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[ Chiming of P.A. signal ]
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Woman: [ On P.A. ]
[ Speaking in
foreign language ]
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[ Stamping of passport ]
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[ Droning of plane engine ]
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[ Ringing of bicycle bell ]
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[ Chirping of birds ]
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Shouts of crowd ]
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Yelling ]
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[ Whooping ]
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I LOVE THIS!
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I LOVE YOU!
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PIPPA, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO SAY...
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I CAN'T HEAR
YOU, DIEGO!
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Diego:
PIPPA, YOU MISSED
IT. SLOW DOWN.
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THANK YOU FOR
EVERYTHING.
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I WANT YOU TO STAY.
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THAT IS SO SWEET.
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YEAH, BUT, UH,
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I COULD COME
WITH YOU.
I'LL CALL YOU,
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IF I MISS IT.
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PIPPA!
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Sighing ]
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[ Music playing ]
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OH!
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[ Music playing ]
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AM I HAVING
A HEART ATTACK?
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CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THIS IS?
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THANK YOU.
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Screeching of tires ]
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PLANE LATE.
TRAFFIC.
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I'M SORRY.
GO.
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IT'S GREAT
TO SEE YOU.
GO. GO.
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[ Horn beeping ]
OH! UH, SHIT.
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I ONLY
HAVE EUROS.
GO. PLEASE.
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[ Sobbing/sniffling ]
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SWEETIE?
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HONEY? MASCARA.
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PRIORITIES.
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I HATE HER.
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I KNOW,
SWEETHEART.
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BUT YOU--
I'M SORRY!
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[ Sobbing ]
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I'M HERE.
I'M SORRY.
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I HATE YOU.
OH!
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WELL, THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE
FOREVER FAITHFUL.
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I MEAN, YOU MUST
HATE EVERYONE.
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THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
YOU SOMETHING BLUE.
[ Laughing ]
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JANEY, YOU
LOOK GORGEOUS,
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EVEN FROM HERE.
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IT'S CALLED
A BRAZILLIAN.
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[ Sniffle ]
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[ Music playing ]
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SHIT.
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OH MY GOD.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
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[ Mixed chatter ]
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WELCOME BACK,
SHITHEAD.
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NICE TO SEE
YOU, ASS-FACE.
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LIAR.
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[ Inhaling ]
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[ Sigh ]
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[ Music playing ]
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Woman:
COME ON, MICKEY.
MARTINI?
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[ Grunting ]
HUH?
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OH, UH...
[ Chuckling ]
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UH, KEEP
THE PANTIES.
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WHOO!
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[ Snickering ]
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WELL DONE.
THANK YOU.
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NOTHING LIKE A...
BRIDESMAID'S DRESS
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TO ADD A SUBTLE
SHEEN OF DESPERATION
TO ANY PARTY.
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WORKS FOR YOU.
OH, TOTALLY WORKS.
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HERE.
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I CAN'T TAKE IT.
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IT'S LIKE NOAH'S ARK
IN THERE.
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TWO BY TWO BY
SHOOT-ME-NOW.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
CRY ME A RIVER.
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I'M THE ONE
STUCK HERE,
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BURNING CLIFF 'N' JANE
PARTY COMPILATION CDs.
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I MEAN, WHAT DID
YOU DO TODAY?
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I RAN WITH
THE BULLS.
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IS THAT, LIKE,
A METAPHOR?
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THEN I JUMPED
OUT OF A PLANE.
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ALONE?
I HAD A GUIDE.
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CONDOMS?
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YOU'RE THE ONE DOING THE
BUSHWHACKING OVER THERE
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WITH WEDDING-
SEX-LUKE.
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JEALOUS?
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TOTALLY.
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I'VE SLEPT WITH EVERYONE HERE.
I'M RADICALLY
OUT OF OPTIONS.
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I WISH YOU WERE
STAYING LONGER
THAN THE WEEKEND.
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I'M A TRAVEL WRITER.
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YOU'VE BEEN
TRAVELLING FOR
EIGHT YEARS.
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HEY, WHAT SIZE BRA
DID YOU GUYS BUY ME?
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UH, SAME
AS ALWAYS.
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OH-H-H.
I GUESS YOU
MATURED.
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HEY.
[ Splash ]
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Man:
NOW, MOST OF YOU KNOW
THAT JANE AND CLIFFORD
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MET ON THE
TRADING FLOOR.
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NOW, WE'VE ALL
BEEN STIMULATED
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BY THE STOCK
MARKET RECENTLY.
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NOT QUITE AS STIMULATED
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AS THESE TWO FINANCIAL
LOVEBIRDS HERE.
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[ Laughter ]
AW-W.
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A BEAR-STEARNS MATCH MADE
IN BULL-MARKET HEAVEN.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S
NOT A WEDDING.
IT'S A MERGER.
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Pippa:
[ Laughing ]
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OH MY GOD.
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SO PLEASE RAISE
YOUR GLASSES
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IN A TOAST TO THE
BRIDE AND GROOM.
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TO MARRIAGE, THE
HAPPY TOMB OF LOVE.
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[ Dance music ]
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♪ OOPS, OH, BABY ♪
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♪ BOY, YOU'RE DRIVING
ME CRAZY ♪
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♪ YOU'RE SO FINE ♪
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[ Laughing ]
[ Laughing ]
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I'M CUTTING HER OFF.
OH, POOR BABY,
COME ON,
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SHE'S CELEBRATING
WITH YOU,
NOT AT YOU.
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SHE TOLD MY FATHER
THAT HE WAS HUMP-ABLE.
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AND I'M SURE IT
MADE HIS NIGHT.
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SHE'S WEDDING-PHOBIC.
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WOO-HOO!
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MY BOOBS ARE KILLING ME!
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I GOT TO GO
FIND MY BRA.
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I LOVE YOU
GUYS, MAN!
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Man:
IT'S OVER THERE.
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WHAT?
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YOUR BRA. IT'S CAUGHT
ON THE EDGE OF THAT--
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NO, TO
YOUR LEFT.
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YOUR OTHER LEFT.
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THANK YOU.
I MUST HAVE
DROPPED IT.
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BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.
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KIND OF MAKES YOU
FEEL LIKE SWIMMING.
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NOT REALLY.
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GIRLFRIEND? GAY?
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WHAT, BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO GO SWIMMING?
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DID YOUR
GIRLFRIEND
PICK THAT TIE?
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?
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DID I SAY THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT?
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WELL, IF YOU'VE GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY
ABOUT MY TIE,
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FEEL FREE TO SAY IT.
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IT'S FLOWERY.
IT'S BOSS.
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BOSS. SORRY.
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DON'T BE. IT'S
ALWAYS GOOD TO HEAR
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WHAT A GIRL THINKS
OF YOUR TIE,
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ESPECIALLY
A GIRL
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IN WET, PINK TAFFETA.
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I DIDN'T PICK
THIS DRESS.
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I DIDN'T PICK THE TIE.
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GOOD, THEN.
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HEY, YOU'RE
SOAKING WET.
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COME ON. LET'S
GET YOU IN A CAB.
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FORGET IT. IT'S
NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT.
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[ Crashing of bottles ]
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IN SOME CULTURES,
THE CLOSING
OF THE BAR
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SIGNALS THE END
OF THE EVENING.
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WELL, IN SOME CULTURES,
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MEN DON'T FOLLOW
WOMEN AROUND
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WHEN THEY'RE
NOT WANTED.
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UH, I THINK THAT'S
A MEASURING CUP.
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THAT IS SO
REFRESHINGLY
LITERAL.
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AND YOU ARE
REFRESHINGLY
DRUNK.
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I AM REFRESHINGLY
REFRESHED. THANK YOU.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO HOME.
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I JUST NEED TO
FIND SOME SOCKS
OR SOMETHING.
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MY FEET ARE FREEZING.
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SOCKS, OFTEN FOUND
IN HOTEL KITCHENS.
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REALLY?
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NO.
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SO YOU'RE LITERAL AND
YOU'RE A PESSIMIST.
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IF I WAS A COOK,
I WOULD DEFINITELY
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HAVE A PAIR OF
SOCKS ON HAND.
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FOR, LIKE,
AN UNFORTUNATE
KITCHEN ACCIDENT,
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OR KITCHEN SPILLAGE.
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SIT.
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YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.
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ENOUGH. OKAY?
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I...
UH-HUH.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ONE LITTLE KISS?
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I DON'T THINK
YOU'LL REMEMBER IT.
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SO?
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YEAH, THAT'S
KIND OF MY POINT.
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WELL, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST STAY
AND HAVE A DRINK?
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WE COULD TALK ALL
ABOUT YOUR VERY
IMPORTANT POINT.
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I THINK I
BETTER GO.
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[ Music playing ]
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Pippa:
MOST OF THE TIME,
I DON'T FEEL ALONE.
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I TRAVEL. I HAVE MY LIFE.
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BUT SOMETIMES,
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YOU KNOW, YOU COME
HOME AND IT'S LIKE...
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EVERYBODY'S GOT
SOMEBODY TO DANCE WITH.
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WE COULD DANCE.
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[ Music playing ]
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THE THING IS, JOEY,
IF WE START DANCING,
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WE MIGHT AS WELL
THROW IN THE TOWEL.
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START WEARING
RELAXED-FIT DOCKERS
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AND HEAD OFF TO
IKEA TO EAT MEATBALLS
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WITH OUR
IN-VITRO TWINS.
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Pippa:
RIGHT, JOEY?
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CAN YOU MAKE SURE
SHE GETS HOME OKAY?
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Pippa:
I GOT MY
OWN MONEY.
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EXCUSE ME, DO
YOU TAKE EUROS?
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[ Departure of taxi ]
Pippa:
[ Humming ]
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[ Clattering ]
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[ Turning of lock ]
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WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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I'M HOME.
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YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT.
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I DIDN'T WANT
TO WAKE YOU UP.
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WELL, THEN DON'T
CLIMB UP MY HOUSE
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AT 2:00 O'CLOCK
IN THE MORNING.
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[ Grunting ]
[ Clattering ]
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AH, PHILIPPA.
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THE KEY WAS
UNDER THE MAT.
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DAD?
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I'M SORRY.
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WELL, I WISH YOU'D
TOLD ME THAT YOU
WERE COMING HOME.
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[ Snapping of fingers ]
YOU WOULD'VE
BAKED A CAKE?
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I SHOULD'VE.
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I MEANT TO.
I WORRY
ABOUT YOU.
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RUNNING AROUND DOING
GOD KNOWS WHAT.
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I'M FREELANCE,
YOU KNOW THAT.
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BUT I WANT YOU
TO GET A REAL JOB,
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SOMETHING THAT
YOU CAN COMMIT TO,
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AND START MAKING A
LIFE FOR YOURSELF.
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I HAVE A LIFE.
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DAD?
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MADE YOU SOME BREAKFAST.
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SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
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I WAS A LITTLE JET-LAGGED.
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DAD?
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DADDY?
[ Clattering ]
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[ Wailing of sirens ]
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[ Music playing ]
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[ Beeping of monitor ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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DADDY. OH
MY GOD, I...
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I SHOULD GO
GET THE DOCTOR.
HEART ATTACK?
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A STROKE?
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00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,000
I'M SO SORRY
ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
244
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,291
BOTH?
NO, NO, NO.
245
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,500
JUST-- JUST
A HEART ATTACK.
246
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,458
OH, WELL...
[ Sighing ]
247
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:00,583
WHAT A RELIEF.
248
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,083
I NEED MY DATE BOOK.
249
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:05,917
YOU DIDN'T BRING
IT WITH YOU?
250
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,125
IN THE AMBULANCE?
I NEED TO CALL IAN,
251
00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,417
FILL HIM IN.
252
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,250
I'M IN TROUBLE HERE.
DAD,
253
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,333
YOU'RE IN INTENSIVE CARE,
I THINK YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER RELAXING.
254
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,917
WELL, THAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US.
255
00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:22,291
WELL, I'M HERE, RIGHT?
SO JUST LET ME HELP YOU.
256
00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,333
TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED.
257
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,583
[ Sighing ]
I NEED A TOOTHBRUSH.
258
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,458
I NEED AN EDITOR
259
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,583
AND I NEED MY DATE BOOK.
260
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,750
[ Sighing ]
261
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,417
LUCY WARD QUIT.
262
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,417
ONE OF MY EDITORS.
263
00:12:34,417 --> 00:12:37,333
NO NOTICE. NO, THE
IDIOT GETS AN OFFER
FROM "THE GLOBE"
264
00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,166
SHE CAN'T REFUSE.
265
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,375
AH-H.
266
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:42,333
I CAN DO IT.
267
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,542
FINE, GOOD.
268
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:44,792
IT'S ON MY DESK.
269
00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,458
NO, I CAN EDIT ONE
OF YOUR MAGAZINES.
270
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,625
I'M A JOURNALIST.
I'VE WORKED AT
A DOZEN MAGAZINES.
271
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:55,667
I CAN HANDLE IT.
OH,
272
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:57,375
THAT'S TERRIFIC.
273
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,458
WHICH MAGAZINE?
274
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,250
YOU NEVER EDITED
A MAGAZINE.
275
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,500
I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU
FOR YEARS.
276
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,750
I'M IN THE
BUSINESS.
277
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,959
JUST LET ME HELP YOU,
PLEASE, FOR ONCE.
278
00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:07,417
YOU NEVER THINK I
CAN DO ANYTHING.
279
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,625
JUST TELL ME
WHICH MAGAZINE.
280
00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:10,000
"LAWNS AND BLOOMS"?
281
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,291
"TENNIS QUARTERLY"?
282
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,834
I MEAN, IT'S JUST TILL
HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET
283
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,333
AND THEN HE'S GOING
TO HIRE SOMEONE REAL.
284
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,750
HIS WORDS.
OH, NICE.
285
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,667
"LOFT LIVING"?
286
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,000
I MEAN I GUESS
HE'S RIGHT, I NEVER
EDITED A MAGAZINE.
287
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,750
WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S
NOT "TRUCKS WEEKLY".
288
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:32,667
OH MY GOD.
289
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:34,083
IT'S NOT "TRUCKS WEEKLY".
290
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,709
"WEDDING BELLS"?
LULU...
291
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,709
I OFFERED TO EDIT
A BRIDAL MAGAZINE.
292
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:43,709
IT'S A SHRINE
TO COMMITMENT
AND I'M A SLUT.
293
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,583
I'M A FUCK-SLUT,
HALF-ORPHAN.
294
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,417
[ Sniffling ]
AND I START WORK ON MONDAY.
OH.
295
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,834
OH, SWEETIE, OH.
296
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,333
YOU'RE NOT
AN ORPHAN.
297
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:57,750
[ Music playing ]
298
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,375
SHIT!
299
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:17,583
[ Music playing ]
300
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:26,667
Man:
MISS McGEE,
I PRESUME?
301
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,083
IT'S PIPPA,
302
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:29,375
PLEASE. AND YOU ARE?
303
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,458
FRANK. NO LAST NAME.
304
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,250
HUH, LIKE CHER?
305
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,500
WHO?
306
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,291
YOU KNOW, CHER?
307
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:37,583
SHE'S FAMOUS.
I'M KIDDING.
308
00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,458
FUNNY.
WELL THAT'S GOOD.
309
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,792
FUNNY'S GOOD
IN AN ASSISTANT,
310
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,458
'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO BE YOURS,
311
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:44,792
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
YOU FIRE ME.
312
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,959
PLEASE, DON'T FIRE ME.
313
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,417
I'M AN UTTER DELIGHT
IN THE BOARDROOM,
314
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,458
I CAN ASSURE YOU.
315
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,625
"BORED" BEING THE
OPERATIVE TERM.
316
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,917
NOW EVERYONE'S WILDLY
EXCITED TO MEET YOU,
317
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,792
NEVER HAVING HEARD
OF YOU, OF COURSE.
318
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,625
BUT LET'S PUT A
PIN IN THE TOUCHY-
FEELY STUFF,
319
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:57,625
FOR THE MASSES AWAIT.
320
00:14:58,709 --> 00:14:59,834
GOOD PANTS,
BY THE WAY.
321
00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,417
VERY SHOCK-AND-AWE.
322
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,583
SO THAT'S THE STORY.
[ Chuckles ]
323
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,750
MY DAD ASKED
ME TO FILL IN.
324
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,375
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY TILL
HE'S BACK ON HIS FEET.
325
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,792
THAT BEING SAID, I AM
COMMITTED TO MAKING
THE BEST OF THIS.
326
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:16,625
BUT, UH, I GOT
TO BE HONEST.
327
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,250
I MEAN, I SEE
MARRIAGE AS A
KIND OF A PRISON.
328
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,000
IT'S A PLACE WHERE
FREEDOM AND CHOICE
AND SENSUALITY
329
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,500
GO TO DIE.
[ Clicking of lighter ]
330
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,875
I MEAN, I'M STILL TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHY,
331
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:33,250
IN A WORLD OF CHOICE
AND FEMINISM AND
SERIAL MONOGAMY,
332
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,458
IN A CHAOTIC UNIVERSE
OF INFIDELITY AND
COUPLES' COUNSELLING,
333
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:40,375
IN A FRAGMENTED TOPOGRAPHY
OF DIVORCE AND NIHILISM,
334
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:43,875
WHY THE MODERN WOMAN
WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED.
335
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,166
I MEAN, TO ME, THESE
ARE VERY INTERESTING
QUESTIONS.
336
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,125
[ Beeping of
fire alarm ]
337
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,291
ANYWAY, I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY IS:
338
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:52,917
LET'S PUSH THE
STATUS QUO BUT...
339
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,500
NOT BE PUSHED BY IT.
340
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,000
LET'S KEEP THINGS
IN PERSPECTIVE.
341
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,667
LET'S HAVE FUN.
[ Beeping of alarm ]
342
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:58,875
Man:
I'LL CALL THEM.
343
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,583
[ Music playing ]
344
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:07,375
[ Ringing of telephone ]
345
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:09,458
UH, BROOK CLINIC, HELLO?
346
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:10,709
LULU?
347
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,709
Can you hear me?
UH, VAGUELY.
348
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,542
OH MY GOD, IT WORKS.
I'M JANET JACKSON.
349
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:15,667
[ Yelping ]
350
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,917
OH, FIRST DAY, LADY.
351
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,417
HEY, HOW'S IT
GOING OVER THERE?
352
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,250
IT'S A TOTAL NIGHTMARE,
BUT I'M FAKING MY
WAY THROUGH IT.
353
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,333
I MEAN, THE WALLS ARE
PINK AND I CAN'T SMOKE.
354
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,500
It sucks.
WELL, YOU SOUND
VERY POSITIVE.
355
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,333
[ Chuckles ]
UH, BAD TIME?
356
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:32,542
[ Music playing ]
357
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,792
HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
358
00:16:35,792 --> 00:16:37,250
EXCUSE ME?
359
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,709
DO YOU WANT YOUR
MONEY BACK FROM
THE OTHER NIGHT?
360
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,041
Lulu:
Pippa? Hello?
[ Click of disconnect ]
361
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,583
I'M ACTUALLY SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBER.
