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- I don't believe a word of it.
- That book has me so nervous.
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Well, I didn't write it for the money.
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[Woman]Tonight on Murder, She Wrote.
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- Freeze!
- Who would want to buy sausages from a man
that played around with married women?
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- Is she still having an affair
with the butcher?
- That is irresponsible.
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Oh, where was their responsibility?
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I'm surprised she didn't
send you an advance copy.
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I never hear any gossip.
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This sort of filth
shouldn't be allowed in print.
Obviously I haven't got to the good part.
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[Eve]I swear to you. A lice showed upat the Harbor House wearing shorts,
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and they wouldn't let her in.
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Shorts? She must be
older than God's mother.
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Oh, but she's so proud of her legs.
[Woman]I don't know why.
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Her knees look like two fat boys
bumping their heads together.
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Oh, what time is it?
Oh! Oh! I'm missing my show.
Loretta, be a dear and turn on the TV.
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There's nothing on
this early except talk.
Now, you can get that here.
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Oh, I do hope it isn't
educational TV.
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I hate educational TV.
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Oh, this isn't educational.
It's network television.
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Loretta, please, turn it on.
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I'd rather see
Days of Our Longing.
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Please, everyone,
keep still.
That'll be the day.
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- Oh, that's it. That's it.
- [Woman On TV]
Welcome back.
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This is Janet Paisley in
Top o'the Morning's "Book Nook."
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The book: The Sins of Castle Cove,
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an exciting first novel.
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Its young author is here today:
Sybil Reed.
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Tell me about Cabot Cove, Maine.
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Well, Janet, Cabot Cove is a smallNew England seacoast town.
That's Sybil.
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Why, I know her.
What's she doing on TV?
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She- She's written a book.And now she's trying to sell it.
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- Shh!
- Your first novel,
The Sins of Castle Cove,
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is set in a small
New England seacoast town,
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where some rather shocking
things take place.
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Sybil, how much
of your book is true?
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The geography.
The rest is purely fictitious.
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Sybil looks real pretty,
doesn't she?
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Being 23 doesn't hurt.
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Please, I am trying to hear this.
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Well, I may have drawn on some of
the characteristics from people
back in Cabot Cove.
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But what about
all that sex and violence?
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Well, that was purely
my own imagination.
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[Paisley]Sybil, you're not the first authorfrom Cabot Cove to be sitting in that chair.
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I presume you knowthe mystery writer,J.B. Fletcher.
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Yes. Mrs. Fletcher was
my high school English teacher.
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She encouraged me to write.
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I would say that Mrs. Fletcher
has been a very great influence
in my work.
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- Oh, my.
- Well, now, that is something.
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[Paisley]
Who else have you
been influenced by?
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Barbara Cartland and Jackie Collins.
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Mmm. You're in
pretty fast company, Jess.
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[Sybil]But mainly Mrs. Fletcherdeserves the credit.
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She taught me everything
I know about writing.
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Just talking about her
makes me homesick for Cabot Cove.
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Thank you, Sybil Reed.
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And congratulations on your first novel,
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The Sins of Castle Cove,
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already being touted
by the literary press
as a surefire best seller.
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And we'll be back.
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Could be a new literary classic.
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And to think, you were the first
to discover her genius.
Imagine that.
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Well, Sybil was a very bright student,
but she had her share of problems.
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First of all, her mother ran off
to heaven knows where.
Then her father died,
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and then she moved in with
her grandmother, who passed away
while Sybil was in high school.
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As I recall,
they lived in that old eyesore
at the end of Hedgehog Lane.
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Well, Sybil still owns that place,
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but she had Eve Simpson
rent it out while she was
writing in the city.
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I'm surprised she didn't
send you an advance copy,
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you being one ofher three greatest influences.
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And also her severest critic.
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She's probably very proud of herself,
getting that book published
without my help.
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Well, um, I don't know about you,
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but I think I'll amble over
to the bookstore and see if I can-
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Well, perhaps I could, uh,
pick you up a copy.
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Well, thank you, Seth.
I'm- I'm curious, of course, but, uh,
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I can wait to read it.
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I mean, I'm not in any hurry.
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I'll be back in half an hour.
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Half an hour will be fine.
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[Chattering]
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There you go, Ellie.
Thanks very much.
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Ah, Sylvia. Good to see ya.
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[Chattering]
[Register Bell Dings]
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When poor Sybil was left all alone,
I did my best to help her.
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I was the one who rented
that big, ugly house for her.
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Her mother was
the first girl in junior high
to ever stuff gym socks in her bra.
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Well, I slapped
her daddy's face once.
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But l- I don't remember why.
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[Laughing]
Ideal.
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[Chattering]
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[Clears Throat]
Excuse me. Doctor coming through.
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Bit of a hurry here. Excuse me.
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Well, Sheriff.
Oh, hi, Doc.
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Don't tell me you're taking up
some serious reading.
Uh, oh, no.
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It's a present for Adelle.
She's laid up with some terrible pain.
Maybe you can look in on her later.
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What seems to be the trouble?
Well, she was teaching
her self-defense class...
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and accidentally dropped
a 200-pound student on her foot.
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Thought this might cheer her up.
[Ideal]Oh, Sheriff,
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I understand it's a bit spicy.
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Oh, yeah?
That shouldn't be too tough
for an ex-marine.
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I hope it's a love story.
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The only books I ever read
are romantic novels
with happy endings.
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I like realism.
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Lots of tall,
attractive, single men...
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fighting over
one mature working lady.
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Well, I always look at the cover,and if the man is bare-chestedand the woman isn't, I buy it.
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Ladies. Doc.
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Ideal, Phyllis, Eve.
Lovely as ever.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Holgate.
What a nice thing to say, Ellis.
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It's my pleasure.
Miriam, I was, uh,
hoping you'd show up.
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It's been too long.
Isn't there some way
to speed this up? I'm in a hurry.
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Sorry, Mrs. Harwood.
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Ah. Good morning,
Dr. Valiant.
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Doctor who?
You know perfectly well
my name is Hazlitt.
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Not in my book.
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Ah! 18.95.
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For one book?
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I can remember
when you could buy a whole set
of encyclopedia for $15...
