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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,299 - How are you guys? - Hi. 2 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,926 - Hey. - Hi. 3 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,762 - How are you feeling? - Really good. 4 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:18,268 Uh, Kyle? Uh, whenever I ask that, you always look immediately over to Andi. 5 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,562 Is there a reason for that? 6 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:23,232 Oh, um... 7 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:32,533 I guess, uh, it was initially Andi's idea to start coming here, 8 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,743 um, and seeing you, so, um... 9 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:40,123 I just always then, uh, check in with you to see how you're feeling. 10 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:43,669 It's nice. 11 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,380 So, Andi, how are you doing? 12 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,759 I feel ready. 13 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:56,014 I feel like this has been such an important part of the process, 14 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,392 as a very, very adult sort of thing to do, 15 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:02,271 of talking it out and making it super conscious, 16 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:06,858 but at a certain point, I feel like it's getting into a heady zone. 17 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:12,656 Um, and it just feels so abstract at this point, and... 18 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,120 it's unanswerable in this room. Uh, you know? 19 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:20,831 So I feel like we should just do it. 20 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:27,045 Well, just so we're all on the same page, what do you mean by "do it"? 21 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,298 Open marriage. 22 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:38,473 Having sex with other people. 23 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,058 Kyle, you look surprised. 24 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:44,730 I didn't know you were there yet. I didn't know you were ready. 25 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:47,691 I didn't know we were at that moment. 26 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,611 You okay? 27 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:53,655 Yeah, I'm okay. I mean, it's a lot to take in. 28 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:55,657 We hadn't, uh, exactly discussed that beforehand. 29 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,952 No, I'm sorry to just drop it like that. 30 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,162 - I just... - Sure. 31 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,498 I like when we're in there because it makes it safe... 32 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:06,710 - Yeah. - To say what... you know... 33 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,587 Totally. So now what, though? 34 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:11,548 We just start? 35 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,091 Yeah. 36 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,301 - Okay. - I guess, right? 37 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,678 I guess. I mean, do we need to set some rules or... 38 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:19,765 I don't think we need rules. I feel like we've done the work... 39 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:20,766 Mm-hmm. 40 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:25,520 In there and in our life, and we have so much love, and... 41 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,484 - I feel connected to you. - Yeah, totally. Me, too. 42 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,779 Um, I guess, I just gotta ask... 43 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,864 Are you now ready to start trying 44 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:40,952 because there's someone specific that you wanna try with? 45 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:44,998 No. No. No. Do you have... 46 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:49,419 Oh, no, no. No, I mean, there are people I have little crushes on, 47 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,630 or who I think are hot. But... 48 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,883 - I've got my little list. But... - Shut up. 49 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,094 - Oh, my gosh, thank you so much. - Seriously. 50 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,388 - Not a problem. - Once again saved the day. 51 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,391 I got my butt kicked in Sorry! a couple times. 52 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:04,351 - Oh, right. - Good, I like to hear that. 53 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:07,354 - I got schooled. Take it easy, you guys. - Uh-oh. 54 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,439 - Thank you so much. - Sure thing. 55 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:12,484 If you should ever need extra time or something, 56 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,986 let me know and the kids can hang out. It's not a problem. 57 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,071 Thanks, Tom. 58 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,781 - No problem. - I appreciate it so much. 59 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,907 I get it. 60 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,367 - Okay. - Just let me know, okay? 61 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,868 That's amazing, awesome. 62 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,082 'Cause this is... 63 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,585 The last time you saw Tony, he's in a pool of blood. 64 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,920 - Yeah. - You're processing this. 65 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,089 This is bringing us down and then you're down here. 66 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:36,383 I'm just saying, what are you, a fucking robot? 67 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,802 Tony Pony's dead, and whose side are you on? 68 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:39,886 The humans or the suits? 69 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:44,307 Jesus Christ! Elias, how about let's just say I'm on both sides, huh? 70 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,976 How about let's just go with that? 71 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:49,563 Andi? Can I borrow you for a quick sec? 72 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,315 - I don't feel like he's petulant at all. - Of course. 73 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,986 I feel like, you know, even a thumbs up and such... 74 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,155 I know you didn't want it to be really good. 75 00:03:58,238 --> 00:03:59,489 You cut the whole monologue. 76 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,908 I'm not touching that. I'm out of here. 77 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:04,327 Great work today. Good job, great work. 78 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,413 Oh, hey, dude. How's it going? 79 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,666 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 80 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,253 Oh, hello. What, do you got any weekend plans? 81 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:17,841 Um, I have... Well, I have a date on Friday. 82 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,886 - But I think I'm gonna cancel it. - Why? Tell me everything. 