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Just how
deep does my
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soul go?
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Does my...
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Xavier, this
is your special day!
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Today you
will finally be
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recognized
for the great
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achievements
you've made as the
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world's number-
one guardian angel!
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Please.
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I don't do it for
the accolades.
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Here's the
orphan whose life
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you saved!
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Oh. Well...
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this is the priest
you rescued!
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That's the
wino who mouthed
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my bottom!
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We're all dead!
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[Clears throat]
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You haven't
saved any of us.
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Well, he's
about to, uh...
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save this baby!
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[Thinking]
I have
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to do my laundry.
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[Glass shattering]
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Uh-oh.
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I've fallen
asleep on my
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dream
catcher again.
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Judging by the
amount of dream
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goo, it was
some powerful stuff.
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Dreams...
they're the hurricanes
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that wash the
soul filth from
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the superdome
of our night mind.
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I know people
out there are
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dreaming for
my cleansing rain
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to rinse away
all sufferage.
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I dream hard
of helping people.
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Oh, yeah.
Helping people...
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[strained]
Helping people...
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[groaning]
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Oh, God.
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Oh, gonna pop...
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[echoing]
Pop, pop, pop...
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People!
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There's a lady
being raped!
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A man is
raping a lady!
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And this
lady is named
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Mother Earth.
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And the man...
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Feel that beef
right there.
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...she is man.
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Hey, you,
shut up.
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Shut up, freak!
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Yeah, yeah.
Shut up!
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Yeah!
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The earth ain't
fleeting in her
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plentiful bounties!
Shoot!
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I ought to
punch his
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vacation-raping
face from here
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to the local
bus station.
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What you ought
to do is take
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care of that
frisky wife of yours.
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You're right!
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You're embarrassing
me, honey!
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Young one,
we must care for
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our Mother Earth,
for she is the
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brain of
the universe.
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Come.
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Tune in to the
wavelength of our
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global
consciousness.
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If the earth is a
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brain, does it
have dreams...
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[echoing]
Dreams, dreams,
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dreams, dreams...
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[laughter]
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Hey.
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Beats workin'!
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"Darfur Doodle"
will be right
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black!
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TV... the devil's
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dream box.
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Yeah. TV...
really rots your nud.
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Whoopsie doodle!
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There was a mix-up
at the cookie factory!
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We made the
cookies way too big,
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and the
chocolate chips
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b-b-b-b-blue?!
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My God!
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No one deserves
a mix-up that bad.
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I've got to help
those poor bastards.
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Clumso the
cookie chef really
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popped a boner into
these yummy snacks!
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Blue chocolate
whoopsie doodles!
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Available for
a limited time only!
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Damn you,
clumso!
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How many times
am I going to
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have to clean
up your messes?!
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For this is
my destiny...
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Uh-oh!
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Now there was
a factory mix-up!
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We accidentally
mixed up the
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cookie factory
with the tampon factory!
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Now our cookies
absorb up to
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2 pints of flavor!
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Yummy!
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And the light
floral scent keeps
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me feeling
fresh all day!
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These blue-
chocolate-chip
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tampons are
goo-ably, chewably huge!
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So huge,
it hurts!
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Just slice
and insert!
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They make it
safe to wear
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white pants,
and they're nice and huge!
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I gobble
them while they
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gobble my filth.
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What do I care?
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It's my time...
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for my yummy...
period.
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Exclamation point!
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Question mark.
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If left in mouth
more than
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three days,
cookies may cause
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toxic shock.
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Two factory
screw-ups in one town!
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[Sniffs]
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Something
smells fishy, and I
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intend to get to
the bottom of this barrel.
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[Echoing]
It is my destiny.
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Huh.
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Everything looks
prettier on TV.
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I heard about your tragic
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mix-ups, and
I'm here to help.
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Sir, this is private property.
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The company has
a policy of not
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cottoning to freaks
'round these parts.
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You've obviously got
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something to hide.
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Maybe you're
doing damage to
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this beautiful
ecosystem.
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Well, I'm gonna
go above your
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head and
find out.
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What's that,
Mother Earth?
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You say this
factory is
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poisoning you?
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And you need
my help?
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What's that?
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You want me to
repeat everything you say?
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What?
Sure.
