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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:36,364 Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do 2 00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:40,612 Before their time on this planet is through 3 00:02:40,908 --> 00:02:45,027 Some just don't have anything planned 4 00:02:45,281 --> 00:02:49,377 They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand 5 00:02:49,565 --> 00:02:54,239 Now I don't say who is wrong, who is right 6 00:02:54,521 --> 00:02:58,584 But if by chance you are here for the night 7 00:02:58,974 --> 00:03:02,725 Then all I need is an hour or two 8 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:08,460 To tell the tale of the dreamer like you 9 00:03:08,729 --> 00:03:12,453 We all dream a lot 10 00:03:12,789 --> 00:03:16,693 some are lucky, some are not 11 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:21,535 But if you think it, want it, dream it 12 00:03:21,797 --> 00:03:30,201 then its real, you are what you feel 13 00:03:30,797 --> 00:03:34,657 But all that I say 14 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:39,122 can be told another way 15 00:03:39,445 --> 00:03:47,076 In the story of a boy who's dream came true 16 00:03:47,757 --> 00:03:56,931 And it could be you 17 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:24,534 I closed my eyes 18 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:28,224 drew back the curtain 19 00:04:28,548 --> 00:04:32,011 to see for certain 20 00:04:32,276 --> 00:04:36,357 what I thought I knew 21 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:39,943 Far, far away 22 00:04:40,307 --> 00:04:43,384 someone was weeping 23 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:47,189 but the world was sleeping 24 00:04:47,519 --> 00:04:51,445 Any dream will do 25 00:04:51,739 --> 00:04:53,357 I wore my coat 26 00:04:53,696 --> 00:04:55,336 (I wore my coat) 27 00:04:55,612 --> 00:05:02,224 with golden lining, bright colors shining 28 00:05:02,676 --> 00:05:06,439 wonderful and new 29 00:05:06,731 --> 00:05:08,492 And in the east 30 00:05:08,702 --> 00:05:10,481 (and in the east) 31 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:13,451 the dawn was breaking 32 00:05:13,828 --> 00:05:17,145 and the world was waking 33 00:05:18,158 --> 00:05:21,676 Any dream will do 34 00:05:22,662 --> 00:05:26,566 A crash of drums, a flash of lights 35 00:05:26,816 --> 00:05:30,376 my golden coat flew out of sight 36 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:34,519 The colors faded into darkness 37 00:05:34,746 --> 00:05:40,227 I was left alone 38 00:05:40,689 --> 00:05:42,897 May I return 39 00:05:44,330 --> 00:05:47,372 to the beginning? 40 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,215 the light is dimming 41 00:05:51,983 --> 00:05:55,640 and the dream is too 42 00:05:55,959 --> 00:05:57,925 The world and I 43 00:05:57,786 --> 00:05:59,694 (the world and I) 44 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,727 We are still waiting 45 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:09,003 still hesitating, any dream will do 46 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:12,497 Any dream, any dream will 47 00:06:13,062 --> 00:06:14,315 Any dream 48 00:06:15,118 --> 00:06:17,015 Any dream will do 49 00:06:23,636 --> 00:06:32,814 Any dream will do 50 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:03,065 Way way back many centuries ago 51 00:07:03,367 --> 00:07:06,454 not long after the Bible began 52 00:07:06,778 --> 00:07:09,758 Jacob lived in the land of Canaan 53 00:07:10,003 --> 00:07:12,846 a fine example of a family man 54 00:07:13,206 --> 00:07:16,130 Jacob, Jacob and sons 55 00:07:16,492 --> 00:07:19,590 depended on farming to earn their keep 56 00:07:19,942 --> 00:07:22,798 Jacob, Jacob and sons 57 00:07:23,082 --> 00:07:26,246 spent all of their days in the fields with sheep 58 00:07:26,559 --> 00:07:29,602 Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation 59 00:07:29,858 --> 00:07:32,693 Thanks to the number of children he'd had 60 00:07:32,973 --> 00:07:36,109 He was also known as Israel but most of the time 61 00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:39,574 His sons and his wives used to call him dad 62 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:42,717 Jacob, Jacob and sons 63 00:07:43,077 --> 00:07:46,104 men of the soil, of the sheaf, and crook 64 00:07:46,518 --> 00:07:49,261 Jacob, Jacob and sons 65 00:07:49,614 --> 00:07:52,636 a remarkable family in anyone's book 66 00:07:52,943 --> 00:07:55,880 Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel 67 00:07:56,216 --> 00:07:59,400 With Simeon and Levi the next in line 68 00:07:59,567 --> 00:08:02,559 Napthali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan 69 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,900 Zebulun and Gad took the total to nine 70 00:08:06,222 --> 00:08:09,167 Jacob, Jacob and sons 71 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:12,501 Benjamin and Judah, which leaves only one 72 00:08:12,996 --> 00:08:15,734 Jacob, Jacob and sons 73 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:19,120 Joseph, Jacob's favorite son 74 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:22,430 Jacob, Jacob and sons 75 00:08:22,807 --> 00:08:25,969 Jacob, Jacob and sons 76 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:29,098 Jacob, Jacob and sons 77 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:42,893 Jacob, Jacob, Jacob -- Jacob and sons 78 00:08:47,441 --> 00:08:50,898 Joseph's mother, she was quite my favorite wife 79 00:08:51,217 --> 00:08:54,365 I never really loved another all my life 80 00:08:54,579 --> 00:08:57,530 And Joseph was my joy because 81 00:08:57,864 --> 00:09:00,625 He reminded me of her 82 00:09:01,546 --> 00:09:04,635 Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again 83 00:09:04,938 --> 00:09:07,736 Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could 84 00:09:08,023 --> 00:09:11,218 but then it made the rest feel second best 85 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:14,347 And even if they were 86 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,467 Being told were also-rans 87 00:09:17,782 --> 00:09:20,916 Does not make us Joseph fans 88 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:24,385 But where they have really missed the boat is 89 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:27,810 We're great guys but no-one seems to notice 90 00:09:28,052 --> 00:09:31,356 Joseph's charm and winning smiles 91 00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:34,597 Fail to slay them in the aisles 92 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,825 And their father couldn't see the danger 93 00:09:38,222 --> 00:09:41,331 He could not imagine any danger 94 00:09:41,721 --> 00:09:46,460 He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true 95 00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:51,678 Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son 96 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:54,938 To make it clear that Joseph was the special one 97 00:09:55,213 --> 00:09:58,136 So Jacob bought his son a coat 98 00:09:58,387 --> 00:10:01,705 A multi-colored coat to wear 99 00:10:02,044 --> 00:10:05,236 Joseph's coat was elegant, the cut was fine 100 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:08,598 The tasteful style was the ultimate in good design 101 00:10:08,838 --> 00:10:11,735 And this is why it caught the eye 102 00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:14,581 A king would stop and stare 103 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:17,892 And when Joseph tried it on 104 00:10:18,157 --> 00:10:21,176 He knew his sheepskin days were gone 105 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:24,555 Such a dazzling coat of many colors 106 00:10:24,797 --> 00:10:27,855 How he loved his coat of many colors 107 00:10:28,331 --> 00:10:31,243 In a class above the rest 108 00:10:31,536 --> 00:10:34,678 It even went well with his vest 109 