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APPLAUSE
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GENTLE PIANO MUSIC
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Good evening and welcome to this
festive edition of Play of the Week.
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I'm Chris Bean, the director.
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The BBC has recently refused to
fund any more episodes of
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Play of the Week,
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but thanks to some
additional sponsorship,
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we are gladly able to continue
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with tonight's production
of The Nativity.
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I should also inform you that a
fire alarm test was scheduled to
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happen in our studio tonight.
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I did email the BBC to try to have
it moved, but they said they
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would rather disturb our broadcast
than one of their empty studios.
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I called their bluff and,
after a frank exchange,
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we will now be having two
fire alarm tests tonight.
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So, the actors are prepared.
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The stage is set.
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Please enjoy The Nativity, sponsored
by Brookshaw Corporate Finance.
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Our story begins with Mary...
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...a young woman from
the town of Nazareth,
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and her husband, Joseph,
a humble carpenter.
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Oh!
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Oh, Joseph.
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Behold!
I am the Archangel Gabriel.
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Witness
the light of God.
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Kneel before the messenger of the Lor...
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Not yet.
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Oh, Joseph.
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Nothing interesting ever
happens in Nazareth.
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But did
you hear word of the census?
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Mary, we must travel to Bethlehem
to be counted by the Romans.
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We shall have to buy a donkey
to make that journey.
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But
we have not the money.
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I have not sold so much as a
crude stool in two months.
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Fear not, my love,
you are a master carpenter.
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Finished.
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Money
will come if we have faith.
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Faith
is all we have.
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We
must put our trust in God.
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Or perhaps we should consider
a small business loan allowing us
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to expand
our range of products.
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Would
the interest not cripple us?
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Not at the 3.
4% variable APR offered
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exclusively by 00:03:00,090
Now
that's a miracle.
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Behold!
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Argh!
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CRASH!
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Hello.
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I
am the Archangel Gabriel.
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Kneel before the messenger
of the Lord.
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But.
.. But do not be afraid...
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BANG!
ARGHH!
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.
.For I bring great news.
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You
will conceive a child.
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A child!
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For
unto us a child is bo...
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DIRECTOR: That's cut, Dennis.
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But
I can't have a child.
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I'm a virgin.
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I've been sent to tell you that
you have been impregnated remotely.
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Sorry,
that came out very sinister.
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It's a good thing.
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The babe is a gift from the Lord,
and I have been sent to tell you,
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from on high...
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I've been sent to tell
you, from on high...
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I've been sent to tell
you, from here,
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that this child shall be
the Son of God.
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But why would the good Lord
choose me to bear his child?
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BANG!
ARGH! ARGHHHH!
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The Lord
moves in mysterious ways.
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You
are now with child.
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ZAP!
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Wow!
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Heed my words, for I am
a prophet of the Lord.
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And
everyone likes profits.
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Brookshaw Corporate Finance
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Even Jesus loves cash!
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MARY:Urgh.
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Carry on, we need the money.
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And with that, the Angel
spread his arms wide
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and, with great majesty,
ascended into heaven.
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Er... Joyous day!
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How blessed we are!
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But we must hasten
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if we are to travel to Bethlehem
before the holy child is born.
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Aye, Mary, I shall purchase
a donkey to make the journey.
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Oh, piss.
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These
are also a gift from the Lord.
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BANG!
ARGH!
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Mary and Joseph purchased a donkey,
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loaded their few belongings
onto its back
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and set off into the desert.
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MUSIC: Little Donkey
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Annie, Keep up.
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All
right! I'll keep up.
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It's just.
..it's not easy.
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Mary, let me help you take
the weight off your feet.
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No. No. No.
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Oh, oh.No.
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Er, we'll walk.
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Farewell,
good town of Nazareth.
