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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,019 --> 00:00:07,089 (cheery music) 2 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,170 (people chattering) 3 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,289 But Darby needs somewhere to 4 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,289 drive around 5 00:00:41,289 --> 00:00:43,259 with Tess, Kimber and Ben! 6 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:46,280 Santa doesn't have enough Darby 7 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:46,280 Dream Wagon's to give out. 8 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,189 The workshop is backed up. 9 00:00:48,189 --> 00:00:51,000 It's right here in the catalog. 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,259 Can't you just buy it for me, 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,259 daddy? 12 00:00:52,259 --> 00:00:54,280 It's only 74.99. 13 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,049 A steal. 14 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:58,170 The Christmas tree skirt 15 00:00:56,049 --> 00:00:58,170 factory is closing. 16 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:01,090 We have to save money until 17 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:01,090 I can find another job. 18 00:01:01,090 --> 00:01:02,289 And my holiday ice sculpting job 19 00:01:02,289 --> 00:01:05,069 is dried up since the accident. 20 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:08,159 But Holly, we promise, it'll 21 00:01:05,069 --> 00:01:08,159 still be a great Christmas. 22 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:09,159 Cheer up, Holly. 23 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:11,219 At least we still have each 24 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:11,219 other, right? 25 00:01:16,269 --> 00:01:20,060 Dear Santa, this Christmas, 26 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:23,170 all I want is for my parents 27 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:23,170 to go away, that's it. 28 00:01:24,129 --> 00:01:25,219 Can you make that happen? 29 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,019 Love, Holly Winters. 30 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,259 (whimsical music) 31 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:46,180 (ominous music) 32 00:01:50,140 --> 00:01:52,159 (intense music) 33 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,230 Naughty or nice this year, 34 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:01,230 little girl? 35 00:02:03,159 --> 00:02:05,239 I'm a grown ass woman, bitch. 36 00:02:05,239 --> 00:02:08,039 That is not Christmassy! 37 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,159 What the? 38 00:02:09,159 --> 00:02:11,060 Come on! 39 00:02:11,060 --> 00:02:13,069 (intense music cont.) 40 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:57,199 That's right, frozen fish 41 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:57,199 was Chef Ho's secret sauce. 42 00:02:57,199 --> 00:03:00,259 The fraud was then arrested for 43 00:02:57,199 --> 00:03:00,259 assault. 44 00:03:00,259 --> 00:03:02,060 Ho has closed the doors today 45 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,229 because of the scandal 46 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:04,229 that was about to break. 47 00:03:04,229 --> 00:03:08,189 So Ho is no, longer. 48 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:09,139 What a tragedy. 49 00:03:09,139 --> 00:03:10,139 I know, Dean. 50 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:14,060 I just love, love, loved 51 00:03:10,139 --> 00:03:14,060 their crab leg tower. 52 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,210 Where will we have our office 53 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,210 Christmas party this year? 54 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:19,020 Don't you mean holiday party? 55 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:23,069 Please don't give me that war 56 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:23,069 on Christmas face, Christie. 57 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,030 Cut. 58 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:26,099 Great show today, Dean and 59 00:03:24,030 --> 00:03:26,099 Christie. 60 00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:28,069 Can I speak to you for a moment, 61 00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:28,069 Holly? 62 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:31,099 I just wish you were a little 63 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:31,099 bit more like Christie. 64 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:34,060 Christie is like a 65 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:34,060 talking tube of lipstick. 66 00:03:34,060 --> 00:03:35,189 Yeah, she's also pregnant. 67 00:03:35,189 --> 00:03:36,229 It's Dean's. 68 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,159 So I gotta dump her from the 69 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,159 show. 70 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:41,210 Pregnancies make people 71 00:03:39,159 --> 00:03:41,210 uncomfortable, especially me. 72 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,150 Yeah but, Christie's always 73 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,150 in front of that giant desk, 74 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,219 no one will even know. 75 00:03:44,219 --> 00:03:45,250 But I will. 76 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,240 And because you'll never 77 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,240 succumb to having children, 78 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,240 I want you to fill that empty 79 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:51,240 chair. 80 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,199 As anchorwoman? 81 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:56,229 The, anchorwoman of Channel 6 82 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:56,229 News. 83 00:03:56,229 --> 00:03:59,069 Well uh, what about my 84 00:03:56,229 --> 00:03:59,069 investigations? 85 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:00,199 Do you wanna keep wearing your 86 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:00,199 ugly wigs 87 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:02,050 and playing undercover dress up? 88 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,080 Or do you want to triple your 89 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,080 salary? 90 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,030 The second thing. 91 00:04:04,030 --> 00:04:04,219 I'm, I'm in. 92 00:04:04,219 --> 00:04:05,289 Not so fast, Connie Chung. 93 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:09,050 Once you take that seat, you'll 94 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:09,050 be the face of this station. 95 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,159 Billboards, bus benches, 96 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:14,050 even those annoying little 97 00:04:11,159 --> 00:04:14,050 screens in the back of cabs. 98 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,120 Yeah. 99 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,120 Image is everything, 100 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:16,149 and yours sucks. 101 00:04:16,149 --> 00:04:18,000 Screw you, Kevin. 102 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,279 But, I have a way for you to 103 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,279 take 104 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,120 that giant sack of coal out of 105 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,120 your ass. 106 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,129 You're headed to Ornaments, 107 00:04:25,129 --> 00:04:27,180 the Christmasiest town ever, 108 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,040 to cover their annual 109 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,110 Ornaments Festival of Christmas 110 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,110 Wonders. 111 00:04:31,110 --> 00:04:33,019 All their parties and events. 112 00:04:33,019 --> 00:04:34,290 They even have a hot cocoa ho 113 00:04:33,019 --> 00:04:34,290 down. 114 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:36,180 Whatever that means. 115 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,230 And you'll be checking in 116 00:04:36,180 --> 00:04:37,230 nightly 117 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:39,220 with Dean and prego Christie. 118 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,060 And since you're from there, 119 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:44,060 you'll give the story a hometown 120 00:04:42,060 --> 00:04:44,060 spin. 121 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,290 Look, I appreciate the gesture, 122 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:49,269 but I hate Ornaments and 123 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:49,269 everything that it stands for. 124 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:50,230 You mean Christmas? 125 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:52,139 It celebrates the tacky 126 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:52,139 commercialism 127 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:53,060 of some like. 128 00:04:52,139 --> 00:04:53,060 - Oh my God. 129 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:56,029 Miracle baby born in a barn. 130 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,110 I am never, ever going home, 131 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,110 okay? 132 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:01,139 Ornaments will land you the 133 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:01,139 dream job 134 00:05:01,139 --> 00:05:02,279 people would kill for. 135 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:05,019 Plus, while you're there, 136 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:07,240 maybe you'll fall in love. 137 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,040 Yeah, okay. 138 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,029 Love. 139 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:12,189 Gross. 140 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:16,110 I'm Holly Frost and you're 141 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:16,110 watching Channel 6 News. 142 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,220 Good evening, I'm Holly Frost 143 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:27,220 and you're watching Channel 6 144 00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:27,220 News. 145 00:05:34,079 --> 00:05:37,079 (mysterious music) 146 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:44,180 (sleigh bells ringing) 147 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:08,139 (Holly sighs) 148 00:06:08,139 --> 00:06:11,139 Yeah, it's gonna be great. 149 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:16,170 Trying to get to Ornaments 150 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,110 before I have to be live on 151 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:19,110 camera. 152 00:06:19,110 --> 00:06:20,240 SAM: I'm sorry I'm late. 153 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:22,230 Thanks for all the help. 154 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,019 (romantic music) 155 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:27,290 I'm Sam. 156 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,100 I'm your camera man. 157 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,199 (record stopping) 158 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:36,019 You know anything about 159 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:36,019 Ornaments? 160 00:06:36,019 --> 00:06:37,060 Unfortunately. 161 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,090 Boat loads of Christmas 162 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:41,090 events happen there every year 163 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,180 and idiot people from all over 164 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:43,180 the country 165 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:47,000 come to partake in a 166 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:47,000 joyous time in the snow. 167 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,060 That sounds fun. 168 00:06:48,060 --> 00:06:50,199 Yeah, it's not, trust. 169 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:53,220 So um, who are they, your 170 00:06:50,199 --> 00:06:53,220 sisters? 171 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,120 Those are my ladies. 172 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,060 It's my wife Lacey and 173 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,060 our daughter Taylor. 174 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,019 Huh. 175 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,120 Lacey passed last year. 176 00:07:01,149 --> 00:07:03,180 Oh, I'm so sorry. 177 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,029 How? 178 00:07:05,029 --> 00:07:06,199 Cancer. 179 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:07,250 Mm. 180 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,209 What kind? 181 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,009 Cancer. 182 00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:13,209 Oh, right. 183 00:07:12,009 --> 00:07:13,209 Yeah. 184 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,000 Let's just uh, get this 185 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:18,000 over with, shall we? 186 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:20,129 All right. 187 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:20,129 I'm gonna take a-- 188 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:21,189 Buckle up. 189 00:07:21,189 --> 00:07:23,160 Quick nap. 190 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:26,100 (cheerful music) 191 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,220 (ominous music) 192 00:07:47,220 --> 00:07:50,029 (Holly gasping) 193 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:51,220 Whoa, are you okay? 194 00:07:52,269 --> 00:07:54,139 Yeah, yeah yeah, it's fine. 195 00:07:54,139 --> 00:07:55,240 What is it? 196 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:57,189 We made it to Ornaments. 197 00:07:57,189 --> 00:07:58,250 (Christmas bells ringing) 198 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,220 Sick. 199 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,160 (cheerful music) 200 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,000 All right. 201 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,279 Okay, I'll go fetch 202 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,279 the rooms to the hotel. 203 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,089 Maybe you can uh, score some 204 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,089 coffee? 205 00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:13,079 Something festive. 206 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:16,019 (cheerful music) 207 00:08:24,180 --> 00:08:25,139 Shit. 208 00:08:27,189 --> 00:08:30,100 (cheerful music) 209 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,029 Oh, Jesus dude. 210 00:08:32,029 --> 00:08:32,289 Oh my God! 211 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:38,259 Bonjour, madam. 212 00:08:38,259 --> 00:08:39,210 Hi. 213 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,179 BARISTA: What can we get you 214 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,179 today? 215 00:08:40,179 --> 00:08:43,029 Um, 216 00:08:43,029 --> 00:08:47,250 two La Prancer's peppermint 217 00:08:43,029 --> 00:08:47,250 mocha latte's. 218 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,049 Okay, coming right up. 219 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:50,110 Great. 