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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,125 With suns and moons 2 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:09,562 All over the place 3 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,366 Tonight, tonight 4 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:16,369 The world is wild and bright 5 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:17,937 Going mad 6 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:23,676 Shooting sparks into space 7 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:28,238 Today, the world is just an address 8 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:31,917 To live in 9 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:37,022 No better than all right 10 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:41,361 But here you are 11 00:02:41,396 --> 00:02:48,824 And what was just a world is a star... 12 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,272 Oh... 13 00:02:57,076 --> 00:02:59,044 Don't do this to me. 14 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:37,684 The 8:05 to Manhattan-Penn Station 15 00:03:37,719 --> 00:03:39,117 is now arriving. 16 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,417 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 17 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,619 The one-mile relay. 18 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,623 That was our race. 19 00:04:16,658 --> 00:04:19,926 Four guys, a million raging hormones, 20 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:22,528 eight legs, one heart, 21 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,224 each of us killing ourselves to bring it home. 22 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:30,036 The last runner had to make up 23 00:04:30,071 --> 00:04:32,505 for all those precious seconds the rest of us lost 24 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,041 'cause we got distracted by Lisa Fentner 25 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,609 in the bleachers, 26 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:39,043 with her mountainous chest and fishnet thighs. 27 00:04:41,247 --> 00:04:43,340 He didn't hold it against us. 28 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,585 He knew he couldn't let us down, 29 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,018 and he never did. 30 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,437 No matter how far behind we were, 31 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:07,371 we had him. 32 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:08,906 We had the finisher. 33 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,952 All aboard! 34 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,453 I don't get it. 35 00:05:53,488 --> 00:05:54,921 I mean, he was this close. 36 00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,823 Wrong shoes, didn't you see? 37 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:57,790 He was wearing fancy shoes. 38 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,991 He still has the stuff. 39 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,226 Can you believe it? 40 00:06:00,261 --> 00:06:01,594 After all this time? 41 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,296 I think he missed the train. 42 00:06:03,331 --> 00:06:04,228 He'll be late for work. 43 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,467 I think everything else, including the shoes-- 44 00:06:07,502 --> 00:06:08,267 and the "stuff"-- 45 00:06:08,302 --> 00:06:09,736 is irrelevant. 46 00:06:09,771 --> 00:06:11,204 And that's why you don't get invited 47 00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:12,637 to any good parties. 48 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:14,701 What is your problem with him lately? 49 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,143 I'm a realist. 50 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,511 No, you're a turkey. 51 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:21,447 Just 'cause he's got the stuff, and you take out tonsils. 52 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:24,678 Orthopedists don't get much call for tonsillectomies. 53 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,386 He quit. 54 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:28,183 People quit. 55 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,521 You really shouldn't eat that. 56 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:32,925 He had the wrong shoes. 57 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,561 However you want to see it. 58 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,119 Oh, I know what I saw... 59 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,430 and he didn't just quit. 60 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:51,577 You missed the meeting. 61 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,379 We're going to be handling the Luxor account together. 62 00:06:53,414 --> 00:06:54,847 If you want to take a moment, maybe, 63 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,280 and look this over 64 00:06:57,483 --> 00:06:59,452 Ah. Yeah. 65 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,386 Luxor. No problema. 66 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:03,855 You really don't give a damn, do you? 67 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,226 About? 68 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:10,196 Oh, why we're here, what we do, our job. 69 00:07:10,231 --> 00:07:12,064 Maritime Insurance 70 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,533 You know, Bertie... 71 00:07:13,568 --> 00:07:16,002 you grow up on the Long Island Sound... 72 00:07:16,037 --> 00:07:18,436 anything "maritime" sounds good. 73 00:07:19,639 --> 00:07:21,140 Thing is, they don't mention that there 74 00:07:21,175 --> 00:07:23,242 won't be any actual ships or water involved, 75 00:07:23,277 --> 00:07:26,879 so... here I am, landlocked on the tenth floor. 76 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,849 What are you doing? You're the only person I know who still smokes. 77 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,551 An event very inconvenient for me. 78 00:07:31,586 --> 00:07:32,819 Ah... 79 00:07:32,854 --> 00:07:35,188 You know what I think made our country great, Bertie? 80 00:07:35,223 --> 00:07:36,756 Broadway musicals. 81 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:37,654 Swear to God. 82 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:41,426 They took me when I was a kid, our major outing from the burbs. 83 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,163 Oklahoma 84 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:46,899 Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain 85 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:48,401 Oklahoma! 86 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:50,335 I mean, there's something about those songs. 87 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:51,971 Lot of heart. 88 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:53,905 Lot of hope, you know what I mean? 89 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,341 Don't worry, Bertie, 90 00:07:55,376 --> 00:07:56,273 I like girls. 91 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,377 Although, I must admit... 92 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,012 your eyes are a particularly lovely 93 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,481 shade of blue. 94 00:08:01,516 --> 00:08:02,914 Okay. It's "Bert." 95 00:08:03,516 --> 00:08:05,017 And you should put that out, buy that gum, 96 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:05,949 and get some work done. 97 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,787 Do you realize I've been here 98 00:08:07,822 --> 00:08:08,754 two years less than you, 99 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,255 I'm a year younger, 100 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,882 I've already been promoted twice. 101 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,256 You're losing it, pal. 102 00:08:12,658 --> 00:08:14,285 In my opinion, you've lost it. 103 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,896 And, just in case you thought you were, or anything, 104 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,329 you're not cool. 105 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:32,445 You do "Standing Tree" position, 106 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,980 not that. 107 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:36,972 I do this and Standing Tree position. 108 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,753 Ta-da! 109 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,688 I told you how many times, 110 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:45,122 a sleepy traveler misses his destination. 111 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,193 Oh, shoot-- 112 00:08:47,228 --> 00:08:49,127 heading up the East Coast is not my destination. 113 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,531 There's hockey tonight. My mother needs dinner. 114 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,534 Ooh, hey, what... wh-what's this? 115 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,005 I see a president. 116 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,438 A geometrical shape. 117 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:01,908 Flowers. 118 00:09:01,943 --> 00:09:03,376 Could it be? Yes, it is. 119 00:09:03,411 --> 00:09:05,344 Madison Square Garden. 120 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,780 Tonight: Rangers, center ice. 121 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:08,748 You and your mom, 122 00:09:08,783 --> 00:09:11,683 the hockey fiend from Canton. 123 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,887 You think I'd forget 124 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,855 the most important woman in my life? 125 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,394 You are a great, 126 00:09:21,429 --> 00:09:22,691 but foolish man. 127 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:26,223 I count on you to keep me apprised. 128 00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:31,637 What do you say, Bertie? 129 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,070 It's party time. 130 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,388 Yes! 131 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,392 My wandering angel, 132 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,860 home at last. 133 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,362 I love you. 134 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,386 I love that job. 135 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,663 I love loving you. 136 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,001 No, thanks. 137 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,098 You forgot. 138 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,206 It's okay. 139 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,542 You were busy, must have slipped your mind. 140 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,410 Happy anniversary, darling. 141 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,021 Okay... 142 00:10:22,056 --> 00:10:24,489 we'll celebrate in the storage room. 143 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,986 Do you remember what they called it when we bought the house? 144 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,151 "The kids' room." 145 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,032 We haven't even gotten the dog to sit yet. 146 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:36,902 Okay. 147 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:37,870 Seriously. 148 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,303 I can do that. 149 00:10:40,606 --> 00:10:42,408 I look at you... 150 00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:45,605 and I know that life is inherently worthwhile. 151 00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:49,015 And a good thing to keep engaging in 152 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,482 until I get it right. 153 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,149 I got offered something in Boston. 154 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,151 At the museum in the fall. 155 00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,496 Assistant curator. 156 00:11:03,531 --> 00:11:04,263 And I think that 157 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:06,265 if I'm far enough away from you, 158 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,823 I can move on. 159 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,483 So... 160 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,211 who is it? 161 00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,045 What is it, someone you ran into at work? 162 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,956 Some big-deal art aficionado? 163 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,594 You wouldn't be leaving me 164 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,152 to leave me, so who is it? 165 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:40,155 All right. 166 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,126 If it makes it easier... 167 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,970 there is someone. 168 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,799 Who makes me feel I'm not crazy for doing this. 169 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:55,013 Okay. 170 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,372 You were on the road. 171 00:11:58,784 --> 00:11:59,752 You lose your way. 172 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,220 I-I can encompass that. 173 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:03,189 You know, I think it would be better, 174 00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:05,357 less complicated, if I move out now. 175 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,892 No. No, no, no. 176 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,526 All right. 177 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,730 Here's what: Um, I'm gonna take the company apartment, 178 00:12:10,765 --> 00:12:11,831 I mean, you know, for a week or two. 179 00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:13,466 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna give you some space. 180 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:15,434 That's a good thing, right? Space? 181 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:16,902 You'll have the run of the house. 182 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,371 And you'll realize that we don't even breathe right 183 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,804 without each other. 184 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,105 It was two weeks ago. 185 00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,275 What? 186 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,569 Our anniversary. 187 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,019 How did he sound to you when you talked to him? 188 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:34,986 How did he sound? 189 00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,355 I don't know. He sounded like him. 190 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,992 How can you eat that? 191 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,460 I'm hungry. 192 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,428 Everything's falling apart, you're eating. 193 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:45,998 He was just taking a little break, that's all. 194 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:46,966 Yeah, but a break from what? 195 00:12:47,001 --> 00:12:48,167 I mean, why does he need a break? 196 00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,136 What does he need a break for? They're perfect together. 