362
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:45,417
I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
I WAS A LITTLE JET-LAGGED.
363
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,083
YOU WERE LOADED.
TOMATO,
TO-MAH-TO.
364
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,917
RIGHT. "LET'S CALL
THE WHOLE THING OFF".
365
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:55,834
[ Music playing ]
366
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,625
UH, SO WHO THE HELL
IS PHILIPPA McGEE?
367
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,542
YOU'RE IAN?
I AM.
368
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,750
IAN GRAY.
369
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:03,792
MY DAD'S VICE-PRESIDENT.
370
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,000
I TALKED TO HIM
THIS MORNING.
371
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,917
HE ASKED ME TO
COME DOWN, SUPERVISE
THE FIRST FEW WEEKS.
372
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,291
MAKE SURE YOU
WERE SET UP.
373
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,709
WELL, HE SAID HE
TRUSTED ME WITH THIS.
374
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,667
I THOUGHT HE
TRUSTED ME.
375
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,875
UH, GUYS.
376
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,208
I'M GOING TO BE IN
THAT OFFICE RIGHT THERE.
377
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,917
FRANK, IS
THIS DECAF?
378
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,417
YES, SIR.
DECAF?
379
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,709
LOOK, I'M SURE
HE TRUSTS YOU.
380
00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:22,625
YOU'RE HIS DAUGHTER.
381
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,208
YOU'RE A GROWN-UP.
382
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,625
I'M SIMPLY HERE TO...
[ Ringtone playing ]
383
00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:32,625
UH-HUH.
384
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,291
MEETING'S IN AN HOUR.
385
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,542
MS. NIGHTLY?
386
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:47,458
MS. I.P. NIGHTLY--
387
00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:54,875
NOT FUNNY. THIS
IS A PLACE OF WORK.
388
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,500
I WAS WONDERING
ABOUT THE SPONGE.
389
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,000
DO YOU THINK
IT'S TOO DRIPPY?
390
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,625
OH, FOR YOU, PERHAPS
I'D SUGGEST SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE PERMANENT
391
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:01,625
LIKE NORPLANT.
392
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:04,458
FOLLOW ME.
393
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,625
DO YOU WANT TO
GO TO LUNCH?
394
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:06,834
I'M THINKING SUSHI.
395
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,625
UH, IT'S 10:30.
396
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:09,542
YOUR POINT?
397
00:18:09,542 --> 00:18:11,458
YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO THE OFFICE.
398
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,875
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
IT'S A LITTLE
COMPLICATED.
399
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,625
OH. OKAY, YOU
KNOW WHAT?
400
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:15,917
IT IS ALWAYS
COMPLICATED
401
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,417
BUT, HONEY, YOU
ARE THE BOSS.
402
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:20,000
YOU'RE IN CHARGE.
403
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,166
JUST TRUST
YOUR INSTINCTS.
404
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,834
I HAVE INSTINCTS?
405
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,750
OH YEAH, YOU ARE
ALL INSTINCT.
406
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,667
NOW GO. I AM WATCHING.
WALK, PLEASE, WALK.
407
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,500
HEY. GUYS. UM, I JUST,
UH, WANTED TO LIAISE
408
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,125
ON THIS WHOLE, UH,
MANAGEMENT SHUFFLE
SITUATION.
409
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,959
LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THIS
MAGAZINE'S IN TROUBLE.
410
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,917
ALL RIGHT, WE NEED
TO, ONE: STRATEGIZE.
411
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,041
TWO: COMPROMISE.
THREE...
412
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,291
JAZZERCISE.
413
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,500
[ Chuckles ]
THEORIZE.
414
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,709
ROXANNE, UH,
COULD YOU TELL US
415
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,208
A LITTLE BIT MORE
ABOUT OUR READERS?
416
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,917
I MEAN, ASSUMING THAT
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
417
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:59,917
SECOND-HAND SMOKE, IAN,
BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
418
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:03,500
OUR READERS ARE BETWEEN
THE AGES OF 24 AND 31,
419
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,458
ENGAGED,
PRIMARILY CAUCASIAN--
420
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,375
ENGAGED, MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE
CHICKS BUY THIS MAGAZINE,
421
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,458
THAT'S A SHOCKER.
422
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:09,709
[ Snickering ]
423
00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:10,834
[ Coughing ]
424
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,917
IS THIS, LIKE,
AMUSING TO YOU?
425
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,959
UH, I THINK PIPPA'S
A LITTLE JET-LAGGED--
426
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:19,291
NO, I'M JUST CURIOUS.
I MEAN, HAS ANYONE
HERE EVER THOUGHT
427
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,458
ABOUT DOING SOMETHING
RELEVANT FOR A CHANGE?
428
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,542
SOMETHING INVESTIGATIVE?
429
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,375
OKAY, UH, DIVORCE
STATISTICS,
430
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:26,750
DEATH OF SEX IN
MODERN MARRIAGE.
431
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,959
THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT.
WIFE-BEATING.
432
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,500
THAT'S NOT OUR MAGAZINE.
433
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,959
WHY NOT?
434
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,917
WE'RE NOT REINVENTING
THE WHEEL HERE.
435
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:34,917
Pippa:
I DISAGREE.
436
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,291
THE WHEEL IS SQUEAKY,
437
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:38,083
IT'S RATTLING AND IT'S
ON A FRIGGING BUGGY.
438
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,792
I MEAN, GIDDY-UP,
OLD YELLER,
439
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:42,959
LET'S MOSEY
ON OVER TO THE
MONOGRAMMED NAPKINS.
440
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:44,709
OLD YELLER IS A DOG.
COME ON.
441
00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:46,917
LOOK, YOU WANT TO
DISCUSS A NEW DIRECTION?
FINE. WE'LL DO IT.
442
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:48,583
BUT NOT IN FRONT
OF THE STAFF.
OH, WOW.
443
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,583
YOU REALLY LEARNED
AT THE KNEE OF MY
FATHER. DIDN'T YOU?
444
00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,917
YOU DON'T LISTEN. DO YOU?
445
00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:54,208
I WANT A CHANCE
TO DO THIS BY MYSELF.
446
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,583
OKAY.
447
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,083
ANYWAY, IAN HAS AGREED
TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
448
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,417
AT LEAST FOR
THE FIRST ISSUE.
449
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:04,291
I TAKE IT YOUR
DAD LIKES HIM.
450
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,792
TOTALLY, HE'S EVERYTHING
MY DAD WOULD LOVE.
451
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,792
HE JOGS FOR FUN.
452
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,792
HE TALKS ABOUT
MULTI-TASKING
453
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,166
AND "LIAISING".
454
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,125
HELLO, THAT'S NOT A VERB.
455
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,709
ANYWAY, HE HAS
NO IMAGINATION.
456
00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:17,917
I MEAN, WHAT IS WRONG
WITH A COVER SHOOT
OF THE SKY DECK?
457
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,875
INSURANCE,
ACCESS, WEATHER.
458
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,458
OKAY, THAT DOESN'T COUNT,
YOU'RE A CONSULTANT.
459
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,667
YOU COULD FIND A
PROBLEM IN PARADISE
460
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:24,041
IF GOD PAID
YOU ENOUGH.
MM-HMM.
461
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,917
OKAY, I'M
SEEING SOMETHING
462
00:20:25,917 --> 00:20:27,417
LIKE LANDMARK
KITSCH, KIND OF...
463
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,125
POST-STRUCTURALIST,
BRIDAL BAUDRILLARD.
464
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,417
OH YEAH, YOUR
DAD WILL LOVE IT.
465
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,291
HE'S OUT OF IT.
466
00:20:37,041 --> 00:20:38,792
CERTAINLY MAKES
CONVERSATION EASIER.
467
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,041
Woman:
OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS THAT?
468
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:46,166
THIS IS A LESSON.
469
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:47,792
NEVER IMPULSE
BUY ON PEYOTE.
470
00:20:47,792 --> 00:20:48,959
NO, NO, NO.
I LOVE IT.
471
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:49,959
I LOVE IT.
GIVE IT.
472
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,792
SOLD.
THANK YOU.
473
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,250
FUTONS ARE STILL
KIND OF ZEN, RIGHT?
474
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:57,291
SURE, IF YOU'RE 12.
475
00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:59,583
WHEN DID YOU GUYS
GET SO BOURGEOIS?
476
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,500
OH, SWEETIE,
YOU'RE AN ADULT.
477
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,709
YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO BUY A BED.
478
00:21:02,709 --> 00:21:03,500
THIS IS GOOD.
479
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:05,834
I'M FINE.
480
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:07,000
GOOD.
481
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,750
POWER TO
THE PEOPLE.
482
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,250
OKAY. SNAPPY.
GROOVY. ONE WORD.
483
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,875
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
"WEDDING BELLS"?
484
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,125
TWO WORDS. OKAY.
RING. ROCK.
485
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:16,917
"I DO."
486
00:21:16,917 --> 00:21:19,125
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S-- THAT'S TWO WORDS.
487
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,166
SORRY.
488
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,834
HI.
HI.
489
00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:24,000
I THOUGHT WE HAD AN
APPOINTMENT FOR NOON,
490
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,125
BUT IF THIS IS
A BAD TIME--
491
00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,166
NO, NO. THIS IS A
REALLY GOOD TIME.
492
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,208
PLEASE COME IN.
493
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,667
HEMINGWAY JONES.
FREELANCE PHOTOGRAPHER.
494
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,208
OH, RIGHT. OF COURSE.
495
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,542
FRANK, CAN YOU
GET ME A COFFEE?
496
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,750
Pippa:
GREAT NAME.
497
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,333
THANKS. MY MOM WANTED
ME TO BE A WRITER.
498
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,083
HEMINGWAY'S A BIG
FAVORITE OF MINE.
499
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:44,875
[ Mouthing silently ]
500
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,542
UH, ME TOO.
501
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:49,792
HARD TO LIVE
UP TO, THOUGH.
502
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:52,041
RUNNING WITH
THE BULLS AND A
BOTTLE OF SCOTCH?
503
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,750
THE FANTASY DIES HARD.
504
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,667
REALLY? I WOULDN'T KNOW.
505
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,709
OH, YOU WOULDN'T?
506
00:21:57,709 --> 00:22:00,709
[ Music playing ]
507
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:02,125
DO YOU WANT TO
GET OUT OF HERE?
508
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,625
Hemingway:
I'VE GOT
SOME KITTENS,
509
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,709
SOME FIELDS OF
FLOWERS IN HERE
SOMEWHERE, HANG ON.
510
00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:06,750
Pippa:
CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHING?
511
00:22:08,834 --> 00:22:10,208
HONESTLY.
512
00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,000
WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK
AT "WEDDING BELLS"?
513
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,250
HONESTLY?
514
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:16,750
I JUST NEED THE MONEY.
515
00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:19,000
WHY DO YOU
DO THIS?
516
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,917
WHY DO I DO IT?
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.
517
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:21,792
I'M A TRAVEL WRITER.
518
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,709
SO YOU'RE NOT
A BRIDAL FANATIC?
519
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,041
I'M NOT A
BRIDAL ANYTHING.
520
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:29,000
HMM. WHAT ABOUT LOVE?
521
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,041
"TOGETHER, FOREVER".
522
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,083
"TWO HEARTS BEAT AS ONE".
523
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,417
"YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE".
524
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,792
"YOU DON'T SEND ME
FLOWERS ANY MORE".
525
00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,125
"QUIT PLAYING GAMES
WITH MY HEART".
526
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:36,917
"OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN".
527
00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,667
[ Chuckling ]
528
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:41,083
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TOTAL CHEESE.
529
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:43,125
I MEAN, FORGET THE RING.
I'LL TAKE A MULTIPLE
ORGASM ANY DAY.
530
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:45,750
AMEN.
531
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,208
[ Ringing of telephone ]
532
00:22:50,208 --> 00:22:51,917
GOOD AFTERNOON,
"WEDDING BELLS".
533
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:53,750
[ Indistinct chatter ]
534
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,917
Roxanne:
MS. McGEE,
535
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:57,000
CAN WE GET ONE
THING STRAIGHT?
536
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,458
I RUN AD SALES.
537
00:22:58,458 --> 00:23:01,750
AD SALES SELL ADS.
NO ADS, NO MAGAZINE.
538
00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:04,291
WE MANUFACTURE
ANXIETY IN
OUR READERS,
539
00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,959
AND IN RESPONSE,
THEY PURCHASE.
540
00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,792
ROXANNE--
SUFFICE TO SAY,
541
00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:11,750
I FIND YOUR
RATHER "WHIMSICAL"
EDITORIAL DECISIONS
542
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,458
TO BE
PROBLEMATIC.
543
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,625
FOR EXAMPLE,
THE UPCOMING
COVER SHOOT.
544
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:19,417
WHILE I'M SURE YOU
FIND SATIN AND STEEL
545
00:23:19,417 --> 00:23:23,125
TO BE A SASSY COMMENT
ON POSTMILLENNIAL
NUPTIALS,
546
00:23:23,125 --> 00:23:24,291
BETTY CROCKER WILL NOT.
547
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,667
WELL, I'M NOT
WRITING FOR BETTY.
THAT'S CORRECT.
548
00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:29,917
YOU'RE NOT WRITING,
YOU'RE EDITING.
549
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:31,250
AND HERE'S A THOUGHT:
550
00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,583
YOUR BLUSHING READERS
WANT THAT TOO.
551
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,208
FRANK?
552
00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,583
"BAUHAUS BRIDE"?
553
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:39,709
TOO WEIRD?
554
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
HOIST HER UP.
RIGHT.
555
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,083
WE WANT HER
FLOATING,
556
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,333
VERY, UH, ETHEREAL.
557
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,166
UH, I THINK WE
GOT A BIT OF A
NIPPLE PROBLEM.
558
00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,959
ARE YOU ALL ON CRACK?
559
00:23:50,959 --> 00:23:52,875
NO NIPPLES!
560
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:53,959
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
561
00:23:53,959 --> 00:23:55,500
PROTECTING
MY INTERESTS.
562
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,959
BIRKS, ASHLEY'S,
TUPPERWARE, TIFFANY'S--
563
00:23:57,959 --> 00:23:59,333
ROXANNE, IT'S
NOT EXACTLY A
BEAVER SHOT.
564
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,083
OH, FOR CHRIST'S
SAKE, PEOPLE.
565
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,333
I WORK ON COMMISSION.
566
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,291
HELLO, AMATEUR HOUR.
567
00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,000
COME HERE, HONEY.
COME ON DOWN.
568
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,166
[ Yelping ]
569
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,083
EASY, EASY.
570
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:11,333
OKAY, OKAY.
571
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:12,458
BRING HER
DOWN NOW.
572
00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:14,208
COME HERE. I'VE
GOT SOME BAND-AIDS.
573
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,333
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH HER?
574
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,500
WHAT, BESIDES
THE HEROIN?
575
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,417
GUYS, I CAN SEE
THE BAND-AIDS.
576
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,333
WAKE UP, YOU TRACK-
MARKED FISH-STICK.
577
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,375
DADDY?
578
00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,041
OKAY, AL.
CRANK HER UP.
579
00:24:25,041 --> 00:24:26,875
FRANK? CALL
AN AMBULANCE.
ALL RIGHT.
580
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,208
Roxanne:
THE BAUHAUS BRIDE.
581
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,375
WHAT ABOUT THE
DEAD BRIDE?
582
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,375
IS THAT EDGY
ENOUGH FOR YOU?
583
00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,875
I NEED AN AMBULANCE
TO THE R-ROOF... UH...
584
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:35,291
Frank:
WHERE ARE WE?
ARE YOU, UH...
585
00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:36,333
ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS?
586
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:41,291
YES.
587
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:42,875
OKAY. THAT'S ALL
I NEED TO HEAR.
588
00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:45,917
[ Music playing ]
589
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:52,834
Roxanne: [ Reading ]
"WEDDING BELLS" HAS BEEN
TAKEN OVER BY ALIENS.
590
00:24:52,834 --> 00:24:55,542
ALIENS FROM A
LOVELESS PLANET.
591
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,709
A PLANET WHERE HALF-
NAKED ANOREXICS
GOOD MORNING.
592
00:24:57,709 --> 00:25:02,125
DANGLE LIKE DROWNED WITCHES
FROM BEAMS OF STEEL.
593
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,917
PERHAPS MS. McGEE
BELIEVES HER CYNICISM
594
00:25:04,917 --> 00:25:06,792
WILL STAND OUT
FROM THE CROWD,
595
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:09,000
BUT FRANKLY--
I'VE READ IT. ALL RIGHT?
596
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,291
...SHE'S JUST
ANOTHER ROCK-
AND-ROLL GROUPIE,
597
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:14,250
WHO'S CRASHED THE
WRONG DAMN PARTY.
598
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:16,083
ANY ADS
PULLED YET?
ELEVEN.
599
00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,083
UH, PHILIPPA?
600
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,875
PIPPA. PLEASE.
601
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,000
I DON'T CARE...
602
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,917
GOODBYE.
603
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,333
...DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR NAME IS,
604
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,750
DON'T CARE HOW
MANY TIME ZONES
YOU'VE SKIPPED THROUGH
605
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,959
IN YOUR ILLUSTRIOUS
FREELANCE TRAVEL CAREER.
606
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:34,041
ROXANNE?
607
00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:37,500
ALL I CARE ABOUT
608
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,083
IS MAKING THIS
MAGAZINE A SUCCESS.
609
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,417
LOOK, THE COVER'S
NOT WHAT I IMAGINED.
610
00:25:40,417 --> 00:25:42,208
I WAS THINKING ANGEL.
A FLOATING ANGEL.
611
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:43,417
"GETTING WHAT
YOU'RE WORTH:
612
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,125
A GUIDE TO BULLET-PROOF
PRE-NUPS"?
613
00:25:45,125 --> 00:25:46,291
IT'S IMPORTANT
TO BE INFORMED.
614
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,375
"TEMPTATION HONEYMOON:
615
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:48,375
THE TALE OF A THREE-
DAY MARRIAGE".
616
00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:50,583
THAT'S A
TRUE STORY.
617
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,917
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE IT TO THE
MAN. SERIOUSLY.
618
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:54,458
BOB JACKMAN IS
JUST SITTING THERE
619
00:25:54,458 --> 00:25:55,917
WAITING FOR THE
RIGHT MOMENT.
620
00:25:55,917 --> 00:25:58,333
WHICH YOU JUST GAVE
TO HIM ON A PLATTER.
621
00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,875
DO YOU NOT CARE THAT
YOUR FATHER IS ABOUT
TO LOSE HIS COMPANY?
622
00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:02,375
ALL HIS MAGAZINES?
623
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,792
BOB JACKMAN'S
A NEWSPAPER GUY.
624
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:05,041
WELL, HE'S LOOKING
TO EXPAND.
625
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,792
THE GUY'S COLLECTED
51% OF YOUR
DAD'S STOCK.
626
00:26:09,208 --> 00:26:10,417
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
627
00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:11,792
I DON'T GET IT.
628
00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,250
I MEAN, YOU'RE
RUNNING THIS THING.
