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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,950 --> 00:01:05,850 That's right. That's right. Come on. Come on. No, don't stop. 2 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,400 Come on. No, no, no! Keep looking! 3 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,850 You don't feel so good now, do you? Come on. 4 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:20,100 See, you let it out. Out! 5 00:01:20,300 --> 00:01:21,950 I'm an idiot. I feel like an idiot. 6 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,050 Not so fast, not so fast. Slower. 7 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,650 Slower. 8 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,600 Good, good. 9 00:01:38,850 --> 00:01:40,700 Keep it specific. 10 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:43,250 Still a little tension in the mouth, Mac. 11 00:01:43,750 --> 00:01:45,200 Good, good. 12 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:48,100 Okay, make her work peripherally. 13 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:54,900 Michael... 14 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:58,200 - ...Dorsey, is it? - Yes, that's right. 15 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,150 Mr. Dorsey, would you turn to page 23, please? 16 00:02:02,350 --> 00:02:05,750 Yes, I believe you mean the first scene... 17 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,800 Sorry, the second scene of the first act. 18 00:02:07,950 --> 00:02:11,550 Second scene of the first act. That's right. Take your time. Begin when you're ready. 19 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:13,000 Yes, of course. 20 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:22,600 Oh, sweetheart, do you know what it was like waking up in Paris that morning 21 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,500 seeing the empty pillow where... 22 00:02:25,750 --> 00:02:30,550 Wait a minute! Cover your breasts! Kevin is downstairs! My God, what are you? 23 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,300 I'm a woman. Not Felicia's mother. Not Kevin's wife. 24 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:37,550 Thanks very much, Mr. Dorsey. We need someone a little older. 25 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,850 Mom! Dad! Uncle Pete, come quick! 26 00:02:41,950 --> 00:02:45,250 Something's wrong with Biscuit! I think he's dead! 27 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,500 We're looking for someone a little younger. 28 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:52,200 "They have dinner..." Can I just start again? I didn't get kicked off right. 29 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,950 The reading was fine. You're just the wrong height. 30 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:56,800 Oh, I can be taller. 31 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:59,400 No, you don't understand. We're looking for somebody shorter. 32 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:02,950 Oh! Look, I don't have to be this tall. 33 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,250 See, I'm wearing lifts. I can be shorter. 34 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:09,350 I know, but, really, we're looking for somebody different. 35 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:10,700 I can be different. 36 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,750 We're looking for somebody else, okay? 37 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,600 What do you feel more deeply about than working? 38 00:03:16,850 --> 00:03:20,450 Well, the part's the most important thing, but love sometimes is too... 39 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,700 This is improvisation. You're the writer. You're the playwriter. 39 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,350 When somebody writes a play, 40 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,300 they decide where the highs are, where the lows are. Right? 40 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,400 Now you do it! 41 00:03:28,550 --> 00:03:31,450 And you may not be high where they're high in the writing. 42 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:33,750 You may not be low where they're low on the writing. 43 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:37,750 You may be high on "but". You may be high on "and". 44 00:03:37,950 --> 00:03:39,800 Of course, they were doing it for dough. 45 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:42,200 They were doing it for dough the same as everybody does it for dough. 46 00:03:42,450 --> 00:03:45,050 But the question is in the last analysis. 47 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,400 What were they doing for dough? 48 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:52,550 You and me for dough, we were advancing our free little non-Prussian careers. 49 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:56,900 So, when all hell broke loose, and the Germans started running out of soap, 50 00:03:57,150 --> 00:04:01,700 and figured, "What the hell? We might as well cook up Mrs. Greenwald!", 51 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,050 who the hell do you think stopped them? 52 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,150 Pardon me, but is my acting interfering with your talking? 53 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,100 Don't play a part that's not in you. 54 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:20,850 Don't say "he" or "she" like you did last week when you were doing Kitty. 55 00:04:21,050 --> 00:04:23,050 Right? When you were doing 'Time of Your Life'. 56 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,750 If you can't make the part yourself, then you can't play it. 57 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,750 Sergeant. 58 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:29,250 Quick! Get a priest! 59 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,000 No, sergeant, no priest. 60 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,650 - But you're dying, Count Tolstoy. - I know. 61 00:04:33,850 --> 00:04:36,650 In the name of the Father, and the Son and the Holy Ghost, 62 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:39,000 I commit your soul to God. 63 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:43,000 - My friends... - That's super, Michael. 64 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:48,050 But I wonder if you could move center stage on that last speech, and then die. 65 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:51,100 Why? 66 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,800 The left side of the house can't see you at all. 67 00:04:57,550 --> 00:05:01,950 You want me to stand up and walk to the center of the stage, 68 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,850 while I'm dying? 69 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:08,000 Well, I know it's awkward, but we'll just have to do it. 70 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,500 - Why? - I just told you. Now do it! 71 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:12,900 Because you say so? 72 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,800 Yes, love. 73 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:17,800 Not with me as Tolstoy. 74 00:05:18,850 --> 00:05:20,400 You gotta work. 75 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:23,100 You gotta work. There's no excuse for not working. 76 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:25,650 There's no excuse for not working. There's unemployment. 77 00:05:25,850 --> 00:05:29,350 When I started acting, there's unemployment. When all my friends started acting. 78 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:30,800 And it has not changed. 79 00:05:31,050 --> 00:05:34,700 You got 90-95% unemployment, right? It's never gonna change. 80 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:37,150 You're an actor. You're in New York City. 81 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,900 There is no work. But you gotta find ways to work. 82 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:44,150 Two tortellinis, a gazpacho with two house salads, please. 83 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:48,300 Ordering: Veal chop, medium, two scrods, an order of chicken, 84 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,150 and give one scrod underdone, please. 85 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,450 - What's the veggie on that? - Baked potato. 86 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,050 - How'd it go there? - Terrible. 87 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:57,200 - Did you rewrite the last scene? - I did the necktie scene. 88 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,450 How is it? 89 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,000 I'm very excited. I think it's gonna change theater as we know it. 90 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:03,800 - All right, hold it. We'll work on it when we get home tonight. - Okay. 91 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:05,150 - That's my flounder. - No, no, no! 92 00:06:05,250 --> 00:06:07,300 - That is my flounder. - Robber! 93 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,050 - Ordering: One flounder... - Hey, that's for the customer! 94 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,750 Hey, man! I eat these things once a day, 94 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,400 so when the customers say, "Hey, do you eat this food?", 95 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,150 I can say, "Yeah, I eat this food." 96 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:20,700 You rewrote the necktie scene, right? 96 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:21,900 - Yeah. - Good, good, good. 97 00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:24,500 - Without the necktie. - With the necktie. 98 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:26,300 - With the necktie? - Yeah, with the necktie. 99 00:06:26,350 --> 00:06:29,800 With the necktie. The necktie is what's wrong with your play! 99 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,600 - Okay, the necktie is what's wrong with my play. - You take the necktie out, you got something. 100 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:32,750 What's wrong with you? 100 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,500 What's wrong with me? I'll tell you what's wrong with me. 101 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,850 What's wrong with me it is very depressing to be disagreed with. 102 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,400 It's depression. 103 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,000 Today's your birthday, Michael. 103 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,500 - And you haven't mentioned it all day. - No, no, no. 104 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,600 - Don't start in with that, man. - I just think you're allergic to it. 104 00:06:45,650 --> 00:06:47,600 I'm a character actor. Age has no effect on me. 105 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,650 - That's good. That's very good. - How does one not be depressed? 106 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:53,800 Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey, the great actor, 106 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,350 or Michael Dorsey, the great waiter, 107 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,800 why not just try to be Michael Dorsey? 108 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,600 I am Michael Dorsey. I am Michael Dorsey. I don't know what the payoff is. 109 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:04,800 - Well, say it like you mean it. - I am Michael Dorsey. Fine. Okay? 110 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,950 Surprise! 111 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,650 - Speech! Speech! Speech! - No, no, no. 112 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,600 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! 113 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,950 Wait a minute. First a toast. 114 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:24,800 To Michael Dorsey, who, like it or not, makes you remember what acting's all about! 115 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,050 Being unemployed! 116 00:07:28,050 --> 00:07:29,350 To Michael... 117 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,350 who's been my friend for six years. 118 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:33,600 Was it that long? 119 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,650 And who is my coach. And he's just great. 120 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:40,250 He's a great coach, he's a great actor, he's a great guy and... 121 00:07:40,450 --> 00:07:42,950 This is a really dumb speech. Let's get drunk. 122 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,600 Happy birthday! 122 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:47,400 # Happy birthday to you # 122 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:51,700 # Happy birthday to you # 122 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:57,500 # Happy birthday dear Michael # 122 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:04,000 # Happy birthday to you ## 123 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:10,400 - Hi. How're you doing? I'm Michael. - Micheal. Patty. Hi. 124 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,300 - Are you an actress? You have a terrific face. - No. 124 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:14,050 That's a nice blouse. Who'd you come here with? 125 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:17,800 I don't want a full house at the Winter Garden Theater. 126 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:22,800 I want 90 people who just came out of the worst rainstorm in the city's history. 127 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,950 These are people who are alive on the planet, 128 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,200 until they dry off. 129 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:33,400 I wish I had a theater that was only open when it rained. 130 00:08:36,550 --> 00:08:38,950 Strasberg said you create your opportunities, and he's right. 131 00:08:39,150 --> 00:08:41,200 - Uta said that. - I don't care who said it. 132 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:45,950 The point is, Sandy and I are raising $8,000 to do Jeff's play up in Syracuse. 133 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:47,800 As soon as we raise the money, we're gonna do it. 133 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:49,200 You could do the same thing. It's a great punchline. 134 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:51,550 - Look at Emily! Look who's here! - You have self-pity. 135 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,300 You do it in the Poconos, you can do it in New Jersey city. 136 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,000 You're sitting around saying, "I can't work. I can't work." 136 00:08:57,050 --> 00:08:57,750 Create your own op-- 136 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,500 - Michael! - What? 137 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,800 - Isn't she cute? - Yeah. 138 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:02,600 - You creat your own opportunity. - He loves children. He really does. 139 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:05,400 You make it! You make it! You find a way to raise it. 140 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:08,250 I was looking at you from over there. You've got a terrific face. 140 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,500 Are you an actress? You are an actress! 141 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,800 - Sometimes, yeah. - You were in 'Dames at Sea'! 142 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,350 - Yeah, you saw that? - Good work. 142 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,400 - Really! - Thank you. 143 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:16,550 - You have a great singing voice. - Oh, thank you. 144 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,750 I felt like there was an aura between us when I saw it. 145 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 No, no, I'm not kidding. I don't know you, but I know you. 146 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:24,400 I bet you I can tell you something you don't know about yourself. 146 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,200 - What's that? - I bet you like to run barefoot on the beach. 147 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:28,000 Now, why are you so wired? 147 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,000 It's my birthday. I haven't worked in two years. 147 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:30,750 - Give me a break. - That's it? 148 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,750 - Yeah. - Nothing more? 149 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,000 Yeah, it hurts me. 149 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:35,650 I want you to be the last one to take your coat from the bedroom this evening. 150 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,000 - Really, we'll just talk. - Okay, fine. All right. 151 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:37,900 - Really? - Okay. 151 00:09:37,950 --> 00:09:38,650 - Will you? - Yeah. 151 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,050 - Serious? - Yeah. 152 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,300 Give me a hug. 153 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,450 Thank you for liking me. 154 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:45,350 I don't like it when people come up to me after my play and say... 155 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,650 "I really dug your message, man." 156 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:51,400 Or, "I really dug your play, man. I cried." 157 00:09:52,150 --> 00:09:53,400 You know? 158 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,450 I like it when people come up to me 159 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:57,950 the next day 160 00:09:58,350 --> 00:10:00,150 or a week later and they say... 161 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,000 "I saw your play. 162 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:04,850 "What happened?" 163 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,700 Look, I've got everything under control. 163 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,100 I'm gonna jump in a cab, go home feed my cats, 163 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,700 'cause I've got to feed them, and I'll be back in about an hour. 164 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,000 No, you don't understand. I can't make it tonight, 164 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,700 'cause my roommate's upset. We've got to work on the third act. 165 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,000 What do you mean you can't make it tonight? 165 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:15,700 He doesn't want... You know, he wants to work. 166 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:17,100 Look, give me your phone number, and I'm gonna call you next week. 166 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,400 - I already gave you my phone number. - Oh, I thought you changed it. 167 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:22,150 - Since an hour ago? - Oh, no, you didn't. That's a good point. 168 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,300 Listen, let me talk to him. He's upset. I'll call you, I promise. 168 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,500 Oh, God! 169 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:29,150 - Didn't anybody hear me? - No, I guess not. 170 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,450 I've been trapped in that bathroom for half an hour. 171 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,350 What kind of a party is this? 172 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,050 - God, you guys are having a good time, huh? - Mm-hm. 173 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:37,550 Sorry. 174 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:40,650 I want you to remember that if I ever do a scene where I'm trapped some place. 174 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:41,700 - You know? - Yeah. 175 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,150 - It's nice, Michael. - Thanks. 176 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,100 Who is that? 177 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,250 - It's Mallory. She's married to John. - Oh, yeah. 178 00:10:55,850 --> 00:11:00,200 I did a thing about suicides of the American Indian. 179 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,550 And nobody cared. Nobody showed. 180 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:08,250 And I think the American Indian is as American as... 181 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,650 John and Ethel Barrymore, 182 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:13,150 and Donny and Marie Osmond. 183 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,350 I think it's really sad, 184 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,450 but I think that, nowadays, when people dream, 185 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:22,350 they don't even dream in their own country anymore. 186 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,100 And that's sick. 187 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,950 Oh, I had a good time. I just didn't know half of the people here. 188 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,400 Well, it was late, and I wanted it to be a surprise. 189 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,100 I invited ten people. They all invited ten people. 190 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,200 You met about forty new people tonight, and I think they all liked you a lot. 191 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,300 I heard a lot of nice things about you. You've got new friends now. 192 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,950 - Thanks, Jeff. - Good night, Sam. 193 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,550 - Happy birthday, Michael. - Thank you, Sam. 194 00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:42,600 One of the five people I knew tonight. 195 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,350 - Great party. - Thank you. 196 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,950 Excuse me, Miss Right? Miss Right? 197 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,250 Well, good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. 198 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:03,200 My date left with someone else. 198 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:04,400 I had a lot of fun. 198 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,000 Do you have any Seconal? 199 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,050 Come on, I'll take you home. 200 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:11,350 I did have a good time. I really did, Michael. 201 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,600 - No, you didn't. - Yes I did. 201 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,200 Wait a minute. I didn't bring enough money for cab fare. 202 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,000 That's okay. It's cheaper to get mugged. 202 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,000 - Let's walk. - Are you sure? 203 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,450 The fares are really insane now anyway. 204 00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:22,850 - Why didn't you have a good time? - I did have a good time. 205 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,900 - What's wrong? - Nothing's wrong. 206 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,600 What? 207 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:30,750 - What? - Nothing! Nothing! I'm perfectly fine. 208 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:33,050 I just cry like this, like a tic. 209 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:36,150 Will you tell me what's wrong, or I'll kill you. 210 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:39,400 Nothing's wrong, Michael. I'm really very up. 211 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:41,700 You're worried about your audition tomorrow, aren't you? 211 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,000 No, I'm not worried about my audition. 