83 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,597 How do I cancel it? 84 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,476 Tell him there's some hotshot actor at the theater you work at 85 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,271 - a big Chicago star. - That's a good idea. 86 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,024 If he's a big fan of the theater, he'll be very intimidated. 87 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,817 - That's a very good plan. - Thank you. 88 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,194 I'll say I'm hanging out with you. 89 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,905 Maybe he saw me in Much Ado About Nothing last summer. 90 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,615 Are you asking me on a date? 91 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,659 Do you wanna come watch my kids with me? 92 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,077 Yeah, kind of. 93 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:47,329 Uh, you don't. 94 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:51,249 Uh... Well, I'm thrilled to be back here working again. 95 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,918 - It's been a minute. - Yeah, I know. 96 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:55,128 Mostly 'cause I get to come in here and annoy you. 97 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,922 I love it when you come here and annoy me. 98 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,006 Thank you. 99 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,925 Your turn, Dad. 100 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:03,094 Okay, I'm gonna grab these two white cards, 101 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:07,933 and that gives me three white cards, 102 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:11,019 and I can lay some track 103 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:16,441 between Nashville and Little Rock. 104 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:20,570 I can also... 105 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,326 Um... 106 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,954 Actually, that's all I can do. I'm gonna pass. 107 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,794 - Mom, it's your turn. - It's your turn. 108 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:39,339 Okay, okay, okay. Um... 109 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,845 Let me see. I'll take the wild. 110 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,775 What was going on on your phone during the board game? 111 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,821 - Oh, um... Possibly. - Hot date? Setting up a hot date? 112 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:03,947 - Oh. - Yeah. 113 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,409 I've been sort of fielding offers. 114 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,202 Mmm. 115 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:10,954 - Mm-hmm. - Offers, plural. 116 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:14,457 Well, you know, once the word gets out that Andi's avails... 117 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:18,878 And what about you? 118 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:20,797 Um... 119 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,966 - Yeah. - Oh. 120 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,636 - Wow, wow. You're swinging it around. - Yeah, shit's getting real. 121 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,971 I'll swing it around. 122 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:31,558 They can smell it. They know. 123 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,186 I want you. 124 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,481 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. I want you. 125 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,860 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get it. 126 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:53,747 We should have opened this up a long time ago. 127 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:57,042 - Shut up. - Ow! 128 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,503 You dick. 129 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,465 What do you think? Should I cancel the sitter? 130 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,175 - Are you gonna be around? - Um... 131 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,470 I don't know yet. I don't know what I'll do after rehearsal tonight. 132 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,971 Can I let you know at lunch? 133 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,848 No. I have to tell her now 134 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,726 because she's gonna pick them up from school. 135 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,228 - Right. Um... Uh... - So... 136 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,941 - Then yeah, I think we should confirm. - Okay. 137 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,652 I'll just get a drink with someone or something, um, 138 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:28,156 'cause I don't want to be home alone with the kids when you're out on a date. 139 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,909 Um... 140 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:33,161 Are you cool, still? 141 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:35,580 - Are we... - Yes, totally cool. 142 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,831 - Okay. - Absolutely. 143 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,375 Okay, great. 144 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:41,544 Remind me who this is again. He's from the ad agency? 145 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,296 - Justin... - Justin, right. 146 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,591 We're gonna have a little cocktail after work. 147 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,176 Cool. 148 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,146 Hi. How are you? 149 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,399 - Hey. Good. How are you? - I'm well. 150 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,569 - How are you doing, man? - I feel super behind. 151 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,279 Oh, my God. You're doing great. 152 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,699 How you liking Chicago? How's it feeling? 153 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,702 - A little lonely. - Really? 154 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:16,746 - Yeah. I don't know anyone out here. - Makes sense. 155 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,290 Uh, you don't wanna grab some drinks tonight? You got plans? 156 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,334 - No, I got nothing. I'd love it, actually. - Yeah? 157 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,253 - I could use getting out. - Get a couple of beers. 158 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,754 - Really. - Blow off some steam. 159 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,589 - That'd be fun. - Cool. Let's do it. 160 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,882 Oh. What, now? Great. 161 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,718 - Yeah. - Good night, guys. Thank you. 162 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,094 - See ya. - Bye. Good night. 163 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,805 - Let's get off book. - Trying. Trying. 164 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,141 Hey, Amy! 165 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,936 - Kyle! - What's up? 166 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,354 - Nothing. - We're done with the rehearsal, 167 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,481 and Frank and I are gonna grab some beers. 168 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:44,566 You wanna come? 169 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,568 Drinks on this side, food on the other. 170 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,778 - Oh. - It is our happy hour as well. 171 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:53,241 Um, if I order something here and took it to the table, would that be okay? 172 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,243 I'll transfer it over, no problem. 