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>> MM, HI.
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>> TODD, WE NEED TO TALK.
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>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
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PUPPY DOGGY!
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>> I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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>> IT'S OKAY, LURLENE.
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I FOUND YOUR PUNCH CARD.
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I KNOW THEY'RE FAKE.
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>> YES, BUT NO.
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>> YOU SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL
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TEAM AGAIN?
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IT'S OKAY.
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>> YES, BUT NO.
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I'VE MET SOMEONE ELSE.
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YOU'RE JUST TOO...NICE.
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I WANT A BAD BOY.
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>> HEY!
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>> [ GASPS ]
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>> LET ME IN!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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>> YOU MUST BE LURLENE'S BAD
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BOY.
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HI!
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>> HEY, THOSE ARE FAKE!
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YOU'RE DISGUSTING!
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>> I DON'T KNOW THIS GUY!
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>> BYE!
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IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU!
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>> NO! NO!
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AGH! AAH!
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>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
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>> * MR. PICKLES
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* GOOD BOY
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* HE'S A DOG
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* PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
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DIE!
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* PICKLES
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>> Tommy: MR. PICKLES!
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>> * HERE HE COMES FOR YOU
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>> Tommy: THERE YOU ARE!
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GOOD BOY!
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HMM, THIS MILK TASTES FUNNY.
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>> Beverly: WELL, TOMMY, OUR
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COW, BETTY, IS PREGNANT, SO
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RIGHT NOW, WE'RE DRINKING SOY
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MILK.
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>> Stanley: UGH!
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I'VE READ THAT SOY HAS ESTROGEN
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IN IT.
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>> Tommy: WHAT'S THAT?
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>> Stanley: WELL, IT'S WHAT
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MAKES A LADY A LADY.
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>> Beverly: A LITTLE SOY MILK
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ISN'T GOING TO TURN ANYBODY INTO
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A LADY OVERNIGHT.
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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>> Beverly: OH! [ LAUGHS ]
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MR. PICKLES.
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DAD?
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>> I'M MRS. MILTON.
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MY SUZIE AND I FOUND THIS ONE
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SLEEPING ON OUR FARM THIS
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MORNING.
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>> Tommy: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Beverly: DAD, YOU LOST YOUR
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SHOE AGAIN?
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>> Grandpa: BUT MR. PICKLES DID
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THIS TO ME!
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LAST NIGHT, I SAW MR. PICKLES
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HUFFING GAS, THEN GETTING INTO
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THE TRUCK.
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HEY!
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NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP IN
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A CRIB NEXT TO A BABY MAN AT ONE
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OF MR. PICKLES' FETISH PARTIES.
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A HORSE MAN WHIPPING A PIG LADY
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STARTING GRABBING MY NIPPLES.
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THEN A ROBED MAN POPPED OUT OF A
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CAKE.
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>> SHOW US YOUR FACE!
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>> Grandpa: BUT IT WAS
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MR. PICKLES IN A DOCTOR'S MASK.
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HE STARTED CUTTING PEOPLE UP
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WITH A CHAIN SAW!
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>> NO! NOOO!
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>> Grandpa: HE PUT HUMAN HEADS
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ON HIS PAWS AND STARTED DANCING,
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THEN HE PUT ME IN A TRUCK WITH A
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BUNCH OF BODY PARTS AND DROVE ME
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TO THE MILTON'S FARM WHERE HE
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STOLE MY SHOE!
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HEY!
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AND THAT'S HOW I LOST MY SHOE.
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>> Beverly: YOU AND YOUR CRAZY
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STORIES.
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>> ANYWAY, BYE NOW.
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>> Beverly: PLEASE STOP BY
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ANYTIME!
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>> Tommy: DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO
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WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE?
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>> Stanley: UGH, TOMMY,
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NOWADAYS, LOVE IS COMPLICATED,
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BUT WHEN YOU REALLY LOVE
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SOMEONE, JUST TELL THEM HOW YOU
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FEEL.
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WELL, I'M OFF TO WORK. BYE!
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>> Tommy: DAD'S RIGHT!
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I'M GONNA TELL SUZIE I LOVE HER!
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COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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>> Tommy: LET'S FIND SUZIE'S
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FARM!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKING ]
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>> Tommy: WHEE!
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HI!
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I'M TOMMY, AND THIS IS
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MR. PICKLES!
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[ COW MOOS ]
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[ SQUIRT! ]
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>> OOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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>> Tommy: THAT'S OKAY.
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AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOY MILK.
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>> I'M SUZIE, AND THIS IS
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GERTIE.
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SHE'S OLD, AND HER MILK'S GOING
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BAD.
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[ SQUIRT! ]
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OOPS!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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[ GROWLING DEMONICALLY ]
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>> Tommy: SUZIE, I WANTED TO
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TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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I LOVE YOU.
