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XAVIER:
It is scribbled in the stars...
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my infinite oath to help...
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[echoing]
Help.
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You hear that?
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Sounds like a weak feebling's
sad yowl for help...
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[echoing]
Help.
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It's coming from over there.
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Oh, no.
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These meager victim-cicles need
the heat of my release.
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My chance to French-touch
a woman.
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[Slurps]
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[Gasps]
Don't panic!
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I'll save you!
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[Gags]
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What the hell are you doing?
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I rescued you from
icy demise!
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All your life are belong to me.
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We aren't supposed to be
thawed till science can cure us.
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We all have terminal diseases.
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Ew!
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If you can't stand the body heat,
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then stay out of the
freezer of fate.
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You can't refreeze meat.
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We've only got hours to live.
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Then I'll make ye
live a thousand lifetimes
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in your final moments.
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That's the spirit!
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You've ruined everything!
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You jive turkeys
wouldn't know gratitude
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if it broke into this room
and caused your death.
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Not saying "thank you" is
"de-frosting" on "de-cake."
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Now I'll never get to meet my
great-great-granddaughter
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and fall in love, you sicko!
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XAVIER: You know, it takes
fewer muscles
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to say "thank you"
than it does to die.
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ALL:
Freak! Freak! Freak!
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I pledge to devote my every atom
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to serving ice-cold
vengeance.
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XAVIER:
[Whimpering]
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Young one, if I told you
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it's time for you to follow your
lifequest
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away from me forever,
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would you leave for good?
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Of course!
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Congratulations.
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This will help you wipe away
all suffering.
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I pledge to devote my every atom
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to serving
ice-hot justice.
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That's it! I give up!
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I sacrificed everything,
even your lives,
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for you people,
and what do I get?
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I never wanted to be
an outsider.
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[Echoing]
I'm going normal!
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No going back now.
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I'll just fit in,
take on a normal life,
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meet a nice job,
hold down a well-paying family!
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Goodbye forever, old self.
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Okay, you look normal.
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Now just act normal.
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Clutch the dark purple hairs
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of the galloping orangutan
of normalicy
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and ride, nigga, ride!
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I'm ready. Interview away.
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Well, your résumé is pretty
persuasive.
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How do you feel about the
corporate culture in general?
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Normal... my feelings on that are
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just normal and typical,
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because I'm what you
people call a normal.
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Huh, impressive.
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You got a fresh approach
to being normal.
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You think outside the box.
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What box?!
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Man of action.
Let me guess.
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You were a linebacker in college
like me.
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I think we got
our boy to replace...
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Meet the new Ryan.
It's his first day.
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Good to know you, new Ry.
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Me and the guys were just
cracking wise about freaks.
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What's your opinion
on the subject?
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Oh, I feel exactly
how you feel about it.
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Ooh, looks like someone's
gunning for your job, Peterson.
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A new big dick just swung
into town.
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Yeah?
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Let's see how he hangs
in the big meeting.
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We're up poop creek
in a turd canoe
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with a dookie paddle
that's got feces smeared
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on the part
where you put your hand.
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[Laughter]
Shut up!
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Our main factory is spewing
illegal amounts of pollution.
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Should we pay to upgrade
or move the plant overseas?
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New Ryan, you've been
awfully quiet.
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Well, that's 'cause
I'm so normal.
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Yeah, when I see freaks,
I just want to shoot 'em
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and dump 'em
in a filthy ditch.
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I like it.
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We just hook chutes up to our
smokestacks and dump it off,
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ditch our filth in China.
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Outsource our pollution,
jobs stay here.
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I bet we can even charge
the chings for the sludge.
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They'll make something out of it.
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Good work, New Ryan,
but we've got a new problem.
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The theft of office supplies is
making us hemorrhage money.
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We lost $3.8 million in stolen
staplers this month alone!
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What do we do?
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I'm just a normal.
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No strange secrets hidden
beneath my facade, okay?
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He's right.
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We need to see beneath.
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You're saying we should replace
our florescent bulbs
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with x-ray bulbs,
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and we'll find the
sticky-fingered culprits
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in a jim-jam-jif.
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[Gunshots]
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[Clicking]
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Our home-appliance division is
on the verge of bankruptcy.
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Work your magic!
What do you got?
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I keep trying to tell you
I'm just a normal.
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Quit singling me out
like a freak.
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I think I get
what he's saying.
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He means we just got to take
wild leaps
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in interpreting his
mundane statements,
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then come up
with our own ideas.
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Like, um...
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putting pheromones on our
appliances?
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Brilliant, New Ryan.
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Yes, if we extract the same
glandular excretions
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that stimulate affection in our
designer-fragrance division
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and apply it
to our appliances,
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our products will be irresistible...
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smell-bliminal scent-vertising.
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Thanks for turning this place
around, new Ryan.
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You've thunked me!
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So, who you headed home to...
wife, kids?
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A pepperbird came
and took away all I care about.
