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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,369 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd ^.^.^.^.COLORED by.^.^.^.^ ® Sud_Arun collections ® A member of Psagmeno.com 2 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:40,239 Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. frost. 3 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,877 You butt-fucker! 4 00:00:51,684 --> 00:00:52,918 I'm a baby. 5 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,980 Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. 6 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,752 Hey, mom. 7 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,688 I know I said that I would stay home and pack tonight but... 8 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,556 Yeah, of course I'm wearing headphones. 9 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:35,927 Anyway, yeah, so surprise! 10 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,729 I'm not home. Um... 11 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,011 The Lerners asked me to babysit. 12 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:40,632 What? 13 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,034 Sneak off and see Ricky? 14 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,568 Why would you, why would... 15 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,736 Shit! 16 00:01:49,842 --> 00:01:51,043 Sorry. 17 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,313 Ashley! 18 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:56,848 Ashley, are you okay? 19 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,650 Hi, mom, no, no, no, everything's fine. 20 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,085 It's just traffic. 21 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,720 Mom, look, I gotta go. 22 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,088 I love you. 23 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,434 Yeah, yeah, come here, come here. 24 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,502 Come on, give me a challenge, give me a challenge. 25 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:20,605 Oh, that's right, you can't, 'cause I'm the best. 26 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,840 Okay, here we go. 27 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:23,709 Damn, I'm on a streak! 28 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:26,712 "Want to put her in the mood? Watch a horror movie. 29 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:29,114 "When we're scared, our brains pump out dopamine 30 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:31,450 "the same chemical we release when we're aroused." 31 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,652 So fear really makes girls wet? 32 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,921 Told ya. Bam! 33 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,589 You believe everything you read online. 34 00:02:39,759 --> 00:02:41,893 It's like with the paint cans. 35 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,430 Oh, my god, are we seriously back to the paint can debate? 36 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:46,898 I ended that last week. 37 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,400 I was unconvinced. 38 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,735 No, no, no, no, no, we looked it up. 39 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,403 That er doctor said that the paint can 40 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,505 would've smashed the robber's face in. 41 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,874 Just admit you're wrong. 42 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:58,076 Only reason to read this stuff is for the pictures. 43 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,745 It's a plus. I know what women want. 44 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,747 Dude. 45 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,382 What? 46 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,716 She's, like, twice our age. 47 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,017 I really don't think it's gonna happen. 48 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,753 Five years. Big deal. 49 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,121 My parents are five years apart. 50 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:10,956 You don't get it. Luke, Ashley's a ten. 51 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,023 A solid ten. 52 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,660 And you're like a fi... 53 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,532 Never mind. She likes me, I know it. 54 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,100 It's tonight or never. 55 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:24,636 Okay, go ahead. But my brother gave me weed, 56 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,071 so instead of trying to bone your babysitter 57 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,739 maybe we could just, you know... 58 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,408 Puff-puff? 59 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,076 No, man, I'm going through with the plan. 60 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,411 Don't mess it up for me. 61 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:35,981 I mean, Luke, for both our sakes, 62 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:37,849 I truly, sincerely hope you get some ass... 63 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:40,986 sistance... 64 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,021 Uh, with that computer problem you got. 65 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,891 Like, technical assistance. Call, uh, geek squad. 66 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,693 They're good. Real smooth, Einstein. 67 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,495 You smell great, Mrs. Lerner. 68 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:52,097 Don't you have a curfew, Garrett? 69 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:53,465 Yeah, but my mom said I could stay in... 70 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,699 Bed by 11:00, okay? 71 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,168 I know. 72 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,803 And don't forget to brush your teeth. 73 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,070 I will, mom. 74 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,839 I left pizza money. Okay! 75 00:04:13,619 --> 00:04:14,853 Robert. 76 00:04:16,722 --> 00:04:18,190 Robert, turn that shit off. 77 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:19,658 It's giving me a migraine. 78 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,726 Yes, uh, darling. 79 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:25,564 My ornaments were conspicuously missing from the tree. 80 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,999 We're not putting those on the tree. 81 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,102 Bell shoes, or I'll chop your legs off below the knees. 82 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,144 Are you sure you've never sucked another man's cock? 83 00:04:35,074 --> 00:04:36,608 Not even in college? 84 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,477 Not some lost weekend? 85 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,578 Fishing trip? 86 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,146 Secret, special friend? 87 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,614 Ever? 88 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,982 Not that I can recall. 89 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,117 Because, honestly, Robert, this is so... 90 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,220 Meterosexual? 91 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:49,788 That's not even the word. 92 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,857 It's Metro. Metrosexual. 93 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,792 I'm allowed to like gay things. 94 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,927 I need a drink. 95 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,729 Oh, my god, the fetus machine! 96 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,699 I forgot you still had this. 97 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:06,238 What the fuck? Dude! That is so creepy. 98 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,521 I'm sorry. Please tell me you don't still sleep with this. 99 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,610 You totally do. Shut up, dick. 100 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,879 You so do. Of course not. 101 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,321 Hey, maybe it'll put you in the mood while you're, you know... 102 00:05:20,152 --> 00:05:21,253 She's here. 103 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:26,691 Good lord, you are breathtaking. 104 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:27,993 Thank you. 105 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,294 Nice sweater. 106 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,896 Thanks, nice tie. Thank you. 107 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,797 So, uh, you're leaving us. 108 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,299 Deandra says that you're moving. 109 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,901 Yeah, in a couple of days, to Pittsburg. 110 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,903 Did I give you permission? 111 00:05:40,806 --> 00:05:42,107 So thank you for coming 112 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,242 because you've gotta be busy packing. 113 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,645 Yeah, but I mean, I couldn't leave without saying goodbye. 114 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,847 Wow! What a nice thing to say. 115 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,815 Mrs. Lerner, you look incredible. 116 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:54,286 Well, thank you. But I told you, call me Deandra. 117 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,087 "Mrs. Lerner" makes me sound fossilized. 118 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:00,158 Robert! 119 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,794 Oh, look who decided to come out of his room. 120 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,763 Don't I remember something about the trash getting taken out? 121 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,932 And don't forget the shovel. 122 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,171 Go on, Luke, and then we can hang out. 123 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,308 Yeah, come on, you grab the garbage and I'll get the recycling. 124 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,113 I don't know about you, tiger, but I'm gonna miss that girl. 125 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,715 New carpets! 126 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,117 Damn it, rob. 127 00:06:27,219 --> 00:06:29,154 Here we go. 128 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,022 Okay, I want to show you this. Mmm-hmm. 129 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,624 We're going to do things a little bit differently. 130 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,225 Lucas has been sleepwalking again. 131 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,727 Oh. 132 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:36,661 No, crap! 133 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:37,896 Oh, just a minute. 134 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,933 Garrett, what are you doing in here? 135 00:06:42,768 --> 00:06:44,135 Oh. 136 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,671 Uh, do you have any itch cream? 137 00:06:47,873 --> 00:06:50,675 My shoulder really... Top shelf. 138 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,911 Honestly, that kid is a bad influence. 139 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,980 I want you to keep an eye on him. 140 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,781 Once he's brushed and he's in bed, 141 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,751 don't forget to give him his sleeping pill, okay? 142 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,052 Then you take this pencil 143 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,354 and you put it on his door handle. 144 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:03,955 See? Like that. 145 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,957 That way, if he stays in, great. 146 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,892 If he walks around, we know. 147 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,996 And what he doesn't know can't hurt him. 148 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,032 Honey, it's time to go! 149 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,300 All right. 