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I just got fired.
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And what about me?
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What about you?
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What about me?
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Okay. That's it.
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I'm going over there right fucking now,
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before they leave.
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Erlich, I'm gonna use your car.
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Jared, you call Ron LaFlamme,
tell him to meet me there.
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Fuck these assholes!
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Wait. Richard, I'm coming with you.
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Here. Jared, clear this.
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Get all the smoke out of it.
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- Otherwise, it damages the device.
- Umm...
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Don't be a pussy.
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How could they do this?
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How could they fire me
from my own company?
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Just stay calm.
We're gonna fight this.
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Jesus, Richard, slow down.
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Stop, stop, stop!
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Did I just hit a deer?
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No, goddamn it!
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Fucking Stanford Robotics.
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Shit. Is this gonna make us late?
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Oh! They killed the Bam-bot.
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Fuck your Bam-bot!
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You little Stanford cunts
fucked up my grille!
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- Fucking piece of shit!
- Wait.
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You little cunt!
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- Fuck!
- Hey.
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This one's for your mama.
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Erlich, stop. Come on. Erlich,
we've got to get to Raviga.
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Hey, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Thanks for coming, Ron.
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I'd bail on spin class
any day for you, Richie.
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Richard. Richard.
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I kept calling, you weren't answering.
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Talk to the hand, Monica.
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Richard, can you stop?
I can explain, okay?
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It's pretty self-explanatory, Monica.
You voted to fire me.
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What the fuck?
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I mean, there is no way I'm
letting you push me out of this.
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Our intention is not to push you out.
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We wish rather to transition you
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to a more appropriate
role within the company.
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A new CEO will be brought in to
manage day-to-day operations
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while you assume the role of
Chief Technology Officer.
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Congratulations.
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CTO? Yes.
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You want me to be an
employee at my own company?
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You would still be in
charge of the engineering,
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and you'd continue vesting your
shares, and keep your board seat.
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The same seat I had an hour ago
when you voted to fire me as CEO?
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- That came in handy.
- Richard, please.
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I realize this may be bittersweet,
but earlier this evening
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Raviga decided to officially
fund Pied Piper Series A Round
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at $5 million at a $50
million valuation.
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Essentially, you have created a company
that is too valuable for you to run.
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You should feel good about that.
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Are you kidding me? I
made the company, okay?
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I'm the one who came up
with the name "Pied Piper."
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Yeah.
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Ron, can I have a word please?
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They can't really do this, can they?
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I think they just did.
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You remember that shit deal
you brought me from Hanneman,
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and I said, "Hey, Richie,
this is a shit deal,"
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but you took it anyway
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because you wanted to do something
crazy for once in your life?
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Yes, I remember.
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Well, you basically just loaded a
gun and handed it to Hanneman,
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and Hanneman sold that gun to Raviga,
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and then Raviga just fucking
pistol-whipped you.
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But hey, at least they're letting you
keep your shares and your board seat.
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You lose a little blood
with the dilution
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for the new CEO, but I've seen worse.
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Like that shit deal you
brought me from Hanneman.
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If we give Richard a
little bit of space,
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he'll be able to wrap
his head around this,
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and a smooth transition to a
new CEO will be possible.
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To wit, I served as the CEO of Aviat...
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Mr. Bachman.
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In the version of Pied Piper
in which I am invested,
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you will not be CEO. Not now. Not ever.
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Well, you, madam, are a
shrew of the first order.
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Okay. I'm not gonna let you do this.
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I'm gonna fight it.
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I understand you're upset.
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As you can see, this is a very
emotional time for me as well,
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but we have some very strong candidates
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coming in for the CEO position,
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and we would so appreciate your input.
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- My input?
- Mmm.
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You want me to help you
pick my new replacement?
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I'd rather quit.
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And I don't care how much money I lose,
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because I am gonna get it all back
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when I sue the living shit out of you!
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Okay. All right. All right.
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Ron, let's go.
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Sorry, I'm forced to inform you
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that I can no longer provide
you with legal counsel.
