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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,888 --> 00:00:06,612 weak from drifting on the longest mosey ever rambled. 2 00:00:06,732 --> 00:00:09,719 Weeks with no meal or beverage 3 00:00:09,839 --> 00:00:15,624 blistering desert pounding me to the crosine-tipped brink of insanity 4 00:00:15,744 --> 00:00:19,658 Yet, perhaps there is truth in sand madness. 5 00:00:19,778 --> 00:00:23,268 s-a-n-d - m-a-d-n-e-s-s 6 00:00:23,388 --> 00:00:26,375 f-e-e-d - m-e 7 00:00:33,645 --> 00:00:37,559 s-a-n-d - m-a-d-n-e-s-s 8 00:00:39,897 --> 00:00:44,477 You have rambled well, thus I shall answer questions three. 9 00:00:44,597 --> 00:00:48,247 -Who am I? -I cannot tell you that, Sire. 10 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:52,079 -Where did I come from? -I cannot tell you that. 11 00:00:52,199 --> 00:00:54,614 Cor, blimey! you have one question left. 12 00:00:54,734 --> 00:00:57,117 Why are you pretending to be British? 13 00:00:57,237 --> 00:01:01,001 I have always admired the British. You are out of questions 14 00:01:01,121 --> 00:01:03,628 but your quest has just begun. 15 00:01:05,597 --> 00:01:07,905 Who are you? 16 00:01:10,177 --> 00:01:13,656 I guess it's true what they say about a camel's ass. 17 00:01:13,776 --> 00:01:15,147 I am hungry. 18 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:16,838 Computer..Computer, come in. 19 00:01:16,839 --> 00:01:20,517 -y-y-yes, Xavier? -Computer, I need sustenance to eat. 20 00:01:20,518 --> 00:01:20,824 -turn 21 00:01:20,825 --> 00:01:21,134 towards 22 00:01:21,135 --> 00:01:21,678 your 23 00:01:22,128 --> 00:01:23,434 left. 24 00:01:24,309 --> 00:01:27,841 Let me get, uh, two packs of cigarettes before I go. 25 00:01:27,961 --> 00:01:32,265 -I gotta warn you, they say every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life. 26 00:01:32,385 --> 00:01:36,117 -Well hey, if I keep smoking fast enough, I'll get younger 27 00:01:36,237 --> 00:01:38,591 -Shit, you're a bad, little boy. 28 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:43,393 -Besides, they say every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life. 29 00:01:43,513 --> 00:01:45,715 I just chowed me down a year's worth. 30 00:01:45,835 --> 00:01:47,952 -Shoot, you're a naughty boy. 31 00:01:48,072 --> 00:01:51,207 I'd like to put your over my knee and spank you some. 32 00:01:51,327 --> 00:01:53,290 -You keep your hands off him. 33 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:54,202 His bottom 34 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,350 is his personal, private place. 35 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,214 -How long you been standing there, you freak? 36 00:01:58,334 --> 00:02:00,202 -What are you, a Chinaman? 37 00:02:00,322 --> 00:02:02,403 -I wish I knew my self. 38 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:06,611 -We don't cotton to strange Chinamen with no sense of self, 39 00:02:06,731 --> 00:02:08,566 who stand secretly by 40 00:02:08,686 --> 00:02:11,282 for indeterminate amounts of time. 41 00:02:11,402 --> 00:02:13,409 Gonna put you in a world of hurt. 42 00:02:13,529 --> 00:02:16,031 Take that, taste the pain. Take that, taste the pain. 43 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:17,828 Take, take, take, take -Whoo boi! 44 00:02:17,948 --> 00:02:20,118 See that basket of fries over there? 45 00:02:20,238 --> 00:02:24,003 Well, it looks like this week Xavier's got hisself a basket of pain. 46 00:02:24,123 --> 00:02:25,512 -Stop the talking! -Whoo boi! 47 00:02:25,632 --> 00:02:29,797 -Look! There's been a significant discovery at an archaeological dig. 48 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:34,306 -Here to announce that we have discovered the oldest cave drawing known to man. 49 00:02:34,426 --> 00:02:38,757 The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort. 50 00:02:38,877 --> 00:02:43,510 -Is this finally the clue to my mysterious origins? 51 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,433 -Yes, we're going to look closer, to look deeper for hidden meaning 52 00:02:47,553 --> 00:02:51,176 -Gentlemen, I've got to take this, Gentlemen. 53 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,677 -Looks like you and me is all alone. 54 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:55,772 Now who's being naughty? 55 00:02:56,411 --> 00:02:59,102 Frittata! Barracade. 56 00:02:59,564 --> 00:03:01,002 Easy.. 57 00:03:01,122 --> 00:03:04,692 Eeeasy! 58 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:08,144 EEeasyyy.. 