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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:51,898 Like any organ does as we grow older, 2 00:00:51,922 --> 00:00:54,055 the eye deteriorates and decays. 3 00:00:55,125 --> 00:00:59,325 Whether it is genetic predisposition Or environmental factors, 4 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:03,363 we are subject to losing the gift of sight, 5 00:01:04,201 --> 00:01:07,401 clouding the windows to our souls, if you will. 6 00:01:09,139 --> 00:01:12,339 Did you know that cataracts are now responsible 7 00:01:12,476 --> 00:01:14,276 for 48% of world blindness? 8 00:01:16,347 --> 00:01:20,094 Though aging is the primary cause, there are a wide variety... 9 00:01:20,118 --> 00:01:23,564 Devon, you are just going to grade papers the whole time? 10 00:01:23,588 --> 00:01:25,521 What? This is my lunch break. 11 00:01:26,724 --> 00:01:29,457 What do you want me? To do, pray for you? 12 00:01:29,661 --> 00:01:30,704 Your eye is fine, okay. 13 00:01:30,728 --> 00:01:35,242 Just like your teeth aren't getting Looser, and you did not have foot rot. 14 00:01:35,266 --> 00:01:36,266 Knock on wood. 15 00:01:37,969 --> 00:01:38,969 Oh, okay. 16 00:01:39,003 --> 00:01:42,203 I have to get the rest of these papers to my TA. 17 00:01:42,407 --> 00:01:43,474 However, I love you. 18 00:01:44,842 --> 00:01:45,842 You are okay. 19 00:01:45,987 --> 00:01:46,987 Love you. 20 00:01:47,011 --> 00:01:47,821 Say hi to the doc for me. 21 00:01:47,845 --> 00:01:50,912 See you after work, assuming I can still see. 22 00:01:54,452 --> 00:01:56,519 To irreversible loss of vision. 23 00:01:59,123 --> 00:02:00,123 Quinn. 24 00:02:05,674 --> 00:02:06,674 Hey there, pal. 25 00:02:06,698 --> 00:02:08,299 Hi, Dad. 26 00:02:09,301 --> 00:02:11,580 So, what is it this time? A little redness? 27 00:02:11,604 --> 00:02:15,550 Yeah, just in the left eye. A little dot's been there for about a week. 28 00:02:15,574 --> 00:02:16,574 Okay. 29 00:02:17,576 --> 00:02:19,909 Let us go. Let us just lean forward. 30 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:23,513 Place your chin on the plastic piece there. 31 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,850 In addition, look directly into the light. 32 00:02:28,354 --> 00:02:29,354 Right here. 33 00:02:31,190 --> 00:02:32,190 Good. 34 00:02:32,451 --> 00:02:34,251 Oh, by the way, your mother made some of that. 35 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:37,405 Egg salad that you love, you know, with the tarragon, 36 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:39,074 I brought some in for you. 37 00:02:39,098 --> 00:02:40,098 Thanks. 38 00:02:40,232 --> 00:02:41,765 Well, what do you know? 39 00:02:42,211 --> 00:02:43,211 Pingueculitis. 40 00:02:43,235 --> 00:02:45,947 It's an irritation or a thinning of the conjunctiva. 41 00:02:45,971 --> 00:02:48,083 It usually found In elderly people, 42 00:02:48,107 --> 00:02:50,440 Latinos, people who work outdoors. 43 00:02:51,844 --> 00:02:53,644 You the outdoorsy type now? 44 00:02:53,679 --> 00:02:56,146 I would go with Latino before outdoorsy. 45 00:02:56,382 --> 00:02:59,629 It could also have something to do with your nose. 46 00:02:59,653 --> 00:03:00,796 What is wrong with my nose? 47 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:03,199 Nothing. It is a beautiful nose, You got the Berman nose. 48 00:03:03,223 --> 00:03:07,336 Only it's, slightly more pronounced than other noses might be. 49 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,160 How does my nose size contribute to this? 50 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:12,397 It's acting as a, kind of, 51 00:03:12,832 --> 00:03:14,765 large reflector, if you will. 52 00:03:16,136 --> 00:03:18,003 Therefore, my nose is so large that, 53 00:03:18,571 --> 00:03:21,884 What, the reflection Is burning a hole in my eye? 54 00:03:21,908 --> 00:03:23,175 No, no, no, no, no. 55 00:03:24,611 --> 00:03:25,721 Just the lining of it. 56 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:28,012 The treatment is artificial tears 57 00:03:28,715 --> 00:03:30,648 and UV-protection sunglasses. 58 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:33,250 You are getting older there, my boy. 59 00:03:33,486 --> 00:03:35,019 Twenty-eight is not old. 60 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:35,698 Yeah. 61 00:03:35,722 --> 00:03:38,834 It is not really the age Where it makes any sense. 62 00:03:38,858 --> 00:03:39,858 Nor the race. 63 00:03:39,993 --> 00:03:42,660 All right, I will get your UV sunglasses. 64 00:03:43,496 --> 00:03:45,496 The women are going to love you. 65 00:03:45,832 --> 00:03:48,432 Dad, I have a girlfriend for 10 years. 66 00:03:48,768 --> 00:03:52,169 Kidding, I love Devon. When are you going to propose? 67 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:53,339 I was about to. 68 00:03:53,474 --> 00:03:54,741 I have Mama's ring. 69 00:03:55,376 --> 00:03:56,887 Now, with this illness... 70 00:03:56,911 --> 00:03:58,244 It is not an illness. 71 00:03:58,856 --> 00:03:59,856 It is a condition. 72 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,147 It is treatable. Marriage, I mean. 73 00:04:03,217 --> 00:04:07,030 How many times a day do I have? To put in the artificial tears? 74 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:07,698 Six to eight. 75 00:04:07,722 --> 00:04:10,000 Alternatively, I could just insert some punctual plugs. 76 00:04:10,024 --> 00:04:12,357 - Insert where. - In your punctual. 77 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:13,760 In my what? 78 00:04:13,994 --> 00:04:14,671 Tear ducts. 79 00:04:14,695 --> 00:04:16,840 Little, tiny, umbrella-shaped, silicon plugs 80 00:04:16,864 --> 00:04:20,811 that block out the drainage of tears, thus, irrigating the eye. 81 00:04:20,835 --> 00:04:21,411 I am a little... 82 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,680 Sit, sit. Come on, sit down, and sit down. 83 00:04:23,704 --> 00:04:26,637 That is it. Put your head between your legs. 84 00:04:26,941 --> 00:04:29,008 Your grandmother used to say... 85 00:04:31,212 --> 00:04:34,345 That means, "You only get one first marriage." 86 00:04:34,882 --> 00:04:36,015 That is inspiring. 87 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:37,383 Look... 88 00:04:38,853 --> 00:04:39,996 If Devon is the one, 89 00:04:40,020 --> 00:04:42,699 Unless there's a piece of coal in that ring, instead of a diamond, 90 00:04:42,723 --> 00:04:46,257 your sitting on it longer, Is not doing you any good. 91 00:04:47,262 --> 00:04:49,929 You saw the people in the waiting room. 92 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,265 They were all you, yesterday. 93 00:07:01,427 --> 00:07:08,061 WE WILL NEVER HAVE PARIS Review and Synchronization by Angel. 94 00:07:11,775 --> 00:07:12,775 Dev. 95 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:14,210 What? 96 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,877 Aren't you supposed to be at work? 97 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,147 Impersonating late Miles Davis. 98 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:21,695 What happened? 99 00:07:21,719 --> 00:07:24,198 No, nothing. I wanted sir to prize... 100 00:07:24,222 --> 00:07:26,889 To precise... I wanted to surprise you. 101 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,137 Okay. 102 00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:32,339 Wait, what did he say about your eye? 103 00:07:32,363 --> 00:07:33,563 Oh, no, it is fine. 104 00:07:33,965 --> 00:07:37,032 Actually, it put everything into perspective. 105 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,470 That well, I am finally... 106 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:45,407 You know... Moreover, I love you more than... 107 00:07:48,613 --> 00:07:50,013 Okay, I love you too. 108 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,349 However, you are scaring me. 109 00:07:54,152 --> 00:07:56,885 Therefore, there is nothing Wrong with your eye? 110 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:58,732 Yes, there is... No... 111 00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:01,156 Yes, there is... It is Pingueculitis. 112 00:08:01,426 --> 00:08:05,105 It is not a big deal, I am just Supposed to wear those glasses but... 113 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:08,575 Well, you know, I do know how Seriously, you take fashion. 114 00:08:08,599 --> 00:08:11,399 Yeah, says the girl Who only wears clogs? 115 00:08:11,566 --> 00:08:12,646 What? They are comfortable. 116 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:15,738 Yeah, well, that does not make They not clog. 117 00:08:16,575 --> 00:08:17,575 Very cloggy. 118 00:08:22,915 --> 00:08:23,915 What? 119 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:26,150 You are just my favorite. 120 00:08:29,321 --> 00:08:31,588 Well, you are up there for me too. 121 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:32,824 Well... 122 00:08:35,494 --> 00:08:36,761 The day has come... 123 00:08:38,397 --> 00:08:41,130 Oh, my God. You got a gig playing piano. 124 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,067 - I... - No, no, no. 125 00:08:44,136 --> 00:08:47,382 However, did not you send in your demo? Tape to the Thai restaurant? 126 00:08:47,406 --> 00:08:49,406 No one wants to hear live jazz. 127 00:08:49,575 --> 00:08:52,253 While they're eating microbe, It is too much. 128 00:08:52,277 --> 00:08:56,877 Come on, at some point you're going to Have to play in front of people. 129 00:08:57,616 --> 00:09:00,549 Anyway, I just wanted to... 130 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:02,720 I have to go. 131 00:09:03,555 --> 00:09:04,555 You have class. 132 00:09:04,757 --> 00:09:07,770 - Thank you so much for surprising me. - Okay. Okay. 133 00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:08,738 I am going to call you On the way home. 134 00:09:08,762 --> 00:09:11,874 I am sorry. I just supposed to be giving a lecture on Flaubert. 135 00:09:11,898 --> 00:09:15,031 You do not have to lecture them about Flaubert. 136 00:09:15,335 --> 00:09:16,545 Just say it nicely. 137 00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:18,902 - All right. Love you. - Love you. 138 00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:32,750 It is just this eye condition. 139 00:09:33,153 --> 00:09:34,420 Ping... Wait, what. 140 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:36,255 Pingueculitis. 141 00:09:37,057 --> 00:09:38,790 Is it... Is it contagious? 142 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:40,793 No. 143 00:09:41,828 --> 00:09:44,907 What are we doing with the rose? Petals, did I miss an order? 144 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:46,064 I am... Uh, I am... 145 00:09:47,834 --> 00:09:49,154 Okay, do not say Anything, Kelsey. 146 00:09:49,169 --> 00:09:51,702 However, I am going to ask Devon to marry me. 147 00:09:53,150 --> 00:09:54,150 Wow. 148 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:56,786 You know, I used to propose to Girls in elementary school. 149 00:09:56,810 --> 00:10:01,078 I mean, I was in elementary school too. It was not just illegal. 150 00:10:02,917 --> 00:10:04,250 Yay! Yay! 151 00:10:06,554 --> 00:10:07,554 Yeah. Thanks. 152 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:14,371 I mean, of course. I called it in high school. 