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[Birds chirping]
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Right now,
the height of bird-watching season,
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there's no place I'd rather be, buddy.
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Hundred percent, pal.
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Klaus invited me to his
black-belt ceremony today.
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Told him to stuff it.
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Whoa! A common brown-breasted brownbird!
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You think that's cool? Check your six!
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Two common brown-breasted brownbirds!
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And coming in slow from the east,
eight more CBBBs!
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And a crow! And a blue Jay!
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And a Russian spy satellite
falling through the atmosphere!
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It struck a blimp!
The blimp is out of control!
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The blimp is careening
towards the power plant!
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[Tapping]
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Birds, Steve.
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A pigeon!
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[Boom!]
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[Gasps] A scarlet tanager!
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The one we've been waiting for.
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Truly a precious moment.
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What the...
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Is that man stealing those bird eggs?
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Quick, we have to follow him!
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Something terrible is happening here!
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Both: ♪ Bird-watchin' buddies ♪
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♪ Take it slow 'cause they're
the bird-watchin' buddies ♪
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♪ And you know that wherever they go ♪
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♪ They gon' be watchin' dem birds! ♪
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[Dramatic music plays]
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[Whispers] There he is!
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[Dramatic music plays]
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♪
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Oh, my God. What's going on here?
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Oh, my God.
I frickin' sat on an anthill again.
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There are ants all over me.
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There are literally ants going
in and out of my dang mouth.
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Is there even one on you?
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Those weirdos inside are
really into eggs, though, huh?
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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[Sirens wail]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Armed robbery in progress
at the Bobby Freeze!
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This damn five-eight-eight bit me,
Sarge!
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You're gonna need a shot, piggy!
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[Chomping]
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[Grunts]
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Unh-unh. Unh-unh.
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He's got a gun!
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Get down!
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[Screaming]
- Run!
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I want my lawyer!
Drop the gun now!
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And I want my wife back!
I will put you down, man!
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I swear to God, I
will put you down!
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We saw a man steal a bird egg.
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[Silence]
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Get the [bleep] out of here!
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Are you [bleep] crazy?
Get the [bleep] out!
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And I think we'll need to talk to
your superior about that language.
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His language was even more
offensive than that other man's.
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Where are good citizens supposed to go
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to report egg-related crimes?
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Oh, you boys got an egg problem?
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Go to the Oology Department
at Groff College.
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Ask for Professor Elizabeth Hadley.
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She helped me identify a
strange egg I found on the bus.
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[Proudly] It was a Cadbury egg.
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Thank you.
You've been a very helpful prostitute.
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Prostitute?! How dare you!
I was doing insider trading!
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And I got that on tape.
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You no-good kids set me up!
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Wait'll I get my hands on you!
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We gotta get out of this police station!
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Ooh, two for one on Jalapeño Beefers.
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That'd be a filling snack
for Steve and his friends
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after an afternoon of roller-blading.
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[Snaps fingers] Clip it.
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$1 off Bongiovanni
brand spaghetti sauce.
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"Zesty Italian" flavor. Hmm.
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What if I bought this sauce?
It's a good deal.
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And it might taste good.
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"Zesty"? It sounds a little... wild.
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But I like your old sauce
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with the ketchup and the apple slices.
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I've made my decision.
We're trying the sauce.
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[Stan and Klaus scream]
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And then, he held up the egg
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and all the other men had eggs, too.
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Tell her about the ants, Steve.
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[Irritated] I'm not going to!
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It's good you came to me.
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The man you saw is
Commodore Francis Stoat.
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He leads a secret society of hoarders
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who illegally collect
endangered bird eggs.
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They call themselves...
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the Order of the Hand and Nest.
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People collect eggs?
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I want to show you both something.
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Boy, people collect everything
these days.
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My cousin Ira collects the panties
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of the different women he's slept with.
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Isn't that dirty? I think it's so dirty.
