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Yin.
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Yang.
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This world is
stitched from a
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ballet of
opposing forces.
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What's the opposite of day?
Night!
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What's the
opposite of black?
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White!
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What's the
opposite of salt?
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Pepper!
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No.
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They're just
two spices trying
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to get by.
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Shalam!
You got me.
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You're so smart.
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So...
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[sobbing]
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That's the way I cry.
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[Continues sobbing]
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That's the way I cry.
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I was trained for 22
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years to fight with my feet.
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But it takes a real man to
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console with his feet.
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That's-a so nice.
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Such-a
compassionate piggies.
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Unload your troubles
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unto me,
even if it's tough to swallow.
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I'm used to
swallowing huge loads.
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I'm-a gonna go broke.
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I'm-a just a
simple shop owner.
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I'm-a gonna go
out of the business.
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I'm going
to help you,
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even if it
kills us both.
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What is this place?
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Every morning,
with my hands,
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I splice-a
genetically unique
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domestic animals.
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But nobody she
want-a the freaky pet.
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This all looks
like good product.
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Nice place.
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I got-a the cheeky
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chipmunky...
90% of cheek.
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I got-a the
pocket hippo.
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All the cute of
the hippo with
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all the got-a
the pocket.
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I got-a the
deer-cat.
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I got-a
the giruppy.
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I got-a the
funny-bunny.
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I got-a the
pandelephant-baby.
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And I got-a
the unfunny-bunny.
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That's a
goodiful pet to meet.
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Or a little of each.
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I even got-a
the bag-a the purr.
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We gonna have-a to
put them to the death.
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Ay, chihuahua!
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Poor ay-chihuahua.
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My whole-a family been living
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off of the donkey
kong chops for weeks.
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It's not your store.
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You need a 'tude colonic to
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envisualize your success.
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Lucky for you,
I'm an
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eighth-degree
imaginationist.
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Picture with me this store
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crowded with customers,
swarmed with patrons.
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It's-a working.
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My eyes...
she sees-a success.
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I'm-a filled with-a hope.
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Act natural.
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See those guys
over my left shoulder?
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Don't you think it's a little
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odd that they're
wearing trench coats?
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That's-a no big deal.
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It's 95 degrees outside.
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I think something's
about to go down.
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Stay calm.
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Follow my lead.
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You, empty
out the register,
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or the old man gets dead.
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He doesn't
need this money.
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He's got-a the
power of positive thoughts.
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That was the last
of my cashamazoo.
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I can't even
imagine how my
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family will
suffer and starve.
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I can help you
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visualize that, too.
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Daddy,
you said I could
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choose anything
I want for my
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day gift, daddy.
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Just pick it quick, son.
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I's neglecting
my poor oil fields.
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Dino-goose...
boring.
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Wolf-akeet, gyno-moose...
sleepy beef.
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All bores me.
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I can't abide boredom.
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I'll never find
a pet unique
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enough to please me.
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This insolent
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microbillionaire is
cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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Crawlin' for a brawlin'.
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Achin' for a spiritual
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awakenin'.
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Poem done.
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I want that one,
daddy.
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Buy him.
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How much
for this one?
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I am not for sale.
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Hee-hee.
How silly.
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He amuses me,
daddy.
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Buy him.
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Look, I'll give
you $3,000 to
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spend two hours
with my son.
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I have my dignity.
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My dignity?
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That's why it's funny.
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If you don't get
him for me,
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I swear I'll start
loving mommy
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more than you.
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I'll give you
$50,000 for one
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day with my son.
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Give the money to him.
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I'll do it.
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But only to
teach this little
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brat the futility
of his greedy ways.
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I'm gonna name
him after me.
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Come on, me.
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Wrap him up.
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And now the guru
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shall make the
pupil his underling.
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The niblet shall
sup from the ear.
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The poet shall make
the metaphor his meaning.
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And the
dancer shall make
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movement
in his unitard.