150 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:20,672 Okay, Ashley, call us if you need anything, all right? 151 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:23,808 See ya. Good luck. 152 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,744 Now, don't stay up and watch scary movies, okay? 153 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,746 It'll give you nightmares again. 154 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,080 Please don't do that. You're embarrassing the lad. 155 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,982 Oh, Robert, that tie. 156 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,183 I know, right! 157 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:33,885 No, wrong. 158 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,988 Please, please, please? Thank you. 159 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:42,027 Always be... 160 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,997 Prepared. 161 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,700 Please don't embarrass me like last year. Oh, I promise. 162 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,436 Finally. 163 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:55,106 So, what do you wanna do? 164 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,343 Movie? Actually, I gotta make a call. 165 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,879 So how about you hang out and play video games or something? 166 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,357 This is just happening so fast, you know? 167 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,327 I just need some space tonight. 168 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:20,165 Like, clear my head, say goodbye to everything, if that makes any sense. 169 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:25,236 Ricky, of course I wanted to see you. 170 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,073 I don't know. 171 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:30,175 11:30. 172 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,377 Well, if you want to break a few dozen perv laws, 173 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,013 you could always ignore me and come over anyway. 174 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,381 Ricky, no, that was a joke. 175 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,983 No, don't. 176 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:40,385 Luke! Luke! 177 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,787 What? There's a spider. Kill it. 178 00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:46,791 Just kill it. Squish it! 179 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,830 It didn't do anything wrong. 180 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,867 Ash! 181 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,435 Ah. 182 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:59,804 Ashley! Ashley, are you okay? 183 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:00,806 What? 184 00:09:02,274 --> 00:09:05,043 I can handle myself just fine, thank you. 185 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,978 The answer's still no. 186 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,148 Go on. You're free now. 187 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:12,784 There you go, big guy. 188 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,786 Ricky, I know. 189 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,388 Yes, I know I leave soon. 190 00:09:19,258 --> 00:09:21,359 You know you're my guy. 191 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,927 Can't we hang out tomorrow? 192 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,398 Okay. 193 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,537 Okay. Okay, well, maybe if kiddo falls asleep early. 194 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,141 Okay. 195 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,208 All right, bye. 196 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,268 Luke? 197 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,305 Luke! 198 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,510 Luke, where are you? 199 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,853 Luke, where are you? 200 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:33,898 Luke! 201 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,301 Lucas, what are you doing? 202 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,269 Oh, you won't? 203 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,405 No, you are way too young to be drinking. Give me that. 204 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,973 Oh, this? Yes, that. 205 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,875 Give it to me. 206 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,043 Lucas, stop! 207 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,344 What has gotten into you? 208 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,741 One time me and Garrett drank a whole bottle. 209 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,117 He puked so bad. 210 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,853 He can't hold his liquor like me. 211 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,615 Wow, I'm super impressed, okay? Now, give it. 212 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,092 Lucas, I'm so serious right now. 213 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,569 Don't. 214 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,538 Thank you. 215 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,342 Oh, my god. 216 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,877 Pardon me. 217 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,114 You forgot to shut the door, doofus. 218 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,265 I can't believe I'm doing this. 219 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:48,373 Hey, no, sorry, I can't... I can't talk right now. 220 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,209 He just opened a bottle of champagne. 221 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,245 Uh-uh, no, that is not an invitation. 222 00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:57,448 Look, um, listen, I don't think tonight's gonna to work out. 223 00:11:58,417 --> 00:12:00,118 A chance to what? 224 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,286 Make things harder than they already are? 225 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,388 What? 226 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:07,425 Okay, you know what? That was a low blow, and I'm gonna hang up now. 227 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,369 Busted. 228 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,172 Me? What about you, mister? 229 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,454 Well, I won't tell if you don't. 230 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,677 Okay, deal. 231 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:32,583 You know, drinking won't impress me, okay? 232 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,385 I already think you're pretty cool. 233 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,023 Let's, uh... let's get some food into you, hey? 234 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,659 Pepperoni or Hawaiian? 235 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,261 Anything but mushrooms. 236 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,398 Why don't you start the... 237 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,269 Whoa, calm down. 238 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,604 Have another drink. 239 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:57,008 Lerner residence. 240 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,244 Hello? 241 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,547 Hello? 242 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,691 Help! Somebody help me! 243 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,029 Come on, come on! 244 00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:26,137 Who was it? No one. 245 00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:32,443 Why are you dating Ricky? 246 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,745 He's such a jerk. 247 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:39,684 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 248 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,386 How did you mean it? 249 00:13:43,555 --> 00:13:47,025 It's just like first Jeremy and now Ricky. 250 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,093 You could choose any guy in the world, 251 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,129 and you're choosing these guys who treat you like shit. 252 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,363 Luke... 253 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,565 First off, you're sweet, 254 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,702 but second, there's actually a really wonderful side to Ricky. 255 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:02,073 And my move's been really tough on us, so be nice. 256 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:04,208 Plus, you're drunk, kiddo. 257 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:08,146 I am not drunk and I am not a kiddo. 258 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,049 You're 12. Thirteen in a few weeks. 259 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,219 I'm mature for my age. 260 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,454 I know. 261 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,470 If I were your age, I'd date you. 262 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,060 Really? 263 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,802 Shit! I forgot to order the pizza. 264 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:41,079 God, Luke, you didn't tell me you ordered something. 265 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,380 I didn't. 266 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,818 Hi. Sorry, we didn't order that. 267 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,420 This 312 Claremont? 268 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,588 Yeah. 269 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,390 Well, someone ordered this. 270 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,724 It was probably my dad. 271 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,693 Here, keep the change. 272 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,765 Hey, you, uh... You have a pleasant night. 273 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,667 Okay, thanks. 274 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,503 Plates and napkins, mister... 275 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,373 I fuckin' hate this thing. 276 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,812 Help! Help! 277 00:15:18,383 --> 00:15:19,684 You come here a lot? 278 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,419 Every now and then. 279 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,321 Come here to think, be by myself. 280 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,388 What? 281 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,157 It's good ambience. 282 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,159 You are something else tonight. 283 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,733 Wait, if your dad ordered the pizza, 284 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,268 why is there mushrooms on it? 285 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,239 I don't know, 'cause they're like vegetables? 286 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,776 Hey, you mind grabbing those beers? 287 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,445 Sure, hold on. 288 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,526 Hello? 289 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,764 Cindy, don't be stupid. 290 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:15,273 My boyfriend's going to kill me if I don't get home soon. 291 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,375 Your boyfriend isn't here. 292 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,546 You're bad. 293 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,558 So what are your family's plans for the holidays? 294 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,459 Drinking and arguing. 295 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,828 You crack me up. 296 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,671 Ricky, why can't you just leave me alone? 297 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,907 Look, I'll be back in one second, okay? 298 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,844 Hello? 