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and still have enough left over
for a seafood dinner
and a picture show.
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I will take it off
your next doctor's bill.
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[Holgate Chuckles]Uh, just a minute.Uh, Dr. Valiant.
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Page 14.
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[Crowd Gasps]
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[Jessica]"Dr. Sam Valiantis a typical small-town doctor,
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"good at heart,
though he appears to be
a cross between a leprechaun-
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[Laughs]
And a curmudgeon."
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I am much too tall to be called
a leprechaun, and good-natured
to be a curmudgeon.
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Well, obviously
that's not what Sybil thinks.
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Sybil may stuff her brain
into a small mayonnaise jar,
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and send it to Harvard
to have it scrutinized.
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Oh, Seth. Aren't you being
overly sensitive to a work of fiction?
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I skimmed it on the way over here,
and believe me, Jess,
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there are a lot of people
here in Cabot Cove
that are going to be offended by it.
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Well, I'm quite sure
that she doesn't
call them curmudgeons.
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Oh, no. No.
There's a full assortment...
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of thieves, philanderers,
liars, moral deviants...
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and a particularly odious
bookworm called "the Geek."
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Oh, no, no, no, no.That's your copy.
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I suggest you read it posthaste.
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Pay particular attentionto the high school English teacher,Mrs. K.C. Feather.
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That should stiffen your
syllabus for quite some time.
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[Door Opens]
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[Door Closes]
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Oh, my.
[Doorbell Rings]
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Oh, Eve.
Jessica, I have just had
the worst experience of my life!
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Ah, well, I see you're reading it too.
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Well, actually,
l- I've- I've just started it.
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I'm sure you will be as disgusted, appalled
and horrified as I was. This sort of filth
shouldn't be allowed in print.
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Well, obviously
I haven't got to the good part.
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How can you joke about it?
Suppose this should fall into the hands
of innocent children?
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But, Eve, you've always been
passionately opposed to censorship.
Well, this is different, Jessica.
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Wait until you read about the man-crazy
real estate agent who makes a pass
at every husband in town.
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Well, surely that's not you.
Well, of course it's not me.
It's nothing like me.
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Except for the description
of my house, my office
and the birthmark on my fanny,
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which, incidentally,
is on the wrong side.
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But how many people
would know that?
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Look, Eve.
This morning on television,
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Sybil went out of her way
to say that all of the incidents
in this book are purely imaginary.
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She is slandering
the entire population
of this town, Jessica.
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This ambitious little hussy,
whom you so carelessly inspired.
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Oh, now wait a minute, Eve.
The little witch should have
her mind washed out with soap.
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There are things in this book
that I wouldn't discuss
with my own mother.
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Mother, hell. I wouldn't
tell them to my psychiatrist.
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Oh, Eve, aren't you making
too much out of this?
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It seems like a harmless first novel.
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Harmless? What did you think
of Mrs. Feather, the school teacher
turned mystery writer?
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Oh, I haven't gotten to her yet.
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When you get to her, we'll talk.
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Eve.
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Eve, wait.
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[Man]Hey, Noah.
Yeah, how you doin', George?
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You, uh, read any good books lately?
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[Laughs]
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No.
[Door Closes]
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[Noah]Miriaml
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I swear that George Greer's
got too many worms in his bait can.
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Spaghetti sauce, honey?
Is that all you know how to fix?
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Well, I just had so much to do.
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And wouldn't you know,
I ran into Eve Simpson, and you
always said she could talk your ear off.
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She started talking about-
I don't wanna hear about Eve Simpson.
She's a waste of time.
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I don't want youseein'her anymore.
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- There better be a cold beer in here.
- Noah, get-
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What the hell is this?
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I wondered where that was.
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I must have had that
in my hand when I was
looking for the garlic.
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Must be pretty hot stuff
if you have to keep it in the fridge.
What's it about?
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Oh, you wouldn't like it.
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A woman wrote it.
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I don't know how
you can stand this junk.
Hurry up.
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Get some dinner on the table.
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[Doorbell Rings]
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Sybil.
Hi, Mrs. Fletcher.
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Well, my heavens,
what an unexpected surprise.
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- Oh, I guess I should have called.
- Well, come inside.
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I was watching you
on television this morning.
What happened to your book tour?
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Oh, the parties and interviews
and the flashbulbs in my face-
It just got too much for me.
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Yes, I know the feeling.
I just had to come home.
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The only trouble is,
I forgot that I'd rented my house
to somebody else, so l-
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Well, l- I thought,
if it wouldn't be
too much trouble, l-
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Well, I'm afraid I wouldn't be
a very good hostess.
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You see, I'm in the middle of
writing my new book, and, um-
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Well, actually,
it's not going very well.
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Oh, I understand.
I had the same trouble.
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You just have to fight through it.
So I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
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Is the guest room still
at the top of the stairs to the right?
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Well, yes.
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Fletcher.
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You are my favorite person
in the whole world.
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It's so good to be home
in Castle Cove.
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Cabot Cove.
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Ezra.
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[Jessica]Seth.
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Morning, Jessica.
Seth Hazlitt on foot-
I don't believe it.
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Well, I'm filling my lungs
with good, clean salt air.
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Been telling my patients
that for years.
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I thought I'd try a little bit of it
myself. What brings you out
on this fine morning?
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Well, an unexpected houseguest
arrived last night,
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and I woke to the realization
that my cupboard was bare.
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That unexpected houseguest...
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00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:42,638
wouldn't be a budding young novelist
off the Portland bus last night, now, would it?
221
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:47,243
- Now, how did you know that?
- Well, the taxi driver at the diner
this morning mentioned it...
222
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,379
while I was having
my morning oat bran.
223
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:53,186
Well, that's not
the only reason I left the house
early this morning.
224
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,750
I read the book.
225
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,524
A-yah.
226
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,591
Lfinally get a decent-selling book,
and look. This has to happen.
227
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,230
Mr. Holgate, can you think
of anybody who might
have a grudge against you?
228
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,331
Oh, this goes deeper
than a grudge, Sheriff.
229
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,003
I regard this book burning
as a brutal attack
on freedom of speech.
230
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,012
Book burning?
231
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,277
Yeah. A fisherman comin' in
last night in his boat,
uh, saw the flames...
