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Well, can you no' just do without
it for one night?
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He needs his phone, Eric.
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It'll only take me five minutes to
nip back and get my charger.
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Oh, for God's sake.
What time is the table booked for?
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Not till half past. Oh.
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This programme contains strong language.
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You'd be as well to just come in,
actually - I've just realised
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I don't have my wee adapter thing
for the car with me.
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I'll need to plug it in inside
for five minutes. Oh, bloody hell!
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Did we not leave the lamp on? Eric,
did you not leave the hall lamp on?
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I don't know. Normally,
we leave the lamp on...
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ALL: Surprise!
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SQUEALING
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Happy anniversary, Mum.
Happy anniversary, Beth.
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Dear God, I nearly jumped out of
my bloody skin there.
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Congratulations, squire.
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Happy anniversary, Mr Baird.
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I don't know what to say. This is
lovely. At last!
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Beth, where's your kitchen roll?
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MUSIC PLAYS
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You're a wee swine.
I thought you'd twig in the car.
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I was like, ah, he knows,
he knows something is going on.
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See your face when you walked in.
I know, what was it like?
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I didn't know what was
happening for a minute.
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Aye, see cos you're older
and quite heavy,
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I thought you might take an
actual stroke.
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You really didn't need to go to all
this trouble, Gordon.
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Ian said you'd say that.
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Just look at all this.
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That reminds me,
I got you a little present as well.
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Oh, you didn't need to bother.
30 years being married to Mr Baird!
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We had to give you something.
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Aye, a cyanide capsule.
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All right, Michelle? I didn't
realise it was a dressy-up affair!
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I just thought, seeing it was a
special occasion.
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Oh, give us a twirl.
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Go on.
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Have you got any pants on?
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Top up, Mr Baird? Go on.
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Hasn't he done well, arranging all this?
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Aye, tremendous.
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It's no trouble. I wanted to.
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He got us all in here while Ian was
lying to you in his car.
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Listen, I appreciate you going to
all this bother, I really do.
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So do I, Eric. I'll just give you a
little kiss
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to say well done, Gordon.
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That's nice.
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OK, everyone, listen up.
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Shh, shh, shush, shush!
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I'd just like to say a massive
thank you for coming to
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celebrate my mum and dad's 30th
wedding anniversary.
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CHEERING
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Now, he didn't want to make a big
fuss or have a big do
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or anything, but we just felt we
ought to do something at least to
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mark the occasion.
Aye, let's get really pissed!
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So, if you join me in wishing
congratulations to my mum for
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putting up with my dad
for all these years.
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Oh, ha-ha(!)
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And congratulations to dad for
punching so far above his weight.
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LAUGHTER
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To Mum and Dad!
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Woohoo, Eric and Beth!
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Beth and Eric! Mr and Mrs Baird!
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Oh, I should just say...
For fuck's sake.
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Erm, I should just say as well,
thank you to Gordon.
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He has worked his socks off.
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I couldn't have arranged any of it
if it wasn't for him.
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Well done, Gordon. Another one from
me, honey. Just another one.
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Right, Ian. Let's get this trifle
dished oot and into the bowls.
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In a bit, Christine, we haven't had
any of the sandwiches or anything yet.
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Wait till you taste this, Michelle.
Did you make it, did you? I did.
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Well, I didn't know what to get them
for a present and I thought
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about a voucher or maybe a wee
bit of porcelain.
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But then I went into my cupboard and
saw the four tins of fruit cocktail
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and I thought,
"Fuck it, trifle it is."
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So, this time 30 years ago, eh? Aye.
So how did the two of you meet?
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It was at a party actually.
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Aye. At my pal Davie's house.
Davie who?
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Love at first sight was it, Eric?
It was for me. Aw.
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We were actually set up. Who by?
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Jeremy Beadle?
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How did you two meet?
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How did you end up with Alan,
Michelle, you must get asked that a lot?
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We've actually been going out
together since we were at school.
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Have you? That's great.