220 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:53,070 Hey listen, you don't have 221 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:53,070 any booze back there, do you? 222 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:54,279 Uh. 223 00:08:54,279 --> 00:08:56,039 Whatever kind, really. 224 00:08:56,039 --> 00:08:58,090 (barista laughs) 225 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,059 You're funny. 226 00:08:59,059 --> 00:09:00,039 Yeah, I wasn't. 227 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:03,059 Nevermind. 228 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,289 Go, make the latte's. 229 00:09:07,009 --> 00:09:11,159 Holly, Winters, is that you? 230 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,289 Uh, it's actually Holly Frost 231 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:14,289 now, Danica. 232 00:09:14,289 --> 00:09:16,080 Where's the ring? 233 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,049 Oh I didn't, I didn't get 234 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,049 married, 235 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:19,049 I just changed my name. 236 00:09:19,049 --> 00:09:23,259 From Winters to Frost, but why? 237 00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:25,110 They're basically the same 238 00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:25,110 thing. 239 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:26,259 Nope, they're not. 240 00:09:26,259 --> 00:09:29,269 Well, I'm actually married. 241 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,269 And get this, 242 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,110 I'm the Mayor now. 243 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:34,149 It's crazy, right? 244 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,279 (Danica laughs) 245 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:35,279 Hm. 246 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:39,179 Today, I am giving back to our 247 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:39,179 community. 248 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,279 Did you want me to wrap anything 249 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,279 for you? 250 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:45,220 Oh, just your sweet little 251 00:09:42,279 --> 00:09:45,220 mouth. 252 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:48,220 I see you're just the 253 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:48,220 same old Grinchy Holly. 254 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,200 Oh no, come on, look. 255 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,269 I can be cordial. 256 00:09:51,269 --> 00:09:56,289 Like how is your hot cousin? 257 00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:02,179 Oh, you mean my cousin Chris 258 00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:02,179 Pringle. 259 00:10:02,179 --> 00:10:05,289 The one who you dumped 260 00:10:02,179 --> 00:10:05,289 via IM on graduation day? 261 00:10:05,289 --> 00:10:07,190 No that you would care, 262 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,230 but Chris has actually been 263 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,230 through a lot recently. 264 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:12,070 He just lost his wife. 265 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:16,019 Hopefully not to, cancer. 266 00:10:16,019 --> 00:10:16,269 Hot air balloon. 267 00:10:16,269 --> 00:10:18,019 Like it caught on fire? 268 00:10:18,019 --> 00:10:19,090 No. 269 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:20,179 One fell on her. 270 00:10:20,179 --> 00:10:21,259 Holly. 271 00:10:21,259 --> 00:10:22,259 Your latte's are ready. 272 00:10:22,259 --> 00:10:23,200 Oh, great. 273 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:30,090 Hey, these uh, bows could use 274 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:30,090 a little work there, Mayor. 275 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:31,250 Pretty uh, limp. 276 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:35,059 It's not limp. 277 00:10:36,190 --> 00:10:37,159 Hotel's sold out. 278 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:40,019 Yeah, since it's the 75th 279 00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:40,019 anniversary, 280 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:42,029 everything's booked. 281 00:10:42,029 --> 00:10:43,090 But I got a better idea. 282 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:45,029 I can just put a blow up in 283 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:45,029 the back of the van and uh, 284 00:10:45,029 --> 00:10:46,120 I'll sleep in the front seat. 285 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,179 It's not necessary. 286 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,080 I have a place we can stay. 287 00:10:51,019 --> 00:10:53,259 (cheerful music) 288 00:10:58,029 --> 00:10:59,009 Oh, Holly! 289 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,120 Son of a nutcracker, 290 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:02,120 you're really here! 291 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:05,080 This is magical, wow. 292 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,289 (ominous music) 293 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,100 - Hi! 294 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,100 - Hi. 295 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,289 Okay, yeah, all right. 296 00:11:17,289 --> 00:11:19,049 Oh, you're really shaking there. 297 00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:20,240 Okay, that's quite enough. 298 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,210 Oh my gosh. 299 00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:22,159 Let me look at you. 300 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,070 Just, wow. 301 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:27,100 My little sister, the big 302 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:27,100 city TV star in the flesh. 303 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,139 I just, oh hi. 304 00:11:30,139 --> 00:11:31,179 Is that your boyfriend? 305 00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:33,059 No, it's my camera man. 306 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,100 His name is Sam. 307 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,230 Camera man Sam. 308 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,169 Camera man Sam. 309 00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,049 That is fun to say. 310 00:11:38,049 --> 00:11:39,039 I'm Cookie. 311 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,039 Oh, Hol, I'm just so tickled 312 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,039 you're back. 313 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,200 We have so much catching up to 314 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:43,200 do. 315 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,090 We can wrap gifts and sip cider 316 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,090 and oh, 317 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,250 we can cook a holiday beef 318 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:49,250 brisket on Christmas night. 319 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,159 Yeah, no. 320 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:52,070 I leave first thing on the 25th. 321 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,149 I'm just, I'm just here for 322 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,149 work. 323 00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:55,110 Oh. 324 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,139 Boo. 325 00:11:57,139 --> 00:12:00,070 Well, I will take what I can 326 00:11:57,139 --> 00:12:00,070 get, so. 327 00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,090 That's great. 328 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:02,269 How bout some of that cider? 329 00:12:02,269 --> 00:12:03,250 I have so much cider. 330 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,289 I have three different flavors 331 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:05,289 of cider. 332 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,009 I have nutmeg cider, 333 00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:08,009 which is crazy, I know. 334 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:10,250 (cheerful music) 335 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,179 There it is, just like you left 336 00:12:15,090 --> 00:12:16,179 it. 337 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:18,059 Not really. 338 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,259 What is all this shit doing in 339 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,259 here? 340 00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,250 Oh, I turned the attic 341 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,210 into my Christmas sweater sewing 342 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,210 studio. 343 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,129 Okay. 344 00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:28,289 Holly, I really wish 345 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,100 you'd reconsider leaving 346 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:31,100 Christmas morning. 347 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,110 It would mean a lot to have 348 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,110 you here for the holiday. 349 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:37,120 You know, spend some quality 350 00:12:33,110 --> 00:12:37,120 time with family, with me. 351 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,000 Yeah, I um, I really gotta 352 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:42,000 get ready for the story, so. 353 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,149 Hey, I can take a hint. 354 00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:50,179 (tense music) 355 00:12:56,279 --> 00:13:00,049 (light bells ringing) 356 00:13:02,019 --> 00:13:02,279 Mm. 357 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,169 (Holly laughs) 358 00:13:07,169 --> 00:13:08,179 Oh, so cute. 359 00:13:16,139 --> 00:13:19,049 (ominous music) 360 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,190 Dear Satan? 361 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:30,029 (dark music) 362 00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:49,129 I wrote Satan. 363 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:54,210 (cheerful music) 364 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,240 Greetings. 365 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,250 Chad Pringle and? 366 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,279 Joy Wreath. 367 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,029 O-M-Gingerbread, I heard 368 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,029 rumors she was back in town. 369 00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:07,289 Is the famous Holly Winters 370 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,080 really sitting with us 371 00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,080 right now? 372 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,159 It's Holly Frost now. 373 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:12,000 Oh, you got married. 374 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,080 Why does everyone keep asking me 375 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,080 that? 376 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,230 I love the blazer. 377 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:19,210 Coral, or is it more tangerine? 378 00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,090 It's definitely tangerine. 379 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,100 I wish I could wear something so 380 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,100 bold. 381 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:27,000 My boss doesn't like me in 382 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:27,000 anything but muted tones. 383 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,110 And always a turtleneck. 384 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,049 Mm, boss sounds like 385 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,049 a controlling asshole. 386 00:14:31,049 --> 00:14:32,159 It's cousin Danica. 387 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,070 Oh. 388 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,019 Oh, Joy's the Mayor's assistant. 389 00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:37,149 And, I'm working for your aunt 390 00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:37,149 now. 391 00:14:37,149 --> 00:14:39,110 Aunt Becky's still alive? 392 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:40,100 After years of consuming 393 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,190 all that butter and 394 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:43,190 sugar by the truckload. 395 00:14:43,190 --> 00:14:45,159 Holly was always such a kidder. 396 00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:48,009 My funny, fabulous bestie. 397 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,070 And then she dumped me 398 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,070 and my brother Chris 399 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,120 and all of Ornaments for 400 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:54,120 bigger and brighter things. 401 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,159 Not that I'm still 402 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,159 totally devastated by it. 403 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,250 Well, I mean, what? 404 00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:02,279 (romantic music) 405 00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:08,129 Chad, 406 00:15:08,129 --> 00:15:09,100 and Holly. 407 00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:13,169 Chris. 408 00:15:14,159 --> 00:15:15,279 Sup. 409 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:19,059 Wow, Christmas came early. 410 00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:19,259 Yeah. 411 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,259 Uh, we'll see you both later? 412 00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:26,110 At the bakery, for letters to 413 00:15:23,259 --> 00:15:26,110 Santa? 414 00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,100 Yeah. 415 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:32,070 Um, uh, maybe um, after 416 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:32,070 my gig we could uh, 417 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,110 uh, catch up, you know. 418 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:36,080 Grab dinner or something. 419 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,070 Yeah Hol, I'd really love that. 420 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,029 Cool. 421 00:15:40,029 --> 00:15:42,080 (girl gasps) 422 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,039 Who's the pretty lady, daddy? 423 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,080 Oh Faith, I'd like you 424 00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,080 to meet my old friend. 425 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,230 This is Holly. 426 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,080 You have a kid? 427 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,120 He does indeed, hi. 428 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,240 What are you asking Santa for 429 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,240 this year? 430 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,129 Excuse me? 431 00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:54,029 Santa. 