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Made by LLK (lailinke@gmail.com)

It was told long time ago, there was the Monkey King named Sun WuKong...

He was so resourceful and has great power...

Once he alone caused great disturbance in the TianGong(Heavenly Palace) and angered the YuHuangDaDi(Superene god)

You tupid monkey! You dare break the Holy Law! You'd better turn yourself in and face the justice!

hm hm! Go eat shit!

Cat..Cat..Catch him!!

Nezha is here!

(Frightened...)Arrows!

Go to hell

Monkey King torn apart the heavenly army, had a great victory

but RuLai(Supreme Buddha) was not gonna tolerate his arrogance and ignorance.

Since then Sun WuKong was pined under the great weight of Wu Xing Moutain.

500 years has passed...

Don't worry, Monkey King never die,

he just... fell asleep

It's falling dark, we need to hurry

I hear ya...

Fine

You guys in the back, follow closedly

Be careful

It's OK.

Be careful.

The monsters are coming!

Monsters!

Hurry down the hill!

What is the sound?

A baby!

What a pitful child.

Where do you come from?

How unfortunate...

Amit��bha

Bravo!

The great Sun

Figth against the heavenly lords

Bravo!

Sun WuKong never die

Jiang Liuer

You again!!!

Fa Min(Liuer's master), take care of your disciple!

I don't want to see you again!

Heiheiheihei

Sun WuKong is here

Liuer mimic Wukong: You useless god, state your name

YuDi(i.e. YuHuangDaDi) old man, eat my stick!

master!

Liuer, what are you doing here!

I'm... HuaYuan(begging for food or money)!

Amit��bha.

Liuer

Don't be so playful and get on your feet.

Master can't take care of you forever

Master

Is filling our stomach the only thing we Monks do?

If so how are we different from the town folks?

Of cause we are different

HuaYuan is just a starting point to a great monk

meditation, recite scripture, deep thinking...

no arrogance no hesitation, be prepared and relax...

Look at me, your master is having a wonderful time, isn't he?

Monster is everywhere

Reciting scripture is not gonna scare them away

Then what do you wanna do?

I want

Practice Kong Fu and fight the monsters!

Shut up!

Jiang Liuer, listen carefully

We monks should show people the right way...

Focus on the unnoticed

meditation, deep thinking, Huayuan

one flower one world, one leave one enlightenment

then we can understand, we can see, we can trust and comprehend

All that you see is illusion

Only you can live your life, your appearance reflect your mind

Superficial thinking drives wisdom away

Don't be fascinated with fighting and killing!

Now you should ...

Get it, recite scripture, deep thinking...

Wrong!

It's Huayuan!

Yes, master.

Monster is coming!

arrows!

Let's go!

Liuer!

Liuer, Liuer, Jiang Liuer!

one...two...four...

it's 48 in total!

This is too old! We cann't have it!

But boss, we are still short for one baby girl...

Baby girl is coming!

Baby girl is here!

Liuer, what are you doing?

It's none of your kid's busi-....

What is happening?

-Faster, master! -Liuer!

You truely screwed us!

Master, this way!

Master!

Liuer, run!

Run!

Where is the baby?

Here she is!

Ah?You stupid!

Liuer, where are you?

Liuer!

Run!

WOW!

LLK

What are you waiting! fight him!

Big horse

Ru Lai you old dumbass!

I was trapped here by you for 500 years

Isn't that enough?!

Don't forget

I'm QiTianDaSheng (The Great Sage Equalling Hearen)!

QiTianDaSheng?

Who is there?

Step out!

Quick!

You again?!

Are you the real QiTianDaSheng?

Yes and why?

He

He is the one!

Don't follow me!

You dumb kid!

Da...DaSheng!

That way

Thank you TuDiGongGong(God of land)

DaSheng!

Wait for me

DaSheng, what are you doing here?

Nothing, nothing special...

DaSheng, i just saw you talking to the Buddha statue

You must have seen...

