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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,047 --> 00:00:05,812 (TEXT ON SCREEN) 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,374 ♪ Kane is in the building ♪ 3 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,585 (MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:00:22,231 --> 00:00:24,765 ♪ Now tell me how you love it, you know you at the top ♪ 5 00:00:24,768 --> 00:00:29,603 ♪ When only heaven's right above it, we on ♪ 6 00:00:29,606 --> 00:00:31,638 ♪ 'Cause we on ♪ 7 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:34,640 ♪ Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? ♪ 8 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,375 ♪ I'm with Marley G, bro ♪ 9 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:39,713 ♪ Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows ♪ 10 00:00:39,715 --> 00:00:42,848 ♪ And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know ♪ 11 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:45,786 ♪ This that "Slumdog Millionaire" Bollywood flow ♪ 12 00:00:45,787 --> 00:00:47,253 ♪ And, uh ♪ 13 00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:49,322 ♪ My real friends never hearing from me ♪ 14 00:00:49,323 --> 00:00:52,491 ♪ Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me ♪ 15 00:00:52,493 --> 00:00:55,728 ♪ That's why I pick and choose, I don't get shit confused ♪ 16 00:00:55,731 --> 00:00:59,332 ♪ Don't like my women single, I like my chicks in twos ♪ 17 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:01,734 ♪ And these days all the girls is down to roll ♪ 18 00:01:01,737 --> 00:01:05,171 ♪ I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole ♪ 19 00:01:05,173 --> 00:01:08,340 ♪ Plus, I been sippin', so this shit is moving kinda slow ♪ 20 00:01:08,343 --> 00:01:12,311 ♪ Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go. ♪ 21 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:15,414 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - > www.addic7ed.com < 22 00:01:17,158 --> 00:01:20,159 (MUSIC PLAYING) 23 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,031 - Keep her close, Roberto. - Sure. 24 00:01:39,774 --> 00:01:41,706 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 25 00:01:46,246 --> 00:01:48,914 ♪ Give it what you can while you still can give it ♪ 26 00:01:48,915 --> 00:01:51,383 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 27 00:01:51,384 --> 00:01:54,218 ♪ Give it what you can 'cause you gotta live with it ♪ 28 00:01:54,221 --> 00:01:56,489 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 29 00:01:59,993 --> 00:02:03,028 I give it five stars, Tony. Five stars. 30 00:02:05,733 --> 00:02:08,600 ♪ In every situation there's a good and bad ♪ 31 00:02:08,603 --> 00:02:11,336 ♪ The world's sittin' right on the ledge ♪ 32 00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:13,872 ♪ We gotta keep our eyes wide open ♪ 33 00:02:13,873 --> 00:02:16,608 ♪ And hope we don't fell off the edge ♪ 34 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:19,149 ♪ Livin' in a world that don't look confusin' ♪ 35 00:02:19,159 --> 00:02:21,846 ♪ Grabbed all the food we eat ♪ 36 00:02:21,848 --> 00:02:23,647 ♪ Better conditions is just... ♪ 37 00:02:23,650 --> 00:02:25,415 He may be fashionably late, 38 00:02:25,418 --> 00:02:29,052 but our intrepid leader does not arrive empty-handed. 39 00:02:29,055 --> 00:02:31,055 (ALL CLAPPING) 40 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:37,260 Are you about to hand us cash or somethin'? 41 00:02:37,263 --> 00:02:39,295 Even better. You cannot sip hundies, 42 00:02:39,298 --> 00:02:40,965 so I've been saving these bad boys 43 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:43,234 for a very special occasion. 44 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:49,173 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 45 00:02:49,175 --> 00:02:51,442 Any of you motherfuckers that don't drink wine, 46 00:02:51,444 --> 00:02:54,177 - fuck you, you start tonight. - (ALL LAUGHING) 47 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:56,546 ♪ Give it what you can while you still can give it ♪ 48 00:02:56,549 --> 00:02:58,649 ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ 49 00:02:58,651 --> 00:03:01,717 ♪ Give it what you can 'cause you gotta live with it ♪ 50 00:03:01,719 --> 00:03:04,621 - ♪ Give it what you can, can ♪ - (TAPS ON WINE GLASS) 51 00:03:04,622 --> 00:03:06,424 SPENCER: Yay. 52 00:03:09,694 --> 00:03:12,396 "Go West, young man. 53 00:03:12,397 --> 00:03:13,997 Go West." 54 00:03:13,998 --> 00:03:17,134 - Why? - What the fuck do you mean, why? 55 00:03:17,135 --> 00:03:19,203 - It's a super-famous quote. - By who? 56 00:03:19,204 --> 00:03:21,771 I don't... Your fuckin' mother. I have no idea. 57 00:03:21,774 --> 00:03:23,306 (ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM) 58 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:25,240 JOE: I don't know. Fuckin'... 59 00:03:25,242 --> 00:03:26,943 All right, forget it. You go. 60 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,412 - All right, all right. - RICKY: Let's help him out. 61 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:31,747 SPENCER: I can't drop a quote, I'm not that smart. 62 00:03:31,750 --> 00:03:34,084 You're fuckin' Mensa compared to this table. 63 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:35,567 SPENCER: Let me drop a little knowledge. 64 00:03:35,578 --> 00:03:37,520 With success and self-improvement 65 00:03:37,521 --> 00:03:39,489 comes obligation... 66 00:03:39,490 --> 00:03:40,522 Fact. 67 00:03:40,525 --> 00:03:42,192 and now we know that our brothers, 68 00:03:42,194 --> 00:03:44,694 starting with Mr. Charles Greane, 69 00:03:44,697 --> 00:03:47,563 - the Big Man himself... - I'm proud of you. 70 00:03:47,566 --> 00:03:50,734 And our other brother, Tricky Ricky Jerret... 71 00:03:50,735 --> 00:03:54,270 on their long, glorious journey to the other coast, Californ-I-A. 72 00:03:54,271 --> 00:03:56,305 We're just relocatin'. We're not dyin', brother. 73 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:59,109 So much pressure on me I feel like I'm dyin'. 74 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,477 Safe passage, our brothers. 75 00:04:00,479 --> 00:04:02,344 These brothers are flyin' on private jets, 76 00:04:02,347 --> 00:04:03,778 not travelin' on wagon trains. 77 00:04:03,781 --> 00:04:05,747 Shut the fuck up. 78 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,217 I'm tryin' to deliver my goddamn toast. 79 00:04:08,219 --> 00:04:10,652 We love you, we will miss you, 80 00:04:10,655 --> 00:04:12,788 and we will hold it down until you return. 81 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:15,056 - Cheers. - I'll drink to that. 82 00:04:15,058 --> 00:04:17,459 May you always have a clean shirt, 83 00:04:17,461 --> 00:04:18,961 a clear conscience, 84 00:04:18,963 --> 00:04:20,829 and enough coins in your pocket 85 00:04:20,831 --> 00:04:23,332 to buy yourself a pint. 86 00:04:23,334 --> 00:04:24,800 Irish. 87 00:04:24,802 --> 00:04:26,603 Sit your drunk ass down. 88 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:28,338 JASON: I'll drink to that, too! 89 00:04:28,339 --> 00:04:29,904 (ALL CHEERING) 90 00:04:29,906 --> 00:04:32,841 Spencer, walkin' me to my car? 91 00:04:32,843 --> 00:04:34,276 Can't believe it, man. 92 00:04:34,278 --> 00:04:35,845 Don't expect a kiss good night. 93 00:04:35,846 --> 00:04:37,278 - Ah. - Shit. 94 00:04:37,281 --> 00:04:39,814 You might change your mind about that. 95 00:04:40,851 --> 00:04:42,851 Whoa, look at you. 96 00:04:42,853 --> 00:04:45,254 I see all that neglect last year didn't go in vain. 97 00:04:45,255 --> 00:04:47,189 When I tell you I got you, I got you. 98 00:04:47,191 --> 00:04:50,225 I knew that then. I just wanted some concrete evidence, brother. 