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Holy crap, guys.
Holy crap. No way.
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This is New York, let's
call a taxicab.
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Yeah.
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- Welcome to New York!
- Welcome to New York!
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There you go.
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- Where are you from?
- I'm from Chicago.
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Why did you skate
all the way here?
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That's a "Forrest Gump" attitude.
- -
Really cool.
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Marker.
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Hell yeah, dude.
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The first time I heard about Shred America was
through Mike and Arthur from the skate park.
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And Arthur had approached me asking
if I wanted to partake on his journey.
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So, I was like, yeah, why not?
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I got nothing to lose.
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It's an on the road, Jack
Kerouac type thing, we just go.
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I'm gonna put it on my collar,
I'm gonna put it up here.
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Okay, how's this,
can you hear anything?
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I first heard of Shred America
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in the cafeteria of the community
college that I used to attend.
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It was just, go on bike with
Tony and make a documentary.
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I was like, okay,
I didn't know what to expect.
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This is so fucked up, bro.
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- It's so bright, man.
- Yeah.
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Was that pretty
good acting, Mike?
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It was good, just try it
one more time without.
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Okay.
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Mike and I weren't afraid
of just sort of having an idea
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and potentially failing.
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It was sort of just like, let's
hop on our boards, let's go,
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and let's
figure it out on the way.
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Skateboarding is just a
beautiful thing.
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It's just...
It's very close to my heart.
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That's kinda how I met Mike,
actually, is through skateboarding.
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We are.
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We just wanted to do something crazy,
something adventurous, something wild.
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Being 20 years old, you know,
you're not gonna take no for an answer.
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This is how you party
shred style.
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Next question.
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Let's see if I can
answer this one sober.
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When I first got on there... I
didn't really know anything about it
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besides going from point A to point B,
which was Chicago to New York City.
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I didn't really know if we had an
actual route planned or anything like that.
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I kind of had assumed that it was
going to be easy until I saw the carts.
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They were heavy as hell.
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I mean, they were super heavy.
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The carts were our best attempt at
transporting all the gear that we had.
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And at every moment, it found a
way to screw us.
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As far as planning the trip out,
we didn't really plan too much.
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When you take off and do this, are
you guys out there on your own, that's it?
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You got a GPS and you're gone,
or... or do you have a car following you?
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You know, right now we Google
Mapped it,
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but we are hoping to get a GPS by
that time so we don't get horribly lost.
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The only thing that we
really planned
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was how to get media attention,
those, kind of things.
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Last month we've been just publicizing,
sending out emails and it's paying off.
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- Um...
- -
I don't want you to be nervous
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because you're gonna have about
a million people listening to you.
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Is it a million?
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People started taking us seriously
once they started reading these articles,
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and seeing us
in the news stories.
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"Hey, these guys
are actually doing it."
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I thought that Arthur and Mike know
what they're doing, but maybe they don't.
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After one half mile,
turn left, then turn left.
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How long will it take you
to get from Chicago to New York
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on a skateboard?
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One month.
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- One month?
- We're guessing one month.
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You know it's dumb, right?
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Everyone says it's dumb and stupid, but
we're like, "You know what? No, it's not."
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It's really not.
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No, because you're gonna get,
you're doing something
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that's you're gonna shake
your brains up.
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You're gonna shake yourself up.
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It's like, I'm gonna go to my
job, then I'm gonna get a wife,
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then I'm gonna get married, then
I'm gonna make some money,
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then I'm gonna
retire. To hell with that.
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- Yeah, exactly.
- Life sucks, forget about that,
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get out there and get hit by a
truck. That's what I always say.
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Okay, so we didn't really establish
though the path that you're gonna take,
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the route that you might take.
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- Right.
- If you leave the Bean in Millennium Park today at 8 AM,
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- this sort of...
- Yeah.
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- Kind of a math quiz.
- Yeah.
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All right, what path do you
follow?
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Because you could be
killed by the Dan Ryan.
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- You know what I mean?
- Right.
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- Exactly.
- You may be dead already by the time you get out there.
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We're gonna head towards the lake
and we're gonna take the bike path east...
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All right.
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Towards Indiana and we're gonna
go on the bike path as far as we can.
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And we'll see what's going
on after that.
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We'll have to find out.
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There you go.
You're gonna find out.
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All right, Mike and Arthur leaving
Chicago to New York City about 850 miles.
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They're gonna
videotape the trip.
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Gentlemen, you leave about
8 o'clock this morning
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from the Bean at Millenium Park?
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Yeah, 8 or 9.
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Good luck,
we're all counting on you.
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I thought Mike and Arthur had
the idea and had the plan.
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That it was gonna be easy
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and that everything was going to
go by like a formula. And it didn't.
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Man, we fucked up. That was
like a fucking mile, man.
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We need to go that way but
there's a lake right here.
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We're not allowed to take there?
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And we just biked
about a mile so.
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Not good planning.
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No, not at all.
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This is why you plan routes.
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To know that the road you're on
actually takes you to where you wanna go.
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Aw, dude.
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You want to avoid toll roads?
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We've been skateboarding
for about?
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I have no idea.
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We have no idea, really,
cause...
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Because we're lost.
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We weren't paying attention
to the signs.
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For the most part, I think we
did have the route planned,
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at least we knew the direction
that we were going.
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Originally, when
we started the trip,
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when we left Chicago, there's a city
that borders Chicago called Gary, Indiana.
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And we were gonna
go to Gary, Indiana.
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By about the third driver that told
us we shouldn't go to Gary, Indiana,
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we decided to reroute.
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We don't want to go to this like place that
would be, you know, potentially dangerous for us.
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And I think that's when we
started to really get lost
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because it, sort of, flipped
everything over on its head.
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Okay, so what are we
doing then? What's the plan?
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This is... 12 goes straight...
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Taking 20 to 12, right?
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No, we're taking 12 through...
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No, we're taking 20 to 30... 41 to 30.
This guy said we're on 41.
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Here's Fort Wayne.
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Out of desperation
we bought a roadmap.
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And the funny thing with the roadmap
was we didn't know how to read a roadmap.
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What's that town right there,
Joliet? That's Joliet Street.
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It was kinda like,
embarrassing for me.
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That's bad, man, even the birds aren't eating
it. Look at how, like, bad, nasty that is.
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It smells like shit too, man.
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That's why
I wanna get out of here,
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I've been going fast cause
this place smells.
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Like, it's affecting
the way I breathe.
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So we're getting out of here.
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Yeah.
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You're just hoping that you
don't die on this trip.
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James and I,
we're about five miles
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from our final destination.
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Mike and Tony,
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they are ahead of us and they've
already got us the hotel.
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We will be reaching Schererville,
Indiana, or Schererville, Indiana
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in about maybe the next
hour or so.
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And hopefully, there near the
intersection of 41 and Route 30,
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we will find gold.
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And by gold, I mean, a hotel
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because I'm fucking tired and
we're all really tired.
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Almost 40 miles today, not bad.
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Hi, just a little sports update.
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A couple of nuts from right here
in Chicago are skateboarding...
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Pay attention now, skateboarding
to New York City.
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That's right, to New York City.
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We didn't think they were gonna
make it out of the parking lot
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based on
what they said yesterday.
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Mike and Arthur are on an
excellent adventure.
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All Right, Mike, you left
10:30, is that correct?
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Yeah, we left at 10:30
yesterday.
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We were about an hour
and a half behind schedule,
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but we have made it to
Schererville, Indiana.
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Schererville, Indiana.
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Schererville, Indiana, wait a
minute, how far is that from Chicago?
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It's about 40 miles away, 45.
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When are you taking off now?
It's four minutes before eight.
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We're probably gonna leave
around 10 or 11.
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- If it dries up...
- Three hours from now, do you - wanna get to New York or not?
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- If... we actually...
- What are you guys gonna do, - have a big brunch? Get going!
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No, the thing is, it actually rained and we
see some rain drops on the window, so...
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We see raindrops on the
window...
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That sucks.
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That's what pioneers said, when
they were trying to discover the world.
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They set out and said,
Lewis and Clark, I believe,
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"But now we can't get going down this river,
I think there are raindrops coming in."
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What is wrong with you?
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How many minutes do you think
you actually skateboarded yesterday?
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We... like nine hours.
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I'll tell you one thing, you
gotta get out of Indiana, Mike.
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These guys ain't
doing nothing, man.
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I should still wait until
11 o'clock to leave.
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These guys, they
don't sound like skateboarders.
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Skating from Chicago to New York
takes time.
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You only made it
Schererville, Indiana yesterday.
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I think you're just
doubting us, Johnny.
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No, no, I'm not doubting you...
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I think you are, man. He's using a lot
of words that seem like he's doubting us.
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I believe you can do it, but you have got to have
more, I don't know what it is, passion for it.
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Fucking asshole.
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Man, you gotta keep your cool.
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- Doesn't matter.
- Be light-hearted.
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No, dude, they're like ragging on
us, and it's like, they don't even know...
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They gotta understand we're filming
a documentary. We're not just going.
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Probably saying everything we're
doing to people.
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Saying we're staying at a hotel,
or we're going to Walmart.
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We should probably limit the
things we say to the media
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cause they're going to start
building whatever they want.
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Well, they can't, like, tell us
how to do this thing. It's our movie.
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But it's also the media and
they'll eat you alive.
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It was like one second
they were our best friends
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and the next second they were
our worst enemy.
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And it got to us.
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So, we packed our shit,
and we left.
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Day two, sweat.
It's supposed to rain
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and James is about a mile away.
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There was definitely
whispers among our friends
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that James
wouldn't be able to make it.
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I fell back to be closer
to James,
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because I chose James and
so I stuck with him.
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Come on guys, we don't
have all day!
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00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,810
We've gotta stop somewhere and
get something to drink though, for real.
217
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,896
Like, I wanna stop at a gas
station and buy a pint of water.
218
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,524
They're at the hill.
219
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I'm sore, from bullshit.
220
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,426
I just don't want him.
He's lagging behind like shit.
221
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,846
We'll find somebody else
or something.
222
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,564
We have a schedule and we really
can't mess around.
223
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,026
You know, we've... like this is
just two days of just bullshit, to me.
224
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,945
The one stop you guys
made for me was...
225
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,741
Yeah, but James, we don't want for
you to be all the way back and like...
226
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,869
Like you meeting up with us later because
it's supposed to be four of us together.
227
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,704
- You know?
- We're not even filming that much.
228
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,664
What if something happens
to you way back there?