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,957 Such a stunning coat of many colors 110 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,537 How he loved his coat of many colors 111 00:10:41,845 --> 00:10:46,545 It was red and yellow and green and brown and blue 112 00:10:48,091 --> 00:10:51,063 Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased 113 00:10:50,996 --> 00:10:51,412 with what they saw 114 00:10:52,009 --> 00:10:54,980 We had never liked him all that much before 115 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:58,141 And now this coat Has got our goat 116 00:10:58,563 --> 00:11:01,006 We feel life is unfair 117 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,199 And when Joseph graced the scene 118 00:11:04,503 --> 00:11:07,620 His brothers turned a shade of green 119 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,917 His astounding clothing took the biscuit 120 00:11:11,257 --> 00:11:14,236 Quite the smoothest person in the district 121 00:11:14,619 --> 00:11:17,502 I look handsome, I look smart 122 00:11:17,805 --> 00:11:20,836 I am a walking work of art 123 00:11:21,088 --> 00:11:24,241 Such a dazzling coat of many colors 124 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,628 How I love my coat of many colors 125 00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:31,477 It was red and yellow and green and brown 126 00:11:31,846 --> 00:11:34,885 And scarlet and black and ocher and peach 127 00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:38,010 And ruby and olive and violet and fawn 128 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,178 I look handsome, I look smart (And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve) 129 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:44,286 I am a walking work of art (And cream and crimson and silver and rose ) 130 00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:47,382 Such a dazzling coat of many colors (And azure and lemon and russet and grey) 131 00:11:47,702 --> 00:11:50,733 How I love my coat of many colors (And purple and white and pink and orange) 132 00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:54,821 It was red and yellow and green and brown 133 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:57,946 And scarlet and black and ocher and peach 134 00:11:58,183 --> 00:12:01,276 And ruby and olive and violet and fawn 135 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:04,632 And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve 136 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:08,050 And cream and crimson and silver and rose 137 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:11,077 And azure and lemon and russet and grey 138 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:14,415 And purple and white and pink and orange 139 00:12:14,711 --> 00:12:16,398 And blue!!! 140 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:26,839 Joseph's coat annoyed his brothers 141 00:12:27,251 --> 00:12:29,771 But what makes us mad 142 00:12:30,078 --> 00:12:32,605 Are the things that Joseph tells us 143 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:36,026 of the dreams he's often had 144 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,220 I dreamed that in the fields one day 145 00:12:39,547 --> 00:12:42,404 the corn gave my a sign 146 00:12:42,773 --> 00:12:48,876 Your eleven sheaves of corn all turned and bowed to mine 147 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,516 My sheaf was quite a sight to see 148 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:55,163 a golden sheaf and tall 149 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:58,247 Yours were green, and second-rate 150 00:12:58,616 --> 00:13:00,983 and really rather small 151 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:06,735 This is not the kind of thing 152 00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:09,725 we brothers like to hear 153 00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:16,049 It seems to us that Joseph and his dreams should disappear 154 00:13:16,286 --> 00:13:18,896 I dreamed I saw eleven stars 155 00:13:19,371 --> 00:13:22,164 the sun the moon and sky 156 00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:28,647 Bowing down before my star, it made me wonder why 157 00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:35,050 Could it be that I was born for higher things than you? 158 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:41,019 A post in someone's government, a ministry, or two? 159 00:13:43,336 --> 00:13:49,547 The dreams of our dear brother are the decade's biggest yawn 160 00:13:49,825 --> 00:13:55,800 His talk of stars and golden sheaves is just a load of corn 161 00:13:56,092 --> 00:14:02,190 Not only is he tactless but he's also rather dim 162 00:14:02,435 --> 00:14:07,798 For there's eleven of us and there's only one of him 163 00:14:08,321 --> 00:14:11,573 The dreams of course will not come true 164 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:14,788 That is, we think they won't come true 165 00:14:15,093 --> 00:14:17,865 That is, we hope they won't come true 166 00:14:18,136 --> 00:14:20,749 What if he's right all along? 167 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:33,417 What if he's right all along? 168 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:37,100 The dreams are more than crystal clear 169 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,094 the writing on the wall 170 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:46,331 Means that Joseph some day soon will rise above us all 171 00:14:46,726 --> 00:14:52,897 The accuracy of the dreams we brothers do not know 172 00:14:52,987 --> 00:14:57,250 But one thing we are sure about, the dreamer 173 00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:05,905 the dreamer... 174 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:08,641 the dreamer has to go! 175 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:16,536 Next day, far from home 176 00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,814 the brothers planned the repulsive crime 177 00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:23,179 Let us grab him now, do him in, while we've got the time 178 00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:24,341 Hi guys! 179 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,219 This they did and made the most of it 180 00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:34,560 Tore his coat and flung him in a pit 181 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:40,205 Let us leave him here, all alone, and he's bound to die 182 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,877 When some Ishmaelites, a hairy crew, came riding by 183 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:56,326 In a flash the brothers changed their plan 184 00:15:57,321 --> 00:16:01,028 We need cash! Let's sell him if we can 185 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:05,785 Poor poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do? 186 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:10,146 Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do? 187 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:14,360 Poor poor Joseph, what'cha gonna do? 188 00:16:14,737 --> 00:16:18,492 Things look bad for you, hey, what'cha gonna do? 189 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:23,063 Could you use a slave, you hairy bunch of Ishmaelites? 190 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:27,574 Young, strong, well-behaved, going cheap and he reads and writes 191 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,158 In a trice the dirty deal was done 192 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:35,436 Silver coins for Jacob's favorite son 193 00:16:35,999 --> 00:16:40,117 Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow 194 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:44,367 Off to Egypt where Joseph was not too keen to go 195 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,487 It wouldn't be a picnic he could tell 196 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,784 And I don't speak Egyptian very well 197 00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:57,363 Joseph's brothers tore his precious multi-colored coat 198 00:16:57,646 --> 00:17:01,647 Having ripped it up, next they attacked a passing goat 199 00:17:02,024 --> 00:17:04,678 Soon the wretched creature was no more 200 00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:10,407 They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore 201 00:17:11,035 --> 00:17:15,124 Oh now brothers, how low can you stoop? 