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How do you
make a man?
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A quarter-pound
of deboned
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spine, a little
salt of the
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earth, and for
punch, a pinch of
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paprika
of protection.
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If I was a car,
I'd be a
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protecto-rati.
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If a kangar
me be, 'tis true,
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protecto-roo.
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Serve warm
over protecto-roni...
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Oh, no!
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Sir, don't jump!
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You have so
much to live for.
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Eh, blow it
out your rump!
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I'm trying to
work here, freak.
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I know things
look bleak now.
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No disguising you
have the whiff
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of stench
life about you.
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I do?
[Sniffs]
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I know it is tempting
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to escape the
misery of your
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daily grind.
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No more pain
ever again?
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Sure,
jumping would
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be an exhilarating
and glorious
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end... sweet,
succulent, full
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release all over
the sidewalk.
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He's right.
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Live with this,
Regina-a-a-a-a!
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[Smooch]
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Why did
you suicided?
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Don't be an
Indian giver.
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Life is a gift.
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The gift of life
is its presence.
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But, in injun-
giving presence,
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truly the giver
is the receiver
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of a re-give-ed gift.
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I... love... it.
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[Gagging]
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Redeem my life.
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I will carry on your
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life legacy as
your redeemer.
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I shall take up
your squeegie
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and squeege all
that you have
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left unsquoge.
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Mister...
mister... squa?
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I shall redeem
this on your
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behalf, ensure
that your wasted
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life was not
squandered in vain.
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Your legacy,
Mr. Squa, shalt
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live on in
my belly.
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I can feel
it in my gut.
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What do you want
on your sandwich?
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I want something that
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will do due
diligence on a man's life.
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Doo doo?
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We've got
luncheon loaf.
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That'll do, Brian.
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[Sighs]
For a dollar extra,
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you can get that
on our famous
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chicken
bone bread.
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Chicken bone bread...
the only
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bread that'll
choke you with flavor.
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What would squa do?
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[Gagging]
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He's choking!
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Do the Heimlich maneuver!
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No!
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She's choking!
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Do the
Heimlich maneuver!
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No.
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Mommy,
are you okay?
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[Creaking]
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Yeah, they're
just giving me
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the Heimlich maneuver.
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All six of those guys?
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Lts not a very
good maneuver.
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[Grunts]
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Stop this cycle of
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choke-ulence!
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The Heimlich
maneuver is the
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barbaric product
of a backwards
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and upside-
down mind.
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We've got
to act quick.
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Time is ticking.
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Tick, tock.
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Tick.
A talking tick?
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What would a
talking tick say?
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[Voice distorted]
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And that is how
I developed my
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own chicken-
choking maneuver.
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As a tribute to
my mother, I
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practice it on
myself at night.
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Behold.
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Exhales deeply]
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[Gasps]
That was close call.
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Why you like
do this favor for me?
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A great man in his
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final moments
requested "blow it
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out your rump."
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Me thinkee me
should sue this
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place long time.
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Who will be
your witness?
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I'll be my
own witness.
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Then you're a target.
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They're going
to try to stop you
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from testifying.
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They've already
tried to kill you once.
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I'll stay on as
your protection,
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and I won't
rest until you
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aren't killed
by those
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chicken-chokers
who won't rest
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until you've
been whacked off.
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Someone wants
me dead?
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Hell,
you may not
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live to hear
the end of this
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Sen...
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tense, isn't it?
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This kook is
spookin' me.
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Am I nuts?
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[High-pitched voice]
He did
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save your life,
boss.
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And he
seems sweet like
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d Yummy candy,
whoo d
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the case of the
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detecting
clues begins.
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First...
what do you do?
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I guess you
could say
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protection business.
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Protection.
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We fellow
protectorators are
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comrades
conjoined at the coin,
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co-coinels on
the same corncob.
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I thrust my trust
into you, come
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thick or thicker
than blood, brother.
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Now I'm
really spooked.
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Is there
anyone who
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would like to
see you dead?
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There is a
certain client
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who's past due
on some payments.
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You're supposed to pay
me 10 g's a month.
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I'd hate to have
to use this on
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you, Pavlov.
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We both know
how it ends up.
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Look, I'm no having
any moneys.
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Hello?!
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Is there any
money in there?
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I'm heading
up this case.
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What do you
know about
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chicken-choking?
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Where were you
on the night in question?
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You seem awfully
nervous for a
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guy who's
totally freaked out
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right now.
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Do the words...
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mean anything to you?
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Are you that slippery
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throat-boner
I'm itching to snatch?
