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Explain yourself.
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I'm taking photos of your feet
for perverts.
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- Ew!
- Hear me out.
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Remember when you couldn't return those
sneakers you bought
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and asked me to sell them online?
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Right after I listed them...
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...I got a message asking
if they'd been worn and sweat in.
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Before I could lie and say no...
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...I got another message.
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"Can I see your feet?"
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Apparently, there are a ton of
these feet freaks on the Internet.
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Oh, my God, did you write this?
"My little piggies got so sweaty."
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- Sexy, right?
- No. No, it's gross!
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That pair of sneakers
went for over $200.
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I have more in my closet.
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That was three weeks ago,
and we have made a ton of money since.
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All I have to do is wear
a different shoe every day.
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Hitting all of the right notes...
Ship it.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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Les finalistes
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pour L'Expo Internationale
du Closet sont...
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Kabinett Konig, Berlin.
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- Pritchett's Closets...
- Hah! Yes!
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- Aah!
- Yes, yes, yes!
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Yes!
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You guys are so gross!
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For the first time in company history,
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we are going to
the Expo Internationale du Closet!
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...Berlin. Pritchett's Closets.
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Son of a bitch, we did it! We did it!
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Manny, I appreciate you coming
from college for this moment.
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Yeah...
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Something like this only happens
once in a wee... year... lifetime?
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If that!
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I'm accustomed
to certain creature comforts
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that are hard to come by at school,
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so I've been stopping home
to...borrow things.
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You know, I may have to go shopping.
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I'm kind of between tuxedos,
size-wise, right now.
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- Oh, so this is a... big deal?
- It is.
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But, uh, don't feel you have
to live up to this.
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because that kind of pressure
can kill a kid.
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That's probably Claire calling me.
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These will be rolling in
all day, you know.
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Hello?
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Who still uses fax machines?
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You know what? People are gonna
want to see me at the office.
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I'll just play nine holes
and head in early, huh?
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- See you, kid!
- See you.
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My new real-estate company
is this close to its first sale.
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A sale we really need!
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Not just to prove my old partners wrong,
but also to pay the bills.
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Unfortunately, my client has
developed a case of cold feet.
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Phil, this house
is everything I have wanted.
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Great! Should we write up an offer?
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But, I am feeling a hostile energy.
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I can assure you this house is filled
with nothing but happy memories.
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- If these walls could talk...
- They can. And they are.
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Personally, I don't believe in
any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo.
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As a magician, I've learned
that every spooky happening
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has a perfectly reasonable explanation.
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Even the eeriest of illusions,
Satan's Elevator,
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is really just two mirrors and a tiny...
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Nice try.
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When Phil told me about this house,
I offered to help.
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Now that Manny's away at college
and Joe goes to kindergarten,
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I have time for one of my old hobbies...
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confronting the devil in all his forms.
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I have everything I need...
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sage, a spoon from
the Vatican cafeteria,
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my maracas...
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Oh, here she is!
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Mrs. Graham, looking well!
How are those peptides doing?
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Ooh, terrific! My shaman realigned them.
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And I got the last everything bagel,
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so I guess we both got off
to a great start today.
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What say, we buy a house?
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Oh, this is Gloria.
She'll be addressing your concerns.
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Nice to meet you.
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I instantly trust you. Why is that?
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Oh, I got it.
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We were once cats together.
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I joke! I'm not that crazy.
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Now, tell me about the ghost.
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Well, in these suburban cases,
it's usually a low-level haunting,
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like a dead unpaid gardener,
a dead jealous boyfriend,
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a dead dog who left something unfetched.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Oh, she's just taken with
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the natural light and the flow
at this price.
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It... it still gets me every time. Hey!
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You did it, you bastard!
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Be the change
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you want to see in the world...
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- I got here as soon as I could!
- Shh!
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In some ways, the words of Gandhi
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are truer today than ever before.
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The world is taking notice
of the Aurora walk-in,
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which is blurring the line
between storage and sanctuary.
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I want to take a moment
to celebrate our rock,
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our foundation,
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someone to whom
we owe a very special debt...
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Josie.
