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Thanks for coming in
and sitting down with us.
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We're really excited to meet a few
good engineers to join the Pied Piper team.
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So, why don't you tell us
a little about yourself?
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I don't work before noon.
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Or after 2:00 p.m.
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And I need to bring my dog to work.
Are you dog-friendly?
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Oh, yeah, you can bring your clog to work.
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That's not what I asked.
Are you dog-friendly?
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Um...
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Nice pool. Can my dog go in?
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Yeah, yeah, we're very dog-friendly.
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Is there a lifeguard?
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Um...
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'Cause my dog can't swim.
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Now, it says here on your résumé that
from 2010 to 2011, you "crushed it"?
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That's actually an old résumé.
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It should also read
that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
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So, are we to understand
that you did not "crush it" in 2012?
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There was a medical situation preventing me
from crushing it to my usual standards.
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So, I had to take some time off
until I was able to crush it at 100%,
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at which point I resumed crushing it full-time.
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So, it says here that you're proficient in C++,
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code assembly
for multiple processor architectures,
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and that you are a cyborg?
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That is correct. Short for cybernetic organism.
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I came into this world of filth and pain
with a congenital heart condition,
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requiring the installation of a pacemaker,
upon which I am mortally dependent.
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RICHARD: Mmm.
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Wow. He's technically a cyborg.
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Yeah, yeah. Makes the résumé accurate.
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Look, we all know
that I can make a shitload more money
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working for some multi-colored Happy Town
in a hermetically-sealed box.
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But permission to be honest?
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Permission granted.
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Granted.
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I like that you guys are so weird.
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Hmm.
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Yes, we are the weird ones.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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This morning'
you put your soda cans in the green one.
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Okay? That's not right.
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The green is for grass and leaves.
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Okay?
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The blue one is for recycling.
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Go ahead and put those in there.
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Yeah.
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Very good.
The black one is for all other trash.
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Do you understand?
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Yes. Which is for burning?
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No, we don't burn trash in this country.
It's illegal.
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You never burn trash.
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Okay, can you say that? "I never burn trash."
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- I never burn trash.
- Yes.
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What about garbage?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Motherfucker.
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Jared Patakian?
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(SIGHS)
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You know' this Patakian guy
is definitely on some end of some spectrum,
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but he is a full-stack engineer.
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I mean, I'm sold. Jared, what do you think?
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Well, he's qualified
and he definitely seemed interested.
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It's a programmer's market right now.
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I think if we like him,
we should pursue him aggressively.
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My only concern here, and it's a small one,
um, he's also named Jared.
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Will it be confusing with mo Jareds?
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If we hire him,
I can always go back to my real name, Donald.
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No, that's too big a hassle.
We'll just go with Other Jared.
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OJ, for short.
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I know a name is just a sound
somebody makes when they need you,
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but shouldn't this much-newer Jared
be Other Jared?
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You should be flattered.
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O.J. Simpson is one of the most
recognizable people on the face of the planet.
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Was that Jared Patakian
I saw exiting the house?
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Yes, we just interviewed him.
We think he's great.
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He actually is great.
I tried to hire him for Aviato.
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But then he took the offer,
shopped it around town,
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and got more dough at a different gig.
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I didn't care for the way that he handled it.
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So, lam going to have to err
on the side of caution and say, "Pass-adena,"
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Trina.
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Well, I'm sorry that that happened to you,
but you don't get to Pass-adena on anyone.
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We've got to hire a lot of people,
and he was the only one that we all agree on.
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But this is my house.
I'm on the board of this company.
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I mean, I must get dings, right?
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- Dings?
- Like in a jury or Whose Line is h' Anyway?
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Erlich, thank you
for letting us stay in your house
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while we figure out
what we need office-wise. Really.
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But I'm sorry. You don't get a say in this.
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We're going to hire the android.
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ERLICH: He's a cyborg, Richard.
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The son of a bitch is a goddamned cyborg.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
distinguished guests Question.
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What is a moonshot?
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A moonshot is an idea so big,
so bold as to be impossible.
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Until I! is not.
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Magellan circumnavigating...
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(WHISPERING) There you are.
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Oh, sorry, I got lost.