299 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,813 Oh, you crack me up. 300 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,617 Okay, we'll see. 301 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:05,389 Yeah, I don't know. I said, "we'll see!" 302 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,691 Hey, I'm still pissed at you, you know. 303 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,392 You don't get off that easy. 304 00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,994 I'll talk to you later, maybe. 305 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,662 Okay, bye-bye. 306 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,803 Hey, you'll always be my little buddy. 307 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,471 You know that, right? 308 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,306 Can we just watch the movie? 309 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,975 Hey, where'd you go? 310 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:29,013 Bobby, are you up there? 311 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:32,516 Oh, my god! No, I can't! I can't watch this part. 312 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:36,654 Why would... 313 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,022 Why would they go into the attic? 314 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:39,790 It's just... Oh, it's so stupid. 315 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,262 Oh, god! 316 00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:51,736 Did you hear that? 317 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,937 Mmm-mmm. 318 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,515 Luke, Luke, Luke, no! 319 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,583 No, no, no, Luke. 320 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,651 Why? 321 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,952 No, just because, Luke. 322 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,620 Look, I know you've been drinking... 323 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,589 So have you, so why won't you kiss me? 324 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,751 Because, Luke, it is the most inappropriate thing ever! 325 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,960 Okay? 326 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,534 Lerner residence. 327 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,441 Are you gonna talk? 328 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,909 I can see you. 329 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,347 Is this Jeremy? 330 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,317 Joey, is that you? 331 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,485 If you can see me, how many fingers am I holding up? 332 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,722 I see something. 333 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,358 No, let's get out of here. There's somebody out there. 334 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,859 What's gotten into you? There's somebody over there! 335 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,028 Luke, could you just turn that off? 336 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,397 Why? Can you just, please? 337 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,800 Come on, let's go. There's somebody out there... 338 00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:57,968 Can you... Give me that. 339 00:18:58,737 --> 00:18:59,904 Luke? 340 00:19:02,874 --> 00:19:04,008 Was it Jeremy? 341 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:06,944 I don't think so. 342 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,680 Then who was it? 343 00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:15,553 Everyone knows he's totally obsessed with you. 344 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,989 What the fuck! 345 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,459 Where's the hose? 346 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,741 I'm spraying whoever's out there. 347 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,437 Luke, get my phone! 348 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:38,142 Oh, god damn it, Luke! Oh, shit! Sorry! 349 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,878 God, do you know how much that cost me? I didn't mean to. 350 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,913 8 plus. Do you not look when you're throwing? 351 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,982 Ashley, my mom'll buy you another one. 352 00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,486 Oh, Luke! 353 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,489 What, I'm, I'm not scared. 354 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,891 Yeah, well, we don't know who it is. 355 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,592 Then look. 356 00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,663 No one's there. 357 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,467 What the hell? 358 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:06,937 Luke, no! Don't. What are you... 359 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,073 Luke! Whoever's out there, cut it out. 360 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,908 I know TAE Kwon do. 361 00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,179 See? Scared 'em... 362 00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,017 Hi. How are you? 363 00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:22,019 Get off me! 364 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,422 Dude! 365 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,890 Your guys faces! 366 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,191 Your faces. You were like... 367 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,793 You asshole! What the hell, man? 368 00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,094 Come on, I'm just checking up on you kids. 369 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,029 I nearly called the fucking police! 370 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,764 What were you doing sneaking around back there? 371 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,533 Back where? In the backyard. 372 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,834 I didn't go in the backyard. 373 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,905 Stay here. 374 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,944 What was that? 375 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,679 I, I don't... 376 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,981 Hey, hey, hey, what's that for? 377 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,183 Luke, where's your phone? 378 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,717 My parents took it. 379 00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:55,152 I have one. 380 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,754 Okay, dial 911. I'm going up there. 381 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,723 If I scream, press send and hide, got it? 382 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:00,891 Okay. 383 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,762 Dude, if this is a prank, 384 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,924 I'm kicking you in the balls. 385 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,139 Jesus! What are you doing? Stay down there. 386 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,007 We heard something. Please don't leave us alone. 387 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,477 Okay, but just stay right behind me. 388 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,198 Where did the noise come from? 389 00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,117 Oh, my god. 390 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,290 Someone's about to spend Christmas in fucking jail. 391 00:22:12,697 --> 00:22:13,864 What? 392 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,034 My phone always works here. 393 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:22,706 What? 394 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,611 What the fuck? 395 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,313 Where's the computer? 396 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,181 Guys! 397 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,550 It's in my room. 398 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,151 We need the police. 399 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,993 If this is Jeremy, I'm not even fucking around. 400 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,188 Shit. 401 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,990 What the hell? Where's Finnandjake? 402 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,125 What's that? 403 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,594 The network. It's gone. 404 00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,596 How are they doing this? 405 00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,164 Okay, Luke, come with me. Garrett, stay here 406 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,966 and just get on another one of those like... 407 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,200 What, Wi-Fi? They're all locked. 408 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,936 No, god, Garrett! 409 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,605 Just use your fuckin' techno magic. 410 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,340 Hey. Hey! 411 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:58,342 What the fuck's that supposed to... 412 00:22:59,744 --> 00:23:02,279 Jesus Christ! 413 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,014 Okay, we just need to find the security panel, 414 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,317 and the cops'll be here in minutes. 415 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,754 How the hell don't you have a security system? 416 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,089 We never needed one. 417 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,257 It's a really safe neighborhood. 418 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,658 Okay, we'll just take my car. 419 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,026 We'll grab it and we'll, um... 420 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,662 What is it? 421 00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:22,833 Stay back. Get against the door. 422 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:26,303 Garrett! 423 00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:28,806 Garrett! 424 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,288 Garrett, what are you doing? Get down! 425 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,178 Garrett, get away from the window! 426 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,648 It was on the other side. What was? 427 00:23:41,953 --> 00:23:43,320 What the fuck is that? 428 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:46,991 Did you hear that? 429 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,760 Get upstairs. 430 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,128 Everybody get upstairs. Move! 431 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,296 Shit! I'm getting out of here. 432 00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:53,731 Garrett, come back! 433 00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,798 Garrett! 434 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,933 Garrett! 435 00:24:13,084 --> 00:24:14,351 What happened to Garrett? 436 00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,003 Is he hurt? 437 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:42,146 Listen, okay? 438 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:44,682 We're gonna go upstairs, okay? 439 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,117 In the bedroom and lock the door and hide. 440 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,986 And then what? 441 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,788 And then what? 442 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:52,956 We're going to scream out of the window, okay? 443 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,892 We're going to scream as hard as we can until the neighbors can hear, 444 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,927 and then they'll call the cops. 445 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,829 What if they shoot us? 446 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,398 What if it makes them come inside? 