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Rock? Foundation? Josie? Who is that?!
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And to thank you all
for your amazing accomplishments,
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I have got an ice-cream cart
coming in this afternoon!
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That's right.
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I.T. guy, I need your help.
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- Cigar ash in your keyboard again?
- Something bigger.
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But, yeah, bring that little vacuum.
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My sister Pam came to stay with us
for a couple weeks.
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A year ago. In the unit upstairs...
which we used to rent for money,
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which we need to pay for everybody
in the unit downstairs.
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We had no choice. She was pregnant.
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The father, Bo, was in jail,
and she happens to be my best friend.
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Yeah, yeah,
like Tom and Jerry are best friends.
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Pam, did you remember the oranges?
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Say "oranges" one more time.
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Oranges.
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- Say it one more time!
- Oranges!
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And then she left the door open,
and poor Larry got out
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- and got in a fight with a possum.
- Ohh.
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Now we have to give him
antibiotics every day at noon,
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which he hates.
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On the positive side,
we've both been coming home at lunch
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because it's a two-man job,
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as it what we've also been enjoying
on our little lunch break...
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You look really cute in that suit.
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You look really cute
in those gym shorts.
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Only eight more days of cat antibiotics.
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Say "antibiotics" one more time.
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Antibiotics.
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Okay, sweetie,
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but Pam's Mommy and Me class
is only an hour,
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so, you know, hurry.
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Oh, a surprise, huh?
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Okay. Okay, well I can't wait.
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- Yeah?
- Afternoon.
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Oh, my God, are you the surprise?
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Um, I was thinking candles,
or flowers on the bed...
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My name is Bo Johnson,
and I am here to meet my baby boy
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and win back the love of my life,
Miss Pam Tucker.
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Oh, my... You're...
you're B... you are Bo.
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Um, okay, well, Pam is not here.
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Uh, I'm Mitchell, Cameron's husband.
He's talked so much about you.
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Oh, well,
he did have a little thing for me
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- back in high school.
- Yeah.
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I guess he's got a type.
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Stop it! Stop it. I am nothing like...
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Well, if you don't mind, actually,
I'd like to come in?
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Uh, I got to see man about a horse.
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But we don't have...
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That's a classy way of saying
I got to make my bladder gladder.
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Bathroom! Uh, yes... Uh, end
of the hall on... on the right. Yep.
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Oh, and the Teen Vogues
are our daughter's!
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We don't even know who Demi Lovato is!
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Okay, how did Larry get out again?
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God, it must've been your sister.
So, guess who is in the bathroom.
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Oh, well, my surprise was just candles,
but I'm not saying no.
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No, uh...It's Bo.
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- My Bo?
- No...
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Well, technically, he's...
he's more Pam's Bo,
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and I am your Mitchell.
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But yes. Yeah, he's here to take Pam
and the baby home!
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I mean, how great is that?
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Cameron Tucker!
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Get the hell out of my house.
Close those arms.
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Come on, Cam.
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- Yeah, come on, Cam.
- No.
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You are not getting
anywhere near my sister.
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Now get out!
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Hmm?
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Let's go! Get out!
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Uh, won't he just wait for Pam outside?
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- I mean... Okay, you know...
- Come back in!
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Great. There goes Larry again.
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You know, I'm starting to think
he's unhappy living here.
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Good. Good.
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Uh, no Velcro. Our brand
is a little more upscale.
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Uh-oh. Another buyer is tired
of seeing the same feet.
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Oh, it's my fault now? What's he
doing to keep things interesting?
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Why do I care?
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I'm surprised you were open to this.
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I'm surprised you know how to do this.
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Don't forget, we have to get
over to mom's work to ship shoes later.
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Wait a second, you're using Mom's FedEx?
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Every time she and Dad
have a fancy night out,
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she uses the hashtag
"Luke's college fund."
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So, yeah, I'm using her account.
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Is there something you're not
telling me about this house?
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I am kind of getting a murdery vibe.
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The only killing that's ever gonna
happen in this house
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is the one that's gonna happen
when you sell the place.
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Laughter makes the spirits hungry, Phil!
