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-What would Jesus do?
-If He robbed a bank?
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PREVIOUSLY ON TUFF MONEY
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I call on your conscience.
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This is stolen money!
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Truth doesn't make anything right,
it just exposes the sin.
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I think the bank heist
was an inside job.
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It was someone who
had access to information.
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You're this poor town's heroes.
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The news say you stole a lot.
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No thought for politics?
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There's a new player.
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I won't let you destroy us.
I'll save us both.
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The spoils are already divided.
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Find a dead cat
to bury behind your building.
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The Bucharest guy suspects us.
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-There's an alarm.
-What alarm?
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A sack with money
has been found this morning
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at the top of this lamp post.
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The serials match those of the money
stolen from the armored van
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of Euro Est Bank.
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It was hidden in a stork's nest...
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Good Lord.
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That's good news, right?
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The stork had scattered it...
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The police spokesperson is here
to give us details on the case.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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Following a call
at the emergency number,
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our vehicles arrived at the scene
in six minutes.
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And here is the caller.
Maria, right?
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Yes, Maria Leonte, in high school.
I called the police.
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And they got here in 46 minutes,
not six, as the gentleman says.
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Forty-six minutes?
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I assure you it was
no more than 16 minutes.
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Only, you see, I made sure
to time it on two different watches.
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It was 46 minutes.
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Let's say 30 minutes.
My colleagues did their duty and--
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Maria, why the two watches?
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This is a regular watch.
According to it, the police got here
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in 46 minutes.
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And this is a "Balkan watch".
Hours and minutes are dilated
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to make unpunctual people seem punctual.
Like the police.
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More details on my website,
www.eeuropewatch.com.
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Giving the quiet treatment
to your marriage witness?
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Not much left to say, is there?
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I said, "Don't hide it at home."
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I said, "Out of the way."
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Your living room sofa doesn't qualify.
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-And the stork's nest did?
-Yes!
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And it made the news!
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It was out of the way!
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Not out of the stork's way!
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I didn't expect it to poke around!
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That's why I want to know
where you hid mine!
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Ionel.
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You want to send me to prison
to ease your conscience?
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Doru, I'd never betray you.
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But I'm afraid
you'll betray us both by mistake.
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Where did you hide it?
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Somewhere out of the way.
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We told everything to the Captain.
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Instead of arresting them,
he offered to help for a share.
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-Unbelievable!
-It's true.
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-So what?
-He said they'd divide the money.
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They even roughed us up a few times
in front of the precinct.
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They actually beat me--
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"So what"?
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The idiots went to the local newspaper,
owned by the Mayor.
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And Madam Mayor says
she'll keep the secret
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for a slice of the pie.
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-How big a slice?
-A quarter.
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But not of the real amount.
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Of the amount you declared.
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-Tough luck.
-Meaning?
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Meaning it's your problem.
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Let's chip in,
none of us has that much!
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I'm not paying.
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Think of how much we risk!
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We?
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Problem solved, see you.
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Mr. Adi, wait!
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Mrs. Evelina, please!
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Good luck.
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-Got everything?
-Yes.
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Six cheap phones, six prepaid SIMs.
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Pass me one, please.
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112, state your emergency.
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There's a stork's nest on my street,
money is falling out of it.
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-Out of what?
-The nest.
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Money falling from a stork's nest?
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Yes, and there's a lot of people.
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What street are you on?
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-Oinac Street.
-Your name?
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Ana. Ana Lina.
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Wait there, we'll send someone.
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Throw it away.
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Do this around town with the other five.
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See you at the office.
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-Seriously, here?
-Why not?
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-It's not a good hiding place.
-Why not?
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For one thing, it's open to everyone!
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LIBRARY
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I didn't know our town had a library.
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That's the idea.
Go to French Literature.
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-Doru!
-Yes.
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This is Fiction and History.
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This one's Fiction and History.
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I said French Literature!
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-Where's that?
-I don't know.
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It looked different before.
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What are you doing here?
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I have a French Literature test.