153 00:10:14,395 --> 00:10:17,862 You did, yeah. What about you? You are still with... 154 00:10:18,866 --> 00:10:19,866 We broke up. 155 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,011 The basketball player. 156 00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,702 - We broke up too. - Oh. 157 00:10:23,304 --> 00:10:24,837 However, there is a new person, 158 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,039 Isaac, you will meet him tonight. 159 00:10:27,575 --> 00:10:29,295 We are having pizza Before Jameson's, right? 160 00:10:29,319 --> 00:10:31,054 - Yes, yeah. In addition, you are bringing... - Isaac. 161 00:10:31,078 --> 00:10:32,238 - Isaac. - Yeah, the mechanic. 162 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:34,224 Cool. Well, if it does not work out with him 163 00:10:34,248 --> 00:10:35,848 I have a great mechanic. 164 00:10:37,017 --> 00:10:38,150 - Thanks. - Yay. 165 00:10:45,292 --> 00:10:47,359 Can I talk to you for a second? 166 00:10:48,095 --> 00:10:49,095 Sure. 167 00:10:49,497 --> 00:10:51,965 I think I might be in love with you. 168 00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:54,034 A little. 169 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:56,570 With me? 170 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,872 No, you are right. Never mind. 171 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,041 No. Wait. 172 00:11:01,743 --> 00:11:03,054 - What? - I mean... 173 00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:05,990 Obviously, I do not want to ruin what we have here. 174 00:11:06,014 --> 00:11:06,958 In addition, I love Devon. 175 00:11:06,982 --> 00:11:08,902 She always buys me lottery Tickets on my birthday 176 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:10,728 'cause she know how much I want to win. 177 00:11:10,752 --> 00:11:12,085 However, it just hit me, 178 00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:14,554 That all these people, 179 00:11:14,856 --> 00:11:16,989 I mean, they do not challenge me. 180 00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:19,126 In addition, you... 181 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,694 You make me feel like a lady. 182 00:11:22,697 --> 00:11:23,697 In addition, you listen. 183 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,834 In addition, you make eye contact. 184 00:11:28,703 --> 00:11:33,036 Are you really going to marry the first girl you've ever been with? 185 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,180 Well... 186 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,182 One girl 187 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:42,749 in your entire life. 188 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,489 I am sorry. I should not have told you. 189 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,259 Yes, you should have. 190 00:11:51,371 --> 00:11:52,451 However, you can do better. 191 00:11:52,475 --> 00:11:53,795 Look at you, You are like a model. 192 00:11:53,819 --> 00:11:57,576 I mean, when we hug, I look like a skin tag hanging off of you. 193 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,600 Ewe! 194 00:12:00,503 --> 00:12:01,970 Come on, you are a man. 195 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,004 A man, what lead? You to believe that? 196 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:09,444 Sorry. 197 00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:11,979 I can get a little rough sometimes. 198 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:15,650 Sure. 199 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:17,652 Me too. 200 00:12:19,255 --> 00:12:20,532 I will see you tonight. 201 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:23,489 Right. Tonight, yeah. I will see you tonight. 202 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:29,996 - Oh, this one? - Yeah, that one. 203 00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:32,732 Yeah, thanks. This is lucky seven. 204 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:36,636 My mom got it for me, 'cause In my family, this is like... 205 00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:41,476 Therefore, what does? The tattoo on your neck says. 206 00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,013 "Veni, vidi, vici." 207 00:12:44,881 --> 00:12:46,814 "I came, I saw, I conquered." 208 00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:51,120 Is it "vici" or "Vicky"? 209 00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:54,056 Vici. 210 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,924 It is Latin, so a soft 'V'. 211 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,361 Ah. 212 00:12:58,595 --> 00:12:59,662 You got tattoos. 213 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:00,940 Me? No. 214 00:13:00,964 --> 00:13:04,631 Unless you count "thug life" scrawled across my chest. 215 00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:06,201 However, that is henna, so... 216 00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:09,949 No, I was just Super scared, like... 217 00:13:09,973 --> 00:13:13,186 He is going to be fine. He freaks out about everything. 218 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,210 What? I do not. 219 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,322 Every time you sit down at the piano now 220 00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,291 you mention that your hands are shrinking. 221 00:13:18,315 --> 00:13:20,159 My hand span does seem smaller. 222 00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:23,263 Okay, and then last week you thought your hair was going white. 223 00:13:23,287 --> 00:13:26,220 I found all these white hairs on my collar. 224 00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:27,567 Okay, which was cat fur? 225 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:29,125 I did not do a DNA test. 226 00:13:29,427 --> 00:13:30,604 Okay, this is so ridiculous. 227 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:33,228 You know what I just realized, 228 00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:35,864 I have never heard you play the piano. 229 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:38,167 No. He does not play in front of anybody. 230 00:13:38,169 --> 00:13:42,383 If I am going heckled, I just prefer that it be by me that am all. 231 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,652 That is cool. I mean, it makes you 232 00:13:44,676 --> 00:13:46,943 all mysterious in addition, like tortured. 233 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:48,778 See... Yes, tortured. 234 00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:51,581 That is my wheelhouse. 235 00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,088 Oh, thank you so much. 236 00:13:55,112 --> 00:13:57,965 - What did you do? - How would that happen? Dev! 237 00:13:57,989 --> 00:13:59,322 Well, I am stealthy. 238 00:13:59,701 --> 00:14:00,701 Well, thank you. 239 00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:03,504 In addition, I am sorry to just dash out on everyone, 240 00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:05,873 however, I think I am going to grab a cab home. 241 00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:06,173 Why? 242 00:14:06,197 --> 00:14:09,730 I am just so tired. I have that thing in the morning. 243 00:14:09,767 --> 00:14:12,246 Can you give these people? A ride to Jameson's? 244 00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:13,781 Okay. Well, I love you. 245 00:14:13,805 --> 00:14:14,805 I love you. 246 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:16,273 Bye. 247 00:14:18,009 --> 00:14:20,554 I am probably going to head out pretty soon, too. 248 00:14:20,578 --> 00:14:22,390 I am going to go meet up with my boys. 249 00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:23,414 Okay. 250 00:14:47,506 --> 00:14:50,106 I do not feel like going to this party. 251 00:14:50,809 --> 00:14:53,355 All right. Why do not I just go drop you? 252 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:55,290 Back off with Isaac and his boys. 253 00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:59,514 Because I don't feel like getting stoned and playing Foosball. 254 00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:03,187 You philistine. 255 00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:07,858 Do not call me names. 256 00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,062 Did I hurt the fragile flower? 257 00:15:16,636 --> 00:15:17,636 I am sorry. 258 00:15:36,089 --> 00:15:37,089 Is that okay? 259 00:15:39,492 --> 00:15:41,625 I mean, kissing my neck is okay. 260 00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:44,662 It is like the same thing as hugging. 261 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,037 No, no, no. 262 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:54,740 What? 263 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,111 I just really want to kiss you. 264 00:16:03,082 --> 00:16:05,015 Well, that would not be good. 265 00:16:07,888 --> 00:16:08,888 No, I know. 266 00:16:11,091 --> 00:16:12,824 I could show you my boobs. 267 00:16:15,396 --> 00:16:17,796 Okay, wait, wait. This feels rape. 268 00:16:20,901 --> 00:16:21,901 Why? 269 00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:24,603 'Cause you don't want to kiss me. 270 00:16:26,106 --> 00:16:27,106 I want to. 271 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:30,643 However, I cannot. 272 00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:36,316 Yeah. 273 00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:23,028 It is not like I could be with Kelsey. 274 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,510 No, you could not. 275 00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:27,945 Her legs, though, Jameson, they are so long. 276 00:17:27,969 --> 00:17:30,769 I have never seen legs like that in person. 277 00:17:30,872 --> 00:17:32,539 They are freakishly long. 278 00:17:32,574 --> 00:17:34,719 I just... I have not been in another relationship. 279 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,010 And now this tall model likes me. 280 00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:40,714 I mean, she thinks I am sexy. 281 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:43,861 Manly. 282 00:17:43,885 --> 00:17:47,098 Okay, she modeled one time in a catalog for Mervyn's, 283 00:17:47,122 --> 00:17:49,655 and a lot of girls think you are sexy. 284 00:17:50,091 --> 00:17:51,171 More than think, I am sexy. 285 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:53,505 Okay, first off, girls think I am cute, not sexy. 286 00:17:53,529 --> 00:17:55,929 In addition, second, you are just unaware of your good looks. 287 00:17:55,953 --> 00:17:59,577 I wish I were unaware of my looks, I am aware they are not good. 288 00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:00,702 Shit. 289 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,436 I just lost a grand. 290 00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:06,206 What kind of dealer gets 21 every time? 291 00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:07,843 A computerized one. 292 00:18:07,944 --> 00:18:11,077 Maybe you do need to explore... Wait a minute. 293 00:18:12,081 --> 00:18:14,326 I thought you wanted to marry Devon one day. 294 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:18,150 I do, that is what I am saying. It is just... Those legs... 295 00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:20,281 Dude, you really need to chill out. 296 00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:23,535 I feel like you're about to ask me to help you hide the body. 297 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,626 I am fine, I am thinking clearly. 