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Spirits? You means
there's more than one?
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Oh. Hi, Gil.
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Wait. No. Uh, Gil?
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Hey, Glo?
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Um...
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Uh, super stoked you're here.
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If... if I could give you one tiny note?
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Mrs. Graham's terror level,
which should be going down,
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- is actually going up.
- Mine too.
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Actually, I'm panicking right now!
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I can't believe
what I'm sensing right now!
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There is like, a humming sound,
vibrations, fear!
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I'm pretty sure that's all
coming off of me,
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because I'm about to lose
a sale I really need.
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How about this?
Just... just spin it a little.
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What are you asking me to do?
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In real estate, there are no dumps.
There are fixer-uppers.
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A small house is cozy.
How do we know this presence is bad?
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What about Casper? Or the Holy Ghost?
People love those guys...
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- Phil.
- Hey!
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It's bad, isn't it?
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No, it's... it's actually really good.
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Um, Gloria was just saying
she's making real progress.
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- Right, Gloria?
- I'm sorry,
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but there is a disturbing
presence in this house
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that I don't think that I can drive out.
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Well, that is it for me.
Phil, please let me know
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if you find something less haunted,
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still within walking distance
to my psychic.
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We'll be right back.
Bo, you want some iced tea?
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That'd be great. Thank you.
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No, you are not giving him iced tea.
This is not a garden party.
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But he did come all this way
to make things right.
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And you know what, Cam?
Prison changes people.
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- Oh, does it?
- Always. In a good and permanent way.
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- Ohh.
- I mean, look at him...
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No. Do not look at him. He is a siren.
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He draws you in with those
big beautiful blue eyes,
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and the next thing you know,
you're giving him
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your great-grandfather's
Civil War bayonet
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and he's selling it for Magic Beans.
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It's the brand of whiskey he drinks.
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I just... I think he deserves
a second chance.
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Why do you suddenly care so much
if Pam and Bo are back together?
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I'm a divorce lawyer, Cam.
I see families torn apart all the time.
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- The emotional cost is just too high.
- Oh.
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00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,140
The cost of everything is too high!
242
00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,143
Look, Pam made her bed.
Now she needs to get out of it
243
00:10:09,212 --> 00:10:12,079
so I can flip the mattress
to make some money off of it.
244
00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:14,215
Sounded more pimpy than I intended.
245
00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,450
Mm.
246
00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:17,718
Maybe Pam doesn't want
to live upstairs anymore.
247
00:10:17,787 --> 00:10:20,121
Maybe she wants to go with him
to Missouri.
248
00:10:20,190 --> 00:10:22,356
Or maybe you don't want Pam
to live upstairs
249
00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:24,091
and you want her to go home to Missouri.
250
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,594
I couldn't help but overhear,
since we're practically in the same room
251
00:10:26,663 --> 00:10:29,497
and you ain't exactly whispering...
Can I say something on my behalf?
252
00:10:29,566 --> 00:10:31,966
No, you may not!
Because if you cared about my sister,
253
00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:34,101
you would've been here
the moment baby Calhoun was born!
254
00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,871
I know, but when I got out of jail
for punching that police horse,
255
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:40,475
I discovered my truck had been towed.
I had to sell my plasma for cash.
256
00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:42,376
He thinks of others. Very noble.
257
00:10:42,445 --> 00:10:46,047
All I'm hearing is no car, no money,
compromised immune system.
258
00:10:46,115 --> 00:10:48,249
What a great role model.
And yes, he could be a model,
259
00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,586
but I will not be distracted
by those beautiful big blue eyes.
260
00:10:51,654 --> 00:10:54,522
Cam, I get it, all right?
I made a lot of mistakes.
261
00:10:54,591 --> 00:10:58,392
But like my plasma,
I decided to "B-positive."
262
00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:02,396
I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs,
whatever I could do to get here.
263
00:11:02,465 --> 00:11:05,366
I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun,
they're my family.
264
00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:09,237
Hell, you're my family.
265
00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:11,539
Okay, I want to believe you, Bo,
but, yeah, I just...
266
00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:12,874
yeah, I've been burned too many times.