202 00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:20,242 You make a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop? 203 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:25,239 Poor poor Joseph, sold to be a slave 204 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:35,373 Situation's grave, hey, sold to be a slave 205 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:58,546 Father, we've something to tell you 206 00:17:58,941 --> 00:18:03,138 a story of our time 207 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:11,648 a tragic but inspiring tale of manhood in its prime 208 00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:16,036 You know you had a dozen sons 209 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:19,849 well now that's not quite true 210 00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:24,411 But feel no sorrow, do not grieve 211 00:18:24,811 --> 00:18:28,397 he would not want you to 212 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,317 you see, there's one more angel in Heaven 213 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:36,309 There's one more star in the sky 214 00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:41,438 Joseph we'll never forget you 215 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:45,746 It's tough but we're gonna get by 216 00:18:45,987 --> 00:18:49,694 There's one less place at our table 217 00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:54,331 There's one more tear in my eye 218 00:18:54,621 --> 00:18:58,586 But Joseph the things that you stood for 219 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:02,597 Like love and peace never die 220 00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:06,700 When I think of his last great battle 221 00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:11,067 A lump comes to my throat 222 00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:15,818 It takes a man who knows not fear 223 00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:19,909 To wrestle with a goat 224 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:24,561 his blood stained coat is tribute to 225 00:19:24,826 --> 00:19:28,675 his final sacrifice 226 00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:33,012 his body may be past it's peak 227 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:37,567 but his souls in paradise 228 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:41,131 So long little Joe 229 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,457 Adios Buckaroo 230 00:19:47,907 --> 00:19:49,951 10-4 good buddy 231 00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:58,099 There's one last place at our table 232 00:19:58,851 --> 00:20:01,684 There's one more tear in my eye 233 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,957 But Joseph the things that you stood for 234 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:11,096 Like truth and light never die 235 00:20:12,181 --> 00:20:16,224 Carve his name with pride and courage 236 00:20:16,636 --> 00:20:19,825 Let no tear be shed 237 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:24,920 if he had not laid down his life 238 00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:34,541 we all would now be dead 239 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,799 There's one more angel in Heaven 240 00:20:55,058 --> 00:20:58,163 There's one more star in the sky 241 00:20:58,846 --> 00:21:01,612 Joseph the things that you stood for 242 00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:04,395 Like truth and light never die 243 00:21:58,199 --> 00:22:00,932 There's one more angel in Heaven 244 00:22:01,239 --> 00:22:04,490 There's one more star in the sky 245 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,857 Joseph the things that you stood for 246 00:22:08,116 --> 00:22:10,176 Like truth and light never die 247 00:22:11,264 --> 00:22:14,338 There's one more angel in Heaven 248 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:17,756 There's one more star in the sky 249 00:22:18,092 --> 00:22:21,003 Joseph the things that you stood for 250 00:22:21,329 --> 00:22:23,418 Like truth and light never ... 251 00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:32,314 There's one more angel in Heaven 252 00:22:32,758 --> 00:22:37,477 There's one more star in the sky 253 00:22:38,562 --> 00:22:42,853 Father, that things he stood for 254 00:22:43,547 --> 00:22:48,588 Like democracy never ... 255 00:22:59,042 --> 00:23:00,946 ...die! 256 00:23:01,477 --> 00:23:05,298 Joseph was taken to Egypt in chains and sold 257 00:23:05,944 --> 00:23:09,652 Where he was bought by a captain named Potipher 258 00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:41,519 Potiphar had very few cares 259 00:23:41,863 --> 00:23:45,436 He was one of Egypt's millionaires 260 00:23:45,812 --> 00:23:49,657 Having made a fortune buying shares, in 261 00:23:49,976 --> 00:23:51,329 pyramids 262 00:23:53,656 --> 00:23:57,244 Potiphar had made a huge pile 263 00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,264 Owned a large percentage of the Nile 264 00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:04,640 Meant that I could really live in style 265 00:24:04,856 --> 00:24:05,656 and he did 266 00:24:05,987 --> 00:24:07,438 Oh, I did 267 00:24:09,399 --> 00:24:15,130 Joseph was an unimportant slave 268 00:24:15,364 --> 00:24:17,334 who found he liked his master 269 00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:21,258 Consequently worked much harder, even with devotion 270 00:24:21,589 --> 00:24:24,755 Potiphar could see that Joseph was a cut above the average 271 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:27,796 Made him leader of the house, a maximum promotion 272 00:24:29,638 --> 00:24:33,009 Potiphar was cool and so fine 273 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:36,784 But his wife would never toe the line 274 00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:42,776 It's all there in chapter thirty-nine Of Genesis 275 00:24:45,071 --> 00:24:48,844 She was beautiful but evil 276 00:24:49,060 --> 00:24:52,637 Saw a lot of men against his will 277 00:24:52,893 --> 00:24:57,300 He would have to tell her that she still was his 278 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,996 Your mine! 279 00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:05,596 Joseph's looks and handsome figure 280 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,594 had attracted her attention 281 00:25:08,887 --> 00:25:10,574 Every morning she would beckon 282 00:25:10,811 --> 00:25:12,555 Come and lie with me love Joesph wanted to resist her 283 00:25:14,324 --> 00:25:15,654 till one day she proved too eager 284 00:25:15,884 --> 00:25:19,172 Joseph cried in vain, Please stop! I don't believe in free love! 285 00:25:20,383 --> 00:25:21,750 pity... 286 00:26:22,722 --> 00:26:27,208 Potiphar was counting shekels 287 00:26:27,695 --> 00:26:30,248 in his den below the bedroom 288 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,256 When he heard a mighty rumpus clattering above him 289 00:26:34,564 --> 00:26:37,729 Suddenly he knew his riches couldn't buy him what he wanted 290 00:26:37,906 --> 00:26:40,977 Gold would never make him happy, if she didn't love him 291 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:47,358 Letting out a mighty roar 292 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:53,409 Potiphar burst through the door 293 00:26:53,665 --> 