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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,703 --> 00:00:05,806 RuPaul: It's a new year 2 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,742 and a new season 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:12,579 with all new surprises. 4 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:15,515 [RuPaul laughs] 5 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,051 Girl! 6 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:19,519 [laughs] 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,956 From the hood to Hollywood. 8 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,525 I'm Kandy Muse, and I'm a Dominican doll 9 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,561 from New York City. Meow. 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,363 My drag style is kind of like 11 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,833 if you took a sex doll and threw her in the Bronx, 12 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,101 that is literally me. 13 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:38,972 My most impressive drag talent is my mouth. [pop] 14 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,308 I'm a good lip syncer. I'm a loud-ass bitch. 15 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,476 You know, everyone can be a drag queen, 16 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,912 but not everyone's gonna be a star. 17 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,146 I'm a star. 18 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:48,282 First one! 19 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,418 Oh, my God, bitch, Season 13. 20 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,521 Most people might recognize me from the former Haus of Aja. 21 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,690 And when we dismembered and broke up, 22 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,058 I was definitely a loudmouth, 23 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,726 and I would say things about Aja 24 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,429 that maybe I should have kept to myself. 25 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:05,799 But I also think that she was a little jealous of me. 26 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,769 Come on, Miss Anastasia Beverly Hills. 27 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:10,637 I want a sponsorship, thank you very much. 28 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:11,838 She used to always be, like, 29 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,540 "Well, you're not famous, so tone it down." 30 00:01:13,540 --> 00:01:16,543 But now I'm here. 31 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:18,245 Well, no, I'm here. 32 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,280 [laughs] 33 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,481 That's so shady. 34 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,784 First one. Seems correct. 35 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,453 I'm here to prove that I am more 36 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:29,589 than just Kandy Muse from the Haus of Aja. 37 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:32,192 I can stand as an entertainer by my damn self. 38 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,461 I look fucking stunning. 39 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,130 Being the first bitch to walk in the competition 40 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,899 after waiting years to get on Drag Race 41 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,335 is such a fucking dream. 42 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,070 I am so excited to be here. 43 00:01:43,070 --> 00:01:44,171 Come on, now! 44 00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,139 And now, any bitch that walks in after me, 45 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:48,775 second place. [laughs] 46 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,250 -Ooh. -Filler queen. 47 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,055 "Filler queen?" 48 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,691 My name is Joey Jay, 49 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,260 and I'm the dumbest bitch you'll ever meet. 50 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,931 She's wacky, she's crazy, she's an adrenaline rush. 51 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:14,301 I can perform the house down, boots back, bareback. 52 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,971 To be here, it is a dream come true, so... 53 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:21,141 I lost my train of thought. 54 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,542 -Aah! -Oh, what up, bitch? 55 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,011 Come on, Season 13. Good, girl. 56 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,279 -Hi, baby! Mwah, mwah. -Hi, babe. Kandy. 57 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:28,482 Joey. Oh, my God, I'm molting, girl. 58 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:33,920 Miss Thing is wearing a chicken-feather coat. 59 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:34,988 Chicken feathers. 60 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,823 There are feathers all over the floor. 61 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,191 Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk. 62 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:40,994 Come on, chicken feathers. 63 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,530 Chicken feathers are the least expensive feathers 64 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,599 that there are in the planet. 65 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,534 Girl, not even a marabou coat? 66 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,303 So wait. You do drag full-time in your city? 67 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:52,172 No, I don't. I work for a software company. 68 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,940 This is just my little nighttime gig. 69 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,643 Oh, okay. Werk. How many shows a week do you do? 70 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:58,879 -Just one. -Just one? 71 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,514 Y'all think I'm a basic bitch. 72 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:01,648 You're not wrong. 73 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,717 I can't eat spicy foods, 74 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,218 I like Vanessa Carlton. 75 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:08,021 But don't underestimate us Vanessa Carltons. 76 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,691 Really, bitch, I'm gonna be in that top four. 77 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,192 Filler queen. 78 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,994 Plot twist. 79 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,029 This is my third time auditioning. 80 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,130 Oh, this is my fourth. 81 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,899 Word. [alarm, thunder] 82 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,467 Ooh, girl. 83 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:23,804 She done already done had herses. 84 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:25,705 Girl, what? 85 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,474 What? 86 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,276 There's only two of us? 87 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,812 -Aah! -What is going on here? 88 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,047 Welcome, my queens. 89 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,185 What? You weren't expecting to see me so soon? 90 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:39,319 No, ma'am. 91 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,588 Well, I hope you like surprises, 92 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,490 because I've got a big one, 93 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:45,525 and it's right around the corner. 94 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:49,463 Racers, please report to the main stage. 95 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:50,464 Ooh. 96 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:52,899 Like, now. 97 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,304 Girl. 98 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:59,873 God. I am so confused right now, 99 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,143 and I have no idea what's about to go down. 100 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,778 Girl, I am poofed and gagged. 101 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:08,515 [RuPaul laughs] 102 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:18,458 ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 103 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:21,628 ♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪ 104 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:24,498 And what? 105 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,334 Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, 106 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:32,072 and we are serving Season 13 107 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,274 with some serious safety, honey. 108 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:37,744 Michelle Visage, what do you think of the new judges' panel? 109 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,013 Baby, I feel like I'm the head teller 110 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,115 at RuPaul's Savings and Loan. 111 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,617 Wanna make a deposit? 112 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,252 [all laugh] 113 00:04:45,252 --> 00:04:48,655 The hilarious Ross Mathews. Now, what do you think? 114 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:49,790 You know what, I love it, 115 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,825 and I even brought my own squeegee. 116 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:54,127 Hi! Oh, Carson, hi! 117 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,430 Michelle! 118 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:59,799 And style superstar Carson Kressley. 119 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,902 Are you ready to read some lips? 120 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,003 Which ones? 121 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,205 [laughs] Both sets. 122 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,706 [all laugh] 123 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:10,443 Tonight we're doing things just a little differently. 124 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,479 For the first time in Drag Race herstory, 125 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,481 we're kicking off the season 126 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:18,685 with six lip syncs for your lives. 127 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,788 Now, some will shantay 128 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,791 and some will sashay away. 129 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,393 Wow. 130 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,396 Ooh, child, you ain't ready for this. 131 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:31,398 [all laugh] 132 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,833 Racers, start your engines, 133 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,036 and may the best drag queen win. 134 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,876 What the fuck is going on? 135 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,978 Yo, I just walked into Drag Race 136 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,613 and now I'm standing on the main stage 137 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:49,015 and I don't know what is about the happen. 138 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:51,484 I can't even look at RuPaul in the eyes, 139 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,752 because I'm getting so nervous. 140 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,889 I'm already feeling scared as fuck and insecure, 141 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,357 but I signed up for this. 142 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,358 Get it together. 143 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,760 Welcome, ladies. Surprised to see me? 144 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:05,732 You've made it to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, 145 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:07,434 and so soon. 146 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,169 We'd like to take this moment 147 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:10,637 to get to know you a little bit better. 148 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,609 Judges, say hello to Kandy Muse. 149 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,244 -Hi, Kandy. -Hi, Kandy. 150 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,545 -Hello. -I would love to know 151 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:23,183 what makes this a signature Kandy Muse look. 152 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,551 It's sexy, it's slutty, it's denim, 153 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,052 it's from Brooklyn, it's New York. 154 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,388 I heard you're a member of the Haus of Aja? 155 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,658 That's the former Haus of Aja, but yes. 156 00:06:31,658 --> 00:06:34,127 -[laughs] -Well, what house now? 157 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:37,397 The dollhouse, with my drag sis Dahlia Sin from Season 12. 158 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,932 Part of the broccoli bunch. 159 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,800 She is a broc-ally. 160 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,136 International House of Pancakes here. 161 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,006 [all laugh] 162 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,842 Judges, say hello to Joey Jay. 163 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,744 Tell us about your look, Joey. 164 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:54,347 Well, I like chicken, I like to cluck, I like a butt, 165 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,449 so I decided to dress up as all three. 166 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,318 Cluck, cluck. [tongue pop] 167 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,520 [laughs] 168 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,455 What inspired you to do drag? 169 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,691 Self-expression, and cluckin' and buckin'. 170 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,393 Thank you, Joey. 171 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:07,727 Thank you. 172 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:10,563 Ladies, your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 173 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:12,198 got you here. 174 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:15,201 Now let's see what you can do with it. 175 00:07:15,201 --> 00:07:19,139 Two queens stand before me. 176 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:21,775 Prior to tonight, 177 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,711 you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance 178 00:07:24,711 --> 00:07:28,848 of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. 