447 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,200 Look at me. 448 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,070 I need your help, and I need you to stay calm. 449 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,306 We're gonna get through this, okay? 450 00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:10,841 Okay. 451 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,277 Do your parents have a gun? Yeah. 452 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,412 Where do they keep it? 453 00:25:15,414 --> 00:25:18,482 By my parents' bed, dad's side. 454 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:20,250 Okay, we get the gun. 455 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:23,087 And if anyone tries to come inside, we'll... 456 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,254 You know, we'll shoot 'em. 457 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:27,458 Okay. 458 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:30,027 Okay. 459 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,184 Hug the wall and stay in the shadows, okay? 460 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,891 There's someone there. 461 00:26:43,334 --> 00:26:45,202 What are they doing? 462 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:50,374 What do they want? 463 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,147 What do we do? 464 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,187 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 465 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,321 He's coming! 466 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:44,228 Okay. 467 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,430 Okay, Luke, we're just going to stay here until they leave. 468 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,498 They killed Garrett. 469 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,234 What if they kill my parents, too? 470 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,602 No. 471 00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:56,440 Lucas, that is not going to happen, okay? 472 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,342 I think we should get the gun. 473 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:01,445 No, Luke, the guys down there have a shotgun, okay? 474 00:28:01,447 --> 00:28:03,113 No, we're staying here. 475 00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:06,550 What are you doing? Stay here! 476 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:08,452 Jesus, Luke. 477 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,487 Lucas! Seriously! 478 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,423 Luke, they can hear us. Where are you? 479 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,459 Shit, something's on me. 480 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:17,261 - Luke! - What? 481 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:18,562 - Oh, shit, something's on me! - What is it? 482 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,163 Something's on me! Ah, shit! 483 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:21,298 No, no, on my face! No! 484 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,466 Get it off! 485 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,334 Ash, look at me! Get it off! 486 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:25,969 Get it off! Get it off! Look at me! 487 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,572 I got you. 488 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:30,040 You're going to be okay. 489 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,492 I can't do this. 490 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:51,061 I've just gotta get my dad's gun. 491 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,396 Then we'll be okay. 492 00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,132 It's okay. 493 00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:57,935 It's okay to cry. 494 00:28:58,536 --> 00:28:59,636 I'm scared, too. 495 00:29:02,473 --> 00:29:04,341 But I have to get the gun. 496 00:29:04,343 --> 00:29:06,243 Wait, no. Wait. 497 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,576 Quick! I think he's downstairs. 498 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,218 Is that loaded? 499 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,753 Yeah, I checked. 500 00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:02,299 No! 501 00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:12,209 Okay, go, go, go. 502 00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,680 You stay here. 503 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:18,715 I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna scare them away. 504 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,117 No, no, Luke, stay here. 505 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:22,652 Don't worry, I'll protect you. 506 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:25,555 Luke, going out there's not brave, okay? It's stupid. 507 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,024 Luke! Trust me. 508 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,186 Luke, come back! Let go of me. 509 00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:30,527 Oh, my god! Shit! 510 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:32,162 Can you turn it off? It won't. 511 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,697 Turn it off! 512 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,613 Go away. 513 00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:53,216 Go away. 514 00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:56,753 Luke, I'm so sorry. 515 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:09,099 Please go away. 516 00:31:20,411 --> 00:31:22,179 That's your mask. 517 00:31:27,351 --> 00:31:28,752 Oh, my god. 518 00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,720 Oh, my god! Ash, no! 519 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:32,656 Garrett! 520 00:31:33,591 --> 00:31:35,659 Ah, dude? 521 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:39,362 Take that mask off! 522 00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,642 What? Is this a fuckin' joke? 523 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,311 I... 524 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,313 We were gonna scare you. 525 00:31:56,315 --> 00:31:57,681 Yeah, well you did. You scared the shit out of me. 526 00:31:57,683 --> 00:31:59,316 Why? Why? Why would you do that? 527 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,252 I was gonna go save you, but dipshit here... 528 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,354 Luke, your friend is holding a real gun! 529 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,289 This is serious. How could you do that? 530 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:08,492 Because you treat me like a child. 531 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:10,160 And what, you were going to show me how much of a man you were 532 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:12,596 by rescuing me from fake armed robbers? 533 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,364 You are a child! 534 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:15,565 I almost broke my neck. 535 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:22,372 What delusional infant thinks that staging a break-in 536 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,141 is gonna get you to second base? 537 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,578 You're mental! 538 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:31,348 You're a selfish brat with no consideration, and you need therapy. 539 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,716 Lots of it. 540 00:32:35,553 --> 00:32:38,722 I'm gonna go and put your dad's hunting stuff back there... 541 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:40,323 No, Garrett, you stay right fucking there. 542 00:32:40,325 --> 00:32:43,493 Luke, you are in so much trouble. 543 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:44,761 I'm calling your parents. 544 00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,567 Ashley. 545 00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:51,801 Ashley! 546 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,236 Ashley! What? 547 00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:01,344 Dude, what'd you just do? 548 00:33:07,818 --> 00:33:09,786 What the fuck did you just do? 549 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:41,251 Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I'm moving so fast! 550 00:33:42,386 --> 00:33:43,453 Whee! 551 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,660 Whoa! 552 00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:54,664 Okay, uh, kill-fuck Mary with the adventure time chicks. 553 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:55,799 Go. 554 00:33:58,469 --> 00:33:59,636 Fuck Princess bubblegum. 555 00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:01,304 What? 556 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:02,539 Not Marceline? 557 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,873 Hell no. 558 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,675 One, she's made of bubble gum 559 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,244 so she can, like, stretch, which leads to two, 560 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:09,346 her pussy tastes like bubble gum. 561 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:14,351 Ooh, dude, that means she's all, like, sticky and moist and shit. 562 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,286 Dude, those are pros. 563 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,521 Where'd you learn that, your mom? 564 00:34:18,523 --> 00:34:20,724 No, your sister. 565 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:24,561 Further, everyone from the candy kingdom is ravenous for flesh 566 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:27,731 so you know she gives legendary head. 567 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,173 Yeah, as long as you don't mind cutting gum out of your pubes. 568 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:34,037 Not that you have to worry about that. 569 00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:40,744 Oh, my god, dude. 570 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,346 You gotta have one of these. 571 00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:44,781 It's like... 572 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:47,851 It's like marshmallows. 573 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,455 Everywhere. 574 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,858 Maybe I should have given you a half dose. 575 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,760 What'd you call it again? 576 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,361 Oxy. 577 00:34:58,363 --> 00:34:59,663 Oxy. 578 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,298 It's awesome. 579 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:03,867 It's awesome. 580 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:06,403 Awesome, awesome awesome, awesome. 581 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,772 Awesome. 582 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,473 Is that a word? 583 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,879 Oh, I gotta do that again. 584 00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:17,547 I'm gonna go and explore. 585 00:35:21,053 --> 00:35:22,619 Watch the carpet! 586 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:23,953 Damn it, my mom will kill me! 587 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,455 Sorry. 588 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,724 Just get out of there. 589 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:28,858 Come on. 590 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,798 Sure you know what you're doing? 591 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:36,966 Always. 592 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,671 Something's missing. 593 00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:44,674 What the fuck is going on? 594 00:35:54,518 --> 00:35:55,952 Jesus! 595 00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:57,687 How many different lotions do you have? 596 00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,035 There. 597 00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:13,870 All better. 598 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,805 Dude, that's fucked up. 599 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,407 Come on, it's hilarious. 600 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,675 What do you think, Ashley? 601 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,078 Oh, thank you, Luke. 602 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,447 I've literally never looked better! 603 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,787 You're probably wondering what's going on. 604 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:32,822 It's out in the open now. 605 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,091 You know how I feel about you. 606 00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:42,899 Look, I really, really don't want to shoot you, Ashley, 607 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,901 but I will. 608 00:36:44,903 --> 00:36:49,572 So if I take the gag off, you won't scream, right? 