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These byways of
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American't
are crusted con
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carnage,
paved graves that
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though connect us,
so too tear
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us from nature's call.
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I'm up to
my nostrils in
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nature's call,
ankle-deep in carci.
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Most folk are
blind to the
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corpses
that riddle the
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geno-side
of the road.
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I was taught
to respect the
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sacridity of
each creature, to
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use every part of the kill.
Yoo-hoo!
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Who here
receives meat?
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Oh!
I hope it's you.
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Ugh!
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Can I help you to
not be in here?
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You just struck the
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lotto d'beef.
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I can't let it go
to waste when
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it could go to pot.
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If you're trying
to talk your
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way into the
bathroom, it's for
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customers only.
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Its own juicy flesh
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is the greatest
gift a beast can bestow.
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We are nourished by
its juicy life-force.
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We absorb the
cosmic energy of
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its juicy being.
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Here.
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We have higher
meat standards.
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You're one of those
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organic free-range
Nazis, huh?
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Much higher.
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Well, higher-eil
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meatler.
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Here each of
our livestock is
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ensured a full,
rewarding
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existence, waited
on hand and
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hoof, a pampered
life free from
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all suffering so
that its aural
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energies are
karmically pure.
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We allow every
beast the freedom
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to make any
alternative
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lifestyle choice
he, she, or
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he/she desires.
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Only after it
dies of natural
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causes in the
arms of its loved
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ones do we
even think about
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serving it.
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Our sensitive
clientele demands
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a dining experience
free from
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the infected,
cannibalistic
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insanity of
mad cow or
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crazy rascal's
disorder.
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That's fascinating.
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Anyway, so,
can I use your
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bathroom or not?
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I knew it.
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Terry, throw
this guy outta
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here!
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Those big
shots in there is
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like, "looky me!
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I'm special!
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I ate somethin' fancy!"
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What I'm sayin'
is we got to
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legalize glue, man.
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It's got other
uses that aren't
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just mind-
expanding, like... whoa!
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Look.
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That thing is
weird, man.
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What are you
talkin' about?
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That thing's
been here for six months.
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All this poking's
giving me the
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hungees for
the fungees.
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Come on.
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[Wind whistling]
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Watch it, freakbeat!
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You spilled my glue...
like our
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society, man.
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Why are you huddled
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messes writhing
in vagabondage?
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Ooh!
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The founding
fathers grew
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glue on the
blue on our flag.
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Hey, who are
you, man?
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I am he who can't be
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blind to this squalora.
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As long as one
man goes hungry,
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no one should
eat until everyone is full.
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I know!
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The war on glue
is a failure of
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a waste of money
with a capital
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"T," and that's
for freedom!
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Hey, who
are you, man?
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That broil meat is
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treated like
juicy royalty,
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while you sad
animals are troat
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like beef, stewing
in your own
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juicy pant gravy.
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I've just
epiphanized a way to
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make your
wretched life lap
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luxury in the
lap of life and to
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get me a number-
one-way ticket
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to bladder's
bladder bliss.
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Just got to get
ahold of some pigskin.
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This is my
shimmering life prize.
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All I must do is
create a diversion.
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What could distract
people who love sports?
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[Echoing]
Sports? Sports?
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Sports! Sports! Sports!
Sports?
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Sports?
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All:
[Chanting] Sports!
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Sports! Sports!
Sports! Sports!
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This glue on
my skin is like
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mother's milk
in the eye of the
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diamond in
the sea of the...
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Hey, who put
this turd on my cake?
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I'm empignating you.
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Once we get in
the resta-ranch,
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just behave like
the hogs you
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are, and you'll
be ravaged by
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lavishness and
I'll get urethral
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relief by the skin
of these balls.
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I've returned
to empork you.
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Brought you some
pigs to coddle, too.
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Oh, the precious
animals of the world!
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And now can I
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squirrel it in
your turlet?
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Make it quick.
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Bingo-doodle-loo!
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[Slurps]
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[Slurps]
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I'm finally being treated
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like a human.
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Maybe now I can
stop huffing to
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forget my
nightmares of war.
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Zip it.
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Where's your associate?
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Sooey!
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Here, piggy,
piggy, piggy!
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He moistened
to death in a
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tub of lotion.
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They're serving
him now.
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Looky me!
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I'm special!
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I ate somethin' fancy!
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Mad madmen's
disease.
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Was that
tainted hog?!
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Taint? Hog?
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It's mannibalism.
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They've eaten
your little booty buddy.
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I mean, I assume
you two were,
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Uh... enh-uh!
Enh-uh!
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Nothing I love
sticks with me.
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I need a stronger
adhesive than
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glue to heal
my wounds.
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Chief, I want to
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learn every
step of healing.
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Young one,
in order to heal a
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wound, there
must first be a
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wound.
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Aah!
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A sore is a
door through
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which the
source of your
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suffering
can escape.
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[High-pitched voice]
I can
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teach you that pain
is all in your head.
