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What the hell!
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Hey! Hey!
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I need to get my car out!
Where are you going? Hey!
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How have you parked? Hey! Hey!
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Are you coming in or going out, pal?
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What the hell are you doing?
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You're the one sneaking in!
Stealing the radio?
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Help! Help!
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Stop howling, you wuss!
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Think I'm going to molest you?
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Do you know who I am?
- Nope! Who are you?
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G.S. Gaitonde.
Deputy Chief Engineer.
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Mr. Municipality!
Such a big shot stealing my radio?
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Who are you people?
Do you know what I can do?
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I can shut down your business.
Cancel your license.
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One bullet left.
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"Every question you ask,
I pull the trigger."
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Where are you taking me?
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Keep asking. Ha, this is fun!
- Where to, Boss?
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Stop asking questions, you idiot.
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Ah! Finally he understands.
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Alam, let's go to
Lucky Singh's office.
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Hey Photo-Studio.
Print under the photo...
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"Mr. Lucky Singh,
President Mumbai Builder's Association
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in serious talking with
Mr. George Bush, President of America."
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But Mr. Sir, you've never been
to America!
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No! But George Bush must've
come to India.
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Delete the White House.
Paste my farmhouse.
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Use your un-common sense,
you twerp!
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Mr. Sir, Circuit's here.
- Lovely-dovely!
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You don't take my calls these days.
- Call him now. He'll pick up.
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Circuit, you're rocking!
Cuckoo, move aside...
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Yes, Sir.
- Look, there's nothing...
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I can do for you.
- Why?
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Last time, you took permission for
8 floors... and built 11!
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My math is terrible!
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I'll lose my job because of you.
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The hell with your 10,000 rupee job.
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Heard of Khurana Builders?
- Yes.
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My daughter is engaged to
Mr. Khurana's son.
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Khurana's bought all the property
behind Versova Pump.
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Except this yellow house.
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I promised them I'd get it.
A wedding gift for my daughter.
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That house has a 99 year lease.
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The lease expires next month.
- It will be renewed.
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Don't send them the renewal papers.
Let them default.
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I can't do that.
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I've given them my word.
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Get that house, Gaitonde.
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Impossible!
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Wallet or Bullet. You choose.
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Name your price.
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10!
_ 10!!!! That's it?
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Take 20!
Cuckoo, bring me 20,000.
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Crisp new notes. Happy?
- No. No... 10 Lakhs.
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30 thousand.
- 9 Lakhs.
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You're off?
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The gun's in my hand.
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That man there breaks
a couple of bones daily!
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What a break!!
- Show some fear, pal.
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OK, Lucky.
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Let\x92s meet halfway!
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5 Lakhs.
- Lovely-dovely! Halfway is right!
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2.5 Lakhs.
The deal is done!
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Let's celebrate! Get something sweet!
- Yes Sir.
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With best compliments.
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You have to give Munna the good news!
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We have a house to vacate.
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Munna doesn't work between 9 and 12.
- Wakes up late?
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He doesn't sleep. He's in love.
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Spends the day by the sea side!
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How embarrassing! Ask lover boy to use
one of my motels!
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You don't get it. He sits by the sea
and listens to the radio.
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Radio? What's on the radio?
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My future Sister-in-law.
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Good morning Mumbai...
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"This is Jhanvi, on World Space radio.
Before I sign off..."
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"Here are my parting thoughts..."
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"For all those rushing around
this crazy city..."
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"Is this the way we mean to live?"
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"Is this the way we wish to die?"
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"Has the monsoon
delayed your train?"
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"When was the last time
you walked in the rain?"
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"You know your favorite soap's
Twists-n-turns,"
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"But have no time for
your mother's concerns."
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"Why don't we stop to feel
the sand between our toes?"
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"Why don't those 108 channels
wipe away our woes?"
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"You, who connects
at the click of a mouse,"
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"Do you know who lives in
the neighboring house?"
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"In this era of emails and mobiles,"
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"When did you last see your
best friend's smile?"
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"When did you see your last sunset?"
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"When did you see the stars
come out at night?"
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"For all those rushing around
in this crazy city..."
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"Is this the way we mean to live?"
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"Is this the way we wish to die?"
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"So, good bye Mumbai..."
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Bye-bye, Jhanvi.
- "Tune in again."
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Hundred percent.
- "Same place..."
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Right here.
- "Same time."
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Very same time.
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"So friends, don't worry
be happy... Sayonara."
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"Remember, tomorrow is Oct 2."
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"We have the Mahatma Gandhi
Quiz Contest"
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"The winner will be invited
to our studio..."
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"...for a chat with me!"
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"So, good bye! Remember to tune
in tomorrow at 9 a.m.!"
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Bro...
- Hey, Circuit! What's on 2nd Oct.?
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It's a dry day, bro.
Need I to stock up on booze?
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A dry day? Why?
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No clue.
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But don't worry, I'll find out...
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Bro, it's Bapu's happy birthday.
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Who's 'Bapu'?
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Mahatma Gandhi... respectfully called 'Bapu'!
- The guy whose mug is on currency notes?
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That's the dude!
- Tell me more...
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Don't know much, Bro.
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He was skinny but brave.
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He got the Brits out.
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Got us our freedom.
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Was he in the army?
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Never seen him in uniform.
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And there is no clear
picture on the notes
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There's a 'Bapu quiz' on radio tomorrow.
If I win, I get to meet Jhanvi.
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My future sis-in-law?
"Consider it done, bro."
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Hey, Circuit.
- Yes, bro.
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What shirt should I wear?
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Why worry about a shirt, Bro?
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You'll be on the radio, not TV.
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Focus on your voice,
on what you say.
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Use a bass voice.
Chicks love deep voices!
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The rest, I'll handle.
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Ms. Jhanvi,
This is Murli Prasad Sharma speaking.
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I'm fine, thank you. How are you?
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00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,268
Guys, don't panic. It's easy.
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Sis-in-law will ask questions on Bapu.
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00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:08,566
Every right answer wins you a prize!
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00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:10,902
This is not right!
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00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,906
I'm late for my lecture.
- Listen, Professor, leave now...
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00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,117
...and this guy pays your wife
a friendly visit.
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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,536
Can we take anything we want?
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Answer right and take whatever.
The grinder, the pan, the vase...
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Ms. Jhanvi,
your voice drives me fricking crazy.
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00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,421
Don't say 'fricking', bro.
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She'll think you're a punk!
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00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,592
Use the Professor\x92s lingo.
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00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,263
Start dialing, you frickin' cretins!
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Keep trying till you connect.
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No one else should get through.
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00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,147
Hey you!,
Come this side...
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Married? Not yet.
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00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,530
Actually, Ms Jhanvi...
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...I haven't met Miss Right yet.
- Hey turn up the radio!
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"The first caller who gets
all 10 correct answers, wins!
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Get ready to call.
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The number is 22666888.
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My first question.
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"What was Mahatma Gandhi's nickname
in South Africa?"
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It's connected!
- Give him the phone, moron.
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00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,265
"Wow! Our first caller... Hello..."
- Hello.
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'All lines in this route are busy.
Please try again later'
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00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,939
Try this one.
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00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,944
"Who is this?"
- It's me, Murli Prasad Sharma.
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“So Mum, what's the fight answer?“
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'Bro'!
- Go on.
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'Bro'!!
- Tell me the answer, you idiot...
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"Bro"! "Bro"!
- Speak up, or I'll smack you.
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Gandhi was addressed as
'Brother' by his friends.
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"You have 10 seconds, Murli."
- Are you sure?
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Absolutely.
- You better be. Or my Bro will get you.
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100%emnésm
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"Hello,
in South Africa, Gandhi was..."
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'Addressed As'...
...addressed as 'Brother'.
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"That's the right answer.
Congratulations!"
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00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,900
"Now I'll keep going
till you get it wrong."
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00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:16,611
No chance of that Ms Jhanvi.
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00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,447
"We'll see. Second question..."
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"Name Gandhi's children."
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Rajiv Gandhi. Indira Gandhi.
- Awesome!
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The eldest was Harilal...
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Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas and Devdas.
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But I wanted the rice cooker, Bro.
- Harilal, Manilal...
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Ramdas.
- Ramdas...
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Devdas.
- And Devdas.
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"Wow, that's absolutely right."
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Thank you... thank you...
- "Now the third question."
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"What weapons did Gandhi have,
that Hitler didn't?"
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The ironing press!
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Are you sure?
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He had truth and non-violence.
I'll have the iron!
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Truth and non-violence.
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"Well done!"
"At what age did Gandhi marry?"
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13.
-1s.
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Thirteen years. Watch these...
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00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,246
And... Kasturba was 13 as well.
196
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,042
Bro and his wife were both 13
when they married.
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00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,379
What a tragedy.
Our bro is still single.
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00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,423
"What's all that noise?"
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00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:24,595
My family. They're upset.
They feel Bapu married at 13...
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00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,889
high time I married too.
- This is all very wrong...
201
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:30,268
Shut up! Circuit!
- I'm going to call the cops!
202
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,479
Hey Notebook! What's your name?
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00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,606
Professor Venkatesh Vattikutti.
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00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,236
"Look here, Vattikutti,
we should help each other."
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You know about Gandhi. We don't.
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00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,576
"Now, if you want to know about..."
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00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,578
Franky four-fingers, Bullet-tooth Tony,
Boris 'the blade'...
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come to me. I'd never say no.
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Knowledge must be shared.
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This is wrong. Very wrong.
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I'll call the police.
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00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,177
Aw! You got your clothes all wet...
- This is unpardonable.
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00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,185
Hey, dry clean this dude!
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00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:15,688
"And this year, our first caller..."
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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,232
"...Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma, wins."
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00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,363
You see, Ms. Jhanvi...
I'm a big Bapu fan.
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00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,574
"Well Murli, tomorrow you will visit
our Studio."
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00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,743
"I so look forward to meeting you."
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00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,578
Me too.
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00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,247
Good bye, Mr. Sharma
- Good Bye, Ms. Jhanvi.
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00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,212
What does she look like, Brother?
- He's never seen her.
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00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,881
What if she's short?
- What if she's fat?
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00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,218
Brother, what if your nightingale
looks like a crow?
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"0' what a delicious plight..."
225
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:10,201
"I wonder what my lady's like?"
226
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,837
"0' what a delicious plight..."
227
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,507
"I wonder what my lady's like?"
228
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,219
"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"
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"There's only one way to know..."
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"Get in the fight, Bro!"
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"Even in my sleep she gleams..."
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"She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..."
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00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,515
"Even in my sleep she gleams..."
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00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,852
"She gives me 'to be continued' dreams..."
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00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,522
"My brain's turned to jelly, or so it seems!"
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00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:28,196
"There's only one way to know, bro!"
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00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,533
"0' what a delicious plight..."
238
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,870
"I wonder what my lady's like?"
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00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,707
"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"
240
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:49,634
"There's only one way to know..."
241
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,554
"Get in the fight, Bro!"
242
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,532
"Will someone put me out of my misery..."
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00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:16,035
"Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?"
244
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,546
"Will someone put me out of my misery..."
245
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,049
"Tell me is she simple, or a bag of trickery?"
246
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,218
"Will my mom get a hug..."
247
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,053
. .or a cold"wassup"?"
248
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:40,726
"There's only one way to know, bro!"
249
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,564
"0' what a delicious plight..."
250
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,566
"I wonder..."
251
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,567
"...what my lady's like?"
252
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,571
"Is she pretty? Does she glow?"
253
00:17:55,658 --> 00:18:02,081
"There's only one way to know..."
254
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:05,167
"Get in the fight, Bro!"
255
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,176
Hey Miss Inquiry.
Where's Sister-in-Law?
256
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,847
Sister-in-Law?
- Ms. Jhanvi. Myself Murli Prasad Sharma.
257
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,016
Contest winner.
- He won. Gold medalist!
258
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,518
Oh.
She's waiting for you. Over there.
259
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,100
Hello!
260
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,020
Can't hear you!
261
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,524
Who's this?
- I'm Murli Prasad Sharma.
262
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,111
Where are you speaking from?
263
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,698
From right here.
264
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,533
"Ma'am, I'm calling from Chembur."
265
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,036
So what song would you like?
266
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,206
"Ek Ladki ko dekha toh..."
- Alright my friend from Chembur...
267
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,209
...your song's up
right after this commercial break.
268
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,633
Hey, Circuit! Let's scoot!
269
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,552
"What happened, Bro?"
- Can't meet her.
270
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,554
"Why, Bro?"
271
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,557
I shat all over my first impression!
272
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,560
I yelled through the sound-proof glass.
273
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,647
She must think I'm such an "Uncle."
274
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,567
Don't say "Uncle", bro. Say Bapu.
Father. Father of the nation.
275
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,905
Hey Leakage! Piss off!
276
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,074
Emergency meeting on. Get out!
277
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,077
We're doomed, pal.
- What happened, Bro?
278
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:07,581
Wasn't she pretty?
- She's gorgeous.
279
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,876
Sparkling eyes.
280
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,713
And what do you call that hair
that hangs down on the face?
281
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,756
Pigtail?
- No, man!
282
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,092
Lock. Lock. A lock of hair.
283
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:25,891
That's it man.
A lock of hair caressed her cheek.
284
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,103
Then? Then?
- She lifted it and...
285
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,772
tucked it behind her left ear
286
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,608
That just floored me.
287
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,610
You're as good, Bro!
288
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,071
You've floored many
with your left hook.
289
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:43,617
Now... meet her with full confidence...
290
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,787
and talk to her graciously.
- Who's Gracious Lee?
291
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,291
Graciously means... in Hindi...
292
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,085
Polite.
Got it from that Professor guy.
293
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,089
"Said, Gandhi achieved great things
just by being gracious"
294
00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,134
Ass. Can't you wait?
295
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,888
Now I ask graciously.
296
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,266
Hold it a while.
Don't mess up our meeting!
297
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,560
I request you... what\x92s that?
- Graciously...
298
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,562
Request you graciously.
299
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,065
Be gracious... success is yours.
300
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:19,278
Yeah. Go on.
- Bro, watch your language.
301
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,908
For instance, don't say,
'doomed the nation'.
302
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,119
"Say, 'the nation is woebegone'."
303
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,789
Throw some big words around.
304
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:34,877
"Like metaphysical, soul levitation,
change of heart."
305
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:40,591
Tell me more...
- Don't say much about Bapu.
306
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,760
We'll be doomed.
307
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:46,931
"That is, we'll be woebegone."
308
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,267
Are you Mum Prasad Sharma'?
309
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:51,936
I'm gracious.
310
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,938
So who's Murli Prasad Sharma?
- I am.
311
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,023
So who's Gracious?
- Who the hell do you want, man?
312
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,275
Murli Prasad Sharma.
Ms Jhanvi's looking for him.
313
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,653
Step aside, you stupid "Uncle".
314
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,576
Turn up the radio.
Brother's on - LIVE!
315
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:11,580
Good morning Mumbai!
316
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,582
Welcome back to your favorite show.
317
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,544
Today we have Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma
in the studio.
318
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:21,090
How are you so knowledgeable
about Gandhi?
319
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:24,218
I'm a huge Bapu fan.
320
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:28,180
What a dude!
Single handedly threw the Brits out!
321
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,890
Doomed them!!
322
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,892
No, no... not doomed. 'W0ebegone'
323
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,769
What a man... class.
324
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,855
Is that our Munna I hear?
- Yes, sir.
325
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,106
Turn it up.
326
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,109
Do you think Mahatma Gandhi
has been forgotten today?
327
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,905
Not at all. Oct 2nd is still
a Dry Day in his honor.
328
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,908
Makes no difference,
I never touch liquor.
329
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,620
No. Jokes apart,
do you still walk his path?
330
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,290
Oh I do a daily 3 mile walk...
331
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:59,128
...on Mahatma Gandhi Road.
- I mean, do you follow his principles?
332
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,590
Totally! I'm a Number One Gandhi-ist!
333
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,218
You mean, you're a 'Gandhian', right?"
- You bet!! And you?
334
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:10,890
Not really.
But I admire some of his values.
335
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,894
Like?
- Like, I never lie.
336
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,564
We have a lot in common...
337
00:23:18,981 --> 00:23:22,234
...we must meet more often.
- You mean, you never lie?
338
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,072
Well, I did once. In 1992.
339
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,910
A kid lost 50p and was howling!
340
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,914
I gave him my own coin,
and told him it was his.
341
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,502
Mark my words. He will be a politician.
342
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,880
So tell me, what do you do?
343
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,549
I'm a... Professor!
344
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,552
Professor?
- Yup. I teach kids History.
345
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,971
But your... language?
346
00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,891
What to do?
347
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,268
Our language is doomed.
348
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,604
I mean, our language is 'woebegone'.
349
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,898
Nobody speaks pure Hindi anymore.
350
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,859
Having a 'change of heart' means...
351
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,362
...'heart transplant' to them!