267
00:11:12,942 --> 00:11:14,542
About that...
I got something to show you.
268
00:11:20,617 --> 00:11:23,351
Old Stonewall Tucker
would've wanted you to have this back.
269
00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:24,619
Oh, Stonewall.
270
00:11:24,687 --> 00:11:26,487
I'm guessing his statue's
no longer in the park.
271
00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:28,956
I thought you sold this.
Welp, that was the old Bo.
272
00:11:29,025 --> 00:11:31,692
The new Bo saved up
and bought it back for you.
273
00:11:31,761 --> 00:11:32,762
- See?
- Believe me,
274
00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:34,562
I'm trying to do the right thing.
275
00:11:35,598 --> 00:11:38,598
- Hey...
- Oh, Bo...
276
00:11:39,102 --> 00:11:41,101
What the hell is he doing here?!
277
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,794
Now, Pameron, Bo came back for you
and baby Calhoun!
278
00:11:43,863 --> 00:11:45,496
Yeah, just... just give him
a chance, okay?
279
00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:49,500
Oh, my gosh. Is this him?
Is... is that my boy?
280
00:11:49,569 --> 00:11:52,069
No. This is my car
and I have a little tiny driver.
281
00:11:52,138 --> 00:11:54,405
Of course it's him!
You stay away from us,
282
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:56,340
- Beauregard Lavern Johnson!
- Come on...
283
00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:58,943
And stop undressing me
with your devil blue eyes!
284
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:01,745
Okay, You know what?
I'll... I'll go... I'll go talk to her.
285
00:12:03,549 --> 00:12:04,549
Oof.
286
00:12:04,617 --> 00:12:07,418
Hey, thank you for pleading my case
back there with Cam.
287
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,153
I can tell, you're good lawyer.
288
00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:12,389
And I can tell you are a good man.
I am team Bo all the way.
289
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,791
All right, good.
290
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:15,659
'Cause I... I might need
some legal counsel.
291
00:12:15,728 --> 00:12:17,394
See, I... I didn't buy
that bayonet back,
292
00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:18,729
so much as I stole it.
293
00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:20,231
Oh, dear.
294
00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:23,868
Excuse me, everyone!
295
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:25,936
As founder of this company,
296
00:12:26,005 --> 00:12:28,539
which I built
with my own sweat and tears,
297
00:12:28,608 --> 00:12:29,940
I'd like to say a few words.
298
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,308
Before going into the future,
299
00:12:31,377 --> 00:12:33,177
it's important we honor how we got here.
300
00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:34,845
So I put together a little presentation.
301
00:12:34,914 --> 00:12:36,847
Dad, we're having ice cream.
302
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,783
They can lick and watch.
Ponytail, lights.
303
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:46,490
1946.
304
00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:49,493
An iron curtain
was descending over Europe.
305
00:12:49,562 --> 00:12:52,730
But in Youngstown, Ohio,
a child is born.
306
00:12:52,798 --> 00:12:55,799
While young Jay Pritchett
was superstar athlete,
307
00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:57,368
he was also an artist
308
00:12:57,436 --> 00:13:00,004
who dreamed of revolutionizing
an industry...
309
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,372
closets.
310
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,274
He just couldn't let me have my day.
311
00:13:03,342 --> 00:13:06,810
He had to make it all about him.
It was disgusting.
312
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:07,945
Although...
313
00:13:08,014 --> 00:13:11,348
the scene of him playing his father
denying him a startup loan?
314
00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,918
Surprisingly powerful.
315
00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,020
While America was doing the Hustle,
316
00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,222
Jay as hustling to build an empire,
317
00:13:18,291 --> 00:13:20,391
which is why one newspaper called him
318
00:13:20,459 --> 00:13:22,693
"the hardest working man in closets."
319
00:13:22,762 --> 00:13:24,628
That was an ad.
320
00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:27,598
Who would've thought the company,
built by that little boy,
321
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:31,735
would one day be the toast
of the international closet world?
322
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:35,172
Congratulations. We did it.
323
00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:38,075
Margaret's mixing some drinks.
324
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:41,845
Enjoy the afternoon.
