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Nearly done. What do you think?
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I don't like it.
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VOICE ON TV
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Do you want a glass of fresh orange?
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Fresh orange? Uh-huh.
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Fresh orange juice? Uh-huh.
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You know fine well that I don't take
fruit juice after my coffee
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and before my second tablet.
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This programme contains
some strong language
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Mum, did you see that big Alsatian
frae the flats has been
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sneaking in and peeing
in the garden again?
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I've no interest in dogs
peeing on grass.
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SHE SIGHS
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SHE SLURPS
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Do you know if we recorded...
We did. I watched it, deleted it.
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When have you ever seen
a mushroom that colour?
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Chestnut mushroom!
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It's horrible, it looks like...
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Like what?
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The inside of a dirty nappy.
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What is the matter with you?
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The matter with me?
There's nothing the matter with me.
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Right. Well,
I'm going up the stairs.
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Well, you'll know the way.
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What?
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Up the stairs.
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Aw, I get it. Uh-huh.
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Look, Mum. It was just me having
a friend over to the house.
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What's so bad about that?
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Oh, you know fine well that
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if you want to have a friend
over, that is OK by me.
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You only have to let me know
when they're coming and I'll
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put my good tracksuit on, wipe down
my wee table and open a window.
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But you, milady,
chose to go behind my back
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when I was away up at the doctor's
getting my ears syringed
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to invite
this so-called friend over.
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Yes. Uh-huh.
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Mum. It's not potpourri
we need on the half landing, it's a
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bowl of peppermints
and a selection of johnny bags.
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Oh, for God's sake!
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And yes,
I would like a fresh orange juice.
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I'm going out.
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DOOR SLAMS
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Ya bastard!
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Agh!
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MUSIC: S.O.B. by Nathaniel Rateliff
The Night Sweats
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It'll be lighter when it dries.
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It'll be fine,
it's only a spare room.
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It's Ian's room.
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Aye, but we're turning
it into a spare room.
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It's still his room, though, Eric.
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Aye, well, tell him to get his arse
round here and paint it, then.
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PHONE RINGS
Aw, who the hell's this?
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Christine, oh, my God!
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Right, there's your specs,
Christine.
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Thanks, Beth. Thank God you were in.
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Would you like a cup of tea?
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Oh, no, no, no, I don't want to put
you to any bother.
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You sure?
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Just one of those coffees you
do in the cafetiere will be fine.
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All right, Christine?
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Bloody hell,
you been at the home baking again?
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Oh, ha-bloody-ha.
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Her ceiling's come in.
Away and make her a cup of tea.
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Coffee. Ah, coffee, that's right.
I'm in shock, Eric.
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Is it not a glass of water you're
meant to have for shock?
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Ah, well, it's fresh coffee with two
brown sugars with me.
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So, the whole thing
came down on your head?
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Like fucking Pompeii, Beth.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Oh, no warning. One minute I'm sat
there quite happy after a row
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with Sophie, the next thing I know,
I'm sitting there with
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a lampshade on my head and picking
bits of Artex out my teeth.
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As I say, Beth, I'm still in shock.
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Oh, Eric, bring a biscuit.
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God bless.
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So, what were you
and Sophie at loggerheads about?
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I don't want to talk about it, Beth.
OK.
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I'm best to say nothing.
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Right enough.
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She's been getting pumped. Oh.
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Every time I've been
out at the doctors, Sophie's been
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upstairs having sex with a boy.
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Every time?
Christ, she'll be exhausted.
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How did you manage to find
out about this?
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Pumping?
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Well, call it mother's
intuition, Beth...
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call it logging into Facebook
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and having a look
at her private messages.
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Hit the plunger on that,
will you, Eric?
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So where's Sophie now?
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Oh, I don't know.
She stormed out in a huff!
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Well, let's not worry about that.
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The important thing is that
you're both OK.
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Thanks, Beth, you're a star.
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A bright shining star.
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No trouble. Oh, God bless.