298 00:18:25,728 --> 00:18:29,061 I just... I have a lot of energy. I am galvanized. 299 00:18:29,665 --> 00:18:30,865 Hey, check it out. 300 00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:32,601 I... 301 00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:34,602 am corning my own beef. 302 00:18:35,805 --> 00:18:38,150 Better to corn your own than someone else's. 303 00:18:38,174 --> 00:18:41,841 I guess, okay, you are right. I need to talk to Kelsey. 304 00:18:42,545 --> 00:18:44,679 Just patch that up and then I... 305 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,248 She is so sexy. 306 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:47,850 No, no. 307 00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:51,353 See, think of it like, 308 00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:55,201 a wet dream, right, nothing really happened. 309 00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:57,825 So to talk about it, would be awkward. 310 00:18:58,261 --> 00:18:59,606 So what? Suppress my feelings? 311 00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,007 And then, by the time, I examine them, 312 00:19:01,031 --> 00:19:02,351 they are all tainted and deformed, 313 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,375 and then the idea of the event and the event itself 314 00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:08,001 would become inseparable and, therefore, impossible to analyze? 315 00:19:08,038 --> 00:19:09,182 I need to act now. 316 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:12,685 Okay, this is not Darfur, you do not need to act now. 317 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,042 You need to go home. 318 00:19:14,511 --> 00:19:16,111 You are not making sense. 319 00:19:17,681 --> 00:19:18,681 Hey. 320 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,183 Imagine that was I slapping you in the face. 321 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,120 That was. 322 00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:35,165 Hey. 323 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,700 Still learning that same song? 324 00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:41,135 Yeah, I just cannot seem to get past this one part. 325 00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:46,109 How was the faculty meeting? 326 00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:48,945 Hilarious. 327 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,013 Why are you being so cold? 328 00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:55,416 What about are you talking? I just got back from work. 329 00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:57,564 I want to take a bath. 330 00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:58,966 We just spent the last two hours 331 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:01,323 debating the plural of "syllabus." 332 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,492 Sorry, I... 333 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,960 I just wanted to ask you something. 334 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:09,064 Okay, can I just run my bath first? 335 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,002 Sure, fine. 336 00:20:19,377 --> 00:20:21,977 I said, I wanted to ask you something. 337 00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:22,856 Okay. 338 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:26,326 However, you are in the bath. You said you were going to run it, 339 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:27,350 not get in it. 340 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,852 Yeah, who could have predicted this? 341 00:20:30,089 --> 00:20:31,622 What is wrong with you? 342 00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:32,924 Nothing. 343 00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:37,859 I guess I have just been feeling kind of confused recently. 344 00:20:38,074 --> 00:20:39,074 About what? 345 00:20:39,098 --> 00:20:41,042 I so immerse in everything. 346 00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,599 I can't... See clearly. 347 00:20:45,771 --> 00:20:49,304 Maybe, I just need to take a step back for a moment. 348 00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:54,979 Wait a minute. 349 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:57,625 What is happening right now? 350 00:20:57,649 --> 00:20:59,449 Nothing. I do not know. Why? 351 00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:01,819 Are you talking about us? 352 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,420 Not... No... I do not know... Maybe. 353 00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:07,690 Are you trying to? Break up with me? 354 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,193 I do not even know what is happening to me? 355 00:21:13,165 --> 00:21:15,777 What are you doing? What are you doing? 356 00:21:15,801 --> 00:21:17,734 I cannot fuck believe this. 357 00:21:19,171 --> 00:21:20,572 Devon, wait a second. 358 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,373 - Turn around. - What? 359 00:21:22,642 --> 00:21:24,202 Do not look at me, I am getting dressed. 360 00:21:24,226 --> 00:21:27,289 Now, I cannot see you naked. Ten seconds ago, it was fine. 361 00:21:27,313 --> 00:21:30,092 Yeah, well, a lot's happened in the last 10 seconds. 362 00:21:30,116 --> 00:21:32,495 Nothing has happened. You are overreacting. 363 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,519 I do not even know what I am saying right now. 364 00:21:37,357 --> 00:21:38,357 Who is it? 365 00:21:38,591 --> 00:21:40,736 - Who is what? - It is always someone else. 366 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,773 What? The only girls I know are you and Kelsey. 367 00:21:43,797 --> 00:21:46,997 In addition, I am with you, In addition, Kelsey is like a model... 368 00:21:47,878 --> 00:21:48,878 Wow. 369 00:21:48,902 --> 00:21:52,102 I did not mean that. I do hear how that sounded. 370 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,473 Devon, what are you doing? 371 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:57,042 Do you like Kelsey? 372 00:21:57,677 --> 00:21:58,677 Do I... No. 373 00:21:59,646 --> 00:22:00,646 Not like that. 374 00:22:02,248 --> 00:22:03,248 I swear. 375 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:05,728 Wait... You did nothing there is that. 376 00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:07,552 My head is just spinning... 377 00:22:07,921 --> 00:22:09,965 Maybe I need to gain some sort of perspective, 378 00:22:09,989 --> 00:22:13,857 or objectivity for a second before... What are you doing? 379 00:22:14,228 --> 00:22:15,228 Do not touch me. 380 00:22:15,396 --> 00:22:17,340 I am going to stay somewhere else tonight. 381 00:22:17,364 --> 00:22:19,697 Look, if you don't want to see me, 382 00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:21,101 I can go somewhere. 383 00:22:21,936 --> 00:22:23,869 No, I am going, you stay here. 384 00:22:24,705 --> 00:22:25,749 Where are you going to go? 385 00:22:25,773 --> 00:22:26,933 I do not know, to my parents. 386 00:22:26,957 --> 00:22:29,052 With wet hair? You will get pneumonia. 387 00:22:29,076 --> 00:22:30,076 Oh, please. 388 00:22:31,478 --> 00:22:32,678 - Fuck. - I know. 389 00:22:33,347 --> 00:22:35,147 No. Thought I lost a piece. 390 00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:40,584 Maybe you are not ready to get married, dude, I mean, 391 00:22:40,621 --> 00:22:43,834 obviously, your brain is trying to tell you something. 392 00:22:43,858 --> 00:22:45,591 No, I want to marry Devon. 393 00:22:47,027 --> 00:22:51,094 I think. I have just been so comfortable with her for so long. 394 00:22:51,298 --> 00:22:52,298 I cannot tell. 395 00:22:53,033 --> 00:22:55,766 It is easier to feel when you are in pain. 396 00:22:57,615 --> 00:22:58,615 I guess I just 397 00:22:58,639 --> 00:23:02,506 fear that I have been confusing complacency with happiness. 398 00:23:04,746 --> 00:23:08,213 I am already 28, it is just going to start flying by. 399 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,094 I want to feel like a man. 400 00:23:10,118 --> 00:23:14,118 I want to experience crazy romance, pining, and jealousy. 401 00:23:15,891 --> 00:23:18,436 And whirlwind affairs in foreign countries. 402 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:19,660 Hey, check it out. 403 00:23:21,363 --> 00:23:23,030 It is a Middle Eastern man 404 00:23:24,432 --> 00:23:25,432 on the camel. 405 00:23:27,969 --> 00:23:29,036 They make those. 406 00:23:29,271 --> 00:23:32,138 I did have to special order it, but, yeah. 407 00:23:33,808 --> 00:23:35,341 Okay, I am going to go now. 408 00:23:37,846 --> 00:23:38,846 Hey, man. Hey. 409 00:23:41,449 --> 00:23:42,449 Are you doing all right? 410 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:43,828 No, I just explained that, 411 00:23:43,852 --> 00:23:46,530 while you were building a scene from Aladdin. 412 00:23:46,554 --> 00:23:48,354 No. Look, I am here for you. 413 00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:50,590 Okay, thank you, I need to go. 414 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:52,859 - Home? - Yes, home. 415 00:23:52,894 --> 00:23:54,071 - No proposing? - None. 416 00:23:54,095 --> 00:23:55,362 - No Kelsey. - No. 417 00:23:55,597 --> 00:23:57,309 I hope I was able to help. 418 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:58,333 Yeah. 419 00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:02,703 Are you thinking about Devon? 420 00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:06,940 I do not even feel bad though. 421 00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:09,644 Maybe I am a sociopath. 422 00:24:12,315 --> 00:24:14,648 I guess we are allowed to kiss now. 423 00:24:15,918 --> 00:24:17,251 That is so romantic. 424 00:24:41,477 --> 00:24:44,677 Do you think maybe? We should get ready for bed. 425 00:24:47,126 --> 00:24:48,126 Yeah. 426 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,018 I mean, I am ready but, okay. 427 00:24:53,023 --> 00:24:54,023 Okay. 428 00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:15,511 Whoa. 429 00:25:23,530 --> 00:25:24,530 Um... 430 00:25:24,554 --> 00:25:27,667 I do not really know how to ramp up to where we were before. 431 00:25:27,691 --> 00:25:29,202 Do you want to talk to me? 432 00:25:29,226 --> 00:25:30,359 Sure. About what? 433 00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,094 No, like dirty. 434 00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:33,840 Oh. Oh! Um... 435 00:25:33,864 --> 00:25:37,443 I am good. I do not really have anything to say dirtily. 