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That’s stupid.
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I didn’t want
to take a scuba class
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- this early in morning.
- We need to be going right now,
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this does not take this long.
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- We’ll be back before dinner.
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- Mom, please get out of here!
- Shoes off the bed.
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- Here’s the number
to the scuba place.
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- Why do you have
shoes on in bed anyway?
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- Or you can call the front desk,
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but do not leave the room.
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Collin, make sure your
brother eats something.
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- And flip him over before the blood rushes to his head.
- Shoes off the bed.
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- I love you dad, but not
as much as I love the TV.
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- They're never
going to read the note,
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they don't read the notes.
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- I think I ate
too many chocolates.
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Yeah you did, you fat-ass.
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Yeah, well why don't you
smell your own ass, bitch!
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Where are you going?
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I'm gong to
the Titty Waterfall.
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I'll be back before Mom and Dad get here.
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Hey baby, what's up?
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Oh, oh these? Yeah, I just work out.
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Mom said not to leave the room.
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Then don't leave the room.
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Alright, gotta go baby, later.
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I'm gonna tell.
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Unless I can come with you.
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Is that beer?
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You're not gonna say
peep to mom and dad,
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got it, cock smoocher?
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This doesn't look
like a waterfall at all!
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We have to go back.
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I'm gonna go see some titties.
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I don't wanna see titties!
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Yeah, 'cause your balls
haven't dropped yet.
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Oh, do they have a slide?
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No. They have big fat
Spring Break titties.
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That's why I didn't want to bring you.
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- She looks like mom.
- No she doesn't.
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- ♫ Collin has a crush on mom.
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♫ Collin has a crush on mom ♫
- Shut up, dipshit.
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- ♫ Collin wants to see mom's teeeteez! ♫
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- ♫ Collin wants to see mom's teeeteez! ♫
- No I don't.
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- Really? Because I think you want
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to see mom's titties.
- No, I don't.
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They're gross, and weird, and distorted.
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Look out Keith. He's going to hit you.
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He's going to hit you!
- Stop it! Don't!
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Collin. I Spy something blue.
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Guess what it is?
- That's kid shit.
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- Eff you.
- Eff you.
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- Shut up!
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- Shut up!
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- Butthole!
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Ouch!
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- Butthole.
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Keith!
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Come back!
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Tard brains!
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Keith, seriously. Stop!
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It's a doggie!
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Keith!
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Hi doggie!
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Keith, what are you doing in there,
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you want to be taco meat?
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He's gonna bite you. Let's go!
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Gomer, is that you?
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Collin! Collin, I found Gomer!
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That is not our dog, dipshit.
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Gomer?
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Gomer!
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He knows his name!
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Why did you run away, Gomer?
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Gomer.
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Get away from him. He's got rabies.
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It's okay, see?
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Silly doggie.
Let's go!
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- Gomer, gome, gome gomer!
- What’re you doing?
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- Untangling him!
- Okay, yeah, sure, fine, it's Gomer.
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Okay, let's go. We'll leave you a postcard
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at the titty waterfall.
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Leave him!
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I'm not leaving him here.
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- Listen, I'll make you a deal, okay?
- What?
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- You stop bitching and we'll take
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the fucking dog with us.
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- Got it.
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- Hurry up, let's go!
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Gotta untangle him!
- Give me the rope!
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- Stupid. This is the stupidest idea ever.
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You're the stupidest...
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Dude, this is awesome!
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There could be rabies or tarantulas
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or something poisonous! Stop!
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You never listen.
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We'll have to get another
plane ticket for him.
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Sit! Paw!
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Gomie's hungry. Give'm some 'puffs.
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No.
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Collin, let's
go back to the hotel,
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I have to poop.
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No more bitching, remember? Let's go.
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Let's go!
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No. We're going back.
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You want it boy? You want it? Go get it!
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Keith! How many minutes
does it take to poo?
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A long time and
I like privacy so get away!
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We're 2 km away. Okay? Can we just go?
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I don't wanna see the
stupid titty waterfall.
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What?
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What? What?
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Wanna see something? Look here...
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Sorry. Want to see something more?
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Want to see something?
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Can't catch that!
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♫ Collin loves Gomer
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♫ Collin loves Gomer. ♫
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Get your little piece of shit
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Grill Dog away from me.
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He's not a Grill Dog.
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Go on, I mean it!
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Get lost!
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- Stop it, Collin!
- Stupid dog, get lost!
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- No!
- Get lost!
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- Gomer!
- Get!
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- GOMER!
- I'm not chasing you again.
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- GOMER!
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- Keith!
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GOMER!
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KEITH!
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Are you okay Gomer?
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It’s okay, Gomer.
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It's okay.
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Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
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I told you I didn't want
to see stupid titties.
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- I hate you.
- This is your fault! You stole him!
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You threw a rock at him!
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Yeah, well, I wouldn't
have thrown a rock at him
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if you hadn't been crying about
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taking him in the first place.
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I didn't cry!
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Is he going to make it?
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I think his legs are broke.
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Maybe there's
a vet at the resort.
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Okay, how about we go
to the titty waterfall
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and then on our way back--
- FUCK YOU!
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- OK, help me carry him.
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We'll take him back to the resort.
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Sure.
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Come on, lift it up.
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There's blood!
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Shit, Keith.
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Sorry.
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Shit.
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Gomer, I love you little buddy.
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You're not gonna die, okay?
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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We're going to go to vet,
he's going to fix you up.
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You're going to live, Gomie.
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He's not gonna make it.
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You're going to make it, okay?
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Don't listen to him. He wants to help out.
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But he's not right.
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He's wrong.
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Gomer, you're going to make it.
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You're going to go to the
vet, they're going to give you
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special medicine that's
going to make you feel great.
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And when you come back you're going to come...
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What's that for?
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Please, no!
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No! Collin! You're gonna kill him!
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Gomer!
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Stop!
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What are those?
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Those are titties, Keith.
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She was a girl dog and she had babies.
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I love you, Gomer.
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My last words for you is: I love you.
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And you should know that.
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You can let go, Gomer.
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It's gonna be okay.
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I promise I'll stay with you.
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We, we, we just took her
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for a walk, and she...
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I'm so sorry.
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No.
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Is that mom and dad?
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- Yup.
- Are we gonna be in trouble?
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Yup.
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