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>> LOOK, TOMMY, SINCE MY PA
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STARTING DRINKING AGAIN, I GOT
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TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE --
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MILK THE COW, FEED THE PIGS,
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EVEN PAY THE BILLS.
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COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT A JOB.
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[ COW COUGHS ]
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>> Tommy: OKAY!
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COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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>> Stanley: * LA-LA LA LA LA LA
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LA *
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* AND A LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
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>> AAH!
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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AGH, HE HIT ME!
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HE HIT WANDA!
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>> Stanley: H-HEY, NO, I DID
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NOT.
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A-ARE YOU OKAY?
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>> AT LEAST TAKE ME TO MOTEL
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WHERE WANDA LIVE.
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>> Stanley: [ GRUNTS ]
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LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I REALLY
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HAVE TO GET TO WORK.
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>> HELP! HE HURT ME!
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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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WANDA MAKE A FRIEND!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> Tommy: WELL, MR. PICKLES, I
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GUESS NOBODY WILL GIVE ME A JOB.
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>> JOBS!
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GET YOUR JOBS HERE!
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>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB.
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>> YOU THERE, STEP RIGHT UP!
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>> Tommy: BUT I'M OVER HERE.
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>> [ Laughing ] WELL, OF COURSE
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YOU ARE!
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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[ HORSE SNORTS ]
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SORRY FOR THE MESS.
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I-I-I'VE LOST MY SPECTACLES.
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SO, WHAT KIND OF JOB ARE YOU
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AFTER?
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>> Tommy: I NEED A JOB THAT WILL
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HELP ME PAY BILLS
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'CAUSE SUZIE --
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>> SAY NO MORE!
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[ Laughing ] I KNOW JUST THE JOB
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YOU NEED, LITTLE LADY.
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>> Tommy: HUH?! [ SIGHS ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> NOW, IT'S OFF TO
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JIGGLY WIGGLIES WITH YOU!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> JUST GO THERE, AND SOON
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YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PAY ALL YOUR
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BILLS, INCLUDING THIS ONE FOR
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$20,000!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Tommy: COME ON, MR. PICKLES!
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>> OH, AND HERE!
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FIVE MORE VISITS, AND YOUR NEXT
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JOB IS FREE!
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>> [ HUMMING ]
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>> Beverly: LINDA!
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WHAT ARE YOU SELLING TODAY?
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>> UH, UH, UH, H-HOW ABOUT THIS
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SHAKE-A-BABY, HUH?!
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>> Beverly: A SHAKE-A-BABY?
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>> IT TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
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SHAKE-A-BABY, DO BIRDS FLY?
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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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MM, NO!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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UH, SEE, THAT IS TRUE!
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BIRDS DON'T FLY!
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I'LL SELL IT TO YOU FOR $2!
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THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP FOR A
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SHAKE-A-BABY NOW!
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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>> Grandpa: WHAT IS IT, GIRL?
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IS IT TIME FOR THE BIRTH?
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'VE BEEN TAKING LA-MOO'S
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CLASSES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, BETTY, WE HAVE SOME FUN.
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[ BETTY MOOS ANGRILY ]
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OKAY, OKAY, I'M READY!
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HERE IT COMES!
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IT'S A...
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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IT'S A -- MY SHOE!
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MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN --
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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HEY! GET BACK HERE, BETTY!
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>> Tommy: [ HUMMING ]
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HIYA, THERE!
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>> SALUTATIONS, YOUNG TOMMY!
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HOW YOU DOING TO-- DAMN, TOMMY!
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>> Tommy: HI, MR. BOJENKINS!
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
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JIGGLY WIGGLIES IS?!
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>> WAIT, DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW
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ABOUT YOUR, UH -- HMM.
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>> Tommy: THANKS! BYE!
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>> UH, THAT WAS NOT GOOD, BUT
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DAMN, THAT BOY GOT SOME BIG OL'
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JIGGLY WIGGLIES!
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[ LAUGHS ] OH.
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[ REINS SNAP ]
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>> ALL RIGHT, NOW GET OUT THERE
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AND SHOW THEM YOUR TALENTS!
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>> Tommy: HUH?!
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>> BOT OF THEM! GO!
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>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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SIR, YOU DROPPED THIS!
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HERE YOU GO!
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>> YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
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JUST KEEP MOVING LIKE US!
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>> Tommy: OKAY, LIKE THIS?
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>> [ Chanting ] BOOBS! BOOBS!
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BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!
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BOOBS! BOOBS!
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>> Tommy: WHOA, WHOA!
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OHH!
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>> WELL, HELL-O!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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>> * PICKLES
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ GROWLING
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DEMONICALLY ]
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[ HORSE SNORTS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> Stanley: AH, DONE.