436 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:40,400 Okay. -Why? Did you want me to talk to you? 437 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,738 No. No, I mean, if you wanted to. 438 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:44,918 Do you want to? Talk to me like that? 439 00:25:44,942 --> 00:25:47,275 Um, sure. Yeah, that could be fun. 440 00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:48,912 Okay. Yeah. Go for it. 441 00:25:49,180 --> 00:25:51,725 Whenever you are ready alternatively, take your time. 442 00:25:51,749 --> 00:25:53,416 Let me just set the mood. 443 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,054 Um... 444 00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:00,290 Okay, so... 445 00:26:02,593 --> 00:26:03,860 Take out your cock. 446 00:26:03,961 --> 00:26:05,561 I have not put it in yet. 447 00:26:05,596 --> 00:26:07,529 No, not out of... Never mind. 448 00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:09,298 Oh! Okay, yes. Yes, ma'am. 449 00:26:10,301 --> 00:26:12,913 Alternatively, do you want me? To address you as something? 450 00:26:12,937 --> 00:26:14,337 No. This is not that. 451 00:26:15,673 --> 00:26:16,683 You know, forget it. 452 00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:18,840 No, hey, I am taking out my cock. 453 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,456 Okay. 454 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,680 Give me that thing. 455 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,451 - What? - Nothing. I am sorry. 456 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,921 Your hand is cold. 457 00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:44,465 That feels so good, Kelsey. Keep going. 458 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,163 Thanks, Quinn. 459 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:48,049 Yeah, that does feel good. Keep going. 460 00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:51,386 Do it faster, Kelsey. Do it. 461 00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:52,654 Whatever you say, Quinn. 462 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:54,856 Sorry, this is making me a little uncomfortable. 463 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,926 I feel like I am in a threesome with two of me. 464 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:58,950 Oh, wait. 465 00:26:59,728 --> 00:27:00,728 What? 466 00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:02,864 'Cause my hand feels too good on your cock? 467 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,421 I do not think I am going to last. 468 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:07,368 Why, 'cause it feels too good? 469 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:08,659 Yes, it feels good. 470 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:19,881 Sorry, I did not make it, Kelsey. 471 00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:22,717 That is okay. I am flattered. 472 00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,474 Who are you? What is that? 473 00:27:39,526 --> 00:27:40,659 - Hi. - Hi, hey. 474 00:27:41,561 --> 00:27:43,161 Therefore, the toilet is broken. 475 00:27:44,264 --> 00:27:47,331 Therefore, I hope you can wait to go to the bathroom. 476 00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,268 Sure. 477 00:27:49,469 --> 00:27:53,869 Um, I was thinking maybe we could get brunch and go to the beach. 478 00:27:57,277 --> 00:27:59,788 - What do you think? - The beach. Wow. 479 00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,457 They still have sand at those things? 480 00:28:01,481 --> 00:28:05,227 'Cause I always found that to be the one flaw with beaches. 481 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:06,318 Come on. Get up. 482 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:11,789 Okay, you get ready, 483 00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:16,092 in addition, I... Before we go, I have to stop at my landlord's 484 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:19,430 because I lost my checkbook again. 485 00:28:20,634 --> 00:28:21,967 In addition, the toilet is... 486 00:28:23,504 --> 00:28:24,504 Okay. 487 00:28:38,252 --> 00:28:39,252 What is this? 488 00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:41,587 It is a face scrubber. 489 00:28:42,656 --> 00:28:45,056 It is for Edward James Olmos. Jesus! 490 00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:49,226 Oh, my God! Perhaps a sacrificial offering. 491 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,132 You building a pipe organ? 492 00:28:56,503 --> 00:28:58,170 You like my new lipstick. 493 00:29:02,276 --> 00:29:03,809 It called creamsicle. 494 00:30:22,658 --> 00:30:25,791 What is wrong? Is it something with the toilet? 495 00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:30,698 Quinn? Are you okay, boo? 496 00:30:33,035 --> 00:30:34,035 "Boo"? 497 00:30:34,203 --> 00:30:35,203 Yeah. 498 00:30:35,271 --> 00:30:36,404 I cannot, I cannot. 499 00:30:37,506 --> 00:30:40,506 - You cannot what? - I cannot go to the beach. 500 00:30:42,011 --> 00:30:43,211 I do not feel well. 501 00:30:45,081 --> 00:30:46,091 What do you want? 502 00:30:46,115 --> 00:30:48,648 I want to go home. I need to go rest. 503 00:30:52,922 --> 00:30:53,922 Okay. 504 00:30:54,290 --> 00:30:55,290 Are you angry? 505 00:30:57,427 --> 00:30:58,427 Yeah, a little. 506 00:30:59,363 --> 00:31:00,363 Kel, I am sorry. 507 00:31:00,564 --> 00:31:03,031 I just need to go home for a minute. 508 00:31:07,437 --> 00:31:08,437 Okay. 509 00:31:08,905 --> 00:31:09,905 I am sorry. 510 00:31:22,953 --> 00:31:23,953 Oh, no. 511 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,159 My God. 512 00:31:32,963 --> 00:31:34,907 Please, God, forgive me. I am sorry. 513 00:31:34,931 --> 00:31:38,464 Help me live with this guilt alternatively, help me get past it. 514 00:31:39,970 --> 00:31:42,215 I think I had to do this with Kelsey 515 00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:44,772 to better my relationship with Devon. 516 00:31:46,143 --> 00:31:47,143 Amen. 517 00:32:09,133 --> 00:32:10,133 Hey. Hey, hey. 518 00:32:10,868 --> 00:32:11,868 Hey, you. Wait. 519 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:14,504 My bush! 520 00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:16,073 It is for love, man. 521 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:17,574 Crime of passion. 522 00:32:18,209 --> 00:32:19,409 What a lucky girl. 523 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:42,900 Devon. 524 00:32:44,803 --> 00:32:46,803 What? What are you doing here? 525 00:32:47,773 --> 00:32:49,240 Are your parents here? 526 00:32:49,308 --> 00:32:50,308 No. 527 00:32:57,416 --> 00:32:58,416 My God! 528 00:32:59,618 --> 00:33:03,018 I picked this flower from that angry man's garden. 529 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:13,731 Did you come from somewhere? 530 00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:17,367 Did you come from 1973? 531 00:33:19,805 --> 00:33:22,472 No. I just wanted to look nice for you. 532 00:33:26,345 --> 00:33:29,345 In addition, you come bearing a rose that you picked. 533 00:33:32,451 --> 00:33:34,785 What do you think? I am a florist. 534 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:43,261 Therefore, you started smoking. 535 00:33:44,264 --> 00:33:46,197 Starting is the hardest part. 536 00:33:51,437 --> 00:33:53,837 Therefore, what made you? Decide to do this? 537 00:33:54,474 --> 00:33:56,874 I realized that I couldn't run away 538 00:33:59,312 --> 00:34:01,245 from you and everything else. 539 00:34:02,682 --> 00:34:05,082 The problem existed somewhere in me 540 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:09,387 moreover, my fears of moving forward. 541 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:19,829 Moreover, you are not feeling curious about other people? 542 00:34:21,367 --> 00:34:23,167 I was, maybe. I do not know. 543 00:34:24,971 --> 00:34:27,839 I think it was just that moment, you know, 544 00:34:28,809 --> 00:34:31,476 when you either turn away or go deeper. 545 00:34:35,516 --> 00:34:36,516 Yeah. 546 00:34:42,623 --> 00:34:45,223 I did think I had feelings for Kelsey. 547 00:34:49,430 --> 00:34:50,497 Yeah, I knew it. 548 00:34:52,866 --> 00:34:54,199 Did anything happen? 549 00:34:54,435 --> 00:34:55,435 No. 550 00:34:56,870 --> 00:35:01,203 We kissed last night, and then we did a couple other things too. 551 00:35:10,718 --> 00:35:12,162 Did you sleep with her? 552 00:35:12,186 --> 00:35:13,186 No. 553 00:35:14,588 --> 00:35:15,588 It was stupid, 554 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,392 however, I am just happy that it is over and... 555 00:35:20,695 --> 00:35:25,228 I mean, it will be a little uncomfortable with her at work now but... 556 00:35:26,201 --> 00:35:27,468 Are you kidding me? 557 00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:29,747 What? 558 00:35:29,771 --> 00:35:32,171 You are going to keep working with her? 559 00:35:33,975 --> 00:35:37,242 I need a job, and honestly, she is just a friend. 560 00:35:38,213 --> 00:35:40,680 You are a fucking we are a silly fuck! No! 561 00:35:42,617 --> 00:35:43,617 - What? - No! 562 00:35:45,954 --> 00:35:47,732 - Hey. - Everything all right? 563 00:35:47,756 --> 00:35:49,316 Its fine, Kurt. Can you just, please... 564 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:52,169 You didn't tell me your brother was home. I tried calling you, man... 565 00:35:52,193 --> 00:35:55,473 He's my brother. You don't get to call him right now. 566 00:35:55,497 --> 00:35:57,308 In addition, you know what? You're right. 567 00:35:57,332 --> 00:36:01,065 We have problems that we need to figure out separately. 568 00:36:01,169 --> 00:36:03,302 - You're not ready. - No. Wait. 569 00:36:03,838 --> 00:36:05,918 In addition, maybe you should go be with other girls. 570 00:36:05,942 --> 00:36:08,452 Otherwise, it's always going to be plaguing you. 571 00:36:08,476 --> 00:36:09,543 I'm not plagued. 572 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:11,156 Besides, what girls would I...? 573 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:15,313 Oh, I'm sorry. Let me go and find some girls for you to fuck. 574 00:36:15,551 --> 00:36:16,928 Devon, that's not what I meant. 575 00:36:16,952 --> 00:36:19,819 - I just don't know anybody. - Just leave. 576 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:27,993 So now you have to go bone a bunch of other girls. 577 00:36:29,342 --> 00:36:30,342 I guess. 578 00:36:30,366 --> 00:36:32,499 In addition, Devon's all right with this? 579 00:36:32,568 --> 00:36:34,635 - She told me I had to. - Huh. 580 00:36:35,905 --> 00:36:37,905 Kelsey keeps calling, texting. 581 00:36:38,708 --> 00:36:39,785 See? You're magnetic. 582 00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:43,409 Okay, so I'll do that with the boning. Take a moment. 583 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:46,658 Then I'll see what the deal is with Devon. I don't know. 584 00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:50,282 I mean, right now, I have to get it out of my system, 585 00:36:52,488 --> 00:36:53,488 like a poison. 586 00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:55,957 Very romantic. 587 00:36:56,726 --> 00:36:58,270 It's not supposed to be romantic. 588 00:36:58,294 --> 00:37:01,161 I need to be a guy, a guy who fucks girls. 589 00:37:04,167 --> 00:37:05,700 I need to fucking fuck. 590 00:37:06,937 --> 00:37:10,349 I still don't think you should be with anybody right now. 591 00:37:10,373 --> 00:37:12,213 Maybe we should have a party here or something. 592 00:37:12,237 --> 00:37:15,822 No. My parents are coming back from the Dutch house in a couple months. 593 00:37:15,846 --> 00:37:18,791 A couple months... I'm not looking to remodel. 594 00:37:18,815 --> 00:37:22,348 Look, you just need to clear your head for a moment. 