229
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:18,293
Like, you fall, you're unconscious, and
we're like, "Oh, yeah. James is gonna come."
230
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,878
Nighttime falls,
you're not back.
231
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:24,341
But it's, it's I'm... I... whatever it
takes, I'm always within eyeshot of you.
232
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,092
- Like, I see you guys.
- No, you're not, dude.
233
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,552
I saw, once...
234
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,804
- No, dude.
- Once, and I had to walk up the hill, that's it.
235
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:32,098
After that, I've been in
eyeshot of you the entire time.
236
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,850
- Today you've been pretty good.
- Yeah.
237
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,645
It didn't help that I
hadn't prepared for the trip
238
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:42,400
or that I hadn't given any effort or
thought into how it would be done.
239
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,118
Me and James are
averaging seven miles an hour.
240
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,620
He's sticking
with me the whole time.
241
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,373
You're going 14 kilometers,
split that in half.
242
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,124
That's seven miles an hour.
243
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,043
So, if you guys are going like
nine, that's fine.
244
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,378
You guys are just a bit ahead.
245
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,243
I knew that all he really needed
246
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,580
was a little bit of extra time
for his body to sort of adapt.
247
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,334
And if we give him that extra
time, that everything would be okay.
248
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-
Bill, can you imagine that?
- -
Time and place.
249
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,429
- Riding out that storm.
- Few feet away.
250
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,888
[Host]
Look what happened to it.
251
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:57,100
We wanna see your pictures. Any
severe weather you might be experiencing
252
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,519
or videotaped too, give us your
name and your location.
253
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:03,440
A brief description of what we're seeing as
we get them, we will get them to television.
254
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,277
Remember out there, with all this
severe weather and more possibly today.
255
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:12,782
No, isn't Columbus like in the
middle, or at least a little further south?
256
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:18,204
Cause we're super north and
30 is only going to take us so far.
257
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:20,665
It's going to take us through
Cleveland instead.
258
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:25,170
So, if we're trying to get to Columbus, we need
to cut further south, maybe like Fort Wayne.
259
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,759
Barack Obama, it's around 2012.
260
00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,020
Woo!
261
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:52,030
There weren't many normal
days on Shred America.
262
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:55,825
Oh shit! Yo, film it.
263
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,539
If it wasn't raining,
it was thunder storming.
264
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,750
If it wasn't
thunder storming or raining,
265
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:08,630
we had to deal with the wind on the highway
coming off the cars as they passed us.
266
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:11,674
We didn't do it very smart.
267
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:16,221
We would leave during the hottest part of
the day and be biking through most of it.
268
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:21,810
Our body, it was asking us, it
was telling us, give us water.
269
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,187
Can I get a drink of water? ♪
270
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,606
Shit man, it's just
the opposite.
271
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:27,982
Yeah, yeah.
272
00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:31,528
That's fucking awesome. That's way
cooler than what I was expecting to hear.
273
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,196
♪ I'd be ready
With a thank you ♪
274
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:36,783
♪ And that's as much
As I could pay ♪
275
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,952
♪ Why don't you help ♪
276
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:45,041
♪ Help somebody
Back to health again ♪
277
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There were spans of space where
there weren't any stores
278
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,591
where we can actually get water.
279
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,594
We come across this 20-mile
stretch of nothing.
280
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:00,306
And we knew it was coming, but
we hadn't prepared for it.
281
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,725
20 miles of nothing?
Dude, we're fucked.
282
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,105
There was one Vitamin
Water left in the cart
283
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,401
and it was Tony's and I was
extremely thirsty and Tony's like...
284
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,914
Did you just chug the
fucking whole thing?
285
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:29,127
I chugged it, which was
probably a stupid idea.
286
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,006
There's no one
gonna give us water.
287
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,718
I thought that we were just gonna be
thrown out and say, "Hey, you're thirsty?"
288
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,512
"There's a lot of other people
thirsty, go fuck off." Like too bad.
289
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:50,315
All right, let's find out how
Bufu, Indiana reacts to us
290
00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,985
asking for some water
291
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,906
because we
have nothing right now, nothing.
292
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:02,243
So, walking down this farmhouse
road, the first thing that I noticed
293
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,580
is that the driveway is
extremely long.
294
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:08,875
Doesn't this shit
look far as hell?
295
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,085
Yeah, oh my God.
296
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,171
So, this farm house,
297
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,507
it was like at least half a mile to
a quarter mile to the actual house.
298
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:21,971
And then as we're walking, it's about two to
three minutes up and we're still continuing on.
299
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,772
I really like... I feel really
uncomfortable, like, walk...
300
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:35,109
Like, I really feel like they're gonna
fucking be pissed or something like that.
301
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:39,113
They have flowers. So, like, I'm
sure they're gonna be chill, you know.
302
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,200
Oh my God!
303
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,117
Oh my God.
304
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:52,085
Help, help, help,
help! Help, Arthur. Help!
305
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:14,524
Oh my God. So much
for the water.
306
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,070
Oh fuck, fuck Indiana.
307
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:24,617
Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.
308
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,830
- Holy fucking a...
- I thought I was dead.
309
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,499
- Dude, that was a big dog.
- Oh man, my arm's gone.
310
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,627
Maybe in Arthur's mind, he
thought I knew like how to run.
311
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,672
And maybe he didn't know like,
"Oh dude, this dude sucks at running."
312
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,299
Tony is like...
313
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,762
The camera is fucking dead.
314
00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:45,680
What?
315
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,141
Just once, and I'm fucking... my
pants are falling down.
316
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:53,271
That 20-mile stretch of nothing
proved that water's important
317
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,315
and you gotta have
water at all times.
318
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,234
I think maybe we
can make it to Warsaw.
319
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,529
But in Warsaw, we're
gonna have to take like,
320
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:05,074
a two-day break because our muscles
need like a little bit of time to relax
321
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:06,868
if we wanna make more mileage.
322
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:11,372
Right now, we're in bumblefuck,
about 12 miles outside of Plymouth.
323
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,334
So, hopefully we'll be all
right. Let's do it.
324
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,723
What the hell is that cop on?
325
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,733
We had a little bit of
a snafu with the cops.
326
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,818
We have to take a
detour from 30?
327
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,028
Yeah.
328
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,322
Those lights make a left
and then a right.
329
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,825
And he told us basically, that we have
to go down, take a left, all this stuff.
330
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,869
That we have to go down and take
an alternate route
331
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,996
through all this crazy
crap because we can't...
332
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,332
Look at the words he's using,
"You should not."
333
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:58,503
That's not... that's not... there is a law
saying you can't do it, that's different.
334
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,671
Saying "should not,"
that's a technicality.
335
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:04,217
Unless it's a law in the county, in
which case he's just worded it wrong.
336
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:07,011
It's like, it's gonna rain, we
got like $3,000 cameras,
337
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,097
if this shit fucks up, game
over, man.
338
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:10,723
Cause that looks like a
funnel cloud.
339
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:16,604
Yeah, no, that right there, coming towards
us? Yeah, let's... let's hurry this up.
340
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:17,522
Yo, let's go.
341
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,690
- We have to hitch a ride.
- Yeah. Well, go ahead.
342
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,067
We need to get out of here.
343
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,027
Who are we asking?
344
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,237
Them, I guess.
345
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,823
- To give us a ride?
- Yeah.
346
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,659
We were wondering, like, it's
cool if you guys say no,
347
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:34,997
but do you think maybe you guys
can give us a ride to the motel? Like...
348
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,040
Sure.
349
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,208
- You could?
- Sure.
350
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,043
Like if we put our
stuff in the truck?
351
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,296
We got enough room
in the truck, dad?
352
00:23:43,548 --> 00:23:45,007
- Yeah.
- We should be...
353
00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:55,059
Hey, hey you got that knife?
Cause I gotta cut this shit.
354
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,811
I think I might have
thrown it in the bag.
355
00:23:56,894 --> 00:23:58,271
That looks nasty.
356
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,189
Get a knife.
357
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,649
- Do you have a knife?
- I don't.
358
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:03,860
- You can put the camera away.
- The last time checked...
359
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,654
- Give me that, give me that. Just come on.
- No more fucking around, dude.
360
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,782
The thing I'm worried about, I
don't think we're gonna die,
361
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:11,909
I think that we're gonna lose
our equipment.
362
00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:15,788
Like the first day it was so
beautiful, sun shining everything,
363
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:18,124
and then these past
three nights...
364
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,500
I'm gonna go try to find my...
365
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:24,088
Freaking rain. All of this was just rain we
lost this, all of yesterday because of it.
366
00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:27,383
The bike problem is
so frustrating.
367
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,093
I got mine off. It's off.
368
00:24:33,848 --> 00:24:36,267
Yeah, tornado watch.
369
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:38,394
- Yeah, we're good.
- Let's go.
370
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,523
Scoot over.
371
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:48,321
Somebody can fit in the front, and
I'll take the front. I'll take the front.
372
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:55,244
Central, Indiana. North Eastern
Pulaski County in Northwest Indiana.
373
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:58,414
Do not wait to see
or hear the tornado.
374
00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:03,586
For your protection go to
a lower floor of the building.
375
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:28,986
No, it touched the ground.
376
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:37,078
The main reason we
stayed in a hotel was comfort.
377
00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:39,705
Yeah, it was expensive, but it
was a sure thing.
378
00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,040
What room are we?
379
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,167
Okay there we go.
380
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,728
All these people are so
well-dressed.
381
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:05,606
Let's go back to the room.
382
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,609
Nothing to see here,
nothing to see.
383
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,159
We put our smelly clothes in
like a bag,
384
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:20,788
to seclude them from the good
clothes that we did have.
385
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,082
And, you know, we make it
to this hotel
386
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,167
and they got a washer, and
dryer, and everything.
387
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,253
But you gotta put quarters in.
388
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:32,383
I put my quarter in, I
pushed the button and...
389
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,473
And right here, I put the
quarter in
390
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:43,769
and it won't come out.
391
00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:47,064
You know?
392
00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:50,318
Excuse me. It's stuck.
393
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,112
- The what?
- The laundry.
394
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:54,572
Where?
395
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:58,909
This one right here. This
one. Like I pushed it in.
396
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:00,995
All right, I don't know
what to do with that.
397
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,831
I put the quarters in, and
now this won't come out.
398
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:07,043
I can't do nothing about it.
How much did you put in?
399
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,753
- Huh?
- How much did you put in?
400
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:12,131
A dollar. I don't care about the
dollar, I just wanna wash my clothes.
