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Do we have gas bottles?

Fuck it, they will have gas bottles at the camp.

Are you sure?

Hey, trust me man.

Or I ll drive back and get some.

Word!

Hey Mahesh, watch the six pack.

Yeah, watch it bro.

They re glass made not wood like your head.

You think we don t have enough six packs...

...to fill you up fat pig?

Of course it is not enough, you bonehead.

Hey Mahesh...

Yeah, man.

Do you know when Pinoccio realized he is made of wood?

No, man.

When?

When he started catching fire while jerking off.

Shut up!

I talk!

Howdy, boss.

Howdy, howdy.

What can I do you for?

Traffic check.

You guys are partying, eh?

No, only the others are drinking.

I was sentenced to drive.

Well, well...

Where are you heading with your friends?

Happy Camping.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

If you want to go to Happy Camping...

... turn where it says Happy Camping.

700 meters back and then right.

Jou, we ll do that.

Actually it is well-signposted.

Actually can t miss it.

All clear.

Always watch them signs.

Go on.

Welcome.

Please park your car outside after unpacking.

We ll do.

Have a pleasent stay.

Yeah, bro, that is what we will have.

You also have no reception?

No, I also have no reception.

Hm... what about gas?

I forgot, I go ask right now.

Hey!

You think she needs help?

Maybe, maybe.

Hey!

How is it going?

Why are you interested in how I am doing?

Well, was passing by...

... saw you hitting that pole...

...thought maybe you need help.

Do I look like I need help?

You believe I am asking you for help?

You can impress me...

...and we are wasting a couple of beers...

...looking at the stars ...

...and then you will hit me with your pole.

Couldn t have said it better.

We could skip the stars thing.

We could skip all the other stuff.

Get lost, before I hit a soft part of yours.

There are no gas cylinders here.

Huh, no gas bottles?

You re a camp, you gotta have them.

No bottles. We are outdoors.

There s many fire places here...

...and tons of wood everywhere.

Fire... Wood... Shit.

...but start pitching the tent.

Why is he never using the door.

Orphan.

How is he doing that?

He has got that certain something.

...but I also have something.

Well, but not that special.

Hey, can t you ...

Sorry, have I hurt you?

Yes.

Can I make it up somehow?

If you ask like that...

Well, hottie. You re rocking it.

We can also rock it together.

You really think, you will talk me into something with lines like that?

Not really, that doesn t suit you.

... and what suits me?

Let s find that out together.

Unfortunately I am not here by myself.

Why unfortunately?

Find out.

Fuck, what is happening here?

My head...

I d like to know.

It s not the booze.

Help her!

Wow, what fucked up thing is that?

Dunno what fucked up thing that is.

That was Susi s friend, Georg.

And why has he changed?

The show goes on!

Back! Back!

Shit!!!

Come on, die you pig!!

Wow, she is hot!

Yeah... she is really hot.

We are taking down the tents!

We will keep the tent back there as camp.

You all have weapons?

What about you?

Then get some.

For fuck s sake, what is going on here?

People are mutating... the whole woods is full of them.

Who is going in deeper gets shot.

What s with Jorrun? Anyone seen him?

Me neither! Have you, Mahesh?

Nope, I haven t either.

Shit, I hope he made it.

Hey, help!!! Shit!

Don t just stare like idiots! Do something!!

Is he talking to us, or what?

Of course he is talking to you! Who else is staring like idiots?!

Thank you, boys. I like you.

Hey, hey. I am in a relationship, but he is still free.

Hey, hey, I am getting up.

You guys are nuts, really nuts!

Those two are gay, eh? They are warm brothers for sure!

Ok... first we need a strategy how to get a grip on this whole shit.

True.

Then we have to find out what caused this whole shit.

Yes, you are absolutely right about that.

Yo, Dan. You wanna bootlick her?

Yes... with pleasure!

I have an idea. Mahesh, show me your neck!

Shit idea.

Chill. Look at the others.

They d have a neck spot, too.

Come on over, Fritz!

What... ?

She also has a spot.

Yes, I also have one.

That also confirms my theory why we are all feeling like shitted out.

Right!

Like it or not...

... first we ve got to kill all that is not already dead.

I am surely not killing anyone! I am a pacifist.