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You been together since you were
at school?!
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Yes. Ian and me are coming up for
eight months in three weeks' time.
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What, you've never been anywhere
else except him? No.
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Aw, that's nice.
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I did pump one other lassie before
we started going out but it's
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just been her since then.
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Anyway, listen, there's tonnes of
food so feel free
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to dig in and help yourself.
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Yes, let's get tore into this trifle.
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It's home-made, none of your
shop-bought pish. Yes, Christine.
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We'll get round to it.
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Aye, all right,
son, but don't take too long,
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cos technically that cream
needs to be used before midnight.
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Isn't this lovely?
Aye, it's a good spread, Beth.
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There was tempura prawns as well,
but unfortunately they were
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finished before you got here.
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Oh. Alan!
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Whit?
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Did you try the wee baby quiches?
There's none left.
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Aye, they were very popular too.
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You managing? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
It's going all right, isn't it?
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Is your mum enjoying it? Yeah!
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She's put a picture of the buffet up
on Facebook already. That's nice.
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Aye. Everybody all right for a
drink?
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Eh, Cathy wants one. All
right, where's the glass.
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No, don't bother with that,
just give us the bottle.
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Colin and me celebrate our wedding
anniversary every single year,
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don't we, Colin?
We do, yeah. It's important to us.
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How long have you been married for,
Cathy? Eight years.
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Nine. Nine.
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I've had my van nine year.
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So, when can we be expecting the
sound of wedding bells for
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you two then? I think that's a
while off yet, Colin.
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Keeping your options open,
are you, Michelle?
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No, no, we just want to wait until
the time is right.
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Aye, once we've had the floors
done and she's had the all clear in the IBS.
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You want to see what she has to send
away in thae wee tubs, by the way.
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You're engaged though, yeah? Well,
not officially, no. Are you not, Michelle?
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No. Not yet. Here, Alan, see when I
proposed to Cathy, what was it like?
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Remember that, Cathy?
It was unbelievable, Michelle.
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It was night-time.
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We were on the balcony of this
beautiful five-star hotel,
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overlooking the sea with the lights
and the stars. It was...
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It was amazing.
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Where was that? Venice.
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It was Crete. Crete.
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Have you had enough to eat? Plenty,
there's so much lovely stuff.
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There's trifle, Beth. Right.
Ian, come on.
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Let's get that trifle fired
into thae bowls.
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Awright, OK.
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Hang on. Aren't we going to do the
thing now? Oh, shit, right!
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Christine, we'll do the trifle in a
minute. Oh, for God's sake.
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Everybody, everybody, listen up.
Listen up, everyone.
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We've got a wee surprise that
we've organised. ALL: Woo!
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Is it a gay stripper?
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We've organised a Mr and Mrs quiz.
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Oh, yay! What is that?
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We have got a quiz for you and
Mum about your married life.
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Oh, question one,
how has she stuck it for so long?
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This'll be interesting, Eric,
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see how well you been paying
attention over the years, eh?
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I'd be shite at it.
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I couldn't even tell you the size of
her feet. They look like a four.
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You should've told me we were
going to do this.
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It wouldn't have been a surprise
then, would it?
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Come on, you lot, take a seat.
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Oh! Mr and Mrs...
Remember that one, Christine?
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Oh, aye. Be nice to each other
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? Mr and Mrs... ?
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What was it?
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? Friends and lovers... ?
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That's it.
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Dee dee dee
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? Dee dee, dee, dee, da-ra dee. ?
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I never watched it.
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OK, everybody, ready? No.
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Come on! Yeah. Yay!
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CHEERING Quiet, everyone.
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Quiet everyone. Shut up, Michelle.
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So, we've got some questions.
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We're going to test your knowledge
about how well you two know
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each other because you are...
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ALL: Mr and Mrs!
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OK, so you take that, Mrs Baird.
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And when we ask you the question,
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you have to write down your answer
in secret and then when
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Mr Baird gives us his answer, we see
if what you've written down matches.
