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XAVIER: "Mom" spelled
backwards is "wow."
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And "wow" spelled backwards is...
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woe is me, that I can't
seem to find my mom.
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But you don't see me crying
about it.
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I won't cry.
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It's mind over...
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[sobbing]
Mommy!
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I didn't just cry.
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Denial is not just an ocean
of Africanized tears.
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I swore I'd ramble and traverse
a continent
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till I found my
mother.
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But I've reached land's end.
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[Echoing] End... End... End.
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Providence, where now
is mine purple.
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Thanks for giving me my first
job, Mr. Eddie.
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I won't let you down.
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15 cents off tuna-safe
dolphin tacos!
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Ow!
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Oh, no... the wailing
of a dolphin!
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This creature's been beachered.
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I've got to free this wily Willy
and toss him off.
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Don't worry, everyone.
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I speak dying dolphin.
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Uh... chong, chong, dish no wah wah
dong dong?
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Dolphin's best be the mind stand
of the briny gulf,
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but you're not the sharpest pudding
in the fanny pack.
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I'll miss you, too.
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Be free and be me by swimming
back to your mommy.
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[Zap!]
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Something feels abnormal
with the baby inside me.
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We can't abort it this late
in the pregnancy.
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The most we could do
is torture it a bit.
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Let's try that.
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Damn it, McGultry,
you're fired.
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How am I gonna tell my mom
I got fired?
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Porpoiseoid!
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I didn't save that doll fish
just to see a murderizer
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drag its poor orca corpse
through the streets.
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If you're going to slay
an animal,
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you had better be prepared
to eat the whole thing.
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What are you?
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I'm Dr. Do-a-lot-le.
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I live my life on fly-fingers
principle.
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I wouldn't raise a finger
to hurt a fly.
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But if you don't bone appetite,
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these fly fingers will make you
go on a seafood diet.
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Okay, just don't hurt me.
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[Chomp! Chomp!]
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The crushing pain of life
will be over soon.
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I told you, if you're
going to kill something,
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you'd better eat it.
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Now chow down, or I'll break
my vow of nonviolence
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against your
face.
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Let me out!
Let me out!
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[Screaming]
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Yeah, of course, a furry creature
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back in the shimmering
object.
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You just need some rest, okay?
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You'll cure my brain?
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I never want to see those
visions again.
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We'll take you to a nice place.
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They got a man came in
believing he's a horse,
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and they've
already worked him down
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to thinking he's just a goose.
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They got a guy who thinks
he's some pepper,
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and they pay a fella to stand
next to him and sneeze.
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They even got a woman who thinks
she gave birth to an it...
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strange old slut.
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Mommy.
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They got a boy who was raised
by a cricket
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and a cricket that
was raised by a tick.
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They got a dental tranny...
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man
with the choppers of a lady...
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call him the tooth fairy.
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Boy, his mouth is so soft.
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Welcome.
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I'm not your maid,
and I'm not your mom.
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We use only positive
reinforcement here.
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If you don't like it,
we hit you with the prod.
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If you refuse to eat,
we insert a feeding tube.
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If you eat the feeding tube,
we hit you with the prod.
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If you complain about the prod,
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we hit you with the prod.
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If you refuse to take your meds
orally,
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you'll be fed your mouth
rectally.
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Here's the fun-house mirrors
for the anorexic.
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These are the patients who think
they're Mohammed.
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They're self-blurring.
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The nymph whore, cutters,
greasers, rockers,
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mods, dagos,
wops.
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This is the reverse-psychology
wing.
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Hey, get down from there!
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I think my hallucination
snuck into the hospital!
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Harry, fire up the
lobotomizer!
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Now to sneakishly search
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each nook and cranny for
my mammy.
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Yoo-hoo!
Cranny!
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This area's for patients
only.
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Can I help you?
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I'm here to, uh,
check myself in, yeah.
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I suspect I'm crazy, with a
capital and sideways "z"
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that's also flipped upside-down,
interestingly.
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That would make you... Crany?
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Damn it, he sees
right through me.
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He can tell I'm sane.
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Got to hoodwink this wink into
thinking I'm king crazythink.
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It'll take some
mental elbow grease,
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but no pain-ity,
no insanity.
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Who are you talking to?
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Frittata, I'm in.
He's buying it, Helen.