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Single, huh?
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That's abnormal.
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Abnormal?
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No!
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Old Ryan left a wife and two
kids behind.
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She's lonely, too.
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You should meet her.
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I'll set it up.
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Hi. These are lovely.
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Listen, before we go
out to dinner,
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I think it's time
little Tara and I had the talk.
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Her body is going through some
confusing changes.
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But her name is Cindy.
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I don't think tha...
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Cindy looks up to me so much.
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Sweetie, I know
this is a scary time.
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Have you noticed blood
in your panties?
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[Crying]
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Don't worry.
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Your panties will be bloody
soon enough.
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Our little one's got the big
d-jealousy.
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This is all happening so fast
and so inaccurately.
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I don't think it's
too much to ask
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to have dinner
ready for me
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when I get home
from work.
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But I thought
we were going out.
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Well, I suppose I could make
a pot roast.
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I think you'll find that Wednesday
is meatloaf night.
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So, where should we go for
vacation this year...
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the regular thing
or something more normal?
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I don't know.
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This is all so sudden.
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I haven't even had time
to grieve for Ryan.
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Don't worry.
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You can grieve tonight...
in bed.
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Yep, had the old lady pretty wet
last night.
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Up to her cankles in tears.
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[Laughter]
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Okay, for some reason,
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we got a huge surplus of cheap
ching chong hot dogs.
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We'd make a killing if we could
sell these ching dogs.
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I know!
Let's do something normal.
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Come on, Peterson.
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That's old paradigm.
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It was new Ryan's idea.
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He said he had a solution that
would blow you away.
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Oh, yeah?
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Come on, golden boy.
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What do you know about moving
hot dogs?
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I know I was moving
my hot dog
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in and out of Peterson's wife's buns
last night.
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My wife is dead.
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I never said it was
consensual.
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Don't worry.
I used "condiments."
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She enjoyed it with "relish."
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Her mouth passed "mustard."
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I could hardly "ketchup"
to her vagina!
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I stayed up all night
doing research.
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Every year, Americans eat
enough hot dogs
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to go to the moon
and back.
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And...
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[scoffs]
Prove it.
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Wait. Peterson, shut up!
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New Ryan, say that again.
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Peterson, shut up.
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It's brilliant!
We'll prove it.
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We'll make a hot-dog chain
to the moon.
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It'll be the greatest marketing
stunt of all time.
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You did it again, new Ryan.
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Pack your bags, Peterson.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Me home!
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I brought you hot dogs
from work!
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Honey, we need to talk.
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I didn't know you had a thing
for blondes.
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What?! No!
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Peterson must be behind this.
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Those photos are doctored!
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Doctored?
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What kind of medical procedure
is this?
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Open-heart tea bag?
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Well I regret opening my heart
to your tea bag of lies.
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I want you out!
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Let me at least say
goodbye to the kids.
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You'll never talk to the kids
again!
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You should know I
faked all the impotence.
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I could've consummated
the marriage,
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and I still intend to.
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Sleep tight tonight.
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Please take me back.
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I have nowhere to go.
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Say, bub, you looking
for an apartment?
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Don't bother.
It's a women's-only building.
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Well...
[clears throat]
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[High-pitched voice] Well,
it's the only place available
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in the city,
so we'll take it.
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Welcome!
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And tonight a bunch of us girls
are getting together.
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Turns out the local Men's Only Club
Club doesn't allow women,
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so we're all gonna
infiltrate undercover...
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see what they're hiding.
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On behalf of the
Men's Only Club Club,
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I'd like
to welcome our new members.
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Hey.
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Tonight, in our commitment
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to understand and honor
all points of view,
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we're going to disguise ourselves
like overweight black women
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to expand our perspective
and give dignity to all heritages.
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Give me some lemonade.
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Give me some lemonade.
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[Indistinct talking]
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XAVIER:
Get me some toe pie!
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Excuse me, girlfriends.
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Say, sugar child, you look like
y'all had a bad day.
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I lost my job, and my wife is
dead, and I just...
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Honey, big Jawanamamafire...
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she gonna make
it all okay.
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[Slurps]
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That was amazing.
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I think we actually made cheese.
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Well, guess what.
That wasn't cheese!
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You're gay now.
258
00:08:32,839 --> 00:08:34,067
You're totally not normal.
259
00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:37,667
This never would have happened
if wasn't for New Ry-Ry.
260
00:08:37,744 --> 00:08:39,974
That reminds me,
I'm late for work.
261
00:08:40,045 --> 00:08:42,411
Good thing I have
my makeup case.
262
00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,217
XAVIER:
Sorry I'm late, everybody.
263
00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:50,584
This black lady made me eat
a bunch of cheese.
264
00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,351
New Ryan, get in my office to...
hey, you look ripped.
265
00:08:53,423 --> 00:08:57,018
No, I just lost 300 pounds...
my virginity.