197 00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:51,637 I'm worried about him, man. I'm really, really worried. 198 00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:53,571 I wouldn't be too worried. 199 00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:56,973 How do you... 200 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:58,444 I mean, this is really... 201 00:12:58,479 --> 00:12:59,411 Hey, buddy. 202 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,846 Oh, hey, hey, you came. 203 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:01,814 Of course we did. 204 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,282 What were we gonna do, not come? 205 00:13:03,317 --> 00:13:04,510 Forget about it. 206 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,087 Uh... 207 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:09,019 some friends of mine. 208 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:10,556 Artie-- 209 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,792 certified literary giant. 210 00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:16,728 I write reviews for a vintage car magazine. 211 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,388 Kipp-- musician extraordinaire 212 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,000 I do jingles. 213 00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:23,002 Say cheese, please. 214 00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,336 Wakka, wakka. 215 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,928 Humble guys. 216 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:32,178 And this is Caroline-- currently in arbitrage, 217 00:13:32,213 --> 00:13:35,047 which I don't really know what that is. 218 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,782 Not important. 219 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,080 So should we get a table? 220 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,245 Sure. 221 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,454 Great. Okay. 222 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,388 I'll be right back. 223 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:49,962 Who is she? 224 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:50,629 Who cares? 225 00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,097 He's trying to score, bozo. 226 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,365 I am not trying to score. 227 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,333 She's just a... 228 00:13:54,368 --> 00:13:55,467 Total babe. 229 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,469 He's married, for Pete's sake. He's separated. 230 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,938 Hey, hey. It's a trial thing. 231 00:13:58,973 --> 00:14:00,906 She just needs some time. 232 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,203 For what? 233 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,437 To stop thinking she likes somebody more than me. 234 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:08,981 Who? 235 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,716 Hold on. Wait a minute. 236 00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,650 Pheebs is making it with another guy? 237 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,620 No way. 238 00:14:14,655 --> 00:14:17,646 I found it fairly devastating, myself. 239 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,992 Come on, let's get a table. 240 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:20,959 Hey, whoa. 241 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,455 Anything else for you, sir? 242 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:28,400 Another for me... 243 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,368 Want another double? 244 00:14:29,403 --> 00:14:30,836 Sure. 245 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:31,768 Wow. 246 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,968 You can really handle your... 247 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,076 I mean, another double and you seem perfectly... 248 00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:38,043 Perfect. 249 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,567 Am I? 250 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,177 Would you care for another drink? 251 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,782 Uh, nothing for us. 252 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:44,750 We got to go. 253 00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:46,240 Where? 254 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,421 Got a train to catch. Not yet. 255 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,389 Not yet. 256 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:51,185 Yeah, yet. 257 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,691 Oh, come on. 258 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,625 Just stay... stay one more round. 259 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,595 No can do, pal. 260 00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:57,630 Geez! 261 00:14:57,665 --> 00:14:59,063 Let's go. 262 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,633 It's nice to meet you. 263 00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:02,101 Listen, Mikey, if you need anything, 264 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:04,069 okay, I'm a phone call away. 265 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,001 All right. See you. 266 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:23,788 So... Caroline... 267 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,358 May I call you Caroline? 268 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,054 It's not Cary or Dave or anything, is it? 269 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,004 So... Caroline... 270 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,139 What can I say? 271 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:42,573 Um, God, how can I say this? I, um... 272 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,378 Do you remember Don Quixote? 273 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,903 He had a way of wanting people to think 274 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:55,612 that he was a shimmery, glimmery knight in fabulous armor. 275 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,424 In actuality, he had a helmet made of cardboard, 276 00:15:58,459 --> 00:16:01,393 and he was tilting at windmills because he was, uh... 277 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,861 How do I say this? Um... 278 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,524 I, uh... 279 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,171 I'm... 280 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,604 Married... 281 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,374 for a while now and no other women so far. 282 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:24,116 I just, uh, knew you'd be safe. 283 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,084 Safe? 284 00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,779 Sexually. 285 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,078 Ah. 286 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,757 Is that what we're here for? 287 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,427 Yes. 288 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,520 I suppose I am very safe. 289 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,200 You see, Caroline, 290 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:44,636 I still do love the woman that I'm married to. 291 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,272 And although we're temporarily, um... 292 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,778 I couldn't-- with anyone else, that is-- 293 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:54,213 I couldn't be... 294 00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,145 Serious. 295 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,138 Yeah, exactly. 296 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,508 Hmm... who's serious? 297 00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,482 I'm home. 298 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:05,416 Correction: I'm here. 299 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,244 I really want to talk to you. 300 00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,209 Damn it. 301 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,421 Oh, I'm sorry, buddy. 302 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,059 I didn't mean to wake you up. 303 00:18:47,094 --> 00:18:47,991 Geez! 304 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,759 Mike! 305 00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:53,998 What...? 306 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,968 Are you all right? 307 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:56,902 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 308 00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,370 I just went over to the house. 309 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,803 I lost my car keys. Can you believe it? 310 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,143 Well, hell, stay the night. 311 00:19:04,178 --> 00:19:05,610 Oh, no, no, no. Uh... 312 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:09,748 I was thinking I'd borrow some wheels. 313 00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,216 Oh, man, my Camry's in the shop. 314 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,886 Well, I was thinking... 315 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,423 What? 316 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,559 I'll have it back tomorrow night, I swear to God. 317 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,493 I wouldn't presume, believe me. 318 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,830 But I promised Caroline... 319 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:25,831 the blonde. 320 00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:27,264 You remember the blonde? 321 00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,935 Anyway, I told her I'd take her to Ellis Island 322 00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:31,402 first thing in the a.m. 323 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:33,637 Why? 324 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,631 I don't know. 325 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:40,204 I guess... 'cause I've been sleeping with her. 326 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,449 You're having sex with the blonde? 327 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,417 A little. 328 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,352 Nothing overwhelming. 329 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,820 Anyway, I thought I'd do something with her 330 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,489 aside from having sex 331 00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:51,786 because... 332 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,659 I'm not really proud of it. 333 00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:56,628 She's fine, but I thought I'd mix it up... 334 00:19:57,796 --> 00:19:59,661 ...take her sightseeing. 335 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,034 And Phoebe's...? 336 00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,502 She's also having sex. 337 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,994 Not with me, obviously, or she would have been home. 338 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:12,377 The point is... no car keys. 339 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,484 I look at this car. 340 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,953 I never drive it. 341 00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:22,454 It's a car, Artie. 342 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,924 Somewhere in the bowels of its painstakingly polished cylinders 343 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,926 it's crying out, "Drive me." 344 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,761 Gently, gently... 345 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,763 You are a prince among friends, friend. 346 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,196 Hey, get out of here. 347 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:35,699 You got it in low, Mikey. 348 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,527 Shift it, Mikey! Shift it! 349 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,672 The drums roll out 350 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,641 The trumpet call 351 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,109 While the people shout 352 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:46,043 "Strike up the band" 353 00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:48,247 Hear the cymbals ring? 354 00:20:48,282 --> 00:20:50,215 Callin' one and all 355 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,950 To the martial swing 356 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,383 Strike up the band. 357 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,479 Looking good. 358 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,783 Thought we'd toast your survival. 359 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:25,909 Thank you. 360 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,087 I forgot the law. 361 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,055 Damn frickin' law. 362 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,191 What? You're cool, man. 363 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,660 You ditched on Felder's property. 364 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:36,128 There's no public damage, there's no... 365 00:21:36,163 --> 00:21:38,297 No, no, no, no, the other law. 366 00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:40,599 An object in motion will remain in motion 367 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,068 until confronted with an object at rest. 368 00:21:43,103 --> 00:21:44,536 Hence, a car hitting a tree 369 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:47,039 will axiomatically adversely affect the car. 370 00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:48,973 Sure, I guess. 371 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,243 Makes sense. 372 00:21:51,278 --> 00:21:52,210 Hey, want a slice? 373 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:53,645 Absolutely not. 374 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,180 Come on, you got to eat. 375 00:21:55,215 --> 00:21:56,545 One bruised rib. 376 00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:59,950 That makes you luckier than my car. 377 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,313 Come here. 378 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,960 I will get that pony back on her wobbly legs, I swear. 379 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,462 Whatever it takes. 380 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,396 Don't worry about the car. 381 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:13,732 It's you. 382 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:15,165 No, it's the car. 383 00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,970 How did this get in here? 384 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,961 Hmm... some wiggy nurse. 385 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,000 Third floor haberdashery. 386 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,980 Are you insane? You're bringing that in here now? 387 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,447 What, you expect him to eat hospital food? 388 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,151 The booze, you dimwitted, imbecilic... 389 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,654 Who gave him a car after he had 12 for the road, huh? 390 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,122 I didn't know. 391 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,957 What, he was going to steal your car at 2:00 in the morning? 