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What are you talking about?
You're my attorney.
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No. Technically, I'm Pied
Piper's corporate counsel,
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and you just declared
your intention to walk.
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So, in effect, you kind of
just threatened to sue me,
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and I don't take kindly to threats, Mr.
Hendricks.
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"Mr. Hendricks"?
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What happened to "Richie"?
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Unfortunately, I'm not at
liberty to discuss him
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with you either, Mr. Hendricks.
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Richard, if I
didn't vote to remove you,
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then Laurie would've
adjourned the meeting,
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replaced my seat on the board
with someone else at Raviga,
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and then they would've
voted to remove you.
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At least this way, I'm
still in the game.
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No. You mean, at least this
way, you kept your job.
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At least the actual Judas had
the courtesy to kill himself
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after betraying his
leader, Jesus Christ.
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He's the CEO of the world.
Ever heard of him?
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Yeah. Got it. Went to Catholic school.
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Really? How long?
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Look, I'm still on the
board of this company.
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I'll be in all of the meetings.
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Maybe I can be helpful at some point.
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You wanna be helpful, Monica?
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Convince Laurie to keep me on as CEO.
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Look, I know I made some mistakes.
I wasn't perfect,
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but I'll get better. I'll even
go to one of those CEO coaches,
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like that guy at fucking Twitter.
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Richard, it's done.
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Laurie already found a new CEO.
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What? Already?
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You said that you didn't want to
be part of the interview process,
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so they picked someone this morning.
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Jack Barker. He's an incredibly
skilled, top-notch CEO.
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I don't care who he is, okay?
None of us do.
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"Action" Jack Barker?
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Seriously? They picked that
gray-haired fossil over me?
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You said you turned the job down.
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I said it was mutual.
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Oh.
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What? That's accurate.
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He ran Entercross Systems.
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They IPO'ed in 1998 for more
than a billion dollars.
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Yeah, 20 fucking years ago.
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Tech 1.0. What has he done lately?
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After that, he ran
Turnwire for four years
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until it was acquired by
Microsoft for $2 billion.
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Holy shit. This guy's a hitter.
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He was, in the oughts. What's
he done in the 20-teens?
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Looks like he started a foundation
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in his mother's name to cure cancer.
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Yeah, how's that going?
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Yeah. I bet his mother's dead.
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Yeah, that's probably why
he started the foundation.
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Richard, Laurie's meeting
with him tomorrow.
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You should come in and talk with him.
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No fucking way.
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Think this through. I
mean, you have to know
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that you can't start another
compression company.
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No VC will fund that out
of fear of being sued,
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and unless you have
some totally different,
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game-changing idea lying around...
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So you're saying that
I'm fucked if I leave?
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No, I'm saying that...
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Okay. Well, then I guess I'm fucked,
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because I'm out.
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And when I leave, Jared's out,
Dinesh is out, Gilfoyle is out.
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Everybody's out.
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So good luck with the
company there, Monica.
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It'll just be you, Laurie Bream,
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and some fucking asshole who
can't even cure cancer.
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He's right.
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Where Richard goes, I go.
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Monica, excuse how high I am,
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but are the uniforms in Catholic
schools as low-cut as they are online?
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Fuck off.
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Did you tell Richard you were out?
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No. Did you?
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No.
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Are we out?
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Hmm.
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Did Gavin tell you what this is about?
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We haven't spoken in some time.
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Thank you all for coming
on such short notice.
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I have a difficult announcement to make.
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We, in the tech business, often
refer to failure as a good thing.
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Failure is growth.
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Failure is learning.
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But sometimes failure is just failure.
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I think...
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't think it would be this hard.
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But goodbyes are always hard,
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especially when I am the
one saying goodbye.
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Today, effective immediately,
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I, Gavin Belson, founder
and CEO of Hooli,
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am forced to officially say goodbye
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to the entire Nucleus division.
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All Nucleus personnel will be given
proper notice and terminated.
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But make no mistake.