Ether you kill them or they kill you... eventually.

I really don t wanna kill anyone.

I got my two gay friends for this kind of action.

What, he is gay?

Yeah, sure!

What happened last night?

Aha, looks like we have someone new in charge.

Do we have a problem with that?

We will see.

Yes, we will.

As long as I don t have to do everything you say.

And make no exceptions! Let s go!

Weird... yeah, we know each other from the orphanage.

Really?

Yes, we do.

And there you gotten all that weird?

No, no... not in the orphanage, but in the KSK

Really? Kreiss Sparbank Kraiburg?

No no, KSK German Special Forces

Ah, ok.

Hey Mahesh, look at that. There is another one.

Yes, it is not doing anything.

It has been running around the whole time.

I have been watching it for a while.

Why wouldn t you wanna kill it anyways?

No, leave it be. It is a vegetarian.

Hm, strange.

Name it, come on.

How are we calling it?

Dunno.

Lisa! Lisa!

Hey Tom, I am doing that!

That is my daughter.

She is not your daughter anymore. She is infected.

How can you be so cold?

She is not alive anymore.

She s not what she once was. OK? Let me do it.

Give her some time.

When she has changed, then... I am doing it.

But if you don t, I ll cut off both your heads, ok?

Yes... OK...

Go ahead!

O Man. Thanks. I owe you.

Hey, my dove! Are you in one piece?

One of them almost bit me.

Thank God they didn t.

Let me see if all parts are still attached.

Yes, take a look.

Yes, yes, oh yes...

Thank God, everything is there.

My God, what sort of freaks are you?

Dan is right. We cannot make any exceptions.

OK, this here is Monika.

Hello, Monika.

And my name is Maxi.

Maxi? And?

Enough, Maxi.

I ll back you, no hands on my dove...

...I ll cut them off and shovel them slowly up their nostrils ...

...one at a time, until they come out of the ass again.

Clear?

Clear.

Right, we cleared the ass thing ...

...can we be serious again. OK?

Because of the stupid talk from before...

...well, where did we stop? Why unfortunately?

My ex...

Your ex?

Then you are divorced?

Yup.

That s our divorce judge.

Broke his neck.

A special sort of divorce.

Oh, I see...

But we came here anyways to break up.

I thought about it for a time...

...was waiting for the right place, time and setting...

...so it s easier, you know?

Yes, yes, it seems to have worked.

I guess you could say that.

Hippie-Pussy.

Hippie-Pussy? Why?

She is a woman, has long hair, looks shredded like a Hippie...

...Hippie-Pussy.

What pussy are you talking about?

There, does she look like a Hippie-Pussy to you or like a Klara?

Clear, an Uschi.

Uschi?

Klara makes me think of schnaps all the time.

Thank you for pitching a tent for my dove and me.

Coffee?

Yes, I need one.

Thank you.

Coffee?

Nope!!!

How about coffee?

Good, here are cups. Get one.

I really would like to know who is watching us the whole time.

Me, too. Do you have a plan?

Yes, let s go deep into the woods and look for the perimeter.

I don t think that s a good idea. They will shoot us.

Yes, but only if we want to flee. But we don t want to.

We just want to take a look. Clear?

Clear.

I am going first.

You are not going anywhere.

Don t you tell me what I have to do, captain.

Hey, hey, hey, don t call me that, ok.

Then don t act like that! I am going in first, man!

Hey, two love birdies. Is there coffee, or what?

It is right there.

Shht!

Don t move!

Put your hand away, or I will hack it off.

O...

Didn t do that on purpose. Only wanted to protect you, OK?

Right, especially them. Why are you here, anyways?

You are welcome, was my pleasure.

I gotta go.

Hey!

I mean, it is none of my business, but what are you doing?

Autopsy.

I hope you will reassemble your toys, doc.

Look, man, know your foe.

That is crazy! Have you found something already?

Well, it looks pretty...well, foul I d say. It also smells like it.

...and bamm!

Well, he is shaking heavily.

...and, was the trip worth it?

We know more now.

Yo, we talking about the same?

Like where the tree-line is?

Stop yakking. I had to protect her.

Yo. Mr. Bodyguard. I can see the tits are still there. Bravo, well done.