392 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:40,390 Ellis Island? 393 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,630 Glad you could make it. 394 00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,099 He's lying in there all screwed up 395 00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,031 if you're interested. 396 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,425 You should see my car. 397 00:22:52,437 --> 00:22:53,905 Oh... 398 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:57,809 Do you know how long it took me to find a 1965 Mustang 399 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,278 in mint condition with 96,000 miles on it? 400 00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,780 And I'm connected! 401 00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:03,714 I mean, I know where cars are. 402 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,285 What did you come here for? 403 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,654 To call your service, take down your messages? 404 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,087 We'll take it. Thank you. 405 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,492 We have an appointment. 406 00:23:13,527 --> 00:23:15,426 4:30 Thursday. 407 00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,529 Best man I could find. 408 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:18,830 Who has an appointment? 409 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:19,898 Whoever cares. 410 00:23:19,933 --> 00:23:23,368 Whoever decides they don't want him to kill himself next time. 411 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,801 You should try and be there. 412 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,372 F. Scott Fitzgerald... 413 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,509 Edgar Allan Poe... 414 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:44,884 Jim Thorpe... 415 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,725 Ulysses S. Grant... 416 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,029 Isadora Duncan... Edith Piaf... 417 00:23:51,064 --> 00:23:53,429 Stop me when you see the connecting thread. 418 00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,970 Special people... very similar to your friend. 419 00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,972 They drank to relax, feel stimulated, 420 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,941 any reason they could find. 421 00:24:02,976 --> 00:24:03,873 They functioned, 422 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,044 they achieved varying 423 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:07,534 degrees of success 424 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,938 and they caused great suffering. 425 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:11,917 Their friends tried to help, 426 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,386 but they lacked one important resource. 427 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:15,353 Any guesses? 428 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,693 A technique. 429 00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,094 I heard about this, okay? 430 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,463 I'm a musician. 431 00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:25,530 We corner the guy, 432 00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:26,998 we say all these stupid things to him, 433 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,465 and we make him feel like dirt. 434 00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,669 Great freaking technique. 435 00:24:30,704 --> 00:24:32,137 Interventions have been called 436 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:33,570 "the surprise party from hell." 437 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,409 The goal, however, is not to make him feel 438 00:24:37,444 --> 00:24:40,045 like hell, exactly, but to let him know 439 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,603 he has to change... 440 00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:45,016 or risk losing all of you. 441 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,518 He'll never lose me. 442 00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:47,450 Me, either 443 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:48,785 Quiet. 444 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:53,354 So. How it begins. 445 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:55,961 You'll need to come up with a ruse, 446 00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:57,162 a way of getting him there 447 00:24:57,197 --> 00:24:58,563 without him knowing why, of course. 448 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,699 I was thinking we should go through 449 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:01,666 all the junk together 450 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,869 and decide what to keep or toss. 451 00:25:03,904 --> 00:25:07,498 Something he feels compelled to show up for. 452 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,636 Saturday at noon? 453 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,177 I miss the hell out of you. 454 00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:13,269 Did I mention that? 455 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,436 Is it a date? 456 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,050 With you? 457 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:20,519 Absolutely... 458 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:22,587 Family is an important part of this; 459 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:24,923 his parents should certainly be included. 460 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,591 It'll be so fun seeing Michael! 461 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:28,560 Can you believe it's been since last spring? 462 00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,629 For God's sake, he drove into a tree. 463 00:25:30,664 --> 00:25:32,130 He's a boozed-up peckerhead! 464 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:34,099 Didn't you hear anything they said on the phone? 465 00:25:34,134 --> 00:25:35,066 I heard perfectly well, Jack. 466 00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:36,768 They're having a little get-together for Michael, 467 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:38,737 and they'd like us to come. 468 00:25:38,772 --> 00:25:40,705 Sometimes, I wonder what planet 469 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,007 you're living on, Evelyn. 470 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,743 Chiffon or silk? 471 00:25:44,778 --> 00:25:46,678 People at work, very helpful. 472 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,047 So, I have about a million better things 473 00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:50,749 to do on a Saturday. 474 00:25:50,784 --> 00:25:51,681 Ugh! What is that? 475 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:53,317 It's black haw root. 476 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:55,520 Ew. It smells like a cat died. 477 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:58,423 Anyone who can point out his failings in that arena. 478 00:25:58,458 --> 00:25:59,856 I'm sure it's very good 479 00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:01,860 Black haw, huh? 480 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,361 He mentioned a girlfriend. 481 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:04,596 As awkward as it may be, 482 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,398 if she's part of his life right now... 483 00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:07,098 Wait a minute. 484 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:09,568 So his wife knows about me? 485 00:26:09,603 --> 00:26:10,635 It came out. 486 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:11,602 Things were coming out. 487 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,771 And does he know that she knows? 488 00:26:14,439 --> 00:26:15,607 Not yet. 489 00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:19,110 Everyone should write down what they plan to say to him. 490 00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:21,046 It's helpful in the tension of the moment. 491 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,480 Keep it short, a few sentences. 492 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,109 Give me a mother-loving minute, will you? 493 00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:28,954 Jack, look... she's so thin! 494 00:26:28,989 --> 00:26:29,921 Mm. 495 00:26:29,956 --> 00:26:30,889 Phoebe. 496 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:32,524 Come on! Come on! Come on! After you. 497 00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:35,493 I'll be there as the group comes together, 498 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:40,131 outline our goals, provide structure, direction. 499 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,334 Where is this guy?! 500 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:44,869 I'm sure he'll be here any minute now. 501 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:45,837 Did you call him? 502 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:46,769 Leave him a message? 503 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:48,073 What if he overslept?! 504 00:26:48,108 --> 00:26:50,735 Used to be, "interventions" were something the military did. 505 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:52,535 Grenada. 506 00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:54,145 I can't imagine 507 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,614 there's a problem. 508 00:26:55,649 --> 00:26:56,948 He would have told me. 509 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:57,880 Panama. 510 00:26:58,783 --> 00:26:59,317 I think I got 511 00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:01,152 some really good stuff to say to him. 512 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:02,120 A little touchy-feely, 513 00:27:02,155 --> 00:27:03,588 but with a certain... 514 00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:04,189 sting to it. 515 00:27:04,224 --> 00:27:05,357 Does this guy have a pager? 516 00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:06,925 I mean, shouldn't we page him? Beep him?! 517 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,393 You had a mission. 518 00:27:08,428 --> 00:27:09,325 Knew your target. 519 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,764 Hey, where's the blond at? 520 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,823 Yes. How did you leave it with the girlfriend? 521 00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:18,036 She was a little iffy. 522 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,162 Artie? 523 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:21,405 Your girlfriend's coming? 524 00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:24,331 Is it serious? 525 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,347 Air conditioning 526 00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:32,017 go the way of the wood tick around here? 527 00:27:32,052 --> 00:27:33,451 How is your mother? 528 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:34,919 Such a lovely woman. 529 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:35,887 The prettiest hair. 530 00:27:35,922 --> 00:27:36,488 Do you remember 531 00:27:36,523 --> 00:27:37,455 her hair, Jack? 532 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,858 All lustrous and sparkly. 533 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:40,825 It was gorgeous. 534 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,793 She passed away. 535 00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:46,598 I am so sorry. 536 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:48,400 I didn't know. 537 00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,368 It was in eighth grade. 538 00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,137 You came to the funeral. 539 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:53,104 Did I? 540 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:56,708 Well... 541 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,176 I hate to ask, 542 00:27:58,211 --> 00:28:00,612 but is your father still among us? 543 00:28:00,647 --> 00:28:02,847 For God's sake, who cares? 544 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:04,315 I remember him. 545 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,249 He was such a tall man. 546 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:09,154 He made a peach pie for the pie contest. 547 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:10,455 Do you remember that, Jack? 548 00:28:10,490 --> 00:28:12,424 He was the only man who contributed. 549 00:28:12,459 --> 00:28:13,992 Zip the flapper, will you? 550 00:28:14,027 --> 00:28:15,493 I know you said to keep it short, 551 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,495 but I am on a real flow here. 552 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,064 I think I should trust my instincts. 553 00:28:19,099 --> 00:28:19,996 Oh, my God! 554 00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:22,467 He's here. 555 00:28:22,502 --> 00:28:24,135 What did I tell you? No. 556 00:28:24,170 --> 00:28:25,103 Not the shrink. 557 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,071 Mikey. 558 00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:27,772 That's his car. 559 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,373 Mikey's here! 560 00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:30,542 This is so freaking surreal. 561 00:28:30,577 --> 00:28:31,008 Ooh! 562 00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,211 Michael's here, darling. 563 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:34,679 Now what?! What the hell do we do? 564 00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:36,510 Maybe we should hide. 565 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:45,455 Hi. 566 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:46,756 Hi. 567 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:48,959 Hi. 568 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,865 Surprise. 569 00:28:58,002 --> 00:29:00,470 So we came together to... 570 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:02,372 intervene in your life. 571 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:04,142 I suppose. 572 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,111 With the help of an expert, who... 573 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:08,046 Who's on his way. 574 00:29:08,081 --> 00:29:09,479 What with the car and everything... 575 00:29:10,281 --> 00:29:10,982 The... 576 00:29:11,017 --> 00:29:12,450 Not that the car was the main thing. 577 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,419 We wrote down some pretty heavy stuff, 578 00:29:14,454 --> 00:29:15,787 which we'll be reading. 579 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:16,988 Aloud. 580 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,456 They called us in Phoenix. 581 00:29:18,491 --> 00:29:20,925 Last we knew, you had tennis elbow. 582 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,393 Now this. 583 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:25,362 I was sure that there had been some mistake. 584 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:29,234 You look perfectly wonderful, darling. 585 00:29:29,269 --> 00:29:31,035 Strong and healthy. 586 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,504 I think it's bull, man. 587 00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:33,937 Certified grade-A caca. 588 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:36,272 Tea? 589 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:54,625 Well, you boys sure screwed this one up. 590 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:56,094 Okay, now. 591 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:57,095 Now, don't worry. 