Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:46,125
Gil went to the restroom
and didn't wash his hands.
2
00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:48,875
I did wash my hands.
3
00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:59,792
The sinks were on the other side. I left before him.
4
00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,833
He didn't see me, but I did wash them.
5
00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,875
Hey, Pepino, come here and help me.
6
00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:35,833
Did you see the motorcycle?
7
00:02:35,917 --> 00:02:38,917
It looks like my dad's, right?
8
00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,833
Some chips?
9
00:02:43,917 --> 00:02:46,083
Ole!
10
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:48,833
Take some. Get a hold of them.
Here, look.
11
00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:52,833
Either you or your wife has to
attend our information session.
12
00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:53,917
Give me some.
13
00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,875
Here, take some more.
14
00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:10,833
Let me use your phone.
15
00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,833
For the buffets.
16
00:03:12,917 --> 00:03:14,917
And the pools.
17
00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:18,833
What are you doing, Pepino?
18
00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,833
It's too tight.
19
00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:21,833
Leave it alone.
20
00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:23,833
What do you mean it's too tight?
21
00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:24,917
It's too tight.
22
00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:26,917
Damn, that's gross.
23
00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:31,917
Wasn't me, was it you?
24
00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:34,833
Was it you? Damn fart baby.
25
00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:36,917
It was him.
26
00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:38,917
It wasn't me.
27
00:03:44,917 --> 00:03:47,917
Calm down, it'll work in a minute.
28
00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:49,958
Is this normal, chief?
29
00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,917
Don't worry.
30
00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000
It'll open any second now.
31
00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000
It happens sometimes.
32
00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000
We're here.
33
00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,958
Hey, chief, have you heard
of Don Lucho's Ceviches?
34
00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,958
It's a hut at a beach.
35
00:04:12,958 --> 00:04:14,875
Don't remember the name, but it was...
36
00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:16,875
I don't even remember what it looks like.
37
00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,958
But they're so good.
38
00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,958
Look, he can't hear.
39
00:04:24,958 --> 00:04:26,958
Sir?
40
00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:29,958
Sir?
41
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:34,917
Anyways.
42
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000
Those are the best ceviches you'll ever try.
43
00:04:38,042 --> 00:04:39,958
They have diced tomatoes...
44
00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:41,958
Can I call grandma?
45
00:04:42,042 --> 00:04:44,958
...some onions, cilantro...
46
00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,958
They also have some chili
peppers, fresh cheese.
47
00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:50,958
This thing Gil got you is pretty cool, isn't it?
48
00:04:51,042 --> 00:04:52,958
I already have my own goggles.
49
00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:53,958
This one is cooler.
50
00:04:54,042 --> 00:04:56,958
Yeah, but do your goggles
help you breathe underwater?
51
00:04:57,042 --> 00:05:00,042
It's got an air tube thingy.
52
00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,875
They'll bring your bed in a minute, Pepino.
53
00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,875
My name isn't Pepino, it's Pepe.
54
00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,958
Your name is Jose Manuel.
55
00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:16,000
Is that the way you danced?
Like this?
56
00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000
Let's practice my dance moves.
57
00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,958
Like this?
Look at that guy standing stiff.
58
00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,042
Just like me!
59
00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:33,042
You're such an idiot!
60
00:05:35,042 --> 00:05:36,042
-Stop it.
-C'mon.
61
00:05:39,042 --> 00:05:42,042
Can I take something from the minibar?
62
00:05:53,042 --> 00:05:54,958
No, Pepino, you know what?
63
00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:58,083
Wait a minute and we'll go to the store
64
00:06:32,042 --> 00:06:34,042
That's not how it starts.
65
00:06:35,042 --> 00:06:36,708
It starts like this:
66
00:06:36,792 --> 00:06:41,000
"It's not my fault...
67
00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:45,083
...that your soul is hurting...
68
00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:49,083
No guilt at all...
69
00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:54,083
...that you're smoking foil...
70
00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:59,083
...become demons to your eyes...
71
00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:03,042
All the saints that I paint for you...
72
00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:10,083
...become demons to your eyes".
73
00:07:13,083 --> 00:07:18,125
...where did the ghost end up.