609 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,141 'Cause then I have no other choice 610 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,776 but to shoot you, and like I said... 611 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,914 I really, really don't want to. 612 00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:00,950 You get me? 613 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,559 Luke, listen to me, okay? 614 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,728 Uh-uh-uh. I didn't say talk. 615 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,797 You talk when I tell you. 616 00:37:32,616 --> 00:37:34,851 Okay. 617 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,786 Talk. 618 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,788 Luke, listen to me, okay? I think I have a concussion. 619 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:41,090 I need to go to the hospital. 620 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,126 Put the gun down and untie me. 621 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,561 This needs to stop immediately. 622 00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:47,597 No. 623 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,066 Whatever you think that you're gonna get away with, you're not. 624 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:51,968 Ashley, you used to tell me 625 00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:53,536 I could get away with murder. 626 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:55,071 - Luke! - I'm just kidding. 627 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,507 God, Ashley. Lighten the fuck up. 628 00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:59,909 I'll tell you what. Let's play truth or dare. 629 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,111 How about you untie me right fucking now? 630 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,880 Language, Ashley. 631 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,783 If you win, I will untie you, 632 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,852 but if you lose, 633 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,820 well, if you lose... 634 00:38:12,523 --> 00:38:14,257 Then you drink this. 635 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:16,793 What is that? 636 00:38:18,262 --> 00:38:22,632 We'll call it my insurance policy. 637 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,867 Isn't it amazing what you can get 638 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,502 on the playground these days. 639 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,037 Luke, I have known you since you were eight. 640 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:29,539 You're threatening me with a gun tonight. 641 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,207 - This is not okay. - Whatever. 642 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:34,944 Neither is, like, political corruption in west Africa. 643 00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,246 By the way, I need help with that paper. 644 00:38:36,248 --> 00:38:38,248 It's due Monday. 645 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,049 Okay, Ashley, I'll go first. 646 00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:42,886 Truth or dare? I dare you to grow up. 647 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:45,722 Truth or dare, Ashley? 648 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,190 Don't make me point the gun at you. 649 00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,727 This is so stupid. 650 00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:54,163 Truth. 651 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,265 I knew you'd say that. 652 00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,735 Okay, truth. 653 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:00,703 How many guys have you fucked? What? 654 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:01,838 Luke, what are you doing? This isn't you. 655 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,006 Just answer the question. 656 00:39:05,809 --> 00:39:07,143 None. 657 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,645 Bullshit! You're not a virgin. 658 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:10,780 Everybody knows you screwed Jeremy. 659 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:14,551 No, I broke up with him because he went around telling everybody that. 660 00:39:14,553 --> 00:39:17,220 Okay. Guess it's my turn then. 661 00:39:17,222 --> 00:39:19,255 Uh, Luke, truth or dare? 662 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:22,659 Well, it'll be dare of course. 663 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,826 Okay. 664 00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,762 Um... 665 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,352 I dare you to touch her tit. 666 00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:34,170 No, please don't do that. 667 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:36,606 It's the universal rules, Ashley. 668 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:42,345 Do you have a preference? 669 00:39:46,817 --> 00:39:48,284 Right or left? 670 00:39:51,188 --> 00:39:53,256 Fine, I'll pick. 671 00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:05,001 Oh, that is nice. 672 00:40:05,003 --> 00:40:07,070 I can see what all the fuss is about. 673 00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,206 Dude, are you... 674 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:14,210 Shut up! Hey, hey. 675 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:16,112 Hey, dude, why are you shoving? 676 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,981 Don't push me, dude. 677 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,016 I will kick your ass. 678 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,651 Okay. Okay. 679 00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:29,959 It's pretty nice, huh? How'd that feel? 680 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,728 Like a little boy just felt me up. 681 00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:35,231 Ashley... 682 00:40:37,801 --> 00:40:41,170 Do you know what it's like to love someone who doesn't love you back? 683 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:43,006 More than you'd know. No, you don't. 684 00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:44,674 Everyone loves you. All the guys wanna fuck you. 685 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:47,910 Oh, Luke. You are in so much trouble, 686 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,846 the both of you, when your parents come home. 687 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,928 They're never going to find out. 688 00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:14,003 Your turn. 689 00:41:16,206 --> 00:41:17,974 Luke, truth or dare. 690 00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,876 Why isn't anybody asking me? 691 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:23,279 Ah, truth. 692 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,401 Did you ever tell Garrett that you killed his hamster? 693 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:27,350 What? 694 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,152 The answer is no. Next turn. 695 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,254 You said Lebron escaped out of the hole in my screen. 696 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,356 He did. He was just dead first. 697 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:35,058 What the fuck, man? 698 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,459 It was an accident and besides, 699 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:38,428 it was, like, two years ago. 700 00:41:38,430 --> 00:41:41,230 You have a cat now so he would have died anyway. 701 00:41:41,232 --> 00:41:43,232 Garrett, truth or dare? 702 00:41:44,234 --> 00:41:46,335 Why would you lie to me? 703 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,837 Truth or dare? 704 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,975 Dare. 705 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:57,013 Dare, and you'd better dare us to make out or something. 706 00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,481 - Not on your life. - Why not? 707 00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,982 Why do you get to have all the fun? 708 00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:01,284 Because she's my babysitter. 709 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:03,086 You don't touch her. 710 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:05,421 Then what am I even doing here, dude? 711 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:07,090 We were just gonna scare her and now this has turned into, like, shit. 712 00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:08,925 What if we get caught? 713 00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:10,259 Look, I don't like this, man. 714 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:15,798 Really? 715 00:42:18,769 --> 00:42:20,470 Dude, stop! What are you doing? 716 00:42:20,472 --> 00:42:23,439 Dude, I'm done, man. I just wanna go home. 717 00:42:23,441 --> 00:42:26,409 No, no, no, you can't go now. We have to finish this. 718 00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:29,278 This isn't as much fun as you said it would be. 719 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,147 What if someone finds out? 720 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:33,182 You know what they do to white kids in jail. 721 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,218 Garrett, listen to me. 722 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,919 You're an accomplice now. 723 00:42:36,921 --> 00:42:39,822 You'll get caught if you don't help me. 724 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,224 We have to stick to the plan. 725 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:43,459 She won't remember any of this, trust me. 726 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,027 Fine. 727 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:46,996 Let's just... Let's get this over with. 728 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:50,933 Shit! 729 00:42:54,939 --> 00:42:56,205 Oh, shit! 730 00:43:04,014 --> 00:43:06,949 Aw, so close. 731 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:16,125 So, because you cheated, here's what's gonna happen. 732 00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:22,532 When my parents get home, they'll find you passed out 733 00:43:22,534 --> 00:43:25,501 and realize that after I went to sleep, 734 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:27,537 you raided the liquor cabinet 735 00:43:27,539 --> 00:43:30,907 and partied hard before your big move to Pittsburg. 736 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:35,812 Exhibit a and exhibit b. 737 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:39,415 And in the morning, you won't remember any of this. 738 00:43:40,984 --> 00:43:42,919 Luke walked me through. 739 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:44,587 It's the best way. 740 00:43:44,589 --> 00:43:46,289 Luke is taking you straight to jail with him, Garrett. 741 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,890 You're making a big mistake. 742 00:43:47,892 --> 00:43:49,358 Just run. Call the cops now. 743 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:50,860 You can stop this. 744 00:43:50,862 --> 00:43:52,261 Drink. 745 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:53,863 Hard pass. 746 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,998 Come on! You love drinking. 747 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,320 You drink with Ricky all the time. 748 00:43:58,268 --> 00:44:00,102 What's the problem? 749 00:44:02,472 --> 00:44:05,007 Eyes up here. 750 00:44:05,009 --> 00:44:08,110 If you drink, all of this goes away. 751 00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:09,979 We don't have to do this. 752 00:44:11,281 --> 00:44:12,481 Drink. 753 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:16,919 Oh, you bitch! 754 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:20,456 Help! 755 00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:22,138 - No, no, no, no, no! - No, no, no, no, no! 756 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:27,630 Stop. Shh, shh, shh! 757 00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:33,202 Stay calm, and stay here and clean this up. 758 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:34,470 Okay. 759 00:44:34,472 --> 00:44:37,039 Hey, hey, shh, shh! 760 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,109 Who is it? 761 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:41,878 I'm here to see Ashley. 762 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,145 Ricky? 763 00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:44,347 Yeah, man, open the door. 764 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:46,349 She's not here. 765 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,317 Listen, I know she's in there. 