00:26:58,725 Joseph, I'll see you rot in jail! 294 00:26:59,036 --> 00:27:04,184 The things you have done are beyond the pale! 295 00:27:04,427 --> 00:27:08,776 Poor poor Joseph, locked up in a cell 296 00:27:09,411 --> 00:27:14,457 Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell 297 00:27:14,788 --> 00:27:19,865 Poor poor Joseph, locked up in a cell 298 00:27:20,378 --> 00:27:27,301 Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell 299 00:27:27,916 --> 00:27:40,297 locked up in a cell 300 00:28:10,528 --> 00:28:15,498 Close every door to me 301 00:28:17,448 --> 00:28:24,039 hide all the world from me 302 00:28:25,169 --> 00:28:33,464 Bar all the windows and shut out the light 303 00:28:34,065 --> 00:28:37,744 Do what you want with me 304 00:28:38,105 --> 00:28:41,749 hate me and laugh at me 305 00:28:42,066 --> 00:28:50,116 Darken my daytime and torture my night 306 00:28:50,469 --> 00:28:53,851 If my life were important 307 00:28:54,018 --> 00:28:58,603 I would ask will I live or die 308 00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:06,301 But I know the answers lie far from this world 309 00:29:07,173 --> 00:29:11,209 Close every door to me 310 00:29:12,076 --> 00:29:15,276 keep those I love from me 311 00:29:15,709 --> 00:29:23,318 Children of Israel are never alone 312 00:29:23,602 --> 00:29:31,396 For I know I shall find my own peace of mind 313 00:29:31,826 --> 00:29:41,856 For I have been promised a land of my own 314 00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:45,286 Close every door to me 315 00:29:45,622 --> 00:29:49,373 hide all the world from me 316 00:29:49,697 --> 00:29:57,570 Bar all the windows and shut out the light 317 00:30:30,478 --> 00:30:38,255 Just give me a number instead of my name 318 00:30:38,852 --> 00:30:46,286 Forget all about me and let me decay 319 00:30:47,175 --> 00:30:54,579 I do not matter, I'm only one person 320 00:30:55,088 --> 00:31:02,306 Destroy me completely then throw me away 321 00:31:02,969 --> 00:31:06,184 If my life were important 322 00:31:06,381 --> 00:31:11,083 I would ask will I live or die 323 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:20,131 But I know the answers lie far from this world 324 00:31:20,397 --> 00:31:24,508 Close every door to me 325 00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:28,826 keep those I love from me 326 00:31:29,048 --> 00:31:36,690 Children of Israel are never alone 327 00:31:36,919 --> 00:31:46,094 For we know we shall find our own peace of mind 328 00:31:46,307 --> 00:32:01,997 For we have been promised a land of our own 329 00:32:10,835 --> 00:32:13,904 Joseph's luck was really out 330 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:17,534 his spirits and his fortune low 331 00:32:17,701 --> 00:32:19,118 Alone he sat 332 00:32:19,357 --> 00:32:24,013 alone he thought of happy times he used to know 333 00:32:24,422 --> 00:32:29,776 Hey dreamer! Don't be so upset. 334 00:32:30,337 --> 00:32:37,127 Hey Joseph! You're not beaten yet. 335 00:32:37,879 --> 00:32:40,659 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 336 00:32:41,138 --> 00:32:44,014 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 337 00:32:44,637 --> 00:32:47,720 Don't give up Joseph fight till you drop 338 00:32:48,118 --> 00:32:52,909 We've read the book and you come out on top 339 00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:57,598 The prison walls were wet and black 340 00:32:57,817 --> 00:33:00,983 his chains were heavy, weighed him down 341 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:04,020 the candle was his only light 342 00:33:04,302 --> 00:33:07,212 the hungry rats the only sound 343 00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:13,061 Hey dreamer! Don't be so upset 344 00:33:13,611 --> 00:33:20,408 Hey Joseph! You're not beaten yet 345 00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:24,298 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 346 00:33:24,595 --> 00:33:27,581 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 347 00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:29,428 don't just up Joseph 348 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,170 wait and you'll see 349 00:33:31,488 --> 00:33:37,090 we've been outside and your on the marquee 350 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:43,835 Now into Joseph's prison cell were flung two very frightened men 351 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:50,004 We don't think that we will ever see the light of day again 352 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:54,742 Hey Joseph! Help us if you can 353 00:33:55,157 --> 00:34:00,157 We've had dreams that we don't understand 354 00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:05,122 Both men were servants of Pharaoh the king 355 00:34:05,532 --> 00:34:08,359 Both in the doghouse for doing their thing 356 00:34:08,656 --> 00:34:12,171 One was a baker, a cook in his prime 357 00:34:12,395 --> 00:34:16,959 One was a butler, the Jeeves of his time 358 00:34:18,838 --> 00:34:21,533 Tell me of your dreams my friends 359 00:34:21,776 --> 00:34:24,509 and I will tell you what they show 360 00:34:25,077 --> 00:34:30,582 Though I cannot guarantee to get it right, I'll have a go 361 00:34:30,888 --> 00:34:35,322 First the butler, trembling, took the floor 362 00:34:35,530 --> 00:34:41,349 Nervously he spoke of what he saw 363 00:34:41,890 --> 00:34:44,856 There I was standing in front of a vine 364 00:34:45,397 --> 00:34:48,720 I picked some grapes and I crushed them to wine 365 00:34:48,724 --> 00:34:51,928 I gave them to Pharaoh who drank from my cup 366 00:34:52,055 --> 00:34:55,920 I tried to interpret but I had to give up 367 00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:01,441 You will soon be free, my friend 368 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:04,561 so do not worry any more 369 00:35:04,774 --> 00:35:07,118 The king will let you out of here 370 00:35:07,499 --> 00:35:10,811 you'll "buttle" as you did before 371 00:35:10,972 --> 00:35:15,343 Next the baker rose to tell his dream 372 00:35:15,556 --> 00:35:21,335 Hoping it would have a similar theme 373 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,570 There I was standing with baskets of bread 374 00:35:24,818 --> 00:35:27,957 High in the sky I saw birds overhead 375 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,447 Who flew to the baskets and ate every slice 376 00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:36,248 Give me the message - - like his would be nice 377 00:35:38,196 --> 00:35:43,796 Sad to say your dream is not the kind of dream I'd like to get 378 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:50,149 Pharaoh has it in for you, your execution date is set 379 00:35:50,741 --> 00:35:55,621 Don't rely on all I say I saw 380 00:35:57,148 --> 00:36:04,278 It's just that I have not been wrong before 381 00:36:06,523 --> 00:36:07,774 Go, go, go Joe 382 00:36:07,998 --> 00:36:09,333 Go, go, go Joe 383 00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:10,926 Go, go, go Joe 384 00:36:11,278 --> 00:36:12,577 Go, go, go Joe 385 00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:15,408 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 386 00:36:15,977 --> 00:36:18,292 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 387 00:36:18,646 --> 00:36:21,772 Sha la la Joseph, you're still in your prime 388 00:36:22,070 --> 00:36:25,249 You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time 389 00:36:25,607 --> 00:36:28,436 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 390 00:36:28,615 --> 00:36:31,399 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 391 00:36:31,676 --> 00:36:34,780 Sha la la Joseph, you're still in your prime 392 00:36:35,037 --> 00:36:38,365 You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time 393 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,081 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 394 00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:04,013 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 395 00:37:04,336 --> 00:37:07,580 