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Though they're the ones leaving,
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it is I who must remain and bear
the heavy burden of their failure.
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It is my fault.
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I trusted them to get the job done.
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But that is the price of leadership.
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Thank you.
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That was the gutsiest
thing I've ever seen.
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Amazing.
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So, wait, does that mean...
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Uh... Denpok?
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Can I have your Big Gulp?
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I know we keep saying this,
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but even though Richard
is a great guy...
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And a brilliant coder.
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He's wonderful.
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Nevertheless, he is
lacking in certain...
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managerial capacities.
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- Totally fair.
- It's fair, right?
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He's still a great coder.
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And an amazing human being.
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- Okay, look.
- Such...
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We have a lot of shit we
want to say about him.
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Do we have to keep prefacing it
with all this nice-guy stuff?
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I mean, if so, we're
gonna be here all night.
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Yeah, we kind of do, though,
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just to offset the shittiness
of all the shitty stuff.
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What if we use like a dictionary patch?
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To compress all the nice-guy stuff.
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Like an acronym.
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Exactly.
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"Richard is great, but you know"...
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R-I-G-B-Y.
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Rigby.
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Rigby is all the nice-guy stuff.
239
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Okay. Rigby.
240
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But he just assumed we
were gonna leave with him,
241
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which is kind of total bullshit, right?
242
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That's really arrogant.
243
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Rigby. We gave up our own apps...
244
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so that we could bust our asses for him.
245
00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,658
Why the fuck should we give
up our Pied Piper shares
246
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right when we get funded
247
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because he's too much of a prima donna
248
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to let someone experienced come in
249
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and run the company the way
its supposed to be run.
250
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- Rigby.
- Rigby.
251
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Now I'm actually getting
kind of fucking angry!
252
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I mean, we put in so
much work for no pay,
253
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and now he thinks he's
gonna walk out on us?
254
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I mean, seriously, fuck that guy.
255
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Fuck him. Rigby.
256
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What are we gonna do?
257
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- Rigby.
- Rigby.
258
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,523
Richard, I have something
that might cheer you up.
259
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What is this?
260
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Go on, Gloomy Gus, open it.
261
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Okay.
262
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:35,510
So this is a box of files with
companies' information on it?
263
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:39,848
No. These are all companies that I
took the liberty of reaching out to
264
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that are actually offering
you the job of CTO.
265
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Really?
266
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Some of these companies are pretty good.
267
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Flutterbeam's like... really good.
268
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Of course it is. They all are.
269
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You're the belle of the ball,
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and these are all your swains,
271
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hoping for a glimpse of ankle.
272
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Ah. The nest wherein the asp doth coil.
273
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Where's Richard? Is he coming?
274
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Nope.
275
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Congratulations, you've
successfully broken a good man.
276
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Is that Barker?
277
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Uh... yeah.
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What are you gonna do?
279
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I just spent the last 16 hours
cherry-picking Friars Roasts
280
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for the premium old-man jokes.
281
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Essentially, I'm going
to beat him to death
282
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with his own titanium hips.
283
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:33,101
Not just for me, but for Richard.
284
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Jack Barker, aka Action Jack.
285
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We meet at last.
286
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Erlich Bachman.
287
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Mr. Bachman.
288
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Pleasure to finally meet you.
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I'm a big fan.
290
00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,086
Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil?
291
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Polio? The phonograph?
292
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A nice piece of fish?
293
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Segregated water fountains?
294
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,713
Senior citizen discounts at
Perkins Family restaurants?
295
00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:06,134
Erectile dysfunction because
of corroded penile arteries?
296
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,720
Deviled eggs as an entrée?
297
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,723
Liking Ike?
298
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No.
299
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None of those, Mr. Bachman.
300
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I am a fan of yours.
301
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:20,232
Have been ever since you
were at the helm of Aviato.
302
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,486
You know Aviato?
303
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,072
Yes. Aviato.
304
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My Aviato?
305
00:13:29,493 --> 00:13:31,910
Is there any other Aviato?