212 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,350 - Why? Why are you so worried? - Because I'm not going to get it. 212 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,450 - I'm not gonna get it. - Why not? 213 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:49,700 - Because I'm completely wrong for it. - Why? What kind of a part is it? 214 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,250 A woman! 215 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:55,200 You don't have a man, so you wanna act like one. 216 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:58,300 You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I'm very proud of being a woman. 217 00:12:58,350 --> 00:13:00,600 All right, Sandy, wait a minute. Now, this guy treats you like dirt, 218 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:02,800 because you're a woman, and he's a big doctor, right? 219 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,600 But you don't have to take that. You can talk to him on his level. 220 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:06,850 Show me what you mean. 221 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:08,950 You're wrong, Dr... What are you doing, a Southern accent? 222 00:13:09,150 --> 00:13:12,100 You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I'm very proud of being a woman! 223 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,650 See, I can't do it as good as you. 224 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:18,300 Yes, you can! Just turn the tables on him. Come on, now, will you? 225 00:13:18,650 --> 00:13:21,000 You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I'm very proud of being a woman. 226 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,250 Where am I off? 227 00:13:22,450 --> 00:13:26,350 - I don't know what you're playing. - Well, I'm playing rage. I'm enraged. 228 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:29,750 You told me that to turn the tables on him, and I'm playing rage. 229 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,750 This is rage? 230 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,800 I have a problem with anger. 231 00:13:34,050 --> 00:13:35,800 Yeah, you certainly do. But I'll tell you something. 231 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,300 There's a hundred other actresses reading for this part 232 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,800 who don't have a problem with anger, who aren't afraid of working, 233 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,600 who aren't afraid to stick everything out on the line and do it! 234 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,900 - Don't get mad at me! - Well, stop being a doormat then! 235 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,650 - I'm not a doormat! - Act right now! Do it! 236 00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:51,200 - You're wrong, Dr. Brewster. I am... - Go on. 237 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,750 - You're wrong, Dr. Brewster... - What do I've to do, hit you with a stick? 238 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,600 You're wrong, Dr. Brewster! I am very proud to be a woman. 239 00:13:57,850 --> 00:13:59,000 And I'm proud of this hospital. 240 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,850 - And before I see it destroyed by your petty tyrannies... - Yeah. 241 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,400 Have the anger. Don't show it to me. Don't push. 242 00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:06,050 ...I'll recommend to the board that you be thrown out into the street. 243 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,900 - Don't lose it, now. - Good day, Dr. Brewster! 244 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:11,200 - Don't whine like you're a second-rate actress! - I said good day! 245 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,750 Not bad. Pretty good. 246 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,950 - Did you feel how much I hated you? - Yeah. 247 00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,000 - Did you really? You felt it? - Yeah, that's why I'm going. 248 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,300 Wait, where are you going? How can I get it back tomorrow? 248 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,400 How am I gonna get a total stranger to enrage me? 249 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,900 All right, I'll pick you up at 10 o'clock and enrage you. 250 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,650 Bruce Fortune to Telecine. Bruce Fortune to Telecine. 251 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,150 - Bennett? - Right here. 252 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,500 Stanz? 253 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,100 This is how I'm supposed to look like? 254 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,100 - That is what you look like. - It's not funny, Michael! 255 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:47,650 That's good. Keep that. Don't lose that anger. 256 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:51,050 No sequins, Alfred. She's attending her husband's funeral. 257 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,400 Jacqui, as soon as Ron gets here, hmm, in. 258 00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:55,700 Lester. 259 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,750 Lester. Sandy Lester? 260 00:14:57,950 --> 00:14:59,400 Yes, here. 261 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,150 Stop it! 262 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:03,900 Julie Nichols, makeup, please. 263 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,300 Bye-bye. Good morning, ladies. 264 00:15:06,550 --> 00:15:09,150 All right. Please bring your résumés and follow me. 265 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:10,400 Okay, wish me luck. 266 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,300 - Fuck you. - Thank you. 267 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,200 - Go. - God bless you. 268 00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:19,200 Here, you'll recognize some of your favorite characters from 'Southwest General', 269 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:23,300 including John Van Horn, who has played the venerable Dr. Medford Brewster 270 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,150 since the very first episode aired some 20 years ago. 271 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,500 Now, if you'll follow me, we'll head into Studio B, 271 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,100 where the episodes are actually taped. 272 00:15:33,450 --> 00:15:36,500 Andrew Donovan, report to Wardrobe, please. 273 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:37,800 I didn't get it. 274 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,100 - What? - They wouldn't even let me read. 275 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,200 What do you mean they wouldn't let you read? 275 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,550 I mean, they wouldn't even let me read. They said I wasn't right physically. 276 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,600 That they wanted somebody tougher, somebody I don't know. So I'm going home. 277 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,950 - Okay, I'll walk you. - To San Diego? 278 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,100 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about I'm going home, okay? 279 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,650 Out of here. I hate it here! 280 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:58,050 God! I'm 34 years old! I paid $24 for these glasses. 281 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,800 That's all I do is buy things. I want to be a waitress. 282 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,200 - Okay, I wasn't gonna resort to this, - I'll be anything. I'll be a wife. 282 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,250 - but you're gonna read. - I don't want to, really. 283 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:06,600 Excuse me, is Terry Bishop working here today? 284 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,300 No, he's no longer with the show. 284 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,600 Mr. Bishop is rehearsing 'The Iceman Cometh' for Broadway. 285 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,700 He's what?! 286 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:14,800 He's rehearsing 'The Iceman Cometh' for Broadway. 287 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,800 That was my part. I was supposed to be up... 288 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,750 I got to see somebody. Don't do anything rash. 289 00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,600 Will he be back? 290 00:16:45,850 --> 00:16:47,200 Excuse me, is George Fields in? 290 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,300 - Yes, he is. - Thanks. 291 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,200 Now, wait a minute. You can't just go in there! 292 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,800 Michael, he's tied up right now. I swear! 293 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,250 Hang on one second. 293 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,250 Michael, will you wait outside, please? I'm talking to the Coast. 294 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,550 This is a coast too, George. New York is a coast too. 295 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:09,900 Oh, boy. 296 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,750 Sy, are you...? Sy? 297 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,300 God! Look what you did. Margaret? Margaret? 298 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,450 Get him back, will you? I cut myself off. 299 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,850 Now what is it, Michael? 300 00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,100 Terry Bishop is doing 'Iceman Cometh', right? 300 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,250 Didn't you promise to send me up for that part? Am I wrong? 301 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:26,000 Didn't you tell me I was gonna get a reading for that part? Aren't you my agent too? 302 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,800 - Stuart Pressman wants a name, Michael. - Oh, I see, Terry Bishop is a name. 303 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,300 No, no, no. Michael Dorsey is a name. 303 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,000 When you want to send a steak back, Michael Dorsy is a name. 304 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,400 - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! I'm s... 304 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,550 You always do this to me. 305 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:39,350 It was a rotten thing to say, and I know it. Let me start all over again. 306 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,800 Terry Bishop is on a soap opera. Millions of people watch him every day. 306 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:42,850 He is known. 307 00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,300 - And that qualifies him to ruin 'Iceman Cometh'? - I'm not gonna... 307 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,900 - You know I can act circles around that guy. - I'm not gonna have this conversation. 308 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,700 I already played that part in Minneapolis. 308 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,400 Stuart Preston wants a name, that's his affair, okay? 308 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,700 I know this is gonna disgust you, Michael, 309 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,200 but a lot of people are in this business to make money. 309 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,700 - They know who you are. They want to make money. - Oh, don't treat me like I'm some flake, George. 310 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,300 I'm in this business to make money too. 310 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,400 - Really? - Yes. 311 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,800 The Harlem Theater for the Blind? Strindberg in the Park? 311 00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,200 The People's Workshop at Syracuse? 312 00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,100 Okay, now wait a minute. I did nine plays and eight months up at Syracuse. 313 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,400 I happen to get great reviews from the New York critics. 313 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,700 Not that that's why I did it. 314 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,650 Of course not. God forbid you should lose your standing as a cult failure. 315 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,100 You think I'm a failure, George? Is that what you're saying to me? 316 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,450 I will not get sucked into this conversation, Michael. 317 00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:16,700 - I will not. - Okay. 318 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,500 Okay, look, I sent you a play to read that my roommate wrote. 318 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,000 It had a great part in it for me. Did you read it? 319 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,400 Where the hell do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? 320 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,300 I'm your agent, not your mother! 320 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,900 I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in. 321 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,200 I'm supposed to field offers. And that's what I do. 322 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,200 Field offers? Who told you that? The agent fairy? 323 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,900 That was a significant piece of work. I could have been terrific in that part. 324 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,200 Michael, nobody's going to do that play. 324 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:37,500 - Why? - Because it's a downer, that's why. 325 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,900 Because nobody wants to produce a play about a couple that move back to Love Canal. 326 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,200 - But that actually happened. - Who gives a shit?! 327 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,200 Nobody wants to pay $20 to watch people living next to chemical waste! 327 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,750 They can see that in New Jersey! 328 00:18:47,950 --> 00:18:49,400 Look, I don't want to argue about it, okay? 328 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,100 I'm gonna raise the $8,000 myself, so I can produce his play. 329 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,400 And I want you to send me up for anything. I don't care what it is. 330 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,750 I will do dog commercials on television. I will do radio voice-overs. 331 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,900 - Michael, I can't put you up for any of that. - Why not? 332 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,850 Because no one will hire you. 333 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,700 Oh, that's not true, man. I bust my ass to get a part right! You know I do. 334 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,200 Yes, and you bust everybody else's ass too! That's what you do. 335 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,000 A guy's got four weeks to put on a play, 335 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,000 you think he wants to sit and argue about whether or not Tolstoy can 336 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,500 walk when he's dying, or walk when he's talking, 336 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,500 - or sing when he's walking? - Oh, please! 337 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:17,250 That was two years ago, and that guy is an idiot! 338 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:20,350 They can't all be idiots, Michael. You argue with everybody! 339 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,100 You've got one of the worst reputations in this town, Michael. 340 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,750 Nobody will hire you. 341 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,700 Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me? 342 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,600 Oh, no, that's too limited. Nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. 342 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,300 I can't even send you up for a commercial. 343 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,200 You played a tomato for 30 seconds, 344 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:39,700 they went half a day over schedule, 'cause you wouldn't sit down. 345 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,550 Yes, it wasn't logical. 346 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,700 You were a tomato! A tomato doesn't have logic! 346 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,700 - A tomato can't move! - That's what I said! 347 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,850 So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? 348 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,250 I was a stand-up tomato. A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato! 349 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,600 Nobody does vegetables like me! I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway! 350 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:57,800 I did the best tomato, the best cucumber! 351 00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,850 I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass! 352 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,750 Michael, I'm trying to stay calm here. 353 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,600 You are a wonderful actor. 354 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:11,700 - Thank you. - But you're too much trouble. 355 00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:13,650 Get some therapy. 356 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,050 Okay, thanks. I'm gonna raise $8,000 and I'm gonna do Jeff's play. 357 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,700 Michael, you're not gonna raise 25 cents. 358 00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,550 No one will hire you. 359 00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:26,450 Oh, yeah? 360 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,350 Dorothy Michaels? 361 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,350 - Yes. - George Fields is your agent? 362 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,350 - Yes. - Okay, ladies. 363 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,950 Please bring your pages and follow me. 364 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,850 - Rita this line that "You have every right to happiness", I hate it. - Got it. 365 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,700 Ron, this is Dorothy Michaels. Our director, Ron Carlysle. 366 00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,400 - Hi, how are you? - And that's our producer, Rita Marshall. 366 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,800 - Dorothy didn't bring a résumé, - Hi, nice to meet you. 366 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,300 - but George Fields is Dorothy's agent. - Hi. 367 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,800 Mh-hm, that's impressive. 368 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,700 Gosh, I'm afraid you're not right for this role though honey. I'm sorry. 368 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,800 - Thanks for coming by. - Why? 369 00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,300 Page 205, do you want camera 1 or 2 on that? 370 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,700 - Camera 2, and tell Art about that. - Why am I not right, Mr. Carlysle? 371 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:35,600 Well, I'm just trying to make a certain statement here 372 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:38,850 and I'm looking for a very specific physical type. 373 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,150 Mr. Carlysle, I'm an actress. I'm a character actress. 373 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,600 I can play this part any way you want. 374 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:46,800 - Honey, I'm sure that you're a very, very good actress. - Why don't you give me an idea what you're looking for? 375 00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:49,500 - It's just that you're a little bit too soft and gentil. - What? 376 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200 - You're not threatening enough. - Not threatening enough? How's this? 377 00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,500 You take your hands off me, or I'm gonna knee your balls right through the roof of your mouth! 378 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,250 - Is that enough of a threat? - It's a start. 379 00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:01,500 Yes, I think I know what you all really want. You want some gross caricature of a woman. 380 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:05,050 To prove some idiotic point like... power makes a woman masculine, 381 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:06,900 or masculine women are ugly. 382 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,600 Well, shame on the woman that lets you do that, or any woman that lets you do that. 383 00:22:10,850 --> 00:22:12,850 And that means you, dear, Miss Marshall. 384 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:16,300 Shame on you, you macho shithead. 385 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:18,400 Jesus! 386 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:23,850 What is idiotic about power making a woman masculine? 387 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,850 Not that that was my point. 388 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,750 Miss Michaels, just a minute. 389 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,750 Was that for real in there, or were you auditioning for the part? 390 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,950 Which answer will get me a reading, Miss Marshall? 391 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,600 Well, good for you. 392 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,950 Come. 393 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,900 - Miss Michaels. - Yes. Oh, thank you. 394 00:22:50,350 --> 00:22:52,700 You really think she's worth testing for this, huh? 395 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:57,400 She told me no director had ever communicated a part to her so fast. 396 00:22:57,700 --> 00:22:59,850 - She said that? - Mm-hm. 397 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,100 I like her... accent. 399 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,800 - Hi. - Hi. 399 00:23:14,350 --> 00:23:17,600 - I gotta get these back in order quick. - They'll never know the difference. 400 00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:25,950 I'm a little nervous. 401 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:30,600 Just think of them as something friendly, like a firing squad. 402 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:38,650 - Okay, Miss Michaels, we're gonna do a little camera test now. - Yes. 403 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,300 Let me have a right profile, camera 1. Camera 3, give me a left profile. 