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Your alcohol tolerance is high

Are you okay? Hold on! I can't take anymore!

How come you're so weak?

Heidi's alcohol tolerance is low

Are you okay?

Where to?

Where to? You'll know if you follow me

I have the music we talked about

Wanna listen?

Who're you? Stop staring, would you?

Take a look at what you're kissing

You blind dude?

Run! Help!

Who're you? Why did you intervene?

I'll kill you!

Have you seen a lady vampire called Sue who wears a red cape?

Sure, I know her

I know where she is

Let me lead you there

Is the one you talked about two hundred years old?

That's her

Almost two hundred years old

Wrong answer

The one I'm looking for is only a few years old

What? Why're you hiding outside?

Are you able to sniff my blood?

Come in! Be my guest

What? You know I don't drink human blood

Really? You should try it, for the first time

Really? Then I'd give you an excuse to kill me

I'm not that dumb

How could that be?

I consider it as a blood donation to the Red Cross

Cut the crap!

How could I give you my virginity?

Then...who would you give it to?

Not gonna tell you, you can't keep a secret

Won't be Tom Cruise, right?

He's already old

Good to be old, high blood pressure

No need to suck hard, the blood will just burst from the artery

Good

Cum inside your mouth...with blood

What? Come inside my mouth?

You're bad

Really works?

Of course

Have you tried it?

Nuts! I never have a boy friend

Really?

Of course

Hey

What're you doing?

Take a look if you have that virgin mole Hey

What do you wanna do?

Yes, a virgin should have it!

No more playing!

Let me take a look!

Don't!

Nope!

What're you doing?

How's that?

Are you able to sniff where the vampire goes?

Rex

Brother

What're you doing here?

Who is it?

Come out

Dad, what're you doing here?

Nothing! What's up?

Nothing! She is also a vegetarian

I can smell it

It means alright

Who're they?

They?

Friends, we always come out for fun

Friends?

But she called you dad?

Did she? No!

Mister, how old are you?

A hundred something

A hundred something?

Even your daughter is older than one hundred

What you said is wrong

My daughter looks young

How could she look like she is over a hundred?

It means that she is your daughter

Beauty

Better take a good look of his big son

Auntie

Uncle, how old are you?

Age should not be an obstacle

My face doesn't look old

No more joking!

If I wanna look for an old face

I'll find a mummy in Egypt

Won't find any mummies here

Me instead

Because I'm a daddy

Daddy?

Go to hell!

Beauty, please don't go

Dad Dad

Why did you do that?

I only called you dad

You're really our dad

I know, I know I'm your dad

But take a look, do I look that old?

Dad, when was last time you looked in a mirror? A thousand years ago?

You're such an eloquent girl

Speaking arrogantly

It'll affect our father and daughter relationship

OK

From now on, we're all on our own

OK?

The night is still young

I still have time to party

Let's go

Our dad is so ridiculous

dating young girls at his age

But your dad looks handsome

Really?

Dad! Come back quickly!

There's a girl who likes you

Really?

Damn kid, joking around again?

I see some good food over there

What good food?

What is it?

You'll find it out when you come over

A pangolin

It was here

I just saw it

Who were you chasing?

Dunno, I thought she was my sister

Are you still looking for your sister?

Rex

Have you seen a vampire in red?

We're vampires

How do we know where the vampires are?

Lots of human out there

I smell an old woman. I can tell she'll die soon

How much longer you think she will last?

Let's bet

Sure! On what?

Gulp this water down if you lose

Serious! How would I finish such a big one?

Serious! Are you scared?

Are you scared of me?

No. Alright! Come on!

Max, do you wanna play?

No

OK, help us keep time

You all get ready

Whom do you think will win?

Kar! She is eight hundred years old! Very strong

I think Rex will win

We'll see

On your mark? Ready?

One, two, three

Fifty-eight seconds

Thirty-one seconds

Sixtyone seconds

She is dead!

How many seconds?

Fifty-eight seconds

Damn it! Can't hold on for three more seconds

I win

Big deal

I don't care

Two botttles, one for each

We have to drink it all?

How could Lin finish such a big one?

Forget it, we quit

Why do you help Lin? Do you have a crush on her?

No way

It's okay, I'll drink it

Lin

Are you sure? Let me help you

No! The worst thing that could happen is death

Trust me, I died before

Come on! Cheers!

Rex

Don't act like an idiot

Lin

Are you okay?

Already told you not to pretend to be so tough

If you can't drink it, just let me help

Thought you were always lucky

Gulping down some pig blood is gonna be okay?