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You couldn't find another shelf?
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This one has
des livres de la littérature Française.
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-Say what?
-Scram!
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-I'll fail my test!
-Just scram!
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-Miss librarian!
-Shut it!
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Or else!
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Hurry up.
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-You sure?
-Not like we have a choice.
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It's been nothing but trouble.
Money is a double-edged sword.
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Are you feeling happy?
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"Dear Euro Est Bank, we hereby return
all the money we have from you."
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Doru, what did you do
with what you borrowed?
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I put it back.
I only needed to see where you kept it.
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Not "understanding".
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"Compassion".
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"Respectfully"...
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Who?
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Us.
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-Who didn't steal anything.
-"Us who didn't steal anything."
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I am glad the authorities are making
great progress in this famous case.
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To this end, the bank wishes to support
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the authorities' efforts.
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We offer a 100,000 lei reward
for any information
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helpful to the case.
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Thank you.
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Today, we will learn
how to handle negative emotions.
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Are you angry with someone?
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Is someone bothering you?
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The first step is learning to forgive,
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both others and ourselves.
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"Because err is human,
but to forgive is divine."
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I know it by heart.
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-Hello, I live here.
-Your ID, please.
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I want all the collected money
retrieved. Any house left unchecked?
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Doru!
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How much did you pick up?
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-I heard it rained money.
-I didn't pick up any.
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Everyone on our street did,
all the neighbors!
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Well, I didn't.
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So you're smarter than them?
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Mom!
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-Did you at least pick any?
-No.
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I called the police.
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Hello, we're from Police Station 4.
May we?
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Of course, if you must.
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-I didn't take a dime, though.
-We know.
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Neighbors say you were the only family
that didn't pick up money.
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Can you tell us who you've seen
taking money?
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I'm sorry, I don't snitch.
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You're in the wrong place,
this is the House of Honor!
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We take fairness damn seriously.
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We're smarter!
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-We just print our money!
-We don't.
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Excuse her.
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She's nervous, we're witnesses at
someone's wedding tomorrow.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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-Have a good day.
-You too.
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How come they're the only ones
who didn't take any money?
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Cultists?
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The Mayor keeps calling.
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Hello, Mayor.
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I'm not avoiding you,
I've been on the phone.
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They've been ringing off the hook.
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You want the reward?
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I didn't raise my voice, Madam.
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I apologize if I did.
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The woman is crazy.
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Yes, she is.
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She's swamped us with her reward idea.
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Oh, you meant the bank manager.
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False alarm, sir.
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We've been there too.
Just nests with eggs, no money.
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-The one on Lămâitei Street too?
-Not even nests there.
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-I see.
-Now what?
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-Come back.
-No!
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Respond to all calls.
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They're false alarms
meant to spread us out.
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It's the law,
I have to respond to every call.
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Continue!
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Doesn't their opinion matter?
They're the bride and groom.
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They matter,
not the witnesses and guests!
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You're walking all over them!
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They decide, from the witnesses
to the toothpick brand!
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Right, Elena?
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Looks like they're doing fine to me,
why replace them?
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Exactly!
See, we women agree.
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We're not stepping back.
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We'll just have four witnesses.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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-Is this a bad time?
-No, I was waiting.
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Your message said this was urgent.
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-What happened?
-I just wanted to offer my condolences.
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It must be hard.
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No photos of the cat?
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They reminded me of her, so...
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Of course.
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I actually came to have
a private word with you.
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I thought the Captain
might intimidate you
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and hoped we could
discuss things in his absence.
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-What things?
-Any things.
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You're a smart guy.
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The kind we need in Bucharest.
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-Expecting anyone else?
-No.
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I didn't know you were here,
Investigator. Excuse me.
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Please, come in.
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-What brings you here?
-Well...
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I'm here to pay my...
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-Respects?
-Yes, last respects.
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To the one who was...
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-Fru...
-Frufru.
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-You've decided on Frufru?
-We've decided that...
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she'll forever be in our hearts.