352
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:10,032
So you deliberately speak a lingo
your students understand?
353
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:14,244
Correct! That's why my students
always come first.
354
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:18,582
No one comes in second.
- Well, then I'll speak like you too.
355
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,336
Which song can I play
for your students, 'Uncle'?
356
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,046
Any hit cabaret song!
357
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,216
Fantastic show! Really, Professor!
358
00:24:27,675 --> 00:24:29,551
I hope my children heard it.
359
00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,222
You have children?
- Yes. Six of them!!
360
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,392
We got to go, Bro.
361
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:42,898
I'm Sir Kit!
The Professor's student!
362
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,402
Oh right. Pull up a chair. Please sit.
363
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:47,903
But Bro, kids...
- Sit. Sit.
364
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,406
Meet my children. Cute, aren't they?
365
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,450
Yes, yes.
- Oh, yeah. Very nice.
366
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,036
Like you, they are 'Gandhi-ists'.
367
00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,914
Who are these guys?
- My grandfather's college friends.
368
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,417
When their kids disown them,
Grandpa adopts them!
369
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,836
They all live in your house?
370
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,506
Grandpa calls it
the '2nd Innings Home'!
371
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:10,843
How wonderful!!
- He says 'This is our last innings.
372
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:12,845
Let's play with gusto.'
- Correct!
373
00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,055
Your Grandad sounds like a stud!
I should meet him."
374
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:18,851
"Actually, could you give them
a lecture on Gandhi?"
375
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,520
A lecture on Gandhi...?
376
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:23,897
Yes. They will love it.
How about Friday?
377
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,233
You have college.
- Then, Saturday?
378
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,235
You have a tutorial!
- So Sunday.
379
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,570
Sunday done.
380
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,905
That's great! I'll see you on Sunday.
381
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,908
I have to rush.
My 7th kid arrives today.
382
00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,911
Bye. See you...
- Thank you. Thank you...
383
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,551
Dad, I hope you understand.
384
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:56,430
This separation will be good for you
and your daughter-in-law!
385
00:25:56,972 --> 00:26:00,893
Don't worry, son. I'll be fine.
386
00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:03,854
I have friends here.
387
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:09,860
"You look after your wife.
She's with you for a lifetime."
388
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,863
I don't have much longer...
389
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,204
Should I see you in?
390
00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,372
No. I'll find my way...
391
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:36,428
Dad, dad I'm getting
very late... Ok.
392
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,557
Visit when you find the time.
393
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:42,893
Yeah.
394
00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:04,873
I brought up 4 sons in one room.
395
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:13,298
Today, they have 4 houses.
But not one room for me.
396
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,843
You've been going on for 2 hours.
397
00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:18,846
It's the same story. Nothing new.
398
00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,181
Look at him... crying like a chick!
399
00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:25,394
If we all cry like that,
we'll solve the country's water crisis.
400
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,897
Give this cranky fossil
the corner room!
401
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,569
How can you find this funny?
402
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:38,240
No serious talk is allowed
in 2nd Innings House!
403
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,410
Second Innings House?
- Look Atmaram...
404
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:46,081
the 1st innings of our lives
was spent making a living.
405
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:52,045
"Now, in our 2nd innings, either we die
complaining or find a reason to live."
406
00:27:52,713 --> 00:27:55,632
I wish to fly in a plane.
407
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,886
Before I die, I want to visit Lahore.
408
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,890
Relive old memories.
409
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,184
I want to become a singer.
410
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:09,188
I want to see my face on an
album cover, before I die.
411
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,317
Before I die, I want to marry again.
412
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,862
Think you could raise your racquet
at this age?
413
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,865
I've been practicing! !
414
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:32,169
To elevate your minds, I have invited
a Professor over on Sunday.
415
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:37,382
He will lecture you on Gandhian values.
You all need it.
416
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,887
No tension, Bro. The Professors
will write out answer chits.
417
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:46,391
Stick them on your arms,
pockets, underwear...
418
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,227
In my underwear?
419
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:53,232
So I dig into my pants
to answer a question?
420
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,069
True. That would look weird, Bro.
421
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,239
How about the phone then?
422
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:02,241
Each time they question you...
423
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:06,870
...call me from the loo. I'll get
the Professors to supply answers.
424
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,206
They'll think
I have a super freaky bladder!
425
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,333
This isn't going to work.
426
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:20,300
Then, there is only one way.
427
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,182
Is there no other way?
428
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:31,853
Well, there's this really cute chick
in another radio station!
429
00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:35,357
She yaps about Shahruk Khan
all the time!
430
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:39,361
Her 'kids' are bound to be
Redford fans - we'll handle that!
431
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,239
Shut up! Let me think.
432
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,414
Bro, there's no way out.
433
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,376
You have 5 days to study
every detail on Bapu.
434
00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,338
Ok. I'm off.
- Alright, Bro.
435
00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:04,386
Bro, focus on your study.
I'll handle the business. No tension.
436
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,888
Hey, hand on!
You go on, Bro...
437
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,650
Hello? Anyone there?
438
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:26,241
I'm Hariram!
May I assist you in any way?
439
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:30,287
Will I find
some information on Bapu here?
440
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,291
What's wrong?
441
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,877
Been years, since we've had a visitor.
I'm delighted.
442
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:41,423
Every book on Gandhi is available here.
Feel free to read them all!
443
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,592
I'll get you some tea.
444
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:49,264
Hell, huge fat books!
445
00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:32,891
"Wearing glasses, leaning on a stick
the old man walked tall."
446
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:38,897
Tyrants shivered at
the very mention of his name.
447
00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:47,906
"We salute you, O Motherland,
for giving us this fearless man."
448
00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:08,885
"Short he may have been,
but sprightly was his gait."
449
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:14,891
"Lean and thin was he,
but fearless his stride."
450
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:20,480
"We salute you, O Motherland,
for giving us this fearless man."
451
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:40,584
Munna...
452
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,882
Who's that?
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
453
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:54,514
Dude, I've been up 3 nights...
So don't mess with me else...!
454
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:59,269
Or else, would you do?
- Just let me study!
455
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,438
Or else... what? You'll hit me?
456
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,901
Hit me on my left cheek, and I will
offer you my right, Mr. Professor.
457
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,905
Who told you I was a Professor?
458
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,448
Your tea!
459
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,909
Give it to that Fancy Dress.
Tell him to be quiet.
460
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,914
Who?
- That Bapu wannabe!
461
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,541
Where?
- Right there. Can't you see him?
462
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,336
This place attracts all loonies.
463
00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:37,098
Who are you?
- You can call me Bapu.
464
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,686
Hey, don't touch me!
465
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:45,440
Don't be afraid.
I've never hurt anyone!
466
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:50,779
Dude, I don't want any trouble!
Are you a ghost?
467
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:53,740
Spirit, no. Inspiration, yes.
468
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,784
I don't get you, Bro.
469
00:33:56,201 --> 00:33:58,161
Not Bro. Bapu. Father.
470
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,164
I see you love Jhanvi.
471
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,208
Going to her house on Sunday, right?
472
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,377
How do you know? Hariram!
473
00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:09,548
"Don't be afraid, Son.
I'm here to help."
474
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,132
Hariram...!
475
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:14,386
If you are scared, I will leave.
476
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:19,057
Whenever you need me,
think about me, and I will be there.
477
00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,267
Hariram!
478
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,561
What's wrong, son?"
- Who's that there?
479
00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,441
Who's there?
480
00:34:33,947 --> 00:34:35,615
'Hallucinations'? What's that?
481
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:40,704
Extreme fatigue or
a chemical imbalance can trigger...
482
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:43,790
...imaginary voices or visions!
483
00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:45,625
That's hallucinations.
484
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:51,590
But I saw him clearly.
I tell you, it was Bapu's ghost.
485
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:55,594
Then why couldn't
the "Tea-Boy" see him?
486
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,097
The ghost decides who sees him.
Depends on his mood.
487
00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,434
For 3 days, you had no sleep,
no food, no water."
488
00:35:02,851 --> 00:35:09,399
Your tired mind
probably imagined Gandhi there.
489
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,402
Are you implying I'm going mad?
490
00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,071
Don't worry. Take this medicine, okay?
491
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:22,078
Wait. Bapu said,
if I think of him, he would come.
492
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,080
Let me try.
493
00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:31,129
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
494
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:36,301
"...Blessed is thy name..."
495
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:38,094
How are you, Mum Prasad'?
496
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,765
Don't touch me!
497
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,143
Don't be afraid, son.
I'm here to help you."
498
00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,771
Look! It's Bapu.
You can't call me mad now.
499
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:52,609
There's no one there, Mr. Sharma
- But I see Bapu clearly.
500
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:56,112
It's all in your imagination.
501
00:35:56,446 --> 00:35:58,448
Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you?
502
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:04,579
HeHo,Bapu!
What an appearance you made last time!
503
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,708
Freaked brother out,
and he doesn't get freaked easily!
504
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:11,044
Hey, Circuit...
Bapu is here.
505
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,047
Just getting him some water, Bro.
506
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:18,051
Need anything, Bapu?
Tea, coffee, a soda?
507
00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:22,555
What's this nonsense?
Don't reinforce his hallucinations."
508
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,059
Hey, don't piss me off? If brother sees Bapu,
then he is real - get it?
509
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:29,396
I'll whack you so hard,
you'll see stars in the day.
510
00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,064
That's hallucinations!
511
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:38,113
Bro, you relax here with Bapu.
I'll handle this chap.
512
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,449
You mental hospital.
What are you trying to do?
513
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:46,621
I know there is no Bapu.
Don't go on about it.
514
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,456
Brother will go nuts.
515
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,750
Give me the medicine.
I'll give it to him.
516
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,087
Hey, Circuit!
- Yeah, Bro?
517
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,090
How come only you and me see Bapu?
518
00:36:58,675 --> 00:37:01,094
Bro, it's your solid will power.
519
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,055
You brought Bapu out of the books.
Like Alladin's genie.
520
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:09,853
And since I took you to the Library,
so Bapu said hello to me too."
521
00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:14,566
"No tension Bro. Once he sees India's
dismal state...
522
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,569
he'll leap back into the books.
523
00:37:18,528 --> 00:37:20,447
What's troubling you, Bro?
524
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:24,242
Bapu said he was here to help me.
525
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,078
Lucky wants us to grab that house.
Should we send Bapu?
526
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:40,842
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
527
00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,761
"...Blessed is thy name..."
It's time for your pills, bro!
528
00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:49,434
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
529
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:53,229
"...Blessed is thy name..."
530
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:58,568
Murli Prasad!
Mohandas at your service.
531
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,779
Hey, Bapu...
532
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,782
Where's that bottle?
533
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,742
I need your help.
534
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:10,914
If you need to kidnap or whack someone,
I can't help.
535
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,458
I am rather weak in that department.
536
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:15,376
No, no I can manage that just fine.
537
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:21,049
Come with me to Jhanvi's house.
Like this... Invisible!
538
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:27,388
When they question me about you,
whisper the answers in my ear.
539
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:30,600
My history is rather weak.
540
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:34,771
If I do this, then you must
do something for me in return.
541
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:37,899
"I'll do anything you say, Bapu.
Just help me tomorrow."
542
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,651
First listen to what I want.
543
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:45,448
Relax, Bapu.
I've given my word. I promise.
544
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:48,117
What I will ask is not easy.
545
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:51,955
There's nothing in Mumbai
that I can't do.
546
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,582
Consider your job done.
547
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,918
Good. Then I shall leave.
548
00:38:57,919 --> 00:38:59,754
Think of me tomorrow.
I will be there.
549
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:01,756
Hey, Circuit.
- Got it!
550
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,049
I'm going to rock!
551
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:07,512
The oldies can question me on history.
I'll have History by my side.
552
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,514
Cheers!
553
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,060
Thank you. Thank you.
554
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:25,405
Professor, I have a question.
- Just a minute.
555
00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:29,909
Before we start the questions,
let us remember Bapu.
556
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:38,126
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
557
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:42,005
"...Blessed is thy name..."
558
00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:47,552
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
559
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:52,056
"...Blessed is thy name..."
560
00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:55,894
Bapu! You're here! Thank you.
Help me, okay?
561
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,440
Alright everyone, enough singing.
Enough.
562
00:40:00,857 --> 00:40:02,442
Let's have your questions.
563
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:04,444
Fire away.
564
00:40:05,028 --> 00:40:10,450
Son, I saw a boy chucking stones
at Gandhi's statue. He broke the arm...
565
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,997
...and stood there laughing.
What should I have done?"
566
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:23,463
Quite simple. Drag the rascal to
the statue and give him a...
567
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:28,009
and give him a stone and tell him
to topple the statue.
568
00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:33,014
What you saying, Bapu?
- Repeat what I say.
569
00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:35,141
Are you sure?
570
00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:51,991
You should've told him
to strike down the statue.
571
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:56,621
Bring down all my statues
in the country.
572
00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:02,669
Bring down every Gandhi statue
in the country.
573
00:41:04,003 --> 00:41:06,422
Remove my pictures from every wall.
574
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:12,136
Remove Gandhi's photos from the walls.
575
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:19,477
Erase my name from buildings,
roads, currency.
576
00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:27,151
Remove his name from buildings,
roads, notes.
577
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:32,991
If you must, keep me in your heart.
578
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:39,163
If you must honor Bapu,
then keep him in your heart.
579
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,960
Here in your heart.
580
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,462
He's done so much for us.
581
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:51,968
Been jailed, fasted,
even took 3 bullets.
582
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:53,136
Here.
583
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:55,013
And what have we done for him?
584
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:59,642
Reduced him to a wall hanging.
A mute witness to our corruption.
585
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:07,442
He dreamt of a 'fantastic' India,
but we've ruined the country.
586
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:12,613
No, Son, its not that bad.
We have progressed.
587
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,116
Progress, my foot!
588
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:19,454
We have taps, but no water.
Bulbs, but no electricity.
589
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:23,916
Craters on roads,
hawkers on sidewalks.
590
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,461
Make a train reservation,
get wait-listed.
591
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,921
Get a confirmation,
the train is cancelled.
592
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:32,592
Go to a hospital, no bed.
Get a bed, no doctor.
593
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,635
Who do you complain to?
594
00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:36,804
The politician sends you to the clerk.
595
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,474
The clerk's always in a meeting.
Call him at home, he's in the bath.
596
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,977
Finally get through, he wants
your application in duplicate.
597
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:49,150
Then the application goes
round and round and round...
598
00:42:57,658 --> 00:42:59,994
...if Bapu were here around today,
he'd say...
599
00:43:01,037 --> 00:43:03,873
'We won our freedom,
but lost our people'.
600
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:17,762
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
601
00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,810
"Professor...
602
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:31,317
come here."
603
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,320
You love her, don't you?
604
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:36,489
What?
- I can see it in your eyes!
605
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:41,327
You see what?
- Looking London, but talking Tokyo!
606
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:44,664
You speak to us, but gaze at her!
607
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:47,291
I have a problem with my eyes.
608
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,628
Oh! So you're shy... like me!
609
00:43:51,379 --> 00:43:52,964
What do you mean?
610
00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,300
This is Tina.
My college sweetheart.
611
00:43:56,717 --> 00:44:02,348
Wanted to marry her
but my father refused.
612
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:08,938
So I married Feroza.
Now after 50 years, I met Tina again.
613
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,274
She is a widow.
614
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,276
...l\x92m a widower!
615
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,778
So marry her, dude!
- But my kids say...
616
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:20,491
Don't embarrass us, dad'. First
my father objected, now my children.
617
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,827
So I left home
and came here to live my own life!
618
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:27,748
What's the problem now?
- How do I tell Tina 'I love you'?
619
00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,959
Does she 'I love you' too?
620
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:33,629
I think so!
Look, it was taken 50 years ago!
621
00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,632
Hey, this is the same car.
622
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:41,637
Yes. That day, it rained heavily.
623
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:47,643
Tina and I were in the backseat.
I kissed her. She ran off embarrassed.
624
00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,772
Anytime you want to use the car,
feel free.
625
00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:53,816
Isn't this is a lovely car, Murli?
626
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,319
We've called it the 'Kissing Car'.
Want to know why?
627
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:59,488
Why don't you two go for a drive?
628
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:17,924
"What\x92s up, Bro...?"
629
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:20,259
"Your smile's wider than the Ganges"
630
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,261
"What\x92s up, Bro...?"
631
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,264
"C'mon, Bro..."
632
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:26,766
"C'mon..."
633
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:28,768
"C'mon, Bro..."
634
00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:30,811
"C'mon..."
635
00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:32,813
"You have to tell me, man!"
636
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,815
"C'mon...
- Get the cards printed."
637
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:35,983
"C'mon, Bro..."
638
00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:38,319
"What...?
- Where's my Tuxedo?"
639
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,322
"The deal's done!"
640
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:44,659
"I said, the... deal... is... done!!"