What is the result?

The wooden traps are all back in place.

Zombies are all over.

Not that many, but they are there.

Go to far and we re shot.

They want us here on that glade.

Got to go back, maybe there s a way through.

I have already found and checked it.

I will try again this evening.

You will try nothing.

I will do, too.

Let her go if she wants to.

We are stronger as a group.

Maybe she is a good lone wolf.

Don t you think a woman can get out?

Hey, hey, hey, I heard that. Macho!

Very funny.

What the Hell is going on here with you guys?

No! No!

Yes, baby! Good you re back.

Sure...

...you think I will let you have all the fun?

Of course not.

Fun?

You two are not quite right in the head!

You are crazy, you are not cool!

Hey, baby, calm down.

What, you want me to calm down?

Yes, nudge down a gear.

Man, what have I gotten myself into?

Where you at? Happy Camping.

Shut the fuck up!

Stop yelling at me! I am sensitive.

I am not cool like the others! I am a wuss.

Hey, you! Stop yelling at her!

Who started it, she or me, pigeon breeder.

Maybe you are use to that.

Dead people lying around, not me!

First time for me!

Hey, dear...

Don t touch me and leave me alone!

I don t know who grosses me out more, you or those mutants.

Yes, it was a little too much "fun".

Man, you guys are talking about it as if it was soccer.

Would it change anything if we shit our pants?

Yes, man!

You think they would leave us alone if we smelled like doody?

Just great! Thanks Mahesh!

No problem, bro!

It d be worth a try! Not a bad idea!

We have met death before indeed.

I am still dreaming about that grave in Afghanistan.

You remember, how awful the smell was back there?

Hellyeah.

Shit, I haven t smelled anything like that since then.

We didn t know where to hide.

When we found the mass grave,

I guess there were about one thousand dead...

We buried ourselves under the corpses...

...and only wanted to come out,

....when we couldn t hear the Taliban voices any longer...

....but it took forever...

...one day, two days, three days ...

...and the whole time the dead bodies were on top of us.

They came closer and closer...

...they carried very long and very pointy spears...

...and thrust deeper and deeper through the corpses with their spears...

...and you know what saved our asses at the end?

One fart.

That is one grand show!

Mahesh kept on farting until all Taliban where gone.

You guys are so dumb.

And if they haven t died, they are still farting today.

Hey, friends, that was good! Big show.

Broadway! We could go on tour with that.

Stay with me.

I will not leave you alone.

We can t just let her lie here.

Of course we can t!

Stay with me.

She will for sure cha...

Leen! Damn it, where is Leen?

Help!!

Wait up!

What what?

Have you heard something?

Nope!

Help!!

Hello!

There it was again.

Now I have heard it, too.

Help!!

Beneath you! C mon, move!

Help me!

That is hallow!

C mon, move aside!

O God, he is still so young.

Come on! Get out of there, little one!

Hey, don t be afraid. We re not gonna hurt you.

Who are you?

Shht!

I am Dan and that is Leen.

Come on, we have to go before they catch us.

What are you talking about?

You haven t finished them off yet?

No, not all of them!

Come with us!

Yo, love birdies are back!?

I felt bad letting you out of my sight so long.

No need. You can t keep me in your sight anyways.

How s Maxi?

Well, under the circumstances quite ok.

At least he gave her the final grace-shock.

Shit, I am really sorry.

Hey, we have brought you a surprise.

You can come out.

Let me guess, that is Mogli from the Jungle Book, right?

We have found him in the forest, buried in some hole.

When all this started, all ran around crazy...

...me too, until I got hit on the back of my head.

Two guys in black carried me here.

I was in that hole when I woke up.

Mark, my name is Mark.

Hello Mark.

Mark, did you come here with your parents...

...or with a girl friend?

Maybe you guys wanna know if he is a Bayern Munich or 1860 fan?

Are you Bayern or 1860?

Man, guys, leave him alone, OK!

Sit down.

Can you tell me something about those people?

How did they look? Dunno, did something stick out?

Something unusual?

Wow, that s heavy. Look.

That is...

Motherfucker!

Do you actually know what it is?

No.

You have one of these?

Yes.

Hm, that boy could be one of them.