629
00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,959
YOU DON'T TALK TO YOUR DAD.
YOU WON'T TALK TO ME. IT'S--
630
00:26:16,417 --> 00:26:18,542
[ Sighing ]
WHATEVER.
631
00:26:18,542 --> 00:26:20,458
JUST-- YOU KNOW
WHAT? JUST CALL ME
WHEN IT'S OVER.
632
00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:23,417
'CAUSE THIS
IS HORSESHIT.
633
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,208
DAD, YOU SHOULD'VE
TOLD ME.
634
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,333
I TOLD YOU I
WAS IN TROUBLE.
635
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,333
WELL, YOU
DIDN'T TELL ME
636
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,834
THAT IT WAS EVERYTHING.
637
00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:30,542
I MEAN, I JUST THOUGHT
IT WAS THE ONE MAGAZINE.
638
00:26:30,542 --> 00:26:33,667
SO, WHAT, YOU COULD
SCREW AROUND? HAVE FUN?
639
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:36,000
BE COOL WITH A STUPID
WEDDING MAGAZINE?
640
00:26:38,291 --> 00:26:40,083
IT WAS YOUR MOTHER'S.
641
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,417
I THOUGHT MAYBE
THAT'D BE ENOUGH.
642
00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:47,625
[ Music playing ]
643
00:26:59,959 --> 00:27:01,291
Pippa:
YOU KNOW THE WORST PART?
644
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,667
THE MOST
EMBARRASSING PART?
645
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,834
IS THAT I ACTUALLY
THOUGHT IT WAS
GOING TO BE GOOD.
646
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,166
AND I JUST END UP
DISAPPOINTING HIM.
647
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:09,625
ALL RIGHT,
PIPPA, COME ON.
648
00:27:09,625 --> 00:27:11,417
YOU CAN DO THIS.
YOU JUST NEED HELP.
649
00:27:11,417 --> 00:27:12,542
YOU SURROUND
YOURSELF, UH,
650
00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:14,041
WITH THE MOST
BORING PEOPLE
YOU KNOW,
651
00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:18,125
AND YOU JUST, UH,
JOIN THE STATUS QUO
FOR A FEW MONTHS.
652
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:19,250
JUST LIKE THAT, HUH?
653
00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:21,208
WELL, I NEED A
PARTNER IN CRIME
654
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,208
AND IT'S YOU. SO,
DON'T MAKE ME BEG.
655
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,083
THE MOST BORING
PERSON I KNOW...
656
00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:29,834
CAN I HELP YOU?
COFFEE?
657
00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:31,875
WHEAT GRASS?
658
00:27:34,291 --> 00:27:35,166
I NEED YOUR HELP.
659
00:27:36,542 --> 00:27:38,041
LOOK, I SCREWED
UP. I'M SORRY.
660
00:27:38,041 --> 00:27:39,083
IAN, PLEASE.
661
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:41,166
I NEED TO MAKE
THIS WORK.
662
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,917
"MARRIAGE IS A
TERRIBLE GAMBLE
663
00:27:42,917 --> 00:27:45,375
YET WE PERSIST
OUT OF SHEER LACK
OF IMAGINATION."
664
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:47,250
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF
EDITOR WRITES THAT?
665
00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:49,041
IT'S A WEDDING
MAGAZINE.
666
00:27:49,041 --> 00:27:50,542
LOOK, THERE'S NOT
A LOT OF IRONY
IN THESE MAGAZINES.
667
00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,125
I'M DOWN WITH THAT.
668
00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:54,625
LOOK, IAN. I'M
SORRY. PLEASE.
669
00:27:56,959 --> 00:27:58,375
[ Beeping of watch ]
670
00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,417
ALL RIGHT,
I TELL YOU WHAT.
671
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,166
IF YOU CAN GET YOUR
STAFF BACK ON BOARD,
672
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:03,333
IF YOU CAN GET
THEM TO TRUST YOU,
673
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,667
RESPECT YOU MAYBE?
LET ME KNOW.
674
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:07,917
[ Beeping of watch ]
675
00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:10,083
OKAY, THEN. TOMORROW.
SAME TIME, SAME PLACE?
676
00:28:10,083 --> 00:28:13,166
[ Music playing ]
677
00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:14,083
OH-H.
678
00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:18,000
MY BOOBS HURT.
679
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,917
[ Music playing ]
680
00:28:32,375 --> 00:28:33,458
HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY.
681
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
OKAY. THANKS.
682
00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:40,417
MAKITA.
683
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:42,250
GO. PEE.
684
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,291
[ Barking ]
685
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:44,417
Ian:
GO.
686
00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:47,625
PIPPA, IT'S 8:00
IN THE MORNING.
687
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:50,291
IT'S BARELY AN OFFENSE,
688
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,458
COMPARED TO THE
BUTT-UGLY THING
689
00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:52,458
ON THE END OF
THAT LEASH.
690
00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,000
I HATE THIS DOG.
691
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,125
EX-GIRLFRIEND?
692
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,959
[ Barking/snarling of dog ]
693
00:28:59,291 --> 00:29:01,625
OKAY, I'M THE BOSS.
ERGO, I AM FAIR,
694
00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:04,208
THOUGHTFUL, DECISIVE,
AND GENEROUS.
LOOK,
695
00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,375
YOU WANT TO BE ABLE
TO ASK FOR THE MOON.
696
00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,208
SO... YOU CREATE
AN ENVIRONMENT
697
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:09,333
THAT PEOPLE
ACTUALLY ENJOY.
698
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,417
YOUR STAFF
WORKS LATER,
699
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,792
HARDER, SMARTER.
700
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,333
WOW. YOU SOUND
LIKE THE MAN.
701
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,333
I AM THE MAN.
702
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:20,458
COME ON.
[ Yapping of dog ]
703
00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:23,542
YEAH. THAT'S
A GREAT IDEA.
704
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:24,667
I'M WRITING
THAT DOWN.
705
00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:28,041
OKAY, ROXANNE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
706
00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:30,250
I WAS THINKING OF
A SHIRTLESS GROOM,
707
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,417
POPPING OUT OF
A WEDDING CAKE.
SHIRTLESS GROOM.
708
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:35,500
[ Music playing ]
709
00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:44,083
HERE YOU GO.
710
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,125
CAREFUL, IT'S HOT.
711
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:48,625
[ Music playing ]
712
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,208
YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW
MORE ABOUT YOUR
SUBJECT MATTER
713
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:02,625
THAN ANYONE ELSE.
714
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:04,375
I SHOULD GET
MARRIED AND CHARGE
IT TO THE MAGAZINE.
715
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,709
OH, A STORAGE
SOLUTION.
THAT'S SEXY.
716
00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,166
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BUY IT.
717
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,375
YOU JUST HAVE
TO SELL IT.
718
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:17,208
[ Music playing ]
719
00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:20,417
HOLD UP.
720
00:30:22,291 --> 00:30:24,125
I CAN'T. I'VE
GOT A THING.
721
00:30:24,125 --> 00:30:25,000
I'M COMING IN.
722
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:30,208
OKAY, COVER SHOT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
723
00:30:30,208 --> 00:30:31,000
UH...
724
00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:34,041
IT'S BORING.
725
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,375
THIS IS BORING.
I DON'T KNOW.
726
00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:39,750
I GUESS...
727
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:40,917
YOU KNOW, I'M
NOT REALLY SURE
728
00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:42,583
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO SAY HERE. IT'S...
729
00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:44,166
IT'S BIG, IT'S
PUFFY, IT'S WHITE.
730
00:30:44,166 --> 00:30:45,291
OH MY GOD,
IT'S A FANTASY.
731
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,500
NUPTIAL BLISS.
732
00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,583
A DAY TO REMEMBER.
733
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:50,709
LOVE AT
FIRST SIGHT.
734
00:30:50,709 --> 00:30:53,542
[ Sighing ]
MEMORIES THAT
LAST A LIFETIME.
735
00:30:53,542 --> 00:30:55,291
I'M IN A TOWN CAR
WITH THE MAGIC
EIGHT-BALL.
736
00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,083
OKAY, LOOK, JUST
PICK A THEME
AND COMMIT.
737
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:00,709
YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT A FOCUS GROUP?
738
00:31:00,709 --> 00:31:02,417
JUST GET SOME
PEOPLE TOGETHER,
739
00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:03,709
PEOPLE YOU TRUST.
740
00:31:03,709 --> 00:31:04,625
ASK THEM WHAT
THEY WANT TO SEE
741
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:05,917
AND JUST
INTERPRET IT.
742
00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,834
OKAY, YOU
KNOW WHAT?
743
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:09,917
GET OUT.
744
00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:15,083
Pippa:
SO, IS THAT
THE EX-GIRLFRIEND?
745
00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,625
EX-WIFE. IT'S
COMPLICATED.
746
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:20,959
I LIKE HER.
747
00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:26,250
ROCK STAR? MODEL?
V.J.? SPY?
748
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,625
SURGEON.
749
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,542
HMM, BREAK A LEG.
750
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:30,625
MM-HMM.
751
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:48,125
[ Music playing ]
752
00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,291
MARTINIQUE
WAS FABULOUS.
753
00:31:53,291 --> 00:31:54,792
BUT WE WERE SO
EXHAUSTED, WE
COULD BARELY--
754
00:31:54,792 --> 00:31:56,125
Pippa:
MAKE IT TO
THE BEACH?
755
00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:57,792
OPENING PRESENTS,
VERY TIRING.
756
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:58,834
Pippa:
THROWING THE
HEAVY BOUQUET.
757
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,166
HA, HA. YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
758
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:03,291
COMMITMENT TAKES
WORK, PIPPA.
759
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,500
YOU'RE STILL
MAD AT ME.
760
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,917
I'M MARRIED.
761
00:32:05,917 --> 00:32:08,125
SERENE. I'M OVER IT.
762
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,917
YOU WANT TO START
WITHOUT RACHEL?
763
00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:11,500
OH, FUCK ME!
764
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,792
OH, MY FUCKING ARTICHOKE DIP
765
00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:14,375
IS ON FUCKING FIRE AGAIN.
[ Cough ]
766
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:16,875
GOOD TO SEE TYING THE KNOT
HASN'T TURNED
JANE INTO A COOK.
767
00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:18,208
GUESS YOU
CAN'T REGISTER
FOR THAT YET.
768
00:32:19,750 --> 00:32:21,458
YEAH, WE CAN SAVE IT.
769
00:32:21,458 --> 00:32:23,792
I'M NOT EATING IT.
NEITHER AM I.
770
00:32:23,792 --> 00:32:25,834
NO, IT MUST HAVE
ONLY BEEN AROUND
300 THREAD COUNT.
771
00:32:25,834 --> 00:32:27,417
I MEAN, THEY DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE EGYPTIAN COTTON.
772
00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:29,291
OH MY GOD.
THAT'S TERRIBLE.
NO, YOU CAN'T,
773
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,417
Janey:
YOU JUST CAN'T.
774
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,750
OKAY. NOW THAT
WE ALL KNOW
775
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,917
THAT MARTINIQUE
KICKS FIJI'S ASS,
776
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,458
WELCOME TO THE
MEANING OF WIFE.
777
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,000
I TAKE IT YOU GUYS ALL
SAW MY FIRST ISSUE?
778
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,000
ARMAGEDDON WITH
SNIFF INSERTS.
779
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,959
OKAY, WELL,
I'VE PREPARED
SOME QUESTIONS.
780
00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:44,166
Lulu:
I GOT ONE.
781
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:47,750
I'M 31, RIGHT?
782
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,375
SO, HERE'S MY QUESTION:
783
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:53,458
IF I SEE ONE MORE
PERKY-BREASTED,
LOFT-LIVING,
784
00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,125
SIZE-TWO, YUMMY-
MUMMY PUSHING A PRAM
785
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,917
WITH HER SKATE-
BOARDING HUSBAND,
786
00:32:56,917 --> 00:32:58,166
AM I ALLOWED
TO KILL MYSELF?
787
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:03,333
HONEY, YOU'RE
A VERY YOUNG 31.
788
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:05,542
OH, I ONLY GOT
MARRIED LAST MONTH.
789
00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,166
MATURE BRIDES ARE
INCREASINGLY COMMON.
790
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:10,875
HOLY SHIT, YOU ACTUALLY
FEEL SORRY FOR US.
791
00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:15,959
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S
JUST SAY LOVE IS A GIVEN.
792
00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:17,542
I MEAN, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SHACKING UP?
793
00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:20,208
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU
NEED THE LACE AND
THE PLACE-CARDS--
794
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:21,875
DID YOU SEE THE
LACE ON MY DRESS?
795
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,083
I MEAN, BLIND
BELGIAN NUNS,
796
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,750
TATTING AWAY
WITH THEIR LITTLE
BLIND FINGERS--
797
00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:27,959
HELLO, BETTER
TAX BREAKS.
798
00:33:27,959 --> 00:33:29,917
Woman:
OH, COME ON.
I'M A DYKE
799
00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:33,375
AND EVEN I
WANTED TO DO IT.
[ Ringing of door bell ]
800
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,917
I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU
GUYS EVER WANTED
TO GET MARRIED?
801
00:33:35,917 --> 00:33:37,250
NEVER THOUGHT
ABOUT THE BIG
WHITE DRESS?
802
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:39,625
I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT
THE BIG WHITE DRESS.
803
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:42,333
WHAT? I'M A VERY
VISUAL PERSON.
804
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:44,583
GUYS, GUYS,
I'M SO SORRY.
805
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,667
OKAY. TAKE RACHEL.
806
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,542
SENSIBLE, MODERN,
AMBITIOUS RACHEL.
807
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:51,583
DOES RACHEL REALLY
NEED THIS FEUDAL
DISPLAY OF COMMITMENT?
808
00:33:51,583 --> 00:33:53,959
WELL, ACTUALLY--
DOES RACHEL REALLY WANT
TO TIE HERSELF FINANCIALLY
809
00:33:53,959 --> 00:33:56,000
TO SOME POET WHO
MAKES $3 A YEAR?
810
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,417
HEY, THAT'S A PHASE.
IT'S TRANSITIONAL--
811
00:33:57,417 --> 00:33:58,875
DOES RACHEL REALLY
NEED A PIECE OF PAPER
812
00:33:58,875 --> 00:34:00,583
TO SHOW THE WORLD
WHO SHE LOVES?
813
00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:01,834
MM-MM.
814
00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:03,667
GUYS?
815
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,041
SIMON ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM.
816
00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:07,333
All:
[ Gasping ]
817
00:34:07,333 --> 00:34:08,583
Rachel:
ON MY WAY
OVER HERE.
818
00:34:08,583 --> 00:34:09,917
[ Squeals of excitement ]
819
00:34:09,917 --> 00:34:11,834
Rachel:
I TOLD HIM THAT I
WAS COMING OVER HERE
820
00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:13,458
TO TALK ABOUT BEING
SINGLE, RIGHT?
821
00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:15,583
AND HE SAID THAT
HE'D BEEN THINKING,
822
00:34:15,583 --> 00:34:16,917
AND HE DIDN'T
WANT TO BE
SINGLE ANY MORE.
823
00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:18,500
Women:
AW-W!
824
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,917
IT'S ALMOST AS IF
THIS FOCUS GROUP
PROMPTED HIM TO...
825
00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:23,125
I DON'T KNOW,
TO ASK.
826
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,250
WAY TO GO, PIP.
827
00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:29,959
Pippa:
I MEAN, WHAT THE
HELL HAPPENED?
828
00:34:29,959 --> 00:34:31,792
WE WERE GOING TO
TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
829
00:34:31,792 --> 00:34:33,625
I MEAN, WE WERE.
EVERY SINGLE
ONE OF US.
830
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:35,583
WE WERE GOING
TO TAKE OVER THE
GODDAMN WORLD.
831
00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,250
SO WHAT, MARRIED
CHICKS CAN'T TAKE
OVER THE WORLD?
832
00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,625
WELL, IT'S NOT
EXACTLY IN THE FRONT
OF THEIR MIND.
833
00:34:40,625 --> 00:34:41,792
[ Exhaling ]
834
00:34:41,792 --> 00:34:43,125
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE MYSELF.
YOU KNOW?
835
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,417
I DON'T WANT TO
JUST DISAPPEAR.
OKAY.
836
00:34:44,417 --> 00:34:45,667
JUST BECAUSE YOUR
DAD IS A DICK,
837
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,667
DOESN'T MEAN
EVERY GUY WANTS
TO CONTROL YOU.
838
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:49,458
OKAY, OPRAH.
YOU KNOW, LUKE DOESN'T
WANT TO CONTROL ME.
839
00:34:50,667 --> 00:34:52,375
LUKE...
[ Exhaling ]
840
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,750
LUKE TANNENBAUM?
841
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:54,875
WHAT'S TO CONTROL?
842
00:34:54,875 --> 00:34:57,041
YOU GUYS HAVE SEX
ONCE A WEDDING, RIGHT?
843
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,959
I WATCHED MY MOM
TILL I WAS 13.
844
00:35:03,959 --> 00:35:06,709
MY DAD RUNS AN EMPIRE;
MY MOM RUNS A HOUSEHOLD.
845
00:35:06,709 --> 00:35:08,750
SHE STARTED
"WEDDING BELLS".
846
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:10,000
YEAH, THEN SHE DIED.
847
00:35:19,125 --> 00:35:21,417
PIP, WE DON'T HAVE
TO GET MARRIED.
848
00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,583
WHAT, AND MISS
THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY LIFE?
849
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,333
[ Chirping of crickets ]
850
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,333
YOU NEED TO
GET LAID.
851
00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:36,041
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
852
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:40,667
YOU COULDN'T
SLEEP, COULD YOU?
853
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:45,542
PROBABLY TOSSING
AND TURNING.
854
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,709
"WHY DIDN'T I CALL
THAT GUY BACK?
855
00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:51,166
[ Music playing ]
856
00:35:57,709 --> 00:35:58,917
SEEMS NICE.
857
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,333
NOT TOO SHORT.
858
00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:02,667
A LITTLE
ARTSY, BUT...
859
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,875
AT LEAST HE'S
NOT AFRAID TO
TAKE A CHANCE.
860
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,959
HMM... NO.
861
00:36:10,959 --> 00:36:13,083
I COULD NEVER
DATE SOMEBODY
I WORK WITH."
862
00:36:15,959 --> 00:36:17,750
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THE DATING.
863
00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:18,792
NEITHER DO I.
864
00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,625
HMM.
865
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:22,583
BUT...
866
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,417
WHAT IF...
867
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,959
WHAT IF I
DIDN'T KNOW?
868
00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:39,917
WHAT IF...
869
00:36:43,959 --> 00:36:45,208
IT WAS A DARK...
870
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:50,917
MYSTERIOUS...
871
00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:59,041
MYSTERY?
872
00:36:59,041 --> 00:37:00,917
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY?
SH-H.
873
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:03,917
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
874
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:06,417
[ Music playing ]
875
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,875
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO
THIS IS, DO YOU?
876
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:18,291
[ Music playing ]
877
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,875
I COULDN'T REALLY
SAY FOR SURE.