641
00:45:46,786 --> 00:45:48,704
"The deal's done!"
642
00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,628
"Start at the beginning, Bro!"
643
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,631
"From the top!
So where did you go?"
644
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,967
"The question is not 'where'..."
645
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:04,303
"it's 'how'..."
646
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:07,265
"How, Bro?
- In the Kissing Car, dude!!"
647
00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:11,269
"Ok, I've heard of side-car... NASCAR...
...Madagascar... even Oscar!!"
648
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:13,479
"What the heck is a Kissing Car?"
649
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:15,940
"One in which you kiss, moron!"
650
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:20,945
"So I found..."
651
00:46:21,362 --> 00:46:22,947
...a Kissing Car..."
652
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:26,784
"...and we melted like candy bars!"
653
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,287
"But Bro, didn't the driver peep?"
654
00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:34,250
"A 100 rupee bill made him crawl..."
655
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:37,795
"...promptly heard the nature's call!"
656
00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:40,298
"You're a genius!"
657
00:46:40,715 --> 00:46:41,632
"Go on...?"
658
00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:43,301
"A kiss here..."
659
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,303
"...a cuddle there."
660
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,806
"She said, 'Munna, you're my teddy bear!"
661
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,310
"Really, Bro?"
662
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:55,313
"It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!"
663
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:58,649
"It's signed, sealed, delivered, buddy boy!!"
664
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:10,786
"So then where'd you go?"
665
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:12,788
"The movies?
- No, dude!"
666
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,583
"Chinese food!!
- Nope..."
667
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:18,586
"to the Circus!!
- Why?"
668
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:21,255
"To pay the lion a visit, dude!
- Huh?"
669
00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:29,263
"The ring master thanked me for the money..."
670
00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:32,933
"...cracked the whip on the lion's fanny..."
671
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:36,937
"What happened then, Bro?"
672
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:38,814
"The lion's roar..."
673
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:40,608
"...got me a hug so good..."
674
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:44,278
"I said to Leo, "Once more, dude?"
675
00:47:44,945 --> 00:47:47,823
"Awesome! You called him 'dude'?"
676
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:51,327
"Her hug was so damn electric..."
677
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:55,331
"Circuit, my heart went ballistic!"
678
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:59,293
"Really, Bro?"
679
00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,796
"It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!"
680
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,216
"It's signed, sealed, delivered, dude!!"
681
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:09,762
"Hey, Circuit!"
682
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,431
"The deal's done!"
683
00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:32,910
"Did it really happen, Bro?
- Yup!"
684
00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:50,302
Freaky! Any song I sing,
Bapu arrives.
685
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:55,599
You are singing a love song, while
Jhanvi has fallen in love with someone else.
686
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:59,311
Who?
- An intellectual, honest man!
687
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:00,896
"Who is he, Bapu?"
688
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:02,481
A professor...
689
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,442
What's his name?
I'll whack the daylights...
690
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,402
Professor Murli Prasad Sharma.
691
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:11,574
Hey Bapu. Teasing me, are you?
692
00:49:11,824 --> 00:49:13,576
No Son, it's true.
693
00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:16,287
She loves the Professor
you pretend to be. Not you.
694
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,248
Tell her the truth tomorrow.
695
00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:22,751
If you keep lying,
she will leave you one day.
696
00:49:23,502 --> 00:49:25,421
"If I tell her the truth,
she will leave me tomorrow!
697
00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:28,424
You promised you would do
one job for me?
698
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:31,260
Give me any other job, Bapu.
I can't do this.
699
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,596
This is all I want.
700
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:35,598
Live truthfully.
701
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:40,352
Circuit, take Bapu home.
702
00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:59,205
Okay Bapu, let's go.
703
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,334
This is Mumbai city.
Must not roam alone at night.
704
00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,002
Hey Circuit!
- Yeah, Bro!
705
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:07,338
Why are you looking that way?
Bapu is here.
706
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,674
Speak the truth and
live with pride, son.
707
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:16,138
Bapu, don't wander around.
The last train's gone.
708
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,015
Now we'll have to take a cab.
709
00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:21,685
Circuit, you're drunk.
Hold Bapu's hand and take him home.
710
00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:24,688
Can't see the man,
how will I see his hand.
711
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,692
Found him!! Off we go!
712
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:34,198
Bapu, don't wander at night.
Not good for health.
713
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,201
Get dark circles under the eyes.
714
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,247
Come sit.
Okay! Bye-bye.
715
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:43,040
Drop him off, please.
716
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,209
Whom should I drop?
- How the heck should I know?
717
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,715
Your chosen path will
show you suffering, son.
718
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,803
You'll need me some day.
Till then, good bye.
719
00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,979
Hello!
- 'Hello...'
720
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,189
Jhanvi?
- Hi, Murli! Are you at the college?
721
00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:09,692
Yes. I'm giving a lecture.
722
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:12,194
Guess what! I'm in your college.
723
00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:16,365
Why?
- To meet the Principal.
724
00:51:16,824 --> 00:51:17,825
Why?
725
00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:21,036
Come over. I'll tell you.
- I'll come.
726
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:23,205
But don't meet the Principal.
- Why?
727
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:27,668
I'll finish my lecture and
see you at the cafeteria!
728
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,838
Ok, relax! I'll wait here for you!
729
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,674
Circuit, we have an emergency!
730
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,680
Eh! Let me carry that.
731
00:51:42,558 --> 00:51:44,393
Hello Jhanvi.
- Hi Murli...
732
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:48,230
Ok, the Principal is
slimmer than a leech!
733
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:51,233
He's also a crazy amnesiac...
734
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,736
He looked at me once and asked,
'Who are you?'
735
00:51:53,986 --> 00:51:55,738
Relax, don't get so excited.
736
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:57,906
Excuse me...
- Hang on, I'm busy!
737
00:51:58,907 --> 00:52:04,246
Rascal. Skipping classes again?
Come in, right now.
738
00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,123
Who's that?
739
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,251
Our Geography Professor.
740
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,170
Who's he?
- Must be his father!!
741
00:52:11,462 --> 00:52:13,172
Why do you want to meet the Principal?
742
00:52:13,422 --> 00:52:17,009
I'm organizing a surprise birthday party
For Atmaram tomorrow.
743
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,011
Atmaram?
744
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,680
The new guy who was thrown out
by his son?
745
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,015
Yes. Hari.
746
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,683
Hey, Jimi Hendrix... scram!!
747
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:28,187
Atmaram misses his son a lot.
He calls him often.
748
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,689
But his son neither picks up
nor calls back!
749
00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,691
Good Morning, sir.
750
00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:35,027
Good Morning. Good Morning...
- Bye bye Sir...
751
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:36,695
Bye bye. Okay...
752
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:38,030
The Principal once...
753
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,033
Good Morning, Professor.
Good Morning.
754
00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:42,242
Good Morning.
755
00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,871
Professor, you're the best teacher.
756
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,831
Somebody tell him
he's not Tom Hanks!
757
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,708
Mr. Dubey, I'm a little busy now.
758
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,378
You're so good,
you ought to be the Principal.
759
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:58,717
Our Principal is a twat!
This table is smarter than him.
760
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:01,053
But then, we're all twats
compared to our great Professor!
761
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,055
Mr. Dubey,
Madam Whack is calling you...
762
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:05,641
Thank you. Bye.
763
00:53:09,269 --> 00:53:10,646
Who's Madam Whack?
764
00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:14,983
Whack is what you'll get now.
Stop over acting. Get out!
765
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,194
Good Morning, Sir.
766
00:53:18,404 --> 00:53:20,364
You chaps know what to do.
- Yeah, Bro.
767
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:26,453
Hello!
768
00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:29,164
I spoke to his son,
but he just refused to come.
769
00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:33,210
I really want to cheer up Atmaram!
770
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:39,675
Ask the Principal to call the Police.
- Police?
771
00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,344
Why is Frankenstein following me?
772
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:51,186
How does the Principal
fit into this story?
773
00:53:51,562 --> 00:53:53,689
Principal and Atmaram are old friends.
774
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:57,735
I've come to invite him. Atmaram will
be happy to meet his buddies again.
775
00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,862
Don't invite him.
He's a depressing guy.
776
00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:02,322
Attempts suicide every weekend.
777
00:54:02,823 --> 00:54:04,742
Chews sleeping pills like gum.
778
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:06,994
Oh! Hi!
779
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:10,664
I'm Shyam. You've met Ram, my twin.
He doesn't wear glasses.
780
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:14,626
Hey you! Hey you!
Hey, where did he go?
781
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,673
Call the police.
782
00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:22,009
See, that's the mad Principal.
Calls the police when...
783
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:23,802
students don't finish homework.
784
00:54:24,011 --> 00:54:25,679
Where'd he go? He was just here.
785
00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:27,264
He's the Principal?
786
00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:28,849
Tell Bro, we have to escape from here.
787
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,684
Sir, it's time for class.
788
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:33,187
Sorry, I have to rush.
My next class is starting.
789
00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:38,859
But fret not! I'll bring Atmaram
a gift he will never forget!
790
00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:42,029
Hey you... Hey...
- Sir, just coming...
791
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:45,199
"Want to race, Vin Diesel? Let's go!
- Somebody catch him!
792
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:47,701
You plan the party.
Leave the rest to me.
793
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,204
You will see Atmaram
smiling tomorrow.
794
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,331
I promise! Hey, taxi!
795
00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,334
Where'd he go?
796
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,640
I want to meet Hari Desai.
- Your name?
797
00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:11,809
I'm Murli Prasad Sharma.
- What's your business?
798
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,645
Private matter.
- He's in a meeting.
799
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:16,814
I will pass on your message.
800
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:23,153
Tell him, the job's done.
801
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,156
The corpse is in the car boot,
behind his house.
802
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,700
I've come for my payment.
Where's his office?
803
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,205
Don't stress. I'll tell him myself.
804
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:37,334
Okay, fine. Meet you at the theatre.
805
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:40,671
Sunday, 3 p.m. Show.
- Make that 6 p.m. Buddy!
806
00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:43,674
Because at 5 p.m.
You will meet your dad...
807
00:55:43,966 --> 00:55:45,676
...with a fine cake...
808
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,345
...that will read
"Happy Birthday Pops!"
809
00:55:49,805 --> 00:55:51,723
I'll see you on Sunday - Bye!
810
00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:56,186
How did you enter
- Through the door.
811
00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:58,689
Why? You prefer the window?
812
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:01,358
Now, what are you planning to gift
your father?
813
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:06,154
Look, butt out of
my family affairs, alright?
814
00:56:06,446 --> 00:56:08,657
Your father misses you, Bro.
815
00:56:08,991 --> 00:56:13,996
Don't stay long, wish him and leave.
816
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,164
You'll put a smile on his face.
817
00:56:19,251 --> 00:56:21,962
Please come with me.
- Yeah let's go...
818
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,633
Thank you very much. After you.
819
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,302
Goodbye... Get out.
820
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:30,637
What do you mean, 'out?'
821
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,691
You don't understand?
822
00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:47,321
Ah! So you want to fight me?
Come on.
823
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:50,699
I used to be a boxing champion.
824
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,869
If you're a boxing champ,
I'm a slapping champ.
825
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:02,669
Hold... Here, higher.
To your left. Yes.
826
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:05,213
This is all your Dad's fault.
827
00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:08,634
A few whacks on your butt would have
Produced a disciplined son.
828
00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,143
Hello. Hello Bindu...
- Yeah.
829
00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:20,145
How are you, honey?
- 'Where are you?'
830
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,314
Just hanging outside the office.
831
00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:27,986
Listen, order a cake that says,
"Happy Birthday Dearest Dad"...
832
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,238
...and sign off with,
"From Hari, your loving son"
833
00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:31,823
"Darling, why the fuss?"
834
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,159
Honey, try to understand
he is my father...
835
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,203
"But, why darling...?"
- Shut up. Do as I say.
836
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:38,956
Organize a birthday party.
Buy an expensive gift.
837
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:43,794
And... call a carpenter!
This balcony needs a safety grill.
838
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:47,756
Urgent...
Take me up.. Please!
839
00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:50,175
Happy birthday to you.
840
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:54,680
Happy birthday to you.
841
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:58,684
Happy birthday dear Atmaram.
842
00:57:59,267 --> 00:58:01,687
Happy birthday to you.
843
00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:05,607
You are the best Dad ever.
844
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:09,653
We'll forget you never.
845
00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:14,116
"Happy birthday dearest Dad,"
846
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,661
Happy birthday to you.
847
00:58:46,898 --> 00:58:48,859
How did you manage this?
848
00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,696
I went to his office.
Explained to him graciously.
849
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:54,031
He understood.
850
00:58:54,281 --> 00:59:01,204
Someone else would've slapped him,
hung him from the building.
851
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,331
But violence never works!
852
00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,584
This is really unbelievable.
853
00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:08,253
Thank you so much, Mum.
854
00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:13,425
I have another surprise for you.
855
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,803
Can you come with me tomorrow?
856
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,638
Where?
857
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:20,640
Bomi Uncle...
858
00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:22,976
...may I borrow your car?
859
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:33,153
Lucky, I'm told in India
a kid's born every 2 seconds.
860
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,656
Possible. So?
861
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:40,160
So therefore there will be
a marriage every second?
862
00:59:40,869 --> 00:59:41,828
Yeah.So?
863
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:44,956
So a boy must proclaim love
to a girl every 1/2 a second?
864
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:47,292
So?
865
00:59:48,376 --> 00:59:50,295
Hell, it's been 2 months.
866
00:59:50,712 --> 00:59:52,255
I still can't muster
the courage to tell her.
867
00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,341
Courage to say what?
868
00:59:55,258 --> 00:59:56,301
That.
869
00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:57,969
What?
870
00:59:58,261 --> 01:00:00,013
Just that.
871
01:00:00,764 --> 01:00:02,349
Just what?
872
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:04,684
Just that...
873
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,356
...That 'I like you. Be my wife'.
874
01:00:13,985 --> 01:00:19,449
Cowboy you stick to breaking bones
And grabbing villas...
875
01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,785
Leave this wedding talk to me.
I'll talk to her father.
876
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,538
Her dad's no more.
She lives with six old folks.
877
01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:32,087
Where does she live?
- Somewhere in Versova.
878
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:35,423
Bro goes there alone.
Feels shy to take me along.
879
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:37,801
Here's the address, Munna.
This house must be grabbed.
880
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:38,969
Forget it!
881
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,138
But Sir, how will they reach
without the address?
882
01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:43,473
Did you land up on Earth
with an address?
883
01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:46,143
Ask Mommy, were you born
holding a map?
884
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:50,147
Munna, forget this job.
885
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,983
Just relax!
886
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:56,486
Take your gurly-wurly to Goa!
887
01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:59,489
Goa?
- Lovely romantic place.
888
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:05,162
Gentle waves, the setting sun.
You and her, alone on a boat.
889
01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:11,418
When the sun has sat, tell her...
890
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:14,087
...'Marry me or leave the boat.
It's my boat'.
891
01:01:14,754 --> 01:01:15,964
I assure you, she won't jump
into the water.
892
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,884
She won't come with me alone.
- No, no, not alone.
893
01:01:19,217 --> 01:01:21,094
Take the oldies with you.
894
01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,431
Cuckoo, book their air tickets!
895
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,766
The trip's on me.
896
01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:29,102
Just go to Goa.
897
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,105
Put a ring on her finger,
leave the 'house business' to me.
898
01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:58,632
Anything happened?
- No. With you?
899
01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:01,468
I called her. But she was out.
900
01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:04,638
Can I ask why your girl
walked past giggling?
901
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:06,932
I told her a joke.
- What?
902
01:02:07,182 --> 01:02:11,394
You go on a drive to tell
her jokes? Give me the keys.
903
01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:12,729
They're in the car!
904
01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,899
Careless bugger.
Forgot the keys too. Idiot.
905
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:18,443
Hurry. Pack your bags.
906
01:02:18,693 --> 01:02:20,612
We're leaving for Goa.
- Goa?
907
01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:22,447
Goa? But why?
908
01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:25,116
For a wedding.
909
01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:28,995
Who is getting married?
910
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,414
You tell them.
911
01:02:32,207 --> 01:02:34,751
Hope you won't object?
- To what?
912
01:02:42,509 --> 01:02:44,094
But first tell us
who's getting married
913
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:47,430
No, I can't tell you.
- Ok, but where are we going?
914
01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:54,437
Tell us. We won't tell a soul.
915
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:56,648
What's going on?
916
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:19,421
Who's she?
- Surprise gift!!
917
01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,589
Bomi's Tina?
- Yessss!
918
01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:42,027
"A precious quarter remains with you."
919
01:03:42,277 --> 01:03:47,449
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
920
01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,910
"A precious quarter remains with you."
921
01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:55,749
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
922
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,419
"Life's buck..."
923
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,129
"...went down the drain..."