404 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,750 - What side? - Left side. 405 00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:47,750 Which way for your left? 406 00:23:48,450 --> 00:23:50,750 - What? - Is that my left or your left? 407 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,750 Wait a minute. What are you talking about? My left. 408 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,400 Your left. 409 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,250 Miss Michaels, nobody's talking to you. 410 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,450 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you wanted my profile. 411 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,500 - Not so close on camera 3. - Camera 3, back off. 412 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,650 I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back? 413 00:24:07,850 --> 00:24:09,900 - How do you feel about Cleveland? - Knock it off! 414 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,850 That's good right there, Herbie. 415 00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,500 - All right, Dorothy, honey, we're gonna try one, okay? - Yes. 416 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,850 Now, let me see exactly what you showed us a while ago. 417 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,650 Cue her, Jo. 418 00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:24,000 "I know the kind of woman you are, Emily. 419 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,400 "You're getting older. You've never been married. 419 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,850 "You don't have a man, so you want to act like one." 420 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:33,050 All right, just shut your mouth right now. When you talk to me, you talk me professionally. 421 00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:37,050 You don't get personal. That is totally inappropriate behavior. 422 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:39,700 I'm very proud of being a woman, Dr. Brewster. 423 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,400 I'm very proud of this hospital, and you should be too. 424 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,900 And I must tell you, that before I let it be destroyed by your petty tyrannies, 425 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,650 by your callous inhumanities, sir, 426 00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:54,750 I'm going to recommend to the board that you be turned out into the street. 427 00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,600 Good day, Dr. Brewster. 428 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,850 I said good day, sir. 429 00:25:07,450 --> 00:25:10,200 Thank you. Hold it a minute. 430 00:25:10,850 --> 00:25:13,750 - Tough cookie. - You know, I gave her that direction. 431 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,500 - Something more, though. - Oh, I don't know. 432 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,500 It's your decision, but there's something about her that bothers me. 433 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,350 - Doesn't it bother you? - I like it. 434 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:25,550 We'll send the contracts over to George today, Miss Michaels. 435 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:36,700 Excuse me. I wonder if you could you help me? I'm looking for the Russian Tea Room. 436 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,650 This is the Russian Tea Room. Right here. You're standing right in front of it. 437 00:25:40,850 --> 00:25:42,600 Oh, well, my stars! So it is. 438 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,900 Well, this is very embarrassing. 439 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,550 Yeah, well, this is it. 440 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,450 Thanks very much. 441 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,000 - How're you doing, Mr. Fields? - Good to see you. 441 00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:00,250 - Nice to see you. Please sit down. - Thank you. 442 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,000 - The waiter will be here just a minute. - Thank you. 443 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,000 - George, how are you? - Hey, Ronnie. How are you? 444 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,850 - Hi. - Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait... 445 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:21,300 I'm new in town, and I'm awfully lonely. I wondered if you wouldn't mind buy me lunch? 446 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,000 Wait a minute. You can't come... Gregory, this woman... 447 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,500 Don't. It's okay. It's okay. 448 00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:29,350 George, George, George, George, George. It's Michael Dorsey, okay? 449 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:34,100 Your favorite client. How are you? Last time you got me a job I was a tomato. 450 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,700 - Oh, no, no, no... - Yeah. 451 00:26:35,950 --> 00:26:37,350 Swear to God. 451 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:38,450 - Michael? - Yeah. 452 00:26:38,950 --> 00:26:41,400 Oh, God! I begged you to get some therapy. 453 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,000 I know. And you also told me that no one would ever hire me again. 453 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:46,100 Well, Jesus Christ, you think this is gonna make a difference? 454 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,700 I got a soap, George. 455 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:51,000 I'm the new woman administrator on 'Southwest General'. 456 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:52,800 - You what? - Congratulate me! 456 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:54,800 They almost didn't hire me, because they thought I looked too feminine. 457 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:57,000 - Something from the bar? - Isn't that amazing? 457 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,050 Please, could you get me a double vodka right away, please? 458 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,600 - You know? - For the lady? 459 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:03,500 - How about a Dubonnet with a twist? - Yes, ma'am. 460 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,600 - Thank you. That's a lovely blouse. - Thank you. 461 00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:08,300 - Welcome. - You're not gonna get away with this. 462 00:27:08,550 --> 00:27:11,600 - I got away with it. Look around. Nobody... - I don't believe this. 463 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,200 - Why not? - I mean, I believe it! 463 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,900 - I just don't believe that anybody else is gonna believe it. - You wanna bet? 464 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,150 - Don't sit-- - George! 465 00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:19,400 - Hi. - You know Joel Spector. 465 00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:21,400 - Hello, Joel. How are you? - How're you going? Hi. 466 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,350 Listen I talked to Stuart. I talked to him yesterday. 467 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,750 He'll be one more week in London. Then he definitely... 468 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000 - I missed you! - Then he definitely... 469 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:33,000 - You know, he's such a tickly-wickly. - Then he definitely wants to meet. 469 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,000 You've never been that ticklish before. We go back years. 470 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,600 - We haven't been introduced. - He'll call you. 470 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,900 - Hi, Joel Spector. - Hi. 471 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:39,900 Joel... I'm sorry. 471 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,800 - Phil Weintraub. - Hi, how are you? 472 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:43,000 - I'm sorry. This is Michael... - So rude! 472 00:27:43,100 --> 00:27:44,800 - Dorothy Michaels. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Pleasure. 473 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:47,800 May I say, Mr. Weintraub, that you are the best director... 474 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,400 - Producer. - Sorry, producer. 475 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,400 ...on the Broadway scene today. 476 00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:53,850 Thank you. Thank you, Miss Michaels. 477 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,900 - Hope to see you again. - Yes, let's have lunch. 478 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,800 - Fine. - Call you. 478 00:27:58,900 --> 00:27:59,700 - George. - Nice meeting you. 479 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,300 You know, he's very handsome. I think you ought to represent him. 480 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,550 - You are psychotic! - No, I'm not. I'm employed. 481 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,750 - I got the whole world... - Don't! 482 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,100 - I'm not gonna make fun of you. - Just don't get close to me! 483 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,400 I want you to loan me $1,000 till payday. 483 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,000 - For what? - For what? For what? 484 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,250 I gotta have something to wear besides this. 485 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:37,200 I won't let you not buy it. It's the most becoming dress you've had on. 486 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,100 But I think it makes me look dumpy. 487 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:43,250 That's because you're wearing ankle straps. Believe me, with a few alterations... 488 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,050 Taxi! Taxi! Taxi! 489 00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:48,350 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 490 00:28:48,550 --> 00:28:51,300 What are you doing? I was here first! 491 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,150 Thank you. 492 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,000 Those women were like animals! 492 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,200 I saw this one beautiful handbag that was on sale, 493 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:09,000 but I was too frightened to fight for it. 493 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,600 I mean, they're vicious. They kill their own. 494 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:15,750 The woman that finally bought this handbag, I know did time. 495 00:29:15,950 --> 00:29:18,050 Now I don't have a decent handbag. 496 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,450 See this lingerie? You know what it costs? And the makeup? 497 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,400 I don't know how a woman could keep herself attractive and not starve these days? 498 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,400 Can I have a little more cottage cheese? 499 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:28,500 - Is this the one you wore today? - Oh, yeah, I gotta set that before I go to bed. 500 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,250 Easy, easy, easy. Please! 501 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:31,750 I'm dieting. Please. 502 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,300 I gotta get up at 4:30, do a close shave. 503 00:29:34,550 --> 00:29:37,850 I already called the studio. I told them that I got to do my own makeup, because I have an allergy. 504 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:42,000 Mike, I really appreciate your doing this, but it is just for the money, isn't it? 505 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,950 It's not just so you can wear these little outfits? 506 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,400 I'm not even gonna answer that. 506 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:50,100 It all sounds to be one of the great acting challenges an actor could have. 507 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,650 You know what my real problem is though? 508 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,050 Cramps. 509 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,900 No, not cramps. 510 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:58,900 - Sandy. - Sandy. 511 00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:01,000 How am I gonna tell her they cast a man instead of her? 511 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,650 She gets suicidal at a birthday party! 512 00:30:02,850 --> 00:30:03,950 Don't tell her. 513 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,150 Where am I gonna say I got the money from? 514 00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:10,500 What am I gonna do? Tell her somebody died and left it to me? 515 00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,950 - Oh, my God! When did she die? - Last week. 516 00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:15,750 - Of what? - A disease. 517 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,500 - Gee, what a coincidence! - Mm-hm. 518 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:23,000 I mean, your needing $8,000 and her dying and leaving you exactly that much! 519 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,750 - Isn't it? - It's, well... 520 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,700 - All right, kid. - Oh, it's mine? 521 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,850 - Start learning your lines. - I'm excited! 522 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,750 - You sure did! - This is the greatest part! 523 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 - Come on, I want you to take you out to dinner. Get dressed. - Really? 523 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:34,750 Yeah! It's about time we started celebrating something. 524 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,700 - To 'Return to the Love Canal'. - Come on, hurry up. 525 00:30:38,350 --> 00:30:39,850 - I'll jump in the shower. It'll take 5 minutes. - Hurry! 525 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:41,150 - I'll be right back. - Hurrrrry! 526 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,050 Why, yes. 527 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,550 Michael, you know, we can stay here, if you want to, and... 528 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:34,450 - What are you doing? - Oh, God! Oh! I'm... 529 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,900 Michael! 529 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,650 Sandy, I want you. 530 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,200 You want me? 531 00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:46,050 I want you. I want you. 532 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,900 - Will I ever see you again? - What? 532 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,600 Sandy, we've known each other six years. 533 00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:56,750 I know. But sex changes things. 534 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:00,300 I mean, I've had relationships where I know a guy, and then have sex with him, 535 00:32:00,550 --> 00:32:03,700 and then I bump into him some place, and he acts like I loaned him money. 536 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,300 Yeah. Well, that's not me, okay? I'll call you tomorrow. 537 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,400 Michael, I know there's pain in every relationship. 537 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:10,950 I would just like to have my pain now, okay? 538 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,000 I mean, otherwise, I will just wait by the phone. 539 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,750 And then if you don't call, I'll have pain and wait by the phone. 540 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,200 It's a waste of time. 541 00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:19,700 All right, let's make it definite. Dinner tomorrow. 541 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,700 ♪ Hey ♪ 541 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,500 ♪ Ain't we met some place ♪ 541 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 ♪ What a face ♪ 541 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,400 ♪ Whoever you are ♪ 541 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,900 ♪ Big brown eyes ♪ 541 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,600 ♪ Winking back at me ♪ 541 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,600 ♪ I can see ♪ 541 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,700 ♪ We're gonna go far ♪ 541 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,800 ♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪ 541 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000 ♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪ 541 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:09,000 ♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪♪ 542 00:33:22,450 --> 00:33:23,500 Mom? 543 00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:29,500 What do you think? Hurry. I'm late. 544 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,600 Turn around. 545 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,550 Smile. 546 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,550 - Say something. - How do you do, Jeff? It's nice to meet you. 547 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,450 You look very nice. Nice. 548 00:33:40,550 --> 00:33:42,000 But the hair's not right. 549 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,700 No, it's kind of high. You got kind of a Howard Johnson's thing going on there. 550 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,050 Well, do something. I can't be late my first day. Come on. 551 00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:52,250 - Easy, easy! - It's not your head. 552 00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:54,300 - Okay? - Let's see. 553 00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,400 Well, it works. 554 00:33:57,950 --> 00:33:59,050 But what? 555 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,900 Don't play hard to get. 556 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,950 Taxi! Taxi! 557 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:06,250 Taxi! 558 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:18,750 - Hi, Dorothy Michaels, 'Southwest General'. - Oh, yeah. Miss Michaels. 559 00:34:18,850 --> 00:34:21,000 That's TV-2. Dead straight ahead, take your first right. 560 00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,400 Thank you. Is that clock right? 561 00:34:22,650 --> 00:34:24,150 - Right on the money. - I couldn't get a cab. 562 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,750 - Hi, Bobby. This is Miss Michaels. - How do you do? 563 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,200 You'll be in Room 4, Miss Michaels, and we'll need you on set in about 15 minutes. 563 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,300 Right. 564 00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:34,500 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Hi. Oh, that's... 565 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:36,850 - Oh, Jesus. - It's quite all right. 566 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,250 - I'm April Paige. How're you doing? Are you okay? - My, what a nice-looking table. 567 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,500 - Really? - Yes, it's very smooth. 568 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:45,900 And that's a very good idea. A socket for a plug. 569 00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:48,900 - Yeah, well, we got everything. - Yes, I see. 570 00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:52,900 Just push all that stuff out of the way. Make yourself at home, okay? 571 00:34:55,650 --> 00:34:56,700 Yes? 572 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,200 One more thing, Miss Michaels. I forgot to give you these. 572 00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:00,300 Thank you. 573 00:35:00,650 --> 00:35:02,500 - Oh, are these for today? - Yes. 574 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,800 They always throw stuff at you in the last minute. 574 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:05,900 You could lose your mind around here. 575 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,500 - Oh, my goodness! - What's wrong? 576 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,200 I have to kiss Dr. Brewster! 576 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,150 Oh, yeah. He kisses all the women on the show. 577 00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:13,550 We call him "The Tongue". 578 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,250 Okay, quickly now. The tubes have pulled out of Rick's nose. 579 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,600 Julie, there's been an alert at your station. 580 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:24,700 Rick, get on the floor. That's why the tubes pulled out. 581 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:28,200 Now, when Julie starts stuffing the tubes back up your nose, 582 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:30,100 you grab her hard, and I mean hard. 582 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,400 - Right. - In his condition? 583 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,350 Absolutely. He's been out of his mind since he fell through the ice. 584 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000 Also, Rick, you're in a delirioum. You think she's Anthea. 585 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:39,300 - Mr. Carlysle, I-- - Jesus Christ! 586 00:35:39,550 --> 00:35:42,300 I wonder if we could have a little more hammering here?! 587 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:49,000 Now, when you grab her, maybe you even say, "Anthea! Anthea!" 588 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:51,950 Yeah, that's good. Is my violin here somewhere in the room? 589 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,900 No, your violin's sunk. It's at the bottom of the lake. 589 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:55,900 Now, Lisa... 590 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:58,000 The violin fell through the ice. 591 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:01,200 - He was playing during the thaw. - Oh. 592 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:03,600 - You're Dorothy Michaels, aren't you? - Yes. 593 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:05,700 I'm John Van Horn. 594 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,900 We're up next. 595 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,500 Now, Julie, honey... 595 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,700 When he grabs you, you've got to be torn, you've got to struggle. 596 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,600 Because you know you've got to get those tubes stuck back up his nose. 597 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:23,500 But at the same time, you realize that you're in the arms of a man, 598 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,500 whose music was everything to Anthea. It was her whole life. 599 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:31,150 I mean, this is a man who stood by you after Ted's breakdown. 600 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,500 Bernie, get me a bagel and cream cheese, will you? 601 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:36,800 - Julie, you want anything? - No, no. She's fine, thanks. 602 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,200 So it's a struggle, but you're struggling with yourself as well. Do you understand? 603 00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:44,100 - And I lose, right? - Oh, baby! Get down here a minute. 604 00:36:44,350 --> 00:36:48,250 Now, then, Rick, it says when she comes down to her knees, 605 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,450 it inflames your desire. 606 00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:53,000 God knows, it always inflames my desire. 