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WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD GET TO
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WORK NOW.
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>> OH, NOBODY WANT TO BE MY
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FRIEND!
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>> Stanley: UH, I --
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>> AGH, HELP ME!
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PLEASE, YOU STAY!
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>> Stanley: BUT I'M LATE FOR
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WORK.
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GOODBYE!
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>> BUT IF YOU DON'T STAY AND
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WATCH TV SHOW TOGETHER, I TELL
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THEM YOU RAPED ME.
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>> Stanley: WHAT?!
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>> HELP, HE RAPED ME!
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>> Stanley: HEY, SHH, SHH, SHH!
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LISTEN, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> SIR, THE PRINCE OF SATURN HAS
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BEEN MURDERED!
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>> SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR
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ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE.
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>> BUT, SIR,
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ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE WAS
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ARRESTED AFTER THAT SPACE
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GOBLIN TOLD YOU HE RAPED HER!
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>> GET HIM OUT!
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[ DOLPHIN SQUEAKING ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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>> Tommy: AND THAT'S WHY BLUE'S
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MY FAVORITE COLOR!
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>> [ Slurring ] OH, YOU'RE SO
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INTERESTING!
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SAY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT
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FIRST SIGHT?!
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>> Tommy: I SURE DO!
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I'M IN LOVE NOW!
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>> ME TOO!
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HEY, I GOT AN IDEA!
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DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?!
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>> Tommy: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I JUST GOT TO BREAK THIS TO MY
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WIFE!
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WELL, THEN YOU CAN COME HOME AND
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MEET MY SUZIE!
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>> Tommy: YOU KNOW SUZIE?!
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>> [ BURPS ]
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>> NOW THAT TODD'S OUT, WE CAN
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BE TOGETHER.
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>> YEAH, WHATEVER.
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YOU STILL GOT TO LOSE THOSE
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5 POUNDS.
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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>> WHO'S TOO NICE NOW?
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DIE, YOU CHEATING -- HOLY
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SMOKES!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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>> HUH?
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UH, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LET ME
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OUT?
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ WHIMPERING ]
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>> HEY, LOOK, A CUTE, LITTLE
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PUPPY DOGGY!
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>> DO I WISH MISS GOODMAN WOULD
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BUY THIS SHAKE-A-BABY FOR $2?
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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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NO?!
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IT REALLY WORKS 'CAUSE I WAS
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WISHING YOU WOULD BUY IT FOR $3,
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MISS GOODMAN!
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MM-HMM!
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>> Beverly: MRS. MILTON, BACK SO
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S-- OH!
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>> CAN YOU BELIEVE MY NO-GOOD
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DRUNK OF A HUSBAND IS LEAVING ME
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FOR SOME STRIPPER SKANK?!
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>> Beverly: OH, DEAR!
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>> ALL MEN ARE CHEATERS!
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>> Beverly: NO, NOT MY STANLEY!
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>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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>> LINDA, I DON'T WANT THE BABY!
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IT'S ALWAYS WRONG!
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>> SHAKE-A-BABY, DO I HAVE 10
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FINGERS?!
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[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
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HMM, NO? SEE, THAT IS TRUE!
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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AAH!
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>> Beverly: GOODMAN RESIDENCE.
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>> IS MR. GOODMAN COMING IN
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TODAY?
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I WANT TO SHOW HIM MY ARMY FORT.
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[ MUNCHES ] OKAY, BYE!
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>> TELL GOODMAN UNDER THERE TO
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GET TO WORK!
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>> Beverly: STANLEY NEVER MADE
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IT IN TO WORK.
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>> HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!
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>> IS MR. GOODMAN CHEATING ON
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MISS GOODMAN?!
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>> Beverly: LINDA, PLEASE, IT'S
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ALWAYS WRONG!
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>> [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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OH!
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>> Beverly: I THINK WE'D BETTER
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GO FIND MY HUSBAND.
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STOP, THERE'S HIS TRUCK OVER
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THERE!
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>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
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SAYS THE SPACE GOBLIN KILLED
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THE SPACE PRINCE!
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>> [ MOANING ]
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>> WAIT, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?!
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>> ASTRONAUT DOLPHIN DETECTIVE
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HAS FALLEN IN LOVE.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE'D
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DOUBLE-CROSS US!
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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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RIDICULOUS! NOW I'M LEAVING!
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>> BUT IF YOU NO STAY, I TELL
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THEM YOU RAPE ME!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> Stanley: I WOULD NEVER TOUCH
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ANOTHER WOMAN!
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>> AGH, HELP ME!
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>> Stanley: [ SIGHS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> Beverly: STANLEY GOODMAN, HOW
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COULD YOU!
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>> Stanley: AH, BEVERLY!