592 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,664 Don't-don't-don't worry, darling. We'll stay. 593 00:29:59,699 --> 00:30:00,632 We'll stay. 594 00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:02,065 And we'll play golf. 595 00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:06,604 And we'll have a normal family time, right, Jack? 596 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:07,536 Jack? 597 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,813 He's coming back! 598 00:30:14,848 --> 00:30:15,814 Ah, shoot. 599 00:30:15,849 --> 00:30:16,281 That's good. 600 00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:17,248 Isn't that good? 601 00:30:17,283 --> 00:30:18,681 It's better than leaving. 602 00:30:22,921 --> 00:30:24,286 Could I see you a moment, please? 603 00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:32,697 Christ... 604 00:30:32,732 --> 00:30:34,666 You said that we were going to go through the attic. 605 00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:37,035 I came here to make nice. 606 00:30:37,070 --> 00:30:39,270 Make love, if I got unspeakably lucky. 607 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,738 You almost killed yourself, Michael. 608 00:30:40,773 --> 00:30:43,174 Oh, so I have a drink once in a while! 609 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:45,476 Common American pastime. 610 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,670 What is the god damned deal? 611 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:48,546 Is that why I'm sleeping 612 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:49,979 on a rented sofa in town? 613 00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:51,683 Is that it? 614 00:30:51,718 --> 00:30:54,552 So you and your newamore can sip Ovaltine together 615 00:30:54,587 --> 00:30:55,553 to get in the mood? 616 00:30:55,588 --> 00:30:55,987 I get shelled 617 00:30:56,022 --> 00:30:56,954 for some Evian-guzzling... 618 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:00,758 Hi, there! 619 00:31:00,793 --> 00:31:01,690 Thank you for coming. 620 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:05,597 Here, I... 621 00:31:05,632 --> 00:31:06,529 Oh. 622 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:09,133 Excuse us. Don't mind us. 623 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,101 We're sorry. 624 00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,069 We're just going up the... path, don't... 625 00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:21,711 Doctor said anyone in your life who would make a difference. 626 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,955 How can the shrink not be here? 627 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:32,523 He's on his way. 628 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,391 Everything's under control. 629 00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:34,859 In what universe? 630 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:37,962 I am so happy to meet you. 631 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,097 I have known Artie 632 00:31:39,132 --> 00:31:41,065 since he was a little boy. 633 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,368 Never exactly the ladies' man, 634 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,503 but, clearly, he's matured... 635 00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:46,471 as have we all. 636 00:31:46,506 --> 00:31:48,666 Can someone get that, please?! 637 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,773 Sure thing. 638 00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:58,781 She is just an amazing choice as an invitee to this... 639 00:31:59,384 --> 00:32:00,351 whatever the hell it is, 640 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,353 because, to tell you the truth, 641 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:03,855 she basically drinks me under the table... 642 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:04,822 It's all right. 643 00:32:04,857 --> 00:32:05,490 All right? 644 00:32:05,525 --> 00:32:06,923 We're both free agents now. 645 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,661 Christ. 646 00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:11,288 I don't want to be free. 647 00:32:11,963 --> 00:32:13,598 She was a blip. 648 00:32:13,633 --> 00:32:15,327 A crime of... 649 00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:18,195 Oh, for God's sake. 650 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:22,596 What can I do to make it right with you? What? 651 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,039 Come inside. 652 00:32:27,378 --> 00:32:28,179 I can't. 653 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,646 Yes, you can. 654 00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:33,915 I don't want anything else to happen to you, okay? 655 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,825 I am so sorry. 656 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,700 Go inside. 657 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,131 Go on. 658 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,776 In any case, 659 00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:00,676 he's currently under sedation. 660 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,515 I know this makes it 661 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:07,643 an extremely problematic situation for you, but... 662 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,955 but there's a technique I can take you through. 663 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:12,223 If you... 664 00:33:12,258 --> 00:33:13,190 Hello? 665 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,425 Hello? Are you there? 666 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:22,991 Hello, all. 667 00:33:24,202 --> 00:33:26,067 Welcome to the fun house. 668 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:27,872 Mom. 669 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:28,964 Hello, sweetheart. 670 00:33:29,807 --> 00:33:30,671 Dad. 671 00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,744 So, how was your flight? 672 00:33:32,779 --> 00:33:33,938 Your mother is a wreck. 673 00:33:34,479 --> 00:33:35,912 She brought her entire wardrobe. 674 00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:38,483 You a rummy like they say, 675 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,217 or what? 676 00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:40,685 I stole some of those nuts 677 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,652 that you like 678 00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,119 when the attendant wasn't looking. 679 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,156 Not that they ever are. 680 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,145 Thank you, Mom. 681 00:33:47,058 --> 00:33:49,027 I don't think so, Dad... 682 00:33:49,062 --> 00:33:51,495 but it seems as though I'm in the minority here. 683 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:54,865 Hey, pal. 684 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,434 Hell of a way 685 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:57,368 to get back at someone 686 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:59,063 for a little front-bumper damage. 687 00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,439 The doctor's not coming. 688 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,408 He has a patient who tried to kill himself. 689 00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:11,682 They're trying to stabilize him... now. 690 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,673 He said we could start without him. 691 00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:17,622 Read the sentences. 692 00:34:17,657 --> 00:34:19,988 Maybe he could make it a little later. 693 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:22,358 Maybe. 694 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,864 This... this is the guy that... 695 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,734 you put all your trust in? 696 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:32,703 He helps people 697 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:34,170 that try to hang themselves? 698 00:34:34,872 --> 00:34:36,601 It's pills, I think... 699 00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,376 not hanging. 700 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:39,744 Did you research the guy, 701 00:34:39,779 --> 00:34:41,302 or was it a Yellow Pages kind of thing? 702 00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:44,304 Dr. Trent came highly recommended. 703 00:34:45,183 --> 00:34:46,818 Tri-Borough is an excellent hospital. 704 00:34:46,853 --> 00:34:48,219 We were lucky to get him! 705 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,388 He has a long list of... 706 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:51,616 People who try to kill themselves? 707 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,393 Now-the-fuck what? 708 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,195 I don't know about anyone else, 709 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:59,720 but I'm starving. 710 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:01,263 We have deli. 711 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,934 All right, folks, let's move it out. 712 00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,371 My parents didn't come all the way from Phoenix for deli, 713 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:08,303 did they? 714 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:10,599 Did they? 715 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:13,111 Come on, I know a good place. 716 00:35:13,146 --> 00:35:13,736 Come on. 717 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,222 Oh, I just love it here! 718 00:35:24,257 --> 00:35:26,157 That's why I keep up my membership, Mom. 719 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:27,625 So are we just eating here, 720 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,594 or are we doing the thing here? 721 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:31,229 We could do "the thing" here. 722 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:33,197 They do weddings, bar mitzvahs... 723 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,892 It's an event kind of place. 724 00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:42,369 May I take your beverage order, Miss? 725 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:46,205 I'll have a Stoli straight-up, with a twi... 726 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,647 Scratch that. 727 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:51,080 Water's fine. 728 00:35:51,549 --> 00:35:52,550 And you, sir? 729 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:54,218 Yeah, uh, water. 730 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,219 Whatever. 731 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:56,821 Water. Water's good for me. 732 00:35:56,856 --> 00:35:57,788 Oh, come on. 733 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,847 Don't let me cramp anyone's style here. 734 00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,393 Mom, how about a glass of Chablis? 735 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:03,895 Mm, that would be nice. 736 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,129 Evelyn... What? 737 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:06,562 All right, I'll have a vodka. 738 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,600 Who are you, exactly? 739 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,569 Caroline's a friend, Dad. 740 00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:13,538 Oh, I thought she was Artie's little... 741 00:36:13,573 --> 00:36:15,740 I'll have a gin and tonic. 742 00:36:15,775 --> 00:36:17,173 What kind of friend? 743 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,710 Now, Jack, I don't think we should pry. 744 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,646 Why the hell not? I like to be clear. 745 00:36:21,681 --> 00:36:24,582 I haven't been clear since I got off the damn plane. 746 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,106 Caroline's someone I met, Dad. 747 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:28,920 Phoebe also, she... 748 00:36:28,955 --> 00:36:31,855 Relationships... a world unto their own. 749 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,960 I thought you might be Michael's personal trainer. 750 00:36:35,995 --> 00:36:36,994 Oh, please. 751 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,063 Well, we know how you like to stay in shape, honey. 752 00:36:39,098 --> 00:36:41,265 Look, I don't really have to be here. 753 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:42,733 - So... - I could drive you home 754 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,735 I mean, if I can go first, do my spiel and then... 755 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:46,204 No, you should stay. 756 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,672 Everyone should stay. It's fine. 757 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:49,340 Everything is fine. 758 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:52,276 Could I have a spritzer, please? 759 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:53,945 What is wrong with you? 760 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,679 What? 761 00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:55,646 You don't drink! 762 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:57,011 Yes, I do! 763 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,917 On special occasions. 764 00:36:59,952 --> 00:37:01,384 I'm going to have a diet Coke. 765 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,155 I mean, if everyone's okay with that. 766 00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:06,123 Mike, so that you know, 767 00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,292 you can drink today if you want. 768 00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:09,460 For God's sake! 769 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:12,463 I'm only saying what the guy said on the phone! 770 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,432 He said to keep things as normal as possible. 771 00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:15,900 You're not supposed to encourage him! 772 00:37:15,935 --> 00:37:17,735 I'm not encouraged. I can handle it. 773 00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,600 - We're not doing this right. - Sure, you are. 774 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:21,071 Here I am. 775 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:23,637 Got my ass glued to the chair. 776 00:37:24,008 --> 00:37:27,205 Doing my damndest to see this from your point of view. 777 00:37:28,212 --> 00:37:30,646 Christ... I hit a tree. 778 00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,417 You call some dingbat shrink, 779 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,351 you set up this dog-and-pony show. 780 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,356 Look, I don't want to put a damper on this or anything, 781 00:37:38,391 --> 00:37:39,323 but in my opinion, 782 00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:41,450 all you lovely, lovely people overreacted. 783 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,228 The doctor said that it was a cry for help, Mike. 784 00:37:44,263 --> 00:37:46,287 That's funny. I thought it was a car accident. 785 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,266 He said you'd downplay it, 786 00:37:48,301 --> 00:37:49,433 maybe you'd get defensive. 