74
00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:23,125
How old were you when you got that one?
75
00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,125
Sixteen.
76
00:07:27,125 --> 00:07:29,042
Did it hurt?
77
00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:31,042
It did, a lot.
78
00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:34,583
But a lot, a lot, a lot, a whole lot?
79
00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,125
Yes. Yes!
80
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,125
Did you cry?
81
00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:47,125
"All the saints that I paint for you...
82
00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:51,042
...become demons to..."
83
00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:55,125
Do you love Gil more than my dad?
84
00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:02,208
Can you get me a Coke, Pepino?
85
00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,125
C'mon.
86
00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:12,125
Grandma says you love Gil more.
87
00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:25,125
You wanna do it?
88
00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:29,125
-With this.
-Yes, I know.
89
00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:32,125
You do? Let's see.
90
00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:45,167
Now do the other eye.
91
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:55,208
-Hey, Pepino?
-Mmm?
92
00:08:57,208 --> 00:09:00,208
We'll never be away from each other again, OK?
93
00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,208
Really?
94
00:09:04,167 --> 00:09:06,167
Stop! Take it easy.
95
00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:11,083
- How do I look?
-Wait, I'm not done yet.
96
00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:13,167
Come here, Pepino.
97
00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,167
We're ready.
98
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,167
Thanks, chief.
99
00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,125
-It's terrible.
-Nah.
100
00:09:26,208 --> 00:09:29,208
-It's hideous.
-No, look at it.
101
00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,125
It looks good.
102
00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,625
Good evening, sir, what
would you like to drink?
103
00:09:33,708 --> 00:09:37,167
Cuba libre, Charro or Paloma?
104
00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,167
-Daiquiri.
-A daiquiri, please.
105
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:42,250
-I'll take a Cubita.
-Of course, sir.
106
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,250
What's wrong with you, Pepino?
107
00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:50,250
C'mon, take your mom out to dance.
108
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,250
C'mon, let's dance.
109
00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:27,333
What do you want to order?
110
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,250
What's on the menu?
111
00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:31,250
I ordered a burger.
112
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,250
Pepino ordered a ceasar salad.
113
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,333
No anchovies.
114
00:10:36,333 --> 00:10:37,250
What?
115
00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,250
Do you want a burger?
116
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:40,333
Yes.
117
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,333
A burger?
118
00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:45,250
Yes!
119
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,375
Two burgers, then.
120
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:51,375
OK, thanks.
121
00:10:54,375 --> 00:10:57,292
Can I call grandma now?
122
00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,375
You'll call her tomorrow, Pepino.
123
00:11:04,292 --> 00:11:06,292
Hey, there's a telephone in the bathroom!
124
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,208
Come here.
125
00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:12,292
Come to mama.
126
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,333
Come here, my baby.
127
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,333
Yes, yes, come here.
128
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,375
Perla?
129
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,375
It's Gilberto Chavez.
130
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,458
Good, Perlita and you?
131
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,458
OK.
132
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,500
Well.
133
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,500
I really need the money.
134
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,417
Maybe you could help me out?
135
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,500
To make sure they take care of it tomorrow?
136
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,417
C'mon, don't be like that. I'm a good person.
137
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,542
I'm an honest guy.
138
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,417
Cool.
139
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:09,500
Great, thanks. That's why I love you.
140
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:15,500
Thanks, take care and get some rest.
141
00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:22,458
"This, more than a financial investment...
142
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,458
...is an investment in love and well being...
143
00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:29,542
...these are the family vacations for the rest of your life...
144
00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:32,542
...guaranteed."
145
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,583
Can you put some on me?
146
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,583
Mom, can you put some on me?
147
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,500
I know what I want as a present.
148
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,542
I want to get on a jet ski.
149
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,458
Haven't you heard about the kid
who was eaten by sharks...
150
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:16,458
...after he fell off a jet ski?
151
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,542
Yeah, right.
152
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,458
Really!
153
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:23,583
He was riding and he fell off
and was eaten by sharks.
154
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:25,500
All the sharks ate him, all of them.
155
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,500
Really?
156
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,500
-Only his hand was found.
-Really?
157
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,500
-Yes, just floating there.