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Right. Alan, are you bored?
I am bored.
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So, first question. What is
Mr Baird's favourite food?
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Christ, she's gonna need a bigger pad.
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I'd say... Uh! Write it down.
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Write it down, Beth, stupid!
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OK, ready?
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OK, so we asked you Mr Baird's
favourite food was and it is...
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Steak.
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Yes, Eric, big beefy steak.
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And you said...
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CHEERING
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One point to you, Mrs Baird.
OK, Mr Baird. This one's for you.
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Here you are, Eric, take that.
Pass the... Pass the pad.
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You've got to pass the pad.
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What is the first thing Mrs Baird
does in the morning?
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She goes for a poo! Write poo, Eric.
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Or you could just draw one.
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I can draw them, I can.
Aw different wans.
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Wee pointy wans. Big logs...
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Let him think.
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Are you ready? Nearly, hang on.
Hang on. Yeah.
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OK, Mrs Baird,
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the first thing that you do in the
morning when you wake up is...
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Have a cup of tea.
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CHEERING
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That's close enough,
give him that. Yeah!
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OK, next question. To Mrs Baird.
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There you go, Beth.
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? Pass the pad!
Go on, pass the pad... ?
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What is Mr Baird most afraid of,
what is his biggest fear?
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ALL: Ooooh!
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Gosh, let me think. Erm...
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Snakes.
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Aye, could be. Or mibbe, mibbe,
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something happening to Ian. Yes!
Like Ian dying.
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Oh, that's good, Ian dying.
Because of a snake.
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Aye, a mamba.
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They chase you. Or he could drown.
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He could get bitten by a snake and
then drown. Aye, aye...
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That's good. OK, ready, Mrs Baird?
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Mr Baird, what are you most scared of?
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Well, I was going to say seeing
Christine in her nightie.
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But no, it's snakes.
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Yes!
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Snakes. Oh, yay!
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Ssssssss.
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That's my mum got two and my dad's
got one.
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OK, Eric. OK.
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If she wasn't married to you,
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what famous person would Mrs Baird
like to be married to?
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I'd be Dermot O'Leary.
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Dermot O'Leary, Michelle, I'd
fucking shag his brains out.
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Eric... Eric.
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Paul Hollywood.
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The blue eyes and the wee bits of
flour on his hands, eh?
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Let's see what you put, Dad.
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There you are. George Clooney.
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Well, yes, he'd do if I had to
choose but I'm very happy
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with what I've got, thank you.
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Aw! So sweet.
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OK, well, another point to Mr Baird.
Here you go, Beth.
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Next question. Hang on, hang on, how
many more have you got? A few.
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Maybe another 20. Jesus!
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Maybe just one more then?
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Yeah, one more and that'll do us.
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OK, then.
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Erm, not that one.
Erm, not that one...
240
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Favourite yoghurt? No.
241
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,799
I've got one.
242
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:26,079
Can I do one? Aye, go on, Michelle.
Let Michelle ask one.
243
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,119
Yeah, go on, Michelle.
244
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:32,520
OK. What is
the best thing about being married?
245
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Phew...
246
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,279
Keep it clean, Beth.
247
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:41,799
Don't write sex, Beth, don't make us
think about that. Ready?
248
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,279
Nearly.
249
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:47,919
Right, Dad, what did Mum say was
the best thing about being married?
250
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,759
Erm...
251
00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:52,799
It's hard to say. I mean...
Does she do your washing, Eric?
252
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,919
It's good to get your washing
done. Aye, eh...
253
00:12:55,920 --> 00:13:01,759
I think the best thing about being
married is probably, well,
254
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,160
it's just seeing each other every day.
255
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,519
Spending time together.
256
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,479
Aw! Aw!
257
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,760
Come here, you.
258
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,720
All right?
259
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,359
Would you like to get married, Gordon?
260
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,399
Aye, they can now.
They're allowed, aren't they?
261
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,399
Oh, my God, a gay wedding,
I'd love that!