But I think I'm supposed to be here...
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(SHUSHING) Come on.
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Not so long ago, people called the idea
of sending a man to the Moon a moonshot.
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But we did it, and that is just the beginning;.
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No idea will be too big
for our newest division, Hooli XYZ.
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How long do I have to stay here?
'Cause lunch...
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Shh...
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And today, I'm pleased to announce
that after some negotiations and arm-twisting,
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the brilliant Professor Davis Bannerchek,
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a pioneer in robotics
and founder of Somerville Dynamics,
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has agreed to head up this new division.
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I give you Dr. Bannerchek,
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he one and only man
{it to be the first head dreamer of Hooli XYZ.
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Also, I give you the one and only man
fit to be his co-head dreamer,
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our very own Nelson Bighetti,
otherwise known around here as Baghead.
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- Come on up here, Baghead.
What?
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He also co-founded Pied Piper
right here at Hooli.
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I'm not sure I understand.
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You are being promoted.
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Being named co-head dreamer
carries with it a significant pay increase,
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greater equity,
more favorable vesting schedule.
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See, but I really like the job I had.
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You know, I was perfectly happy there.
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It was kind of the perfect level
of involvement for me, I think.
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And also' that other guy, Bannerchek,
he did not really seem to like me very much.
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Oh, he does not. And he wanted you to know
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that he moved four school-aged children
and his elderly mother across the country
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in order to run Hooli XYZ on his own.
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He was very clear about that.
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And he wanted me to convey that to you.
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Have I done that?
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Yeah. So, what is my job exactly?
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Well, that's actually... That's up to you.
You can do whatever you want.
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Okay. See, that's sort of
what I do now, though.
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But starting today, you can do it
in a much more significant way.
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So, enjoy your new office.
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Wait, this is my office?
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Sorry to interrupt. The photographers here.
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Photographer'?
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From WIRED magazine,
for the profile they're doing on you.
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Sorry, who are you?
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Your assistant.
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What?
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Okay, Richard, last interview of the day.
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Dinesh, Gilfoyle, this is someone
you guys recommended I contact,
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Carla Walton?
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Yeah, we hung outwith her a bunch
at the last SF vid/tech meet-up.
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Her code is fucking great.
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She was head of engineering at EarCast?
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She was engineering at EarCast.
She built that whole system on her own.
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You know what else excites me here?
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There's a distinct over-representation of men
in this company. Look around.
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I think it would behoove us
to prioritize hiring a woman.
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I disagree, OJ.
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We should hire
the best person for the job, period.
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And Carla is one of the best.
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Right, let me rephrase.
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I think having a woman in the company
is important,
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but hiring someone
only because they're a woman is bad.
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I would never compromise Pied Piper.
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Okay, just 10 be clear,
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our top priority is to hire
the most qualified person available, right?
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Of course.
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But it would be better
if that someone was a woman
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even though the "woman" part
of that statement is irrelevant?
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Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles
and now we just need Yoko.
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That's the worst example
you could have used.
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I'm using VP9 ABR to reduce bits and using
WebRTC to carry the bulk of the load via P2P.
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So, basically,
I pay for one tiny-ass outgoing stream
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and the user's ISP picks up the whole tab.
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The users pay for all that bandwidth,
not you? Wow.
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That could save us a ton of money.
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Yeah, a shit ton.
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And do you think you could integrate it
into our platform by January in time for CES?
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Look, I'm not going to get in your way.
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You know, you design the engine.
I just assemble the car.
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I could have an alpha of that up
in a solid weekend of hacking.
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Wow. Cool.
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Plus, I could count on one hand
the number of people on Earth
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who could handle sitting in a room
with Dinesh and Gilfoyle all day. So...
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All of that.
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Plus, you're a woman.
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What?
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No, I just mean we would absolutely love
to have a strong woman working here.
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I'm not a woman "engineer." I'm an engineer.
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- Don't, don't, don't.
- Okay, no, no.
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Oh, no, yes, of course.
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We want to hire the best people
who happen to be women,
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regardless of whether or not they are women.
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That part is irrelevant.
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Are you doing that interviewing thing
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where you try to rattle somebody
to see if they freak out or not?