306
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:34,246
Well, legally, there cannot be.
307
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Mr. Barker, pleasure to meet you.
308
00:13:35,666 --> 00:13:36,998
- Is that a poppy seed muffin?
- Yes, sir.
309
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:39,584
Well, Poppy wants one 'cause
Mommy already got hers.
310
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,505
Hooli stock jumped seven percent today
311
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,474
on this news that Gavin
Belson is writing down
312
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,642
the entire Nucleus project.
313
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,010
What's happening here?
314
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It was a courageous move.
315
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,313
He's a straight shooter,
316
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and obviously Wall Street
is responding to that.
317
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,066
So, what else do you think...
318
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:56,768
So, by our account,
319
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just under 50 percent of
Hooli employment agreements
320
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include a non-compete clause.
321
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:05,327
The same clause that caused us to lose
the Pied Piper lawsuit in arbitration
322
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,611
and are thus legally invalid,
323
00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:09,498
calling into question
some of our IP ownership.
324
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,167
Shit. I was afraid of that.
325
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:15,954
But hypothetically, this also
presents an opportunity.
326
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,007
Any of those people could be
dismissed with no severance.
327
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,125
Any unvested stock
328
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,843
would return to the company option pool.
329
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:26,131
So, in other words, we have the right
to terminate any of those people
330
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with no repercussions whatsoever,
331
00:14:28,685 --> 00:14:30,936
and we'd actually make money?
332
00:14:31,021 --> 00:14:32,804
Correct.
333
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:36,141
You know, our annual
individual performance reviews
334
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:40,228
showed a 20 percent incidence
of sub-standard work.
335
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,615
So essentially, one out of
every five Hooli team members
336
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,284
deserve to be fired.
337
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:51,156
Oh, I'm sorry. What?
338
00:14:55,212 --> 00:14:56,828
So, are you nervous?
339
00:14:56,914 --> 00:14:58,914
No, actually. I feel pretty good.
340
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,883
Flutterbeam was the best
company we looked at.
341
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,002
Their tech is great.
Their offer is amazing.
342
00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:05,337
Actually, I'm kind of pumped.
343
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:08,006
Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped.
344
00:15:08,091 --> 00:15:09,674
You just got... okay.
345
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,675
- I'll do it.
- Yeah.
346
00:15:10,811 --> 00:15:13,178
All right. Well, Jared...
347
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,064
we gotta one day figure out what
we're gonna do for you for a job.
348
00:15:16,183 --> 00:15:18,900
Richard, you'll go. You'll
establish yourself,
349
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,486
and when the time is
right, you'll send for me.
350
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:24,406
Richard, you have to talk to this man.
351
00:15:24,525 --> 00:15:26,324
Who, Barker? Pass.
352
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:27,993
This guy is real, okay, Richard?
353
00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:29,528
With his managerial skills
354
00:15:29,613 --> 00:15:31,196
and your talent as an engineer,
355
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,532
we could be talking
about the D-word here.
356
00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:35,450
- Dick?
- No. Decacorn.
357
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:40,338
A company that's valued over $10 billion
before its initial public offering.
358
00:15:40,424 --> 00:15:41,289
All right?
359
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,874
He's still at Raviga for another hour.
360
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,259
Please go talk to him.
361
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,796
Sorry, I can't do that. I'm
already set up at Flutterbeam.
362
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,765
Whose CEO, unprompted, said,
363
00:15:50,884 --> 00:15:54,719
"A brain like Richard's comes
along once in a generation."
364
00:15:56,974 --> 00:15:58,974
Sorry. I'm just proud.
365
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,310
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
366
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,946
Richard, I'm not asking
you to spoon with the guy
367
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,064
or even fork him.
368
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:08,233
- What I'm asking for...
- What is that?
369
00:16:08,318 --> 00:16:11,069
Forking is when you use
your dick and your two legs
370
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,404
to stab him in the lower torso.
371
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,789
I'm asking for you to take
10 minutes and talk to him
372
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:16,958
before you throw everything
that we built away.