99 00:04:50,226 --> 00:04:52,461 - Like an episode of Dateline? - Right. 100 00:04:52,463 --> 00:04:55,665 Word on the street is, though, you're looking for funds to expand. 101 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:59,968 - Yes, we're looking to expand. - So am I, baby. 102 00:04:59,971 --> 00:05:02,872 - Count me in. - You sure about that? 103 00:05:02,874 --> 00:05:06,341 Come on, man, hell, yeah. And they got another five comin' after that. 104 00:05:06,343 --> 00:05:07,742 I'm feelin' the pressure. Come on. 105 00:05:07,745 --> 00:05:10,143 And you know you want to follow us to L.A. You know you do. 106 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,946 No, me and SoCal don't mix. 107 00:05:11,947 --> 00:05:14,314 Why, what's the problem? 108 00:05:14,317 --> 00:05:17,218 It's a long story for another time. 109 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,319 Go on, get home. 110 00:05:18,321 --> 00:05:19,987 - You know I love you. - Love you too. 111 00:05:27,963 --> 00:05:30,064 (PHONE CHIMING) 112 00:05:34,204 --> 00:05:35,769 It's a little fuckin' early. 113 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:38,673 And a happy good morning to you too, Spencer. 114 00:05:38,675 --> 00:05:40,774 - Who is this? - It's Candace Brewer. 115 00:05:40,776 --> 00:05:44,711 Candy. What do I owe the honor of hearing your voice? 116 00:05:44,713 --> 00:05:47,108 I would have assumed you were a morning guy, Spencer. 117 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,683 Picture you at the gym at 4 a.m. doin' curls. 118 00:05:49,685 --> 00:05:50,850 I am a morning guy, 119 00:05:50,853 --> 00:05:52,420 but today's my cheat day. 120 00:05:52,422 --> 00:05:53,853 Mm. 121 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:55,956 Plus, I'm feeling a little under the weather. 122 00:05:55,957 --> 00:05:58,024 Well, I have some info 123 00:05:58,026 --> 00:05:59,927 that should boost your immune system. 124 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:01,394 I'm always open to good news. 125 00:06:01,396 --> 00:06:02,562 You're on the ballot. 126 00:06:02,564 --> 00:06:04,098 Contrary to public opinion, 127 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:06,017 I'm not ready to throw my hat in the ring yet. 128 00:06:06,028 --> 00:06:07,701 I'm not talking about public service. 129 00:06:07,704 --> 00:06:11,238 Although, with the new brand of politics taking hold, 130 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,072 - you'll fit right in. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 131 00:06:13,074 --> 00:06:15,343 I don't quite know if that's a compliment or not. 132 00:06:15,345 --> 00:06:17,711 I'm talking about the Hall of Fame, Spencer. 133 00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:19,177 And I wouldn't tease you 134 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:21,047 about something this momentous. 135 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:26,286 Wow. Well, I'm... I'm actually speechless. 136 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:27,553 Well, I'm not. 137 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,855 Congratulations. It's well earned. 138 00:06:29,858 --> 00:06:31,358 Candy, thank you so much. 139 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,393 Really appreciate the call. 140 00:06:37,632 --> 00:06:40,066 You're ten hours early. Calais meeting isn't till 6:00 141 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,600 Come on, get ready. 142 00:06:41,603 --> 00:06:43,603 Got things to do, other people to see. 143 00:06:43,605 --> 00:06:45,305 Like what? Calais is the only reason 144 00:06:45,307 --> 00:06:46,973 I agreed to come out here. 145 00:06:46,975 --> 00:06:48,608 - What are you doing? - I don't know, 146 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:50,413 I heard you talkin' to somebody. Thought maybe 147 00:06:50,425 --> 00:06:52,444 you pulled something out of the hotel bar last night. 148 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,146 I was talkin' to Candace Brewer. 149 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:57,215 The days of me pulling anything out of hotel bars are long gone. 150 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,117 Yeah, me too. Gross. 151 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,985 Candy Brewer, huh? 152 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:03,088 Shit. We're in trouble again, right? 153 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,555 I don't care. She can't hurt me. 154 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,790 Old trouble? New trouble? 155 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,091 No, no, no, we're fine, 156 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,194 I'm just on the ballot for the Hall of Fame. 157 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,233 You motherfucker. 158 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,134 - Congrats, man. - Yeah. 159 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:20,271 God, I just got chills. It's like I'm on the ballot too. 160 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,740 Holy shit. You deserve it. 161 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,009 Now, come on, shower it up. Let's go. 162 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:28,045 All right, let's do it. Do we have to sit in bullshit traffic? 163 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,648 - What are we doing? - We're going shopping. 164 00:07:30,649 --> 00:07:32,750 Where we goin', Rodeo? 165 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,584 No, Lance Klians. 166 00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:37,387 He's an old Burn buddy of mine. Ran into him last night. 167 00:07:37,389 --> 00:07:39,389 He needs to sell his company. 168 00:07:39,391 --> 00:07:41,959 So you're taking advantage of somebody else's misery. 169 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,028 Come on, man, I'm feeling good today. 170 00:07:44,029 --> 00:07:45,963 Don't start the day with a lecture on karma. 171 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,731 What does Lance do? 172 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,466 He's the king of action sports, my friend. 173 00:07:55,677 --> 00:07:56,721 Hi. 174 00:07:56,731 --> 00:07:59,442 Hi, sir. I'm Andrew, your executive assistant. 175 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:02,012 - You got something stuck in your eye? - No, sir. It's a twitch. 176 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:05,781 It goes away after I get to know my boss for a few months. 177 00:08:05,783 --> 00:08:08,185 - I've had a couple. - OK, cool. 178 00:08:08,187 --> 00:08:11,088 - Well, you just call me Charles. - Thanks, Charles. 179 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:14,490 First order of business, where do you want your desk and sofa? 180 00:08:14,492 --> 00:08:16,759 Ah! OK, so I'm thinking 181 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:19,096 we push the desk up against the window, 182 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,064 we move the couch over against the wall, 183 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,733 with the coffee table and armchairs facing in. 184 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:25,968 Oo-wee. You're goin' good now. Something wrong? 185 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:28,437 It's just not very feng shui your way. 186 00:08:28,439 --> 00:08:31,439 Besides, I thought you'd want it a little bit different than Les. 187 00:08:31,442 --> 00:08:33,375 He had it arranged that way? 188 00:08:33,378 --> 00:08:36,044 - Why didn't you speak up and say so? - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 189 00:08:36,047 --> 00:08:37,645 Sorry to interrupt. 