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You don't have any of those wee
pink wafers, do you?
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Cos I don't like any of these.
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'Yoo-hoo! Beth. Hello?'
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There you are.
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Beth, wait till you see this,
you are going to love it!
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What is it? It's the hotel in Egypt
I've just booked for me and Col.
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Sharm el something.
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Hello, Cathy. Oh, Christine!
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(She looks like shit.)
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Her ceiling caved in on her.
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Oh, you're joking!
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Anyway, let me fire this up
and show you a picture of the pool.
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So it just caved in, did it? Aye.
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And what's above it? The bathroom.
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Ah! You maybe had a leak.
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I had more than a flaming leak
when it slammed down on top of me,
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I'll tell you that.
Have you got insurance?
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Aye, I do. Oh, you'll be fine.
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When I set fire to my kitchen,
I got a brand-new one.
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How did you do that?
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I set fire to it.
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I wanted a new one.
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Now, would you look at that!
Who are you with for insurance?
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Oh, what's that one with the dog?
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Eh, Churchill? Aye. Well, it better
start fucking nodding
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when it sees my claim
form in front of it.
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Sorry about the language there,
Beth. It's the shock, you know.
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You're all right.
It's an absolute bastard, so it is.
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Did you take any pictures? No.
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Beth, Beth! Infinity pool.
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We took pictures of the upstairs
toilet when it flooded, didn't we?
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Oh, aye, aye,
I've still got them somewhere.
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Oh, well, I'll maybe have
a look at them later on, Eric, if you don't mind.
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Beth, Beth! Gold taps.
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Could you just leave it
a minute, Cathy?
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Christine, Eric'll take
the pictures for you.
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God's sake.
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Oh, I don't think I could face going
back over there, not at the minute.
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Don't worry, Christine,
I'll see to it for you.
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Eric, get Colin to do
them on his phone -
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his camera's better than yours.
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You don't mind? No, of course not.
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I mean, if Beth's having you to stay
here for a few days, it's
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the least me and Col can do.
Isn't that right?
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Aye.
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Well, here we are, grotbag's lair.
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Have you had a tetanus lately?
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Christ, she'll have a fair
amount of sweeping up to do, eh?
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Aye, don't worry, she's no
stranger to a broomstick.
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All right, let's get this done.
I've got enough on my hands over the road.
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Oh, aye,
what is it you're doing again?
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Oh, Beth's got me
redecorating Ian's bedroom.
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Oh, aye. Empty nest now, Eric.
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Chance for you and Beth to enjoy
some time on your own.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
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Well, make the most of it. Aye.
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Before the old age kicks in.
Yeah, well...
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And one of you dies.
Oh, for God's sake!
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Not that you should be
worrying about that. No.
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No. Anyway, it's usually
the man that pops it first.
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HE CHUCKLES
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What about there?
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No, no, that's no good.
It's not comfortable.
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It's my neck, you see. Keep going.
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Right, left a bit, left a bit,
left, left, left, left.
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That's it, that's it.
Oh, that's better there.
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DOORBELL
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In you come.
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Is she all right? Oh, she's fine.
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We're just setting her up in front
of Homes Under The Hammer.
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Mum, are you all right?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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I just about got buried alive,
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but you'll no' be giving two
shits about that, will you?
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Hello, Sophie.
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What's she doing here, anyway?
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I texted her, Christine -
let her know what was going on.
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What's the matter with you two?
She's...
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Ah, ah, not now, Christine.
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She's been what?
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What have you been up to,
you little minx?
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Not now, Cathy.
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Let's not go into that just now.
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That's right, Christine.
Least said, soonest mended.
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OK, fair enough.
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She's been at the pumping.
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Is that her needing filled up
with the coffee again?
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Oh, Christ, what are we going to do?
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What do you mean?
We're not actually going to have her staying the night, are we?
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We're going to have to.
Where are we going to put her?
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I'll just have to make her up
a bed on the sofa.