924
01:04:01,504 --> 01:04:04,924
"...but the magic quarter still remains!"
925
01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,011
"Life's buck..."
926
01:04:08,511 --> 01:04:11,723
"...went down the drain..."
927
01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:14,059
"...but the magic quarter still remains!"
928
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:16,895
"A precious quarter..."
929
01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,022
"...remains with you."
930
01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:21,941
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
931
01:04:58,686 --> 01:05:02,440
"So many dreams buried in our hearts..."
932
01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:06,403
"...battles lost before the start."
933
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:11,408
"But now we'll rise, come fall or pain..."
934
01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:14,411
"...for the magic quarter still remains!"
935
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,872
"A precious quarter..."
936
01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:20,375
"...remains with you."
937
01:05:20,625 --> 01:05:23,378
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
938
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:54,951
"Back foot!
We've played the game on the back foot!"
939
01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:59,414
"Front foot!
It's time to move to the front foot!"
940
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:03,918
"'Second Innings' is a whole new race..."
941
01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,880
"...going to knock the ball to outer space!"
942
01:06:08,006 --> 01:06:10,383
"A precious quarter..."
943
01:06:10,592 --> 01:06:12,510
"...remains with you."
944
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:15,722
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
945
01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:18,808
"Life's buck..."
946
01:06:19,476 --> 01:06:22,395
"...went down the drain..."
947
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,064
"...but the magic quarter still remains!"
948
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,400
"A precious quarter..."
949
01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,903
"...remains with you."
950
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,906
"Treasure it! Don't waste it, dude!"
951
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,420
JhanvLH
- Hi, Murli...
952
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:51,424
Want to tell you something important.
Can you come down, please?
953
01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:53,885
What?
954
01:07:00,975 --> 01:07:03,436
What are you looking for?
- Something very important...
955
01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,397
Not this ring?
956
01:07:06,606 --> 01:07:08,525
Hey, how did you get this?
957
01:07:09,651 --> 01:07:10,902
Is it for someone?
958
01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:13,905
A lady's ring must be
for a special lady right?
959
01:07:14,656 --> 01:07:16,574
So you found a nice Goan girl, huh?
960
01:07:17,575 --> 01:07:18,535
Yes.
961
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:21,412
Does her name start with 'M'?
962
01:07:21,663 --> 01:07:23,039
My name starts with 'M'.
963
01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:26,167
So her name begins with 'J'!
I'm so jealous.
964
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,378
Don't you worry.
965
01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,380
Lucky girl.
966
01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:33,550
So, if I like someone,
she's a lucky girl?
967
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:35,885
Of course Murli.
968
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:39,389
Jhanvi, there's something important
I must say.
969
01:07:39,764 --> 01:07:43,726
Give that 'J' girl this ring first,
then we'll chat.
970
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,437
But I must talk to you
before I give the ring
971
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,442
So, tell me.
972
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,779
Jhanvi, don't say the word 'No'.
973
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:58,449
If your answer is 'no',
just turn and leave.
974
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,160
But don't say 'No'.
975
01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:03,454
I will not say 'No'.
976
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:09,043
Jhanvi, I... my heart...
977
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,385
Go ahead. Take it.
978
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:25,727
What? When?
How can they do that?
979
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:28,813
Murli, someone's broken into our house.
He's throwing out our furniture.
980
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,900
Call the cops right now.
Which builder?
981
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:38,406
Bro, how's it hanging'?
- 'Someone's broken into Jhanvi's house... '
982
01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:42,410
I'll rip him apart.
983
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,912
What's the address?
- In Versova...
984
01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:47,081
I'm in Versova too.
Don't worry. Which street?
985
01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,416
Jetty Road.
986
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,376
I'm right there.
Hey, Rambo, get the car!
987
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,378
Plot 22. It's a yellow house.
988
01:08:54,756 --> 01:08:58,009
Which plot, Bro?
- Plot 22. Hurry.
989
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,352
Bro, that house is current 'job'!
990
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,897
Have you gone mad?
- Bro, I'm following Lucky Singh's orders!
991
01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:25,745
Enough. In these poses,
paste film stars.
992
01:09:26,579 --> 01:09:28,873
For this one, use world leaders.
993
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,876
Make one photo with
the Queen of London.
994
01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,547
You look happy!
995
01:09:37,632 --> 01:09:39,550
Got the 2nd Innings house.
996
01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:42,887
How? Khurana's been trying
for 2 years.
997
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:45,890
Khurana uses astrologers
for business decisions.
998
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:50,895
I use brains...
999
01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:54,524
“not ieng shun!
1000
01:09:54,941 --> 01:09:58,403
He's bought all the land around that house...
1001
01:09:58,653 --> 01:10:01,447
...but without the house his millions
would be toilet paper!
1002
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:03,449
Sir, Mr. Khurana is here.
1003
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:07,912
Lovely-dovely! He'll be thrilled
to see the keys!
1004
01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:12,875
The 2nd Innings House is yours.
Consider it a wedding gift.
1005
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:21,426
Lucky Singh,
this marriage cannot happen.
1006
01:10:22,051 --> 01:10:25,430
But Why?
- I've read your daughter's horoscope.
1007
01:10:26,848 --> 01:10:28,599
She is 'manglik'.
- So?
1008
01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:32,937
Her stars are inauspicious.
The man she marries will be destroyed!
1009
01:10:33,146 --> 01:10:35,440
Our daughter is a good soul.
1010
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:41,154
The horoscope clearly says,
if Sunny marries her...
1011
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:46,993
...he will die within the year.
1012
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,495
Khurana, you really believe
this stuff?
1013
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:51,956
Of course.
1014
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:56,461
I owe my prosperity
to my Astrologer.
1015
01:10:57,044 --> 01:10:58,629
When my business was sinking...
1016
01:10:58,796 --> 01:11:02,633
he asked me to add a 'K' to my name...
1017
01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:05,470
It's better numerology.
Look at me today.
1018
01:11:07,305 --> 01:11:11,476
If only your daughter was born
a few hours later!
1019
01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,605
Bad timing Dear!!
1020
01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,445
If you'd delivered Simran
5 minutes later...
1021
01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:24,906
...her birth date would've changed.
1022
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:26,449
How?
1023
01:11:27,241 --> 01:11:29,118
Suntan was born at 11-355, fight'?
1024
01:11:29,327 --> 01:11:30,244
Yes.
1025
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:34,957
If you just held on for 5 more minutes,
the date would've been 8th. Not 7th.
1026
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:37,418
Get it?
1027
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:43,508
Hang on... wasn't your daughter born at
11;55... A.M.??
1028
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:47,053
No, your holiness!!
It was 11;55 P.M.!!
1029
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:53,059
Her horoscope here shows
it was morning.
1030
01:11:53,434 --> 01:11:54,393
Never.
1031
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,817
Old man Subramanium!
- Subramanium?
1032
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:06,531
My typist. A bit deaf. When I dictate
he reads my lips.
1033
01:12:06,823 --> 01:12:09,492
AM, PM, same lip movement,
isn't it?"
1034
01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:12,703
"Writes 'liar' for 'lawyer'.
1035
01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,664
'Risky' business becomes
'whiskey' business."
1036
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:21,504
Send us an email' becomes
'Send us a female'!
1037
01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:26,509
One of my suppliers did!!
How embarrassing!
1038
01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:33,015
Oye Cuckoo!
Buy that Subramanium a hearing aid.
1039
01:12:33,266 --> 01:12:36,727
Who's Subramanium?
- Buy for both ears.
1040
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:43,526
If I whisper, it must echo like
loudspeakers in his ears. Thanks Cuckoo.
1041
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:50,074
I'm glad that
this misunderstanding is cleared.
1042
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:54,078
Delivered her at the perfect time.
Well done.
1043
01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:56,038
Now, do take the house keys.
1044
01:12:56,289 --> 01:13:01,544
No, no. Hold on. We'll accept the key
only on the wedding day. At 10;27 P. M...
1045
01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:06,340
Lovey-Dovely!! Bring out the sweets!
The Wedding's finally on!!
1046
01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,386
The deal is done.
1047
01:13:21,147 --> 01:13:23,065
You knew, didn't you?
- What?
1048
01:13:23,774 --> 01:13:25,568
That it was Jhanvi's house.
1049
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,653
The Goa trip was a scam, right?
1050
01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:30,698
What if I muscle my way
into your house and claim it's mine??
1051
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:34,702
"Listen Madam, the property lease is
in his name.
1052
01:13:35,119 --> 01:13:36,078
And now he has possession too."
1053
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,206
But they should've sent us a notice
Before the lease transferred!
1054
01:13:39,457 --> 01:13:43,044
"BMC must've sent you a notice.
Do check at the post office."
1055
01:13:43,628 --> 01:13:49,383
"Got that house with grace, didn't I?
No violence."
1056
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:53,054
I'll gift you and your doll a flat in
the suburbs. Lots of fresh air...
1057
01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:56,682
and great for rosy-cheeked kids!
1058
01:13:56,933 --> 01:13:58,392
Why can't you help us?
1059
01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:03,397
"Madam, we can't help you.
Get yourselves a lawyer."
1060
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,067
Give me the house keys.
1061
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,695
Listen Munna. Don't interfere.
1062
01:14:10,112 --> 01:14:16,035
This house is promised to Khurana
as Simran's wedding gift.
1063
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:23,501
"Lucky, I'll get you
the Mayor's mansion if you wish.
1064
01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:25,336
But let this one go!
1065
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,505
Instead, why don't you
leave this chicky?
1066
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,007
I'll find you a Miss India type model.
1067
01:14:30,341 --> 01:14:32,009
Keep Jhanvi out of this.
1068
01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:36,514
No you keep romance out of business.
Don't mix the two.
1069
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,183
Too late for that, buddy boy!
1070
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:48,067
That house is mine. You've set the pitch.
Now watch my bat break you balls!
1071
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,241
You took the ol'geezers to Goa!
1072
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,243
You.
1073
01:14:57,702 --> 01:14:59,620
Your best friend...
1074
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:02,039
...emptied the house!
1075
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:07,003
Should I tell your girl what kind of
'Professor' you really are?
1076
01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,505
"Hello... Hello,"
1077
01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:14,719
"Hello"
1078
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,347
Hello. ls Ballu there?
- Wrong number.
1079
01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:21,017
Sorry wrong number.
1080
01:15:23,269 --> 01:15:26,188
Go! Practice your batting!
1081
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,527
"Move aside.
"Just chill, chill, just chill"
1082
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:39,201
"Sorry, Bro!
1083
01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:42,163
I should've called you at least!
1084
01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:47,334
But I didn't want to disturb you
for a small job.
1085
01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:54,091
"Don't be upset, Bro. Stay cool!
1086
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,553
I'll explain things to her.
1087
01:16:00,347 --> 01:16:04,060
What will you explain?
1088
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:06,062
That I'm a goon?
1089
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:09,023
Can't you do anything right?
1090
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:36,300
"Rama, the Lord of heavens..."
1091
01:16:37,134 --> 01:16:42,056
"...Blessed is thy name..."
1092
01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:47,436
Hello! What took you so long?
1093
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:53,234
Bapu, for the first time in my life,
I have a problem I can't solve.
1094
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:57,571
Get me out of this.
1095
01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,074
There's one solution.
- What?
1096
01:17:01,158 --> 01:17:02,743
Kidnap Lucky's daughter.
1097
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:06,997
Strike a deal with him.
His daughter in return for the house.
1098
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,168
I already rejected
that idea last night.
1099
01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,546
Another solution -just shoot Lucky.
1100
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:19,009
Hey Bapu, your ideas are suicidal.
1101
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,471
These aren't my ideas son,
they're yours.
1102
01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:25,015
Isn't it how you've done things so far?
1103
01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:29,186
You're not going to follow my ways.
So what's the point?
1104
01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:35,025
Okay. Show me your way.
I am ready to try anything.
1105
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,572
I don't think you can.
- Why?
1106
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,407
Trust me, I'm bloody brave!
1107
01:17:41,657 --> 01:17:45,077
My way isn't easy.
But success is guaranteed.
1108
01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:49,039
I'll get the house back?
- I promise.
1109
01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:52,042
Jhanvi won't leave me, will she?
1110
01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,712
She'll always stay proudly by your side.
1111
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:58,591
You seem confident.
Tell me what to do.
1112
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:02,052
Ask for forgiveness.
1113
01:18:02,511 --> 01:18:04,138
Forgiveness?
From whom?
1114
01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:14,565
Is it so necessary to apologize?
1115
01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:17,193
I want to see how brave you really are.
1116
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:19,028
What do you mean?
1117
01:18:19,278 --> 01:18:24,700
Slapping someone is easy.
Apologizing requires courage.
1118
01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:28,704
Go, son!
1119
01:18:42,635 --> 01:18:45,054
What are you doing here?
- Nothing, Bro.
1120
01:18:45,763 --> 01:18:48,390
Was missing Mom a lot.
1121
01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:51,227
Just came and sat here.
1122
01:18:53,812 --> 01:18:55,731
I want to tell you something.
1123
01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:58,067
Go on, Bro.
1124
01:18:58,359 --> 01:19:00,402
Don't think I'm drunk, okay?
1125
01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:03,239
What's wrong, Bro?
1126
01:19:03,489 --> 01:19:06,075
Turn away. Don't look into my eyes.
1127
01:19:12,206 --> 01:19:14,667
I want to say, I'm sorry.
1128
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,337
Couldn't sleep all night.
1129
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,048
...thinking about old times!
1130
01:19:22,299 --> 01:19:30,015
Remember, when I was shot,
I was in great pain.
1131
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:34,728
You cradled me in your arms.
1132
01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,022
And sang me to sleep.
1133
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:39,566
I can't believe I slapped you.
1134
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:48,742
And the time, when I had craving for
Chinese food at 3 a. M...
1135
01:19:50,119 --> 01:19:52,538
...you promptly kidnapped that
5 star chef...
1136
01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,541
...and we ate 'hoi-sin' noodles
till morning!
1137
01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,044
I can't believe I slapped you.
1138
01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:03,048
Forgive me, buddy!
1139
01:20:03,340 --> 01:20:05,050
You don't need to say this, Bro
1140
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:21,567
Hey, I said sorry, didn't I?
1141
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:27,573
Thank you Bapu.
I feel so much lighter now.
1142
01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,452
What should I do next?
- Now you must win over Lucky with love.
1143
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:35,539
That'll be tough.
- Stay cool! Bapu is with you!
1144
01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:50,095
Lucky Singh has trapped you
with deceit!
1145
01:20:50,763 --> 01:20:52,097
So what do we do?
1146
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,266
Madam, that's what I'm here for.
1147
01:20:54,725 --> 01:20:58,103
We'll file a case - Illegal possession
of property.
1148
01:20:58,729 --> 01:21:00,606
Let him not think we're weak.
1149
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:03,108
How long will it take
to get back our house?
1150
01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:05,319
15 years... at least.
1151
01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:12,242
No No'...Maximum 6 months.
We are here!
1152
01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,078
Do you guarantee it?
1153
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:17,664
Buffer another 2 to 4 months.
1154
01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:19,666
Two or four?
1155
01:21:21,752 --> 01:21:23,212
Can't say.
1156
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:27,716
Judges get transferred.
1157
01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:29,802
Court dates get changed.
It's hard to commit.
1158
01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:32,221
Add up and give me a total time.
- 4 to 5 years.
1159
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,057
Lets say 6 years!
1160
01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:39,436
Give it to me in writing.
- No lawyer will do that.
1161
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:42,731
You first say 6 months. Now,
you won't even guarantee 6 years.
1162
01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,401
Come on, let's go.
- Where?
1163
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,736
I've just met a lawyer.
1164
01:21:48,112 --> 01:21:50,072
Who?
- A great lawyer.
1165
01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:53,242
Studied in London,
practiced in South Africa.
1166
01:21:53,492 --> 01:21:55,077
In London?
1167
01:21:58,580 --> 01:22:00,707
It's that new nerd!!
- He said stop bully-ing.
1168
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,126
Start Gandhi... ing.
1169
01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:05,045
That Scoundrel. Stealing my clients.
1170
01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:08,006
He said, if your enemy swears at you,
smile back at him.
1171
01:22:08,424 --> 01:22:09,341
Listen to Nerdy boy!
1172
01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:13,679
He also said, if someone hits you
on one cheek, offer him the other.
1173
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:18,225
This will reduce hatred,
and make him respect you!
1174
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:24,022
"He also said, to win over your enemy,
you don't need lawyers."
1175
01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:26,692
Who said that? Who?
1176
01:22:27,109 --> 01:22:28,694
Who said what?
1177
01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,708
What's the problem?
- What's the problem?
1178
01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:56,305
What's going on Murli?
1179
01:22:56,555 --> 01:22:58,223
Gandhi... ing.
1180
01:22:58,474 --> 01:23:00,225
The opposite of bully-ing.