766 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:51,220 She texted me to come over, like, half an hour ago. 767 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:52,355 She doesn't want to see you. 768 00:44:54,224 --> 00:44:55,358 I just wanna talk to her. 769 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,426 Go away. 770 00:44:57,428 --> 00:45:00,029 She doesn't love you anymore. 771 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,297 She told me. 772 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,135 Ashley! 773 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,104 Ashley, come out and talk to me! Dude, shut up! 774 00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:09,438 She doesn't want to see you. 775 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,008 All right. All right. 776 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:13,342 Hey, listen, man. 777 00:45:13,344 --> 00:45:14,824 Could you just give her these, please? 778 00:45:17,347 --> 00:45:19,048 Fine. 779 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,549 Pass them through the door. 780 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,919 All right, awesome. Thanks, man. 781 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:27,590 Get the fuck out of here. 782 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:29,558 Hey, get out! Ash! 783 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,127 You have pizza? 784 00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:39,669 Ash! 785 00:45:39,671 --> 00:45:41,938 Dude, why is that music so loud? 786 00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,106 Ash! 787 00:45:44,708 --> 00:45:47,310 Are you hiding? 788 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:49,645 'Cause I'll find you! No! She's upset. 789 00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:52,148 Dude, I know that. 790 00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,549 What do you think these are for? 791 00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:55,718 So she can't see you till tomorrow. 792 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,954 Be quiet please. Please, please! 793 00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,288 Dude, why not? 794 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:05,261 Hey, I got... I got the rat. 795 00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:08,197 The big rat. The fucker was fast, but I got him... 796 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,465 Where is she? 797 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:12,034 Where's ash? 798 00:46:12,036 --> 00:46:14,603 Upstairs, but it's probably better if you come back tomorrow. 799 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,539 No! It's not just you. 800 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,074 She has cramps. 801 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:20,710 What? Menstrual cramps. 802 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:24,480 It's real bad. Yeah, she has diarrhea, too. 803 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,351 Oh. 804 00:46:29,486 --> 00:46:31,387 Ash! I'm gonna come up! 805 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:33,322 I don't care what you have. Fucking diarrhea? 806 00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:35,391 Sorry, dude. What do we do? I don't know. 807 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:36,692 Just stay with her. 808 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:49,105 What the hell are you doing? 809 00:46:53,711 --> 00:46:56,112 That was so not cool. 810 00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:06,188 Ash! 811 00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:09,392 Dude, where the hell is she? 812 00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:12,261 I told you, she doesn't want to see you now. Ashley! 813 00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:14,063 Come on, you don't have to be embarrassed. 814 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:18,634 Babe! 815 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:24,440 Don't you, like, have some tampons, or something? 816 00:47:29,246 --> 00:47:30,780 Dude, what happened... 817 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,583 Whoo-hoo! 818 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:47,797 What the fuck? 819 00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:51,100 Hey! 820 00:47:51,102 --> 00:47:53,502 What the fuck are you doing? 821 00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,442 What have you done with her? 822 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:01,243 Hey, where is she? 823 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:12,721 You're fuckin' dead, you little piece of shit! 824 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,690 Hey, hey, hey! Ah, drop it. 825 00:48:14,692 --> 00:48:16,859 Drop... drop it. 826 00:48:16,861 --> 00:48:20,329 I'm serious. I'll blow your fuckin' face off in three, two... 827 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:21,864 All right, all right, all right. 828 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:26,135 Whoa, man! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 829 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,737 Okay, don't shoot me, okay? Okay, get on your knees. 830 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,573 Please. Okay, okay. 831 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,575 Please, get on your knees. All right, all right! 832 00:48:34,144 --> 00:48:36,112 Okay, thank you. 833 00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:37,446 He lines up the shot. No, no, no! 834 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:39,215 Luke! 835 00:48:42,419 --> 00:48:44,753 What the fuck? Holy shit! What do we do now? 836 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:46,689 Isn't this exciting? 837 00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:49,325 No! No, dude, we're going to jail. 838 00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,460 Don't you get it? We're going to fucking jail! 839 00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:53,762 Luke, we're gonna fuckin' die in prison. 840 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,897 No, we're not. 841 00:49:03,773 --> 00:49:05,141 Fuck! 842 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:18,721 Why can't we just roofie them both? 843 00:49:20,323 --> 00:49:21,524 That was all I had. 844 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:23,359 And even if it wasn't, 845 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:25,794 jiffy lube here has a fucking hole in his face. 846 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,430 You really messed things up, Ricky. 847 00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:32,301 Things just got a whole lot more complicated for me and Garrett. 848 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,478 Ah. 849 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,181 Just let Ricky go. We both know I can't do that. 850 00:49:45,183 --> 00:49:47,783 Look, we can say that he fell on an exposed nail or something. 851 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:50,686 Garrett can go with him to verify the conversation with his roommate. 852 00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,955 You and I, we stay here, we clean up. 853 00:49:52,957 --> 00:49:55,324 You go to bed before your parents get home and then... 854 00:49:55,326 --> 00:49:58,494 You call the cops and they arrest me in my Jammies. 855 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,963 I don't think so, ash. 856 00:50:00,965 --> 00:50:02,431 What if she's serious? 857 00:50:04,434 --> 00:50:06,802 Dude, she can help us get out of this. 858 00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:08,604 You got a lot to learn about women. 859 00:50:08,606 --> 00:50:11,273 Why didn't you listen? I said I'd text you. 860 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:12,474 You did text me. 861 00:50:12,909 --> 00:50:14,577 What? 862 00:50:14,579 --> 00:50:15,711 Check my phone. 863 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:19,648 You texted him. 864 00:50:21,218 --> 00:50:22,685 What are you talking about? 865 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,587 You don't want us to get out of this. 866 00:50:24,589 --> 00:50:25,521 You invited him here! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 867 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:26,523 Luke, what the... 868 00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:31,260 You texted Ricky to come here, didn't you? 869 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:32,628 No, man. Why would I do that? 870 00:50:37,767 --> 00:50:39,535 Okay, I did. I was gonna tell you, 871 00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,471 but grease monkey got here 15 minutes early. 872 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,273 Caught me off guard. 873 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,442 Lighten up. I got it all planned out. 874 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:48,310 Yeah, what else you got planned? 875 00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:49,945 What else are you gonna lie to me about? Garrett... 876 00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:52,948 Go take a walk and chill the fuck out. 877 00:50:56,853 --> 00:50:59,288 Garrett? Garrett, no, please don't go. 878 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:00,956 Please. Just take another Oxy if you have to. 879 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,024 Garrett! 880 00:51:13,937 --> 00:51:15,271 Oh, look. 881 00:51:16,306 --> 00:51:18,274 Your phone still works. 882 00:51:18,276 --> 00:51:20,676 It's about time we invite our second guest. 883 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:23,512 The douchebag ex. 884 00:51:23,514 --> 00:51:24,747 Jeremy? 885 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,953 Invite him here. 886 00:51:32,922 --> 00:51:35,357 I'm not asking. 887 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,363 You're not going to shoot me, Luke. 888 00:51:41,365 --> 00:51:43,966 I will shoot you, Ashley, if you don't invite him here 889 00:51:43,968 --> 00:51:45,834 right now. 890 00:51:47,504 --> 00:51:49,405 Sorry, kiddo. 891 00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:51,940 I'm not involving anyone else in your bullshit. 892 00:51:58,782 --> 00:51:59,848 Fine. 893 00:52:07,023 --> 00:52:08,791 God, please don't pick up. 894 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,559 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 895 00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,528 Please don't pick up. Please don't pick up. 896 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:14,596 No, not again with the duct tape. 897 00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:17,933 1,001 uses for duct tape. 898 00:52:24,908 --> 00:52:26,809 - Hello? - Hey, Jeremy. 899 00:52:27,877 --> 00:52:29,912 Uh, who's this? 900 00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:32,481 I'm actually calling for Ashley. 901 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,950 There's no Ashley here, dude. Wrong number. 902 00:52:37,421 --> 00:52:39,888 Oh, my god, what a moron! 903 00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:41,890 I can't believe you dated this guy. 904 00:52:58,141 --> 00:52:59,441 Hello? 905 00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:01,043 Hey, Jeremy, don't hang up. 906 00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:02,745 I'm here with Ashley. 907 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:05,047 She wants to talk to you, but not on the phone. 908 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:06,448 Who is this? 909 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:08,417 She's being all weird. 910 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:10,419 I think she wants you to come over. 911 00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:11,987 She's babysitting me and... 912 00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:13,689 Is this that little taint on Claremont? 913 00:53:20,764 --> 00:53:22,831 Yes. Tell her to stay there. 914 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:24,953 I'm coming over right now. Okay, come around the back. 915 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,607 What's going on? 916 00:53:31,609 --> 00:53:32,674 Nothing. 917 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:38,180 Luke. Luke, listen to me, okay? 918 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,982 You don't know what you're doing. 919 00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:42,017 If you don't stop, someone's going to get hurt. 920 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:44,887 Don't you remember when you killed Garrett's hamster? 921 00:53:44,889 --> 00:53:46,955 You cried when you told me about it. 922 00:53:46,957 --> 00:53:48,023 You were sad. 923 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,967 It wasn't an accident. 924 00:54:00,069 --> 00:54:01,837 As if. 925 00:54:01,839 --> 00:54:03,839 Say it, you grease monkey loser. 