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Aw, God save us.
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Coming down in the morning to see
that lying in front of you like Bagpuss.
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Put you off your cornflakes
for life.
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Look, all we're talking about
is one person for one night.
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Surely we can cope with that.
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Beth!
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Christine's getting a bit agitated,
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so I've said to Sophie she's
just to stay as well.
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Oh, God!
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That was awful nice of Beth to offer
to do this for Christine and Sophie.
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We'd have offered ourselves if we
hadn't been going on this holiday.
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What holiday? Egypt. You never been
to the Valley of the Kings, Eric?
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No. Aye, well, we're not bothering
with any of that shite, either.
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We're going to the nice bit,
Sharm el-Sheikh.
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You want to see this hotel
we're going to.
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It's a traditional Arabian palace.
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The waiters all in white robes,
a fountain in the shape
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of a sphinx, and a wee poolside cafe
that does chips and toasties.
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All right for some, eh?
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I told you, Eric, any time you want.
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I'll get you the keys to my pal's
caravan over in Dundee.
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Just give me the nod and I'll
get him to clear it out for you.
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That's an awful lot lighter
on the tin than it is on the wall.
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Oh, Christ, don't you start.
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Here, put your big light on
and see it properly.
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Here, you're no' epileptic, are you,
Eric?
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HE LAUGHS
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SHE SIGHS
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Can I do anything?
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No, you're fine, Sophie, don't
worry.
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I'm really sorry about all this.
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No trouble. Now, what
does your mum take on her toast?
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Oh, just butter. But do it all
the way to the edges, otherwise
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she won't eat it.
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She's a pain in the arse, isn't she?
Well, she's just... It's OK,
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I know what she's like.
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She's a pain in the arse, aye.
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She drives me mental, Mrs Baird.
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It's tough when you're a parent,
Sophie,
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watching your kids grow up,
doing grown-up things.
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She might give you a hard time now,
but when you move out...
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When I move out?
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Well, eh, in the future
you move out.
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Well, look at me and Ian.
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When he was here, he used
to drive me round the twist,
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and now he's away
doing his own thing...
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I miss him.
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We weren't even doing
anything upstairs.
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Were you not?
No, we were just sleeping. Oh.
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We'd already done it on the kitchen
floor, so we were knackered.
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I can't... Col, she can't see this.
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What? She can't see it.
It's too wee and her eye's gone.
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How could he no' have just
done it on a proper camera?
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I used to have a lovely big
camera that a fucking chimp
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nicked off me when I was
at the safari park.
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Col, put it on the laptop.
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It never got the tripod, though.
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I'd have rammed that up its wee
red arse if I'd got a hold of it.
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What did you bring
the laptop in here for?
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I was showing Beth
pictures of the hotel.
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I'm thinking of taking Sophie
away on holiday next year.
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If she behaves herself!
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Aw, that'll be nice.
Where you thinking?
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Rotterdam. You can go the whole
way by coach, you know.
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None of that taking your shoes off
and having folk swab your shampoo.
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Right, Christine, look.
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Can you see it?
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Oh, aye. I can see it.
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No, that's the screensaver.
Oh. Oh, oh, here, right.
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Right, can you see it now?
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, for heaven's sake, would
you look at the state of that.
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All that horrible Artex.
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I took a good dozen or so.
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Done some panoramic in case you
want to get it framed.
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THEY LAUGH
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How do I see the other ones?
Here, let me...
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Och, you're fine, I'll do it.
Leave it!
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There. Now, what have we got here?
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WOMAN MOANS
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Oh, shit!
Wait a minute, Christine, I'll...
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MOANING CONTINUES
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Oh, I see.
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What is it, Mum? Well...
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What's going on?
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Now, now, now, Cathy,
look, don't overreact.
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Oh, that's not...
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You didn't video yourself? No.
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Now, Cathy, look,
it's obviously a...a spam virus.
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Beth, I need the loo.
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That's not... You didn't?