Sha la la Joseph, you're still in your prime 396 00:37:07,729 --> 00:37:10,878 You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time 397 00:37:11,131 --> 00:37:15,019 Go Go Go Joseph you know what they say 398 00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:18,029 Hang on now Joseph you'll make it some day 399 00:37:18,201 --> 00:37:21,421 Sha la la Joseph, you're still in your prime 400 00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:24,604 You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time 401 00:37:24,804 --> 00:37:26,119 Ahead of your time 402 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,698 Ahead of my time 403 00:37:28,093 --> 00:37:29,475 Ahead of your time 404 00:37:29,697 --> 00:37:31,172 Ahead of my time 405 00:37:31,368 --> 00:37:32,683 Ahead of your time 406 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,420 Ahead of my time 407 00:37:34,636 --> 00:37:36,126 Ahead of your time 408 00:37:36,318 --> 00:37:37,562 Ahead of my time 409 00:37:37,852 --> 00:37:39,214 Ahead of your time 410 00:37:39,409 --> 00:37:40,777 Ahead of my time 411 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,649 Ahead of your time 412 00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:49,653 Ahead of your... 413 00:37:56,162 --> 00:38:02,720 Time!!! 414 00:38:19,716 --> 00:38:23,250 Pharaoh, he was a powerful man 415 00:38:23,742 --> 00:38:27,182 With the ancient world in the palm of his hand 416 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:35,100 To all intents and purposes he Was Egypt with a capital "E" 417 00:38:35,307 --> 00:38:38,959 Whatever he did He was showered with praise 418 00:38:39,238 --> 00:38:43,078 If he cracked a joke Then you chortled for days 419 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,527 No one had rights or a Vote but the king 420 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,629 In fact you might say He was fairly right-wing 421 00:38:50,956 --> 00:38:53,681 When Pharaoh's around 422 00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:57,861 Then you get down on the ground 423 00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:04,456 If you ever find yourself near Ramses 424 00:39:04,791 --> 00:39:06,840 Get down on your knees 425 00:39:07,044 --> 00:39:14,170 A Pharaoh's story... 426 00:39:14,446 --> 00:39:17,565 Down at the other End of the scale 427 00:39:17,893 --> 00:39:21,630 Joseph is still Doing time in jail 428 00:39:21,891 --> 00:39:25,382 For even though he is in with the guards 429 00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:29,318 A lifetime in prison seems quite on the cards 430 00:39:29,574 --> 00:39:33,056 But if my analysis of The position is right 431 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:37,280 At the end of the tunnel There's a glimmer of light 432 00:39:37,522 --> 00:39:41,003 For all of a sudden Indescribable things 433 00:39:41,249 --> 00:39:44,733 Have shattered the sleep of both peasants and kings 434 00:39:45,315 --> 00:39:52,094 Strange as it seems, there's been a run of crazy dreams 435 00:39:52,521 --> 00:39:58,677 And a man who can interpret could go far 436 00:39:59,108 --> 00:40:01,041 could become a star 437 00:40:01,398 --> 00:40:04,122 Could be famous, could be a big success 438 00:40:04,408 --> 00:40:07,852 Could be famous, could be a big success 439 00:40:08,099 --> 00:40:15,083 Strange as it seems, there's been a run of crazy dreams 440 00:40:15,278 --> 00:40:21,886 And a man who can interpret could go far 441 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:23,749 could become a star 442 00:40:23,979 --> 00:40:27,124 Could be famous, could be a big success 443 00:40:27,323 --> 00:40:30,769 Could be famous, could be a big success 444 00:40:33,616 --> 00:40:38,183 there's been a run of crazy dreams 445 00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:48,500 And a man who can interpret could go far 446 00:40:48,797 --> 00:40:50,907 could become a star 447 00:40:58,139 --> 00:41:11,478 Could be a star! 448 00:42:12,917 --> 00:42:16,885 Guess what? In his bed Pharaoh had an uneasy night 449 00:42:17,307 --> 00:42:21,349 He had had a dream that pinned him to his sheets with fright 450 00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:24,438 No one knew the meaning of the dream 451 00:42:25,404 --> 00:42:29,173 What to do? Whatever could it mean? 452 00:42:30,017 --> 00:42:32,330 Then his butler said 453 00:42:32,411 --> 00:42:36,422 I know of a bloke in jail Who is hot on dreams 454 00:42:36,629 --> 00:42:38,500 could explain old Pharaoh's tale 455 00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:39,476 Pharaoh said 456 00:42:39,628 --> 00:42:42,441 Well fetch this Joseph man 457 00:42:42,739 --> 00:42:46,375 I need him to help me if he can 458 00:42:47,215 --> 00:42:51,219 Poor poor Pharaoh, what'cha gonna do? 459 00:42:51,466 --> 00:42:57,481 Dreams are haunting you, hey, what'cha gonna do? 460 00:42:57,933 --> 00:43:04,019 Chained and bound, afraid, alone 461 00:43:04,607 --> 00:43:10,197 Joseph stood before the throne 462 00:43:10,442 --> 00:43:15,836 My service to Pharaoh has begun 463 00:43:16,439 --> 00:43:22,317 Tell me your problems, mighty one! 464 00:43:22,779 --> 00:43:26,945 PHARAOH IS IN THE BUILDING! 465 00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,602 Well I was wandering along by the banks 466 00:43:30,766 --> 00:43:34,558 of the river when seven fat cows came out of the Nile 467 00:43:34,742 --> 00:43:35,537 Uh huh huh 468 00:43:35,950 --> 00:43:38,118 Bop she wa da wa bop bop she wa da wa 469 00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:41,451 And right behind them these fine healthy animals 470 00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:44,544 came seven other cows, that were skinny and vile 471 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:45,571 Uh huh huh 472 00:43:45,774 --> 00:43:48,028 Bop she wa da wa bop bop she wa da wa 473 00:43:48,182 --> 00:43:49,831 and then the thin cows ate the fat cows 474 00:43:49,976 --> 00:43:51,347 which I thought would do them good 475 00:43:51,536 --> 00:43:52,361 Uh huh huh 476 00:43:52,645 --> 00:43:54,906 Bop She Wady wa Bop Bop She wady wa 477 00:43:55,052 --> 00:43:56,980 But it didn't make them fatter like 478 00:43:57,123 --> 00:43:59,129 I thought a monster supper should 479 00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,324 Oh no oh 480 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:07,016 Because the thin cows were thin as they had ever, ever ever been 481 00:44:07,810 --> 00:44:09,878 Well this dream has got me baffled 482 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:13,527 hey Joseph, what it means? 483 00:44:14,969 --> 00:44:18,078 A now you know that kings ain't stupid 484 00:44:18,651 --> 00:44:21,241 But, I don't have a clue 485 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,906 a don't you be cruel Joseph 486 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:28,347 help me now I beg of you 487 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:31,639 I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town 488 00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:35,138 When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn 489 00:44:35,046 --> 00:44:35,947 Uh huh huh 490 00:44:38,531 --> 00:44:40,226 They were ripe, they were golden 491 00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:43,576 but you guessed it right behind there were seven other ears 492 00:44:43,892 --> 00:44:45,159 that were tattered and torn 493 00:44:45,303 --> 00:44:46,129 Uh huh huh 494 00:44:48,477 --> 00:44:50,361 Then the bad corn ate the good corn 495 00:44:50,477 --> 00:44:53,085 man they came up from behind yes they did 496 00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:56,963 But Joseph here's the punchline 497 00:44:57,164 --> 00:44:59,397 It's gonna blow your mind 498 00:44:59,744 --> 00:45:01,457 flip your lid 499 00:45:02,101 --> 00:45:04,604 Because the bad ones was as bad as it had ever 500 00:45:04,907 --> 00:45:07,475 ever ever been 501 00:45:08,481 --> 00:45:10,619 Well, this dream has got me all shook up 502 00:45:10,822 --> 00:45:14,585 treat me nice and tell me what it means 503 00:45:14,698 --> 00:45:17,677 Well, I understand the bit about the corn 504 00:45:18,036 --> 00:45:20,326 but I'm not quiet sure about the cows 505 00:45:20,842 --> 00:45:23,828 so I was wondering if you can give it to me one more time 506 00:45:24,053 --> 00:45:25,065 Mr. Pharaoh man 507 00:45:25,717 --> 00:45:26,679 Please? 