190 00:08:37,648 --> 00:08:39,749 - Mr. Thompson. How ya doin'? - I'm good. 191 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:42,485 So, what are you planning with the 300 or so people 192 00:08:42,486 --> 00:08:44,687 - who work for you now? - 300. Wow. 193 00:08:44,688 --> 00:08:46,588 I didn't realize there were so many people. 194 00:08:46,591 --> 00:08:49,392 Oh, yeah. You have everyone from administration, communications, 195 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:51,059 community affairs and engagement, 196 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:52,595 consumer sales and marketing, 197 00:08:52,596 --> 00:08:53,796 data analytics... 198 00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:55,498 Andrew. I got it. Everyone. 199 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,131 Is this overwhelming for you? 200 00:08:57,134 --> 00:08:59,501 'Cause you seem like you're a little overwhelmed. 201 00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:02,037 - No. No, sir. - Good. Because basically, 202 00:09:02,038 --> 00:09:03,938 everyone that works in this building 203 00:09:03,941 --> 00:09:05,408 and in this organization in general, 204 00:09:05,409 --> 00:09:07,109 they work for you now, Charles. 205 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,144 - Except you, sir. - Yeah. 206 00:09:09,145 --> 00:09:10,479 In my experience, 207 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,480 it's best not to keep people in limbo. 208 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:15,082 You know, just cut the dead weight fast. 209 00:09:15,085 --> 00:09:17,052 Maybe they'll find another job. 210 00:09:17,053 --> 00:09:18,486 Yeah? 211 00:09:18,489 --> 00:09:19,889 Call me if you need me. 212 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:24,726 JOE: Whoever says they miss sleeping in their own beds when they're away, 213 00:09:24,729 --> 00:09:27,596 never slept in a fuckin' five-star hotel. 214 00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:30,231 Don't you love being on the road together? 215 00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:32,834 Huh? Me and you? Where we goin' next? 216 00:09:32,836 --> 00:09:35,503 Someplace romantic like the Maldives? 217 00:09:35,504 --> 00:09:37,139 Take that if the answer's yes! 218 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:38,907 - Yes! - Hey, buddy. 219 00:09:38,908 --> 00:09:42,009 Brother. How's the Left Coast? It's pissin' rain out here. 220 00:09:42,011 --> 00:09:45,613 The last time I was in L.A., someone slipped me a Mickey at the ESPYs. 221 00:09:45,615 --> 00:09:47,349 I'm not even gonna tell you whose bed I woke up in, 222 00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:49,716 but they looked a helluva lot like Bill Cosby. 223 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,787 Sure as hell ain't nothing like good ol' Miami, where people tell you 224 00:09:52,788 --> 00:09:55,389 they're gonna take advantage of you before they even do it. 225 00:09:55,392 --> 00:09:59,025 While you're out there suffering, I need you to do something for me. 226 00:09:59,028 --> 00:10:01,696 - What do you got? - There's this kid I need you to check out. 227 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,498 He's the top quarterback in the country. 228 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,899 The kid out of Stanford, right? Arm like a cannon? 229 00:10:05,902 --> 00:10:08,570 No, no, no. Not college. High school. 230 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:09,583 Shit. 231 00:10:09,595 --> 00:10:11,395 His mom's an old friend of the family. 232 00:10:11,407 --> 00:10:13,975 They just need some guidance, that's all. Nothing shady. 233 00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:15,743 I don't like the optics of this one bit. 234 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:17,345 When has that ever stopped you before? 235 00:10:17,346 --> 00:10:18,846 It's not about you. 236 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:20,995 Everybody with a bag of cash is talking to this kid. 237 00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:23,451 Just do it for me and give them a call while you're out there. 238 00:10:23,452 --> 00:10:25,219 - Can you? - Only for you. 239 00:10:25,221 --> 00:10:27,053 You're the best. Thank you, brother. 240 00:10:27,056 --> 00:10:28,355 I miss you. 241 00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:30,456 - What's this? - Got us something special 242 00:10:30,458 --> 00:10:32,759 so we could roll in style while we were here. 243 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,894 - Wow. - Hey, am I crazy, 244 00:10:34,897 --> 00:10:37,965 or are their palm trees greener than ours? 245 00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:40,165 Nah, they're just thirstier. 246 00:10:40,168 --> 00:10:42,067 ♪ Just let go of sorrow ♪ 247 00:10:42,070 --> 00:10:44,638 ♪ Like there's no tomorrow ♪ 248 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:48,908 ♪ 'Cause tonight might be your last ♪ 249 00:10:48,911 --> 00:10:50,442 ♪ So stay up till sunrise ♪ 250 00:10:50,445 --> 00:10:51,812 ♪ Sunrise ♪ 251 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,209 ♪ Wipe the tears from your eyes ♪ 252 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,581 ♪ Your eyes ♪ 253 00:10:54,582 --> 00:10:56,849 ♪ Leave it in the past ♪ 254 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,683 God damn! 255 00:10:58,686 --> 00:11:01,553 This is a Real Housewives of Orange County crib! 256 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,154 (LAUGHS) Hell, yeah. 257 00:11:03,157 --> 00:11:06,625 Hi! Nice to see you both again. 258 00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:09,227 I think that I am starting to get a feel 259 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,629 for what you guys like. 260 00:11:10,631 --> 00:11:12,197 I like her! 261 00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:15,234 Oh, baby, so sweet. Isn't he? 262 00:11:15,235 --> 00:11:18,370 He sure is. Maybe one day soon I'll find a man just like him. 263 00:11:18,371 --> 00:11:19,838 Bitch, just open the door already. 264 00:11:19,841 --> 00:11:21,974 - (CLEARS THROAT) - RICKY: Ooh. 265 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:24,009 You know I'm just fuckin' with you, Nancy. 266 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:26,511 - (WHISPERS) Is she? - Don't get me involved. 267 00:11:26,514 --> 00:11:28,379 NANCY: So, is it really true 268 00:11:28,381 --> 00:11:29,682 that you're retired? 269 00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:31,716 TTD: We haven't decided that yet. 270 00:11:31,717 --> 00:11:33,751 But like I said before, and I'll say it again, 271 00:11:33,754 --> 00:11:36,515 I am retired, officially, but the real blessing is, 272 00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:39,057 I get to spend time with my daughter and her beautiful mother. 273 00:11:39,059 --> 00:11:40,591 We might go meet with the Chargers. 274 00:11:40,594 --> 00:11:42,360 No, we ain't meetin' with the Chargers. 275 00:11:42,363 --> 00:11:43,695 Shut the fuck up, T. 276 00:11:43,697 --> 00:11:46,097 Well, I really liked watching you play. 277 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,899 Seriously, you need to stop that before you get us all killed. 278 00:11:48,902 --> 00:11:50,235 Amber don't fuck around. 279 00:11:50,236 --> 00:11:52,104 (PHONE RINGING) 280 00:11:54,408 --> 00:11:57,908 It has his-and-her bathrooms and his-and-her closets. 281 00:11:57,911 --> 00:12:01,547 Oak and cedar. Hermes orange in the men's, Chanel pink in the women's. 282 00:12:01,548 --> 00:12:03,347 Whatever you want to do, baby. 283 00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,484 Like they say, "Happy baby mama, happy life," right? 