Don't you know that lots of vampires are poisoned to death by water?

I don't care

Maybe it's better to die than to be a vampire

Is being a vampire that miserable?

Hey

I agree

Being a vampire is so boring

Don't play with my stuff

I had a dream that I was going to die

Eight hundred years

I've been a vampire for eight hundred years

I'm stuck in a life without any feeling

Not hurt! Not hurt!

I just can't feel anything

I'm a corpse

No feeling

You really are a bummer

You always say unkind words

What?

Unhappy again?

No

Thinking of Sue again?

I'm hungry, I'll go eat

I wanna go too

Don't you think they're gay?

If Ar was a tom-boy, she'd attRact a lot of girls

You don't say...

I also wanna know if you're lesbians?

That's disappointing

We've a crush on you for so long

And you think we're lesbians?

What did you say?

There's something that we can't speak about

Actions speak louder than words

What?

Lin! go!

Stop it! No!

Take off his pants

Don't!

Don't move!

Are you Madam.joyce's friend?

Are you.joey?

This is the friend who you were talking about

Yes

OK, follow me

Let me find a good spot

What is this place?

Hey! Aren't we going to hotels?

Don't you'Hey'me?

I got a name. I'm May

May, so where're we going?

Madam.joyce told me that you're high-class call-girls

How come you've never been to a private club house?

It doesn't look like anyone is living here

Don't be scared

I borrowed you both from Madam.joyce

I'm responsible for your safety

Don't worry. Should you get hurt,

I'll be in big trouble!

Let's go! This customer is very gentle

Let's go

It's so horrible,.joey?

I wanna leave

Excuse me, May

We wanna leave, we won't do it

Since you've already come, why don't you finish what we've started?

What's wrong with you! We quit!

Leave after you finish

Go to hell! What's wrong with you?

I'll get someone to kill you!

Help! joey!

What does he want?

The boss is here

Handsome! Calm down!

Take it easy

You just wanna have fun

We'll accommodate you

But you must wear condoms

Condoms? What's that for?

please don't kill me!

Who're you?

Don't die yet! Gimme some more time! Please. Hey, stay alive!

You have to be alive for me to take you soul!

What a waste!

Why did I hit him so hard?

He is top-rated

Wait

There's one more, I don't want to waste it

No!

Please! Let me go!

Please let me go!

No! No!

Disgusting, you have no manner at all?

Did you find the place?

You said that you were hungry

I'm looking

Did you think the one in red is Sue?

I think so

Have you found it? What do you wanna eat?

Find it! Come over!

Serious?

We're thieves

Are you screwing with me?

A vegetarian restaurant? You can't be serious?

Did you say you are hungry?

You witch!

Goodness! Not even a tiny drop of pig blood

Can you eat ketchup?

I just wanna play with it in my mouth, can't l?

Sure! Keep playing!

Is that shrimp?

Not a real one

It is made of yellow bean, flour and gluten

Looks real, right?

And this?

Fish fillet

Doesn't look real

This celery looks so real

What is it made of?

Are you full?

What about you?

Crap

Do I smell good?

Stinky witch

Don't you wanna try my blood?

No! Pig blood tastes better

Only talking

.just the blood, any animal is just about the same

Sucking blood is for gettting their spirit. To do that, we have to kill people

But I don't wanna kill people

Aren't you the noble one?

Do unto others what you would not have done to yourself

OK

You look prettty when you smile

I wanna be able to smile like that

Try it

What're you laughing at?

I'm a vampire. How could I smile?

people are very funny lately

They go for Botox

They inject poison into their flesh to make it stiff and dead

Really ridiculous

Guess they've got too much money to squander

How come you don't have much money?

I started killing vampires with my father when I was young

Never in school

I'm illiterate

You can't find a job if you can't read

Really?

Humans have their own problems

It's late

Good night

Good night

OK

Rex, still not asleep?

Almost

Corgi? Where are those Corgi?

Where are they?

I'm talking to you. Where're you going?

Rabbit again

Why are you always eating my stuff without asking me?

I bought those Corgi

What about dad? He's not back yet?

How would I know?

Stop stealing my stuff

It was British Shorthair last time, and this time, Corgi

What's wrong with you? Are you a thief?

I love western cuisine

If you like it, buy it yourself. Why did you eat mine?

OK! I'll get it myself, next time

You better! I'll remember you said that!

Beauty

You said you live alone

Yes

They come to visit me

Who're you cheating?

