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Oh, yeah, you love eating
that ketchup.
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You just keep eating that all
day long until you gonna die.
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Oh, yeah.
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Eat that ketchup nice and good.
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Oh, yeah. Close-up.
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[Dog lapping]
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[Laughs]
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Look at that dog.
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[Grunting]
Oh, yeah! Ketchup!
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Soon.
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What is this place,
and who am I?
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I don't remember my name.
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All I remember is that I don't
know my name
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and that I can't
remember if I do know my...
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um, uh...
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I have the strange feeling
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that I've forgotten all of this
before.
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I forget if I remember that these doors
have always been here.
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I tried the blue one.
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[Knock! Knock!]
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Excuse me, miss.
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I seem to have lost my way.
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Could you point me
in the right direction?
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Well, shoot, stranger.
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My pointin' days are long gone,
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what with these prosthetic limbs
and all.
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What the hell?!
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Who transformed your form,
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messed with your temple,
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altered your altar,
modied your body?
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Why, Dr. Bruce blessed me
with my new hands.
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He does all sorts of surgeries,
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but he specializes in hand jobs.
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Prior to this, I was just
a misfit, a nobody.
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Well, being a nubby nobody
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is better than being
a stubby somebody.
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I'm very grateful for these
hands,
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but they're preventing me
from getting silly-old Whiskers
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down from that tree.
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The reason I was put
on this earth was to help freaks
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with weird hands like you.
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Now, stand back whilst I rescue
your pet.
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Hmm, there's nothing I can do
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besides let nature take its
course.
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I know... I'll use nature to
rescue your pet.
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Nothing's more natural than...
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[echoing] Fire!
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[Lighter sparks]
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Oh, no, my dog!
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[Crying]
What are you doin'?!
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Stand back, man.
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It isn't right to mess
with nature.
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Ooh, and I'm coming to, palming
some big smoking beave.
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Need to dip my meat into
something saucy.
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Dog down, catch up.
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Sausage milk.
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[Growls]
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Don't get dumped, get pumped!
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[Creak!]
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Eat sausage!
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My presentation is
about meerkats.
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Meerkats are carnivores.
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Meerkats are from France.
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[Jingling]
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Meerkats have lots of friends,
BFFs.
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Meerkats have been around
for 300 years.
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Sausage milk.
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Meerkats wet their bed,
but that's normal.
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[Meerkat chittering]
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Sausage milk.
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Eat sausage.
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And that's why the meerkat
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is the greatest cat
in the world.
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[Groans]
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Ketchup!
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I don't feel myself today.
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That means someone else is
feeling me.
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[Skipping]
Ooh! Self feel nice.
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Ooh!
Self.
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Self doesn't exist.
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With an "h," it becomes h-self.
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I'll just place that thought on
the h-shelf under ceremony.
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[Robot voice]
Frittata.
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[Dog lapping]
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Is self a delusion brought on
by the auto-erotic asphyxiations
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of the obdurate soul keeper?
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If I don't eat, I'm gonna die.
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Then I will spill out the
seeds of my bone,
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and you can
eat on those.
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Then you will be the bonee,
and I will be your bone... er!
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I am a fifth-class
self-inverter.
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Behold as the self emerges
into h-self.
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[Distorted talking]
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You can eat on those,
eat on those.
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Maybe I can give you
something in return.
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You mean like your cooties,
spaz?
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I just wanted
to share the food.
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And all you managed to share
was your 'tude.
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[Skipping] 'Tude, 'tude,
'tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude,
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'tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude,
'tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude.
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Self.
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[Electronic music plays]
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Self.
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Self.
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D When you slaughter pig,
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it dreams of you d
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d lts babies cry d
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Sooey!
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Sigh.
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This guy needs to get laid.
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[Loon crying]
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[Door creaks]
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Hi, um, can you
hear me in there?
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Can barely see you,
make you out.
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It's darker than the inside
of a cow out there.
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[Breathing heavily]
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Do you know who S...
Joe Smith is?
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He met with the dynamic duo of
angels... ln the forest.
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[Woman screams]
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[Coughs]
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Oh!
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[Howls]
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And a stone that rolls
gathers no moss
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into the buxom
bosoms...
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Oh, yeah.
Eat that ketchup nice and good.
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[Distorted talking]
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[Growling]
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You love eating that ketchup.
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From stone to rock
to mud to stone.
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[Honk!]
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XAVIER:
This is a bald-faced case
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of déja "shave my
va-jay-jay" vu, vu!
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[Distorted talking]
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[Honking]
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Keep eating.
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Keep eating, girl.
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Eat that ketchup
nice and good.
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You love eating that ketchup.
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Keep eating.
Keep eating.
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[Chomp!]
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Oh, yeah.
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Eat that ketchup nice and good.
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Well, hiss, hiss,
you in there.
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Art born from the
womb of necessity,
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or art thou the mirror held
beneath the crotch of life?
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You pervert!
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Let's see what we got.
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[Rewinding]
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Aah!
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That's pretty tight.
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[Telephone ringing]
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Hello.
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[Groans]
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Hey, Chaka.
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Long time, no blow.
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[Honks]
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Yeah, I'd love to hung out
this weekend,
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but I'm going
auntique shopping with my wife.
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[Honks]
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Maybe next time.
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Okay, I'll see you at church.
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[Dial tone]
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[Dinging]
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Oy! Oy!
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Oy! Oy! Oy!
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Life.
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XAVIER:
Why?
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[Boing!]
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Cut it out, jackass!
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[Laughter]
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[Children laughing]
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XAVIER:
Hee-haw!
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[Child laughs]
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[Distorted] I've been
running for so long.
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It's as if the background
was repeating.
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I might as well be
on a treadmill... Of life.
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[Laughter]
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I'm hungry.
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And I might have crapped
the donkey suit.
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[Laughter]
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What is this crap?
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Food.
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[Cre-e-e-e-eak!]
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[Chomp!]
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To be self-consumed,
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sometimes one must
consume one's self.
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[Slurping]
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If I could do it all over again,
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I would do exactly
the same thing.
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[Applause]
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Eat that ketchup
nice and good.
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D it's a long, hard dusty road d
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d You'll journey on through
a world you've never known d
194
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d Only time will tell you if or not if
your life has been in vain d
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d Each morning sunrise brings
question and query d
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d Each sunset brings you cattle d
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d Always you're searching for d
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d what, you're not even sure d
199
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d Melting away like an icicle on
fi-i-i-i-i-i-re d
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d Oh d
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