179 00:07:28,848 --> 00:07:31,851 In a moment, I'll ask one of you to shantay 180 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:35,088 and one of you to sashay away. 181 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,489 Bitch, excuse me? 182 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:38,358 We just walked into the competition, 183 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,826 and now we have to lip sync for our lives? 184 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:42,896 One of us is about to go home. It ain't gonna be me. 185 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:48,335 Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me 186 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:52,906 and save yourself from... 187 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,374 getting the porkchop. 188 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:58,912 The time has come... [thunder] 189 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:02,115 for you to lip sync... 190 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:06,720 [echoing] for your life. 191 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,755 Even though I'm shook as fuck on the inside, 192 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,458 I'm a lip sync assassin. Eat it. 193 00:08:11,458 --> 00:08:15,729 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 194 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,764 [music plays] 195 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:18,998 [all chuckle] 196 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,101 ♪ I threw a wish in the well ♪ 197 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,169 ♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪ 198 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,838 ♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪ 199 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,140 ♪ And now you're in my way ♪ 200 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,875 ♪ I trade my soul for a wish ♪ 201 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:31,177 ♪ Pennies and dimes for a kiss ♪ 202 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,113 ♪ I wasn't looking for this ♪ 203 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,048 ♪ But now you're in my way ♪ 204 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,016 ♪ Your stare was holding ♪ 205 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,918 ♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪ 206 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,887 ♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪ 207 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,589 ♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪ 208 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:47,327 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪ 209 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:51,197 ♪ But here's my number, so call me maybe ♪ 210 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:55,535 ♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪ 211 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:59,005 ♪ But here's my number, so call me maybe ♪ 212 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:03,009 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪ 213 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:04,310 ♪ But here's my number... ♪ 214 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:08,081 Well, Miss Ru, I just met you, and this is crazy. 215 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,215 ♪ And all the other boys... ♪ 216 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,750 Whatever this bitch next to me is doing, 217 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:11,918 girl, I can give two fucks, 218 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,887 because this stage is mine. 219 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,655 Take out your dollars, bitch. 220 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:19,993 ♪ Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad ♪ 221 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,528 ♪ I missed you so bad ♪ 222 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:25,832 [echoing] ♪ I missed you so, so bad ♪ 223 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:29,235 ♪ Bad, bad, bad ♪ [laughs] 224 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:36,242 ♪ It's hard to look right at you, baby ♪ 225 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,846 ♪ But here's my number, so call me maybe ♪ 226 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:43,683 ♪ Hey, I just met you and this is crazy ♪ 227 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:47,687 ♪ But here's my number, so call me maybe ♪ 228 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:51,758 ♪ Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad ♪ 229 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,626 ♪ I missed you so bad ♪ 230 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,228 ♪ I missed you so, so bad ♪ 231 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:59,466 ♪ Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad ♪ 232 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,434 ♪ And you should know that ♪ 233 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:04,637 ♪ So call me maybe ♪ 234 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:08,174 [laughter and applause] 235 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:13,480 Ladies, I've made my decision. 236 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,350 This is a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 237 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:21,921 I'm not going home before I even start. 238 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,424 Fuck. 239 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,395 RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race 240 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:30,997 receives a one-year supply 241 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,399 of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, 242 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:37,003 and a cash prize of $100.000. 243 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,271 ♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪ 244 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,639 ♪ May the best woman ♪ 245 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,375 ♪ Best woman win ♪ 246 00:10:45,411 --> 00:10:48,281 Ladies, I've made my decision. 247 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,423 Kandy Muse, shantay you stay. 248 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,995 Thank you so much. 249 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,196 RuPaul just called my name, 250 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:05,565 and I tried to stay real calm and bow down. 251 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,900 Thank you so much. 252 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,835 But, bitch, I'm inside, I'm like, ooh, bitch, 253 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,037 I won the motherfucking lip sync! Ha-ha-ha! 254 00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:14,274 Joey Jay, I'm sorry, my dear, 255 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,243 but that means you're getting the porkchop. 256 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:23,116 You are and will always be Drag Race royalty. 257 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,386 Now sashay away. 258 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,755 Mwah. Thank you so much. 259 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,992 I'm really sad to leave the competition. 260 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:37,363 I worked so hard to get here, just to go home early. 261 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,601 I don't wanna go home, girl. 262 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:46,339 RuPaul: Let's see who's next. 263 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,047 Let me break the ice. 264 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,117 I'm Denali, and I am Chicago's ice queen. 265 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:01,120 So I am icy, spicy, and a little bit dicey. 266 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,156 Okay. 267 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,458 First one in. Winners come in first. 268 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,994 I do drag. I'm a professional ice skater. 269 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,530 I am drag's gold-medal bitch. 270 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,633 And I might not have made it to the Olympics in figure skating, 271 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,135 but I did make it to the Olympics in drag. 272 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:20,039 I am competitive, and I'm here to win that crown. 273 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:28,014 Oh, what you say, what you say? 274 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,149 LaLa Ri is here to slay. 275 00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:33,786 I am the sensational, dynamic LaLa Ri. 276 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:37,257 She's ratchet, she's sexy, she gives you a little glamour. 277 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,659 LaLa Ri is like a Olive Garden pasta 278 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,462 with, like, Popeye's chicken tenders on the side 279 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,430 for the razzle-dazzle. 280 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:47,200 Most of all, she's entertaining, girl. 281 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,301 -Hi! -Hi! 282 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,969 Oh, my God, nice to meet you. 283 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,504 I'm Denali. 284 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,673 LaLa Ri. 285 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,708 Girl. Not gonna lie. 286 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,110 I was expecting a little bit more. 287 00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:01,280 Your entrance look is a basic bodysuit, a blazer, 288 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,949 and this kind of like flat wig. 289 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,050 Okay, cute. 290 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:06,052 We're the first two in, bitch. 291 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,755 I know. First two in, last two out. 292 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,623 [alarm, thunder] 293 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,425 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 294 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:14,627 She done already done had herses. 295 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,662 But-- 296 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,430 Bitch. 297 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,431 Wait. What's going on? 298 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:19,432 What--what alarm? 299 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,234 One plus one equals two, 300 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,268 but if you carry the three, minus the four, 301 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,302 bitch, that don't add up. 302 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,371 What is really the tea? 303 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:27,173 Hello, dolls. 304 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,842 The competition has started without you, 305 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:34,113 so get your sassy selves to the main stage. 306 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:37,016 We're waiting! 307 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,453 Uh, okay. 308 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,621 Holy shit, this is crazy. 309 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:42,855 There's two of us. 310 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,824 Why would we be going to the main stage already? 311 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,326 I am feeling just gagged. 312 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:48,628 I'm sorry, floors. 313 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,203 Welcome, ladies. 314 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,572 I'm so glad you could join us. 315 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,608 You know, people come and go so fast around here. 316 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,344 We'd like to take this moment 317 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,045 to get to know you a little bit better. 318 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,247 Let's start with Denali. 319 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,649 Hey, Denali. 320 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,084 Hey, Michelle. 321 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,819 So tell me about this look. 322 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,221 Well, I'm a professional figure skater outside of drag, 323 00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,789 so I love to mold the two worlds. 324 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,092 Just when I thought the show couldn't get any gayer, 325 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,560 now we have figure skating? 326 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,761 [RuPaul laughs] 327 00:14:21,761 --> 00:14:24,397 But I have a serious question for you, okay? 328 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,933 Are you more of a Tonya Harding or a Nancy Kerrigan? 329 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,902 I'm definitely more of a Tonya, if you know what I mean. 330 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,038 I know what you mean. 331 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,706 [imitating Nancy Kerrigan] Why? 332 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,074 Why? 333 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,543 [all laugh] Why? 334 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,178 Next up, LaLa Ri. 335 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,114 Hey, LaLa Ri. 336 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,548 -Hey, girl. -You know, I always love 337 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,118 when a queen comes out missing her trousers. 338 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,152 [all laugh] 339 00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,720 But she got her jacket on. 340 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,156 So tell us about what does this look say to you. 341 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:52,825 Yes, LaLa Ri is very sexy, but a little classy, 342 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:56,429 so this represents the class and the sex. 343 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,764 And the ass. 344 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,766 -Of course. -There you go. 345 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,768 LaLa, I wanted to ask you, 346 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,370 do you think you could beat Denali in a lip sync? 347 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,940 Of course I think I can beat Denali in a lip sync. 348 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:11,110 I mean, she's a lovely girl and all, but bring it. 349 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,412 Well, we will see about that. 350 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,784 We're doing things a little differently this season. 