262
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,039
Get married, Gordon!
263
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,839
What actually happens at a gay wedding?
264
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,279
Well, it's just the same.
265
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,359
The same? How is it the same?
266
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:40,839
Well, it just is. It's just
two people doing their vows.
267
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,879
Aye, but vowing what, though?
268
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,639
That it's no' just a phase?
269
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,839
Well, I think it's great
they can dae that now.
270
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,719
I mean, they've had years of people
shouting at them,
271
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,959
and creeping about in toilets.
272
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,119
I mean, you cannae begrudge them
a wee party.
273
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,119
I couldnae have it off in a bog!
274
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,759
Men's toilets fucking stink.
275
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:03,439
Gordon, if Ian asked you
to marry him, what would you say?
276
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,999
Cathy!
Just interested.
277
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,879
Cathy, I don't think...
Would you say yes?
278
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,239
Just ignore her, Gordon.
279
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,879
I bet you would!
280
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,320
I bet he would, Ian.
281
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,159
I bet you wish you'd asked Jaz now,
don't you?
282
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,119
Just ask Gordon instead.
For God's sake!
283
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,199
Oh, Jaz, he was the one I liked.
284
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,439
Aye, I liked Jaz.
285
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,319
Who's Jaz?
He was the one before Gordon.
286
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,319
Jaz is short for...
287
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,519
Er...
288
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,759
Well, he was Asian.
289
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,799
Come on!
Do you ever hear from him, Ian?
290
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,679
No! Gordon, just ignore it.
291
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:34,719
Would you, Gordon, if Ian said to
you, "Gordon, would you marry me?",
292
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,919
what would you say?
293
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,039
Cathy, you can't put somebody
on the spot like that.
294
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,959
Shut up, Michelle,
it's got nothing to do with you!
295
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,999
It's got nothing to do with you, either.
296
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,159
Excuse me, Eric, Gordon and I
are actually very close.
297
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,519
All his stuff about bulimia
at university.
298
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,920
WHISPERS: I'm the only one
that knows about that.
299
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,599
Come on!
300
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,080
If Ian said, "Gordon, will you
marry me?", what would you say?
301
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,760
Well...
302
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,959
Well...
303
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,040
I suppose...
304
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,119
I suppose I'd say yes.
305
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:11,519
Would you? Ian, he's up for it!
306
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,799
Ian, would you like to marry Gordon?
307
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,879
Cathy, I'm not doing this.
Ian!
308
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,999
Cathy, no!
You wouldn't?
309
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,199
No, I'm not saying that...
So you're saying you would?
310
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,479
No!
What ARE you saying?
311
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,399
Would you or would you not
like to marry Gordon?
312
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,560
I don't know!
313
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,760
You got any other games, Gordon?
314
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,039
Was it actually 30 years ago today,
was it?
315
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,359
Tomorrow.
316
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,319
So this time 30 years ago,
you'd have been where?
317
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:59,599
At my mum and dad's with my sister,
getting ready.
318
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:03,199
And what about you, Eric? Where were
you, eh? Oot on the randan?
319
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,799
Oh, my best man and I
just went for a curry.
320
00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,159
Oh, that'd be nice for your
wedding night,
321
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,520
him lying next to you
with the big curry farts.
322
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,039
That must have been lovely, Beth,
with your family.
323
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,959
Were you trying on the dress
and all that?
324
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,799
Yes, yes, and my mum had actually
made the veil herself.
325
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,999
I'd love to see pictures of your dress.
326
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,720
Go and get your wedding album, Beth.
327
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:38,119
Are you OK, Alan, honey?
Are you needing another drink?
328
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,279
Er, aye, on you go.
329
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:43,559
Gordon, are you all right to get
Alan a drink?
330
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,799
Or are you feeling a bit...?
331
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,279
No! I'm fine.
332
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:48,399
Right, drinks! Who wants what?
333
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,399
I'll give you a hand.
No!
334
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,079
Right, beer for Alan,
335
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,959
and I'll bring another bottle
of bubbly through, too.
