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I am Doru, he is Ionel,
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and we're with the Public
Works Department.
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FROM THE PREVIOUS EPISODE
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After years of being treated
like dirt by drivers...
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We showed off over a beer.
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Never mind, we'll rob
the armored van!
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The bar owner, a shady guy,
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took it very seriously and
now he's forcing us to do it.
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You will do the heist.
'Cause you said so.
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Good day, Ma'am!
You're about to get robbed.
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To persuade
the traffic lights guys,
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threaten their families,
their friends...
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Some hoodlums sheared Maria,
look!
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Our burglars
stained my wedding dress.
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-Pee?!
-Boys, look.
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It would be best for everyone
if you behaved.
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Who stands to lose most
if this heist goes ahead?
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Us...
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Look at those drifts!
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We don't have a metro!
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-Want to watch The Heat again?
-No, they have guns.
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-The Town?
-Guns.
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Only The Italian Job
has a no-gun robbery!
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Ionel, this is just ridiculous.
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Hey!
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-What's up, boys?
-Just watching a film.
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-Happy birthday, Doru!
-Thanks.
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It's your birthday?
Why didn't you say?
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I don't like celebrating it.
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I knew, and I got you muffins!
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I'll leave you two.
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Just look at her.
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I have a guilty conscience.
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-What for?
-Lying to Mirela.
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Ionel...
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Mirela can't know anything.
Same for Elena and Maria.
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It will be very dangerous.
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Don't breathe a word!
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Here's the plan.
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Plan A is for those lunatics,
Plan B is for us.
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Plan A: we do all they want.
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Plan B: we nitpick about everything.
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Cars, equipment, info.
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And we keep putting it off.
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How?
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The armored bank van comes this way.
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I change that light,
so it goes that way.
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-Then...
-What?
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At least we have
a Plan A for those lunatics.
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But we'll make a Plan B, for us.
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-What's plan B?
-Plan B is this.
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After the underpass,
we direct it left.
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In Plan A.
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In our secret Plan B,
we put up a traffic light there,
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and force it right.
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Got it?
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I'm on it.
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And that's how we strike.
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I don't like your plan.
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Why would it turn left and not right?
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So no.
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-No what?
-I don't like it either.
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Too many variables.
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Well, you plan it if you're so smart.
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Pass me the car.
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Right.
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It needs to go
from point A to point B.
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We need to make it
turn right here.
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And there's a traffic light here,
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so here's where you boys step in.
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This is a Polish model,
very hard to connect.
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But I'm sure Ionel will find a way!
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Right, so we label
this intersection Node 1.
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Next, we ask the armored van nicely,
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with two police crews,
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to make a right here,
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and label this Node 2.
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Aw, how cute!
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-In pink!
-Never mind, let's move on.
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What about this intersection?
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I'll whip up a construction site
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and divert traffic left.
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We'll label it Node 3.
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Right.
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So the car makes a left, and then?
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Well...
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It goes on and on this way...
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out of the underpass,
and into this intersection.
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Who handles this one?
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Gelu!
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Get some boys and
set up roadworks there.
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Divert traffic left.
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-Yes, Boss.
-And this is our Node 4.
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So through the underpass,
onto the street where we'll ambush...
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And this is where you two come in.
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To rob it, as it were.
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Well, no.
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We don't like your plan either.
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-Why not?
-It...
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-It gets in the way of our plan.
-Exactly! We...
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took measurements on site.
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Either you let us do it our way,
or do it your way and leave us alone!
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Or...
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Let's vote.
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Who's in favour of the initial plan?
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And who's for our plan?
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Right, plan voted.
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Now for the date of the heist.
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When will the armored van
carry most money?
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On the 15th.
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-Two weeks from now.
-I can't.
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-Why?
-Too busy.
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Getting married.
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But he says "I do" on Saturday.
We strike on Friday.
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Mr. Adi, if they like voting,
let's vote.
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Who's for the 15th?
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Against?
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We strike in two weeks.
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What am I going to tell Mirela?
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We'll think up something.
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"Sorry, love,
the day before our wedding
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I have an armored car to rob!"
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-The voting idea was yours!
-You didn't vote to change the date!
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So much for Plan B!
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We'll come up with a Plan C.
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Like what?
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Here, you pick the radio channel.
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Radio on!
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Plunge and twist.
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You try.
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And twist.