284 00:12:06,485 --> 00:12:08,552 It's "Happy wife, happy life," baby. 285 00:12:08,554 --> 00:12:10,488 - Is it? Semantics. - Yes. 286 00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:11,719 OK, you know what? 287 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,490 Maybe you should show me where the kitchen is 288 00:12:13,493 --> 00:12:15,254 since I'm gonna be the one doing most of the cooking. 289 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:16,894 It's like a 24 hour-a-day job. 290 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,596 Baby Serene can wake up at any time, 291 00:12:18,597 --> 00:12:20,764 and I gotta fry up some shit, y'know? 292 00:12:20,765 --> 00:12:23,433 - (DOOR CLOSES) - Mm-hmm. 293 00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:25,302 Let's take it to a window. 294 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:27,404 - Oh, you're so crazy. - Yeah. Arr! 295 00:12:27,407 --> 00:12:30,240 Only way I can tell if I like the house. 296 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:32,543 Let's give it our blessing. 297 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,911 (BOTH MOAN) 298 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:36,213 TTD: On, off. 299 00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:39,048 - (FLIPPING SWITCH) - On, off. 300 00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:42,284 - On, off. - (RICKY, AMBER MOANING) 301 00:12:42,287 --> 00:12:45,623 So what'd you say this was? A Viking or a Wolf? 302 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:47,524 ♪ So, let me tell you like this ♪ 303 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,326 ♪ I'm who you're looking for, I'm the wiz ♪ 304 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,227 ♪ You ain't never seen another like this ♪ 305 00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:52,996 ♪ There ain't no one to do it like I ♪ 306 00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:55,131 ♪ I'm irreplaceable, that's no lie ♪ 307 00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:57,668 ♪ Been tokin' on the grade, I'm so high ♪ 308 00:12:57,669 --> 00:13:00,004 Fifty mil for a concrete box with an "X" on it. 309 00:13:00,005 --> 00:13:02,205 Somehow I was expecting just a little bit more. 310 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:05,274 Maybe they like to keep a lot hidden beneath the surface. 311 00:13:05,277 --> 00:13:07,711 Sort of like you, pal. 312 00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:10,014 - (TAPS ON GLASS) - (GASPS) 313 00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:12,015 - (MAN LAUGHS) - Oh, my God. 314 00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:13,951 - Whoooo! - Whoa. Wow. 315 00:13:13,952 --> 00:13:15,884 - Here you are. - Yeah, huh? 316 00:13:15,886 --> 00:13:18,187 Jaguar '67. An English classic. 317 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,624 Like riding in the Queen's vagina. 318 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:24,161 Rough ride, but worth it for the prestige. 319 00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:27,530 - I'm Lance Klians. Wow. - It's good to see you. 320 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,899 - Congratulations on the HOF. - I had to tell Lance. Sorry. 321 00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:33,769 That's OK. Just on the ballot. We'll see what happens. 322 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,239 Modesty's your superpower, not mine. 323 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,674 Joe told me a lot about you in a short time. 324 00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:42,010 Said you guys really tore up the playa at the Burn on many occasions. 325 00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:43,812 Yeah, nothing quite like Joe here 326 00:13:43,815 --> 00:13:45,748 running around in a pair of steampunk goggles 327 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,914 and a banana hammock. 328 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,283 Christ. Sorry I missed it. 329 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:49,750 And I'm sorry I saw it. 330 00:13:49,753 --> 00:13:51,519 I have no regrets. 331 00:13:51,522 --> 00:13:54,657 LANCE: Welcome to our humble abode. 332 00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:58,894 Seven years in the making, we specialize in extreme sports. 333 00:13:58,895 --> 00:14:03,365 We got 250 employees, all with impeccable taste, as you can see. 334 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:05,734 Athletes, branding, 335 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:07,635 distribution, Motocross, BMX. 336 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,437 If you can ride it, I can sell you on it. 337 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,407 You remember that Robbie Madison video "Pipedream" 338 00:14:11,408 --> 00:14:13,975 that I sent you last year? They did that. 339 00:14:13,976 --> 00:14:16,144 Yeah, I did that. With DC Shoes. 340 00:14:16,145 --> 00:14:18,813 SPENCER: Ah. I remember that one. That looked expensive. 341 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,782 D'you know, it was expensive. And it was all on DC's dime. 342 00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:23,083 No, I'm good. 343 00:14:23,086 --> 00:14:24,485 But to put it into perspective, 344 00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:26,052 I don't imagine it cost a lot more 345 00:14:26,054 --> 00:14:28,121 than that exquisite pocket square you're sporting. 346 00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:31,558 Yes, Spencer also has impeccable taste, as do I. 347 00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:33,360 How do you feel about surfing? 348 00:14:33,363 --> 00:14:35,330 Look at him... do you think he floats easily? 349 00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:37,674 My ancestors invented the sport. 350 00:14:37,686 --> 00:14:39,475 Well, Spencer, you're in luck, because the 351 00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:41,134 Huntington Surf Classic is next weekend. 352 00:14:41,136 --> 00:14:42,669 That seems like hella fun. 353 00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,438 The pussy is spectacular. 354 00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:46,374 The whole beach is strewn with pussy. 355 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,875 - That is, if you like pussy. - I do. 356 00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:50,110 This is Annie. She's the head of our branding. 357 00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:51,312 - Hi. - Hello. 358 00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,879 And this bright young thing is Jesse, 359 00:14:52,881 --> 00:14:54,548 she's one of our great up-and-coming stars 360 00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:56,316 - here at Sports X. - What up, dudes? 361 00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:58,150 - What up. - Hey. All right. 362 00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:00,687 Well, I see Lance is keeping the Human Resource department 363 00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,288 extremely busy these days. 364 00:15:02,291 --> 00:15:04,057 Spencer's very socially responsible. 365 00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:06,091 We don't mind. It's just Lance's lingo. 366 00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:07,793 That's right, just my cunnilingo. 367 00:15:07,796 --> 00:15:10,297 Do you need to know about our daycare policy, 368 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:12,231 our drug action schemes? 369 00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:15,534 I'm assuming the drugs are pretty prevalent in this culture. 