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And you, Sir?
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Baby, I'm staying over tonight
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I'm staying over tonight
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Yay! I'm at a friend's,
I'll be back in an hour.
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The Inabit Watch
The Time You Want It to Be
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-Dad!
-Yes!
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Come quick!
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-What?
-Look!
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What's that?
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Fundraising.
Like Kickstarter, but smaller.
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You've lost me.
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People can donate
on the webpage for my watch.
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After I was in the news,
it started coming in!
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-You were in the news?
-Yes, for calling the police.
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Date and sign it, Father.
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Alright.
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Father,
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I can't thank you enough
for this information.
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Your statement is like oxygen
for this case.
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Good. Thieves must be caught.
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Indeed.
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Out of curiosity,
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is Confession still holy and secret?
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Yes it is.
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But if it's to make things right,
disclosing secrets is forgiven.
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Lovely words, Father.
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-Have a good day.
-You too, Father, thank you.
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-The reward?
-He's handling it.
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I'll call you.
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-You have my number?
-Yes.
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-God bless.
-Thank you, Father.
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Look at this.
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I've never met anyone this stupid.
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Watch the old fox, he may know more.
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May I--
259
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,920
-What's this smell?
-His cigarette.
260
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,520
I told you not to smoke here.
Now that paper's on fire.
261
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,720
-I didn't know you smoked.
-Oh, I do!
262
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,640
-No thanks, I've just had one.
-I insist.
263
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,520
Bucharest quality!
264
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,200
Thank you.
265
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,000
What if it was an important document?
266
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,320
I guess we'll never know.
267
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,640
Maybe...
268
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,960
-Get me an envelope.
-A what?
269
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,200
An envelope.
270
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:20,160
In Bucharest we have
this new, high-tech scanner.
271
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,000
It scans ashes as negatives,
272
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,360
then turns them into positives.
273
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,680
An ash reader!
274
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,560
-Really?
-No. Just testing your reaction.
275
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,960
We'd actually need one,
we have some...
276
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,840
Take up smoking.
277
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,520
-I've never smoked!
-It's an order.
278
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:55,560
Get no-filters,
they're better for beginners.
279
00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,680
-I'm sorry.
-Why won't they let you come?
280
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,840
I made a little mistake at work.
281
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,680
And they grounded you?
282
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,480
I'm always with you both.
283
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,280
On the phone. Alright?
284
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,640
-Okay, bye. We love you.
-Bye.
285
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,200
Bye.
286
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,240
Come in.
287
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,520
Come on in.
288
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:27,280
Captain, this was sent to Bucharest.
Fortunately...
289
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,320
I had a look and thought
it might be connected to that heist.
290
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,240
-You open people's parcels?
-Not always, Sir.
291
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,400
Why did you bring it here?
292
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,680
I was hoping for a little reward.
293
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:11,200
You opened the honey pot
and didn't even lick your fingers?
294
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,720
No, I'm an honest man.
295
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,680
Get moving, that's why
your deliveries are always late!
296
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,200
Many happy years together!
297
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:54,880
Many happy years!
298
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,560
To the bride and groom
299
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,520
Many happy years together!
300
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,600
Please move forward for the photo.
301
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,840
-Hello?
-Are you both complete idiots?
302
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,480
Who is this?
303
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,880
Your grandma!
It's me, the Captain!
304
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,680
One hides the money in a stork's nest,
305
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,200
the other returns it by courier?
306
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,920
You think you can just send it back?
307
00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,680
Anything wrong?
308
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,120
No.
309
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,800
Look here!
310
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,880
Smile, everyone!
311
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,040
Any tires left?
312
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,520
I could buy some.
313
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,080
Two, three?
314
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,520
This is perfect timing.
315
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:59,880
After Mrs. Mayor shook me down.
316
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,000
Get two, to be sure.
317
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,760
I'll take this to the garage.
318
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,840
What's that?
319
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,960
Some...
320
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,440
Some?
321
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,520
You won't believe it!
322
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,320
This just came in.