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Who's the new guy?
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Without me,
he'd be dead.
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Imagine a crab
without its shell.
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Imagine a man
without his skin.
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Okay, I want to
keep my skin.
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I pay! I pay!
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This monkey
on my back has
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got a twisted mind.
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But I like it.
That's the twist.
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Sorry I had to hang
you upsy-daisy.
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Listen,
boss, it doesn't
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sound so tough saying,
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"upsy-daisy."
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Sounds like some kind
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of silly song, like...
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d Upsy-daisy,
upsa-doo d
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d Let me have
some candy, and
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let me love you d
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Shut up!
Shut up!
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You're a good
henchman,
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Disgracio,
but you should shut
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your trencheon and
stick to your henchin'.
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Aw, come on,
boss, you got
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the only singing
henchman in the business.
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It's a twofer.
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D I'm your twofer,
got a sweet
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tooth for candy-
andy yummy
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sweets d
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d Oh, candy, whoo d
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Shut up! Shut up!
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Hey, boss,
you're getting
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kind of riled up.
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Here, have
a hot towel.
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D Hot towels,
hot cocoa, and
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marshmall-ooh d
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[normal voice]
You're the
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backup I asked
for, right?
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What are you?
CIA? FBI?
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I'm investigating for
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a higher power.
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I don't know
how much you've
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been briefed,
but I've been on
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the inside
tracking Don Ho
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undercover 12 years.
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I'm this close to
his big secret.
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Obviously,
I made some bad
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decisions on
my first day, and
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I've just had to
stick with them.
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I was a hotshot
kid just out of
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the academy,
and they didn't
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give us enough
on character
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development,
so I was just
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free-balling it.
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I started this
singing-henchman
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thing out of
nervousness, and
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then the candy
thing just happened.
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I see you've made
some bad choices, too.
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You got the fur and
the fake snake hand.
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Wait.
You're not a cop.
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[High-pitched voice]
D Ooh,
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candy and goo d
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d lovin' choco-moo d
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d yummy-yum-yum
cookie, whoo d
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You still singing?
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No, boss,
I stopped singing
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some time ago.
D whoa d
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I just put the pieces
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together about
what's really
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going on here...
A "Don," the
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"Protection business,"
"Cops."
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The cops might
have info about
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the case of the
chicken-choker.
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We ought to
squeeze the cops and
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see what grease
squeezes out.
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I think I get it.
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We put the
squeeze on the cops.
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You're so smart,
I'm getting a
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smard-on...
Szechuan beef!
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You distract them,
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and I'll peep-peep
through their
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files.
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Good afternoon, officers.
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Hey, look,
it's Dale from
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that undercover thing.
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D Candy and
goo and don't talk-a-loo d
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Don't cut
their heads off
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just yet, Graci.
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Chicken, chicken.
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[Lisping]
Youse guys gots
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yourselves
some real nice
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law-enforcement
facilities here.
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It'd be a
shame if someone
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slobbered all over it.
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Maybe if you
give to my fund,
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there won't
be any crime or
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extortion
right around here.
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I don't know
what you're
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talking about,
but I'll pay you
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money to stop
spitting on me.
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Bingo-doodle-doo.
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No question my
detective work paid off.
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[Normal voice]
Me likee your style.
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Wait...
The file says
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"Chicken"
Chikowski is dead.
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He's trying to
kill you from the
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afterlife.
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How do you kill
a dead killer?
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You can't.
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You have to
change his mind, go
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talk some sense
into him on the
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other side.
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Yeah, talking
sense into
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people from
another realm.
273
00:06:49,502 --> 00:06:51,527
That's some
real unexplored turf.
274
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Okay,
shove the bone
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in your throat,
and when you say
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the six code
words, I'll blow.
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[Gasping]
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This is a
glorious and loving
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00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:02,216
light you
got up in here.
280
00:07:02,294 --> 00:07:04,057
It sure would
be a shame if this
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00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:05,927
heavenly light
were to be shamed
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00:07:06,001 --> 00:07:07,468
right up
your genitalia.
283
00:07:07,537 --> 00:07:08,799
So you just
sit tight while I
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00:07:08,873 --> 00:07:09,703
take my cut.
285
00:07:09,775 --> 00:07:11,299
The six
code words!
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00:07:11,378 --> 00:07:13,573
This is just
the first chapter
287
00:07:13,649 --> 00:07:15,241
in near-death
extortionism.
288
00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:16,809
I'm gonna be
the guy behind the
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00:07:16,888 --> 00:07:18,116
guy beyond
the grave.