432 00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:57,220 What do you want for Christmas? 433 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,110 I don't see a ring on that 434 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,110 finger, 435 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,240 so perhaps to land a husband. 436 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,149 (Holly laughs cynically) 437 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,230 Maybe you should ask your daddy 438 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,009 for a reality check on both this 439 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:07,009 year. 440 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,110 What? 441 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,269 You don't believe in love or 442 00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,269 Santa? 443 00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,120 I mean what is the point of 444 00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:15,120 living? 445 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:17,080 It's almost six, Holly. 446 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,120 We gotta start setting up. 447 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,070 Oh, thank Christ. 448 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,149 Um, well we'll make a plan later 449 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,149 then? 450 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,090 Yeah, I uh, 451 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,009 I don't really think I'm 452 00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:28,009 gonna be hungry, but thanks. 453 00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:31,259 Santa is real, sweetie. 454 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:37,029 (sleigh bells ringing) 455 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,190 I spy my big city successful 456 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:42,190 niece! 457 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:45,100 Aunt Becky? 458 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,240 Is Rudolph's nose red? 459 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,259 (Aunt Becky laughs) 460 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:49,169 Oh, hello. 461 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:53,230 You must be Holly's main 462 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:53,230 squeeze. 463 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,179 Uh. 464 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,190 Call me Aunt Becky, everyone 465 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,190 does. 466 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,289 Are you sure that you're my Aunt 467 00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:58,289 Becky? 468 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,000 I mean the last time I saw her 469 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,000 she was-- 470 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,250 Round? 471 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,250 Big, plump. 472 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,200 (Aunt Becky laughs) 473 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,149 Yeah. 474 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:06,029 I lost 162 pounds this past 475 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:06,029 winter. 476 00:17:06,029 --> 00:17:07,009 Jesus. 477 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,190 Well I definitely prayed to him 478 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:08,190 about it. 479 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,190 But what really melted 480 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,250 that stubborn fat away 481 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:12,250 was a change in diet. 482 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,059 I used to constantly 483 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,059 taste test my cookies. 484 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,200 But then I started to 485 00:17:16,059 --> 00:17:18,200 play a game with myself. 486 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:21,200 I would give them all names. 487 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,190 Like my little cookie children. 488 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,240 I wouldn't eat my children. 489 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,049 Okay, so what about the 490 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,049 people who do eat them? 491 00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,210 Don't mind if I do. 492 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,200 Hey, get your. 493 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,039 So why are you dressed like 494 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,039 you're 495 00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,289 about to service a fruitcake? 496 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,170 Well this is my caroling 497 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:39,170 costume, thank you for asking. 498 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,039 I'm on my way to rehearsal right 499 00:17:39,170 --> 00:17:42,039 now. 500 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:43,059 Oh sweetie, you should come. 501 00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:45,089 You've always had the most 502 00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:45,089 beautiful singing voice. 503 00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:46,250 Yeah, it was kind of millennial. 504 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,079 Debbie! 505 00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:49,039 Oh, here, can you hold this. 506 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,130 Debbie. 507 00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,130 I don't wanna. 508 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:53,150 Alcohol, where is the alcohol. 509 00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:55,099 (tray slamming) 510 00:17:55,099 --> 00:17:57,250 So uh, where's Chris? 511 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,119 Chris is with my brother, 512 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,119 the sheriff, 513 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:01,210 over on Quinton Avenue. 514 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,170 Chris spotted some vaping teens 515 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,069 trespassing on Goldman's 516 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,069 property 517 00:18:07,069 --> 00:18:08,069 hooking up Christmas lights. 518 00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:11,029 Personally I think they 519 00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:11,029 were doing them a favor. 520 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,220 They are the only house on the 521 00:18:11,029 --> 00:18:12,220 street 522 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:14,069 without any Christmas lights. 523 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:17,009 People are allowed to be 524 00:18:14,069 --> 00:18:17,009 Jewish in Ornaments, Danica. 525 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,259 I never said that. 526 00:18:22,019 --> 00:18:23,259 See y'all on TV. 527 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,029 Let's do this. 528 00:18:25,029 --> 00:18:25,289 All right. 529 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,029 Okay, here we go. 530 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:30,119 Smile, smile, smile. 531 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:34,079 CAMERA MAN: Live in three, two, 532 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:34,079 one. 533 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,210 It is such a joy to watch these 534 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,210 faces 535 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:39,279 jot down what they might like 536 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:39,279 from Santa. 537 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:44,039 I'll be back here tomorrow 538 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:44,039 night for the hot cocoa ho-down. 539 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:45,009 Yeehaw! 540 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,160 I'm Holly Frost, Channel 541 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,160 6 News, Christie, Dean. 542 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,079 CAMERA MAN: And we're out. 543 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,009 Drink, please. 544 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,009 CAMERA MAN: Awesome. 545 00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:56,269 Here, let me get you a glass. 546 00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,000 Don't worry about it. 547 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,089 I'm just gonna drink from 548 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,089 the bottle, but thanks. 549 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:07,109 I'll, 550 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,190 I'll be right back. 551 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:12,079 Greetings. 552 00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:21,019 Dear Satan, 553 00:19:21,019 --> 00:19:25,049 it's been 21, scratch that. 554 00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:28,069 22 years. 555 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:32,089 Thanks for ruining Christmas, 556 00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:32,089 dick. 557 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,289 You can keep it. 558 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,009 Screw you. 559 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:48,279 Sincerely, not yours. 560 00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:51,180 Holly Frost. 561 00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:59,069 (magical music) 562 00:20:13,269 --> 00:20:14,240 Hey uh, 563 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,089 do you wanna show me the back of 564 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,089 your van? 565 00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,109 Uh. 566 00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,109 Come on. 567 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,190 (mysterious music) 568 00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:32,059 Business. 569 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:35,180 Casual. 570 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,150 Take off your pants. 571 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,000 I have to take off the shoes 572 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,000 first. 573 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,180 But shouldn't we like just start 574 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,180 kissing? 575 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,150 Oh, there's gonna be absolutely 576 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,119 no kissing. 577 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:50,119 Okay. 578 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:52,099 Let me help you with those. 579 00:20:52,099 --> 00:20:53,059 Really? 580 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,049 What's wrong? 581 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:02,269 It's not you. 582 00:21:02,269 --> 00:21:03,210 It's that. 583 00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,279 (ominous music) 584 00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,269 It's my wife. 585 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,029 I'm not sure I'm ready to do 586 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,029 this to her. 587 00:21:10,029 --> 00:21:10,240 Okay. 588 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,230 To be honest, we should just. 589 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,099 I mean, try to keep 590 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,099 this thing professional. 591 00:21:13,099 --> 00:21:14,099 Professional. 592 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,039 That's how I ended up 593 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,039 in the back of your van. 594 00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:18,059 With my top off. 595 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,109 By both of us keeping 596 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:22,109 things super professional. 597 00:21:22,109 --> 00:21:23,059 We've got. 598 00:21:23,059 --> 00:21:25,210 Oh, and by the way, 599 00:21:25,210 --> 00:21:29,039 your earring is super lame. 600 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,160 Where did you get it? 601 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,279 Hot Topic? 602 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:33,279 My daughter. 603 00:21:33,279 --> 00:21:36,029 My daughter got me this. 604 00:21:36,029 --> 00:21:39,019 (melancholy music) 605 00:21:41,089 --> 00:21:42,210 And I'm drunk. 606 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:48,099 ♪ Four golden rings ♪ 607 00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,039 ♪ Three ♪ 608 00:21:50,039 --> 00:21:52,259 (slowing music) 609 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,250 Darby's Dream Wagon. 610 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,089 (tires screeching) 611 00:21:58,089 --> 00:21:59,130 Woo! 612 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,289 Party rocking. 613 00:22:00,289 --> 00:22:03,240 Coming in and I'm a-- 614 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,230 Ah, bummer! 615 00:22:06,069 --> 00:22:09,059 (melancholy music) 616 00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:17,230 (loud banging on van) 617 00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:19,109 Whoa! 618 00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:20,099 What the hell? 619 00:22:20,099 --> 00:22:23,190 (loud slamming on van) 620 00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:26,079 Okay. 621 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,130 Uh, all right. 622 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:32,089 (Holly screaming) 623 00:22:33,259 --> 00:22:35,109 (sirens blaring) 624 00:22:35,109 --> 00:22:36,130 Pull over, ma'am. 625 00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,259 Pull over. 626 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,019 Great, the pigs here to ruin the 627 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:40,019 fun. 628 00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:41,039 Ma'am, put your hands up. 629 00:22:41,039 --> 00:22:42,240 Don't flipping ma'am me. 630 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,039 I am only 27 years old. 631 00:22:46,039 --> 00:22:47,200 Turn around, ma'am. 632 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,009 Quit calling me-- 633 00:22:49,009 --> 00:22:51,269 (romantic music) 634 00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:54,019 Hello, sailor. 635 00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:56,039 (slamming on van) 636 00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,190 Hi, hi, uh yeah there's 637 00:22:56,039 --> 00:22:58,190 something on the roof of my van 638 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,220 and it seems pretty angry and 639 00:22:58,190 --> 00:23:00,220 uh. 640 00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,099 I, I don't know what it is. 641 00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:04,089 It could be a large person or a 642 00:23:02,099 --> 00:23:04,089 moose. 