232
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,648
and a figure dressed in black
running away.
233
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:24,554
- He was too far away though
to tell if it was a man or a woman.
- How dreadful. Were many books burned?
234
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,218
None of them yours, Jessica.
Still got plenty of those left.
235
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,261
No, it was The Sins of Castle Cove.
236
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:33,231
The cretin who did it
left a threatenin' note
taped to the window frame.
237
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Made from letters
cut from magazines.
238
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:40,469
[Jessica]"Stop selling this filthor next fire will burn all."
239
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,634
Ah, it's gotta be some kind of nutcake.
Wonder why he's pickin' on this book?
240
00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,645
My book? Why would anyone
do a sick thing like that?
241
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,779
Well, very possibly
because they read something
that they didn't like.
242
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,881
Well, it's only a made-up story
for the most part.
243
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,860
Well, it's that other part
that seems to have everyone upset.
244
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:07,127
Mrs. Fletcher, that really isn't fair.
I mean, I didn't write about
them exactly as they are.
245
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,863
I disguised them.
L- I made some people taller,
some people shorter-
246
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,928
You made me older.
247
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:17,773
Sybil, look. You've written things
about recognizable people
that are bound to hurt.
248
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,335
Well, I was only following
your advice.
249
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,712
My advice?
Write about things you know.
250
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,808
All I know is Cabot Cove.
251
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:29,048
I had no idea you knew it that well.
252
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,113
[Phone Rings]
253
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,523
Yes? Yes, this is Jessica Fletcher.
254
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,655
Yeah, she's right here.
It's for you.
255
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:47,097
Hello? Oh, hi.
No, nothing much.
Just-Just resting.
256
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,172
All right, Corinne.
What have you heard? Spill it.
257
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,373
Somebody trashed
the bookshop last night.
258
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,713
Yes, I know. Isn't it fantastic?
People are going crazy.
259
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,744
Tell me about it.
Eve Simpson is climbing the wall.
260
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,347
Oh, and how is dear Miriam Harwood?
261
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,416
Miriam?
262
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:10,223
She's a total wreck.
Oh, I love it!
263
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,264
[Laughs]
Corinne.
264
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:15,789
Corinne, Mrs. Simpson's waiting
to have her nails done.
265
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,702
- Sorry, Mom. Gotta go now.
- All right, listen.
Keep your ears open.
266
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,763
I'm already
thinking about a sequel.
267
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,708
You just stay in bed
and try to feel better,
268
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,007
and I'll see if Loretta
will let me go early.
269
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,244
Bye, Mom.
Your mom looked fine
an hour ago...
270
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:33,842
when we took
our aerobics class.
271
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,356
Now, my dear.
You just hustle
your little buns, baby.
272
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,389
Corinne, speed it up.
273
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,986
I have an appointment
with a hot client.
274
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,226
Give me something orangey-pale
to remind him that I'm a woman,
275
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,598
without threatening him
with my sexuality.
276
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,637
Oh!
[Laughs]
277
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,298
Oh, God!
Did you hear me?
278
00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,739
I sound like the character
in that slimy book.
279
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:00,677
Oh, forget it, Corinne.
I'll have the usual.
Red on red.
280
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,206
Loretta.
Loretta, come here.
281
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:10,454
Did you read this part?
Sybil calls the beauty shop
"a gossip communication center."
282
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,117
I never hear any gossip.
283
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,820
Just good talk among good friends...
284
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:20,195
about other good friendswho aren't here to defend themselves.
285
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,292
[Gasps]
I don't believe a word of it.
286
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:26,304
Nothing like this
has ever happened to me.
287
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,967
Oh, Ideal.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
288
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,533
Now maybe
you'll let me streak your hair.
289
00:18:34,413 --> 00:18:37,473
Oh, it's easy for all of you
to joke about it.
290
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,780
But that- that book
has me so nervous.
291
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,082
L-I'm afraid to stay
in my house alone.
292
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:46,421
Honey, after the men in this town
read that book, you'll be lucky
to have a moment alone.
293
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,620
Has your husband read the book?
[Eve]Are you serious?
294
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:54,359
I've never seen Noah
read anything but a stop sign.
Even then, his lips moved.
295
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:59,370
L-I'm just afraid one of the guys
at work will hear about it from
his wife and tell Noah, and-
296
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,771
Loosen up, Miriam.
I was only kidding.
297
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,835
Not everyone will identifya certain character with you.
298
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,881
That's true.
299
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,178
The unfaithful wife
in the book is a redhead.
300
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,318
Oh, gosh. I gotta go.
301
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,789
Eve, I'll call you later.
302
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,019
Don't worry.
303
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,027
Good-bye, everybody.
[Phyllis]Bye-bye, Miriam.
304
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,086
Here, dear.
[Ideal]Bye, Miriam.
305
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,132
Good-bye, Miriam.
306
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,134
Thank you.
Oh, your purse.
307
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,727
Thanks.
308
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,795
[Bell Jingles]
309
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,612
So, tell me.
310
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,944
Is she still having an affair
with the butcher?
311
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,313
Just like the book.
Stop.
312
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:49,047
I don't want to hear it.
I haven't read that far yet.
313
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:56,191
Eve, darling, it also says in the book
that you had an affair with the butcher,
314
00:19:56,262 --> 00:19:58,423
but you broke it offbecause ofhis mother.
315
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,764
I won't dignify that
with an answer, but, uh,
316
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:08,068
that mother of his
is something else.
317
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,040
Mulligan.
Afternoon, Noah.
318
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,916
- Where's my wife?
- Haven't seen her.
319
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,890
Don't hand me that.
Maybe you got her hidin' in there
in that famous walk-in refrigerator...
320
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,085
everybody here in town's
been readin' about.
321
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,185
You've been drinkin'.
322
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:35,526
I have a mind to kill you, Mulligan.
Go home and sleep it off.
323
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,694
Look at yourself, Harwood.
You're out of shape.
324
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,761
You want to feel somethin' solid?
Feel this.
325
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:43,002
I'll show you somethin' sol-
Tim, Noah, please!
326
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:46,044
Let him go, Tim.
[Woman]Stay away from himl
327
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:51,082
You stay away from him, you hussy.