787 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:50,901 Well, what did he say I wouldn't say? 788 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,370 Because I want to be original here. 789 00:37:52,405 --> 00:37:54,505 He said you'd fight us the whole way. 790 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:57,269 The goal at the end of this... 791 00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,469 ...is for you to get help. 792 00:38:01,912 --> 00:38:04,915 And if you don't, for all of us to say and mean... 793 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,784 - we're done with you. - Oh... 794 00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:08,251 This is serious business. 795 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,376 It's not a day out at the club. 796 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:17,083 Okay, now I know. 797 00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:21,397 Always good to know the parameters. 798 00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,537 Lunch, anyone? 799 00:38:37,581 --> 00:38:40,106 The doctor called and said we should start without him. 800 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:42,853 Now-or-never type of thing. 801 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,821 Stuart's going to be the moderator. 802 00:38:46,957 --> 00:38:49,093 At least, there were no other volunteers, so... 803 00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:50,560 Do you know that song? 804 00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:53,064 No, but you do. 805 00:38:53,099 --> 00:38:56,033 "Long before I knew you, long before I met you, 806 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:01,533 I was sure I'd find you, someday, somehow." 807 00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:04,634 And I did. 808 00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:08,445 How about a dance? 809 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:11,115 Come on, I'm facing the music here. 810 00:39:11,150 --> 00:39:12,514 One dance, then I'm yours. 811 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:16,586 They're waiting, and we can't start without you. 812 00:39:17,388 --> 00:39:19,523 It is a nightmare, that table. 813 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,457 And you're the guest of honor. 814 00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:24,155 Come on. 815 00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:32,236 Oh, God, I brought it with me. 816 00:39:32,271 --> 00:39:34,466 I know I did. Uh... 817 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,971 Uh... hmm. 818 00:39:40,277 --> 00:39:41,245 Just say it. 819 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:42,246 From memory? 820 00:39:42,281 --> 00:39:43,214 Yes. 821 00:39:43,249 --> 00:39:46,217 I had details. I need notes I rely on. 822 00:39:46,252 --> 00:39:48,152 Then give up your fuckin' turn. 823 00:39:48,187 --> 00:39:50,654 No. Everyone has to have a turn. 824 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,087 Well, I'll go. 825 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,158 It's not your turn, Evelyn. 826 00:39:54,193 --> 00:39:56,327 - I don't mind. - It's not your turn, Evelyn. 827 00:39:56,362 --> 00:39:57,061 I don't mind. 828 00:39:57,096 --> 00:39:59,029 They're going counterclockwise. 829 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:00,364 I-I don't mind. I'll go. 830 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,299 Which way would the big hand go 831 00:40:02,334 --> 00:40:04,529 if it were going around backwards, Evelyn? 832 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:09,006 I'll have that Chablis now, please. 833 00:40:09,041 --> 00:40:10,007 Okay, okay, I'll go. 834 00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:10,939 I'll do it. 835 00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:14,271 Uh, basically, it went something like... 836 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,171 "You screw up at work... 837 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,716 ...You're a screw-up." 838 00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,655 That's it? 839 00:40:26,490 --> 00:40:29,093 You're writing the freakin' Encyclopedia Britannica, and... 840 00:40:29,128 --> 00:40:30,594 I was writing an outline of the argument. 841 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,563 When I was on the debate team at Ohio State, 842 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:36,033 I was really good at the opening presentation, 843 00:40:36,068 --> 00:40:38,402 but when it came to the back-and-forth after, 844 00:40:38,437 --> 00:40:40,304 it was like the connection between 845 00:40:40,339 --> 00:40:42,738 my brain and my mouth just shut down. 846 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:45,443 There was this blackness. 847 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:47,343 Everything got very muddy and... 848 00:40:47,745 --> 00:40:48,677 Excuse me. 849 00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:49,914 Yeah? 850 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,779 This isn't your intervention. 851 00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,351 Sure, I'm sorry. 852 00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:55,319 Even though you're obviously 853 00:40:55,354 --> 00:40:57,555 way more fucked up than he is. 854 00:40:57,590 --> 00:40:58,556 Can he talk to me like that? 855 00:40:58,591 --> 00:41:00,524 - Is that okay? - No, no. 856 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,493 No one can talk to anyone. 857 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:03,994 This is not a dialogue. 858 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:04,962 This is not a discussion. 859 00:41:04,997 --> 00:41:08,098 We each say our piece, and then we're done. 860 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,600 I think you drink 861 00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:12,703 because you are trapped by the Western concept of success 862 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,806 as a ladder we must climb in order 863 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,831 to justify our existence. 864 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:21,912 Excuse me, Miss, I know you're not from here, 865 00:41:21,947 --> 00:41:25,015 but success happens to mean a great deal in this country. 866 00:41:25,050 --> 00:41:27,985 I appreciate this country far better than you, I am sure. 867 00:41:28,020 --> 00:41:30,955 I can recite the Constitution and its amendments 868 00:41:30,990 --> 00:41:34,550 in ascending or descending order, whichever you prefer. 869 00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:37,995 Simply put, you're reckless. 870 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,463 You destroyed my car. 871 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:40,431 I wrote: 872 00:41:40,466 --> 00:41:41,899 I've always been very proud of you. 873 00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,368 Which was a very important part of my life. 874 00:41:44,403 --> 00:41:45,836 And I always will be. 875 00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:46,637 You're a screw-up. 876 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:47,605 In my opinion, 877 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,073 sobriety is an extremely overrated 878 00:41:49,108 --> 00:41:50,341 state of mind. 879 00:41:50,376 --> 00:41:51,509 You're incapable of drinking... 880 00:41:51,544 --> 00:41:53,010 You're top of the pops. 881 00:41:53,045 --> 00:41:54,011 ...and functioning responsibly. 882 00:41:54,046 --> 00:41:54,979 King of the road, pal. 883 00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:55,946 ...which makes you a danger to yourself... 884 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,181 Don't go changing a hair. 885 00:41:57,216 --> 00:41:57,848 ...and society. 886 00:41:57,883 --> 00:41:59,250 That's all I got to say. 887 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:00,484 That's because you've had four cocktails. 888 00:42:00,519 --> 00:42:01,452 Screw you! 889 00:42:01,487 --> 00:42:02,419 Sit down. 890 00:42:02,454 --> 00:42:04,388 - You screw up at work. - Bottom line: 891 00:42:04,423 --> 00:42:06,857 I don't think you should drink and drive. 892 00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:07,825 I don't get it. 893 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,759 But it's not as bad 894 00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:09,727 as destroying yourself. 895 00:42:09,762 --> 00:42:10,227 Period. 896 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:11,195 And just remember... 897 00:42:11,230 --> 00:42:12,463 Didn't have to write that. 898 00:42:12,498 --> 00:42:13,896 ...hall monitor. 899 00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:15,165 Mom... 900 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,097 Yes, dear? 901 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:17,568 Don't do this. 902 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:20,002 You're not supposed to comment until you've heard everyone out. 903 00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:23,163 Don't be so modest. 904 00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,843 He had a little accident his first day at school. 905 00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:30,314 Maybe it was the excitement 906 00:42:30,349 --> 00:42:32,748 or the prunes I put in his cereal for regularity. 907 00:42:33,183 --> 00:42:35,152 In any case, I ran right over 908 00:42:35,187 --> 00:42:36,619 with a fresh little pair of pants. 909 00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:40,424 And because he was so brave, 910 00:42:40,459 --> 00:42:42,483 his teacher made him hall monitor. 911 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:45,129 And he got to make all those little monsters 912 00:42:45,164 --> 00:42:47,063 who were laughing at him be quiet... 913 00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:49,599 and stop calling him names 914 00:42:50,034 --> 00:42:51,501 like "Stinky." 915 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,138 And he marched them single-file... 916 00:42:54,173 --> 00:42:55,839 - Evelyn! - ...straight down to the cafeteria 917 00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:58,108 and then he separated the hot lunch from the sack kids. 918 00:42:58,143 --> 00:42:59,710 - Evelyn! - And then he made them stand... 919 00:42:59,745 --> 00:43:00,677 - Evelyn! - Oh! 920 00:43:07,551 --> 00:43:10,821 There was a restaurant we went to a while ago. 921 00:43:10,856 --> 00:43:14,257 You didn't realize they hadn't gotten their liquor license yet, 922 00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,649 and you did your best 923 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,561 the whole time we were there. 924 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,465 It was as though you were counting the seconds 925 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:23,000 until we could leave and you could have 926 00:43:23,035 --> 00:43:25,969 that after-dinner drink... or three. 927 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:30,770 And there'd be more to say and more to feel. 928 00:43:31,642 --> 00:43:33,744 It wasn't enough without that extra something 929 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,769 to ease the burden of it just being us. 930 00:43:47,091 --> 00:43:49,059 That about wrap it up? 931 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,449 Wait. 932 00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,387 There's, um, there's something else I have to say. 933 00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:08,245 Stuart! 934 00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,246 Get off, man. Get off of him! 935 00:44:09,281 --> 00:44:10,714 I'm saving his life. I know Heimlich. 936 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,049 He's having an asthma attack. 937 00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:14,018 He's choking! I know Heimlich! 938 00:44:14,053 --> 00:44:14,818 What's your problem? 939 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,820 Help me out, will ya? 940 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:18,789 Put his arms up above his head. 941 00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:20,791 - All right, listen, deep breaths, all right? - I didn't finish. 942 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:21,759 Relax. It's all right. Just take it easy. 943 00:44:21,794 --> 00:44:22,726 I'd do anything... 944 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:23,761 No, no, no. Take it easy. 945 00:44:23,796 --> 00:44:24,261 Relax! 946 00:44:24,296 --> 00:44:26,195 I... I... 947 00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:27,698 I love your wife! 948 00:44:27,733 --> 00:44:29,299 Oh, for God's sake! 949 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:30,357 I deserve her. 950 00:44:30,968 --> 00:44:32,436 She, she understands. 951 00:44:32,471 --> 00:44:32,902 Is he the one? 952 00:44:33,604 --> 00:44:34,571 She... she understands. 953 00:44:35,539 --> 00:44:36,206 Was it him? 954 00:44:36,241 --> 00:44:37,138 This is ridiculous! 955 00:44:38,142 --> 00:44:39,610 Michael! 956 00:44:39,645 --> 00:44:40,711 Hey! 957 00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,645 Michael! Michael! 958 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,713 What are you doing?! 959 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,150 Oh! 960 00:44:46,185 --> 00:44:47,082 I love your wife! 961 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:49,687 I love her! 962 00:44:49,722 --> 00:44:51,120 My cake! 963 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,995 I've never been thrown out of a place in my life. 964 00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,563 He used to sleep over. 965 00:44:59,598 --> 00:45:00,996 I made him waffles. 966 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,368 I'm going to kill him. 967 00:45:04,403 --> 00:45:05,669 No. Come on, Michael. Listen. 968 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:06,637 Hey, you did great, you know? 969 00:45:06,672 --> 00:45:07,604 You sent him to the hospital. 970 00:45:07,639 --> 00:45:08,572 Took him out, buddy. 971 00:45:08,607 --> 00:45:10,207 Where you guys going? 972 00:45:10,242 --> 00:45:11,208 This, this moderator guy 973 00:45:11,243 --> 00:45:12,539 is making it with your wife? 974 00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:14,144 Okay, okay. 975 00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:15,112 Leave me alone! 976 00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,545 No! No way! Mike! 977 00:45:17,448 --> 00:45:18,938 Okay, you're angry. 978 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:23,420 He hates us. 979 00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:25,049 I know. 980 00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:32,729 Oh! 981 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,434 Fuck it... 982 00:45:37,469 --> 00:45:38,366 Here. 983 00:45:40,337 --> 00:45:41,304 What? 984 00:45:45,609 --> 00:45:46,744 Guys, I'm heading back. 985 00:45:46,779 --> 00:45:48,678 Do you want this? We're... 986 00:45:52,282 --> 00:45:54,051 What the fuck were you thinking? 987 00:45:54,086 --> 00:45:55,018 It was all Stuart. 988 00:45:55,053 --> 00:45:56,453 - It was his idea. - Oh, bullshit! 989 00:45:56,488 --> 00:45:57,187 It was. 990 00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:58,655 Who made sure the blonde showed? 991 00:45:58,690 --> 00:45:59,757 Well, they nominated me. 992 00:45:59,792 --> 00:46:00,557 And my parents. 993 00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:01,489 What, are we in the fifth grade? 994 00:46:02,526 --> 00:46:04,551 How'd you like the hall monitor story? 995 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:08,565 My wife and my friend! 996 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,733 Did you know that they were...? 997 00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:11,034 No... Mikey. 