-I don't believe you.
158
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,500
Yeah, they found it at this beach.
159
00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:34,500
Hey, let's play volleyball.
160
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,583
They'll lend you a ball at the beach.
161
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,583
Me and mom against you.
162
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,583
You're on.
163
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,583
I'm gonna make it easy on you.
164
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,500
Or, I'm gonna find a gringa and ask her to be my partner.
165
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:51,583
So I'm gonna go and tell her:
166
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,500
"Hello, Mr. Gringa...
167
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,583
...do you want to play with me, volleyball?"
168
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:58,625
So?
169
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,542
So, what?
170
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:02,667
About the jet ski.
171
00:17:03,583 --> 00:17:04,583
What about it?
172
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,583
He wants to ride a jet ski.
173
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:12,500
For my birthday.
174
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,583
When is your birthday, champ?
175
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,500
Your birthday is on Sunday, isn't it?
176
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,583
You'll ride it on Sunday, not today.
177
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:22,583
-But why not?
-Just no.
178
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,500
Do you want some sausages, Pepino?
179
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,583
No, I'm a herbivore.
180
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,500
A Perla called you.
181
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,500
Perla?
182
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,583
Martinez or Gutierrez.
183
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,500
Who is she?
184
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:43,500
She's a hottie who can't
stop drooling over me.
185
00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:44,625
How about that?
186
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,625
Hello?
187
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,583
Get your ass down here!
188
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:31,667
Coming, coming.
189
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,750
Let's go to the beach.
190
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,833
Later, OK?
191
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:45,833
Look.
192
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,750
What did you order?
193
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,750
Piña colada.
194
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,833
The waiter told me it's happy hour.
195
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,833
It has alcohol in it, silly.
196
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,833
You feel tipsy?
197
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,833
No. I don't think so.
198
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:13,875
No? Don't you feel happy?
199
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,792
Like when someone tucks
you in with a blanket?
200
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,792
No. Not at all.
201
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,875
No? Then you're fine.
202
00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:29,875
OK, you're ready, Pepe. Go play.
203
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:46,917
Can I call grandma?
204
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:55,000
Sure, call her.
205
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,917
Rincon Diamante is the best
place for your vacations...
206
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,917
It's the place to go with your kids,
your grandma, your mother-in-law...
207
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,917
Rincon Diamante is exceptional.
208
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:22,917
Thanks.
209
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:25,917
Mom, thanks.
210
00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:36,958
What did she say?
211
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:38,958
Nothing.
212
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,917
Did you tell her you're having fun?
213
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Yep.
214
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
I feel dizzy.
215
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,917
Did she ask about me?
216
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
No.
217
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,917
What did she say then?
218
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,833
She said I should pray today at 3:00 pm...
219
00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,917
...because that's when Christ died.
220
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:20,958
Also some chocolate cakes, please.
221
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:25,958
And a cell phone card for 200 pesos,
no, make it a 100.
222
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,958
It's 169 pesos.
223
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,917
Here's your change.
224
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
225
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,917
Have a nice day.
226
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Thanks, you too.
227
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:04,917
Good morning, could you sign your bill please?
228
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,917
You left in a hurry this morning.
229
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,917
Well now you've caught up with me.
230
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
That's right.
231
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,083
"I believe in one God...
232
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,083
...Father Almighty...
233
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,083
...Creator of heaven and earth...
234
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,000
...and of all that is, seen and...
235
00:25:19,042 --> 00:25:21,042
...of all that is, seen and unseen".
236
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:41,083
Pepino, it's your turn.
237
00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,083
Play or there's no jet ski.
238
00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:52,000
That got you!
239
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:54,000
I still haven't said yes to the jet ski.
240
00:25:54,083 --> 00:25:56,083
Yes you did.
241
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:59,083
She did, you heard her, right?
242
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,083
Grandma said I can.
243
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,042
Wanna play soccer?
244
00:26:18,125 --> 00:26:21,042
Why don't you ask them if you can play?
245
00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:23,125
I don't know how to play.
246
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:28,125
Come here, I'll teach you something.
247
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:34,125
First, you're going to do this.
248
00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:38,042
With your arm.
249
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,125
Like a hinge.
