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Benito, shut up!

Do you get him worked up like that?

Kiddo, that's enough.

- It wasn't me, Nonna. - Little prick, go!

You, calm your dog or... I'll pinch it.

What's up with the crazy hag?

This is what’s up with the crazy hag!

Return to sender.

Nice move for your age.

Next time it's me who'll shit at your place.

Old crone, go!

- Maria! - Yes?

- Have you seen my jeans? - They're on the top shelf.

Paul! Your father left you a message, you should call back.

Paul!

Your father left a message, you should call back.

Okay, I'll call him.

He wants you to call him right now.

What's the point of having a mobile?

Hello, Dad?

Maria told me to call you.

No, I was just leaving.

What's the matter, dad?

When?

Hi guys!

Nice hat, Jessica!

Oh, I pinched a first-class poster.

Fuck! Look how good she is!

I'm in love.

Forget it, Olivier.

A girl like that is not for you! You're in a home, buddy.

But of course, pussy!

Marty, look how pretty this girl is!

- Yo fool, I'm talking to you! - All right, get off my back!

Come on, mate! Are you afraid? She's not your mother!

You're pissed because in fact she is your mother.

Fuck, it's his mother! It's your mother, Marty!

Shut up!

How do you dare talk to me like that, son of a bitch?

Shut up, I tell you!

Karim is right, even if you were rich, she wouldn't want you. You're too stupid!

You know why you're stupid, anyway?

It's because of the dick assaults that hit you on the head.

Because your mother really is a whore.

That's why she put you in a home. Like this...

Get out, motherfucker!

Calm down Marty!

- That's enough! - Stop! I said stop! Stop!

Come on, get up!

You go to the dispensary.

And the director wants to see you, Marty.

And get dressed!

You are idiots, both of you.

Mathilde...

We are gathered in this holy place today,

to honor your memory.

God has called you home to him.

God, mercifully,

welcomes you in his home.

We share in the grief of Mathilda's three children,

and that of their grandmother, Aimée Coudchise.

On the threshold of his house,

our father is waiting for you.

And the arms of God,

open themselves for you.

On the threshold of his house,

our father is waiting for you.

In the face of God...

we will see you again.

When the doors of life...

will open before us.

Look, this is my house!

Thank you Raymond.

This is your room.

Settle down.

Super.

Your bed is the 2nd best for jumping.

Go on then, I don't care!

Come on!

Come on! Try it with me!

- I don't want to. - Come on, jump with me!

Leave me alone! Go away!

Out!

You're nasty.

Marty!

Come! I'll show you to your room.

I don't care about my room!

What's this "I don't care"?

- Where will you sleep? - I know nothing. Leave me alone!

Listen, buddy.

We don't know each other, I know.

But it's weird for me too, you know.

Your mother told me you existed, not that long ago

So stop looking at me with those dumbstruck eyes.

You're white, I am black, but I'm your grandmother. That's how it is.

And we don't smoke here.

Are you sulking because my soup is too spicy?

No, it's not true. She makes great soups, Nonna.

Here they call me Nonna. It means grandmother in Italian.

It's your grandfather who called me like that.

I live here since...

Forever, Nonna.

Yes, you're right, I was almost born here.

You know, children,

your mom was trying to do the right thing.

But it wasn't easy.

Her dream was that we'll be a real family,

and that we're all gathered to spend the summer here together.

Come on now, let's eat.

Damn, is granny snoring like that?

It's not granny, first of all it's Nonna.

And it's not her fault, she has nose problems.

So are we brothers from mother's side?

It seems so.

Do you have a dad?

No!

Neither do I.

You think that's why we sleep in the same room?

Shut your maw, I want to sleep!

First of all I don't have a maw.

And put that in your ears if you want to sleep.

I don't need to take a dump.

It's not for a dump, it's for the noise.

Use spit to make balls.

- You're a smart little asshole. - It takes one to know one.

Who wants it?

Look how nice it is outside, kids!

- So this breakfast is fine? - Yes!

Can you pull on my finger?

Why?

You'll see.