373
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,960
And yes, I did say "we."
374
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,212
I mean, if you want to stop by Raviga,
375
00:16:21,298 --> 00:16:23,081
it's on the way to Flutterbeam.
376
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:28,219
I mean, I threw some Tyson-level
haymakers at this guy.
377
00:16:28,305 --> 00:16:30,221
Richard, he didn't flinch.
378
00:16:30,307 --> 00:16:32,257
He floats like a butterfly.
379
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:33,725
Hey, Richard.
380
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,760
What's going on?
381
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:37,929
- We've been talking.
- Okay.
382
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,515
Guys, this isn't really a great time.
Richard.
383
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,435
We wanna tell you something. Right?
384
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,419
Yeah, it's something important.
385
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,204
Maybe later. So, Richard?
386
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,372
Guys, come on.
387
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,460
We know you're leaving...
388
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,295
- Yep. Well aware.
- ...but...
389
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:59,266
- We're not. Yeah.
- ...we're gonna stay at Pied Piper.
390
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:03,721
Really?
391
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:04,972
Why are you laughing?
392
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,558
I'm sorry. Wow.
393
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,143
Well, it's just that you really think
394
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:12,062
that you're gonna be able to
scale the platform without me?
395
00:17:12,148 --> 00:17:13,481
Goddamn it!
396
00:17:13,506 --> 00:17:14,922
- Yeah.
- You don't think we can?
397
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:16,030
Well, I know you can't.
398
00:17:16,055 --> 00:17:17,237
That's a bold statement.
399
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,987
- Richard.
- We have massive tech debt.
400
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,457
You really think that you can
scale and deploy my library
401
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,409
without any input from me?
402
00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:26,494
Are you serious here?
403
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,628
- Yes, we do.
- Yeah.
404
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,498
Then I guess you are truly delusional.
405
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,633
Well, I think you're an arrogant prick.
406
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:34,635
I'm the arrogant prick.
407
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,170
Okay. This is coming from two people
408
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,506
who think they know everything
about code they didn't even write.
409
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,341
We wrote a lot of the code.
410
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,843
- You wrote some of it.
- You know what? We're gonna stay,
411
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,563
and we're gonna build Pied
Piper just to prove you wrong.
412
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:47,181
Okay. Thank you for the
solidarity by the way,
413
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,315
and sticking with your friend.
414
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,350
You know what, Erlich?
415
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:51,151
You can tell Barker to go fuck himself,
416
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,520
so I can go to Flutterbeam
417
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,606
and then watch these two
assholes crash and burn
418
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,275
trying to build out Pied
Piper by themselves.
419
00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,493
This'll be great.
420
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,446
Great timing, guys.
Thank you so much.
421
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,864
Premium stuff, Dinesh.
422
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,833
Richard. Richard?
423
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,703
Well, we are now living
in a post-Rigby world.
424
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,875
Man, this place is amazing.
425
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,711
Yeah. We raised a shit ton of money.
426
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,047
We're growing fast as balls.
427
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,182
But we're not exactly super psyched
428
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,134
with the quality of our engineering.
429
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,970
Well, it's a good thing
I'm here then, right?
430
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:28,055
Yeah.
431
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,107
All joking aside, I actually
have a few thoughts
432
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,475
on your video platform if you...
433
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:33,978
We're pretty happy with
the basic platform.
434
00:18:34,063 --> 00:18:35,980
We want to hand you
something way cooler.
435
00:18:36,065 --> 00:18:38,365
It's kind of like a secret project.
436
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,151
I got to warn you, though.
It's pretty rad.
437
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,749
Sit right here.
438
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:44,717
Okay.
439
00:18:44,802 --> 00:18:46,585
- All right.
- Oh. Hello.
440
00:18:46,671 --> 00:18:48,220
This is the present.
441
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:49,999
You ready to go to the future?
442
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:51,333
Sure.
443
00:18:51,419 --> 00:18:53,753
Three, two, one.