351 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,485 Two queens stand before me. 352 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,356 Lip sync? 353 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:26,926 I absolutely am a lip sync assassin, 354 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,494 but not in ice skates. 355 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:32,532 Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me 356 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:37,537 and save yourself from getting the porkchop. 357 00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,308 The time has come... [thunder] 358 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,976 to lip sync... 359 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:47,413 for your life. 360 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,917 I'm an entertainer first and foremost, 361 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,052 so Miss LaLa Ri is about to give you hell, 362 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,287 about to bring you fire. 363 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,956 She'll give you everything you need, plus more. 364 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,327 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 365 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,395 ♪ Boys call you sexy ♪ 366 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,663 ♪ What's up, sexy? ♪ 367 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,364 ♪ And you don't care what they say ♪ 368 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:07,400 ♪ See, every time you turn around ♪ 369 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,302 ♪ They screaming your name ♪ 370 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,503 ♪ Dark child ♪ 371 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,339 ♪ Now I've got a confession... ♪ 372 00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,676 Boom, I automatically just hit my performance mode. 373 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,179 I'm thinking, okay, bitch, it's time for you to shine. 374 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,247 ♪ But I ain't complaining ♪ 375 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,316 ♪ We all wanna be famous ♪ 376 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,752 ♪ So go ahead and say what you wanna say ♪ 377 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,754 I was not expecting to lip sync. 378 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,591 This is not a lip sync outfit, but Imma make it work. 379 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,360 ♪ When I grow up, I wanna be famous ♪ 380 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,529 I decided to do a cartwheel. Okay. 381 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,830 Nobody got a haircut. 382 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,166 ♪ I wanna be have groupies ♪ 383 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,201 ♪ When I grow up, be on TV ♪ 384 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,103 ♪ People know me, be on magazines ♪ 385 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,305 ♪ When I grow up, fresh and clean ♪ 386 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,341 ♪ Number one chick when I step out on the scene ♪ 387 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,176 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 388 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,211 ♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪ 389 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,579 ♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪ 390 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,182 ♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪ 391 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,850 ♪ I see them staring at me ♪ 392 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,785 ♪ Ooh, I'm a trendsetter ♪ 393 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:02,555 ♪ Yes, this is true 'cause what I do ♪ 394 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,257 ♪ No one can do it better ♪ 395 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,259 ♪ You can talk about me ♪ 396 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,327 ♪ 'Cause I'm a hot topic ♪ 397 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,429 ♪ I see you watching me, watching me ♪ 398 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,198 ♪ And I know you want it, oh ♪ 399 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,666 ♪ When I grow up ♪ 400 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,167 ♪ I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star ♪ 401 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,736 ♪ I wanna be in movies ♪ 402 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,337 ♪ When I grow up, I wanna see the world ♪ 403 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,473 ♪ Drive nice cars, I wanna have groupies ♪ 404 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,675 ♪ When I grow up, fresh and clean ♪ 405 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,710 ♪ Number one chick when I step out on the scene ♪ 406 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,379 ♪ Be careful what you wish for ♪ 407 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,447 ♪ 'Cause you just might get it ♪ 408 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,917 ♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪ 409 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,752 ♪ Hey! You just might get it ♪ 410 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,153 ♪ Hey ♪ 411 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,421 Whoo! 412 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,824 [laughter and applause] 413 00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:41,560 Ladies, I've made my decision. 414 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,301 I didn't come here to go home early. 415 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,972 I'm just gonna pray on it. 416 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,975 Throw it up and bring it down. 417 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,949 Ladies, I've made my decision. 418 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,158 LaLa Ri, shantay you stay. 419 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,196 Aroo? I'm, like, do I say thank you or what? 420 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,298 Okay, girl. 421 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,033 Well, shantay I stay, thank you, girl. 422 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:25,071 Denali, I'm sorry, my dear, 423 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,774 but you're getting the porkchop. 424 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,511 Now sashay away. 425 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,785 Feeling icy, feeling spicy. 426 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,192 [exhales] 427 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,127 I'm unbelievably devastated. 428 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,662 I'm just kind of, like, oh, my God, 429 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,099 I'm going home without showing anything on Drag Race. 430 00:18:56,268 --> 00:19:00,172 What the fuck is up on here? 431 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,474 -I'm Denali. -I'm Joey. 432 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,142 -Nice to meet you. -A pleasure. 433 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,610 I'm, like, I don't understand. 434 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,380 Was I not the only one eliminated? 435 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,415 Oh, no, look it. 436 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,150 They're all the first girl outs. 437 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,987 I see on the wall the porkchop loading dock, 438 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,355 and all of these pictures 439 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,457 of first-eliminated queens from Drag Race. 440 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,525 Oh, no. 441 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,061 Porkchop herself, Shangela, 442 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,829 Miss Vanjie, Dahlia Sin. 443 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,565 There's some sort of trickery. I don't know what's going on. 444 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,934 I feel like something's gonna jump out of a box. 445 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,537 So here we are, trying to figure out 446 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:34,440 what the fuck has just happened to us. 447 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,908 Are we being sent home? 448 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,344 Am I about to de-drag at the airport? 449 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,513 Can I call my mom? 450 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:55,361 Don't let the smooth taste fool you, baby. [laughs] 451 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,663 My name is Symone, I am 25 years old, 452 00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:01,500 and I am the ebony enchantress. 453 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,002 Queen number one, all right. 454 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,503 Let's do it. 455 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,374 My drag is very real woman, very female illusional. 456 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,643 This is gonna be my spot, front and center, honey. 457 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,446 I love strong women who've been through things, 458 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,947 and if you Black, that's even better. 459 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,683 I'm here, bitch! [laughs] 460 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,319 Symone is the confidence, the essence. 461 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:23,222 She is a goddess, she's everything. 462 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,464 Holler at me. I know you know me. 463 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,766 Holler at me. I know you know me. 464 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,301 Tamisha is here. 465 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,069 I am Tamisha Iman, 466 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,506 one of the baddest in the art form of female impersonation. 467 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,942 I am sassy, I am lovable, 468 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,313 but at the same time, I can be W-I-T-C-H if need be. 469 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,281 -Hi. -Hi, how are you? 470 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,449 Nice to meet you. I'm Tamisha. 471 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:51,617 It's lovely to meet you, too. I'm Symone. 472 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,252 -It's nice to meet you, Symone. -Thank you. 473 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,320 I love the power shoulder. 474 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,654 Thank you, I'm into fashion. 475 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,423 There we go. Pageant gal? 476 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,891 -Of course. -Of course. 477 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,025 Yes. Of course. 478 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,527 And the matriarch of the Iman family. 479 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:02,528 Word! 480 00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:04,296 I'm the mother of the dynasty. 481 00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:06,031 -Come on, dynasty. -Yeah, it's a dynasty. 482 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:09,602 Miss Tamisha is very... 483 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,737 Now, no shade, no shade. 484 00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,139 Like a mother figure. 485 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,206 But also, like, you know 486 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:17,943 that she is here to play and slay. 487 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,011 [alarm, thunder] 488 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,846 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 489 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:24,650 She done already done had herses. 490 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,253 What the hell? 491 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,855 Maybe they hit the button too soon. 492 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,223 Just two of us? 493 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,959 We ain't even done nothin' yet. We just walked in. 494 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,829 Well, hello, my queens. 495 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:40,799 I wanna see both of you on the main stage. 496 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,934 Hit it! 497 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:44,904 What the hell? 498 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,772 Come to the floor? 499 00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:47,907 You supposed to come in the room. 500 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,175 We don't supposed to come to the floor. 501 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:58,384 Welcome, queens. Surprised to see me? 502 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,052 Now it's time 503 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,822 to make a positive first impression on the judges... 504 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:07,927 starting with Symone. 505 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,197 So I see you've got little mini Polaroids as your dress. 506 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:12,364 Oh, yes. 507 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,266 Are they pictures of you? 508 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,534 Each one of them are pictures of me, 509 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,203 a little couple faces, a couple of shoes, 510 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,938 a couple of asses pictures, too. 511 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,406 [all laugh] 512 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,007 So does that tell me that you love yourself? 513 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,976 Yes, I do love myself. 514 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,578 -Good. -I love my drag persona. 515 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,645 -Great. -It saved my life. 516 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,780 Where did you grow up? 517 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,815 I grew up in Conway, Arkansas. 518 00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:32,284 I dated a guy from Pine Bluff, Arkansas. 