325
00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:43,180
- Nice!
- Thank you.
326
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:48,111
Okay, Mrs. Graham's car is on its way!
327
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,546
You have five minutes
to convince her that this house is fine!
328
00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,516
- Something's in this wall, Phil.
- No, I am done with this nonsense!
329
00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:56,219
I can't believe I'm hearing this
from a person that believes in magic!
330
00:13:56,287 --> 00:14:00,055
I'm not the one who told you this,
but magic isn't actually magic.
331
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:03,639
- That didn't come from your ear.
- What? How?
332
00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:06,169
You're with them.
333
00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:07,737
There is no "them," Gloria.
334
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:10,140
Everybody says "What? How?"
to that trick.
335
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,375
That's how magic works.
Things that seem supernatural
336
00:14:12,444 --> 00:14:14,144
actually have a perfectly
logical explanation.
337
00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:17,747
This wall is warm, Phil.
It's radiating evil.
338
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,517
It is not radiating evil...
Oh, that is warm.
339
00:14:20,585 --> 00:14:22,619
- Oh!
- What was that?
340
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,320
- Faulty wiring, Phil?!
- How dare you?
341
00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:28,725
I would never sell a house
with faulty wiring!
342
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,160
You can hear that, right?
343
00:14:30,228 --> 00:14:31,861
You made them angry.
344
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,531
I don't believe in any of this!
But just in case...
345
00:14:35,767 --> 00:14:37,167
- What is this? Holy water?
- No.
346
00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:40,336
Cucumber water.
You think this skin just happens?
347
00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:43,139
Okay... okay.
The sellers are on their way home.
348
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:44,807
Let's just put everything back
the way we found it
349
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,109
and maybe swing by a church.
350
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:47,944
Come on!
351
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:50,513
Ohh!
352
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:52,749
Oh, my God! Bees!
353
00:14:52,817 --> 00:14:55,752
Oh! Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
354
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:58,254
Good news, Mrs. Graham, it's only bees!
355
00:14:58,323 --> 00:15:01,925
I'll follow up with the escrow
documents! Congrats! Ow!
356
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:06,296
Hey. So, that was a fun movie, Dad.
357
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,665
Kind of made it all about you, though.
358
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,800
Nonsense. Try a Jay-tini.
359
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,001
I'm good.
360
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,636
Congratulations on the Expo, boss.
361
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,004
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
362
00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:16,573
I think that what's her name
was talking to me.
363
00:15:16,641 --> 00:15:18,241
Oh?
364
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,843
Oh, Margaret,
what are my kids doing here?
365
00:15:20,912 --> 00:15:23,012
Oh, the kids have been using
the company shipping.
366
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,948
They've been coming in for weeks.
367
00:15:25,016 --> 00:15:26,683
I am so drunk.
368
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,518
Am I screaming?
369
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,956
What do you two think you're doing?
370
00:15:33,024 --> 00:15:35,091
Oh, uh... We just came
to congratulate you
371
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,392
on that thing that happened.
372
00:15:36,461 --> 00:15:37,961
- Try again.
- Fine.
373
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:40,363
But there's no nice wayto say this.
I started a company
374
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:43,299
selling Alex's disgusting,
smelly shoes to feet freaks.
375
00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:46,035
- Wow, that is so gross!
- More like gutsy.
376
00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,605
You got to get your hands dirty
to build a company from the ground up.
377
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,574
- I'm proud of you, Luke.
- Uh, hold on.
378
00:15:51,643 --> 00:15:53,309
It was my idea to start
buying thrift-store shoes.
379
00:15:53,378 --> 00:15:55,612
I expanded the business
and doubled our profits.
380
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,013
You see what Alex did?
381
00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,283
She grew the business.
She took it to the next level.
382
00:16:00,352 --> 00:16:02,619
She was able to achieve
what Luke couldn't
383
00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:04,254
despite years of trying.
384
00:16:04,322 --> 00:16:05,355
It's really only been a few...
385
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,556
You can't grow what doesn't exist!
386
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:08,891
Okay. Well, they're on their thing now.
Just walk away.
387
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,127
Do you know how long
I've been with this company?