1181
01:23:00,434 --> 01:23:02,728
Lucky thinks we're going to fight him.
1182
01:23:02,978 --> 01:23:04,897
Instead we will send him flowers.
1183
01:23:07,274 --> 01:23:08,275
Good morning, pops.
1184
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:11,695
Mushy morning!!
Flowers from Khurana Jr.!
1185
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,031
Sunny? Impossible.
1186
01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:15,699
Why? Had a fight?
1187
01:23:15,949 --> 01:23:17,701
With Sunny? Never.
1188
01:23:17,951 --> 01:23:18,869
Then?
1189
01:23:19,119 --> 01:23:23,999
Their astrologer has said that roses
are unlucky for Khurana Sr.
1190
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:27,336
So all the rose bushes have been cut.
1191
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:32,007
Even his secretary has changed
her name from Rosy...
1192
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:34,009
...to Daisy!
1193
01:23:35,844 --> 01:23:38,222
How does Sunny tolerate this nonsense?
1194
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,057
Because his father is a good man.
1195
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:42,226
A little superstitious.
But that's okay.
1196
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:45,062
A little? He 'elects an auspicious time'
to go to pee...
1197
01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:47,231
Adds extra K's to his name for luck.
1198
01:23:47,481 --> 01:23:50,234
Now am I to call him Khurana or
K... K... Khurana?
1199
01:23:51,527 --> 01:23:53,195
Would you tolerate me
if I did all that?
1200
01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:55,239
You're no less.
Posing for pictures all day.
1201
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,741
Posing this way and that.
1202
01:23:58,492 --> 01:24:01,245
Then pasting your face with Ash,
Bush and the Queen.
1203
01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:05,207
But I still love you.
Because you are a good man.
1204
01:24:05,582 --> 01:24:06,750
One minute.
1205
01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:10,337
Then who sent these flowers?
1206
01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:14,132
Your secretary - her skirt's tinier
Than her brain!
1207
01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:14,925
Mom!
1208
01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:16,677
Dad, these are for you.
1209
01:24:16,927 --> 01:24:18,679
With a 'Get well soon' card.
1210
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:22,391
Why? Are you sick?
- Just a bit of gas, that's all!
1211
01:24:22,391 --> 01:24:23,016
Ew!
1212
01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,186
Oh! So the bimbo worries about
your belly now!
1213
01:24:26,937 --> 01:24:28,689
It's signed by a 'Munna'!
1214
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:32,359
Diddly-do-duck! Don't touch it!
It's a bomb!
1215
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:38,365
Everybody down! Duuuuck
1216
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,536
Stop it, pop.
Let's read the card.
1217
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:43,954
"'Dear Lucky,"
1218
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:47,332
"Dishonesty is a disease."
1219
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,836
"You have it."
1220
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,338
"You are very unwell."
1221
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:55,507
"But I will cure you."
1222
01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:58,510
"I will be with you till you recover."
1223
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:00,887
"Look outside your window. Munna."'
1224
01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:11,898
"Tired shoulders, graying hair,
but with courage beyond compare..."
1225
01:25:12,608 --> 01:25:17,946
"unwavering from the path of truth,
these youthful old are really rare."
1226
01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:23,452
"We salute you, O Motherland..."
1227
01:25:24,578 --> 01:25:26,913
for giving us this fearless man.
1228
01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,416
"We salute you, O Motherland..."
1229
01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:32,961
for giving us this fearless man.
1230
01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:42,971
Go on. Tell him.
1231
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:45,140
This night of trauma shall pass, dude...
1232
01:25:46,058 --> 01:25:47,643
...But not before...
1233
01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,978
...Lucky is doomed!
1234
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:54,149
What's all this drama, Munna?
- It's called 'Peaceful protest'.
1235
01:25:54,608 --> 01:25:58,528
We won't fight with you. But we'll
stand by your house in protest.
1236
01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:02,658
Until you realize
the folly of your ways.
1237
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:06,328
One of us will be
standing here 24 hours.
1238
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:08,872
If one gets tired,
another will take his place.
1239
01:26:09,164 --> 01:26:11,416
We'll pray for your speedy recovery.
1240
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:16,088
Get well soon, Lucky.
- Give us back our house keys.
1241
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,386
Come here.
1242
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:45,575
Greetings.
1243
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,334
Don't you dare touch Bro.
- Circuit, don't.
1244
01:26:55,335 --> 01:27:00,590
Bapu said, 'If the enemy hits you
on one cheek, offer him the other'."
1245
01:27:01,508 --> 01:27:03,260
Look, he didn't hit me.
1246
01:27:05,011 --> 01:27:06,930
Bro, he just pummeled you!
1247
01:27:13,395 --> 01:27:16,732
Bapu didn't say what to do
after you are hit on both the cheeks.
1248
01:27:17,816 --> 01:27:18,734
Munna...
1249
01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:22,571
Take a blow, several blows to show
that you will not strike back...
1250
01:27:23,321 --> 01:27:26,324
It softens the enemy.
1251
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:30,370
His hatred for you
will give way to respect!
1252
01:27:31,288 --> 01:27:36,710
Show Lucky we will not hit back.
Nor waver from our path."
1253
01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,338
Apologize, Munna!
1254
01:27:44,843 --> 01:27:46,595
We'd like to take our house in peace...
1255
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:50,599
...mess with us and rest in pieces!
1256
01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:53,268
Say sorry.
- Why Bro?
1257
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:58,774
Bapu says it reduces hate,
and increases respect.
1258
01:27:59,357 --> 01:28:01,777
Say sorry.
- Bapu will ruin our business.
1259
01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:04,780
Hey, road kill!!
Get up, I have to apologize!
1260
01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:08,241
Get up or I'll slap you!
1261
01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:14,372
Bro.
1262
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:18,210
We've grabbed 115 houses.
1263
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:21,880
Pulled off 52 kidnappings.
1264
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:27,385
Broken at least 250 bones.
1265
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:31,223
But never went to jail.
1266
01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:33,683
First time...
1267
01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:36,228
we've said 'sorry'.
And here we are.
1268
01:28:39,481 --> 01:28:41,233
We'll be mocked, Bro!
1269
01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:44,236
Our reputation is mud now!
1270
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:47,739
Oh, so getting jailed for murder
is better for your reputation?
1271
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:51,618
No but a tiny kidnapping charge
would be nice!
1272
01:28:51,868 --> 01:28:56,748
Do you know that Bapu
was jailed just for making some salt?
1273
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:59,417
Woah!! His rep must've been pickled!!
1274
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:00,961
No, man.
1275
01:29:01,586 --> 01:29:04,756
The more he was jailed,
the more famous he became.
1276
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,842
Because he was always right.
1277
01:29:07,050 --> 01:29:09,344
So, if we are right,
and keep getting jailed... then?
1278
01:29:09,594 --> 01:29:11,847
Then, like Gandhi, we too will have
our statue in the park.
1279
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:16,560
Our mug shots on currency!
1280
01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,313
Streets named after us.
1281
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:25,402
Books about our friendship.
1282
01:29:25,819 --> 01:29:27,904
Chapter 6, Munna and Circuit...
1283
01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:30,782
Politicians singing our praises.
1284
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:34,744
As long as Sun will rise,
Munna-Circuit's fame will thrive.
1285
01:29:35,036 --> 01:29:37,539
My birthday will be 'Munna Day'.
1286
01:29:37,831 --> 01:29:39,374
A national holiday.
1287
01:29:41,334 --> 01:29:43,253
Honored as a dry day.
1288
01:29:45,505 --> 01:29:47,382
No no... not a dry day.
1289
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:49,509
Your bail's given.
1290
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:52,304
Pen.
1291
01:29:58,435 --> 01:30:02,105
Thank you.
You got us out.
1292
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,942
No, Murli, thank you.
You went to prison for us!
1293
01:30:06,693 --> 01:30:08,737
Emotional touchy moment.
1294
01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:12,282
Was a one-night lesson enough
or should I put you in for life?
1295
01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:14,326
Awesome!
Then they'd name a city after us!!
1296
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:16,453
"Minneapolis... Munna-polis!"
1297
01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:19,289
"Switzerland... Circuit-land!"
1298
01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:22,250
Monaco... Munna-col!
1299
01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:25,962
Why are you messing with me?
1300
01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:29,049
I have the police,
the power, the money.
1301
01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:34,346
What do you have?
- I have Bapu, 'Uncle'!
1302
01:30:34,971 --> 01:30:36,848
And I have the radio, dude!
1303
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:45,231
Good Morning, Mumbai.
Welcome to our new show.
1304
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:48,068
"Mahatma's Magic"
- 100 years back...
1305
01:30:48,401 --> 01:30:50,320
a cool dude came to our country!
1306
01:30:50,862 --> 01:30:52,280
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
1307
01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:55,283
Bapu showed us the right way
to live our life.
1308
01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:57,077
Sadly, we've forgotten
that path today.
1309
01:30:57,369 --> 01:31:00,205
I want you to imagine that
Bapu's with us in the studio!
1310
01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:04,000
You tell us your problem,
and we solve it with Gandhism!
1311
01:31:04,459 --> 01:31:06,252
In return, we seek your support.
1312
01:31:06,753 --> 01:31:09,172
Our friend is very unwell.
- He's in a critical condition.
1313
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:13,593
But he doesn't think he's sick.
Help me heal him.
1314
01:31:14,010 --> 01:31:16,137
Dial now, Mumbai!
1315
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:18,723
Bapu, we're going live...
stay with me!
1316
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:22,936
Wow... our first call.
Got disconnectedl!
1317
01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:25,647
No, we got cut off.
Let's call him back!
1318
01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:27,315
Okay.
1319
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,368
Hello.
- Why did you disconnect?
1320
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:44,207
Hey, what's eating you, buddy?
1321
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:47,836
You can't help me.
- Give it a shot.
1322
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:53,258
I need Rs.700,000.
- For what?"
1323
01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:57,178
I lost my father's savings
in the stock market.
1324
01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,974
My friend had said
I would double my money.
1325
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,811
Dad was saving to buy a house.
1326
01:32:08,398 --> 01:32:10,066
Now how do I get it back?
1327
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:13,903
That's very easy.
- Simple.
1328
01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:16,614
How?
- Reduce expenses.
1329
01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,118
Work more.
Pay it back penny by penny.
1330
01:32:21,453 --> 01:32:25,081
Work twice as hard,
spend less and save your money.
1331
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:29,711
It'll take me 10 years to earn so much.
What do I do now?
1332
01:32:30,211 --> 01:32:31,171
First...
1333
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:34,632
you must be brave,
admit the truth to your father.
1334
01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:43,016
First, don't be a wuss and confess!
1335
01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:47,145
I'd rather commit suicide!
1336
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,438
Are you crazy?
1337
01:32:48,855 --> 01:32:50,982
Why make your father suffer
For your mistake?
1338
01:32:51,441 --> 01:32:53,318
Think your dad will enjoy
seeing your dead body?
1339
01:32:53,818 --> 01:32:58,073
Those shoulders you rode on as a child
will now bear the weight of your coffin."
1340
01:32:59,115 --> 01:33:01,785
For six months
he won't believe you're gone.
1341
01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:07,874
He'll keep calling your phone,
hoping you'll answer.
1342
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:09,959
Bloody idiot.
1343
01:33:13,671 --> 01:33:15,799
What should I do?
1344
01:33:17,383 --> 01:33:19,010
What's your name?
1345
01:33:19,928 --> 01:33:21,721
Victor... Victor D'S0uza.
1346
01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:24,599
Listen, Victor.
He's your father.
1347
01:33:24,891 --> 01:33:26,601
Don't hide the truth from him.
1348
01:33:28,269 --> 01:33:32,732
One day, I woke up.
Found my dad was no more.
1349
01:33:34,734 --> 01:33:37,028
There was so much
I wanted to share with him.
1350
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:39,823
But I never did.
1351
01:33:41,741 --> 01:33:43,827
Where's your father now?
- In his room.
1352
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:47,747
What's he doing?
- Don't know. The doors closed.
1353
01:33:48,206 --> 01:33:50,125
Open the door. Go in.
1354
01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:53,628
But...
- Don't think, Victor. Just go in.
1355
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:15,316
Don't think. Go in.
1356
01:34:17,694 --> 01:34:18,611
Go inside.
1357
01:34:22,323 --> 01:34:23,283
Go in, Victor.
1358
01:34:26,494 --> 01:34:28,037
GO.
1359
01:34:33,918 --> 01:34:36,796
Now what?
What have you done this time?
1360
01:34:38,339 --> 01:34:41,593
What are you standing there for?
What is it?
1361
01:34:42,343 --> 01:34:43,303
Tell him...
1362
01:34:47,015 --> 01:34:47,724
ls there a radio in there?
1363
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:51,769
Yes.
- Who are you talking to?
1364
01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:54,022
Turn on the radio.
1365
01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:01,738
Mr. D'Souza.
Your son wants to tell you something.
1366
01:35:02,405 --> 01:35:05,742
Mumbai city is listening in.
Speak up, Victor. Tell him.
1367
01:35:07,410 --> 01:35:12,582
Dad, I wanted to tell you earlier...
1368
01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:16,961
Don't beat around the bush, Victor.
Get to the point... tell him.
1369
01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:19,964
Daddy, I've lost your Rs.700,000
in the stock market.
1370
01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:37,774
Don't raise your hand, Mr. D'souza.
1371
01:35:39,192 --> 01:35:43,029
If you hit him now he will always be
scared to say the truth!
1372
01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:45,281
Dad, I'll stay away from
the stock market.
1373
01:35:45,698 --> 01:35:50,203
I'll do any job.
Deliver newspapers. Tutor kids.
1374
01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:52,664
I'll save every penny and
pay you back.
1375
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,625
I know what you're thinking,
Mr. D'souza.
1376
01:35:56,376 --> 01:35:59,796
How can he earn Rs.700,000
delivering newspapers?
1377
01:36:00,713 --> 01:36:03,841
But you've got your son back, sir.
1378
01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,302
Silly chap wanted to kill himself.
1379
01:36:08,054 --> 01:36:10,974
He'll get onto the right path now.
1380
01:36:12,475 --> 01:36:15,979
Dad, Uncle Francis runs a taxi service.
1381
01:36:16,729 --> 01:36:18,606
He's always looking for drivers.
1382
01:36:19,649 --> 01:36:21,067
Could you recommend me?
1383
01:36:22,819 --> 01:36:27,657
Dad, if I drive a cab,
I hope you won't be embarrassed.
1384
01:36:28,408 --> 01:36:30,201
I won't drive in our neighborhood.
1385
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:31,744
Enough.
1386
01:36:33,371 --> 01:36:34,998
Don't make me cry.
1387
01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:36,708
Go in.
1388
01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:40,003
Give me your phone.
1389
01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:49,095
Hello?
1390
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:55,143
Sir, I don't know who you are.
Or what you said to my son.
1391
01:36:56,436 --> 01:37:01,316
But I do know that today
my little boy...
1392
01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:04,652
has become a Man.
1393
01:37:06,529 --> 01:37:08,031
God bless you!
1394
01:37:26,466 --> 01:37:27,967
That's my Bro. Yes, my Bro.
1395
01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:31,637
If you liked our show, then please
send our sick friend some flowers...
1396
01:37:32,013 --> 01:37:35,266
...with a 'Get well soon' card.
His address is... - 41...
1397
01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:43,191
"In the light of dense despair,
gentle light of hope he spread..."
1398
01:37:43,691 --> 01:37:47,612
"gripping the hand of truth,
he taught us to be unafraid."
1399
01:37:55,286 --> 01:37:57,538
Hello!
- What's this on the radio?
1400
01:37:58,039 --> 01:38:00,666
Munna's just a thug who wants to
Extort money form me!
1401
01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:05,546
Look, I don't want a house
Obtained illegally!
1402
01:38:06,089 --> 01:38:07,673
Sir, the legal papers are with me.
1403
01:38:08,091 --> 01:38:10,551
Astrologically,
that house is very lucky!
1404
01:38:11,052 --> 01:38:12,387
Don't let it go.
1405
01:38:12,678 --> 01:38:15,932
I've heard the residents are protesting
outside your house?
1406
01:38:16,224 --> 01:38:19,936
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
it will be over. I promise you, Sir.
1407
01:38:20,353 --> 01:38:21,479
Be careful.
1408
01:38:21,854 --> 01:38:25,191
Don't tarnish our name. Goodbye!
1409
01:38:33,699 --> 01:38:36,160
Pops, hope you're not doing
anything wrong.
1410
01:38:38,746 --> 01:38:39,664
Pops.
1411
01:38:45,628 --> 01:38:46,546
I'm sorry.
1412
01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,383
You're a good man
1413
01:38:59,058 --> 01:39:01,018
Hello.
- Hello, Munna.
1414
01:39:02,061 --> 01:39:04,355
Look, we're old friends.
1415
01:39:04,814 --> 01:39:07,024
I'm making you a great offer.