336
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,680
Let's all get really drunk!
337
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,400
WHISPERS: Michelle.
338
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,559
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm fine.
339
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,519
Look, I didn't mean when Cathy
asked me about getting married
340
00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,879
that I wasn't sure because
I wasn't sure about YOU.
341
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,879
Don't worry about it.
She just sprung it on me.
342
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:25,240
It's fine, honestly, it's OK.
Let's just get on with the drinking.
343
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,679
So that's the church.
Oh, yeah!
344
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,879
Was it the one beside the exhaust
place you got married in, Beth?
345
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,399
Yes, it was, Colin.
346
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,319
You can swap places with me, Christine.
347
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,919
I'm not interested.
348
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,599
Right, Beth.
349
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,439
Budge up. That's it.
350
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,919
Right, let's get a look, Beth.
351
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,679
That's us outside.
352
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,879
Get her to show you the one where
her dress gets caught
353
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,399
in the car door, that's a good one.
354
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:53,879
That's us going in.
355
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,800
Oh, my God, you look lovely!
356
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,799
Your hair's quite flat there, Beth.
357
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:04,239
Did you not want to give it a bit
of height for your special day?
358
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,599
The dress is amazing.
359
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,279
She looked lovely.
360
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,480
See when she walked in and I saw
her? Oh...
361
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,679
That's us cutting the cake.
362
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,799
Oh, is that you having your first dance?
363
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,279
It is, yeah.
364
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,039
What was your first dance to?
365
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,359
Amore.
That's right, Amore.
366
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,639
Oh, I love that.
367
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,199
? When the moon... ?
368
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,839
Yeah, we know how it goes.
369
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,519
I'll tell you what was
really amazing, though.
370
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,599
It was the dance that me and Colin
did at our wedding.
371
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,199
Oh, what was it like, Col?
372
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,639
Aye, it was a bit special, aye.
373
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:43,559
That was amazing, Michelle.
Oh, right.
374
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:47,439
We got married in the
Dominican Republic, Alan.
375
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,159
Did yous, aye?
Yep. Punta de...
376
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,599
Er...
377
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:54,599
It was Thomson's platinum, Alan.
378
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,239
We had the ceremony on the beach.
Wow.
379
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,519
But we had to move into the
pool area for the reception,
380
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,639
because the drug dealers
use the beach at night.
381
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,559
So who were your bridesmaids?
382
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,879
Did they let your friends fly over
for it, then, did they?
383
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,959
Well, a few, not as many as we'd
liked. See, it was
384
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:13,039
quite near Christmas, and folk were
watching their pennies, you know.
385
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,439
When was it?
First week in May.
386
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,559
But it was fine, because there was a
lot of folk there
387
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,079
wanting to wish us well.
388
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,559
There was a big crowd from
Doncaster, wasn't there?
389
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:26,759
Couple from Belgium.
Heavy, heavy smokers.
390
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,119
Spoke a bit of English.
391
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,799
And the wee guy that hosed the plants,
392
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,239
he stuck his head in with a card.
393
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,359
But see when we got up to do the dance?
394
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,880
Oh, my God, Michelle...
395
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,199
In fact, shall we show them a bit of it?
396
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,599
Oh, I don't know.
397
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,839
I mean... What?
398
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,839
What do you reckon?
399
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,799
Ian, would you like to see a bit of it?
400
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,159
No.
Yes!
401
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,359
Come on.
402
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,959
Let's get that iPod on.
403
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,119
No, Cathy.
404
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,999
Just wait, wait, wait.
Cathy, no.
405
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,440
Shut up, Michelle.
406
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:01,400
MUSIC: Move Closer,
by Phyllis Nelson
407
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,200
Get oot the way!
408
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,879
Do you remember it, Col?
409
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,200
Oh, aye.
410
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,519
Hey, baby
411
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,040
You go your way
412
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,120
And I'll go mine
413
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,920
But in the meantime
414
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,280
When we're together
415
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,200
? Touching each other... ?