Come up, you dumb kid

DaSheng

You must have seen the Supreme Buddha

Do you think he can hear me when i'm reciting the scripture?

Yes, he must can.

The old man just love to poke his nose to others' business

DaSheng, you must know a lot of magic tricks!

I know

QiTianDaSheng, Sun Wukong

The body is as hard as steel and the eye is as bright as fire and shiny gold

He is immortal and has 72 different appearences.

Just take one JinDouYun(flying cloud, Wukong's vehicle), he can travel 54,000km.

Take one hair, blow it

Nothing happens??

And... DaSheng

You have one RuYiJingGuBang(a metal stick whose size is controlled by Wukong's will)

It is said the JinGuBang is weighted 6,800kg

DaSheng, where is your JinGuBang?

In the opera, they told us it was hide inside your ear.

Show me!

You little dumb kid!

Just keep talking and talking!

My brain is gonna explode by your nonsense!

Why can't you just keep quiet for a while?! Ha?!

O...OK...

No more words about JinGuBang!

DaSheng, ErLangSheng has three eyes for real?

So cool!

DaSheng, JuLingShen has great strength doesn't he?

Yes

Are SiDaTianWang brothers?

They are sisters!

Is NeZha a boy?

Girl

Does TuoTaTianWang have a tower?

Aiya, he doesn't have!

You are truly brave, Sun Wukong!

Me, the mountain god, follow the Supreme Buddha's order to keep you here

You dare to leave without my permission!

Who do you think you are? You little useless god

Since you know who i am

Why just go and get lost!

Sun Wukong, the seal on you still works

You are just a pathetic monkey!

What left can you brag about?

Just a single punch will take you directly to...

Stop! you monstrous monkey!

The seal!

Where are you running!

Don't move

Look, DaSheng!

It seems that the thing inside WuXing Mountain taught you a good lesson

Can it be the Monkey King?

My lord

You are saying that hairy-faced monkey is Sun Wukong?

Let me see

How many tricks left can he play with me.

DaSheng

What a coincidence

I thought i may never find you again.

Put you on the hill

I remember I felt off the cliff

Then a big strange fish wanted to eat us

Oh! I know!

LLK

It's DaSheng who saved us!It's DaSheng who saved us!

DaSheng

Thank you for saving us

No no no! Master said we monks can't eat meat!

Mon...Monk?

My name is Jiang Liuer, i'm a travelling monk.

My master's name is Famin. We live in Chang'an city.

I...

What are you doing here around WuXing Mountian?

It was the monsters, they catch kids everywhere.

i met her unexpectidly,

Then, then the monsters kept chasing us

That's why we were here.

Damn monsters!

But everything is fine now

We have you!

We are afraid of nothing

Did i say i will protect you?

When we leave the mountain

You will be someone else's trouble!

But DaSheng

Be careful, it's too hot!

DaSheng?

Nothing...it's nothing

Ai, what a dumb girl...

DaSheng, there is a temple.

DaSheng, the Supreme Buddha is here!

Supreme Buddha?

Mamimamihong...

Mamimamihong!

Mamimamihong!!

Monster! let the girl down!

This is QiTianDaSheng SunWuKong!

QiTianDaSheng?

Look at his messy hair, how can he be QiTianDaSheng?!

If he is him, I will be TianPeng General!

He truely think he is Sun Wukong

Kid, come hold this for my majesty.

I will let you see how i will beat the shit out of this QiTianDaSheng.

Monkey Sun, eat this!

He is the one

Smelly monkey

You beat me off the heaven

I was starving every single day for the last 500 years

Look how thin i am now!

Today only one of us can live!

Fine, want revenge? Come get it

Smelly monkey, stop!

Don't you dare run way!

He is gone.

My majesty forgive you today, don't let me see you again!

You don't dare to follow him, do you?

Bullshit! How can i find him in the deep forest, he is too fast

TianPeng General isn't even as good as the land god.

What? Land god?

I once lead 10,000 heavenly soldiers

I can change into 36 appearences

That smelly monkey hasn't take a bath in 500 years

I can find him just by his smell!