1416
01:39:07,817 --> 01:39:11,571
First, stop the Oprah-On-Radio!
And get the wrinkles off my sidewalk!
1417
01:39:12,822 --> 01:39:16,409
In return
I have a '4 point package' for you.
1418
01:39:18,035 --> 01:39:22,582
1. A house for the sad sacks,
same size, color...
1419
01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:24,584
...but out of the city!
1420
01:39:25,001 --> 01:39:29,130
2. A terrace apartment for you and
your lovely parakeet!
1421
01:39:29,839 --> 01:39:33,634
3. A car, a driver
in uniform - all white!
1422
01:39:34,385 --> 01:39:38,139
4. Your kid's education, in a private
school, paid for in advance!
1423
01:39:38,723 --> 01:39:42,310
Might become Professors some day!!
1424
01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:45,980
When I peek through my window
at 7 a.m. Tomorrow...
1425
01:39:46,272 --> 01:39:48,399
...I better find
the road's geography changed...
1426
01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:52,403
...or Jhanvi will discover
your entire history!
1427
01:39:53,112 --> 01:39:54,697
Sleep on it.
1428
01:39:55,781 --> 01:39:57,617
Your time starts now.
1429
01:40:00,745 --> 01:40:01,662
What do I do, Bapu?
1430
01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:07,084
Do as I say,
and Lucky will be powerless!
1431
01:40:08,127 --> 01:40:10,004
Tell me quickly, Bapu!
1432
01:40:10,379 --> 01:40:14,383
Tell Jhanvi the truth
before Lucky does.
1433
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:15,676
What?
1434
01:40:16,093 --> 01:40:19,013
Whoever bowls,
the wicket that tumbles will be mine.
1435
01:40:19,722 --> 01:40:21,015
She will leave me.
1436
01:40:21,265 --> 01:40:26,020
Be fearless.
Continue your peaceful protest.
1437
01:40:26,771 --> 01:40:29,023
She is bound to come back to you!
1438
01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:32,443
How will I tell her, Bapu?
I'm going to need lots of courage.
1439
01:40:34,195 --> 01:40:39,617
When I was 15,
I stole some gold from my brother.
1440
01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:42,286
You stole?
1441
01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:44,997
No way. What happened then?
1442
01:40:45,248 --> 01:40:47,667
It started bothering me.
I couldn't sleep.
1443
01:40:48,751 --> 01:40:53,172
I decided to confess to my father.
1444
01:40:54,924 --> 01:40:59,387
But I couldn't find the courage.
So I wrote him a letter instead.
1445
01:41:00,304 --> 01:41:02,598
I begged for forgiveness.
1446
01:41:03,182 --> 01:41:08,062
And swore to always be honest.
1447
01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:11,440
Did your dad spank you silly?
1448
01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:17,989
No. But he wept. Then he tore
the letter and went to sleep.
1449
01:41:18,698 --> 01:41:19,657
He went to sleep?
1450
01:41:20,116 --> 01:41:24,078
I wept by his bedside all night...
1451
01:41:25,079 --> 01:41:27,373
that night will always stay with me!
1452
01:41:28,249 --> 01:41:30,376
Your father forgave you,
didn't he, Bapu?
1453
01:41:33,796 --> 01:41:36,007
It took a while but he did.
1454
01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:39,427
It's settled then!
1455
01:41:39,802 --> 01:41:41,512
I will write her a letter too.
1456
01:41:41,804 --> 01:41:43,681
I'll give it to her tomorrow at 6 a.m.
1457
01:41:44,223 --> 01:41:45,516
Why not now?
1458
01:41:52,189 --> 01:41:54,984
Let me be with her tonight, Bapu.
1459
01:41:56,485 --> 01:41:58,112
Tomorrow, I know she'll leave me.
1460
01:41:58,571 --> 01:42:03,326
I want to cherish this last night
with her, until she returns!
1461
01:42:04,410 --> 01:42:05,369
Please, Bapu.
1462
01:42:06,370 --> 01:42:08,623
Alright! Tomorrow 6 a.m.
1463
01:42:09,040 --> 01:42:09,957
Promise!
1464
01:42:25,973 --> 01:42:27,642
What are you writing?
1465
01:42:28,225 --> 01:42:30,186
A letter.
- To whom?
1466
01:42:33,773 --> 01:42:35,691
I'll stand in your place.
Go, get some sleep.
1467
01:42:37,568 --> 01:42:40,196
No. I won't get sleep tonight.
1468
01:42:40,571 --> 01:42:44,742
Grandpa says,
'When you're sad, close your eyes... '
1469
01:42:45,034 --> 01:42:47,828
flash back into
your life's happy scenes... '
1470
01:42:48,162 --> 01:42:50,998
and your smile will return.'
Go on. Close your eyes.
1471
01:42:53,834 --> 01:42:55,127
What do you see?
1472
01:42:55,544 --> 01:42:57,171
Radio.
- Radio?
1473
01:42:57,880 --> 01:43:00,341
When I hear
'Good Morning Mumbai' on the radio...
1474
01:43:00,925 --> 01:43:04,387
Sir-Kit says I get a smile on my mug!
1475
01:43:07,765 --> 01:43:10,351
Say it for me once, please?
- Here? No...
1476
01:43:11,352 --> 01:43:14,063
Please...
- Not here, Murli! No way!
1477
01:43:23,072 --> 01:43:27,326
Good Morning, Mumbai.
1478
01:43:28,202 --> 01:43:29,870
...And welcome to our late night show.
1479
01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:34,208
The night is silent,
the stars are somber...
1480
01:43:34,792 --> 01:43:40,214
...as they know
something's eating Prof. Sharma.
1481
01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:43,676
Breaking News!
His pocket hides a love letter!
1482
01:43:44,218 --> 01:43:45,344
Let me take a guess...
1483
01:43:45,761 --> 01:43:49,098
...as to who it's for?
1484
01:43:49,807 --> 01:43:51,100
Possibly me?
1485
01:43:51,892 --> 01:43:56,897
Perhaps he wishes to say something,
But doesn't know how.
1486
01:43:58,816 --> 01:44:00,901
I know what he wants to say...
1487
01:44:01,861 --> 01:44:04,029
You don't!
- Then tell me!
1488
01:44:04,447 --> 01:44:06,866
I will, tomorrow at 6 a.m.
1489
01:44:11,787 --> 01:44:13,622
"I know what you'll say."
1490
01:44:14,498 --> 01:44:16,959
"But I want to know how you'll say it."
1491
01:44:18,419 --> 01:44:20,212
"Say it in such a way..."
1492
01:44:20,713 --> 01:44:22,757
"that I remember
this moment forever."
1493
01:44:23,758 --> 01:44:25,634
I'll eagerly wait for 6 a.m.
1494
01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:34,643
"This waiting is so hard...
moments endlessly last."
1495
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:38,022
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1496
01:44:38,439 --> 01:44:41,692
"This waiting is so hard...
moments endlessly last."
1497
01:44:42,067 --> 01:44:45,029
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1498
01:44:45,446 --> 01:44:48,699
"Be still...
my aching heart."
1499
01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:51,952
"Fret not!
This too shall pass!"
1500
01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:55,664
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1501
01:44:55,998 --> 01:44:59,001
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1502
01:44:59,418 --> 01:45:02,379
"This waiting is so hard...
moments endlessly last."
1503
01:45:02,922 --> 01:45:05,883
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1504
01:45:14,725 --> 01:45:17,353
"My sweetheart..."
1505
01:45:18,395 --> 01:45:20,648
"I fear..."
1506
01:45:21,732 --> 01:45:24,068
"...this long, dreary Night."
1507
01:45:24,443 --> 01:45:27,655
"0' Dawn, won't you end my plight!"
1508
01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:31,659
"This wait is a crime..."
1509
01:45:32,159 --> 01:45:34,912
"...feels like a lifetime!"
1510
01:45:35,496 --> 01:45:38,040
"0' this long, dreary Night..."
1511
01:45:38,415 --> 01:45:41,919
"...Dawn... end my plight!"
1512
01:45:42,920 --> 01:45:46,215
"With you by my side,
your arms around me..."
1513
01:45:46,715 --> 01:45:49,802
know, my love...
That I'm Home!"
1514
01:45:50,261 --> 01:45:53,055
"With you by my side,
your arms around me..."
1515
01:45:53,764 --> 01:45:56,976
know, my love...
That I'm Home!"
1516
01:45:57,393 --> 01:46:00,354
"With you by my side,
I have an ally."
1517
01:46:00,938 --> 01:46:04,066
"And I know, my dear,
you're my sheltering sky!"
1518
01:46:04,525 --> 01:46:07,361
"I wish, I hope,
that I could spend..."
1519
01:46:07,945 --> 01:46:10,906
"...my every breath,
with you, my friend!"
1520
01:46:11,282 --> 01:46:14,201
"This waiting is so hard...
moments endlessly last."
1521
01:46:14,702 --> 01:46:17,788
"Why can't this ache end...
moments endlessly last."
1522
01:46:35,848 --> 01:46:40,644
How will this
little letter enclose...
1523
01:46:46,483 --> 01:46:52,072
what your whole heart
aches to disclose.
1524
01:47:24,229 --> 01:47:25,814
Oye, rocking!
1525
01:47:28,734 --> 01:47:30,402
Security. Send Munna up!
1526
01:47:33,822 --> 01:47:36,033
Oh ho, well played Munna.
1527
01:47:36,367 --> 01:47:38,369
In one ball, all oldies out.
1528
01:47:38,869 --> 01:47:42,206
The apartment, car, driver...
consider your life is set!
1529
01:47:42,706 --> 01:47:46,126
Why don't you also get married,
these flowers won't get wasted!
1530
01:47:47,711 --> 01:47:51,131
You got it wrong, Lucky.
I've told Jhanvi the truth.
1531
01:47:51,757 --> 01:47:54,760
My conscience is clean.
I'm not afraid of you anymore.
1532
01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,346
You're a strange character.
1533
01:47:57,888 --> 01:48:01,183
I was winding up to pitch, and you
struck yourself out!
1534
01:48:01,725 --> 01:48:03,310
The game is not over, Lucky!
1535
01:48:03,811 --> 01:48:07,356
I'll protest peacefully
till you return the house.
1536
01:48:07,898 --> 01:48:10,734
All alone?
Your team vanished, buddy.
1537
01:48:11,819 --> 01:48:15,781
I still have one mighty player.
Your best move can't get him out!
1538
01:48:16,365 --> 01:48:18,033
Who?
' Bapu.
1539
01:48:18,701 --> 01:48:21,161
Who's that?
- The Father of the nation.
1540
01:48:21,662 --> 01:48:22,997
Mahatma Gandhi.
1541
01:48:24,415 --> 01:48:28,127
Why are you obsessed with Bapu?
His ways don't work today...
1542
01:48:28,669 --> 01:48:33,799
...Just as they didn't then.
3 bullets got him. Remember?
1543
01:48:34,216 --> 01:48:35,300
But who really won?
1544
01:48:35,718 --> 01:48:39,013
The one who fired the bullet,
or the one who took it in the chest?
1545
01:48:39,430 --> 01:48:44,268
Correct!
In whose honor do we have the dry day?
1546
01:48:45,352 --> 01:48:47,813
Correct!
Whose statue is in the park?
1547
01:48:48,188 --> 01:48:50,232
Correct!
Whose face is on currency notes?
1548
01:48:50,733 --> 01:48:52,359
Who the hell are you talking to?
1549
01:48:52,901 --> 01:48:58,657
Lucky, I'm going to share
a secret with you.
1550
01:48:59,742 --> 01:49:01,660
I see Mahatma Gandhi.
1551
01:49:02,411 --> 01:49:05,956
You mean his...?
- He's right next to you...
1552
01:49:06,373 --> 01:49:08,083
Looking at you so lovingly!
1553
01:49:08,417 --> 01:49:10,377
Who...?
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
1554
01:49:10,878 --> 01:49:12,171
Heard that?
- No...
1555
01:49:12,671 --> 01:49:15,340
Bapu, once more.
- Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
1556
01:49:15,883 --> 01:49:16,925
Heard it now?
1557
01:49:17,843 --> 01:49:22,598
Dude, Bapu won't leave till you change!
1558
01:49:23,307 --> 01:49:26,143
Munna, you're in trauma.
1559
01:49:26,685 --> 01:49:28,228
Go home. Rest.
1560
01:49:28,687 --> 01:49:31,148
Lucky, return the house.
1561
01:49:31,523 --> 01:49:33,108
Why mess with Bapu?
1562
01:49:33,859 --> 01:49:34,943
Get out!
1563
01:49:35,527 --> 01:49:38,030
Tell Bapu, I don't give
a sparrow's fart. That house is Mine!
1564
01:49:40,407 --> 01:49:43,327
You know,
But no. Watch my Gandhi-ing now.
1565
01:49:47,414 --> 01:49:51,043
No slaps, no guns,
but I'll get back the house.
1566
01:49:51,710 --> 01:49:55,089
In fact, you will hand me
the key. With a smile.
1567
01:49:55,923 --> 01:49:58,634
Make room.
More flowers will follow.
1568
01:50:01,178 --> 01:50:02,137
Get out!
1569
01:50:02,846 --> 01:50:05,140
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi indeed...!
1570
01:50:19,947 --> 01:50:23,242
Good Morning, Mumbai.
1571
01:50:24,576 --> 01:50:26,245
Our friend's in a coma.
1572
01:50:26,745 --> 01:50:28,330
He can't tell right from wrong.
1573
01:50:28,747 --> 01:50:31,083
Look Jhanvi, the show must go on.
1574
01:50:31,416 --> 01:50:34,253
It's a big hit.
- Unbelievable!
1575
01:50:37,506 --> 01:50:39,091
Hello. What's the problem?
1576
01:50:39,758 --> 01:50:42,886
My Dad has chosen a groom for me
from the matrimonials.
1577
01:50:43,428 --> 01:50:45,889
He says I'm to meet him
once and decide.
1578
01:50:46,431 --> 01:50:51,103
He'll be on his best behavior!
1579
01:50:52,938 --> 01:50:59,027
To judge someone, observe how he
treats the less fortunate.
1580
01:51:01,488 --> 01:51:03,740
Where are you calling from?
- A restaurant.
1581
01:51:04,491 --> 01:51:05,742
He's on his way!
1582
01:51:06,118 --> 01:51:09,955
Simple! If he says, 'chu... chu...'
when calling the steward
1583
01:51:10,372 --> 01:51:11,623
...run!
1584
01:51:21,925 --> 01:51:25,137
You must be Priya... I'm Rahul.
- Yeah. Hi.
1585
01:51:25,470 --> 01:51:27,681
Pleasure to meet you.
What can I get for you?
1586
01:51:28,765 --> 01:51:30,184
Tea.
- Sure!
1587
01:51:36,815 --> 01:51:37,733
"Chu chu..."
1588
01:51:40,444 --> 01:51:42,696
Yes, sir?
- One cappuccino for me...
1589
01:51:43,030 --> 01:51:47,284
and a tea for the lady...
where'd she go?
1590
01:51:48,785 --> 01:51:49,661
Thanks a lot, Murli.
1591
01:51:49,912 --> 01:51:52,873
If I had to live with
Mr. 'Chu Chu', I'd die.
1592
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:56,084
"People of Mumbai..."
1593
01:51:56,418 --> 01:52:01,381
...if you spot Lucky Singh, give him
and tell him to be kind, not cruel.
1594
01:52:01,757 --> 01:52:03,842
Get well soon, dude!!
1595
01:52:08,222 --> 01:52:09,097
Hey! Here!
1596
01:52:13,936 --> 01:52:16,939
Don't want any.
- It's a free gift for you, 'Uncle'
1597
01:52:17,439 --> 01:52:20,275
Get well soon, Lucky.
- Buzz off, you flea!
1598
01:52:48,178 --> 01:52:52,349
The guy who lives upstairs
loves chewing tobacco...
1599
01:52:52,891 --> 01:52:58,355
...but more than that, he loves
spitting it in front of my door!
1600
01:52:59,439 --> 01:53:01,108
I feel like strangling him!
1601
01:53:03,402 --> 01:53:05,112
Aha!! Do the opposite!
1602
01:53:05,988 --> 01:53:07,698
Every time he spits...
1603
01:53:09,825 --> 01:53:12,077
...give him a smile!
1604
01:53:15,497 --> 01:53:17,249
Let that Picasso see you
leaning his graffiti!
1605
01:53:17,708 --> 01:53:21,044
"No gun, no sword, not even a knife..."
1606
01:53:21,461 --> 01:53:25,632
"our mighty weapon is smile,
not strife."
1607
01:53:29,428 --> 01:53:32,973
"He taught us love,
lived for the nation's dignity..."
1608
01:53:33,390 --> 01:53:37,227
"he taught all humans
the essence of humanity."
1609
01:53:41,690 --> 01:53:45,027
For 3 days, I've cleaned his mess.