When you're finished, you'll go shopping.

Kiddo, you'll show your brothers where it is.

That's it. I'm done.

I'm coming.

Paul, are you coming?

I put the shopping list on the table at the entrance.

Don't forget to bring back the money.

And the receipts as well.

You're not going with them?

Nonna! Paul is a big jerk.

Well, I don't want to hear that here.

Marty, did you teach him those big words?

I go shopping, okay?

Listen!

Paul is your brother.

Get to know him first before you judge him.

But he's not my brother.

You have the same mother,

the same grandmother and he is not your brother?

- Now how do you call it? - A half-brother.

Listen buddy, we'll spend a month together here.

Stories of brothers, half-brothers, I don't want to hear it.

- This isn't what makes you into men. - Damn! I asked for nothing!

Where did you learn to talk like that?

In homes and foster families!

So I speak like I want! Fuck!

Kiddo! Come here.

- Can I talk to you like to an adult? - Uh... yes.

Tell me,

do you remember your mother?

A little. The last time when she came...

...she bought me my bow and arrows.

Besides she smelt nice.

Well you see...

...your two brothers, they will hardly remember.

And that makes them very sad.

It is important to have memories of your mother.

Especially for Marty.

Because like you...

...he never knew his father.

Why?

It's a grown-up thing.

It's hard to explain.

Come on, hop!

Get to work.

Nonna?

How come we're brothers and don't look alike?

Because you have different dads.

These are life's surprises.

I'll give you a special assignment.

What's the assignment, Nonna?

Make sure your two brothers feel good here.

- Okay? - Okay.

I am the ghost.

- Follow me! - Oh fuck, you're busting my balls!

That's not true, I haven't even touched them.

Follow me or be cursed!

Stop, it's here.

Where you're taking me?

Surprise!

Come on!

Great, a swimming pool!

Except it's not ours.

Look closer!

Besides she's old, she's almost 18.

Oh, what a sight!

Juliette, come have lunch!

I'm coming.

- Oh, you're all red, you're all red... - Shut up!

Come on! Let's go!

Wait for me!

Don't tell anyone! It's a secret!

Okay, do like me.

- That's disgusting! - Do like me or I'll tell.

You really suck, huh.

That's it. Now we are spit brothers.

Lets' go.

What are you doing here?

Hey, what are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here? Come on, get out! Out!

- Marty I'm scared. - Get!

Get out or I'll smash you! Out!

Out!

Go, get out! Get out pack of pukes!

- Who is he? - That's Johnny, he scares me.

Are you okay, Kiddo?

Yes, I'm fine.

Hey Kiddo, I promised.

Candy!

Thank you!

Stunningly beautiful, Nonna!

Go look if I'm at home!

Here, it's a chicken for your kids.

- And very fresh goat cheese. - Thanks.

You want some?

You look beautiful tonight.

Thank you.

Is it going well with the kids?

Yes, it's going fine, thank you.

I won't suggest you have a drink, we're about to eat.

Tomorrow if you want.

With pleasure.

Hey look!

Bye.

Didn't Raymond already come for the jars on Tuesday?

But what do I know?

Where is Paul?

He won't come out of his room. He's hopeless.

Please don't talk like that about your brother.

Paul, come and eat!

Oh, my candy!

- Who wants liver kebab? - Me, me!

(sings a song about liver)

Eat!

Give me your plate!

It's disgusting, liver.

During the war, many would've liked to eat liver.

You're that old?

Have respect for the old!

Come on, give me your plate.

There's no wine?

What? I didn't hear.

I want wine. There's none?

But you're not old enough to drink wine, my boy.

I do what I want.

You're not my mother and I'm not a child!

No, I'm not your mother.

But I'm your grandmother.

And I tell you that you're not old enough to drink wine.

I want to drink wine.

I want to drink wine!

Very well my boy.

I'll offer you even more.

A man's drink.

It was your grandfather's favorite drink.

Grandpa Mario!

- Yeah, we're going to get drunk! - But no!

- Just a sip for you. - Yeah.

There you go.

