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A mantra is a
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soothing sonic
reverberation
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through the
throat, but it has
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no meaning,
no significance.
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It's just the
empty gibberitical
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sound of
soul serenity,
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vibrations
devoid of
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implicatorial
importance.
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There's no issues.
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Don't look for
meaning because
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there is
none, okay?
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Meditation just
calms me down.
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Why didn't you
love me mommy?!
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I alone stride
along to strive
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alone to unify
all men in the
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greasy heat
of my unifrier.
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No!
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Back away
from the boy!
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Uncloven
his hoove.
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This abuse will
not stand down.
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You can't pope
with his pooper fadre.
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[Irish accent] I don't know
what you're sayin'.
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I'll get to your
bottom of this.
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Show me on me what
the bad man did to you.
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Did he make you
go down on your
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knees for him?
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Only when he
prayed with me.
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Sounds like you
were his prey.
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Where did you come
across this child?
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My...?
Ooh, nice.
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This is a poor
orphan boy
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from the parish.
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They say he was
a virgin birth.
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But every boy
needs love.
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Well,
I never got
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any, and I think
I turned out
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okay.
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Here, wear
this priest-proof
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chastity diaper
so he can't
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catho-lick
you no more.
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Well, I don't
like what
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you're
insinuatin'.
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That thing is
scarin' me.
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Okay, your
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"hole-ness,"
let me smell your fingers.
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Now you smell mine.
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Kid, you smell
his nose while I
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check
him for lies.
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Well, that's it!
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Forgive me,
father, as I make
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this poor
soul take that.
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Sweet mother
mary, shut your
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virgin eyes, as
I force his arse
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to taste
the pain.
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You are forgiven,
my child.
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Come on,
Shamus.
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Hail Mary
full of gays.
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Well, I say you're in...
in my gaze.
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If you so much
as think about
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touching that
boy again, I'll so
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much as think
about doing
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something
about it.
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You did a
good job keeping
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our secret.
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Just don't
ever tell nobody
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about what I do
to you, or I cut
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your parts off
and feed them to
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my teddy bear,
Mr. Ruffles.
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Okay, just
don't do those
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things to me bad
place anymore.
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I'll do what
I want, got it?
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Yes, Shamus.
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This happy place
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holds magic
meaning, for 'twas
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my mother's nickname.
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Truckers,
delivery guys, men
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coming in and
out of the house
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all day
called her the
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Grand Canyon,
but I never knew why.
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It's just a
great wide gash,
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spread open for
the enjoyment of
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all to come
inside as he pleases
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and pleasures.
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Often there's a
donkey in there.
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Hee-huh?!
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Don't fear!
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Help is on
the right here.
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No, no.
No help needed.
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We're fine.
Right, honey?
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Have another one,
honey?
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Just enjoying
this beautiful
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weather,
laying flowers where
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our son was killed.
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And I suppose you
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blame yourselves
for his death.
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I know I do.
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We've just
been a little
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depressed
since he died.
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I don't know
what it is.
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I am a raging
hellfire of
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roiling misery.
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That's what these
pink ones are for.
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A dead child
is like pudding.
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The proof is in
the fact that he
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probably looked
like pudding
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when he got
hit by that car.
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And I think it's
time you be
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"pudding" his
chocolate memory to rest.
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Rest...
Oh, have one of the green ones.
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They'll help
you rest.
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You want the rest?
Huh?
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No, I don't
believe in pills.
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There's a pill for that, too.
Here.
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My parakeet
feeds her
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babies every day.
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How come I don't
get no din-din?
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Mommy loves
only her pills.
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They stop
my quivers!
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[Vomits]
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Thanks, mommy!
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Pills are just
a psychotropic
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band-aid on
a biochemical crutch.
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I took a pill once,
and I woke
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up with a booty
hole the size of
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a wine bottle,
fat end first.
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But did
I whine?
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No, I turned
to the bottle.
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And when I woke
up from that, I
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met up with
you fine folks to
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warn you
about pills.
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Just walk it off.
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Your child is dead,
and you can
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never, ever
replace him.
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That's it. I can
replace him.
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You can?
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By the end of the
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day, you will
have forgotten all
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about your
dead turtle...
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I mean son.
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[Gasps]
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See?
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They've got
this poor child
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pulling a train!