I know he won't change.
1610
01:53:45,319 --> 01:53:49,364
Bapu says, 'Don't lose faith'.
One day, his own shame will stop him.
1611
01:54:01,752 --> 01:54:02,669
Sorry...!
1612
01:54:07,549 --> 01:54:10,177
Three cheers for Gandhi-ing!
1613
01:54:48,715 --> 01:54:51,301
Flowers? I know what you're up to!
1614
01:54:51,718 --> 01:54:53,595
Stop mocking me! I know everything!
1615
01:54:54,096 --> 01:54:56,598
You need to 'Get well soon'!
1616
01:55:03,563 --> 01:55:05,107
I'm a retired teacher, son.
1617
01:55:05,607 --> 01:55:08,276
I've taught my students never to bribe.
1618
01:55:08,777 --> 01:55:11,863
But now, I'm being forced to bribe
to get my own pension!
1619
01:55:12,239 --> 01:55:14,157
The pension officer has withheld it
For 2 years.
1620
01:55:14,699 --> 01:55:18,078
I'm in serious trouble, son.
1621
01:55:18,662 --> 01:55:21,665
That pension is your right, sir!
We'll get it out of him!
1622
01:55:23,166 --> 01:55:25,168
What should I do, son?
1623
01:55:25,710 --> 01:55:29,756
Shame him. Show the world
how corrupt he is.
1624
01:55:30,173 --> 01:55:31,758
I have an idea.
1625
01:55:39,224 --> 01:55:40,183
Greetings...
1626
01:55:42,602 --> 01:55:44,062
Here, Rs.1,200.
1627
01:55:46,231 --> 01:55:48,567
Rs.1,200 won't get you
anywhere Mister.
1628
01:55:48,900 --> 01:55:51,153
Be patient, son. I have more!
1629
01:55:52,696 --> 01:55:55,157
My glasses are worth Rs.500.
1630
01:55:57,659 --> 01:55:59,453
Hearing aid, Rs.500.
1631
01:56:00,704 --> 01:56:03,123
My Watch, Rs.800.
1632
01:56:04,332 --> 01:56:06,877
My diabetes pills, Rs.18.
1633
01:56:07,294 --> 01:56:10,589
Hey, hey, what's going on?
- Just a minute.
1634
01:56:14,176 --> 01:56:15,886
What on earth are you doing?
1635
01:56:18,305 --> 01:56:19,931
Shirt! Rs.200.
1636
01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:23,018
Please stop!
- Just a minute...
1637
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:28,440
Your vest?!
- That's Rs.25.
1638
01:56:31,193 --> 01:56:32,944
My belt's Rs.100.
1639
01:56:33,528 --> 01:56:35,864
Shoes, Rs.300.
1640
01:56:37,199 --> 01:56:41,953
Please stop, Sir.
It's enough. I beg you.
1641
01:56:42,537 --> 01:56:45,624
I'll approve your pension.
Just stop.
1642
01:56:45,916 --> 01:56:47,501
My trousers, Rs.300.
1643
01:56:47,876 --> 01:56:49,127
I will sign.
1644
01:56:52,214 --> 01:56:54,132
Hey! Bring this man his pension.
Hurry.
1645
01:56:55,967 --> 01:56:58,887
Three cheers for Gandhi-ing!
1646
01:57:02,224 --> 01:57:05,894
"No need for bloodshed,
no need for rage..."
1647
01:57:06,269 --> 01:57:09,814
"the goodness of Gandhi
will win any war you wage."
1648
01:57:10,190 --> 01:57:11,983
"We salute you, O Motherland..."
1649
01:57:12,526 --> 01:57:13,902
"for giving us this fearless man."
1650
01:57:17,822 --> 01:57:19,616
Heard his show?
1651
01:57:20,534 --> 01:57:22,077
Don't worry.
Just switch off the radio.
1652
01:57:22,619 --> 01:57:25,664
Switching off the radio
won't switch off his voice.
1653
01:57:26,289 --> 01:57:28,416
"The city is mesmerized."
1654
01:57:29,209 --> 01:57:31,127
My driver spat on the street...
1655
01:57:31,628 --> 01:57:35,131
...and 4 boys cleaned it cheerfully!
1656
01:57:35,674 --> 01:57:37,759
He's mentally unstable.
He's crazy.
1657
01:57:38,093 --> 01:57:40,011
"You told me he was a goon."
- Yes!
1658
01:57:40,512 --> 01:57:42,889
Is he a goon or is he nuts?
- He's a nutty goon.
1659
01:57:43,223 --> 01:57:45,475
"Well, I don't think he's either."
1660
01:57:46,226 --> 01:57:48,144
The whole city is supporting him.
1661
01:57:48,603 --> 01:57:51,064
And by tomorrow, he'll be out
of this city.
1662
01:57:51,565 --> 01:57:53,525
You've said that before too.
1663
01:57:54,734 --> 01:57:59,114
Give me 24 hours.
I'll prove he's insane.
1664
01:58:01,575 --> 01:58:03,159
Cuckoo“.
- Yes,SN.
1665
01:58:03,618 --> 01:58:05,870
Call a press conference.
- Press conference?
1666
01:58:06,246 --> 01:58:07,789
Invite Munna.
1667
01:58:08,540 --> 01:58:12,043
Tell him I am returning the house.
1668
01:58:15,589 --> 01:58:16,506
F fiends...
1669
01:58:17,173 --> 01:58:18,883
...I have the legal papers...
1670
01:58:20,176 --> 01:58:22,095
...and also the possession of
the house.
1671
01:58:22,554 --> 01:58:25,015
So legally the house is mine.
1672
01:58:28,518 --> 01:58:34,441
But when I heard Mahatma Gandhi
was interested in this house...
1673
01:58:35,191 --> 01:58:37,152
I said, 'Here. Take the key'.
1674
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:41,072
Could I ever refuse such a great man?
1675
01:58:42,532 --> 01:58:45,452
Munna, tell them that
you can see Mahatma Gandhi.
1676
01:58:46,828 --> 01:58:48,580
It's true. I'm not lying...
1677
01:58:49,664 --> 01:58:51,833
they are close friends.
Murli, take over.
1678
01:58:53,293 --> 01:58:55,128
Hey, you just blurted out my secretl!
1679
01:58:57,213 --> 01:58:59,466
Friends, it's true.
1680
01:59:00,550 --> 01:59:02,636
I can see Mahatma Gandhi.
1681
01:59:03,762 --> 01:59:05,472
He's taught me a lot.
1682
01:59:05,722 --> 01:59:09,601
I was going to tan Lucky's hide!
Bapu stopped me.
1683
01:59:10,018 --> 01:59:13,063
He said 'Change him with kindness.'
1684
01:59:13,647 --> 01:59:16,566
And look, he's a changed man today!
1685
01:59:18,318 --> 01:59:22,739
Is this a joke?
- Would I joke with Bapu around?
1686
01:59:23,198 --> 01:59:25,075
You mean he's here?
1687
01:59:26,201 --> 01:59:28,453
Right behind me, in full support!
1688
01:59:36,252 --> 01:59:39,422
Silence... silence. Please sit down.
1689
01:59:41,174 --> 01:59:44,594
Give me 2 minutes,
I'll get the facts out.
1690
01:59:46,221 --> 01:59:50,600
Mr. Murli, I have 5 questions
for Mr. Gandhi.
1691
01:59:51,142 --> 01:59:54,020
He must know the answers.
1692
01:59:54,604 --> 01:59:56,773
If you can really see him,
give us his answers.
1693
01:59:57,190 --> 02:00:00,777
If the answers are correct, then we
will have no option but to believe you.
1694
02:00:01,236 --> 02:00:02,821
Go ahead then.
1695
02:00:03,238 --> 02:00:06,491
Question 1; Bapu, your first name?
1696
02:00:07,367 --> 02:00:10,453
Mohandas.
- Mohandas.
1697
02:00:10,745 --> 02:00:12,455
Your father's name?
1698
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:16,042
Karamchand.
- Karamchand.
1699
02:00:16,584 --> 02:00:18,461
Your mother's name?
1700
02:00:21,339 --> 02:00:23,258
"Hey, Bapu doesn't know
his mother's name!"
1701
02:00:23,925 --> 02:00:25,176
Tell them, Bapu.
1702
02:00:26,803 --> 02:00:29,139
Who conferred the title
'Mahatma' on you?
1703
02:00:33,560 --> 02:00:37,147
What was the name of your ashram
in South Africa?
1704
02:00:44,112 --> 02:00:46,740
Bapu, tell them. Save my reputation.
1705
02:00:48,616 --> 02:00:50,744
I still have 55 seconds left.
1706
02:00:54,247 --> 02:00:55,165
YOu?
1707
02:00:58,293 --> 02:01:01,171
Mr. Murli Prasad Sharma is very unwell.
1708
02:01:01,880 --> 02:01:06,760
There's a chemical imbalance in his
brain. So, he thinks he sees Gandhi.
1709
02:01:07,177 --> 02:01:10,847
I've seen many a case, where
the patients complain they often see...
1710
02:01:11,222 --> 02:01:14,684
...their dead parents, wife, or
their children.
1711
02:01:15,310 --> 02:01:22,484
If Mr. Gandhi was really here, he
would surely reveal his mother's name.
1712
02:01:23,276 --> 02:01:28,490
You have read a lot about him,
but not everything.
1713
02:01:29,240 --> 02:01:34,078
He can only answer those questions
to which you know the answers!
1714
02:01:34,621 --> 02:01:37,081
What you don't know, your
Gandhi illusion' also will not know.
1715
02:01:38,166 --> 02:01:40,752
Now will you please come here.
- Go, Munna!
1716
02:01:44,214 --> 02:01:46,508
These are the answers to the questions.
1717
02:01:48,218 --> 02:01:51,638
Read them and ask Bapu again.
1718
02:01:52,263 --> 02:01:55,892
And I'm sure he'll answer this time.
1719
02:01:56,601 --> 02:01:58,520
- "Putlibai."
1720
02:02:03,316 --> 02:02:05,276
Your mother's name?
- Putlibai.
1721
02:02:12,033 --> 02:02:13,618
- "Rabindranath Tagore."
1722
02:02:14,202 --> 02:02:16,621
Who conferred the title 'Mahatma'...
- Rabindranath Tagore.
1723
02:02:23,336 --> 02:02:24,754
- "Tolstoy Farm."
1724
02:02:25,255 --> 02:02:27,715
Your 'ashram' in South Africa was called...?
- Tolstoy Farm.
1725
02:02:45,358 --> 02:02:46,985
Get well soon, Munna!
1726
02:02:55,743 --> 02:02:56,619
Circuit...
1727
02:02:59,581 --> 02:03:02,083
Circuit, you see Bapu, don't you?
1728
02:03:03,251 --> 02:03:04,168
Yeah... Bro.
1729
02:03:05,378 --> 02:03:06,880
Do you see him now?
1730
02:03:10,133 --> 02:03:11,843
Eh... do you?
1731
02:03:15,513 --> 02:03:16,848
See, there he is.
1732
02:03:19,267 --> 02:03:20,768
Hello, Bapu! How are you?
1733
02:03:21,060 --> 02:03:25,064
You lied to me. Why?
Why'd you lie to me?
1734
02:03:25,607 --> 02:03:27,692
What could I have said, Bro?
- That I'm crazy.
1735
02:03:29,360 --> 02:03:32,488
The doc's right about the chemical
Cock-up in my head!
1736
02:03:32,864 --> 02:03:34,616
Don't say that, Bro.
- I'm an idiot...
1737
02:03:34,949 --> 02:03:38,453
I relied on Bapu to fight my battles.
Circuit, I've gone mad.
1738
02:03:39,746 --> 02:03:41,956
There's no Bapu.
1739
02:03:43,124 --> 02:03:44,792
My brain is messed up.
1740
02:03:45,293 --> 02:03:47,879
I'm mad! Mad!
- No, Bro, no!
1741
02:03:49,339 --> 02:03:51,257
You'll be fine, Bro!
Let's go home!
1742
02:03:51,674 --> 02:03:55,136
I'm not living here anymore. I want
to go back to the village, Circuit.
1743
02:04:08,775 --> 02:04:11,736
Oye, congratulations!
- Congratulations to you too.
1744
02:04:25,500 --> 02:04:29,128
Hey, what are you going to do
in the village?
1745
02:04:30,171 --> 02:04:32,048
You can't even plough!
1746
02:04:33,549 --> 02:04:37,178
Bro, if I work the plough,
those bulls will be jobless!
1747
02:04:42,558 --> 02:04:44,936
Hey, we could become...
1748
02:04:45,311 --> 02:04:49,065
History Professors in the village!
1749
02:04:49,649 --> 02:04:53,569
We know nothing about history.
1750
02:04:54,404 --> 02:04:56,364
So what? Neither do those villagers!
1751
02:05:03,579 --> 02:05:05,164
Hey Circuit!
- Yeah, Bro.
1752
02:05:06,374 --> 02:05:08,251
I'm missing Jhanvi a lot.
1753
02:05:08,793 --> 02:05:10,628
Want to turn back, Bro?
- Yeah, turn back.
1754
02:05:16,551 --> 02:05:18,261
Listen.
1755
02:05:18,970 --> 02:05:22,348
...Simran isn't in her room.
- Where is she?
1756
02:05:31,024 --> 02:05:33,067
Let's go.
- Where to?
1757
02:05:33,651 --> 02:05:34,444
Anywhere.
1758
02:05:34,694 --> 02:05:35,611
Move.
1759
02:05:44,912 --> 02:05:46,539
Don't you love the guy?
1760
02:05:52,545 --> 02:05:54,547
Hey! Stop it!
Should I call your mom?
1761
02:05:56,007 --> 02:05:57,884
Want to marry someone else?
1762
02:05:58,968 --> 02:06:01,554
"Stop the car. I said, stop."
1763
02:06:02,055 --> 02:06:04,891
Telling Simran was a mistake...
1764
02:06:05,183 --> 02:06:08,478
Congratulations!
- Have a peg and come!
1765
02:06:09,687 --> 02:06:11,147
What did you tell her?
- I said...
1766
02:06:11,439 --> 02:06:12,398
What?
1767
02:06:12,940 --> 02:06:17,487
If your in-laws ask your birth time,
just make AM to PM.
1768
02:06:19,655 --> 02:06:21,365
You told her everything?
1769
02:06:22,408 --> 02:06:25,453
Go ahead and kill yourself!
That was your plan, right?
1770
02:06:27,080 --> 02:06:31,250
Your mother will weep for months.
I'm sure she chose dress!
1771
02:06:31,584 --> 02:06:36,255
Yes, she did!
But Dad's ruined everything.
1772
02:06:36,672 --> 02:06:39,050
What's wrong? Tell me.
1773
02:06:40,927 --> 02:06:42,303
What can you do?
1774
02:06:43,638 --> 02:06:46,432
I have a friend.
He can help for sure.
1775
02:06:47,934 --> 02:06:48,893
JhanvLH
1776
02:06:52,939 --> 02:06:54,524
Just talk to him.
1777
02:06:55,983 --> 02:07:01,030
What's the hurry to die? There's a train
every 2 minutes. You can die whenever!
1778
02:07:01,447 --> 02:07:05,243
Look, let me speak to Jhanvi.
Just once.
1779
02:07:05,952 --> 02:07:08,538
Then it's 'Goodbye, Mumbai! '
- She's gone for the day.
1780
02:07:09,038 --> 02:07:11,415
Call her from your phone.
1781
02:07:11,958 --> 02:07:13,835
She won't speak with you.
1782
02:07:15,086 --> 02:07:18,131
Then I'll talk to her on the radio.
Move aside.
1783
02:07:18,673 --> 02:07:21,968
Murli, wait!
- Hey, Radiohead! Move!
1784
02:07:23,302 --> 02:07:26,472
Hey 'Uncle'. Wait out.
I need to talk to Jhanvi.
1785
02:07:27,682 --> 02:07:31,477
Hey, Hair Salon... Move.
1786
02:07:32,061 --> 02:07:34,021
Doom graciousness today.
1787
02:07:34,605 --> 02:07:37,150
You move and I make a hole
in your head.
1788
02:07:38,109 --> 02:07:39,902
Hey, guard... stay there!
1789
02:07:40,528 --> 02:07:43,906
Good Morning Mumbai!
1790
02:07:44,949 --> 02:07:49,954
Friends, this is my last show.
But it's only for Jhanvi.
1791
02:07:50,621 --> 02:07:56,252
Everyone, switch off your radio.
I need to talk to Jhanvi in private.
1792
02:07:56,752 --> 02:07:57,545
Private?
1793
02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:01,048
Jhanvi, I'm retiring.
Going back to my village.
1794
02:08:01,924 --> 02:08:04,510
I Wanted to meet you once
before I left.
1795
02:08:06,679 --> 02:08:08,514
Hello Jhanvi...?