878
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:30,417
[ Music playing ]
879
00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:37,166
DOESN'T IT SMELL
GREAT OUT HERE?
PROZAC?
880
00:37:37,166 --> 00:37:39,208
ALL EARTH AND
GRASS AND SWEAT.
881
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,500
Ian:
ZYBAN? VALIUM?
882
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,583
Frank:
I'M ON FIRE.
883
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:43,875
THESE BUSINESS
BITCHES ARE TOAST.
884
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,500
I THINK FRANK'S FOUND
HIS TEAM SPORT.
885
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:47,041
WE REALLY ARE
PLAYING LIKE A
TEAM, AREN'T WE?
886
00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:48,834
Roxanne:
NO YOU DON'T. NOT ON
MY WATCH YOU DON'T.
887
00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,041
NO, SIR!
888
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:51,000
[ Cheering ]
ROXANNE.
889
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,709
OKAY, WHAT'S WRONG.
890
00:37:52,709 --> 00:37:55,125
AD SALES ARE UP,
BUT I'D SAY SHE'S
GETTING LAID.
891
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:56,917
IS THAT THE SECRET
TO YOUR GOOD
HUMOR, ROXANNE?
892
00:37:56,917 --> 00:37:58,500
HMPH.
JEALOUS.
893
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,166
NEXT ISSUE, YOU
PICK A THEME YET?
894
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:01,667
A THEME, RIGHT.
895
00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,500
Hemingway:
[ Whistling ]
PIPPA.
896
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:09,000
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERY.
EXCUSE ME?
897
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,750
PIPPA, HONEY,
WAKE UP.
898
00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,500
I GOT IT.
899
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:15,166
[ Cheering ]
900
00:38:17,542 --> 00:38:18,750
PICK A THEME AND
COMMIT, RIGHT?
901
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:21,875
[ Music playing ]
902
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,667
HEY, LULU. IT'S ME.
903
00:38:35,667 --> 00:38:37,709
EXCUSE ME? LUKE IS
MAKING YOU DINNER?
904
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,875
THIS BUILDING IS
WAY TOO EXPENSIVE.
905
00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,166
IT'S A LEASE.
906
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:48,041
WE LOSE THE
BUILDING,
907
00:38:48,041 --> 00:38:49,750
MOVE THE WHOLE
OPERATION UP
TO SCARBOROUGH.
908
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,709
EXCUSE ME, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO SHARE WITH ME HERE?
909
00:38:52,709 --> 00:38:55,625
I'M TELLING YOU.
McGEE HAS TOTALLY
LOST HIS GROOVE.
910
00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,041
Man:
HAVE YOU SEEN THE
LATEST WEDDING ISSUE?
911
00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:58,834
Jackman:
HAVE I?
912
00:38:58,834 --> 00:39:00,709
Man:
TALK ABOUT INMATES TAKING
OVER THE ASYLUM.
913
00:39:00,709 --> 00:39:02,250
I WANT TO GET
BACK INTO THE NICHE
MARKET, YOU KNOW?
914
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:04,083
MM-HMM.
"MONSTER TRUCKS".
915
00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:06,041
"BEER WEEKLY".
NICE.
916
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:07,750
BRING IN SOME YOHO,
917
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:09,834
THROW HIM A FEW
BUCKS, TELL HIM
TO WRITE ABOUT BEER.
918
00:39:09,834 --> 00:39:10,917
GENIUS.
919
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:16,125
SO JACKMAN'S IN
THE ELEVATOR,
920
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:17,291
HE'S PICKING APART
THE BUILDING,
921
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,250
HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE
COMPANY LIKE HE OWNS IT.
922
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,000
PIPPA, IT'S
NOT YOUR FAULT.
923
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,917
I'M TRYING SO HARD
TO PLEASE MY DAD,
924
00:39:22,917 --> 00:39:24,417
BUT I JUST...
925
00:39:24,417 --> 00:39:26,375
END UP DISAPPOINTING
HIM, LIKE ALWAYS.
926
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:29,333
IT'S REALLY STARTING
TO WEAR ME DOWN.
927
00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:30,750
AND THEN THIS GUY--
928
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,875
PIPPA, LOOK AT ME.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
929
00:39:32,875 --> 00:39:35,166
I MEAN, IF YOUR DAD'S
NOT GOING TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT THIS STUFF
930
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,083
THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO.
931
00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,166
I'M SORRY, I PROBABLY
WRECKED YOUR NIGHT.
932
00:39:42,041 --> 00:39:43,250
YOU DIDN'T
WRECK MY NIGHT.
933
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,166
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
934
00:39:45,166 --> 00:39:46,792
JUST MOWING
THE LAWN.
935
00:39:46,792 --> 00:39:47,834
IAN?
936
00:39:47,834 --> 00:39:49,166
I WAS AT A RAVE.
937
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,417
COME ON.
938
00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:52,667
IT'S POKER NIGHT.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
939
00:39:52,667 --> 00:39:54,625
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU
HAD A REALLY GOOD HAND.
940
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:56,959
ROYAL FLUSH.
OH GOD.
941
00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:58,125
I'M SORRY.
942
00:39:59,125 --> 00:40:00,291
HEY, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT.
943
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:01,583
YOU KNOW, YOU
SHOULD, UH...
944
00:40:01,583 --> 00:40:03,333
I KNOW. WORK
LATER, HARDER,
SMARTER.
945
00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,583
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING?
946
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,792
TAKE THE NIGHT OFF.
GO, SEE YOUR GUY.
947
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,291
MY GUY?
948
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:12,792
THAT... GUY.
949
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,208
HE'S NOT MY GUY.
950
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,333
OH, REALLY?
951
00:40:18,709 --> 00:40:20,125
I DON'T DO THAT.
DO WHAT?
952
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,333
YOU KNOW.
NO.
953
00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,041
RELATIONSHIPS.
OH.
954
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:25,375
I SEE.
955
00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:32,834
ANYWAY I'M JUST GOING TO STAY
A BIT AND GO THROUGH
THESE MOCK-UPS.
956
00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:34,667
BUT, THANK YOU. SERIOUSLY.
957
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:39,250
HEY, UH...
958
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,834
HAVE A GOOD
NIGHT. OKAY?
959
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,291
YEAH, YOU TOO.
960
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:49,709
[ Music playing ]
961
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,875
DAD?
962
00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,208
YOU SHOULD HAVE
CALLED ME.
963
00:41:05,208 --> 00:41:07,959
IT'S OKAY, WE--
WE-- WE TOOK A CAB.
964
00:41:07,959 --> 00:41:09,250
SUZANNE?
965
00:41:09,250 --> 00:41:10,333
IF YOU WANT TO
GRAB THE BAGS--
966
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,208
DAD, I-I CAN
DO THIS, OKAY?
967
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,959
WE DON'T NEED A
NURSE. NO OFFENCE.
968
00:41:13,959 --> 00:41:17,208
OH, I SUSPECT
YOUR HANDS ARE
FULL THESE DAYS.
969
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,917
MALCOLM TOLD ME
YOU HAD A CONFERENCE
THIS WEEKEND.
970
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,917
I THINK IT'S
BEST IF SOMEONE'S
WITH HIM.
971
00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,166
I DON'T NEED TO GO.
Malcolm:
IT'S--
972
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,208
IT'S FINE. JUST GO
TO THE CONFERENCE.
973
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,375
WE'LL BE FINE.
974
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,125
OKAY.
975
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:31,208
WELCOME HOME.
976
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,709
[ Screeching of tires ]
977
00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:48,917
YOU'RE NOT ROXANNE.
978
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:52,083
I SUPPOSE THAT'S A
SLIGHT CONSOLATION.
979
00:41:52,083 --> 00:41:53,417
AREN'T I SUPPOSED
TO BE DRIVING HER
980
00:41:53,417 --> 00:41:55,250
TO NIAGARA FALLS? I--
I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
YES.
981
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,417
SADLY THERE'S A CONFLICT.
982
00:41:57,417 --> 00:41:59,208
WEDDING EXPO IN
NIAGARA FALLS,
983
00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:01,208
ADVERTISING
CONFERENCE
IN KINGSTON.
984
00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:02,208
SHE DIDN'T TELL ME.
985
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:04,583
SHE FORGOT.
986
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,291
[ Screeching of tires ]
987
00:42:11,291 --> 00:42:13,792
YOU DO REALIZE
YOU'RE AN HOUR
AND A HALF LATE.
988
00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:16,583
I TAKE IT PRADA BOY
OPERATES BY SUNDIAL.
989
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:22,083
I WAS ONLY, LIKE,
UH, OH SHIT.
990
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:23,250
SORRY.
991
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,333
BUT WE'RE
NOT LATE.
992
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,834
YOU GOT YOUR SPEECH READY?
993
00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:26,875
IT'S INFORMAL, RED.
994
00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:28,125
IT'S LIKE MEET 'N GREET.
995
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,250
OH MY GOD.
996
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,625
KEYNOTE SPEAKER?
997
00:42:37,625 --> 00:42:38,792
WHAT THE HELL AM I
GOING TO TALK ABOUT?
998
00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:43,000
I GUESS I COULD
TALK ABOUT BEING
A BRIDESMAID.
999
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,583
BUT I NEVER
REMEMBER IT.
1000
00:42:44,583 --> 00:42:46,291
Ian:
THAT'S A PROMISING
THESIS STATEMENT.
1001
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:47,375
TAKE A LEFT.
1002
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:48,375
OTHER LEFT.
1003
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:49,500
[ Screeching of brakes ]
1004
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:57,834
Pippa:
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND THE ANTIQUES?
1005
00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:00,625
IT REMINDS ME
OF SOMETHING.
1006
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:02,625
WHAT? A HOT NIGHT
WITH LAURA INGALLS?
1007
00:43:04,917 --> 00:43:07,250
YOU DON'T SEE
THE POSSIBILITIES
IN THIS BED?
1008
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:10,792
YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
AN ADVENTUROUS PERSON
LIKE YOURSELF...
1009
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,959
GOOD MATTRESS TOO...
1010
00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:16,333
ASSUMING YOU
LIKE THEM HARD.
1011
00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:18,875
UM...
1012
00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:21,333
YEAH.
1013
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:25,875
UH, WELL, THEN YOU'D...
1014
00:43:25,875 --> 00:43:27,041
LIKE THIS ONE.
1015
00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:29,041
DON'T YOU HAVE A BED?
IT WAS MY
EX-WIFE'S.
1016
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,125
SHE WANTED IT BACK.
1017
00:43:33,458 --> 00:43:34,583
YOU DIDN'T GET
ANOTHER ONE?
1018
00:43:34,583 --> 00:43:36,625
I'M LOOKING.
1019
00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:38,291
ALL RIGHT?
WELL, YOU SHOULD
GET THIS ONE.
1020
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:39,166
IT'S COOL, I LIKE IT.
1021
00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,333
UH, YOU READY?
1022
00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:43,375
OH. I GET IT. YOU GOT
TO MEASURE THE BED,
1023
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,583
MEASURE THE SPACE.
1024
00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,875
COMPARISON SHOPPING.
1025
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,000
YEAH, YEAH.
COME ON.
1026
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,375
YOU THINK YOU
KNOW HOW I LIVE?
1027
00:43:53,375 --> 00:43:54,667
YOU'RE A
NUMBERS GUY.
1028
00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:57,208
YOU GO TO BED AT 11:00,
YOU WAKE UP AT 7:00.
1029
00:43:57,208 --> 00:43:59,917
YOU RUN 5 MILES,
YOU SAVE 10%.
1030
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:01,458
YOU PROBABLY GOT
THAT FROM YOUR DAD.
1031
00:44:01,458 --> 00:44:04,000
AND YOU GET THE
ANTIQUES THING FROM
YOUR OLD-MONEY MOM.
1032
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,125
THEY MAKE YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE IN A
COLD, COLD WORLD.
1033
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,500
I BET YOU STILL
SLEEP ON YOUR FUTON
FROM COLLEGE.
1034
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:13,250
[ Scoffs ]
I DO NOT.
1035
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,542
OVER DADDY'S GARAGE.
1036
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,542
HE TOLD YOU?
1037
00:44:17,542 --> 00:44:19,125
IT'S A LUCKY GUESS.
1038
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:21,417
Emcee:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
1039
00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:25,208
WELCOME TO THE INDUSTRY'S
PREMIER BRIDAL EXPO.
1040
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:27,291
WE'RE GOING TO KICK
OFF THE FESTIVITIES
1041
00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:29,208
WITH OUR KEYNOTE SPEAKER:
[ Applause ]
1042
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:30,458
PHILIPPA McGEE,
1043
00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:33,625
BRAND-NEW EDITOR OF
"WEDDING BELLS" MAGAZINE.
1044
00:44:43,959 --> 00:44:45,583
HI.
[ Squeal of feedback ]
1045
00:44:47,667 --> 00:44:49,000
SORRY.
1046
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,583
HUH. OKAY. UM...
1047
00:44:51,625 --> 00:44:52,750
CAN I JUST LEVEL WITH YOU?
1048
00:44:54,542 --> 00:44:56,417
I HAVE NEVER
BEEN MARRIED.
1049
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:57,625
I'VE NEVER EVEN
HAD A RELATIONSHIP
1050
00:44:57,625 --> 00:45:00,083
THAT LASTED LONGER
THAN A MONTH.
1051
00:45:00,083 --> 00:45:02,250
I HAVE NEVER
EDITED A MAGAZINE.
1052
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:07,125
I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT
TWICE ABOUT DIAMONDS
OR VEILS OR HONEYMOONS.
1053
00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:09,000
BUT I TOOK THIS
JOB FOR MY FATHER.
1054
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,875
YOU ALL KNOW
HIM, RIGHT?
1055
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,625
AND I TOOK IT
FOR MY MOTHER...
1056
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,333
THE WOMAN WHO
STARTED IT ALL.
1057
00:45:23,458 --> 00:45:25,125
TAKING THIS JOB MEANT...
1058
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,709
EMBRACING A PART OF MYSELF
1059
00:45:27,709 --> 00:45:31,083
THAT I HAD LOCKED
AWAY EVEN FROM MYSELF.
1060
00:45:31,083 --> 00:45:34,041
PIPPA McGEE...
THE ROMANTIC.
1061
00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:36,291
SERIOUSLY, I WAS A
BRIDESMAID RECENTLY,
1062
00:45:36,291 --> 00:45:38,375
AND AT THE END
OF THE NIGHT,
1063
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,291
I WAS IN TEARS...
1064
00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:46,166
TEARS OF ANTICIPATION
AND JOY AND HOPE.
1065
00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:49,000
HOPE THAT SOMEDAY SOON,
MY PRINCE WOULD COME
1066
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,125
AND I TOO WOULD HAVE A
FABULOUS WHITE WEDDING.
1067
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:53,041
[ Applauding/cheering ]
1068
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,709
SO, EVERYONE,
LET'S DRINK UP,
1069
00:45:57,709 --> 00:46:00,542
BECAUSE OUR INDUSTRY
CELEBRATES THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING
1070
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,333
IN THIS WHOLE
WAR-TORN WORLD,
1071
00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:04,417
AND THAT IS TRUE LOVE.
1072
00:46:04,417 --> 00:46:06,417
[ Applauding/cheering ]
1073
00:46:06,417 --> 00:46:08,500
[ Music playing ]
1074
00:46:08,500 --> 00:46:09,625
[ Whistling ]
1075
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:12,375
[ Music playing ]
1076
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,500
I THINK I
NAILED IT.
1077
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,583
TO THE WALL.
1078
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:29,959
WHAT A CROCK
OF SHIT.
1079
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,667
PIPPA McGEE,
ROMANTIC,
1080
00:46:32,667 --> 00:46:34,500
WEEPING TEARS
OF HOPE AND JOY
1081
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,208
AND OH-MY-GOD
ANTICIPATION.
1082
00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,458
[ Scoffs ]
1083
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:39,125
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT.
YOU JUST HAVE TO
SELL IT, RIGHT?
1084
00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:42,583
I MEAN, PICK A
THEME AND COMMIT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1085
00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:44,375
YOU KNOW, CINDERELLA
AND HER PRINCE
TOGETHER FOREVER.
1086
00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:46,583
IT'S NOT ORIGINAL,
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY
AN ARCHETYPE.
1087
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,709
OKAY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
1088
00:46:48,709 --> 00:46:49,709
WHY ARE YOU
MAD AT ME?
I'M NOT.
1089
00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:52,000
I'M...
[ Scoffs ]
1090
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,542
YOUR SPEECH
TONIGHT...
1091
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,083
IF YOU COULD HAVE
TOLD THE TRUTH, WHAT
WOULD YOU HAVE SAID?
1092
00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:02,417
I GUESS I WOULD
HAVE SAID...
1093
00:47:04,166 --> 00:47:05,834
THAT TO ME, IT ALL
FEELS LIKE BULLSHIT.
1094
00:47:05,834 --> 00:47:08,166
I MEAN,
I-- I THINK
THIS INDUSTRY
1095
00:47:08,166 --> 00:47:10,500
ALLOWS-- NO,
CONDEMNS PEOPLE
1096
00:47:10,500 --> 00:47:13,333
TO FOCUS EXCLUSIVELY
ON THE SMALL STUFF.
1097
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:16,041
HEARTS, HYDRANGEAS,
HORS D'OEUVRES:
1098
00:47:16,041 --> 00:47:18,041
ANYTHING TO
DISTRACT YOU
FROM THE FACT
1099
00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:20,083
THAT YOU'RE
COMMITTING TO
SOME STRANGER
1100
00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:21,834
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
1101
00:47:21,834 --> 00:47:23,041
[ Scoffs ]
1102
00:47:26,417 --> 00:47:27,375
[ Sighing ]
1103
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,375
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
1104
00:47:36,583 --> 00:47:37,750
Pippa:
I'M GOING AGAIN.
1105
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:39,417
Ian:
LIKE HELL,
CHEATER McGEE.
1106
00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:40,834
FIRST PLACE
YOU HAD SEX.
1107
00:47:40,834 --> 00:47:43,041
OH. HOW DO YOU KNOW
I'VE HAD SEX?
1108
00:47:44,291 --> 00:47:45,542
TRUTH.
1109
00:47:45,542 --> 00:47:48,250
HMM. A CANOE. TIPPY.
1110
00:47:48,250 --> 00:47:49,792
I WOULDN'T
RECOMMEND IT.
1111
00:47:49,792 --> 00:47:53,125
OKAY, WORST PICK-UP
LINE YOU EVER USED
TO GET LAID.
1112
00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,667
I ONCE TOLD A
GRAD STUDENT
1113
00:47:56,667 --> 00:47:58,542
I'D STUDIED WITH
DERRIDA IN PARIS.
1114
00:47:58,542 --> 00:47:59,875
AND THAT WORKED?
1115
00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:01,625
SHE WAS VERY INTO
POST-MODERNISM.
1116
00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:05,291
OKAY, BEST MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE TO DATE.
1117
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,291
THE NIGHT I
QUIT LAW SCHOOL.
1118
00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:10,542
I WALKED IN,
QUIT, WALKED OUT.