Beauty

What Beauty? I have a name

You're really bad

Don't leave, Beauty

Handsome

Don't you remember my name?

Ying?

Go to hell!

Are you really leaving?

Why're you here? Aren't you going out?

Yes, we are! We'll go to the harbour front

Why aren't you going?

I haven't changed my clothes yet

You are corpses. Whatever you wear, you're still dead bodies

So are you, then why would you change?

That's because I got style

Where's Ar? Going out so early?

Don't know

Why're you following me?

Didn't I knock you hard enough?

Hello...My breakfast

Are you hittting people or the organs?

Where can you run?

Miss Yes

Yes, can I help you?

Do you know where the Tai Fu Village is?

Three to four blocks ahead

Turn left and go further down for awhile

Left?

Very close

Very close? Can you lead me there, Miss?

Miss, please

please help out this old woman

I wanna visit my grandson

It's already late. If I arrive there late

My daughter-in-law will be angry with me

please

OK! I'll take you over

Thank you

What? Won't you help me in?

What do you want?

You asked me what I wanted?

Really!.just what do you want?

The evil force is very strong here

Run!

Run!

You go first!

Where're they? Didn't they say harbour front?

Should be here

Over there

They're really turning up the heat

They're really passionate

They're over doing it

I really wanna try kissing?

Showtime! Showtime!

I'd like to know what kissing is like

I could actually see our lips touched

But still, I felt nothing

Horny tramps!

So boring

I also wanna be able to feel

I wanna smile, I wanna cry

But first, you should be able to feel pain

As a vampire, you're asking too much

You even want to know what pain is?

My mother once told me that pain is very important

Pain tells you that you're injured

And that you required treatment

She also said that it wasn't just the pain physically

But that when people were unhappy

They would get headaches

Heart burn

They're symptoms to warn you that you have problems

It let you take action early, or else it could be too late when the real trouble comes

So that's what it is

I'm bored! What're we going to do?

What's good to do?

We're vampires

We should do thing that is appropriate to what we are

It's so boring! I don't wanna be a vampire anymore

I jump too

I'm coming

Let's jump

OK

Why did we jump? We knew it won't hurt

What does my great sister want?

Nothing! I can't even complain?

I've water

Why did you throw my water away

Max also threw you botttles. Why don't you punch her?

I'd just like to punch you

That's super!

Yes! He landed on his head without hurting himself

How could he do that?

What? They're idiots

I don't think so

They have guts

You haven't seen much

Why don't you give it a try?

Yoyo, what are you doing?

Anything they can do, I can do better!

Yoyo, you're so brave

Super! It felt just great!

Are you okay?

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It hurts! Oh no!

It's very painful!

I think I just broke my back. Call the ambulance at once!

Really painful! Help!

What're you hittting?

No matter what you do, you're still a corpse

Why did you hit my breasts?

It proves that they aren't an ordinary breasts?

They're super bowling balls

Bowling balls? Don't you run,witch!

Let me squeeze yours No!

Mine are just #8 balls. They're for children

How dare you say that they're for childred

Will that be too R-rated?

What I'm referring is bowling ball

Don't run! Bowling balls?

Don't run! What I said were bowling balls

Gosh, you're so sick

Menstruation?

Your T-shirt is so beautiful. Where did you get it?

These girls are bad

But that tall guy looks good

I'll lock up this target first, you don't

Do you like my T-shirt?.

I bought it in Mongkok. I can take you there

It has nothing to do with me

Let's exchange phone numbers

How about you giving me your phone number

Let's run

Don't run! Wait!

What's wrong with him?

So impolite Crazy

They aren't pursuing

You witch, you're just making trouble

I didn't

Are you sick? Sniffing her period!

Crazy! I didn't

No? You still deny it

No

Here you are

OK! OK! See you tomorrow

OK! Bye!

Good night! Good night!

Max and Rex are truly a lot of fun

Max won't get angry easily

That's right

Are you a human or a vampire?

I'm a vampire

But not an ordinary one

I'm

I don't know how to describe it

In short, I'm a vampire who eats vampires

Still able to crawl? Lively!

OK

Let's see how you taste

What do you want?.

Not aged enough, tasteless

This one is probably good enough. It should taste better

Yummy

This is true vampire indeed

You're worthless

A loser, can't eat vampires

You kill them this way

They will suffer in the hell forever

None of your business

Cold-blooded

Are you mocking me?