I know all about you.
Ma, please stay out of this.
328
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:55,644
My son is a pure and decent boy.
Mom, this is not the woman
in the book. This is Mrs. Fletcher.
329
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,622
What's the matter?
Don't you know any single women?
330
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,489
Mulligan, this isn't over yetl
331
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,494
Go home and lock up your wife!
332
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,463
[Tires Squeal]
333
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,432
Are you sure you're not his wife?
334
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,402
Quite sure.
Would you go home and watch
your favorite dirty soap opera?
335
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:15,907
Why were you hangin' around
my boy in the first place?
Did the book give you ideas?
336
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,136
[Mulligan]Ma, Mrs. Fletcher is a customer.
337
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,201
I don't care who she is.
338
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:25,307
The woman that seduced my boy
will be struck down,
as if by the hand of God.
339
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,818
How can you say
a thing like that?
340
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,447
I didn't make it up.
It's the way it was wrote.
341
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,981
Mrs. Mulligan, it's just a book.
It-It's a work of fiction.
342
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,188
We'll see, deary. We'll see.
[Cackles]
343
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,323
[Police Radio Chatter]
344
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,274
[Door Closes][Mort]Floyd?
345
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,343
In the kitchen, Sheriff.
346
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,693
Okay, what have we got?
Mrs. Harwood's dead, Sheriff.
347
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,663
And there's the murder weapon-
that fryin' pan.
348
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,360
Murder?
Yep.
349
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:19,200
[Sighs]
Call the state police, get the print guys
out here and dust the house.
350
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:23,367
Well, yes, sir, I'll do that,
but it's not really necessary.
I already know who did it.
351
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,434
It's in the book.
352
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,927
- Freeze!
- [Snoring]
353
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,460
Come on, Noah.
Wake up.
354
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,665
[Snoring]
355
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,569
Good morning,
Mrs. Fletcher.
Oh, good morning, Sybil.
356
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:03,376
Well, it looks like another
lovely day in Cabot Cove.
357
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,440
Uh-huh.
358
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,452
I hope I'm not
interrupting your work.
359
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,887
Oh, I'm just researching
my next book.
360
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:15,120
I want to get all my facts straight
before I start writing.
361
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,458
And how are you planning
to spend the day?
362
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,327
Oh, a little research on my own.
363
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:24,131
Actually, later on,
I have a date to go antiquing
with Seth Hazlitt.
364
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:27,900
- That doesn't sound like much fun.
- Well, we enjoy it.
365
00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:32,307
Except when a dealer tries to sell
Seth a cereal bowl with a picture
of Shirley Temple in it.
366
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:35,643
He hates antiquesthat are younger than he is.
367
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,774
Actually, you'd be very welcome
to come along with us
if you'd like to.
368
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,911
I think the fresh air
and exercise would put
some color in your cheeks.
369
00:23:41,987 --> 00:23:45,582
Oh, I couldn't go out.
I'm in hiding, remember?
370
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,853
Besides, I'm not really into antiques.
371
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:53,323
Tell me, Sybil.
What are you into?
372
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,493
That's an odd question.
Not really.
373
00:23:56,569 --> 00:24:00,005
You're going to have many choices,
now that your book is a best seller.
374
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,973
You're going to bea very wealthy young woman.
375
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:06,034
Well, I didn't write it
for the money.
376
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,978
No. I'm wonderingwhy you did write it.
377
00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:14,546
A book so filled with dark themes
and unhappy people.
378
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,884
It's the way that I see life.
379
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:21,222
All life,
or just life in Cabot Cove?
My life.
380
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,991
Kids made fun of me
because of the hideous clothes
that my grandmother made me wear.
381
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:30,832
And then she wouldn't let me
go out with boys. L- I was a real freak
by the time I reached your class.
382
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,633
I guess that's why I became
so interested in writing.
383
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:38,234
- But none of that is in the book.
- Well, I didn't write it about me.
384
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,801
No, you wrote about
all those other people-
385
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,247
those- those people that you felt
had made your life miserable.
386
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:48,776
You wrote for revenge.
That's the only weapon I had.
What's wrong with using it?
387
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:52,654
But that's ridiculing real people.
That is irresponsible.
388
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,057
Oh, where was their responsibility?
389
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:59,086
What possible harm
could Eve Simpson
have done to you?
390
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,031
Only one little insignificant thing:
391
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:05,730
She's the one who introduced
my mother to the man
that she ran off with.
392
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,637
But surely you can't blame-
Excuse me.
[Phone Rings]
393
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,444
Hello.
[Seth]
Jessica.
394
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:18,006
- Oh, good morning, Seth.
- I'm afraid I'll have to cancel
our antiquing expedition.
395
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:21,177
I'm at the coroner's.
Miriam Harwood
was brought in last night.
396
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,813
Miriam Harwood dead?
397
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,485
But she was so young.
What happened?
398
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,824
Seems to be a case of
domestic murder.
399
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,625
I don't have all the details.
I'm sorry about today.
400
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:36,998
- Oh, that's all right.
We'll do it some other time.
- Yeah.
401
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:41,704
- Uh, Sybil?
- [Doorbell Rings]
402
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:48,670
Oh, Deputy.
Uh, Mrs. Fletcher,
Sheriff sent me to pick you up.
403
00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:51,875
- Pick me up?
- Yes, ma'am, and bring you in.
404
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:59,285
Sheriff, you-you could have
picked up the phone, you know,
405
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,485
and simply invited me
to your office.
406
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,792
Whoa. Back up.
I only sent Floyd
because you don't drive.
407
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,389
Which I could understand
if you lived in New York,
408
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,799
where the average traffic
condition is gridlock.
409
00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:13,770
But in Cabot Cove,
the nearest thing we have
to a Sig-Alert...
410
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:16,865
is somebody's cat havin' kittens
in the middle of Main Street.
411
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:20,343
Would this have something to do
with Miriam Harwood's murder?
412
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,347
Now, how did you know about that?
413
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,747
It's a small town.
414
00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:27,752
Yeah.
415
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:31,119
Well, I didn't read the book,
but Adelle tells me...
416
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:35,183
that the victim's husband knocked her off
because she was playing around
with some pork chop pusher.
