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It's what separates
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the wheat of
beasts from the
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chaff of chaps...
free will.
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Man's most
potent mirage.
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Do I have the
free will to turn
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this desert
into an ocean?
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Allow that I
should weave
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thee a tale of
a land angel, a
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sand-seeker who
perchanced upon
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a crossroads.
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He stood at the
fork, awash in
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the feculent
knowledge that
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which path he
chose would brand
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his life evermore.
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He opened the
ear of his soul's
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eye to providence,
unwilling to
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move until he
was sure which
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direction was
holy most.
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Finally, he felt
a cosmic hand
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guiding him to
the path on the
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left.
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Hey, freak.
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We don't cotton
to weirdos in
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our town.
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So scram before
I make you taste
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pain.
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Dead?
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What do
you see?
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What's the
afterlife look like?
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What visions?
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He's dead.
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Computer, explain.
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Xav-v-v-v-ier,
according to
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my research,
something very
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weird happened here.
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If I could just know
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what led up
to all of this.
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Can you get
ahold of some
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brain matter
for a memory
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extraction?
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Never thought you'd
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ask.
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Before we sing
our glorious
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praise to the Lord,
it is my sad
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duty to
announce that our
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sign-language
translator has
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donated her
hands to the needy
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groper society.
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In her place,
we have Popo, a
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very special
gorilla from the
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research center
who has been
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studying sign
language under the
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tutelage of my
wife, June, for
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three years.
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D Rise and shine
and give God... d
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This gorilla is good.
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She's blessed with
the holy spirit.
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That animal...
so beautiful.
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What are these feelings
coming over me?
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Is she capable
of feeling the
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same way of me?
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[Grunting]
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Strange.
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I feel like someone
is raping me
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with their eyes.
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Ooh, that woman.
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So beautiful.
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I just know she
feels the same
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way about me.
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She was totally
checking me out.
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Yeah, we're
soul mates.
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I shall now vow
to make her my
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bride.
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There...
vow locked in.
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You are my
spiritual guide.
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What should I do?
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Dare I follow my
heart down this
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unnatural path?
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Let me show
you what shall
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pass unto thee
if your heart you follow.
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I just need
a quarter.
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What have
I done?!
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I'm too
overcome to speak
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about my husband's
mysterious death.
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But Popo has
asked to say a few
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words.
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What's that, Popo?
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She's saying
that this time of
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great loss
illuminates the bonds
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we share as
a community.
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And for that,
we must give
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praise to the Lord.
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Now she's being
very eloquent,
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saying some
very touching things.
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She's being moving.
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Still being moving.
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It's so moving!
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This go-rilla is
go-ing places!
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Popo is giving
thanks for
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everyone who
could make it here.
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Popo is offering
faith in Jesus
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as an alleviation
to the deep
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fears in you...
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I vow that when I
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marry her,
I'll give her 100
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flowers every
five minutes.
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[Grunts]
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Vow locked in.
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...society don't
acknowledge.
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It's very touching.
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Oh, it's so touching.
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She's tugging deeply
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ingrained
heartstrings now.
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Praise the Lord!
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Popo is urging
you to dismiss
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the power of
your rational mind.
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She's using
fear of death,
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playing on
your insecurities.
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There's a rock-
solid elegance to
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the arguments.
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So elegant.
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Popo is
shattering your souls.
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Shattering souls.
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Popo is taking
obvious metaphors
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too literally.
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Now she's doing
sign language.
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She's moving
her hands.
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She's signing
in tongues.
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She's lifting her
voice, such as it were.
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She's raising
our spirits.
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Now she's touching
her feces as
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they come out
of her bottom.
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Now she's
sniffing her finger.
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Oh, she
overexerted herself.
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Daddy!
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Honey, I've
been moved by a beast.
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Come, sit.
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You're 16 now,
and I know you've had sex.
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Of course.
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You know that,
daddy.
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Well, we're
Christians, and I
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want you to sign
a revirgination
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pledge to me
and the big man upstairs.
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Who are
these people?
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Where did June go?
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I vow to see
her again.