250
00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:43,042
What's a hinge?
251
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:45,125
It's putting your arm in an "L" shape.
252
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:49,167
Because otherwise, I'll hit you here and you're out.
253
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,125
If you put your arm down...
254
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,125
...you're covered.
255
00:26:53,208 --> 00:26:56,208
Defense, defense, always on defense.
256
00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,125
The best attack is defense.
257
00:26:59,208 --> 00:27:01,125
Why are you teaching him that?
258
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,125
What's up? What you got?
259
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:06,042
If you don't, they'll fuck you up, man.
260
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,042
No one fucks with me.
261
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,042
Don't swear, moron.
262
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:11,042
You first, moron.
263
00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:13,042
C'mon! Hit me!
264
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:15,042
Hit me!
265
00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:16,042
Just fucking hit me, Pepino.
266
00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:17,125
Hit me.
267
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:19,125
C'mon, man.
268
00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:22,125
C'mon, Pepino.
269
00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,167
OK, enough.
270
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:36,083
Mom!
271
00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:39,167
I want to take a shower.
272
00:27:42,208 --> 00:27:44,208
Gil, are you coming?
273
00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:48,208
I'll catch up with you guys later.
274
00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,125
Jesus took Peter aside and told him...
275
00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:04,125
Pepino, can you hand me a Coke?
276
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:09,125
...This very night, before the rooster crows,
you will disown me three times.
277
00:28:10,167 --> 00:28:13,083
Peter replied...
278
00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:18,167
Even if all fall away on account of you, I never will.
279
00:28:22,167 --> 00:28:23,167
Do I answer?
280
00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:30,125
-Hello?
-Pepino, can we change the channel?
281
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,208
Your credit card isn't working.
282
00:28:33,208 --> 00:28:34,125
What?
283
00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,208
Your credit card isn't working.
284
00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:39,125
So tell me...
285
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:44,125
When did it become better to
pay with a credit card?
286
00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,125
Which, by the way, isn't real money.
287
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,125
Rather than paying in cash?
288
00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,167
Yes, but we need some sort of guarantee.
289
00:28:52,250 --> 00:28:54,167
Of course, that's what I'm saying.
290
00:28:54,250 --> 00:28:56,167
Let's see, what's your name?
291
00:28:56,250 --> 00:28:58,167
Itzel.
292
00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,250
Alright Itzel.
293
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,167
I'm a good person.
294
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:04,208
I'm chill.
295
00:29:05,208 --> 00:29:07,125
I'll pay you on Sunday.
296
00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:11,125
Every penny will be here.
297
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:15,125
I'll look for you personally
and give you the money.
298
00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:16,167
The thing is...
299
00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:19,167
I mean, if this card didn't go through...
300
00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:22,167
...maybe my other card will also be rejected.
301
00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:25,167
Maybe there's a problem with
your network or something...
302
00:29:25,250 --> 00:29:26,250
...and what can we do about that?
303
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,250
No, but...
304
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,292
What do you mean?
305
00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:49,208
What about the three and a half
years that I worked there?
306
00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:52,208
I didn't even... I was never late.
307
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,208
And... and I didn't even miss a day.
308
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,292
What? That doesn't count?
309
00:29:58,292 --> 00:29:59,292
Perla?
310
00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:02,292
Perla.
311
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:29,375
Exploring a new planet,
312
00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:34,375
just let yourself go...
313
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:38,375
It smells like feet,
314
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:42,375
it smells like feet,
315
00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,375
it smells like feet,
316
00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:50,375
nobody controls...
317
00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:54,375
Alright, Pepino.
318
00:30:58,458 --> 00:31:00,458
Bravo!
319
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,375
C'mon, mommy.
320
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:05,292
Don't call me "mommy."
321
00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:09,292
C'mon, at least up to the door.
322
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:12,292
You're a big boy, aren't you?
323
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,375
Yes or no?
324
00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:33,375
I'm gonna get you.
325
00:31:41,417 --> 00:31:44,417
I'd rather you throw me your panties.
326
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,375
I'm on vacation, dude.
327
00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:31,458
"I'm on vacation."
328
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,417
Don't complain when the old
hag starts nagging you.