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Do you think that's a good
idea for a cousin, Steve?
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[Vault door clanks]
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The Groff College Egg Collection.
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We have to keep it under
such tight security
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because of the Order
of the Hand and Nest.
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They're always trying to sneak in here.
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Just ask our air-conditioning repairman.
He knows.
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[British accent] It's appalling.
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Exactly... Wait!
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You're not our
air-conditioning repairman!
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That's our air-conditioning repairman!
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Ha-ha!
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Damn it!
That's what I was talking about!
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It's why I've formed a group
of volunteer egg protectors.
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It's our goal to thwart the Order o...
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Wait a minute.
We don't even have air conditioning!
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Ha-ha!
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Why are these people so into eggs?!
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I mean, they're just eggs.
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Everyone should be into eggs.
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Nature's most elegant structure.
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In here, all life begins,
and all life ends.
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I believe we go back
into an egg when we die,
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but where I choose to protect the eggs,
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the Order desires only to collect them.
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They have... the egg madness!
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Egg madness?
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The overwhelming desire
to possess an egg.
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It's latent in all of us.
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The more we're around eggs,
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the more we're likely to snap.
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I keep it under control, though.
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I still don't get it.
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I don't get it, either. I don't get...
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how I ever lived without
these wonderful, wonderful eggs!
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Son of a bitch.
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I got the egg madness, y'all!
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[Gong sounds]
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Ah, yes, the ceremonial gong
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I got from ZGallery has been banged.
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[Polite applause]
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The Order of the Hand and Nest
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is happy to welcome a new member.
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Sinjin St. John,
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retired maritime lawyer
and avid egg collector.
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Ooh. "Avid" is a similar-sounding word
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to "ovum," which means egg.
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Yes. That was the joke.
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[Loud laughter]
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[Indistinct conversations]
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I have an egg. Would you like to see it?
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You read my mind.
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Well, would you look at that.
I'm in hog heaven over here.
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[Gong sounds]
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A second gong? Is that rare?
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- No, it happens every meeting.
- Ohh.
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Well, it still feels like
I should be right in front!
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Behold the egg of the loggerhead shrike.
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Let the de-yolking commence!
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[Clicks]
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[Light tapping]
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Careful.
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Nice and easy.
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Slowly.
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Real careful-like.
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I know!
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Eyes on the egg! Don't get distracted!
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[Squelch!]
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The egg...
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is collected.
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All: Ohh.
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I know you all probably need a second
to reload, but I can go again.
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Not a brag, just a fact.
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[Splat!]
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Zesty Italian. It's Bongiovanni brand.
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Just give it a try.
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[Knife scrapes]
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Lot of herbs in there.
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[Sighs] I'll throw it away.
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No, no, no. No, no. Be still.
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[Muffled] Mmm. Good sauce, Ma.
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Real good.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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It's got some kick to it.
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Oh! Some "cogliones"!
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- Mmm!
- Mmm!
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It's getting hot and zesty in here!
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By God, I love this woman!
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Don't you muss my hair,
you big, dumb gorilla!
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I am a man and you are a woman!
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Wow. Your parents are so in love.
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I'm hearing this from you?
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You don't know if you're coming
or going! Get a job!
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Ugh! So help me, I love this man!
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Mmm.
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Mmm!
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Great eggs, everybody!
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Did you... Did you drive here?
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Am I supposed to go?
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Or are we gonna... after party?
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So it's true. You joined the Order.
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Oh! Steve, you just missed everyone,
you goose!
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I saw them. I saw everything.
Through the window.
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You should have
tapped on the glass.
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I would have passed
you a deviled egg.
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They were so good.
Though I've never had a bad one.
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- I'm mad at you, Roger!
- What?!
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These are the bad guys.
They steal eggs from birds!
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You used to care about birds.
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And I still do. Birds are great.
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Don't forget,
birds are where the eggs come from.