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I'd love to
hear a joke.
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Who's there?
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Banana who?
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Banana who?
Banana...
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Banana who?!
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Orange-na whom?
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[Chuckles]
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[Laughs]
I am pretty glad.
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I'm gonna let you go.
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Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
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Okay.
Bye.
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It's been
good times,
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dream catcher.
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That takes
care of that nightmare.
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[Creaking]
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[Alarm buzzing]
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I just did a solid
in the creek, everyone.
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No need to
thank me.
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What you
talkin' 'bout, freak?
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We all just
lost our jobs!
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That was the
last job in town.
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Now my poor
family will have to
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live off my farm.
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It not mu...
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I'm on a helping
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roll, and I'd be
glad to do a
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solid all over
your family.
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We've been
through enough.
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Hey.
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You're that freak
who warned us
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about the
fleetingness of
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earth's
plentiful bounties.
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Well,
I'm a good
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farmhand,
and I don't need
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much... just five
hots and a cot
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and a queen-size
lazy-bread bed.
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And a
flat-screen iTV.
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And a
wi-fi hotspot.
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And a
breakfast nook.
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A sauna, a
conversation nook,
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some of them
crazy cookies.
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Orange you
glad I didn't say "banana"?
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[Laughs]
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We're in a drought.
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I can give
you a plate of
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weevils
every day.
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Deal.
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[Thinking]
Sucker.
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I would have settled
for every other day.
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[Rooster crows]
Daddy!
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At least this brutal
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drought hasn't
taken your poor grandma.
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That's my daughter.
She 14.
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[Thinking]
Ooh.
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Nice and legal.
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We don't got
much, but we can
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let you stay in
the dust room.
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[Sneezes]
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Why don't you
just leave, skip
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town, and abandon
your family?
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I was born in
this house, and
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I'll die in this
house... both
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of starvation.
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We been working
this land for
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six generations.
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This whole land
used to be as
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fertile as a
Nicaraguan slut.
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This crop looks strong.
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It's all dust
corn... flaky
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as a Philipino
granny in a
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pyramid scheme.
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If we don't get
rain soon, we
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might have to
tighten our belts
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tighter than
a Jew in a...
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Oh, shoot.
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One of my boys
got hold of my belt!
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Aw, he's just showing
off for company.
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Folks are
even starved for
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attention
'round here.
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Feel my bicep.
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Grab that
man meat.
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We know the
lord will provide.
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And if our lot
is to shrivel and
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die, well, then
he'll provide that.
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Oh, if we
only had rain!
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Rain...
it's just God's tears.
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I know a
Shamanic Navajo rain
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dance that
hasn't just blown
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minds, it's
blown ducts...
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tear ducts.
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I'm willing
to try any
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precipitation
boogie you got.
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Hey-ya-ho-oh,
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hey-ya-oh...
oh, shucks.
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I forgot it.
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But we can jog
my memory with
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the Lakota memory-
jogging dance.
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Just show
me how.
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Hey-ya-hoo...
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I... can't remember the
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memory-
jogging dance.
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I know...
the irony is rich.
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So all we have
to do is the
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Iroquois Irony-
melting dance,
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and we'll
be golden.
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Do you remember
that one?
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Of course.
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This noodle
is a steel cage.
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But only God can
do that dance,
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and it has
to be raining.
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That's the
irony part.
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Damn this
circular logic!
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Just do it,
weirdo!
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Just do
your dance!
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[Shotgun cocks]
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Not at me!
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God has to
do that dance.
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Dance, God!
Dance!
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We made you up,
and we can take
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you down!
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It's working!
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Wait.
This 'tain't rain.
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00:08:21,144 --> 00:08:23,237
It's God's blood.
271
00:08:23,312 --> 00:08:26,145
Papa!
You shot God!
272
00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:33,505
[Shrieking]
273
00:08:33,582 --> 00:08:34,776
What have I done?
274
00:08:34,849 --> 00:08:37,374
So you admit
it is your fault.
275
00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,145
You kill off the
corn mutants.
276
00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:41,584
I'll stay back
and protect the womenfolk.
277
00:08:41,652 --> 00:08:42,482
Oh.