That’s what I thought of you guys.

Of me?

Yes, you were the last coming out of hat wood.

And you?

What about us?

Well maybe you firstly entered that wood! Or maybe you didn’t?

We were in the wood! Ask the others!

Really? They’ve been busy saving their own asses!

Hey, we’re the good guys!

You want me to believe this?

Hey should this thing

Ey, we should think more realistic.

Dude, stop the crap. We re surrounded by Zombies...

...half dead, mutants, by whatever and you re crapping about reality?

Holy shit. That boy is the only lead we have, ok!

He survived and the others didn’t.

Then give the command to the peewee!

I am no peewee!

Maybe he’s a NAZI wanker himself!

I am no NAZI wanker!

Yo, shit coming out your hole all the time.

...the whole time long.

Don’t you fucking get it?

This lead is the only thing we have and we need it!

Instead of blaming the boy and asking him where he s from...

...we ought to think how to deal with this right here.

Dan?

Dan? Say somethinghey?

You chattered so much on him that he scooted.

Watch it or I smack your face in!

You bitch!

Hey stop it!

Twenty on Leen! Who’s with me?

You hear that? Do you?

Save your energy for those mutant asses out there!

Lisa

Lisa what?

My girl friend.

Oh my gosh, he’s found himself a girlfriend!

What the hell? Jealousy, envy, dunno, both?

He’got a girl and you don’t?

I had

He HAD a girl, hard luck, Leen.

She’s not here anymore.

Well where is she?

Let him be, Mahesh!

Really, where are you coming from?

Had to sort out some things.

Please let me know next time your are wandering off, yes?

Is this your first marital crisis?

Shove it, Mahesh! Who did your eye make up?

A girl.

And he’s getting make up on the other eye too if he doesn’t leave the boy alone.

Hey dude, we only had a cool men’s talk about women. Right buddy?

Yes.

Hey Dan, we need a plan.

Trust me and be patient.

Dudes, don’t want to hibernate here.

The noise out of the wood kinda subsided.

Either we release them or the end up eating each other.

You seriously thought of a way to get out oft hat mess?

Sure, you didn’t?

Course I did but you don’t look like it.

Do you think we want to stay long today?

Yes it looks like it. Look at them.

They start to make themselves at home.They got all they need.

A little break...

...booze...

...mutants to train their kicks and back there...

...the girl who does everything they want.

She’s already dead. Help me quick.

She seems tob e alive enough fort hem.

I want to get out of here!

We’ll find a way, ok!

I mean... when you do have a plan, share it please.

What was that?

Our ticket out of here.

Come on guys.

I need you!

Hey, hey what about me?

You’re stay and take care of the fireplace.

Yeah, awesome!

Awesome!

You trapped one of those mutants.

Anotherone.

Look at that one.

Put that thing away or say good night.

Good night.

My time is over.

I’m on the way to my dove.

Jorrun, please!

Present my regards.

Hey!

Ata boy. Come on.

Wakey, wakey!

Yes, there he is!

Well my dear...

...it’s time to sing littlebirdy.

Who are you?

What are you doing?

And mostly, where are you?

You can choose in which order you’re going to answer.

I say nothing.

You can not harm me.

We are everywhere.

You don t know who you are dealing with.

Hey Mahesh...

...hear him out!

It seemed to me as he already had finished his sentence.

Same forme.

I did hear something like a little comma.

Ha, told you.

For me ...

...it was an internally flawless full-stop.

Ok, ok!

You see...

...we’re no grammar masterminds so really.

...really think about where to place your next full-stop.

You’re out of your minds!

You’re as good as dead, because

What? This was a full-stop!

Never! Never!

Hey guys, he said as good as dead, because

There’s clearly something missing!

"Because" is not the proper way to end a sentence.

Isn’t it?

Oh Leen, you’re so well educated.

Is there a full-stop or a comma between a “because” and “then”?

Wait, I’m going to figure that out.

Can you repeat it?

How fucking stupid are you?

Hey, wait.

You’re all going to die!

That’s a full-stop!

And you know why?

Because you’re all going to die is a completed sentence and therefore.

Smug!

...a full stop, no comma.

He is not telling us anything else, that s why you can kill him now.

Ah, ok.

No! No! No!