401
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:14,133
Well I can't do nothing
about it.
402
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:17,345
We probably spent a good hour
trying to pull the quarter out.
403
00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:21,182
And everyone tried their hands on it.
It was kinda like the sword in the stone.
404
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,438
Dude, now
we can't do laundry, man.
405
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,067
I don't wanna be stuck with
smelly clothes for another week.
406
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,162
We still needed our
clothes to be clean,
407
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:47,333
because we're not gonna smell
like crap for the next week.
408
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,426
So, we did the only
thing that we could do.
409
00:27:58,511 --> 00:28:00,346
That's how you gotta
do it, is like this.
410
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,684
- You got to scrub it.
- No man, you got to go like this.
411
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:12,483
Temperature today,
in the 90's in Pembroke,
412
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,944
Illinois, Eastward
toward the... the Carolinas.
413
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:19,323
That zero that you're seeing by the
Carolinas is about Raleigh-Durham
414
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:22,660
where that one represents about
101 degrees reading.
415
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:26,372
Triple digit figures are gonna be found
because of the down sloping winds.
416
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,665
With those down sloping winds,
417
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:32,962
you get compressional heating and with that
the heat even builds greater and greater.
418
00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,936
Well, it's not only
hot, it's deadly hot.
419
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,606
The death toll keeps rising as
the heat wave continues
420
00:28:52,690 --> 00:28:56,610
to scorch the United States with
no sign of relief anytime soon.
421
00:28:56,694 --> 00:29:02,158
Humidity of at least 90%, zero wind
dusts will only make things worse,
422
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,911
forecasters say, with temperatures
climbing beyond comfort levels
423
00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,913
and into deadly triple digits.
424
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:12,877
If you need to go outside, do so
sparingly. It's gonna be hell out there.
425
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:16,630
The hottest day.
426
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,507
We've gotta get out of
this fucking weather.
427
00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:19,425
Yeah.
428
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,655
We are four miles
429
00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:45,034
West of Warsaw.
430
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,621
We'll be seeing Warsaw today.
431
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,372
It's around 5 o'clock almost,
432
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,668
so we gotta hurry up
cause I wanna fucking, go rest.
433
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:58,339
Warsaw was actually the first
main stop on the trip,
434
00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:03,052
and it was an opportunity for us
to like relax, recuperate.
435
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:09,183
Get our mind off the road and just
kinda enjoy ourselves on the trip.
436
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,018
Cause we also wanted to have
fun you know.
437
00:30:14,396 --> 00:30:15,231
Go!
438
00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:21,946
Unless you go to Fort Wayne,
there's not much civilization out here.
439
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:26,450
And like I said, I'm from
Chicago myself, so this is like hell.
440
00:30:54,645 --> 00:30:56,605
He passed out outside.
441
00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,732
Who passes outside, man.
442
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:00,484
Mike?
443
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,160
Yeah, we need to
get that checked.
444
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,829
We're taking you
to the hospital.
445
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:15,040
Holy shit. It looks
like bruised.
446
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:16,917
I've never seen anything
like that.
447
00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:20,796
It freaked me out,
because quite honestly,
448
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,465
I spend a lot of my
time indoors.
449
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,218
To me, I thought that it would
be the end of the trip.
450
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,991
I'm Jessica. I'm one
of the nurses.
451
00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:54,204
Here, you can put this on over your t-shirt,
but then I need you to slip your drawers off.
452
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,623
- All right, will do.
- Okay.
453
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,292
Slip that on, right?
454
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,045
Alright.
455
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,424
So, zero to ten, how
badly does it hurt?
456
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:07,760
I'm tapping it, and it doesn't
feel anything, like...
457
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:09,887
- You don't have any sensation?
- No.
458
00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:11,889
And this one hurts,
though, you said...
459
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:15,726
This one, this one, if I touch it, well,
this doesn't have any sensation either.
460
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,354
The only place it really has
sensation is right here,
461
00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:21,774
and some of, not even, yeah, no.
462
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,109
Cause I also put aloe
vera on it, just recently,
463
00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:26,904
so that might be soothing the
pain a little bit, too.
464
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:31,241
But yeah, other than that
I'm not feeling, like, any pain.
465
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:32,201
Okay.
466
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:35,663
Let's see, oh my God.
467
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:44,630
I don't want you being in the sun with
that, that's really... it looks really bad.
468
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:51,303
You have a thermal burn,
469
00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:54,556
and so you're gonna do a
dressing daily for about three days,
470
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,184
and that's gonna take you off
the road for that time, okay?
471
00:32:57,267 --> 00:32:58,102
Okay.
472
00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:05,943
At the time, thermal burns
were kinda devastating.
473
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,778
I just don't wanna go home.
474
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,698
I don't wanna ditch out or...
475
00:33:10,781 --> 00:33:12,866
I wasn't really happy,
as a person.
476
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,244
I wasn't happy with myself,
477
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:21,208
and what kept me going was the
idea that I could be a different person.
478
00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:31,510
If I worked really hard, or if I
biked harder, or if I made it,
479
00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:34,680
that I could change my life.
480
00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:36,932
And so, that's
what kept me going on.
481
00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:48,777
I've got thermal burns and I'm disobeying
the doctor's orders, Shred America.
482
00:33:49,987 --> 00:33:54,199
I could see James transforming
into something greater.
483
00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:56,368
He not only had something to
prove to the team,
484
00:33:56,452 --> 00:33:59,580
but he also had something to
prove, I think to himself.
485
00:34:00,164 --> 00:34:02,249
That he could do this trip.
486
00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:07,504
That as long as he was still
breathing that he would keep fighting.
487
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:21,351
No bicycles or motorcycles
allowed.
488
00:34:24,772 --> 00:34:26,774
This is bullshit.
This is America.
489
00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:29,234
When we first got into Ohio,
490
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,945
we rode in on Route 30 and
shortly after that,
491
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,989
the cops kept
stopping us and stopping us...
492
00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:34,907
How you doing?
493
00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:36,033
And harassing us.
494
00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:40,370
Just got a call that there's kids
out on bikes and skateboards
495
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,039
and stuff out on the road.
496
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,666
- Yeah, officer.
- - I need to stop and check on you.
497
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:50,089
It turns out, some truckers aren't
very happy about our little road trip here
498
00:34:50,839 --> 00:34:55,385
and they don't like us skating
near the road,
499
00:34:55,469 --> 00:34:58,972
on the shoulder and they've been
trying to cause some trouble for us.
500
00:34:59,056 --> 00:35:00,641
But there's
so many rocks on the shoulder
501
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:03,227
and it's hard to cruise through
it and sometimes,
502
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,895
you gotta go out
onto the streets,
503
00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:06,980
or else you're gonna waste so
much energy and, like,
504
00:35:07,064 --> 00:35:10,776
you need all the energy you can
like salvage.
505
00:35:10,859 --> 00:35:15,072
This section's illegal here, once you got
past 57 there, it's illegal, because it's...
506
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,240
Well, that... that...
507
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,991
Yeah, those are open-access
roadways.
508
00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:20,619
Once you get here, it's a closed
access road, so it's illegal.
509
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:27,042
How come four guys cannot ride
from one place to another
510
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,419
whenever they wanna ride?
511
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,880
Like, it's crazy.
512
00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:35,592
You gotta stay off
the major roadways.
513
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,179
And this action by the police,
514
00:35:39,263 --> 00:35:42,099
it actually threw us on the
back roads for the first time.
515
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:06,957
Now, we are gonna go
use the washroom,
516
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:10,377
and find out if anyone here in
the beautiful town of Lima, Ohio,
517
00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:12,045
will give us a place to stay.
518
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,008
Hopefully, I'll meet someone in
the washroom
519
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:20,012
and they'll be like, "Yo, man.
I'll let you stay in my place, yo."
520
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:25,267
Hope someone comes in here and if I ask
them if I can stay and they should say yes.
521
00:36:25,893 --> 00:36:29,646
So, I go into this department store
and I see a guy in the bathroom
522
00:36:29,730 --> 00:36:30,814
and he's about to take a dump.
523
00:36:30,898 --> 00:36:33,567
I know that you've gotta use the
washroom now, but really quick,
524
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,237
me and my buddies were skateboarding across
the U.S. and we need a place to crash.
525
00:36:37,321 --> 00:36:40,616
Do you think you know anyone that would
let us crash at their place for tonight?
526
00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,993
Especially, since it's like a
college town?
527
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,703
We don't need
like... we don't need like...
528
00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,663
We could sleep on the floor,
it doesn't matter.
529
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:50,167
We have two bikes we have to take
care of, put them somewhere, but that's it.
530
00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:53,754
Do you have like any
buddies? Just for a night?
531
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,173
Man, I don't know because we're
moving off tonight.
532
00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,175
We're moving our stuff out of
our place tonight.
533
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,928
- If you want, we could like exchange numbers.
- All right, cool.
534
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,307
- Three four zero.
- Three four zero.
535
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,433
Two seven.
536
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:13,774
I think we're gonna find a
place to stay tonight.
537
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,782
I wear real skimpy underwear
in the summer.
538
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,618
You're on your own, dude.
539
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:32,167
In the beginning of the trip, Arthur and I
always told everybody we'd be couch surfing,
540
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:36,421
staying in people's backyards and the
beginning of the trip we weren't doing that.
541
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:40,550
Around Lima was when we started
feeling good to ask somebody.
542
00:37:40,634 --> 00:37:43,011
No man, thanks for
letting us stay in your dorm.
543
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:44,096
It's cool with me.
544
00:37:44,179 --> 00:37:45,597
I didn't fear much for my
safety.
545
00:37:45,681 --> 00:37:48,225
They were very even
tempered, very cool guys,
546
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:52,229
but I was very surprised by the
culture though cause I didn't expect it.
547
00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,647
Oh, man.
548
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,148
Why would you try that, bro?
549
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:58,151
So, I was sitting there, high
off of chewing tobacco.
550
00:37:58,235 --> 00:37:59,861
Never again.
551
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:05,575
The Lima boys hold a very
special place in my heart,
552
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:10,831
mainly because they gave us a
place to party.
553
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:14,584
And it's not the kind of partying that
you would like think of back home,
554
00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:18,797
it was more like a hangout
session with cigarettes.
555
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,466
Just going crazy,
right there, baby.
556
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,719
I thought the Lima kids were
pretty cool.
557
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:27,055
I mean, they definitely were
like country boys compared to us,
558
00:38:27,139 --> 00:38:28,640
and they had their ways.