998 00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:12,503 Michael, listen to me. 999 00:46:12,538 --> 00:46:13,804 Listen to me, all right, Mike? 1000 00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:15,897 People sometimes are unfaithful. 1001 00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:18,709 All right? I mean, even my wife, even Marjorie, Marjorie... 1002 00:46:18,744 --> 00:46:20,370 Marjorie what? 1003 00:46:24,715 --> 00:46:26,046 We went to Charleston; 1004 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:28,183 her grandmother's birthday. 1005 00:46:28,886 --> 00:46:30,120 Marjorie has this cousin. 1006 00:46:30,155 --> 00:46:31,789 They went on this long walk. Nobody knew where they were, 1007 00:46:31,824 --> 00:46:32,756 and I don't... 1008 00:46:33,090 --> 00:46:34,921 Your wife made it with her cousin? 1009 00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,261 You know the South. Kids get born with, like, 12 toes. 1010 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:40,631 What are you doing here? 1011 00:46:40,666 --> 00:46:42,758 Nothing. I'm just here. 1012 00:46:43,734 --> 00:46:47,465 Anyway, she went on this walk with him, you know? 1013 00:46:48,105 --> 00:46:50,369 And when she came back, she... 1014 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:53,470 smelled different. 1015 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:55,412 I mean, you know... 1016 00:46:55,447 --> 00:46:56,947 that fishy smell? 1017 00:46:56,982 --> 00:46:57,914 Ugh! 1018 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:01,585 And afterwards, I just... I couldn't, 1019 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:04,281 I couldn't even go near her for weeks. 1020 00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,117 Jesus. 1021 00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:11,185 I couldn't go near Linda for five months. 1022 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:14,998 Linda? The lovely Linda? 1023 00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:16,329 Yeah, it was a stupid night. 1024 00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,858 Atlantic City. I went down with some drummer. 1025 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:22,940 There was this club and this dancer 1026 00:47:22,975 --> 00:47:25,636 and she did all her dancing in my lap. 1027 00:47:27,044 --> 00:47:28,807 I know. I know. It sounds seedy. 1028 00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:30,808 But man, 1029 00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:32,848 this girl could put both her legs 1030 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,786 right behind her head, right behind my head. 1031 00:47:35,821 --> 00:47:36,987 I mean, this girl was incredible. 1032 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:39,751 She was, she was the pretzel. 1033 00:47:40,991 --> 00:47:42,151 Oh, God. 1034 00:47:43,293 --> 00:47:44,954 Sorry. Go ahead. Sorry. 1035 00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:49,967 Afterwards, with, uh, Linda, I felt so guilty, 1036 00:47:50,002 --> 00:47:52,026 I-I just couldn't. 1037 00:47:52,302 --> 00:47:54,327 Uh, uh, I mean, I tried everything. 1038 00:47:54,838 --> 00:47:57,074 I-I even pretended she was a dancer. 1039 00:47:57,109 --> 00:47:59,508 I... nada. Nothing seemed to work. 1040 00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,044 Are you saying 1041 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:02,477 you couldn't get an erection for five months? 1042 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,348 Is that what...? 1043 00:48:04,383 --> 00:48:05,280 I am just asking, okay? 1044 00:48:05,749 --> 00:48:09,116 Where have we been? Cousins, lap dancers... 1045 00:48:10,654 --> 00:48:13,452 What happened to telling each other every damn thing? 1046 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,355 Every tiny fucking step forward? 1047 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:21,221 Sitting around talking breasts? 1048 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,563 Naked, blinding breasts. 1049 00:48:27,337 --> 00:48:29,006 That first trip down that dark 1050 00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:29,938 tunnel of mystery... 1051 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:32,464 paradise. 1052 00:48:33,610 --> 00:48:35,078 Lisa Fentner. 1053 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:37,047 Lisa fuckin' Fentner. 1054 00:48:37,082 --> 00:48:38,615 All right, who's Lisa Fentner? 1055 00:48:38,650 --> 00:48:40,117 - I lost it to her. - Me, too. 1056 00:48:40,152 --> 00:48:42,085 Yeah, but he was the first. 1057 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,054 Yeah, but then he told her how cool 1058 00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:44,554 we were. 1059 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,215 I never told her anything. 1060 00:48:47,357 --> 00:48:48,825 She just liked you guys. 1061 00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:50,494 - Yeah, but she liked you first. - Yeah. 1062 00:48:50,529 --> 00:48:51,461 Never had her. 1063 00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:53,196 What? What do you mean? 1064 00:48:53,231 --> 00:48:54,823 I never had her. 1065 00:48:55,499 --> 00:48:57,091 Then what were you doing with her? 1066 00:48:58,335 --> 00:48:59,859 Saving myself. 1067 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:02,928 Brenda Nichols. 1068 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,541 Brenda Nichols?! 1069 00:49:04,576 --> 00:49:06,109 Yeah, now she was awesome, right? 1070 00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,544 No, she we called Monkey Girl. 1071 00:49:07,579 --> 00:49:09,513 She had one eyebrow across her forehead. 1072 00:49:09,548 --> 00:49:11,947 She knew "Ode on a Grecian Urn" by heart. 1073 00:49:12,182 --> 00:49:14,184 - Huh? - Keats. - Who? 1074 00:49:14,219 --> 00:49:16,653 She told it to me line by line. 1075 00:49:16,688 --> 00:49:19,816 She taught me how to feel it, how to know it. 1076 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:22,190 What? 1077 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,150 Beauty. 1078 00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:26,355 What else? 1079 00:49:28,065 --> 00:49:29,896 Aw, screw you. 1080 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,402 This whole time Lisa Fentner 1081 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,704 and you were hung up on Monkey Girl?! 1082 00:49:36,106 --> 00:49:38,131 Screw you, dipshit? 1083 00:49:38,775 --> 00:49:41,175 Why don't you call the freakin' fun police on me, huh? 1084 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:45,348 Ah! 1085 00:49:45,949 --> 00:49:47,416 God! 1086 00:49:49,519 --> 00:49:51,009 It's not fair! 1087 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,624 You guys have this past. 1088 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:55,147 What? 1089 00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:57,094 I don't have a past with anybody. 1090 00:49:57,129 --> 00:50:00,086 I don't have a friend in the fuckin' world like you guys. 1091 00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,920 Sure, you do. 1092 00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:03,633 Well, you m... 1093 00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:06,830 Ah, you don't even like me. 1094 00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:09,070 I could learn. 1095 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,772 You could? 1096 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,141 Sure. 1097 00:50:13,477 --> 00:50:14,307 Come here. 1098 00:50:15,412 --> 00:50:16,640 Come on. 1099 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:22,385 All right, all right. 1100 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:29,155 You want this or not?! 1101 00:50:40,604 --> 00:50:42,606 Take the car. I'll get a cab back. 1102 00:50:42,641 --> 00:50:43,573 I don't like this. 1103 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,075 You don't want to go in there, Michael. 1104 00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,474 What a day, what a night. 1105 00:50:47,310 --> 00:50:48,436 God, you guys. 1106 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,547 Maybe he could stay at your place. 1107 00:50:50,582 --> 00:50:52,015 Take a train in the morning? 1108 00:50:52,050 --> 00:50:52,983 Sleepover. 1109 00:50:53,018 --> 00:50:53,950 I haven't done that since... 1110 00:50:53,985 --> 00:50:55,919 God, bunk beds. 1111 00:50:55,954 --> 00:50:58,285 All right I had you pegged all wrong, pal. 1112 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:01,124 You are cool. 1113 00:51:01,925 --> 00:51:03,222 You're my hero. 1114 00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:09,733 See you in the smoking section. 1115 00:51:09,768 --> 00:51:10,700 Good night, Bert. 1116 00:51:13,870 --> 00:51:15,372 You guys should look me up sometime. 1117 00:51:15,407 --> 00:51:16,840 I'm listed. 1118 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:18,308 I was going to be unlisted 1119 00:51:18,343 --> 00:51:20,538 and then I thought, "Who's going to find me?" 1120 00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:23,413 Yeah, I am a changed man! 1121 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:24,846 I really am. 1122 00:51:25,348 --> 00:51:27,317 Ah, I hope it lasts. 1123 00:51:27,352 --> 00:51:28,785 Just get in the car! 1124 00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:30,650 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 1125 00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:43,256 How's the arm? 1126 00:51:44,901 --> 00:51:46,203 Where's your wife? 1127 00:51:46,238 --> 00:51:46,903 Michael... 1128 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:47,871 Where is she? 1129 00:51:47,906 --> 00:51:49,031 Beth! 1130 00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,141 He didn't tell you, did he? 1131 00:51:51,176 --> 00:51:52,109 Michael... 1132 00:51:52,144 --> 00:51:53,543 Want to know how I know? 1133 00:51:53,578 --> 00:51:56,012 He wouldn't give up soccer until he knew he'd made track. 1134 00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:57,414 Play it safe, right? 1135 00:51:57,449 --> 00:51:58,346 That's you, isn't it? 1136 00:51:58,815 --> 00:51:59,839 Beth! 1137 00:52:00,117 --> 00:52:01,585 - Where is she? - Michael... 1138 00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:04,054 I want to tell your wife what you freaking did to me. 1139 00:52:04,089 --> 00:52:05,988 Let go of me. Let go of me. 1140 00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:10,324 Come here. 1141 00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,188 I want to show you something. 1142 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:18,201 Beth left me... 1143 00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:19,669 five months ago. 1144 00:52:19,704 --> 00:52:21,637 Took the kids. 1145 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:24,508 It was a long time coming, and it came. 1146 00:52:24,543 --> 00:52:26,408 You mind if I sit down? 1147 00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:28,745 I'm on pain medication for my shoulder, 1148 00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:30,080 which for the record, you successfully popped 1149 00:52:30,115 --> 00:52:31,012 from its socket. 1150 00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:32,949 You've been hiding out here 1151 00:52:32,984 --> 00:52:34,143 alone? 1152 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,020 You've been screwing my wife for five months? 1153 00:52:37,055 --> 00:52:37,988 I never screwed your wife. 1154 00:52:38,023 --> 00:52:39,421 Well, what the hell were you doing with her? 1155 00:52:39,756 --> 00:52:40,688 Jogging. 1156 00:52:42,025 --> 00:52:42,923 What? 1157 00:52:44,694 --> 00:52:46,163 One morning after Beth left, 1158 00:52:46,198 --> 00:52:48,791 I was jogging and crying. 1159 00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:52,195 Phoebe noticed, and I told her everything. 1160 00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,903 We found we had a lot in common. 1161 00:52:55,705 --> 00:52:57,332 I can't fucking believe this. 1162 00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:00,642 One morning after that... 1163 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:04,748 we kissed each other good-bye. 1164 00:53:04,783 --> 00:53:06,216 And I held her. 1165 00:53:06,251 --> 00:53:08,018 She didn't pull away. 1166 00:53:08,053 --> 00:53:11,021 And by the time she did, I loved her. 1167 00:53:11,056 --> 00:53:12,079 You can't love her. 1168 00:53:12,989 --> 00:53:14,991 What on Earth do you have in common with my wife? 1169 00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:16,117 Losing you. 1170 00:53:18,595 --> 00:53:20,153 She's just adjusting to it. 1171 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,590 I saw it coming. 1172 00:53:24,601 --> 00:53:26,068 I don't know... 1173 00:53:26,836 --> 00:53:28,605 I think you stopped being the genuine article 1174 00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:29,537 a long time ago. 1175 00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:31,474 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 1176 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:32,909 I think you do. 1177 00:53:32,944 --> 00:53:34,878 I tried telling her to stay with you. 1178 00:53:34,913 --> 00:53:36,209 I realized... 1179 00:53:37,147 --> 00:53:38,239 my heart wasn't in it. 1180 00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:41,251 I don't need you on my side, okay? 1181 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,220 I'd say the best things in your god damned life 1182 00:53:43,255 --> 00:53:45,882 walked right out on your sorry ass... 1183 00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:48,991 - What's that? - What? 1184 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,027 That... uh... thing. 1185 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:53,930 Gun thing. 1186 00:53:53,965 --> 00:53:55,363 It's a gun. 1187 00:53:58,201 --> 00:53:59,668 You shooting cans in the yard? 1188 00:54:00,704 --> 00:54:01,705 Moose? 1189 00:54:01,740 --> 00:54:04,274 I got mugged outside of Columbia Presbyterian one night. 1190 00:54:04,309 --> 00:54:07,869 I... I figured I'd be prepared if there was a next time. 1191 00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:10,513 What are you doing? 1192 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:11,480 I don't know. 1193 00:54:12,816 --> 00:54:14,784 No wife, no kids, I despise you; 1194 00:54:14,819 --> 00:54:16,786 you'll never get my wife; why don't I hold onto it? 1195 00:54:16,821 --> 00:54:17,754 What do you want it for? 1196 00:54:17,789 --> 00:54:18,722 I don't want it. 1197 00:54:18,757 --> 00:54:20,155 I fucking hate guns. 1198 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:22,657 I just think may be I should... 1199 00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:24,651 Trust me... 1200 00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:27,963 I'm not planning on shooting myself. 1201 00:54:29,399 --> 00:54:30,297 Okay. 1202 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,125 Okay. 1203 00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:32,469 Good. 1204 00:54:32,504 --> 00:54:33,401 Glad to hear it. 1205 00:54:35,405 --> 00:54:36,770 Thanks for the concern. 1206 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,589 You shouldn't have kissed my wife. 1207 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,296 No matter how much you wanted to. 1208 00:55:06,202 --> 00:55:08,670 Still should be something said for friendship. 1209 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:12,375 Even if the last time it was alive and well 1210 00:55:12,410 --> 00:55:13,810 you were handing me off the fucking baton. 1211 00:55:13,845 --> 00:55:15,971 There still should be something said for it. 1212 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:21,851 You got anything to... 1213 00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:23,284 Liquor's in the living room. 1214 00:55:26,389 --> 00:55:28,380 I was going to ask you if you have anything to eat. 1215 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,332 I don't trust you, buddy. 