Kids look carefully, don't blink

Let me transform into the Supreme Dog and arrest him!

You call this...

It is really the Supreme Dog!

Let's go and arrest DaSheng!

You are not serious, are you?

DaSheng is going that way!

DaSheng, Dasheng is there!

DaSheng

DaSheng wait for me

DaSheng

TianPeng General want to challenge you for a fight.

Strange, he was here just now...

DaSheng, you knew each other?

He is the real TianPeng General?

I thought he is like a...

A pig

He is better looking now than before.

But his 36 transformation is very powerful.

It's simple

He will turn back anytime

Uncle pig, you are here!

I thought you don't dare to come

If you are not let it go, then let's fight!

Interesting, you look the same as me

Your belly is bigger than me

So funny, do it again!

DaSheng, look!

Get out of the way!

Stop!

Don't move!

DaSheng, you scared that thing away.

You were almost eaten by that white Dragon, do you know?!

What do you do anything at all with that white dragon?!

It was you!

You trouble-making pig!

I should feed the dragon with you.

Do what ever you want to do! I don't give a shit to that dragon...

DaSheng, please let him go

It was my fault

Fine

Please don't please...

Why are you speaking for him?

His ear is turning red...

DaSheng, the dragon is gone!

Monkey, let me go or i won't make it easy for you.

I'm really angry now

Dragon really can fly

Freedom is good

-I will be so nice if i can fly. -I can fly.

Then i can fly over that mountain and find my master.

Take the dumb girl home.

If one day you are strong enough

brave enough

then you can take control of all these

DaSheng, did you say that for real?

DaSheng, DaSheng

You has been to the Dragon's Palace

Was the Dragon huge?

He was huge, but not that generous.

Dasheng

DaSheng

There are lots of dragons in this world, right?

Of couse, you will find them near all waters.

There is a house ahead

Finally got something to eat!

Little master wait for me

DaSheng, hurry up!

DaSheng, hurry up!

Wait, don't move!

Welco...

Sorry for the interruption, anyone home?

Anyone home?

Strange...no one is here

I'm her..

Anyone here?

Mister, we are travelllers

Can we stay here for the night?

Sta...Stay what?

Sorry...Sorry....

Don't mind him.

Something wrong with his head

Young master, where are you travelling to?

We are heading Chang'an City.

What a cutie!

Make some tea for us, what's the waiting?!

Young master, i suggest you not go to Chang'an city.

I heard it is under attack by those monsters

Monsters!Monsters!

Monsters!

Monsters!Monsters!

Ma'am, they are good people, don't freak out

Good...people?

They just look weired...

Young master said you look weired

There is nothing to worry about, ma'am, we stay here for the night

and we leave tomorrow morning.

-For real? -For real.

O...OK...Then follow me

Thank you

It's OK, it's OK.

Hairy monkey, can you just be nice to people?

Your honorable arrival truly make our day!

Bed!

Please take a good rest gentleman, call us when you need anything

What are you waiting here for, go get something to do!

Can the baby stop crying for a while?

Dumb girl, don't cry, it's bed time already.

Look, i have this little QiTianDaSheng here.

You want it?

When he is around

There is nothing to be afraid of

Time to sleep

What a douchebag

It's so quiet here

Without the sound of the forest

I can hardly fall asleep

Seriously, you? How long have you been there?

I'm the sleepless one here

Yeah, sorry

If i find my master

and the dumb girl find her family

What about you?

HuaGuoShan(Hill of Flowers and Fruits)

HuaGuoShan

I remember, it was in the opera

In the opera, HuaGuoShan is a holy and secret place

covered by fruit trees, flowers and grass

surrounded by hills and waters, the springtime never ends.

and, it said the peaches there are as big as rice bowls!

You did buy those opera stuff, huh?

Actually, they...are as big as a tub...

As big as...tub?

How far is HuaGuoShan from here?

Very far

I will spend my lifetime getting there

But its nothing for DaSheng.

Of course, if i want, i will be there in no...