When you can only drink one glass...

... it means that you're not a man yet.

Drink a second one.

And I'll see if you are old enough to drink wine.

Your turn.

Burp some more, I can't!

That will teach you a lesson.

You can't talk like that to your grandmother.

- Just so you know... - Cheers.

There. Now we eat.

A bit of whiskey?

Scoot! Leave him alone!

Here, drink this!

Just drink it, it'll do you good.

I'll leave it there, okay?

Stop annoying your brother!

Room service.

- Still don't want some whiskey? - Out!

Can I show you my bugs?

- No! - You promised!

I'm going for a ride. You go to bed.

No, wait, I'm coming with you.

No, you're not coming or I'll give you one.

- I know it's not even true. - But it is.

Now shut up!

At one condition: Tomorrow you bring me lots of candy.

- That's enough dwarf, get out! - I'm not a dwarf, I'm just small!

This is my room!

Let me in!

You're better? You're not belching anymore?

You're pissing me off.

Or else I show you my mice.

They all have a first name.

I found a whole lot in my hut.

Nonna says it stinks.

But that's only when I open it. Look!

No, no...

Then I show you my notebook.

Look!

That's a beetle.

That's the leave where he lives.

Stop!

That's the... I forgot.

I've never killed a bug, you know.

I glue them in when they're dead.

That's the leaf of a weird tree I found.

That's a beetle leg, torn off.

I'm sure you did it on purpose!

Shithead!

You prick!

You suck, huh!

You're an idiot!

You're an idiot!

- What happened sweetheart? - He threw up on my notebook!

Oh, it doesn't matter sweetheart.

- We can do it over. I can do it over. - No!

But yes. Come on, it doesn't matter.

- We can't. - But yes, we'll do it over.

Good Bénito. A beautiful poo for the neighbor.

Here, a present!

Yes hello.

Yes hello.

Ah, hello.

Thank you very much.

Okay, it's going well.

He's here.

I'll put him on.

Paul, it's your father.

Hello.

Hello Dad.

Yeah, I know, it's about time.

Not too much.

That sucks, Dad, I swear.

There is nothing to do. I'm bored.

No, I tell you, it's the pits here. There isn't even a TV.

I'm just sick of it.

You should see were I sleep.

Why are you shouting?

- Hello. - Good morning.

Did you sleep well?

Will you be there when I get home?

Me too dad.

- Kiddo is not with you? - I think he's asleep.

- Go get your brother! - Oh no.

Go get your brother!

And get dressed, please!

Hey Kiddo, get up!

Come on! Nonna wants you to come.

Come on, get up!

Wake up!

Nonna!

Nonna!

Yes! What?

What's going on?

I don't know. Here, look!

You are nasty.

Nonna doesn't love me, so I'm going.

I leave you my mice. Be nice to them.

What's this all about?

- What happened? - I don't know.

Kiddo!

Kiddo!

Kiddo!

Kiddo!

Look if he is not outside.

What happened?

Kiddo disappeared.

But where is he?

We would like to know.

There's no sign of him.

What did you do to him?

Go look in the village!

Don't just stand there!

Excuse me, did you see a little boy, uh...?

- No. - Brown with a bow and arrow.

No, I haven't seen him.

Thanks.

Where is he?

A little boy...?

Uh... brown with longish hair.

No, I haven't seen him, sorry.

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hello.

You wouldn't have seen a little boy?

- How little? - Small, brown, uh...

Nonna's kid...

- What do you want from him? - He's our brother.

- He disappeared and we're looking for him. - Ah, you're Mathilda's kids?

I'm sorry about your mom.

They are Mathilda's kids.

Hot-ass Mathilde?

You're really funny!

This is bullshit. Drop it, he's joking.

Well, we all had a taste of Mathilde.

Except Patient.

Well no, he, he...

Bé-Ni-To.

You're really an idiot!

Now calm down. This is my place. Get it?

Okay, drop it, let's get out of here.

A bit of respect, blondie!

Your father could be here!

And it could even be me.

Oh fuck! Come here you!