444
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,037
Bam!
445
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,261
Oh. I...
I have a mustache.
446
00:18:58,353 --> 00:18:59,436
Fuck yeah, you do.
447
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,437
And check this out.
448
00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,522
Turn your head. See that?
449
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,775
Compositing perfect 3-D
holographic mustaches
450
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,995
using depth-sensing cameras
in a live video chat.
451
00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:10,196
And no one's doing it.
452
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:11,247
Nobody.
453
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,867
Sorry. This is the...
this is the rad thing?
454
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,952
Look, Richard, we agree, okay?
455
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,287
We're not there yet.
456
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,789
We're using a crappy plug-in,
so the latency is bad.
457
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:21,458
You turn too fast, that
mustache is on your ear.
458
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:24,628
But with your help, we think
we can cut our 'stache lag
459
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,797
to just... 20 milliseconds
motion-to-photon
460
00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,883
in... nine months?
461
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,301
Just in time for Movember.
462
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:33,937
So, which one do you want
on your employee badge?
463
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:35,939
- Tom Selleck?
- Aloha.
464
00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:37,941
Ooh, Fu Manchu.
465
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:39,392
- John Waters.
- Not bad.
466
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,111
Alex Trebek. Hitler.
467
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,063
- Probably not Hitler. Skip him.
- Oh yeah.
468
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,031
- Bam. Sam Elliot.
- Howdy.
469
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,149
Sure.
470
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,400
Oh. Uh...
471
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:50,153
Okay, so we've got to hop
on a call with biz dev...
472
00:19:50,238 --> 00:19:50,886
Okay.
473
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:53,501
...but feel free to keep
on 'staching. Okay?
474
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,241
- There you go.
- All right.
475
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,328
Hey, if you want to have your attorney
look over the employment agreement
476
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,748
and the stock option grant,
it's cool by us, all right?
477
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,633
Just sign it. You're in.
478
00:20:03,883 --> 00:20:05,499
- We'll see you Monday, man.
- We're pumped.
479
00:20:05,778 --> 00:20:09,947
Okay. Well, your pumpedness
makes me pumped.
480
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,237
Uh, uh...
481
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,856
Pete Monahan, please.
It's Richard Hendricks.
482
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,693
I just need him to go
over a contract for me.
483
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,529
What?
484
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,259
Are you an attorney
here to see a client?
485
00:20:37,088 --> 00:20:41,439
No. Actuallt, I'm a client
who is here see my attorney.
486
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:44,030
Okay. Follow me.
487
00:20:44,149 --> 00:20:48,818
It began as a innocent celebration
of our arbitration victory.
488
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:53,091
I ordered a kombucha, which I did
not realize contained alcohol.
489
00:20:53,176 --> 00:20:56,294
It was described to me as
a healthy, organic tea.
490
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:59,714
Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles
away, wrapped naked in a blanket,
491
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,124
shaking off a meth high,
492
00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:04,719
and facing charges for attacking
a police horse with a shovel.
493
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,443
Oh. Holy shit.
494
00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:11,279
From a legal standpoint, it was
a clear violation of my parole,
495
00:21:11,398 --> 00:21:14,032
and I must now serve
my entire sentence...
496
00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:15,064
Okay.
497
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,716
...and any additional time
stemming from the new charges,
498
00:21:17,835 --> 00:21:19,418
which continue to accrue.
499
00:21:20,254 --> 00:21:22,304
But I'm owning my mistakes.
500
00:21:22,389 --> 00:21:24,840
- Oh.
- I am staying positive.
501
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:27,810
Enough about me.
502
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:29,861
Let's take a look at that contract.
503
00:21:29,996 --> 00:21:31,495
Okay.
504
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,750
I would red-line it, but...
505
00:21:36,869 --> 00:21:38,953
I'm not allowed to have a pencil.
506
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,255
Oh.
507
00:21:45,711 --> 00:21:47,795
This makes less sense
the more I look at it.
508
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,714
Okay. What's this number over here?
509
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,516
I don't know.