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Please! Hurry!
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[Clank!]
Ohh!
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[Normal voice]
Now the pain
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is all in your head.
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I'm going to take you
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on a 12-step
journey of a
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thousand
rehabilimiles to the
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land of you.
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For now, to face
your fears, you
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first must face the
fear of your face.
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Look at what's
becoming of ye.
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This is dumb, man.
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What am I looking for?
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[Clang!]
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What's that, man?
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That's your aura.
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Tune in to it.
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I'm hurting.
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Who wants to party?
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What's an aura?
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'Tis the luminous
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echo of your
brute physicalia,
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the ultimate
ethereal glue that
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entwines the
ego with the
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universal field of
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consciousness.
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Ultimate glue,
man?
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I like the
sound of that!
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What are you
two doing in here?
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Pure, uncut aura!
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This is the good stuff.
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You want a hit?
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Pain is never the
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fault of the feeler.
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It's just the
fault of all the
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actions you
consciously chose to make.
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Why would you
blame the victim?!
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Take that!
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Taste the pain!
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All of your abuse
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won't stop me
from saving your life.
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We all tough-love
you, and we're
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here for you.
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This is an
inner-vention.
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You like subtle
distinctions?
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Ever since you
said you loved
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me, things have
gotten really
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weird around here.
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I'll handle this.
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You think you
can make it on
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your own?!
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I'd like to see you dive!
I hate you!
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I got this completely
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under control.
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Little lady, as
long as you live
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under my ballet
studio that we
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just broke into,
you live under
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my rules!
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You're not
my real dad!
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You're never gonna
see me again!
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Go on.
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Run away.
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Those mean
streets will eat you
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out and spit you
up and down
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its mouth.
Ooh!
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Now go...
Run to her.
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She's crying
out for you.
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I set her up.
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Knockers down.
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She left me,
like everything
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I love!
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I need
stronger adhesive.
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I can't handle
being abandoned.
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Welp, I'm
gonna take off.
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But I'm not
going to rest until
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I find her and
get you two
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soul mates
back together!
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I shall be your cupid,
only this
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winged cherubic
archer won't be
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so quick
to the kill.
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And I didn't rest,
nor did I kill.
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I shadowed
her with all my
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might, kept
her in my sights
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like rights on whites,
biding my
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time, waiting
to strike like a
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salvationating
viper of revival,
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blanched in
the venomous
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knowledge that
you can't un-cat
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a tastrophe before
it becomes a
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crisis any more
than you can
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heal a wound that
isn't there or
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save a life
that is alive.
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I watched her get
into some bad
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stuff... smack,
crim-cram,
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jimminies,
drumbles, and sci-fi.
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She hit rock
bottom when she let
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strangers enter
her for money
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and gave
them her aural
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pleasures till
they had a
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souljaculation,
a spiritgasm in
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her chasm.
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Before long,
she was turning
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tricks in a
brothel for a pimp,
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name of per se.
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I decided to go
in undercover...
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deep undercover...
deeper than
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the depthiousness of
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deepiness-ness-
ness-ness-ness-
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ness-ness-
ness-ness-ness.
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You her pimp?
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I'm not a pimp,
per se, but I
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could get you some,
per se, if
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you give me that
fly-ass coat.
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Do you want aural or
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hand-aural?
[Gasps]
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How'd you find me?!
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Guess again.
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00:08:02,922 --> 00:08:04,947
I've come to break
you out of here.
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00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:06,458
You can't be
happy in this
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religiz bizsniz.
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00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,959
I am a strong,
independent aura!
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00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,622
I'm in control
of my life!
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And I feel whole
when someone's
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inside of me.
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00:08:14,636 --> 00:08:16,297
Welp,
I gave it my
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best shot.
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And since you're
so liberalated,
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I wouldn't
mind feeling that
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"whole" myself.
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00:08:21,844 --> 00:08:23,607
But you're,
like, my family.
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You're disgusting.
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00:08:24,848 --> 00:08:26,406
Oh, so you'll be
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quitting after all?
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Miss conceited
has conceded to
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the grander wizard.
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Fine,
I'll do it.
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[Moaning]
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I can't do this!
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You're just too...
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[retches]
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Come on.
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Just finish me off.
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00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,764
It's all the way
up to my nose,
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ready to blow.
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00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,735
I came in for
nuttin', and I got
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nuttin'... like,
I never came.
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00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:48,971
Sorry,
but I have my
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standards.
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Your 2:00
sheep is here.
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00:08:51,412 --> 00:08:52,242
Okay!
319
00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:53,974
Woolsy wants a
donkey punch.
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00:08:54,048 --> 00:08:55,072
And no chitchat.
321
00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:56,878
This is unnatural.
322
00:08:56,952 --> 00:08:58,442
What's that sore
on your side?
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00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,782
Are you
using protection?
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00:08:59,855 --> 00:09:01,846
I'm her
protection, nigga.