Damn, what a bunch of idiots in this village!

Are you crazy? We almost got beat up.

You don't care shit, you have a father!

- All right, I said nothing. - Get a move on!

Approximately 4 ft,

brown eyes,

brown hair.

The child is likely wearing T-shirt and shorts.

Don't worry ma'am. All our colleagues are looking out for him.

We get kids running away every day. He couldn't have gotten far.

I don't need reassurance.

I just want him returned to me.

We'll bring him back, Ms. Couchy. Calm down.

First of all it's "Coudchise", not "Couchy!"

And I calm down when I want.

My kids are searching him over 6 hours.

Soon it will be dark.What are we going to do?

Can we see his room?

Kiddo!

Kiddo!

Do you think he's here?

I don't know. He just told me that he came here to look for bugs.

Kiddo!

Kiddo, are you there?

Come, let's play ghosts if you want!

Kiddo!

- Why ghosts? - Never mind!

Kiddo!

Are you there?

It's not true we don't love you, Kiddo!

Nonna also loves you!

Look, there he is.

What are you doing here? We're looking for you everywhere.

Come down now! Enough!

Leave me alone, you're nasty.

I try to be nice to you. And you keep being nasty.

Come on, my little dwarf!

And besides, I'm cold.

Come.

I'm sorry for your notebook, Kiddo.

Is it true what you said?

What?

That you love me and all that.

Yes.

We love you, Kiddo.

Come on down.

I'll catch you.

But I'm not a dwarf, I'm small.

Come on, let's go! Or Nonna will kill us.

Stop!

I want apologies.

What?

Apologies.

Well, I'm sorry, Kiddo.

Your turn.

What, me?

Apologies.

You’ve been nasty too.

Come on, can't you see it's raining.

I'm sorry.

Okay, move on!

I love you.

It rains, it's wet.

It's a party for frogs.

- It rains, it's wet, it's... - Move on, it rains.

Sit down.

One Sunday morning

With my whore

On my moped...

I stick my hand

Between her breasts

Direction pecker...

You will see more of them

From the hair on my ass

I made brushes...

100 francs for a kilo

It's a nice job

To feed the kids.

Nonna!

- Well... - But where have you been?

I was worried sick.

Looks like you're soaked.

And dirty as a pig.

You know we've been looking for you everywhere?

But you did nothing at all.

Except piss me off with your questions.

It's my kids who found him.

And don't you ever do that again!

Otherwise no one will come looking for you.

Go dry yourself!

You should watch your children, ma'am.

- Bye. - Goodbye.

Holy shit!

Come on, drink this, my little monkeys!

Thank you.

There you go.

They will end up making me crazy.

Maybe they need a... a grandfather.

That's it, yes.

Nonna, anyway it's not my fault.

I've done "Nonnabulisme."

- What? - "Nonnabulisme".

- You're kidding me. - Okay, I'm off.

Goodbye Raymond.

- Thank you for coming. - It's only normal.

Goodbye children and be smart.

Goodbye Mr. Raymond.

That's for throwing up everywhere.

And you, that's for all the bad words you say.

And you, that's for making me very scared.

And you think that's funny?

There you go.

Strawberry, 4 labels.

Nail, captain.

Drop it!

It's me who orders. I'm the engineer and you are the prole.

What's a prole?

Someone who doesn't think and obeys.

Nonna, I don't want to be a prole!

Marty, stop telling stupid things to your brother!

This mess isn't finished?

It's time for my nap.

It's for those times when your dog hurt our ears.

I rather listen to my dog then your puppet music.

I do what I want, I'm at home.

Come on Marty, hammer harder!

I ask you.

Go witch!

I'll end up casting you a spell.

That's it.

Cannibal.

Let's play a game.

Will you do me a favor?

And I'll be your prole all afternoon.

Give this to Juliet.

And say nothing to anyone.

Okay.

Hurry up!

Fuck!

What the hell are you doing there, brat?

- Aren't you ashamed to come leer at Juliette? - No, that's not true.

I already told you louse, this is my turf, so get out!