329
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,500
What about the old hag?
330
00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:53,500
So, when are you going to thank me?
331
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:57,500
Yeah, right, like you're that hot.
332
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:04,375
I'm serious...
333
00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,458
...for bringing you to the beach.
334
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:12,375
...and for not giving you kid a spanking,
even though he really needs it.
335
00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:15,375
That little shit is such a tattle tale.
336
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:18,375
How do you think the old hag finds
out everything you do?
337
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:20,458
He goes and tells her everything.
338
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,458
Don't call him a little shit.
339
00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:27,500
-You're a fucking...
-What?
340
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,500
Say it!
341
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:33,417
"You're a fucking" what?
342
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,500
Low life? Is that what you were gonna say?
343
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,458
You know what I want?
344
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,542
I wanna go out.
345
00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:50,458
To dance.
346
00:33:50,542 --> 00:33:52,542
To dance a lot.
347
00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:55,542
Stop!
348
00:33:56,542 --> 00:33:58,542
Chill out, damn it.
349
00:33:59,542 --> 00:34:04,375
The next time you fuck up, that
old hag will take your kid...
350
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:06,458
...and this time for good.
351
00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:42,542
Hey, low life.
352
00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:08,500
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What?
353
00:35:08,583 --> 00:35:13,583
-Pepino, Pepino.
-He's sleeping.
354
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:22,500
-Shhh!
-Listen, he's asleep.
355
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:24,500
Pepino, Pepino!
356
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:27,583
Told you. He's asleep.
357
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:39,625
So, why didn't you wait
for your mom this time?
358
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:47,667
And how long is this phase
of yours going to last?
359
00:36:48,667 --> 00:36:51,583
Which phase?
360
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,667
You know, being oviparous.
361
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,667
I'm not oviparous.
362
00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:05,542
Did you know that God is omnipresent?
363
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,625
Did you know?
364
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:15,583
Oh, I know, you're on a diet.
365
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:18,583
You want to look like those models on TV.
366
00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:20,583
You're on a diet!
367
00:37:20,667 --> 00:37:23,667
No, it's not a diet.
368
00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:26,667
It was just a joke.
369
00:37:29,708 --> 00:37:33,708
So let's see, what's omnipresent?
370
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:40,625
If my mother loves you so much...
371
00:37:40,708 --> 00:37:43,708
...why does she keep using my dad's T-shirt?
372
00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:42,750
What's up?
373
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,667
Nothing really.
374
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,750
Where's Pepe?
375
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,750
He's downstairs, at the pool.
376
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,750
Is he having fun?
377
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:00,750
Who knows?
378
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:06,667
I spoke with the waiter...
379
00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:11,625
...and I told him tomorrow is Pepino's birthday...
380
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:16,708
...to see if we can sing happy birthday,
and get him a cake.
381
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:20,750
He said it was fine.
382
00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:23,667
Let's go to the ceviche place.
383
00:39:23,750 --> 00:39:24,667
Which one?
384
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:27,667
The one I told you I used to go with my dad.
385
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,667
I already asked downstairs and they told me how to get there.
386
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:35,750
We have to take the highway, but just for a bit.
387
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:40,667
Come on, let's go. Get changed.
388
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,750
I don't want to get changed.
389
00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:13,750
It doesn't matter how hard I bust
my balls, nothing changes, right?
390
00:40:13,833 --> 00:40:16,750
I just want you to get changed...
391
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:20,750
...and come spend time with your family.
392
00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,833
My family.
393
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,750
Family.
394
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:31,833
Gil.
395
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,750
Get changed and come downstairs.
396
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,833
Or do whatever the hell you want.
397
00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:42,875
Gil.
398
00:40:46,917 --> 00:40:48,917
Gil!
399
00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:07,792
Good afternoon ma'am.
400
00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:10,792
I've come to invite you to the
talk about Rincon Diamante.
401
00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,875
Hold on.
402
00:41:14,875 --> 00:41:17,792
Just to remind you, your room's special rate...
403
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:21,792
...is conditioned on your attending the talk...
404
00:41:21,875 --> 00:41:23,917
...otherwise we will have to adjust your bill.