173 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,621 - What can I do for you? - Uh, two vodka sodas and a Hopewell. 174 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,206 - Oh, absolutely. - Thanks, man. 175 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,382 - How you doing? - I'm fine. I'm fine. 176 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,134 What are you laughing at? 177 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,844 - I'm losing it. - Why? 178 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:18,308 Uh, I'm just... I'm really nerv... I'm going... 179 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,517 Uh-huh. 180 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:25,273 I'm embarking on a date, and I haven't been on a date in 20 years. 181 00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,524 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 182 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,402 Like a coma situation, or... 183 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,781 Little bit. No, um, I'm married. 184 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,241 I've been married for 100 years, so... 185 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,036 Oh, is this like a rekindling-your-marriage-type thing? 186 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:41,831 - Like, with your husband? - Hmm. Not directly, uh, 187 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,335 but no, we're open. 188 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,088 - Like an open marriage? - Yeah. 189 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:50,507 Who are you meeting? 190 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,426 - Justin? - Why do you say it like that? 191 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,054 - I don't know. - Justin. Do you know him? 192 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,306 - I know him, but I don't, like, know him. - Vodka sodas. 193 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,224 Thanks, man. 194 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:04,104 - Huh. Good luck with, uh, Justin. - Thank you. 195 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,107 - Have a good night. - Good night. 196 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,277 - Hey. - Oh, my gosh. Hi. How are you? 197 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:13,321 - Hi. I'm good. - Oh. 198 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,948 - So good to see you. - Absolutely. 199 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,200 Do you want to do a table or bar? 200 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,827 I love the bar. 201 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,956 Where are the kids tonight? Are they with Andi, or... 202 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,083 No, we have a sitter watching them. 203 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,752 Nice. What you got going on? 204 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,839 - I got this, bro. - Nice. 205 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:35,260 She has plans, and I, uh, just didn't want... 206 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,595 I wanted a night off, didn't want to take care of the kids again. 207 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,806 - Thanks, man. - Thanks. Uh... 208 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:40,723 Yeah. 209 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:46,312 Okay. Let's just, uh... Why not? Let's get into it. Um... 210 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:52,694 Andi, my wife, is on a date tonight with someone. 211 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:56,573 A romantic date? 212 00:10:58,032 --> 00:10:59,325 I think that's the hope. 213 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,581 - Uh, does she know that you know? - Oh, yeah. 214 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:10,378 We are, um, testing the waters of having, uh, an open relationship. 215 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,172 A non-monogamous marriage. 216 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:15,925 Whoa. 217 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,011 Yeah. 218 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,638 Yeah. Cool. 219 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,557 - Did you just start it? - I hope so. 220 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,267 Yeah, you're literally, uh... 221 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,312 This is... This is night one. 222 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,771 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 223 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:33,234 We've been together for a really, really long time, and, uh... 224 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,906 She's my best friend. She's my partner. 225 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,866 She's the mother of my children, 226 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:43,119 and I think we're fucking kick-ass parents together. 227 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:45,705 Um, we have a life. We have a great life. 228 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:48,124 I mean, last night we had good sex. 229 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:51,628 But it's just sort of a little less, uh... 230 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,339 alive than it used to be. 231 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,342 Sounds like you're having more sex than I am. 232 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,219 What? Seriously? 233 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:04,307 Well, I mean, you know, it's just a quiet moment, but... 234 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,603 - Get out of town. Really? - No. Well, yeah. Yeah. 235 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:10,396 I find that shocking. 236 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,981 No, I mean, it's... 237 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,109 Thanks, but, uh, no. 238 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,363 After my last breakup, I... At first, it was intentional, 239 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,324 and then it became unintentional at some point. 240 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:26,412 I'm sure there are tons of guys who would love to sleep with you. 241 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,123 Thanks. Thanks. 242 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,794 But... Yeah. 243 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:34,545 Wow. 244 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,630 - Cheers. - New beginning? 245 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,882 - Something like that, sounds right? - Sure. 246 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,638 It's so on the nose. 247 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,893 Where's your edge, Justin? 248 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,604 Well, it's that or that Irish toast where it ends with, 249 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,440 "May he hold you in the palm of his hand." So I thought I'd go, "New beginning." 250 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,484 It sounds like that song, um, 251 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:59,278 "He will raise you up on eagle's wings." You know that song? 252 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,864 It's my mother's favorite funeral dirge. 253 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:05,118 My mother asked me to sing it at her funeral. 254 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,161 I'm not a singer. 255 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,455 Does it make you uncomfortable when your parents ask you 256 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,332 - to plan for that kind of stuff? - Mnh-mnh. 257 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,292 Oh, that's great. Morbid. 