519 00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,586 Oh! 520 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,954 Is he your grandfather? 521 00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,922 [all laugh] I think so. 522 00:22:36,922 --> 00:22:38,891 I knew he said something about a cross-dresser. 523 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,160 [all laugh] 524 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,962 So we might be related. 525 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,532 [all laugh] 526 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,200 All right, Tamisha Iman. 527 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,536 I see that you have found what I have lost. 528 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:51,604 -Oh! -Yep. 529 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,705 I did get 'em. 530 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,540 Yeah, you sure did. You got 'em, girl. 531 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,775 How long have you been doing drag? 532 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:57,776 30 years. 533 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,211 What? 534 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,913 -Yeah, 30 years. -Wow. 535 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,015 Do you think your vast experience 536 00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:04,183 is going to be helpful 537 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,118 or be a hindrance in the competition? 538 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,688 Well, I'm not as great as I used to be, 539 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,191 but I'm still as good as I should be. 540 00:23:12,191 --> 00:23:15,227 I'm recently getting over cancer. 541 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,197 Because you were cast on Season 12. 542 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,732 Yes. On that Friday, 543 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,968 I got the call to say, "Hey, you made it!" 544 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:26,272 On that Sunday, I got the call from my doctor 545 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,942 stating that I had stage three colon cancer, 546 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,312 and they had to start immediately radiation and chemo. 547 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,748 So it devastated me. 548 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,784 You know, I got so bad to where I couldn't walk. 549 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:41,854 The cancer and the radiation took such a control over me. 550 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:45,457 And knowing that I could possibly fight 551 00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:49,194 to get back here just one more time, I fought it. 552 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,296 So within a year, I'm-- 553 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,597 I'm a conqueror, 554 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,233 and I'm so thankful that you gave me this chance. 555 00:23:54,233 --> 00:23:56,535 So I'm blessed. Whatever happens, I'm blessed. 556 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,836 -All right. -God is good. 557 00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,571 Thank you, Tamisha. 558 00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:03,208 Ladies, I have just one more thing to say. 559 00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:05,210 Oh. 560 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:07,680 Two queens stand before me. 561 00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,251 H-h-h-huh? 562 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,586 Ladies, this is your first chance 563 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:22,561 to impress me and save yourself from getting... the porkchop. 564 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,399 The time has come... [thunder] 565 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,802 for you to lip sync... 566 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,706 for your life. 567 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:38,143 I ain't been here five minutes and y'all doing all this. 568 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,611 This is crazy. 569 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:44,450 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 570 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:47,619 [music plays] 571 00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:48,954 Whoo! 572 00:24:54,293 --> 00:24:59,431 ♪ You might think I'm crazy, but I'm serious ♪ 573 00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:02,534 ♪ It's better you know now ♪ 574 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:06,739 ♪ What I thought was happiness was only part-time bliss ♪ 575 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,674 ♪ You can take a bow ♪ 576 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:15,047 ♪ It was all just one big night out on the town ♪ 577 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:19,451 ♪ Riding in your limousine ♪ 578 00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,986 ♪ We turned right and I say wrong ♪ 579 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,855 ♪ Which brings us to a stop ♪ 580 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:26,959 ♪ As the light is changing ♪ 581 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:30,929 ♪ Oh, my meter's running, so I got to go now ♪ 582 00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:33,098 ♪ It's the pleasure principle ♪ 583 00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,701 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 584 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,103 [laughs] 585 00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:41,707 ♪ It's the principle of pleasure ♪ 586 00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:47,112 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 587 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,214 ♪ It's the pleasure principle ♪ 588 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,284 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 589 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,219 [RuPaul laughs] 590 00:25:55,454 --> 00:25:57,089 ♪ I know... ♪ 591 00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:00,759 Tamisha is giving you Janet Jackson concert vibes. 592 00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,095 Arms, movements, da, da, da, da, da. 593 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:04,163 I was, like, oh, no, ma'am. 594 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,164 ♪ You know... ♪ 595 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,398 This is my stage, 596 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,733 I can't let her have it. 597 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:11,203 This is not her Janet Jackson moment, it's mine. 598 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,239 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, yeah ♪ 599 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,842 ♪ It's the pleasure principle, principle ♪ 600 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:20,512 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 601 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:29,254 ♪ You might say that I'm no good for you ♪ 602 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:33,258 ♪ I wouldn't trust your looks, baby, if I could ♪ 603 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,128 ♪ Love me ♪ 604 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,863 ♪ Love me, yeah ♪ 605 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:40,332 ♪ Pleasure principle ♪ 606 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,000 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 607 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,305 [laughter and applause] 608 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:51,577 Ladies, I've made my decision. 609 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,348 The thing about watching the show, 610 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,650 you think you know until you get here, 611 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,686 and now you don't know nothing. 612 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:03,455 Let me take a deep breath, 613 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,757 because I don't know what's about to happen. 614 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,563 Ladies, I've made my decision. 615 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:20,672 Symone, shantay you stay. 616 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,141 Aah! 617 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,276 [laughs] 618 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:25,777 Sorry. 619 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,312 In the seven minutes that we are here, 620 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,014 I have literally walked through the werkroom, 621 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:31,550 went to the main stage, and won a lip sync. 622 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:34,920 What is going on, America? 623 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,555 Whew. 624 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:39,958 Tamisha Iman, I'm sorry, my dear, 625 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:44,530 but that means you're getting the porkchop. 626 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,867 Now sashay away. 627 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,236 Thank you. I'm always gonna be a Ru girl. 628 00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:52,938 Thank you. Mwah! 629 00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:54,273 [applause] 630 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,577 Wow. 631 00:27:58,577 --> 00:28:01,146 I'm totally destroyed, because this is my second chance, 632 00:28:01,146 --> 00:28:02,681 and it's over that fast. 633 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,449 just that fast, in the blink of a eye. 634 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,688 -Hey, cutie. -Well, well, well. 635 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,956 I'm Denali. Nice to meet you. 636 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:12,157 Joey Jay. 637 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,026 Nice to meet you, Joey. I'm Tamisha. 638 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,261 I'm still in shock and awe. 639 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:17,462 They're excited. 640 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:18,497 "Hey, girl, how are you?" 641 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,165 I'm like, "Why are we here?" 642 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:22,801 We're here in a room full of first eliminees. 643 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,169 Oh, are we? [laughs] 644 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:26,138 Our picture is gonna go there for next season. 645 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:32,477 No, I don't feel like it's the end, exactly. 646 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:33,946 It felt like the end to me. 647 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:37,549 I got eliminated on that stage, and it hurt like-- 648 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,551 Yeah, but you know it's not RuPaul's Drag Race 649 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:40,652 without a twist. 650 00:28:40,652 --> 00:28:42,487 Bitch, I don't know what you feeling, 651 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,122 but at the end of the day, the lady said go home. 652 00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,891 The bags are packed, we all in this room. 653 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:46,892 They just letting us come together 654 00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,860 so it'll be one van 655 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,195 to take us all to the airport. 656 00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,330 You're very hopeful, 657 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,665 and I get it, but, you know-- 658 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:58,270 I'm holding on because I am not accepting elimination just yet. 659 00:28:58,270 --> 00:28:59,371 This ain't no twist. 660 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:02,007 The twist is we twisting to the door. 661 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,842 The lady said go home. 662 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,621 Time to crash the system. 663 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:19,257 I'm Gottmik, and I'm ready to kill it. 664 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:26,198 My drag is inspired by fashion 665 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:30,569 and designers like McQueen, Galliano. 666 00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,238 Picasso's paintings inspire me a lot. 667 00:29:33,238 --> 00:29:35,674 I love putting shapes on my face 668 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:36,708 where they probably shouldn't be. 669 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,111 She's just a campy, spooky, 670 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,847 clown artistry thing, I guess. 671 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,282 Not the first person here. 672 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,651 I cannot. 673 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:51,523 I'm so excited to be here on RuPaul's Drag Race. 674 00:29:51,523 --> 00:29:53,792 Thank you. Hold the applause. [laughs] 675 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,961 I think I'll bring a different angle to this competition. 676 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:59,765 I am a transgender man, 677 00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:02,668 so born a girl, transitioned to a guy, 678 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,670 dress like a girl for money. 679 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:07,205 Very that. [laughs] 680 00:30:07,205 --> 00:30:09,374 But, I'm so psy-- 681 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,578 No one saw that. 682 00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:17,282 I am an extravagant celebrity makeup artist. 683 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:19,051 I'm gonna have, like, a buffalo bump on my hair. 684 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:23,755 I've painted Cindy Crawford, Heidi Klum, Paris Hilton. 685 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:26,091 And so the biggest misconception about me 686 00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,826 is that I'm just a makeup artist. 687 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,830 I'm so much more, and I cannot wait to show these bitches. 688 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,871 Ah-choo! 689 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:41,773 She's sickening. 690 00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:46,878 I am Utica Queen, and I am from Utica, Minnesota. 691 00:30:46,878 --> 00:30:48,980 See what I did there? 692 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,682 I'm the queen of the unexpected. 693 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:53,618 I am the wacky, inflatable, waving-arms tube queen. 