643 00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,059 No this isn't a joke. 644 00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,119 Hello? 645 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,079 Hello? 646 00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,289 Ma'am, have you been drinking, 647 00:23:08,079 --> 00:23:09,289 ma'am? 648 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:10,240 What are you gonna do? 649 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,009 Breatheralyze me for ridin' 650 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,009 around 651 00:23:13,009 --> 00:23:15,019 in a little bitty kids toy? 652 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,170 Technically, you were driving. 653 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,240 So we're gonna need to see some 654 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:17,240 ID. 655 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,160 Hm, okay. 656 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160 Well how bout I see your ID's, 657 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,160 huh? 658 00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,269 I'm Sheriff Wreath. 659 00:23:24,269 --> 00:23:25,250 Hm. 660 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:26,269 This is Deputy Wreath. 661 00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:30,000 You guys don't happen to 662 00:23:26,269 --> 00:23:30,000 be related to Joy, do you? 663 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,059 Why, 'cause we're the 664 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,059 only black people in town? 665 00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,009 Because your last name's are 666 00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,009 both Wreath. 667 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,069 We're brothers. 668 00:23:37,069 --> 00:23:38,170 Joy's our sister. 669 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:40,119 Sexy siblings. 670 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,059 Bet your parents are pretty hot, 671 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,059 too. 672 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:46,250 They're dead. 673 00:23:48,019 --> 00:23:49,099 Samezies. 674 00:23:49,099 --> 00:23:50,059 Hello? 675 00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:53,220 (ominous music) 676 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:06,089 (engine choking) 677 00:24:06,089 --> 00:24:08,009 (tense music) 678 00:24:08,009 --> 00:24:09,230 So is Aunt Becky your real aunt? 679 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,210 Mm-hm. 680 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,289 'Cause her angel cookies are the 681 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,289 bomb.com. 682 00:24:12,289 --> 00:24:15,079 Nerd alert. 683 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,160 Pretty hot nerd, though. 684 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,019 Deputy. 685 00:24:19,019 --> 00:24:20,210 Sorry, um. 686 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,009 Look, we're gonna let you 687 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:23,009 off with just a warning. 688 00:24:23,009 --> 00:24:23,250 (Holly gasps) 689 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,029 But that's only 'cause of Aunt 690 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,029 B. 691 00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:28,230 She's been real supportive of 692 00:24:25,029 --> 00:24:28,230 us, less experienced singers. 693 00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:30,190 Oh God, you're a caroler? 694 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,019 When in Ornaments, right? 695 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:36,029 Well, gentlemen, it is getting 696 00:24:32,019 --> 00:24:36,029 late 697 00:24:36,029 --> 00:24:37,230 and it has been a pleasure. 698 00:24:39,089 --> 00:24:42,200 But I will see you later. 699 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,269 Have a lovely evening. 700 00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:45,279 (engine choking) 701 00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:46,240 Come on! 702 00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,190 (ominous music) 703 00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,130 No. 704 00:24:57,019 --> 00:24:58,180 No no no no no no. 705 00:24:58,180 --> 00:24:59,269 No no no no no! 706 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,200 (glass shattering) 707 00:25:02,170 --> 00:25:03,200 Whoa! 708 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,230 (camera man screaming) 709 00:25:04,230 --> 00:25:06,079 Help me, please, no! 710 00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:08,240 (Satan Claus growling) 711 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,089 SATAN CLAUS: Hot Topic. 712 00:25:10,089 --> 00:25:12,289 (intense music) 713 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,130 God. 714 00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:26,019 Yes. 715 00:25:29,019 --> 00:25:30,269 Sam, come on, we gotta go. 716 00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:34,150 I need some caffeine before 717 00:25:30,269 --> 00:25:34,150 this sad hot cocoa ho-down. 718 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,150 Come on Sam, giddy-up, let's go. 719 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:40,130 Don't care if you're 720 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:40,130 naked, I am coming in. 721 00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:41,089 Woo! 722 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,069 Yeah I've called Sam like 100 723 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,069 times 724 00:25:45,069 --> 00:25:46,089 and the news van is gone. 725 00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:48,009 I need you to send me 726 00:25:46,089 --> 00:25:48,009 another camera man, ASAP. 727 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,220 Preferably one without a dead 728 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,220 wife. 729 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:51,130 No, there's no time, Holly. 730 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:52,119 If Sam doesn't resurface soon, 731 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,170 just find a townie with camera 732 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,170 experience. 733 00:25:54,170 --> 00:25:55,240 Oh, by the way, 734 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,119 the audience seemed to buy what 735 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,119 you were selling last night. 736 00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,279 So keep it up. 737 00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:01,109 (Holly sighs) 738 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,089 Want to knit a Christmas sweater 739 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,089 with me? 740 00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:09,150 I'm thinking maybe a cat riding 741 00:26:05,069 --> 00:26:09,150 a dog who's on a reindeer. 742 00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:13,059 And, they're all in Santa hats. 743 00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,240 As super fun and creative as 744 00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:16,240 that sounds, 745 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,289 I need to find somebody who 746 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,289 knows how to work a camera 747 00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:21,069 for tonight's segment 748 00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:21,069 because that sexy loser 749 00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:23,140 with the stupid sexy earring is 750 00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:23,140 MIA. 751 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,220 Oh well what about Chris 752 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,220 Pringle? 753 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,109 When he's not selling Christmas 754 00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,109 trees, 755 00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:28,240 he's teaching videography 756 00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:28,240 at Ornaments High. 757 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,069 And he's also single. 758 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:35,019 My, my ex with the 759 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:35,019 bizarro teen child, right. 760 00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:39,210 But I mean, what choice do 761 00:26:36,009 --> 00:26:39,210 I have? 762 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,269 Oh, choose love. 763 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,049 Ah, this is kinda like when 764 00:26:42,019 --> 00:26:44,049 we were back in high school. 765 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:47,150 You doing the video morning 766 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:47,150 announcements while I filmed it. 767 00:26:47,150 --> 00:26:49,130 Except, no braces for this guy. 768 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,240 Carol's Electronics should 769 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,240 have everything we need. 770 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,250 There may be no need for 771 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,250 Carol's. 772 00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:58,170 Hey, Kevins, we found the van, 773 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:01,049 but there is obviously no sign 774 00:26:58,170 --> 00:27:01,049 of Sam. 775 00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:02,240 Holly, come here! 776 00:27:04,049 --> 00:27:05,119 Six, six, six. 777 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,230 The number of the beast? 778 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,019 I'll test the red stuff for you 779 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:11,019 guys 780 00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,079 but I'm telling you, this is 781 00:27:11,019 --> 00:27:12,079 probably just 782 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,170 a couple of teenage vaping 783 00:27:12,079 --> 00:27:15,170 hooligans 784 00:27:15,170 --> 00:27:16,220 out trying to have a good time. 785 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,109 Okay, well my camera man is 786 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:19,109 not at Ornaments Hospital, 787 00:27:19,109 --> 00:27:22,140 so theorize that one for me, 788 00:27:19,109 --> 00:27:22,140 Sheriff. 789 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,089 Telling me how to do my job? 790 00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,130 Chris, I'll meet you back here 791 00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,130 in five. 792 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,019 I'm gonna go smash a Texas 793 00:27:25,130 --> 00:27:28,019 Mickey of creme de cacao. 794 00:27:28,289 --> 00:27:29,279 Hm, okay. 795 00:27:31,190 --> 00:27:33,099 Thanks, Candace. 796 00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,279 Hey, are you two coming 797 00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:35,279 to the hot cocoa ho-down? 798 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,150 I'll be filming for a 799 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,150 big city news station. 800 00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:39,230 Gosh, that sounds just swell. 801 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,039 We'll be there as soon as we 802 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:41,039 close up. 803 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,029 Au revoir. 804 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,029 Merry Christmas. 805 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,089 Merry Christmas. 806 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,089 Yeah. 807 00:27:45,279 --> 00:27:47,190 All right, everybody. 808 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:51,210 We are closed, so if 809 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:51,210 you could go ho ho home. 810 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:52,130 Merry Christmas! 811 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,210 Merry Christmas. 812 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,210 Merry Christmas. 813 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:55,000 Merry Christmas. 814 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:55,000 Merry Christmas. 815 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:55,250 Happy holidays. 816 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:59,089 Jingle all the way! 817 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:59,089 Merry Christmas! 818 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,150 Do you really want to go to that 819 00:28:00,150 --> 00:28:03,150 ho-down? 820 00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,039 Of course, it's a classic. 821 00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,099 It's my favorite event 822 00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:07,099 of the whole season. 823 00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:08,059 And you heard Mr Pringle, 824 00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:09,259 they're gonna broadcast it on 825 00:28:08,059 --> 00:28:09,259 live TV. 826 00:28:09,259 --> 00:28:11,200 We can wave at our mom's. 827 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,220 But Mayor Danica won the 828 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,220 song contest this year, 829 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,059 which means she'll be singing 830 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:16,059 "Saucy Santa" there tonight. 831 00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:18,210 That song makes my ears bleed, 832 00:28:16,059 --> 00:28:18,210 Cameron. 833 00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,180 (Candace humming) 834 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:26,079 Really, I, 835 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,250 I think it's super catchy. 836 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,250 Well let's just stay here. 837 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,250 Or, do you wanna graduate 838 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,250 high school still 839 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:33,259 holding your V card? 840 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,259 I thought I did. 841 00:28:36,259 --> 00:28:37,170 Think about it. 842 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,119 Everyone will be at town hall, 843 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,250 which means that we can scream, 844 00:28:39,119 --> 00:28:43,250 moan as loud as we want. 845 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,099 Now do you? 846 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:46,220 I don't know, Candace. 847 00:28:46,220 --> 00:28:48,029 Aunt Becky's got surveillance 848 00:28:48,029 --> 00:28:50,019 in case those vaping 849 00:28:48,029 --> 00:28:50,019 teens get the munchies. 850 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,099 We never know when she 851 00:28:50,019 --> 00:28:52,099 might be watching us. 852 00:28:53,289 --> 00:28:54,269 Not today. 