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Uh, sadly no. This is... That's just Jared.
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I wouldn't know how to do that.
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Well, I am aggressively
unemployed right now.
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So, why don't you give me a call
when you know what you want to do?
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- Great.
- All right.
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Great. All right, I'll show you out.
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Oh, lucky me.
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JARED: I loved
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
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So?
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So, she's actually bad-ass.
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DINESH: Yeah, we told you, right?
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We have to hire that person.
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ERLICH: Are you shitting me?
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You see this, Richard? What is this?
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A spoon?
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It's a wide spoon. In fact, the only spoon type
that is left in this drawer.
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(CLATTERING)
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I specifically posted a note
on the refrigerator saying
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that the more narrow spoons be reserved
for the eating for FAGE yogurt by me.
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Look at this.
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The angle's all wrong.
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Aren't you supposed
to just tip that little plastic cup part up
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and dump the jam into the yogurt?
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How would you know that?
Have you been eating my FAGE yogurts?
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No, I saw it on the billboards.
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Well, what they don't tell
you on the billboards
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is that you can't get all of it out.
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Look at that! You have to dig it out.
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But you can't dig it outwith these big-as-hell,
wide fucking spoons.
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This isn't about the spoons, is it, Erlich?
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This is about Jared Patakian.
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This is about me not letting you tell me
who I can or can't hire.
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Or maybe it's about the fact that you're
the one who's been using my narrow spoons?
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DINESHZ Okay.
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You and I both have to get ready
for a board meeting.
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Can we just stop with the nonsense?
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- Nonsense?
- Yeah.
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- This is nonsense?
- Yeah.
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You know, half the yogurt's gonna go unused
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because one quarter of the jam
can't come out.
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MONICA: Thank you for hosting.
You have a lovely home.
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Yeah, I do.
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ERLICH: I like this painting.
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Is it sperm?
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No, three commas.
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Know what has three commas in it, Richard?
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Uh... A sentence with two
appositive phrases in it?
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00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,404
No, a billion dollars.
240
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,739
Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
241
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,573
You know, you play your cards right,
you could be in the three-comma club, too.
242
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,841
But probably not. But you could be.
But probably not.
243
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:18,905
There she is.
244
00:12:19,005 --> 00:12:21,952
Say hello to tonight's fifth board member,
my girlfriend Nastia.
245
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,042
Charmed.
246
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,383
- Hello.
- Hi.
247
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,049
Hello.
248
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:27,680
Ah!
249
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,685
You are Jew.
250
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,387
Episcopalian, actually.
251
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,522
Jew, good at business.
252
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,429
RUSS: My baby's got some ideas about Jews,
253
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,860
some good, some bad.
254
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,694
- Cool, cool.
- Dad?
255
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:43,529
RUSS: Oh! Hey there, buddy.
256
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,597
MONICA: Hello.
257
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,768
- Who's this? Another board member'?
-(BEEPING)
258
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,870
(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE)
Aspen, it's time for bed.
259
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,580
I don't want to go to bed.
260
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,441
I'm sorry, buddy. It's not up to me.
261
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,544
- I need you to cooperate, Aspen.
-(BEEPING)
262
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:02,624
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...
263
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:03,989
Fine.
264
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,427
...four, three... Good boy, Aspen.
265
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,988
What the hell is that?
266
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,760
Company I'm funding. We call it The Lady.
267
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:13,326
I press a button, and The Lady tells Aspen
when it's time for bed, time to take a bath,
268
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,803
when his fucking mother's here
to pick him up.
269
00:13:14,894 --> 00:13:17,500
I get to be his friend and she's the bad guy.
270
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,806
I've disrupted fatherhood.
It's visionary technology.
271
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,436
- Okay, come on. Board meeting, bitches.
-(BEEPING)
272
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,484
Aspen, remember to take your medication.
273
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:30,748
Hey. Just remember,
Russ only has two board seats.
274
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,256
So, as long as we vote together,
we can carry every vote.
275
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:37,419
Yeah, I'm familiar
with the rules of a board meeting.
276
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,588
MONICA: Okay.
277
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,699
Okay, so, 409A valuation report
and new ESOPs.
278
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,999
Is there a motion to approve?