416
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,519
Oh, for God's sake!
417
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,280
And our bodies
418
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,960
Do what we feel
419
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,319
? When we're dancing... ?
420
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,720
Fuck me.
421
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,199
All the staff had come out the
kitchen by this point.
422
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,880
Aye. A lot of them
had their cameras out.
423
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,679
Oh, for goodness' sake!
424
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,560
The Doncaster mob, they were really
egging her on, you know.
425
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,320
MUSIC STOPS
426
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,039
We were just getting to the good bit!
427
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,719
Sorry, is there a problem, Michelle?
428
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,159
I think we've all seen enough, Cathy.
429
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,000
What? Well, this is Beth and Eric's
night, isn't it?
430
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,560
HE SIGHS
431
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:45,879
So, your dress was absolutely
beautiful, Beth.
432
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:47,119
Thank you, Michelle.
433
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:48,599
Did you buy it, or...?
434
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,239
Yes, yes, I bought it.
435
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,439
Still got it.
436
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,639
Have you?
Yeah.
437
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,439
Cath chucked hers, didn't you?
438
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,519
You chucked it?
439
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,119
Well, I was going to keep it,
440
00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,079
but we were up to 24kg
with all the cigarettes,
441
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,360
so I dumped it at the airport.
442
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,039
I'd love to see your dress, Beth.
443
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,639
It's upstairs in the wardrobe.
444
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:12,079
Is it?
Somewhere.
445
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,439
Away and get it, Beth.
Bring it doon.
446
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,200
On you go, Beth.
447
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,279
So, the old wedding dress, eh?
448
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,159
Been a while since you've seen that, eh?
449
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,399
Aye, it is indeed.
450
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,719
Is it the old traditional white, is it?
451
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,799
Aye. Aye. That's what women like,
isn't it?
452
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,599
Aye. Is that what Cathy had?
Aye, hers was white.
453
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,840
Well, it was at the start of the night!
454
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,119
See on your wedding night?
455
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,839
Had you and Beth...?
456
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,080
Had you ever...?
457
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,999
Had you lain with her before?
458
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,599
What?
459
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,440
Were you familiar with
each other's bodies?
460
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:08,999
Well...
461
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,359
..aye.
Really?
462
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,559
Aye.
See my first wife?
463
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,599
She'd never done it.
Really? Aye.
464
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,719
But Cathy had?
465
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,199
Oh, aye, Cathy had, but...
466
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,799
OK, here we are.
467
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,319
Oh!
468
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,599
See, she's like me, Michelle.
469
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,679
Throws nothing away.
470
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,479
I've got an old Puma tracksuit
that I keep to wear
471
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,639
for when I've got an upset stomach.
472
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,919
Oh, wow!
473
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,279
I've not seen this for a while.
474
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,479
You're not that interested
in weddings, really, are you?
475
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,200
Hold it up, let's see it properly.
476
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,399
Aye. You scrubbed up all right.
477
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,679
Can I see it?
Oh, Beth, put it on.
478
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,919
No!
479
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,719
Come on, put it on, give us all a laugh.
480
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,639
She'll never get into it, Cath.
481
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,679
Well, yes, it might be a bit
on the tight side.
482
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,919
Never mind, put it back in the bag
and chuck it in the cupboard.
483
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,559
Oh, it's beautifully made.
484
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,439
It's the kind of thing I'd go for.
485
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,919
Quite simple.
486
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,159
Why don't you put it on, then?
Sorry?
487
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,919
You try it on, you'll fit into it.
488
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,919
No, it's Beth's dress,
it's a personal thing.
489
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,679
Och, it's just a dress, Michelle.
It's no as if you're trying on
490
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,720
a swimsuit and you've got to check
the hygiene strip.
491
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,359
Is it because you've got
no pants on, Michelle?
492
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,319
No!
How come you've no got knickers on?
493
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,079
I do have knickers on!
494
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,479
Just go into the wee toilet there,
no-one will see.