853 00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:57,230 Now. 854 00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:07,119 Now, take off that damn 855 00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:07,119 apron you sexy elf. 856 00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:10,029 (Cameron gasps) 857 00:29:12,170 --> 00:29:13,279 When did you start swearing? 858 00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:15,289 That big city TV lady inspired 859 00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:15,289 me. 860 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:22,069 (cheerful music) 861 00:29:22,069 --> 00:29:24,039 Do you hear that? 862 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,029 My heart beating like 863 00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,029 a little drummer boy? 864 00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:26,289 No. 865 00:29:28,069 --> 00:29:29,039 Danica bells. 866 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:30,099 Who cares? 867 00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,130 ♪ Light the candle and come to 868 00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:33,130 me ♪ 869 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:34,119 Oh no, you can go. 870 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:35,220 I'll go this, yeah. 871 00:29:37,119 --> 00:29:38,130 ♪ And we'll see ♪ 872 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:42,089 ♪ I trim the tree so you 873 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:42,089 find the missing till ♪ 874 00:29:42,089 --> 00:29:43,029 ♪ Tuck the ribbon ♪ 875 00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,250 Okay, it is, it is a pinch 876 00:29:43,029 --> 00:29:44,250 grating. 877 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,009 Pinch? 878 00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:48,099 ♪ This Christmas tree ♪ 879 00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:48,099 - Where's it coming from? 880 00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:50,029 - I don't know. 881 00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:50,029 ♪ Would you like to see ♪ 882 00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:52,099 ♪ Something new, put that hat on 883 00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:52,099 me ♪ 884 00:29:52,099 --> 00:29:54,250 (speaker ringing loudly) 885 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,180 The speakers aren't even 886 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,180 connected. 887 00:29:56,180 --> 00:30:01,269 We're going to die 888 00:29:56,180 --> 00:30:01,269 listening to this stupid song! 889 00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:03,009 - What? 890 00:30:01,269 --> 00:30:03,009 - Look! 891 00:30:05,009 --> 00:30:10,029 (teens whimpering) 892 00:30:05,009 --> 00:30:10,029 (music blasting) 893 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,200 (teens screaming) 894 00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:40,069 ♪ Christmas Eve ♪ 895 00:30:40,069 --> 00:30:42,019 ♪ Would you like to see ♪ 896 00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:45,259 ♪ Something new, put that hat on 897 00:30:42,019 --> 00:30:45,259 me ♪ 898 00:30:45,259 --> 00:30:48,259 ♪ Put it on me ♪ 899 00:30:48,259 --> 00:30:51,089 ♪ Baby take my hand ♪ 900 00:30:51,089 --> 00:30:53,039 ♪ Have a Christmas dance ♪ 901 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,250 ♪ This is what you 902 00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,250 pictured all year long ♪ 903 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,190 ♪ Put your gingerbread man ♪ 904 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,180 ♪ In my oven and stay ♪ 905 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:04,089 ♪ Nice and toasty for you ♪ 906 00:31:04,089 --> 00:31:05,230 ♪ I'll be your ♪ 907 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,140 ♪ I'll be your ♪ 908 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:10,170 Well, howdy partners. 909 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:12,049 Oh God no, please no. 910 00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:14,099 What, I'm just getting into 911 00:31:12,049 --> 00:31:14,099 character. 912 00:31:14,099 --> 00:31:16,109 Okay, well horses don't talk. 913 00:31:16,109 --> 00:31:18,029 I had the best idea, daddy. 914 00:31:18,029 --> 00:31:19,119 We should go on a double date. 915 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,150 You and Holly, and me and 916 00:31:19,119 --> 00:31:21,150 Jeremy. 917 00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:24,059 A double date with a couple 918 00:31:21,150 --> 00:31:24,059 of cosplaying underage nerds. 919 00:31:24,059 --> 00:31:25,230 That's gonna be a hard pass. 920 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:27,000 Trot off, Hope. 921 00:31:27,269 --> 00:31:28,240 It's Faith. 922 00:31:31,259 --> 00:31:33,180 Well maybe we can go out. 923 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,029 Just the two of us. 924 00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:36,099 Chris, look I, 925 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,000 I'm only in town for 72 hours 926 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,000 and you're too good for me. 927 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,269 What, who says? 928 00:31:42,269 --> 00:31:43,230 Says me. 929 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:46,130 You're so sweet and I, 930 00:31:46,130 --> 00:31:48,240 oh God, I am so sour. 931 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,109 That's my favorite kind of 932 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,109 Chinese food. 933 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:51,069 Ha ha ha. 934 00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,230 Alcohol? 935 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,259 Aren't you on the clock? 936 00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:57,089 I didn't realize you were also a 937 00:31:55,259 --> 00:31:57,089 judge. 938 00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:59,069 Look, vodka is the only thing 939 00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:01,259 that is getting me through this 940 00:31:59,069 --> 00:32:01,259 week. 941 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,160 Look, I'm worried about you. 942 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,079 Well don't be. 943 00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,009 I'm gonna be Connie Chung soon 944 00:32:06,079 --> 00:32:08,009 enough. 945 00:32:08,009 --> 00:32:09,089 WOMAN: Come on, let's dance! 946 00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:10,089 (Holly coughs) 947 00:32:10,089 --> 00:32:12,049 (ominous music) 948 00:32:12,049 --> 00:32:13,279 Ha ha, Holly. 949 00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:15,180 Very funny. 950 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:19,019 (Holly coughing) 951 00:32:19,019 --> 00:32:21,019 Holly! 952 00:32:21,019 --> 00:32:23,130 What's going on? 953 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,049 (Holly coughs) 954 00:32:25,049 --> 00:32:26,230 (bell dinging) 955 00:32:26,230 --> 00:32:29,170 (romantic music) 956 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:30,130 Whoa, are you okay? 957 00:32:30,130 --> 00:32:32,190 Yeah, I just, um. 958 00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:33,160 I'm fine. 959 00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:37,130 Are you okay? 960 00:32:37,130 --> 00:32:38,150 Uh, yeah. 961 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,140 I'm, I'm fine. 962 00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,079 Did you eat one of those 963 00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:41,079 Christmas ham balls? 964 00:32:41,079 --> 00:32:42,220 They are delicious but deadly. 965 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:45,029 No, just a sip of spiked cocoa, 966 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,269 but something got lodged in my 967 00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,269 throat. 968 00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:49,220 Oh, weird. 969 00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:50,279 It was this. 970 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:51,269 (ominous music) 971 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,150 Holly, isn't that camera man 972 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,150 Sam's? 973 00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,119 Um, 974 00:32:57,210 --> 00:32:58,180 I need a minute. 975 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,119 (Holly vomiting) 976 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:11,099 (toilet flushing) 977 00:33:11,099 --> 00:33:13,240 (dark music) 978 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:24,150 Well happy freakin' holidays. 979 00:33:33,089 --> 00:33:35,029 was in the hot cocoa dispenser? 980 00:33:35,259 --> 00:33:36,210 Yeah. 981 00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:37,250 That's very bizarre. 982 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,029 But, at least my handsome, 983 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,029 charming, 984 00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:43,180 single brother was there to 985 00:33:41,029 --> 00:33:43,180 rescue you. 986 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,039 Chad, I do not have time for 987 00:33:43,180 --> 00:33:46,039 a romance chat right now. 988 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,279 I'm trying to tell you 989 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,279 something important. 990 00:33:47,279 --> 00:33:49,259 Right, sorry, go ahead. 991 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,089 Ever since I came back 992 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,089 to Ornaments, weird shit. 993 00:33:52,089 --> 00:33:53,039 Stuff. 994 00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:53,230 - Shit. 995 00:33:53,039 --> 00:33:53,230 - Okay. 996 00:33:53,230 --> 00:33:54,289 Has been happening to me. 997 00:33:54,289 --> 00:33:58,009 First, my camera man disappears. 998 00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,150 Then I find his van 999 00:33:58,009 --> 00:34:00,150 with bloody sixes on it, 1000 00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:03,049 and last night I end up choking 1001 00:34:00,150 --> 00:34:03,049 on this? 1002 00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:05,009 I'm not sure what you're getting 1003 00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:05,009 at. 1004 00:34:06,019 --> 00:34:07,000 (ominous music) 1005 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,030 I wrote Satan by mistake when I 1006 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,030 was seven. 1007 00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:12,099 Wait, isn't that how old 1008 00:34:10,030 --> 00:34:12,099 you were when your parents? 1009 00:34:12,099 --> 00:34:13,170 Were hacked to death? 1010 00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:14,289 Oh yeah. 1011 00:34:14,289 --> 00:34:17,219 Apparently I asked 1012 00:34:14,289 --> 00:34:17,219 Satan to get rid of them 1013 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,210 and then they wind up being 1014 00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:19,210 murdered. 1015 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,099 And last night at the 1016 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,099 letters to Santa event, 1017 00:34:23,099 --> 00:34:24,190 I wrote to him again. 1018 00:34:24,190 --> 00:34:25,139 Why? 1019 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:26,119 What did you write? 1020 00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:28,269 I called old heavy hooves a 1021 00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:28,269 giant dick. 1022 00:34:28,269 --> 00:34:29,179 Oh, Holly. 1023 00:34:29,179 --> 00:34:31,260 And then, they got back to me 1024 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:35,000 via the Whit and Wagner 1025 00:34:31,260 --> 00:34:35,000 Wine Bar ladies room. 1026 00:34:36,219 --> 00:34:37,239 Uh, okay Hol, 1027 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,159 the person who hurt your 1028 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:40,159 parents. 1029 00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,199 That was some nutty nut job 1030 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,010 dressed up as Santa the police 1031 00:34:41,199 --> 00:34:45,010 could never find, right? 1032 00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:47,030 The whole devil thing, 1033 00:34:47,030 --> 00:34:49,010 you're not even religious. 1034 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,159 You don't believe in Satan, 1035 00:34:49,010 --> 00:34:51,159 right? 1036 00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:52,119 Right. 1037 00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:53,070 You don't even believe in 1038 00:34:52,119 --> 00:34:53,070 Christmas. 1039 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:54,139 Right, but. 1040 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:57,050 So this is some vaping teens 1041 00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:57,050 playing an April Fools prank. 1042 00:34:57,050 --> 00:34:58,230 It's December. 1043 00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,199 But they're vapists. 1044 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,280 They don't know that. 1045 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,230 (romantic music) 1046 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:08,230 Oh, jingle my bells. 1047 00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:09,230 What? 1048 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:12,079 Holly, this, this is John Smith. 1049 00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:13,030 He's uh. 1050 00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:13,030 Hey. 1051 00:35:13,030 --> 00:35:14,130 An amazing farmer. 1052 00:35:14,130 --> 00:35:15,139 Wow, that's hard. 1053 00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:18,090 He's got the best, produce 1054 00:35:15,139 --> 00:35:18,090 in all of Ornaments. 1055 00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:20,070 Oh, you're too kind, Chady. 1056 00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,079 Chady? 1057 00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:24,070 Do people call you Chady? 1058 00:35:24,070 --> 00:35:25,019 No. 1059 00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:26,030 Oh, um sorry. 1060 00:35:26,030 --> 00:35:27,030 No, you can call me that. 1061 00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,139 I mean if you'd prefer 1062 00:35:27,030 --> 00:35:28,139 Chad, I can you Chad. 1063 00:35:28,139 --> 00:35:30,010 No, I don't prefer anything. 1064 00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:32,199 That, that came out wrong. 1065 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:34,190 Um, well I better get going. 1066 00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,170 I've got to iron out my suit 1067 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:38,139 before the gingerbread gala 1068 00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:38,139 tonight, so. 1069 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,030 Nice to meet you and, 1070 00:35:38,139 --> 00:35:41,030 see you later. 