405
00:43:09,958 --> 00:43:11,958
300 pesos for half an hour.
406
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,917
Where are your parents?
407
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
In the hotel, they're coming.
408
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,042
Did they give you permisison?
409
00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:33,958
You should get on the horse instead.
410
00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:37,042
You know how to ride? Or should I help you?
411
00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:51,083
Ah! No, Hanna!
412
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:57,042
Don't go, don't go.
413
00:44:57,125 --> 00:45:01,125
Look, let's play soccer. Goal!
414
00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:46,125
Hey.
415
00:45:50,125 --> 00:45:52,042
C'mon! Play with us.
416
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:54,042
She doesn't have a horse.
417
00:45:54,125 --> 00:45:56,042
C'mon.
418
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:57,125
OK.
419
00:45:58,125 --> 00:46:01,042
-Have you played before?
-Yes.
420
00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:03,042
-I'll get on your shoulders.
-Are you sure you can handle her?
421
00:46:03,125 --> 00:46:06,000
Alright, go under.
422
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:08,083
Damn, Panties, you're gonna regret it!
423
00:46:19,125 --> 00:46:21,042
How lame!
424
00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:24,125
At the Fantasy, the one over there.
425
00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:28,042
Truth is, we came here because
of the pool and all.
426
00:46:28,125 --> 00:46:30,125
Sometimes we get tired of everyone.
427
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,083
Right?
428
00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:35,167
Why they call you Panties?
429
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:38,083
That's a long story.
430
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,167
Shut up.
431
00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:53,083
Hey.
432
00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:56,125
Hey, do you have weed?
433
00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,125
No.
434
00:46:58,208 --> 00:47:01,125
Come on, you do.
435
00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:04,125
I mean, I do, but it's in the room.
436
00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:08,125
But my friend is there with some girl.
437
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:15,042
Man, I hate this touristy shit.
438
00:47:15,125 --> 00:47:18,042
So, what are you doing here then?
439
00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:21,083
There are some pretty
awesome beaches close by.
440
00:47:21,167 --> 00:47:23,083
-Really?
-We don't have a ride.
441
00:47:23,167 --> 00:47:25,083
So what?
442
00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:27,083
We can't get around without one.
443
00:47:27,167 --> 00:47:29,083
I bet this guy has a car.
444
00:47:29,167 --> 00:47:32,083
For sure.
445
00:47:32,167 --> 00:47:35,083
-Break the wheels out.
-C'mon, take us.
446
00:47:35,167 --> 00:47:37,167
Take us there, c'mon.
447
00:47:38,208 --> 00:47:40,125
Let's roll!
448
00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:45,125
I hope you're not going to kidnap us.
449
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:46,125
Or are you?
450
00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:48,125
C'mon.
451
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,208
So where is this beach?
452
00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,208
Um, just ahead of La Ventana.
453
00:47:54,208 --> 00:47:57,125
Is it full of gringos?
454
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,208
Of course not.
455
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:45,167
Who was it? Your girl?
456
00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:49,250
She called to give you a hard time?
457
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,250
Yes.
458
00:48:54,250 --> 00:48:57,250
So, what about the cool beach?
459
00:48:59,250 --> 00:49:02,292
At least take us for something to eat.
460
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:07,167
Look at this filthy pig.
461
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,250
You're gross!
462
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:15,250
-Hurry up!
-I think something bit my ass.
463
00:49:20,250 --> 00:49:22,167
I couldn't hold it any longer.
464
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,167
You girls like ceviche?
465
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:29,167
What do you want to order?
Or should we share something?
466
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:31,167
Sure.
467
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,167
Thanks, chief.
468
00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:34,167
-Are you Don Lucho?
-No.
469
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,167
I already know what I want.
470
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:39,167
I want a double tequila straight.
471
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,167
Same for me, but with a grapefruit soda.
472
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:45,208
Also a shrimp cocktail.
473
00:49:45,292 --> 00:49:49,250
You know, my father used to
bring me here when I was a kid.
474
00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:53,250
We came here a lot. They're
the best ceviches ever.
475
00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:57,250
Well, here our speciality is grilled fish.
476
00:49:57,333 --> 00:50:00,250
OK, so bring us one of those.