279
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,875
Great, it's unanimous. Approved.
280
00:13:55,001 --> 00:14:00,280
Now we need to clear the equity packages
we're offering to a couple prospective hires,
281
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,848
- Carla Walton and Jared Patakian.
-(GROANS)
282
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,622
ERLICH: Fucking cyborg.
283
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,023
Oh, um, Patakian is actually
a solid engineer.
284
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:11,618
We'd be foolish not to hire him.
285
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,530
He's really good. So, all in favor'?
286
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,633
Sounds like a good pick-up.
287
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,332
MONICA: Okay, four-to-one approved.
288
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:27,869
All right, is there anything else
we need to covet?
289
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:32,712
Yeah, I think we need to talk about
getting some schwag.
290
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,008
What?
291
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,586
- Schwag!
-"Sha-waga"?
292
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,156
Schwag I
293
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,360
- What is it?
- Schwag.
294
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,925
- Swag?
- RUSS: Schwag!
295
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,017
What is it?
296
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,085
Schwag.
297
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,192
I actually don't know...
298
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,064
I think we need to build on the success
of our outdoor media campaign.
299
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,229
I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads,
puzzle cubes, fuckin' antenna balls.
300
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:59,003
Come on, I'm talking 30 grand.
That's like a hand of blackjack. All in favor?
301
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,542
I mean, first billboards, now this?
302
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,245
I... As it is,
we're barely going to make it to January.
303
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,513
Sorry.
304
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,885
What?
305
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:19,521
I think it's a really solid idea.
I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
306
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,065
Cool. So, three-to-Mo in favor. Schwag!
307
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:27,036
I'll set you guys up with my marketing
company. We'll give you a killer rate.
308
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,403
Question, who likes margaritas?
309
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,373
Answer' everybody!
310
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,433
Babe, go out back,
grab some limes from the tree, all right?
311
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,640
Who likes schwag? This guy, this guy.
312
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,875
(SINGING) We gonna get our schwag on!
313
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:44,552
What the fuck are you doing?
You just cost us $30,000.
314
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,284
I thought
we agreed to present a unified front here.
315
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,792
Well, if Richard wants a unified front,
316
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:53,125
then maybe Richard
should do a better job at unifying it.
317
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,630
Why are you such a dick?
318
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,758
Why are you unable to listen to people
who know what they're talking about?
319
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,828
Speaking of Mexico,
I'm supposed to go to Cabo tomorrow,
320
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,565
but I got roped into buying these two tickets
321
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,632
to the Muir Woods preservation thing
tomorrow night.
322
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:08,473
Sean Parker's charity? That's a big event.
323
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,640
Gonna be a lot of members
of the three-comma club there. Am I right?
324
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,183
Total asshole parade.
Anyone want these stupid things?
325
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,150
Yeah, I'm down.
326
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,781
Uh, and, Richard, no, you can't come.
327
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,190
- But, Monica...
- No.
328
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:23,282
NASTIA: Okay.
329
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,353
Hey, babe. Babe, I said limes. Limes.
330
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,193
(LAUGHING) She's honestly
so fucking stupid.
331
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,132
Yeah.
332
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,105
She doesn't even know
what I'm saying right now.
333
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:43,774
And until we get real office space,
I guess we could just put you right here.
334
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,645
And we could put Patakian here.
335
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,946
I hope you don't mind
sitting next to a cyborg.
336
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,782
Does he fart a lot and smell like onions?
337
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,150
Well, he is a coder.
338
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:54,885
Well, I'd say I'm not getting paid enough
to deal with this crap, but I so am, so...
339
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,960
You know, if it's cool, I'm going
to get some stuff out of my car to dump here.
340
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,364
I know I don't start till Monday, but I want
to get it cleaned out before I trade it in.
341
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,526
You're getting a new car?
342
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,161
Yeah, yeah. Mercedes HYBRID.
343
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,365
-It's pretty dope.
- That sounds expensive.
344
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,737
- Guys?
- It is.
345
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,478
Richard has something
very important to tell you.
346
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,143
RICHARD: Yes. (CLEARS THROAT)
347
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,845
So, Jared has informed me that as CEO,
348
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,852
I need to be able
to answer any questions that you might have
349
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:25,651
about Pied Piper's harassment policy
and workplace code of conduct.