370 00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,270 We're more corporate than you might think. 371 00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:20,139 I myself am five years sober. Just last week, actually. 372 00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:21,741 Congratulations. And Burning Man? 373 00:15:21,744 --> 00:15:23,543 - (LANCE STAMMERS) - Burning Man! 374 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,578 One-week hiatus, but other than that, I'm clean. 375 00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,614 - Doesn't count. - Ask anybody you want. 376 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,248 Let me introduce you to the team. 377 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,549 OK, fuck off, you lot, the grownups are here, 378 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:33,318 we've got to talk about business. 379 00:15:33,321 --> 00:15:36,159 On your way, get out there and do what you do best. 380 00:15:36,171 --> 00:15:38,860 No one likes a good-looking homeless person. Go on, fuck off. 381 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,494 Well, Lance, I gotta give it to you, man, 382 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,455 this is all very impressive, and I like the vibe that you've created here. 383 00:15:43,466 --> 00:15:44,894 That's really kind of you to say. 384 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:47,072 And also it's really beautiful that you came over here, 385 00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,866 knight in shining armor action, 386 00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,635 because this situation is properly fucked up. 387 00:15:50,638 --> 00:15:52,571 My financiers come to me and they say, "We're buying you out." 388 00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:54,440 I say, "Fuck that, I'm buying you out." 389 00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:58,009 Problem is, I don't exactly have $50 million just lyin' around. 390 00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,513 - Yeah. - $50 million is a lot of coin 391 00:16:00,514 --> 00:16:02,740 for a shop that represents pro athletes, 392 00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:04,366 regardless of how hyped they are. 393 00:16:04,378 --> 00:16:06,793 They got a surf channel too. Tell him about the surf channel. 394 00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:07,985 They're totally vertical. 395 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,888 Joe is telling you the truth. 396 00:16:09,889 --> 00:16:11,389 One-one-one-three. 397 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:12,857 SPENCER: Wow. 398 00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,658 Maybe it could be a little easier to get to. 399 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:17,428 It's no different from typing in 206 for ESPN. 400 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,331 - We're in 20 million homes. - SPENCER: How about events? 401 00:16:19,332 --> 00:16:21,566 - Do you own any of those? - No, but we would like to. 402 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,168 Listen, Sports X could be a global Goliath. 403 00:16:24,171 --> 00:16:26,519 Do you really think our corporate cultures would be a good fit? 404 00:16:26,529 --> 00:16:28,105 I can get along with anybody. 405 00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:30,908 But you're never gonna understand Sports X in the board room. 406 00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:33,912 Sports X don't happen here. Sports X happens out on the beach. 407 00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:36,614 Let's get out there, feel the sand between your toes, 408 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:39,115 the wind blowing through your... scalps, 409 00:16:39,118 --> 00:16:42,086 - see what it's really about. - All right. I like it. 410 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:45,155 AMBER: Baby, as much as I love house-hunting with you, 411 00:16:45,158 --> 00:16:46,825 I'm getting tired. 412 00:16:46,826 --> 00:16:48,525 I'll bet you are. 413 00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,260 How do you think I feel? 414 00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:52,496 I'm like a bird without a nest, baby. 415 00:16:52,499 --> 00:16:54,197 - Me too. - Shut up, TTD, 416 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,167 before we send your ass back to South Beach. 417 00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:58,750 We can't get no privacy in my mama's house when we're havin' sex. 418 00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,379 - True. - Baby... 419 00:17:00,389 --> 00:17:03,057 You don't have to talk about your sexual habits in front of your baby. 420 00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:05,410 Why not, Mama? She knows where she came from. 421 00:17:05,412 --> 00:17:07,593 - Don't you, Serene? - Let me cover Baby Serene's ears 422 00:17:07,604 --> 00:17:10,221 so she don't have to hear this shit. Ain't that right? 423 00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:13,116 - Why you keep hittin' me? - Shut the fuck up, TTD. 424 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:15,618 Baby. Your language in front of Serene? 425 00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:17,830 You can take your frustrations out on me if you want to, 426 00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:19,121 but you know what I think? 427 00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:21,819 I think you should rent, just in case you want to go back and play. 428 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,938 You don't want to be stuck with some $15 million mansion you ain't livin' in. 429 00:17:24,949 --> 00:17:27,198 He ain't goin' back, TTD. 430 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,133 I sat out all season... didn't miss it at all. 431 00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,602 - You tellin' the truth? - Yeah. 432 00:17:31,604 --> 00:17:33,871 Good. 'Cause you know the rules. 433 00:17:33,873 --> 00:17:36,673 Baby goes where Mommy goes, and Mommy goes where Daddy goes. 434 00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,776 It's what we call a family. 435 00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:42,046 I don't need to be stuck in some $15 million Newport Beach mansion 436 00:17:42,048 --> 00:17:43,780 and you gone half the year in Texas. 437 00:17:43,782 --> 00:17:46,416 'Cause that would suck for you. (CHUCKLING) 438 00:17:48,287 --> 00:17:50,420 Ain't gonna happen, baby. All right? 439 00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:51,987 (PHONE RINGING) 440 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,958 - Who's that? - Oh, it's Spencer. 441 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:59,429 Probably about some investments we're lookin' into. 442 00:17:59,431 --> 00:18:00,896 You know. 443 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,733 ♪ ...feel it too ♪ 444 00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:07,368 So this surf thing is a pretty big deal, huh, Lance? 445 00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:10,204 WSL don't fuck about. The Offspring are performing, 446 00:18:10,207 --> 00:18:12,040 last year it was Social Distortion. 