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No one!
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Why would I be talking to
someone?
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I'm too... too...
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[cuckoo!]
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[Meow!]
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[Engine sputters]
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Hang on.
Just got to pull the choke here.
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[Engine turns over]
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There we go.
Yep, convertible... jealous?
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Fascinating.
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Subject to begin the evaluation
process.
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Look at this ink blot,
and tell me what you see.
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Go with it.
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Don't hold back.
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Absorb yourself into it.
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Get away, you sickening inkling.
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I don't have to be
an evil demon.
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I am whatever you choose
to see me as.
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Oh, yeah?
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What if I want you
to be my bike?
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Oh, whee!
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What about a pony?
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Yahoo!
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A bike for the pony?
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I want some ice cream.
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Hey, pony, can I borrow
a couple of bucks?
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No?
Broke-ass pony.
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I want you should be a pony,
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only this pony has a couple of
spare bucks.
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I'll take that.
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Now, where's the ice-cream
store?
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I can just become ice cream,
if you want.
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You needn't complicate this.
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I don't need your charity.
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Here, just take
the ice cream.
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Wait, is this some
kind of a trap?
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Only one yummy way to find out.
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Yummy shrimp.
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Brain freeze!
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This notion nosh is gonna go
right to my mental hips.
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What else is happening there?
Go deeper.
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Hey, muchacho, where did you do
to my ice cream, chachi?
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I am your ice cream.
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But it's really just you.
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Make up your mind.
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First you say I'm scream,
then you'm scream.
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What, we all'm scream?
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You're not the crispiest meat
hat in chican, do you?
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If you're calling me stupid,
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you're just calling yourself
stupid.
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Well, I'm rubber and
you're rubber cement.
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Anything you say
sticks and stones, dumb bones.
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I'm just a projection of your
feelings.
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Yeah, put it all on me.
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Someone's in denial.
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Will you please just shut up?!
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I don't know what it is.
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He drives up the...
I think I'm really losing it.
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Maybe this will help.
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What do you see on this card?
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[Screaming]
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She must be around here.
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My mom-dar is
throbbing white-hot.
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Unhand that nut bag.
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Hey, this is just the fringe
beneflex of the job.
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It's no big whoop.
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I was just giving her
the big-whoop cure,
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the old
shock-and-awe therapy.
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You get it, with the...
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This is no way
to cure people.
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I've tried curing the dead
that way,
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and it only leads to
heartbreak.
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Hey, don't worry.
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You know, if I knock her up,
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i'll give her a uterus lobotomy,
the old brain 'bortion, you know?
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It's how we do around here.
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Are you okay, random lady?
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Mommy!
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[Baby giggles]
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Mother, I've found you.
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Don't you recognize me?
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Don't bother.
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She don't talk at all,
thank God.
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Won't even open her mouth.
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Believe me, I tried.
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Ain't said a word
since that lobotomy
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cut out all the thingamajigs
that was tormenting her.
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I like her jugs... dibs.
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I've got to get that
part of her brain
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back in her
head so she remembers me.
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Where do they discard
the medical waste?
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Yeah, I don't got time
to chitchat, okay?
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The boss says I got to give
the coital cure
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to this whole wing
before lunch.
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I'm coming, boss.
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I'm coming.
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XAVIER:
Oh, so many.
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Let's try... I don't know...
this one.
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Cellophane grape shields
slits throats and...
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Nope.
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[Screams]
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Nope.
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Hey, pa, I forgot
how pizza works.
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Dumb wop.
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Could have used a goombotomy.
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Goal!
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Damn it, I had money
on that game.
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[Rooster crows]
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Oh, chicken. Yum.
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I think my hallucination
snuck into the...
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That fella's nuttier
than my pants at a coffin sale.
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[As Xavier]
How'd that get in there?
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That's better.
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I've got a good feeling
about this one.
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Son, how'd you find me?
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Mom, it worked!
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I faked my death
to get away from you.
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I hate you!
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You can say that,
Mommy, but don't mean it.
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I never want to see you
again.
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Aah!
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[Gasps]
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Say, big man.
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I've had every other freak
in here.
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Let me give you the coital cure.
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Come on, you look like you need
a little...
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[boing!]
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[Honk! Honk!]
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[Whistle!]
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You should know you
were my first,
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not counting
rape.