477
00:50:00,333 --> 00:50:03,333
I'll have a classic ceviche as well.
478
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:10,250
So what's so special about
that classic ceviche?
479
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:16,250
Oh, well, it has diced tomatoes...
480
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:18,250
...onions...
481
00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:20,250
Go, go, go.
482
00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:23,250
It's like Panties over here...
483
00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:26,292
...what she lacks in boobs, she has in smarts.
484
00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:27,292
Stupid bitch.
485
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:31,292
So she must be smart as hell.
486
00:50:31,375 --> 00:50:34,292
Cheers.
487
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:36,375
Look into each other's eyes.
488
00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:47,417
Up, down, to the middle, and in.
489
00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:49,417
And in!
490
00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:53,333
So you'll get all messed up.
491
00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:55,333
Stop it.
492
00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:57,417
Now you take one on your own.
493
00:50:59,417 --> 00:51:02,333
We're going to hand out some brochures.
494
00:51:02,417 --> 00:51:06,292
Please you two, come closer
so you can see the video.
495
00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:08,375
It's truly very visual.
496
00:51:09,375 --> 00:51:13,292
Sometimes people don't get to
see the whole grounds.
497
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:16,292
...this is an investment in love and well being.
498
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:20,292
These are the family vacationsfor the rest of your life...
499
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:22,292
...guaranteed."
500
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:26,292
One quick thing, the email
address on the back is wrong.
501
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:30,333
It's rdiamante@info.com, DOT mx.
502
00:51:30,417 --> 00:51:33,417
In case you pass it on to your friends.
503
00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:08,333
Here are the bracelets for the pools and buffets.
504
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,417
-Thanks.
-And the keys.
505
00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:17,375
Miss.
506
00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:20,375
What I can do is call and see
if anyone has seen him.
507
00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:23,375
Have you called your husband?
They might be together.
508
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:25,375
No, he's not my husband.
509
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:28,458
Why don't you wait for him in your room?
510
00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,500
Answer, you asshole.
511
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,583
Hello ma'am.
512
00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:03,583
Dalila.
513
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:10,542
Dali, Dalila.
514
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:17,458
Fine, he's better.
515
00:54:17,542 --> 00:54:20,542
He must have eaten something
bad for breakfast.
516
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:32,542
I miss your son, very much.
517
00:54:39,583 --> 00:54:41,500
Ma'm?
518
00:54:41,583 --> 00:54:44,500
My son is dead.
519
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:47,583
You should worry about your own son.
520
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:54,625
I do worry.
521
00:56:40,667 --> 00:56:44,583
Wow, that's a lot of candy.
522
00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:48,667
-How much is it?
-I'll tell you in a minute.
523
00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:51,583
Is this enough?
524
00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:53,667
Yes, but wait a minute.
525
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:00,583
It's omnipresent.
526
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:03,667
It's the motorbike of the future.
527
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,625
It flies through the skies.
528
00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:52,750
Chavez!
529
00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,792
Chavez!
530
01:00:46,917 --> 01:00:51,958
Alfredo, ask the young lady
what she wants to drink.
531
01:00:52,958 --> 01:00:54,875
Piña colada, daiquiri?
532
01:00:54,958 --> 01:00:56,875
What´s wrong Alfredo?
533
01:00:56,958 --> 01:01:00,958
In this bar we don't serve tropical drinks.
534
01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:09,875
Give her a vodka.
535
01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:12,875
One tequila. Thanks.
536
01:01:21,917 --> 01:01:23,917
Thanks.
537
01:01:24,917 --> 01:01:25,917
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
538
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,000
So, what about you? You're always here?
539
01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:15,000
Wow.
540
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,917
I'm going to miss you, fucking Alfredo.
541
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,000
Cheers.
542
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Who did those braids?
543
01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:01,042
Alfredo, are you kicking me out?
544
01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:06,042
Rat!
545
01:03:58,125 --> 01:04:00,125
Jesus Christ our Lord, Amen.
546
01:04:58,125 --> 01:05:01,167
That's the one who threw up.
547
01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:15,125
And you?
548
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:07,042
OK, but in Spanish.
549
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:09,125
Yes.