59 00:03:12,133 --> 00:03:13,482 Computer, Analysis 60 00:03:13,602 --> 00:03:13,950 My 61 00:03:13,951 --> 00:03:14,405 computer 62 00:03:14,406 --> 00:03:14,683 is 63 00:03:14,684 --> 00:03:15,228 down. 64 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:15,854 All I 65 00:03:15,855 --> 00:03:16,167 can tell 66 00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:16,535 you is-s-s: 67 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:17,240 Analyzing 68 00:03:17,241 --> 00:03:17,711 the brush 69 00:03:17,712 --> 00:03:18,101 strokes 70 00:03:18,102 --> 00:03:18,658 on it 71 00:03:18,659 --> 00:03:19,013 I-I-I-It's 72 00:03:19,014 --> 00:03:19,513 forty-six 73 00:03:19,514 --> 00:03:19,756 thou- 74 00:03:19,757 --> 00:03:19,986 -sand 75 00:03:19,987 --> 00:03:20,288 nine 76 00:03:20,289 --> 00:03:20,483 h-h-h-h-h- 77 00:03:20,484 --> 00:03:20,933 -undred and 78 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:21,480 thirty-nine 79 00:03:21,481 --> 00:03:21,989 years 80 00:03:22,456 --> 00:03:22,610 a- 81 00:03:22,611 --> 00:03:22,770 nd-d-d-d 82 00:03:22,771 --> 00:03:22,991 eight 83 00:03:22,992 --> 00:03:23,174 y-tw 84 00:03:23,175 --> 00:03:23,292 o 85 00:03:23,293 --> 00:03:23,576 days 86 00:03:23,577 --> 00:03:24,227 old. 87 00:03:24,228 --> 00:03:25,463 -I'm going to have to 88 00:03:25,464 --> 00:03:26,954 go back in time 89 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:29,261 and find who did this painting 90 00:03:29,262 --> 00:03:29,634 and 91 00:03:29,635 --> 00:03:30,007 what 92 00:03:30,008 --> 00:03:30,380 it 93 00:03:30,381 --> 00:03:31,037 means, 94 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:31,675 means, 95 00:03:31,676 --> 00:03:32,847 but how? 96 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:35,315 -Every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life. 97 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,966 -Every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life. 98 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,351 -Every cigarette takes 17 minutes off your life. 99 00:03:40,352 --> 00:03:42,961 -Every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life. 100 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:45,216 -Can you dumb it down a notch? 101 00:03:45,285 --> 00:03:47,417 -If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, 102 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:48,607 you can go back in time. 103 00:03:48,658 --> 00:03:53,373 -Oooh, you are a bad, bad boy. 104 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,746 -Sayonara, 105 00:04:09,353 --> 00:04:10,223 -Ooh, 106 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,465 Ooga booga. 107 00:04:11,535 --> 00:04:13,116 Nimgok look goood. 108 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:15,335 -You leave that bicep alone, 109 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:16,062 That's your 110 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,944 personal, private place. 111 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:20,109 -Ooga booga, how long you stand there, freak? 112 00:04:20,179 --> 00:04:22,239 You some kinda ooga booga Chinaman? 113 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:24,351 Me put you in world of hurt. 114 00:04:24,421 --> 00:04:26,712 Take that, ooga booga, taste the pain 115 00:04:26,782 --> 00:04:32,835 -Whoo boi! order up. Old Xavier's got another basket of pain fries on his plate 116 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:36,758 and the emotional ketchup is a blubbering wail of tears. 117 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:42,420 I'm not crying, I've just got something in my eye, just tears. 118 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,713 Why are you crying? -Why you crying? 119 00:04:45,783 --> 00:04:47,767 -What's that bruise on your face? 120 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:51,574 -Ooga booga, what bruise on your face? 121 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:54,318 I just fell down..the cave stairs. 122 00:04:54,388 --> 00:04:58,036 Ooga booga, me fell down cave stairs. 123 00:04:58,106 --> 00:05:00,169 I may stink like cock 124 00:05:00,489 --> 00:05:02,495 but I'm no spring chicken. 125 00:05:02,565 --> 00:05:04,625 Is it a husband? boyfriend? 126 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:05,797 gal pal? 127 00:05:05,867 --> 00:05:07,962 What's the matter, pussy got your tongue? 128 00:05:08,032 --> 00:05:08,716 -Maybe. 