508 00:45:27,116 --> 00:45:30,082 Let me show you how we Rock and Roll in Egypt 509 00:45:32,185 --> 00:45:35,388 I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town 510 00:45:35,563 --> 00:45:38,562 When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn 511 00:45:38,763 --> 00:45:39,626 Uh huh huh 512 00:45:40,568 --> 00:45:42,006 Oh yeah 513 00:45:42,236 --> 00:45:43,917 They were ripe they were golden 514 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,587 but you guessed it right behind 515 00:45:45,770 --> 00:45:47,364 there were seven other ears 516 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,748 that were tattered and torn 517 00:45:48,959 --> 00:45:49,800 Uh huh huh 518 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,958 And then the bad corn ate the good corn 519 00:45:54,121 --> 00:45:56,533 man they came up from behind yes they did 520 00:45:59,126 --> 00:46:00,817 but Joseph here's the punchline 521 00:46:01,013 --> 00:46:03,372 it's gonna blow your mind 522 00:46:03,562 --> 00:46:05,626 this is gonna flip your lid! 523 00:46:05,799 --> 00:46:07,666 because the bad ones were as bad 524 00:46:07,854 --> 00:46:11,276 as it had ever, ever ever ever been 525 00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,327 Well, this dream has got me all shook up 526 00:46:14,548 --> 00:46:19,626 treat me nice, tell me what it means 527 00:46:22,030 --> 00:46:23,311 Hey! 528 00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:29,255 Hey! 529 00:46:32,503 --> 00:46:35,212 Hey, hey, hey Joseph 530 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,876 won't you tell poor old Pharaoh 531 00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,507 what does this crazy 532 00:46:40,860 --> 00:46:42,351 crazy, crazy 533 00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:45,901 crazy dream mean? 534 00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:54,495 OH YEAH!!! 535 00:46:56,748 --> 00:47:02,039 Seven years of bumper crops are on their way 536 00:47:05,271 --> 00:47:09,969 Years of plenty, endless wheat and tons of hay 537 00:47:10,332 --> 00:47:13,581 Your farms will boom, there won't be room 538 00:47:13,816 --> 00:47:16,932 To store the surplus food you grow 539 00:47:17,281 --> 00:47:20,269 After that, the future doesn't look so bright 540 00:47:20,516 --> 00:47:23,568 Egypt's luck will change completely overnight 541 00:47:23,780 --> 00:47:26,638 And famine's hand will stalk the land 542 00:47:26,881 --> 00:47:32,590 With food an all time low. Noble king, there is no doubt 543 00:47:32,825 --> 00:47:35,839 What your dream are all about 544 00:47:36,068 --> 00:47:39,079 All these things you saw in your pajamas 545 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,324 Are a long range forecast for your farmers 546 00:47:42,563 --> 00:47:45,531 And I'm sure it's crossed your mind 547 00:47:45,739 --> 00:47:48,774 What it is you have to find 548 00:47:49,015 --> 00:47:52,014 Find a man to lead you through the famine 549 00:47:52,196 --> 00:47:55,419 With a flair for economic planning 550 00:47:55,584 --> 00:48:00,197 But who this man could be I just don't know 551 00:48:00,059 --> 00:48:03,101 who this man could be I just don't know 552 00:48:03,278 --> 00:48:06,521 who this man could be I just don't know 553 00:48:06,677 --> 00:48:09,874 who this man could be I just don't know 554 00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:13,099 who this man could be I just don't know 555 00:48:14,706 --> 00:48:16,664 Joe! 556 00:48:23,506 --> 00:48:24,104 Pharaoh said 557 00:48:24,263 --> 00:48:26,767 "Well stone the crows, this Joseph is a clever kid 558 00:48:26,984 --> 00:48:28,748 Who'd have thought that fourteen cows 559 00:48:28,888 --> 00:48:30,438 could mean the things he said they did? 560 00:48:30,583 --> 00:48:32,366 Joseph, you must help me further 561 00:48:32,499 --> 00:48:34,028 I have found a job for you 562 00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:35,848 You shall lead us through this crisis 563 00:48:36,006 --> 00:48:37,571 You shall be my number two" 564 00:48:37,969 --> 00:48:41,117 Pharaoh told his guards to fetch a chisel from the local store 565 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:44,776 Whereupon he ordered them to cut the chains that Joseph wore 566 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,349 Joseph got a royal pardon and a host of splendid things 567 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:50,040 A chariot of gold, a cloak 568 00:48:50,197 --> 00:48:52,067 a medal and some signet rings. 569 00:48:52,211 --> 00:48:53,022 Joseph! 570 00:48:53,268 --> 00:48:54,980 Pharaoh's number two 571 00:48:55,787 --> 00:48:56,586 Joseph! 572 00:48:57,355 --> 00:48:58,736 Egypt looks to you 573 00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:00,538 Joseph! 574 00:49:00,968 --> 00:49:02,140 Pharaoh's number two 575 00:49:02,844 --> 00:49:05,896 Joseph! Egypt looks to you 576 00:49:06,489 --> 00:49:13,104 Jo--seph! 577 00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:17,030 Seven summers on the trot were perfect just as Joseph said 578 00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:18,970 Joseph saw that food was gathered 579 00:49:19,134 --> 00:49:22,451 ready for the years ahead. Seven years of famine followed 580 00:49:22,624 --> 00:49:27,010 Egypt did not mind a bit. The first recorded rationing in history was a hit 581 00:49:27,969 --> 00:49:31,069 Joseph how can we ever say 582 00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:34,841 All that we want to about you? 583 00:49:35,081 --> 00:49:38,246 We're so glad that you came our way 584 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:41,767 We should have perished without you 585 00:49:42,034 --> 00:49:45,504 Hey! Joseph we are the perfect team 586 00:49:45,796 --> 00:49:49,117 Old buddies now that's you and me 587 00:49:49,326 --> 00:49:52,638 I was wise to have chosen you 588 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:56,077 You'll be wise to agree 589 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,898 Joseph how can we ever say 590 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,422 All that we want to about you? 591 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,898 We're so glad that you came our way. 592 00:50:07,174 --> 00:50:10,576 We should have perished without you 593 00:50:10,598 --> 00:50:11,878 Hey! We were in a jam 594 00:50:12,367 --> 00:50:13,948 Would have baffled Abraham 595 00:50:14,252 --> 00:50:17,638 But now we're a partnership it's just a piece of cake 596 00:50:18,222 --> 00:50:21,254 Greatest man since Noah Only goes to show-ah 597 00:50:21,486 --> 00:50:26,047 Anyone from anywhere can make it if they get a lucky break! 598 00:50:26,144 --> 00:50:27,642 This could be the happy ending 599 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,579 perfect place to stop the show 600 00:50:29,747 --> 00:50:33,091 Joseph after all has got about as far as he can go 601 00:50:33,311 --> 00:50:36,451 But I'm sure that Jacob and his other sons 602 00:50:36,668 --> 00:50:38,264 have crossed your mind 603 00:50:38,717 --> 00:50:47,997 How had famine hit the family Joseph left behind? 604 00:51:09,187 --> 00:51:16,477 Do you remember the good years in Canaan? 