447 00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:14,309 - Those are recording artists. - Yes, I know that, Joe. 448 00:18:14,311 --> 00:18:15,845 I caught 'em on Warped tour. 449 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:18,681 You don't strike me as a Warped tour type of guy. 450 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,615 (LAUGHS) Trust me, I'm not. 451 00:18:20,617 --> 00:18:22,217 Well, we can work around that. 452 00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:23,818 The important thing to understand is, 453 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,921 this is not finance, this ain't football, 454 00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:27,355 this is more than that. 455 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,958 This is lifestyle. 456 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,426 You know, I like our lifestyle in Miami 457 00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:33,295 where we have 200 people counting on us. 458 00:18:33,297 --> 00:18:36,198 What's a couple hundred more, really, for limitless opportunity? 459 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,099 All right, tell me about your current roster. 460 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:40,102 Pure fire. Tell 'em, Freelance. 461 00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:44,673 Kelly Slater, Laird Hamilton, Tony Hawk, Robbie Maddison, 462 00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:48,009 Nyjah Huston, Zion Wright, Travis Pastrana. 463 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:49,743 But best of all, 464 00:18:49,746 --> 00:18:51,846 the jewel in the Sports X crown... 465 00:18:51,848 --> 00:18:54,182 behold... Parker Jones. 466 00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,883 Boom. 467 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,585 That's him right there, rippin'. 468 00:18:57,586 --> 00:18:59,153 He's favored to win the Classic. 469 00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:01,654 - He's black. - No, he's not black; 470 00:19:01,656 --> 00:19:02,890 he's green. 471 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,460 This boy is money wrapped in skin. 472 00:19:05,461 --> 00:19:07,968 So you think he's gonna be the Jackie Robinson of surfing? 473 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,113 That he's gonna be the one to break the color barrier? 474 00:19:10,124 --> 00:19:12,599 More than that. This kid could be like a black Michael Jackson 475 00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:14,368 with an uncomplicated erotic life. 476 00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:17,637 (LAUGHS) I don't even know what the fuck that means. 477 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,008 But I like your forward thinking. 478 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:22,410 But this is not our business. 479 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,244 OK, listen, I'm gonna leave you guys 480 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,047 to your couples counseling session. 481 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:28,682 I'm gonna consult with the Great Consigliere in the sky. Mwah. 482 00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,884 All right. We'll be here. 483 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:33,318 - Gotta love that guy, right? - This is not us. 484 00:19:33,329 --> 00:19:35,188 It's not what we do. This isn't who we are. 485 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,223 Come on, Joe, I got fuckin' sand in my shoes. 486 00:19:37,226 --> 00:19:38,893 We're anybody we want to be. 487 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:41,127 That's what you always say to me, right? 488 00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:45,132 Were we financial managers? Were we real estate developers? 489 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:50,237 Were we shoulders for 6'5", 300-pound Super Bowl losers to cry on? 490 00:19:50,239 --> 00:19:54,040 No, we were none of those things, but we did it all, right? 491 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:57,944 You're ready to bet $50 million on your boy Lance? 492 00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,279 JOE: Yeah. Yeah. 493 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:02,249 I think so. I mean, you know, with our help... 494 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:05,518 You think so, or you know? You don't even sound sure, Joe. 495 00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:07,185 Hey, hey, hey. 496 00:20:07,188 --> 00:20:09,188 I'm ready. 497 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:11,057 How long would I have to be out here? 498 00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:14,259 Jesus Christ, man, what is your negative vibe with this place? 499 00:20:14,261 --> 00:20:15,994 Are you delinquent on child support? 500 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,364 Are you ducking a paternity suit with a Laker Girl? 501 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:19,826 It's complicated, Joe. 502 00:20:19,837 --> 00:20:22,233 I didn't ask for your fuckin' Facebook status. 503 00:20:22,236 --> 00:20:25,738 I'm just asking for you to get with me on this opportunity. 504 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,507 Text your boy, tell him we'll be back. I want to show you something. 505 00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,241 OK. 506 00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:33,144 JOE: I don't know if he's got his phone on him, but... 507 00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:35,815 you know, he'll get it. 508 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:39,351 What's up, y'all? Charles. How ya doin'? 509 00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:42,954 - Little chilly in here. - I could have them turn off the A.C. 510 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:45,891 I'm talking about the reception, Andrew. 511 00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:49,595 - I do feel the ice grill. - Yeah. 512 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:52,564 I guess everyone's pretty upset that Les is gone, huh? 513 00:20:52,566 --> 00:20:54,932 No, they've just gotten attached to their jobs, 514 00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:58,604 and they know with you here, those days might be numbered. 515 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,538 - Ahem! - (GLASS CLINKING) 516 00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:02,740 CHARLES: Excuse me, everybody! 517 00:21:02,742 --> 00:21:04,476 How y'all doin'? 518 00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:08,012 My name is Charles Greane, the new GM of the Rams, 519 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:11,115 as I'm sure most of you already know. 520 00:21:11,117 --> 00:21:14,486 Now, I don't want to be called "sir," or "Mr. Greane," 521 00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:16,421 or "Mr. General Manager." 522 00:21:16,423 --> 00:21:19,457 "Charles" is fine. 523 00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:22,160 All right, well, I just want to let you all know that I respect you all, 524 00:21:22,162 --> 00:21:25,863 and I'm here for you during this difficult period of transition. 525 00:21:25,865 --> 00:21:27,332 So if have any questions... 526 00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,567 MAN: Why'd they cancel the chocolate chip cookies? 527 00:21:29,568 --> 00:21:31,603 WOMAN: We don't blitz enough! 528 00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,703 That is a statement, not a question, ma'am. 529 00:21:33,705 --> 00:21:36,039 They call the chocolate chip cookie cancelation Cookiegate. 530 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,108 I did not know that. Thank you. 531 00:21:38,111 --> 00:21:40,478 - What is it that you do here, sir? - Merchandising. 532 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,614 Licensing and Merchandising. 533 00:21:42,615 --> 00:21:45,150 (CHARLES CLAPPING ALONE) 534 00:21:45,152 --> 00:21:47,285 One of my favorite, uh, departments. 