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It's time to
cease the skeet and
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diddling and
skedaddle and get
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you a new
mommy and daddy.
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Fresh meat.
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Look at this
den of siniquity.
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Even the
bibles are ribbed.
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But for
whose pleasure?
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They even have
a sex swing set
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and whoopee crayons!
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Just need to
black you up.
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Flesh colored?
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How offensive.
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Oh, "shiftless."
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This ought to
get you black on
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track.
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This is shaka...
dingo.
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He looks
just like our
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Michael right
after he got hit
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by that car.
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Shakadingo, go hug
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your new
mommy and daddy.
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We're not
ready for this.
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I just can't...
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Oh, can't pick
you up, dear.
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Mommy's holding
some raw meat.
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[Crying]
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Mommy can't kiss
your boo-boo!
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Still holding that
raw meat from
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years ago.
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Meat!
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Close your
legs, mother.
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You're
embarrassing me.
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I'll make you
all vibe together
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using ancient
Hopi tribe
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procedure
rituals that will
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fashion family
bondage.
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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We're
re-creating the
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psychogenetic
birthular attachment.
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Push! Push!
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But I can't
push him out.
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He's not in.
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I think I know it
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were I'm doing.
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Pull! Pull!
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I confused!
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You've got
black gobs
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of family holidays
to make up
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for...
four Kwanzaas, three
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Kwanzaweens,
and a kweaster to
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kwetch up on.
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Kwere,
bite the Kwanzaa bean.
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This isn't a real
Kwanzaa bean.
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As your brines
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intertwines,
the co-mingling
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fluid
familyize-ifizes you.
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Ahh,
you are now one.
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Do you have
any mouthwash?
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Your breath stinks.
Ahh!
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And the last step...
to pick up
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where you left
off with Michael
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so that Shakadingo
can fill the
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place in your
black heart that
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Michael so rudely
interrup-died.
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Yes, snatch
him fro' the
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clutches whence
your prior son
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was felleded.
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And, yes, I
glued his shoes to
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the road to cement
a seal on the deal.
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And, yes, I tied
his belt twixt
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two trees
for kicks.
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[Tires screeching]
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Oh, I never want
to lose you again.
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Son.
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Fruitatta,
family achieved.
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You're
psycholegally adopted.
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What's that
over there?
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A candy dolphin?
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Ooh!
Candy dolphin?!
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Where is it?
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Maybe if I
look real hard...
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I'm gonna do
bad things to
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you tonight and
make you suffer
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for my pleasure.
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Aah!
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What?
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I see what's
going on.
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You're trying to
distract me to
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keep me from seeing
a sweet land dolphin.
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There's something
fishy about you two.
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As this child's
weenie-minder, I
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am policing you
now, and I'll
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copulater if you
so much as
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yodel his scrotal
or fiddle his faddle.
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I have reason
to believe this
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kid's lower back
bottom was once
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treated like
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Grand Central Station.
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And I got four
tickets to the opera.
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We'll get there by train.
Up his...
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[vocalizing]
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Aah!
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If you say
anything, you
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gonna wake up
with your face in
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my tummy
'cause I ated it.
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What were you two
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doing in the bathroom
during intermission?
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We were just talking.
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Eatin' ice cream.
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I mean,
talking about ice
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cream that we
were just eating.
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What but were you
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doing in there earlier?
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I was being raped...
by flavor!
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He just shoved the
cone right in me.
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Last night,
he gave me...
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a banana split,
and it hurt.
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I can't take
it anymore.
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Open your mouth.
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What are you doing to
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the boy's mouth?!
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Mommy, daddy,
I sorry I hurt you.
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I won't anymore.
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Can I have more pills?
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Yes, have all
you want, son.
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Pills.
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00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:07,214
You can't swallow
your way to happiness.
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You couldn't
even swallow your
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way out of a
bus-station bathroom.
274
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What are these pills?
Fiddelin.
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00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:12,984
Don't worry...
they're
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spiritually based
drugs. Look.
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Recent science
has discovered
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that, for
thousands of years,
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Tibetan monks
used gutteral
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prayer chants
to sooth their
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yellow souls in
the yellow face
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00:07:21,827 --> 00:07:22,919
of their
yellow oppressors.