323
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,400
What's with the money?
324
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:46,040
"Dear Euro Est Bank, we hereby return
all the money we have from you.
325
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,280
We deeply regret the situation.
326
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,360
We were very forced to do it.
327
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,560
All we ask for is
forgiveness and compassion.
328
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,440
Respectfully,
329
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,280
Us who didn't steal anything."
330
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,800
How's that for a stunner?
331
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:18,800
Bride, be good and bend your neck
Keep that barbed tongue in check
332
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,000
Keep those feet quick like a flame
333
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,560
Keep that mouth quiet and tame!
334
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:31,840
Your hands should strive tirelessly
Doing wife's work quietly
335
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,680
Mayor, I haven't forgotten.
336
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,160
But it will take a while.
337
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,920
And here I've been calling you all day.
338
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,600
With all this time to think,
I've had a revelation.
339
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,160
I'm listening.
340
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,880
I've realized it's not fair
to ask for a share.
341
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,680
It's your spoils, you know?
342
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,560
It's only fair you keep it all,
343
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,520
and I send the recording
to the authorities.
344
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,320
Mayor!
345
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,000
Please don't hand it in.
346
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,480
I'm begging you, please accept
a sign of our appreciation,
347
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,840
a share of the earnings.
348
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,280
Lead me not into temptation!
349
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,200
Didn't you say it will take a while?
350
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,920
Only a short while.
We'll take care of it today.
351
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,040
I don't have the whole amount,
things got complicated.
352
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,800
But please accept my entire share.
353
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,080
Fine, then.
354
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,640
I'll take what you have
and we'll see.
355
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,760
-On the run?
-Sort of.
356
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,680
-How are you?
-Studying.
357
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,640
Good girl.
358
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,160
Sort of.
359
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,240
I don't mind you keeping them here.
360
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,200
Found a better garage?
361
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,240
No, that's not it.
362
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,040
-I'm not one to change garages.
-What, then?
363
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,760
Got a puncture.
364
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,280
On three wheels?
365
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,160
Potholes. And your test?
366
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,440
-I cheated.
-Good girl.
367
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,120
-So I'll pass.
-My kind of girl!
368
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,720
Gorgeous, this new restaurant!
369
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,240
We didn't have cars like this
in our day.
370
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,280
We didn't have a lot in our day.
371
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,960
Weddings weren't this fancy,
no cool cars, no festivities.
372
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,040
Look how beautiful!
373
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,040
Now this is a real wedding!
374
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,600
Who's a sweet little kitten?
375
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,000
The servant of God Ionel is crowned
for the servant of God Mirela,
376
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:15,880
in the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
377
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,080
Male witnesses.
378
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:24,840
Amen.
379
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:30,080
The servant of God Mirela
is crowned for the servant of God Ionel,
380
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,960
in the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
381
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,800
Female witnesses.
382
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,640
Captain, you promised!
383
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,640
I deserve that reward, for God's sake!
384
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:49,720
I kept waiting for you to arrest him,
and nothing!
385
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,440
I even broke the Seal of Confession,
what the hell!
386
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,400
Hello?
387
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,400
The waiting is killing me.
388
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,240
I know.
389
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,520
But you must hang on.
390
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Transplants can take up to ten hours.
391
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,680
It will be alright.
392
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,280
I know.
393
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,440
Housewives' Circle
394
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,160
Flowers spread out their perfume
395
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,000
Petals spill out their palette
396
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:39,800
Fly to me, love, come here soon
With the first tram you can get!
397
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,440
I'll send back the tires.
398
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,240
After I get the air out of them.
399
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,440
All the guests are hearty
400
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,120
It's a week-long party
401
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,760
Everybody dance, dance
402
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,520
Dance 'til dawn and raise your hands!
403
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,200
Nobody move!
404
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,800
Hands up!
405
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,920
Freeze!
406
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,960
The bride is stolen!
407
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:34,360
This beloved tradition requires
the groom to ransom her in drinks.