595 00:37:23,687 --> 00:37:26,687 Why don't we go somewhere? Like out of town. 596 00:37:27,758 --> 00:37:29,425 We'll forget about girls. 597 00:37:30,694 --> 00:37:33,427 Yes, thank you. That is what I'm saying. 598 00:37:34,197 --> 00:37:36,597 Great. Yeah, we'll just go be guys. 599 00:37:37,501 --> 00:37:39,168 We'll go be fucking guys. 600 00:37:39,713 --> 00:37:40,713 Yes. 601 00:37:40,737 --> 00:37:43,137 This is Fresh Air. I'm Terry Gross. 602 00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:44,417 The fear of ticks 603 00:37:44,441 --> 00:37:47,620 is taking some of the pleasure out of walking in the woods... 604 00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:50,044 You ever send a check to them, NPR? 605 00:37:51,014 --> 00:37:52,281 Yeah, all the time. 606 00:37:53,216 --> 00:37:54,683 Yeah, I gotta do that. 607 00:37:54,751 --> 00:37:56,391 See, those are the kinda things, you know, 608 00:37:56,415 --> 00:38:00,815 when you're in a relationship, that just get swept under the rug. 609 00:39:36,755 --> 00:39:37,755 I miss Devon. 610 00:39:37,766 --> 00:39:38,766 - No. - Yes, dude. 611 00:39:38,790 --> 00:39:41,403 I think I got it out of my system, you know, with this 612 00:39:41,427 --> 00:39:44,294 and the surrey and the weird little horse. 613 00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:45,274 Dude, you have to take time. 614 00:39:45,298 --> 00:39:47,042 You know, her brother won't call me back? 615 00:39:47,066 --> 00:39:49,078 - What? You called Kurt? - Here you go. 616 00:39:49,102 --> 00:39:50,846 I left him a couple messages just saying 617 00:39:50,870 --> 00:39:52,590 I hope we can still hang out and be friends. 618 00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:54,583 - Dude, that is her brother. - But he's my friend. 619 00:39:54,607 --> 00:39:57,119 - And it's been, like, two days. - Preemptive. 620 00:39:57,143 --> 00:39:58,876 Oh, my God. Quinn, listen. 621 00:39:59,112 --> 00:40:03,379 You really have to chill out, you maniac. You have to be alone. 622 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,450 Don't see anybody. 623 00:40:06,019 --> 00:40:07,619 Just take a deep breath. 624 00:40:09,289 --> 00:40:10,822 And enjoy this freedom. 625 00:40:31,577 --> 00:40:32,577 What do I do? 626 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,216 What do people do? 627 00:40:46,393 --> 00:40:47,393 Hmm. 628 00:40:48,562 --> 00:40:49,562 Single. 629 00:40:56,003 --> 00:40:58,003 Pennsylvania, ranch, family... 630 00:41:02,343 --> 00:41:03,343 Beach. 631 00:41:04,178 --> 00:41:05,178 Okay. 632 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,583 Hmm. 633 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:13,052 All right. 634 00:41:19,126 --> 00:41:20,126 All right. 635 00:41:46,287 --> 00:41:47,287 Shit! 636 00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,098 - Quinn. - Hi. 637 00:41:59,234 --> 00:42:00,234 - Hi. - Hey. 638 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:01,935 Wow. 639 00:42:03,538 --> 00:42:04,671 Pull up a saddle. 640 00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:06,306 Whoa. 641 00:42:06,741 --> 00:42:07,741 Howdy. 642 00:42:09,421 --> 00:42:10,421 Wow. 643 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,758 The last time I was in a saddle was on a horse at summer camp. 644 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:17,629 I had an anxiety attack and woke up in the cantor's office. 645 00:42:17,653 --> 00:42:18,720 No pun intended. 646 00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:21,790 Cantor... 647 00:42:24,393 --> 00:42:28,540 See, if they would just put an Ethiopian restaurant in Ethiopia, 648 00:42:28,564 --> 00:42:30,831 it would solve a lot of problems. 649 00:42:36,539 --> 00:42:37,806 Sorry, I'm nervous. 650 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,407 Yeah. I am now too. 651 00:42:43,679 --> 00:42:45,146 So you like the beach? 652 00:42:46,482 --> 00:42:47,482 The beach? 653 00:42:49,085 --> 00:42:50,618 Yeah, well, I saw on... 654 00:42:53,789 --> 00:42:54,789 On what? 655 00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:56,991 I saw on... 656 00:43:00,396 --> 00:43:01,396 On Facebook. 657 00:43:02,164 --> 00:43:05,177 Did I, like, write that somewhere or something? 658 00:43:05,201 --> 00:43:06,201 No, no. 659 00:43:08,471 --> 00:43:11,084 - Do you know what you're getting? - No. 660 00:43:11,108 --> 00:43:12,108 Sorry. 661 00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:14,376 I didn't follow you here. 662 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:17,079 I just need a moment. 663 00:43:17,614 --> 00:43:18,614 Kelsey. 664 00:43:19,116 --> 00:43:22,316 This isn't me. I don't do these kind of things. 665 00:43:23,687 --> 00:43:24,820 Sorry. This is... 666 00:43:25,522 --> 00:43:27,433 I'm the girl Quinn left his girlfriend for. 667 00:43:27,457 --> 00:43:31,270 And you must be the girl he left his girlfriend for the second time 668 00:43:31,294 --> 00:43:33,761 after he left me for his girlfriend. 669 00:43:34,731 --> 00:43:35,731 No. Excuse me. 670 00:43:37,801 --> 00:43:40,947 What is going on? How did you know I'd be here? 671 00:43:40,971 --> 00:43:41,914 Facebook. 672 00:43:41,938 --> 00:43:43,549 That was a private message. 673 00:43:43,573 --> 00:43:45,384 You're so non-savvy with computers. 674 00:43:45,408 --> 00:43:47,053 My ineptitude does not make this okay. 675 00:43:47,077 --> 00:43:49,355 Look, I've been thinking, and I think you made a mistake. 676 00:43:49,379 --> 00:43:53,292 I mean, that we made a mistake because this is not rotten at the core, 677 00:43:53,316 --> 00:43:56,516 like there were symptoms of something gone awry 678 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:58,354 that we were ignoring. 679 00:43:58,421 --> 00:44:00,299 I think that if we were just really honest... 680 00:44:00,323 --> 00:44:01,200 Kelsey, wait. Calm down. 681 00:44:01,224 --> 00:44:03,370 I'm just trying to cool off for a moment. 682 00:44:03,394 --> 00:44:05,927 I don't want to see anyone right now. 683 00:44:08,799 --> 00:44:11,066 She's nobody. I'm not seeing her. 684 00:44:13,704 --> 00:44:16,383 Maybe you need to get your eyes checked again 685 00:44:16,407 --> 00:44:18,740 because I see the fuck out of her. 686 00:44:20,444 --> 00:44:21,777 You need to grow up. 687 00:44:33,824 --> 00:44:34,824 I'm sorry. 688 00:44:36,027 --> 00:44:38,027 I don't even know what to say. 689 00:44:39,830 --> 00:44:41,030 You can leave now. 690 00:44:41,532 --> 00:44:43,199 I'm not this kind of guy, 691 00:44:45,670 --> 00:44:46,670 juggling women. 692 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,480 Okay. 693 00:44:57,382 --> 00:44:59,382 I think it's out of my system. 694 00:45:01,853 --> 00:45:02,853 What? 695 00:45:03,622 --> 00:45:04,622 What? 696 00:45:05,224 --> 00:45:06,957 What's out of your system? 697 00:45:07,759 --> 00:45:09,559 What are you talking about? 698 00:45:09,828 --> 00:45:12,628 You just said this is out of your system. 699 00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:14,765 What is out of your system? 700 00:45:17,302 --> 00:45:20,635 You're a pint-sized narcissist. 701 00:45:21,306 --> 00:45:23,906 And I could barely feel you inside me. 702 00:45:26,945 --> 00:45:29,023 You sure you got it out of your system? -Yes. 703 00:45:29,047 --> 00:45:31,780 It was never in my system to begin with. 704 00:45:33,819 --> 00:45:34,819 Try this. 705 00:45:38,523 --> 00:45:41,723 I quit my job this morning which is a big step. 706 00:45:43,328 --> 00:45:45,395 Yeah, you made a pledge to NPR, 707 00:45:45,564 --> 00:45:48,711 you went on one date, and now you're unemployed. 708 00:45:48,735 --> 00:45:50,735 I'd call that personal growth. 709 00:45:51,170 --> 00:45:52,370 Yes. I've matured. 710 00:45:54,874 --> 00:45:56,474 You sure you want Devon? 711 00:45:57,243 --> 00:45:59,110 That's all I've ever wanted. 712 00:46:01,247 --> 00:46:02,580 Cheers to that, man. 713 00:46:02,715 --> 00:46:05,648 And it's been good having you around again. 714 00:46:07,654 --> 00:46:08,654 Cheers, man. 715 00:46:15,495 --> 00:46:16,828 It's spicy. 716 00:46:16,929 --> 00:46:19,341 No, it's good... Good spice. It's painful. 717 00:46:19,365 --> 00:46:23,479 I call it the Oaxaca dirty bomb. It's pleasant though, right? 718 00:46:23,503 --> 00:46:24,913 Just like the name suggests. 719 00:46:24,937 --> 00:46:26,337 It's made with real habanero chilies 720 00:46:26,361 --> 00:46:27,816 that I cultivated hydroponically. 721 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,707 I'm gonna go get Devon back. 722 00:46:30,343 --> 00:46:31,810 What about your drink? 723 00:46:42,523 --> 00:46:44,123 Hi, Jean. Is Devon here? 724 00:46:47,494 --> 00:46:48,494 No. 725 00:46:49,430 --> 00:46:50,430 Okay. 726 00:46:54,201 --> 00:46:55,201 Is Devon here? 727 00:46:57,905 --> 00:46:58,905 No. 728 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:02,552 Is she here though? 729 00:47:02,576 --> 00:47:04,587 What the fuck are you doing, Quinn? 730 00:47:04,611 --> 00:47:06,078 This isn't Anne Frank. 731 00:47:06,747 --> 00:47:09,014 She's not here. What do you want? 732 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:13,585 I want to be back with her. 733 00:47:15,522 --> 00:47:16,522 I was an idiot. 734 00:47:18,559 --> 00:47:20,559 I know it now, and I need her. 735 00:47:24,131 --> 00:47:25,331 I'm falling apart. 736 00:47:27,468 --> 00:47:28,468 Hey, man. 737 00:47:35,276 --> 00:47:37,655 Quinn, I thought when I saw you again, 738 00:47:37,679 --> 00:47:41,612 I would slap you till you had to have your jaw wired shut. 739 00:47:43,028 --> 00:47:44,028 But I look at you now 740 00:47:44,052 --> 00:47:47,452 and you're like a poor, pathetic, wounded gazelle. 741 00:47:48,790 --> 00:47:49,790 Thank you. 742 00:47:51,126 --> 00:47:52,126 She's gone. 743 00:47:53,027 --> 00:47:55,094 - Devon? - She left last week. 744 00:47:56,531 --> 00:47:57,731 - Where? - Paris. 745 00:47:58,967 --> 00:48:00,367 We have family there. 746 00:48:00,679 --> 00:48:01,679 She got a place. 747 00:48:01,703 --> 00:48:05,883 She's gonna take a semester off from the university, find herself. 748 00:48:05,907 --> 00:48:08,440 Well, how long is she gonna be there? 749 00:48:10,812 --> 00:48:13,145 I can't get in the middle of this. 750 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:26,027 Hello. 751 00:48:26,495 --> 00:48:27,495 Hi. Hi. 752 00:48:29,398 --> 00:48:32,998 I'm so sorry that I showed up at the Ethiopian place. 753 00:48:34,603 --> 00:48:35,603 No. It's fine. 754 00:48:37,216 --> 00:48:38,216 What are you doing? 755 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,440 Honestly, trying to figure out Devon's exact location in Paris 756 00:48:44,613 --> 00:48:46,213 so I can chase her down. 757 00:48:46,282 --> 00:48:48,593 Well, didn't she send flowers through the shop 758 00:48:48,617 --> 00:48:50,796 to her, like, grandparents in France? 759 00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:53,398 Their address is probably in the database. 760 00:48:53,422 --> 00:48:57,089 She's not staying with them. They don't speak English. 761 00:48:57,393 --> 00:49:02,126 Well, I really just wanted to say I was sorry for being a total idiot. 762 00:49:02,341 --> 00:49:03,341 No. 763 00:49:03,365 --> 00:49:07,898 Sometimes the healthiest thing we can do is make a fool of ourselves. 764 00:49:18,381 --> 00:49:19,381 Yes, Quinn. 765 00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,016 - Hi. Hey, Kurt. - Hey. 766 00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:22,655 Listen, I want to send her flowers. 