417
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:40,061
In the book?
Look, don't confuse
fiction with reality.
418
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,430
Right. I know that.
419
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:45,265
The trouble is, it fits.
420
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,271
The husband's got the same motives.
421
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,570
They fight in the kitchen.
He loses his head
and clips her with a frying pan.
422
00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,043
- Just the way it is in the book.
- Uh, not quite.
423
00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,878
In the book, he killed her
with a lamp in the living room.
Are we gonna split hairs?
424
00:26:56,949 --> 00:27:00,316
The guy next door was
walkin' his mutt when Noah
runs out of the house,
425
00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,854
jumps into his truck
and takes off like a shot.
426
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:07,722
This morning, Floyd spotsNoah's pickup, calls for a backup,we make the arrest and bring him in.
427
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:12,560
You mean you arrested a man
because he acted like
a character in a book?
428
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,725
Uh, not so loud, Mrs. F.
429
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,792
We haven't filed charges yet.
430
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,637
He's in the drunk tank in the back,
sleeping off a big bender.
431
00:27:21,707 --> 00:27:25,507
You see, that's my problem.
432
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,307
When he wakes up
and is sober enough to drive,
433
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,371
will I be turning loose a killer?
434
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,510
But if you have a witness
who places him
at the scene of the crime,
435
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:39,079
and you felt so sure
that he was guilty
that you went looking for him-
436
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,626
I mean, why in the world
would you let him loose?
437
00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:45,790
I don't think the book will hold up
in court as evidence.
The book.
438
00:27:45,864 --> 00:27:50,324
The way I got it figured is like this:
It's like the guy wanted to kill his wife
but didn't know how.
439
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:52,336
Probably his first murder.
440
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:57,774
So he reads about it in the book,
and he says, " Yeah, that's a good way.
I'll do it like that."
441
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,777
Can you see a judge buying that?
442
00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,837
No. And I don't buy it either.
443
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,213
Well, now, what about
the scene of the crime?
444
00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:08,310
Were there any prints?
Oh, sure. Coffee?
445
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:11,618
- Uh, no. No, thank you.
- Noah's prints
were all over the place.
446
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:17,493
He lived there.
And the kitchen was loaded
with prints- everywhere-
447
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,690
except on the frying pan.
448
00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:24,634
That had been wiped clean.
Now, that makes no sense.
449
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,263
I mean, that a man would
kill his wife in his home...
450
00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:30,103
and then pause to wipe the prints
from the murder weapon...
451
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:32,643
before fleeing the scene-
452
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,975
- Oh, dear.
- What?
453
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,982
The killer wiped the prints
off the lamp.
454
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:41,577
- Off the pan.
- No, no. No.
I mean the lamp- in the book.
455
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:43,814
That didn't make
any sense there either.
456
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,221
Terrific.
457
00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:50,284
I knew this was gonna be
one of those squirrelly cases.
458
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:53,126
Okay, Mrs. Fletcher,
do me a favor, please.
459
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:57,862
Don't mention the detailsof this killing to anybody elseuntil I have a case, okay?
460
00:28:57,936 --> 00:29:02,270
- I'm sworn to secrecy.
- Thanks.
461
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:06,539
Believe me, I'm as bewildered
as you are with this case.
462
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:08,671
Oh, hey, I appreciate that.
463
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,877
I was beginning to feel like
the dummy sheriff
Adelle told me about in the book.
464
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:16,717
About an hour ago,
a deputy tookJessica to see the sheriff.
465
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,757
I want to know what's going on.
466
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:20,951
Hardly anybody here.
467
00:29:21,026 --> 00:29:23,893
Loretta left Eve Simpson
under a dryer...
468
00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:27,261
and went out to look
for a purple purse.
[Bell Jingles]
469
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:29,664
Good morning.
Good morning, Mrs. Grant.
470
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:35,332
Oh, Phyllis, thank GodlMiriam's late for her appointment.I was going mad with no one to talk to.
471
00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:38,274
Oh.
[Kisses]
Did you hear? I'll get back to you.
472
00:29:38,343 --> 00:29:40,334
Bye, Mom!
473
00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:44,542
Oh, Corinne.
I need emergency nail repair.
474
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,607
L- I'm coming, Mrs. Grant.
475
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:51,550
So, uh, how was
your date last night?
476
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:57,152
Boring. I spent the entire evening
peeling off my nail polish.
477
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,958
I could swear you had your hair done
day before yesterday.
478
00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:05,367
Loretta left in too much gray.
479
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:09,373
I got home late last night.
I caught my reflection in the hall mirror
and screamed.
480
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,842
I thought I was being attacked
by some senior citizen.
481
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:14,879
[Bell Jingles]
Oh, hi, girls.
482
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:17,575
I'm sorry. It took me
longer than I thought.
483
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,810
Eve. Eve, are you okay?
484
00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:23,616
I don't smell any singeing hair,
if that's what you mean.
Show me the purse.
485
00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,715
Well, I'm not sure about the shade.
486
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,927
What do you think?
487
00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,089
Heavenly.
488
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:35,429
Adorable.
489
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,025
Huh. I'll take it back.
490
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:40,731
Ideal Molloy
was in the boutique.
491
00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,639
She said that she was
out early this morning,
492
00:30:43,709 --> 00:30:48,339
and she saw Noah Harwood
in the back of the sheriff's car.
493
00:30:48,413 --> 00:30:50,313
Noah?
494
00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:54,682
Well, she only
got a glimpse of him,
but she said he looked terrible.
495
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,278
Now, isn't that funny?
496
00:30:57,356 --> 00:31:00,189
I saw Jessica Fletcher
riding with the deputy sheriff...
497
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:03,194
as I was leaving my house,about an hour ago.
498
00:31:03,262 --> 00:31:06,356
Oh, well, when Amos Tupper
was sheriff,
499
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:10,629
he used to ask forJessica's help
whenever he had a difficult case.
500
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,329
Such as?
501
00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:15,168
Well,
502
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,174
such as a murder.
503
00:31:19,478 --> 00:31:21,378
Something's happened.
504
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:24,006
To Miriam Harwood.
505
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,516
Ouch!
506
00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,884
- My cuticle.
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Grant.