Comma! Comma! Comma!

That’s how it goes.

If you don’t want us to continue with grammar lessons, simply tell us everything I want to know, ok.

Firstly, what’s your name?

Ach!

Rudolph Harren!

Can I call you Rudi?

Alright, Rudi?

Tell your story...

...and take care of the grammar.

Alright.

We’re developing a special serum...

...and we need living subjects

Comma, comma!

I can not concentrate.

Can I get an aspirin, please?

Dude, we don’t have aspirin.

Keep it up!

I have one...

...inside of my left pocket.

Get it from him.

Not in here!

Left, you black idiot!

Sorry! So sorry! I didn’t mean it.

Hey Mahesh.

Yes.

Did you see this?

This is no an aspirin, right?

It effects you differently!

Am I right?

That’s something made for brainless loyalists only!

Swallow and die, hmm?

Better sacrificing yourself than letting the cat out of the bag.

Am I right, ha?

Hand over the fucking pill!

Hand it fucking over you filthy indian swine!

That clearly was an exclamation mark

...five times.

Ey, that was six times.

Six times you son of a bitch!

Minus one.

Ey, wake up!

Come on.

You can do it, awesome.

He is back with us.

Great you’re back with us, Rudi.

Now we want to know what you’ve got inside your other pocket.

Mahesh!

You’reright hand side.

What’s that stuff?

Ha, he’s going to tell us in no time.

You’re going to tell me, right?

What is this?

It’s the antidote fort he sleeping gas.

The gas they knocked us out with.

Damned fuckers!

You assholes!

You won’t survive this night!

My people are going to save me!

You’re done.

You’re abso fucking lutely screwed!

Full-stop.

They are going to get him.

Yes.

Are you sure Rudi didn’t take the pills?

I can only tell you what I saw.

They bonded and questioned him.

What did he tell them?

Who gives a damned shit?

None of them is going to survive!

Peter, take care oft them.

Why? They’re all drugged.

Fucking hell!

What the fuck!

You’re fit for nothing!

I hope they’re still alive!

You bastards!

You wankers!

You cunts!

You killed Rudi!

You filthy swines!

Did you say anything?

Me? No, I didn’t.

You swiWhy is he awake?

Come on you pig!

Kill them bastards!

I take care oft hem!

Right, come on!

Stop that gas crap!

It’s not effective anyway!

Mahesh left, Jose right side.

Our plan failed.

We should’ve thought oft hat.

The antidote won’t last forever.

No it’s your turn you swine!

Why do you prtotect him?

Which side are you on?

It doesn’t matter on which side I am.

The order was to bring them alive.

Mahesh had to pay fort he tortured Nazi’s death.

Damned! It is enough!

Get off my back!

We need them alive!

No one is going to miss that curry guzzling towel head.

No, let him be!

Leen?

Leen?

Let go of me you bonehead!

The gentleman is awake.

What is this crap?

Crap?

I would more likely call it service to mankind.

Mankind?

If you carry on like that there will be no mankind left!

Why am I hardly surprised to hear...

...such utter nonsense out of your mouth?

Did not history itself teach us again and again...

...how insignificant all of them gruesome wars have been?

Mankind survived them all and still kept on procreating massively.

Well, as you see, your worries are absolutely unsubstantiated.

Besides, it serves to the benefit of mankind and of course...

...like in every war, the unworthy have to be destroyed.

The unworthy?

Mind you telling me what I shall sacrifice myself for?

Ah, now we’re slowly getting to it.

For someone very special.

And who is this very special idiot?

Klaus, please set an example.

The first one is on the house asshole.

You stupid Nazi twat.

After the next insult follows the next finger...

...then the next and the next and so on.

A single word is able to destroy a lot.

One word, one finger.

So be careful selecting your words.

You are one of the chosen ones.

You also are something very special.

What the hell are you talking about?

You are going to make a major contribution.

Or more explicitly...

...you yourself are the contribution.

Contribution to what?

To something great.

You and your friends offer the genetic disposition.

You saw what happened, when we tried to make...

...genetically inappropriate material compatible.

But this shell and the others will provide us with....

...the necessary material we need to keep the Lord of Lords amongst us.

What the heck?

Are you on something like a stupid religious trip?