129 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:11,911 It my husband. He only does 'cause he 130 00:05:11,981 --> 00:05:13,509 love me. -No, 131 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:15,780 That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. 132 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:18,425 Maybe he does it because you're stupid. 133 00:05:18,495 --> 00:05:20,644 -Maybe. -Well, if that's love, 134 00:05:20,714 --> 00:05:23,574 then I'd like to make some love to his mouth. 135 00:05:23,644 --> 00:05:25,618 -Maybe don't get him angry. 136 00:05:25,688 --> 00:05:30,740 -From now on, I'm your guardian. I'll be standing right behind you 137 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:32,766 and if he wants to get to me, 138 00:05:32,836 --> 00:05:36,363 he's gonna have to punch his way through you first. 139 00:05:36,433 --> 00:05:39,705 -Maybe he do not mean to do it. 140 00:05:39,775 --> 00:05:43,345 -Looks like he's done over twelve- hundred dollars worth of damage. 141 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:46,766 Far as I know, you were pretty before all of this started. 142 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:48,476 Maybe.. 143 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,414 -Your quest is nearly complete. 144 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:55,729 The answer of your origin is nigh. 145 00:05:55,799 --> 00:05:59,388 s-a-n-d- - -m-a-d-n-e-s-s 146 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,914 But can madness hold the truth? 147 00:06:01,984 --> 00:06:03,827 Come, enter into 148 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,084 the world of hurt 149 00:06:07,207 --> 00:06:09,436 -What is this place? 150 00:06:09,506 --> 00:06:12,365 -This land is the physical manifestation 151 00:06:12,435 --> 00:06:14,786 of brute, inarticulate rage. 152 00:06:14,856 --> 00:06:17,006 -Yeah, no doi. 153 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:19,497 -That is the peak of disappointment. 154 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,514 and those are the nerve worms. 155 00:06:21,584 --> 00:06:24,567 They're consuming the carcass of your contentment. 156 00:06:24,637 --> 00:06:27,053 -You did this to me. 157 00:06:27,330 --> 00:06:30,926 -This is the beach of unbearable facts. 158 00:06:31,198 --> 00:06:33,812 -Your body stinks like egg. 159 00:06:35,048 --> 00:06:38,294 -And this is the forest of Daddy's fist. 160 00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:40,171 -Ow! Daddy! 161 00:06:40,241 --> 00:06:41,320 No, Daddy! 162 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,899 -You wanted to know from whence you came. 163 00:06:43,969 --> 00:06:47,680 If you dare, gaze into the lake of torturous truth. 164 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:51,013 This is your mother the night you were conceived. 165 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:55,767 -Hey everybody, let's get wasted tonight 166 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:57,653 and party! 167 00:06:57,723 --> 00:07:00,407 Who wants more cherry wine? 168 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:03,126 -No, you're lying. This is a lie! 169 00:07:03,127 --> 00:07:04,529 Let me out of here! 170 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,205 Yoohoo, let me out of here 171 00:07:07,206 --> 00:07:08,241 -Yowch! 172 00:07:08,627 --> 00:07:11,697 -Ooga booga, me think me hear wife in me cave 173 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,355 with 'nother man. 174 00:07:18,823 --> 00:07:22,578 -Go on, I no longer fear your pain fries 175 00:07:22,648 --> 00:07:23,087 -Whoo boi! 176 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:26,420 -for in pain, I've found the truth. 177 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:29,000 and even though pain hurts, 178 00:07:29,070 --> 00:07:30,769 you need to confront pain 179 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:33,541 if you want to transcend the crushing pain 180 00:07:33,611 --> 00:07:35,223 of you inner pain 181 00:07:35,293 --> 00:07:39,531 -Nimgok want escape crushing inner pain, ooga booga. 182 00:07:39,601 --> 00:07:43,813 -Well, look inside yourself. Why do you hurt people? 183 00:07:43,883 --> 00:07:46,835 -'Cause Nimgok strong, ooga booga, Nimgok tough. 184 00:07:46,905 --> 00:07:49,964 -But why do you feel the need to be tough? 185 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,664 -'Cause if me let me guard down, ooga booga, 186 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:56,490 I guess me vulnerable to get hurt meself. 