559
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:31,935
Somebody's going to stop me Saturday.
I would punch Gary straight in his face.
560
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:35,480
The only thing on my mind when
we stopped was basically food,
561
00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:38,817
and sleep and I was
tired and exhausted
562
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:42,571
and so I closed my
eyes, and fell asleep.
563
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,115
Hey, Steven, take his shirt off.
564
00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:48,410
I thought you were going ahead.
What do you wanna do to him?
565
00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:53,915
This is too funny.
566
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:04,968
Oh, yeah.
567
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,597
Oh my God.
568
00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:11,516
It's awesome, bro.
569
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:13,769
Right on your...
570
00:39:15,312 --> 00:39:17,564
That's like a really good
flower, who's the art major here?
571
00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,150
What the fuck?
572
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:24,821
Dave drew the flower. Steve
drew your unfortunate sun.
573
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,239
And then he kissed your neck.
574
00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:29,618
That's cool, I guess.
We're friends.
575
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:31,703
Woke up with a chub,
I wondered why.
576
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:37,793
This is probably like the best night we've
had throughout the whole fucking trip.
577
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:38,919
Touché.
578
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:42,964
We're all gonna wake up and
something bad happens to us.
579
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:56,812
All right, today we're gonna be
going all the way to Columbus, Ohio.
580
00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,064
It's about 60 miles from
where we are right now.
581
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,316
And we're gonna do that today.
582
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,529
Get into James's aunt's house
and spend two days there
583
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,657
and partying and having a good
time in Columbus.
584
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:11,868
Hopefully we won't
have any tornadoes.
585
00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:12,786
No.
586
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:24,714
It's turning, like, blue.
587
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,133
What do you mean turning
like blue?
588
00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:30,720
It's turning blue, why?
589
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,931
- Just here.
- There's water inside there, or what?
590
00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,808
Yeah, I think it's Gatorade.
591
00:40:37,018 --> 00:40:39,479
It's got electrolytes in there.
592
00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:42,941
Don't pop all of them though. She
said you get sick if you pop all of them.
593
00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:02,878
That's the reason we stopped.
594
00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:07,924
Why can't anything just,
fucking, stay right?
595
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,138
Taking off my bandages.
596
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:18,518
Oh my God!
It was taped to my burn.
597
00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,979
And it's looking pretty good.
598
00:41:33,033 --> 00:41:33,867
Looks good.
599
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:39,331
It's fucking up, dude.
Even in six now.
600
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:08,693
At least the tires fixed, now our only
little problem is the gears on the bike.
601
00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:13,949
We gotta walk this thing to Columbus,
Ohio, and possibly get new bikes.
602
00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,326
This is not good.
This is holding us back.
603
00:42:18,078 --> 00:42:20,497
We've been having more bike
issues than skateboard issues,
604
00:42:20,580 --> 00:42:21,748
which is kinda surprising.
605
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,167
Shred America.
606
00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:28,338
Mike and I, we came to
the decision
607
00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,799
that these old bikes, they were
too much trouble.
608
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:36,680
And it just so happened that James'
uncle, Sean, he lived in Columbus.
609
00:42:36,763 --> 00:42:38,974
Now we're gonna load
the stuff up.
610
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:40,475
Yeah, we'll load the stuff up.
611
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:44,729
Family being family,
they cared a lot.
612
00:42:44,813 --> 00:42:47,232
This is the best I could do on
directions, but you know.
613
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,858
- Okay, cool.
- So, you...
614
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:50,902
I think they were a
little bit intrigued
615
00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:55,240
by the prospect of hosting such
an interesting project.
616
00:42:56,992 --> 00:43:00,996
I guess leave the camera bags
here and I'll bring an extra tape.
617
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:04,833
The bikes that Mike and
Arthur had given us,
618
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,335
you could
tell that they were used.
619
00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:09,963
It's all broke.
620
00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:14,551
Probably have to take this one
in, this could take a little while.
621
00:43:14,676 --> 00:43:18,138
We didn't have problems with the
skateboards, we had problems with the bikes.
622
00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:21,224
And I sort of just wanted the
problem to go away
623
00:43:21,308 --> 00:43:25,395
and the quickest way to resolve
that problem was to buy new bikes.
624
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:29,316
If I put it on seven, like, I'll
seriously, like, destroy the road.
625
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:32,986
Knowing that the
mountains were coming up
626
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:35,530
and we were gonna hit steep
glades, Sean bought us helmets.
627
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:40,869
And he was also nice enough to
make his house our home base
628
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,079
so that
we can prep for the hills ahead.
629
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:58,803
Columbus was a great opportunity
for us to relax, recuperate,
630
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:02,182
we had to take care of the media
and our equipment.
631
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:03,600
All right, let's go, pack up.
632
00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,560
I think we over packed
for the trip,
633
00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:08,480
we had too much stuff
in the carts
634
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,524
and just too many things that we
really didn't need.
635
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:18,948
Whatever was excess weight,
whatever was extra weight,
636
00:44:19,032 --> 00:44:21,951
whatever we deemed unnecessary,
we tossed it.
637
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:29,084
So, the most important thing at that
point was preparation for the mountains
638
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,378
because we didn't
know what to expect.
639
00:44:41,471 --> 00:44:45,767
It sucks man because the shoes
are just really, really messed up, so.
640
00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:49,521
I only brought one pair of shoes,
Mike only brought one pair of shoes.
641
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:50,939
We figured that's
all we would need,
642
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:55,443
but we didn't really expect that we
would be braking with our feet, so.
643
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,196
It's just a bunch of hill bombs.
644
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:02,158
Even putting your foot down and
kind of creating that friction,
645
00:45:02,242 --> 00:45:05,912
even that sometimes won't stop
you if the hill's too steep.
646
00:45:06,663 --> 00:45:09,290
Not only that, but the hills
keep getting bigger and bigger.
647
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:13,128
So, we're dealing
with that right now,
648
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:19,300
but there's just more and
more hills to come,
649
00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:21,761
so it's just something we gotta
deal with, you know?
650
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,263
You gotta go?
651
00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,808
All right man, yeah, I'll talk
to you later. Peace, later.
652
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,288
- I would not hill bomb on that.
- - Maybe I would.
653
00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,957
-
I would never.
- You wouldn't hill bomb going down?
654
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:55,253
No fucking way, no.
Look how fucking big that is.
655
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,630
Oh my god, holy shit.
656
00:45:57,714 --> 00:45:59,799
You gotta be kidding me, man.
657
00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,178
That's kinda funny, how you
were like, look at that...
658
00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:06,181
Not only do we have to climb, we're
gonna have to bomb that on the other side,
659
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:09,309
- then there's gonna be more...
- You guys should probably brake, going down.
660
00:46:09,392 --> 00:46:12,645
If you don't trust your
skateboard, you are gonna fall
661
00:46:12,729 --> 00:46:15,940
and a small, little jerk
in your board happens,
662
00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:19,611
you're just gonna start going
out of control and just fall.
663
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:21,237
Woooh!
664
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,616
- You're gonna go on 153?
- Yeah.
665
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,993
You're gonna get into
some more hills.
666
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:30,455
Yeah, is there any way
around that, yeah?
667
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:32,540
We should write this
down, maybe.
668
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:33,458
Ah-ha.
669
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,506
So, it's not on here.
670
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:44,052
Well, there it is,
right through here,
671
00:46:44,761 --> 00:46:46,971
- Yeah.
- You're gonna have some pretty good ones.
672
00:46:47,055 --> 00:46:48,014
And right after that?
673
00:46:48,097 --> 00:46:50,225
After that, you're in
pretty good shape.
674
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,893
Pretty good shape? Nice.
675
00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:55,605
Not bad, we could handle a couple of
hills, we handled them this far, you know?
676
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:56,523
Well, yeah.
677
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,775
So, hopefully we'll
be all right.
678
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,318
Fuck!
679
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:11,079
It was a pretty steep hill bomb,
680
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,998
and I remember holding onto
James' cart
681
00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:17,293
cause I knew it
wouldn't go so well with me.
682
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:22,131
Arthur felt like a daredevil
and he rode it down.
683
00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:23,925
We heard a scream in the
distance from Arthur
684
00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:26,553
and then when he approached us
he was just bloody.
685
00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,597
I wasn't expecting to fall,
686
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:34,978
I was going really fast and I
got speed wobbles and I ate it.
687
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:39,524
I felt the wobbles coming on at first, and
I decided just I could push through them,
688
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:40,567
and I couldn't.
689
00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:45,572
I went run, run, run, roll.
690
00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:48,741
And I just rolled maybe, like,
five or six times.
691
00:47:49,242 --> 00:47:50,743
Yeah, I just moved.
692
00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:53,079
That was pretty scary for me.
693
00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:59,419
I'm lucky that I didn't get hit by a car,
or didn't hit my head or anything like that.
694
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:05,842
I knew that if Arthur was
injured, if things went poorly...
695
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,260
Doctor Lagen.
696
00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:11,514
That it would really
be game over.
697
00:48:11,598 --> 00:48:14,142
You gotta clean it. You gotta
clean it, I don't want infections.
698
00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,853
All right, there's that. Now,
let's clean up your hands.
699
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:18,563
Yeah, I'm just gonna do it.
700
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:22,066
And I actually see how this
looks, ah!
701
00:48:24,277 --> 00:48:25,820
There's so many cuts.
702
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,322
God damn.
703
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:36,831
Oh God! This hurts so much.
I got so lucky, man.
704
00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:40,585
- This is going to hurt. All right?
- Cool.
705
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:45,757
Let's carry on
guys, let's carry on.
706
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:51,596
That's the point when I realized
that, if the injury were any worse,
707
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:55,266
then it could have stopped me
from completing the trip.
708
00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:00,647
I want to continue on.
709
00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:04,943
And I want to grab onto one of your
carts when we're going down a steep hill.
710
00:49:06,069 --> 00:49:07,737
That was really not cool.
711
00:49:15,370 --> 00:49:19,499
After I fell, I was so beat down. I was
so tired. I didn't wanna go anywhere.
712
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,460
And this guy
pulls up in a pickup truck,
713
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:27,548
rolls his window down, looks at us and
he says, "Hey guys, my name is John."
714
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:30,134
He's like, you're not gonna
be able to make it in the dark.
715
00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:31,552
I'll see you guys three
miles up.
716
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:35,390
By the time that we got to his
house, they had all the food just set up.