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MUSIC: Little Donkey
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Little donkey
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Little donkey on the dusty road
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Got to keep on plodding onwards
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With your precious load
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Been a long time, little donkey
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Through the winter's night
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Don't give up now, little donkey
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Bethlehem's in sight
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Ring out those bells tonight
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Bethlehem, Bethlehem
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Follow that star tonight
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Bethlehem, Bethlehem
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Follow that star tonight
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Bethlehem, Bethlehem
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Little donkey, little donkey
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Had a heavy day
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Little donkey
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Carry Mary safely on her way.
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Look,
Joseph! Bethlehem!
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You're sagging.
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Next time, I'm being the head
and you're being the arse.
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Meanwhile, in a field far outside
Bethlehem, three shepherds
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watched their flocks by night.
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MUSIC: While Shepherds Watched
Their Flocks by Tate and Brady
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Ay Barshabba.
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'Tis
a mild winter's eve for...
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ALARM BELL RINGS
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There it is. There it is.
There's the fire alarm.
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Everyone, stay calm.
Just stay in your seats.
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Fire!
There's a fire! Fire!
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No, it's a drill. It's a drill.
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OK, OK, OK.Everyone,
stay calm, it won't be a moment.
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Studio patrons, it has become
necessary to evacuate the venue...
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No, no, no. It's just a drill.
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..All personal belongings
and make...
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No! We don't need to evacuate.
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I
can't hear you, Chris.
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Studio
patrons, please...
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No! GO BACKSTAGE! All right?
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You've changed! Why have you changed!
?It's a fire.
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If there's a fire you're not
supposed to get changed,
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you're supposed to get out. Yep,
everyone out.No, no, no.
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Keep moving.
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Stand up, please.
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Ah, ah, ah.
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Chris,
not again! Not again.
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I repeat. There is a fire!
There is a fire!
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THERE'S NO FIRE...
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FIRE ALARM STOPS
..YOU MORON!
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Merry Christmas.
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Let's continue.
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DRILL WHIRS Here.
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Get off.
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Suddenly, in the sky above them, the
shepherds saw a most majestic sight.
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GABRIEL GRUNTS
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Behold!
The light of God!
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CRACKLE
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Underwhelming.
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Make a note - I need more
fireworks for the final scene.
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I bring
good tidings of great joy...
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Ah!
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Halo.
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Halo.
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Hello.
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No.
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Halo.
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ALL:Hello.
No!
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Halo!
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Over there!
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ALL:Hello.
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No! On the floor!
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ALL:Hello!
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No! Halo!
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Halo!
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Is
it me you're looking for?
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No!
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The round,
sparkly hat! All right?
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Give
me my round sparkly hat!
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Not my personal one!
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The halo.
Ah.
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Higher!
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ALL:Hiya!
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No, higher!
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ALL IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:
Hiya!
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Forget the halo.
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Be not afraid.
JESUS!
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No,
he isn't born yet,
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although that brings
me neatly onto my next point.
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Jesus will be born
and he shall be the King...
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..OF KINGS.
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You shall find a babe wrapped in
swaddling shawls in a manger.
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To find him, you must
follow this star.
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I am a messenger...
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..
FROM THE LORD! AH, AH, AH.
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PANICKED:GLORY BE TO GOD
IN THE HIGHEST!
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And so the shepherds
set off into the night,
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following the guiding star.
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Just go off.
Just go off.
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Meanwhile, in Herod's Palace,
in Jerusalem...
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No, no.
No, no, no. Stop. Stop.
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Aaaaaaaah!
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...King Herod had awoken
from a troubled sleep.
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Argh!
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All hail King Herod!
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ALL:Hail!
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TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS
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I slept fitfully.
My dreams...
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TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS
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I slept fitfully. My dreams
were full of dark portents...
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..and grim tidings.
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What saw
you in these dreams, Sire?
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Well, I saw a babe of
great majesty.
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Yet...was wrapped
in swaddling shawls.
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Oh,
most troubling, Sire.
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It seems an evil omen
looms high, indeed.
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But
I saw wise men drawing near.