507
00:31:29,955 --> 00:31:35,416
Well, it wouldn't have happened if you were
doing what you were supposed to do.
It's very naughty to eavesdrop.
508
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,462
Sybil told me...
509
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:41,431
that being a good listener
was how she researched her book.
510
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,196
Sybil Reed?
511
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,237
When did she tell you?
512
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,569
Yesterday.
513
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,074
Sybil? Here?
514
00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,670
In Cabot Cove?
515
00:31:57,182 --> 00:32:00,345
Where, Corinne?
516
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:07,051
Well, Sheriff, it's certainly niceto meet you, though I really don't knowhow I can help you.
517
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:11,562
Well, the sheriff feelsthat you might be able to provide himwith some information that he needs.
518
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,564
What information?
519
00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:18,331
Well, why you disliked
Miriam Harwood so much
that you killed her off in your book.
520
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,337
No, I didn't. Honestly. L-
521
00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,169
Sybil, please. Miriam is dead.
522
00:32:23,241 --> 00:32:26,938
Now, the sheriff feels that
her husband might have killed her...
523
00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:28,980
because that's the way
you wrote it.
524
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:34,110
- No, that's not what I wanted to happen.
- Then what did you want to happen,
Miss Reed?
525
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:38,049
Before she was married,
Miriam worked for the county.
526
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:40,057
I was 16 when
my grandmother died,
527
00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:43,822
so she said I had to live
in a foster home until I came of age,
528
00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:47,331
even though my grandmotherhad left me a house and a trust fund.
529
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:51,768
So I had to hire a lawyer
and go to court in order to
live in my own house.
530
00:32:51,837 --> 00:32:56,604
I see. And writing about
her affair with the butcher
was your way of paying her back?
531
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,735
Well, killing her off
seemed the easiest way to end it.
532
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,645
Somebody else thought so, too,
and used your book as a road map.
533
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:06,411
- [Doorbell Rings]
- Excuse me.
534
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:10,421
Where is she?I know she's here.
535
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,423
Eve, just a moment.
There you are.
536
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,688
I just heard on my car radiothat Miriam is dead.
537
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:19,026
- You are responsible.
- No, l- I didn't kill her.
538
00:33:19,097 --> 00:33:22,658
- You stirred up the mud.
That's good enough for me.
- That's not fair.
539
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:25,760
Miriam told me
she was going to break it off
with Tim Mulligan last night.
540
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,032
Apparently
she never got the chance.
[Mort] Now hold it.
541
00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:30,472
Maybe she didn't,
and maybe she did.
542
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:33,943
What do you think, Mrs. F.
Maybe Mulligan did
go over to see her.
543
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:37,175
Maybe he didn't likewhat he heard.
It's possible.
544
00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:40,707
Mrs. Simpson, could you verify
the conversation you had
with the victim?
545
00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,220
No, not really. I mean,
we were alone at the time.
546
00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:46,519
I was having my nails done,
and Loretta was shampooing
Phyllis Grant's hair.
547
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:49,958
Eve, just one moment.
You say you were having
your nails done?
548
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,724
Yes. By Corinne, of course.
549
00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:58,100
Would that happen to be
the same Corinne that calls you
several times a day?
550
00:33:58,170 --> 00:34:00,798
Well, l-
551
00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:04,337
How do you like that?
552
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:07,810
The little weasel has a mole
in the beauty parlor.
553
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:13,044
What did she tell you
about Miriam's conversation
with Mrs. Simpson?
554
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:17,011
I don't really know
if l- I should repeat it.
555
00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,990
Why? You saving it for the sequel?
556
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:26,523
Miriam said that she was going to
drop the butcher like a hot sparerib...
557
00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:29,066
and she didn't know
how he was going to take it.
558
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:32,729
Her exact words!
559
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,309
I never laid a finger
on that dear, sweet lady.
560
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,371
I heard about it on the TV.
561
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,110
Okay.
562
00:34:50,155 --> 00:34:53,420
Okay, I was supposed to
meet her last night.
I was supposed to.
563
00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,222
But I waited there
for more than an hour.
She never showed.
564
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:58,694
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
565
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:04,397
Listen, Mulligan.
You want to know how it was?
Try this on for size.
566
00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:08,838
You waited for her, all right.
But when she didn't show up,
you went over to her place.
567
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:13,003
She tried to break it off with you.
You got steamed, and that's when
you remembered the book.
568
00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:16,047
No.
You bopped her with the skillet
and then wiped the prints off...
569
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,413
[Door Opens]
So the dummy sheriff-
which incidentally is not me-
570
00:35:19,484 --> 00:35:21,418
would think that the husband did it.
571
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,716
Sheriff, come look
what I found in the basement.
572
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,890
A black outfit with a hood...
573
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,621
and a baseball bat
with slivers of glass stuck in it.
574
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,630
Well.
575
00:35:33,698 --> 00:35:35,666
Well, that cinches it, Mulligan.
576
00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,668
You dressed in black,
577
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:40,762
you broke the bookshop window
with the bat
and burned the books.
578
00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:44,172
But why?
To protect the lady's reputation.
579
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:48,474
You loved her, all right.
You couldn't take it when
she told you to get lost, so you killed her.
580
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:52,506
Floyd, come on down hereand cuffhim, read him his rightsand book him.
581
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,246
Thanks for all your help, Mrs. F.
I'll take it from here.
582
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,426
[Mort]You want to sign right there,please, Mr. Holgate?
583
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,793
God'll get you for this,
Ellis Holgate.
584
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,833
Would you mind, Mrs. Mulligan?
I'll get to you in a minute.
585
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,460
Seems kind of silly
signing a complaint
for vandalism...
586
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,470
when you're gonna
try him for murder.
587
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:18,066
Well, this will allow us to hold him
on charges while we're building up
evidence in the homicide.
588
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:21,237
Thanks a lot for coming in.
On the contrary,
thank you, Sheriff.
589
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:24,077
Now then, Mrs. Mulligan.
What can I do for you?
590
00:36:24,149 --> 00:36:27,243
I'm here to bail out my boy.
Bail hasn't been set yet.
591
00:36:27,319 --> 00:36:30,049
Well, then set it.
Here's $50.