258 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,128 - I'm ready. - Mnh-mnh. 259 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,046 - I hate to leave, but... - You have to go walk a cat? 260 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,548 I'm not walking it, I'm feeding it. 261 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,551 The cat can wait. One more drink isn't gonna kill the cat. 262 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,177 Do you think you guys will, uh... 263 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,430 Maybe you'll be out for a while and I'll come back? 264 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,266 - Yeah, go walk the cat and come back. - Okay. 265 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,812 Yeah, if I take care of it, then I can just... Yeah. 266 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,897 - This is, um... - Yeah. Right? 267 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,899 - Fascinating. - I'm down to drink. 268 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,651 - Okay. Um... - We'll be here. 269 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:42,822 I've got a babysitter. 270 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,657 - Your wife's not home, okay. - Yeah. 271 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,827 I gotta go. See you guys later. 272 00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,172 Um... 273 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,757 Uh, cheers. 274 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,925 - Cheers. - Holy shit. 275 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,137 Your move. 276 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,724 - What do you mean? - What are you gonna do? 277 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,102 I'm gonna probably have another beer with you 278 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,647 and then go home and relieve the babysitter, and, uh... 279 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,274 And maybe text Amy? 280 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,526 - No. - Why not? 281 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,947 She more than insinuated she wanted to hang out later. 282 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,992 I do not think she was interested in chatting with me. 283 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,619 I want to. I hear that, 284 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,996 but I don't know if tonight's the night. I think... 285 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:32,955 That's fair. 286 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,459 You know, I'm a little drunk now, and like... 287 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,127 I don't know. I'm confused about this. 288 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,214 I actually think I want something much more anonymous. 289 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,425 I'm not looking to get into another relationship. 290 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,387 The whole goal of this isn't to add a second wife. 291 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,515 I just want to fuck a stranger. 292 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,059 That's even easier, man. 293 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,395 Why don't you go downtown and get a massage? 294 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,231 It's simple. In and out. 295 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:02,902 You'll relieve some stress. It's like a baby step. It's like tee-ball. 296 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,948 You mean, like, a happy ending? 297 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,743 Sure. Yeah. That's a good first step for you. 298 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,455 Is that kind of thing even real? 299 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,210 - That was fun. - That was fun. 300 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,670 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 301 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,963 I'd like to do it again sometime. 302 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,423 - I'll give you a call. - Okay. 303 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,466 - All right. - Sounds good. 304 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,219 - I drove, if you need a ride. - I drove. 305 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,346 - All right. - Yeah. Thank you, though. 306 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,681 All right. 307 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,433 - Good night. - Bye. Oh. 308 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,436 - Take care. - Bye. You, too. 309 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,774 Oh. 310 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:42,942 Hey. 311 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,986 So how'd it go? 312 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,028 Uh... 313 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,449 Not so hot. Can I get a cigarette? 314 00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,616 Yes. 315 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,037 Thank you. 316 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,835 - My name's Jason, by the way. - Oh, hi. I'm Andi. 317 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,467 Mmm. 318 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,054 - Yeah? Do you wanna... - Come on. 319 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,392 - You got it? - Can't do it. 320 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,733 - It's not working. - Hold on. I got it. 321 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,152 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 322 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,614 - Mmm. Thank God! - Magic touch. 323 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,283 How's everything feeling? 324 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,162 Uh, good. Great. Thank you. 325 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:39,874 Good. 326 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,128 Is this pressure okay? 327 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,382 Yeah. Yep, uh, it's great. 328 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,346 How long have you been working here? 329 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,972 Um, a couple of years. 330 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,558 Wow. 331 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,145 - Brian, can I get the bill, man? - Oh, absolutely. 332 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,482 Do you, uh... What? 333 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,901 Do you have to know everyone's name? 334 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,029 - I know his name. Thank you. - That's impressive. Thank you. 335 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,991 Uh, listen. Do you want to get one more, back at mine? 336 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,870 - Okay. - Okay. 337 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,165 Um, I have to make a quick call. 338 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,502 I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I need to call my husband 339 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,545 and let him know 340 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,797 - that I'm gonna be later. - Right. 341 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,881 I get it. 342 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,312 Do you need your phone? 343 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,024 No, no, I don't. Sorry, I should have turned that off. 344 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,150 All of your back is done, 345 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,986 - so you can go ahead and flip over. - Okay. 346 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,863 Let me just flip. 347 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,956 Do you have a pillow or anything? 348 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,125 Uh, you can scoot down. 349 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,087 Maybe the leg thing? 