1071 00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:42,130 Yeah, okay. 1072 00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:43,019 Oh, yeah, no. 1073 00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:44,030 You got it? 1074 00:35:43,019 --> 00:35:44,030 I got it. 1075 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,050 Okay. 1076 00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:45,050 Bye. 1077 00:35:45,050 --> 00:35:46,019 Bye. 1078 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,280 (Holly laughs mockingly) 1079 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,179 Well, it is pretty clear 1080 00:35:52,179 --> 00:35:56,030 that he wants to take a nice 1081 00:35:52,179 --> 00:35:56,030 juicy bite outta your apple. 1082 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:57,289 Why don't you flirt back? 1083 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,289 I tried. 1084 00:35:58,289 --> 00:36:01,030 But, look at me. 1085 00:36:01,030 --> 00:36:02,269 I'm probably not the guy's type. 1086 00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:04,239 I gotta go fill a bunch of pie 1087 00:36:02,269 --> 00:36:04,239 orders. 1088 00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,050 And then the pies themselves. 1089 00:36:07,050 --> 00:36:08,050 I'll probably eat one too. 1090 00:36:08,050 --> 00:36:09,170 I'm so fat and alone. 1091 00:36:09,170 --> 00:36:10,150 It is really good. 1092 00:36:10,150 --> 00:36:11,110 CHAD: I know, right? 1093 00:36:11,110 --> 00:36:12,079 Hey, Holly. 1094 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,230 What, did you go on a shopping 1095 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:14,230 spree? 1096 00:36:14,230 --> 00:36:15,230 They're for Danica. 1097 00:36:15,230 --> 00:36:16,219 We still haven't found just 1098 00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,179 the right dress for 1099 00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,179 the gingerbread gala. 1100 00:36:18,179 --> 00:36:19,130 Mm. 1101 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,230 I heard you met my brother, 1102 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:20,230 Cole. 1103 00:36:20,230 --> 00:36:22,030 The singing Sheriff. 1104 00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:24,000 He thought you were pretty cute. 1105 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,050 I mean, for an adult woman 1106 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,050 who steals Darby Dream Wagons. 1107 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,179 I'd be happy to set you two up 1108 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:29,179 on a date. 1109 00:36:29,179 --> 00:36:31,150 I'm not interested in 1110 00:36:29,179 --> 00:36:31,150 getting to know Cole, 1111 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:35,289 or any other band better in 1112 00:36:31,150 --> 00:36:35,289 this creepy ass Christmas town. 1113 00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:39,000 Second my gig ends, I am 1114 00:36:35,289 --> 00:36:39,000 peacing out, never to return. 1115 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,079 I don't believe you, Holly 1116 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,079 Winters. 1117 00:36:40,079 --> 00:36:41,090 That's not my name anymore. 1118 00:36:41,090 --> 00:36:42,289 I see it, deep down. 1119 00:36:42,289 --> 00:36:44,019 What are you talking about? 1120 00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:45,139 The Christmas candle. 1121 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:46,210 Inside your heart. 1122 00:36:47,199 --> 00:36:48,199 It's still lit. 1123 00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:53,019 Okay, that makes like zero sense 1124 00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:55,250 and you don't even know me, Joy. 1125 00:36:57,269 --> 00:37:00,150 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 1126 00:37:00,150 --> 00:37:03,119 ♪ The Lord is come ♪ 1127 00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:05,010 ♪ Let Earth ♪ 1128 00:37:05,010 --> 00:37:06,159 ♪ Receive ♪ 1129 00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:09,110 ♪ Her king ♪ 1130 00:37:09,110 --> 00:37:12,099 ♪ Let every heart ♪ 1131 00:37:12,099 --> 00:37:15,059 ♪ Prepare him room ♪ 1132 00:37:15,059 --> 00:37:18,019 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1133 00:37:18,019 --> 00:37:20,260 ♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪ 1134 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:25,119 ♪ And he-eaven heaven and nature 1135 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:25,119 sing ♪ 1136 00:37:30,219 --> 00:37:31,199 That was great. 1137 00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:34,099 I didn't realize you were a 1138 00:37:32,139 --> 00:37:34,099 tenor. 1139 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,099 Yeah, most people don't 1140 00:37:34,099 --> 00:37:36,099 expect that from me. 1141 00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:37,070 I bet they don't. 1142 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,170 Unfortunately, 1143 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:42,030 we already have someone in 1144 00:37:39,210 --> 00:37:42,030 your vocal range right now. 1145 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:44,239 So I don't think it's gonna 1146 00:37:42,030 --> 00:37:44,239 be a really good fit for us. 1147 00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:45,199 Oh. 1148 00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:47,119 That, that's too bad. 1149 00:37:47,119 --> 00:37:49,099 It really is. 1150 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,190 Yeah, it really, really is. 1151 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,119 Oh, but would you like to take 1152 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,179 one of my heavenly cookies over 1153 00:37:55,119 --> 00:37:57,179 there? 1154 00:37:57,179 --> 00:37:58,159 My little angels. 1155 00:37:58,159 --> 00:37:59,139 Hi guys! 1156 00:37:59,139 --> 00:38:00,269 For the road? 1157 00:38:00,269 --> 00:38:02,090 Uh, I'm good. 1158 00:38:02,090 --> 00:38:03,039 Are you sure? 1159 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:03,289 They're delish. 1160 00:38:03,289 --> 00:38:05,230 Maybe uh, save it for the poor 1161 00:38:03,289 --> 00:38:05,230 kids 1162 00:38:05,230 --> 00:38:07,170 at the toy drive tomorrow night. 1163 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,289 Well now that is a 1164 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:10,289 thoughtful though, Cole. 1165 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,269 Yes, and um, okay. 1166 00:38:12,269 --> 00:38:13,170 Well, you know what? 1167 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:15,090 Better try next year, right? 1168 00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:17,130 Good try today. 1169 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,130 ♪ Aah ♪ 1170 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,170 All right, we'll see you 1171 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,170 a bit later then, Cole. 1172 00:38:20,170 --> 00:38:21,179 Bye bye. 1173 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,130 (ominous music) 1174 00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,260 Oh angel Jennifer, I shan't. 1175 00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,219 Well what's, one little bite of 1176 00:38:30,039 --> 00:38:32,219 your, 1177 00:38:32,219 --> 00:38:34,099 your wing gonna do, right? 1178 00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:36,159 Oh, I mean. 1179 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:40,269 How many calories can that be? 1180 00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:46,110 (Aunt Becky moaning) 1181 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:56,050 (ominous music) 1182 00:38:56,050 --> 00:38:58,000 I missed you so much. 1183 00:39:00,030 --> 00:39:03,059 Mommy, why did you hurt me? 1184 00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:06,039 (Aunt Becky screams) 1185 00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,199 What, what what? 1186 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,239 Oh my gosh. 1187 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,219 My angels, 1188 00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:12,199 I didn't realize you guys were 1189 00:39:10,219 --> 00:39:12,199 all alive. 1190 00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:14,139 You killed Jennifer! 1191 00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:15,090 Bad mommy! 1192 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,110 I, I didn't know what I was 1193 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:17,110 doing. 1194 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:18,250 I can make you a new friend. 1195 00:39:18,250 --> 00:39:20,110 (cookies crying) 1196 00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:21,059 Please don't cry. 1197 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,039 (ominous music) 1198 00:39:22,039 --> 00:39:23,130 Jingle bells! 1199 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,150 No. 1200 00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:26,280 Do you know what time it is? 1201 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,130 (Aunt Becky screaming) 1202 00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,280 Cookie time! 1203 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,219 (Satan Claus laughs evilly) 1204 00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:33,170 (Aunt Becky screaming) 1205 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,139 Burn bright, my little star 1206 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:36,139 baker. 1207 00:39:36,139 --> 00:39:39,179 (Satan Claus laughs) 1208 00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:52,110 that there's literally no waywh 1209 00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:55,039 to get a coffee in a 1210 00:39:52,110 --> 00:39:55,039 coffee shop this morning. 1211 00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:56,170 Yes. 1212 00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:57,119 Great, fantastic. 1213 00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,090 Well, I hope you have a great 1214 00:39:57,119 --> 00:39:59,090 day 1215 00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,170 because you're making me have 1216 00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:02,170 vodka for breakfast, again. 1217 00:40:04,019 --> 00:40:04,280 Watch it. 1218 00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:09,239 Don't help us or anything. 1219 00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,179 Oh I uh, I wasn't going to. 1220 00:40:12,269 --> 00:40:14,230 Um, give us a second, Joy. 1221 00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:15,230 Of course. 1222 00:40:15,230 --> 00:40:17,050 You know what, Holly? 1223 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:18,269 With Chris Pringle you are 1224 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:18,269 barking up 1225 00:40:18,269 --> 00:40:19,289 the wrong Christmas tree. 1226 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:23,230 Oh my God, I am not 1227 00:40:19,289 --> 00:40:23,230 interested in Chris Pringle. 1228 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,190 Okay, like maybe to like 1229 00:40:23,230 --> 00:40:26,190 bang once before I bounce. 1230 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,190 Why is everybody so obsessed 1231 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:30,190 with love in this town? 1232 00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:34,099 Well at least we can love 1233 00:40:30,190 --> 00:40:34,099 something other than the bottle. 1234 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,239 Go back to the big city 1235 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:37,239 and drink your life away. 1236 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:42,119 Okay, and why don't you go 1237 00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:42,119 straight to hell, Mayor. 1238 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,230 Ugh! 1239 00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:48,000 The nerve. 1240 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,030 Uh, the gala committee needs you 1241 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,250 to approve tonight's gala 1242 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,250 decorations. 1243 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,019 They also have some 1244 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,019 questions about the auction. 1245 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:55,050 Why do I have to do everything? 1246 00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:57,070 Because you're the mayor. 1247 00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,010 I guess I'll have to try on 1248 00:40:58,260 --> 00:41:01,010 my dresses at the hall, then. 1249 00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,070 You're gonna look great in 1250 00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,070 everything. 1251 00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:05,099 Oh, thank you I, I mean I've 1252 00:41:02,070 --> 00:41:05,099 been working out a lot, so. 1253 00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:06,159 It shows. 1254 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:09,130 (whimsical music) 1255 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:16,179 How's it going in there? 1256 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,090 Joy, do you call this polyester 1257 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:23,090 candy cane mess, classy? 1258 00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:25,219 'Cause if I wear it tonight, 1259 00:41:23,090 --> 00:41:25,219 kids will lick me to death. 1260 00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:28,239 Uh, well, there are still 1261 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,210 a few more options that you 1262 00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,210 haven't tried. 1263 00:41:31,210 --> 00:41:34,010 This one's custom. 1264 00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:35,159 It's from Paris. 1265 00:41:35,159 --> 00:41:37,269 Oh, now we're talking. 1266 00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:41,010 Oh, but it's a size zero, so. 1267 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:41,280 Trust me. 1268 00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,010 I'm a size zero, Joy. 1269 00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:46,159 Of course you are. 1270 00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,090 Double zero even. 1271 00:41:59,219 --> 00:42:03,059 (light mysterious music) 1272 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:07,210 Joy, you weren't kidding. 1273 00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:09,099 I think we have a winner. 1274 00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:12,130 (ominous music) 1275 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:13,159 Do you need a hand? 1276 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:17,099 Oh thank you, Joy. 1277 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,019 It must have been a man 1278 00:42:17,099 --> 00:42:20,019 that invented side zippers. 1279 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,110 See, I told you I was a size 1280 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,110 zero. 1281 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,010 Your bow looks a little limp, 1282 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:25,010 Mayor. 1283 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,059 Perhaps I could assist you with 1284 00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:28,059 it, hm? 1285 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:31,170 (Danica whimpering) 1286 00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:33,110 Are you okay? 1287 00:42:33,110 --> 00:42:34,239 Mayor? 1288 00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,230 (Danica choking) 1289 00:42:36,230 --> 00:42:38,059 Danica? 