592
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:33,579
This should cover it.
Ma'am, this is not
a parking violation.
593
00:36:33,658 --> 00:36:36,923
My Timothy did not kill
that awful woman.
594
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:39,088
I know how you feel,
Mrs. Mulligan.
595
00:36:39,164 --> 00:36:41,325
Oh, good. Another one
ofTimothy's girlfriends.
596
00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:44,391
Don't get yourself killed.
He's in enough trouble already.
597
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:46,994
And he was always such a good boy.
598
00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:50,041
Oh, I know how hard
you tried to protect him.
599
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,908
I mean, it must have been
an awful shock
when you heard about that book.
600
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:57,415
Who'd write such garbage?
I mean, you must have
hated the idea...
601
00:36:57,482 --> 00:37:01,145
that soon all your friends
would be reading about
Timothy and Miriam.
602
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,517
What's goin' on?
Would you mind letting me in on it?
603
00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:07,183
Sheriff, there's a little problem
about some evidence...
604
00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:10,319
that your deputy collected
from Mulligan's basement.
605
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,727
Well, it wasn't planted,
if that's what you think.
606
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:15,766
Mulligan's initials
were on the bat,
607
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:19,065
and the glass slivers
definitely came from
the bookshop window.
608
00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,833
Rose, how tall
would you say Timothy is?
609
00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:26,502
He's 6 foot 4.
He's a big man, like his father.
What do you think, Sheriff?
610
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,073
You knew they were too small.
611
00:37:30,148 --> 00:37:34,244
I think that these
belong to someone else
in the Mulligan family.
612
00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:39,154
I think these are your size, Rose.
Sure, pick on an old lady.
613
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,192
I think that you dressed in black,
614
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,057
that you took Timothy's
old baseball bat with you...
615
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:47,724
when you paid that
late-night visit to the bookstore.
616
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,360
You may have thought that all of
the books were in the window.
617
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:56,931
The note you left was designed
to scare Ellis Holgate from
ordering any more.
618
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:01,844
I didn't know what else to do.
619
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,848
My boy Timothy's reputation
was at stake.
620
00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:10,082
Who'd want to buy sausages
from a man that played around
with married women?
621
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,356
Mrs. Fletcher,
can I see you a minute?
622
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:23,496
You realize, of course, I'm gonna
have to bring the old doll in
on breaking and entering...
623
00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:27,504
and destruction of private property
and maybe even violating
the First Amendment.
624
00:38:27,572 --> 00:38:29,563
I feel like I'm bustin'
my own grandmother.
625
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:33,941
Well, why don't I have a little talk
with Ellis, and maybe we can
work something out.
626
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,003
[Sighs]
627
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,379
Hey, you don't suppose-
Oh, no, no.
628
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:44,752
It was bingo night at Saint Bartholomew's,
and she spent the entire evening there.
I checked.
629
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:48,486
Yeah. That's great.
So who am I left with?
630
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,961
- Wait a minute. I still got
the guy in the drunk tank. Floyd!
- Yo.
631
00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:54,294
- Did Noah Harwood ever wake up?
- He sure did.
632
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:58,962
- Good. I want to talk to him.
- You said we weren't gonna book him,
so I let him go.
633
00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,998
Isn't that all right?
634
00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:06,910
You let him go?
635
00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:08,969
You let the killer go?
636
00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,816
He let the killer go.
637
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,390
Oh, Ideal,
let me get the door for you.
638
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:27,955
Oh, thank you, Jessica.
My goodness. You must have
bought out every copy.
639
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:30,967
I thought I'd do
my Christmas shopping early.
640
00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,596
And when I heard
from Phyllis that Sybil Reed
was right here in town-
641
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:38,665
Well, I mean,
I just know she'll sign
all those copies for me.
642
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:44,443
Oh, Jessica, my cousins in Altoona
will be so thrilled to read about me.
643
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:47,349
Ideal, I didn't know
that you were in the book.
644
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:49,410
I'm not.
645
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:55,186
But I've underlined
all the parts about Eve Simpson.
646
00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:57,888
That should give them something
to think about in Altoona.
647
00:39:57,962 --> 00:39:59,987
[Engine Starts]
648
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,191
Bye-bye.
Bye.
649
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,902
[BellJingles]
Oh, hello, Ellis.
650
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:08,495
Jessica, what a pleasure
to see you so soon again.
651
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:11,041
Ellis, have you heard
about Rose Mulligan?
652
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:15,842
The sheriff just called.
Say, while you're here, would you
mind signing a few copies?
653
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,077
Folks always hate
buying one naked.
Oh, certainly.
654
00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:23,587
Ellis, I'd be most grateful
if you could find it in your heart...
655
00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,646
not to press charges.
656
00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,923
I've given it some thought, Jessica.
657
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,985
The law's the law, you know.
658
00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:36,723
Still and all, a mother's love.
Bless her heart.
659
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:40,760
Tell you what. LfTim agrees
to pay for the damage,
I'll let it go at that.
660
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:43,171
Oh, thank you.
That's very generous.
661
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,436
I'm glad it had nothing to dowith the murder.
662
00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:49,913
Mrs. Harwood was a-
a steady customer.
663
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,246
Always had a kind word
and a smile for me, I can tell ya.
664
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:56,685
If things were slow,
I'd brew a cup of herbal tea,
665
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:59,780
and we'd discuss
fine literature for hours on end.
666
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:05,961
It's ironic that, uh,her death should be so muchlike the one in Sybil Reed's book.
667
00:41:06,030 --> 00:41:11,969
Poor woman.Struck down by herbully of a husband in her kitchen.
668
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:15,494
Do you knowif they've caught Noah yet?
I haven't heard.
669
00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:19,100
But then, Sheriff Metzger
doesn't necessarily
confide in me.
670
00:41:19,177 --> 00:41:21,907
I don't know about you,
671
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,916
but I kind of miss
the dummy in the book.
672
00:41:28,353 --> 00:41:32,289
[Seth]I'm afraid we didn't get as muchfrom the autopsy as we'd hoped.
673
00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:36,521
Miriam was killed
by a severe blow to the head
with a kitchen utensil...
674
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:39,825
somewhere between
8:00 and 11:00 p.m.