If I see you again, I'll smash your face, understood?

Get it?

- Yes, I understand, I understand. - Get out of here.

Little idiot!

- And I came here with her? - Yes.

She was very proud of the handsome boy you were.

Besides. you still are.

Your mom loved you very much.

You know Paul, parents do what they think is best for their children.

But for the children it's not always what they dream about.

But then, what do you want?

There's no manual on how to raise children.

Nonna?

Yes?

Those two, you think they like me?

What a question, of course they like you!

Never mind, I just said that.

Well?

Johnny was there, he said if I came back, he'd smash my face.

He even squashed my head.

- Did you give the message or not? - No, I couldn't.

Hell, the bastard son of a bitch , I'll kill him.

Oh, all these swear words, if Nonna hears you.

Did that idiot hurt you?

Yes, he even kicked me.

Fucking asshole.

Good.

- Now you're my prole. - No, you didn't give the message.

- You promised. - Yes, if you gave the message to Juliet.

You're a liar.

And it's not my fault I didn't give it to her.

Well, what do you want?

I want a dead rabbit.

You're sick!

You promised.

- Where can I find one? - At the neighbor's.

Look!

- Eggs and strawberries for your kids. - That's very nice.

I'll take that.

You could come Tuesday for the tomatoes.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I found scented geraniums.

Very nice.

They are beautiful.

- See you Tuesday. - Till Tuesday.

Raymond is nice to you.

Is he married?

Why are you sleeping-in this morning?

Come on, lazy bones, get up

Kiddo, it's your Nonna.

What? What is it?

Give me that rabbit!

What rabbit?

Come on, give it to me.

Come, take it to the garden.

Right now.

Who gave him this rabbit?

Huh?

I forbid you to set foot at the neighbor's!

Come on, I'm waiting.

I don't want to.

I don't want you to put it in the hole.

What's your rabbit called?

Bunny, and it's a boy.

You know Kiddo,

I'm sure Bunny had a beautiful rabbit life.

With a lot of friends and delicious carrots.

And now that he's dead, he's going to join the angel rabbits.

And God in his kingdom will take good care of him.

As he takes care of your mom.

Come on, now give it to me!

Wait!

And then we will put some...

carrots with him as well.

Bye, Bunny.

Nonna, I never want you to die.

But no darling, your Nonna is not going to die now.

Go.

- Hi. - Hi.

Nice here.

My parents went out.

Was it you that came to my window the other night?

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

No, no, I wasn't scared.

I was just surprised, that's all.

- Do you live with the black lady? - She's my grandmother.

- So you're Kiddo's brother? - Yeah.

My parents had a row with your grandmother once.

Why?

She called us aristocrats because we have a pool.

I'm only here for the holidays.

Well... for the summer holidays.

- And you? - Me too.

- What's your name? - Marty.

And how old are you, Marty?

19.

I don't believe you.

Why not?

I've seen boys of 19 and they're not like that.

How are they?

Not like this.

And how old are you?

18.

In 3 months and 1 week.

I believe you.

What are you doing tonight?

Nothing.

You want to come?

Yeah.

Just wait till the lights are off, because...

after last time my father goes out every night to check.

I'll be careful.

See you tonight, then.

Put in the washing machine...

Comma

Put in the washing machine...

Comma.

The pellet... but...

Are you working there?

The pellet...

water softener...

Hey!

That can't be true.

It's okay, we're working.

You wouldn't say that, huh.

Continue.

Prevents limescale deposits.

I can't open the window

but you can look

Damn, what are you doing here?

I want to look as well.

Get out, who told you to come?

And besides you followed me.

- Don't be selfish, let me see. - I can't believe it.

But... that's my shirt.

You nicked my shirt.

- Come on, leave me alone! - I can't believe it.

- And what the hell is he doing here? - I don't know man!

Guys, you're imposing, right?

- What are you doing here? - I want to look as well.

See you tomorrow

Want some?

Me with butter and jam. That one.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You feel better? It doesn't hurt anymore?

Hurt like what?

Yesterday you were moving under the sheets like that.