1119
00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:13,291
WENT DOWN TO THIS LITTLE
SAILBOAT I'D BOUGHT,
1120
00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:16,500
POURED MYSELF
A SCOTCH,
1121
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,709
LAID BACK
ON THE DECK,
1122
00:48:17,709 --> 00:48:19,291
AND WATCHED THE
SKY GO BLACK.
1123
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:21,792
[ Chuckles ]
1124
00:48:21,792 --> 00:48:22,750
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE BOAT?
1125
00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:26,291
I GOT MARRIED.
1126
00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:29,417
PUT IT IN STORAGE.
1127
00:48:29,417 --> 00:48:31,458
DOCTOR FEEL-GOOD'S
NOT A BIG SAILOR?
1128
00:48:31,458 --> 00:48:32,792
NOT SO MUCH.
1129
00:48:34,458 --> 00:48:35,625
OKAY. UM...
1130
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,667
WORST MOMENT
OF YOUR LIFE.
1131
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,125
HMM.
1132
00:48:51,250 --> 00:48:52,834
OKAY, I WAS 13.
1133
00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:55,333
IT WAS MY FIRST
TIME AT SUMMER CAMP.
1134
00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,542
I WASN'T REALLY
FITTING IN,
1135
00:48:57,542 --> 00:49:00,208
SO I CALLED HOME
TO TALK TO MY MOM.
1136
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:02,166
THE HOUSEKEEPER
TOLD ME THAT...
1137
00:49:02,166 --> 00:49:03,166
SHE DIED THE DAY BEFORE.
1138
00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:06,500
SHE THOUGHT I KNEW. SHE
THOUGHT MY DAD TOLD ME.
1139
00:49:13,333 --> 00:49:14,667
PIPPA, I'M SORRY.
1140
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,667
SHE WAS SICK
A LONG TIME.
1141
00:49:18,667 --> 00:49:19,667
HE WAS BUSY.
1142
00:49:25,542 --> 00:49:27,375
SO, WHY'D YOUR
MARRIAGE END?
1143
00:49:27,375 --> 00:49:28,375
I DON'T KNOW.
1144
00:49:29,959 --> 00:49:31,041
WE STOPPED TALKING.
1145
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,417
A SECRET NOBODY KNOWS.
1146
00:49:36,625 --> 00:49:37,709
THAT'S A QUESTION.
1147
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,208
MY NAILS ARE FAKE.
I BITE THEM.
1148
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:45,250
YOU?
UM...
1149
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,166
[ Clearing
of throat ]
1150
00:49:47,834 --> 00:49:49,709
MY FIRST NAME
IS NOT IAN.
1151
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,250
LAKE? LIKE...
SWIMMING IN A LAKE?
1152
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,083
CONSIDERING MY SISTERS
ARE WHISTLER,
1153
00:50:05,083 --> 00:50:07,542
TRALEE AND HIYA, I
THINK I'M DOING OKAY.
1154
00:50:07,542 --> 00:50:08,750
HIPPIES?
1155
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:09,750
[ Chuckles ]
NO SHIT.
1156
00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:15,000
ALL RIGHT, I'M
GOING FOR A DARE.
1157
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,208
ALL RIGHT.
1158
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:17,375
DO YOU SEE THAT
WOMAN OVER THERE?
1159
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,709
Ian:
I'M NOT SURE
THAT'S A WOMAN.
1160
00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:21,750
I THINK SHE
WANTS TO DANCE.
1161
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:24,417
[ Music playing ]
1162
00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:32,917
HI, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DANCE?
1163
00:50:32,917 --> 00:50:34,417
SURE.
1164
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:39,458
[ Music playing ]
1165
00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:41,542
GOT LUCKY.
YOU GO, GIRL.
1166
00:50:41,542 --> 00:50:43,583
[ Music playing ]
1167
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:44,750
LUCKY BITCH.
1168
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,250
[ Music playing ]
1169
00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,875
♪ GIRL, I'VE KNOWN YOU
VERY WELL ♪
1170
00:50:54,875 --> 00:50:57,041
♪ I'VE SEEN YOU
GROWING EVERY DAY ♪
1171
00:50:57,041 --> 00:50:59,500
♪ I NEVER REALLY
LOOKED BEFORE ♪
1172
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,583
♪ BUT NOW YOU TAKE
MY BREATH AWAY ♪
1173
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:03,959
♪ SUDDENLY YOU'RE
IN MY LIFE ♪
1174
00:51:03,959 --> 00:51:05,917
♪ A PART OF
EVERYTHING I DO ♪
1175
00:51:05,917 --> 00:51:08,250
♪ YOU'VE GOT ME WORKING
DAY AND NIGHT ♪
1176
00:51:08,250 --> 00:51:10,792
♪ JUST TRYING TO KEEP
A HOLD ON YOU ♪
1177
00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:15,250
♪ HERE IN YOUR ARMS
I'VE FOUND MY PARADISE ♪
1178
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:19,792
♪ MY ONLY CHANCE
FOR HAPPINESS ♪
1179
00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:21,458
WHOO!
♪ AND IF I LOSE YOU NOW ♪
1180
00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:23,291
♪ I THINK I WOULD DIE ♪
1181
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,834
♪ OH SAY YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE MY BABY ♪
1182
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:28,333
♪ WE CAN MAKE IT SHINE ♪
1183
00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,834
♪ WE CAN TAKE FOREVER ♪
1184
00:51:29,834 --> 00:51:34,083
♪ JUST A MINUTE
AT A TIME ♪
1185
00:51:34,083 --> 00:51:37,000
♪ YOU ARE ♪
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN ♪
1186
00:51:39,542 --> 00:51:42,125
♪ MORE THAN
A WOMAN TO ME ♪
1187
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,834
♪ BABY ♪
1188
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:48,000
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN ♪
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN ♪
1189
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,750
♪ MORE THAN A WOMAN TO ME ♪
1190
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:55,125
[ Music playing ]
1191
00:51:55,125 --> 00:51:56,375
Pippa:
HEY, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS.
1192
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,875
I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M
IN ELVIS'S GROIN.
1193
00:52:02,583 --> 00:52:05,000
I MEAN, IF ELVIS WAS
ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARFS.
1194
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,709
[ Chuckles ]
1195
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,917
Ian:
OH MY GOD.
1196
00:52:24,583 --> 00:52:25,875
I, UH, I GOT
YOU SOMETHING.
1197
00:52:25,875 --> 00:52:28,333
UM, A LITTLE SOUVENIR.
1198
00:52:29,542 --> 00:52:30,375
ARE YOU IN?
1199
00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:33,709
HEY, UH...
1200
00:52:35,458 --> 00:52:36,333
COME ON.
1201
00:52:38,750 --> 00:52:39,875
CAN'T HEAR YOU.
1202
00:52:47,208 --> 00:52:49,333
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DOES IT MATTER?
1203
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,625
[ Sighs ]
1204
00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,083
JESUS, PIPPA.
1205
00:52:57,709 --> 00:52:59,417
YES. IT MATTERS.
1206
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,083
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
1207
00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:05,583
PUT ME IN A CAB?
SEND ME HOME.
1208
00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,375
WHY ARE YOU
SO HARD ON ME?
1209
00:53:08,750 --> 00:53:09,875
[ Scoffs ]
1210
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,792
IT'S JUST...
1211
00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:16,083
YOU KNOW, MOST
OF THE TIME...
1212
00:53:17,083 --> 00:53:18,208
YOU ARE SO BRAVE.
1213
00:53:19,417 --> 00:53:20,750
YOU KNOW, YOU ARE
RIGHT OUT THERE,
1214
00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:21,834
SAYING WHAT
YOU THINK,
1215
00:53:21,834 --> 00:53:23,709
DOING WHAT YOU WANT. I
MEAN, I-I ENVY YOU. I--
1216
00:53:25,083 --> 00:53:26,208
I DO.
1217
00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:29,959
BUT THEN IT JUST STOPS.
1218
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:34,458
I MEAN, YOU SHUT IT OFF.
YOU JUST GET SO...
1219
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,083
COOL, YOU KNOW?
JUST COLD TO--
1220
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:39,125
TO ANYTHING THAT
ACTUALLY MATTERS.
1221
00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:40,291
THINGS LIKE
"WEDDING BELLS"?
1222
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:42,417
[ Sighing ]
1223
00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,792
I'M SUCH
AN IDIOT.
I MEAN, I--
1224
00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:48,417
I PLANNED
THIS WHOLE
STUPID THING.
1225
00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,458
I JUST-- I WANTED
TO GET YOU UP HERE,
1226
00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:51,417
TALK TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW.
1227
00:53:52,750 --> 00:53:53,792
OH GOD, IT DOESN'T
EVEN MATTER.
1228
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,125
YOU PLANNED THIS?
1229
00:54:00,959 --> 00:54:02,083
SORT OF.
1230
00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:04,417
WHY?
1231
00:54:06,792 --> 00:54:07,917
[ Sighing ]
1232
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:12,834
BECAUSE YOU...
1233
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:16,208
[ Sighing ]
1234
00:54:18,709 --> 00:54:20,583
BECAUSE I
REALLY LIKE YOU.
1235
00:54:20,583 --> 00:54:24,834
[ Music playing ]
1236
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:40,834
♪ WHEN THE ROAD GETS DARK ♪
1237
00:54:43,166 --> 00:54:47,458
♪ AND YOU CAN
NO LONGER SEE ♪
1238
00:54:49,458 --> 00:54:53,458
♪ JUST LET MY LOVE
THROW A SPARK ♪
1239
00:54:55,792 --> 00:54:59,750
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1240
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:06,542
♪ AND WHEN THE TEARS
YOU CRY ♪
1241
00:55:08,709 --> 00:55:13,041
♪ ARE ALL YOU
CAN BELIEVE ♪
1242
00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:20,875
♪ JUST GIVE THESE LOVING
ARMS A TRY, BABY ♪
1243
00:55:20,875 --> 00:55:24,500
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1244
00:55:25,875 --> 00:55:29,041
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1245
00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:35,959
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1246
00:55:35,959 --> 00:55:38,333
[ Music playing ]
1247
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:41,750
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1248
00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:48,583
♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1249
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:52,875
[ Music playing ]
1250
00:55:52,875 --> 00:55:57,083
♪ AND WHEN YOUR
SECRET HEART ♪
1251
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:02,917
♪ CANNOT SPEAK SO EASILY ♪
1252
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:07,125
♪ COME HERE, DARLIN' ♪
1253
00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:10,083
♪ FROM A WHISPER START ♪
1254
00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:15,959
♪ TO HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH IN ME ♪
1255
00:56:15,959 --> 00:56:20,291
[ Music playing ]
1256
00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:55,792
PHILIPPA, I'M REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
1257
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:58,125
YOU ARE?
1258
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:00,583
YES, I AM.
1259
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,417
GOOD, I'M GLAD THAT...
1260
00:57:05,417 --> 00:57:06,834
WE COULD HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION...
1261
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:12,166
'CAUSE I'M FEELING
REALLY LOST AND, UM...
1262
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,667
I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT MOM.
1263
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,333
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE MAGAZINE.
1264
00:57:22,792 --> 00:57:23,875
UH, SUZE?
1265
00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,667
SUZE?
1266
00:57:25,667 --> 00:57:27,000
HERE'S THAT FILE
YOU WANTED, MALCOLM.
1267
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:28,041
THANK YOU.
1268
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:31,166
IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU AGAIN, PHILIPPA.
1269
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:33,000
SO, AD SALES...
1270
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,667
NOW THEY'RE STILL
WAY DOWN FROM
LAST MONTH.
1271
00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:36,291
WELL, WE'RE
WORKING ON
GETTING THEM BACK,
1272
00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:37,875
WE HAVE A REALLY
SOLID ISSUE
1273
00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,125
IN THE WORKS.
MM-HMM.
1274
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,166
SO, YOU GOT A COVER?
1275
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,250
WE HAVEN'T
LOCKED ONE IN YET.
1276
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,792
BUT I HAVE SOME
GREAT IDEAS.
1277
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:43,834
IAN!
1278
00:57:43,834 --> 00:57:44,709
HEY, COME ON IN.
1279
00:57:45,917 --> 00:57:47,250
HI, MALCOLM.
1280
00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,000
Suzanne:
I THINK I'LL MAKE
A POT OF COFFEE.
1281
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,208
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
1282
00:57:50,208 --> 00:57:52,000
HAVE A SEAT.
1283
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,792
HEY, BUDDY.
1284
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:56,208
SO, WHAT'S THE FIRST
THING THAT I TAUGHT
YOU ABOUT AD SALES?
1285
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,583
A FAT MAGAZINE IS
A HAPPY MAGAZINE.
1286
00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,375
THAT'S RIGHT. AND I
NEED YOU TO MAKE SURE
1287
00:58:03,375 --> 00:58:04,917
THAT PHILIPPA
UNDERSTANDS THIS.
DAD...
1288
00:58:04,917 --> 00:58:06,709
SO, WHY DON'T WE
SAY IT TOGETHER?
1289
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:08,709
HMM?
1290
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,041
COME ON.
1291
00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:13,375
PHILIPPA?
1292
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:19,417
Both:
A FAT MAGAZINE IS
A HAPPY MAGAZINE.
1293
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:22,917
NOW, I NEED TO MAKE
SURE THAT YOU'RE
FOCUSING ON PHILIPPA.
1294
00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:25,166
AND GIVING HER ALL
THE HANDS-ON ATTENTION
1295
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,041
THAT SHE NEEDS
RIGHT NOW.
1296
00:58:27,250 --> 00:58:29,250
OH, I'D SAY PIPPA'S
PRETTY HANDS-ON.
1297
00:58:33,041 --> 00:58:34,083
GOOD.
1298
00:58:41,875 --> 00:58:42,917
WHAT HAPPENED
THIS MORNING?
1299
00:58:42,917 --> 00:58:44,250
I HAD A LOT OF WORK
I HAD TO GET BACK TO.
1300
00:58:46,917 --> 00:58:48,917
OKAY, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
1301
00:58:48,917 --> 00:58:49,917
NOTHING.
NOTHING?
1302
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:59,750
[ Sighing ]
JESUS CHRIST.
1303
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:17,750
[ Music playing ]
[ Laughter ]
1304
00:59:24,375 --> 00:59:25,792
Hemingway:
THAT'S-- THAT'S
CRAZY. PIPPA?
1305
00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:28,375
YOU GOT TO
HEAR THIS.
1306
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,125
[ Indistinct conversation ]
1307
00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:36,792
Hemingway:
...HE PASSED
OUT ON STAGE.
1308
00:59:43,917 --> 00:59:45,834
[ Sighing ]
YOU WANT TO GO GET
A COFFEE OR SOMETHING?
1309
00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:47,500
JESUS. WHAT?
SPIT IT OUT.
1310
00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:51,458
OKAY. WHAT DO YOU DO IF
YOU'RE, I DON'T KNOW,
1311
00:59:51,458 --> 00:59:53,041
HAVING A GOOD
TIME WITH SOMEONE?
1312
00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:54,166
WHAT DO YOU DO?
1313
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:55,959
YOU RUN LIKE
YOU'RE ON FIRE.
1314
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:58,166
ME, I JUST JUMP IN
THE BUSHES WITH HIM.
1315
01:00:00,542 --> 01:00:01,834
HOW GOOD?
1316
01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:03,834
QUITE GOOD.
1317
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:06,458
YOU RUN YET?
1318
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:10,375
[ Music playing ]
1319
01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:13,041
[ Sighing ]
OKAY.
1320
01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:14,166
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1321
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:16,125
THIS... NO.
1322
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:20,542
YOU, MY DARLING,
ARE DAMAGED.
1323
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:25,834
GET OVER IT.
1324
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,208
GO GET HIM.
1325
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:30,875
[ Music playing ]
1326
01:00:35,959 --> 01:00:38,375
Ian:
YES, SIR, I--
I UNDERSTAND
1327
01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:40,834
HONESTLY, MR. JACKMAN,
I'M-- I'M READY
TO START ANYTIME.
1328
01:00:42,583 --> 01:00:45,917
WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
MALCOLM'S NOT IN TOP FORM.
1329
01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:48,041
HE MIGHT EVEN BE RELIEVED.
I MEAN, HE WOULD NEVER
ADMIT THAT, BUT...
1330
01:00:50,083 --> 01:00:52,125
YES, I-- I
AGREE. RIGHT NOW,
"WEDDING BELLS" IS--
1331
01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,458
IS PROVING TO BE
A LOST LEADER.
1332
01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:56,083
IF IT DOESN'T START
PERFORMING, WE PULL IT.
1333
01:00:56,083 --> 01:00:58,834
NO, I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE SOME
VERY INTERESTING IDEAS
FOR A RE-LAUNCH.
1334
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,709
WOW.
Pippa:
I KNOW.
1335
01:01:01,709 --> 01:01:03,417
IAN'S WORKING WITH JACKMAN
BEHIND MY DAD'S BACK.
1336
01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,125
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
1337
01:01:05,125 --> 01:01:06,041
WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
1338
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:08,542
DID YOU TELL
YOUR FATHER?
1339
01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:10,083
NOT UNTIL I
HAVE A STRATEGY.
1340
01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,834
I MEAN, IF I TELL
HIM HIS GOLDEN
BOY'S A JUDAS,
1341
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:13,917
THEN HE MIGHT HAVE
ANOTHER HEART ATTACK.
1342
01:01:13,917 --> 01:01:15,417
WHAT A DRAG.
APPARENTLY,
1343
01:01:15,417 --> 01:01:17,291
THEY'RE ALL JUST WAITING
FOR MY NEXT ISSUE TO FAIL
1344
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:19,083
AND THEN THEY CAN PULL THE
PLUG ON THE WHOLE COMPANY.
1345
01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:23,250
HEM?
1346
01:01:26,208 --> 01:01:27,709
NO, I GET IT.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
1347
01:01:27,709 --> 01:01:30,250
IT'S, LIKE, UH,
THEY'RE JUST
LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE.
1348
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,625
WELL, I'M NOT GOING
TO GIVE IT TO THEM.
1349
01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:34,125
ALL RIGHT, SO
I CAN'T TRUST IAN,
1350
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:36,417
SO I WON'T TELL HIM
WHAT I'M DOING 'CAUSE...
1351
01:01:36,417 --> 01:01:38,333
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
1352
01:01:38,333 --> 01:01:39,417
OKAY, COVER STORY:
1353
01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:41,083
CINDERELLA,
FAIRY TALES.
1354
01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:44,625
UH, BALLS, SLIPPERS,
SOCIETY BRIDES...
1355
01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:45,875
YOU'RE GOOD AT
THIS. KEEP GOING.
1356
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:49,083
OH, DIPPY DEBUTANTES,
THE MEN WHO MARRY THEM.
1357
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:51,667
"IN STYLE MAGAZINE"
MEETS, UH...
1358
01:01:51,667 --> 01:01:53,166
"THE GREAT GATSBY".
1359
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:53,959
I LOVE IT.
1360
01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,291
GATSBY.
1361
01:01:56,291 --> 01:02:00,291
[ Music playing ]
1362
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:02,375
Hemingway:
OKAY, A-ARE YOU COOL, PIPPA?