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Next time you get assaulted...
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-Are you crazy?
-Stay out of this.
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-I'll get a shiv.
-No, that can get you expelled.
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Nail scissors, though,
are self-defense.
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I made a little pocket
under the waist for the scissors,
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so you don't waste time
going through your bag.
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There.
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Perfect.
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Thanks.
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Sweetie, make sure
you go straight for the jugular!
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Oh, come on.
Remember the pepper spray.
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You want her stabbing people?
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Those bastards attacked her
and no one did anything.
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Not the police,
not you, not the school.
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-I won't sit idly by.
-No, you're educating her!
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Wow, thanks! You remembered!
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Why is it missing a slice?
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Maybe it was the guys
who sheared your daughter?
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See? No stains!
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-And it didn't shrink.
-Great.
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I hope you remember...
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We're going to church tomorrow.
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Church?
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To set the time for the service.
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Five more couples
are getting married that day.
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Then...
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Why are you undressing me?
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In case the priest tells us
to wait until the wedding night.
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In that case...
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Like it?
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-Like The Italian Job !
-Right!
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Listen, that load of cash
takes up a lot of space, right?
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How bulky would it be?
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In bills of 50 and 100...
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Twelve million, one hundred and fifty
thousand is about...
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About one thousand wads.
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Or 20 standard money bags.
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How big are those?
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40 x 60 cm.
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Anyone got a measuring tape?
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I thought something
small and fast would be best.
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It doesn't even have a boot!
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Look.
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Even I don't fit on the backseat.
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I'll find something else,
let's rehearse with this.
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Pardon my interruption, Mr. Adi.
A question about the plan:
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Once you have the van ambushed,
how will you open it?
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In case you have memory problems,
we haven't done this before.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Isn't it the bank's van?
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So?
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You think they teach us
how to jimmy it?
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I expected "Mr. Mobster"
to provide the solution.
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-Not look like a deer-in-headlights.
-Now listen, sweetcheeks.
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One: mind your damn manners
and don't interrupt.
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Two: I did time for
attempted murder, not robbery.
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He wants 25% for logistics?
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Are you mocking me?
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-Calm down!
-Hands off!
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-Mocking me?
-That's enough!
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I'll find a solution.
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Meanwhile, can we
rehearse with this?
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Go, boys!
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Get out quickly and block this off!
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Put a couple over there!
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Good! More over there.
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Node 1, ready.
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Lawmen, ready.
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Node 2, ready.
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Roadworks ready.
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Node 3, ready.
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Node 4 ready too.
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Target approaching.
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Initiating.
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We're on.
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Go.
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Target approaching.
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The traffic is stopped.
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Turning green now.
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Come on!
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We're off.
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Approaching node 2.
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Crew 12, stand by.
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Target turning right.
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Node 2 successful.
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We continue to Node 3.
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You're welcome. Over to you.
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-I see it!
-Stand by! Incoming in 10, 9...
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eight...
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seven...
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six...
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Hey, what--
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Target gone amok.
I repeat, amok!
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Not bad for the first go.
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Mr. Adi, your team's
pooped the scoop!
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Chill, this is Plan C,
not even planned!
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Let them bollix it up.
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I know, my fault this time.
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The van gave us the slip.
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We'll redo it until
it goes like clockwork.
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Fifty, seventy rehearsals a day.
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Anything it takes to do it right.
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Question:
Do the van guards have guns?
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Of course.
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-But I doubt they have bullets.
-You doubt?
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And if they do?
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It doesn't matter.
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You block the doors
so they can't come out.
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How exactly?
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No idea,
I'll think about that too.
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First, let's think of how to
stop the van and open the doors.
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I'll do my homework.
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Fine, our work here is done.
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Our job is waiting,
see you for rehearsals.
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Wait.
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Overalls and ski masks.
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Hold on to them.
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-Do we wear them for rehearsals?
-No, keep them,
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until the heist, then you burn them.
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I don't know about the boys.
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I'm not thrilled either.
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They're green, they don't even have
a criminal record.
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Everyone's late in each phase.
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Damn!
"Inabit" says they've been punctual.
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-What's that?
-A birthday gift from my daughter.
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An Eastern European watch.
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Right.
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We need a better plan.
One they can't botch.
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The wedding crowns are meant to evoke
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the crowns of old,
worn by kings and emperors.