607 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:54,300 Okay, Big John. 608 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:56,950 - Dorothy, come on in here. - Mr. Carlysle, I want to ask this question. 609 00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,400 Everybody, this is Dorothy Michaels, the new hospital administrator. 610 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,700 - Hi. - Hello, Dorothy. 611 00:37:02,300 --> 00:37:05,800 Hi. We met the other day. Julie Nichols, hospital slut. 612 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,600 Oh, no. 613 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,750 - Now, Mr. Carlysle I wanna ask you a teeny-weeny-- - Now, sweetheart, I'm sorry, 613 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,200 but we have so little time, we can't even rehearse. 614 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,900 - What I'm gonna do is show you your marks, - Just a teeny little question about... 614 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,750 - and then we're gonna go straight to tape. All right? You'll be all right. - ...me and Dr. Brewster... 615 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,550 Big John, you'll enter from here obviously, you see them struggling, 616 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,900 you cross to right here and then you cry loudly, "Nurse Charles, are you insane?" 617 00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:27,650 Yes, I see. Will it be on the teleprompter, "loudly"? 618 00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:29,650 - Yeah. - And who do I say that to? 619 00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:32,450 - Nurse Charles. - Nurse Charles. 620 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,600 - See, I thought when Dr. Brewster-- - Now, toots, come here. 621 00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:37,650 You will enter from here, you cross over to this mark. 622 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:39,750 - Yes, I know my mark. But I thought when-- - Right here. 623 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,500 - The corridor scene will be played right here. Okay? - Yes, I know. 624 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,650 See, I just wanted to ask, concerning the doctor... 625 00:37:46,950 --> 00:37:49,500 Places, please. Stand by, tape is rolling. 626 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:54,250 Five, four, three... 627 00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:57,300 Anthea! 628 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,050 Oh, Anthea! 629 00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,000 Freeze up. Ready on 1-25. 630 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:07,200 Nurse Charles! Are you insane? 631 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:10,250 I'm Emily Kimberly, the new hospital administrator. 632 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:14,150 Nurse Charles, what on earth is going on here, dear? 633 00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:17,100 Help me get her to her feet, Miss Kimberly. 634 00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:19,400 John's going. 635 00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:25,250 Nurse Charles, tend to your patient and faint on your own time, is that clear? 636 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,950 - Yes, Miss... Kimberly. - Kimberly. 637 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,350 Dr. Brewster, you and I must talk. 638 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,300 - Talk to me Rita, you want to keep rolling? - It's okay. It's okay. The girl saved it. 639 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:37,700 - You haven't changed at all, Emily. - Oh, but I have, Medford. 640 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:42,300 You know, Emily, there's no reason for us to be in opposite camps. 641 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,050 We can rule Southwest General together. 642 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:48,150 I admire people with power. 643 00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:51,300 Women with power, especially. 644 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,850 God, she hit him on the head. Rita, she hit him on the head. 645 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:58,000 ...and then not consider that a threat? 646 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:00,950 I'm afraid, Dr. Brewster, that you have underestimated me. 647 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:04,150 If you want to win me over, you'll have to deal with my mind... 648 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,900 and not my lips. 649 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,550 - Cut it. - And stop tape. 650 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,700 - I was supposed to kiss her. - You know, Mr. Carlysle, it was just an instinct. 651 00:39:10,950 --> 00:39:14,100 I can't remember what you said to me about my character being more threatening. 652 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,750 It was a good instinct. It would've been mine. 653 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:19,100 Wait a minute. I'll handle the instincts here. 654 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:21,650 It happened to be a very good instinct, toots, 655 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:26,100 but the next time you want to change something, you've to discuss it with me first. Do you understand? 656 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,450 Yes, I was wrong not to. 657 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,000 Good girl. Okay. 658 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,600 Big John, wonderful! Womderful! 659 00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:33,950 All right, people. 660 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,650 Item seven. In the corridor. 661 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,300 - Thanks for catching me. - Oh, sure. 662 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,900 You saved my ass. Literally. 663 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:44,750 - Dorothy... - Yes. 664 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:48,100 I just want to say I loved what you did in our scene. 664 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,300 - Thank you. - Welcome aboard! 665 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,550 Well, you know, you were good too... 666 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:04,050 Can I have your autograph? I have been watching the show forever. 667 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,550 You're so great. 668 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,650 Wonderful! Oh, thank you! 669 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:10,150 Thank you, Miss Nichols. That was certainly an exhilarating first day. 670 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,250 - Yeah, you tell me about it next week. - Well, good night. 671 00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:14,600 Julie, come on, baby. 672 00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:18,450 Oh, can we drop you somewhere? Maybe you'd like to join us for a drink. 673 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:21,800 - No, thanks. I feel like walking. - Okay, bye. 674 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,400 She's really a very, very attractive girl. 675 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:39,150 And she's no dummy either, but for the life of me, 676 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,850 I cannot understand what she's doing hanging around with that director. 677 00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:45,150 He treats her like she's just... 678 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,800 - ...nothing! - I think you're right. 679 00:40:48,050 --> 00:40:50,450 I'm gonna rewrite the necktie scene without the necktie. 680 00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:52,300 I don't like the way he condescends to me either. 681 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,350 He calls me "sweetheart", calls me "honey". He doesn't even know my name. 682 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,250 He calls her "baby". 683 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,500 He pushed me around today. 683 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,000 I'm telling you, If I didn't have the dress on, I would've kicked his arrrogant ass in. 684 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,150 How'd you ever end up communicating with this guy? 685 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:06,900 He told me what he wanted. I didn't agree with him. I didn't say anything. 686 00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:11,850 I did it the way I wanted to. He bawled me out, and I apologized to him. That was that. 687 00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:13,850 I think... 687 00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:16,300 I think Dorothy's smarter than I am. 688 00:41:16,650 --> 00:41:19,850 I just wish I looked prettier, you know? I look in the mirror and... 689 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:22,050 Maybe I can just get a softer... 690 00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:25,100 hair or something, because she deserves it. 691 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,200 - Don't! Don't answer that! - Why not? 692 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:33,200 - Don't, because it could be for Dorothy. Please. - Why'd you give them this number? 693 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,550 I had to. The show has to contact in case they change the schedule. I had no choice. 694 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,300 - I'll answer and find out. - No, no, no! 695 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,700 I don't want them to think that Dorothy's living with a man. It's wrong for her. She lives alone. 696 00:41:41,950 --> 00:41:44,300 It could be for me. This could be important. Why don't you answer it as Dorothy? 697 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,450 I can't answer it as Dorothy! What if it's Sandy? 698 00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,150 What if it's Diane? How do I explain that there's a woman here? 699 00:41:49,350 --> 00:41:51,150 All right, I'll get a service tomorrow. 700 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,100 You know, when you were playing Cyrano 700 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,850 and you stuck a saber underneath my armpit in the couch, 701 00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:59,300 you know, I didn't say anything. 702 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:02,550 When you were hopping around, ranting about your hump, 703 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:05,250 saying this was a bell tower, I didn't say anything. 704 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:08,800 But I don't see any reason why I should just sit here pretending I'm not home, 705 00:42:09,050 --> 00:42:11,500 just because you're not that kind of girl. 706 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,100 That's weird. 707 00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:16,350 - Where are you going? - I'm going to Diane's. 708 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,550 That way if anybody wants to reach me, including Diane, they can talk to me. 709 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,850 What do you think I'm doing this for? For you, for the play, for Sandy... 710 00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,450 Yeah, well, I told you to give me the pain yesterday, Michael. 711 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:33,450 Sandy, I'm sorry. I can't talk long. 712 00:42:33,850 --> 00:42:35,700 I just don't have the energy. I think I have a virus. 713 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,200 I didn't forget. I just may have the flu or something. 714 00:42:38,450 --> 00:42:40,300 - Oh, Michael, do you have a fever? - I think so. 715 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,750 - How much? - I don't know. 715 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,450 Oh, my God! Well, go right to bed and take two aspirin, 716 00:42:43,550 --> 00:42:45,650 and bundle up, and sweat, and drink plenty of liquids, 717 00:42:45,850 --> 00:42:49,600 and above all, take 1,000 units of vitamin C every hour with milk only. 718 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:17,350 Did you give Melanie an overdose actually on purpose? 719 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,250 I don't know. I don't write the shit, you know. 720 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:24,450 Don't be so hard on Dr. Brewster. He's only mean, because he's so insecure. 721 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:27,150 Well, I have to be tough on him, because he just wants my body. 722 00:43:27,350 --> 00:43:29,250 Dorothy, you're so bad. 723 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,000 - You know, you look just the way you look. - Oh, thank you. 723 00:43:32,050 --> 00:43:34,650 - You know, you're very attractive too. - Dorothy... 724 00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:36,550 I want you to meet my dad, Les. 725 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,700 - Well, it's nice to meet you. - I feel I know you already. 726 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,200 You know, I just love your daughter to pieces. 727 00:43:54,650 --> 00:43:58,300 I can't write any clearer than I can write, man. It's in English. 728 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,400 - What do you think of those? - For Sandy? 729 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:03,950 No, for me, for Dorothy. I mean not exactly, but that kind of idea. What do you think? 730 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,750 - It's a little overstated. - Really? Wait a minute! 731 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,250 Jesus! 732 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,950 - That's her. - Nurse Charles! 733 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,500 You got it. Thursday, what time? 734 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,850 8:30. 735 00:44:24,650 --> 00:44:26,850 I will not forget. Okay, bye-bye. 736 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,200 "Things have been so much better since you came to Southwest General." 737 00:44:41,450 --> 00:44:43,500 - "We're all so grateful to you." - For? 738 00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:48,600 - "For your help and advice." - "I really think of you all as my daughters." 739 00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:52,250 "And what kind of mother would I be, if I didn't give my girls tits?" 740 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,750 "Tips". It's "tips". 741 00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:56,550 Tips. 742 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,950 I think you'll find you picked the wrong man to challenge, Miss Kimberly. 743 00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:03,350 It was you who pro... Look at me when I talk to you, Dr. Brewster. 744 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,550 I don't trust a man who won't meet my eye. 745 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,550 I don't trust it in a bank teller I don't trust it in an insurance salesman, 746 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:12,200 and I certainly don't trust it in a chief surgeon. Now... 747 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,400 It was you who provoked this confrontation, sir. 748 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:16,850 You're an incredibly insensitive woman, Miss Kimberly. 749 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,800 Stop thinking of me as a woman, Medford, and start thinking of me as a person. 750 00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:23,850 That's what Southwest General is made of, people. 751 00:45:25,850 --> 00:45:28,400 And have Nurse Charles see me immediately. 752 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,250 - Okay, One push in for a close-up. - Not too close! 753 00:45:32,500 --> 00:45:34,400 Okay, hold it there. 754 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:37,150 - And cut it! - Stop tape. 755 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,000 Dorothy, it was wonderful the way you held my face. 756 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,300 You controlled me completely. I felt your power. 757 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:46,100 Well, thank you, John, but, you know, you had some great moments. 757 00:45:46,150 --> 00:45:47,150 - Really? - Yeah. 758 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,750 Hold it. Good news, children. 759 00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:52,750 Our brilliant engineering staff has once again erased an entire reel of the show. 760 00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:56,650 So, we have to retape 14, 15 and 16. 761 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,250 Hey, hey, hey! It's either that or do it live tomorrow. 762 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,300 I think we should tape it, don't you? 763 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:06,450 Okay, that's a wrap. See you bright and early, 6:30 tomorrow. 764 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:24,150 - Good night, Dorothy. - Good night, Ben. 765 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,100 That's some day, huh? 766 00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:32,850 What? Oh, you mean about doing it over again. 767 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:35,650 Tell me, does that happen often? 768 00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:39,100 Every once in a while. You know, we actually had to do it live once. 769 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,200 Live! 770 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,200 You should have seen Van Horn's face. Of course, you couldn't see Van Horn's face. 771 00:46:44,450 --> 00:46:46,750 'Cause he was so panicked, we had to shoot him from the back. 772 00:46:47,950 --> 00:46:50,400 - You want some wine? - No, thanks. I better be getting home. 773 00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:54,250 I have to wash my hair. Thanks anyway. 774 00:46:54,450 --> 00:46:56,050 - Dorothy? - Yes? 775 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:59,900 Listen, I know this is exactly what you want to hear right now, 776 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,900 but we've got 26 pages tomorrow, and I was just wondering 777 00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:06,600 if you could find it in your heart to come over and run some lines with me tonight. 777 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:07,600 Well... 778 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,850 And I could make you something to eat. 779 00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,350 Night, Fay. 780 00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,400 I'm a born defroster. 781 00:47:13,650 --> 00:47:15,350 What do you mean you don't have a thing to wear? 782 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,550 - She's seen me in all of these. - She hasn't seen you in the white thing. 783 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,800 - What, this? - Yeah. 783 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:23,250 You cannot wear white to a casual dinner. It's too dressy. 784 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:26,700 - You couldn't wear pants? - No. Pants? I can't. 785 00:47:27,550 --> 00:47:29,600 - What about this thing? - No, no. I don't have the right shoes for it. 786 00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:31,750 I hate the way the horizontal lines make me look too hippy, 787 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,950 and it cuts me across the bust. 788 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,250 I think we're getting into a weird area here. 789 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,700 This is smart. What about this? Seriously. 790 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,050 You look like you should ring a school bell. 791 00:47:42,650 --> 00:47:45,750 This may seem silly to you, but this is our first date. 792 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,700 I just want to look pretty for her. 793 00:47:48,650 --> 00:47:51,950 - Hi. - Hi. What a pretty outfit. 794 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:53,500 - Yeah. I'm glad you like it. - Come on in. 795 00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,500 - Thank you. I brought you something. - Oh, God, you didn't have to do that. 796 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,900 It was nothing. 797 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,200 Come on in. I'll put them in some water. 798 00:48:01,450 --> 00:48:03,450 - Oh, what a big apartment! - Yeah. 799 00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:06,750 - And what a lovely, lovely room! - Is it? 800 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,850 - Yes, it's yummy. - I had a decorator do it. 801 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,350 Before the show, no money. Since the show, no time. 802 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:16,450 - Amy is asleep. Finally. - Scared the daylights out of me. 803 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:21,800 Miss Nichols, that child is never gonna learn anything, if you keep-- 804 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,800 Thank you, Mrs. Crawley. 805 00:48:24,050 --> 00:48:26,650 - Dorothy Michaels, Mrs. Crawley. - I'm sorry, I didn't know. 806 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:28,500 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 807 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:31,300 - She scares the shit out of me. - Scared me to death. 808 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,300 Drop your coat here. 809 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:36,600 - Who is it? - Amy's nanny. 810 00:48:36,850 --> 00:48:38,100 - Oh. - And she hates me. 811 00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:39,400 Who's Amy? 812 00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:40,600 My daughter. 812 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,600 Oh! 813 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:43,550 She was 14 months old last week. 814 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,600 I didn't know you had a baby. 815 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,850 - You got any kids, Dorothy? - Oh, no, no. 816 00:48:49,850 --> 00:48:52,900 - Were you ever married? - No, I haven't been that fortunate. 817 00:48:53,150 --> 00:48:57,050 I was engaged once, though, to a brilliant young actor, 818 00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,750 whose career unfortunately was cut short 819 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:01,000 by the insensitivity of theatrical establishment. 820 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:03,350 - They killed him? - In a manner of speaking, uh-huh. 821 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,600 Sutton gave up acting, and me as well. 822 00:49:07,850 --> 00:49:12,000 He's working now as a waiter in a disreputable restaurant. 823 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,950 I don't want to talk about it. 824 00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:15,500 Maybe you'd like a little wine? 825 00:49:15,750 --> 00:49:19,200 No, I think I'd better keep sharp when we work, you know? 826 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,500 You mind if I ask you a question? 827 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:26,250 Do you worry about using so much heavy make-up on your skin all the time? 828 00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:28,400 No. I don't worry. 829 00:49:28,650 --> 00:49:29,900 I have a little... 830 00:49:30,850 --> 00:49:33,150 mustache problem I'm real sensitive to. 831 00:49:33,350 --> 00:49:36,350 Probably just too many male hormones or something. 832 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,750 Well, some men find that attractive. 833 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:45,050 I know, I know. I just don't like the men that find it attractive. 