717
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:38,142
They had hot dogs and
refreshments for us,
718
00:49:38,226 --> 00:49:40,061
and the guy took us in like we
were his own kids.
719
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,731
- Thank you so much for the food.
- You're welcome.
720
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:46,067
It's like a buffet
right here. It's awesome.
721
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,485
There's plates under here.
722
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:51,739
It's so good.
723
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:57,078
You guys have come way south of
Chicago, believe it or not.
724
00:49:58,037 --> 00:50:01,666
I was trying to figure out why
you came so far south of Chicago.
725
00:50:01,749 --> 00:50:03,751
It's cause we wanted
to go to Columbus.
726
00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:06,337
- You wanted to see Columbus?
- Yeah.
727
00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:08,297
Yeah, I was kind of
curious about that.
728
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:12,760
We we're looking for the easiest way.
So, there's not the most massive hills.
729
00:50:12,844 --> 00:50:15,555
You're not gonna get across
Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania is hills.
730
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:16,514
Yeah.
731
00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:18,683
So, you guys have
to head out of Chicago,
732
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,977
I thought you would
stay up here on 80,
733
00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:25,565
take some back roads along 80,
cause 80 goes right into New York City.
734
00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,151
- There's Interstate 80.
- Yeah, yeah.
735
00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,445
But you dropped way south,
736
00:50:32,572 --> 00:50:34,741
see you dropped this far south.
737
00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:47,420
Wanna bust out and make it as
far as we can before dark time?
738
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,213
Well it's really, I
mean it's your call.
739
00:50:49,297 --> 00:50:51,507
He said there's a lot of
truckers that go by.
740
00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,760
And semi's aren't cool.
741
00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,762
- Not at all.
- At least to get hit by.
742
00:50:55,845 --> 00:50:58,973
We're gonna be walking
the whole thing.
743
00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,809
Like hill bombing it's gonna
be...
744
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:05,396
I got a little fire picked out behind the
house if you guys wanna camp there tonight.
745
00:51:06,189 --> 00:51:07,815
You guys feel like camping?
746
00:51:07,899 --> 00:51:10,234
- I'm down for whatever.
- That would be nice.
747
00:51:10,318 --> 00:51:14,405
It'll be a nice safe place for you to spend the
night. Get up in the morning, you'll be fresh.
748
00:51:14,489 --> 00:51:15,406
Trek it yeah.
749
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:18,367
It would be daylight, wouldn't have
to worry about these semis hitting you.
750
00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:19,285
Yeah.
751
00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:22,455
Come on, I'll show you.
752
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,372
Okay.
753
00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:27,543
No one wanted to get up and
leave, and you know,
754
00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:30,296
we all decided to stay and I
think that was the right choice.
755
00:51:42,141 --> 00:51:44,435
Screw that, I'm sleeping
in the tent.
756
00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,951
It's straight, dude.
757
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:03,454
- I'll take some.
- Sure.
758
00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:09,001
Here you go, Mike.
759
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:13,840
Wouldn't it be cool if we came
across a watermelon field?
760
00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,899
That is Mike and Arthur,
excellent adventure.
761
00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,991
That's Mike, I'm Arthur,
we're skateboarding.
762
00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:42,493
Oh, handsome, yeah.
763
00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:43,411
Yeah.
764
00:52:44,579 --> 00:52:47,540
We're in a bunch of newspapers,
and the media's covering this whole trip.
765
00:52:47,623 --> 00:52:50,668
Front page, Daily Herald
today, front page...
766
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:53,421
I did not expect
to get this big.
767
00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:58,926
They're like
"Please, do us first."
768
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:02,597
Photographer's gonna come and
shoot some pics of us.
769
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,432
We're gonna have an
interview with
CNN.
770
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,684
We wanna do
Good Morning
America first.
771
00:53:06,767 --> 00:53:08,269
Oh, my God.
772
00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:11,189
We wanna get you on the show
when you come back to Chicago.
773
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:18,112
I've found a couple guys you need to know.
Hey, what's going on, buddy?
774
00:53:18,196 --> 00:53:19,280
Hey, how are you?
775
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:22,158
Buddy, I'm doing well! I wanna
talk about this skateboard adventure.
776
00:53:22,283 --> 00:53:23,451
Oh yeah, sure.
777
00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,494
They would just be on
the phone a lot more,
778
00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:28,247
because they wanted to secure us
for a, you know,
779
00:53:28,331 --> 00:53:30,541
a TV slot time, or an interview.
780
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,502
When the New York
Post article came out...
781
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:39,800
hat's the
New York Post from a
couple of days ago.
782
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,553
If you have time to stop by a
store or something like that,
783
00:53:42,637 --> 00:53:44,180
check out
he
New York Post, on page 15.
784
00:53:44,305 --> 00:53:47,767
Hat's the
New York Post from a couple
of days ago. That's Mike, that's me.
785
00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,894
- That's pretty amazing.
- That's the
New York Post.
786
00:53:49,977 --> 00:53:52,647
- That's a great deal.
- It was just featuring Mike and Arthur.
787
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,815
Well, I guess you're
famous then, right?
788
00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:55,816
Yeah, we're famous.
789
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:59,278
Even though it's about
all four of us.
790
00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:04,283
And I remember going to the gas station and like
picking up the paper and reading the article,
791
00:54:04,367 --> 00:54:06,410
you know, big smiles on mine and
Arthur's face,
792
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:10,748
and then James and Tony are looking for their
name in the article and they can't find it.
793
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,461
I felt like I was putting an equal
effort to the rest of the guys.
794
00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:19,966
And so was Tony, and we
weren't being recognized for it.
795
00:54:21,342 --> 00:54:26,973
When James and Tony became upset over
not being in his big New York Post
article,
796
00:54:27,056 --> 00:54:30,309
Mike and I just had to make sure
to tell the media from then on out
797
00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:32,937
that they were an important part
of the trip.
798
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:34,480
They were an integral
part of the trip,
799
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:37,984
and that their names needed to
be included in future articles.
800
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:44,991
- Nothing?
- Yeah, pizza place.
801
00:54:45,074 --> 00:54:47,243
It's open. The lobby
is open until 10.
802
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:52,248
- While we're out of Ohio in like five steps.
- Oh, really? Where at?
803
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,125
We're just jumping around
the place we're in.
804
00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:58,504
We did like over 450 miles.
805
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:03,175
And we've got another 400 to go,
so fucking cool, man.
806
00:55:08,848 --> 00:55:14,478
As we went through Ohio and West
Virginia, and finally got to Pennsylvania,
807
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:17,815
the one thing I noticed is
that, we felt stronger as a team.
808
00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:23,821
This is pretty bad because he's
a spooner too.
809
00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:28,743
Here we go, he's a spooner.
Get the fuck outta here.
810
00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:33,873
It was so important for
us to just keep going,
811
00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,292
keep getting to the states and
having these new experiences,
812
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:39,295
because it brought
us together closer as a team.
813
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:43,007
And at the end of the day,
that's what it's all about.
814
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:45,217
Man, like all the good
parts are ruined.
815
00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:48,012
Why don't you fucking
take a dump?
816
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:51,182
It's not that, it's like the side
of anus hurt for some reason.
817
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:55,394
That's probably why you were complaining
yesterday about the fucking hound dog.
818
00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:57,480
- It's prairie dog.
- Prairie dog.
819
00:55:59,106 --> 00:55:59,940
What do I do?
820
00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:02,943
Fucking cream, ass cream.
821
00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,320
Damn.
822
00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:07,990
Yeah, you just need,
rash, it's probably a rash.
823
00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:12,495
All right bitches, we got five
hours of sunlight,
824
00:56:12,578 --> 00:56:14,538
let's roll from this biatch.
825
00:58:02,146 --> 00:58:03,230
Where are we, Tony?
826
00:58:05,274 --> 00:58:06,192
I don't even know.
827
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:08,527
Pennsylvania on mountains.
828
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,197
Going up and down,
it's pretty fun.
829
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:15,743
It's all about peace, man,
American freedom, baby.
830
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:25,252
Yeah, angry people beeping, we
get that a lot in here.
831
00:58:26,212 --> 00:58:29,632
The Appalachian Mountains, they
were a series of hills.
832
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:34,720
Each hill leads to a bigger hill,
and a bigger hill, and a bigger hill,
833
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:37,848
and by some point, you realize,
you're in a mountain chain.
834
00:58:38,516 --> 00:58:40,434
That's where we were yesterday.
835
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:43,979
God damn.
836
00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:48,609
These giant Behemoths,
they were just everywhere.
837
00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,750
How big they were, blew me away.
838
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:15,427
This was the part where we're
hitting the heart of the Appalachians,
839
00:59:15,511 --> 00:59:18,264
the Alleghenies
and the tough part of our trip.
840
00:59:24,103 --> 00:59:28,607
I'm fucking so tired, dude. My
whole body's sore, man.
841
00:59:29,358 --> 00:59:32,194
It's only been three weeks, and
it feels like fucking three years.
842
00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:33,487
Oh man.
843
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:38,033
But that's how it is dude, you never like really
think about shit until it's already ended.
844
00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:38,951
Yeah.
845
00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:03,517
I was very annoyed with the mountains,
because it was a constant struggle with them.
846
01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:06,437
We had to walk up the mountains
because we couldn't skate up them.
847
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:11,108
And we had to push the carts up the
mountain, because they were too heavy.
848
01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:14,945
Pushing the carts was like
pushing a box.
849
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:17,698
There were the... the wheels didn't
help. It was just pushing weight.
850
01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:23,787
We had the assistance of Mike or Arthur
helping us push the bike, and the bike cart up.
851
01:00:30,753 --> 01:00:34,340
It was a drawback. You'd look at it
and go, damn, we have to do another hill?
852
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:37,384
I was going up the mountain.
853
01:00:37,468 --> 01:00:38,302
How was it?
854
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:40,929
Nice, tough hill,
it's a tough hill.
855
01:00:41,013 --> 01:00:43,390
And the locals, almost
every single time,
856
01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:46,977
they would tell us that there
was an even bigger hill up ahead.
857
01:00:47,061 --> 01:00:48,395
So how high are we right now?
858
01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:57,488
So, there's a bigger hill, fuck.
859
01:01:00,741 --> 01:01:02,451
Because that was a
pretty big hill.
860
01:01:02,534 --> 01:01:06,246
And this kind of shit
went on for days.
861
01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:15,255
Ten miles away and
it's all uphill.