I'M COOL.
1363
01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:05,208
SYDNEY, YOU LOOK
"BEAUTI-LICIOUS".
1364
01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:08,083
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
YOU GOT A SECRET.
1365
01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,250
I'VE GOT
A SECRET.
1366
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:12,625
A LITTLE MORE.
1367
01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:13,917
LIT--
1368
01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,291
[ Sobbing ]
1369
01:02:17,375 --> 01:02:18,458
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1370
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:21,041
WHAT'S--
WHAT'S--
1371
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:21,917
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1372
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,125
DO YOU WANT TO
DEAL WITH THAT?
1373
01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:28,125
I'M SO SORRY I
WAS CRYING BEFORE,
1374
01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:29,750
I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
1375
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,375
ALL RIGHT,
I'M COOL.
ARE YOU COOL?
1376
01:02:31,375 --> 01:02:32,667
HERE WE GO.
ONE MORE TIME.
1377
01:02:33,709 --> 01:02:35,166
EXCELLENT,
EXCELLENT.
1378
01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,125
I'M GETTING MARRIED.
1379
01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:38,667
HERE WE GO.
1380
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:40,500
HOLD IT, HOLD
IT, HOLD IT.
1381
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,458
[ Sobbing ]
I'M GETTING M--
1382
01:02:42,458 --> 01:02:43,625
I'M GETTING MARRIED.
1383
01:02:44,709 --> 01:02:46,542
JESUS CHRIST.
1384
01:02:46,542 --> 01:02:49,000
[ Music playing ]
1385
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:56,333
[ Giggling ]
1386
01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:57,667
[ Music playing ]
1387
01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:20,875
LOVELY.
1388
01:03:22,291 --> 01:03:23,458
LOVELY.
1389
01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:25,000
[ Music playing ]
1390
01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:39,083
AH, CONGRATULATIONS.
1391
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,709
YOUR SOCIETY BRIDE COVER
WAS NOMINATED FOR AN N.M.A.
1392
01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:45,542
IT'S A NATIONAL
MAGAZINE AWARD.
1393
01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:46,667
THE GALA'S NEXT WEEK.
1394
01:03:46,667 --> 01:03:48,500
NO WAY!
YAY!
1395
01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,333
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
1396
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,750
Hemingway:
ROXANNE, DID
YOU HEAR THAT?
1397
01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:53,041
YOU GUYS SHOULD CELEBRATE.
1398
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,709
Roxanne:
CONGRATULATIONS.
1399
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:56,750
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1400
01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,041
OH, THANK YOU.
1401
01:03:59,166 --> 01:04:00,083
THANK YOU.
[ Laughing ]
1402
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,667
I GOT CALLS FROM
LIKE, THREE--
1403
01:04:02,667 --> 01:04:04,083
THREE FASHION
MAGAZINES.
1404
01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,500
UH, THESE-- THESE
AGENTS CALLING,
1405
01:04:05,500 --> 01:04:06,917
WANT ME TO DIRECT
THEIR VIDEO.
1406
01:04:06,917 --> 01:04:08,583
I MEAN,
THIS-- THIS IS
MY TIME, MAN.
1407
01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:10,583
I-I'M ABOUT
TO BLOW UP.
FOR REAL--
1408
01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:12,375
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE SARONG?
1409
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:13,750
I THINK I'M ABOUT
TO GET DUMPED.
1410
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,458
I THOUGHT I'D WEAR
SOMETHING A LITTLE
MORE MASCULINE
1411
01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,291
AND REALLY
BREAK HIS HEART.
1412
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,250
SWEETIE, WHAT
HAPPENED?
1413
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:26,250
IT'S COURIERS.
THEY'RE NOTORIOUSLY
UNWILLING TO COMMIT.
1414
01:04:26,250 --> 01:04:28,291
IT'S ALL THAT
TRAVELLING, I GUESS.
1415
01:04:28,291 --> 01:04:30,417
YOU KNOW, MY
NEIGHBOUR'S SINGLE.
1416
01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:32,250
STRAIGHT PEOPLE
SLAY ME.
1417
01:04:32,250 --> 01:04:34,166
ALWAYS TRYING
TO SET US UP WITH
THE ONE OTHER GAY GUY
1418
01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:35,291
THEY HAPPEN TO KNOW.
1419
01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:37,125
BACK OFF. I'M
A GOOD YENTA.
1420
01:04:37,125 --> 01:04:39,458
HIS NAME'S RAPHAEL,
HE'S CUTE.
1421
01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:41,750
RAPHAEL? SHIT.
A BACK-WAXER.
1422
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,583
COME ON, YOU KNOW,
I'LL SEE IF HE'S
FREE NEXT WEEK.
1423
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:44,667
YOU COULD GO
TO THE AWARDS.
1424
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:51,625
SO, I GUESS
IAN'S NOT GOING
TO BE JOINING US
1425
01:04:51,625 --> 01:04:53,083
FOR POLE-DANCING
THIS EVENING, HUH?
1426
01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,291
IT'S NOT EXACTLY
HIS SCENE.
1427
01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:01,917
NO.
1428
01:05:01,917 --> 01:05:03,834
NOW THERE'S
A MAN I WOULD
DRESS DOWN FOR.
1429
01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:08,625
[ Music playing ]
1430
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:09,625
CAN I GET
A DOUBLE?
1431
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,917
[ Music playing ]
1432
01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:21,542
♪ I SHOULD KNOW ♪
1433
01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:22,834
♪ WHO I AM BY NOW ♪
1434
01:05:22,834 --> 01:05:25,875
[ Beep of
answering machine ]
1435
01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:28,083
Hemingway:
[ On answering machine ]
[ Hearty laughter ]
1436
01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:29,667
HEY, HEY, GIRL,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
1437
01:05:29,667 --> 01:05:31,333
YOU, UH, YOU
TOOK OFF. LISTEN,
1438
01:05:31,333 --> 01:05:33,166
A BUNCH OF US
ARE HEADING OVER
TO THE MATADOR,
1439
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:35,375
SO COME MEET US THERE.
ALL RIGHT? GOODBYE.
1440
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:38,583
♪ YOUR NAME IS THE
SPLINTER INSIDE ME ♪
1441
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:39,875
PIPPA? IT'S IAN.
1442
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:41,667
I LEFT THE PROOFS
ON YOUR DESK.
1443
01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:43,000
THEY LOOK FINE.
1444
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,834
UM, I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE AWARDS ON SATURDAY.
1445
01:05:47,583 --> 01:05:50,125
BYE.
♪ I REMEMBER THE SOUND ♪
1446
01:05:52,834 --> 01:05:55,959
♪ OF YOUR NOVEMBER DOWNTOWN ♪
1447
01:05:57,709 --> 01:06:00,834
YO, IT'S ME, AGAIN.
1448
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,500
JUST TRYING TO
TRACK YOU DOWN.
1449
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:04,041
BUT, UH, IT'S COOL.
1450
01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:06,834
♪ A WARM DECEMBER WITH YOU ♪
[ Distant
shouting ]
1451
01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:11,709
♪ BUT I DON'T HAVE TO
MAKE THIS MISTAKE ♪
1452
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:16,333
♪ AND I DON'T HAVE
TO STAY THIS WAY ♪
1453
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:17,500
[ Beep of
answering machine ]
1454
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,333
Lulu: [ On answering machine ]
HEY, SWEETIE. YEAH.
1455
01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:21,208
YOU FREE ON SATURDAY?
ENGAGEMENT BRUNCH
FOR RACHEL.
1456
01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,750
I KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE IT.
1457
01:06:22,750 --> 01:06:24,542
WE'LL HAVE FUN. TRUST ME.
1458
01:06:24,542 --> 01:06:26,291
♪ THE WALK ♪
1459
01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:28,333
♪ HAS ALL BEEN
CLEARED BY NOW ♪
1460
01:06:28,333 --> 01:06:30,417
♪ YOUR VOICE ♪
1461
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:33,250
♪ IS ALL I HEAR SOMEHOW ♪
1462
01:06:34,709 --> 01:06:36,834
♪ CALLING OUT WINTER ♪
1463
01:06:40,250 --> 01:06:42,208
♪ YOUR VOICE IS
THE SPLINTER ♪
1464
01:06:42,208 --> 01:06:44,625
♪ INSIDE ME ♪
[ Remote ringing of phone ]
1465
01:06:44,625 --> 01:06:47,500
♪ WHILE I WAIT ♪
1466
01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:52,750
[ Music playing ]
1467
01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:55,917
♪ AND I REMEMBER THE SOUND ♪
1468
01:06:56,959 --> 01:06:58,208
[ Knocking ]
1469
01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:03,750
GOOD GOD, YOU
READ MY MIND.
1470
01:07:05,417 --> 01:07:07,333
I'M SORRY I'VE
BEEN HARD TO REACH.
1471
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,250
MAN, YOU LOOK
LIKE JAMES BOND.
1472
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:11,333
[ Smooching ]
HARD TO REACH?
1473
01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:13,458
I JUST NEEDED
A LITTLE SPACE.
1474
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:14,917
Sydney:
HEY, BABY, IS
THAT THE CAB?
1475
01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:20,792
I JUST ASSUMED....
1476
01:07:20,792 --> 01:07:22,583
I CALLED YOU.
1477
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,625
OH, MY GOD.
1478
01:07:24,625 --> 01:07:25,750
THAT IS SO SWEET.
1479
01:07:26,792 --> 01:07:28,083
YOU'RE SUCH
A DOLL.
1480
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:31,291
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO
BE ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
1481
01:07:31,291 --> 01:07:32,500
Sydney:
SWEETIE, DON'T WORRY.
1482
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,542
I WON'T GO PUBLIC TILL
THE NEXT ISSUE'S OUT.
1483
01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:36,792
I MEAN, I DON'T
WANT US ALL TO LOOK
STUPID, RIGHT?
1484
01:07:36,792 --> 01:07:37,959
BUT, WELL,
COME ON.
1485
01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:42,083
BANKERS DON'T
SEND YOU POETRY.
[ Giggling ]
1486
01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:43,375
IT'S WEIRD.
1487
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:45,458
I MEAN, I FEEL
HURT, ACTUALLY.
1488
01:07:45,458 --> 01:07:48,542
AND RELIEVED, WHICH IS
A BIZARRE COMBINATION.
1489
01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:50,583
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN
WANT HIM, RIGHT?
1490
01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:52,125
I'M SINGLE.
HE'S SINGLE.
1491
01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:55,375
I MEAN, GIRLS
LIKE US, WE ROCK
ON OUR OWN.
1492
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:57,250
WE DATE WHO WE WANT,
YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WANT.
1493
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,959
WE ADOPT, IF WE
FEEL THE NEED.
1494
01:07:59,959 --> 01:08:01,000
FRANKLY...
1495
01:08:03,709 --> 01:08:04,500
I FEEL VERY WHOLE.
1496
01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:08,875
BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE
ME GO TO THIS THING
BY MYSELF TONIGHT.
1497
01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:11,458
PLEASE GO INSIDE AND
PUT ON A DRESS AND...
1498
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,458
TAKE AN ASPIRIN.
1499
01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:15,500
[ Flicking of lighter ]
1500
01:08:23,959 --> 01:08:25,000
NO.
1501
01:08:32,667 --> 01:08:33,792
NO.
1502
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,291
HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
1503
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:40,583
BUT YOU WORK AT A
BIRTH CONTROL CLINIC.
1504
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:42,333
I KNOW, I KNOW.
1505
01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:45,709
YOU'RE HAVING IT?
1506
01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:47,000
YOU AND... LUKE?
1507
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,500
HE'S THRILLED.
1508
01:08:50,500 --> 01:08:51,875
HE'S-- HE'S ACTUALLY--
1509
01:08:51,875 --> 01:08:53,667
HE'S-- HE'S THRILLED.
1510
01:08:53,667 --> 01:08:56,000
WELL, WHY ARE
YOU APOLOGIZING?
1511
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,333
I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU.
[ Sniffling ]
1512
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,959
I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU BOTH.
1513
01:09:00,959 --> 01:09:02,959
HEY, YOU GUYS
WANT SOME TEA?
1514
01:09:02,959 --> 01:09:04,667
I WISH I COULD
STAY, I REALLY DO.
1515
01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:06,834
BUT PROMISE ME WE
CAN CELEBRATE LATER?
1516
01:09:06,834 --> 01:09:08,709
I'M SO HAPPY
FOR YOU.
1517
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:10,375
CONGRATULATIONS.
PIPPA, DON'T--
1518
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:11,709
I WANT TO BE GODMOTHER.
1519
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,125
PIPPA!
1520
01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:16,709
[ Music playing ]
1521
01:09:16,709 --> 01:09:17,709
[ Sniffling ]
1522
01:09:28,709 --> 01:09:29,917
[ Sighing ]
1523
01:09:29,917 --> 01:09:31,083
Jackman:
A-AND THAT'S WHY
1524
01:09:31,083 --> 01:09:33,500
I WANTED YOU TO BE
THE FIRST TO KNOW.
1525
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,417
LET'S TRY A LITTLE
ROUGE, SHALL WE?
1526
01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,041
WE'RE MAKING
THE ANNOUNCEMENT
NEXT WEEK.
1527
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,125
WE'RE DUMPING
EVERYTHING.
1528
01:09:38,125 --> 01:09:39,542
NONE OF THE MAGAZINES
ARE TURNING A PROFIT.
1529
01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:40,792
DID YOU SEE THAT
WEDDING MAGAZINE?
1530
01:09:40,792 --> 01:09:42,875
IT'S McGEE'S KID.
TOTAL DILETTANTE.
1531
01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,000
Man:
NICE COVER.
1532
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,166
Jackman:
BUT NO CONTENT.
1533
01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:46,375
Man:
YOU'RE RIGHT,
MR. JACKMAN.
1534
01:09:46,375 --> 01:09:48,250
[ Mixed chatter ]
[ Music playing ]
1535
01:09:50,875 --> 01:09:51,917
Frank:
[ Gasps ]
1536
01:09:51,917 --> 01:09:53,375
LOOK AT YOU,
SEXY THING.
1537
01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:56,375
YOU DID GOOD,
MATCHMAKER.
1538
01:09:57,709 --> 01:09:58,750
HI, RAPHAEL.
Raphael:
HI.
1539
01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,959
OH, HI, GUYS.
1540
01:10:00,959 --> 01:10:03,917
YOU REMEMBER CHAD
FROM THE MISTER TUX
AD CAMPAIGN?
1541
01:10:07,500 --> 01:10:08,583
HI.
1542
01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:10,750
THIS IS SASHA,
SASHA GRAY.
1543
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,083
SASHA.
1544
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,417
OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
1545
01:10:13,417 --> 01:10:15,083
YOU GUYS HAVE THE
SAME LAST NAME.
1546
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,417
Sydney:
YOU GUYS...
1547
01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:19,125
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
1548
01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:21,792
Hemingway:
HOW YOU DOING, FOLKS?
1549
01:10:21,792 --> 01:10:22,834
GOOD EVENING.
1550
01:10:22,834 --> 01:10:23,709
EVERYBODY
LOOKS GREAT.
1551
01:10:23,709 --> 01:10:24,875
AH.
1552
01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:26,583
HELLO, MR. JONES.
1553
01:10:26,583 --> 01:10:29,041
Female emcee:
UP NEXT IS THE
AWARD FOR DESIGN.
1554
01:10:29,041 --> 01:10:32,709
MANY OF YOU WHO KNOW
ME, KNOW I WENT TO
SCHOOL FOR DESIGN.
1555
01:10:32,709 --> 01:10:34,959
UM, AT L'ECOLE DE PHOTO.
1556
01:10:34,959 --> 01:10:36,792
AND, UH... WELL,
NOT NOMINATED,
1557
01:10:36,792 --> 01:10:38,458
BUT IT'S ALL VERY POLITICAL.
1558
01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:39,792
SO, YOU'RE A
DOCTOR, HUH?
1559
01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:42,208
I REALLY RESPECT PEOPLE
1560
01:10:42,208 --> 01:10:43,625
WHO, UH, GIVE BACK.
1561
01:10:43,625 --> 01:10:44,458
OH, YEAH, ME TOO.
1562
01:10:45,792 --> 01:10:47,917
Emcee:
COMING UP NEXT, THE
AWARDS FOR PHOTOGRAPHY
1563
01:10:47,917 --> 01:10:49,458
AND GRAPHIC DESIGN.
OKAY,
1564
01:10:49,458 --> 01:10:50,875
BUT FIRST,
Y'ALL, CROSS
YOUR FINGERS.
1565
01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:51,959
A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT.
1566
01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:54,125
WHERE'S ROXANNE?
THE LIFETIME
ACHIEVEMENT AWARD...
1567
01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:56,625
ROXANNE, OUR
AWARD'S COMING UP.
1568
01:10:56,625 --> 01:10:58,667
Emcee:
...A PUBLISHER WITH
OVER 10 MAGAZINES
1569
01:10:58,667 --> 01:10:59,792
IN HIS REPERTOIRE.
1570
01:10:59,792 --> 01:11:01,583
AH, I GOT IT.
1571
01:11:01,583 --> 01:11:03,166
DROPPED MY NAPKIN.
1572
01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:04,625
OKAY, I'M GOING
TO BE SICK.
1573
01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:08,083
Emcee:
...TOUGHER THAN NAILS,
AND WISER THAN SOLOMON.
1574
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:10,667
MR. MALCOLM McGEE.
1575
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,458
GUYS, HE'S NOT HERE.
1576
01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:18,083
I GUESS I SHOULD
GET IT FOR HIM?
1577
01:11:18,083 --> 01:11:19,667
YES, GO!
1578
01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:21,667
YEAH, GO.
1579
01:11:21,667 --> 01:11:23,750
Emcee:
UNFORTUNATELY, MALCOLM
CAN'T BE WITH US TONIGHT.
1580
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,166
BUT HE'S ASKED
THAT HIS COLLEAGUE
1581
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:27,834
AND VICE-PRESIDENT,
IAN GRAY,
1582
01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:29,750
ACCEPT THE AWARD
ON HIS BEHALF.
1583
01:11:29,750 --> 01:11:31,500
[ Applause ]
1584
01:11:39,083 --> 01:11:40,500
WAIT, PIPPA,
DON'T GO.
1585
01:11:48,750 --> 01:11:49,583
PIPPA.
1586
01:11:52,709 --> 01:11:53,709
PIPPA, I'M SORRY.
1587
01:11:53,709 --> 01:11:55,125
I HAD NO IDEA--
IT'S FINE.
1588
01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:56,583
IT'S NOT FINE.
ALL RIGHT?
1589
01:11:56,583 --> 01:11:59,166
IT'S NOT FAIR.
IT'S NOT FINE.
1590
01:12:02,709 --> 01:12:05,000
COME ON, AT LEAST LET
ME DRIVE YOU HOME.
1591
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,709
I'M NOT GOING HOME.
1592
01:12:06,709 --> 01:12:08,709
KEEP ON RUNNING, HUH?
1593
01:12:08,709 --> 01:12:10,542
DON'T YOU EVER GET TIRED?