350
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,885
Apparently, every company our size
has to have one of those.
351
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,394
So, essentially,
if you find the workplace hostile in any way,
352
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:35,398
you can submit a written complaint.
It will be completely anonymous.
353
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,662
Essentially, don't do or say anything
that might offend anyone.
354
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,897
Okay? Thank you. That's the policy.
355
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,836
- Okay.
- Guys, um,
356
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,706
this is actually pretty serious.
357
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,575
I mean, we're all cool here,
but we know each other.
358
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,343
So, obviously,
when Dinesh calls me Retarded Frankenstein,
359
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,578
or he describes me as AIDS Lady,
360
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,587
or Gilfoyle refers to me
as effeminate k.d. lang,
361
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,918
I know this is a joke among friends.
362
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,753
- It's not a joke.
- We're not friends.
363
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,849
(CHUCKLING) See, it's hilarious.
364
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:06,925
But, um, as we grow,
365
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,262
we're going to be adding a lot of new people
to this company and to this office,
366
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:14,429
and some of them might not be
as amused as I am by such strong language.
367
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,098
Lawsuits happen. So, questions?
368
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,699
- Oh, uh, I have a question.
- JARED: Mmm-hmm.
369
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,767
My best friend's nickname is Cunty.
370
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,108
- I'm sorry, her name is...
- Cunty.
371
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,376
And I was hoping I could call her Cunty
while I'm here.
372
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,441
Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
373
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,919
'Cause, you know,
I want to have Cunty come visit me for lunch,
374
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,957
and if I can't call Cunty "Cunty,"
375
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:36,083
then it's like, I'm not going
to want to have Cunty over at all,
376
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,926
which I feel, like, kind of violates my rights.
377
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,965
Yeah. Um, it does not...
378
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,054
As a woman.
379
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,136
Okay, I'm going to have
to get back to you on that one.
380
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,638
Her best friend's nickname is Cunty.
381
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,106
- Okay.
- Let's maybe get back to the kitchen
382
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:53,473
-so we can...
- Okay, okay, okay.
383
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,141
All right, I'm going to go
clean out my shit box.
384
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,106
Nice bag.
385
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,276
Thank you.
386
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:05,781
Oh, look, D&G. It's like
Dinesh & Gilfoyle. So, yeah.
387
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,324
Okay, that was the third reference
she's made to how much money she's making.
388
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,420
GILFOYLE: Mmm.
389
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,760
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
390
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,329
That's a $3,500 bag.
391
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,961
How do you know? You have the same one?
392
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,473
No, I have the fucking Internet.
393
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,702
Hey, you don't think she's making
more money than us, do you?
394
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,210
No, we all have equalized pay, remember?
395
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:32,180
Yeah, me and you and Richard and Jared do,
but not new hires.
396
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,150
It's the classic dilemma
where the founders make less.
397
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,710
We told Richard to get her
no matter what it took.
398
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,518
Even if she is making more cash than us,
which she isn't,
399
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,354
there's no way she has as much equity.
400
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:45,122
You don't know that.
And Richard won't tell us. It's confidential.
401
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,458
I guess there's a reason for it.
402
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,624
It's so people don't get jealous
and throw a hissy fit.
403
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:52,659
I'm not jealous. I just want to make sure
she's making less than me.
404
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,864
Hey, how do we find out
how much she's getting paid here?
405
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,398
I have a plan.
406
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:03,036
Hey, Carla,
how much money do you make here?
407
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,149
Uh, Let's just say
it's a big jump from my old job.
408
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:10,844
Right, but you probably
got more equity there.
409
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,555
Um, no, actually I get more equity here.
410
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,681
What?
411
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,693
Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
412
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,228
Three points each.
413
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:22,322
Three? That's weird.
I thought you got in at the beginning.
414
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,236
I have another plan.
415
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,235
ERLICH: All right, Jian Yang,
don't talk to anybody else.
416
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:33,867
When we get inside, don't talk to me.
417
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,444
- Good evening.
- Here's the...
418
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,742
- WOMAN: Thank you.
- Thank you.