694 00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:59,458 I'm always dishing a hot dish of ridiculousness to an audience. 695 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,626 I'm so excited to spread smiles 696 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:04,329 to all the wonderful people in the world. 697 00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:05,530 Hello! 698 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,232 Hi, I'm Gottmik. Nice to meet you. 699 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,334 A pleasure, Utica. Nice to meet you. 700 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,402 -Go ahead, you look gorg! -God, your paint. 701 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,604 Good morning, hello, and good night. 702 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,206 Hi, how are you? [laughs] 703 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:15,907 This is crazy! 704 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,242 So what type of drag is she? 705 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:18,243 What does she do? 706 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,644 So I'm really kooky. 707 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:21,413 Uh-huh. 708 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,348 It's kind of like if your best friend's a supermodel. 709 00:31:23,348 --> 00:31:24,483 Like, she walks into the room, 710 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,017 but then she trips and falls on her face 711 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,286 and eats her own booger. 712 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:30,655 Uh, that's me. [both laugh] 713 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,324 [alarm, thunder] Oh, no. 714 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,558 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 715 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,361 She done already done had herses. 716 00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:41,032 The alarms are going off, the lighting is changing. 717 00:31:41,032 --> 00:31:42,567 Oh, my God, I love this lighting, though. 718 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,303 It's matching my outfit, so I'm living for that. 719 00:31:46,438 --> 00:31:48,340 Welcome, queens. 720 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:51,109 Meet me on the main stage, 721 00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:53,378 because I wanna see you sweat. 722 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,249 I'm already sweating. 723 00:31:57,249 --> 00:31:58,450 Aah! What's happening? 724 00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,791 Welcome to the main stage. 725 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,058 -Whoo! -Thank you! 726 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:08,627 Thank you for having us. 727 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:11,797 Now, listen, we just wanna get to know you a little better. 728 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:16,101 So starting with Gottmik, we're gonna talk to the judges. 729 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,302 Hey, Gottmik. 730 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:18,637 Hey, Ross. How are you? 731 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,472 How would you describe your drag? 732 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,742 I like everything to be kind of Pierrot inspired, 733 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,178 clown, black and white, 734 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,815 but with, like, a vibrant, campy touch to it. 735 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:32,384 We can obviously see that you are great with makeup, 736 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:33,819 and you've got a great fashion sense. 737 00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,086 Thank you. 738 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:37,923 Would you describe yourself as a lip sync assassin? 739 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:43,762 I'm not a lip sync assassin, 740 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,597 but I can lip sync the house down for sure. 741 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,232 Okay. 742 00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:48,333 Thank you, Gottmik. 743 00:32:48,333 --> 00:32:49,768 Thank you. 744 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:52,070 -Up next, Utica. -Hi. 745 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:56,308 I wanna know how this outfit describes who Utica is, 746 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,976 and why is there a strawberry on your head? 747 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,477 So the strawberry, 748 00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:02,514 I used to be allergic to strawberries growing up, 749 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:06,585 and it's kind of a testament to me getting through it. 750 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,788 [laughs] So... That's so crazy. 751 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:12,791 -It's so dumb. Whoo-oo. -I love it. Okay, go on. 752 00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:13,925 And, yeah, I would say my style 753 00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:16,027 is if you took this pattern and that pattern 754 00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,495 and this pattern and this pattern and put it in a jar, 755 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:21,733 and then shook it all up and then there you go, 756 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,602 but with a touch of polish. 757 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,903 Just a touch. 758 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,204 Are you a little nervous? 759 00:33:26,204 --> 00:33:27,873 Feel it in my nuggets. 760 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:29,441 -You feel what? -I feel it in my nuggets. 761 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,676 Oh, okay. We all love nuggets. 762 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,545 [laughs] 763 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:34,913 Ladies, I have a question. 764 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:40,185 How well do you perform under pressure? 765 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,189 Actually, you know what? Don't answer that. 766 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,491 I think we're about to find out. 767 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,962 Two queens stand before me. 768 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:56,668 What? Right off the bat? 769 00:33:56,668 --> 00:34:00,372 Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me 770 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:05,644 and save yourself from getting the porkchop. 771 00:34:08,346 --> 00:34:10,482 The time has come... [thunder] 772 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,951 for you to lip sync... 773 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:14,486 for... 774 00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,455 your... 775 00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:19,124 [echoing] ...life. Hah! 776 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,428 I'm cracking my knuckles right now. 777 00:34:23,428 --> 00:34:25,597 But, like, getting ready, like, focused. 778 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,367 No one is sending me home on the first episode. 779 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:33,772 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 780 00:34:33,772 --> 00:34:35,807 [music plays] 781 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:44,316 ♪ Saturday, steppin' into the club ♪ 782 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,318 ♪ There'll be someone wanna tell DJ turn it up ♪ 783 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,320 ♪ I feel the energy all around ♪ 784 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,655 ♪ And my body can't stop moving to the sound ♪ 785 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,324 ♪ But I can tell that you're watching me ♪ 786 00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,893 ♪ And you're probably gonna write what you didn't see ♪ 787 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,861 ♪ Well, I just need a little space to breathe ♪ 788 00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,463 ♪ Can you please respect my privacy? ♪ 789 00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,166 ♪ I'm tired of rumors starting ♪ 790 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:03,234 ♪ I'm sick of being followed ♪ 791 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:05,203 ♪ I'm tired of people lying ♪ 792 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:07,172 ♪ Sayin' what they want about me ♪ 793 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,507 ♪ Why can't they back up off me? ♪ 794 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:11,643 ♪ Why can't they let me live? ♪ 795 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,678 ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪ 796 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:15,680 ♪ Take this for just what it is ♪ 797 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,881 ♪ Here we are back up in the club ♪ 798 00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,183 ♪ People taking pictures ♪ 799 00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,051 ♪ Don't you think they get enough? ♪ 800 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:21,553 ♪ I just wanna be all over the floor ♪ 801 00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:22,854 ♪ And throw my hands up in the air ♪ 802 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,322 ♪ To the beat like, what? ♪ 803 00:35:24,322 --> 00:35:25,924 ♪ I've gotta say, respectfully ♪ 804 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,093 ♪ I would like it if you take the cameras off of me ♪ 805 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:30,362 ♪ 'Cause I just want a little room to breathe ♪ 806 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:32,497 ♪ Can you please respect my privacy? ♪ 807 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:35,767 ♪ I'm tired of rumors, rumors ♪ 808 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,135 ♪ Followed, followed, followed ♪ 809 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,104 ♪ Followed, followed, followed, followed ♪ 810 00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,239 ♪ But they follow me ♪ 811 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,675 ♪ Why can't they-- they--they--they--they ♪ 812 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:46,378 ♪ Let me live? ♪ 813 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,280 ♪ Take this for just what it is ♪ 814 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,316 ♪ I'm tired of rumors starting ♪ 815 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:53,084 ♪ I'm sick of being followed ♪ 816 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,853 ♪ I'm tired of people lying ♪ 817 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,455 ♪ Sayin' what they want about me ♪ 818 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,391 ♪ Why can't they back up off me? ♪ 819 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:01,626 ♪ Why can't they let me live? ♪ 820 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:03,795 ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪ 821 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,897 ♪ Take this for just what it is ♪ 822 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,665 Whoo! 823 00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:10,635 [laughter and applause] 824 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:14,305 Ladies, I've made my decision. 825 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,576 Oh, what's gonna happen next? 826 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:21,613 This is crazy! 827 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:28,119 Ladies, I've made my decision. 828 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:37,128 Gottmik, shantay you stay. 829 00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:40,165 Oh, my God, thank you. 830 00:36:40,165 --> 00:36:43,902 I fucking just won a lip sync on RuPaul's Drag Race. 831 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,970 Hello! 832 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:48,106 Utica, I'm sorry, my dear, 833 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:51,843 but that means you're getting the porkchop. 834 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:56,648 Now sashay away. 835 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,850 Thank you very much for this opportunity. 836 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:01,252 Oh! No! 837 00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:03,421 It can't end this soon. 838 00:37:03,421 --> 00:37:06,524 I'll get you for this, RuPaul! 839 00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:07,992 [laughing] 840 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,839 Hey! 841 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:25,743 Oh, my God, I am the first one here. 842 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,979 I could have gone to the dentist. 843 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,218 My name is Rosé, and I reside at the busy intersection 844 00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:36,287 of Wit Avenue and Fashion Boulevard. 845 00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:38,389 Rosé is a comedy queen, 846 00:37:38,389 --> 00:37:42,794 kind of like if Robin Williams and Jim Carrey had a child. 847 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,497 What a horrible daughter for the two of them to procreate. 848 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:47,432 [laughs] 849 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:50,135 Got a little stage going on here. 850 00:37:50,135 --> 00:37:52,637 I'm not gonna step on that. It might collapse. 851 00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,172 I had breakfast today. 852 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:56,107 I'm a singer and a dancer. 853 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,711 I was on The Voice and America's Got Talent. 854 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,980 I'm very competitive. I don't like to lose. 855 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:05,150 But I usually win. [laughs] 856 00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:08,319 I should, uh, probably wipe off this tooth, 857 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,855 since no one's gonna see it. 858 00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:13,091 I'm basically doing shtick for an empty house, 859 00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:15,794 which is not something Rosé's used to, I'm proud to say. 860 00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:28,940 Lux be a lady tonight. 861 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:35,413 I'm Olivia Lux, and I like to light up a room 862 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:38,216 whenever I walk into a space. 863 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:41,953 I consider Olivia Lux as that diva, 864 00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:45,223 but that, like, really nice diva, 865 00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:46,891 like Diana Ross and the Supremes. 