767 00:49:22,679 --> 00:49:26,346 A housewarming gift. You gotta let me do that. Please. 768 00:49:26,957 --> 00:49:28,067 I'm an ex-florist, okay. 769 00:49:28,091 --> 00:49:31,103 I know what flowers she wants, what she needs. 770 00:49:31,127 --> 00:49:35,527 Can I just have her address? I mean, come on, what am I going to do? 771 00:50:59,717 --> 00:51:00,717 What? 772 00:51:00,952 --> 00:51:02,820 Quinn. Oh, my God! You're... 773 00:51:04,122 --> 00:51:05,122 You're here. 774 00:51:07,092 --> 00:51:08,159 - I am. - Okay. 775 00:51:10,429 --> 00:51:11,429 Wow. Okay. 776 00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:16,878 - Come on in. - All right. You sure or... 777 00:51:16,902 --> 00:51:20,302 Yeah. I mean, I assume that's why you're in Paris, 778 00:51:20,672 --> 00:51:22,116 at my door, with a suitcase. 779 00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:24,652 Yeah. I mean, if it's a bad time or... 780 00:51:24,676 --> 00:51:25,943 - Come in. - Okay. 781 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:42,492 How did you know where I was? 782 00:51:43,595 --> 00:51:44,595 I have my ways. 783 00:51:46,131 --> 00:51:48,998 - This is beautiful, nice. - Thanks. Yeah. 784 00:51:50,679 --> 00:51:51,679 Thanks. 785 00:51:51,703 --> 00:51:53,903 - I brought you something. - Oh. 786 00:51:56,843 --> 00:51:57,843 Oh! 787 00:51:59,312 --> 00:52:00,312 - Mmm. - Mmm. 788 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:03,948 Right. 789 00:52:05,251 --> 00:52:06,384 - Clogs. - Yeah. 790 00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:08,953 They're handmade, in America. 791 00:52:09,799 --> 00:52:10,799 Thanks. 792 00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:12,635 How did you find this place? 793 00:52:12,659 --> 00:52:15,726 Well, a couple who are friends of my mom's... 794 00:52:17,897 --> 00:52:19,630 - It's their son's. - Oh. 795 00:52:21,234 --> 00:52:22,234 Is he here? 796 00:52:22,869 --> 00:52:23,869 No, no. 797 00:52:24,704 --> 00:52:26,181 He was when I got here, 798 00:52:26,205 --> 00:52:29,605 however, he is staying in Provence with his family now. 799 00:52:32,712 --> 00:52:35,624 I actually went down there for a couple of days 800 00:52:35,648 --> 00:52:37,781 to stay with his family and him. 801 00:52:38,985 --> 00:52:40,052 - Yeah? - Yeah. 802 00:52:45,558 --> 00:52:49,292 What is he... What does him do, this son? How old is he? 803 00:52:51,365 --> 00:52:54,165 Um, he is 32. He's a classical violinist. 804 00:52:56,003 --> 00:52:57,936 He tours around with his dad. 805 00:53:02,176 --> 00:53:04,776 It's funny, I just watched 400 Blows. 806 00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:09,916 Yeah? 807 00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:14,850 Well, no, I'm just saying 'cause it's French and all, and here we are. 808 00:53:16,924 --> 00:53:18,124 It's coincidence. 809 00:53:23,897 --> 00:53:25,230 Did he play for you? 810 00:53:26,266 --> 00:53:27,866 - Did whom... - The kid. 811 00:53:29,470 --> 00:53:30,537 Guillaume. Yeah. 812 00:53:31,939 --> 00:53:33,006 Is he okay or... 813 00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:34,540 He was amazing. 814 00:53:37,244 --> 00:53:38,354 What did he play? 815 00:53:38,378 --> 00:53:40,691 Oh, gee, I think he played some Mozart. 816 00:53:40,715 --> 00:53:43,248 Mmm, Mozart. Yeah, it's pretty music. 817 00:53:47,188 --> 00:53:51,188 It's interesting 'cause it's not as technically challenging 818 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,760 as other composers, you know, Bach and... 819 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:56,240 It sounded nice. 820 00:53:56,264 --> 00:53:58,997 No. That's the thing. It does, you know. 821 00:54:00,235 --> 00:54:01,835 Even though it's easier. 822 00:54:11,112 --> 00:54:12,312 So how long are... 823 00:54:13,014 --> 00:54:15,881 - When are you supposed to go back? - Mmm? 824 00:54:16,117 --> 00:54:17,850 How long are you here? 825 00:54:17,952 --> 00:54:21,285 Oh, I can't remember. I have to check the ticket. 826 00:54:22,090 --> 00:54:23,690 It's flexible. I mean... 827 00:54:24,425 --> 00:54:25,825 Yeah. 828 00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:31,964 What is happening? Do you not want me here? 829 00:54:34,036 --> 00:54:35,236 No, it's not that. 830 00:54:37,706 --> 00:54:39,239 I'm sorry, it's just... 831 00:54:39,642 --> 00:54:42,309 Jesus Christ! I was not expecting this. 832 00:54:43,779 --> 00:54:45,912 Yeah, because it was a surprise. 833 00:54:46,715 --> 00:54:49,048 I'm here in Paris to win you back. 834 00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:52,197 This supposed to be my time to... 835 00:54:52,221 --> 00:54:54,421 - Find yourself, I know. - Yeah. 836 00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:57,957 Well, I came to tell you that you can stop looking 837 00:55:00,062 --> 00:55:02,729 because you're perfect the way you are. 838 00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:09,368 You know, this has brought up many issues for me too. 839 00:55:12,041 --> 00:55:13,441 In addition, I just don't know 840 00:55:16,111 --> 00:55:17,856 if you're ready to be with me. 841 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,547 I am. I, you know, explored and grew... 842 00:55:22,117 --> 00:55:24,251 Well, I may need to do that too. 843 00:55:26,523 --> 00:55:27,523 Is there... 844 00:55:28,258 --> 00:55:30,591 Did you meet someone or something? 845 00:55:33,530 --> 00:55:36,730 Wait, you met some fucking guy named Guillaume? 846 00:55:37,701 --> 00:55:39,168 In like the last week? 847 00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:41,804 What happened? 848 00:55:41,915 --> 00:55:42,915 Are you with him now? 849 00:55:42,939 --> 00:55:45,151 You don't even know him. This is bullshit. 850 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:46,375 It's not bullshit. 851 00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:48,221 So what? It's real love. Okay. 852 00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:50,122 Sorry, I forgot running off to Paris. 853 00:55:50,146 --> 00:55:51,591 The odds are that within the first week, 854 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:52,975 you'll meet the man of your dreams. 855 00:55:52,999 --> 00:55:54,643 The world according to Nancy Meyers. 856 00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:56,863 It has nothing to do with getting back at me. 857 00:55:56,887 --> 00:55:58,831 You weren't even supposed to be here. 858 00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:00,566 How is this about you right now? 859 00:56:00,590 --> 00:56:03,323 And don't judge my feelings or romances. 860 00:56:04,661 --> 00:56:06,939 You thought you're in love with some wannabe model. 861 00:56:06,963 --> 00:56:08,908 She modeled once for Mervyn's. 862 00:56:08,932 --> 00:56:13,665 And my feelings were misguided and I am now mature enough to see that. 863 00:56:14,237 --> 00:56:15,237 Are you? 864 00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:18,752 Have you slept with him? 865 00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:19,052 No. 866 00:56:19,076 --> 00:56:22,289 - But you stayed with him in Prussia or... - Provence. 867 00:56:22,313 --> 00:56:24,358 Whatever and you didn't sleep with him? -No. 868 00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:25,559 - Did you kiss him? - Quinn... 869 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:28,028 You know what, I don't even want to know. 870 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:28,595 Where are you going? 871 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:31,198 You don't even know your way back home and you grew up there. 872 00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:34,334 Well, maybe we should phone Guillaume at his country house 873 00:56:34,358 --> 00:56:35,035 and ask him for directions. 874 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:37,237 See if he has any recommendations for city hotspots. 875 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:39,539 I'm sure he could tell us where the Fitzgerald's, 876 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:43,030 or Hemingway used to smoke opium or whatever. What? 877 00:56:43,344 --> 00:56:44,344 No, it's just... 878 00:56:44,368 --> 00:56:49,368 F. Scott Fitzgerald actually lived in their house in Provence for a while. 879 00:56:49,707 --> 00:56:52,107 Well, that is most fucking amusing. 880 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:57,714 Merci. 881 00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:05,799 You don't smoke. 882 00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:08,624 Starting is the hardest part, ma Cherie. 883 00:57:17,269 --> 00:57:18,269 Galois's. 884 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:20,803 It'll put hair on your chest. 885 00:57:21,206 --> 00:57:23,806 I preferred your chest the way it was. 886 00:57:58,677 --> 00:57:59,677 One, 887 00:58:00,312 --> 00:58:01,313 two, 888 00:58:02,215 --> 00:58:03,215 three. 889 00:58:07,186 --> 00:58:10,366 If I spit it in the water, will it come back to life? 890 00:58:54,935 --> 00:58:57,535 No, no, no, we can't do it on his bed. 891 00:58:57,905 --> 00:58:58,905 What? 892 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:00,940 Okay, okay. 893 00:59:02,342 --> 00:59:04,254 This is only good if you have scoliosis. 894 00:59:04,278 --> 00:59:06,345 Yeah, this is the greatest. 895 00:59:12,886 --> 00:59:16,753 My God, that's like Danish deco, like expensive. 896 00:59:18,058 --> 00:59:19,058 How about this thing? 897 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:21,504 This thing, it's like a Napoleon era... 898 00:59:21,528 --> 00:59:23,606 I don't give a shit. Just, here. 899 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,563 I do, I'm sorry. I'm a guest. 900 00:59:29,636 --> 00:59:30,636 Okay. 901 00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:36,386 Just be careful. It's like a Franco-Prussian teacup. 902 00:59:36,410 --> 00:59:38,743 What, are you his fucking curator? 903 00:59:38,879 --> 00:59:39,879 Sorry, kind of. 904 00:59:48,523 --> 00:59:50,656 - Good morning. - Hi. 905 00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:53,525 - Sleep well? - Mmm-hmm. 906 00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:58,075 So I was thinking, we should call the airline 907 00:59:58,099 --> 01:00:01,566 in addition, try to get tickets to go home today or tonight. 908 01:00:02,871 --> 01:00:04,738 Uh... What? 909 01:00:06,774 --> 01:00:07,774 Alternatively, tomorrow. 910 01:00:12,881 --> 01:00:13,881 Devon. 911 01:00:29,631 --> 01:00:31,876 Fuck it. I'm going to enjoy Paris. 912 01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:35,367 I'm not going to let some fucking cultural attache, 913 01:00:36,204 --> 01:00:37,748 alternatively, whatever he is, ruin my time here. 914 01:00:37,772 --> 01:00:39,532 You want to sip dandelion wine in the country 915 01:00:39,556 --> 01:00:42,276 in addition, rave about socialism in addition, eat whelks and winkles 916 01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:44,723 in addition, suck the meat out of a cockle, go ahead. 917 01:00:44,747 --> 01:00:46,347 Move to France, why not? 918 01:00:46,592 --> 01:00:47,592 Yeah, but... 919 01:00:47,616 --> 01:00:50,883 I'm on vacation. Therefore, I'll see you when I see you. 920 01:00:51,554 --> 01:00:52,554 In addition, right now, 921 01:00:53,389 --> 01:00:55,256 I'm in the mood for a crepe. 922 01:01:03,809 --> 01:01:04,809 I'm sorry. 