1290 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,019 Mayor? 1291 00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:43,079 (Danica choking) 1292 00:42:43,079 --> 00:42:44,289 Do you need me to come in there? 1293 00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:47,269 SATAN CLAUS: Oh that 1294 00:42:44,289 --> 00:42:47,269 dress is just to die for. 1295 00:42:47,269 --> 00:42:50,039 (Satan Claus laughing evilly) 1296 00:42:50,039 --> 00:42:53,099 (Danica choking) 1297 00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:55,269 I have this trick with 1298 00:42:53,099 --> 00:42:55,269 butter and a coat hanger. 1299 00:42:55,269 --> 00:42:57,119 I can get you right in there. 1300 00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:00,170 SATAN CLAUS: Isn't that 1301 00:42:58,139 --> 00:43:00,170 line a little tight? 1302 00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:03,119 (Satan Claus laughing) 1303 00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:04,179 I'm coming in there. 1304 00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:08,019 (tense music) 1305 00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:16,110 (Satan Claus laughing) 1306 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,280 Is there any way to just like 1307 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,199 get a normal coffee around here? 1308 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,010 But you're so ho ho, hot, 1309 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:26,010 chocolate. 1310 00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:28,179 Chad, that's not even 1311 00:43:26,010 --> 00:43:28,179 a real play on words. 1312 00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:31,139 Not everything said here has to 1313 00:43:28,179 --> 00:43:31,139 be like, 1314 00:43:31,139 --> 00:43:34,139 Christmas explosion. 1315 00:43:34,139 --> 00:43:35,260 Nah, I disatree. 1316 00:43:35,260 --> 00:43:37,010 Chad. 1317 00:43:37,010 --> 00:43:38,010 I'll murder you in your sleep. 1318 00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:38,289 That one needs work. 1319 00:43:38,289 --> 00:43:39,239 Chad! 1320 00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:40,130 What's going on? 1321 00:43:40,130 --> 00:43:41,190 A monster took the Mayor! 1322 00:43:41,190 --> 00:43:42,139 What? 1323 00:43:42,139 --> 00:43:43,099 Let's go. 1324 00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:47,230 She went through there. 1325 00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:50,210 With him, the monster man. 1326 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,190 I didn't see him but he had 1327 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:53,190 this horrible chuckle like, 1328 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:56,289 nails on a chalkboard 1329 00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:56,289 mixed with a lion's roar. 1330 00:43:58,039 --> 00:43:59,099 Shit. 1331 00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:00,269 We'll get one of your brother's 1332 00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:00,269 down here to investigate. 1333 00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:02,139 Maybe Cole. 1334 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,000 Yes, definitely, definitely 1335 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,000 Cole. 1336 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,099 Maybe he can see where the 1337 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,099 air vent goes, you know? 1338 00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:10,199 Meanwhile just, try to relax, 1339 00:44:07,099 --> 00:44:10,199 okay? 1340 00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:12,260 How the frankincense am I 1341 00:44:10,199 --> 00:44:12,260 supposed to relax right now? 1342 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:15,190 Well, you used to be a 1343 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:15,190 competitive snowman builder, 1344 00:44:15,190 --> 00:44:16,170 right? 1345 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,150 Okay yeah, that's not a thing. 1346 00:44:18,150 --> 00:44:20,130 Tell that to my coach. 1347 00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:24,010 I medaled at the world snowman 1348 00:44:20,130 --> 00:44:24,010 championship in Finland. 1349 00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:25,050 Twice. 1350 00:44:25,050 --> 00:44:26,170 Twice. 1351 00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:31,210 Okay then go and build a 1352 00:44:26,170 --> 00:44:31,210 freaking snowman. 1353 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:33,110 You know, frozen. 1354 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:36,059 You see, Chad. 1355 00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:38,010 I am not crazy. 1356 00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:39,019 I know you're not. 1357 00:44:39,269 --> 00:44:42,239 This is not normal for 1358 00:44:39,269 --> 00:44:42,239 Ornaments. 1359 00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:46,099 For anywhere. 1360 00:44:58,210 --> 00:45:00,050 Now for the eyes. 1361 00:45:01,150 --> 00:45:03,159 I wonder what I can use. 1362 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280 SATAN CLAUS: I can help you with 1363 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,280 those. 1364 00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:13,119 I spy some pretty little eyes. 1365 00:45:14,289 --> 00:45:15,260 Hello? 1366 00:45:18,059 --> 00:45:19,170 Noel? 1367 00:45:19,170 --> 00:45:20,079 Cole? 1368 00:45:20,079 --> 00:45:22,159 SATAN CLAUS: No no, over here. 1369 00:45:22,159 --> 00:45:23,119 That's right. 1370 00:45:24,059 --> 00:45:27,059 Why don't you come a little 1371 00:45:24,059 --> 00:45:27,059 closer. 1372 00:45:28,289 --> 00:45:31,219 Would you like to be 1373 00:45:28,289 --> 00:45:31,219 friends with a snowman, Joy? 1374 00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:36,030 Would you like to go 1375 00:45:32,269 --> 00:45:36,030 on a magical adventure 1376 00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:37,269 just like you've always dreamed 1377 00:45:36,030 --> 00:45:37,269 of? 1378 00:45:39,150 --> 00:45:40,099 (Satan Claus laughing) 1379 00:45:40,099 --> 00:45:42,190 (Joy grunting) 1380 00:45:42,190 --> 00:45:45,030 (dark music) 1381 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,019 (flesh ripping) 1382 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,260 Hello? 1383 00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,239 (melancholy music) 1384 00:46:20,119 --> 00:46:25,139 Shit. 1385 00:46:26,010 --> 00:46:27,000 (horrific music) 1386 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,059 Oh Jesus! 1387 00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:30,030 God, you scared the crap out of 1388 00:46:28,059 --> 00:46:30,030 me. 1389 00:46:30,030 --> 00:46:31,099 Where's Aunt Becky? 1390 00:46:31,099 --> 00:46:32,250 Oh I, I don't know. 1391 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,260 I was downtown working 1392 00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:34,260 on my nativity scene. 1393 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,059 It's gonna rock everyone's 1394 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:37,059 Christmas socks off. 1395 00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:38,199 Aunt Becky said that she 1396 00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:38,199 had choir practice here 1397 00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:40,210 and then she was gonna 1398 00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:40,210 carpool with us to the gala. 1399 00:46:40,210 --> 00:46:42,230 Maybe she changed her mind. 1400 00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:43,190 Now you go get ready. 1401 00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,250 You have a gingerbread gala to 1402 00:46:43,190 --> 00:46:45,250 cover. 1403 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:47,019 Right, yeah. 1404 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,250 Does it, kinda like, smell funny 1405 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:51,250 to you? 1406 00:46:52,179 --> 00:46:53,219 Cookies. 1407 00:46:53,219 --> 00:46:56,170 And let's drop by my nativity 1408 00:46:53,219 --> 00:46:56,170 scene on the way there. 1409 00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,119 This is it. 1410 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,269 Hey! 1411 00:47:05,269 --> 00:47:08,230 Losers, my sister here, 1412 00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,039 look she spent a lot of 1413 00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,039 time on this nativity scene, 1414 00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,210 so why don't you and your little 1415 00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,210 friend 1416 00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,199 go and fill your lungs 1417 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:18,039 with electronic teen 1418 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:18,039 cancer somewhere else? 1419 00:47:18,039 --> 00:47:19,059 Get out of here. 1420 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,059 Scram. 1421 00:47:22,190 --> 00:47:24,000 Thank you, Hol. 1422 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,239 Hey, I think your nativity 1423 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,239 scene looks... 1424 00:47:31,219 --> 00:47:32,230 sweet. 1425 00:47:32,230 --> 00:47:33,239 Oh! 1426 00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:36,030 Thank you. 1427 00:47:36,030 --> 00:47:37,110 Come on, let's go. 1428 00:47:38,219 --> 00:47:40,230 See that little camel? 1429 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:44,110 (ominous music) 1430 00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:51,030 The silent auction for 1431 00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:51,030 the gingerbread houses 1432 00:47:51,030 --> 00:47:52,250 is already underway. 1433 00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:55,280 But these are not your typical 1434 00:47:52,250 --> 00:47:55,280 structures. 1435 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,230 There are skyscrapers, theme 1436 00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:00,230 parks, even a Mall of America. 1437 00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:04,059 All made out of molasses and 1438 00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:04,059 dough. 1439 00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:08,079 Holly, do I spy a gingerbread 1440 00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:08,079 Statue of Liberty? 1441 00:48:08,079 --> 00:48:10,000 You sure do, Christie. 1442 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,059 Oh, America's never looked so 1443 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,059 delicious. 1444 00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:15,190 (Holly laughs) 1445 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,260 Well, I'll be back here tomorrow 1446 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:17,260 night 1447 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:21,010 for the very white elephant gift 1448 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:21,010 exchange. 1449 00:48:21,010 --> 00:48:22,239 Christie, Dean. 1450 00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,199 Thanks Holly. 1451 00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:26,199 Up next, Autumn. 1452 00:48:26,199 --> 00:48:29,019 The very incredible baby hippo 1453 00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:32,190 who can paint with her webbed 1454 00:48:29,019 --> 00:48:32,190 feet. 1455 00:48:32,190 --> 00:48:33,170 Adorable. 1456 00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:35,070 Oh man. 1457 00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:37,010 These cheapy candy cane heels. 1458 00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,289 They're just, they're killing 1459 00:48:37,010 --> 00:48:38,289 me. 1460 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:40,050 (rhythmic drumming) 1461 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,159 Oh great, the dancing portion 1462 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:43,159 of the evening has begun. 1463 00:48:43,159 --> 00:48:45,099 Time to get the fudge home. 1464 00:48:45,099 --> 00:48:47,050 Fudge, sounds like Ornaments' 1465 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,190 maybe rubbing off on you after 1466 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,190 all. 1467 00:48:48,190 --> 00:48:50,039 Ha ha, it's not. 1468 00:48:50,039 --> 00:48:51,000 I meant to say. 1469 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,099 Frost. 1470 00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:53,119 Miss Frost. 1471 00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:54,070 Oh, no thanks. 1472 00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:56,059 Those ham balls taste like rat 1473 00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:56,059 meat 1474 00:48:56,059 --> 00:48:58,030 stuffed into dirty baby socks. 1475 00:48:58,030 --> 00:49:00,210 Actually, I was wondering 1476 00:48:58,030 --> 00:49:00,210 if you'd like to dance. 1477 00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:02,119 Holly hates dancing. 1478 00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:04,019 Prom night, senior year. 1479 00:49:04,019 --> 00:49:06,010 She had us teepee the 1480 00:49:04,019 --> 00:49:06,010 principal's house instead. 1481 00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:09,150 Well, maybe I could um, make an 1482 00:49:06,010 --> 00:49:09,150 exception. 1483 00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:10,230 Jack Goldman. 1484 00:49:10,230 --> 00:49:11,250 Goldman. 1485 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,219 You're the one who's house 1486 00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:13,219 got Christmas lighted. 1487 00:49:13,219 --> 00:49:15,250 By some vaping teen skamps. 1488 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,119 Why, is me being Jewish a 1489 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,119 problem? 1490 00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:18,130 Not at all. 1491 00:49:18,130 --> 00:49:19,159 I find it quite exotic. 1492 00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:20,219 I mean, for this town. 1493 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:24,119 Are you good to pack up on your 1494 00:49:22,070 --> 00:49:24,119 own? 1495 00:49:24,119 --> 00:49:25,070 Sure. 1496 00:49:25,070 --> 00:49:26,039 Great. 1497 00:49:30,030 --> 00:49:31,199 Ooh. 1498 00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:36,030 Deputy Wreath, you clean up 1499 00:49:31,199 --> 00:49:36,030 like a maid at a frat house. 1500 00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,159 I was wondering if I 1501 00:49:36,030 --> 00:49:38,159 could have this dance. 1502 00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,130 I I I was just gonna ask the 1503 00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:40,130 same thing. 1504 00:49:40,130 --> 00:49:41,079 Chris. 1505 00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:42,210 Boys, she's taken. 1506 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:44,030 Well, I'm not taken. 1507 00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:44,230 It's just supposed to be like a 1508 00:49:44,030 --> 00:49:44,230 dance. 1509 00:49:44,230 --> 00:49:47,019 Aren't you working, Goldman? 1510 00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:48,139 Holly, one song, just you and 1511 00:49:47,019 --> 00:49:48,139 me. 1512 00:49:48,139 --> 00:49:49,269 Okay, boys, boys boys boys. 1513 00:49:49,269 --> 00:49:51,190 There's no need to fight. 