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I
know they are close.
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When sayest
you these wise men come?
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IMMINENTLY!
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By your word, King,
here come three wise men!
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STAGEHAND:Stand by, curtain.
No, no, no, we're not ready.
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We haven't got our trousers!
Cue curtain.
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No.
No, no, no, no, no.
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Argh, argh, argh!
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We've come to ask Herod
for help to find the child.
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I am... 00:13:45,709
Wise Man Number One.
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I am Caspar, also
Wise Man Number One.
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And I am a shepherd.
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You're a wise man.
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Chris
said I was an idiot.
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You're both.
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I am an idiot who is also
wise...and a shepherd.
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You
must approach King Herod.
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IT IS JUST LIKE MY DREADED DREAM
SUGGESTS! GOOD WISE MEN!
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I CHARGE THEE, FIND THIS CHILD AND
UPON HIS DISCOVERY GIVE ME WORD!
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Help, no!
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HEROD MOANS
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Continue.
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Our generous King shall furnish
thee with gifts for the child.
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Gold.
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Ooh.
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Frankincense.
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Mm.
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And myrrh.
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Ahh. Aaagh!
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That's
also for smelling.
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Thank
you, generous King.
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I shall unto my chambers
and rest awhile.
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And
on their return...
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Move! Come on!
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On their return,
I'll be his saboteur.
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SHE GASPS Oh!
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Arriving to be counted
in the census, Mary and Joseph
264
00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,580
made their way
through the streets...
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SCRAPING
266
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Er, Ma-Mary and Joseph made their...
267
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AAAAAAAH!
268
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MARY and Joseph made their way
through the streets,
269
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along with their trusty donkey...
270
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...who had one head and one arse.
271
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They needed a place to stay
in the little town of Bethlehem.
272
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MUSIC: O Little Town of Bethlehem
273
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O little town of Bethlehem
274
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How still we see thee lie
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Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
276
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The silent stars go by...
277
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AAAAAAH!
278
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Aaaaaand in thy
dark streets shineth
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The everlasting light
280
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:22,860
TO TUNE OF FUNERAL MARCH:
The...hopes and fears of all the years
281
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,720
Are met in thee to-oo-night
282
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:37,610
TO TUNE OF CAMPTOWN RACES:
For Christ is born of Mary and gathered all
283
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,960
Above while mortals sleep,
the angels keep
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TO TUNE OF AULD LANG SYNE:
Their watch of wondering love
285
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O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy birth
286
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:56,540
TO THE TUNE OF CAN-CAN:
And praises sing to God the King
287
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,079
And Peace to men on Earth
288
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No ear may hear His coming
but in this world of
289
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Sin where meek souls
will receive him still...
290
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,130
BACK TO NORMAL TUNE:
The dear Christ enters in.
291
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APPLAUSE
292
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CRIES OF PAIN Mary and Joseph went
from door to door, looking for a room.
293
00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:28,979
Hello.
I'm a stupid shepherd.
294
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Here's your myrrh.
295
00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:34,219
May
God be with you, my friend.
296
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:38,059
Please, I'm with child,
have you room at your inn?
297
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Yes.
298
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Yes?Yes.
299
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OK.
300
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,700
No, no, no!Yes. No.
301
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There's
no room here.
302
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There's
room at the third one.
303
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,709
Fear
not, my beloved Mary.
304
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I am sure we will find
somewhere to rest.
305
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The
good Lord watches over us.
306
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Hello. I am a wise man,
here's your myrrh.
307
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MUFFLED CONVERSATION
308
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OK, OK!
309
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You're an innkeeper now.
Switch on!
310
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Have you any room?
311
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Yes.
312
00:19:26,201 --> 00:19:28,559
Ah!
No, there's no room here.
313
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Innkeeper
slams door in their faces.
314
00:19:32,041 --> 00:19:40,179
Oh, Mary! We have searched high and
low and there is only one inn left.