IT'S CALLED LIVING, IAN.
1594
01:12:10,542 --> 01:12:11,875
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
SAY YOU'RE AN EXPERT.
1595
01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:13,625
LIVING? WHAT?
1596
01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:15,041
BUNGEE-JUMPING
OFF SOME CLIFF?
1597
01:12:15,041 --> 01:12:16,750
RUNNING AROUND WITH
SOME RANDOM GUY
1598
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,333
WHO'S NOT WORTH A
MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?
1599
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:20,959
YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME.
BULLSHIT.
1600
01:12:20,959 --> 01:12:22,792
I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T
TALK TO YOUR FATHER.
1601
01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:25,333
I KNOW THAT YOU
MISS YOUR MOTHER.
1602
01:12:25,333 --> 01:12:26,792
I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK
LIKE WHEN YOU KISS
1603
01:12:26,792 --> 01:12:28,208
AND I KNOW THAT
YOU HAVE NEVER,
1604
01:12:28,208 --> 01:12:31,083
EVER DATED SOMEONE
THAT MATTERS TO YOU.
1605
01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:32,959
YOU THINK YOU
MATTER TO ME?
1606
01:12:32,959 --> 01:12:35,291
HEY, HEY,
DON'T DO THIS.
WHY NOT?
1607
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,542
I HEARD YOU
TALKING TO JACKMAN.
1608
01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:39,750
SELLING OUT MY DAD
BEHIND HIS BACK.
1609
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:41,417
TELLING ME I COULD
MAKE IT WORK,
1610
01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:43,583
BUT THEN ASSUMING THAT
I'M GOING TO FAIL.
1611
01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:46,000
WELL CONGRATULATIONS,
IT WORKED.
1612
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,667
BUT WHAT DO
YOU HAVE LEFT?
1613
01:12:47,667 --> 01:12:50,291
SOME EX-WIFE THAT
YOU CAN'T SEEM
TO BREAK UP WITH.
1614
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:53,041
THE DREAM OF SOME
SAILBOAT THAT YOU
PUT IN STORAGE?
1615
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,000
ACCEPTING AWARDS FOR
OTHER PEOPLES' VISION?
1616
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,166
THAT'S NOT LIVING.
1617
01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,250
THAT'S PATHETIC.
1618
01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:12,792
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
1619
01:13:14,291 --> 01:13:16,125
THAT'S BARELY
WORTH MENTIONING.
1620
01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:17,458
MUST NOT BE IMPORTANT
1621
01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:19,083
IF YOU GOT IAN GRAY
TO ACCEPT IT FOR YOU.
1622
01:13:19,083 --> 01:13:21,000
WELL, I'VE WORKED
WITH IAN FOR YEARS.
1623
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,750
I'M HIS MENTOR.
1624
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,458
AND I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.
1625
01:13:24,458 --> 01:13:26,125
DOESN'T REALLY COUNT
FOR MUCH, DOES IT?
1626
01:13:26,125 --> 01:13:28,166
I DIDN'T MATTER
TO YOU AS A KID.
1627
01:13:28,166 --> 01:13:29,375
I DIDN'T MATTER TO
YOU AS A TEENAGER.
1628
01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:31,333
"AND BY THE WAY, PHILIPPA,
YOUR MOM DIED LAST NIGHT."
1629
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:33,041
YOU'RE TOO BUSY
TO LET ME KNOW.
1630
01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:36,917
LOOK, I WANTED TO
TELL YOU IN PERSON.
1631
01:13:36,917 --> 01:13:38,583
WELL, I'M HERE NOW.
1632
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:41,291
I'M LIVING WITH YOU
IN THIS... MUSEUM.
1633
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:46,834
I'M 29 YEARS OLD AND I'M
PUTTING MY LIFE ON HOLD,
1634
01:13:46,834 --> 01:13:48,208
TRYING TO MAKE
YOU PROUD OF ME.
1635
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:50,834
WHAT A WASTE.
1636
01:13:53,792 --> 01:13:56,291
YOU KNOW, IAN'S WORKING WITH
JACKMAN BEHIND YOUR BACK.
1637
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:59,208
HE'S NEGOTIATING THE
INEVITABLE TAKEOVER.
1638
01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:01,000
IT'S PRACTICALLY OEDIPAL.
1639
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000
WAIT A MINUTE. IT'S
NOT BEHIND MY BACK.
1640
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,834
WHAT?
1641
01:14:05,834 --> 01:14:07,959
IT'S NOT A TAKEOVER.
1642
01:14:07,959 --> 01:14:09,458
I'M SELLING.
1643
01:14:09,458 --> 01:14:11,041
AND I ASKED IAN TO
HANDLE IT FOR ME.
1644
01:14:15,083 --> 01:14:16,333
YOU GOT IAN TO
DO IT FOR YOU?
1645
01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:20,333
DID YOU EVER THINK OF
LETTING ME KNOW, DAD?
1646
01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,750
I HOPE YOU PUT THAT
AWARD ON YOUR MANTELPIECE,
1647
01:14:28,750 --> 01:14:30,709
AND I HOPE YOU SHINE IT
AND LOOK AT IT EVERY DAY.
1648
01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,500
'CAUSE IT'S ALL
YOU GOT LEFT.
1649
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:44,083
SO WHERE WAS I?
Man:
YOU WERE ON THE PART
1650
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,208
ABOUT YOU BEING
A THOUGHTLESS PIECE OF SHIT.
RIGHT.
1651
01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:47,333
THANK YOU.
ANYTIME.
1652
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,875
ALL RIGHT, SO
THEN I SAY,
1653
01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:51,250
"OBVIOUSLY, MY INABILITY TO
COMMUNICATE WITH MY FATHER
1654
01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:53,041
HAS AFFECTED BOTH MY
PROFESSIONAL JUDGMENT
1655
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:54,083
AND MY PERSONAL
BEHAVIOR."
1656
01:14:54,083 --> 01:14:55,208
RUN-ON SENTENCE.
1657
01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:58,333
"AND THEREFORE, I HAVE
DECIDED TO REMOVE MYSELF
1658
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:00,333
FROM THE EDITORIAL MASTHEAD
BEFORE I DO ANY MORE DAMAGE."
1659
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,333
YOU CAN'T START A
SENTENCE WITH "AND".
1660
01:15:02,333 --> 01:15:04,208
LOOK, COULD YOU JUST NOD?
1661
01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:05,625
OR SMILE?
[ Chuckling ]
1662
01:15:05,625 --> 01:15:07,959
LADY, YOU'RE WRITING A
LETTER OF RESIGNATION
1663
01:15:07,959 --> 01:15:09,709
TO A GUY YOU'RE
CLEARLY HOT FOR.
1664
01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:13,041
LOOK, THIS GUY WOULD
NOT TOUCH ME WITH
A 10-FOOT POLE.
1665
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:14,250
YOU SURE?
1666
01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,291
I MEAN, IF HE'S THE ONE.
1667
01:15:15,291 --> 01:15:17,208
EVEN IF HE WAS SOMEONE--
1668
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:20,041
SOMEONE, THE ONE,
SAME DAMN THING.
1669
01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:22,583
LISTEN, GET OUT
OF HERE, OKAY?
1670
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,208
GO SHOW THIS GUY WITH
THE 10-FOOT POLE
1671
01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:26,000
THAT YOU MEAN
BUSINESS.
1672
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,041
YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS
BUT YOU'RE CREATIVE.
1673
01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:28,917
FIGURE IT OUT.
1674
01:15:33,166 --> 01:15:37,208
[ Music playing ]
1675
01:15:37,208 --> 01:15:39,417
[ Knocking ]
IAN?
1676
01:15:39,417 --> 01:15:41,750
[ Music playing ]
1677
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,375
IAN?
1678
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:52,000
[ Music playing ]
1679
01:16:09,417 --> 01:16:11,000
[ Dinging of
bicycle bell ]
1680
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:13,750
[ Music playing ]
1681
01:16:20,125 --> 01:16:21,291
IAN?
1682
01:16:21,291 --> 01:16:24,083
[ Music playing ]
1683
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:54,208
IAN, IT'S ME. I
DON'T KNOW HOW TO
SAY I'M SORRY, BUT...
1684
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:56,041
I'M GOING TO TRY.
1685
01:16:56,041 --> 01:16:57,000
OKAY.
1686
01:16:59,166 --> 01:17:01,083
PHILIPPA.
1687
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,291
JESUS, DAD.
1688
01:17:02,291 --> 01:17:03,333
YOU'RE FIRED.
1689
01:17:05,041 --> 01:17:06,125
WHAT?
1690
01:17:06,125 --> 01:17:07,959
YOU DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS.
1691
01:17:07,959 --> 01:17:11,333
YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN
A WEDDING MAGAZINE
1692
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,000
FOR A COMPANY THAT
IS FALLING APART.
1693
01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:16,583
I DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
1694
01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:18,375
OF COURSE YOU
DON'T BECAUSE
I DIDN'T TELL YOU.
1695
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:21,542
HOW DO I SAY TO MY--
1696
01:17:21,542 --> 01:17:22,875
MY DAUGHTER
THAT I'M TIRED?
1697
01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:28,291
AND THAT I HAVE
SPENT 35 YEARS
BUILDING A COMPANY,
1698
01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:30,291
NEGLECTING
YOUR MOTHER,
NEGLECTING YOU.
1699
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,875
AND THAT I'M JUST
GOING TO LET IT GO...
1700
01:17:34,542 --> 01:17:37,000
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
1701
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,041
AND OF COURSE,
INSTEAD OF ASKING
YOU TO FORGIVE ME...
1702
01:17:40,417 --> 01:17:41,834
I KEPT YOU
IN THE DARK.
1703
01:17:43,208 --> 01:17:44,208
WHY?
1704
01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:49,041
I DON'T KNOW HOW
TO TELL YOU THINGS.
1705
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,917
I'VE BEEN SO
HARD ON YOU.
1706
01:17:55,875 --> 01:17:57,875
DAD. IT'S OKAY.
IT'S-- IT'S
NOT OKAY.
1707
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,458
LIFE'S SO SHORT.
1708
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:05,417
AND YOU ARE SO...
1709
01:18:08,166 --> 01:18:09,542
REMARKABLE.
1710
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:12,875
SO, PIPPA,
PLEASE...
1711
01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:16,583
GET OUT. GET
OUT OF HERE.
1712
01:18:16,583 --> 01:18:18,291
FIND SOMETHING
THAT YOU LOVE.
1713
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:20,917
YOU CALLED ME PIPPA.
1714
01:18:28,166 --> 01:18:29,583
I'M TURNING IT
ALL OVER TOMORROW.
1715
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,166
SO THAT'S IT?
IT'S OVER?
1716
01:18:35,166 --> 01:18:38,458
OH, I'LL STAY ON
AS CHAIR FOR A... YOU
KNOW, A FEW MONTHS,
1717
01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:39,625
DURING THE
TRANSITION.
1718
01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,125
[ Sighing ]
1719
01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:48,625
DAD, I WANT
THE LAST ISSUE.
1720
01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:51,625
MY GOD. ARE YOU SURE?
1721
01:18:53,458 --> 01:18:54,625
IT'S WHAT I REALLY WANT.
1722
01:18:54,625 --> 01:18:56,917
[ Music playing ]
1723
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:16,250
LULU, IF WE MAKE A
DONATION TO YOUR CLINIC,
1724
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:18,125
WILL YOU DESIGN A
DRESS FOR THE COVER?
1725
01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:20,125
Lulu [ On phone ]:
I-- I don't know
how to design a dress.
1726
01:19:20,125 --> 01:19:21,542
YEAH, YOU'RE
A VISUAL PERSON.
1727
01:19:21,542 --> 01:19:24,166
YOU KNOW, UM, THE BIG
WHITE DRESS YOU'RE
ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT,
1728
01:19:24,166 --> 01:19:26,375
although, frankly,
I'm thinking pink.
REALLY?
1729
01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:27,667
ANYTHING I WANT?
1730
01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:29,333
PIPPA, I'VE GOT
FIVE COUPLES
1731
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:31,333
FOR YOUR GAY
MARRIAGE STORY.
1732
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:32,792
IT IS YOUR GAY
MARRIAGE STORY.
1733
01:19:32,792 --> 01:19:34,458
ASSUMING YOU'RE
WILLING TO WRITE IT.
1734
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:36,500
Frank: OH, WICKED!
OKAY, LEE, DESIGN
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
1735
01:19:36,500 --> 01:19:38,166
GO CRAZY.
SURPRISE ME.
1736
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:40,041
GREAT. GUYS,
GUESS WHAT?
1737
01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:41,417
JOHN IRVING
SAID, "YES."
1738
01:19:41,417 --> 01:19:43,041
HE'LL WRITE A PIECE ON
MARRIAGE IN TWO DAYS.
1739
01:19:43,041 --> 01:19:44,834
IF I MANAGE HIS
STOCKS FOR A YEAR.
1740
01:19:44,834 --> 01:19:47,250
JUST CALL ME
THE RAINMAKER.
OH, MY GOD!
1741
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,208
I'LL BE YOUR
BRIDESMAID.
1742
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:50,333
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DO THIS.
1743
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:51,959
YES, YOU DO.
1744
01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:53,458
"DEAR 'WEDDING BELLS',
MY FRIENDS TELL ME
1745
01:19:53,458 --> 01:19:54,667
THAT I HAVE
PETER PAN SYNDROME,
1746
01:19:54,667 --> 01:19:56,291
THAT I'M AFRAID
TO GROW UP.
1747
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,709
WILL COMMITTING
TO SOMEONE I LOVE
1748
01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:58,750
MAKE THIS BETTER OR WORSE?
1749
01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:01,250
SIGNED, 29 FOREVER."
1750
01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:02,291
WAIT A SECOND.
1751
01:20:02,291 --> 01:20:03,750
DOES IAN KNOW
ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
1752
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:05,333
NO, IT'S A SURPRISE.
1753
01:20:05,333 --> 01:20:07,667
KIND OF LIKE YOU UNDER
THE TABLE AT THE AWARDS
WAS A SURPRISE.
1754
01:20:09,542 --> 01:20:13,166
"DEAR 29 FOREVER."
1755
01:20:13,166 --> 01:20:15,375
"DEAR READERS,
BIRDS DO IT.
1756
01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:16,959
BEES DO IT.
1757
01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:19,542
MY BEST FRIEND ON THE
COVER CLEARLY DOES IT.
1758
01:20:19,542 --> 01:20:21,041
WE SHOULD ALL BE SO
LUCKY AS TO DO IT.
1759
01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:24,667
SO? LET'S DO IT RIGHT.
1760
01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:27,041
LET'S FALL IN LOVE.
1761
01:20:27,041 --> 01:20:30,291
YOU WANT HOTHOUSE FLOWERS
AND BLUSHER VEILS?
1762
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,542
VEGAS, WITH ELVIS
AS YOUR WITNESS?
1763
01:20:32,542 --> 01:20:34,333
YOU WANT TO TIE
THE KNOT AT 90?
1764
01:20:34,333 --> 01:20:36,667
HAVE A BABY WITH
YOUR BEST FRIEND?
1765
01:20:36,667 --> 01:20:38,709
LIVE ALONE,
LIVE TOGETHER?
1766
01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:41,333
TAKE A LOVER,
WED A PARTNER?
1767
01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:42,542
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
1768
01:20:42,542 --> 01:20:44,750
AND I PROMISE YOU,
1769
01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,250
IF YOUR CHOICE
HAS SUBSTANCE,
1770
01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,291
IT'S GOING
TO HAVE STYLE.
1771
01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:49,583
STOP WORRYING
ABOUT SILVERWARE,
1772
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,417
AND START THINKING
ABOUT PASSION.
1773
01:20:51,417 --> 01:20:53,792
AND I'M NOT JUST
TALKING LUST.
1774
01:20:53,792 --> 01:20:56,834
PASSION IS GIVING
SOMETHING YOUR
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
1775
01:20:56,834 --> 01:20:59,625
IT'S SOMEONE WANTING
TO KNOW YOUR BEST
MOMENTS AND YOUR WORST.
1776
01:20:59,625 --> 01:21:02,709
IT'S SOMEONE YOU DELIGHT,
JUST BY BEING YOURSELF.
1777
01:21:02,709 --> 01:21:04,417
IT JUST HAS TO BE REAL.
1778
01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,417
[ Cheering ]
1779
01:21:06,417 --> 01:21:07,834
AND IF IT IS,
1780
01:21:07,834 --> 01:21:09,375
YOU'LL BE SO BUSY
FALLING IN LOVE,
1781
01:21:09,375 --> 01:21:11,375
YOU WON'T NOTICE
ANYTHING ELSE.
1782
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:12,375
HAPPY SPRING.
1783
01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,542
LOVE, PIPPA."
WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING?
1784
01:21:14,542 --> 01:21:15,709
I LOOK GORGEOUS.
1785
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:16,792
I'LL BE ON
YOUR NEXT COVER.
1786
01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:18,375
OH, SWEETIE, OH,
CONGRATULATIONS.
1787
01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:20,166
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
Roxanne:
MISS McGEE.
1788
01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:22,750
IT WOULD BE SO
EASY TO HATE YOU.
1789
01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:25,291
BUT IT'S SELLING OFF
THE GODDAMN SHELVES.
1790
01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:26,709
OH MY GOD,
IT'S AMAZING.
1791
01:21:26,709 --> 01:21:28,834
THEY'VE GOT
INTERVIEWS--
I'VE GOT FANS.
1792
01:21:28,834 --> 01:21:30,417
"ROXANNE PERDUE'S
COLUMN, 'TOUGH LOVE',
1793
01:21:30,417 --> 01:21:31,625
IS A REFRESHING DELIGHT."
1794
01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:32,792
UH, PIPPA?
1795
01:21:34,291 --> 01:21:35,125
HEY.
1796
01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:37,625
CONGRATULATIONS.
1797
01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:41,792
I, UH, WANTED
TO COME BY.
1798
01:21:43,709 --> 01:21:44,792
HOW'S SYDNEY?
1799
01:21:46,250 --> 01:21:47,125
WELL, THAT'S THE THING...
1800
01:21:48,792 --> 01:21:50,375
SHE'S A NICE GIRL.
1801
01:21:50,375 --> 01:21:52,125
UM, SHE'S CRAZY.
1802
01:21:52,125 --> 01:21:53,709
[ Chuckling ]
SHE'S FUN.
1803
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:55,417
SHE MIGHT MAKE
YOU HAPPY.
1804
01:21:55,417 --> 01:21:56,542
YOU THINK?
1805
01:21:56,542 --> 01:21:57,625
IT'S WORTH A TRY.
1806
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,166
Roxanne:
ALL RIGHTY. WE'VE
GOT INTERVIEWS.
1807
01:22:10,166 --> 01:22:11,333
ACTUALLY, YOU
GUYS, I GOT TO GO.
1808
01:22:11,333 --> 01:22:12,375
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
1809
01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:14,375
Pippa:
IT'S KIND OF
ABOUT A GUY.