923 01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:09,166 Wouldn't want to embarrass you by crying in a fucking graveyard. 924 01:01:17,423 --> 01:01:18,423 Why him? 925 01:01:18,447 --> 01:01:20,914 It's not that I want to be with him. 926 01:01:21,483 --> 01:01:23,883 It just opened my eyes, you know. 927 01:01:25,588 --> 01:01:26,965 He's older, he cooks. 928 01:01:26,989 --> 01:01:30,235 He and his dad played sonatas for me in their living room. 929 01:01:30,259 --> 01:01:32,927 We talked about art in addition, politics and... 930 01:01:34,831 --> 01:01:36,031 He loves Flaubert. 931 01:01:37,534 --> 01:01:40,934 His family's just very passionate about real stuff 932 01:01:43,406 --> 01:01:44,873 and we just connected. 933 01:01:45,675 --> 01:01:46,675 So he cooks. 934 01:01:47,177 --> 01:01:48,654 I'm sorry, I don't cook. 935 01:01:48,678 --> 01:01:51,545 My family ordered in a lot when I was kid. 936 01:02:00,557 --> 01:02:02,957 I think I'd like to be buried here. 937 01:02:05,128 --> 01:02:06,395 Today, if possible. 938 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:15,200 It must have been a bad crepe, I've never had the dry heaves before. 939 01:02:15,505 --> 01:02:18,172 Yeah, it was incredibly anti-climactic. 940 01:02:20,477 --> 01:02:21,744 What are you doing? 941 01:02:22,212 --> 01:02:24,680 Um, I have a lunch in about an hour. 942 01:02:26,550 --> 01:02:27,750 A lunch? With who? 943 01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:30,787 My grandparents. 944 01:02:31,188 --> 01:02:33,121 Oh, wow, I've never met them. 945 01:02:35,493 --> 01:02:37,026 I'm going alone, Quinn. 946 01:02:38,696 --> 01:02:39,763 I'm not invited. 947 01:02:40,642 --> 01:02:41,642 Quinn... 948 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,310 I flew all the way out here to be with you 949 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:46,580 and you just sleep with me like I'm some kind of boy-toy and... 950 01:02:46,604 --> 01:02:49,583 Okay, first, I didn't ask you to come out here. 951 01:02:49,607 --> 01:02:53,807 No, you couldn't do that because you don't know what you want. 952 01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:55,889 So you're just stringing me along? 953 01:02:55,913 --> 01:02:59,326 Yeah, right, okay. You're the victim. You're the martyr. 954 01:02:59,350 --> 01:03:03,350 Did you pack your crucifix or did they let you carry it on? 955 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:05,322 Baby Jesus. 956 01:03:05,556 --> 01:03:07,289 I am not martyring myself. 957 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:11,493 Do you know how selfish this is of you. 958 01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:13,206 Of me? 959 01:03:13,230 --> 01:03:17,078 You live your life like it's going to be brilliant when it really counts. 960 01:03:17,102 --> 01:03:18,902 Well, it is passing you by. 961 01:03:19,871 --> 01:03:21,138 Look at your music. 962 01:03:21,573 --> 01:03:23,240 How can you be a musician 963 01:03:23,275 --> 01:03:26,120 when you're too afraid to play in front of anyone? 964 01:03:26,144 --> 01:03:27,144 I'm a perfectionist. 965 01:03:27,145 --> 01:03:28,856 And I told you my hand span... 966 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:32,147 Shut the fuck up about your goddamned hand span. 967 01:03:34,119 --> 01:03:39,519 You're just masquerading as this sensitive, magnanimous, self-deprecating person. 968 01:03:41,993 --> 01:03:43,671 Your idea of self-deprecation 969 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:46,762 is everybody else's definition of narcissism. 970 01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,480 Well... 971 01:03:52,504 --> 01:03:53,815 I know you came here 972 01:03:53,839 --> 01:03:55,572 to bring me back with you. 973 01:03:57,409 --> 01:04:00,942 But I don't want to go back, I want to move forward. 974 01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:52,930 I feel like I'm just 975 01:04:53,332 --> 01:04:55,732 looking for the name of the disease 976 01:04:56,402 --> 01:04:58,069 that makes me make sense. 977 01:05:00,841 --> 01:05:02,041 How do I be a man? 978 01:05:33,574 --> 01:05:34,574 Hello, hello. 979 01:05:34,842 --> 01:05:37,175 Hi! You do speak a little English. 980 01:05:38,545 --> 01:05:39,545 Hello, hello. 981 01:05:40,481 --> 01:05:41,481 Okay. 982 01:05:44,094 --> 01:05:45,094 Sorry, I'm late. 983 01:05:45,118 --> 01:05:48,118 I couldn't find the address, but then I did. 984 01:05:48,188 --> 01:05:49,566 - Quinn... - Devon, please. 985 01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:52,591 Look, I've been trying to ask you something. 986 01:05:53,194 --> 01:05:55,127 Uh, Quinn, this is Guillaume. 987 01:05:55,864 --> 01:05:56,864 Quinn... 988 01:05:57,398 --> 01:06:00,731 I didn't know you were joining us for lunch, pal. 989 01:06:01,369 --> 01:06:02,369 Super. 990 01:06:02,737 --> 01:06:03,737 I'm Guillaume. 991 01:06:06,274 --> 01:06:07,607 So nice to meet you. 992 01:06:07,842 --> 01:06:09,842 Um, I thought you were French. 993 01:06:12,313 --> 01:06:14,592 Oh, yeah, well, my father's French. 994 01:06:14,616 --> 01:06:16,083 Yeah, just like Devon. 995 01:06:16,284 --> 01:06:18,351 Wow. I'll go fetch you a plate. 996 01:06:24,259 --> 01:06:25,726 What is he doing here? 997 01:06:27,095 --> 01:06:29,895 And why's he being so fucking nice to me? 998 01:06:29,998 --> 01:06:31,465 Yeah, what an asshole. 999 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:42,987 He says, he's sorry that they only have a footstool for you to sit on. 1000 01:06:43,011 --> 01:06:47,345 No, no, no. It's my favorite kind of stool. 1001 01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:49,094 Yeah, speaking with a French accent 1002 01:06:49,118 --> 01:06:50,962 isn't going to help he understands you. 1003 01:07:03,232 --> 01:07:04,876 He wants you to have an aperitif with him. 1004 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:06,967 Oh, I just had a crepe... Okay. 1005 01:07:12,952 --> 01:07:13,952 It's Pernod. 1006 01:07:13,976 --> 01:07:17,443 He says, he's been drinking it since he was a baby. 1007 01:07:18,257 --> 01:07:19,257 What's in it? 1008 01:07:19,281 --> 01:07:20,361 It derived from licorice. 1009 01:07:20,385 --> 01:07:24,162 It's a successor of absinthe, relative of ouzo in Greece. 1010 01:07:24,186 --> 01:07:26,986 That does put it in many contexts for me. 1011 01:07:35,097 --> 01:07:38,698 Aw. She got sushi for me because she knows I like it. 1012 01:07:51,147 --> 01:07:52,858 They're saying, you have a French face. 1013 01:07:52,882 --> 01:07:57,015 Ah. Thank you. It's awkward, because I have an Algerian neck. 1014 01:07:57,954 --> 01:07:59,754 So they're always fighting. 1015 01:08:04,427 --> 01:08:07,673 They're not going to get it, also it's offensive. 1016 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:09,030 Don't edit my jokes. 1017 01:08:10,066 --> 01:08:11,066 Fine. 1018 01:08:24,691 --> 01:08:25,691 See. 1019 01:08:25,715 --> 01:08:27,048 The timing wasn't... 1020 01:08:27,417 --> 01:08:29,284 I thought it was very funny. 1021 01:08:39,030 --> 01:08:43,763 She says, she knows you weren't originally going to come out to Paris. 1022 01:08:45,102 --> 01:08:46,635 What changed your mind? 1023 01:08:47,271 --> 01:08:48,271 Uh... 1024 01:08:50,207 --> 01:08:51,207 I... 1025 01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:54,409 realized I couldn't be without Devon. 1026 01:09:10,861 --> 01:09:12,394 I want to wake up early 1027 01:09:13,898 --> 01:09:16,565 just so I can spend more time with her. 1028 01:09:19,470 --> 01:09:20,803 When I'm around her, 1029 01:09:22,574 --> 01:09:23,574 the rhythm of 1030 01:09:25,277 --> 01:09:26,277 my breathing 1031 01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,080 literally changes. 1032 01:09:33,185 --> 01:09:34,185 I need her. 1033 01:09:39,725 --> 01:09:41,058 That's why I'm here. 1034 01:09:56,608 --> 01:09:57,741 What did she say? 1035 01:09:59,377 --> 01:10:02,177 She wants to know if anyone wants cheese? 1036 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:22,111 Bravo. 1037 01:10:22,135 --> 01:10:23,268 Mmm, Mozart, huh? 1038 01:10:24,737 --> 01:10:25,737 A genius. 1039 01:10:26,572 --> 01:10:27,572 Yeah. 1040 01:10:28,007 --> 01:10:29,251 Second concerto, right? 1041 01:10:29,275 --> 01:10:31,008 Yeah. Hey, how about that. 1042 01:10:32,211 --> 01:10:33,211 Are you a fan? 1043 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:35,913 More familiar with jazz but yeah. 1044 01:10:35,948 --> 01:10:38,015 Ah, you see, jazz... 1045 01:10:38,751 --> 01:10:41,018 It all sounds the same to me, no? 1046 01:10:41,621 --> 01:10:45,688 Guillaume, what was the story you told me about your violin. 1047 01:10:46,425 --> 01:10:48,403 Not much of a story. But... 1048 01:10:48,427 --> 01:10:51,094 Yes, this is a Jean Baptiste Vuillaume. 1049 01:10:51,898 --> 01:10:54,431 There was perhaps 3,000 of them made. 1050 01:10:55,902 --> 01:11:00,569 This instrument probably costs somewhere in neighborhood of $250,000. 1051 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,608 If you can put a price on it. 1052 01:11:10,984 --> 01:11:12,917 It seems unusually small, no. 1053 01:11:15,722 --> 01:11:16,966 This is my baby. 1054 01:11:16,990 --> 01:11:20,390 My godfather is Pierre Boulez. A famous conductor. 1055 01:11:21,929 --> 01:11:24,396 And he gave this violin to my father 1056 01:11:24,464 --> 01:11:27,997 when he was first chair for the Orchestra de Paris. 1057 01:11:28,202 --> 01:11:31,802 One of my favorite orchestras. 1058 01:11:31,972 --> 01:11:34,039 You know, Quinn, Flaubert said, 1059 01:11:34,341 --> 01:11:36,386 "Human speech is a cracked kettle" 1060 01:11:36,410 --> 01:11:40,477 "upon which we tap crude rhythms for the bears to dance to," 1061 01:11:40,647 --> 01:11:43,914 "while we long to make music to melt the stars." 1062 01:11:48,989 --> 01:11:50,400 Quinn plays the piano. 1063 01:11:50,424 --> 01:11:51,267 Yeah, I do. 1064 01:11:51,291 --> 01:11:52,811 - Yeah. - Dev, can I ask you something? 1065 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:55,635 That's so neat. You going to play for us? 1066 01:11:59,434 --> 01:12:00,834 Sure. 1067 01:12:07,575 --> 01:12:10,042 I've never played a Bluthner before. 1068 01:12:12,113 --> 01:12:13,713 But I'll give it a shot. 1069 01:14:15,105 --> 01:14:16,772 You finished learning it. 1070 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:20,273 My God. Quinn, your eye is insanely red. 1071 01:14:22,045 --> 01:14:23,778 - What? What? - Um, oh... 1072 01:14:25,348 --> 01:14:26,481 It must be the... 1073 01:14:30,587 --> 01:14:32,654 - What is it? - Pingueculitis. 1074 01:14:32,689 --> 01:14:34,166 I don't know how to say it in French. 1075 01:14:34,190 --> 01:14:35,430 I can barely say it in English. 1076 01:14:35,454 --> 01:14:38,522 Let me get you a warm washcloth or something. 1077 01:14:41,098 --> 01:14:42,365 Okay, Excusez-moi. 1078 01:14:47,371 --> 01:14:48,371 Quinn. 1079 01:14:48,506 --> 01:14:49,506 I'm in here. 1080 01:14:52,309 --> 01:14:53,309 Hi. 1081 01:14:53,411 --> 01:14:54,287 What the fuck? 1082 01:14:54,311 --> 01:14:56,044 Boy, your eye looks crazo. 1083 01:14:56,380 --> 01:14:58,380 What? What are you doing here? 1084 01:14:59,216 --> 01:15:01,816 The address in the database, remember? 1085 01:15:02,853 --> 01:15:04,297 Okay, this is awkward. 1086 01:15:04,321 --> 01:15:06,054 No shit. This is not okay. 1087 01:15:06,557 --> 01:15:09,824 I am making a fool of myself just like you said. 1088 01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:11,193 No. No, no, no. I... 1089 01:15:11,228 --> 01:15:15,675 Thank you for coming all the way out here for me, Kelsey. 