And you made sounds like you were in pain.

Well boys, I go look for a salad.

Ouch!

Now what did I do?

Holy cow!

Those are not cows, they're Johnny's father's pigs.

I'm off.

Hurry up and feed yourself!

Go!

There's more later.

Come on, eat!

What are you doing?

Fuck!

He went to the other side.

Stop! No, don't go.

Hide yourself, hide!

Go ahead, get on!

Hold on!

What are you doing?

Hey asshole!

Hurry up, there's the father!

Bastards!

Pack of bastards!

Come in.

This way.

Sit down.

Okay.

Johnny's parents won't press charges after all.

Given that he admitted to having beat up Kiddo recently,

they considered this incident as...

...a kid's quarrel.

But that should stop right now. Is that clear?

However, they demand that your kids apologize to their son.

You are lucky.

I hope you tackle this or you'll have problems just about every day.

Bring me uh...

little Moreau and his parents.

That's enough!

My Johnny is waiting for an apology.

Well, we're listening!

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

- I apologize. - Better than that!

Ah, is this how we educate them at home? France has got some real winners!

- I won't let you talk like that, sir. - How's that?

I apologize!

She just arrived and is already making trouble.

Now stop, let's end these neighborhood quarrels.

There are worse things in the world.

- Madam, sir. - Mr. gendarme.

Johnny.

Thank you for coming. Let's go!

Come on, we're going home.

Bring me Bastion.

As for you, madam, why did you put shit all over your neighbor's dog?

Is that how you set an example to your children?

Sit down!

Good.

What's the problem?

Because of him, my garden is a real field of shit.

I work in my vegetable garden, sir. It's my livelihood.

Okay.

Noted.

I had to wash my Bénito three times.

He's so cute.

That's enough kids.

Good!

You have drugged my Bénito.

You have no shame?

How did you drug that dog?

Litupen.

Oh, I should buy that, Litupen.

You know we can talk instead of tossing droppings...

over a fence? Now what's this!

I don't want to hear you again.

This civics lesson applies to everyone.

And you Bastion, hold your dog.

Otherwise madam can very well ask you to come clean her garden.

I can't help it if my Bénito likes her garden.

Oh what a liar!

It is you who throws droppings in my garden!

And my rabbit that disappeared?

Did he jump out of my garden by himself?

Now excuse me.

- What rabbit? - She stole my Toutoune rabbit.

Enough!

Well listen, we'll stop with these silly things.

You'll shake hands as good neighbors.

And then we'll stop talking about things like dog droppings and rabbits.

Please, go ahead, shake hands.

Come!

My rabbit, will there be an investigation?

Er... later.

And you give me the right information..

Next time I have to deal with the police, I send you all home.

Is that clear?

But Nonna, I live here.

Well, I send you home anyway.

I had enough trouble to get accepted here.

Help your brother with his laundry!

Do you wear this?

Give me that!

It's too horrible.

What about the strings you wear?

You're stupid!

- Confess you freaked out. - What?

At the cops you peed your pants.

Speak for yourself.

He said you had a small dick.

Stop, it hurts!

- You want to compare? - Okay, whenever you want.

- Did you finish? - Yes.

Hey, wait for me! I want to compare as well.

- Compare what? - Nothing.

Go!

That's it!

But it's ugly!

Fuck you. Stop talking crap.

No cheating!

- What did I tell you? - They're the same.

Yes, but you're a year older.

In one year mine will be bigger and longer. So you're screwed.

Who cares.

I want to compare too.

You're no match for us.

Look, I'm like you.

Hey, you're full of shit, but I wish it would never end.

What are you doing there, dirty bastard?

- Go eat bananas with your brothers. - Bastard, go!

- What you gonna do? This is my home. - Fuck you dirty redneck.

If I see you here again, you're dead!

Oh, damn, it hurts.

Hold it, it will do you good.

- Easy for you to say. - It will prevent the swelling.

Next fight like that, I send you to the police.

Is that understood?

All three.

Ahhh, don't push!

No, of course not.