862
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:19,093
Yeah, so at least we can
break our 30 for the day.
863
01:01:20,052 --> 01:01:20,886
Yeah, right.
864
01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,180
Cause we did like just
ten yesterday.
865
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:24,932
As long as there's
not like uphill.
866
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:25,933
Oh yeah.
867
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,854
My legs are fucking shot.
868
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,613
We just walked up
a three-mile hill.
869
01:01:41,615 --> 01:01:43,492
Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania.
870
01:01:45,077 --> 01:01:47,329
And I have to tell you,
871
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,833
it was probably just as bad
as you think it would be.
872
01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:56,130
Three mile uphill at an elevation
maybe 3,000 feet, maybe 2,000 feet.
873
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:00,050
And it's 8 o'clock.
874
01:02:00,134 --> 01:02:02,761
Really? There they are.
875
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,390
Yo guys, we should
probably camp.
876
01:02:09,101 --> 01:02:09,977
It's getting dark.
877
01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:15,232
Is there a car coming?
878
01:02:16,608 --> 01:02:17,443
Yeah, okay.
879
01:02:24,825 --> 01:02:26,410
25 miles today.
880
01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:29,747
A few massive hills.
881
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:33,500
We're gonna come
off the road here and make camp.
882
01:02:33,584 --> 01:02:36,587
Hopefully, we'll have a safe
place to stay,
883
01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:40,132
start a little bit of fire, and
if any storms pass through,
884
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:45,554
the trees will give us a little
bit of shelter from the weather.
885
01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:48,265
Hopefully, we'll be all right.
886
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:55,272
They said that there isn't anything for another
26-miles, that one guy said that we met.
887
01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:58,275
Dude, we're in the motherfucking
woods, dude. We're in the woods, man.
888
01:02:58,358 --> 01:03:01,195
Yeah, we're in bear home. I
can't wait to get back to civilization
889
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:03,030
to sleep in a fucking bed, man.
890
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:04,239
Oh my God!
891
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:07,868
I've never been camping in
my life before this, dude, never.
892
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:10,662
Camping, man.
893
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,583
We can't make a fire
there though.
894
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:15,501
Why?
895
01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:18,754
Cause like embers and shit,
and all that is dry wood.
896
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:19,755
Where?
897
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:23,008
Everywhere, look at that
shit right there.
898
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:25,385
Let's all get some rocks and
make a really good pit.
899
01:03:25,469 --> 01:03:27,137
But embers fly up.
900
01:03:28,055 --> 01:03:31,433
Yeah, let's do it really quick
before it gets dark.
901
01:03:33,185 --> 01:03:35,479
And there's not really
a lot of trees here.
902
01:03:35,562 --> 01:03:37,481
I don't know. It doesn't
matter, I guess.
903
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,441
I just think we better
do it by the canopy.
904
01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:41,610
Okay.
905
01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:45,113
Well yeah, we can
leave this here.
906
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:50,327
Once we were in the mountains, and we
did something that we called wild camping.
907
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:55,582
You didn't necessarily feel safe because
you didn't really know what was out there.
908
01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:00,879
Oh nice, and it's flat
ground here too.
909
01:04:00,963 --> 01:04:04,216
Yeah, we'll probably put
it there actually.
910
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:08,971
I'm like, "Yeah, mom, we're gonna put
all of the food and put it on the trees."
911
01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:11,139
Bears can
climb trees. Oh, yeah.
912
01:04:11,223 --> 01:04:14,768
Yeah, but that's the point, so that
it's the distraction, and we get away.
913
01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:18,105
No, it's like it's supposed to hang
from a branch, but we'll put it in a tree,
914
01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:20,023
and if they wanna take
it, then let them take it.
915
01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:22,943
That's some hardcore shit.
916
01:04:26,655 --> 01:04:28,949
No, there's a few
rocks right here.
917
01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:32,995
No, I know. We'll find some.
918
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,042
Why?
919
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,255
Yeah, dude, but if you start a
fire, then you won't get bit up.
920
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:58,186
This is fucking crazy.
921
01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:04,234
Put that in the fire because a bear's gonna
smell it. On
Man versus Wild it said...
922
01:05:04,902 --> 01:05:07,696
- You burn everything?
- You're supposed to burn it, yeah.
923
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:11,158
Like when he eats animals
and shit, he burns the rest.
924
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,787
All right guys, I'm
going to bed.
925
01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:16,705
All right.
926
01:05:16,788 --> 01:05:18,248
- Peace out.
- See you later Tony.
927
01:05:18,332 --> 01:05:19,458
I'll see you guys.
928
01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,876
It's only 10:40.
929
01:05:20,959 --> 01:05:24,421
Yeah, I'm getting to bed as well.
Here's the rest of the peanut butter.
930
01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:26,006
Just sit man.
931
01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:27,466
Nah dude, I'm chill.
932
01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:28,759
Yeah, you're chill.
933
01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:32,763
- I wanna just sleep.
- Aw, man, I think I burned my skin.
934
01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:34,556
- Hm?
- Nothing.
935
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:36,808
Here, take it off with a knife.
936
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:41,146
All right, Tony, no more fire.
937
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,356
Okay.
938
01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:44,608
No more wood in the fire.
939
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,401
All right, good night, dude.
940
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:49,237
All right, what are
we burning here?
941
01:06:04,795 --> 01:06:09,257
Shit, guys, it's fucking
raining inside the tent.
942
01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:11,176
Get everything in the
middle. Tony, wake up.
943
01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:13,303
My fucking sleeping
bag's all wet.
944
01:06:13,387 --> 01:06:14,262
The camera...
945
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:18,100
I don't care about anything
else, put everything in the middle.
946
01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:20,018
Everything's inside the tent?
947
01:06:20,102 --> 01:06:21,436
I don't think so.
948
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,188
- Tony, get the...
- Fuck, fuck!
949
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,815
It's so, ah...
950
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:27,067
That's why I fucking
hate camping, man.
951
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,903
Oh, fucking water
all over the tent.
952
01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:41,123
We survived the night even
though it was like, fuck, don't flood.
953
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,292
That was some good rain though.
954
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:49,589
Ah, god dammit, what the fuck?
955
01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:50,966
Oh, dude.
956
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,676
Ah, what?
957
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:56,972
Ember fucking felt like it,
burned the shit out of me.
958
01:06:57,097 --> 01:07:01,101
It just stuck to my foot and it
was just like, "Ah."
959
01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:03,186
And it
wouldn't come off, you know?
960
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,536
It's 9 o'clock exactly.
961
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:24,374
Four more miles, we'll
get there by like...
962
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:25,292
10:30.
963
01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:26,835
Probably ten.
964
01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:30,380
It was always difficult to sort
of estimate the time
965
01:07:30,464 --> 01:07:32,799
needed to travel from one point
to the next.
966
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:36,762
And most of the time, our
estimates were always off.
967
01:07:56,281 --> 01:08:00,911
I wonder how far we are. We're
probably still like 20 miles, right?
968
01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:01,870
Yeah.
969
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:11,213
My thoughts on night riding was
it was the stupidest thing we did.
970
01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:18,386
The only real positive thing
about night riding
971
01:08:18,470 --> 01:08:21,223
was that you're out of the heat,
but, I mean,
972
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,141
besides that, there were
a lot of negatives.
973
01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:34,528
What do you think, right there?
And then it reflects off his helmet.
974
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,866
You didn't see anything besides
the person next to you,
975
01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:43,078
and then when we'd get to towns,
they were just like ghost towns.
976
01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,496
There was nobody out there.
977
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:57,300
Where are you?
978
01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:03,140
Stay right there.
979
01:09:19,156 --> 01:09:21,575
Never had anything like
this before, dude.
980
01:09:23,368 --> 01:09:27,414
James supposedly, he said he
saw it and it's fucking, it's just...
981
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:29,457
- Sprained.
- It's just gone.
982
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:30,917
It might be a cramp
cause cramps...
983
01:09:31,001 --> 01:09:32,836
It's a hardcore pain,
dude, like...
984
01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:34,671
Cause cramps sometimes can kill.
985
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:38,049
This is talking about like a razor
blade slitting my fucking back open,
986
01:09:38,133 --> 01:09:39,759
and then ripping out tendons.
987
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:42,429
Like, I mean, usually I can take
pain, you know, skateboarding.
988
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,306
This fucking hurts dude.
989
01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:47,142
Like I wouldn't have just
screamed out in pain over that.
990
01:09:47,267 --> 01:09:50,103
When we get back man, cold,
we're gonna get an ice pack
991
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:52,022
and put it on your
shoulder, that'll help.
992
01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:52,981
You want some...
993
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:03,992
There was like small injuries
riding at night.
994
01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:07,537
Like I remember
I fell and then hurt my knee,
995
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:11,458
and Tony like popped his
shoulder when he was riding,
996
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:14,502
so he fucking had enough of it
too, at night.
997
01:10:14,586 --> 01:10:16,421
Making mileage is great, but...
998
01:10:17,214 --> 01:10:20,008
Fucking it's 8 o'clock so you
stop, you know what I mean?
999
01:10:22,636 --> 01:10:23,470
Right, cause it's...
1000
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,639
Keep going, cause ten more
fucking miles because...
1001
01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:30,185
The only reason why you ate shit was
cause you couldn't see in front of you.
1002
01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:33,438
Cause you can't see in front of
you going downhill,
1003
01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:36,983
what the fuck are we gonna see going uphill
or, even worse, when it gets steeper.
1004
01:10:37,067 --> 01:10:40,487
The whole team had been hurt in
some way,
1005
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:45,283
and I guess this was just my turn to
like feel the wrath of Shred America.
1006
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:48,703
Let's chill for, like,
ten minutes, and then we'll go.
1007
01:10:48,787 --> 01:10:49,829
- All right.
- Yeah.
1008
01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:52,165
Do some stretching, fucking...
All right.
1009
01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,750
Whatever you need to.
1010
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,503
I mean, it's five
miles, we could fucking do it.
1011
01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:57,629
We've got it, yeah.
1012
01:10:57,712 --> 01:10:59,506
You take one
of the skateboards...
1013
01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,424
Oh, that hurt, dude.
1014
01:11:06,638 --> 01:11:08,056
Okay, let's giddy-up.
1015
01:11:08,723 --> 01:11:10,767
All right, we're gonna
walk this bitch then.
1016
01:11:11,685 --> 01:11:15,188
I jumped on a skateboard and I
started skating,
1017
01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:17,107
and they kinda
took the load off of me
1018
01:11:17,190 --> 01:11:19,651
and we got closer to our
destination and our goal.