Hey...

Where are we?

Sleep on.

Believe me, it is better.

Ah, the lady finally is awake.

Klaus wake up the others.

Come on you bastard.

I rip off your head and shit into your throat!

Yes, of course you would like to do that.

Bring him in!

Great!

And who is this abortion?

You cowards.

Let us down and fight like men!

We do not have to fight like men.

We do not have to prove ourselves.

For us it is enough to win.

How we reach our goals does not count.

Well thats what you think.

Come on, let me down!

Of course we will let you down.

Alsuna!

Let her be!

Come on...

...break another one of my fingers...

...but leave her alone.

Who’s screaming that loud?

Where am I?

Klaus...

...prepare them but remove this in advance.

What are you doing to her you fucking wankers?

I will break each of your damned fingers twice...

...you sick asshole!

Really?

Yes, how do you like that?

You cowards!

You ass!

Why do you break two of my fingers?

Becaus I knew you will call me ass.

You fucking Turk!

Dude, Mahesh is from Bombay.

He is Indian, you idiot!

What’s the difference, he?

The Lord of the Lords.

Fuck me fat!

Who ist hat asshole?

Shutup, P. Diddy.

Look at him more closely.

Hmm...?

You’re joking, right?

That frigging moustache.

That lousy sideparting.

Only one man can look that hideous.

Adolf Hitler.

What?

This is Hitler?

Yes, gentlemen.

That is how it goes.

This is our Fuehrer!

And you have the great honor...

...to provide him with your healthy genes.

Hey Adi...

...you didn’t make it in the past...

...and you won’t make it now!

Alsuna...

...the results of the female subject are positive.

The compatibility to our Fuehrer amounts to whole 86 percent.

Stay with the Fuehrer...

...and activate the “collator” immediately!

Let her be!

Leave her alone!

You will not get away with it!

There have been hundreds of people at the clearing.

Someone will look for them.

Someone will find out what you are on about!

Do you really think we are that naiv...

...and did not calculate potential risks?

Do you really think that...

...you and your friends...

...and all of the other people...

...arrived coincidentally at the clearing?

What do you think how long we are experimenting...

...and how many people have already been in our service.

People, carefully selected, brought to the right place ...

...and at the right time.

We know exactly whom we are dealing with...

...Mr. Kies.

I have friends within the secret service.

Oh really?

Are you sure that this people are your friends...

...and not the ones who helped us getting you here?

Silvy!

Bring me the file regarding Mr. Kies and his gang.

Here, the file Kies.

Thank you.

Well...

Thank you,lets see what we got here.

Daniel Kies...

...Mah..hesh Des

Mahesh Desei.

Jorrun Andersen...

Jose Alvarez....

Codename: Four angels for Klara“.

We skip that.

Only the last weeks matter.

Well...

At the dance infiltrated, bla, bla, bla...

Mr. J dot Anderssen compromised, bla, bla...

Hmm...

Anderssen arrested, bla, bla, bla...

Appointment of judge...

...final verdict, bla, bla, bla...

Voucher sent...

...ah yes...

...and day before yesterday...

...bringing the target objects back to the right road.

Full-stop!

Do you really think the secret service wanted to stop us you fool?

On the contrary Mr. Kies.

Almost all of the worldwide secret services are supporting us...

...if not already working with us completely.

If you see the point of it or not...

...alone the medical findings...

...which we received due to the studies of Dr. Josef Mengele...

...himself are the basis of our modern medicine.

Can you imagine the value of our local research?

We are talking about eternal youth!

Do you really think...

...that anyone who knows of our existence...

...rather wants to stop us...

...than profit from our knowledge?

You simpleton!

You, you...

You simpleton!

Oh my god! Damn!

Vamp up the Fuehrer!

Alsuna,hurry!

The Fuehrer is leaking.

I said vamp UP the Fuehrer....

...not vamp the Fuehrer!

You’ll never get away with it!

You don’t believe in the succes?

Well, you’re not the first becoming...

...a moral crusader we have to take care of.

Why do you think Prime Thatcher...

...and President Reagan so suddenly suffered from Alzheimers?

Right!

Talk is cheap.

We want to see...

...what your young healthy genes can do...