My grandchildren are no hooligans.

Take off your shirt.

Oh no, look at that.

- Gently, shit it hurts. - Hey! No swearing here.

And you, get lost!

And you don't move.

Well, I'm going to bed.

In half an hour and not a sound.

Kiddo go to bed.

Nonna, can I stay up a bit?

A little while then. No longer.

Well, good night my little monkeys.

- Good night. - Good night.

Do you want me to show you something?

If you want.

- What is it? - A photo album.

This is grandpa Mario.

Was he in the war?

Yeah, I think so.

Did you know grandpa Mario?

It was always just me and Nonna.

That's you. You're so little we can't recognize you.

Look!

That's Mom, isn't she beautiful?

I think you look a bit like her.

- Really? - Yeah.

Is that your dad?

Yes.

You got a boat?

Yeah, we sometimes take it to go on holiday.

On holiday?

That's Mom.

I think you look a bit like her as well.

That's right.

What way you think he looks like her?

The nose, look.

And also the eyes somewhat.

Yeah that's right.

That's Nonna when she was young.

- You're about to fall asleep, Kiddo. - No, it's okay.

But yes. You're falling asleep on the album.

No.

- You were here on vacation? - Yeah, I think so.

You're lucky, I never came.

Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

Well, come here!

My parents are at a party, they'll get home late.

What's with your face?

I had a fight.

Does it hurt?

No.

It suits you well.

Shall we go for a swim?

Yeah.

I don't have my swimsuit.

Me neither.

You're coming?

We have a drink?

Marty.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Have you ever been in love?

One time.

What's her name?

Margot.

Her name was Margot.

Truth or dare?

Truth?

Is this the first time you did it with 2 guys?

Yes.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Was it the first time you made love?

Yes.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

When was the last time you cried?

When I heard that my mother cheated on my father.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

Lick!

- Your brother's feet. - Oh no!

Come on!

Disgusting.

- I'm sure you were there. - We said no.

Tell him Paul! We didn't go.

I assure you, we didn't go.

You are liars. You were there.

- Take that! - Take that!

Take that!

Take that!

Look, there's Johnny.

What's he doing here?

Johnny is crazy, he killed a bird.

- Fuck! - Damn motherfucker, go!

You hooligan, get out of here!

Hooligan!

Fuck off!

Get out of my place!

Are you okay, kids?

- Are you okay? - Yes, we're fine Nonna.

You're not hurt?

Oh la la!

Oh, the bastards!

I'll make a grave for him.

That's my boy, that's it.

Very well.

Let me see.

Hey Kiddo!

Where does Nonna keep the ether?

- The what? - Ether, what you use to remove ticks.

Who has ticks?

Go look and don't say anything to Nonna, okay?

Hey redneck!!

Come on Kiddo, make a move!

Our Johnny is pretty, right?

Yeah, not bad.

I prefer him like that.

It suits him well.

Are we taking a nap?

Sure, he sleeps.

He sleeps well.

I'm nasty, I'm nasty.

He's nasty...

You don't look like such a smart ass there!

Red marker!

Red marker.

Thank you.

Well, you're gonna look pretty like that.

On your scooter with your girlfriends.

- Yeah, terror Johnny. - Great, we'll disguise him.

- Yeah. - Put some makeup on his eyes.

Nice!

Go on, black marker!

Black marker.

- Yeah, like that. - A scar, great!

Give him a mustache as well!

- Wait! - I want to write something too.

That'll teach you big jerk!

Far... t!

There you go.

(he writes: very small dick)

- Like this. - But there is only one T in "bite".

- Really? - Yes.

- There! - Okay!

An absolute must.

Oh, you look smart!

You don't look like such a smart ass there!

Yes, he's less scary like that.

Johnny small dick.

He isn't bad like that.

Look, he peed himself.

He is all pale.

He's right.

Hey!

Hey, fatso!

Hey!

Hey, wake up!

Wake up!

Marty, help me untie him!

Help me I said!

Hey!

Don't kid around fatso, wake up!

Wake up!

Is Johnny dead?