266
00:08:57,093 --> 00:08:59,254
I want to talk to you about
this plan you dropped off.
267
00:08:59,329 --> 00:09:00,318
I love it!
268
00:09:00,396 --> 00:09:03,593
Devil Dogmier's the best mascot
a hot-dog company could ask for.
269
00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:05,566
It's bizarre. It's memorable.
270
00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:08,330
And I love that you volunteered
to wear the costume yourself.
271
00:09:08,403 --> 00:09:11,270
But how did you know
that... who could have...
272
00:09:11,339 --> 00:09:13,136
put on the costume and get
out there for the linking.
273
00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,301
No. It seems abnormal.
274
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,603
I might get called a freak.
275
00:09:16,677 --> 00:09:18,611
There's a whole crowd
of kids waiting.
276
00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,544
I could get Peterson to take
the glory.
277
00:09:20,614 --> 00:09:23,845
I'll do it, but only
to see my kids again.
278
00:09:23,916 --> 00:09:24,780
[Cheers and applause]
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Introducing the hottiest
doggiest mascot of all time,
280
00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:31,088
Devil Dogmier!
281
00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,351
Kids, it's new new daddy, kids!
282
00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:34,255
Remember?
283
00:09:34,326 --> 00:09:36,988
You know what to do with
Devil Dogmier, kids.
284
00:09:37,061 --> 00:09:39,154
Punch him and call him "freak"!
285
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,663
ALL:
Freak! Freak! Freak!
286
00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:41,561
Freak! Freak! Freak!
287
00:09:41,632 --> 00:09:43,930
XAVIER:
Who is this shadowy figure
288
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,662
shoving my old sad fate
into my new face?
289
00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:50,570
I told you I'd commit every
atom to my vengeance.
290
00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:53,506
Peterson, you no longer
wield power over me
291
00:09:53,575 --> 00:09:55,805
if I accept myself.
292
00:09:55,877 --> 00:09:58,243
People, I'm not really a freak!
293
00:09:58,312 --> 00:09:59,643
You see, I am...
294
00:09:59,714 --> 00:10:01,443
he's a big hot white man!
295
00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:04,416
No. He's a fat black woman!
296
00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:05,508
No, honey child!
297
00:10:05,585 --> 00:10:08,076
He's a woman
pretending to be a man!
298
00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:08,984
No.
299
00:10:09,055 --> 00:10:11,319
He's a man pretending
to be a woman!
300
00:10:11,391 --> 00:10:12,255
No.
301
00:10:12,324 --> 00:10:13,723
He's a man! He's a man!
302
00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:16,488
No. I am a woman!
303
00:10:16,562 --> 00:10:17,392
Ooh.
304
00:10:17,463 --> 00:10:18,930
He's a freak! He's a freak!
305
00:10:18,997 --> 00:10:21,488
No, I'm your freak.
306
00:10:21,566 --> 00:10:24,262
I shall never again be untrue
to myself again,
307
00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:26,132
as I've learned...
308
00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:29,502
Hey, they're linking
the hot-dog chain to the moon!
309
00:10:29,573 --> 00:10:32,599
Much like a chain of
hot dogs links to the Earth,
310
00:10:32,676 --> 00:10:35,645
I reconnect my vow
to help all in need.
311
00:10:35,711 --> 00:10:36,700
They linked it!
312
00:10:36,779 --> 00:10:37,609
Oh!
313
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,410
It made the Earth stop rotating
around the sun!
314
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:43,918
We can no longer rely on the
sun's life-sustaining heat!
315
00:10:43,985 --> 00:10:46,715
It may not be what
you normals call
316
00:10:46,788 --> 00:10:48,255
"normal" or "cool"...
317
00:10:48,322 --> 00:10:51,689
now ice is creeping
down the hot-dog chain!
318
00:10:51,759 --> 00:10:54,421
The cruel tide of frost
is upon us!
319
00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:57,190
I'll be vigilant in
my fiery pursuit
320
00:10:57,263 --> 00:10:59,857
of awareness of
all imbruing trouble.
321
00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:02,867
I will notice calamity and take
drastic action,
322
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:06,392
even in times when it would be
delightfully ironic or coincidental
323
00:11:06,471 --> 00:11:09,065
to not
take any action at all!
324
00:11:09,140 --> 00:11:09,970
Oh, no!
325
00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:13,568
It's the opposite of global
warming... moonular freezing!
326
00:11:13,644 --> 00:11:16,135
Well, everything's perfectly
preserved.
327
00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:18,806
Science will find a cure
for this in 1,000 years.
328
00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,611
I'll be needing that back.
329
00:11:20,684 --> 00:11:22,174
Oh, a pepperbird!
330
00:11:22,252 --> 00:11:23,116
[Sneezes]
331
00:11:23,185 --> 00:11:26,450
Oh, maybe give it 2,000 years.
332
00:11:26,522 --> 00:11:29,150
Your television just shattered!
333
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:33,750
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