495
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,959
Aye, go into the wee loo.
Let's see it on you. Come on.
496
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,480
You can if you want.
497
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,080
Come on!
Really?
498
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:39,719
OK.
499
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,200
THEY CHEER
500
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,119
Well, I don't know about anybody else,
501
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,759
but I am definitely ready
for a bit of this trifle.
502
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,799
Colin?
Good idea.
503
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,119
Alan?
Aye.
504
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,199
Eric?
505
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,279
No need to ask. Boys?
506
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,599
Well...
Oh, yeah, good idea.
507
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,319
Let's do trifle.
508
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,400
Let's all have a bowl of lovely
fucking trifle.
509
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,160
Is he OK?
510
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,559
There's sherry in it, Alan.
511
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,559
Vintage sherry.
Aye? Aye.
512
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,240
I had to use a pair of pliers
to get the lid off.
513
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,520
Here we are!
514
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,879
Trifle in there.
515
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,920
Trifle in there!
516
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,399
Trifle in there.
517
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,760
Oh, bit on the table.
Who gives a shit?
518
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,959
Gordon, would you like a hand there?
519
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,919
No, no, it's fine. Here you are.
520
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,999
Here you go.
521
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,880
For you.
522
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,600
Not for me, thanks.
523
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,679
Gordon.
Yes?
524
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,720
Any spoons?
Spoons?
525
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,839
Do you really need a spoon?
526
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,839
Unless I'm gonnae
stick my head in the bowl
527
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,440
and snort it through my
fucking nose, aye.
528
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,519
What do you think?
529
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,359
Oh, Michelle!
530
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,639
Oh, come in,
let's have a proper look at you.
531
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,279
It actually fits me.
532
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,999
It's a bit tight, no?
533
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,399
You look lovely, pet.
534
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,519
Aye, that quite suits you, Michelle.
535
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,839
Oh, aye, that's good, aye.
536
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,520
Do you think?
Aye.
537
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,239
You'd better watch, Michelle.
538
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,319
You'll have him down on one knee
before you know it.
539
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,799
LAUGHTER
540
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,879
Alan, Alan...
What?
541
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,559
You could propose to Michelle!
542
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,159
Cathy...
Go on!
543
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:49,759
For God's sake, Cathy.
544
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,159
Put your trifle down
and ask her to marry you!
545
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,759
No, no, no, look...
Down on the rug! Come on
546
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,839
Alan, Alan, wedding, wedding.
547
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,959
No, Alan, look,
we're not doing this right now.
548
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,039
Alan, Alan, she wants you to, really.
549
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,359
I don't!
550
00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,599
Alan, Come on.
551
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,039
On one knee.
Alan, please don't do this.
552
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,639
Down on one knee!
553
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,239
Alan, not like this.
554
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,919
There's the beautiful bride.
555
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,800
Alan...
One, two, three...
556
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,240
Will you marry me?
557
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,439
Yes, but...
558
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,479
Hurray!
559
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,439
Oh!
Where are you going?
560
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,000
I'm taking this fucking thing off,
and then we're going home.
561
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,480
Michelle!
562
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,920
Michelle!
563
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,400
Trifle.
564
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,319
Where is it?
565
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,719
Aha!
566
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,119
MUSIC: Let's Get Married,
by The Proclaimers
567
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,279
Oh, Gordon!
Would anybody like to dance?
568
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,960
No takers? Never mind!
569
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,199
Yeah, Gordy!
570
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,839
SHE LAUGHS
571
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,520
Oh, look!
572
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,560
Gordon! Naughty!
573
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Whoo! Yeah!
574
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,040
This is off.
575
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,639
Work it.
576
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,800
Oh, for fuck's sake.
577
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
SHE SIGHS
578
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,799
Let's get married
C'mon darlin', please take my hand
579
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,039
C'mon darlin', please take my hand
580
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,240
? C'mon darlin',
please take my hand. ?
581
00:28:55,290 --> 00:28:59,840
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