1216 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:01,751 Hit the ball, Evelyn. 1217 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:04,185 You're not playing the Open here. 1218 00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:08,921 Never felt so stupid. 1219 00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,989 All those people, their little papers. 1220 00:57:12,862 --> 00:57:15,231 In my day, you drank, you kept it to yourself. 1221 00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:17,392 Didn't have a gabfest about it. 1222 00:57:18,501 --> 00:57:19,832 What can I say, Dad? 1223 00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:23,506 They certainly never would've invited you out for a gabfest. 1224 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:25,974 Not that... not that it isn't good to see you. 1225 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:28,611 'Cause it is. 1226 00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:30,101 Hit the ball, Evelyn. 1227 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:33,983 Ah. 1228 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:35,416 There we go. 1229 00:57:37,587 --> 00:57:40,681 You know, sometimes they say it's genetic. 1230 00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:42,725 What's that, Mom? 1231 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,625 I just don't want you to blame yourself. 1232 00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:46,162 For what, Mom? 1233 00:57:46,197 --> 00:57:47,629 Why shouldn't he blame himself? 1234 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:50,365 It's his life. He made it. He should lie in it. 1235 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:52,200 I think it's "bed," Jack. 1236 00:57:52,869 --> 00:57:53,636 What? 1237 00:57:53,671 --> 00:57:55,605 Bed. Lie in his bed. 1238 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:57,273 What are you talking about? 1239 00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:58,706 Alcoholism. 1240 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:00,310 What about it? 1241 00:58:00,345 --> 00:58:03,108 Sometimes they say it's in the genes. 1242 00:58:03,379 --> 00:58:05,014 - Not my genes. - Ha! 1243 00:58:05,049 --> 00:58:05,981 Not mine. 1244 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:09,942 Oopsie. 1245 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:12,288 Bent your right arm. 1246 00:58:12,323 --> 00:58:14,257 Didn't keep your head down. 1247 00:58:14,292 --> 00:58:15,225 Rocked your hips. 1248 00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:16,715 Right. 1249 00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:22,398 You forget that uncle you had, Jack. 1250 00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:24,367 Very serious drinker. 1251 00:58:24,402 --> 00:58:25,835 He was in a bus station once, 1252 00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:28,304 not a thing under his raincoat. 1253 00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:30,273 He was buck-naked. 1254 00:58:30,308 --> 00:58:31,741 And what did he do? 1255 00:58:31,776 --> 00:58:35,178 He opened it up in front of some young drum majorettes. 1256 00:58:35,213 --> 00:58:36,746 Stupid stories. 1257 00:58:36,781 --> 00:58:38,748 You want to talk heredity? 1258 00:58:38,783 --> 00:58:41,751 I'd look at those pills you pop like they're M&Ms. 1259 00:58:41,786 --> 00:58:43,253 Please don't do this. 1260 00:58:43,288 --> 00:58:44,721 I have a medical condition. 1261 00:58:44,756 --> 00:58:46,689 Even the doctor said... 1262 00:58:46,724 --> 00:58:48,791 - Nerves. - A genuine medical condition. 1263 00:58:48,826 --> 00:58:50,793 Everyone has nerves. 1264 00:58:50,828 --> 00:58:53,263 Giving in... that's what he inherited from you. 1265 00:58:53,298 --> 00:58:54,697 Your whole family, 1266 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:57,634 silver spoons hanging out of their mouths. 1267 00:58:57,669 --> 00:59:01,104 Nobody on my side had a time-out in mental hotels. 1268 00:59:01,139 --> 00:59:02,537 Dad! 1269 00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:04,474 A spa, Jack. 1270 00:59:04,509 --> 00:59:07,510 A natural hot springs spa. 1271 00:59:07,545 --> 00:59:08,978 We had jobs. 1272 00:59:09,013 --> 00:59:11,276 Your people babied you. You babied him. 1273 00:59:12,215 --> 00:59:14,684 Made him as dizzy as you are. 1274 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,152 He's doing the best he can, Jack. 1275 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:19,489 For someone with a drinking problem, 1276 00:59:19,524 --> 00:59:22,424 I think he's doing very well. 1277 00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:53,690 I can't find it anywhere. 1278 00:59:53,725 --> 00:59:55,715 The heir and the spare. 1279 00:59:56,626 --> 00:59:58,184 What's that, Dad? 1280 00:59:58,895 --> 01:00:00,463 Nothing. 1281 01:00:00,498 --> 01:00:02,231 - Tell me. - It was over here, right? 1282 01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,399 You don't want to hear it. 1283 01:00:03,434 --> 01:00:04,901 Yeah, I do. 1284 01:00:04,936 --> 01:00:07,370 Come on, you've got the proverbial ball rolling here. 1285 01:00:07,405 --> 01:00:08,337 Go for it. 1286 01:00:09,706 --> 01:00:11,867 Pinning all our hopes on you. 1287 01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,676 What about it? 1288 01:00:13,711 --> 01:00:15,109 That was our mistake. 1289 01:00:15,878 --> 01:00:16,970 Mistake? 1290 01:00:18,181 --> 01:00:20,411 Those kings in the old days. 1291 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:23,252 Got their heir to the throne, 1292 01:00:23,287 --> 01:00:24,685 also had a bunch of other kids. 1293 01:00:25,421 --> 01:00:27,480 The heir goes down, there's a backup. 1294 01:00:28,324 --> 01:00:29,292 She knows what 1295 01:00:29,327 --> 01:00:30,293 I'm talking about. 1296 01:00:30,328 --> 01:00:32,261 She was too frail. 1297 01:00:32,762 --> 01:00:35,356 Postpartum thing, she almost jumped out a window. 1298 01:00:36,099 --> 01:00:37,862 Couldn't risk having another. 1299 01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:41,704 If we had... maybe he'd have known 1300 01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,763 what he was doing with his life... 1301 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:45,806 made us proud. 1302 01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:56,179 You wanted to hear it. 1303 01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:06,588 You'd think... 1304 01:01:08,064 --> 01:01:10,589 strangers would feel this strange together... 1305 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:11,998 not... 1306 01:01:12,969 --> 01:01:15,438 You should spend some time with a pro. 1307 01:01:15,473 --> 01:01:17,406 Work on that chip shot. 1308 01:02:29,512 --> 01:02:32,481 You know, I think we have something going for us here. 1309 01:02:33,316 --> 01:02:35,307 I am not my father. 1310 01:02:35,718 --> 01:02:38,653 Puts us way ahead of the game, don't you think? 1311 01:02:43,459 --> 01:02:46,155 I didn't know my old pal was such a great kisser. 1312 01:02:47,163 --> 01:02:49,131 But he is a good man, 1313 01:02:49,899 --> 01:02:53,402 and I understand why you turned to him. 1314 01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,927 Wasn't such a great kiss, 1315 01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:58,569 and it was never him. 1316 01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:00,874 It was always someone else. 1317 01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:04,980 Nobody real. 1318 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:07,515 Not yet, anyway. 1319 01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,287 Hard to find someone willing to take on the load 1320 01:03:11,322 --> 01:03:12,754 I'm going to be. 1321 01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:20,253 Wasn't sure what to do when I first found out. 1322 01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:26,531 A baby? 1323 01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:36,245 When were you going to tell me? 1324 01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,247 I mean, if I hadn't had just showed up here right now... 1325 01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:40,340 I don't want to stay together because of it. 1326 01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:43,052 I want to feel the joy of it. 1327 01:03:43,087 --> 01:03:44,417 I don't want to miss that. 1328 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:48,757 Pheeb... please. 1329 01:04:02,271 --> 01:04:05,240 I can't have two kids to take care of. 1330 01:04:11,848 --> 01:04:14,350 Would you give me a chance, please? 1331 01:04:14,385 --> 01:04:16,511 Where you going? Where you going? 1332 01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:22,314 You should get some sleep. 1333 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,986 Take better care of yourself. 1334 01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:37,006 A kiss? That's it? 1335 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:38,975 All this drama for a fucking kiss? 1336 01:04:39,010 --> 01:04:40,875 Can we focus on the matter at hand, please? 1337 01:04:40,943 --> 01:04:42,912 I don't get what's the big. So he's not home? 1338 01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,380 Yeah, he probably went back to the city. 1339 01:04:44,415 --> 01:04:46,348 His car is at his house. 1340 01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:48,150 So he went for a walk. 1341 01:04:48,185 --> 01:04:50,380 She said he's been gone for three hours. 1342 01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:51,854 So he's taking 1343 01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:52,822 a long walk. I don't get 1344 01:04:52,857 --> 01:04:53,789 what you're so freaked out about. 1345 01:04:53,824 --> 01:04:54,756 No one knows where he is. 1346 01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:58,522 And he has my gun. 1347 01:05:00,296 --> 01:05:02,798 How on God's earth did he get a gun? 1348 01:05:02,833 --> 01:05:03,730 Hold on! 1349 01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:05,268 Hold on. You know what? 1350 01:05:05,303 --> 01:05:06,736 You're the reason that we screwed 1351 01:05:06,771 --> 01:05:08,169 this whole thing up in the first place. 1352 01:05:08,738 --> 01:05:11,741 I mean, we booked you, $200 an hour. You... 1353 01:05:11,776 --> 01:05:13,242 You had an obligation. 1354 01:05:13,277 --> 01:05:14,677 What did you get your degree in? 1355 01:05:14,712 --> 01:05:15,645 Farming? 1356 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,613 Don't you talk to me like that. 1357 01:05:17,648 --> 01:05:19,081 My patient's on life support. 1358 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:20,048 I'm not myself. 1359 01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:23,085 He's not himself. 1360 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,587 Ah, terrific. 1361 01:05:24,622 --> 01:05:25,519 Now then, if I were you, 1362 01:05:25,588 --> 01:05:27,055 I'd do my best to find him as soon as possible. 1363 01:05:27,123 --> 01:05:29,921 I don't know why, but suicide seems to be in the air tonight. 1364 01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:31,827 What did he say? 1365 01:05:31,862 --> 01:05:32,795 Forgive me. 1366 01:05:32,830 --> 01:05:34,797 Bad word. Bad choice of words. 1367 01:05:34,832 --> 01:05:36,822 Please disregard it. Can you do that? 1368 01:05:39,902 --> 01:05:41,870 I've got a technique I can take you through. 1369 01:05:43,306 --> 01:05:44,774 Oh, my-my God. 1370 01:05:44,809 --> 01:05:45,408 What did he say? 1371 01:05:45,443 --> 01:05:46,108 What'd he say? 1372 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:49,009 Excuse me, the guy brought it up, the guy you hired! 1373 01:05:49,512 --> 01:05:50,980 He's gonna take me through a technique. 1374 01:05:51,015 --> 01:05:51,948 It is not my fault 1375 01:05:51,983 --> 01:05:53,382 that he stole my gun. 1376 01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,819 This all-consuming need to screw his wife. 1377 01:05:56,854 --> 01:05:58,721 That had nothing to do with my professional assessment. 1378 01:05:58,756 --> 01:06:00,189 Oh, eat me. That's how you came up 1379 01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:01,657 with the whole idea in the first place. 1380 01:06:01,692 --> 01:06:02,992 He was so on to you. 1381 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:04,160 What are you talking about? 1382 01:06:04,195 --> 01:06:05,628 You know what. Playing God. 1383 01:06:05,663 --> 01:06:07,096 Setting us up as his judge. 1384 01:06:07,131 --> 01:06:08,965 Who the hell are we to judge? 1385 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,933 - Even if you did it subliminally... - Look, 1386 01:06:10,968 --> 01:06:12,902 we're gonna find him, we're gonna go street by street. 1387 01:06:12,937 --> 01:06:14,870 Stuart, you just went around in a circle. 1388 01:06:14,905 --> 01:06:16,339 - Stop the c... - Pull over and let me 1389 01:06:16,374 --> 01:06:17,807 drive the car. Some enchanted evening 1390 01:06:17,842 --> 01:06:18,941 - He's right there. - Where? 1391 01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:20,109 There! 1392 01:06:20,144 --> 01:06:24,546 You may see a stranger... 1393 01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:35,324 Getting to know you 1394 01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:40,296 Getting to know all about you 1395 01:06:40,331 --> 01:06:43,332 Getting to like you 1396 01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:45,568 Getting to hope you like me? 1397 01:06:45,603 --> 01:06:47,036 You ever seen him like this? 1398 01:06:47,071 --> 01:06:48,037 He's just loaded. That's all. 1399 01:06:48,072 --> 01:06:49,595 Hey, Mikey. 1400 01:06:50,573 --> 01:06:52,507 - Hey, pal. - Oh. Yeah. 1401 01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:55,277 Yeah. Whoo! 1402 01:06:55,312 --> 01:06:56,209 It's the team! 1403 01:06:57,079 --> 01:06:58,014 Where you all been? 1404 01:06:58,049 --> 01:06:58,946 You wanna warm up? 1405 01:06:59,015 --> 01:06:59,982 Not right now, buddy 1406 01:07:00,017 --> 01:07:01,916 We're a little worried. 1407 01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:04,720 Stuart's lost his gun. 1408 01:07:04,755 --> 01:07:05,755 - See, we were wondering... - Yeah 1409 01:07:05,790 --> 01:07:06,687 if maybe you had it. 1410 01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:08,190 Yeah. 1411 01:07:08,924 --> 01:07:09,891 This, you mean? 1412 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:12,194 That would be it. 1413 01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,696 - Don't wave the gun around, pal. - Michael... 1414 01:07:13,731 --> 01:07:14,964 Yeah, give it to us, Mikey. 1415 01:07:14,999 --> 01:07:16,932 I want you to forgive me for whatever pain 1416 01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:17,899 I may have caused. 1417 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:20,503 I was outta line... 1418 01:07:20,538 --> 01:07:22,664 ...and for that I'm extremely sorry. 1419 01:07:23,406 --> 01:07:24,839 Please, give me the gun. 1420 01:07:25,674 --> 01:07:27,143 I get it. 1421 01:07:27,178 --> 01:07:30,579 You think I'm gonna blow my brains out. 1422 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:32,348 That's what you think. 1423 01:07:32,383 --> 01:07:33,816 I get it. 1424 01:07:33,851 --> 01:07:35,284 Count 'em. All six. 1425 01:07:35,319 --> 01:07:36,786 Right here. 1426 01:07:36,821 --> 01:07:38,087 You really think I'd walk around 1427 01:07:38,122 --> 01:07:40,021 with a loaded pistol in my pocket? 1428 01:07:40,990 --> 01:07:41,957 What are you, nuts? 1429 01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:43,514 What are you, whacko or something? 1430 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:46,395 Yeah. I guess so. 1431 01:07:46,430 --> 01:07:47,229 Guess we were. 1432 01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:48,130 Aw, forget it. 1433 01:07:48,165 --> 01:07:50,155 Oh, come on, let's do the big cheer-o-la, huh? 1434 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:51,932 What do you say? 1435 01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:53,034 All right. 