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Yes, but don't also don't forget,
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eggs are where the birds come from.
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Who cares about birds?!
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We did. Come on, Roger,
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the tanagers are still in the meadow.
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Pa-yuss.
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I won't just sit back
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and let you get away with stealing eggs.
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I don't care about your threats, Steve.
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I've got egg madness. I'll
do anything for an egg.
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What do you want me to do?
Kiss a man? I'll do it!
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The madness drives
me to do it, Steve!
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Get off my property!
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Commodore!
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[Bird chirping]
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I'm thrilled you want to join
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the noble army of bird defenders, Steve.
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Without further ado, I give you...
the Egg Protectors.
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[Coughing]
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Your water heater is smoking!
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We almost died!
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Steve, I'd like to introduce you to...
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I already know these people.
Hi, Mr. Tuttle, Mr. Hooper, Buckle.
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Great. So, like I said,
we're a noble army of...
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Hello, Steve! I'm sorry, he said hello,
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- and where I come from...
- Shut up! There's no time!
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We have to stop the Order before
they snatch their next egg.
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And I have a hunch where
they might strike next.
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You guys know what rhymes with
"Thursday"?
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Nothing.
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It's Thursday Birdsday!
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Tuttle: Birdsday, of course!
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Oh, we have got a shit-ton
of birds loose in the studio,
259
00:10:57,389 --> 00:10:59,983
and our beefcake animal handler, Scott,
260
00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,352
is showing us his avian friends.
261
00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:03,720
And his chest!
262
00:11:03,762 --> 00:11:04,855
[Rip!]
263
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:08,992
[Cheers and applause]
264
00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,495
This bird is being weird.
265
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:12,596
Ahh!
266
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,399
She might be distressed.
267
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:17,467
She has a nest of eggs backstage.
268
00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:20,237
Backstage.
269
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,005
Roger!
270
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:25,142
Sir, there's a man in there
who's stealing the eggs!
271
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,844
It's only birds in this room, kid.
272
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:31,014
Okay, lovebirds, lovely.
Avocet, beautiful.
273
00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:32,416
Mourning doves, exquisite.
274
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,650
A snake, kinda fat.
275
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:34,885
Barn owl... Hold on!
276
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:36,126
Roger?!
277
00:11:37,079 --> 00:11:38,288
All right, you caught me.
278
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,858
But there's always next time, SSSSteven.
279
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:45,195
Hmm. That is one sexy snake.
280
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,763
[Animation's "Obsession" plays]
281
00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,231
♪ I will have you ♪
282
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:50,667
♪ Yes, I will have you ♪
283
00:11:50,709 --> 00:11:51,965
♪ I will find a way ♪
284
00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:53,196
[Camera shutter clicks]
285
00:11:53,239 --> 00:11:54,478
♪ And I will have you ♪
286
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,408
♪ Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly ♪
287
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:02,179
♪ I will collect you and capture you ♪
288
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,815
♪ You are an obsession ♪
289
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,183
♪ You're my obsession ♪
290
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,819
♪ Who do you want me to be ♪
291
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,954
♪ To make you sleep with me? ♪
292
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,823
♪ You are an obsession ♪
293
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,758
♪ You're my obsession ♪
294
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,860
♪ Who do you want me to be ♪
295
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:19,062
♪ To make you sleep with me? ♪
296
00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:22,232
[Chuckles] Caught Steve nappin'.
297
00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:23,366
[Splat!]
298
00:12:23,408 --> 00:12:25,502
Are the eggs okay?
299
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:26,636
Mervyn, I don't think...
300
00:12:26,678 --> 00:12:27,871
- [Splat!]
- any of these...
301
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:29,406
- [Splat! Splat!]
- are eggs.
302
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,842
Man, I'm having the worst day.
303
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,444
And here come the ants.
304
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:35,919
[Crickets chirping]
305
00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:39,049
Got a little something
on your face, buddy.
306
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,584
And I know for a fact...