1019
01:11:19,734 --> 01:11:21,486
Oh, my God!
1020
01:11:42,257 --> 01:11:44,509
I know I'm waking you up,
probably, you're sleeping, right?
1021
01:11:46,428 --> 01:11:49,222
Okay, I was in the washroom
1022
01:11:49,306 --> 01:11:52,392
and I've kinda been
feeling this pain in my butt.
1023
01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:55,854
I starting butt pain like three
days ago, and then after that.
1024
01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:59,482
No not two years ago,
three days ago.
1025
01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,235
Yeah, yeah, oh it hurts
all the time.
1026
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:04,237
But then I kinda looked
into the mirror
1027
01:12:04,321 --> 01:12:09,034
and I touch the area surrounding
my anus, and it's kinda swollen.
1028
01:12:09,117 --> 01:12:12,495
You think I have
like... like a virus on my anus?
1029
01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:16,291
I mean, I'm not that nervous about it, I'm
just kind of weird that my... it's swollen.
1030
01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,084
It's a swollen anus.
1031
01:12:18,168 --> 01:12:19,961
Well, everyone else didn't get a
swollen anus.
1032
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:21,671
It's disgusting.
1033
01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:24,299
What do you mean? Yeah, I can
go to the bathroom.
1034
01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:27,093
Well, yeah, it's not closed up.
I don't have like pink eye.
1035
01:12:27,177 --> 01:12:33,141
It's like a good like one fourth
inch popped out.
1036
01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,354
It's so swollen.
1037
01:12:38,938 --> 01:12:42,317
It's not... it's not like, a hemorrhoid
cause a hemorrhoid is like a butt pimple.
1038
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,902
It's just like, a swollen anus.
1039
01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:45,153
I don't know.
1040
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:49,199
All right, I'll be in
touch. Bye.
1041
01:12:50,492 --> 01:12:51,868
Wanna take a look?
1042
01:12:51,951 --> 01:12:54,954
- No.
- - So, it's not an ass rash?
1043
01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:57,457
- No.
- No, it's seriously.
1044
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,209
You should have put cream on it.
1045
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:00,835
- Put that cream on it.
- I don't know.
1046
01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:02,337
- Let me see it.
- Wanna see it?
1047
01:13:02,462 --> 01:13:04,589
- Sure.
- You want me to spread my cheeks?
1048
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:07,592
Yeah. To make sure you're
okay and you don't fucking...
1049
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,803
That's bad man, why
wouldn't you just...
1050
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,763
Can you hold a light
up to the anus?
1051
01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:13,848
And I'll just prod it.
1052
01:13:13,932 --> 01:13:15,225
And don't prod it.
1053
01:13:16,393 --> 01:13:20,105
Here you go Dr. Lagen. It's swollen,
dude. It's like it's hairy down there.
1054
01:13:20,188 --> 01:13:21,648
It's really hairy down there.
1055
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,358
- Okay, do it.
- Look at it.
1056
01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:24,692
Oh, my...
1057
01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:27,779
- Oh, what is that?
- What the fuck, dude?
1058
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,641
We stayed overnight in
Breezewood
1059
01:13:56,724 --> 01:14:01,104
and we walk out the hotel room
and we see this big mountain.
1060
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,689
The biggest mountain
I've ever seen.
1061
01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:12,866
It was like the Shaquille O'Neal
or Andre the Giant of mountains.
1062
01:14:20,457 --> 01:14:25,295
If we can get to Chambersburg, great. If
not, anywhere, 10, 15 miles would be awesome.
1063
01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:28,923
I couldn't get you to
Chambersburg. I wouldn't have time.
1064
01:14:29,841 --> 01:14:31,551
I mean you're hoping somebody
has a trailer?
1065
01:14:31,634 --> 01:14:34,846
We're hoping someone has a
truck, like someone with a pick up.
1066
01:14:34,929 --> 01:14:36,014
Good luck!
1067
01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:40,101
In the end,
we just had to face it.
1068
01:14:40,185 --> 01:14:43,104
There was no getting around
it, besides us doing it ourselves.
1069
01:14:43,188 --> 01:14:44,898
We were not getting any
assistance on this.
1070
01:15:11,758 --> 01:15:13,718
Appalachian Mountains, baby.
1071
01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:17,388
Appalachian Mountains.
1072
01:15:34,948 --> 01:15:38,284
I wouldn't do that if I were you, bro.
You're gonna be shitting for a week.
1073
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:39,410
It's good.
1074
01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:43,331
Better than some of the
water in Ohio.
1075
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:45,416
Yeah, it tastes good.
You wanna try some?
1076
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,709
No.
1077
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:49,128
We're all, like, gonna
puke after this.
1078
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:56,302
- Did you shit?
- Yeah.
1079
01:16:23,329 --> 01:16:24,706
We're like right here.
1080
01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:27,250
I mean we're almost right there.
1081
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:31,045
To me, I thought the mountains
would never end.
1082
01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:35,675
And it was sort
of like mountains, mountains,
1083
01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:37,594
and then all of the sudden,
1084
01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:40,930
Philadelphia.
1085
01:16:50,023 --> 01:16:54,277
Oh my God! Dude,
he backside 3'd into that.
1086
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,738
Tony was super enthused about
Love Park.
1087
01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:59,574
And I remember him just being
like, "Go, Love Park. Yeah."
1088
01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:02,702
Oh, it's like the video.
Oh my God! Dude.
1089
01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:03,786
Oh my God!
1090
01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:08,708
Simply put, Love Park is the
skateboard Mecca of the United States.
1091
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,586
Like, to come across something
that you've seen in skate videos,
1092
01:17:11,711 --> 01:17:17,091
played in skate video
games, to be at that place,
1093
01:17:17,175 --> 01:17:20,845
and even rolling up to it I
started getting goose bumps,
1094
01:17:20,928 --> 01:17:23,806
and then I got to skate it, so
that was also really cool.
1095
01:17:24,641 --> 01:17:26,059
Like just to be on a board,
1096
01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:29,312
it's just a dream for any
skateboarder to be at that place.
1097
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:43,493
You okay?
1098
01:17:43,576 --> 01:17:44,994
Cause you totally.
1099
01:17:46,788 --> 01:17:47,747
You all right?
1100
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:53,044
Soon after it became this skateboard
Mecca, it was stripped away.
1101
01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:55,254
This is the Philadelphia police.
1102
01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:59,884
Leave the area immediately, leave the area
immediately, get out of here, skateboarders.
1103
01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:05,306
Mayor Street thought it was
something that had to be stopped.
1104
01:18:05,932 --> 01:18:10,478
And he spent one million dollars
of public money
1105
01:18:10,561 --> 01:18:15,233
to destroy the use of Love Park
by the skateboarders.
1106
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:21,656
No other subcultures religiously go
to Love Park more than skateboarders.
1107
01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:22,949
And I think skateboarders,
1108
01:18:23,032 --> 01:18:28,246
that's the reason it has even
gotten as much recognition worldwide
1109
01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,997
as it has
is through skateboarding.
1110
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:36,671
Still to this day, it's illegal
to skateboard in Love Park.
1111
01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:41,426
And that's really difficult for
a lot of skateboarders to grasp.
1112
01:18:43,553 --> 01:18:47,890
It's such a historical place.
It was an honor to be there.
1113
01:18:49,434 --> 01:18:52,812
Because we were so close, I mean,
Philadelphia was so close to New York City,
1114
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:55,648
we were like right there.
We wanted to go.
1115
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:09,287
That's the taste of New York only
being 40 miles away. Tastes delicious.
1116
01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:14,584
Hey how's it going? Did you get
a hold of Mike?
1117
01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:16,836
Let me just fill
you in really quick.
1118
01:19:16,919 --> 01:19:20,173
We left really early yesterday,
we got into this like old-school,
1119
01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:22,592
hole-in-the-wall motel off the
side of the road.
1120
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:24,552
This is sweet.
1121
01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:25,470
Look in here...
1122
01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:27,054
Made sure to go to bed early.
1123
01:19:27,138 --> 01:19:29,474
Watched a little bit of
inspirational television.
1124
01:19:29,557 --> 01:19:33,186
We woke up early and we just
started high-tailing it, you know?
1125
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:35,104
We've been high-tailing
it all day.
1126
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:38,149
Yeah, I tell you, these New
Jersey streets, they suck.
1127
01:19:39,025 --> 01:19:40,568
And they suck so much, I mean,
1128
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:44,447
we're trying to like ride through these
rocks and they're just all over the road.
1129
01:19:44,530 --> 01:19:46,991
And even with these big
wheels, it's like, "Ah," you know.
1130
01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:48,493
Just trying to push through it.
1131
01:19:48,576 --> 01:19:50,995
But I'll tell you this,
we're so close,
1132
01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:53,456
and since this morning all the
guys were just like,
1133
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,666
"We just wanna get there.
We just wanna get there."
1134
01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:58,461
And like the one, like,
cherry on top
1135
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:03,299
is that we're scheduled to be on a
bunch of like news networks, right?
1136
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,176
Like we're doing
Good Morning America,
1137
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:07,136
The New York Post
is actually
coming out today.
1138
01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:11,432
They're gonna be taking, like,
pictures of the last few miles.
1139
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:14,769
I mean there's no turning back,
you know?
1140
01:20:14,894 --> 01:20:16,979
It's kind of mind blowing that
it's even happening.
1141
01:20:17,063 --> 01:20:19,982
I don't think any of us were
expecting this.
1142
01:20:20,066 --> 01:20:23,861
But yeah, I mean, that's pretty
much it. So, we're all just so excited.
1143
01:20:23,945 --> 01:20:25,571
Okay, sweet, we can't wait.
1144
01:20:26,906 --> 01:20:28,324
Thank you so much, bye-bye.
1145
01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:31,661
All right, great. Thank you so
much, appreciate it.
1146
01:20:32,662 --> 01:20:33,496
Bye.
1147
01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:34,789
We're gonna be on
Oprah Radio.
1148
01:20:34,872 --> 01:20:36,082
They're really going to do that?
1149
01:20:36,165 --> 01:20:38,125
, no,
Oprah Radio in New York.
1150
01:20:38,209 --> 01:20:40,294
Is she Oprah, with actual Oprah?
1151
01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:45,007
No, no, with Gayle. It's like Oprah owns the
radio station and it's like
Oprah Magazine.
1152
01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:45,925
Oh.