419
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,908
(DEVICE BEEPS)
420
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,416
And how will you be paying, sir?
421
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,580
- Excuse me?
- Your donation.
422
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,023
What's your preferred method of payment?
423
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,282
Oh...
424
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:53,124
No, these are already paid for.
We're guests of Russ Hanneman.
425
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,856
Uh, yes, he reserved the tickets,
but you have to pay for them.
426
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,792
Oh. Uh...
427
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,097
Okay. And how much are they?
428
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,296
$25,000.
429
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,236
Um... So... But for both?
430
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,433
No, no, no, per ticket.
431
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,740
There's no possible way that
we could pay that, so what do we do here?
432
00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:11,748
Well, there are a number of other ways
to help preserve the Muir Woods.
433
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,750
We do a volunteer clean-up program
every weekend.
434
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,376
Yeah, I don't give a shit
about the Muir Woods.
435
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,284
I need to get in there.
436
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,414
Sir, if you can't pay for the tickets,
I really don't see how that's possible.
437
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,959
What if we do, like, a little in-and-out thing?
438
00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:27,656
I just go in there, 10 minutes,
you know, have one cocktail, two, three max.
439
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:29,790
- He doesn't eat. He won't eat.
- Yes, I'm hungry.
440
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,426
Gentlemen, I'm going to need you
to move aside for the other guests.
441
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,903
You want me to email
Russ Hanneman right now?
442
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,598
You don't have Ruse's email.
443
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:42,476
But I have his... I have the phone number
of the person who works in his office.
444
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,275
Does anybody have an extra ticket?
My investor cannot pay.
445
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:50,309
That's actually not true. Uh...
I think they must have misplaced the tickets.
446
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,150
No, we have everyone's tickets here.
447
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,623
Can you please check? Erlich Bachman?
448
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,161
E-R-I-C-H...
449
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,661
That's not at all how it's spelled here.
450
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:00,992
All right. Let's go, Jian.
451
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,292
Have a nice night. Thank you.
452
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,833
- Let's go. Come on. Come on.
- WOMAN: Next.
453
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,129
JIAN-YANG: Excuse me...
ERLICH: Come on. Let's go.
454
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,831
-...do you have a ticket?
- ERLICH: God damn it! Jian Yang, come here!
455
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,430
JIAN-YANG: Do you have a ticket?
456
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:18,475
Hey, Jian Yang. How was last night?
457
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,545
It was sad.
458
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,616
Erlich, he promised me dinner
with a big meet.
459
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,848
Big meat?
460
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,220
- Big meet people.
- Meat people?
461
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,957
Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
462
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:32,793
Wait, so you guys didn't get in?
463
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,193
We went to Taco Bell.
464
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:38,496
Erlich, he started crying in Taco Bell.
465
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,537
He tried to blame the taco sauce.
466
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,365
CARLA: Richard'?
RICHARD: Yes.
467
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,877
- OJ says you wanted to see me'?
- Yeah.
468
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,308
Um...
469
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:53,714
I don't want to say this, any of this, at all,
470
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:58,544
but several employees
have lodged a complaint against you.
471
00:22:58,644 --> 00:22:59,748
For what?
472
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,390
Um...
473
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,255
For making this a hostile workplace.
474
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:06,262
By, quote,
"Repeatedly rubbing our fucking faces
475
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:09,890
"in the fact that Richard Hendricks is a pussy
who gave a new hire more than us."
476
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:10,990
CARLA: Mmm-hmm.
477
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,234
Interesting.
478
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:16,067
And which two of the several
lodged a complaint?
479
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:19,665
Actually, our policy guarantees anonymity,
so I can't tell you that.
480
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:22,609
Look, you and I both know
how much you make.
481
00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:25,580
- Are you fucking with them?
- Yeah, of course I'm fucking with them.
482
00:23:25,671 --> 00:23:28,208
I bought a fake Dolce & Gabbana bag
at a swap meet to piss them off
483
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:29,275
and apparently it did.
484
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,549
And I lied and said I was getting a Mercedes.
485
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:35,456
I also left a fake credit-card statement open
on my screen, because I thought they'd see it.
486
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:36,548
- Did they see it?