307
00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,018
it's not egg.
308
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:43,520
That's real cute, pal.
309
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,022
[Italian accent] Can't ya make peace?
For mama?
310
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,959
I'm making a big Sunday gravy.
311
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,760
♪
312
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:53,462
This is how you get along.
313
00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:58,034
You sit, you eat, you're brothers.
314
00:12:58,076 --> 00:12:59,903
I'm gonna crack you.
315
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,805
You're gonna be scrambling.
316
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:02,973
You can't be everywhere.
317
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,274
The shell I can't...
318
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,176
That's too many egg things, Steve!
319
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:09,713
Your fighting,
it breaks my heart in two!
320
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,515
[Cellphone beeping]
321
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:13,189
I got to run.
322
00:13:13,438 --> 00:13:15,585
[Italian accent] The sauce is beautiful,
Mama.
323
00:13:15,627 --> 00:13:16,820
As good as Grandma's.
324
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,855
You can tell her that up in heaven
325
00:13:18,897 --> 00:13:20,423
when you get yourself killed
326
00:13:20,465 --> 00:13:23,527
doing whatever it is you're
doing out in the streets!
327
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,996
- [Thunk!]
- It's not like that, Mama!
328
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:27,097
[Slurps]
329
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,139
You're killing your mother.
330
00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,237
The Protectors have never
been such a thorn in our side,
331
00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:35,705
and their timing couldn't be worse.
332
00:13:35,747 --> 00:13:38,441
I've received the news
we were waiting for.
333
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:41,444
Haliaeetus Centurius, the Century Eagle,
334
00:13:41,486 --> 00:13:47,457
has returned to its nesting
grounds on Skoal Island.
335
00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:49,386
[Normal voice] Skull Island?!
336
00:13:49,428 --> 00:13:51,087
Like where King Kong comes from?
337
00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:53,657
No, Skoal Island.
Like the chewing tobacco.
338
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,092
Is that where the chewing
tobacco comes from?
339
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,727
No, they're unrelated.
340
00:13:57,769 --> 00:13:58,962
Oh.
341
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,194
Well, then, tell me
more about the egg.
342
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:04,534
The Century Eagle only lays
it once every hundred years.
343
00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:07,070
It's the rarest egg in the world.
344
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,072
Hmm. Rarest.
345
00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:11,708
I think we should,
and hear me out on this, fellas,
346
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,176
collect this egg.
347
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,744
But what about the Protectors?
348
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:17,280
And this terrifying boy
that's galvanized them?
349
00:14:17,322 --> 00:14:19,249
He keeps defeating us!
350
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:20,917
In the field, yes.
351
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,453
But what if we got him... in the nest?
352
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,629
Huddle up. Here's the plan...
353
00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:28,758
Why is no one huddling with me?
354
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,528
Is it because I've been chewing
on salami like it's gum?
355
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,863
All right, I'm coming over there.
356
00:14:33,905 --> 00:14:37,367
Julius La Rosa: ♪ Chi si sona?
You viulinu ♪
357
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:41,204
♪ E comu si sona, you mandolinu? ♪
358
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:43,106
♪ A pling a pling, you mandulin ♪
359
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,808
♪ Tu tu, tu tu, you saxofona ♪
360
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,242
[Whistles]
361
00:14:46,284 --> 00:14:47,978
♪ You friscalette, tipiti, tipiti, tam ♪
362
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,647
- [Tink!]
- [Laughing]
363
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:52,349
I am bushed.
364
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,685
Staking out nests for hours,
didn't see the Order once.
365
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:56,987
I'm gonna turn in.
366
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,588
[Italian accent] Who's stoppin' you?!
367
00:14:58,630 --> 00:14:59,623
Pfft!
368
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,525
Then go! Go play crazy eights all night
369
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,661
with your no-good knockaround buddies!
370
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,363
Get off my back!
371
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,331
You wonder why I don't wanna be around?!