550
01:06:12,125 --> 01:06:15,042
The other day I went dancing and...
551
01:06:15,125 --> 01:06:18,125
...and I got home at like five...
552
01:06:20,167 --> 01:06:22,167
...then...
553
01:06:23,167 --> 01:06:30,208
...I remembered I had to make sandwiches
for my son to take to school.
554
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:35,125
So I got back home, I started
making the sandwiches.
555
01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:38,208
I took out the ham, the cheese, the tomato.
556
01:06:41,208 --> 01:06:43,125
And...
557
01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:45,125
I was about to take the napknins out...
558
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:50,208
...when I realized there was a frame
with a picture of the neighbors.
559
01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:56,208
I was in the wrong apartment!
560
01:06:58,208 --> 01:07:01,208
I made the neighbors some sandwiches.
561
01:07:40,208 --> 01:07:43,208
Can I have a sip?
562
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:16,250
Do you want one?
563
01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:30,292
There! Now you're screwed!
564
01:08:38,292 --> 01:08:40,292
Get a room, pigs.
565
01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:54,333
Hello?
566
01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:58,333
Dali.
567
01:09:09,250 --> 01:09:12,292
How do I put this?
568
01:09:21,292 --> 01:09:26,292
I can't even afford Pepino's jet ski.
569
01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:41,333
I wanted to bring you the beach, you
know, so you could be at the beach.
570
01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:50,333
I don't know how we're gonna do it.
571
01:09:54,375 --> 01:09:56,375
But you know what?
572
01:10:01,375 --> 01:10:03,375
Truth is, it doesn't matter.
573
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,375
I'm OK.
574
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:15,375
And I walk.
575
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,375
And I have feet.
576
01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:18,625
-Hey, good morning.
-Hi.
577
01:17:18,708 --> 01:17:20,625
Tell me, what happened?
578
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,625
Look, we can handle this at checkout...
579
01:17:22,708 --> 01:17:25,625
...and your kid can tell you what happened.
580
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:27,625
He's not my kid, but thanks.
581
01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:29,708
Come here.
582
01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:35,750
What did you do, dumbass?
583
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:39,750
What did you fucking do, Pepino?
584
01:17:42,750 --> 01:17:45,750
When your mom arrives, we'll
sing you Happy birthday.
585
01:17:57,792 --> 01:18:00,708
But citrus vodka?
586
01:18:00,792 --> 01:18:02,792
And another one?
587
01:18:03,792 --> 01:18:05,708
If you want, I can show you the tickets.
588
01:18:05,792 --> 01:18:09,625
Please do. I think there's a mistake there.
589
01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:12,625
-Lend me a pen please.
-Of course.
590
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:17,750
Wait a minute. I feel like
591
01:18:34,750 --> 01:18:37,708
someone's taking advantage here.
Are you feeling OK, miss?
592
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,792
Take my hand, I'll help you.
593
01:18:45,792 --> 01:18:47,708
Are you OK?
594
01:18:47,792 --> 01:18:49,708
Are you sure?
595
01:18:49,792 --> 01:18:51,792
Thanks.
596
01:20:04,875 --> 01:20:07,875
We could go to that ceviche
place I mentioned.
597
01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,875
I don't want to wear a suit
at the wedding.
598
01:20:17,917 --> 01:20:18,958
That's OK.
599
01:20:19,958 --> 01:20:22,958
The tie is too tight.
600
01:20:23,958 --> 01:20:25,958
Don't worry, that's fine.
601
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:35,958
Grandma wants to throw out
my dad's motorcycle.
602
01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:41,958
Well, it wasn't the motorcycle's fault.
603
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,000
Come ride a jet ski, come
ride the bannana boat.
604
01:21:06,042 --> 01:21:06,875
So.
605
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:08,958
Don't you want your present anymore?
606
01:21:09,958 --> 01:21:10,958
No.
607
01:21:11,958 --> 01:21:14,958
How come? Are you afraid, sissy?
608
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:18,958
You're afraid.
609
01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:22,958
So, what do you want?
610
01:21:23,958 --> 01:21:25,875
The horse.
611
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,875
How come?
612
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:28,958
Just because.
38005
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