- "Hello, Murli?"
1796
02:08:08,973 --> 02:08:10,349
Who the hell is this?
- "Victor."
1797
02:08:10,600 --> 02:08:15,396
Hey Victor. My friend.
Call me back in 2 minutes.
1798
02:08:15,938 --> 02:08:18,399
Jhanvi and I are having
a private chat.
1799
02:08:18,941 --> 02:08:22,570
"Murli, it's an emergency."
- What? Have you blown more money?
1800
02:08:23,613 --> 02:08:25,573
Sir, turn on the radio.
Simran's on-air.
1801
02:08:27,658 --> 02:08:34,040
I can't base my marriage on a lie,
on a false horoscope!
1802
02:08:34,540 --> 02:08:36,959
If I bring bad luck to my husband,
if he dies...
1803
02:08:38,085 --> 02:08:39,837
I won't be able to forgive myself.
1804
02:08:40,171 --> 02:08:42,965
The city is riddled with women
with 'cursed stars'...
1805
02:08:43,591 --> 02:08:47,511
whose husbands are old,
senile farts - still alive!
1806
02:08:48,221 --> 02:08:51,057
Don't believe in superstitious bull!
1807
02:08:51,474 --> 02:08:54,560
For some it's not 'bull'...
1808
02:08:55,770 --> 02:08:58,105
...Dad should've respected that!
1809
02:08:59,106 --> 02:09:00,524
I hate my father.
1810
02:09:01,025 --> 02:09:05,571
Hey, don't say that!
He's your Dad!
1811
02:09:06,197 --> 02:09:09,200
If I told you his name,
you'd agree with me!
1812
02:09:09,617 --> 02:09:15,414
Hey... don't mess with your dad's rep
in public!! I know who he is!
1813
02:09:16,958 --> 02:09:21,629
Poor guy! He's sick... help him.
Don't abandon him.
1814
02:09:22,129 --> 02:09:24,548
He did all this just for you.
1815
02:09:25,174 --> 02:09:26,842
He was my hero.
1816
02:09:27,635 --> 02:09:30,846
I never thought he'd lie to me.
1817
02:09:32,139 --> 02:09:34,183
My father is a cheat.
1818
02:09:34,684 --> 02:09:36,310
I'll never go back.
1819
02:09:36,644 --> 02:09:42,191
Zip it!! When you lied as a kid,
did your father abandon you?
1820
02:09:44,610 --> 02:09:45,528
He didn't, right?
1821
02:09:46,070 --> 02:09:52,868
He'd reason with you, scold you,
but he never left your side!
1822
02:09:54,078 --> 02:09:58,249
Go back.
- There'll be trouble if I do.
1823
02:09:58,624 --> 02:10:00,918
There'll be double trouble,
if you don't.
1824
02:10:01,919 --> 02:10:03,879
Your dad will have to face it alone.
1825
02:10:07,008 --> 02:10:09,885
It's terrible when your own people
abandon you in crisis.
1826
02:10:10,636 --> 02:10:12,471
I know that pain too well.
1827
02:10:13,556 --> 02:10:15,850
But I cannot lie to my in-laws.
1828
02:10:16,350 --> 02:10:19,478
Go back. Tell them the truth.
1829
02:10:20,062 --> 02:10:21,981
Let them decide
how they want to react.
1830
02:10:22,523 --> 02:10:24,275
They will never agree to this match!
1831
02:10:25,359 --> 02:10:30,906
Does your fianc\xE9e love you
as much as you love him?
1832
02:10:33,492 --> 02:10:34,368
I think so.
1833
02:10:34,660 --> 02:10:38,664
Then I guarantee
this wedding will happen today.
1834
02:10:39,457 --> 02:10:42,293
Victor, take her back.
1835
02:11:16,410 --> 02:11:21,248
Uncle, there's something I have to say.
- What's wrong, child?
1836
02:11:28,047 --> 02:11:31,425
My stars are cursed.
1837
02:11:39,475 --> 02:11:41,352
But your horoscope?
- It was forged.
1838
02:11:48,067 --> 02:11:49,819
Why are you telling me now?
1839
02:11:50,528 --> 02:11:52,738
I can't start a relationship
with a lie.
1840
02:11:53,197 --> 02:12:01,288
You hope to get married
by speaking the truth now?
1841
02:12:02,373 --> 02:12:04,291
I love him, Sir!
- Get out.
1842
02:12:05,376 --> 02:12:07,294
Get out before I slap you.
1843
02:12:14,301 --> 02:12:15,261
Let's go, Sir.
1844
02:12:16,345 --> 02:12:18,848
What's the matter, Victor?
- The wedding is off, Murli.
1845
02:12:19,348 --> 02:12:21,267
What do you mean 'off'?
1846
02:12:22,435 --> 02:12:26,272
"Don't go away Jhanvi. I'll be back.
Till then, listen to a song."
1847
02:12:33,404 --> 02:12:34,321
Hey,dudeH
1848
02:12:35,698 --> 02:12:39,702
You're making a big mistake. You'll
never find such an incredible girl.
1849
02:12:41,912 --> 02:12:45,249
Not many girls have the courage
to say the truth in public.
1850
02:12:47,376 --> 02:12:50,463
She was born at 11;55 AM.
Is that her fault?
1851
02:12:50,921 --> 02:12:53,841
Why be influenced by silly stars?
1852
02:12:54,341 --> 02:12:58,762
We cannot ignore the horoscope and
risk our boy dying.
1853
02:13:00,389 --> 02:13:04,477
Who are you, chief?
- I'm the astrologer... Batuk Maharaj.
1854
02:13:04,852 --> 02:13:08,856
Hey Bro, the oldies lost their home
because of his numerology nonsense.
1855
02:13:09,398 --> 02:13:13,402
So now you've spun a new yarn.
The girl's bad luck will kill the groom!
1856
02:13:13,986 --> 02:13:16,739
How do you know that?
- I've read both their horoscopes.
1857
02:13:17,072 --> 02:13:19,575
Look, chief, you're predictions
can go wrong, too?
1858
02:13:19,950 --> 02:13:22,870
It hasn't happened yet.
- Bro, this guy is God.
1859
02:13:24,079 --> 02:13:25,998
You know what, you select
the Indian cricket team.
1860
02:13:26,457 --> 02:13:28,834
Pick guys with 100 runs
in their horoscope.
1861
02:13:29,335 --> 02:13:34,340
India will never lose. 1100 - not out.
- You are mocking this ancient wisdom!
1862
02:13:35,466 --> 02:13:39,678
And where was it during the Tsunami,
Earthquakes...
1863
02:13:40,054 --> 02:13:41,388
floods?
1864
02:13:41,722 --> 02:13:46,477
I write horoscopes,
not weather reports!
1865
02:13:46,894 --> 02:13:50,856
You don't even know your own future.
How can you predict someone else's?
1866
02:13:51,440 --> 02:13:53,817
Who says I don't know my own future?
1867
02:13:54,360 --> 02:13:57,863
Then tell us what's going to happen
to you in the next 2 minutes!
1868
02:13:58,364 --> 02:14:00,449
What's going to happen?
- How would I know?
1869
02:14:00,824 --> 02:14:01,909
You're the astrologer here.
1870
02:14:02,326 --> 02:14:04,995
Tell me, dude.
ls there some danger coming your way?
1871
02:14:07,373 --> 02:14:08,791
Danger? What danger?
1872
02:14:09,166 --> 02:14:10,793
Circuit, pull out your gun.
1873
02:14:11,418 --> 02:14:12,545
Look,dangeH
1874
02:14:13,796 --> 02:14:16,924
I'm going to count till 10.
1875
02:14:17,466 --> 02:14:20,844
After 10 shoot him down, Circuit!
- This is ridiculous! You can't do this.
1876
02:14:21,303 --> 02:14:24,390
If you're confident about
your predictions, why worry?
1877
02:14:24,932 --> 02:14:28,602
Look, he wont budge.
- Stop this joke. Listen up...
1878
02:14:28,936 --> 02:14:33,482
Friends, don't be afraid.
I'm a non-violent man.
1879
02:14:34,066 --> 02:14:36,902
Even though the bullet will
go through his skull...
1880
02:14:37,444 --> 02:14:39,863
What?
- He will suffer no damage.
1881
02:14:40,364 --> 02:14:42,283
Guys, step aside.
The bullets will go through him.
1882
02:14:43,576 --> 02:14:44,451
One.
1883
02:14:46,036 --> 02:14:47,746
Two.
- Stop this nonsense.
1884
02:14:48,330 --> 02:14:50,249
Three.
- Are you listening?
1885
02:14:51,000 --> 02:14:51,917
Four.
1886
02:14:53,335 --> 02:14:54,253
Five.
1887
02:14:55,337 --> 02:14:57,256
Six.
- Someone say something.
1888
02:14:57,715 --> 02:14:59,592
Seven.
- Sir, do something.
1889
02:14:59,925 --> 02:15:01,260
Eight.
- Listen, listen...
1890
02:15:02,011 --> 02:15:05,598
Nine.
- Stop! Don't say 10!
1891
02:15:09,602 --> 02:15:13,230
He's out!! Get up, Nostradamus,
I have to apologize!
1892
02:15:14,106 --> 02:15:17,234
Uncle, this man doesn't know
his own future.
1893
02:15:17,985 --> 02:15:19,862
How can he predict others' future?
1894
02:15:20,487 --> 02:15:23,657
Don't stop this wedding, sir!
I beg you!
1895
02:15:26,076 --> 02:15:28,370
Someone, make him understand.
1896
02:15:29,997 --> 02:15:31,832
Make him see sense.
1897
02:15:33,292 --> 02:15:37,212
A stupid goon like me can see
this is wrong.
1898
02:15:37,671 --> 02:15:39,757
Why can't you educated fools
understand?
1899
02:15:50,059 --> 02:15:53,520
It's good that Bapu isn't for real...
1900
02:15:54,521 --> 02:15:58,984
Or this mute nation of cowards
would make him weep!
1901
02:16:00,903 --> 02:16:02,988
He died urging us
to speak the truth,
1902
02:16:03,530 --> 02:16:06,450
But today honesty
only gets you misery!
1903
02:16:09,828 --> 02:16:12,790
This girl dared to be honest,
and the wedding is off.
1904
02:16:15,501 --> 02:16:16,585
Let's go, Circuit!
1905
02:16:20,964 --> 02:16:26,345
Take us! This sane world
is driving me nuts!
1906
02:16:32,726 --> 02:16:33,644
Let's go.
1907
02:16:35,979 --> 02:16:37,231
Where's Sunny?
1908
02:16:51,954 --> 02:16:53,914
Sunny, let's go.
1909
02:16:54,832 --> 02:16:59,378
Dad, marrying her may kill me.
1910
02:17:01,422 --> 02:17:03,507
But, not marrying her
is certain death for me!
1911
02:17:07,469 --> 02:17:08,512
Sorry, Dad.
1912
02:17:21,525 --> 02:17:28,407
Bro, you sure about
the 'more jail - higher rep' equation?
1913
02:17:29,867 --> 02:17:32,911
Write a letter.
- To whom, Bro?
1914
02:17:34,538 --> 02:17:39,376
Dear Jhanvi, I am sorry
I came into your life.
1915
02:17:41,211 --> 02:17:42,880
I couldn't help it!
1916
02:17:43,630 --> 02:17:46,049
Your voice saying,
'Good Morning, Mumbai'...
1917
02:17:47,009 --> 02:17:49,928
would fill my day with sunshine.
1918
02:17:54,016 --> 02:18:00,397
And 'Good Night, Mumbai' would
give me sweet dreams of you.
1919
02:18:03,484 --> 02:18:07,488
May be not this life,
but in the next...
1920
02:18:08,030 --> 02:18:09,823
I'll be a real Professor, girl!
1921
02:18:12,785 --> 02:18:16,705
I'll win the quiz without cheating
and come to your studio.
1922
02:18:18,040 --> 02:18:21,835
But Jhanvi, you don't change.
1923
02:18:22,544 --> 02:18:27,424
Who cares about the next life, Munna.
I want to spend this life with you.
1924
02:18:28,467 --> 02:18:32,387
I'll gaze at you through the window...
1925
02:18:33,847 --> 02:18:38,143
...as you gently flick
your lock of hair!
1926
02:18:40,604 --> 02:18:41,522
Like this?
1927
02:18:43,357 --> 02:18:49,988
Next time we're in Goa, I'm going to give
you the ring with full confidence.
1928
02:18:54,326 --> 02:18:57,162
How will you give me the ring?
It's with me.
1929
02:19:11,510 --> 02:19:12,427
Hey, Circuit!
1930
02:19:13,011 --> 02:19:17,808
Mu head's a chemical war-zone!
Can you see Jhanvi?
1931
02:19:18,517 --> 02:19:19,434
Yeah, Bro.
1932
02:19:22,980 --> 02:19:26,733
Hi, Jhanvi.
Tell me, where is she?"
1933
02:19:28,318 --> 02:19:30,362
Bro, she's behind you.
1934
02:19:31,488 --> 02:19:33,365
Behind me?
- Yeah.
1935
02:19:35,492 --> 02:19:37,119
Why did you lie to me?
1936
02:19:38,287 --> 02:19:40,205
Why did you say
you're not a professor?
1937
02:19:43,792 --> 02:19:46,420
You are the best professor
I've ever met, Murli.
1938
02:19:48,505 --> 02:19:51,008
There are many who preach Gandhism.
1939
02:19:51,842 --> 02:19:54,845
You're the only one who practices it.
1940
02:20:01,602 --> 02:20:03,228
Third finger from the left.
- Which one?
1941
02:20:03,604 --> 02:20:07,065
Third finger. 1, 2, 3...
- 1, 2, 3...
1942
02:20:09,902 --> 02:20:11,778
She's got it on, Bro.
1943
02:20:19,077 --> 02:20:22,372
Congratulations, Bro!
- Thank you Circuit.
1944
02:20:27,544 --> 02:20:28,462
Bro...
- Yeah.
1945
02:20:28,879 --> 02:20:31,131
Bro, let's make mince out of him.
Can't get worse...
1946
02:20:31,465 --> 02:20:32,966
...we're already in jail!
1947
02:20:36,011 --> 02:20:36,929
Buddy“.
1948
02:20:39,681 --> 02:20:41,224
Thanks a ton.
1949
02:20:44,102 --> 02:20:45,228
This is yours!
1950
02:20:54,947 --> 02:20:59,034
And so, the 'Second Innings' home
found its masters again.
1951
02:20:59,868 --> 02:21:02,120
Munna and Jhanvi got married.
1952
02:21:02,996 --> 02:21:06,833
And still host the 'Mahatma's
Magic' show together on the radio!
1953
02:21:08,085 --> 02:21:13,173
Bomi and Tina wanted a son wasn't
possible. So they adopted Circuit.
1954
02:21:13,507 --> 02:21:15,384
They thought they'd change him
1955
02:21:15,842 --> 02:21:18,762
But look who really changed!
1956
02:21:20,430 --> 02:21:24,393
Mr. D'Souza is a proud father.
His son bought another taxi...
1957
02:21:24,851 --> 02:21:27,229
with his own savings."
1958
02:21:27,604 --> 02:21:30,315
Sunny and Simran
have been married 5 years.
1959
02:21:30,607 --> 02:21:33,819
Sunny couldn't be more alive,
or happy!
1960
02:21:34,277 --> 02:21:36,363
This opened Khurana's eyes.
1961
02:21:36,905 --> 02:21:39,324
The Astrologer had to leave...
1962
02:21:39,658 --> 02:21:42,995
With the extra 'K'!
1963
02:21:43,578 --> 02:21:46,039
You're wondering
what happened to me, right?
1964
02:21:46,873 --> 02:21:49,751
Was shot down years ago.
1965
02:21:50,460 --> 02:21:53,880
But 3 bullets cannot kill
my beliefs.
1966
02:21:54,881 --> 02:21:56,466
Times will change, but...
1967
02:21:56,925 --> 02:22:02,139
my thoughts will keep causing
chemical cock-ups in some brains.
1968
02:22:03,890 --> 02:22:08,228
The choice is yours!
Live with my picture...
1969
02:22:09,062 --> 02:22:10,981
...or live by my principles.
1970
02:22:12,899 --> 02:22:16,778
Time to go!
Someone awaits me...
1971
02:22:22,451 --> 02:22:24,202
Lucky Singh.
- Who that?
1972
02:22:24,828 --> 02:22:26,747
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.
1973
02:22:30,459 --> 02:22:31,168
Bapu“.
1974
02:22:31,418 --> 02:22:35,297
Bless me, Bapu. What a miracle!
1975
02:22:35,839 --> 02:22:39,176
But first, one photo please?
1976
02:22:39,551 --> 02:22:41,511
Hey Photo-Studio, hurry!
1977
02:22:45,891 --> 02:22:47,309
Make it nice and bright.
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