866 00:38:46,891 --> 00:38:48,293 Oh, my God! [both laugh] 867 00:38:48,293 --> 00:38:50,795 -You look so good. -Mwah, mwah. 868 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:51,996 You look amazing. 869 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:53,198 It's so good to see you. 870 00:38:53,198 --> 00:38:54,432 You, too, baby. I think the last time 871 00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:58,169 I saw you in drag was literally Lady Liberty. 872 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,638 Yeah, where I was a contestant and you were hosting it. 873 00:39:00,638 --> 00:39:03,541 I look up to Rosé so much. 874 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,044 She's, like, New York City drag royalty. 875 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:10,949 And now we're in America's biggest drag pageant together. 876 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,117 Like, whaaa. 877 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,752 At that time, I had been doing drag 878 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,088 for, like, what, six months? 879 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,756 Wait, how long have you been doing drag? 880 00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:19,791 Like, a year and a half. 881 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,427 A year and a half? Okay, girl. 882 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:25,396 I'm a little surprised to see Olivia here, to be honest, 883 00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:27,532 because I would expect Olivia 884 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,401 to take just a little bit longer to be really ripe enough. 885 00:39:30,401 --> 00:39:33,905 But her smile is stunning, 886 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:36,407 and I can't wait to knock her teeth out one by one. 887 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,710 [laughs] 888 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,645 [alarm, thunder] 889 00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,247 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 890 00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:45,149 She done already done had herses. 891 00:39:45,149 --> 00:39:47,819 Welcome, ladies. What? 892 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:50,054 Were you expecting more? 893 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,524 Good, because so am I. 894 00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:57,295 Meet me on the main stage. 895 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:58,396 Ha! 896 00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,530 Pronto! 897 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,400 Okay, the main stage. 898 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,802 -Let's go! -Let's go! 899 00:40:04,802 --> 00:40:09,073 Oh, it is about to start, honey. 900 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,847 Welcome, ladies. 901 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,349 Breathe deep and take in 902 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,686 the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent 903 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:24,455 of the queens that came before you. 904 00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,791 The smell of hairspray and desperation. 905 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,493 [both chuckle] 906 00:40:28,493 --> 00:40:31,863 Now, the judges wanna get to know you a little bit better, 907 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:33,431 starting with Rosé. 908 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:36,768 What does this outfit tell us about you, Rosé? 909 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:39,103 RuPaul always says that if you wanna make money, 910 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,371 you should wear a suit. 911 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:43,508 And I never understood that, so I wore this instead. 912 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:45,009 [all laugh] 913 00:40:45,009 --> 00:40:47,845 I think I recognize you from New York. 914 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,481 Are you part of the girl group with Jan? 915 00:40:50,481 --> 00:40:52,150 Yes, I am. Stephanie's Child. 916 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,519 Are you planning on lasting a little longer than Jan? 917 00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:58,122 I am absolutely planning on lasting longer than Jan. 918 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,123 -Ooh. -Okay. 919 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,793 Up next, Olivia Lux. 920 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,261 Hi. 921 00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:08,299 I would love to know what this outfit says about Olivia Lux. 922 00:41:08,299 --> 00:41:11,336 Well, I do love a good Showgirl moment, 923 00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:13,237 and I thought I'd go with something 924 00:41:13,237 --> 00:41:15,640 that reminded me of a theater curtain. 925 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,209 And a large purse for all those things you have in it. 926 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,577 Exactly. 927 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,213 I like to carry my extra eyelashes in this. 928 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:23,414 [all laugh] 929 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:26,117 If I were to go see an Olivia Lux show, 930 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,686 how would it be different than any other drag queen show? 931 00:41:28,686 --> 00:41:31,522 I really like to incorporate live drag elements, 932 00:41:31,522 --> 00:41:35,093 so you may see me sit down at the piano for a bit, you know. 933 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,627 Well, I love a big organ. 934 00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:39,230 [all laugh] 935 00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:43,901 Ladies, we're doing things a little differently this season. 936 00:41:43,901 --> 00:41:45,203 It's all come down to this. 937 00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,306 Two queens stand before me. 938 00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:55,913 Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me 939 00:41:55,913 --> 00:42:01,185 and save yourself from getting the porkchop. 940 00:42:04,455 --> 00:42:06,491 The time has come... [thunder] 941 00:42:06,491 --> 00:42:08,559 for you to lip sync... 942 00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,328 for your life. 943 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:15,233 For our life? 944 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,901 On day one? 945 00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,302 And against Rosé? 946 00:42:18,302 --> 00:42:24,308 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 947 00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:27,879 [music plays] 948 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:34,419 ♪ Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man ♪ 949 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:37,388 ♪ I showed him all the things that he didn't understand ♪ 950 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:39,690 ♪ Whoa ♪ 951 00:42:39,690 --> 00:42:42,460 ♪ And then I let him go ♪ 952 00:42:44,462 --> 00:42:48,299 ♪ Now there's one in California who's been cursing my name ♪ 953 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,935 ♪ 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK ♪ 954 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:52,970 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 955 00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:56,140 ♪ Until I made my getaway ♪ 956 00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:02,180 ♪ One, two, three, they gonna run back to me ♪ 957 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:05,249 ♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep ♪ 958 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:08,786 ♪ One, two, three, they gonna run back to me ♪ 959 00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:12,457 ♪ They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave ♪ 960 00:43:12,457 --> 00:43:17,028 ♪ Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's, they haunt me ♪ 961 00:43:17,028 --> 00:43:20,331 ♪ Like gho-oh-osts, they want me ♪ 962 00:43:20,331 --> 00:43:22,667 ♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪ 963 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,636 ♪ They won't let go ♪ 964 00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:31,008 ♪ My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's, they haunt me ♪ 965 00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:34,278 ♪ Like gho-oh-osts, they want me ♪ 966 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,113 ♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪ 967 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:38,182 ♪ They won't let go... ♪ 968 00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:40,751 It sounds so cliché and band camp 969 00:43:40,751 --> 00:43:42,386 to say that I am one with the music, 970 00:43:42,386 --> 00:43:46,591 but, honey, I am one with the music. 971 00:43:46,591 --> 00:43:49,861 [guitar solo] 972 00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:56,400 I'm an incredible lip syncer. 973 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,502 I'm gonna show the judges 974 00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,203 that I've got a few tricks up my sleeve 975 00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:00,771 and I'm the bitch to watch. 976 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:01,839 ♪ But they never wanna leave ♪ 977 00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:03,174 ♪ My ex's ♪ 978 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:06,544 ♪ And the oh, oh, oh's, they haunt me ♪ 979 00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:10,047 ♪ Like gho-oh-osts, they want me ♪ 980 00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:11,649 ♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪ 981 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:15,553 ♪ They won't let go ♪ 982 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:19,657 ♪ Ex's and the oh, oh, oh's, they haunt me ♪ 983 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,761 ♪ Like gho-oh-osts, they want me ♪ 984 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,097 ♪ To make 'em, oh, oh, oh ♪ 985 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:28,466 ♪ They won't let go ♪ 986 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:31,169 ♪ Ex's and oh's ♪ 987 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:36,140 [laughter and applause] 988 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,679 Ladies, I've made my decision. 989 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:49,253 Olivia Lux, shantay you stay. 990 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,324 Aah! [laughs] I can't believe it! 991 00:44:53,324 --> 00:44:54,759 Thank you. 992 00:44:54,759 --> 00:44:55,760 I'm shocked! 993 00:44:56,827 --> 00:44:59,764 Rosé, I'm sorry, my dear, 994 00:44:59,764 --> 00:45:04,502 but that means you're getting the porkchop. 995 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:08,506 What? Wait, what? 996 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,943 Now sashay away. 997 00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:13,978 Thank you. 998 00:45:15,613 --> 00:45:17,715 Oh, wait, I'm so confused. 999 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:18,716 Me, too. [laughs] 1000 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,717 I just got here. 1001 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,319 I haven't done anything. 1002 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,987 I haven't even opened my suitcase. 1003 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:26,023 Am I supposed to, like, leave with a zinger? 1004 00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:30,861 I'm not sure what's going on, but bye, I think. 1005 00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,334 [siren] 1006 00:45:38,102 --> 00:45:40,638 Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with fire? 1007 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:42,840 Now let's turn it and burn it, bitches! 1008 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,675 I'm Tina Burner, 1009 00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:47,378 and I'm New York's premiere costume comedy queen. 1010 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:50,481 I have been a staple in the drag community for 10 years. 1011 00:45:50,481 --> 00:45:52,550 I am just large and in charge. 1012 00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:55,519 I'm The Muppets Take Manhattan, okay? 1013 00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,388 [chuckles] 1014 00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:59,523 I have a reputation of being, like, loud and outspoken. 1015 00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,660 I got a lot to say, and I will not be silent. 1016 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,330 The fireworks show is on--ooh-- 1017 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:09,533 Oh, clean brushes. Thank God. 1018 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,736 I am literally gonna light this place up. 1019 00:46:11,736 --> 00:46:14,972 Ah, fire. Oh, my gosh, did I just do, like, Showgirls? 1020 00:46:14,972 --> 00:46:16,440 I did! 1021 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,011 [laughs] Whoo! 1022 00:46:26,584 --> 00:46:29,420 The Mackie doll is finally out of her box. 1023 00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:30,988 I'm Kahmora Hall, 1024 00:46:30,988 --> 00:46:33,190 and I'm Chicago's premiere Mackie Barbie doll. 1025 00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:36,093 Kahmora Hall is always living that rich, white woman fantasy. 1026 00:46:36,093 --> 00:46:38,562 She is just dripping in luxury. 1027 00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:40,464 You can smell the privilege off of her. 1028 00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,433 And my drag is all about the glitz and glam. 1029 00:46:42,433 --> 00:46:45,069 Shine and sparkle never go out of style. 1030 00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:46,470 -Hey! -Hi! 1031 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:48,973 Oh, my God, Miss Big Red, how are you? 1032 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:50,241 Mwah, mwah! 1033 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:51,676 -Kahmora Hall. -Kahmora Hall? 1034 00:46:51,676 --> 00:46:53,177 Kah-mora, okay? 1035 00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:54,979 Not Kim-mora, Kah-mora. 1036 00:46:54,979 --> 00:46:56,213 -Get it right. -Kahmora Hall, got it. 1037 00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:57,281 That's right. 1038 00:46:57,281 --> 00:46:59,316 -Tina Burner. -Oh, I know you, girl. 1039 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,518 I know who Tina Burner is. 1040 00:47:00,518 --> 00:47:01,919 She is a local legend, 1041 00:47:01,919 --> 00:47:04,455 and even though she's the only one there right now, 1042 00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,624 I just know that she's one to watch out for. 1043 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,292 So who are you wearing? 1044 00:47:08,292 --> 00:47:09,894 I'm giving you a firefighter, honey. 1045 00:47:09,894 --> 00:47:11,595 I'm just giving you the whole Tina Burner experience 1046 00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:12,596 from head to toe. 1047 00:47:12,596 --> 00:47:13,898 I see. 1048 00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:17,401 You look like a sexy hot dog right now. 1049 00:47:17,401 --> 00:47:18,803 Kahmora is shady, bitch. 