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No! It's not even my laptop.
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Cathy, look. Unbelievable!
Cathy! It's all right, Beth.
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It's all right,
I'm not going to cause a scene.
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You've been wanking off again,
haven't you? Now, Cathy!
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Just give me a straight answer.
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Have you or have you
not been wanking?
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Come on, Cathy...
HAVE YOU BEEN WANKI-I-I-I-ING?!
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I... I might have.
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I mean, everybody has a wee fiddle
with themselves, do they not?
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Eric? Er, phoo...
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Right. Out! Come on, Cathy.
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Get out my sight! You're a...
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You're a...
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Wee sly wanker.
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Toast, anyone?
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00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,200
Unbelievable. I know, Cathy.
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00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,200
Did you see it? I just saw a bit.
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I caught a glimpse of a bum
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and a pair of shoes with
see-through heels.
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It's disgusting! I could kill him.
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00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,200
At the end of the day, him
and a million other men.
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00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,200
I know that, Beth.
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00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,200
I caught Eric in the hut with
the Littlewoods catalogue
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and a pump dispenser of Nivea.
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00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,200
Yes, but...
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00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:01,200
..you weren't
trying for a baby, were you?
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00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,200
Sorry? We're supposed
to be trying for a baby.
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00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,200
Oh. I mean, that's the whole
point of us going to Egypt.
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I mean, at my age,
it's no' that easy. Oh.
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00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,200
Well, there are lots of people
having babies in their late
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for...mid fort...
SHE LAUGHS
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..all ages. We've got all the dates
marked up in the calendar,
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I'm pumping myself full of hormones,
I'm on a special diet.
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Don't eat this, don't drink that.
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And all the time,
he's in front of the laptop with...
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with a sheet of kitchen roll,
huffing and puffing.
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00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,200
Oh, he's a disgrace!
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00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,200
Look, Cathy,
I don't think it's that bad.
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00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,200
When you go back over there
tonight, sit him down,
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00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,200
just the two of you,
and hash it out.
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I'll be doing no such thing.
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I won't be going anywhere near him.
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I won't be setting foot
in that house tonight.
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00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,200
Why, where are you going?
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00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,200
Well, I'm staying here, of course.
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I mean, there's people that
are addicted to that stuff, Eric.
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00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,200
I know.
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00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,200
It used to be it was magazines.
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00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:09,200
I remember I found one
stuffed in behind our hedge.
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00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,200
Did you? Aye. Ebony Sluts.
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00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,200
Eric, can I steal you
away for a minute?
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00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,200
Very happily, yes.
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00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,200
Right, I need you to go
up to the loft. What for?
335
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,200
We need the blow-up bed down.
How are we needing that down?
336
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,200
I thought Christine was just getting
a bed made up on the couch.
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00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,200
And Sophie, she's going in to
Ian's room, is she not?
338
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Yes, that's right.
So, why do we need the blow-up bed?
339
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Because Cathy's staying.
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00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,200
She's what?
Aw, you're kidding me on.
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00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,200
Eric, Cathy's quite upset,
342
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,200
she's in a very vulnerable
state at the moment.
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00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,200
Beth, Beth! Sleepover!
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00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:48,200
Eric, run up to the shop and get us
some fags, would you?
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00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200
HE SIGHS
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00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,200
Let me put it up.
Give me the elastic band.
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00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,200
No, it's fine, honestly.
Let me put it up.
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00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:04,200
Obviously it's quite greasy just
now, but when it's washed...
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00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:08,200
Scrape it all back off your face
and show off that
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00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,200
lovely big forehead.
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00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:15,200
Here, Christine,
what do you think of that?
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00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,200
Na. Just trying to make her a bit
more feminine.
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00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,200
And what's not feminine about her?
Apart from the sports socks?
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00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,200
Look at her.
355
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,200
She doesn't want to
look like that, does she?
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00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,200
Nobody would want to look like that.
Would they, darling?