Shut up! Shut your mouth!

Wake up, bitch!

Don't do that, please wake up!

Wake up!

Please wake up.

He should get up.

What happened?

What do we do?

We'll put him back in the wheelbarrow.

Marty, help me!

Help me Marty!

Marty fucking help me!

Marty, help me!

Marty! Help me I said! We'll put him in the wheelbarrow!

1, 2, 3.

Nonna, Nonna!

What's the matter?

- What's the matter? - He's dead, Nonna. He's dead.

Who is?

But what did you do to him?

- What did you do? - He doesn't wake up, Nonna.

Johnny!

What did you do? What happened?

What did you do to him?

We wanted to scare him.

We put him to sleep with ether.

We tied him to a tree near the lake.

Help me put him on the table.

He didn't wake up, so we tried mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Then we gave him a few slaps.

Johnny, Johnny! Kiddo get me a blanket!

Marty, get me a glass of water!

Paul, get me something to clean him up!

Hello.

Is this the fire station?

Hello, this is Aimée Coudchise.

Yes, the black lady who lives on the road behind the village.

- Hello. - What happened?

- Hello sir. - Is this your grandson?

No, he's the child of a neighbor.

- You know him? - Yes, he lives not far from here.

- What's his name? - Johnny.

Johnny! Johnny, answer me!

Open your eyes, Johnny! Shake my hand, Johnny!

Johnny! Johnny, answer me!

Johnny!

These are my kids who put him to sleep with ether.

And now he doesn't wake up.

Unconscious victim.

2, 3.

- What happened? - Apparently a child's play that went wrong.

I don't want you to hear this, stay there.

Lady, you come with me.

Sir.

It was my idea to do this.

Okay.

We're losing him.

He has no pulse. Come on!

- We start massage. - Okay.

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8...

Give him some more oxygen.

Come on boy!

Move away!

Okay, clear.

- No nothing. - Let's continue.

And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8...

Don't worry.

While Nonna is here, nothing will happen to you.

29, 30, oxygen!

Move away!

Here comes the shock!

I have nothing.

And 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6, and 7 and 8...

29 and 30 and oxygen!

Stand clear.

- I have a pulse. - Okay, let's go.

- Do we put him in PLS? - Yes at once.

Okay boy, that's good. Go on. Johnny, can you hear me?

Open your eyes, Johnny, that's it!

Okay.

Great, we got him back.

God be praised!

Super Mouse. Spider Mouse. Princess Mouse.

Family of flies and lots of bugs.

Head and bits of spider

Bunny.

Dear Paul, dear Marty,

Dear brothers from mother's side,

Not more than 10 days before you get here for Christmas.

I'm so happy I can't sleep at night.

I counted every passing day.

Making crosses on the kitchen calendar.

That's it, I'm done.

- Oh, that's great, good. - Isn't it beautiful?

I stopped collecting bits of insects.

Because I think I'm too big for that now.

We put Paul's bed in my room so we can all sleep together.

- Do you think Marty and Paul will like it? - But of course.

Nonna told me that you're no longer in youth detention.

I've been punished as well.

I drop off Johnny's homework every day.

Nonna tells me to be nice to him...

...because he could have died.

Really.

Nonna thinks a lot about you.

I can see that when she crosses off the calendar with me each morning.

Look at that!

Another dog turd.

Do you realize?

Hop, return to sender.

Nonna and Raymond are more and more becoming friends.

Raymond comes visit every day.

Bye Aimée!

Bye Raymond!

In the evenings he always says "Bye Kiddo!".

- Bye Kiddo! - Goodbye Mr. Raymond.

But I know he goes around the house...

to enter Nonna's room.

I saw it once and I pretend I don't know.

Nonna says that we are a real family now.

And this is the most important thing in life.

I wanted to tell you that this was the best summer of my whole life.

I give you a big kiss and Nonna too.

I love you very much.

Uh... very very much.

That's it.

Here.

Thank you.

Look Nonna, it's snowing!

It is the angels who speak.

What are they saying?

They say they love you.

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For my daughter Rachem