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00:07:22,995 --> 00:07:24,690
But in our
sophisticated world,
284
00:07:24,762 --> 00:07:26,286
who has time
for that noise?
285
00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:27,853
You've got
enough on your plate.
286
00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:29,330
Let Fiddelin
do the spiritual
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00:07:29,398 --> 00:07:30,228
legwork for you.
288
00:07:30,299 --> 00:07:32,199
At transcendental
medication, we
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sonically condense the
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biodharmic
vibrations of over
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1,000 monk
chants into every pill.
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00:07:37,737 --> 00:07:39,102
Scienspiritific
audiologists
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00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,694
have found that
vibration from a
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monk's throat
doesn't radiate in
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00:07:42,373 --> 00:07:44,034
megahertz but
in megahearts.
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Come to Jamaica!
297
00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:46,603
If not now, when?
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00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:47,699
If not it, what?
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00:07:47,776 --> 00:07:49,038
If not things, stuff?
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00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,236
Side effects
include wetmouth,
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00:07:50,311 --> 00:07:51,437
plaid blood,
frozen day rate,
302
00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:52,535
herniated
monsterism, taint
303
00:07:52,612 --> 00:07:53,840
misbehaving,
urethral screamage,
304
00:07:53,912 --> 00:07:54,776
global colostomy face,
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00:07:54,847 --> 00:07:55,779
wrongbody,
restless lung
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00:07:55,847 --> 00:07:57,007
syndrome,
and sexual diarrhea.
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00:07:57,081 --> 00:07:58,241
Do not wake
the sleeping yellow
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dragon.
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00:07:59,383 --> 00:08:00,850
Who says you
can't find purity in a pill?
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00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:01,848
Tune in to
Fiddelin with your
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00:08:01,917 --> 00:08:02,906
soul.
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00:08:02,985 --> 00:08:03,917
Oh, no!
313
00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,953
My sacred momtra is being
commodified.
314
00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,078
These fiddlin
monks are being explat upon.
315
00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,849
They're being
played like a fiddle!
316
00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,287
I'll stop that
racket with my
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00:08:11,356 --> 00:08:12,846
enlightened violins.
318
00:08:12,923 --> 00:08:15,255
[Chanting]
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The man is
sploiting in your face.
320
00:08:17,460 --> 00:08:18,654
Who are
your bosses?
321
00:08:18,727 --> 00:08:20,422
Show yourselves,
you cowards!
322
00:08:20,495 --> 00:08:21,962
We own the temple.
323
00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:24,157
We are our own bosses.
324
00:08:24,231 --> 00:08:26,096
So, it's you,
you rat!
325
00:08:26,165 --> 00:08:27,860
We are simple
people, happy
326
00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:29,627
to share our
love with all.
327
00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:30,929
Where I come from,
328
00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:32,366
sharing love
without making a
329
00:08:32,436 --> 00:08:34,199
profit is called
being a whore.
330
00:08:34,270 --> 00:08:36,033
And the working
conditions here
331
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are "whorifying."
332
00:08:37,239 --> 00:08:39,230
You've got to
unionize, to strike.
333
00:08:39,307 --> 00:08:40,899
Shut this place
down until you
334
00:08:40,974 --> 00:08:43,306
give yourself the
demands you desire.
335
00:08:43,375 --> 00:08:45,138
Buddha say
material desire
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is poisonous.
337
00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,134
Then that
338
00:08:47,211 --> 00:08:48,542
union-busting
tub of tard's
339
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,102
gonna find a
buddup his ass.
340
00:08:50,179 --> 00:08:52,374
They're treating
you monks like monkeys!
341
00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:54,381
Well, I say lets
hurl our feces
342
00:08:54,449 --> 00:08:56,747
at them until
they see us as men!
343
00:08:56,817 --> 00:08:58,478
We are content
to visualize
344
00:08:58,551 --> 00:08:59,540
world peace.
345
00:08:59,618 --> 00:09:01,142
We'll visualate their
346
00:09:01,219 --> 00:09:02,550
shamefulizing
with a giant,
347
00:09:02,620 --> 00:09:04,611
inflatable union rat.
348
00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:05,950
Now we march.
349
00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:07,751
No justice,
no chants!
350
00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:09,017
No justice,
no chant...
351
00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,319
why aren't
you chanting?!