1810
01:22:14,375 --> 01:22:15,417
[ Chattering ]
1811
01:22:15,417 --> 01:22:16,542
Roxanne:
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
1812
01:22:16,542 --> 01:22:17,542
HEAVEN CAN WAIT.
1813
01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,291
OH, NO IT CAN'T.
1814
01:22:19,291 --> 01:22:21,458
Women:
PIPPA. PIPPA, WAIT!
1815
01:22:21,458 --> 01:22:22,458
[ Mixed shouts ]
1816
01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:28,750
Woman:
WAIT, WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1817
01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:29,750
Frank:
AN ANTIQUE STORE.
1818
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:31,542
Pippa:
IT'S A LONG STORY.
1819
01:22:31,542 --> 01:22:32,709
I'VE COME ABOUT A BED.
1820
01:22:32,709 --> 01:22:33,792
SINGLE, DOUBLE, IRON... ?
1821
01:22:33,792 --> 01:22:34,959
Jane: PINE.
Rachel: DOUBLE.
1822
01:22:34,959 --> 01:22:36,333
IT'S GOT LIKE THESE
SPINDLY THINGS,
1823
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:37,625
IT'S GOT A VERY
FIRM MATTRESS.
1824
01:22:37,625 --> 01:22:39,500
Jane:
IT'S FOR A GUY.
IT'S FOR A VERY SPECIFIC GUY.
1825
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:40,750
IT'S A PRESENT.
1826
01:22:40,750 --> 01:22:42,500
LOOK, BUDDY, I WILL
GIVE YOU A FREE AD
IN "WEDDING BELLS".
1827
01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,417
WHAT? FRANK!
1828
01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:44,625
SOLD IT.
1829
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:45,709
[ Shouts of
disappointment ]
1830
01:22:46,959 --> 01:22:48,208
Woman:
[ Whispering ]
GO, PIP. GO, PIP.
1831
01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:51,208
I CAN'T DO IT.
1832
01:22:51,208 --> 01:22:52,166
[ Shouts of encouragement ]
1833
01:22:57,208 --> 01:22:59,208
♪ ONE STEP AT A TIME ♪
1834
01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:01,250
♪ ONE JUMP AT A TIME ♪
1835
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:03,250
♪ ONE JUMP AT A TIME ♪
1836
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,500
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
1837
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:05,750
[ Music playing ]
1838
01:23:15,542 --> 01:23:16,834
Roxanne:
FORGET HIM.
1839
01:23:16,834 --> 01:23:18,667
YOU'RE YOUNG,
YOU'RE CUTE.
1840
01:23:18,667 --> 01:23:19,792
YOU'LL BE FINE.
1841
01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:21,542
CALL ME WHEN
YOU HIT 40.
1842
01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:22,709
I'M ALMOST 40.
1843
01:23:22,709 --> 01:23:23,875
YOU'RE 29.
1844
01:23:23,875 --> 01:23:25,792
BOO-FUCKING-HOO.
IT GETS WORSE.
1845
01:23:25,792 --> 01:23:27,333
JUST WITH BETTER CLOTHES.
1846
01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:28,917
ROXANNE, I STILL
THINK THAT SHE
SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
1847
01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:30,250
Pippa:
HE'S FINE,
HE'S GOOD,
1848
01:23:30,250 --> 01:23:31,625
HE'S WITH A
VERY NICE WOMAN,
1849
01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:32,917
WHO SAVES LIVES.
1850
01:23:34,583 --> 01:23:37,250
HELLO,
CIRQUE DE SOLEIL HERE.
1851
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:38,917
Pippa:
I TALKED
TO JACKMAN.
1852
01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:39,959
THEY'RE KEEPING
THE MAGAZINE.
1853
01:23:39,959 --> 01:23:41,083
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1854
01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:43,000
Roxanne:
SO, WHAT ARE
YOU GOING TO DO?
1855
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:44,750
Pippa:
I QUIT. I'M GOING
TO WRITE A BOOK.
1856
01:23:44,750 --> 01:23:46,583
ADVENTURE TRAVEL
FOR THE SINGLE WOMAN.
1857
01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:54,542
I DON'T WANT A NEW BOSS.
1858
01:23:54,542 --> 01:23:55,959
ROXANNE'S GOING TO BE
AN EXCELLENT EDITOR.
1859
01:23:55,959 --> 01:23:57,458
I MEAN, SHE'S SMART,
SHE'S FAIR,
1860
01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:58,542
SHE KNOWS
THE BUSINESS.
[ Gasping ]
1861
01:23:58,542 --> 01:24:00,417
PIPPA.
1862
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:04,083
HEY, I WAS SIPPING.
1863
01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:06,041
SHUT IT, LADY, YOU GOT
FRUIT IN YOUR WOMB.
1864
01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:08,250
PIPPA, I REALLY
STILL THINK YOU
SHOULD TALK TO HIM.
1865
01:24:10,542 --> 01:24:12,291
Lulu:
OH, SWEETIE.
OH...
1866
01:24:13,792 --> 01:24:15,542
HE'S GOING
TO CALL YOU.
1867
01:24:15,542 --> 01:24:16,417
Rachel:
I DON'T KNOW.
1868
01:24:18,792 --> 01:24:20,458
SWEETIE. IT'S OKAY.
1869
01:24:21,542 --> 01:24:22,959
NO.
1870
01:24:22,959 --> 01:24:24,625
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1871
01:24:24,625 --> 01:24:25,959
I'M FINE.
1872
01:24:25,959 --> 01:24:30,291
[ Music playing ]
1873
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,583
[ Ignition of engine ]
1874
01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:45,500
[ Music playing ]
1875
01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,041
[ Sighing ]
1876
01:25:40,542 --> 01:25:41,375
[ Splashing of water ]
1877
01:25:44,792 --> 01:25:47,583
[ Music playing ]
1878
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:55,834
[ Chuckles ]
OH, MY GOD.
1879
01:25:55,834 --> 01:25:58,041
[ Music playing ]
1880
01:25:58,041 --> 01:26:00,041
Ian:
I READ YOUR EDITORIAL.
1881
01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:02,959
THE WHOLE MAGAZINE,
IT'S-- IT'S AMAZING.
1882
01:26:02,959 --> 01:26:04,834
I HEAR THEY'RE
SAVING IT.
1883
01:26:04,834 --> 01:26:06,041
SO YOU WENT SAILING?
1884
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:10,000
YOUR DAD SAID YOU
WERE AT THE LAKE.
1885
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:11,709
THOUGHT I'D
GIVE IT A TRY.
1886
01:26:11,709 --> 01:26:14,083
[ Music playing ]
1887
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,625
THAT BED WAS SOLD.
1888
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:28,875
YEAH.
1889
01:26:28,875 --> 01:26:30,458
TO ME, FOR YOU.
1890
01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,917
PIPPA, IT DIDN'T WORK
WITH HER THE FIRST TIME.
1891
01:26:37,542 --> 01:26:39,041
AND I'M IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1892
01:26:41,417 --> 01:26:42,709
SO ARE... ARE YOU
ON THE REBOUND?
1893
01:26:42,709 --> 01:26:44,083
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN COMPETE
1894
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,917
WITH SOME SUPER-HERO
SURGEON PERSON.
1895
01:26:45,917 --> 01:26:46,959
WHAT?
1896
01:26:46,959 --> 01:26:48,750
YOU DON'T LISTEN, DO YOU?
1897
01:26:48,750 --> 01:26:49,917
EVER.
1898
01:26:49,917 --> 01:26:51,041
[ Chuckling ]
1899
01:26:51,041 --> 01:26:52,417
I'M JUST SAYING.
1900
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:53,834
IT'S OKAY.
FORGET IT.
1901
01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:56,792
I MEAN, I SAILED
ALL THIS WAY
BUT WHATEVER.
1902
01:26:56,792 --> 01:26:58,667
DON'T LEAVE.
CAN'T HEAR YOU.
1903
01:26:58,667 --> 01:26:59,792
PLEASE.
1904
01:26:59,792 --> 01:27:00,583
DON'T LEAVE.
1905
01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:03,959
[ Chuckling ]
OKAY.
1906
01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:06,625
I LIKE YOU TOO.
1907
01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:11,625
FINALLY.
1908
01:27:11,625 --> 01:27:12,750
[ Giggling ]
1909
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:15,166
[ Music playing ]
1910
01:27:23,542 --> 01:27:24,875
[ Giggling ]
1911
01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:26,792
[ Music playing ]
1912
01:27:53,667 --> 01:27:54,667
YOU'RE STILL HERE.
1913
01:28:08,959 --> 01:28:15,542
[ Music playing ]
1914
01:28:21,834 --> 01:28:22,959
♪ HEY ♪
1915
01:28:22,959 --> 01:28:25,375
[ Music playing ]
1916
01:28:31,166 --> 01:28:33,875
♪ DO I, DO I ♪
1917
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:34,959
♪ INTIMIDATE YOU? ♪
1918
01:28:34,959 --> 01:28:37,291
♪ DO I, DO I ♪
1919
01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:38,959
I'D LIKE TO
FINISH BY SAYING,
1920
01:28:38,959 --> 01:28:42,000
MY DARLING, DARLING
LULU HAS MOVED FROM
THE HURLY-BURLY
1921
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,208
OF THE CHAISE-LOUNGE
1922
01:28:43,208 --> 01:28:45,709
TO THE DEEP, DEEP PEACE
OF THE DOUBLE BED.
1923
01:28:45,709 --> 01:28:47,291
AND I, FOR ONE,
DRINK TO THAT.
1924
01:28:47,291 --> 01:28:48,792
Woman:
CHEERS.
Man: BOTTOMS UP.
1925
01:28:48,792 --> 01:28:51,000
♪ DO IT FOR ME ♪
1926
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:52,834
TO LUKE AND LULU.
1927
01:28:52,834 --> 01:28:53,917
All:
TO LUKE AND LULU.
1928
01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:54,959
TO LUKE AND LULU.
1929
01:28:54,959 --> 01:28:56,542
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS
UP IN THE AIR ♪
1930
01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:59,417
IT'S A DARK CHOCOLATE,
CALLEBAUT TRUFFLE FONDANT
1931
01:28:59,417 --> 01:29:01,959
AND A BUTTER
CREAM FROSTING.
UH-HUH.
1932
01:29:04,083 --> 01:29:06,250
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ♪
1933
01:29:06,250 --> 01:29:07,709
WHEN I THREW IT,
1934
01:29:07,709 --> 01:29:09,083
IF YOU JUST GET
AT IT WITH A
45-DEGREE ANGLE,
1935
01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:10,166
RIGHT HERE.
1936
01:29:10,166 --> 01:29:12,083
Lulu:
HEY, GUYS, READY?
1937
01:29:12,083 --> 01:29:14,750
OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE.
1938
01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:16,250
Women:
[ Shouting ]
1939
01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:17,333
JANE, YOU'RE
ALREADY MARRIED.
1940
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:18,583
GIVE IT TO RACHAEL.
1941
01:29:18,583 --> 01:29:20,166
I KNOW. I'M
JUST MAKING
SURE SHE GOT IT.
1942
01:29:20,166 --> 01:29:21,125
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1943
01:29:21,125 --> 01:29:22,041
Others:
YAY, RACHAEL!
1944
01:29:22,041 --> 01:29:26,250
[ Music playing ]
1945
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:30,000
♪ FOLLOW WHAT FEELS
LIKE HAPPINESS ♪
1946
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,208
♪ I KNOW, I KNOW ♪
1947
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:35,750
♪ HEARTACHE EXISTS
I KNOW, I KNOW ♪
1948
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:37,542
♪ I'LL LOVE AGAIN ♪
1949
01:29:38,959 --> 01:29:41,709
♪ I'LL LET LOVE IN ♪
1950
01:29:41,709 --> 01:29:43,125
♪ YEAH ♪
1951
01:29:43,125 --> 01:29:44,417
Frank:
I LOVE WEDDINGS.
1952
01:29:44,417 --> 01:29:47,458
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR ♪
1953
01:29:47,458 --> 01:29:51,375
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
HOLD ON, NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1954
01:29:51,375 --> 01:29:54,917
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
WE WILL SHARE THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1955
01:29:54,917 --> 01:29:58,917
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
LIFE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1956
01:29:58,917 --> 01:30:01,166
♪ YEAH ♪
1957
01:30:01,166 --> 01:30:02,709
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1958
01:30:02,709 --> 01:30:04,709
♪ YEAH ♪
1959
01:30:04,709 --> 01:30:06,041
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1960
01:30:06,041 --> 01:30:08,166
♪ YEAH ♪
1961
01:30:08,166 --> 01:30:09,959
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1962
01:30:09,959 --> 01:30:11,792
♪ YEAH ♪
1963
01:30:11,792 --> 01:30:13,959
♪ SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1964
01:30:13,959 --> 01:30:16,750
♪ DO I INTIMIDATE ♪
1965
01:30:16,750 --> 01:30:20,500
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR ♪
1966
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:24,000
♪ ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT
HOLD ON, NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1967
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:27,792
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
WE WILL SHARE THE GLOWING SON ♪
1968
01:30:27,792 --> 01:30:31,417
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
LIFE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1969
01:30:31,417 --> 01:30:34,959
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR ♪
1970
01:30:34,959 --> 01:30:38,458
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
HOLD ON, NOT TOO TIGHT ♪
1971
01:30:38,458 --> 01:30:42,208
♪ HEY NOW, HEY NOW
WE WILL SHARE THE GLOWING SUN ♪
1972
01:30:42,208 --> 01:30:46,250
♪ ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
LIFE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1973
01:30:46,250 --> 01:30:50,000
♪ YEAH
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1974
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:53,417
♪ YEAH, SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1975
01:30:53,417 --> 01:30:57,041
♪ YEAH
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1976
01:30:57,041 --> 01:31:01,000
♪ YEAH, SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ♪
1977
01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:11,792
[ Music playing ]
1978
01:31:11,792 --> 01:31:14,500
♪ HEARD ABOUT
THIS GIRL BEFORE ♪
1979
01:31:14,500 --> 01:31:17,542
♪ WHAT HAPPENED TO HER,
I'M NOT SURE ♪
1980
01:31:17,542 --> 01:31:20,333
♪ SHE COULD NEVER
FIND REAL LOVE ♪
1981
01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:23,417
♪ SHE'S JUST A
CONSTANT LOVER ♪
1982
01:31:23,417 --> 01:31:27,458
♪ AND WHEN YOU
FIND THE TIME ♪
1983
01:31:27,458 --> 01:31:32,041
♪ WHEN HE'S JUST LIVIN'
OFF OF SOMEONE ELSE ♪
1984
01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:38,959
♪ CITY LIGHTS, MY DEAR ♪
1985
01:31:38,959 --> 01:31:44,125
♪ ARE LOOKING OH-SO-PRETTY
FROM THAT HILL ♪
1986
01:31:44,125 --> 01:31:46,458
♪ SHE GOES OOH ♪
1987
01:31:46,458 --> 01:31:49,583
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
1988
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:52,458
♪ AND THESE VOICES
IN MY HEAD ♪
1989
01:31:52,458 --> 01:31:55,208
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
1990
01:31:55,208 --> 01:31:58,250
♪ THEY TOLD ME
I WOULD END UP DEAD ♪
1991
01:31:58,250 --> 01:32:01,250
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
1992
01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:03,709
♪ IF I FELL ASLEEP WITH YOU ♪
1993
01:32:04,917 --> 01:32:07,917
♪ WHAT COULD I DO? ♪
1994
01:32:09,959 --> 01:32:12,709
♪ WHILE HE'S PLAYING
HIS GUITAR ♪
1995
01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:15,875
♪ SHE KNOWS THE SONGS
AND HE'LL GET FAR ♪
1996
01:32:15,875 --> 01:32:18,750
♪ GIRL, KEEP YOUR BEAUTY ♪
1997
01:32:18,750 --> 01:32:21,542
♪ THEY SAY THAT'S
YOUR DUTY ♪
1998
01:32:21,542 --> 01:32:25,625
♪ AND WHEN IT
JUST AIN'T GOOD ♪
1999
01:32:25,625 --> 01:32:29,959
♪ AND YOU DON'T WANT
HIS KISSES ANY MORE ♪
2000
01:32:33,125 --> 01:32:37,041
♪ DON'T BE A RAG DOLL, DEAR ♪
2001
01:32:37,041 --> 01:32:39,792
♪ 'CAUSE HE'LL JUST
KEEP YOU HANGIN' ♪
2002
01:32:39,792 --> 01:32:42,291
♪ FROM THAT WALL ♪
2003
01:32:42,291 --> 01:32:44,500
♪ AND SHE GOES OOH ♪
2004
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:47,542
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
2005
01:32:47,542 --> 01:32:50,458
♪ AND THESE VOICES
IN MY HEAD ♪
2006
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:53,125
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
2007
01:32:53,125 --> 01:32:56,291
♪ THEY TELL ME
I WOULD END UP DEAD ♪
2008
01:32:56,291 --> 01:32:59,125
♪ OOH OOH OOH
OOH OOH OOH ♪
2009
01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:02,458
♪ IF I FELL ASLEEP
WITH YOU ♪
2010
01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:06,083
♪ WHAT COULD I DO? ♪
2011
01:33:06,083 --> 01:33:07,250
♪ HEY ♪
2012
01:33:07,250 --> 01:33:09,458
[ Music playing ]
2013
01:33:18,834 --> 01:33:21,875
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME ♪
2014
01:33:21,875 --> 01:33:24,458
♪ HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪
2015
01:33:24,458 --> 01:33:27,834
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME ♪
2016
01:33:27,834 --> 01:33:30,375
♪ HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪
2017
01:33:30,375 --> 01:33:33,458
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME ♪
2018
01:33:33,458 --> 01:33:36,375
♪ HE'LL COME BACK AGAIN ♪
2019
01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:39,333
♪ SHE LOVED, HE CAME ♪
2020
01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:41,333
♪ HE WON'T COME BACK AGAIN ♪
2021
01:33:41,333 --> 01:33:42,500
♪ YEAH ♪
2022
01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:45,542
[ Music playing ]
2023
01:33:48,834 --> 01:33:51,458
♪ HEARD ABOUT
THIS GIRL BEFORE ♪
2024
01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:54,500
♪ WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
I'M NOT SURE ♪
2025
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:57,291
♪ SHE COULD NEVER
FIND REAL LOVE ♪
2026
01:33:57,291 --> 01:34:00,333
♪ SHE WAS
A CONSTANT LOVER ♪
2027
01:34:00,333 --> 01:34:04,125
♪ AND WHEN IT
JUST AIN'T GOOD ♪
2028
01:34:04,125 --> 01:34:08,500
♪ AND YOU DON'T WANT
HIS KISSES ANY MORE ♪
2029
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:11,583
[ Music playing ]
2030
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:15,542
♪ CITY LIGHTS, MY DEAR ♪
2031
01:34:15,542 --> 01:34:19,542
♪ ARE LOOKING OH-SO-PRETTY
FROM THAT WALL ♪
2032
01:34:19,542 --> 01:34:21,291
[ Music playing ]
2033
01:34:21,291 --> 01:34:22,333
♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
2034
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:26,041
[ Music playing ]
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