315
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,829
Let's
hope this innkeeper has room.
316
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:44,879
SCREECHING
Aah! Hello.
317
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,099
Who are you?
318
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,980
That's.
..John the Baptist.
319
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:53,740
Hello. I'm...
320
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I'm...
321
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WHISPERS:Jesus
Christ.
322
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I'm Jesus Christ.
323
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The saviour is born!
324
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For
unto us a child is born!
325
00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:05,830
No! That's cut.
326
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,049
Right, sorry.
Carry on.
327
00:20:08,050 --> 00:20:10,479
Yes.
There's no room at the pub.
328
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,699
Inn!OK.
329
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,750
No, out!
330
00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:14,509
There's
no room at the out.
331
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,179
Inn!All right.
332
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,230
No! Get out!
333
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:19,629
Get out! Get out!
334
00:20:19,630 --> 00:20:21,619
No, not that!Not
that!
335
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,940
There's no room at the inn!
336
00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:26,139
Oh, yes, yes! There's no room at the inn.
337
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:29,299
All we have is an old,
lowly manager.
338
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,680
Manger! There's no manager.
339
00:20:30,681 --> 00:20:35,259
There's
no manager? It's Christmas!
340
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:37,939
I'll be the old, lowly manager.
What do you want?
341
00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,859
They want a room.
A broom?
342
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:43,819
No.A room.
Oh, a room! Sea view?
343
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:47,469
Do you not even have a lowly
stable where we could rest?
344
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:48,699
I don't know, do we?
345
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:51,499
No, we don't. 00:20:54,860
Do you
work here, too?Get inside!
347
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,230
Aaaah!
348
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:01,960
You two go and have your baby
in the sodding manager!
349
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:05,140
Manger.Arghh!
350
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,550
Get on the donkey!
351
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:21,160
Move, just move.
352
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:22,440
Next scene!
353
00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:24,460
Agh!
354
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:29,270
Mary knew that soon
her child would be born...
355
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,940
Ow. Ow. Ow.
356
00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:35,230
...as she entered the humble
stable with animals all around.
357
00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:53,739
Oh, Joseph, I do hope these
creatures will not begrudge us
358
00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:59,270
a little room in their stable
for the night.
359
00:21:59,271 --> 00:22:02,419
Yum, yum, yum.
360
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,979
We must
rest now, my dearest Mary.
361
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:08,160
Soon
the son of God will be born.
362
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,790
Just then, there came
a knock at the stable door...
363
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:12,190
KNOCK
364
00:22:12,340 --> 00:22:13,927
...and three wise men approached.
365
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,270
MUSIC: We Three Kings
366
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,820
We
come bearing gifts.
367
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:24,460
I offer you gold -
368
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:30,570
standard accreditation for
all your business loans.
369
00:22:30,571 --> 00:22:33,099
I offer you frank...
370
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:39,170
'n' sensible advice on all
your financial interests.
371
00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:42,099
And
I offer you sustained
372
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:45,100
low
cost myrrh-gage rates.
373
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:54,600
And look - three shepherds
approach, also.
374
00:22:54,601 --> 00:22:57,459
Oh,
it's not shepherds.
375
00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,040
It's more wise men.
376
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,000
Mary, Joseph, and the six wise men
377
00:23:06,610 --> 00:23:08,350
awaited the birth of the baby Jesus.
378
00:23:09,870 --> 00:23:12,160
The shepherds had decided
to sit this one out.
379
00:23:14,930 --> 00:23:17,220
Unless they were on the tab
on the other side?
380
00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:22,060
No. No shepherds.
381
00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,320
Just nine wise men.
382
00:23:27,730 --> 00:23:30,550
It's
like Mensa in here.
383
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:35,214
All was quiet and still.
384
00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:41,320
MUSIC: Silent Night
385
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:49,070
Silent night
386
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:52,750
Holy night...
387
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,590
ALARM RINGING
388
00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,150
The second one.