Humans eats pigs, vampires eat humans

I beat other vampires and feast on their blood

This is called survival of the fittest

That is simply natural

Lions and tigers are carnivores

Whereas cows are vegetarians. That's the way it is

If you force a cow to eat meat

The cow will die

Crap

You call this crap

I think it's very meaningful

Let me teach you a lesson

How do you like it?.

I'll mess you up. You won't die, and you won't live either

It's because you didn't take me as you lover

I hate rejections

I want you to live in pain forever

Right, I almost forget

Ar

Yes

Ar, why're you here?

These rats are for you Thank you

Rats! You don't eat rats

Do they have any rashes or hives?

Why are you kicking me?

You simply don't eat rats

None of your business, go to sleep

I just leave you girls here, I'll go home

Ar, where did you go?

Nothing special, just works

How many vampires did you kill tonight?.

This one was rare

An old woman turned out to be a vampire in her seventies

However, her power was very weak

How about you? Where did you play?

We went bungee diving at the pier

So boring

What fun can a vampire have? Exactly?

Is it that bad to be a vampire?

It do you thing?

Sometimes I think that it would be better to be a corpse than a vampire

At least I don't need to know anything if I'm dead

It's the opposite for us

Yet we're unable to feel anything

When we meet someone we love, someone we like

We're unable to touch them or hug them

We can't taste anything

Or feel any pain

It's just the same routine everyday, eat and sleep, eat and sleep

It's like being a tree

Is that it?.

Then, what is you reason for living?

If I live, I can see my father, my brother

Kar and Lin. Other than these,

there'll be no other reason for not dying

What about me?

You?

You're also very important

Only if I don't die

I'll be able to see you age and die

If you're able to get married and give birth

I'll be able to see your children die

To see your grand children die

Prettty interesting

Not sure if your children look like you?

Very funny?

Prettty funny

Good night

Alright

Good night

This female vampire is really good

Top-rated

Yet this is a vampire hunter

Let me think it thoroughly

Litttle girl, just how old are you?

For nothing better, you choose be a vampire hunter

You don't want to see another day-break!

Take a good look

Is it good?

They can move

Too bad that we're not friends, otherwise

I'll let you touch my body

It got body temperature. See...

My body temperature is 18C today

You monster

In fact, you're not much of a fighter

I don't need to be afraid of you if I knew it earlier

I don't suck human blood originally

I break my rule today just for you

Sue, my sister

Ar, my sister

Are you crazy, Sue?

Try to kill me with this steel bar?

I was purposely testing you

Giving you a chance

I never thought that you want me to die

Ar

Sue

What a touching reunion scene?

Never mind, still early

I'll let you enjoy this tender moment a bit longer

What?. Nothing to say?

Why this way?

Don't you curious why Sue turns into a vampire?

Ask her

When I tried to catch him eight years ago

I was defeated and bitten by him

Not right

I wanted to marry you eight years ago

But you refused me and I got mad

It's so natural

Litttle girl, how about I marry you?

Sue

Ar, you better run

He is heartless

I'm not gonna leave

I have already transformed into a vampire

There's no way back for me

Death is my only resolution

This is brave

I finally understand why I like you

Why aren't you leaving?

We both die if you don't go

Save your life and revenge for me

Don't lose your life for nothing

What do you want again?

I wanna kill a vampire today

How come you're so humorous today?

Killing yourself?

Let me finish eating up those vampires

Ar

Why are you hurting so badly?

Nothing

Why are you here?

We're leaving

I'm here to say goodbye

Really?

My dad's girlfriend was eaten by a vampire nearby

Eaten?

A vampire-eating vampire

Where's your dad?

At home

Is a vampire eaten by another vampire?

This is our vampire business, none of your concern

Sue was killed by a vampire

Sue was a vampire too

Can a vampire drink another vampire's blood?

It's the demon way

Those who suck the spiritual blood of another vampire can strengthen their power

But the vampire that feeds on vampire's blood

Will bring harms to his body

Those who do that are...

in need to suck blood from different vampires everyday

If not, they'll die promptly

Rex, take care of Max

Hey mister

Since you're here, please show yourself

Since you're here, let's meet

Are you looking for me? I'm here

I'm Lung. And you are?

I'm Mung

I'm a fifteen hundred years old vampire

I'm asking for your kindness and leniency

Let go of these three young people

You can have me any way you like with my hands tied up

So

That's an interesting offer

You've more than a thousand years strength

Rich inside, with inner beauty

But the litttle girl is so young and fresh

It's hard to choose between you two

What should I do?