1090 01:15:15,699 --> 01:15:16,109 Quinn, I want... 1091 01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:18,373 Stop talking to me as me. That's insane that you do that. 1092 01:15:18,397 --> 01:15:22,330 I don't feel that way about you, Kelsey. Jesus, I'm sorry. 1093 01:15:24,508 --> 01:15:25,852 I was actually... 1094 01:15:29,247 --> 01:15:32,580 No, no, no. No prostitute. A friend. A comrade. 1095 01:15:36,788 --> 01:15:37,788 My Vuillaume. 1096 01:15:57,075 --> 01:15:58,075 My God. My God. 1097 01:16:09,788 --> 01:16:13,455 Jameson, pick up. Fuck! 1098 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:24,913 Hello. 1099 01:16:24,937 --> 01:16:26,949 Kurt, don't hang up. Please. I'm in trouble. 1100 01:16:26,973 --> 01:16:28,050 - You're in trouble? - Yes. 1101 01:16:28,074 --> 01:16:30,941 I mean, not physically. Although, kind of. 1102 01:16:31,811 --> 01:16:32,811 All right. 1103 01:16:32,945 --> 01:16:33,555 I want your sister back. 1104 01:16:33,579 --> 01:16:36,725 I'm in Paris and I need her. I want to marry her. 1105 01:16:36,749 --> 01:16:40,349 She's about to go to Provence, with some French tool. 1106 01:16:40,453 --> 01:16:43,332 Dude, I'm in the middle of a job interview right now. 1107 01:16:43,356 --> 01:16:45,423 Kurt, please! You're my friend. 1108 01:16:46,225 --> 01:16:47,225 You want her? 1109 01:16:47,326 --> 01:16:49,771 Because if you hurt her again, I will destroy you. 1110 01:16:49,795 --> 01:16:51,595 I know. I won't, I promise. 1111 01:16:52,365 --> 01:16:53,365 Okay. 1112 01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:54,900 All right. 1113 01:16:55,168 --> 01:16:56,678 You listen very carefully, okay? 1114 01:16:56,702 --> 01:16:59,948 And I'm not just saying this because I know my sister, 1115 01:16:59,972 --> 01:17:02,505 I'm saying this because I know women. 1116 01:17:03,576 --> 01:17:05,709 You tell her, she can't see him. 1117 01:17:07,046 --> 01:17:08,179 She will see him. 1118 01:17:09,215 --> 01:17:10,815 And she will fuck him... 1119 01:17:12,385 --> 01:17:13,385 Tonight. 1120 01:17:14,788 --> 01:17:15,988 Man, I don't know. 1121 01:17:16,623 --> 01:17:17,823 She will fuck him. 1122 01:17:20,694 --> 01:17:22,094 Well, what do I then? 1123 01:17:24,031 --> 01:17:25,031 Hello? 1124 01:17:28,802 --> 01:17:30,069 Hello? Kurt, hello? 1125 01:17:38,312 --> 01:17:39,312 Shit. 1126 01:17:48,322 --> 01:17:49,322 Hi. 1127 01:17:57,864 --> 01:17:59,731 I have caused quite a tumult 1128 01:18:04,504 --> 01:18:05,504 here today. 1129 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:10,675 You want to translate that or they'll get the gist? 1130 01:18:11,613 --> 01:18:12,746 Or you can recap. 1131 01:18:16,017 --> 01:18:17,017 Anyhow, 1132 01:18:19,387 --> 01:18:20,387 I am sorry 1133 01:18:21,456 --> 01:18:22,456 to everyone. 1134 01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:25,959 I hope to make it up 1135 01:18:26,594 --> 01:18:27,727 and repay you all 1136 01:18:30,798 --> 01:18:31,798 emotionally. 1137 01:18:34,602 --> 01:18:38,269 I did this in a clumsy attempt to win you back, Devon. 1138 01:18:43,878 --> 01:18:45,678 I apologize for the carnage 1139 01:18:47,815 --> 01:18:49,882 that has accrued along the way. 1140 01:18:51,719 --> 01:18:54,452 Needless to say, I'll be going home now. 1141 01:19:00,195 --> 01:19:01,395 I love you, Devon. 1142 01:19:04,867 --> 01:19:06,800 I hope you can remember that. 1143 01:19:11,507 --> 01:19:12,507 Sorry. 1144 01:19:15,544 --> 01:19:16,544 Excuse-moi. 1145 01:19:31,927 --> 01:19:35,527 Like any organ does as we grow older, 1146 01:19:36,031 --> 01:19:37,564 the eye deteriorate... 1147 01:19:38,067 --> 01:19:39,400 My baby boy. 1148 01:19:41,770 --> 01:19:43,703 So Paris was what? All right? 1149 01:19:44,273 --> 01:19:45,406 It was... 1150 01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:48,508 I don't want to say epically emasculating 1151 01:19:49,011 --> 01:19:51,479 on a trans-continental level. But... 1152 01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:53,326 No, actually I do. 1153 01:19:53,350 --> 01:19:55,027 Yeah, it's hard being a man, huh? 1154 01:19:55,051 --> 01:19:59,651 And the hardest part is that it becomes less acceptable to be a boy. 1155 01:19:59,823 --> 01:20:01,356 Do you love her? Devon? 1156 01:20:01,591 --> 01:20:04,124 I love her so much. But I screwed up. 1157 01:21:15,433 --> 01:21:17,900 How did you know where I was? 1158 01:21:18,269 --> 01:21:19,736 I have my ways. 1159 01:21:22,173 --> 01:21:25,118 I heard you were coming back tomorrow. 1160 01:21:25,142 --> 01:21:27,675 Mmm, I wanted to surprise you. 1161 01:21:30,014 --> 01:21:31,147 Sweet gig. 1162 01:21:31,816 --> 01:21:32,816 Yeah. 1163 01:21:33,117 --> 01:21:35,384 They pay me in pad sees, but... 1164 01:21:37,956 --> 01:21:40,889 You know, I could stay with Jameson tonight 1165 01:21:41,827 --> 01:21:43,360 if you want some space. 1166 01:21:45,096 --> 01:21:46,096 Quinn... 1167 01:21:47,098 --> 01:21:48,431 I came back for you. 1168 01:21:51,636 --> 01:21:52,636 Really? 1169 01:21:55,207 --> 01:21:56,207 I missed you. 1170 01:21:56,541 --> 01:21:58,408 There is a ring in my trunk. 1171 01:21:59,578 --> 01:22:00,578 What? 1172 01:22:00,679 --> 01:22:02,089 I have something in my trunk 1173 01:22:02,113 --> 01:22:03,780 that I wanted to give you 1174 01:22:06,518 --> 01:22:07,562 just at some point. 1175 01:22:07,586 --> 01:22:10,119 What? What is it? Did you say a ring? 1176 01:22:10,989 --> 01:22:11,989 A ring? 1177 01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:14,959 Yeah. 1178 01:22:15,627 --> 01:22:17,227 Are you proposing to me? 1179 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:22,066 Hang on. 1180 01:22:37,450 --> 01:22:38,450 Here. 1181 01:22:42,054 --> 01:22:43,054 What is this? 1182 01:22:45,458 --> 01:22:46,991 Uh, I guess, I guess... 1183 01:22:49,829 --> 01:22:50,962 I'm asking you to 1184 01:22:53,733 --> 01:22:54,733 marry me. 1185 01:22:55,334 --> 01:22:56,334 You guess? 1186 01:22:56,769 --> 01:22:58,502 No. No, no, no. I am. I... 1187 01:23:01,340 --> 01:23:02,407 I am. 1188 01:23:03,409 --> 01:23:04,476 - Here. - Okay. 1189 01:23:09,181 --> 01:23:10,181 Sorry. 1190 01:23:24,598 --> 01:23:25,598 Devon, 1191 01:23:27,701 --> 01:23:28,901 will you marry me? 1192 01:23:30,804 --> 01:23:31,804 My God! Yes. 1193 01:23:34,908 --> 01:23:35,908 - Yes? - Yeah. 1194 01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:38,978 I will. 1195 01:23:39,913 --> 01:23:41,846 I can't believe you did this. 1196 01:23:43,383 --> 01:23:44,383 I can't either. 1197 01:23:44,818 --> 01:23:47,230 I wanted it to be more romantic. But... 1198 01:23:47,254 --> 01:23:48,254 No. 1199 01:23:48,689 --> 01:23:50,089 I just couldn't wait. 1200 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:52,358 I couldn't wait. 1201 01:23:53,427 --> 01:23:54,427 I love you. 1202 01:24:00,634 --> 01:24:01,634 I love you. 1203 01:24:05,639 --> 01:24:09,039 There's one last thing I should probably tell you. 1204 01:24:10,577 --> 01:24:11,577 What? 1205 01:24:12,679 --> 01:24:15,059 I slept with someone while we were apart 1206 01:24:15,083 --> 01:24:17,616 and I told you I hadn't seen anybody. 1207 01:24:17,785 --> 01:24:20,531 And that happened, but we weren't together. 1208 01:24:20,555 --> 01:24:22,222 You didn't even know her. 1209 01:24:22,457 --> 01:24:26,257 It was just purely me trying to get it out of my system. 1210 01:24:26,427 --> 01:24:27,867 Like you said, I didn't even like it. 1211 01:24:27,891 --> 01:24:31,195 I wanted to have a clean slate before we get married 1212 01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:32,399 and that's that. 1213 01:24:33,201 --> 01:24:34,201 So... 1214 01:24:38,406 --> 01:24:39,406 Are you mad? 1215 01:24:42,644 --> 01:24:43,977 You don't want to... 1216 01:24:59,227 --> 01:25:00,227 I'm sorry. 1217 01:25:01,763 --> 01:25:02,763 You okay. 1218 01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:07,735 How could you? 1219 01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:12,372 How could you ruin this moment for me? 1220 01:25:16,211 --> 01:25:19,411 I'm not even upset about the other part, but... 1221 01:25:21,083 --> 01:25:24,283 I can't tell my friends, my parents this story. 1222 01:25:27,222 --> 01:25:28,222 Sure, you can. 1223 01:25:29,558 --> 01:25:31,425 You can leave this part out. 1224 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,629 Just not even excited anymore. 1225 01:25:37,166 --> 01:25:38,166 I'm not happy. 1226 01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:41,100 And it's fucking September 11th. 1227 01:25:43,338 --> 01:25:44,671 Shit, is that today? 1228 01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:49,042 I didn't realize. 1229 01:25:50,946 --> 01:25:52,613 Well, we'll never forget. 1230 01:25:54,817 --> 01:25:56,817 But we can just get past this. 1231 01:25:58,121 --> 01:26:00,921 I mean, we're still going to get married. 1232 01:26:02,192 --> 01:26:04,925 I don't want to talk about it right now. 1233 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:08,697 You're not considering 1234 01:26:11,935 --> 01:26:13,602 not marrying me, are you? 1235 01:26:14,037 --> 01:26:16,015 I don't want to talk about it. 1236 01:26:16,039 --> 01:26:17,039 But I, I... 1237 01:26:17,340 --> 01:26:18,473 I made a mistake. 1238 01:26:20,510 --> 01:26:22,510 I was just trying to be honest 1239 01:26:24,447 --> 01:26:25,580 with you, for us. 1240 01:26:26,382 --> 01:26:27,715 Not for me. I swear. 1241 01:26:29,919 --> 01:26:30,963 I've been dreaming 1242 01:26:30,987 --> 01:26:34,320 about how I was going to propose to my girlfriend 1243 01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:36,158 since third grade. 1244 01:26:37,994 --> 01:26:40,261 This was not what it looked like. 1245 01:26:40,797 --> 01:26:42,464 Fuck-o-fuck. I ruined it. 1246 01:26:42,809 --> 01:26:43,809 I fucked this up. 1247 01:26:43,833 --> 01:26:48,214 You're the love of my life. I fucked this up. I've ruined your moment too. 1248 01:26:48,238 --> 01:26:49,638 Please, just say yes. 1249 01:26:50,374 --> 01:26:51,974 Call people. Enjoy this. 1250 01:26:52,086 --> 01:26:53,086 I'll do anything. 1251 01:26:53,110 --> 01:26:55,030 Here, just come back outside. I'll propose again. 1252 01:26:55,054 --> 01:26:57,312 Please, just switch your brain off. 1253 01:26:57,481 --> 01:26:59,814 It's willpower. Please! I'm sorry! 1254 01:27:00,184 --> 01:27:01,784 Please say yes. Say yes! 1255 01:27:02,353 --> 01:27:03,886 Please! Please say yes! 1256 01:27:03,954 --> 01:27:04,954 Okay, okay. 1257 01:27:10,361 --> 01:27:11,361 Okay? 1258 01:27:12,363 --> 01:27:13,363 Okay. 1259 01:27:15,599 --> 01:27:16,599 Okay. 1260 01:27:27,578 --> 01:27:29,845 What the fuck is that? 1261 01:27:31,816 --> 01:27:33,149 The net didn't open. 1262 01:27:34,185 --> 01:27:35,185 What? 1263 01:27:35,586 --> 01:27:38,453 The plan was to propose when you got back. 1264 01:27:39,390 --> 01:27:42,570 And if you said yes, I was going to pull this string. 1265 01:27:42,594 --> 01:27:47,127 I didn't have time to test it. It's filled with rose petals, but... 1266 01:27:48,433 --> 01:27:50,233 I guess, I rigged it wrong. 1267 01:27:50,302 --> 01:27:54,035 That's a good thing that you didn't propose to me here. 1268 01:27:54,539 --> 01:27:56,872 It would've been a total disaster. 1269 01:28:07,052 --> 01:28:08,052 Hey. 1270 01:28:08,753 --> 01:28:10,220 You want to try again. 89162