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[Grunts]
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Vow locked in!
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I got a contract
at church.
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Oh, neat.
Let me see.
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No need to
read every word, honey.
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It's all
standard language.
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Boilerplate.
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It just says you
vow to be a
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born-again virgin
and never have
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sex out
of wedlock.
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Sure, daddy.
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And initial
here and here.
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Bite down on this.
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And write your
measurements here.
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I'm a virgin again.
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Not yet.
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[Knock on door]
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Hymen guy.
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Oh, good.
He's here.
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Hymen guy.
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Who's this?
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You wanted to
be a virgin again.
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He's gonna make
that dream a
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reality for you.
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But I don't want
a new hymen.
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I want to go out.
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You should have
read the contract.
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Now, you got
a bunch of choices.
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We got the
tropical beach.
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That's pina colada-
cherry flavored.
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We got the growler,
the gobbler,
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fangs for
the ovaries.
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We got the Apple
Dumpling Gang,
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signed by Don
Knotts himself.
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The French
stickler for her
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pleasure and
his Au Bon pain.
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We got the
Nature's Candy, made
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from recycled
elephant hymen and raisins.
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The Gray Lady.
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It really delivers.
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This is the
Rice Rocket.
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You don't want it.
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It's Jap crap.
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The We Shall
Overcome.
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The Mud Flaps.
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Turn it inside out.
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It's a duvet.
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Moons over
my h-ovaries.
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That's an
anal hymen.
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The Lox Box,
for frigid Jews.
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They all come
with the free
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banana, except for the
We Shall Overcome.
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We want the
basic model.
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Nothing fancy.
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Standard
double-wide.
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Daddy, this one
has an MP3 player.
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Can I?
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I could never
say no to a
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virgin.
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Turn it on.
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We're back.
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WCRST... Succotash
and the bird
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in the morning.
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The Christian zoo radio
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hooty-hoo,
featuring Succotash
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and the bird
in the morning.
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Accept the Savior,
get into the
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glorious kingdom
of heaven.
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Succotash,
Succotash.
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Call us up,
win some cash!
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We got Christ,
we got faith, we
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got traffic on the 1s,
weather on the what?
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We got Popo
the preachin'
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gorilla in the studio.
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How you doing
today, Popo?
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King of making
a splash in the
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preaching scene.
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Make a splash,
make a splash, Succotash.
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Call us up,
win some cash!
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Well, it's 5:55.
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Let's check in
on the 5 W's.
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We got who,
what, when, where,
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why... how's
the weather this morning?
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Weather's
on the traffic.
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Traffic's on the...
no time.
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Succotash,
Succotash.
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Win some cash!
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Accept Christ
into your heart.
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Look down
on us from the
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glorious
kingdom of heaven.
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Popo, I
understand you're
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starting your
own 700 club.
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Seven's a
prime number.
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You're in the
prime of your life.
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Life could change.
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Win a chunk
of change.
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Succo-cash,
Succotash.
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Call us up,
win some cash.
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Got a caller on line 7.
Are you there?
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Yeah. Did I
win some cash?
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Oh!
So close...
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Was the
phrase that pays.
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And we give praise.
Bow your heads.
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Thanks for
coming in, Popo.
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Coming up, we
got traffic on the 1s.
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It's traffic every
one second.
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There's traffic!
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There's traffic!
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No traffic!
There's traffic!
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Sigalert raybirds!
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[Applause]
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Popo is
blessing you all for tuning in.
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And she's now
welcoming her first guest.
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Seems to be a
famous Christian
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hollywood actor.
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Thanks so much
for having me, Popo.
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You're quite
an inspiration.
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I hereby vow to never
disappoint you.
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Huh?
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[Grunting]
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Huh? Huh?
It's not working!
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[Grunting]
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The author is
lobbing lobbing
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hollow
praise at Popo.
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Popo says she
understands the
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actor has a clip
of his upcoming movie.
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Yes.
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This is a passion
project for me.
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It's about a good
Christian who
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sacrifices everything.
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And in this scene...
well, just take a look.