605 00:51:17,917 --> 00:51:22,339 The summers were endlessly gold 606 00:51:23,638 --> 00:51:28,118 The fields were a patchwork of clover 607 00:51:29,584 --> 00:51:33,931 The winters were never too cold 608 00:51:34,979 --> 00:51:40,296 We'd stroll down the boulevard together 609 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:46,893 And everything was simply divine 610 00:51:47,498 --> 00:51:49,936 Now the fields are dead and bare 611 00:51:50,309 --> 00:51:52,726 No joie de vivre anywhere 612 00:51:53,103 --> 00:51:58,494 Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine 613 00:51:59,048 --> 00:52:01,982 Those Canaan days we used to know 614 00:52:02,228 --> 00:52:09,245 Where have they gone? Where did they go? 615 00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:12,370 Eh bien, raise your berets 616 00:52:13,414 --> 00:52:15,867 To those Canaan days 617 00:52:16,853 --> 00:52:22,919 Do you remember those wonderful parties? 618 00:52:23,970 --> 00:52:28,491 The splendor of Canaan's cuisine 619 00:52:29,070 --> 00:52:33,284 Those extravagant elegant soirees 620 00:52:36,163 --> 00:52:41,926 The gayest the Bible has seen 621 00:52:42,573 --> 00:52:47,261 It's funny but since we lost Joseph 622 00:52:48,324 --> 00:52:54,824 We've gone to the other extreme 623 00:52:55,524 --> 00:52:57,998 No one comes to dinner now 624 00:52:58,895 --> 00:53:02,122 We'd only eat them anyhow 625 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:09,740 I even find I'm missing Joseph's dreams 626 00:53:09,932 --> 00:53:13,013 Those Canaan days we used to know 627 00:53:13,381 --> 00:53:15,205 Where have they gone? 628 00:53:15,384 --> 00:53:20,476 Where did they go? 629 00:53:20,746 --> 00:53:23,646 Eh bien, raise your berets 630 00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:27,181 To those Canaan days 631 00:54:47,211 --> 00:54:50,615 Those Canaan days we used to know 632 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,492 Where have they gone? 633 00:54:53,018 --> 00:54:57,325 Where did they go? 634 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,665 Eh bien, raise your berets 635 00:55:02,281 --> 00:55:04,971 To those Canaan days 636 00:55:06,904 --> 00:55:11,766 It's funny, but since we lost, Joseph 637 00:55:12,241 --> 00:55:18,307 We've gone to the other, extreme 638 00:55:18,975 --> 00:55:21,649 Perhaps we all misjudged the lad 639 00:55:21,995 --> 00:55:25,438 Perhaps he wasn't, quite that bad 640 00:55:25,848 --> 00:55:32,558 And how we miss his, entertaining, dreams 641 00:55:32,813 --> 00:55:36,093 Those Canaan days we used to know 642 00:55:36,419 --> 00:55:38,700 Where have they gone? 643 00:55:39,007 --> 00:55:44,549 Where did... 644 00:55:46,766 --> 00:55:52,995 ...did... they go? 645 00:55:53,415 --> 00:55:56,642 Eh bien, raise your berets 646 00:55:57,461 --> 00:56:15,846 To those Canaan... days 647 00:56:25,611 --> 00:56:28,749 Eh bien, raise your berets 648 00:56:29,852 --> 00:56:45,010 To those Canaan days 649 00:56:46,550 --> 00:56:50,482 So, back in Canaan the future looked rough 650 00:56:50,921 --> 00:56:54,124 Jacob's family were finding it tough 651 00:56:54,515 --> 00:56:57,999 For the famine has caught us unprepared 652 00:56:58,223 --> 00:57:01,481 We are thin, we are ill, we are getting scared 653 00:57:01,757 --> 00:57:04,568 It's enough to make anyone weep 654 00:57:05,137 --> 00:57:08,250 We are down to our very last sheep 655 00:57:08,609 --> 00:57:12,013 We will starve if we hang around here 656 00:57:12,216 --> 00:57:15,573 But in Egypt there's food going spare 657 00:57:15,884 --> 00:57:17,407 They've got corn, they've got meat 658 00:57:17,645 --> 00:57:19,378 they've got fruit and drinks 659 00:57:19,545 --> 00:57:22,883 And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx 660 00:57:23,019 --> 00:57:25,595 So they finally decided to go 661 00:57:26,615 --> 00:57:29,419 Off to Egypt to see brother Joe 662 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:38,538 So they all lay before Joseph's feet 663 00:57:38,771 --> 00:57:41,589 Mighty prince, give us something to eat! 664 00:57:42,164 --> 00:57:45,620 Joseph found it a strain not to laugh because 665 00:57:45,812 --> 00:57:49,217 Not brother among them knew who he was 666 00:57:49,403 --> 00:57:52,857 I shall now take them all for a ride 667 00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:56,883 After all they have tried fratricide 668 00:57:58,015 --> 00:58:04,661 I dreamed that in the fields one day at corn give me a sign 669 00:58:04,954 --> 00:58:10,876 Your eleven sheaves of corn all turned and bowed to mine 670 00:58:11,157 --> 00:58:14,168 I dreamed I saw eleven stars 671 00:58:14,373 --> 00:58:17,374 the sun the moon and sky 672 00:58:17,615 --> 00:58:20,511 Bowing down before my star 673 00:58:20,778 --> 00:58:23,785 and now I realize why 674 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:26,863 How do I know where you come from? 675 00:58:27,330 --> 00:58:28,945 You could be spies 676 00:58:29,734 --> 00:58:31,500 telling me that you are hungry 677 00:58:31,844 --> 00:58:33,881 That could be lies 678 00:58:34,318 --> 00:58:38,516 How do I know who you are? 679 00:58:38,803 --> 00:58:40,518 Why do you think I should help you? 680 00:58:40,775 --> 00:58:42,490 Would you help me? 681 00:58:43,316 --> 00:58:45,035 Why on earth should I believe you? 682 00:58:45,314 --> 00:58:46,959 I've no guarantee 683 00:58:47,142 --> 00:58:51,279 Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall 684 00:58:51,566 --> 00:58:56,039 Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl 685 00:58:56,411 --> 00:59:01,004 Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall 686 00:59:01,227 --> 00:59:05,837 Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl 687 00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:08,999 We are just eleven brothers 688 00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:11,168 good men and true 689 00:59:11,795 --> 00:59:13,622 Though we know we count for nothing 690 00:59:13,877 --> 00:59:16,166 when up next to you 691 00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:20,777 Honesty's our middle name 692 00:59:20,994 --> 00:59:22,956 Life is slowly ebbing from us 693 00:59:23,203 --> 00:59:25,088 hope's almost gone 694 00:59:25,398 --> 00:59:29,469 It's getting very hard to see us from sideways on. 695 00:59:29,641 --> 00:59:33,531 Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall 696 00:59:34,025 --> 00:59:38,492 Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl 697 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:42,054 I rather like the way you're talking 698 00:59:42,267 --> 00:59:44,364 astute and sincere 699 00:59:44,578 --> 00:59:46,813 Suddenly your tragic story 700 00:59:46,977 --> 00:59:49,444 gets me right here 701 00:59:49,624 --> 00:59:53,499 This is what we hoped you'd say! 702 00:59:53,682 --> 00:59:56,008 All this tugging at my heartstrings 703 00:59:55,648 --> 00:59:57,930 seems quite justified 704 00:59:58,147 --> 01:00:00,085 I shall give you what you came for 705 01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:02,718 a lot more beside 706 01:00:28,267 --> 01:00:32,863 Joseph handed them sackloads of food 707 01:00:33,159 --> 01:00:38,204 And they groveled with base gratitude 708 01:00:38,921 --> 01:00:44,836 Then, unseen, Joseph nipped out around the back 709 01:00:45,398 --> 01:00:50,839 And planted a cup in young Benjamin's sack 710 01:00:51,758 --> 01:00:55,043 When the brothers were ready to go 711 01:00:55,316 --> 01:00:56,758 Joseph turned to them all 712 01:00:56,955 --> 01:00:58,368 with a terrible stare and said 713 01:00:58,573 --> 01:01:03,007 No! 714 01:01:04,843 --> 01:01:06,211 Stop! You robbers 715 01:01:06,397 --> 01:01:07,334 your little number's up! 716 01:01:07,548 --> 01:01:09,770 One of you has stolen my precious golden cup! 717 01:01:09,997 --> 01:01:12,249 Joseph started searching through his brothers' sacks 718 01:01:12,430 --> 01:01:14,609 Everyone was nervous, no one could relax 719 01:01:14,864 --> 01:01:17,170 Who's the thief? 720 01:01:17,230 --> 01:01:18,196 Is it Reuben? No! 721 01:01:18,326 --> 01:01:19,421 Is it Simeon? No! 722 01:01:19,556 --> 01:01:20,370 Is it Napthali? No! 723 01:01:20,506 --> 01:01:21,405 Is it Dan? No! 724 01:01:21,574 --> 01:01:22,570 Is it Asher? No! 725 01:01:22,779 --> 01:01:23,805 Is it Isaachar? No! 726 01:01:24,008 --> 01:01:25,119 Is it Levi? No! 727 01:01:25,294 --> 01:01:26,047 Who's the man? 728 01:01:26,248 --> 01:01:27,697 Is it Zebulun? No! 729 01:01:27,849 --> 01:01:28,565 Is it Gad? No! 730 01:01:28,803 --> 01:01:29,613 Is it Judah? No! 731 01:01:29,836 --> 01:01:30,731 Is it him? 732 01:01:30,885 --> 01:01:34,560 could it be? 733 01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:36,132 could it possibly be Benjamin? 