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You were so huge.
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Congratulations.
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Mother and son in carnal
embrace...
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this will put me on
the map.
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But my mother is...
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I'm afraid you are mistaken.
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You see, Nurse Escher came here
years ago as a patient,
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escaping the turmoil
of her bestial child.
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After her lobotomy, I left the brain
remains in the bio-waste room.
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I was your patient?
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My finest,
because you're so huge.
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Look for yourself.
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I thought that was
a yogurt stain.
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I slept with my son?!
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I sexed off with my mommy?
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I'll go down in history...
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First scientist to prove that
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lobotomy removes Oedipal taboo.
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Go on, react.
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I'm no longer a mama's boy.
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She made a mama's man.
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For the first time in my life,
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I'm gonna let my fist
do the talking.
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[High-pitched voice] Oh, if
I wasn't a peaceful man, I'd...
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[growls]
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[Normal voice]
No!
268
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This is rubbing against my pole,
my principle of nonviolence.
269
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But you made me do it.
270
00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:18,198
I'm your pent-up violence
unleashed.
271
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,928
This thing is crazy.
272
00:09:20,002 --> 00:09:21,026
It's on a rampage.
273
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:22,764
No one get near it.
Fear it!
274
00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:23,827
You're in denial.
275
00:09:23,906 --> 00:09:25,965
Come on, hon,
let's blow this nut stand.
276
00:09:26,042 --> 00:09:27,031
And don't follow me.
277
00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,100
It wants me to follow it.
278
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It's using reverse psychology
on me.
279
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Well, I'll reverse retaliate
with the psychology
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of a thousand backwards minds.
281
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I'll just Oedipal these out
282
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and knit-wit a braingea
hot-thought balloon.
283
00:09:39,556 --> 00:09:42,719
I know that inky stink thinker
is out there,
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spreading amok on
his brutal havoc crackers.
285
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Rorschach attack!
Look out!
286
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It's pure violence con
carnate!
287
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I tried to tell you.
288
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I'm only violent
if you're violent.
289
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But I'm not violent at all.
290
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Look.
291
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But you killed those people.
292
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Did I?
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What he doesn't know is
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that I'm using
reverse psychology on him.
295
00:10:04,281 --> 00:10:07,148
I can tell you're trying to
use reverse psychology on me.
296
00:10:07,218 --> 00:10:08,947
That proves he doesn't know.
297
00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:09,918
Oh, yeah?
298
00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:11,751
If I was using reverse
psychology,
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00:10:11,823 --> 00:10:15,259
why, oh, why, would
I do this?
300
00:10:15,326 --> 00:10:16,816
My treatment worked.
301
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Thanks for my job back,
Mr. Eddie.
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I won't disappoint.
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Yow!
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Please, stop it.
305
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You're doing a great job.
306
00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:27,496
Why do you reverse want me to
keep killing these poor people?
307
00:10:27,572 --> 00:10:28,561
You monster!
308
00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:32,666
This is my best trick yet.
309
00:10:32,744 --> 00:10:37,374
Fine, just, uh, tell me what
you don't not want me to do.
310
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:39,383
I want not that you
should not turn into
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the opposite of a nice, non-big
ice-cream cone... big one.
312
00:10:42,488 --> 00:10:43,580
Okay, I'll do it.
313
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:45,213
I mean, no way, I won't do it.
314
00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,485
I got dibs.
315
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:52,052
Oh, did you chumps want a lick?
316
00:10:52,131 --> 00:10:53,189
Psyche.
317
00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:55,165
[Chuckles]
I feel him kicking.
318
00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:56,428
I think it's time.
319
00:10:56,502 --> 00:10:58,060
I'm having our incest baby.
320
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This is disgusting.
321
00:10:59,905 --> 00:11:01,497
How I'm blushing with pride.
322
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,040
Push, honey, push.
323
00:11:03,108 --> 00:11:06,373
This is some kind of monster.
324
00:11:06,446 --> 00:11:07,640
Interesting.
325
00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:11,912
I think you're ready to see
yourself for the first time...
326
00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:14,146
Not how you imagine yourself,
327
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,881
but how you truly are.
328
00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:17,286
Hot dang, I'm cured.
329
00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:18,346
Cured?
330
00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:21,326
Who said there was anything
wrong with you?
331
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:25,926
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