834 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,650 I take it you're divorced? 835 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,650 Oh, no, I've never been married. 836 00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:57,000 Perhaps I'll just have one little drink. 837 00:50:05,350 --> 00:50:07,050 Tell me about Ron. 838 00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:10,450 - How much time have you got? - Go on. 839 00:50:10,950 --> 00:50:13,050 Well, Ron... 840 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,950 Ron is, hands down, the best director of daytime drama. 841 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,500 - Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet? - Uh-uh. 842 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:23,000 There was a time when anybody called it a soap opera in front of a civilian, 843 00:50:23,050 --> 00:50:25,400 Rita would fine them a quarter. I think that's how she bought her Mercedes. 844 00:50:25,550 --> 00:50:27,700 You're not telling me about you and Ron. 845 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:32,150 That's night time drama. He's interesting there too. 846 00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:34,300 Oh, you mean he's... 847 00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:38,600 You mean you have a good relationship. 848 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:43,200 I don't know. What's a good relationship, Dotty? Can I call you Dotty? 849 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:47,000 - Oh, please do. - Ron's smart, and he's funny. 850 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,850 We got some things in common. 851 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,250 Listen, do you know any guy who's interested in a woman who wants her dinner at 4:00, 852 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:54,600 is unconscious by 9:00, and goes to work at dawn? 853 00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:57,100 But how does he treat you? 854 00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,900 Ah, that. 855 00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,450 Listen, you don't think I do this without a plan, do you? 855 00:51:02,550 --> 00:51:03,550 What do you mean? 856 00:51:03,650 --> 00:51:08,450 There are a lot of men out there. I'm selective. I look around very carefully. 857 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:11,700 And when I find the one I think can give me the worst possible time, 858 00:51:11,850 --> 00:51:13,550 that's when I make my move. 859 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,800 All my lines sound like subtitles for a Czech movie. 860 00:51:26,050 --> 00:51:29,350 Listen, try answering as if the question took you by complete surprise. 861 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:30,600 What do you mean? 861 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:33,100 I'm gonna ask you a question, you just answer it. 861 00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:34,300 Okay. 862 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,500 Why do you drink so much? 863 00:51:36,450 --> 00:51:41,550 When you grow up the way I did, an orphan raised by a sister 16 years older... 864 00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:43,200 you have few illusions. 865 00:51:43,450 --> 00:51:45,300 - There you go. - Did it make a difference? 866 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,100 - Yes. You got it. - Oh, thanks, Dorothy. 867 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:53,150 Why do you drink so much? 868 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,350 Because it's not fattening, 869 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:56,800 and it's not good for me. 869 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,250 How many things can you say that about? 870 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:02,050 You tell me that I should mind my own business. 871 00:52:02,250 --> 00:52:04,750 I just don't think you should worry about it. 872 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:10,150 - I mean, it's nice of you, but... - But I should mind my own business. 873 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,700 I mean, it's all so complicated, isn't it? 874 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,250 - What? - All of it. 875 00:52:17,450 --> 00:52:20,950 Truthfully, don't you find being a woman in the '80s complicated? 876 00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,850 Extremely. 877 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,450 - You know what I wish, just once? - What? 878 00:52:27,350 --> 00:52:30,250 That a guy could be honest enough just to walk right up to me and say, 879 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,350 "Hey, listen, you know, I'm confused about this too. 880 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,200 "I could lay a big line on you, we could do a lot of role-playing. 881 00:52:37,450 --> 00:52:41,250 "But the simple truth is, I find you very interesting, 882 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:45,100 "and I'd really like to make love with you." Simple as that. 883 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,100 - Wouldn't that be a relief? - Heaven. 884 00:52:48,850 --> 00:52:49,950 Sheer heaven. 885 00:52:51,150 --> 00:52:55,400 Ron was supposed to come over last night. I had dinner all ready for him. 886 00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:57,100 He never showed up. 887 00:52:57,300 --> 00:52:59,200 Oh, my Lord! What time is it? 888 00:52:59,850 --> 00:53:02,250 - It's 10:30. - I gotta go. 889 00:53:02,450 --> 00:53:06,500 Listen, forgive me for rushing off like this. It was a wonderful dinner. 890 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,150 The dinner is burned. 891 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,400 I'm sorry I'm late. But, listen, I was taking a shower, 892 00:53:28,650 --> 00:53:30,250 and, really, the water got turned off, 893 00:53:30,450 --> 00:53:32,600 and I got soap in my eyes. 894 00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:35,900 I had to go to five different stores to get your favorite flavor... 895 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Chocolate-chocolate chip. 896 00:53:37,150 --> 00:53:38,500 Michael, I saw her. 897 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:40,700 What are you talking about? You saw who? 898 00:53:40,950 --> 00:53:42,600 When you were so late, I went by your place... 898 00:53:42,700 --> 00:53:43,700 - When? - Tonight. 899 00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,450 ...and I waited outside and I saw that fat woman go into your apartment. 900 00:53:47,750 --> 00:53:49,300 Fat woman? 901 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:51,750 The one in the raincoat. 902 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,750 Oh, that woman! That's a friend of Jeff's. 903 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,800 She came over to help him with the play. 904 00:54:00,050 --> 00:54:02,400 They've known each other for years. 905 00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:04,250 You really think she's fat? 906 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:07,600 Well, it was dark in the stairway, but, yes, I thought she was fat. 907 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,500 And since when does Jeff start collaborating on his play? 908 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,900 She's an old friend. She happens to be an excellent typist. 909 00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:16,150 Look, Sandy, I'm not having an affair with the woman that came in my apartment, all right? 910 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,400 It's impossible. 911 00:54:19,650 --> 00:54:21,700 Michael, I don't want to make trouble. 912 00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:24,700 I never should have people over for dinner. They never show up. 913 00:54:24,950 --> 00:54:27,950 I'm sorry. I feel guilty. You feel guilty. I'm sorry. 914 00:54:28,150 --> 00:54:29,200 - Don't do that, Sandy. - I'm sorry. 914 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:32,200 Don't apologize to me, because I'm three hours late. 915 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,700 You should be furious. 916 00:54:34,900 --> 00:54:36,400 You've just been so great to me, Michael. 917 00:54:36,650 --> 00:54:39,200 You were so terrific to help me with the audition for that soap. 917 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,800 It's that soap! 918 00:54:41,050 --> 00:54:43,450 Oh, that soap! 919 00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:47,400 By the way, did you see that cow they hired? 920 00:54:47,650 --> 00:54:49,200 Cow? 921 00:54:49,350 --> 00:54:51,400 They must've gone a different way. 922 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:52,850 She is awful. 923 00:54:55,550 --> 00:54:58,250 Well, I heard she was pretty good. 924 00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,900 Baloney! 925 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:02,650 And she's supposed to be tough, right? She's supposed to be tough. 926 00:55:02,850 --> 00:55:04,850 She's not tough. She's a wimp! 927 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:08,400 Maybe it's the lines. After all, she doesn't make up her own lines. 928 00:55:08,650 --> 00:55:10,350 Well, I think she should. 929 00:55:10,550 --> 00:55:12,250 They couldn't be any worse. 930 00:55:12,450 --> 00:55:14,550 I can't move out, Miss Kimberly. 931 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,900 I have no place to go. 932 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:19,550 I don't know what to do. 933 00:55:22,700 --> 00:55:26,300 Don't lie there cringing and tell me your husband beats you, but you can't move out, Mrs. Marion. 934 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:29,100 - Why should you move out? It's your house too! - What is she saying? 935 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,700 Three's up. Ready one. 936 00:55:30,950 --> 00:55:33,500 Do you know what I'd do, if somebody did this to me? 937 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:37,900 If I saw him around again, I'd pick up the biggest thing around, and I'd just take it, and I'd... 938 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,500 and bash their brains right through 939 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:44,550 the top of their skull, before I'd let them beat me up again. 940 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:49,050 Well, I can't afford therapy, Miss Kimberly. 941 00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:51,450 Therapy? Who said anything about therapy? 942 00:55:51,650 --> 00:55:52,950 - Cut it, Ron. - Yeah. Cut it! 943 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:56,700 Wait a minute. Her line is, "Your husband..." 944 00:55:56,950 --> 00:55:58,050 Okay, okay. Wait a second. Okay. 945 00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:00,000 May I say in my own defense, Miss Marshall, 946 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:02,600 that to tell a woman with two children, no money, 947 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:06,250 and a husband that beats her up like this, with a broken arm and a bashed-in face, 948 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:10,100 to move out of her house into a welfare center in order to get therapy is just a lot of... 949 00:56:10,350 --> 00:56:13,050 horseshit! Excuse me. I wouldn't do it, would you? 950 00:56:13,300 --> 00:56:15,350 - I can't act with this. - Oh, shut up. 951 00:56:15,550 --> 00:56:16,600 Ron? 952 00:56:33,700 --> 00:56:36,550 - I'm partially to blame, Miss Kimberly. - Yeah. 953 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,250 I know I'm pretty, and I use it. 954 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:44,200 I just guess I shouldn't have gone to Dr. Brewster's office so late. 955 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:45,650 Well, no, that's not true. 956 00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:49,850 You know, Dr. Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward, 957 00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:53,600 always claiming to be in the throes of an uncontrollable impulse. 958 00:56:53,850 --> 00:56:55,350 Do you know what? 959 00:56:56,150 --> 00:57:01,050 I think I'm gonna give every nurse on this floor an electric cattle prod, 960 00:57:01,550 --> 00:57:04,900 and instruct them to just zap him in his "badubies". 961 00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:06,400 Cattle prod?! 962 00:57:06,650 --> 00:57:09,700 Ruby, hi. Do you want to open up the yellow pages 963 00:57:09,950 --> 00:57:12,700 under the section of Farm Equipment Retail? 963 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,700 ♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪ 963 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:26,500 ♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪ 963 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:34,000 ♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪ 963 00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,000 ♪ Hey ♪ 963 00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,800 ♪ Tootsie you and I ♪ 963 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,000 ♪ We're riding high ♪ 963 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,300 ♪ Rolling along ♪ 963 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,000 ♪ You're a real ♪ 963 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,000 ♪ Razzle dazzle, you ♪ 963 00:57:53,900 --> 00:57:55,800 ♪ Whatever you do ♪ 963 00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:59,500 ♪ Keep singing your song ♪ 963 00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:05,000 ♪ Go, Tootsie, go ♪ 963 00:58:07,300 --> 00:58:11,500 ♪ Roll, baby, roll ♪ 963 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:20,000 ♪ Sweet Tootsie roll ♪♪ 964 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,900 I am Dorothy. Dorothy is me. Nobody's writing that part. It's coming out of me. 965 00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:28,900 You are Michael. You're acting Dorothy. 966 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,700 It's the same thing. There's a woman in me. 966 00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:32,150 - I'm experiencing these feelings. - Let's not get carried away with this. 967 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,900 Why can't you get me a special? 967 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,100 Please, I could sing as Dorothy, I could do some monologues. 968 00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,200 I feel I have something to say to women. 968 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:38,300 - Something meaningful. - Listen to me, Michael. 969 00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,000 You have nothing to say to women. 969 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:41,650 That's not true! I've plenty to say to women! 970 00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,900 I've been an unemployed actor for 20 years, George. You know that. 971 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,250 I know what it's like to sit by the phone waiting for it to ring. 972 00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,450 And when I finally get a job, I have no control! 973 00:58:50,550 --> 00:58:52,450 Everybody else has the power, and I got zip! 974 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,350 If I could impart that experience to other women like me... 975 00:58:55,450 --> 00:58:56,450 You've got to listen to me, Michael! 975 00:58:56,500 --> 00:58:58,150 There are no other women like you. You're a man! 976 00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:01,700 Yes, I realize that, of course. But I'm also an actress. 977 00:59:02,050 --> 00:59:04,100 Michael, I don't think we should argue about this. 977 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,800 - I mean, really, what's-- - I'm a potentially great actress. 978 00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:07,800 - I could do Medea. I could do Ophelia. - Great actress! Right! 979 00:59:07,900 --> 00:59:10,600 I could do Lady Macbeth, just like they did in Shakespeare's days. 980 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,600 - Why don't you get the writers at the agency to... - I got a terrific idea. 981 00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:15,250 - I could do a great Eleanor Roosevelt. - I got a terrific idea. 982 00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:17,250 - We could do the Eleanor Roosevelt story. - Let's don't do this. Let's not... 983 00:59:17,450 --> 00:59:19,350 - The Eleanor Roosevelt story? - Yes! 984 00:59:19,550 --> 00:59:21,050 What's the matter with that? 985 00:59:21,150 --> 00:59:22,150 - I could be brilliant. - Michael, listen... 985 00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,350 Phil Weintraub's party is Saturday night. Let's just go. 986 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,500 Forget it, have a good time, have a couple of drinks. Don't take yourself so seriously! 987 00:59:27,550 --> 00:59:30,300 - He never invited me to a party before. - I'm inviting you. Me. 988 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:33,700 That really looks great. He did a fabulous job on your eyes. 989 00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,950 I can't blink for a week, really. 990 00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,950 - I don't like it here. - Stand up straight. 991 00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,600 - What do you want to drink? - A double champagne. 992 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,600 What is this, just serve yourself? 993 00:59:54,950 --> 00:59:57,200 - Hi. - Hi. What would you like? 994 00:59:57,400 --> 00:59:58,700 Give me two... 995 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:03,100 - Two what? - Of anything. 996 01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:09,900 - I'm sorry, I just didn't get... - Just a couple of champagnes. 997 01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:18,550 - Hi. Can I get you something? - Yeah. Vodka on the rocks with a twist, please. 997 01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:19,750 - Hi. - Hi. 998 01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:21,800 You don't remember me, do you? 999 01:00:21,950 --> 01:00:24,850 Yeah. When I came in through the door, I thought you looked familiar. 1000 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:26,100 What's your name again? 1000 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,050 - Suzanne. - Suzanne, uh-huh. 1001 01:00:28,150 --> 01:00:29,650 Call Pamela Green, she's my agent. 1002 01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:32,800 There's a lot of interest over at Paramount. And I'll know right after the 1st. 1003 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,350 I'll read it after the 1st. 1004 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,400 - Actually, I'm not that crazy about the script. - Hi, Julie. - Hi. 1005 01:00:37,550 --> 01:00:40,300 I'm having a rewrite done and I'd like to show you some of the changes. 1006 01:00:40,450 --> 01:00:41,800 Maybe we could have dinner. 1007 01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:43,850 Call Pamela. She handles me for dinner. 1008 01:00:44,150 --> 01:00:45,950 - Do you have a light? - Oh. 1009 01:00:46,350 --> 01:00:47,800 - How have you been? - Great. 1010 01:00:48,050 --> 01:00:50,100 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 1011 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:54,300 Silly me, I already had dinner. 1012 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,800 I didn't know there'd be so much food. 1013 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,050 It's for my dog. 1014 01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,850 He likes fruit. 1015 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,400 Hi. Mike Dorsey. 1016 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,600 Uh-huh. 1016 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,950 Great view, huh? 1017 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,450 Only Phil could afford all those lights. 1018 01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:11,900 You know... 1019 01:01:12,450 --> 01:01:15,450 I could lay a big line on you, 1020 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:19,400 and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is... 1021 01:01:19,650 --> 01:01:22,650 that I find you very interesting. 1022 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:24,750 And I'd really like to make love to you. 1023 01:01:24,950 --> 01:01:26,800 You know? It's as sim... 1024 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,050 As simple as that. 1025 01:01:43,250 --> 01:01:45,600 I understand who you really are. 1026 01:01:45,850 --> 01:01:49,550 And I'll no longer submit to your petty insults and humiliations. 1027 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:52,200 It's not necessary now that Emily Kimberly's here. 1028 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:55,150 Now that someone who sees the truth is your equal. 1029 01:01:55,350 --> 01:01:59,150 Listen, doctor, I've filed charges against you with the AMA. 1030 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,000 You'll be notified tomorrow. 1031 01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:03,250 - And cut it. - Cut. 1032 01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:04,650 It's a good one. 1033 01:02:06,650 --> 01:02:07,850 (Perfect.) 1034 01:02:08,050 --> 01:02:10,400 - That was great. - Thanks, John. 1035 01:02:10,650 --> 01:02:13,100 - Lovely job, Julie. First-rate. - You were wonderful. 1036 01:02:13,300 --> 01:02:14,650 Yeah, thanks to my coach. 1037 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,250 No, no, you did it yourself. 1038 01:02:16,550 --> 01:02:18,550 - Was it okay? I mean... - Perfect. I loved the middle part. 1039 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,900 Okay. So much for the mutual admiration society. 1040 01:02:21,050 --> 01:02:24,200 Let's move on to item 17. Jo, clear this set. 1041 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:27,700 I'll need Alan, Tom and John. 1042 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,600 Tootsie, take 10. 1043 01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:31,200 Ron! 1044 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:32,500 My name is Dorothy. 1045 01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:35,650 It's not Tootsie or Toots or Sweetie or Honey or Doll. 1046 01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:38,750 - Oh, Christ! - No, just Dorothy. 1047 01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:42,100 Now, Alan's always Alan, Tom's always Tom and John's always John. 1048 01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:46,650 I have a name too. It's Dorothy, capital D-O-R-O-T-H-Y. 1049 01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,950 Dorothy. 1050 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,150 Excuse me, doctor. 1051 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:06,700 Did somebody die? 1052 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:09,850 - Violinist. - Oh, I didn't know he was that sick. 1053 01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,750 He wasn't. He asked for a raise. 1054 01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:18,350 I'm sorry about what happened out there. I was... 1055 01:03:19,950 --> 01:03:22,500 - Listen, what are you gonna do for the holidays? - I was a little upset. 1056 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:24,000 Why? 1057 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,050 Well, the baby and I are gonna go up to my dad's farm upstate. 1058 01:03:29,450 --> 01:03:33,500 It's not exactly the fast lane, but it's kind of fun. 1059 01:03:33,750 --> 01:03:35,500 Maybe you'd like to come along. 1060 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,900 You know, since my dad met you, he's your biggest fan. 1061 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,500 Is Ron coming too? 1062 01:03:45,650 --> 01:03:47,550 Would that make a difference? 1063 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,350 - Well... - Actually... 1064 01:03:50,550 --> 01:03:53,250 I think he has to stay in town and work. 1064 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:55,800 Oh. 1065 01:03:56,450 --> 01:03:57,850 If it matters... 