...can do for our fountain of youth.

Klaus!

Klaus!

Yes.

Idiots!

What is different about you and your friends?

Why didn’t you mutate and what keeps you alive?

Arrange a toxic image...

...CT, MRT...

...then activate ECG monitoring...

...and administer a double dose of the virus.

Verywell, Alsuna.

We will find out what kind of special specimen you are.

Good morning.

You fucking sissies!

Klaus...

Listen carefully...

Within the next 30 seconds...

...I’m goin to cut off your hands...

...and shove them into your ass.

Bring the Fuehrer to safety!

Operation Caedes will never perish.

Listen you screech owl...

...that’s what they also said about the Titanic.

You know what Klaus?

What?

Five seconds to go!

The Nazi salute got boned.

Leen?

Are you ok?

Hey!

Are you alright?

We don’t have time to celebrate our reunion.

This is Egon?

Every thing’s alright?

Egon!

Egon?

My ex.

Seems like he got over you.

Egon?

Come on Leen.

Let’s beat it.

You wanted to break up with him anyway.

I can’t

Yes you can!

OK, they have to tell us how to get out of here.

Jorrun, you open up...

...Mahesh you welcome them.

Mahesh...

...you think we find out something?

Sorry, bro. I slipped.

Take him to Egon.

OK, next.

Another one, right?

What, bro?

Yeah, it is not as easy as I thought.

Wait, let me do it.

I always wanted to be a bouncer.

Fete blanche!

All wear white, dude!

First, where is the exit...

...second where did the quack go...

...and third, someone still coming?

Talk!

There is the forest after the door.

Hans Gruber and the Fuehrer...

...went to the launch pad.

Jose, there are some!

Fritz, you turn right!

Mark, you turn left.

Alright!

OK!

What do I do at the right side?

What are you up to with that rod?

Take it and surprise them.

We all walk on the path of damnation

Aha, ok.

and harvest gruesome perceptions through the Seed of Darkness

Where are you, you little wuss.

which makes the Light appear bigger and brighter.

Egoism...

...only thinking of yourself...

...provides self-destrutction and extinction.

However self-immolation and devotion...

...provides eternal existence.

We all must take, take , take...

...to give, give, give.

Well then I give you something.

It is life that provides life.

I take your life...

...to give it to others.

Hey honey!

Could you stop giving him a massage...

...and beat the living rap out of him instead?

I think he’s made of steel.

Let’s find out how to melt steel then.

You cannot escape your destiny.

You are destined for greatness!

Destined to smack your face in.

Hurry!

He’s yours.

Take the small one.

Hop, hop!!

Why me?

Suck me sideways.

I’m still a kid.

He got something.

I was looking for you.

So did I.

Uh, stinging nettle!

An angel in devil’s disguise.

How do you know what is hidden under my disguise?

Look...

They’re leaving without you.

They don’t need you.

Shutthe fuck up!

He looks really handsome now.

You really don’t think...

...you’ll leave this wood alive?

Well, you’re completely at our mercy now.

Being at your mercy is the slightest problem.

Why did they leave you here all alone?

Because someone has to make sure that everything remains secret.

Get down, Leen!

Too late!

Always too late.

The Fuehrer is out of danger by now.

Now slowly hands up!

Very slowly and turn around.

I want to look straight in your eyes...

...while you are dying.

Turn around!!

Yes, very good!

Well done!

Klara?

Yes, Klara dude!

I thought I could invite her to a little snack.

Leave her alone you wanker!

You will never succeed.

Others will follow to fulfill our destiny.

We will kick their asses too.

Mahesh?

Every thing’s ok my friend?

Wait!

What for?

Fort his!

Hey, are you ok?

Unfortunatelyno.

Adi scrammed.

We were too late.

Shit.

Too bad.

I so much wanted to shave off his moustache.

I just wanted to spend a hilarious weekend with friends.

You think that wasn’t hilarious?

Where’s your sense of humour?

No one’s going to believe our story.

No one’s ever believed our stories.

Like the farting in Afghanistan.

Josč, what happened to the blonde dove?

She flew away earlier.

Where to?

I hope to the right direction.

I’m glad this is all over now.

The loo paper is used...

...and that Nordic Walking was as effective as shit.