372
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:10,834
You're on the phone with
Brenda for three hours
373
00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,603
every time I want to be
with you in the bedroom!
374
00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:16,673
You're boys, all of you! Little boys!
375
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:21,111
Klaus: Hayley, we're listenin'
to Julius La Rosa. Shut up!
376
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,513
[Snores]
377
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:24,781
Ahh!
378
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,316
What are you doing here?!
379
00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:27,884
You were getting in the way,
380
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,186
and we can't have you ruining
things on Skoal Island,
381
00:15:30,228 --> 00:15:32,122
so we're bringing you
along as a hostage.
382
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,490
Tie him up!
383
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,658
Don't do this!
384
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:38,328
Mom! Help!
I'm being taken to Skoal Island!
385
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,864
Francine:
If ya going out to that Skoal Island,
386
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,599
ya gotta eat somethin' first!
387
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:44,367
I'm being kidnapped!
388
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:48,271
If ya gettin' kidnapped,
ya gotta eat somethin' first!
389
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:50,613
I'm gonna plate up some spagoot!
390
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:54,390
[Foghorn blows]
391
00:15:54,432 --> 00:15:56,993
How beautiful is this ship, Steve?
392
00:15:57,035 --> 00:15:58,161
It's the Commodore's.
393
00:15:58,203 --> 00:15:59,662
He won it on "The Price is Right."
394
00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:01,731
You're not gonna get away with this.
395
00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:05,067
I snuck on a walkie-talkie and
alerted the other Protectors.
396
00:16:05,109 --> 00:16:07,236
How did you sneak on a walkie-talkie?
397
00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:09,412
I did repeated full-cavity searches!
398
00:16:10,156 --> 00:16:11,441
It was in my pocket.
399
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,676
[Snaps fingers] What a dirty trick.
400
00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:15,578
The Protectors are on their way.
401
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:17,914
Hadley: Hey, Steve. Professor Hadley.
402
00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:21,484
Got your SOS.
Not gonna be able to make it, though.
403
00:16:21,526 --> 00:16:24,253
Long story short, Tuttle and I...
404
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,822
are dating!
405
00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:28,791
I never in a million years
thought I'd find love again.
406
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:31,260
You know, there comes a time
in every woman's life
407
00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:33,696
when she decides she will no longer
408
00:16:33,738 --> 00:16:36,332
let herself be defined by her hepatitis.
409
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:38,067
Tuttle: Hepatitis?!
410
00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,870
Now let's see what other
contraband you've got on you.
411
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,338
- [Snap!]
- Ow!
412
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,281
Commodore? I did it again!
413
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,684
There it is.
414
00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:51,747
Oh, my God. Skoal Island!
415
00:16:51,789 --> 00:16:54,550
Commodore! It's Skoal Island, Commodore!
416
00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:56,526
- Commodore!
- I know!
417
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,026
So where's the Century Eagle's nest,
anyway?
418
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,394
Is it under this rock?
419
00:17:05,436 --> 00:17:09,839
There, atop that peak.
The only tree on the island.
420
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:17,074
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421
00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,142
Egg!
422
00:17:20,184 --> 00:17:23,279
Together: [Chanting] Egg! Egg!
423
00:17:23,321 --> 00:17:24,747
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
424
00:17:24,789 --> 00:17:25,915
Egg!
425
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,851
This is truly a momentous
occasion for the Order.
426
00:17:28,893 --> 00:17:30,152
On this remote isle,
427
00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:32,488
we procure our final egg,
428
00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:35,858
and, at last, complete our collection.
429
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,260
We have all the eggs?
430
00:17:37,302 --> 00:17:38,427
Do we have a turkey egg?
431
00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:42,865
But first... a small act of murder.
432
00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:44,033
You got it, boss!
433
00:17:44,075 --> 00:17:45,334
Yahhh!
434
00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:46,769
No! The boy!