278
00:08:42,552 --> 00:08:44,543
Society's about
to end, girl,
279
00:08:44,619 --> 00:08:46,416
and it's up to
us to start
280
00:08:46,487 --> 00:08:48,182
repopulating
the planet.
281
00:08:48,254 --> 00:08:49,278
I suppose.
282
00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,616
Really?
283
00:08:50,688 --> 00:08:51,518
Ugh! Aah!
284
00:08:51,588 --> 00:08:53,522
I just repopulated
my pants.
285
00:08:53,589 --> 00:08:56,581
Wait. "pop."
That's it!
286
00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:58,750
Time for a
snack attack!
287
00:08:58,824 --> 00:09:00,849
Pop 'em, papa!
Pop 'em!
288
00:09:00,925 --> 00:09:02,017
Got 'em!
289
00:09:02,092 --> 00:09:03,218
I'm a crop stopper!
290
00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,692
Spread the
word 'round town...
291
00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,228
There's blood popcorn
for everyone!
292
00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:09,262
I'll order a movie!
293
00:09:09,328 --> 00:09:12,320
Better put a hold on
294
00:09:12,396 --> 00:09:14,489
the movie.
295
00:09:14,563 --> 00:09:16,428
The trees are
clear-cutting all
296
00:09:16,497 --> 00:09:17,327
of downtown!
297
00:09:17,398 --> 00:09:19,195
Nature is out
to make us pay
298
00:09:19,264 --> 00:09:21,129
for our sins
against the earth!
299
00:09:21,199 --> 00:09:23,360
Nature is
alive... and it's angry!
300
00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:25,196
I know what to do.
301
00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,257
Hop on.
302
00:09:31,569 --> 00:09:35,061
I can't look!
303
00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:35,967
Aah!
304
00:09:36,037 --> 00:09:37,265
Hand cramp!
305
00:09:37,337 --> 00:09:39,362
You better
take over.
306
00:09:39,438 --> 00:09:42,100
I'll do my
best to try.
307
00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:50,067
[Siren wails]
308
00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:51,109
[Tires screech]
309
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,335
So, what's
your plan?
310
00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:53,934
I think
we should,
311
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,068
uh, you
know, uh...
312
00:09:55,144 --> 00:09:56,668
Pack all the
maxi bites in
313
00:09:56,744 --> 00:09:57,608
the smokestack?
314
00:09:57,678 --> 00:09:59,646
Don't just stand there.
315
00:09:59,712 --> 00:10:02,203
Chop, chop my
plan into action.
316
00:10:05,347 --> 00:10:07,577
We've only got
one shot to plug
317
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,843
up God's drippy
heaven crevice.
318
00:10:09,915 --> 00:10:11,576
Hey, Godsteress...
319
00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:13,310
suck on this!
320
00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:15,010
[Gun cocks]
321
00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:16,210
It stuck!
322
00:10:16,284 --> 00:10:17,114
I did it!
323
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:19,880
I stopped God's
heavy flow, and
324
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,513
her cycle of
madness is over.
325
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:24,817
At least for
this month.
326
00:10:24,887 --> 00:10:29,381
I guess dreams
do come true.
327
00:10:29,455 --> 00:10:30,854
So God
is a lady.
328
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:33,220
I know because
I got her sopping
329
00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:35,554
wet, and then
I gave God's junk
330
00:10:35,624 --> 00:10:37,023
her just
desserts.
331
00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:39,252
Someone's gonna
have to mop up
332
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:40,759
all this
booty sauce.
333
00:10:40,826 --> 00:10:41,850
Booty sauce?
334
00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:42,756
Yes.
335
00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:45,158
You see, son,
God is a woman.
336
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,594
And every woman
has a special
337
00:10:47,661 --> 00:10:50,027
hole that's the
source of all life.
338
00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:52,493
It's called the booty hole.
339
00:10:52,563 --> 00:10:53,393
Really?
340
00:10:53,464 --> 00:10:54,556
Yep.
341
00:10:54,631 --> 00:10:57,191
You can read all
about it on my blog.
342
00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:58,562
I got to ramble on.
343
00:10:58,632 --> 00:11:01,533
You can find your
own way home.
344
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,329
[Clock ticking]
345
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,563
[Echoing]
Whoopsie doodle!
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00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:11,163
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