1066 01:03:58,050 --> 01:04:02,550 I've always hated women who treat other women as stand-ins for men. 1067 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:04,550 It's not that, really. 1068 01:04:05,950 --> 01:04:07,300 I'd just like you to come. 1069 01:04:07,650 --> 01:04:10,050 I just want to be real careful, not get up too soon, 1069 01:04:10,100 --> 01:04:11,800 or else I'll have another relapse. You know what I mean? 1070 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,150 Listen, Michael, isn't there some way we could rehearse 1071 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,050 and actually be in the same room together? 1072 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:19,700 We will, Sandy. Right after the weekend. So, I'll call you Monday, okay? 1073 01:04:19,950 --> 01:04:21,200 Thanks. Bye-bye. 1074 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,700 Do you know where my night gown is? You know, the pink one. The one with the flower... Oh! 1075 01:04:24,950 --> 01:04:26,100 - Listen to me. - What? 1076 01:04:26,350 --> 01:04:28,800 Stop packing. Don't do this. 1077 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,900 - Why? - You should not do this. 1078 01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:34,800 In two weeks, I'll never see Julie again, and if I do, it'll be as Michael Dorsey, 1079 01:04:34,900 --> 01:04:36,700 and she'll probably throw a drink in my face. 1079 01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:37,800 Where is my make-up kit? 1080 01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:40,000 How long are you gonna keep lying to Sandy like this? 1080 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:41,200 Oh, come on. It's for her own good. 1081 01:04:41,300 --> 01:04:44,900 I never told Sandy that I wouldn't see other women. Come on. 1082 01:04:45,050 --> 01:04:48,650 And If, you know, I did tell her, it would only hurt her feelings, and I don't want to hurt her feelings. 1083 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,800 Especially since Julie and I are just girlfriends. 1084 01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:54,400 I'm just afraid you're gonna burn in hell for all of this. 1085 01:04:54,550 --> 01:04:57,550 I don't believe in hell. I believe in unemployment, but I don't believe in hell. 1086 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,500 Hi. 1086 01:05:28,950 --> 01:05:32,200 - Wait! Let me get those. - Oh, well, thank you. 1087 01:05:33,450 --> 01:05:35,950 - Strong little thing, aren't you? - Well, no. 1088 01:05:38,650 --> 01:05:41,400 Come on, Dorothy. I'll show you the house. 1089 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,350 - Careful coming up here. - Well, it really is old, isn't it? 1090 01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:47,900 Here we are. 1091 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,850 I'll set up the crib in a second. 1092 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,650 You girls unpack your bags, and we'll get going at-- 1093 01:05:54,850 --> 01:05:56,650 Wait! Are we sharing? 1094 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,650 The rest of the upstairs is still shut off. Besides, I know you girls. 1095 01:05:59,750 --> 01:06:01,450 No matter how far apart I put you, 1096 01:06:01,550 --> 01:06:04,000 you'll sneak back together again and spend the night giggling. 1097 01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:07,450 He still thinks I'm 12. 1098 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:09,150 Which side do you want, Dorothy? 1099 01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:12,050 I think the one closest to the bathroom. 1100 01:06:12,500 --> 01:06:14,350 Don't worry, I won't take up much room. 1101 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,250 - Hold it between your thumb and forefinger. - Yeah. 1102 01:06:27,500 --> 01:06:30,050 - Then let every finger roll down individually. - Like this? 1103 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,000 - That's it, yes. - My goodness! 1104 01:06:34,150 --> 01:06:35,550 It's all right. You'll be all right. 1104 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:39,500 [It Might Be You by Stephen Bishop] 1104 01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,400 ♪ Time ♪ 1104 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,700 ♪ I've been passing time watching trains go by ♪ 1104 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,800 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1104 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:16,500 ♪ Lying on the sand, watching seabirds fly ♪ 1104 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:22,000 ♪ Wishing there would be ♪ 1104 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:27,000 ♪ Someone waiting home for me ♪ 1104 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:33,700 ♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪ 1104 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:39,500 ♪ It's telling me it might be you ♪ 1104 01:07:39,900 --> 01:07:43,000 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1104 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:49,000 ♪ Looking back as lovers go walking past ♪ 1104 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,200 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1104 01:07:54,300 --> 01:08:01,000 ♪ Wondering how they met, and what makes it last ♪ 1104 01:08:01,700 --> 01:08:05,700 ♪ If I found the place ♪ 1104 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:11,000 ♪ Would I recognize the face? ♪ 1104 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,300 ♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪ 1104 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:21,300 ♪ All of my life ♪♪ 1105 01:08:21,650 --> 01:08:24,050 Special up here, isn't it? 1106 01:08:24,650 --> 01:08:26,150 I'm glad you came. 1107 01:08:28,950 --> 01:08:30,300 Listen, can I tell you something? 1108 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:31,600 Sweetheart! 1109 01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:34,600 Ron is on the phone. 1110 01:08:34,850 --> 01:08:36,600 Hi. I'm sorry. 1111 01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:39,050 - What, Dorothy? - Nothing, nothing. 1112 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,700 - I think I'll put her down. - Good. 1113 01:08:43,550 --> 01:08:45,800 Bye-bye. Gets a little chilly out here. 1114 01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:49,200 - No, I was just... - I brought this sweater for you. 1115 01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:51,200 Thank you. Very nice of you, Les. 1116 01:08:51,450 --> 01:08:53,050 Thank you. 1117 01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:04,350 Well, I wonder if we're gonna get any stars out of the sky tonight? 1118 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,050 I've got my stars. 1119 01:09:06,450 --> 01:09:08,400 You and Julie. 1119 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,200 # That's all # 1119 01:09:34,700 --> 01:09:37,400 # That's all # 1120 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,000 - It's so beautiful. - Yeah, I should've transposed it. 1121 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,200 It's wonderful thing for a lady to play a piano. 1122 01:09:43,450 --> 01:09:44,650 Quit. My Mama insisted. 1123 01:09:44,900 --> 01:09:46,000 Who wants another drink? 1123 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:47,700 - Oh, I'm fine. - You better take it easy. 1124 01:09:47,950 --> 01:09:48,850 Remember Injun Joe. 1124 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:49,800 - What's that? - Easy now. 1125 01:09:49,850 --> 01:09:51,250 Don't you tell that story! 1126 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:54,400 - This is the bar Daddy hangs out in. - I don't hang out there. 1127 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:57,050 And one night, he and Injun Joe threw back a few too many. 1128 01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:00,050 - Hard liquor. - They thought they saw this elk. 1129 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,050 And they stalked it around in the dark for a couple hours. 1130 01:10:02,300 --> 01:10:04,650 They finally got it cornered it up against Charlie's barn. 1131 01:10:04,850 --> 01:10:07,950 Just about the time they were ready to blast the thing's head off, it mooed. 1132 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:09,800 It was a cow? 1133 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,550 That's enough laughing at your old man. 1134 01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:14,150 Hey, you know this one? 1135 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:17,500 # For it was Mary # 1135 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,650 Wait a minute. 1135 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,700 # Mary # 1135 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,400 # Long before the fashions came # 1135 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,800 # And there is something there # 1135 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:37,800 # That sounds so square # 1135 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:47,250 # It's a grand old name # 1136 01:10:47,350 --> 01:10:50,050 - Bravo! - That was Julie's mother's name. 1137 01:10:50,300 --> 01:10:52,350 Mary Juliet Cooper. 1138 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:55,950 Well, I'm going to bed. 1139 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:59,250 What do you say, Dororthy? You wanna hit the hay, as they say on the farm? 1140 01:10:59,450 --> 01:11:03,500 Oh, well, I think I'll... You and... Both of... you go to bed. 1141 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:05,500 - I'll stay up. - I'll stay up with you. 1142 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,200 - Oh! - Well, I'm going. 1143 01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:10,650 - Good night. - Good night, dear. 1144 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,000 - Good night, Dad. - Good night, honey. Sleep well. 1145 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:16,500 Be good. 1146 01:11:19,150 --> 01:11:21,150 - Nice girl, isn't she? - Very sweet, very sweet. 1147 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:23,400 I'm kind of glad old Ron didn't come up. 1148 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,950 You know I am too, actually. 1149 01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:27,400 - Really? - Yes. 1150 01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:30,550 - I'm sorry. Please, sit down. - Thank you. 1151 01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:34,500 I thought you'd be more like one of those... you know, one of them "liberators". 1152 01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,850 Oh, well, you know, I'm not really like the woman you see on the show. 1153 01:11:38,200 --> 01:11:40,950 I mean, that's just a part. I'm not all that militant. 1154 01:11:41,150 --> 01:11:43,500 Don't get me wrong. I'm all for this equal business. 1155 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:47,450 I think women ought to be entitled to have everything and all, et cetera. 1156 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:48,800 Except... 1157 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,600 Sometimes I think what they really want is to be entitled to be men. 1158 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,900 Like men are all equal in the first place, 1158 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,350 - which we're not. - No. 1159 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:58,450 - Can I get you another drink? - Mm-mm. 1160 01:11:58,650 --> 01:12:00,100 I must keep my wits about me tonight. 1161 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:01,800 Tonight? 1162 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,250 Well, always. 1163 01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:04,750 You know, I can remember years ago, 1164 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,150 there was none of this talk about what a woman was, what a man was. 1165 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,250 You just were what you were. 1166 01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,800 And now they have all this stuff about... 1167 01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:16,600 how much you should be like the other sex, so you can be all more the same. 1168 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:18,900 - Well, I'm sorry, but we're just not, you know. - Right. 1169 01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,150 Not on a farm, anyway. 1170 01:12:21,350 --> 01:12:24,650 Bulls are bulls, and roosters don't try to lay eggs. 1171 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,350 Never. 1172 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,200 My wife and I, we were married a lot of years. 1173 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:33,900 People got it all wrong, yoy know? 1174 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,550 They say your health is the most important thing. 1175 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:39,950 But I can lift this house off the ground. What good is it? 1176 01:12:40,150 --> 01:12:41,500 Being with someone. 1177 01:12:42,050 --> 01:12:43,450 Sharing. 1178 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:46,200 That's what it's all about. 1179 01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:50,050 - Julie tells me you're not married. - No. 1180 01:12:51,050 --> 01:12:52,100 Like another drink? 1181 01:12:52,350 --> 01:12:53,600 - No. - You sure? 1182 01:12:53,850 --> 01:12:58,300 Yes. Oh, well, you know what? I think it is about that time. 1183 01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:03,100 - Thanks for staying up and talking. - Oh, don't you mention it. 1184 01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:07,800 You have beautiful eyes. 1185 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,600 Oh, well, thank you. 1186 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,150 Good night, Les. 1187 01:13:59,650 --> 01:14:02,150 Daddy's a little out of touch, isn't he? 1188 01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,250 No. Very sweet, very sweet. 1189 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:08,550 He sees things pretty simply. 1190 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,700 You're either happy or unhappy. 1191 01:14:11,950 --> 01:14:13,850 Married or not married. 1192 01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,150 There's nothing in between. 1193 01:14:25,550 --> 01:14:30,400 I tried to get him to take out other women after Mama died, but... 1194 01:14:30,650 --> 01:14:34,450 You know, she must have been a very special person. 1195 01:14:35,050 --> 01:14:39,300 I guess so. I don't remember her very well. 1196 01:14:40,050 --> 01:14:44,500 I remember her helping me pick out this wallpaper. 1197 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:50,600 I'd chosen one with great big, purple flowers on it. 1198 01:14:50,850 --> 01:14:52,750 And she said to me... 1199 01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:55,800 "Just remember that once you choose it, 1200 01:14:56,200 --> 01:15:00,600 "it's gonna cover the walls of your room for a long, long time." 1201 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:06,750 So I tried to imagine what those big, purple flowers were gonna look like 1202 01:15:07,250 --> 01:15:09,650 on all the walls of my room 1203 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,500 every night when I was falling asleep 1204 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:15,550 and every morning when I was getting dressed. 1205 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:21,550 So I said to her, "Which one would you choose, Mom?" 1206 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:28,050 And she said, "The one with the daisies and the little rosebuds, 1207 01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:33,300 "because daisies are such homey flowers, 1208 01:15:34,550 --> 01:15:38,850 "and rosebuds are so cheerful and always waiting to bloom." 1209 01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:41,900 That's lovely. 1210 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:48,050 I made a million plans looking at this wallpaper. 1211 01:15:52,150 --> 01:15:55,550 I was always waiting for these rosebuds to open. 1212 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:17,650 That's nice. 1213 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:23,700 My mother used to do that too, sometimes. 1214 01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:32,450 - Good night, Julie. - Good night, Dotty. 1215 01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:50,300 Cathy Campbell, please call your office. 1216 01:16:50,550 --> 01:16:52,700 It says "cool". 1217 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,200 Don't you think I should be angry? Doesn't it play better that way? 1218 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:58,100 Yes, why don't you try that? 1219 01:16:59,350 --> 01:17:02,550 This just came to our dressing room for you. 1220 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,550 - I think it's from Julie's father. - Oh, my! 1221 01:17:05,800 --> 01:17:09,900 Now don't you dare eat any of those. You don't wanna ruin that cute figure of yours. 1222 01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:12,750 What a thoughtless present to give a woman. 1223 01:17:12,900 --> 01:17:13,950 Chocolates! 1224 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,900 Dorothy Michaels, Rita Marshall's office. Dorothy Michaels. 1225 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,600 You know, Dorothy, you're a complicated lady. 1226 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,350 On the one hand, you're a real pain in the ass. 1227 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:27,100 I've got one of the most expensive directors in soaps... 1228 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,400 I owe myself a quarter. 1229 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:32,100 And you've got him defensive and hostile. 1230 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:33,550 Oh, I don't mean to. 1231 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,650 However, we're getting 2,000 letters a week 1232 01:17:36,850 --> 01:17:39,800 and we've picked up three share points. 1233 01:17:40,300 --> 01:17:42,750 And it's largely due to you. 1234 01:17:43,050 --> 01:17:46,350 You are the first woman character who is her own person. 1235 01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,900 Who can assert her own personality without robbing someone of theirs. 1236 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:52,150 You're a breakthrough lady for us. 1237 01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,300 We're picking up your option. You'll be with us another year. 1237 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,300 Congratulations. 1238 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,900 Come on, Michael. What are you talking about get you out of it? 1239 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,950 I can't get you out of it. There's no way out of it. It's a one-way option, theirs. 1240 01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:05,900 What are you talking about? Who gave them that? 1241 01:18:06,150 --> 01:18:08,100 You did. You signed the standard contract. 1242 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:12,150 I signed the contract, but I didn't know I was gonna be working for the rest of my life as a woman! 1243 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,200 I know it, but you gotta find some way to make it work. 1244 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:17,150 Look, they're willing to pay. They're gonna go from 650 to 850 an episode. 1245 01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:20,850 You get me out of this. I don't care how you do it, or I'm gonna go in right now and tell them. 1246 01:18:21,050 --> 01:18:24,400 Tell them what? That you deliberately put an entire network on the spot? 1247 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:28,150 That you're making a fool out of millions of American women every day? They'll kill you! 1249 01:18:28,350 --> 01:18:31,800 Look, I got a secretary out there wants wants to be like Dorothy Michaels. I'm ready to fire her. 1250 01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:36,400 Michael, we're talking major fraud here. Major fraud! You can't tell them! 1251 01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:39,400 What about me? You think anybody's gonna believe I wasn't in on this? 1252 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:40,500 I mean, they'll kill me. 1253 01:18:40,650 --> 01:18:43,250 Come on. This is not like ruining yourself by walking out on some play. 1254 01:18:43,350 --> 01:18:44,700 This is ruining me too. 1255 01:18:44,950 --> 01:18:47,600 You can't do it, Michael. You gotta find a way to make it work. 1256 01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:51,500 - Can you take that many Valium? - We'll see. 1257 01:18:51,750 --> 01:18:54,400 You know, maybe there's a morals clause in your contract. 1258 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:58,700 Perhaps, if Dorothy did something really filthy or disgusting, they have to let you go. 1259 01:18:59,450 --> 01:19:02,400 But I really can't think of anything filthy and disgusting that... 1259 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,550 you haven't already done on your show. 1260 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,900 Dorothy, it's Julie. 1261 01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:18,650 Listen, there's sort of an emergency. Well, I mean, it's not really an emergency, 1262 01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,450 but if you get a chance, would you call me? 1263 01:19:21,650 --> 01:19:25,550 - Are you sure you wanna do this? - No, but I'm going to. 1264 01:19:25,750 --> 01:19:29,550 Oh, I've been fooling myself about Ron for too long now. 1265 01:19:29,800 --> 01:19:33,300 I guess I really wanted you here for moral support, Dorothy. 1266 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:36,900 Although I actually did fire Mrs. Crawley today. I really did. 1267 01:19:37,450 --> 01:19:40,550 - Did you want a drink? - I'm not the one breaking up with Ron. 1268 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,300 I'd buy a ticket to that. 1269 01:19:42,550 --> 01:19:46,400 You have influenced me though, Dororthy. I've been seeing Ron through your eyes lately. 1270 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:48,900 Julie, I don't want that responsibility. 1271 01:19:49,150 --> 01:19:50,900 Why not? Why shouldn't you influence me? 1272 01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:53,950 You wouldn't compromise your feelings like I have. 1273 01:19:54,150 --> 01:19:55,800 You wouldn't live this kind of lie, would you? 1274 01:19:56,050 --> 01:19:57,500 Well, no, I wouldn't, but... 1275 01:19:57,750 --> 01:20:00,200 - Of course not. And you're right. It's just... - What? 1276 01:20:00,450 --> 01:20:03,900 I deserve something better, you know. I don't have to settle for this. 1277 01:20:04,150 --> 01:20:08,650 I really don't. It's just that I've always been too lazy or too scared or too something. 1278 01:20:08,850 --> 01:20:11,000 Don't be so hard on yourself. 1279 01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,450 What the hell. I'll live, won't I? 1280 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:17,050 Maybe not happily, but honestly. 1281 01:20:17,250 --> 01:20:18,750 Sounds like something you'd say. 1282 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:24,050 Julie, you mustn't idealize me. Honesty, in many ways, is a relative term. 1283 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,750 Listen, my father's coming. 1284 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,300 If he calls, don't tell him anything about this, okay? 1285 01:20:28,550 --> 01:20:31,050 He's driving down tonight. I'm sure he's gonna want to see you. 1286 01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,600 Me? 1287 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:34,200 Oh, God. 1288 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,050 It's Ron. 1289 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,700 Oh, Dorothy, God bless you. 1290 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:40,250 Wish me luck now. 1291 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:41,900 Always. 