435
00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:49,005
- Oh, my God! Me?!
- Wait, what?
436
00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:52,915
We can't risk him interfering
like he always does.
437
00:17:54,319 --> 00:17:57,613
You guys are weirdos, not murderers!
438
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:01,751
We're about to be both.
Let the de-yolking commence.
439
00:18:01,793 --> 00:18:03,019
[Razor buzzing]
440
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:06,796
Aah! Y-You need to charge the battery,
it's pulling!
441
00:18:07,966 --> 00:18:10,526
Let me talk you through the procedure.
442
00:18:10,568 --> 00:18:13,129
It'll be completely
painless until I start.
443
00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:16,832
We'll make a small hole in
the base of your skull...
444
00:18:16,874 --> 00:18:19,635
Come on! Forget Steve!
Look at that beautiful egg!
445
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:23,372
How can you wait? So rare! So precious!
446
00:18:23,414 --> 00:18:27,672
It could be ours. It could be... mine.
447
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,014
Only I would know the
secret song of its shell.
448
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:36,492
Roger, no! Save me! I'm going to die!
449
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:41,223
Oh, my life.
It's flashing before my eyes.
450
00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:45,962
♪
451
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:50,700
♪
452
00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:55,237
♪
453
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:59,976
♪
454
00:19:00,018 --> 00:19:04,714
♪
455
00:19:04,756 --> 00:19:09,251
♪
456
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:13,990
♪
457
00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:18,527
♪
458
00:19:18,569 --> 00:19:21,230
What the hell is in that sauce?
459
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,965
Roger: I got it!
460
00:19:23,007 --> 00:19:25,167
Haliaeetus Centurius.
461
00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:26,502
[All gasp]
462
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,904
Laid once every 100 years.
463
00:19:28,946 --> 00:19:30,840
I'm sorry it's come to this, Steve,
464
00:19:30,882 --> 00:19:34,016
but this egg means more to me
than anything in the world.
465
00:19:35,486 --> 00:19:37,179
[Smooches]
466
00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:39,281
Almost.
467
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,183
Commodore: No! You fool!
468
00:19:41,225 --> 00:19:44,520
All: Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg,
469
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:47,356
egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
470
00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:52,028
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
471
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:55,831
[Screaming]
472
00:19:55,873 --> 00:19:57,473
[Wind howling]
473
00:19:57,993 --> 00:19:59,898
Well, no harm, no foul, Steve.
474
00:20:00,037 --> 00:20:01,037
That egg!
475
00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:03,045
[Crack!]
476
00:20:03,527 --> 00:20:05,427
I need it!
477
00:20:06,029 --> 00:20:08,964
Oh, great.
Now Steve's got the egg madness.
478
00:20:09,748 --> 00:20:12,538
Steve, it's only an egg.
It's not worth...
479
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,263
Although, wow.
You're actually pretty close.
480
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:16,105
I'll give you some slack,
then try grabbing it.
481
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,947
Lunge if you have to!
Give it your everything!
482
00:20:17,989 --> 00:20:18,734
We need that egg!
483
00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:19,768
[Boing!]
484
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,904
Both: Nooooooooooooo!
485
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:23,612
You asshole!
486
00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:28,076
[Triumphant music plays]
487
00:20:28,118 --> 00:20:30,445
[Eagle screeches]
488
00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:33,715
♪
489
00:20:33,757 --> 00:20:37,025
♪
490
00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:41,856
Wow. The Century Eagle.
491
00:20:41,898 --> 00:20:44,562
We'll put in in the
ledger when we get home.
492
00:20:44,769 --> 00:20:46,495
♪ Bird-watchin' buddies ♪
493
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:50,165
♪ Take it slow 'cause they're
the bird-watchin' buddies ♪
494
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:53,302
♪ And you know that wherever they go ♪
495
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,244
♪ They gon' be watchin' dem birds! ♪
496
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,465
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