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00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,200
There's nothing wrong with what
she's got on.
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In fact, that cardigan was mine
for a long time.
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00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,200
And what does Sophie think?
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00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:41,200
Let's ask her, shall we?
Because, unlike you, Christine, I am
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00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,200
interested in what Sophie
has to say.
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00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,200
I just... Oh, that might be Colin.
DOORBELL
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00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,200
Beth, Beth,
if that's Colin, I'm not here.
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00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,200
Right you are.
365
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,200
Ian! Hiya, Mum.
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00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,200
In you come.
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00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,200
How's things? Oh, fine.
368
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:05,200
Christine's ceiling's collapsed,
so her and Sophie are staying here
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00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,200
until they can get someone
round to look at it.
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00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,200
Cathy's had the mother of all
ding-dongs with Colin -
371
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,200
don't ask what about -
but she's decided the best
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00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,200
thing would be for her to
bunk in here, as well.
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00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,200
Oh, yes, and we've
run out of teabags.
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00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,200
Wow. So, how are you?
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00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,200
Erm...
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00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,200
I've split up with Jaz.
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00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,200
Eric, back up into the loft.
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00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,200
HE SIGHS
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ENERGETIC PUMPING
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00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,200
Keep going.
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00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,200
Faster.
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00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,200
There.
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00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,200
Now, that's not bad at that.
384
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,200
I'd never have lasted a full
night on that couch.
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00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,200
And you're sure you're warm enough
with the TWO duvets?
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00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,200
Ah, well, we'll see how I go.
387
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,200
There's a glass of water
for you there and the last of the paracetamols.
388
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,200
Thanks, Beth, you're a good spud.
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00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,200
No bother, Christine.
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00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,200
Beth, come here.
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00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,200
(What is it?)
392
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:12,200
What's the chances of another one
of those wee pink wafer biscuits?
393
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200
Mum!
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00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,200
CATHY: I shot the sheriff...
395
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,200
What is it? Ask Dad if I can borrow
a pair of his boxer shorts to
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00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,200
sleep in, would you?
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00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,200
What are you doing?
398
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,200
I'm waiting on bloody Cathy
coming out the loo.
399
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,200
Have you got a spare
pair of boxer shorts?
400
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,200
I'm not that desperate.
401
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,200
? I shot the sheriff. ?
Bathroom's free, Eric.
402
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,200
Beth, got any cotton buds?
403
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:42,200
I've been through there trying to
clean my ears with a kirby grip.
404
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,200
Mum! Coming, Ian!
405
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,200
? But I didn't shoot the deputy. ?
406
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,200
Ian, I told you to open the window.
407
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,200
Sophie, are you not choked with
the smell of the paint?
408
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,200
No, it's fine.
Ian's farts are blocking it out.
409
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,200
Hey! So, the two of you
are all right in here, then?
410
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Yeah. You didn't waste much time
gutting this place.
411
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,200
It's still your room, Ian. Aye, just
with none of my stuff left in it.
412
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,200
Don't be daft,
it'll always be yours.
413
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,200
Ooooh! I'm sleeping in Ian's room.
414
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,200
Sophie, shh, or we'll have your
mother up here checking nothing's going on.
415
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,200
"My Sophie sleeping in a boy's room?
Oh, no, no, no.
416
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,200
"I'm not happy about this at all."
Shh, Sophie!
417
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,200
Christine, Christine,
she's trying to turn me.
418
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,200
Help, I'm on the turn!
Shush, you two, that's enough.
419
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,200
CATHY: Beth!! "Oh, and as for that
Cathy Whyte..."
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00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,200
What is it, Cathy?
421
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,200
Have you got a lamp? A lamp?
422
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,200
I want to do some dancing in the
mirror. I don't like the big light.
423
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,200
Look, Cathy, do you not think it's
time you just went to your bed?
424
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:42,200
I don't know about you,
but I am shattered. Are you?
425
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,200
Yes! How come?