1292 01:20:42,150 --> 01:20:45,850 I feel that little mustache. Maybe you should put some makeup on it. 1293 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:51,200 - Hi. - Hi. 1294 01:20:51,350 --> 01:20:52,950 How you doing? 1295 01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:58,400 - What's going on? - Dorothy's gonna sit with Amy. 1296 01:20:58,650 --> 01:21:00,850 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 1297 01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:04,200 Hi, honey. 1298 01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:08,350 You don't mind, if I call you honey when we're not working, do you? 1299 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:16,900 Nice dress. 1300 01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,800 Thank you. 1301 01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:22,350 You don't like me, do you? 1302 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,150 I mean, I can respect that, 1303 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,400 but there's not many women I can't make like me. 1304 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,450 Why don't you like me? 1305 01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:33,400 I don't like the way you treat Julie. 1305 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:34,750 - Oh? - Mm-hm. 1306 01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:37,700 I don't like the way you patronize her, I don't like the way you deceive her, 1306 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:39,250 I don't like the way you lie to her. 1307 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,800 - What do you mean? - You want me to go on? 1308 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,450 No, I know what you mean. 1309 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:49,700 Look, Dorothy, I never promised Julie I'd be exclusive. 1309 01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:51,500 I never said I wouldn't see other women. 1310 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,350 It's just that I know she doesn't want me to see other women, 1311 01:21:54,550 --> 01:21:56,900 so, I lie to her to keep from hurting her. 1312 01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:59,800 That's very convenient. 1313 01:22:00,100 --> 01:22:03,400 No, wait a minute. Look at it from my side. 1314 01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:06,950 See, if a woman wants me to seduce her... 1315 01:22:07,650 --> 01:22:08,700 I usually do. 1316 01:22:08,900 --> 01:22:11,650 But then she starts pretending like I promised her something. 1317 01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,150 Then I start pretending like I promised her something. 1318 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:16,350 I mean, in the end, I'm the one that's exploited. 1319 01:22:16,550 --> 01:22:18,250 Bullshit, Ron! 1320 01:22:18,650 --> 01:22:20,300 You know what? 1321 01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:23,550 I understand you a lot better than you think I do. 1322 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:24,900 - Really? - Mm-hm. 1323 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,250 I'm ready. 1324 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:32,800 - Well, Julie's ready. - She sure is. 1325 01:22:33,900 --> 01:22:36,150 Oh, Dorothy, she never wakes up. 1326 01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,300 But in case she does, there's a little applesauce in the fridge. 1327 01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,350 You can just give her a couple spoonfuls. 1328 01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,300 I'm sure she'll... Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 1329 01:22:44,550 --> 01:22:47,900 Don't be silly. How much trouble can a baby be? Go on. 1330 01:22:48,850 --> 01:22:51,750 It's okay. Oh, it's okay. 1331 01:22:53,350 --> 01:22:56,400 Oh, please don't cry. Please don't cry. Please don't... 1332 01:22:57,700 --> 01:22:58,950 Oh, I love you. I love you. 1333 01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,100 Look how much fun we're having. 1334 01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:06,650 It's all right. It's all right. 1335 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,550 It's okay. It's Uncle Dorothy. 1336 01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:11,950 Please don't cry. Please don't cry. Please... 1337 01:23:12,150 --> 01:23:15,700 Oh, come on. Oh, here's funny clown. 1338 01:23:15,950 --> 01:23:17,900 Funny clown's talking to... Here, look. 1339 01:23:18,150 --> 01:23:20,300 Come on, Amy. Hello, Amy. 1340 01:23:20,550 --> 01:23:23,350 Amy, give me a break, will you? 1341 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:27,050 Here, come on. Will you eat some more now? 1342 01:23:27,250 --> 01:23:30,600 You told me to open up this one. Now, this is apri... 1343 01:23:35,850 --> 01:23:37,500 Gotcha! Gotcha! 1344 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:39,450 You want a little more apricot? 1345 01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:42,750 Don't do that anymore now. Don't do that to Aunt Dorothy. 1346 01:23:42,950 --> 01:23:44,750 Come on, you're gonna go to sleep after this. 1347 01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,500 Just try this one, and then I'll put you... 1348 01:23:49,150 --> 01:23:52,500 I don't like you. It's not funny. 1349 01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,600 Amy, look at this. 1350 01:23:56,050 --> 01:23:57,800 She's gonna probably have to paint the kitchen. 1351 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:01,650 Here, look at yourself. You see what a bad girl looks like? 1352 01:24:25,850 --> 01:24:27,300 Dorothy? 1353 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:30,850 I'll be right there. 1354 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,200 - Hi. - Hi. 1354 01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,500 How's Amy? Is she any trouble? 1355 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:39,050 Oh, not at all. She was an angel. 1356 01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:41,100 Are you all right? 1357 01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:42,750 Fine. 1358 01:24:54,650 --> 01:24:56,300 What's the matter? 1359 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,500 Julie? 1359 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,400 Tell the truth now. Are you sure you're all right? 1360 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,750 No. 1361 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,650 Why? 1362 01:25:18,150 --> 01:25:20,300 Who am I gonna have dinner with? 1363 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:25,300 Oh, God! I hate myself for being like this. 1364 01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,600 - You know something funny? - What? 1365 01:25:31,850 --> 01:25:35,100 And I don't want you to take this the wrong way. 1366 01:25:35,750 --> 01:25:39,700 But since I met you, I'm so grateful to have you as a friend. 1367 01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:41,450 And yet, at the same time... 1368 01:25:42,550 --> 01:25:45,600 I've never felt lonelier in my whole life. 1369 01:25:47,700 --> 01:25:52,250 It's as though I want something that I just can't have. 1370 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:53,950 You know what I mean? 1371 01:26:01,450 --> 01:26:02,600 Do you? 1372 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:11,250 - Dorothy? - Julie... 1373 01:26:12,100 --> 01:26:13,900 - My God! - Let me explain. 1374 01:26:14,100 --> 01:26:15,350 No, please, don't say anything. 1375 01:26:15,550 --> 01:26:17,550 - But there's a reason. - I understand the reason. 1376 01:26:17,650 --> 01:26:20,700 No, no, no. That reason is not the reason. You see, I'm not the person you think I am. 1377 01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:23,000 - Just wait a minute, now. Easy. - Nobody is. 1378 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:24,350 - Dorothy, it's me. - No, it's me. 1379 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:26,200 - No, it's me. - No, it's me. 1380 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,400 Not, it's me. I'm just not well-adjusted enough. 1381 01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:31,950 I mean, I'm sure I've got the same impulses. I mean, obviously, I did have the same impulses. 1382 01:26:32,150 --> 01:26:35,300 Don't jump to conclusions about that impulse. That impulse is a good impulse, Julie. 1383 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,400 If you could just see me out of these clothes-- 1383 01:26:37,450 --> 01:26:38,450 No, no, no, no! 1384 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:39,550 What? 1385 01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,100 Oh, my God, that's my father. 1386 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,800 - You've got to tell him. - Tell him? 1386 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:43,900 - Tell him. - Tell him what? 1387 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:46,250 That's a corncob. 1387 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,000 Hello? 1388 01:26:48,450 --> 01:26:49,600 Hi, Dad. 1389 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,000 Fine. 1390 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,650 I'm here with Dorothy. 1391 01:26:54,650 --> 01:26:56,950 No, I can't tonight, Daddy. Wait a second. 1392 01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:58,150 - Dorothy... - What? 1393 01:26:58,300 --> 01:27:00,300 Listen, you've got to see him. I don't care what you tell him, 1393 01:27:00,350 --> 01:27:01,350 - I can't. - just don't lead him on. 1394 01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:03,100 - Please don't make me do this. - Dorothy, I plead you. 1394 01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:04,650 You gotta let him down gently. 1395 01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:07,050 - I can't. - You owe me that. 1396 01:27:13,100 --> 01:27:14,400 Hello? 1396 01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:18,950 Hi, Les. I'm fine. How are you? 1397 01:27:19,800 --> 01:27:21,850 Tonight, sure... Tonight?! 1398 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:27,350 - What'll you have, Dorothy? - Just water. 1399 01:27:27,550 --> 01:27:30,100 - Water and bourbon. - On second thought, straight scotch. 1400 01:27:30,350 --> 01:27:32,100 Scotch and bourbon. 1401 01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,600 I'd like to... 1402 01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:36,400 - Let's dance. - What? 1403 01:27:36,650 --> 01:27:39,600 - It's my favorite dance. - Oh, really, I don't dance. 1404 01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:41,150 - You'll love it. - What? 1405 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:45,000 - Follow me. Follow me. - Please, I don't... I don't... I don't... 1406 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:50,450 You know what? I'd... Really, I'd rather not. 1407 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,650 - Just relax. - You're very good. 1408 01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,350 - My wife and I took a course. - I could tell at once. 1409 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:02,150 - Emily, we love you. - You're fabulous! 1410 01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:03,800 - You're wonderful. Wonderful. - Just wonderful. 1411 01:28:04,050 --> 01:28:06,700 - You're even prettier in person. - Thank you. 1412 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:13,400 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I forgot that you're on your feet all day. 1413 01:28:13,650 --> 01:28:16,700 - Come on, sit down. - Yes, I think we should stop. 1414 01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:19,900 - Thank you. - Thank you. 1415 01:28:20,150 --> 01:28:22,350 I was real happy you could come out tonight. 1416 01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:25,250 I know you usually got a lot of lines to learn. 1417 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:29,200 - Les, there's something I'd better say. - There's something I wanna say too. 1418 01:28:29,400 --> 01:28:31,750 Wouldn't it be funny, if we both wanted to say the same thing? 1419 01:28:31,950 --> 01:28:34,500 It would be hilarious, but I don't think that what I have to say is what you have to say. 1420 01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:39,750 Well, mine's pretty simple. I'm not too good with words anyway. 1421 01:28:40,450 --> 01:28:42,800 You know, I only took two pictures in my whole life... 1422 01:28:43,300 --> 01:28:45,800 my high-school graduation and my wedding. 1423 01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:48,350 And my wife was standing next to me in both of them. 1424 01:28:48,550 --> 01:28:52,150 I never thought I'd want anybody to fill her place. 1425 01:28:52,450 --> 01:28:53,900 All that changed last weekend. 1426 01:28:54,100 --> 01:28:55,100 - Lester. - Lesley. 1427 01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:56,850 - Lesley... - Don't interrupt me. 1428 01:28:57,050 --> 01:28:59,450 I gotta do this in one go, or I won't get through it. 1429 01:28:59,650 --> 01:29:02,650 I know this is kind of quick, but that's how I am. 1430 01:29:02,900 --> 01:29:05,800 Never did believe in not getting down to it. 1430 01:29:05,850 --> 01:29:06,850 Oh! 1431 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,250 - Don't say anything now. - Oh, no! 1432 01:29:08,450 --> 01:29:10,000 - I know it's fast. - Gee, I don't... 1432 01:29:10,050 --> 01:29:11,650 - But take time to think about it. - Please... 1433 01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,700 And if the answer is no, at least I'll feel you took me seriously enough to think about it. 1434 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:17,200 Would you mind, dear? I just need to be alone. 1435 01:29:17,450 --> 01:29:20,500 I'd like to start thinking it over as soon as possible. 1436 01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:27,550 Dorothy? 1437 01:29:29,650 --> 01:29:31,150 This is a nightmare. 1438 01:29:31,500 --> 01:29:33,800 Don't be angry with me. I just had to talk to you. 1439 01:29:34,050 --> 01:29:36,500 - How did you know where I live, John? - I followed you home last night. 1440 01:29:36,650 --> 01:29:38,800 - What? Followed me home? - I just didn't have the courage 1440 01:29:38,850 --> 01:29:41,000 to talk to you on the phone without seeing your face. 1441 01:29:41,150 --> 01:29:42,600 - Could I come up for a drink? - No! 1441 01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:45,300 You cannot come up. I have a terrible headache. No! 1442 01:29:45,400 --> 01:29:48,650 Oh, please! I'll only take a tiny moment of your time. 1443 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:53,850 No, no! I'll see you on the set tomorrow, and we'll talk about it. 1444 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:57,050 Go home. Have you been drinking? 1445 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:17,800 # I'll know when my love comes along # 1445 01:30:14,850 --> 01:30:16,850 Oh, Jesus. 1445 01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:22,300 # I'll know then and there # 1445 01:30:22,700 --> 01:30:27,500 # I'll know at the sight of his face # 1446 01:30:27,650 --> 01:30:30,050 Are you out of your cotton-picking mind? 1447 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,500 Come on up! I'm on the third floor! 1448 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:35,450 Hurry before someone calls the cops! 1449 01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:37,100 Jesus! 1450 01:30:40,800 --> 01:30:42,900 Come in, John, but you can just stay a minute. 1451 01:30:43,150 --> 01:30:47,050 Can I have a drink? Anything alcoholic will do. 1452 01:30:47,750 --> 01:30:51,800 - Just one drink, and I'll be on my way. - Oh, all right, but... 1453 01:30:52,550 --> 01:30:53,950 Nice mirror. 1454 01:31:02,350 --> 01:31:03,600 Here. 1455 01:31:04,150 --> 01:31:06,200 What is it that couldn't wait, John? 1456 01:31:06,400 --> 01:31:07,850 - Dorothy... - What? 1457 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:11,300 I'm... I'm just an untalented old has-been. 1458 01:31:11,550 --> 01:31:13,100 Were you ever famous? 1459 01:31:13,300 --> 01:31:16,700 - No. - Then how can you be a has-been? 1460 01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:20,450 I love the way you never let me get away with anything. 1461 01:31:23,950 --> 01:31:25,050 - Dorothy... - Yes? 1462 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,350 - I want you. - I beg your pardon? 1463 01:31:27,550 --> 01:31:29,500 I've never wanted a woman this much! 1463 01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,900 Oh, please, John! Please! Perhaps another time. 1464 01:31:32,150 --> 01:31:33,800 - Turn me away, it'll kill me! - It's not you personally. 1465 01:31:34,050 --> 01:31:35,800 I don't want to get involved emotionally at this time. 1465 01:31:35,900 --> 01:31:36,900 Then I'll take straight sex. 1466 01:31:37,150 --> 01:31:39,250 - I don't wanna hurt you! - I don't mind. 1467 01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:40,650 Oh, shit! 1468 01:31:47,900 --> 01:31:51,300 John Van Horn, Jeff Slater. 1469 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,850 Jeff Slater, John Van Horn. 1470 01:31:55,050 --> 01:31:57,200 - How do you do? - How do you do? 1471 01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,350 - I'll be going. - I think it's best. 1472 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:09,650 - Gee, I hope I haven't... - No, I hope I haven't. 1473 01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:13,600 I want you to know, for the record, Jeff, 1474 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:16,950 that nothing happened here tonight. 1475 01:32:20,650 --> 01:32:22,600 Thank you, John. 1476 01:32:25,900 --> 01:32:27,800 I'm sorry, Dorothy. 1477 01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:31,950 I didn't understand. I'm really sorry. 1478 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,250 Please don't talk about this. 1479 01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:35,950 My lips are sealed. 1480 01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:45,750 You slut! 1481 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:49,100 Look, don't start in with me. Don't do that. 1482 01:32:49,350 --> 01:32:51,750 Rape is not a laughing matter. 1483 01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:53,900 That guy wanted me. 1484 01:32:54,150 --> 01:32:57,400 You cannot believe the night I have had tonight! 1485 01:32:57,600 --> 01:32:59,900 - I think I can imagine. - Oh, no, you can't. 1486 01:33:00,150 --> 01:33:01,900 I saw the look in his eyes. I was in big trouble. 1487 01:33:02,150 --> 01:33:05,450 If you don't come in, I'm in the Daily News the next morning. 1488 01:33:05,700 --> 01:33:07,300 How did you ever let him in here? 1489 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:10,400 What do you mean how did I let him in here? He was singing! 1490 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:13,050 - Is he that good a singer? - What do you...? 1491 01:33:13,300 --> 01:33:14,350 That's him! That's him! 1492 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:17,200 Tell him I'm in the bedroom crying. Don't let him in! 1493 01:33:17,450 --> 01:33:19,700 - Michael. - It's Sandy! 1494 01:33:19,900 --> 01:33:21,700 Sandy? It's Sandy? It's Sandy. 1495 01:33:21,950 --> 01:33:24,200 I can't let her see me like this. 1496 01:33:24,450 --> 01:33:26,000 I hear you in there. 1497 01:33:27,050 --> 01:33:29,950 Jeff, open the door. It's me, Sandy. Open the door! 1498 01:33:30,150 --> 01:33:31,750 - Sandy, is that you? - Yes, it's me! 1499 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:35,150 What time is it? I fell asleep, I guess. 1500 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,050 I was having a nightmare, and you were in it. 1501 01:33:38,300 --> 01:33:39,450 Mike is in the shower. 1502 01:33:39,650 --> 01:33:42,450 I'm in the shower! I got soap in my eyes! I'll be right out! 1503 01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:44,900 Sandy, I'm not dressed. All my clothes are in the other room. 1504 01:33:45,100 --> 01:33:46,400 I was asleep. I was dreaming. 1505 01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:48,100 Funny, you were in my dream. You had really big teeth, 1506 01:33:48,150 --> 01:33:50,250 - but you were still a nice person. - I had big what? 1507 01:33:50,450 --> 01:33:53,150 - I gotta get something on. I'll be right back. - Are you having a party or something? 1508 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,400 I'm in the shower! Turn on the water! 1509 01:33:56,500 --> 01:34:00,300 It's stuck! I got soap in my eyes, and there's no water coming out! 1509 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,500 Michael! 1510 01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:03,700 I can't come out! I got soap in my eyes! 1511 01:34:03,900 --> 01:34:05,950 Jeff, open the door! 1512 01:34:06,850 --> 01:34:11,150 I can hear you in there, you guys. Open the door! Michael! 1513 01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:14,550 - Open this door. - The door was open. 1514 01:34:14,750 --> 01:34:16,650 You must think I'm really stupid or something. 1515 01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:18,750 No one would call you stupid to your face. 1516 01:34:18,950 --> 01:34:20,650 Jeff, I've been out there for 10 minutes. 1517 01:34:20,800 --> 01:34:23,100 It sounded like you guys were having a party in here or something. 1518 01:34:23,350 --> 01:34:26,050 Well, Michael's in the shower. You know. 1519 01:34:26,250 --> 01:34:27,750 Hi, Sandy, I was taking a shower. 1519 01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:29,300 - Yeah, he was in the shower. - I was in the shower. 1520 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,050 - Good shower? - Good shower. 1521 01:34:31,300 --> 01:34:33,550 Why haven't you returned my phone calls, Michael? 1522 01:34:33,750 --> 01:34:36,600 Since I'm awake, I think I'll go do some writing. Excuse me. 1523 01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:39,400 Wait a second, I'll be right back. I got a present for you. 1524 01:34:39,850 --> 01:34:40,900 Pigs! 1525 01:34:41,150 --> 01:34:43,600 I'm glad you came over. I've been meaning to give this to you. 1525 01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:45,000 - Here, it's for you. - Oh! 1526 01:34:45,100 --> 01:34:48,650 - I suppose this means nothing is wrong, huh? - Nothing is. Is it? 1527 01:34:48,850 --> 01:34:50,900 Well, Michael, I've called you every night this week, 1527 01:34:50,950 --> 01:34:52,400 - you haven't returned my calls, - Really? 1528 01:34:52,450 --> 01:34:54,400 - You treat me like I'm a jerk or something. - What are you talking about? 1529 01:34:54,550 --> 01:34:56,400 I called you every night, and you didn't return my phone calls. 1529 01:34:56,450 --> 01:34:57,450 - No, it's... - I just wanted to talk to you about the play. 1530 01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:59,300 It's my new answering machine and it's no good. 1530 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:01,050 - I'm gonna answer my own phone calls. - Don't use machines. 1531 01:35:01,300 --> 01:35:03,300 You know what? I went to six defferent stores to get you your favorite kind. 1531 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:06,300 - Chocolate-covered cherries? - Yeah. 1532 01:35:06,550 --> 01:35:08,700 That's sweet. Oh, and a card. 1533 01:35:08,850 --> 01:35:11,500 Oh, yeah. No, no! No, no, no! Don't read that! 1534 01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:13,700 I was very, very, very angry when I wrote that! 1535 01:35:13,950 --> 01:35:16,800 "Thank you for the lovely night in front of the fire. 1536 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,650 "Missing you, Les." 1537 01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:24,200 This isn't for me! This is another girl's candy! 1538 01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:26,700 I wouldn't give you another girl's candy, I swear. 1539 01:35:26,950 --> 01:35:28,600 - Well, then, whose is it? - Mine. 1540 01:35:29,700 --> 01:35:31,550 A guy named Les is sending you candy? 1541 01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:35,600 Yes. He's a friend of mine. He can't eat candy. He's diabetic. 1542 01:35:35,850 --> 01:35:39,450 Why is he thanking you for a lovely night in front of the fire? 1543 01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,050 My mind's a blank. 1544 01:35:43,350 --> 01:35:45,100 Michael... 