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Welcome to
the afterlife.
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You will experience
an eternity
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of infinite joy
in this realm.
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But my sexy
wife is still
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down there,
and those Philipino
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gators are
about to eat her!
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I'm sorry.
You can't go back.
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I'm not taking
no for an answer!
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Get me the hell
out of heaven.
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In the name of
the father, the
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son, and the
- holy sh...
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lifting
"seventh hellven"
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part eight to
number one at the
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box office
for the ninth
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straight week,
thanks to the
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popo-ularity
of Popo the
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gorilla, who
some believe is the
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second or even
third coming of
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the Messiah.
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Messiah or not,
Popo has
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literally converted
everyone on
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the planet to
Christianity.
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00:08:45,079 --> 00:08:47,411
That's over
5 billion served.
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Poor monkey.
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00:08:48,471 --> 00:08:50,098
And as you may
not know, every
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human on the
earth is right now
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00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,488
gathering in
a celebration to
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accept Popo
as our universal savior.
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We go there live.
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Popo is saying
that once we
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all accept her,
we will ascend
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into glory.
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00:09:02,037 --> 00:09:02,969
Popo says 10.
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00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:04,011
Popo says 9.
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00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:05,382
Glory?
313
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,521
I can't lose my
love to glory.
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00:09:07,612 --> 00:09:11,514
I've got
to get her.
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00:09:11,608 --> 00:09:12,802
Popo says 1.
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00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:14,942
All:
We surrender to Popo!
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00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:17,524
Popo!
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00:09:17,618 --> 00:09:19,381
God has taken her!
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00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:21,592
All:
What the... weird!
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00:09:21,682 --> 00:09:24,480
You know,
to be honest, I was a
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00:09:24,569 --> 00:09:27,231
tiny bit skeptical
about this
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whole
"Popo's the Messiah" thing
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before that
happened.
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00:09:32,461 --> 00:09:35,225
But now I really
do surrender
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to Popo!
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We're all special.
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00:09:44,281 --> 00:09:46,613
So if I have
sex with that
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gorilla, the
entire world will
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go to heaven?
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Balls never lie.
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The world's
hymen shall be
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restored...
innocence regained.
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Hot dog!
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00:09:57,781 --> 00:09:58,975
I'm getting me some
335
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world-soul-saving
ape snoochidoo!
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00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,002
Sucker.
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00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,979
Just tell them
what they want to
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00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:07,791
hear...
"follow your heart."
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00:10:07,888 --> 00:10:08,980
Come on.
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00:10:09,064 --> 00:10:10,622
You've got to
me able to open
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00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,006
your mouth
wider than that.
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00:10:12,086 --> 00:10:12,916
Xavier!
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00:10:12,993 --> 00:10:14,984
I've analyzed the
brain j-j-juice.
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00:10:15,075 --> 00:10:16,667
The thoughts...
they're coming
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00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:17,982
from within
your head!
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00:10:18,063 --> 00:10:19,553
Get out of your head!
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00:10:19,641 --> 00:10:30,074
[Echoing]
Get out of your head!
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00:10:30,219 --> 00:10:32,187
And that's when
he realized
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00:10:32,267 --> 00:10:34,235
that to stand
and consider all
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00:10:34,316 --> 00:10:36,307
possibilities
is to drown in a
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00:10:36,398 --> 00:10:38,059
tunneling
sea of infinite
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00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:39,236
potentiality.
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00:10:39,319 --> 00:10:41,617
So he changed
his mind and took
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00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:43,364
the path on
the right.
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00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:44,280
His right.
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00:10:44,356 --> 00:10:46,381
If you are facing
him, it's your
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00:10:46,472 --> 00:10:48,736
left.
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00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:59,780
Push!
Honey, push!
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00:10:59,871 --> 00:11:03,170
It's some kind
of monster!
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00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:13,237
Just two
more Xaviers left.
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00:11:13,337 --> 00:11:14,736
Out there.
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00:11:14,814 --> 00:11:17,305
[Echoing]
Somewhere.
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00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,991
[Bell tolling]
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