734 01:01:36,487 --> 01:01:37,974 Yes! Yes! Yes! 735 01:01:38,805 --> 01:01:41,677 Benjamin, you nasty youth 736 01:01:41,893 --> 01:01:45,386 your crime has shocked me to the core! 737 01:01:45,607 --> 01:01:49,251 Never in my whole career have 738 01:01:49,396 --> 01:01:52,200 I encountered this before! 739 01:01:52,445 --> 01:01:53,939 Guards, seize him! 740 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:57,310 Lock him in a cell! 741 01:01:57,486 --> 01:02:03,365 Throw the keys into the Nile as well! 742 01:02:05,987 --> 01:02:08,655 Each of the brothers 743 01:02:08,998 --> 01:02:12,288 fell to his knees 744 01:02:12,492 --> 01:02:14,398 Show him some mercy 745 01:02:14,585 --> 01:02:17,476 oh mighty one please! 746 01:02:17,710 --> 01:02:20,254 He would not do this 747 01:02:20,459 --> 01:02:23,516 he must have been framed! 748 01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:26,902 Jail us and beat us 749 01:02:27,317 --> 01:02:31,399 we should be blamed 750 01:03:10,595 --> 01:03:13,216 Oh no, not he 751 01:03:13,531 --> 01:03:16,339 How you can accuse him is a mystery 752 01:03:16,526 --> 01:03:19,156 Save him, take me 753 01:03:20,037 --> 01:03:23,093 Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree 754 01:03:23,868 --> 01:03:26,735 I hear the steel drums sing their song 755 01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:29,892 They singing man you know you got it wrong 756 01:03:30,097 --> 01:03:32,917 I hear the voice of the yellow bird 757 01:03:33,132 --> 01:03:35,521 Singing in the tree this is quite absurd 758 01:03:35,877 --> 01:03:38,940 Oh yes, it's true 759 01:03:39,518 --> 01:03:42,017 Benjamin is straighter than the big bamboo 760 01:03:42,225 --> 01:03:45,478 No ifs, no buts 761 01:03:46,068 --> 01:03:49,106 Benjamin is honest as coconuts 762 01:03:49,423 --> 01:03:52,210 Sure as the tide wash the golden sand 763 01:03:52,445 --> 01:03:55,451 Benjamin is an innocent man 764 01:03:55,756 --> 01:03:58,420 Sure as bananas need the sun 765 01:03:58,651 --> 01:04:01,280 We are the criminal guilty ones 766 01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,881 Oh no, not he 767 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:07,563 How you can accuse him is a mystery 768 01:04:07,736 --> 01:04:10,842 Save him, take me 769 01:04:11,409 --> 01:04:14,518 Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree 770 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:29,977 Oh no, not he 771 01:04:30,609 --> 01:04:33,111 How you can accuse him is a mystery 772 01:04:33,356 --> 01:04:36,083 Save him, take me 773 01:04:36,949 --> 01:04:39,983 Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree 774 01:04:40,494 --> 01:04:43,106 Sure as the tide wash the golden sand 775 01:04:43,525 --> 01:04:46,609 Benjamin is an innocent man 776 01:04:46,842 --> 01:04:49,549 Sure as bananas need the sun 777 01:04:49,730 --> 01:04:52,379 We are the criminal guilty ones 778 01:04:52,565 --> 01:04:55,346 Oh no, not he 779 01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,573 How you can accuse him is a mystery 780 01:04:58,736 --> 01:05:01,984 Save him, take me 781 01:05:02,333 --> 01:05:05,360 Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree 782 01:05:18,017 --> 01:05:20,839 Oh no, not he 783 01:05:21,358 --> 01:05:23,997 How you can accuse him is a mystery 784 01:05:24,169 --> 01:05:27,200 Save him, take me 785 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:31,974 Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree 786 01:05:31,831 --> 01:05:37,437 Each of the brothers fell to his knees 787 01:05:38,044 --> 01:05:43,646 Show him some mercy oh mighty one please! 788 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:46,777 He would not do this 789 01:05:46,956 --> 01:05:49,971 he must have been framed! 790 01:05:50,326 --> 01:05:53,333 Jail us and beat us 791 01:05:53,733 --> 01:05:57,458 we should be blamed 792 01:05:57,950 --> 01:06:00,363 And Joseph knew by this 793 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:04,454 his brothers now were honest men 794 01:06:04,876 --> 01:06:08,006 The time had come at last 795 01:06:08,316 --> 01:06:11,556 to reunite them all again 796 01:06:11,970 --> 01:06:15,977 Can't you recognize my face? 797 01:06:16,436 --> 01:06:19,118 Is it hard to see? 798 01:06:19,448 --> 01:06:22,776 That Joseph, who you thought was dead 799 01:06:23,118 --> 01:06:26,044 your brother, is me 800 01:06:26,646 --> 01:06:30,111 Joseph! Joseph! 801 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,642 Is it really true? 802 01:06:33,950 --> 01:06:37,180 Joseph! Joseph! 803 01:06:37,451 --> 01:06:40,534 Is it really you? 804 01:06:40,907 --> 01:06:52,891 Joseph! Joseph! 805 01:07:21,699 --> 01:07:26,342 So Jacob came to Egypt 806 01:07:26,605 --> 01:07:30,958 no longer feeling old 807 01:07:31,254 --> 01:07:35,399 And Joseph went to meet him 808 01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:40,596 in his chariot of gold 809 01:07:40,546 --> 01:07:44,865 of gold! 810 01:07:45,257 --> 01:07:49,716 of gold! 811 01:07:50,229 --> 01:07:58,156 of gold! 812 01:08:13,452 --> 01:08:18,356 I closed my eyes 813 01:08:18,998 --> 01:08:23,866 drew back the curtain 814 01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:29,211 to see for certain 815 01:08:29,676 --> 01:08:34,485 what I thought I knew 816 01:08:34,938 --> 01:08:38,808 Far far away 817 01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:44,055 someone was weeping 818 01:08:44,469 --> 01:08:48,253 But the world was sleeping 819 01:08:49,085 --> 01:08:53,176 Any dream will do 820 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:56,724 I wore my coat 821 01:08:58,223 --> 01:09:02,164 with golden lining 822 01:09:02,707 --> 01:09:06,591 Bright colors shining 823 01:09:07,217 --> 01:09:11,366 wonderful and new 824 01:09:11,661 --> 01:09:13,930 And in the east 825 01:09:15,636 --> 01:09:19,182 the dawn was breaking 826 01:09:20,221 --> 01:09:23,749 And the world was waking 827 01:09:24,437 --> 01:09:28,505 Any dream will do 828 01:09:29,829 --> 01:09:33,716 A crash of drums, a flash of lights 829 01:09:34,091 --> 01:09:37,396 My golden coat flew out of sight 830 01:09:37,734 --> 01:09:41,827 The colors faded into darkness 831 01:09:42,023 --> 01:09:47,639 I was left alone 832 01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:51,198 May I return 833 01:09:51,935 --> 01:09:55,601 to the beginning 834 01:09:56,088 --> 01:09:59,417 The light is dimming 835 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,955 and the dream is too 836 01:10:03,379 --> 01:10:06,941 The world and I 837 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:10,690 we are still waiting 838 01:10:11,296 --> 01:10:14,518 Still hesitating 839 01:10:14,996 --> 01:10:18,524 Any dream will do 840 01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:25,398 Still hesitating 841 01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:34,734 Any dream will do 842 01:10:36,996 --> 01:10:39,759 May I return 843 01:10:40,700 --> 01:10:44,076 to the beginning 844 01:10:44,321 --> 01:10:47,819 The light is dimming 845 01:10:48,150 --> 01:10:51,431 and the dream is too 846 01:10:51,757 --> 01:10:55,122 The world and I 847 01:10:55,290 --> 01:10:58,738 we are still waiting 848 01:10:58,946 --> 01:11:02,518 Still hesitating 849 01:11:02,686 --> 01:11:06,782 Any dream will do 850 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:12,246 Give me my colored coat 851 01:11:12,532 --> 01:11:17,571 my amazing colored coat! 852 01:11:17,876 --> 01:11:22,563 Give me my colored coat 853 01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:37,340 my amazing colored coat! 854 01:11:40,957 --> 01:11:47,319 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat 855 01:11:48,106 --> 01:11:51,831 Subtitles Written and Synced by Frostfox 61475

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