926 00:54:03,841 --> 00:54:07,509 You actually think Ashley's gonna remember you in a year? 927 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:08,777 Whatever you just said, 928 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:10,913 say it again, I fucking dare you. 929 00:54:12,882 --> 00:54:15,818 I said... I need the bathroom. 930 00:54:18,721 --> 00:54:19,988 Gross! Stop it! 931 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,468 Fucking Mongo! 932 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:52,721 God, I'm getting us out of here. 933 00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:54,790 Ash, as soon as you're free, you run. 934 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,752 I'm serious, don't turn back. I can handle myself. 935 00:54:58,828 --> 00:55:00,128 Listen. Keep cutting. 936 00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:04,900 Look, I know you've been avoiding me 937 00:55:04,902 --> 00:55:06,635 'cause you've got this whole future planned out. 938 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:10,239 You know, you got college, you got a career. 939 00:55:10,241 --> 00:55:12,875 The kid's right. I don't have those things. 940 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:14,743 I just want you to know I'm happy for you. 941 00:55:16,279 --> 00:55:17,579 You're gonna be awesome. 942 00:55:21,518 --> 00:55:22,918 He's coming. Hurry! 943 00:55:30,927 --> 00:55:33,095 Dude, your piss reeks. 944 00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:38,166 Reeky. 945 00:55:38,168 --> 00:55:39,868 What the fuck you been eating? 946 00:55:41,204 --> 00:55:43,972 Jeremy lives, like, 30 minutes away, right? 947 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:46,708 Ugh! We've got time to kill. 948 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:04,192 Fuck! 949 00:56:05,161 --> 00:56:07,763 Yeah, fuck! 950 00:56:07,765 --> 00:56:11,633 I want to watch the two of you fuck. 951 00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:12,768 Listen, you little shit... 952 00:56:12,770 --> 00:56:15,270 No, you listen to me. 953 00:56:15,272 --> 00:56:16,738 I got the gun. 954 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,839 Just let him play big boy. 955 00:56:17,841 --> 00:56:19,007 He likes that. 956 00:56:19,009 --> 00:56:20,909 Ashley says she's a virgin, 957 00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:24,079 but I bet you hit that shit twice a day, right, Reeky? 958 00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:32,054 You haven't? 959 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,789 Well, tonight's your night, guys. 960 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,992 I'm just kidding. 961 00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,962 God, relax. 962 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,163 I'm not a pervert. 963 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:52,708 It's not piss. 964 00:56:56,613 --> 00:56:58,914 Garrett, what the fuck! 965 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:01,750 What, man? You told me to calm down. 966 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,986 Nobody's smoking weed in the house! 967 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,622 Well, like, next time be more specific. 968 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:07,990 You moron! 969 00:57:07,992 --> 00:57:09,358 My mom's gonna kill me! 970 00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,360 Stop bossing me around. 971 00:57:11,362 --> 00:57:13,195 - Give it to me. - No. 972 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:14,363 - Give it. - No. Hey! 973 00:57:14,365 --> 00:57:16,865 Give it to me! 974 00:57:16,867 --> 00:57:19,134 - Hurry up! - I am. 975 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:20,302 Shit! 976 00:57:24,907 --> 00:57:26,775 Puff. No, man. 977 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:29,044 I don't fuck with that shit. Luke, just... 978 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,712 Garrett, both of you guys, okay, 979 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,814 can we just talk and relax? 980 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:35,684 I feel like there's a solution that can make everybody happy. 981 00:57:35,686 --> 00:57:37,119 You're right. 982 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:38,854 We all just need to relax. 983 00:57:39,689 --> 00:57:41,289 Ricky, you first. 984 00:57:42,659 --> 00:57:44,760 I said no. 985 00:57:44,762 --> 00:57:47,095 Do you want a hit from the joint or a hit from the gun? 986 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:49,865 Luke, stop it! I'm giving him a choice. 987 00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:06,048 Whoa! That's awesome! 988 00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:11,253 Hey, stop it! 989 00:58:11,255 --> 00:58:12,821 What are you doing? Stop! 990 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,693 The house smells like marijuana so I need to get it in his system. 991 00:58:17,695 --> 00:58:19,127 What do you mean, "in his system"? Garrett, come here. 992 00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:20,996 Help me pull. Where are you taking him? 993 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:29,471 Stay there, smoke up. 994 00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,481 Dude, why do you hang out with this guy? 995 00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,084 Because he's my best friend. 996 00:58:43,486 --> 00:58:44,753 You sure about that? 997 00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:46,888 Yeah. 998 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,061 You painting something? 999 00:58:53,063 --> 00:58:54,896 We're gonna see who's right once and for all, 1000 00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:56,498 mythbusters style. 1001 00:59:14,117 --> 00:59:16,284 Hey, Garrett, in scouts, were clove hitches 1002 00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:18,220 clockwise or counter-clockwise? 1003 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:21,056 Clove who? 1004 00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:22,524 Never mind. Got it. 1005 00:59:24,093 --> 00:59:25,193 Got what? 1006 00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:29,264 Dude, what the fuck is going on? 1007 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:32,367 Dude... I have no idea. 1008 00:59:37,907 --> 00:59:40,075 Whoa! What the fuck, man? 1009 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,943 Oh, you're fucking home aloning him? 1010 00:59:41,945 --> 00:59:43,245 Dude, what are you doing, man? 1011 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,413 Please, let me out of this. 1012 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:47,048 Is it level with his head? What the fuck are you doing, dude? 1013 00:59:47,050 --> 00:59:48,350 You're gonna kill him! Just stop it. 1014 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,885 Garrett. Garrett, right? 1015 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,286 Yeah. Please untie me. 1016 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:52,988 Okay. You said that the paint can 1017 00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:54,990 would knock him back, like in the movie. 1018 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,025 Okay, look, I take it back. Everything I said, I'm sorry. 1019 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:58,527 You win. Just stop it, please. 1020 00:59:58,529 --> 00:59:59,995 Let's just try it one more time. 1021 01:00:02,064 --> 01:00:03,331 Ashley! 1022 01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:06,535 Oh, shit! 1023 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:12,507 Blindfold him. No, no way, man. 1024 01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:15,443 Dude, stop, man, stop! This is fucked! 1025 01:00:16,345 --> 01:00:18,547 Garrett, I'm warning you. 1026 01:00:18,549 --> 01:00:20,015 Blindfold him. 1027 01:00:22,585 --> 01:00:24,986 Listen, man, whatever it is, I'm sorry. 1028 01:00:24,988 --> 01:00:27,355 All right? Luke, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for hitting you, man. 1029 01:00:27,357 --> 01:00:28,957 Make sure it's good and tight. 1030 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:30,525 You don't have to do this, guys! 1031 01:00:31,994 --> 01:00:34,095 You are fucking insane! 1032 01:00:34,097 --> 01:00:35,931 Ashley! Oh, fuck it! 1033 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,134 Ashley! 1034 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:41,436 Put it down, or I will shoot you! 1035 01:00:41,438 --> 01:00:44,005 Thank god, Ashley, thank god. 1036 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,941 I said, put it down! 1037 01:00:45,943 --> 01:00:47,142 Okay. 1038 01:01:20,877 --> 01:01:22,911 Oh, my god! 1039 01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:24,412 Holy shit, his head! 1040 01:01:24,414 --> 01:01:26,381 His head, it just exploded! 1041 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:29,217 I told you, Garrett. I told you! 1042 01:01:30,052 --> 01:01:31,486 Why are you laughing? 1043 01:01:33,256 --> 01:01:35,357 I said, why are you laughing? 1044 01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:38,159 Because you can't shoot me, ash. 1045 01:01:38,161 --> 01:01:40,362 Don't come any closer, I mean it. 1046 01:01:44,533 --> 01:01:47,335 A responsible parent always keeps the ammo separate. 1047 01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:52,641 Garrett, get her! 1048 01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:56,311 If she gets away, we're both dead! 1049 01:02:12,461 --> 01:02:15,196 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! 1050 01:02:15,198 --> 01:02:16,631 Hey, hey! 1051 01:02:16,633 --> 01:02:18,233 Please, please! No! No! 1052 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:19,567 Hey. Hey, just come back. Just come back. 1053 01:02:19,569 --> 01:02:21,603 Oh, hey! Fuck! 1054 01:02:23,373 --> 01:02:26,641 Get off of me, you crazy fuck! 1055 01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:28,977 Hey! Get away from me! 1056 01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:31,246 Please. Please! 1057 01:02:31,248 --> 01:02:33,448 No! It would make everything easier, please! 1058 01:02:33,450 --> 01:02:35,250 Let go! 1059 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:36,618 Ow! What the fuck? 1060 01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:46,027 No, no, no, no, no, Ashley! Ashley! Ashley! 1061 01:02:46,029 --> 01:02:47,595 No, no, no, no no, no, no, no! 1062 01:02:54,571 --> 01:02:55,971 Help! 1063 01:02:56,539 --> 01:02:58,573 Help! 1064 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:02,470 Oh, thank you, that was wonderful! 1065 01:04:02,472 --> 01:04:04,272 Thank you! Hope the cocoa keeps your guys warm! 1066 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,107 Have a good night. Merry Christmas. 1067 01:04:13,649 --> 01:04:16,418 There's a couple of new folks in the group this year. 1068 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:19,187 Really improved their harmonizing. 1069 01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:23,425 Oh, look who's awake. 1070 01:04:26,762 --> 01:04:28,630 Tough break, ash. 1071 01:04:28,632 --> 01:04:32,600 The carolers are gone, and the lingards next door? 1072 01:04:33,569 --> 01:04:34,736 Well, they're in Florida. 1073 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,773 I got rid of Ricky for you. 1074 01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:46,281 It hurts now, but you'll thank me later. 1075 01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:55,123 You like that? 1076 01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,225 Mmm-hmm. 1077 01:05:12,741 --> 01:05:14,061 Why did you kill him? 1078 01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:20,348 Correction. You killed him by smoking pot in the house. 1079 01:05:20,350 --> 01:05:22,784 That weed is evidence. You wanna go to jail? 1080 01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:25,320 It was a fucking joint, dude. 1081 01:05:25,322 --> 01:05:27,155 You didn't have to kill someone. 1082 01:05:27,157 --> 01:05:30,592 Garrett, we are going to get out of this. 1083 01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:39,501 Remember when you ditched fourth period and got caught? 1084 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:43,238 Who convinced them that you stopped some vandals in the locker room? 1085 01:05:44,406 --> 01:05:46,374 Me. 1086 01:05:46,376 --> 01:05:49,511 When my mom caught us stealing from her purse, 1087 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:52,247 who faked sleepwalking so you could slip out? 1088 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:56,584 Say it. This is so much bigger. 1089 01:05:56,586 --> 01:06:00,788 Dude, I am the Harry Houdini of getting away with it. 1090 01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:04,692 I know how tonight plays out, and we get out clean. 