389
00:23:58,151 --> 00:23:59,219
All is calm...
390
00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,270
Don't worry.
391
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,550
All is bright...
392
00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:03,350
Can we turn it off, please?
393
00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:05,390
Round yon...
394
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:06,870
Turn it off! Virgin...
395
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:10,289
Cut the wires!
..And child...
396
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,849
Cut the wires!
Holy Infant...
397
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,746
Just sing over the top.
398
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,442
So tender and mild...
399
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:19,750
Louder!
400
00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:21,424
SLEEP IN HEAVENLY...
401
00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:24,840
Louder! PEACE!
402
00:24:27,890 --> 00:24:28,940
SLEEP IN...
403
00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:31,860
ALARM STOPS
QUIETLY: Heavenly peace
404
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:37,190
Silent night
405
00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,390
Holy night...
406
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:45,320
Fire! Hot fire!
407
00:24:45,321 --> 00:24:49,969
Fire alarm!
We've cut the wires.
408
00:24:49,970 --> 00:24:52,179
Fire blanket.
Fire blanket!
409
00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:53,860
Glories stream from heaven afar
410
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,150
Heavenly hosts...
411
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:04,819
Out of the way.
Out of the way!
412
00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,870
Hallelujah
413
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:09,710
Christ...
414
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,267
..the Saviour is born...
415
00:25:13,268 --> 00:25:19,299
Heeyah! Heeyah!
What are you doing?!
416
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:21,099
Fighting
fire with fire!
417
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,150
Get off, you idiot!
418
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:24,440
Christ the Saviour is born
419
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,120
Christ the Saviour is born!
420
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,750
APPLAUSE
421
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:43,630
And with that, the...
422
00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:45,320
ALARM RINGING Please!
423
00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:47,270
ALARM STOPS
424
00:25:50,510 --> 00:25:52,320
And with that,
the...story continued.
425
00:25:52,321 --> 00:25:56,619
I
hear a choir of angels.
426
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:58,449
The
delivery is upon us.
427
00:25:58,450 --> 00:26:01,220
And the light of the Angel Gabriel
shone down upon them.
428
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,300
WHIRRING, BEEPING
429
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:16,050
Behold the light.
..of God.
430
00:26:17,281 --> 00:26:20,779
Aaaaah!
431
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:21,830
CRASH!
432
00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:24,437
And at that sacred moment...
433
00:26:24,438 --> 00:26:27,059
Aaaah!
434
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,110
FIREWORKS EXPLODE
435
00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,780
AND AT THAT SACRED MOMENT,
436
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,320
THE HOLY SON OF THE
LORD WAS BROUGHT
437
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:33,870
FORTH INTO LIFE.
438
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,580
Aaaaah!
439
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,640
Now
that was more like it!
440
00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:49,300
Camera seven, camera seven!
Get down! Get down!
441
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,950
And at that sacred moment, the
holy Son of the Lord
442
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,280
was brought forth into life.
443
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,580
Aah!
444
00:27:05,581 --> 00:27:07,949
He's beautiful.
445
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:10,509
Hang on. Wait, wait.
446
00:27:10,510 --> 00:27:12,179
Hello.
447
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,000
We
shall call him Jesus.
448
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,919
The three wise men approached...
449
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,600
...and knelt to give their gifts
to the Christ Child.
450
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,580
Gold, frankincense and myrrh.
451
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:42,220
Thank you, wise men,
for these kind gifts.
452
00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,660
MUSIC: We Three Kings
453
00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:56,200
And on that holy night,
454
00:27:57,490 --> 00:27:59,840
everyone in the stable
stood looking proudly
455
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:02,250
at the beautiful newborn babe.
456
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,770
The end.
457
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:15,599
No, no!No, no, no! No!No!
No, no, no!No!
458
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,650
APPLAUSE
459
00:28:17,305 --> 00:29:17,179
460
00:29:17,229 --> 00:29:21,779
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