290
00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:19,748
Best part is,
the cops can't
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00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:21,419
touch me...
No jurisdiction.
292
00:07:21,497 --> 00:07:23,431
You're a
real wise guy.
293
00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:24,627
So Disgracio can't
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00:07:24,703 --> 00:07:25,795
go, 'cause
he's a cop?
295
00:07:25,872 --> 00:07:27,362
What are you
revealing to me?
296
00:07:27,442 --> 00:07:28,841
He's a rat?
Breaks my heart.
297
00:07:28,911 --> 00:07:30,242
Hey, Disgracio,
I got you a
298
00:07:30,313 --> 00:07:31,780
nice, big piece
of candy, right
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00:07:31,850 --> 00:07:32,680
through there.
300
00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,083
D Candy is yummy, all in
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00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:35,554
my tummy,
yes, candy is... d
302
00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:36,886
[normal voice]
Oh, fudge.
303
00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:38,256
Discraci... no!
304
00:07:38,329 --> 00:07:40,854
What the hell did
you died to him?
305
00:07:40,934 --> 00:07:42,231
Who is those?
306
00:07:42,303 --> 00:07:44,430
My ancient
chitalianese secret.
307
00:07:44,507 --> 00:07:46,236
I've been raising
the ultimate
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00:07:46,311 --> 00:07:48,506
hit man from the
time he was a baby.
309
00:07:48,582 --> 00:07:50,277
I taught him
to kill without
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00:07:50,352 --> 00:07:52,217
conscience...
raised on hate in
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00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:53,483
filth and darkness.
312
00:07:53,559 --> 00:07:55,220
And I fed
him only lizards,
313
00:07:55,295 --> 00:07:57,263
paramecium,
and starfish livers,
314
00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:59,232
all regenerative
animals, so he
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00:07:59,303 --> 00:08:01,032
can heal himself.
Look.
316
00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:02,801
There's only
one problem.
317
00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:05,276
He doesn't
like his life.
318
00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:07,076
But I don't care,
seeing as how
319
00:08:07,151 --> 00:08:08,175
I'm in the Mafia.
320
00:08:08,253 --> 00:08:09,948
You're in the mob?!
321
00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,184
No wonder I
didn't suspect a thing.
322
00:08:12,261 --> 00:08:14,320
Well, your butt
hole can kiss my
323
00:08:14,398 --> 00:08:15,228
lips goodbye.
324
00:08:15,299 --> 00:08:16,698
I can get
anyone to take me
325
00:08:16,770 --> 00:08:17,634
to the other side.
326
00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,036
And with all
this afterlight,
327
00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,938
I'm gonna be
the Don of death.
328
00:08:21,011 --> 00:08:22,638
If you
doughnut stay
329
00:08:22,714 --> 00:08:24,341
away from death,
then I'll make
330
00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:26,783
you choke
on the hole.
331
00:08:26,855 --> 00:08:28,550
I see the
light flashing
332
00:08:28,626 --> 00:08:30,093
before my eyes...
All the
333
00:08:30,162 --> 00:08:31,925
killing I done,
all the pain I caused.
334
00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,328
I've disrespected
the universal
335
00:08:34,403 --> 00:08:35,233
law of love.
336
00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:36,704
To win the game.
337
00:08:36,774 --> 00:08:38,264
I'm gonna
give away all my
338
00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,810
things and
devote my life to
339
00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:40,710
spreading joy.
340
00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:42,249
Just blow, hoser.
341
00:08:42,318 --> 00:08:43,808
I've got to
rehabilitate this
342
00:08:43,887 --> 00:08:44,854
beastlet.
343
00:08:44,923 --> 00:08:45,753
Enchanté.
344
00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,725
I am your
mental mentor, your
345
00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,660
sensei of the
senses, here to
346
00:08:49,732 --> 00:08:51,495
teach you
the ways of life,
347
00:08:51,569 --> 00:08:52,399
love, culture.
348
00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:54,062
Let's start
with early matisse.
349
00:08:54,141 --> 00:08:55,802
Do you find the
gar mange of his
350
00:08:55,877 --> 00:08:57,401
lines to be
derivative of the
351
00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,742
neoclassicists
in their pastel
352
00:08:58,816 --> 00:09:00,044
insouciance?
- Ugh!
353
00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:01,312
I know what
you mean.
354
00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:02,581
You mean,
"I don't know what you mean."
355
00:09:03,158 --> 00:09:04,489
I shall teach
you to speak.