DaSheng

When we get home, i will be a good monk

Because you said the Supreme Buddha will hear me.

Then maybe i can ask him to restore your power.

You little dumb kid.

Talking all day long

Ru Lai heard too much of your gibberish

How about you piss him off and make him punish me more?

What are you doing here?

Why so nervous?

Steeling food again?

Any update on those travellers?

By the way

What are you standing there for?

Come with me

It's strange

How can a monkey be such a pain?

to make us go this far?

Isn't the lord being too careful?

I'm talking to you!

I say

Why don't we just finish him up by ourselves!

Where are you going??

Wait

I'm just kidding...

What the... you dumbass

You know what the Lord will do if you ruined his plan

Wait

You stupid pig, you dare to play trick on me!

Help!

You really think you can trick you Grandpa Sun?

Careful!

Young master, where are you going?

Save the kid!

What the hell?Biting my ass?

Run!

Run!

What is the monkey?

DaSheng, this way!

Get on the boat

Faster

Hold her for me

DaSheng

DaSheng, look

Please, please leave her alone

QiTianDaSheng?

Just a useless monkey

Yound master, you are being naughty

Sun Wukong, you never see this coming, do you?

DaSheng

DaSheng

Nothing i can help

DaSheng, DaSheng

I said it, nothing i can help!

I can't take care of that kid

Easy, monkey

Don't call me monkey!

Shut your mouth, you stupid pig!

But, but now only you can save her

I go save her

Young master, young master

Monkey, young master is gone

Monkey

The fucking monkey

Aiyou! So painful!

Faster, or we are gonna miss the Lord's sacrifice ceremony!

DaSheng, let's go save the dumb girl

DaSheng

I

I can not help

cannot help, cannot help

DaSheng, DaSheng

Look, i have this little QiTianDaSheng here

You want it?

When he is around,there is nothing to be afraid of

Monkey

Monkey

Are you still alive?

Say something

I know you don't want this

But you

don't forget

You are QiTianDaSheng

QiTianDaSheng SunWukong

The body is as hard as steel and the eye is as bright as fire and shiny gold

He is immortal and has 72 different appearences.

Just take one JinDouYun, he can travel 54,000km.

Pig

Follow me

There are temples on WuXingShan

......

Absorbing the essense of young boy and girl

on the adventure of making holy medicine

...

...

Young master, what a coincidence!

What a naughty boy

This side, hit it harder

Liuer, you are OK?

Master, how did you come here?

Finding you is not a easy job

I'm taking you out, don't be lost again

Sure, i will do whatever you say

Don't lie to the Supreme Buddha, he will punish you for that

This is our punishment

Master, look

So many children

why are you standing there? Do something!

master

Dumb girl

My Lord, we are not going to make it

Sun Wukong, you just cannot leave me alone, do you?

Liuer

Where is that cowardish Sun Wukong?

He is not a coward!

Tell me

Where is he!

DaSheng, he is coming!

It's QiTianDaSheng for real

Stupid monkey

Monster

I'm here, you quickly...

TianPeng General is here

Monster, you are making yourself some enemy now!

Pig, careful

Can't stand a fight

Don't mess up with them!

DaSheng

Sun Wukong

What do you like, this or your holy peach?

I said,

leave them alone

DaSheng

Let me go

DaSheng

I'm fine

let me take a rest, we leave later

Take it, don't lose it again

Run

Run

Master, i'm going to help DaSheng

Liuer

Be careful

DaSheng, what can i do to help you

Why are you coming back?What are you doing here?

Go away, run

But you said we are leaving together

Dumb kid, you remember, i am QiTianDaSheng,

i won't die

DaSheng

Jiang Liuer, what are you doing?

-Jiang Liuer -Monster, eat my stick!

Don't!

You big fatty bug!

I'm here! Come and catch me!

Jiang Liuer!

Jiang Liuer

You fool! Fool!

Jiang Liuer

DaSheng

Jiang Liuer

Jiang Liuer

DaSheng

DaSheng!