510
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,718
I didn't handle the compression library.
511
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:56,720
Neither did I.
512
00:21:56,806 --> 00:21:58,973
You're telling me Richard
did this all on his own?
513
00:21:59,058 --> 00:22:00,724
Shit. I thought you did it.
514
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,394
Now I respect you even less.
515
00:22:03,529 --> 00:22:05,863
We each know 90 percent
of the platform...
516
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,315
but it's the same 90 percent.
517
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,701
Maybe that arrogant prick was right.
518
00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:13,070
We can't scale it without him.
519
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,656
We are so fucked.
520
00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:18,242
Wait.
521
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,794
- Yeah?
- I got it.
522
00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:27,418
We quit out of solidarity with Richard.
523
00:22:28,337 --> 00:22:29,753
That's interesting.
524
00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:33,173
So even though he said all
that horrible shit to us,
525
00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:34,892
we take the high road
526
00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:35,976
and we get his back.
527
00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:37,061
Yeah.
528
00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:39,096
Maybe he'll even hire
us at his new company.
529
00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:41,565
Flutterbeam.
530
00:22:48,824 --> 00:22:50,741
- Mustaches?
- Yes.
531
00:22:50,826 --> 00:22:53,410
Doesn't necessarily
have to stop at people.
532
00:22:53,496 --> 00:22:55,329
They can put mustaches
on their pets, too.
533
00:22:55,448 --> 00:22:56,780
It's actually pretty fun.
534
00:22:56,916 --> 00:23:01,285
So, soon you'll be putting
mustaches on cats and dogs and...
535
00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,287
- snakes.
- Snakes, yeah, yeah.
536
00:23:03,422 --> 00:23:06,040
I mean, it's a little tricky because
they don't have a philtrum,
537
00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:10,544
so finding an anchor point for
that mustache is actually...
538
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:13,764
gonna be quite of a
technological challenge.
539
00:23:13,849 --> 00:23:15,466
- It's exciting stuff.
- It really is.
540
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:16,717
Richard.
541
00:23:16,802 --> 00:23:18,602
Let me ask you something.
542
00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:21,221
Why are you leaving Pied Piper?
543
00:23:23,859 --> 00:23:25,893
They pushed me out.
544
00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:27,444
I thought they offered
you another position.
545
00:23:27,530 --> 00:23:29,813
Yeah, CTO. It's a demotion.
546
00:23:29,949 --> 00:23:32,232
Well, wouldn't you be
CTO at Flutterbeam?
547
00:23:32,318 --> 00:23:35,986
Yes, but at least this way,
I don't have to eat shit.
548
00:23:36,122 --> 00:23:39,573
Richard, let me tell you something
I learned here on the inside.
549
00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:45,913
Swallow your pride, or soon you'll be
eating something far worse than shit.
550
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:48,716
Believe me.
551
00:23:48,834 --> 00:23:52,836
Don't you think you should at
least meet this Barker fellow?
552
00:24:05,351 --> 00:24:06,233
So where are we?
553
00:24:06,352 --> 00:24:09,103
Seventeen hundred people
slated for exiting.
554
00:24:09,188 --> 00:24:12,356
Their negated options
total 780,000 shares.
555
00:24:12,441 --> 00:24:15,492
That money can be allocated
anyway you see fit.
556
00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:18,912
Employee bonuses, renovations
to the day-care center.
557
00:24:19,031 --> 00:24:21,615
What have you. What
should we prioritize?
558
00:24:25,538 --> 00:24:27,171
Sorry, I don't understand.
559
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,707
It's all in the document.
560
00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,592
You take that severance package,
561
00:24:31,711 --> 00:24:34,678
and you leave Hooli immediately.
562
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,463
But the most important aspect
563
00:24:36,549 --> 00:24:39,717
is the non-disclosure,
non-disparagement clause,
564
00:24:39,852 --> 00:24:44,221
in which you agree not to say
anything negative in the press,
565
00:24:44,306 --> 00:24:46,557
in public, or in private
566
00:24:46,692 --> 00:24:48,892
about Hooli or Gavin Belson.