1050 00:47:18,803 --> 00:47:21,939 I'm, like, yes, you can be on Team Burner. 1051 00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:26,510 Oh! 1052 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:28,312 ♪ I'm the queen you want to see ♪ 1053 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,681 ♪ Elliott with 2 Ts, okay? ♪ 1054 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:33,984 ♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh-uh ♪ 1055 00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,386 Okay? Get into it. 1056 00:47:35,386 --> 00:47:36,887 White girls can't dance, huh? 1057 00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:38,489 [both laugh] 1058 00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:40,491 My name is Elliott with 2 Ts, 1059 00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:42,293 and I'm the most famous drag queen 1060 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:44,328 you ain't never heard of. [laughs] 1061 00:47:44,328 --> 00:47:48,432 My drag is very much a housewife with a secret. 1062 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,601 I've been doing drag since I was 15 years old, 1063 00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,303 dancing, acting, singing. 1064 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:56,741 I didn't practice my autograph since I was a baby for nothing. 1065 00:47:56,741 --> 00:47:58,242 She looks fun. 1066 00:47:58,242 --> 00:48:00,077 -[laughs] -Sis. 1067 00:48:00,077 --> 00:48:02,613 She got a windbreaker on and some pants, 1068 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:03,748 and I'm just, like, sis, 1069 00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:06,050 do you just go power walking with my mom? 1070 00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:07,084 -Hi! -Hello, hello. 1071 00:48:07,084 --> 00:48:09,053 Hi. I'm Kahmora. 1072 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,588 I'm Elliott with 2 Ts. 1073 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:11,722 -Hi, Elliott with 2 Ts. -Hello. 1074 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,291 All I can think about is ET. 1075 00:48:15,326 --> 00:48:18,162 Elliott... 1076 00:48:18,162 --> 00:48:19,797 And I was, like, ooh, girl. 1077 00:48:19,797 --> 00:48:21,365 She needs to phone home 1078 00:48:21,365 --> 00:48:23,768 and get a new outfit for the werkroom entrance, girl. 1079 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:25,035 I've seen you before. 1080 00:48:25,035 --> 00:48:28,472 You were at a drag brunch in Las Vegas. 1081 00:48:28,472 --> 00:48:30,441 I sure was. 1082 00:48:30,441 --> 00:48:31,475 That's where I'm from. 1083 00:48:31,475 --> 00:48:33,110 Is this look very Vegas or something? 1084 00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,446 I'm just curious what your inspiration was. 1085 00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:36,647 Here we go with the shade. 1086 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:37,815 That is not shade! 1087 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,784 Here you go. Watch out for her. 1088 00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:41,819 [alarm, thunder] 1089 00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:44,288 RuPaul: Ooh, girl. 1090 00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:45,923 Is this really happening right now? 1091 00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:51,262 My queens, main stage, now. 1092 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:52,563 [laughs] 1093 00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:56,367 Get to the main stage. Is that what they said? 1094 00:48:57,802 --> 00:49:00,271 I don't understand. What's going on? 1095 00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:03,440 Trying to raise my eyebrows, but they don't raise right now. 1096 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:06,610 All that pumping. 1097 00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:07,912 Wait, let me get my purse! 1098 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,750 Are they moving? [laughs] 1099 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,255 Welcome, ladies. Surprised to see me? 1100 00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:21,025 Say hello to the judges. 1101 00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:23,227 -Hello, judges. -Hi! 1102 00:49:23,227 --> 00:49:24,929 They're dying to get to know 1103 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:27,464 a little bit more about each of you. 1104 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,468 Starting with Tina Burner. 1105 00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,637 Little bit of a New York legend here with you. 1106 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972 I'm glad to see you here. 1107 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,874 That just means I'm old. 1108 00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:38,175 Well, join the club, sweetheart. 1109 00:49:38,175 --> 00:49:40,411 You've got your whole fire department thing going on. 1110 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:42,947 Does this speak to us and tell us who you are? 1111 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,583 I'm, like, a campy, comedy, sassy queen. 1112 00:49:45,583 --> 00:49:47,184 So, like, Tina Burner, turn it and burn it, 1113 00:49:47,184 --> 00:49:48,285 burning down the house. 1114 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:50,754 And so, we're here to put that fire out 1115 00:49:50,754 --> 00:49:52,690 with my large hose. 1116 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,958 Yeah. [laughs] 1117 00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:55,059 Sss. 1118 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:57,895 Is it true that you were in a boy band 1119 00:49:57,895 --> 00:49:59,663 when you were 19 years old? 1120 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,931 Yes, I was in a boy band. 1121 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:02,833 After three years, I had to say Bye, Bye, Bye. 1122 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:03,868 [all laugh] 1123 00:50:03,868 --> 00:50:05,302 You guys are no longer N'Sync? 1124 00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:09,406 No. No. We're more like the Back Door Boys now, you know? 1125 00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,242 Well, that's a fascinating back story. 1126 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:14,378 We got a lotta back going on today. 1127 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:15,579 Back to you, Ru. 1128 00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:18,616 [all laugh] 1129 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,084 -Up next, Elliott. -Hi. 1130 00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:22,553 You look like a member of Exposé. 1131 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:23,554 Okay. 1132 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:25,022 Yes, I love that outfit. 1133 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,056 Thank you. 1134 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:27,625 What does it say about you? 1135 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:30,828 I love an eighties throwback, I love a good structured moment. 1136 00:50:30,828 --> 00:50:32,062 I grew up as a dancer, 1137 00:50:32,062 --> 00:50:34,698 so the big dancing female divas of the eighties 1138 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:35,866 really speak to me. 1139 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,535 What kind of dancing did you grow up doing? 1140 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,237 Well, not to Brooke Lynn Hytes myself, 1141 00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:42,139 but I was a ballet dancer my whole life, 1142 00:50:42,139 --> 00:50:45,309 and I worked on cruise ships for a while as a dancer. 1143 00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:47,945 And what was your favorite port of call? 1144 00:50:47,945 --> 00:50:49,747 My favorite was Cozumel. 1145 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,282 You like to party, don't you? 1146 00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:53,417 A little bit. Just a little bit. 1147 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,553 [all laugh] 1148 00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:58,355 Last but not least, Kahmora Hall. 1149 00:50:58,355 --> 00:50:59,523 You know, I just watched 1150 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:00,858 Beyond the Valley of the Dolls last night 1151 00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:02,760 again for the eightieth time, 1152 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,064 and your hair is serving Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. 1153 00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:08,299 That was definitely the inspiration. 1154 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:09,300 You look stunning. 1155 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:10,868 Thank you so much. 1156 00:51:10,868 --> 00:51:13,737 I really love this look that you have on. 1157 00:51:13,737 --> 00:51:14,939 Who's the designer? 1158 00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:17,474 It's an original Bob Mackie. 1159 00:51:17,474 --> 00:51:18,943 I bought it from an auction house, 1160 00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,311 and I just had to have it. 1161 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,412 What? 1162 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:22,479 They had it reconstructed to fit my body, 1163 00:51:22,479 --> 00:51:24,214 because I'm sample size. 1164 00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,950 -That is insane. -Wow. 1165 00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,117 I love it. 1166 00:51:27,117 --> 00:51:28,185 Kahmora Hall, any relation 1167 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,988 to our queen Jaida Essence Hall? 1168 00:51:30,988 --> 00:51:33,324 Jaida Essence Hall is my big sister. 1169 00:51:33,324 --> 00:51:34,591 The House of Hall. 1170 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:36,994 we're known for great shoulders and great clavicles. 1171 00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:39,229 Yes. [laughs] That's always good to know. 1172 00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:41,765 Well, those are some very big shoes to fill. 1173 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:43,067 She got some big feet, so, yeah. 1174 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:44,868 Exactly. [laughs] 1175 00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:45,936 Thank you, Kahmora. 1176 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,171 Thank you. 1177 00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:48,939 Ladies, show of hands. 1178 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,374 Who likes surprises? 1179 00:51:50,374 --> 00:51:52,409 -Me! -Love 'em! 1180 00:51:52,409 --> 00:51:53,510 Oh, goodie. 1181 00:51:53,510 --> 00:51:55,446 Three queens stand before me. 1182 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:00,684 What? 1183 00:52:00,684 --> 00:52:04,388 Ladies, this is your first chance to impress me 1184 00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:09,560 and save yourself from getting the porkchop. 1185 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:12,963 The time has come... [thunder] 1186 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:16,266 for you to lip sync... 1187 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:21,839 ..for your life. 1188 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,777 Nobody puts Burner in the corner, okay? 1189 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,178 Because I'll tell you what. 1190 00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:30,280 I didn't come all this way to watch these bitches beat me. 1191 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,853 Good luck, and don't fuck it up. 1192 00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:40,124 ♪ Hey, sista, go, sista, soul sista, flow, sista ♪ 1193 00:52:40,124 --> 00:52:43,927 ♪ Hey, sista, go, sista, soul sista, flow, sista ♪ 1194 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:48,165 ♪ He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge ♪ 1195 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:53,237 ♪ Struttin' her stuff on the street ♪ 1196 00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:57,474 ♪ She said, hello, hey, Joe, you wanna give it a go, oh ♪ 1197 00:52:57,474 --> 00:53:00,377 ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da ♪ 1198 00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,678 ♪ Da, da, da ♪ 1199 00:53:01,678 --> 00:53:05,482 ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya here ♪ 1200 00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:06,483 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1201 00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:10,020 ♪ Mocha chocolata, ya-ya... ♪ 1202 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,689 Thank God Bob Mackie works for all occasions. 1203 00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:15,526 I'm feeling confident and beautiful. 1204 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,161 I'm killing it. 1205 00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:19,096 ♪ We come through with the money and the garter belts ♪ 1206 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:21,131 ♪ Let him know we 'bout that cake straight out the gate ♪ 1207 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,333 ♪ We independent women, some mistake us for whores ♪ 1208 00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,136 ♪ I'm sayin' why spend mine when I can spend yours? ♪ 1209 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,638 ♪ Disagree? Well, that's you, and I'm sorry ♪ 1210 00:53:27,638 --> 00:53:30,507 ♪ Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari ♪ 1211 00:53:30,507 --> 00:53:32,309 ♪ Wear high-heel shoes, get love from the dudes ♪ 1212 00:53:32,309 --> 00:53:34,411 ♪ Four badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge ♪ 1213 00:53:34,411 --> 00:53:38,515 ♪ What? Creole lady Marmalade ♪ 1214 00:53:38,515 --> 00:53:39,516 [all laugh] 1215 00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:41,118 ♪ One more time, come on ♪ 1216 00:53:41,118 --> 00:53:43,487 ♪ Marmalade ♪ 1217 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,055 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1218 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:49,726 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, oh ♪ 1219 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:53,430 ♪ Touch of her skin, feeling silky smooth ♪ 1220 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:56,800 ♪ Hey! Color of café au lait... ♪ 1221 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,502 I'm a Clydesdale in this battle right now. 1222 00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:00,104 I'm not no little My Little Pony. 1223 00:54:00,104 --> 00:54:02,439 It is time to bury these girls. 1224 00:54:02,439 --> 00:54:03,640 -♪ More ♪ -♪ More ♪ 1225 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,443 -♪ More ♪ -♪ More ♪ 1226 00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:10,514 ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da ♪ 1227 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:14,151 ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya here ♪ 1228 00:54:14,151 --> 00:54:15,252 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ 1229 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:19,323 ♪ Mocha chocolate, ya-ya ♪ 1230 00:54:19,323 --> 00:54:24,761 ♪ Creole lady Marmalade ♪ 1231 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:30,734 ♪ Ooh, yes ♪ 1232 00:54:30,734 --> 00:54:34,838 [laughter and applause] 1233 00:54:34,838 --> 00:54:35,906 Great. 