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A present?
For me?
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Oh, goody.
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It's perfect.
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I have agreed to take
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you on as my
disciple, but you
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must obey
my every order. Sit, boy.
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Sit, me.
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I'm gonna break you
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down using
Navaho mysticism or
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Cherokee fisticism.
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Wise elders taught that
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resorting to
violence will never
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change a person
on the inside.
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In conflict,
you must rip your
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opponent a
new asshole in his
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consciousness.
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Soon, his mind will
be open to all truth.
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All hole.
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No ass.
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But, master, you
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can't punch someone
with your mind.
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Hold this board.
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Idiot.
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He totally
missed the board.
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Sit so I can ride you.
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I'll use my mental
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judo on the boy.
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"If I allow you
to control me,
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you surrender
control to me,"
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just quoth
the wise man.
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Gallop.
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Go! Faster!
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Faster!
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The master knows
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these material
possessions are meaningless.
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You're right.
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They mean nothing.
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Smash things.
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Smashing idea.
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Oh, it is fun.
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The master knows it
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is wrong to waste.
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Oh, you're right.
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Eat it.
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Eat it off the floor.
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Lick up my waste.
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Now I've got him
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eating out of the
palm of my brain.
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Would you treat your
grandmother this way?
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Oh, grand idea.
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You dress up like my dead
grandmummy.
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Master says the force
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of inner dignity
will erode the
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humiliation of
your oppressors.
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Hee-hee-hee.
You're so funny.
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Smash yourself
in the raisins,
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grandmummy.
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By smashing myself in
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the raisins,
I'm smashing your
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mind in the balls.
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[Grunts, gasps]
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It didn't work.
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[Groans]
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Why are you
making those
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horrid
groaning sounds?
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I'm in pain,
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you little turdlet.
- Silly.
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Pain is a myth
made up by poor
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people who
don't want to work.
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Tears are as
real as a unicorn's horn.
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I've got a
unicorn's-horn belt.
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Let's play
a board game.
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I'm bored.
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I win!
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What's my prize?
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Where are you
hiding my prize?
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Your prize is up here.
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Is it a puppy?
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We better whip
open the crate
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before he suffocates
like all the rest.
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I've got a game to play.
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Oh, goody.
Finally a game.
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It's been so long.
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I want to play.
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It's a role-playing game.
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We'll switch places.
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Oh, hello.
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I am the fancy son of
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Coffers Worthington.
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You must do what I say.
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I own you.
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But I'm just an insolent pet,
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and I bristle at the
orders of my owner.
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I just want to
yammer on about a
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dumb wise master
and have silly flashbacks.
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Well, go ahead.
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Have one.
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[Echoing]
What?
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Your superiority
is a gray phantom.
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To reach true
enlightenment, you
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must learn to become
one with the universe.
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Where am I?
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Who are you,
old man?
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Have someone
bring me my
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brambleberry broth.
Chop-chop.
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Once you connect to the
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mother consciousness,
you see we
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are all the
same creature in
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different forms.
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This place bores
me, and I am going home.
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I can't be late for...
for my... nightmare.
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[Bird screeches]
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If this is
wretched misery, daddy,
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then what is this
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moisture seeping from my
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beautiful eyes?
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You've made
the breakthrough.
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You have discovered suffering.
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And so you can return.
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So pain is real.
I hate it!
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I intend to
buy up all the
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suffering in the
world and drown
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it in the ocean
like a kitten.
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I know much
about suffering.
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I have been
a student of pain.
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The sum of my
life ponder can be
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glimpsed by
peering through my
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psyche crystal.
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Wrong side.
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Through here.
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Every luxury
has a deep price.
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Every indulgence,
a cosmic cost.
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Each fiber of
pleasure you
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experience
causes equivalent
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pain somewhere else.
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This is the first
law of emodynamics.
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Joy can be neither
created nor destroyed.
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The balance of
happiness is constant.