1153
01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:48,553
I heard Tony's gonna be the
front cover of
Oprah Magazine.
1154
01:20:51,180 --> 01:20:54,642
The phone calls, they fueled us,
they captivated us.
1155
01:20:55,810 --> 01:21:00,398
Every time the phone rang, it was like,
who's it gonna be this time, you know?
1156
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:05,653
The end was in sight.
1157
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:08,114
We were all jazzed up and we're
all ready to go.
1158
01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:10,491
I did not care how much I hurt.
1159
01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:12,910
And I just wanted to get there,
like we were that close,
1160
01:21:12,994 --> 01:21:15,288
you could taste it, like, you're
in New Jersey.
1161
01:21:16,122 --> 01:21:19,000
We were all so excited
to be done.
1162
01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:22,503
We're skateboarding down Route 1
1163
01:21:22,587 --> 01:21:25,339
and Route 1 is supposed to take
us straight into New York City
1164
01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:27,925
and that was like the easiest
way to get in.
1165
01:21:30,094 --> 01:21:35,057
But it turned out to be this
complex maze of like speeding cars
1166
01:21:35,141 --> 01:21:36,601
and like no shoulder.
1167
01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:42,398
I felt so uncomfortable that I came
off the road and I started just walking.
1168
01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:46,068
And Mike runs up to me.
1169
01:21:46,736 --> 01:21:48,362
James almost got hit by a car.
1170
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:51,407
I wasn't afraid
of the mountains.
1171
01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:54,785
I wasn't afraid of the heat, or
the burns, or any of that stuff.
1172
01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:56,203
I was afraid of Route 1.
1173
01:21:57,079 --> 01:22:00,249
The only way to get to New York
1174
01:22:00,333 --> 01:22:04,295
is the one that is like allowed
for bikes and skateboard
1175
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,631
or whatever is
on Route 1, right?
1176
01:22:07,465 --> 01:22:11,385
Is there any way to get a police
escort into New...
1177
01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:14,055
You know at least like... cause I
don't see any other way
1178
01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:18,267
and this is probably the most dangerous
road I've been on the entire trip,
1179
01:22:18,351 --> 01:22:20,603
you know. Like, we're gonna be
on
CNN, Good Morning America,
1180
01:22:20,686 --> 01:22:22,021
and all of that
when we get there.
1181
01:22:22,104 --> 01:22:25,191
We just don't feel like dying before, I
mean, we're so close, you know what I mean?
1182
01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:30,029
What do you mean shut it down?
1183
01:22:36,494 --> 01:22:39,914
We just want to get into well, we're
trying to get ultimately to New York.
1184
01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:41,791
I mean I know exactly it's
not that far, but...
1185
01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,460
I can't allow you to
be on Route 1 at all.
1186
01:22:44,543 --> 01:22:45,461
- At all?
- At all.
1187
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:48,005
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, it's illegal to go on a state highway
1188
01:22:48,089 --> 01:22:50,883
with bicycles that are, bicycles
or skateboards.
1189
01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:53,177
- You can't ride on a state highway.
- Oh yeah?
1190
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,429
Yeah, we've been told
that plenty of times.
1191
01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:57,682
- Good luck, I hope you make it out all right.
- Thank you.
1192
01:22:57,765 --> 01:22:59,892
- Take care, good luck.
- I'm glad you came out, thanks.
1193
01:23:01,185 --> 01:23:02,645
Fuck!
1194
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:06,315
Every route that we need to take,
or that would take us into New York
1195
01:23:06,399 --> 01:23:08,901
is like north of us,
right over here.
1196
01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:09,819
Well, yeah.
1197
01:23:09,902 --> 01:23:12,029
Which is why all the bike routes
that we saw, we were like,
1198
01:23:12,113 --> 01:23:14,824
"Man, why does it go so far out of
the way, goes north and then south?"
1199
01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:16,701
Why? Well, actually, now we
know why.
1200
01:23:16,784 --> 01:23:18,536
We're waiting on
the side of the road,
1201
01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:22,915
and we'd know to be expecting
the
New York Post photographer.
1202
01:23:27,712 --> 01:23:29,005
Hello?
1203
01:23:31,215 --> 01:23:32,758
- How's it going, man?
- How's it going?
1204
01:23:32,842 --> 01:23:36,470
Listen, I shoot for the
New York Post.
They wanna get a picture in of you guys
1205
01:23:36,554 --> 01:23:38,347
like before anything goes on.
1206
01:23:38,431 --> 01:23:40,850
- Yeah.
- This way it holds the page for you.
1207
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:42,727
- Yeah.
- So where are you guys, all over there?
1208
01:23:42,810 --> 01:23:45,438
We're still right there because
we just got kicked off 1.
1209
01:23:45,521 --> 01:23:46,355
Okay.
1210
01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:49,275
The police said we can't be on 1,
we can't be on any highway at all.
1211
01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:54,238
Well, let me get a quick shot just for
prosperity. All right? I'll be right back.
1212
01:23:59,160 --> 01:24:00,494
This sucks.
1213
01:24:01,203 --> 01:24:02,955
Just stand right over there,
brother.
1214
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:04,582
Okay, here's what I
want you to do.
1215
01:24:04,665 --> 01:24:07,418
Hold up, you guys are the main
guys or it's also the...
1216
01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:08,544
These guys are too.
1217
01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,964
Okay. Okay, guys,
looking at me. One, two.
1218
01:24:13,883 --> 01:24:15,217
All right, so here's
what we'll do.
1219
01:24:15,301 --> 01:24:18,888
Let me give the desk a call, let
them know that I got something.
1220
01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:21,807
Can I get off over here? And meet
you at the parking lot, right here?
1221
01:24:21,891 --> 01:24:23,225
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay.
1222
01:24:24,018 --> 01:24:28,189
Slowly and surely, the dream of
making it to New York City,
1223
01:24:28,272 --> 01:24:32,526
of skateboarding across that
bridge, was starting to fade away.
1224
01:24:32,610 --> 01:24:34,820
Like I said,
here's what I can do.
1225
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:42,036
Obviously, I can't put it in
that, but you know,
1226
01:24:42,161 --> 01:24:45,414
I can get both of you guys up
there if they can get a ride too.
1227
01:24:45,498 --> 01:24:49,085
Maybe I can pull half the
load, you know what I mean?
1228
01:24:49,835 --> 01:24:54,590
We sort of put all this focus on
the media and the media attention
1229
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:59,053
that we lost focus of
what really the trip was about.
1230
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:03,432
If we could find one ride, if you can find
a ride for these guys first, then yeah.
1231
01:25:03,516 --> 01:25:09,355
It was either all of us r none of us.
That's at least what I believed.
1232
01:25:54,608 --> 01:25:56,277
Okay, one adult.
1233
01:26:09,248 --> 01:26:10,666
Shred America.
1234
01:26:14,962 --> 01:26:17,298
Attention, Metuchen customers,
1235
01:26:17,381 --> 01:26:20,134
the next train to stop
on track one
1236
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:24,471
will be east bound train to
Penn Station, New York.
1237
01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:29,935
Stopping at Metro Park, Rahway,
Linden, Elizabeth, Newark International...
1238
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:03,469
I'm nervous.
1239
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:07,389
- Yeah, me too, I got butterflies in my stomach.
- Yeah?
1240
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:16,857
New York, Penn Station, last
stop, folks have a good night.
1241
01:27:19,068 --> 01:27:21,195
We made it to New York!
1242
01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:23,280
We made it.
1243
01:27:29,787 --> 01:27:31,580
- We're fucking here!
- Alright.
1244
01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:34,625
Mike, get your hand in.
1245
01:27:36,585 --> 01:27:38,504
Shred America!
1246
01:27:44,635 --> 01:27:46,220
New York Times!
1247
01:27:46,345 --> 01:27:48,013
- Where?
- Right here.
1248
01:27:48,097 --> 01:27:51,141
This is like, it's just a
fucking train ride man.
1249
01:27:54,687 --> 01:27:57,106
Dude, pick it up, man.
Come on, let's go!
1250
01:27:58,148 --> 01:27:59,400
New York!
1251
01:28:01,068 --> 01:28:03,946
We're fucking here, we did it.
1252
01:28:04,029 --> 01:28:07,533
Wow, this is the place
to be, dude, holy shit.
1253
01:28:08,993 --> 01:28:09,910
I love New York.
1254
01:28:10,869 --> 01:28:13,747
I love New York. This
place is awesome.
1255
01:28:19,837 --> 01:28:22,756
At the end of the day, the media
got what they wanted.
1256
01:28:24,216 --> 01:28:25,592
We got what we wanted.
1257
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:29,013
And, you know, you can't change
anything about that.
1258
01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:31,390
Whatever happened,
happened, you can't change it.
1259
01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:34,018
And all you can do is just
appreciate it.
1260
01:29:01,587 --> 01:29:05,632
Bro, wake up dude. It's time to
party, get up. We got to move it!
1261
01:29:07,468 --> 01:29:08,969
We got to do 50 miles.
1262
01:29:11,472 --> 01:29:14,183
Fucking 50 miles today, man.
We're going into Canada.
1263
01:29:17,144 --> 01:29:18,270
You serious?
1264
01:29:19,730 --> 01:29:21,398
It's not even a funny joke.
1265
01:29:27,321 --> 01:29:29,740
You guys are good,
I love you guys.
1266
01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:31,867
All right.
1267
01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:34,536
Oh, shit!
1268
01:29:42,503 --> 01:29:46,507
You guys pulled a 100 pounds of equipment,
what kind of stuff did you have with you?
1269
01:29:46,590 --> 01:29:48,884
We had a bunch of, we had tents,
camping equipment,
1270
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:52,346
everything we needed to basically
survive for a little while if we needed to.
1271
01:30:02,022 --> 01:30:07,444
Roads were nice, occasionally the
drivers were not. They drive very fast.
1272
01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:15,035
What was the most rewarding
part of this experience for you?
1273
01:30:15,119 --> 01:30:19,164
Just seeing Time Square, just getting
in that night, and just seeing the lights.
1274
01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:22,042
What, did you cross across the George
Washington or something like that?
1275
01:30:22,126 --> 01:30:24,503
No, actually we had issues
with the cops,
1276
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:26,630
they didn't let us on the
highway or on the bridges.
1277
01:30:26,713 --> 01:30:29,258
So, we actually had to
take a train down into the city.
1278
01:30:29,341 --> 01:30:30,426
Oh, you did? Okay.
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