1436 01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,271 Let's go. Let's huddle. 1437 01:07:55,306 --> 01:07:57,173 Why don't we take you home, Michael? 1438 01:07:57,208 --> 01:07:58,641 You're tired. 1439 01:07:58,676 --> 01:08:00,209 What, are you kidding me? 1440 01:08:00,244 --> 01:08:01,710 I'm wide awake. 1441 01:08:01,745 --> 01:08:02,478 Come on. 1442 01:08:02,513 --> 01:08:03,813 Let's-Let's huddle. 1443 01:08:03,848 --> 01:08:05,247 Here we go. 1444 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:06,043 Why do we run? 1445 01:08:07,483 --> 01:08:08,450 Why do we run? 1446 01:08:09,985 --> 01:08:10,986 For the team, buddy. 1447 01:08:11,021 --> 01:08:12,021 You betcha. 1448 01:08:12,056 --> 01:08:14,957 How do we win? 1449 01:08:14,992 --> 01:08:15,925 Together. 1450 01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,893 How far can we go? 1451 01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:22,364 Come on, say it. 1452 01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,133 How far can we go? 1453 01:08:24,168 --> 01:08:25,267 Forever. 1454 01:08:25,302 --> 01:08:26,235 Damn straight. 1455 01:08:26,270 --> 01:08:27,736 For-fucking-ever. 1456 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:28,668 Yeah! 1457 01:08:30,139 --> 01:08:31,640 Okay. 1458 01:08:31,675 --> 01:08:33,609 How about we take you home, huh? 1459 01:08:33,644 --> 01:08:34,543 What do you say? 1460 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,277 Come on. 1461 01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:36,312 That's not very exciting. 1462 01:08:36,347 --> 01:08:38,414 - Home. - Come on. 1463 01:08:38,449 --> 01:08:39,881 Car's right over there. 1464 01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,252 All right. 1465 01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:45,721 You can walk on your own. 1466 01:08:45,756 --> 01:08:47,188 He can walk on his own. Let's go. 1467 01:08:49,758 --> 01:08:51,794 Now this... 1468 01:08:51,829 --> 01:08:53,429 ...is exciting. 1469 01:08:53,464 --> 01:08:55,397 We got five little sluggerinos going bye-bye. 1470 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,797 We got one in here. 1471 01:08:58,567 --> 01:08:59,499 Hell... 1472 01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:01,704 Who wants to go home? 1473 01:09:01,739 --> 01:09:03,172 What are you doing, pal? 1474 01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:04,140 It's early. 1475 01:09:04,175 --> 01:09:05,608 I don't want to go home. 1476 01:09:05,643 --> 01:09:08,110 Hey, you guys want to race? 1477 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:08,811 Got the old 1478 01:09:08,846 --> 01:09:10,745 starting gun. 1479 01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:16,652 Uh-oh. Can't start yet. 1480 01:09:16,687 --> 01:09:18,320 Well... 1481 01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:19,412 I'm gonna warm up. 1482 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:21,790 Michael! 1483 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:23,325 Michael... 1484 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,827 Stop. You're gonna hurt yourself. 1485 01:09:24,862 --> 01:09:26,328 Dr. Doom. 1486 01:09:26,363 --> 01:09:28,697 Doom and gloom, gloom and doom... 1487 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,130 Come on, buddy! 1488 01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:32,501 We're really sorry about the whole deal. 1489 01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:34,935 It was a really bad deal. We're really, really sorry. 1490 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:37,006 Really, really, sorry, sorry. 1491 01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,439 What a dummy. 1492 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:40,040 What a waste. 1493 01:09:40,576 --> 01:09:42,578 Aw, you're getting cut, dude. 1494 01:09:42,613 --> 01:09:44,547 No loser dummies on my team. 1495 01:09:44,582 --> 01:09:45,948 You on my team? 1496 01:09:45,983 --> 01:09:48,050 I may as well shoot myself in the foot. 1497 01:09:48,085 --> 01:09:49,685 - Michael, no! - No! 1498 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:50,549 No! 1499 01:09:51,086 --> 01:09:53,486 - Phew! - Jesus Christ, Mike 1500 01:09:54,256 --> 01:09:55,257 Michael. 1501 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,759 Let me help you. Let me take you 1502 01:09:56,794 --> 01:09:57,726 somewhere where you can get help. 1503 01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:00,095 Oh, screw you! 1504 01:10:00,130 --> 01:10:03,532 You kissed my girl behind my back. 1505 01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:06,502 For that I'd say you deserve to lose your balls. 1506 01:10:06,537 --> 01:10:07,503 Or your life. 1507 01:10:07,538 --> 01:10:08,470 Which'll it be, huh? 1508 01:10:08,505 --> 01:10:09,939 Whoa, whoa. Wait! 1509 01:10:09,974 --> 01:10:11,804 Michael! Stop it! 1510 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,645 All right, that's it. 1511 01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:19,715 - That's it. - Oh, God... 1512 01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:20,482 I'm not dealing 1513 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,951 with a raving lunatic! 1514 01:10:21,986 --> 01:10:23,586 - Oh, fuck you! - We should get 1515 01:10:23,621 --> 01:10:24,720 - out of here. - We're not leaving him here. 1516 01:10:24,755 --> 01:10:26,021 - Why not?! - Whoo! 1517 01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:28,224 Team's running... running in the wrong direction. 1518 01:10:28,259 --> 01:10:29,191 We ain't gonna win like that. 1519 01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,659 - No, Mike. - Team running the wrong way. 1520 01:10:30,694 --> 01:10:32,126 Mike! Hey! 1521 01:10:35,130 --> 01:10:36,599 Jesus, come on, Mike! 1522 01:10:36,634 --> 01:10:37,299 What's happening?! 1523 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,901 What is wrong with you?! 1524 01:10:38,936 --> 01:10:40,334 Don't try anymore. We gotta get out of here. 1525 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:42,336 Mike? Buddy? 1526 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:44,640 I'm begging you now. 1527 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:45,741 Okay. 1528 01:10:45,776 --> 01:10:46,809 I'll run with you. 1529 01:10:46,844 --> 01:10:48,677 Okay? The right direction. 1530 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,941 Just give me the gun. 1531 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,250 What are you crying about? 1532 01:10:54,285 --> 01:10:56,719 We love you. We don't want anything to happen. 1533 01:10:56,754 --> 01:10:59,586 Oh, you never want anything to happen! 1534 01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:01,823 God! 1535 01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,464 You know what that makes me feel like doing? 1536 01:11:08,499 --> 01:11:09,396 Mike. Whoa. Come on. 1537 01:11:09,465 --> 01:11:10,397 What are you...? Michael! 1538 01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:13,569 Shooting my heart out. 1539 01:11:13,604 --> 01:11:14,870 Don't! Michael! Back off! 1540 01:11:14,905 --> 01:11:16,303 Mikey, no! No! No! 1541 01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:19,608 Oh, God. Whoo! 1542 01:11:19,643 --> 01:11:20,540 Damn you! 1543 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,077 That's five. 1544 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:23,045 - Whoo! - Michael, listen to me. 1545 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:25,014 Okay? You've got to stop. 1546 01:11:25,049 --> 01:11:26,882 - He's too far gone. - Oh, fuck you! 1547 01:11:26,917 --> 01:11:27,916 Look, he's a fool... 1548 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,585 He's a damn useless idiot! 1549 01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:32,019 Ah! I got talent! 1550 01:11:32,087 --> 01:11:34,556 I got a talent for life! 1551 01:11:34,591 --> 01:11:35,624 You lost it. 1552 01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:37,526 All of you! 1553 01:11:37,561 --> 01:11:40,461 Aw, shit! You never had it. 1554 01:11:40,529 --> 01:11:42,598 You couldn't keep up with me. 1555 01:11:42,633 --> 01:11:45,032 Always something holding you back. 1556 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,069 Well, look at you now. 1557 01:11:47,104 --> 01:11:49,538 Take out the trash, say your prayers, 1558 01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:52,007 land of the fucking faded! 1559 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:53,776 I drink too much? 1560 01:11:53,811 --> 01:11:55,744 Fuck you! 1561 01:11:55,779 --> 01:11:58,180 I'd rather have my life any day. 1562 01:11:58,215 --> 01:11:59,348 Shit! 1563 01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:02,784 If I had to be like you, you know what I'd do? 1564 01:12:05,154 --> 01:12:06,121 Oh! 1565 01:12:06,622 --> 01:12:08,590 No! Michael! 1566 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,522 No! Mike! Come on, please! 1567 01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:13,995 No! No! 1568 01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,508 Oh, man... 1569 01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:35,650 I got to show you something. 1570 01:12:36,785 --> 01:12:38,252 Suckers! 1571 01:12:39,488 --> 01:12:41,590 Bunch of dead ends! 1572 01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:43,524 Dead! Dead before your time! 1573 01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:44,593 Oh, please, God, 1574 01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,528 save me from the dead ends! 1575 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:47,995 Show me the lights! 1576 01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:08,950 Hey, hold up! 1577 01:13:09,952 --> 01:13:12,420 Hey, I'm gonna give you one more chance. 1578 01:13:14,590 --> 01:13:16,692 You want to be on the team? 1579 01:13:16,727 --> 01:13:18,627 I'll show you how. 1580 01:13:18,662 --> 01:13:20,596 I'll show you the lights. 1581 01:13:20,631 --> 01:13:23,265 Hey, come back here! 1582 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:25,367 Hey, I'm talking to you! 1583 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:29,338 Hey, fuckers, I'm talking to you! 1584 01:13:29,373 --> 01:13:31,807 Where are you going? 1585 01:13:31,842 --> 01:13:33,206 Come on! 1586 01:13:34,109 --> 01:13:37,010 Aw, come back here! 1587 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,937 Dr. Trent? 1588 01:14:37,873 --> 01:14:39,170 Yes. 1589 01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:48,172 Life-support failed about 20 minutes ago. 1590 01:14:50,052 --> 01:14:51,553 I'm very sorry. 1591 01:14:51,588 --> 01:14:52,986 Me, too. 1592 01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:57,626 Are you... 1593 01:14:57,661 --> 01:14:59,184 a relative? 1594 01:15:00,863 --> 01:15:04,733 I'm the guy they had the intervention for you never made it to. 1595 01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,667 Forgive me. 1596 01:15:07,769 --> 01:15:10,067 Can I help you in any way? 1597 01:15:14,109 --> 01:15:17,112 Actually, I wish I could've talked to him. 1598 01:15:17,147 --> 01:15:18,545 I beg your pardon? 1599 01:15:19,715 --> 01:15:23,310 Maybe he could've filled me in on a few things. 1600 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:28,218 Tell me why someone would go to such lengths. 1601 01:15:30,092 --> 01:15:31,927 And if you come back from there, 1602 01:15:31,962 --> 01:15:33,656 how do you find another way to... 1603 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:36,698 look at things? 1604 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:37,960 Ah. 1605 01:15:39,935 --> 01:15:40,702 You know, 1606 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,795 it's never just about the drinking. 1607 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,967 That's what I've been trying to tell them all, for God's sake. 1608 01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:53,048 It's about something to look forward to, right? 1609 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:56,018 I used to have things: 1610 01:15:56,053 --> 01:15:58,453 the next race, the next girl, the next drive, 1611 01:15:58,488 --> 01:16:00,255 someplace I'd never been. 1612 01:16:00,290 --> 01:16:02,157 I couldn't wait to get up in the morning. 1613 01:16:02,192 --> 01:16:03,647 The future looked good. 1614 01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:07,961 The past creeps up on you, though. 1615 01:16:10,799 --> 01:16:14,770 The future gets smaller. Things get... 1616 01:16:14,805 --> 01:16:16,203 gray. 1617 01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:18,768 I like the colors, see? 1618 01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:21,610 You have a few drinks, no gray anymore. 1619 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:23,478 You're up. I mean, people like me up. 1620 01:16:23,513 --> 01:16:25,070 They used to, anyway. 1621 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,574 Life as it is... 1622 01:16:31,687 --> 01:16:33,621 plain old life... 1623 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,981 I don't know. 1624 01:16:37,292 --> 01:16:39,021 Little things. 1625 01:16:40,929 --> 01:16:43,397 I know you're supposed to like the little things. 1626 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,094 Little things are... 1627 01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:50,337 God, they're little for me. 1628 01:16:56,278 --> 01:16:58,580 I guess I've been this way so long 1629 01:16:58,615 --> 01:17:00,878 that if I stopped, I'd... 1630 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:03,384 I'd... 1631 01:17:03,852 --> 01:17:05,649 I'd be, uh... 1632 01:17:08,357 --> 01:17:10,848 I don't know. 1633 01:18:01,109 --> 01:18:02,007 Hi. 1634 01:18:02,844 --> 01:18:03,868 Hi. 1635 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:09,017 I wrote down where I'll be. 1636 01:18:09,052 --> 01:18:11,753 That guy Trent's checking me in. 1637 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:15,211 Sixth floor, no view, no cocktails. 1638 01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:18,290 Very unpopular vacation spot. 1639 01:18:22,964 --> 01:18:25,933 They don't allow visit ors the first two weeks. 1640 01:18:27,002 --> 01:18:29,404 But after that, if you're in the neighborhood... 1641 01:18:29,439 --> 01:18:30,906 I'll be there. 1642 01:18:30,941 --> 01:18:32,840 If it's easy. 1643 01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:39,547 You are a very beautiful woman. 1644 01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:47,522 And I guess if the child's anything like you, 1645 01:18:47,557 --> 01:18:49,353 it's gonna be okay. 1646 01:18:50,325 --> 01:18:52,452 I guess that's all we can hope for. 1647 01:18:53,962 --> 01:18:55,224 For now. 1648 01:19:35,570 --> 01:19:37,939 The 8:05 to Manhattan-Penn Station 1649 01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:39,873 is now arriving. 1650 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:49,450 Come on, move it! 1651 01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:34,395 All aboard! 1652 01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:00,956 We thought we'd lost him. 1653 01:21:00,991 --> 01:21:03,390 Wrong shoes, wrong age. 1654 01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:06,561 Still, in his way, 1655 01:21:06,596 --> 01:21:08,529 the one to beat. 1656 01:21:30,952 --> 01:21:32,920 Why do we run? 1657 01:21:33,855 --> 01:21:36,091 Why do we run? 1658 01:21:36,126 --> 01:21:38,460 For the team, buddy. 1659 01:21:38,495 --> 01:21:40,528 How do we win? 1660 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:41,517 Together. 1661 01:21:47,369 --> 01:21:49,837 How far can we go? 1662 01:21:50,839 --> 01:21:54,743 Come on, say it. How far can we go? 1663 01:21:54,778 --> 01:21:56,211 Forever. 1664 01:21:56,246 --> 01:21:59,578 Damn straight. Forever! 109784