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They symbolize the pride, the honor,
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and the reward bestowed
upon bride and groom
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for their purity and virginity.
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-So 3 o'clock, yes?
-Yes.
266
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,840
Three precisely,
I have other weddings.
267
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,760
And confession?
268
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,040
-We have to confess?
-Absolutely.
269
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,720
No confession, no Eucharist.
No Eucharist, no wedding.
270
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,480
Can't we do it the same day?
271
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,680
You're here.
Why not confess right now?
272
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,640
Father, wait.
273
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,000
We're sort of unprepared.
274
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,760
I'm totally prepared.
275
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,840
-Hey, Ionel.
-Doru, I need to confess!
276
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,800
-What?
-Before a priest, for the wedding!
277
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960
So confess.
278
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,840
And our thing?
279
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,320
Not a word, got it?
280
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,800
-I won't lie in confession.
-So don't.
281
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,320
-Just leave it out.
-No, that's still lying.
282
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,640
Lying by omission, but still lying.
A burden on the soul.
283
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,720
Ionel, anything you say
284
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,560
is a danger to everyone,
our families first of all.
285
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,320
And you can't confess
what didn't happen!
286
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,920
-Ionel, can you hear me?
-I won't lie.
287
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,080
Hey!
288
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,120
What do you think?
289
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,080
-You were right.
-Wasn't I?
290
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:58,160
Aluminum is much softer and lighter.
291
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,800
-What's next?
-I need five more of those.
292
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,320
What?
293
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,680
Five, then we go to the glassblower.
294
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,280
Why?
295
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,600
-Aren't we picking up the prototypes?
-Yes.
296
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,920
So you'll come pick me up
every day now?
297
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,920
If you want me to.
298
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,960
I won't get assaulted daily.
299
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:24,760
I'm not coming to guard you.
300
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,240
Really, Dad?
301
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:30,280
Suddenly you pick me up
from school, take me to the workshop
302
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,600
to work on the project
you don't even believe in?
303
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,360
I know you,
you're hiding something.
304
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,200
Father, I didn't observe Lent,
but at least I don't smoke.
305
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,920
Honestly now...
306
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,720
Did you commit the sins of the body?
307
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,880
Of both the body and soul.
308
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,400
That is not good.
309
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,680
Read the Paraklesis to the Theotokos,
310
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,840
and sin no more.
311
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:07,480
In the name of the Father,
and the Son, and the Holy Spirit...
312
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,640
Father, there's more.
313
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,800
It's a huge opportunity,
this crafts' fair in Bucharest.
314
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,360
-When are you going?
-The day after tomorrow.
315
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,400
I'll come along.
316
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,880
No need.
317
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,120
What if I want to come along?
318
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,680
I'll just take a minibus.
319
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,600
What does the copper want?
320
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,960
Hello, traffic police officer Simion.
Your documents, please.
321
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:50,200
-What have I done?
-I'll tell you in a moment.
322
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,760
Teodor Leonte,
I should take your license.
323
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,120
This time, though,
you get off with a fine.
324
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,320
-What for?
-You just ran a red light.
325
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,800
-Me?
-Yeah.
326
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,920
First, I don't run traffic lights,
I fix them.
327
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,800
Second, I have a dashcam,
let's see the pictures.
328
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,720
-Partner, do you copy?
-Yes.
329
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,720
The driver claims
he didn't run the red light and...
330
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,400
he has one of those recording things.
331
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,160
-A dashcam!
-A dashcam.
332
00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,920
I see. Copy that.
333
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,120
Then he was speeding.
334
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,800
Copy.
335
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,800
Right!
You're getting fined for speeding.
336
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,120
The Captain wishes you
happy birthday.
337
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,680
What Captain?
338
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,320
-Morning.
-Morning.
339
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:52,680
EURO EST BANK
THE BANK OF YOUR DREAM
340
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:44,640
Daddy's hero, let's connect you
to the little robot.
341
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,360
Right.
342
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,560
Try it.
343
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:20,120
Won't you let me drive you
to Bucharest?
344
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,680
-Please.
-Dad, you're always late.
345
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,720
I won't be, I'm coming just for that!
346
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:32,440
It's important for me to be there
on time, people are waiting.
347
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,760
Alright. Tomorrow.
348
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,840
But please be punctual.
349
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,040
No way!
350
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,680
It's the expensive one.
351
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,000
Yes, the nicer one.