535 00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:49,119 I sell T-shirts at a concession stand. 536 00:21:49,122 --> 00:21:52,155 Still a big contribution. Your job is safe! 537 00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:54,625 Just make sure you stay stocked up 538 00:21:54,626 --> 00:21:57,461 with triple-XL for all the big, cuddly guys, all right? 539 00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:59,962 - What about my job? - Our jobs? 540 00:21:59,964 --> 00:22:03,232 - That's a little bit more complicated. - Oh, bullshit. 541 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:06,202 Look, we're all here for one another, OK? 542 00:22:06,204 --> 00:22:08,538 We can set the tone. 543 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:11,508 You guys are the backbone of this great organization. 544 00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:12,608 You are the Rams! 545 00:22:12,611 --> 00:22:15,612 Are our jobs safe? Yes or no? 546 00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:18,214 ALL: Yeah! 547 00:22:18,217 --> 00:22:19,282 CHARLES: Uh... 548 00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:24,921 Yeah! Hell, yeah, everybody's job is safe! 549 00:22:24,923 --> 00:22:26,588 - How 'bout that? - (ALL CHEER) 550 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:28,957 All right? And I'm bringing back 551 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:31,294 the damn chocolate chip cookies! 552 00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:33,095 Huh?! 553 00:22:33,096 --> 00:22:36,298 Go Rams! Yeah! 554 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,268 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 555 00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:41,369 (MOUTHS WORD) 556 00:22:54,184 --> 00:22:57,819 JOE: So, what is this? You take me out here to whack me? 557 00:22:57,822 --> 00:23:00,321 No, relax, I'm not gonna kill you, buddy. 558 00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:02,990 Even though I thought about it a ton of times. 559 00:23:02,992 --> 00:23:05,193 Yeah, well, join the club. 560 00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:07,762 I thought about killing myself a bunch of times, 561 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:10,132 but too much of a pussy. 562 00:23:10,134 --> 00:23:12,366 Well, I'm glad you didn't do that. 563 00:23:12,368 --> 00:23:15,037 I wouldn't want to lose you, too. 564 00:23:15,038 --> 00:23:16,872 My brother jumped off this bridge. 565 00:23:18,642 --> 00:23:20,375 Are you fuckin' with me? 566 00:23:20,376 --> 00:23:23,244 No, do I look like I'm fuckin' with you? 567 00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:25,146 William Strasmore. 568 00:23:25,148 --> 00:23:27,382 Took a clean fuckin' jump and killed himself. 569 00:23:27,384 --> 00:23:29,384 - Jesus! - Yeah, 570 00:23:29,385 --> 00:23:32,487 I was in my junior year at the U. 571 00:23:32,489 --> 00:23:35,123 He was a star QB here for the Trojans. 572 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:37,657 Oh, yeah, that rings a bell. 573 00:23:37,660 --> 00:23:38,960 Strasmore. 574 00:23:38,961 --> 00:23:42,596 Shit. Well, what went wrong? 575 00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:44,397 Just nothin' went right. 576 00:23:45,601 --> 00:23:47,969 Didn't start out like that, though. 577 00:23:47,971 --> 00:23:49,136 I'm sorry, man. 578 00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:50,872 - I had no idea. - Nah, it's OK. 579 00:23:50,874 --> 00:23:52,306 Not many people do. 580 00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,910 He was my big brother. The original. 581 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,913 He did everything I did, only much better. 582 00:23:58,914 --> 00:24:02,548 Fuck, I haven't been out here since I buried him. 583 00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:04,451 That's pretty heavy shit, man. 584 00:24:04,452 --> 00:24:06,653 Even for me, and I learned how to cremate my wife 585 00:24:06,655 --> 00:24:08,088 on a do-it-yourself website. 586 00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:14,161 Yeah, L.A. can be a dark place, brother, 587 00:24:14,163 --> 00:24:17,163 but for me it's something much worse. 588 00:24:23,405 --> 00:24:26,138 It has an indoor grill, and an outdoor grill. 589 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,342 Why you say that like it's some sort of necessity? 590 00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:31,944 You think because we black, we gonna die if we don't have multiple barbecues? 591 00:24:31,946 --> 00:24:34,847 Don't listen to him. He's just fuckin' with you. 592 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:37,550 - AMBER: Shut the fuck up, TTD. - It's Spence again. 593 00:24:37,552 --> 00:24:39,185 Well, maybe you should pick it up. 594 00:24:39,188 --> 00:24:41,086 (SIGHS) Yeah, you're right. 595 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,957 It's probably about that money. Excuse me. 596 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:47,093 - (SOFTLY) What up, J? - How's my long-lost client? 597 00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:49,863 Shit, you got that "lost" part right. Tell me something good, dawg. 598 00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:51,865 I did what you asked, I made some calls. 599 00:24:51,866 --> 00:24:53,967 Good news. We may have a team. 600 00:24:53,969 --> 00:24:55,434 OK, who? 601 00:24:55,436 --> 00:24:57,136 Cleveland. 602 00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:59,005 Are you fuckin' serious? 603 00:24:59,007 --> 00:25:01,374 That's worse than being here, stuck at home with Amber. 604 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,541 Yeah, I thought that 605 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,845 you might say that. But, listen, 606 00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:06,946 now that people know that we're open for business 607 00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:08,480 and that you are ready to play, 608 00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,115 more offers are gonna come. 609 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,551 J, I ain't built for this, man. You gotta save me. 610 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:15,721 You're the one. Well, you and Jesus. 611 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,589 Listen, Ricky, try putting out 612 00:25:17,592 --> 00:25:19,692 some good, positive energy into the universe, 613 00:25:19,693 --> 00:25:21,493 and you will get good shit back... trust me. 614 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,598 (BLOWS AIR) 615 00:25:31,896 --> 00:25:34,108 Shit, I love this place. What they askin'? 616 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,233 - 15 mil. - Fuck it! 617 00:25:36,711 --> 00:25:39,010 (LAUGHS) Let's put down some roots. 618 00:25:39,012 --> 00:25:40,747 Not to sound arrogant, 619 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:42,981 but I like a lot of different guys. 620 00:25:42,983 --> 00:25:45,116 I take a little bit from a lot of different players, 621 00:25:45,118 --> 00:25:47,952 but at the end of the day, I just feel like I'm different. 622 00:25:47,954 --> 00:25:49,989 I have my own game, my own style... 623 00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:51,722 Is that the kid Jason was calling you about? 624 00:25:51,724 --> 00:25:53,692 - Yeah, yeah. - He's impressive. 625 00:25:53,693 --> 00:25:56,394 Camera-ready, too. 626 00:25:56,396 --> 00:25:59,830 I'm not really lookin' at the kid, I'm lookin' at his mom. 627 00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:02,768 - That's his fuckin' mom? - Yeah. 628 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:06,372 Wow. I stand corrected. You should take that meeting. 