388
00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:12,195
Seven presidents.
389
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,664
And four popes.
Yes, Dad, I saw the movie.
390
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:16,466
Couldn't you just let me have today?
391
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,434
- Why didn't you call me?
- What are you talking about?
392
00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:19,969
This morning. When you got the big news.
393
00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:22,672
I mean, am I not a part of this anymore?
Is that what's going on here?
394
00:16:22,741 --> 00:16:25,574
I didn't call you because I was waiting
for you to call me and say,
395
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:28,378
"Congratulations, you did it, honey."
396
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,180
Instead, I had to come here
and watch "Lawrence of A-Jay-bia."
397
00:16:31,249 --> 00:16:32,290
How else would anybody
398
00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:33,616
- know I even existed?
- What?
399
00:16:33,685 --> 00:16:36,052
I spent my entire career
trying to get in the Expo,
400
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,587
and you come in
and get it done in 2 years.
401
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:40,356
Come on, it goes without saying
402
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:42,458
that this company would be
nothing without you.
403
00:16:42,527 --> 00:16:43,760
- No, it doesn't.
- Hmm?
404
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,328
- Let me hear you say it.
- Seriously?
405
00:16:45,397 --> 00:16:46,796
Yes. I want to hear it.
406
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:53,703
Dad, if it weren't for you,
we wouldn't be where we are today.
407
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:57,740
All of your hard work
laid the foundation for our success.
408
00:16:59,377 --> 00:17:00,710
Now you.
409
00:17:00,779 --> 00:17:02,211
Well, if I say it,
it'll sound a little conceited.
410
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,214
No, not about you! About me!
411
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,383
It's...
412
00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:08,785
an unbelievable accomplishment.
413
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,087
You've exceeded all my expectations,
414
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,690
which were ridiculously high
to begin with.
415
00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:15,525
The company could not be
in better hands.
416
00:17:18,029 --> 00:17:19,195
Thanks, Dad.
417
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,931
Okay, let's just agree
418
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,668
that your heart was in the right place
giving Cam back his bayonet.
419
00:17:25,737 --> 00:17:27,870
But knowing
what a decent person you are,
420
00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:29,205
I'm sure you're planning on...
421
00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,406
Bo, open this door!
422
00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,542
Bo!
423
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,810
Bo...
424
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,778
How long you expect me
to wait out there in the car?
425
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,680
Oh, God, please tell me
this is your cab driver.
426
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,550
I'm Heather.
It's like feather, but with an "h"?
427
00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:41,624
I'm familiar with the name.
428
00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,553
Uh, I'll be right out, sweetie.
429
00:17:43,621 --> 00:17:45,888
I'm just finishing up with my client.
430
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,890
Okay, Mr. Pringle,
you can expect delivery
431
00:17:47,959 --> 00:17:50,626
of one male and one female chinchilla
in the next...
432
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:53,363
Phew. Good. She's gone.
433
00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:55,331
Can you believe
I just thought of that on the spot?
434
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,133
Mm.
435
00:17:57,202 --> 00:18:00,770
I'm not going down there, Cam.
I don't trust myself around him.
436
00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,339
I see that face,
I hear that voice, I go all gooey.
437
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,174
You're preaching to
the gay man's choir, here.
438
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,044
But you have to decide for yourself,
and you need to keep a clear head.
439
00:18:08,113 --> 00:18:09,379
You know what? All right.
440
00:18:09,447 --> 00:18:12,048
So, here's a trick that I used
when I was coming of age.
441
00:18:12,117 --> 00:18:14,584
So, I had a little bit of
a self-control problem,
442
00:18:14,652 --> 00:18:16,185
and I would put a rubber band
around my wrist
443
00:18:16,254 --> 00:18:19,589
and flick it every time
I got the urge to...flick it.
444
00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:20,757
Ew!
445
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,358
You used to snap one of those like crazy
446
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,893
whenever we watched "Dukes of Hazzard."
447
00:18:23,962 --> 00:18:26,896
Yeah. I got through all seven seasons...
zero incidents.
448
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,234
Okay. Say your piece.