352
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,800
How did you...?
353
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,920
I'll redeem it after the wedding.
354
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,400
I proposed to you with that ring.
355
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,520
And I said yes.
356
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,760
But it's more important to me that
we're both happy with the wedding
357
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,320
than to wear a ring.
358
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,960
And I don't care
if we won't have money.
359
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,400
I care about you.
360
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,240
About the two of us.
361
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,760
I need to tell you something too.
362
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,920
Try it on, alright?
363
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Who's there?
364
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,040
I just wanted to look
through the peephole.
365
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,280
I got a speeding ticket yesterday.
366
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,440
The Captain's harassing me!
367
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,240
They put a pick through my door!
368
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,080
You're sure you don't want me
to pick you up?
369
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,320
-No, I'll see you there.
-Okay.
370
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,840
What do you think?
371
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,680
What's this?
372
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,960
The interception car.
373
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,720
-No, Mr. Adi, it's a Dacia.
-A Dacia Duster!
374
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,320
Roomy boot, new distributor,
fresh suspension bushes...
375
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,800
Even AC to keep your ass cool.
376
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,880
I can't get in a car like that.
377
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,320
It's fine for rehearsals, but for
the real deal I want a decent one.
378
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,680
Now you're nitpicking? Are you?
379
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,400
They drive, they get to choose.
380
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,920
So we don't have a car.
381
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,400
Fine.
382
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,880
Next time you tell me what car
you want, including the year!
383
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,040
Let's rehearse with this one for now.
384
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,240
What are you doing, dimwit?
385
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,800
Who left this in my door?
386
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,360
Wait!
387
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,760
We cooperate.
What's with the threats?
388
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,400
Police fining Doru,
mobsters wrecking my home!
389
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,640
I can't work with this stress!
390
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,080
Sucker, you think we're idiots?
391
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:04,840
-That we'll just believe you?
-Mr. Adi, please, let's calm down.
392
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,480
Let's rehearse.
393
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,880
Move that ambulance!
394
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,360
Get moving, boys!
395
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,760
I told you to block the cars,
forget that shit!
396
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,040
Lawmen, ready as always.
397
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,680
Node 1, ready.
398
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,680
Stop fiddling with it!
399
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,720
We'll get shards in our eyes.
400
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,040
Play dead!
401
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,400
Put some oomph into it!
402
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,280
We're done here.
Node 3, ready.
403
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,320
Node 4, ready.
404
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,440
We're waiting for the van.
Good luck.
405
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,880
We can see it.
406
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,720
-Copy that. Node 1?
-Light turning green.
407
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,280
It worked, next time we'll take bets.
408
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,400
Van turning right.
409
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,600
What are you doing?
410
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,320
Target moving straight.
411
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,320
I repeat:
The target went straight, not right.
412
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,920
Node 2, failed.
413
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,640
Not my fault, Boss,
they missed it!
414
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,320
Your mum missed her period!
And you'll miss your salary!
415
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,840
No worries,
they're sabotaging themselves!
416
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,960
I notice rehearsals
are going from bad to worse.
417
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,440
Now what?
Head back to the warehouse?
418
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,200
For a parent-teacher meeting?
419
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,360
Anyone copy? It's the van!
420
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,000
The van is coming my way!
421
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,040
Yes, target sighted.
422
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,080
Duster, step on it!
423
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,720
Great time to show up, dipshits!
424
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,400
Just half the route left,
then we can go home.
425
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:41,160
For the next rehearsal,
the Police should learn from Mr. Adi
426
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,040
and manage their intersection!
427
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:49,520
Understood, we'll fix it next time.
Sorry.
428
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,360
HOW WAS LUNCH WITH THE GIRLS?
429
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,360
Getting to the underpass.
430
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,360
We're in the underpass.
431
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,840
I hope Node 4 is better organized.
432
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,240
SOS, the target braked suddenly.
433
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,520
What are they doing?
434
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,520
Shoo!
435
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,160
Get going!
436
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:32,000
-What was that?
-I don't know.
437
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,280
What's wrong?
438
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,840
Freeze!
On your knees, hands up!
439
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,840
Up!
440
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,840
We want to help you, not rob you!
441
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,200
Shut up and put this on.
442
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,400
-Crap, you're in on it!
-Shut it and move.
443
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,200
-Ionel!
-Shut up!
444
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,160
Hands up!