629 00:26:06,374 --> 00:26:09,208 - Hey, we didn't see you there. - No worries, 630 00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:10,575 I know I'm easy to miss. 631 00:26:10,576 --> 00:26:12,644 Yes, you are. Let's have a seat. 632 00:26:12,645 --> 00:26:14,679 You follow high school football? 633 00:26:14,681 --> 00:26:16,382 I watch everything and everybody. 634 00:26:16,384 --> 00:26:18,412 Figure I'll be seeing the kid in about three years. 635 00:26:18,423 --> 00:26:20,618 That's how you become Defensive Player of the Year. 636 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,055 Exactly. It's all in the prep. 637 00:26:23,057 --> 00:26:24,722 Sort of like life, right? 638 00:26:24,724 --> 00:26:27,825 Yeah, but investing? That scares the shit out of me. 639 00:26:27,826 --> 00:26:30,493 It's all right. That's why we're here, and we're gonna help you. 640 00:26:30,496 --> 00:26:33,596 Yeah. We pride ourselves on making the right choices. 641 00:26:33,598 --> 00:26:36,599 We're gonna create an investment strategy designed just for you. 642 00:26:36,602 --> 00:26:38,536 JOE: Do you have any questions for us? 643 00:26:38,538 --> 00:26:40,703 Jason told me y'all were the best in the business. 644 00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:42,807 So if he trusts you, I trust you. 645 00:26:42,808 --> 00:26:46,009 Plus, you guys flew here to see me, so... I'm in. 646 00:26:46,011 --> 00:26:47,945 - All right. - Let's do it. 647 00:26:47,948 --> 00:26:50,315 - What do I owe? - For the water? 648 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:52,215 We gotcha. 649 00:26:52,218 --> 00:26:54,285 - How about that? - Appreciate it. 650 00:26:54,287 --> 00:26:57,520 - Now make me some money. - We'll make that money for you. 651 00:26:59,092 --> 00:27:00,857 Well, shit, man. 652 00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:03,026 That was easier than I thought it would be. 653 00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:04,714 Because our reputation precedes us, 654 00:27:04,726 --> 00:27:07,086 and deals like this are just gonna get easier and easier. 655 00:27:07,097 --> 00:27:08,832 While others get harder and harder. 656 00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:11,300 You lickin' your wounds already? Is that what I'm...? 657 00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:13,869 I'm not, honestly. I wasn't even thinking about my wounds. 658 00:27:13,872 --> 00:27:15,442 I was thinking about yours. 659 00:27:15,452 --> 00:27:17,767 Don't think about my wounds. They're way too deep. 660 00:27:17,778 --> 00:27:19,931 Right. That's why the only thing I want to do right now 661 00:27:19,942 --> 00:27:21,877 is get you back to Miami in one piece. 662 00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,181 We're not going back to Miami. 663 00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:31,121 Oh, wow. 664 00:27:32,523 --> 00:27:34,557 Spence... 665 00:27:37,695 --> 00:27:40,864 I so appreciate you indulging me, I really do. 666 00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:42,932 But it's not necessary. 667 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:46,502 I don't need to put my pursuit of success over your mental well-being. 668 00:27:46,505 --> 00:27:49,372 This is not a healthy place for you. 669 00:27:49,374 --> 00:27:51,240 (SIGHS) No, it's not. 670 00:27:51,241 --> 00:27:52,840 No, it's not. Understood. 671 00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:55,510 So I'll call Lance and tell him we're out. 672 00:27:55,512 --> 00:27:57,913 (EXHALES) 673 00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,348 Joe, this place may be a bad idea for me, 674 00:28:00,351 --> 00:28:02,683 but it's a helluva good one for you. 675 00:28:02,685 --> 00:28:05,453 Plus, it'll force me to take care of my shit. 676 00:28:05,455 --> 00:28:08,757 And that's been a long time comin', my friend. 677 00:28:08,759 --> 00:28:11,593 So we're gonna stay here, we're gonna make that deal. 678 00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:14,529 You'd do that for me? 679 00:28:14,531 --> 00:28:17,266 I would only do that for you. 680 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:20,403 I have to do this. 681 00:28:20,404 --> 00:28:24,272 I... I want to do this. I need to do this. 682 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:25,907 Thank you so much! 683 00:28:25,910 --> 00:28:28,044 - Whoa! Easy, big guy. - You understand! 684 00:28:28,046 --> 00:28:30,244 You understand. Thank you. 685 00:28:30,247 --> 00:28:34,281 Thank you for suffering for me. 686 00:28:34,284 --> 00:28:36,750 This is gonna be great. 687 00:28:36,752 --> 00:28:40,020 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - > www.addic7ed.com < 688 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,622 ♪ Get out the way, get out the way ♪ 689 00:28:41,624 --> 00:28:43,391 ♪ Get out the way, yo ♪ 690 00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:44,858 ♪ Get out the way ♪ 691 00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:46,361 ♪ Get the fuck up out my way, yo ♪ 692 00:28:46,363 --> 00:28:48,262 ♪ Yeah ♪ 693 00:28:48,265 --> 00:28:50,464 ♪ You're either with me or against me, ho ♪ 694 00:28:50,467 --> 00:28:52,099 ♪ Ho ♪ 695 00:28:52,102 --> 00:28:55,302 - ♪ You're either with me or ♪ - ♪ Way ♪ 696 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:57,505 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 697 00:28:57,507 --> 00:28:59,574 ♪ Fuck everything else ♪ 698 00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:01,509 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Win ♪ 699 00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:02,910 - ♪ These niggas ain't shit ♪ - ♪ Mommy ♪ 700 00:29:02,912 --> 00:29:04,744 ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ 701 00:29:04,747 --> 00:29:06,614 - ♪ Stop chasin' that bitch ♪ - ♪ Stop ♪ 702 00:29:06,615 --> 00:29:08,248 - ♪ Win, win, win, win ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 703 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,284 - ♪ Big Jay Rock go ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ 704 00:29:10,286 --> 00:29:12,619 - ♪ On ten, ten, ten, ten ♪ - ♪ Ten, ten, ten, ten ♪ 705 00:29:12,622 --> 00:29:14,253 - ♪ Exit at four ♪ - ♪ Four ♪ 706 00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:16,390 ♪ Bring friend, friend, friend, friends ♪ 707 00:29:16,392 --> 00:29:18,157 ♪ Matte-black two-door ♪ 708 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,461 ♪ Jump in, in, in, in ♪ 709 00:29:20,462 --> 00:29:21,761 ♪ You might wanna keep score ♪ 710 00:29:21,763 --> 00:29:24,330 ♪ I win, win, win, win ♪ 711 00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:25,865 ♪ Forearm tattoos ♪ 712 00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:27,969 ♪ That's squad, squad, squad, squad ♪ 713 00:29:27,971 --> 00:29:29,403 ♪ All of them gon' shoot ♪ 714 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,939 ♪ Don't try, try, try, try ♪ 715 00:29:31,941 --> 00:29:33,574 ♪ I walk in room ♪ 716 00:29:33,576 --> 00:29:35,643 ♪ They eyes wide, wide, wide, wide ♪ 717 00:29:35,644 --> 00:29:37,376 ♪ Third album comin' soon ♪ 718 00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:39,313 ♪ I'm glad y'all gon' die ♪ 719 00:29:39,315 --> 00:29:41,115 ♪ I ain't chasin' after no bitch ♪ 720 00:29:41,116 --> 00:29:42,816 ♪ I got bigger plans than stayin' rich ♪ 721 00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:44,851 ♪ I been tapped in since I was six ♪ 722 00:29:44,853 --> 00:29:46,420 ♪ I tap-dance all on a brick ♪ 723 00:29:46,422 --> 00:29:48,255 ♪ And your diamonds like tap water ♪ 724 00:29:48,257 --> 00:29:49,390 ♪ That shit... ♪ 57562

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