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>> Beverly: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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>> HEY!
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>> WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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>> THERE GOES MY CHEATING
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HUSBAND WITH THAT SKANK!
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>> Stanley: BEVERLY, WAIT A
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MINUTE!
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>> DRINK YOUR TEA, ABIGAIL.
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OH, ABIGAIL, PRETTY SOON, YOU'LL
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BE GOING OFF TO COLLEGE.
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>> HEY, OUT OF MY WAY, MAN!
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>> SPEEDERS!
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>> GET BACK HERE, YOU CHEATING
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DRUNK!
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>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
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>> SLOW DOWN!
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>> OH, ABIGAIL, WATCH OUT!
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>> Grandpa: GET HER!
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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MR. PICKLES PUT MY SHOE IN THAT
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COW'S LADY PARTS!
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>> NOT NOW, GRANDPA!
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[ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
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>> Grandpa: OH, NO!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ PANTING ]
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>> Tommy: SUZIE! I GOT A JOB!
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WILL YOU MARRY --
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>> MEET YOUR NEW MOTHER!
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>> I HATE YOU!
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YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
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>> I'M GONNA GUT YOU LIKE A HOG,
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YOU SKANK!
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>> Beverly: HEY, THAT SKANK IS
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MY SON!
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>> Stanley: BEVERLY!
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>> CARRY ME, OR I TELL THEM YOU
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RAPE ME!
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>> Tommy: HI, DAD!
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>> Stanley: TOMMY?!
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>> Tommy: I'M GETTING MARRIED TO
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SUZIE!
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>> YOU CHEATING SKANK!
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME!
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>> Stanley: HEY, DON'T YOU EVER
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TOUCH MY SON AGAIN!
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>> Beverly: STANLEY, YOU'RE OUT
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OF CONTROL!
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DID YOU FORCE YOUR LOVE ON THIS
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WOMAN?!
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>> HE NO RAPE ME, BUT IF YOU
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DON'T RAPE ME, I TELL THEM YOU
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RAPE ME!
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>> [ IMITATING SIREN WAILING ]
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EVERYBODY SLOW DOWN!
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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
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NOW, WHAT DID I MISS?
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[ ALL SIGH ]
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>> [ CRIES ] OH, NO!
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GERT HAS PASSED ON!
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[ ALL SIGHS ]
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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>> Tommy: LOOK, EVERYBODY!
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BETTY CAME TO TELL US THAT HER
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BABY'S COMING!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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>> Tommy: I THINK YOU SHOULD
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HAVE IT, SUZIE.
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>> AWW!
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>> AWW, LOOK, THEY RAPE EACH
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OTHER!
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>> [ COUGHS ]
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>> OOPS!
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>> Tommy: LOOK, BETTY MUST BE
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HAVING TWINS!
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[ BETTY MOOS ]
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>> GET OUT OF THERE!
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>> Grandpa: IT WAS MR. PICKLES!
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>> Beverly: NOW, WHO WANTS REAL
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MILK WITH THEIR STEAK?
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>> Tommy: I DO!
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GERTIE SURE IS TASTY!
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>> Grandpa: I DON'T EVER WANT TO
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SEE THE INSIDE OF A COW AGAIN!
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>> Tommy: SHAKE-A-BABY, DOES
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SUZIE LOVE ME?
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[ GRUNTS ]
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RECHARGE?
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OH, MAYBE THE BABY NEEDS SOME
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MILK!
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>> Stanley: TOMMY, NO!
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>> Tommy: HUH?
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>> Stanley: UM, HOW DID YOU, YOU
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KNOW, UH --
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>> Tommy: YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD!
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LOVE SURE IS COMPLICATED.
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>> Beverly: AND LOOK AT WHAT THE
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ESTROGEN FROM THAT SOY MILK DID
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TO OUR SON.
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WE'LL GET YOU TO THE DOCTOR IN
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THE MORNING, TOMMY.
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>> Stanley: JUDGING BY THE WAY
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MR. PICKLES DELIVERED BETTY'S
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CALF, SEEMS WE ALREADY HAVE A
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DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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>> Tommy: GOOD BOY, DR. PICKLES!
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>> Mr. Pickles: [ BARKS ]
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>> HUH?!
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THERE ARE MY SPECTACLES!
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HUH?!
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[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING ]
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NO!
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>> [ High-pitched voice ] MAMA,
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MAMA! BABY WANT MILKY!
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[ Low-pitched voice ] BABY WANT
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MILKY! MILKY, MILKY!
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[ High-pitched voice ] MILKY!
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>> * MR. PICKLES
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* GOOD BOY KLES *
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* HE'S A DOG
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* PEOPLE'S BEST FRIEND
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DIE!
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* PICKLES
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