445
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Get back!
446
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,200
You think you can cut through
with that?
447
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,960
Shut up!
448
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,200
Doru. Doru, what's happening?
449
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,720
The heist.
450
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,040
No! This is a rehearsal!
We're rehearsing!
451
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,360
No, Ionel, they suckered us.
452
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,480
But we're not dressed!
453
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,360
Guys, this is a rehearsal!
454
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,200
Shut up and put that on!
455
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,040
Such a tainted portrait
of today's society.
456
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,520
Shush, and hands behind your head!
457
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,800
Tired, dickheads?
458
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,240
Move!
459
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:58,720
Move!
460
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,960
Alarm code 22!
We've been robbed.
461
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,480
Two suspects in a red Dacia Duster.
462
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,000
What are you waiting for? Scram!
463
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:23,560
No.
464
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,120
No.
465
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,080
We won't do any heist.
466
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,680
It's done already, Grandpa.
Shoo!
467
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,760
We refuse to shoo.
468
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,800
Let the police come,
see what you've done.
469
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,360
-Criminals!
-Fine.
470
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,080
Let's see who they believe.
471
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,880
You will tell them the truth
and so will we.
472
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,400
Sure.
473
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,800
Ionel, let's go.
474
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,680
I'm not moving.
475
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,720
I don't want to go to prison
and lose Mirela.
476
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:11,280
Mate, whoever Mirela is,
if you stay, you lose her.
477
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:12,840
Stay out of this!
478
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,520
Let's go.
479
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,800
Doru... I want to marry Mirela.
480
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,120
Mate!
481
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,360
Go marry that woman,
have kids with her,
482
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,360
live happily ever after in love.
483
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,760
Stay here like an idiot
and you'll get locked up.
484
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,400
Let's go.
485
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,360
-They tasered me.
-Plan C is now Plan A!
486
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,800
-They tasered me!
-I know, now what?
487
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,360
An amandine, please.
488
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,600
A bright red car
with a hole in the windscreen!
489
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,080
We stick out like a sore thumb!
490
00:39:40,240 --> 00:39:43,960
-Where to?
-Head for...
491
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,960
For Bucharest!
Out of this damn town!
492
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,640
To the anti-corruption unit!
493
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,960
I can't believe they tricked us.
494
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,720
We did it! We actually did it!
495
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,480
Why didn't we leave the car there?
496
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,400
Why didn't you tell me?
497
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,400
-Floor it, Doru! Floor it!
-Where to?
498
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,960
To Bucharest!
499
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,320
-What?
-It's red.
500
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,000
Our car is full of stolen money!
501
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,560
And the police are behind us!
502
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:27,880
-Go!
-Running a red light is bad luck.
503
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,520
Move it!
504
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,720
Okay.
505
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:03,440
We'll go to Bucharest another way.
Turn around.
506
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,320
Shit!
507
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,840
Go left, easy!
508
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,480
Our wheels screeched!
509
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,040
You're never happy with my driving!
510
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,880
They didn't even tell us
where to go next!
511
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,280
-Where the hell are we?
-Brake!
512
00:41:57,720 --> 00:41:59,520
Take a right! Right, now!
513
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,560
-Where are you going?
-No idea!
514
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:17,800
Now what?
Do we cross the river?
515
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,720
Maria...
516
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,320
Sorry!
517
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,280
-Careful!
-Doru!
518
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,680
Watch the--
519
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:17,400
What now?
520
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,560
Get the hell out of town
and to the anti-corruption unit!
521
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,280
You want to refuel with that cargo?
522
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,000
I can't answer all your questions.
523
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,560
You can't?
524
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:33,320
Did you or did you not
promise there'd be no heist?
525
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,920
-Yes, but...
-I'm not done!
526
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,760
What's that in the back?
527
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,440
-I was wrong, now what?
-Thank you.
528
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:43,960
I'm sorry!
529
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,600
-What?
-What?
530
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:50,080
-Keep going.
-Going where?
531
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:53,840
Traffic light boys, where are you?
532
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,960
We've been looking for you.
533
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,320
-What are you doing?
-Shut up.
534
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,480
Your fingerprints
are all over that radio.
535
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,880
-Want to go back for it?
-Just drive.
536
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,400
Faster.
537
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,360
Actually, no, go slow.
538
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,960
-I swear, you...
-Stick to your driving.
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