352
00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:12,018
We prefer the
sacred silence.
353
00:09:12,092 --> 00:09:13,650
Oh, break
them down
354
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,251
with the silent
treatment, eh?
355
00:09:15,328 --> 00:09:16,659
So devilish,
it's clevelish.
356
00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:18,593
I can hear it working
on you already.
357
00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:19,755
You hear
that silence?!
358
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:20,854
Can you take it?!
359
00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,626
The crushing
blow of that fiery
360
00:09:22,699 --> 00:09:24,360
silence as it
explodes in your
361
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,661
ear with silence!
362
00:09:25,734 --> 00:09:27,292
Vroom!
Rrrr! Vroom!
363
00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:29,427
Okay, we
surrender if you get
364
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,935
off your bike.
365
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,972
Surely, indulging
in some small
366
00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:34,528
luxury will
not lead to an
367
00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:36,596
infection of greed.
368
00:09:38,275 --> 00:09:39,708
You've gotten lazy
369
00:09:39,775 --> 00:09:40,742
and nonproductive.
370
00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:42,243
You've taken
Americans' jobs.
371
00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:43,777
How can we
chant and eat at
372
00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:44,776
the same time?
373
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:45,869
Let the
ma-chinge get it.
374
00:09:45,946 --> 00:09:46,878
Ma-chingay?
375
00:09:46,946 --> 00:09:49,244
We made the
Vibulator 2000.
376
00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:51,544
It does the grunt
work of 3,000
377
00:09:51,615 --> 00:09:52,445
Monks.
378
00:09:52,516 --> 00:09:53,778
Then why
didn't we call it
379
00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,908
the 4000?
380
00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:56,349
No one knows.
381
00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:58,045
What operating
system she running?
382
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,883
Dos ex machina?
383
00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:01,751
Which one of
you Chinkcanos
384
00:10:01,822 --> 00:10:03,221
kinked my machingay?
385
00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,780
It's an airquake!
386
00:10:04,857 --> 00:10:06,381
A soulshake!
387
00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:07,482
My God!
388
00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,461
The Grand Canyon
is closing up!
389
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:13,461
Thank you for closing
your legs, mommy.
390
00:10:13,528 --> 00:10:15,621
How would you
calm this tremor?
391
00:10:15,696 --> 00:10:18,597
Pills.
392
00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:19,495
Open wide.
393
00:10:19,566 --> 00:10:20,965
Time to take out the,
394
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:23,968
litter-ally,
your medicine.
395
00:10:24,035 --> 00:10:25,798
You've woken
the yellow dragon!
396
00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:27,097
I've got
to act now.
397
00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,933
This is the
9/11 of noise,
398
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,699
Chernobyl of
chanting, the
399
00:10:30,772 --> 00:10:32,330
Hiroshima of
humping, the
400
00:10:32,407 --> 00:10:34,807
Nagasaki of nookie,
the Dachau
401
00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,308
of Auschwitzes!
402
00:10:36,376 --> 00:10:37,468
Wait...
I'm the
403
00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:39,306
three mile
island of going
404
00:10:39,378 --> 00:10:40,777
3 miles
off-message.
405
00:10:40,845 --> 00:10:43,279
And what a
mess this is... age.
406
00:10:43,346 --> 00:10:46,338
Yep, skated
out of it.
407
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,852
I told you I'd make
you vibe together.
408
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:55,352
Leave us alone,
you freak!
409
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:57,285
You can't call me freak!
410
00:10:57,354 --> 00:10:58,616
What are you
gonna do?
411
00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,281
Tell your mommy?
412
00:11:00,356 --> 00:11:01,550
Yes,
that's exactly
413
00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:03,148
what I'm going to do.
414
00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:04,487
Mommy! Mommy!
415
00:11:04,559 --> 00:11:05,890
I have to tell
you something!
416
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,690
This wonderful
family, they... huh?!
417
00:11:08,762 --> 00:11:10,662
My God,
it's just her meat.
418
00:11:10,729 --> 00:11:12,697
That means
she's still alive
419
00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:13,628
out there.
420
00:11:13,698 --> 00:11:15,962
I'm going to
search far and wide
421
00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:18,125
so that I can
totally tattle to
422
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,191
my mom!
423
00:11:20,241 --> 00:11:24,791
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