675
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:42,492
And even though
Timothy Mulligan couldn't prove...
676
00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:46,128
that he waited for Miriam
until after 11:00,
they released him.
677
00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:51,369
On the other hand,
Noah Harwood is being hunted down
by hounds and helicopters,
678
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:54,138
although there isn't
one shred of evidence against him.
679
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,511
Figure that one out.
Well, I have one consolation.
680
00:41:57,582 --> 00:42:00,517
The teacher-writer in the book
couldn't solve the murder either.
681
00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:03,777
If I recall properly,
682
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,346
it was that bright student of hers
that solved it.
683
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,415
[Sybil]Mrs. Fletcher?
684
00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:11,718
She's in here.
685
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:15,790
I've got it.
I know who killed
Miriam Harwood.
686
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,427
It's so obvious.
I don't know how I missed it.
687
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:22,269
It was the woman who'd previously
had an affair with Tim Mulligan.
688
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:25,798
She discovered that Tim wasseeing another woman...
689
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:30,473
and raged with jealousy when
she learned that it was none other
than her best friend, Miriam Harwood.
690
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,951
Don't you see?The killer is Eve Simpson.
691
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:41,415
If I may hazard a guess,
this theory...
692
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:44,655
possibly comes to us
via Loretta's beauty parlor?
693
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,493
You're not taking me seriously.
[Jessica]Uh, Sybil,
694
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,796
I'm sorry, but I've known
Eve Simpson for years, and, uh-
695
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,859
She might sell a house...
696
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,930
not mentioning
a few termites in the attic,
697
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:59,135
but she'd never whack anybody
over the head with a skillet.
698
00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:01,804
Skillet? She was hit
over the head with a lamp.
699
00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:04,780
No. That's the way it was
in your book.
700
00:43:04,849 --> 00:43:08,376
But the real murder didn't take place
in the living room. It happened in-
701
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:12,752
- Oh. Good heavens.
- What's the matter?
702
00:43:14,726 --> 00:43:18,162
I just thought of who the Geek is.
703
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:27,264
Ellis, don't you think it's time
that you told us the truth?
704
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:30,330
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
I've always told the truth.
705
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,399
Not about Miriam Harwood.
706
00:43:32,477 --> 00:43:37,437
You told me that she always had
a kind word and a smile for you.
707
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:41,451
- So?
- Then what happened
when I was in here tother day?
708
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,011
Miriam, I was, uh,
hoping you'd show up.
709
00:43:45,089 --> 00:43:49,355
It's been too long.
Isn't there some way
to speed this up? I'm in a hurry.
710
00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:53,625
That seems colder than a lobster trap
in the middle ofJanuary to me.
711
00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:57,190
Really?
L- I didn't notice.
712
00:43:57,268 --> 00:44:01,637
You also told me that
you discussed fine literature
with Miriam.
713
00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:03,571
We did have those discussions.
714
00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:06,804
I recall Miriam's idea
of fine literature.
715
00:44:06,878 --> 00:44:09,108
I hope it's a love story.
716
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:13,241
The only books I ever read
are romantic novels
with happy endings.
717
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,286
[Laughs]
718
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:21,417
Well, Miriam always loved
her little joke.
719
00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:28,297
Ellis, you know, it's not unusual
for lonely people to create
imaginary relationships,
720
00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,664
to dwell in a fantasy existence.
721
00:44:30,735 --> 00:44:32,726
I don't know what
you're talkin' about.
722
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,671
The Miriam character
in Sybil's book...
723
00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:38,334
thought that a certain store owner
was hung up on her.
724
00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:42,140
A bookworm.She called him a geek.
725
00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:45,910
Possibly you recognized
yourself in the book,
726
00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:49,146
and you couldn't cope
with Miriam's real feeling for you.
727
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,780
You felt humiliated.
L- I won't listen to this.
728
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:55,485
- And that's why you went to her house.
- I never went to her house. Never.
729
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,620
But you described
the murder scene so perfectly.
730
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:03,759
It's ironic that, uh,
her death should be so much
like the one in Sybil Reed's book.
731
00:45:03,835 --> 00:45:09,671
Poor woman.
Struck down by her bully
of a husband in her kitchen.
732
00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:13,871
You meant to describe
the murder scene in the book-
the living room.
733
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:18,177
But instead, you described
the real murder scene-
734
00:45:18,249 --> 00:45:21,446
the one that Sheriff Metzgerhad managed to keep secret.
735
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,510
Her husband knew...
736
00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:25,647
because he had discovered her body.
737
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,714
The killer knew too.
738
00:45:27,792 --> 00:45:29,953
You were there,
weren't you, Ellis?
739
00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:46,070
[Dialing Rotary Phone]
740
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:48,442
The killer in the book...
741
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:50,504
made one little mistake.
742
00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:56,376
I thought if I avoided that mistake
it would be the perfect crime.
743
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:01,424
So I made another one.
Wasn't that stupid?
744
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:07,295
She should have loved me!
I loved her so much!
745
00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:17,199
[Loretta]Jessica, what's this I hearabout Sybil leaving Cabot Cove again?
746
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,869
Well, I'm afraid she's sold
her book to Hollywood,
747
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,935
and she's going out
to write the screenplay.
748
00:46:22,013 --> 00:46:25,608
Wow.
Great. Wow. I wonder who
they're gonna cast as this bunch?
749
00:46:25,683 --> 00:46:29,380
Well, don't let one of those
Brat Pack kids play me.
750
00:46:29,453 --> 00:46:32,616
I want an old-timer like,
uh, Bo Derek.
751
00:46:32,690 --> 00:46:34,385
What about Cher?
752
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,449
Well, I just adore Meryl Streep.
753
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:40,725
Well, I don't care who plays me,
as long as I wind up with
Robert Redford.
754
00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:44,290
Well, I'm sure you'll all bedelighted to hear...
755
00:46:44,368 --> 00:46:50,034
that Sybil has promised to tone down
her portrayal of Cabot Cove
as this decade's Peyton Place.
756
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:54,339
Well, she better.
If America sees what's going on,
757
00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:59,111
everybody will want to live here,
and I don't have enough chairs.
758
00:47:00,305 --> 00:48:00,152
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