1091 01:06:04,694 --> 01:06:06,361 You just gotta do what I say. 1092 01:06:07,296 --> 01:06:08,463 Okay? 1093 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:17,839 I said, okay? 1094 01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:21,910 Yeah. Good. 1095 01:06:22,878 --> 01:06:24,212 Now, watch this. 1096 01:06:26,248 --> 01:06:28,783 Ashley is going to make a post. 1097 01:06:29,785 --> 01:06:32,487 Something simple, like... 1098 01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:37,525 "Why can't exes just go away? 1099 01:06:37,527 --> 01:06:39,894 "Jeremy is, like, freaking me out!" 1100 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,467 Now, all you gotta do is make sure she stays quiet 1101 01:06:46,469 --> 01:06:47,635 while I deal with Jeremy. 1102 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,371 Deal with him? 1103 01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:52,407 You mean kill him? 1104 01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:54,943 Of course not! God, Garrett. Just... 1105 01:06:56,345 --> 01:06:57,745 We'll just plant a little seed. 1106 01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:00,682 And after that, we'll get the paint off you 1107 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:02,784 'cause you look like a fucking hot dog. 1108 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,328 I don't want to know. 1109 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:14,896 Garrett, please. 1110 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:17,398 Whatever it is, just please stop. 1111 01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:28,610 Hmm. 1112 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,916 Hey. 1113 01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:37,018 Hey, ash. Hey. 1114 01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,786 Hey, it's good to see you. 1115 01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:41,889 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah! 1116 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,758 We all good, yeah. 1117 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,959 Yeah, we cool. 1118 01:07:45,694 --> 01:07:47,395 We're cool. 1119 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,963 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 1120 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:50,698 Yeah, we cool! 1121 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:53,334 Fuck yeah! Yeah! 1122 01:07:53,602 --> 01:07:54,769 Yeah! 1123 01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:00,441 Ash! Ashley! 1124 01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:05,747 Fuck! What the fuck is that? 1125 01:08:07,449 --> 01:08:08,683 Ashley! 1126 01:08:09,952 --> 01:08:11,386 Ashley? 1127 01:08:16,325 --> 01:08:17,492 Ashley? 1128 01:08:23,699 --> 01:08:24,866 Ashley! 1129 01:08:26,736 --> 01:08:28,569 Shh! Please. 1130 01:08:28,571 --> 01:08:29,937 Ashley? 1131 01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:34,909 Please be quiet, please be quiet. Please. 1132 01:08:34,911 --> 01:08:36,844 - Please be quiet. - Ashley, come on. 1133 01:08:40,582 --> 01:08:41,749 Ashley. 1134 01:08:45,521 --> 01:08:46,988 Ashley. Hi. 1135 01:08:49,425 --> 01:08:50,892 Holy shit, man. 1136 01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:53,094 You scared the fuck out of me. 1137 01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:54,562 Where is she? 1138 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,798 Inside. Okay, cool. 1139 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,965 Wait. 1140 01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,867 What? 1141 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,669 Just slow down. Come here. 1142 01:09:02,838 --> 01:09:03,971 Have a seat. 1143 01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:08,343 No. Where's Ashley, dude? 1144 01:09:08,345 --> 01:09:10,511 She's coming. Chill out. 1145 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:13,081 She's just asked me to come talk to you first. 1146 01:09:30,966 --> 01:09:32,734 I just want tonight to be over. 1147 01:09:51,086 --> 01:09:53,488 What the hell's that? You said she wanted to see me. 1148 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:54,989 She wants you to apologize. 1149 01:09:54,991 --> 01:09:57,058 For what? Shh! Don't wake the neighbors. 1150 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,594 I could give a fuck! 1151 01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:01,629 A fuck about the fucking neighbors. 1152 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:02,964 She said that you'd know. 1153 01:10:06,168 --> 01:10:08,770 Fine. Where is she? I'll apologize. 1154 01:10:10,939 --> 01:10:13,541 She wants you to write it down. 1155 01:10:16,111 --> 01:10:18,746 This is so fuckin' stupid. 1156 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:31,426 "Dear, Ashley. 1157 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,661 "I'm sorry." 1158 01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:45,573 That's it? What? 1159 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,542 What do you want me to say? 1160 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:50,611 I'm just asking, is that it? 1161 01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:52,513 Should I go tell her you're done? 1162 01:11:00,622 --> 01:11:01,756 Here, fuck. 1163 01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:05,560 Shit. 1164 01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,003 "Ashley. 1165 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:21,509 "I am so sorry." 1166 01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:28,115 I don't know why I'm doing this. 1167 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,684 Because you're a good person, okay? 1168 01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,252 And you didn't know any better 1169 01:11:31,254 --> 01:11:33,554 and you didn't know what he was capable of. 1170 01:11:33,556 --> 01:11:35,890 Just untie me, okay? 1171 01:11:35,892 --> 01:11:37,925 We'll run across the street and we'll call the cops. 1172 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:39,994 But Luke will freak out if he finds that you're gone. 1173 01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:42,129 He won't hurt you. Okay? 1174 01:11:42,131 --> 01:11:43,264 I won't let him. 1175 01:11:46,535 --> 01:11:48,903 He's my best friend. No, he's not. 1176 01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:50,538 Luke doesn't give a shit about you, Garrett. 1177 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:53,074 He uses you, he manipulates you. 1178 01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:54,842 No friend would put you through tonight. 1179 01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:00,781 There, she wants Shakespeare? 1180 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:06,954 Kid? 1181 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,024 I'm done! 1182 01:12:12,528 --> 01:12:14,295 Hey, kid, where'd you... 1183 01:12:14,297 --> 01:12:16,230 Fucking cat! 1184 01:12:16,232 --> 01:12:17,632 Hey, kid, where'd you... 1185 01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:30,805 Ah! Ow! Sorry. I'm sorry. 1186 01:13:30,807 --> 01:13:32,239 I'm gonna... I'm gonna fix this, okay? 1187 01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:33,908 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1188 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,378 I'm really sorry, Ashley. 1189 01:13:41,950 --> 01:13:43,630 I just wish I'd had the balls to step up... 1190 01:13:49,191 --> 01:13:51,892 I told you not to touch her, you asshole! 1191 01:13:54,262 --> 01:13:55,363 You shot... 1192 01:13:56,198 --> 01:13:57,665 You shot me. 1193 01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:58,866 Look what you made me do! 1194 01:13:59,635 --> 01:14:01,869 I'm... I'm dying. 1195 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:03,304 Why did you make me do it? 1196 01:14:03,306 --> 01:14:05,773 Why did you make me do it? 1197 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,808 Help! Help! 1198 01:14:08,810 --> 01:14:10,244 Help! Help! 1199 01:14:10,246 --> 01:14:11,679 Shut up! 1200 01:14:17,285 --> 01:14:18,786 I want my mom. 1201 01:14:21,757 --> 01:14:24,225 Fuck! Fuck you! 1202 01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:26,427 Fuck you! 1203 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,195 Fuck you! Fuck! 1204 01:14:28,864 --> 01:14:30,164 Shit! 1205 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:31,666 Fuckin' hell. 1206 01:14:43,845 --> 01:14:45,680 He was starting to annoy me anyway. 1207 01:15:00,228 --> 01:15:02,329 You were never going to let me go, were you? 1208 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,033 Guilty. 1209 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:18,145 I remember, my mom used to tuck me in. 1210 01:15:19,915 --> 01:15:22,016 I'd hold onto her and never let go. 1211 01:15:24,052 --> 01:15:25,820 She felt so safe. 1212 01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:30,324 I'd just fall asleep. 1213 01:15:34,896 --> 01:15:36,197 Then she stopped. 1214 01:15:38,433 --> 01:15:40,868 I don't know why. 1215 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:45,773 And now, I don't sleep well anymore. 1216 01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:58,753 I know exactly why she stopped. 1217 01:16:03,024 --> 01:16:04,158 Why? 1218 01:16:12,033 --> 01:16:13,234 Why? 1219 01:16:14,102 --> 01:16:16,036 Open your eyes. 1220 01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,772 Ashley, open your eyes. 1221 01:16:19,841 --> 01:16:21,809 Just answer the question! 1222 01:16:21,811 --> 01:16:23,010 Look at me! 1223 01:16:25,814 --> 01:16:27,114 Tell me I'm fucked up. 1224 01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:28,315 Tell me you're disappointed! 1225 01:16:30,552 --> 01:16:33,888 Say you're scared or you wanna go home. Say something! 1226 01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,390 Ashley. 1227 01:16:41,429 --> 01:16:42,863 Ashley. 1228 01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:51,105 Please, say something. 1229 01:17:26,374 --> 01:17:27,541 Goodnight. 1230 01:19:09,611 --> 01:19:12,112 Shit, the hole in his cheek. 1231 01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,340 Oh, fuck! 1232 01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:43,110 Fuck! 1233 01:20:06,634 --> 01:20:08,302 What the... 1234 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:09,470 Shit. 1235 01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:13,073 Fuckin' deers! 1236 01:20:20,383 --> 01:20:23,250 It wasn't even funny, and Chantal and Dave 1237 01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:25,452 could not stop talking about how awful it was. 1238 01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,087 I was so embarrassed. 1239 01:20:27,089 --> 01:20:28,422 Oh, dude, they're just being cunts. 1240 01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,057 They're what? Nothing. 1241 01:20:45,541 --> 01:20:47,141 Are we talking about some sort... 1242 01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:52,780 We're not talking about sex, are we? 1243 01:20:52,782 --> 01:20:54,314 'Cause after this meal, I feel bloated. 1244 01:21:26,849 --> 01:21:28,682 Oh, my god, where's Lucas? 1245 01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:30,284 Oh, my god! 1246 01:21:30,286 --> 01:21:31,652 Lucas! 1247 01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:35,656 Lucas! Lucas! 1248 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:58,178 What's going on? Shh, I got you. 1249 01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:01,115 I got you. 1250 01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:02,616 It's an unspeakable tragedy. 1251 01:22:04,586 --> 01:22:06,520 Do any of the parents know? Have they been made aware? 1252 01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:08,322 Garrett's parents? Not as yet, sir. 1253 01:22:08,324 --> 01:22:10,284 I was speaking to Garrett's father just last week. 1254 01:22:11,459 --> 01:22:13,393 Is there going to be a grief councilor? 1255 01:22:13,395 --> 01:22:15,429 We'll arrange one for you, sir. 1256 01:22:16,898 --> 01:22:19,399 This one's still alive! 1257 01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:21,735 Okay, wait. Okay, honey, just stay here, okay? 1258 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:22,870 Just stay here. 1259 01:22:31,312 --> 01:22:32,513 Vitals are holding. 1260 01:22:34,782 --> 01:22:37,851 What have we got? Stab wound to the neck. 1261 01:22:37,853 --> 01:22:40,521 She put duct tape on to stem the bleeding. 1262 01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:42,689 Smart girl. Saved her blood. 1263 01:22:54,602 --> 01:22:56,270 Let's go. 1264 01:23:58,466 --> 01:24:01,602 Mom, I'm worried about Ashley. 1265 01:24:01,604 --> 01:24:03,904 I think we should go to the hospital. 1266 01:24:03,999 --> 01:25:00,904 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd ^.^.^.^.COLORED by.^.^.^.^ ® Sud_Arun collections ® A member of Psagmeno.com87025

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