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00:09:01,923 --> 00:09:03,914
This madness could
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00:09:03,993 --> 00:09:05,051
lead to chaos.
327
00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,858
A yogi must learn
to master chaos.
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00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:09,830
A butterfly
flapping its wing to
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00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:12,630
the east can
cause a tsunami in Japan.
330
00:09:12,703 --> 00:09:14,568
If I flap its
wings upwards,
331
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,003
good things happen.
332
00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:18,474
And if I make
two of them kiss...
333
00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:19,669
Aah!
334
00:09:19,744 --> 00:09:21,609
Of course,
some things are
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00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,443
totally beyond
my control.
336
00:09:23,516 --> 00:09:24,540
[Glass shatters]
337
00:09:24,617 --> 00:09:26,209
I am the only thing
338
00:09:26,285 --> 00:09:28,048
standing betwixt
this town and chaos.
339
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:28,950
Oh, no!
340
00:09:29,022 --> 00:09:30,546
The infection is
already afoot,
341
00:09:30,624 --> 00:09:32,114
spreading like
a mother's legs
342
00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:33,523
on free-peanut-
butter day.
343
00:09:33,593 --> 00:09:35,220
[Voice amplified]
Your auras
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00:09:35,296 --> 00:09:36,661
are being
infected with a
345
00:09:36,731 --> 00:09:38,631
spiritually transmitted
disease!
346
00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,429
You have soul
sores, chakra
347
00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:42,025
chancres,
psyche scabs,
348
00:09:42,104 --> 00:09:43,401
life-force lesions!
349
00:09:43,472 --> 00:09:45,463
Act now and
get some super goo gu!
350
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,236
[Normal voice]
The very stuff
351
00:09:47,309 --> 00:09:48,833
of your
collective spiritual
352
00:09:48,912 --> 00:09:50,174
reality is
breaking out!
353
00:09:50,246 --> 00:09:51,076
Be careful.
354
00:09:51,147 --> 00:09:52,774
A sore is a door
through which
355
00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:55,181
the source of your
suffering can escape.
356
00:09:55,252 --> 00:09:56,412
[Crowd screaming]
357
00:09:56,487 --> 00:09:57,920
[Gunfire, explosions]
358
00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:58,852
Looky me!
359
00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:00,515
Your quick-fix,
360
00:10:00,591 --> 00:10:02,525
free-range chickens
of spiritual
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00:10:02,594 --> 00:10:04,084
chaos are
coming home to
362
00:10:04,162 --> 00:10:06,323
roost-a-doodle...
Whoa! Frittata!
363
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:08,059
The sore...
It's closing up
364
00:10:08,134 --> 00:10:09,192
around the town!
365
00:10:09,268 --> 00:10:11,065
I've got one chance
to lance this boil.
366
00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,695
A real pimp will
pop this pimple.
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00:10:12,772 --> 00:10:14,000
All:
[Chanting] Sports!
368
00:10:14,074 --> 00:10:15,405
Sports! Sports!
Sports! Sports!
369
00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:17,444
If any ladies see me
370
00:10:17,511 --> 00:10:19,479
save this town,
I'm going to be
371
00:10:19,546 --> 00:10:20,604
knee-deep in...
372
00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:23,048
Pus?!
373
00:10:23,118 --> 00:10:25,052
You people have
forgotten the
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00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,849
true meaning of
Christmas!
375
00:10:26,922 --> 00:10:28,822
It's about
playing tribute to
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00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:30,756
our proud
veterans who fought
377
00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:32,885
and died for
our right to die in
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00:10:32,962 --> 00:10:34,395
a fight to
the death.
379
00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:35,328
That's it!
380
00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:36,228
Veteran?
381
00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:38,199
I tried to sign
up for war, but
382
00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:40,532
they said I was
too crazy to kill.
383
00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,129
Well, this all
384
00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,003
started when
you separated from
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00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:44,905
your aura.
386
00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,443
You've got
to get back.
387
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,979
I smoked too
much cement.
388
00:10:48,046 --> 00:10:49,911
You're hard as a rock.
389
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,472
I know where
to stick you in.
390
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,574
[Squish!]
391
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,744
[Speaking backwards]
392
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,049
Ho ho ho!
393
00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,680
I feel pure again!
394
00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,123
And as mayor,
I vow to ensure
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00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,628
that our spiritual
experiences
396
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,129
are substantive!
397
00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:07,065
Thanks, Xavier,
wherever you are!
398
00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:07,965
[Splat!]
399
00:11:08,036 --> 00:11:09,094
Yep.
400
00:11:09,171 --> 00:11:10,365
Glad I could help.
401
00:11:10,438 --> 00:11:12,201
Makes me feel
so fulfilled,
402
00:11:12,275 --> 00:11:13,503
I just could...
Ohh!
403
00:11:13,576 --> 00:11:15,339
The butterflies
of spiritual
404
00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:17,402
chaos are hatching!
405
00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:22,002
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