356
00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,118
I'm a great
English teachulator.
357
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,357
You want
me to tit you?
358
00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,457
One grunt for "yes."
Ugh! Ugh!
359
00:09:09,270 --> 00:09:10,601
Ooh,
you want it
360
00:09:10,672 --> 00:09:11,502
double bad,
huh?
361
00:09:11,574 --> 00:09:13,565
Okay, two grunts
will mean "no."
362
00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:14,873
Three grunts
means "cheese."
363
00:09:14,947 --> 00:09:15,777
Can you say cheese?
364
00:09:15,849 --> 00:09:16,679
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
365
00:09:16,750 --> 00:09:17,739
I've got to
366
00:09:17,819 --> 00:09:19,377
prioritize these
words right.
367
00:09:19,456 --> 00:09:20,923
Let's see...
four grunts will
368
00:09:20,992 --> 00:09:21,822
mean "prioritize."
369
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:22,826
Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh!
370
00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,090
And that's how you
371
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,062
say "clock."
372
00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,124
Well, I think I
taught you every
373
00:09:27,204 --> 00:09:29,001
word and
stretch there is.
374
00:09:29,074 --> 00:09:30,632
Say cheese.
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
375
00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:32,302
So, what do you
want to do now?
376
00:09:32,381 --> 00:09:33,348
Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
377
00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:34,576
Why would you want to
378
00:09:34,652 --> 00:09:36,882
commit suicide?!
379
00:09:36,956 --> 00:09:38,389
I know you
crave release from
380
00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:39,857
your misery,
but you've just
381
00:09:39,929 --> 00:09:41,157
doubled your
depression.
382
00:09:41,231 --> 00:09:42,823
[Chain saw buzzes]
383
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:45,368
You've just
quadrupled your squagmire.
384
00:09:45,439 --> 00:09:46,838
[Machine humming]
385
00:09:46,908 --> 00:09:49,468
Your immortality
is a cursed cage.
386
00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:52,106
Death is the gift
you shan't receive.
387
00:09:52,185 --> 00:09:53,083
[All grunting]
388
00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,382
What's that?
389
00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:55,980
You want to
kill the architect
390
00:09:56,059 --> 00:09:57,856
of your
inesquapable despair?
391
00:09:57,929 --> 00:09:59,157
He already
apolo-jizzed.
392
00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,755
I vowed to
protect that mafioso,
393
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:01,698
help me.
394
00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,635
Help is on my
way, and I'll be
395
00:10:03,707 --> 00:10:05,834
right behind me.
396
00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:08,778
[Grunting continues]
397
00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,921
Ooh, I came as
soon as I could.
398
00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:19,764
Why am I
hitting myself?
399
00:10:19,838 --> 00:10:21,430
Why am I
hitting myself?
400
00:10:21,508 --> 00:10:22,770
Oh, no.
401
00:10:22,844 --> 00:10:26,143
It's an inside job.
402
00:10:26,217 --> 00:10:27,809
I told you someone
was out to kill you.
403
00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:30,588
This is what the
tandem cycle of
404
00:10:30,658 --> 00:10:32,353
random
violence breeds... a
405
00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:34,363
vengeful black
hit sludge with a
406
00:10:34,432 --> 00:10:36,297
grudge hath
wrought the reaper
407
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,200
you've sewn in
the goo of your
408
00:10:38,273 --> 00:10:39,900
guilt, as the
creme de your
409
00:10:39,976 --> 00:10:41,841
kharma is roosting
home to harm ya.
410
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:43,804
It always ends up
boning the poor.
411
00:10:44,351 --> 00:10:45,818
He's pulling
me back in.
412
00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:47,378
I want to make
you an offer.
413
00:10:47,457 --> 00:10:49,482
With your goo
power and my crime
414
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,495
smarts, we could
muscle all of
415
00:10:51,565 --> 00:10:53,533
cosmic consciousness
to make us
416
00:10:53,602 --> 00:10:55,001
rich beyond beliefs.
417
00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:58,132
What do you say?
Partners?
418
00:11:03,188 --> 00:11:05,053
You got your gift
419
00:11:05,124 --> 00:11:06,489
after all, kid.
420
00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:08,426
Happy death day.
421
00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:09,862
I've got your gift.
It's mine.
422
00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:11,060
I'll never let go.
423
00:11:11,136 --> 00:11:12,330
I'll never let go.
424
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:13,997
I'll never let go.
425
00:11:15,711 --> 00:11:17,303
[Sighs]
426
00:11:17,353 --> 00:11:21,903
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