426
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,200
Oh, Cathy, just get to your bed.
427
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200
No. Cathy, bed!
428
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,200
I don't want to go to bed!
429
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:53,200
Bed, Cathy, now! Oh, God.
430
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,200
BANGING
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00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,200
Stop it, Cathy!
432
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,200
Now settle down!
433
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,200
Oh, dear God in heaven.
434
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,200
I've never been so glad
to get to my bed in my life.
435
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,200
If Christine shouts you
in the night, just ignore her.
436
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,200
She'll not shout.
437
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,200
How do you know? She's got her
mobile. She said she'll just ring me
438
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,200
if she needs anything.
439
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,200
Good night.
440
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,200
Night.
441
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,200
SHE SNORES
442
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,200
SNORING
443
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:37,200
CAR APPROACHING
444
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,200
VOICE MESSAGE: Hiya, Ian here,
leave me a message after the beep
445
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,200
and I'll get
back to you as soon as I can.
446
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,200
HE TRIES TO WHISTLE
447
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,200
HE BLOWS AIR
448
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,200
Ian! Ian!
449
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,200
Oh, hiya. Oh, it's you.
You triggered my sensor there.
450
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,200
I thought it was a fox,
turns out it's a human being.
451
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,200
Right. What's going on?
452
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,200
I'm just trying to see if Ian's in.
453
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,200
Not better just phoning him?
He's not picking up.
454
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:20,200
Oh, I see.
Yous have had a wee fall out?
455
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Well, yeah. Aw, dear,
I sympathise with you.
456
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,200
Right, cheers.
457
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,200
Me and Cathy had a
wee set to and all.
458
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:34,200
Oh, right, OK. Well, it was...
It was a misunderstanding.
459
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,200
It was quite serious, actually.
460
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,200
I had to cook my own tea.
461
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,200
Right. Still, I shouldn't burden
you with it.
462
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,200
Yeah, I've kind of got enough...
See, what it is, Cathy's annoyed at me because I've been
463
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,200
watching a wee mucky film or two
on the old laptop, know what I mean?
464
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,200
Listen, it was none of your weird
stuff. It was just...
465
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,200
just two lassies in a corner bath.
466
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,200
I mean, who doesnae watch it?
Well, it would be two guys with you wouldn't it?
467
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:02,200
Probably in a gym, with baseball
caps and designer underpants.
468
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,200
Well, I don't know, you tell me.
469
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,200
But anyway, Cathy, basically,
has got it in her head that
470
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,200
I shouldn't be doing that stuff
while we're trying for a baby.
471
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,200
But see, I read on the internet that
it's better to make sure that
472
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:17,200
it's all flowing, you know -
that it's coming out the boiler
473
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,200
and up through your pipes
and into your radiator.
474
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,200
And radiators, as we know, need
475
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,200
to be bled to keep them working.
476
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,200
And hey, you know,
that's all I was doing, you know.
477
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,200
I'm just bleeding my own radiator.
478
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,200
Ian! Ian! It's me!
479
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200
What do you want? Just let me in.
480
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,200
Go home,
I'll text you in the morning.
481
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,200
Ian, I'm sorry! Just let me in,
I want to talk to you.
482
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,200
Right, OK. Just before you do that.
483
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Listen, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but you wouldn't happen to know
484
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,200
if Cathy's awake, would you?
485
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,200
Look, I don't know,
she's in the other bedroom. Ian!
486
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,200
Who's that? Sophie.
What's she doing in there?
487
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,200
She had to come in beside me
because Christine's on the airbed.
488
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,200
Christine's on the airbed?
489
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,200
Christine's on the airbed,
Sophie's in with me,
490
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,200
and Cathy's in the other room.
491
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,200
Cath!
492
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Don't even look at me!
You're disgusting, you're a pervert.
493
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,200
Aw, hiya, Jaz.
Have you had your hair cut?
494
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Cath, come on back to the house.
495
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,200
I'm not talking to him.