567
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:51,862
Okay, I won't.
568
00:24:51,947 --> 00:24:54,031
You will not discuss
anything you did at Hooli
569
00:24:54,116 --> 00:24:57,368
at all, in perpetuity,
570
00:24:57,453 --> 00:24:58,485
throughout the universe.
571
00:24:58,571 --> 00:25:01,288
I didn't really do
anything at Hooli, so...
572
00:25:01,407 --> 00:25:03,707
Good. You're getting the
hang of it already.
573
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,709
So, can I keep my Hooli ID, though,
574
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:08,879
so I can still come and hang out
with my friends on the roof?
575
00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:10,547
You cannot.
576
00:25:10,633 --> 00:25:13,300
Officially, you will no
longer have any friends here.
577
00:25:13,419 --> 00:25:14,418
Shoot.
578
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:18,172
I have to think about this then.
579
00:25:18,257 --> 00:25:21,425
This settlement offer is quite generous.
580
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:25,262
I know, I know. I mean, $2
million is a lot of money.
581
00:25:26,232 --> 00:25:28,682
Two? No. It's...
582
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,935
It's $20 million.
583
00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:35,856
Twenty?
584
00:25:40,613 --> 00:25:43,080
So they fired me before they hired you,
585
00:25:43,165 --> 00:25:45,365
so it's not your fault. I just...
586
00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:48,452
I feel like this... can't really work.
587
00:25:48,537 --> 00:25:50,003
- Do you understand?
- I do, Richard.
588
00:25:50,122 --> 00:25:51,338
It's like...
589
00:25:51,457 --> 00:25:54,425
can I really be expected
to do my best work
590
00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,211
when I am constantly feeling undervalued
591
00:25:57,296 --> 00:25:59,296
at the company that I started?
592
00:25:59,381 --> 00:26:00,431
Does that make sense?
593
00:26:00,516 --> 00:26:02,683
It does, Richard. Absolutely.
594
00:26:02,802 --> 00:26:03,934
I hear each and every one
595
00:26:04,019 --> 00:26:05,552
of your concerns loud and clear,
596
00:26:05,638 --> 00:26:07,855
and I appreciate your position.
597
00:26:07,973 --> 00:26:08,972
Mm.
598
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,358
So, I guess we just won't do it.
599
00:26:11,477 --> 00:26:12,976
Come on, I'll walk you out.
600
00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:15,979
Wait. What?
601
00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:17,648
Sorry. You what?
602
00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:18,782
Jack?
603
00:26:19,985 --> 00:26:21,318
Sorry, I don't understand.
604
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:23,036
You're not gonna take the job?
605
00:26:23,155 --> 00:26:24,154
Not if you're not.
606
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,739
Without you handling the tech,
607
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,825
I don't see how this company works.
608
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,043
Wow. I mean, yeah, I agree.
609
00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:32,913
Richard, it's hard enough
running a business
610
00:26:32,998 --> 00:26:35,165
when everyone is on the same page.
611
00:26:35,251 --> 00:26:38,168
And clearly, we are not.
612
00:26:38,254 --> 00:26:40,003
- Well... yeah.
- No, no, it's fine,
613
00:26:40,139 --> 00:26:42,639
and I appreciate you
being so honest with me.
614
00:26:42,725 --> 00:26:45,008
I mean, better we find out now, right?
615
00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:46,143
Yeah.
616
00:26:46,229 --> 00:26:48,980
Anyway, I hope we each
find a good fit somewhere.
617
00:26:49,064 --> 00:26:50,347
Thanks for coming up.
618
00:26:53,019 --> 00:26:55,854
You got a hell of a brain
there, Richard Hendricks.
619
00:26:55,939 --> 00:26:57,155
You drive safe.
620
00:26:58,288 --> 00:26:59,120
Yeah.
621
00:27:31,682 --> 00:27:32,940
Shit.
622
00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:42,635
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