1545 01:35:46,150 --> 01:35:47,300 Are you gay? 1546 01:35:48,900 --> 01:35:50,300 In what sense? 1547 01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,300 Michael, just be honest with me. Tell me the truth! 1547 01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:54,200 For once in your life, tell me the truth. 1548 01:35:54,350 --> 01:35:57,800 Because these stories, they are very demeaning to me. 1549 01:35:58,650 --> 01:36:00,600 No matter how bad the truth is, 1550 01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,700 it doesn't tear you apart inside like dishonesty. Dishonesty! 1551 01:36:04,250 --> 01:36:07,800 At least it leaves you with some self-respect and some dignity. 1552 01:36:08,650 --> 01:36:10,100 You're right. 1553 01:36:12,650 --> 01:36:15,500 Okay. Okay. 1554 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:18,450 I'm not gonna lie to you anymore. 1555 01:36:19,750 --> 01:36:22,250 I'm gonna tell you the truth. Sandy... 1556 01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,750 I'm in love with another woman. 1557 01:36:27,650 --> 01:36:29,000 - What are you saying to me?! - Sandy, wait a minute. 1558 01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:31,500 - Sandy, please. Don't... Sandy! - You liar! You liar! 1559 01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:33,250 - Sandy, we never said we loved each other. - Why do you do this to me? 1560 01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:35,300 - We went to bed one time. - I don't care. I don't base things... 1561 01:36:35,350 --> 01:36:36,700 - Sandy, I'm crazy about you. - ...on advice that say I love you to people. 1561 01:36:36,750 --> 01:36:38,800 - You're one of the dearest friends I ever have. - That's all lies. 1562 01:36:38,850 --> 01:36:41,200 But let's not pretend it was something else. We're gonna lose everything we had. 1563 01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:44,000 I never said, "I love you". I don't care about "I love you". 1563 01:36:44,100 --> 01:36:46,300 I read 'The Second Sex'! I read 'The Cinderella Complex'! 1564 01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:49,000 I'm responsible for my own orgasms! I don't care! 1565 01:36:49,100 --> 01:36:50,700 I just don't like to be lied to! 1566 01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:53,400 - You asked me to be straight with you. - When I met you, I knew this was right. 1567 01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:55,500 I didn't tell you how I'd feel about it, though, did I? 1568 01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:58,900 - Oh, please. Tell me what can I do for you? - There's nothing you can do for me. 1569 01:36:59,100 --> 01:37:01,150 I just have to feel like this, until I don't feel like this anymore, 1570 01:37:01,250 --> 01:37:03,000 and you're gonna have to know that you're the one that made me feel this way. 1570 01:37:03,100 --> 01:37:04,100 You're a shmuck! 1571 01:37:04,200 --> 01:37:06,000 - Aren't we still friends? - No, we're not friends. 1572 01:37:06,100 --> 01:37:09,100 I don't take this shit from friends, only from lovers. 1573 01:37:09,350 --> 01:37:11,850 - Wait a minute, what about the play? - Yes, what about the play? 1574 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:14,350 I think I should tell you to shove your play. 1575 01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:17,700 But I won't, because I never allow personal despair 1576 01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:20,000 to interfere with my professional commitments. 1577 01:37:20,250 --> 01:37:22,650 I am a professional actress! 1578 01:37:24,350 --> 01:37:27,950 So, are these real chocolate-covered cherries? 1579 01:37:28,550 --> 01:37:30,200 I think so. 1580 01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:33,950 - See you at rehearsal. - Oh, Sandy! 1581 01:37:34,200 --> 01:37:36,000 Don't call me. 1582 01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:39,700 It's 2 o'clock in the morning, Michael. Can't this wait? 1583 01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:42,500 I don't care what time it is, man. You got 10 days to get me off this show. 1584 01:37:42,600 --> 01:37:43,700 - I've had it! - It's impossible! 1584 01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:45,800 Then I'm getting a new agent, George. I've had it with you! 1585 01:37:45,900 --> 01:37:47,500 - What are you doing? You hurt my feelings. - I'm sorry. 1585 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:48,800 - What happened? Something with Sandy? - Yes, yes! 1586 01:37:48,900 --> 01:37:51,500 I mean, she thinks I'm gay. I told her about Julie. She thinks I'm gay. 1587 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:54,000 - Julie thinks you're gay? - No, my friend Sandy. 1588 01:37:54,100 --> 01:37:55,700 - I mean, it's crazy - Well, sleep with her. 1589 01:37:55,900 --> 01:37:59,350 - I slept with her once, and she still thinks I'm gay. - Oh, that's not so good, Michael. 1590 01:37:59,550 --> 01:38:03,000 Look, I gotta get back to my life. You got wall-to-wall lawyers in that office, right? 1591 01:38:03,150 --> 01:38:05,650 There must be some kind of a way to get me out of this show now. 1592 01:38:05,900 --> 01:38:07,100 We've been through this a million times. 1592 01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:09,600 Why can't I die? Why can't Dorothy have an accident? 1593 01:38:09,700 --> 01:38:12,400 I mean, we can use our imaginations. This isn't the toughest problem. 1594 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:14,000 You wanna kill somebody and bring me back the stiff, 1594 01:38:14,100 --> 01:38:15,900 that's okay, but she'd better look exactly like you. 1595 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,300 Because I'll tell you something, those people don't miss a trick. 1595 01:38:18,400 --> 01:38:20,250 These are nice people. These are good people, George. 1596 01:38:20,500 --> 01:38:22,100 Something is too weird about you. 1596 01:38:22,200 --> 01:38:24,450 Since when do you care so much about what other people feel? 1597 01:38:24,650 --> 01:38:26,000 I mean, if I didn't love Julie before, 1597 01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:28,400 you should've seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian. 1598 01:38:29,050 --> 01:38:30,800 Lesbian? You just said gay. 1599 01:38:31,050 --> 01:38:33,550 No, no, no. Sandy thinks I'm gay. Julie thinks I'm a lesbian. 1600 01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:36,100 - I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight. - Dorothy is straight. 1601 01:38:36,350 --> 01:38:39,850 Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world tonight asked me to marry him. 1602 01:38:40,100 --> 01:38:42,000 A guy named Les wants you to marry him? 1603 01:38:42,200 --> 01:38:44,050 Yeah. No, wants to marry Dorothy. 1604 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,600 - Does he know she's a lesbian? - Dorothy is not a lesbian! 1605 01:38:46,750 --> 01:38:48,900 - I know that, but does he know that? - Know what? 1606 01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:51,350 That... Well... I don't know. 1607 01:38:51,550 --> 01:38:54,600 You know he gave me a ring? He gave me a diamond ring. 1608 01:38:54,750 --> 01:38:56,900 - What did you say? - What do you mean? I said... 1609 01:38:57,100 --> 01:38:58,600 "I got to think it over." 1610 01:38:58,750 --> 01:39:02,400 I went in the ladies' room, I almost pissed in the sink. I'm in trouble, man! 1611 01:39:03,050 --> 01:39:04,700 Thirteen's up. Ready 14. 1612 01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:07,650 Cross and widen E. Pull Three to 130. 1613 01:39:08,350 --> 01:39:10,300 - Cut it. - Stop tape. 1614 01:39:10,550 --> 01:39:13,200 We're gonna take a short break, people. 1615 01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:17,600 Hold it, hold it! Slight change of plans, children. 1616 01:39:17,850 --> 01:39:21,600 Our future ex-tape editor has just spilled a bottle of celery tonic 1617 01:39:21,700 --> 01:39:24,250 all over the second reel of the show airing today. 1618 01:39:24,500 --> 01:39:27,200 So we have to redo Emily's party scene, live. 1619 01:39:27,300 --> 01:39:29,100 - Live?! - Quick, quick, like little bunnies. 1620 01:39:29,250 --> 01:39:31,200 You have 26 minutes. Get into wardrobe and reset. 1621 01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:32,900 - But Rita! - Don't worry about it, John. 1622 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,400 You've only got a few lines. 1623 01:39:34,550 --> 01:39:37,200 Well, I don't see why we can't use the tape. 1624 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:39,850 Just because it's a little sticky. 1625 01:39:46,850 --> 01:39:51,000 You have to explain to them that the hours have to be flexible. 1626 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,050 No... 1627 01:39:53,300 --> 01:39:55,750 Well, and I would... 1628 01:39:59,650 --> 01:40:02,600 Can I call you back? Thank you. 1629 01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:05,500 - Hi. - Hi. 1629 01:40:07,300 --> 01:40:10,250 My God, Dorothy! I just... Really, I can't. 1630 01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:12,000 It's for Amy. 1631 01:40:12,250 --> 01:40:14,650 Oh, thanks. 1632 01:40:14,850 --> 01:40:16,400 That's nice. 1633 01:40:16,650 --> 01:40:19,650 - Julie, I don't know how to say this, but... - I really wish you wouldn't. 1634 01:40:20,550 --> 01:40:25,400 I understand that you weren't able to tell my dad last night. 1635 01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:30,650 So I think it'd be better for all of us, if I tried to explain it to him. 1636 01:40:30,850 --> 01:40:33,950 Look, Dorothy, I wouldn't be honest, if I didn't tell you 1637 01:40:34,150 --> 01:40:37,850 how much you've meant to me these past couple of weeks. 1638 01:40:38,300 --> 01:40:43,450 You taught me how to stand up for myself, because you always stand up for yourself. 1639 01:40:44,250 --> 01:40:47,900 You taught me to stop hiding and just be myself, 1640 01:40:48,150 --> 01:40:50,400 because you're always yourself. 1641 01:40:51,900 --> 01:40:53,150 And I'm grateful to you. 1642 01:40:55,700 --> 01:40:56,800 But... 1643 01:40:58,550 --> 01:41:00,600 Well, I just... 1644 01:41:00,850 --> 01:41:04,150 I just can't see you anymore, you know? 1645 01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:12,450 I just feel that it would be leading you on. It wouldn't be fair to you. 1646 01:41:14,450 --> 01:41:17,050 I really love you, Dorothy. 1647 01:41:17,300 --> 01:41:19,150 But I can't... 1648 01:41:19,600 --> 01:41:21,550 I can't love you. 1649 01:41:21,750 --> 01:41:23,950 Places, everybody. Immediately! 1650 01:41:24,850 --> 01:41:27,500 15 seconds to commercial. 1651 01:41:28,950 --> 01:41:30,850 I don't care how you get there. 1652 01:41:31,050 --> 01:41:33,800 But this is the most important night in Emily Kimerbly's life. 1653 01:41:34,050 --> 01:41:38,550 And we're all going to be there to honor her, including you. 1654 01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:48,100 Stand by. Quiet, please, on the floor. Stand by. 1655 01:41:48,300 --> 01:41:51,250 22 and 23 come down to 18. 1656 01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:53,100 Hold it, hold it. That's good. 1657 01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:56,050 Five, four, three... 1658 01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:06,100 Let us all raise our glasses to our guest of honor, Miss Emily Kimberly. 1659 01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:12,900 Emily, we're all looking forward to having you grace us with your presence 1660 01:42:13,150 --> 01:42:15,800 for many years to come. 1661 01:42:19,950 --> 01:42:23,350 Thank you, Gordon. I cannot tell you all how deeply moved I am. 1662 01:42:23,550 --> 01:42:25,250 I've never in my wildest dreams 1663 01:42:25,450 --> 01:42:30,400 imagined that I would be the object of so much genuine affection. 1664 01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,400 Uh-oh. 1664 01:42:37,800 --> 01:42:41,700 It makes it all the more difficult for me to say what I'm now going to say. 1664 01:42:41,900 --> 01:42:42,900 Yes. 1665 01:42:43,950 --> 01:42:47,100 I do feel it's time to set the record straight. 1666 01:42:47,500 --> 01:42:50,450 You see, I didn't come here just as an administrator, Dr. Brewster. 1667 01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:53,150 I came to this hospital to settle an old score. 1668 01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:54,400 What score? 1668 01:42:54,500 --> 01:42:56,700 Now, you all know that my father was a brilliant man and he built this hospital. 1669 01:42:56,800 --> 01:42:58,450 What you don't know is that to his family, 1670 01:42:58,650 --> 01:43:02,050 he was an unmerciful tyrant. An absolute dodo bird. 1671 01:43:02,250 --> 01:43:03,350 Oh, no! Not live. 1672 01:43:03,550 --> 01:43:05,000 - Get her back to the prompter. - Wait, let's see where she gets with it. 1673 01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:06,600 ...my mother, his wife, to drink. 1674 01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:09,950 In fact, she went riding one time and lost all her teeth. 1675 01:43:10,150 --> 01:43:11,550 What?! What?! 1676 01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:15,650 ...and the oldest daughter, the pretty one, the charming one, became pregnant, 1677 01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:18,750 when she was 15 years old and was driven out of the house. 1678 01:43:18,950 --> 01:43:22,550 In fact, she was so terrified that she would... 1679 01:43:22,750 --> 01:43:25,050 that the baby daughter would bear the stigma of illegitimacy 1680 01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:28,600 that she decided to change her name and she contracted a disfiguring disease... 1681 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:36,650 ...after moving to Tangiers, which is where she raised little the girl as her sister. 1682 01:43:37,250 --> 01:43:39,200 But her one ambition... 1683 01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:41,400 Any preference of shots on this one, Rita? 1684 01:43:41,650 --> 01:43:43,850 ...was to become a nurse. 1685 01:43:44,050 --> 01:43:47,800 So, she returned to the States and joined the staff right here 1686 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:49,550 at Southwest General. 1687 01:43:50,500 --> 01:43:52,900 She worked here, she knew she had to speak out 1688 01:43:53,050 --> 01:43:55,500 wherever she saw injustice and inhumanity. 1689 01:43:55,700 --> 01:43:58,250 God save us! You do understand that, don't you Dr. Brewster? 1690 01:43:58,400 --> 01:43:59,650 I never laid a hand on her. 1691 01:43:59,850 --> 01:44:02,850 Yes, you did. And she was shunned by all you nurses too. 1692 01:44:03,050 --> 01:44:04,800 Give me something, One. I don't need backs. 1693 01:44:05,050 --> 01:44:07,400 Two and Three, go left and right. 1694 01:44:07,600 --> 01:44:09,600 No, Two, go left! Three, go right! 1695 01:44:09,800 --> 01:44:12,400 You doctors, who found her outspokenness threatening you. 1696 01:44:12,600 --> 01:44:16,400 But she was deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply loved 1697 01:44:16,650 --> 01:44:18,450 - by her brother. - Her brother? 1698 01:44:18,650 --> 01:44:21,200 It was this brother, who on the day of her death 1699 01:44:21,450 --> 01:44:25,150 swore to the good Lord above that he would follow in her footsteps. 1700 01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:27,650 And, and, and... 1701 01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:33,000 ...just, just, just... 1702 01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:34,950 Don't, don't, don't... panic. 1703 01:44:35,150 --> 01:44:38,500 ...owe it all up to her, but on her terms! 1704 01:44:38,700 --> 01:44:41,650 - God, here come the terms. - As a woman, 1705 01:44:41,900 --> 01:44:45,050 and just as proud to be a woman, 1706 01:44:45,850 --> 01:44:47,200 as she ever was... 1707 01:44:49,750 --> 01:44:52,450 for I am not Emily Kimberly, 1708 01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:55,850 the daughter of Dwayne 1709 01:44:56,050 --> 01:44:58,500 and Alma Kimberly. 1710 01:44:59,950 --> 01:45:01,050 No, I'm not. 1711 01:45:02,650 --> 01:45:05,800 I'm Edward Kimberly, the reckless brother of my sister Anthea. 1712 01:45:06,900 --> 01:45:08,050 Holy Christ! 1713 01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:13,350 Edward Kimberly, who is finally vindicated his sister's good name. 1714 01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:14,750 I'm Edward Kimberly. 1715 01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:17,200 Edward Kimberly! 1716 01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:20,700 - I'll be damned! - I'm not mentally ill, but proud and lucky 1717 01:45:20,850 --> 01:45:24,950 and strong enough to be the woman that was the best part of my manhood. 1718 01:45:26,250 --> 01:45:27,600 The best part of myself. 1719 01:45:29,050 --> 01:45:31,900 That is one nutty hospital. 1720 01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:34,100 I knew there was a reason she didn't like me! 1721 01:45:34,300 --> 01:45:36,000 - Commercial. - Cut it! 1722 01:45:36,150 --> 01:45:37,500 And cut! 1723 01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,950 Does Jeff know? 1724 01:46:49,600 --> 01:46:50,950 Hey, Robert. 1725 01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:01,600 Hi, Les. 1726 01:47:02,900 --> 01:47:03,900 Get him! 1727 01:47:06,000 --> 01:47:07,150 All right! 1728 01:47:09,550 --> 01:47:12,850 Come on, get him! Get him! Get him! Oh, come on! 1729 01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:57,450 - I thought you'd want it back. - Outside. 1730 01:47:57,950 --> 01:47:59,950 Give it to me outside. 1731 01:48:11,350 --> 01:48:13,050 Why'd you do it? 1732 01:48:14,700 --> 01:48:16,400 I needed the work. 1733 01:48:18,900 --> 01:48:22,050 The only reason you're still living is because I never kissed you. 1734 01:48:25,050 --> 01:48:27,450 I hope you enjoyed the chocolates. 1735 01:48:29,000 --> 01:48:30,950 I gave them to a girl. 1736 01:48:31,150 --> 01:48:33,300 So did I, I thought. 1737 01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:36,450 Do you like them? 1738 01:48:36,650 --> 01:48:38,250 - Chocolates? - Girls. 1739 01:48:39,700 --> 01:48:41,900 I like Julie. 1740 01:48:43,700 --> 01:48:45,700 I think I love Julie. 1741 01:48:45,900 --> 01:48:48,150 Wearing a dress is a funny way to show it. 1742 01:48:48,350 --> 01:48:50,600 I know. I apologize. 1743 01:48:57,450 --> 01:48:59,800 The truth is, you were okay company. 1744 01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:02,300 So were you. 1745 01:49:02,550 --> 01:49:04,800 I could have done without the dancing. 1746 01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:07,500 You know, you're very good. 1747 01:49:09,050 --> 01:49:12,500 - I'm seeing a real nice woman now. - Oh, really? 1748 01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,400 You think I didn't check her out? 1749 01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:20,450 Can I buy you a beer? 1750 01:49:23,200 --> 01:49:25,100 You got six bits, yeah. 1751 01:49:26,700 --> 01:49:28,550 Can I have a couple of beers? 1752 01:49:33,550 --> 01:49:35,850 Does Julie ever mention me? 1753 01:49:48,750 --> 01:49:50,050 Taxi! 1754 01:49:56,600 --> 01:49:57,750 Thank you. 1755 01:50:31,550 --> 01:50:32,600 Hi. 1756 01:50:35,100 --> 01:50:37,150 I saw your father. 1757 01:50:39,100 --> 01:50:42,650 I drove up to see him in that bar he hangs out at. 1758 01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:44,250 He doesn't hang out there. 1759 01:50:44,450 --> 01:50:47,200 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 1760 01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:50,550 - How's Amy? - Fine. 1761 01:50:51,950 --> 01:50:56,500 Your dad and I had a couple of beers and shot a good game of pool. 1762 01:50:56,750 --> 01:50:59,900 We had a really good time together. 1763 01:51:02,200 --> 01:51:03,450 How's it going? 1764 01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:10,500 Terry Bishop's back on the show. April has lost her radiology license... 1765 01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:13,450 - I meant with you. - I know what you meant. 1766 01:51:18,750 --> 01:51:21,200 So you're pretty hot after your unveiling, Michael. 1767 01:51:21,450 --> 01:51:22,900 What's your next triumph? 1768 01:51:23,050 --> 01:51:25,500 Well, I'm gonna do this play with a couple of friends up in Suracuse-- 1769 01:51:25,600 --> 01:51:28,500 - Good. I've gotta catch a cab, Michael. - Julie... 1770 01:51:28,950 --> 01:51:32,800 Can I call you sometime? 1771 01:51:37,500 --> 01:51:39,750 Look, I don't want to hold you up. 1772 01:51:40,550 --> 01:51:44,950 I just did it for the work. I didn't mean to hurt anybody. 1773 01:51:45,750 --> 01:51:47,250 Especially you. 1774 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,000 I miss Dorothy. 1775 01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:05,850 You don't have to. 1776 01:52:06,050 --> 01:52:07,200 She's right here. 1777 01:52:10,000 --> 01:52:11,550 And she misses you. 1778 01:52:16,000 --> 01:52:18,500 Look, you don't know me from Adam. 1779 01:52:19,350 --> 01:52:23,550 But I was a better man with you, as a woman 1780 01:52:23,800 --> 01:52:26,500 than I ever was with a woman, as a man. 1781 01:52:26,750 --> 01:52:28,350 You know what I mean? 1782 01:52:31,350 --> 01:52:35,350 I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. 1783 01:52:39,650 --> 01:52:41,300 I mean, at this point in our relationship 1784 01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:44,500 there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. 1785 01:52:49,250 --> 01:52:52,500 The hard part's over, you know? 1786 01:52:53,450 --> 01:52:55,650 We were already... 1787 01:52:56,300 --> 01:52:57,950 good friends. 1788 01:53:07,700 --> 01:53:10,850 Will you loan me that little yellow outfit? 1789 01:53:12,100 --> 01:53:14,050 Which one? 1790 01:53:14,850 --> 01:53:16,900 - The Halston. - The Halston? 1791 01:53:17,100 --> 01:53:18,650 Oh, no! 1792 01:53:19,300 --> 01:53:21,650 - You'll ruin it. - Michael! 1793 01:53:21,850 --> 01:53:24,350 - You'll spill wine all over it. - I will not. 1794 01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:29,050 I'll loan it to you, but you gotta give it back. It's my favorite. 1795 01:53:29,350 --> 01:53:30,950 What are you gonna use it for? 1795 01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,400 [It Might Be You, by Stephen Bishop] 1795 01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:40,300 ♪ Time, I've been passing time, watching trains go by ♪ 1795 01:53:41,800 --> 01:53:44,000 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1795 01:53:44,800 --> 01:53:51,000 ♪ Lying on the sand, watching seabirds fly ♪ 1795 01:53:52,500 --> 01:53:56,000 ♪ Wishing there would be ♪ 1795 01:53:56,900 --> 01:54:01,700 ♪ Someone waiting home for me ♪ 1795 01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:08,000 ♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪ 1795 01:54:09,100 --> 01:54:12,900 ♪ Yeah, it's telling me it might be you ♪ 1795 01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:22,500 ♪ So many quiet walks to take ♪ 1795 01:54:23,000 --> 01:54:27,000 ♪ So many dreams to wake ♪ 1795 01:54:27,700 --> 01:54:33,300 ♪ And we've so much love to make ♪ 1795 01:54:38,200 --> 01:54:43,100 ♪ I think we're gonna need some time ♪ 1795 01:54:43,600 --> 01:54:49,600 ♪ Maybe all we need is time ♪ 1795 01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:56,300 ♪ And it's telling me it might be you ♪ 1795 01:54:56,700 --> 01:55:00,000 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1795 01:55:10,500 --> 01:55:17,700 ♪ I've been saving love songs and lullabies ♪ 1795 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:22,000 ♪ And there's so much more ♪ 1795 01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:28,700 ♪ No one's ever heard before ♪ 1795 01:55:29,200 --> 01:55:33,100 ♪ Something's telling me it might be you ♪ 1795 01:55:34,700 --> 01:55:39,000 ♪ Yeah, it's telling me it must be you ♪ 1795 01:55:39,900 --> 01:55:44,000 ♪ And I'm feeling it'll just be you ♪ 1795 01:55:44,700 --> 01:55:47,700 ♪ All of my life ♪ 1795 01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:52,700 ♪ It's you ♪ 1795 01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:57,700 ♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪ 1795 01:55:58,000 --> 01:56:03,500 ♪ Maybe it's you It's you ♪ 1795 01:56:03,700 --> 01:56:08,200 ♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪ 1795 01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:14,000 ♪ Maybe it's you It's you ♪ 1795 01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:18,800 ♪ I've been waiting for all of my life ♪♪ 171605