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Fact...
Every time you eat a
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bite of cake, someone gets
horsewhipped.
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Factor...
Every time two people
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kiss, an
orphanage collapses.
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Factest...
Every time a baby is
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born, an
innocent animal is
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severely mocked
for its physical appearance.
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Don't be a pleasure hog.
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Your ever smile is a dagger.
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Happiness is murder.
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Vote "yes" on
Proposition 1231.
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Think of some kids.
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Some kids.
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My frolicking life of
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laughter has
blood on its hands.
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Cake tastes like a
whiplash on my tongue.
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I farted on the
doorknob of justice.
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Wait until my daddy
finds out about this.
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He'll help with all his
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wonderful moneys.
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Your dad is the
worst of it all.
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He invented the
Worthington Sport rigger.
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Daddy would
never abide this
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if he could
see the world
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through the
eyes of the wise
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Native tribesmen.
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Great idea.
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[Tires screech]
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We inject your father
with this Indian blood.
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He'll see the world
as a noble Indian.
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[Snoring]
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This is how I sleep.
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Go, blood.
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Cleanse my daddy's
greed-strict chakra.
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I feel the Indian blood
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coursing up
through my soul.
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I am a Native American.
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At least 15%.
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That means I can
open me up a casino.
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Yee!
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[Chanting]
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How, y'all.
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Injun Chief Worthington here
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saying come
on down to my
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spankin'-new
firewater casino.
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Come bet on red.
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Our slots are looser
than local squaw.
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And we got
the trail of beers
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poker lounge.
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00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:26,321
My tribe's genocide
is your bona fide.
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00:09:26,395 --> 00:09:28,260
Come see if you
can wipe us out,
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chief smoke 'em
if you got 'em says.
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If you can't
beat 'em, wampum.
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00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:34,169
And, fellers,
it's all built
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on an ancient
injun strip club.
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00:09:35,952 --> 00:09:37,579
Their totem pole
dances and lap
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rain dances will
make your pole
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dance and
your lap rain.
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Just got to keep
my injun blood
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levels up to
the legal limit,
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and I'll get
richer every day.
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Put down the needle.
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Where did you
learn to do that?
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From you,
all right?
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00:09:51,088 --> 00:09:52,749
I learned from
watching you.
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Daddy, how
can you disgrace
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the sacred native
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interconnectedness?
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I want
universal oneness.
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Can't you buy
it for me, daddy?
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Soon, I can
buy you the dang
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old moon, boy.
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00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:05,514
I moved my
oil pumps to the
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00:10:05,589 --> 00:10:07,352
injun burial
ground, and I's
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00:10:07,427 --> 00:10:09,418
about to hit the
mother vein and
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00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:11,967
suck out that
sweet wampum sauce.
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The prophecy is foretold.
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By definition, a prophecy is
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that which is foretold.
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Eureka!
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We done struck red gold!
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Uh-oh.
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00:10:22,731 --> 00:10:23,823
The prophecy.
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[Men whooping]
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Savages.
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They're killing
women and children.
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If Prop 1231 had passed, this
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wouldn't have happened.
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00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:37,292
Only one thing
can save us now.
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It's all hooked up.
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Let her blow.
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Now go on.
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Re-genocide
those savages over
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there so we don't
have to fight them here.
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[Men whooping]
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My God.
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This cemetery's tainted with
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Arab blood.
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Ji-i-i-had!
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[Men whooping]
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You can take it from
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here, right, kid?
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00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,891
No. I don't think so.
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00:11:05,968 --> 00:11:07,162
I just want to...
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00:11:07,238 --> 00:11:08,205
W-where did he go?
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00:11:08,274 --> 00:11:09,764
Whelp, I guess it's
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time for me to
ramble on...
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to mosey down
that road of life.
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And hey, vote "yes" on
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Proposition 1231.
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The kids...
A whole, huge, big
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bucket of kids.
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