1234 00:54:35,906 --> 00:54:38,809 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1235 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:44,047 This is not what day one is supposed to be. 1236 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,885 I'm just trying not to throw up. 1237 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:54,191 Ladies, I've made my decision. 1238 00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:58,195 I would give up masturbating for a year 1239 00:54:58,195 --> 00:55:00,964 just to hear, "Tina Burner, shantay you stay." 1240 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:07,704 Tina Burner, shantay you stay. 1241 00:55:07,704 --> 00:55:10,874 Thank you so much. 1242 00:55:10,874 --> 00:55:12,676 Damn, I just won! 1243 00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:15,679 And the choices I made I will deal with. 1244 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:19,983 That means Kahmora Hall and Elliott, 1245 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:21,451 I'm sorry, my dears, 1246 00:55:21,451 --> 00:55:24,788 but you are both getting the porkchop. 1247 00:55:26,190 --> 00:55:27,491 Porkchop? 1248 00:55:29,426 --> 00:55:31,461 I don't like pork chops. 1249 00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:37,901 -Hey, ladies. -Hi! 1250 00:55:37,901 --> 00:55:40,137 -Hello! -Hi! 1251 00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,772 Okay, what is going on? 1252 00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,307 Hi, hi, hi. 1253 00:55:43,307 --> 00:55:44,975 I'm seeing all these other girls. 1254 00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,411 I see Denali, my Chicago sister. 1255 00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,146 I'm normally the queen 1256 00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:53,283 that knows all the twists and the gags and the goops. 1257 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:54,851 But this is throwing me for a loop. 1258 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,454 So you all just both lip synced. 1259 00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:58,889 -We just lip synced. -Yeah. 1260 00:55:58,889 --> 00:55:59,890 Oh, my God. 1261 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,291 -Porkchop. -Yeah. 1262 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,927 Welcome to all the people who went home first. 1263 00:56:03,927 --> 00:56:05,229 They can't send us home. 1264 00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:07,064 They can kind of do whatever they want. 1265 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,332 No! 1266 00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:09,566 I object. 1267 00:56:09,566 --> 00:56:11,368 We're trying to figure out what's going on. 1268 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,903 This is what we've been talking about this whole time 1269 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:14,605 is is this the real tea? 1270 00:56:14,605 --> 00:56:17,474 Here we all are in the porkchop lounge, 1271 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,043 who famously went home first. 1272 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,779 So is that what's gonna happen to all of us? 1273 00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:24,147 I'm not okay with that. 1274 00:56:24,147 --> 00:56:27,718 I wonder what the winners are doing right now? 1275 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,820 [all laugh] 1276 00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,855 We won our first challenge, essentially. 1277 00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:33,023 I know! 1278 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,258 Clearly Team Talent. 1279 00:56:34,258 --> 00:56:36,593 [all laugh] 1280 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:37,861 Oh, shit. 1281 00:56:37,861 --> 00:56:40,731 -Oh! -Aah! 1282 00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,600 Yes! 1283 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,736 -Diva! -Winner's circle! 1284 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,105 Child, everyone in New York City 1285 00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:49,706 knows Tina auditions every year, 1286 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:52,242 and God bless her heart. 1287 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:53,443 She is ancient. 1288 00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,611 I love her to death, 1289 00:56:54,611 --> 00:56:56,380 but she needed to get on before she died. 1290 00:56:56,380 --> 00:56:58,682 -Hi, mama! -Hi! 1291 00:56:58,682 --> 00:57:00,517 New York is in the house! 1292 00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:01,952 Oh, goodness. 1293 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:03,754 Okay, we've got a New York girl 1294 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,456 that is a comedy queen and a campy queen. 1295 00:57:06,456 --> 00:57:08,925 You always gotta watch out for those girls, honey, 1296 00:57:08,925 --> 00:57:11,061 because they may not be gorg in the face, 1297 00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:13,263 but that don't mean shit. 1298 00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:16,133 Competition register locked. 1299 00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,902 So I'm guessing you won your lip sync as well? 1300 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:20,070 I did. Did you? 1301 00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:21,872 Mm, well, we're sitting right here, bitch. 1302 00:57:21,872 --> 00:57:23,640 We're all the winner's circle, all right. 1303 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:24,841 -All right! -Winner's circle! 1304 00:57:24,841 --> 00:57:27,978 I lip synced against a New York sister. 1305 00:57:27,978 --> 00:57:29,613 Oh. 1306 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:30,814 Rosé. 1307 00:57:30,814 --> 00:57:32,349 Rosé's here? 1308 00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:35,585 Oh, here we go. 1309 00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,623 Olivia beat Rosé in a lip sync? 1310 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:42,626 Miss Olivia Lux, who's been doing drag for 10 seconds? 1311 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:45,896 So I'm thinking Rosé's beside herself. 1312 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,364 Because, like, Rosé is, like, 1313 00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:48,665 a little more of a seasoned queen. 1314 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:50,600 She got, you know, America's Got Talent. 1315 00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,238 She is--"I was on The Voice," you know, "I can sing." 1316 00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:58,108 Well, I guess you couldn't lip sync. 1317 00:57:58,108 --> 00:58:01,111 Wait, so are the other girls gone? 1318 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:02,245 Do you think they're still here? 1319 00:58:02,245 --> 00:58:03,413 -They have to be. -They have to be. 1320 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:05,615 -It's not us. -I have no idea. 1321 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,551 But what I do know is that we here. 1322 00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:09,920 Aah! [laughs] 1323 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,455 We're stunning, we're winners, 1324 00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:14,925 and, baby, may the best woman win. 1325 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:16,593 Come on, Season 13! 1326 00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,362 Yes! 1327 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,631 Did you guys lip sync against each other? 1328 00:58:21,631 --> 00:58:23,166 It was us and then one other queen. 1329 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:24,267 Who were you against? 1330 00:58:24,267 --> 00:58:25,502 Tina Burner. 1331 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,703 Oh, fuck. 1332 00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:28,305 She's here! [laughs] 1333 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:30,040 Tina's from New York. 1334 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,208 So are you from New York, too? 1335 00:58:31,208 --> 00:58:32,242 I'm from New York. 1336 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,644 And Tina won against you beauties. 1337 00:58:34,644 --> 00:58:35,812 That fucking bitch. 1338 00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:36,913 [all laugh] 1339 00:58:36,913 --> 00:58:39,149 Me and Tina work in the same circles. 1340 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:40,817 I like Tina. 1341 00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:42,285 I don't think Tina likes me. 1342 00:58:42,285 --> 00:58:46,223 What in the heck do you think is about to happen next? 1343 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,357 We're gonna de-drag at the airport-- 1344 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,792 Our picture's gonna be on the wall 1345 00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:51,261 with the rest of the girls. 1346 00:58:51,261 --> 00:58:53,563 [bells play] 1347 00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:56,700 RuPaul: Attention, queens in the porkchop loading dock. 1348 00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,901 Oh, that's us. 1349 00:58:57,901 --> 00:59:00,971 The departure van will be arriving soon. 1350 00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:04,040 On behalf of the judges, 1351 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,209 we want to wish you safe travels, 1352 00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:10,180 wherever your final destination may be. 1353 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,784 Okay, so everything I just said, forget it. 1354 00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,218 I guess we're going home instead. 1355 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:17,287 Mm, girl, I told you. 1356 00:59:17,287 --> 00:59:19,022 The lady said... go home. 1357 00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:20,857 The lady said go home. 1358 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,295 For me, this is really, really emotional, 1359 00:59:25,295 --> 00:59:26,897 because this means the world to me. 1360 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,632 Like, this is my dream. 1361 00:59:28,632 --> 00:59:31,301 And, like, not getting to show the world anything 1362 00:59:31,301 --> 00:59:33,003 of what kind of drag queen you are, 1363 00:59:33,003 --> 00:59:37,774 it's just the period on a really shitty day. 1364 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:41,478 -Uh, Ru? -Yes? 1365 00:59:41,478 --> 00:59:42,813 You do realize 1366 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:45,549 you just eliminated half of the cast, right? 1367 00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:48,151 Oh. 1368 00:59:48,151 --> 00:59:49,553 Oh, okay, hold up. 1369 00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:50,687 [clears throat] 1370 00:59:52,956 --> 00:59:56,059 Attention, queens in the porkchop loading dock. 1371 00:59:56,059 --> 00:59:58,929 All is not lost. 1372 00:59:58,929 --> 01:00:02,866 You all have a chance to return to the competition. 1373 01:00:02,866 --> 01:00:09,206 First, you must give one of your fellow queens the chop. 1374 01:00:11,908 --> 01:00:18,281 What kind of All Stars bullshit is this? 1375 01:00:18,281 --> 01:00:19,983 This is just bonkers. 1376 01:00:19,983 --> 01:00:21,885 We don't know each other! 1377 01:00:21,885 --> 01:00:26,156 I repeat: You all have a chance to return to the competition, 1378 01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:31,828 but first, you must give one of your fellow queens the chop. 1379 01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:34,865 And remember, no matter what happens next, 1380 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:38,301 please enjoy a complimentary copy of my album, 1381 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:40,103 You're a Winner, Baby. 1382 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,939 Let the voting begin. 1383 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,576 Wait, for real-real? 1384 01:00:46,576 --> 01:00:49,079 I don't know. 1385 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:52,849 But I'm the only Black girl, so don't vote me off. 1386 01:00:52,849 --> 01:00:54,251 [laughter] 1387 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:55,919 Oh, my God. 1388 01:00:55,919 --> 01:00:57,187 Girl, we're gagged. 1389 01:00:57,187 --> 01:01:02,225 We just met, and now we have to send one of us home. 1390 01:01:02,225 --> 01:01:04,895 I thought I was already eliminated. 1391 01:01:04,895 --> 01:01:06,730 Well, guess what, filler queen? 1392 01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:08,365 You might be eliminated again. 1393 01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:16,973 RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race... 1394 01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:19,476 You need to perform a show-stopping version 1395 01:01:19,476 --> 01:01:22,145 of my song Condragulations. 1396 01:01:22,145 --> 01:01:25,682 ♪ Condragulations, you're number one ♪ 1397 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,884 You're somebody that I could not take my eye off of. 1398 01:01:29,152 --> 01:01:32,255 Racers, more twists and turns 1399 01:01:32,255 --> 01:01:34,190 are just around the corner. 1400 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:35,492 What the fuck? 1401 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,694 [bells play] 1402 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:40,063 I don't wanna vote anyone off. I don't know any of you yet. 1403 01:01:40,063 --> 01:01:41,197 We've literally just met. 1404 01:01:41,197 --> 01:01:42,966 We have to vote someone off. 1405 01:01:42,966 --> 01:01:44,601 This is a competition. 1406 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:47,037 This is what we signed up for. 1407 01:01:47,037 --> 01:01:48,171 Shit's about to go down. 1408 01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:53,243 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 1409 01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,378 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1410 01:01:55,378 --> 01:01:57,314 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 1411 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,282 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1412 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:01,151 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 1413 01:02:01,151 --> 01:02:03,053 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1414 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,055 ♪ I'm a winner ♪ 1415 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:06,523 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1416 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:08,692 ♪ Losers, weepers ♪ 1417 01:02:08,692 --> 01:02:10,193 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1418 01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:12,529 ♪ Finders, keepers ♪ 1419 01:02:12,529 --> 01:02:14,197 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 1420 01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:16,466 ♪ Losers, weepers ♪ 1421 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,935 ♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪ 101948