496
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,200
Jaz, tell her. What?!
497
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,200
Tell her what I told you.
She'll no' listen to me.
498
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,200
He's been bleeding his radiator.
499
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,200
That sperm was for Egypt, Col.
500
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
Look, I'm coming down.
501
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,200
Why can't you just chill
out about stuff?
502
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,200
I'm sorry.
503
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,200
Look, I know I'm a nightmare
sometimes
504
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,200
and I know I get stressed
about stuff, and I'm really sorry
505
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,200
I shouted at you
when you switched the lava lamp off.
506
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:55,200
And I'm sorry I put your polo
shirt in the tumble drier.
507
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,200
Jaz, I... But I only make a fuss
because I care,
508
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,200
because... Cos, well, I love you.
509
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,200
Come here.
510
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,200
I was just saying...
And there you go.
511
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,200
You all done now?
512
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,200
Don't let him in! Cathy, shhh!
513
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,200
I'm not joking.
Don't let him anywhere near me!
514
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,200
What's going on?
You're all right, Christine, on you go back to your bed.
515
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200
Just beat it, Christine!
516
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:42,200
Oh, I beg your pardon?!
517
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,200
I think they just need
a couple of minutes to themselves.
518
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,200
It's very complicated. Something
about sperm in Egypt, Christine.
519
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,200
Mum, go back to bed.
520
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,200
There's fucking Sophie
wakened up now, as well.
521
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,200
Get back to your bed, Sophie!
No. What?
522
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,200
No! Stop telling me what to do.
523
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,200
How dare you. You just go...
524
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,200
After the day I've had with a
ceiling falling on me and everything...
525
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Mum, just go to bed.
526
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200
..and you dare to speak
to your mother like that!
527
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,200
Shh, shh, shh!
What in God's name is going on?
528
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,200
Beth, it's awful. Colin has
forced his way into the house
529
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,200
and he's wakened up Christine.
530
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,200
(Hiya, Mrs Baird.)
531
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,200
Come on, Cathy. Come on back
to the house. Right, bed!
532
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200
I've said I'm sorry.
533
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,200
ALL TALK AT ONCE
534
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,200
SHUT UP!
535
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,200
Just everybody, shut up.
536
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,200
Sophie, your mum's
just looking out for you.
537
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,200
Christine, you're her mum, but
she's practically a grown woman,
538
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,200
so just put a sock in it
once in a while.
539
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,200
Cathy, Colin's said he's sorry
and he's not going to do it again.
540
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,200
Are you Colin?
541
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,200
No.
542
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,200
Say it. What?
543
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,200
Promise me. Say,
544
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,200
"I will never wank again." Say it.
545
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,200
I will never wank again.
546
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,200
Smashing. And you two?
547
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,200
We're fine. Top marks.
548
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:15,200
So, can we all, for God's sake,
549
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:18,200
just get to our beds?
550
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,200
Ooh!
551
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,200
KNOCK ON DOOR
552
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,200
Are you two awake?
BOTH: Yes!
553
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,200
Listen, thanks for
sorting all that out.
554
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,200
That's all right.
555
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,200
You know you can stay
here whenever you want.
556
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,200
You're always welcome, pet.
557
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:56,200
Wayhey! God almighty.
What are you doing, ya clown?!
558
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,200
Come on, out.
What's going on, what's going on?
559
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,200
Nothing, Cathy.
Oh! Come on, shift it.
560
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,200
Dad, I'm just getting comfy.
Pillow fight!
561
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,200
CATHY CHEERS
562
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,200
Ian! Stop it. The pair of you,
563
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,200
that's enough noise
to wake everybody up!
564
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Oh!
565
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,200
Oh! Ya bastard!
566
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,200
Beth!
567
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,200
I can't see me loving nobody
568
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:33,200
But you for all my life
569
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,200
When you're with me, baby
570
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,200
The skies will be blue
571
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,200
? For all my life... ?
572
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:46,800
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