408
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:56,680
It's the third night
I've tried to report this!
409
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,480
I don't know whose car it is!
410
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,280
What if it's stolen?
411
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,120
I don't know, but
it has a big hole in the windscreen.
412
00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,720
No!
413
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,920
Alright, but--
414
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,280
It's been here for three days!
415
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,960
Now that the bride has been ransomed,
416
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,760
let the fireworks begin!
417
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:24,960
The police have found the car
used in the Euro Est Bank robbery,
418
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,720
the red Dacia Duster behind us.
419
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:33,520
Officials have arrived
to take fingerprints.
420
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:40,360
This is a major operation,
a genuine gauntlet for the local police.
421
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:44,480
Unfortunately, these are
all the details we have,
422
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:48,800
as there has been no press release.
423
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,600
We promise to keep you up to date.
424
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,040
For those who have tuned in late,
425
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,720
a Euro Est Bank armored van
426
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:02,840
was robbed of 21.5 million lei.
427
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,440
The culprits have not yet been found.
428
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,240
Fingerprints are being lifted from...
429
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,000
At least a down payment on the house?
430
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,160
This is for the restaurant,
431
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:30,520
the photographer, the band,
the fireworks, then the...
432
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,360
You have to pay another 5,000 lei.
433
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,800
Now we're in debt, too?
434
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,040
Wasn't it lovely, though?
435
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:47,640
I'll go take out a loan.
436
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:55,240
Here's our suspect.
Got the pictures?
437
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,040
Bring them here.
438
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,920
The courier from yesterday
recognized him.
439
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,840
A Public Works employee
under a false name.
440
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,880
Costică Brâncusi.
441
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,720
How do you know it's false?
442
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,320
It's that famous sculptor.
443
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,560
Right, the artist.
444
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:20,960
I know, I donated so the state could buy
The Weird-dome of the Earth.
445
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,200
-Why didn't he say anything sooner?
-There was no reward.
446
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,920
But that's our man.
447
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:32,360
-They don't look alike.
-Brown hair, black hair.
448
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,440
-Let's get serious.
-Let's.
449
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,560
There, now it's done.
450
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,200
Put this away.
451
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,080
How about taking that off?
452
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,240
To be more comfortable?
453
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:24,160
No, I want to consummate our marriage
after I take a nap.
454
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Let me have some rest.
455
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:36,520
-Hello?
-They're coming to arrest you.
456
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,280
When?
457
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,440
Fifteen minutes tops.
458
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,120
Get some clothes and money and run.
459
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,040
To where?
460
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:49,960
Abroad.
461
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,840
I'll delay the red notice
for the border.
462
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,760
-Take a flight from Bacău.
-With what money?
463
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,520
The money you sent back,
Mr. Freaking Honesty!
464
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,040
You promised we wouldn't go to prison.
465
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,160
Only idiots go to prison.
I thought you had half a brain.
466
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,120
I won't run.
467
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:41,920
Don't break in!
It's open
468
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,320
Officer, sir, I know I'll be arrested.
469
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,880
But will it be much longer?
470
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,200
I was told a quarter of an hour,
it's been three quarters.
471
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:09,200
If you want, I can take
a taxi to the station.
472
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,080
The police spokesperson
is here with details.
473
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:22,080
Police! Freeze! Get down!
474
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,640
Get down!
475
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,840
-Who else is here?
-My wife, who else?
476
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,360
I asked you not to break in.
477
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,760
Ionel, what's happening?
478
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,280
She's out, she's fine!
479
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,920
She'll be fine!
480
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,600
Good.
481
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,280
I'm going to talk with the doctor.
Love you, bye!
482
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,720
Drinks for everyone!
Pass the bottle!
483
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,920
Give everyone a round.
484
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,360
This is a happy man!
485
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,600
Wait. Ionel!
Please, wait!
486
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,120
Why are they taking you away?
487
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,280
Ionel!
488
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,920
No, why?
489
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,960
I love you!
490
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,280
Ionel!
491
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,960
No!
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