187 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,438 -Go on. 188 00:07:57,508 --> 00:08:00,389 -Ooga booga, maybe Nimgok fight because 189 00:08:00,459 --> 00:08:03,499 when Nimgok punch someone, ooga booga, 190 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:07,095 Nimgok get to touch someone. 191 00:08:07,165 --> 00:08:11,482 Me only hit you 'cause Nimgok love you. 192 00:08:11,552 --> 00:08:15,680 -Now that's the smartest thing I ever heard. 193 00:08:16,435 --> 00:08:22,087 If you're so tough, take up this feather and write what you feel. 194 00:08:22,157 --> 00:08:24,376 That's right, keep going. 195 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:25,395 3.. 196 00:08:25,628 --> 00:08:26,504 2.. 197 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:27,237 1.. 198 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,292 Now, what do you have? 199 00:08:29,362 --> 00:08:31,671 Me used to use violence, 200 00:08:31,741 --> 00:08:35,828 ooga booga, as me protective shell, ooga booga. 201 00:08:35,898 --> 00:08:39,797 but now me stow me fists for flight of life, 202 00:08:39,867 --> 00:08:43,605 ooga booga, and let me heart scream and yell. 203 00:08:43,675 --> 00:08:44,625 Jazz 204 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:47,396 Me let me spirit soar. 205 00:08:47,466 --> 00:08:51,169 Me let me soul glide and shine. 206 00:08:52,187 --> 00:08:55,335 -You just got in touch with someone very special. 207 00:08:55,405 --> 00:08:57,534 -Who? Who? Me kill him. 208 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,475 -Yourself. -Booya! 209 00:09:01,727 --> 00:09:04,123 You done so much for Nimgok. 210 00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:07,639 You give Nimgok psycho spiritual breakthrough. 211 00:09:07,709 --> 00:09:09,875 What can Nimgok do for you? 212 00:09:09,945 --> 00:09:13,112 -I'm looking for a painting on the cave walls. 213 00:09:13,182 --> 00:09:16,528 Have you seen it? It looks like this: 214 00:09:17,045 --> 00:09:19,441 -Yeah, you just make painting. 215 00:09:19,511 --> 00:09:21,981 Ooga booga. 216 00:09:23,161 --> 00:09:23,823 Xavier 217 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:24,473 my datas 218 00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:25,057 show that 219 00:09:25,058 --> 00:09:25,662 y-y-y-you 220 00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:25,853 did 221 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:26,026 the 222 00:09:26,027 --> 00:09:26,378 drawing 223 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,034 yourself. 224 00:09:27,104 --> 00:09:30,727 -You figured that out right after numb-nutted neander-balls. 225 00:09:30,797 --> 00:09:32,372 Now, get me back home. 226 00:09:32,442 --> 00:09:32,665 -The 227 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:33,046 bacon 228 00:09:33,047 --> 00:09:33,344 is 229 00:09:33,345 --> 00:09:33,624 still in 230 00:09:33,625 --> 00:09:34,441 your system. 231 00:09:34,511 --> 00:09:34,794 If you 232 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:35,217 get it out, 233 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:35,825 y-y-you might 234 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:36,028 be able 235 00:09:36,029 --> 00:09:36,098 to 236 00:09:36,099 --> 00:09:36,409 go 237 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:36,922 back. 238 00:09:40,676 --> 00:09:42,518 He's a witch! 239 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:47,391 Get him! -I'd better get the hell out of here! 240 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:51,023 I just spent American money on a Nagel print. 241 00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:53,616 Patrick Nagel just died. 242 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,071 Oh no, 243 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,630 It looks like I went a little too far. 244 00:10:06,756 --> 00:10:09,707 Perhaps there is truth in sand madness. 245 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,891 s-a-n-d- - -m-a-d-n-e-s-s 246 00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:15,832 f-e-e-d - m-e 247 00:10:15,902 --> 00:10:19,057 I'm not going to make that mistake again. 248 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:24,512 w-i-l-l - y-o-u - f-e-e-d - m-e-? 249 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,866 c-o-m-e - c-l-o-s-e-r 250 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,549 c-o-m-e - c-l-o-s-e-r 251 00:10:35,292 --> 00:10:35,757 BYE 252 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:40,357 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17195

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