Nonsense! There's no need to choose

I can simply take both

You won't let the young ones go?

Are you asking me this at this moment?. Is that a funny gag?

Run!

The sun is coming out soon

Ar, please take care of Max

He'll not be unable to get you

Dad, I'm not leaving!

Dad! Dad!

Rex, are you scared of death?

No, dad

Good

Let's do the man thing

You father and son are prettty interesting

Good! Let's have fun

Dad! Rex!

What happened to you?

Answer me!

Dad! Rex!

Answer me!

Your sister is calling you, answer her

Dad! Rex!

How are you doing?

Answer me!

Your sister is still calling, answer her

You have no manner at all

Dad! Rex!

Where are you?

Actually, a vampire can feel a lot of pain

By squeezing the heart

Rex! What's happened?

Scream again!

Any feeling?

Any feeling?

Rex! How are you?

What can I do?

Beauty, are you still there?

You bastard! What do you want?.

What do you want?. Talk to me!

Nothing

I just don't want you to leave, if possible?

If you don't leave

I promise I won't kill your brother

What do you think?

Are you serious?

Of course

Should I trust him?

OK! I'm not leaving!

You have to keep your words!

Sure! It's setttled then!

You have a father

What about your mother? Where is she?

Scream again!

Again!

What are you doing? You said you wouldn't kill him

I didn't kill him

I just made him hurt

You shouldn't ignore me in the first place

I tell you! I tell you!

My mom passed away

Many years ago

Where's my father?

Where's my father? How is he?

Where's my father?

He's dead

And he tasted real good

What are you looking at?.

You're crying...with tears

So many metal plates?

I'm a human, I can get hurt

What's so strange?

Wouldn't those metal plates slow you down?

Bite me

I wanna be a vampire

What are you talking about?.

If I become a vampire

I'll have your vampire body and super powers

My wounds will also heal

Then, maybe I can fight him

Being a vampire is miserable

Is this what you really want?.

Rather than drag out my miserable existence, I can die on my own terms

If I can sacrifice myself for something meaningful

It's not so bad I guess

If I don't kill him today

I'll regret it for the rest of my life

Rather than live in pain forever

I wish to fight and die with honor

Hold on

Let me feel the sun for the last time

Don't you want to know how it feels?

Come on!

Give me your hand

How is it? OK?

It's OK

Much more than OK

That's what pain is all about

Let's begin

The night is here

Get up

I squeezed too hard and killed you

I'll have to explain it to them

Have they left?.

Still here or not?.

Can you hear me?

Beauty

You don't have to hide

Are you still here?

I wanna discuss something with you

I killed your brother

by accident

It was merely a metter of carelessness

How about...

I'll make it up to you

I'll count from one to one hundred

And let you go first, OK?

I'm counting

Max, if I lose

I don't want you to come out and save me

I'd rather you leave

Sacrify is dying for something meaningful

To court death is unnecessary

I'd rather you leave

and avenge me at another time

OK?

What's this? You keep crying

If you act like this, I'll be worried

You better take care

What's wrong with you?

You wasted your life and turned yourself into a vampire?

Are you crazy?

For all the things that I did...

I could get just a bit of human feelings

So why did you make yourself a vampire?

What's wrong with you?

I'm willing to enter hell for my loved ones

A worthless piece of slime like youself would never understand

Even a cockroach will do anything to survive

Only a human will die for his loved ones

To die for loved ones?

Which means you're certain that you will loose and die

Good! You know your limits!

Come on!

Lets me send you to hell!

You're the same as before, no improvement

Max! I can't make it much longer!

You better get out of here!

I'm not leaving!I'd rather die!

Right! Don't leave!

Stay here and watch the big ending

Is he dead?

Those vampires who were killed by him

should be free now

Dad and the rest are set free

Maybe they can be reincarnated as humans

What about youself after this?

I'll keep going after man-killing vampires

But there's one thing

I gotta setttle right now

I'm hungry

I'm telling you that I'm hungry, you should help me find food

What kind of atttitude is this?

Did you forget who bit you and turned you into a vampire?

As a metter of fact, you should address me as Master

Master my ass! Quickly! Show me where to find food

Find my ass!

Didn't you say that you wouldn't hurt the good vampire?

The one who attempts to starve another vampire to death is a bad vampire

OK... then...what would you like to eat?.

Snakes

Snakes are cold-blooded, can't eat them

Really?

Why would I lie to you

You have a lot to learn as you go

Being a vampire is just troublesome

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