449
00:18:31,302 --> 00:18:34,070
But I'll tell you right now,
I ain't gonna make it easy for you.
450
00:18:34,139 --> 00:18:36,672
You sure look pretty, Pam'n'cheese.
451
00:18:38,643 --> 00:18:40,410
Oh, Bo...
452
00:18:40,478 --> 00:18:43,346
- Come here.
- Mm!
453
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,982
- We did that.
- Yeah. Yeah, we did.
454
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,483
I know I don't deserve you,
455
00:18:47,552 --> 00:18:49,519
but if you and Cal will have me,
456
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:53,823
I promise to spend every day of my life
proving that I am worthy.
457
00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:57,260
Oh, my God! Look at this beautiful ring!
458
00:18:57,328 --> 00:18:59,028
It's just so perfect...
459
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,929
Who's Heather?
460
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,600
Oh, that's the name
of the jeweler I bought it from.
461
00:19:04,669 --> 00:19:06,869
Heather's Rings and... Things.
462
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:10,640
Okay! Nope! Mnh-mnh! Nope!
No, even I can't spin this anymore.
463
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,810
All right. Bo is a disaster, okay?
He... he hasn't changed one bit.
464
00:19:13,878 --> 00:19:17,180
He is a liar, he is a thief,
he is a day drinker, he...
465
00:19:17,248 --> 00:19:18,781
He stole that ring from Heather,
466
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,917
who's waiting outside for him
in case you say no.
467
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,585
Hey! You can't say any of that!
468
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:24,687
That's attorney-client privilege!
469
00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:25,922
He's also an idiot.
470
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,957
Look, okay, I am not letting you and Cal
471
00:19:28,026 --> 00:19:29,492
go anywhere near him, all right?
472
00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:32,762
I cannot believe I got drawn in
by those big beautiful blue eyes again.
473
00:19:32,831 --> 00:19:34,664
Get out of my house.
474
00:19:34,732 --> 00:19:37,166
Well, it's not really
up to you, now is it?
475
00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,569
What you think, Pamburger?
476
00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:41,971
Well, I...
477
00:19:42,207 --> 00:19:43,572
Ow.
478
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,042
Get the hell out!
479
00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:51,681
Fine. I'm glad I left
the air conditioning on for Heather.
480
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,153
- Oh...
- Oh...
481
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:58,387
I even got...
482
00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:00,022
Ow!
483
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:01,357
- Thanks, Mitchell...
- Yeah.
484
00:20:01,426 --> 00:20:03,159
- ...for taking care of me like that.
- Hey, hey.
485
00:20:03,228 --> 00:20:06,045
You have a home here
as long as you need it, okay?
486
00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,397
Aww, Mitchell, you really are
looking out for my sister.
487
00:20:08,466 --> 00:20:09,866
And you know what, Pam?
488
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:11,400
As long as you're gonna be staying here
for a little while,
489
00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:14,270
you got to mind the door a little
better. Larry keeps getting out.
490
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,539
- Say "Larry" one more time.
- Okay.
491
00:20:18,242 --> 00:20:19,275
Larry.
492
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,321
- I told you not to say...
- Get off of me!
493
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,920
Ahhh, your mother called you
about the screening of my film.
494
00:20:26,945 --> 00:20:28,431
- Uh...
- She blew us off,
495
00:20:28,456 --> 00:20:30,713
some lame excuse about
being attacked by bees.
496
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,698
Oh what the hell, let's start.
497
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,189
What are you doing over there?
498
00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:40,300
What are you doing up there?
Is that you with Lady Bird Johnson?
499
00:20:40,325 --> 00:20:44,664
Sure is. I was Closet Magazine's
"Movers and Groovers to Watch."
500
00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:47,464
She did the keynote,
complimented my mustache...
501
00:20:47,489 --> 00:20:50,444
- Heady times.
- What's with all that news footage?
502
00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:52,762
Well, historical context is important.
503
00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:55,296
Post-Watergate, people
wanted transparency,
504
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,616
hence the glass closet.
505
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:59,380
Now, let me explain
why my shirt is off in the next shot.
506
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:04,405
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