- They saw it.
487
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,787
- Yeah, sweet.
- Okay.
488
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,090
- Carla.
- Okay, all right.
489
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:43,462
But what I used to do to fuck with them
involved gay porn and Photoshop,
490
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:48,095
so I don't think that would be cool
after OJ's big harassment speech.
491
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:51,198
Oh. So, in effect, the policy worked.
492
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:54,403
Well, I... Can we not do any of it?
493
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:57,743
It just that they're getting really pissed
and it's really distracting.
494
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,613
All right.
495
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:03,279
- No more Cunty.
- Terrific.
496
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:04,945
- That's really good.
- Cunty's done.
497
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:08,753
Great. But you said it again,
but maybe that's the last time.
498
00:24:09,915 --> 00:24:11,792
Cunty's done. I'm gonna call you OJ, though.
499
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:12,988
- Yeah' that's fine.
- That's for good.
500
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,564
Yeah, yeah, because in my head,
501
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:18,124
I change the meaning from "Other Jared"
to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment.
502
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:23,338
ERLICH: If I have to, I'm going to keep
my fucking Star Blazer VHS tapes in my room!
503
00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,808
It doesn't take an IQ-9
to know they should remain alphabetized.
504
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:31,609
I want to watch a specific episode.
And it's not like they're on fucking DVD!
505
00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:41,947
(SIGHS)
506
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:51,500
Hey, um, Erlich,
I just want to say this is your house
507
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:54,161
and you've been really cool
letting us stay here for all this time,
508
00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:56,933
and as soon as we get our office space,
we'll be out of your way.
509
00:24:57,930 --> 00:25:00,137
And how soon is that going to be?
510
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:01,937
Soon.
511
00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:05,842
And look, I realize it's not fair
that I bring someone into your house
512
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,144
that you don't want here,
513
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:11,518
so I will call the cyborg
and I will rescind the offer.
514
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:15,990
You know, Richard, I've been thinking,
the cyborg is a solid coder.
515
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,220
You should hire him.
516
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,023
It's fine, I'll get someone else.
517
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,461
Don't be stupid, Richard.
518
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,728
You need a full working beta up
in the next few months. Just hire the guy.
519
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:27,133
I'm not being stupid, okay?
I'm not going to hire him.
520
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,866
And frankly, I'm not going to let you
bully me into doing it.
521
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,203
Would you look at yourself?
You're still not fucking listening to me.
522
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,208
No, I'm trying to respect you, asshole.
523
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:36,711
If you want to respect me,
then just hire the piece of shit.
524
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:37,803
Don't act like a moron.
525
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,079
You're not going to kick Nucleus's ass
acting like a fucking moron.
526
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,653
You don't get to tell me
how I respect you, okay?
527
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:46,553
I can respect you however the fuck I want.
528
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,216
What are you doing?
529
00:25:50,315 --> 00:25:52,022
I'm respecting you.
530
00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:56,822
(CLEARS THROAT)
531
00:25:56,889 --> 00:26:00,098
Jared, hey, it's, uh,
Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper.
532
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,039
Yeah, bad news. We're not gonna...
533
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,068
What?
534
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,911
What's that?
535
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:12,742
Where?
536
00:26:15,674 --> 00:26:16,880
Okay.
537
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:21,584
Well, cyborg, fuck you, you fuckin'...
538
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,456
Metal-dick piece of shit.
Metal-dick piece of shit.
539
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,519
Ha-ha-ha.
540
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:28,587
What happened?
541
00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:31,265
He took another job
542
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:34,265
from Russ fucking Hanneman.
543
00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:35,903
- What?
- Yeah.
544
00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:39,408
Apparently, I said so much
nice shit about him in the board meeting,
545
00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:43,379
Russ offered him a job atone of his other
fucking companies for a lot more money.
546
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,472
Our own investor poached him.
547
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:49,048
And he went? Fucking cyborg.
548
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,049
DINESH: Richard! You need to come see this.
549
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,327
What event could this possibly be used at?
550
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,562
Are you happy?
551
00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:11,465
Not really.
552
00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,474
They used the old logo.
553
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,111
Do you smell something burning?
554
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,910
God damn it! Jian Yang!
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