350 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:11,757 Here. 351 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,510 - Thanks. - Is that good? 352 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,929 - That's great. - Okay. 353 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:20,224 Um, this is where I offer you a hand job for $50. 354 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,145 Oh, wow. 355 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,148 - Um... - It'll be really quick. 356 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,152 No, I think, yeah... I... 357 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:36,907 You're really attractive, but, uh, I'm married, so... 358 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,702 Okay. Everyone that comes in here is married. 359 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,996 It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it. 360 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,206 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,128 Um, hey, uh... 362 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,757 Uh, no, I don't think so. Sorry. 363 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,091 - You sure? - Yeah. 364 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,346 Okay. 365 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,810 Here. 366 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:48,831 Oh, God. 367 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,606 I feel it. I feel it. 368 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:18,110 Careful, you can accidentally get too high kind of easily, sorry. 369 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,196 - I should have told you first. - Now you tell me. 370 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,533 That tastes good. There's a flavor. 371 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:26,952 It's like watermelon or something. 372 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,706 Yeah. Maybe a little. 373 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,458 Maybe a lot. 374 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,505 - Are you high already? - No. 375 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:39,840 You're a little giggly. 376 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:44,345 I'm not high. I'm just glad you're here. 377 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,096 Oh, good. 378 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,390 I'm glad I'm here, too. 379 00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,387 - What are we doing? - Uh... 380 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,473 Yeah, um... 381 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:32,017 All right. 382 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,022 I don't know. I don't know. I... 383 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,277 I mean, we're doing... 384 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,695 - Okay. - We're doing this. 385 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,364 If you're not okay, I totally understand. 386 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,492 - I'm okay. - This is brand-new for me. 387 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,868 - I think I understand. - Right? 388 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,079 And this is the first time. 389 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,500 This is the first time, so I don't know. 390 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,547 If you're asking what's gonna... 391 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,924 What happens tomorrow... 392 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:06,927 it's a good question. 393 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:34,139 Um, I don't think I wanna have sex with you tonight. 394 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:39,812 Yeah. Totally, I wasn't thinking that we would. 395 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,230 Oh, okay. 396 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,649 I don't want to have sex with you tonight. 397 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,901 - Okay. - Great. 398 00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:47,361 Great. 399 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,989 - But can we keep doing other stuff? - Yeah. 400 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,874 Want to get under the covers? 401 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,377 Yeah. Sure. 402 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,255 - Sorry. It's cold. - It's cold in Chicago. 403 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,302 Is this okay? 404 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,724 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 405 00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,200 - All right? - Mm-hmm. 406 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,335 Oh, fuck. 407 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,340 - Is this okay? - Um, you know what? 408 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:55,888 I'm actually... I'm really good to just take it slow. 409 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,640 Okay. 410 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,061 - You sure? - Yeah. 411 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,147 All right. 412 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:09,610 - Is that okay? - It's probably very wise. 413 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,202 Don't get me wrong. 414 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,038 I want to, just... 415 00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,166 one step at a time, you know? 416 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,725 - Well, this was fun. - Thank you. 417 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,435 - You all right? - Yes, thank you. 418 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:44,520 Get home safe. 419 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,481 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 420 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:38,532 Hey. 421 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:40,951 Hey. 422 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:43,912 Sorry I woke you. 423 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,080 You didn't. 424 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,709 - No? - Will you get over here, please? 425 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,671 - I missed you. - Hey. I missed you. 426 00:27:52,754 --> 00:27:54,882 Oh. 427 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:57,259 Oh, my God. 428 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,552 Yeah. Get in there. 429 00:27:58,635 --> 00:27:59,678 Yes. 430 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,350 Hmm. 431 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,276 Did you have fun? 432 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,904 It was weird. 433 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:19,364 Hmm. I had a weird night, too. 434 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,241 Why? 435 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,203 I hooked up with that girl from work. 436 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,207 Wow. 437 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:30,292 Yeah. 438 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:36,465 I had sex with a stranger. 439 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,010 Wow. 440 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:45,933 Do you want to talk about it? 441 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:47,893 No. 442 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,063 Not now. 443 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,940 - Maybe in the morning. - Cool. 444 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,070 - I love you. - I love you. 445 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,699 I love you. 446 00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:11,917 Mmm. 32341

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