1514 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:54,269 Why don't we head back 1515 00:49:51,190 --> 00:49:54,269 to my sister's place 1516 00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:57,260 and have a little four person 1517 00:49:54,269 --> 00:49:57,260 dance party 1518 00:49:57,260 --> 00:49:59,099 in my childhood bedroom? 1519 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,210 Wait, I don't remember 1520 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,210 the floor in your room 1521 00:50:02,210 --> 00:50:04,139 being that big, Hol. 1522 00:50:04,139 --> 00:50:07,119 (Faith screaming) 1523 00:50:09,099 --> 00:50:11,070 Honey what's, what's wrong? 1524 00:50:11,070 --> 00:50:14,030 Danica, she, she's dead. 1525 00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:15,079 Hey, Danica's just late to the 1526 00:50:14,030 --> 00:50:15,079 gala. 1527 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:18,070 No, I saw her outside in a 1528 00:50:15,079 --> 00:50:18,070 manger, 1529 00:50:18,070 --> 00:50:20,119 dressed like a wise man. 1530 00:50:20,119 --> 00:50:22,230 (Faith crying) 1531 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:23,260 Oh my gosh! 1532 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,079 Chad, grab my camera, press 1533 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,079 the damn record button. 1534 00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:28,070 Kevins, get me back on, 1535 00:50:26,079 --> 00:50:28,070 I've got breaking news. 1536 00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:30,269 Move people, out of the way! 1537 00:50:30,269 --> 00:50:34,000 Now the quality of ivory in a 1538 00:50:30,269 --> 00:50:34,000 hippos tusk 1539 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,010 is not as good as an elephant's 1540 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,010 tusk. 1541 00:50:37,010 --> 00:50:37,219 It's not good. 1542 00:50:37,219 --> 00:50:39,000 But it does not hold them back 1543 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,230 from being exceptional artists. 1544 00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:44,000 I mean, Jackson Pollock at this 1545 00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:44,000 age. 1546 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,250 Now, can you see me? 1547 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,139 Hear me? 1548 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,139 Yes, Holly? 1549 00:50:45,139 --> 00:50:47,030 Okay, we're almost there. 1550 00:50:47,030 --> 00:50:48,170 Excuse me. 1551 00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:52,239 A young girl has just found 1552 00:50:49,230 --> 00:50:52,239 Mayor Danica Bells dead outside, 1553 00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,039 posed in a gruesome nativity 1554 00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,039 scene. 1555 00:50:55,039 --> 00:50:56,099 I think I have a guess 1556 00:50:56,099 --> 00:50:58,099 as to what may have killed Mayor 1557 00:50:56,099 --> 00:50:58,099 Bells. 1558 00:51:04,210 --> 00:51:06,079 False alarm, um. 1559 00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:09,230 - Back to you. 1560 00:51:07,190 --> 00:51:09,230 - Yes. 1561 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,050 What's with the interrupting, 1562 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:12,050 about the death stuff again? 1563 00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,170 - It's always about murders. 1564 00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,170 - 'Cause now my heart rate 1565 00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:16,150 is certainly up. 1566 00:51:16,150 --> 00:51:17,150 You know what? 1567 00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:19,159 This is why we love to 1568 00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:19,159 share human interests 1569 00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,230 and also hippo interest stories. 1570 00:51:22,190 --> 00:51:24,070 Huh, no no no. 1571 00:51:24,070 --> 00:51:24,280 Oh no. 1572 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,039 Daddy, daddy, I swear I saw her. 1573 00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:27,159 You have to believe me. 1574 00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:28,119 I think you've just had 1575 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,289 a little too much sugar tonight, 1576 00:51:28,119 --> 00:51:29,289 honey. 1577 00:51:29,289 --> 00:51:31,039 I believe you, Faith. 1578 00:51:32,070 --> 00:51:33,090 You do? 1579 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:35,250 Holly thinks that all the blood 1580 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,130 and missing people could be the 1581 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,130 work of, 1582 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:40,199 Satan. 1583 00:51:40,199 --> 00:51:41,219 It's true. 1584 00:51:41,219 --> 00:51:42,170 Do you have any proof? 1585 00:51:42,170 --> 00:51:43,170 Yeah, I have proof. 1586 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,130 I have a picture of a 1587 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,130 note written in blood, 1588 00:51:45,130 --> 00:51:47,119 and you saw the vent, plus 1589 00:51:45,130 --> 00:51:47,119 the van the other night. 1590 00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,000 No, those are the same vaping 1591 00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,000 teens 1592 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,150 who vandalized Goldman's place. 1593 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,099 They probably used cranberry 1594 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,099 sauce or something. 1595 00:51:52,099 --> 00:51:54,000 It's not cranberry sauce. 1596 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,159 If you would test it you would 1597 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,159 see that. 1598 00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,079 Okay, I'm gonna find Danica 1599 00:51:55,159 --> 00:51:58,079 and put this all to bed. 1600 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,260 Faith, why don't you go lend a 1601 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,260 hand. 1602 00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:02,199 Yeah, okay. 1603 00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:08,030 Holly, you're freaking everyone 1604 00:52:05,230 --> 00:52:08,030 out. 1605 00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:10,210 Yeah, well we should 1606 00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:10,210 be freaked out, Chris. 1607 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,000 Look, over the past few days, 1608 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,179 your Mayor cousin, 1609 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,179 snowman building Joy, 1610 00:52:14,179 --> 00:52:18,210 those two nerdy baristas, and 1611 00:52:14,179 --> 00:52:18,210 Aunt Becky have all vanished. 1612 00:52:18,210 --> 00:52:19,179 It's Satan. 1613 00:52:20,159 --> 00:52:22,219 Holly, I care about you. 1614 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:26,130 But the devil doesn't make 1615 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:26,130 baristas disappear for sport. 1616 00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:31,050 And throwing around the S 1617 00:52:26,130 --> 00:52:31,050 word, isn't good for Faith. 1618 00:52:32,019 --> 00:52:33,000 She's sensitive. 1619 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:36,250 Because of her mother and 1620 00:52:34,050 --> 00:52:36,250 the hot air balloon accident, 1621 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,289 I can't have anything happen to 1622 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,289 her. 1623 00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,010 Especially something so, 1624 00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:42,010 darn silly. 1625 00:52:42,010 --> 00:52:43,210 No, Chris, I'm telling you. 1626 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:46,099 Look, I think it's best 1627 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:46,099 you find a new camera man. 1628 00:52:47,079 --> 00:52:48,110 And a new man friend. 1629 00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:50,260 Uh. 1630 00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:51,219 I gotta go. 1631 00:52:56,030 --> 00:52:57,019 We're not dating. 1632 00:52:58,139 --> 00:52:59,230 Satan. 1633 00:52:59,230 --> 00:53:00,250 I warned you, Holly. 1634 00:53:00,250 --> 00:53:02,070 No depressing stuff. 1635 00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,130 And, you cut off our painting 1636 00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,130 hippo story. 1637 00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,000 If you want that anchor cheese, 1638 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000 you stick to the script and 1639 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000 look relatable while doing it. 1640 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,079 So smile like crazy when 1641 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,079 you're with the kiddos tonight. 1642 00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:13,130 Something is not right here 1643 00:53:13,130 --> 00:53:14,250 and I want to solve why. 1644 00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:17,090 Yeah, no solving, just smiling. 1645 00:53:21,219 --> 00:53:22,179 Who was that? 1646 00:53:22,179 --> 00:53:24,139 Just my bitch boss. 1647 00:53:25,099 --> 00:53:26,289 He, like the rest of Ornaments, 1648 00:53:26,289 --> 00:53:28,130 doesn't give a flying fudge 1649 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,230 that freaky stuff is 1650 00:53:28,130 --> 00:53:30,230 happening in this world. 1651 00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:32,280 I don't know. 1652 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,050 Maybe he's right, maybe, 1653 00:53:34,289 --> 00:53:36,250 maybe I shouldn't either. 1654 00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:39,150 Do you ever wear your hair down? 1655 00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:40,280 I overheard your call. 1656 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:41,239 Oh no. 1657 00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:46,070 If you want to be more 1658 00:53:42,210 --> 00:53:46,070 relatable, may I? 1659 00:53:47,010 --> 00:53:48,159 (sleigh bells ringing) 1660 00:53:48,159 --> 00:53:49,159 Sure. 1661 00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:50,059 Okay. 1662 00:53:50,059 --> 00:53:52,079 (cheerful music) 1663 00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:05,260 (Cookie laughs) 1664 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:07,159 And now for the grand finale. 1665 00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,150 Um. 1666 00:54:11,150 --> 00:54:13,050 Have a holly jolly Christmas. 1667 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,150 You get it? 1668 00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:15,230 Um, not a clue. 1669 00:54:17,010 --> 00:54:17,260 Because your name is Holly. 1670 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:19,139 I'm kidding, Cook. 1671 00:54:19,139 --> 00:54:21,239 It's amazing. 1672 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,050 Now get outta here so I can 1673 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,050 change into this masterpiece. 1674 00:54:24,050 --> 00:54:25,059 Oh, hold on. 1675 00:54:27,269 --> 00:54:29,219 Okay, it's not very Christmassy. 1676 00:54:29,219 --> 00:54:31,030 No, it's for when you put on the 1677 00:54:29,219 --> 00:54:31,030 sweater 1678 00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:33,099 to protect your makeup and your 1679 00:54:31,030 --> 00:54:33,099 curls. 1680 00:54:33,099 --> 00:54:35,050 That's very weird. 1681 00:54:35,050 --> 00:54:36,019 Okay. 1682 00:54:36,019 --> 00:54:37,119 Hey, hey hey hey. 1683 00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:40,130 Thank you. 1684 00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:42,050 What's family for? 1685 00:54:43,070 --> 00:54:44,119 Yay! 1686 00:54:44,119 --> 00:54:45,139 Yay, yay, yay. 1687 00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:49,139 Okay. 1688 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,219 (mysterious music) 1689 00:54:56,219 --> 00:54:58,079 Perfectly relatable. 1690 00:54:58,079 --> 00:55:01,000 (ominous music) 1691 00:55:05,059 --> 00:55:06,139 Okay, ready people. 1692 00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:08,210 Three, two, show time. 1693 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:13,239 Everybody ready for some 1694 00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:13,239 holiday cheer and magic? 1695 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,250 Okay Faith, open up your 1696 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,250 present. 1697 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,280 And, what did you get, little 1698 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,280 girl? 1699 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,010 Ooh, I think it might be 1700 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,010 raspberry jelly. 1701 00:55:26,010 --> 00:55:27,059 Ooh. 1702 00:55:27,059 --> 00:55:28,139 I think it leaked through. 1703 00:55:28,139 --> 00:55:29,139 Wow. 1704 00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,000 Okay, you can open up 1705 00:55:29,139 --> 00:55:32,000 your presents now, too. 1706 00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,030 Ah! 1707 00:55:34,030 --> 00:55:35,010 Oh wait, it's uh. 1708 00:55:35,010 --> 00:55:36,179 (ominous music) 1709 00:55:36,179 --> 00:55:37,199 It's a foot. 1710 00:55:39,190 --> 00:55:40,269 From a person. 1711 00:55:40,269 --> 00:55:42,099 (people gasping) 1712 00:55:42,099 --> 00:55:44,239 MAN: Is that, is that real? 1713 00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,159 (ominous music) 1714 00:56:11,269 --> 00:56:13,030 Holly. 1715 00:56:13,030 --> 00:56:14,099 Are you having a stroke? 1716 00:56:14,099 --> 00:56:16,050 Uh, yeah um. 1717 00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:20,260 I think that maybe we 1718 00:56:16,050 --> 00:56:20,260 should, uh, wrap this up. 1719 00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:23,110 I'm uh. 1720 00:56:20,260 --> 00:56:23,110 Thank you. 1721 00:56:23,110 --> 00:56:24,059 I think, I mean. 1722 00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:26,010 Put the fudging camera down, 1723 00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:26,010 Chad! 1724 00:56:26,010 --> 00:56:27,199 Oh my God, Cookie! 1725 00:56:27,199 --> 00:56:29,130 (people gasping) 1726 00:56:29,130 --> 00:56:30,110 She's not breathing! 1727 00:56:30,110 --> 00:56:31,110 Someone call an ambulance! 1728 00:56:31,110 --> 00:56:33,090 I can do CPR while we wait. 1729 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,110 Can I get the parents 1730 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:35,110 to grab their children 1731 00:56:35,110 --> 00:56:37,090 and take them home immediately. 1732 00:56:37,090 --> 00:56:38,289 That's an order. 1733 00:56:38,289 --> 00:56:40,050 All of this it, 1734 00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,099 it must have triggered her 1735 00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,099 back to that Christmas morning. 1736 00:56:43,099 --> 00:56:44,239 She's gonna be okay, right? 1737 00:56:46,110 --> 00:56:47,190 She has to be okay. 1738 00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:54,199 (sirens blaring) 1739 00:56:49,199 --> 00:56:54,199 (dramatic music) 1740 00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:06,099 This is the same thing happened 1741 00:57:03,039 --> 00:57:06,099 to your parents, isn't it? 1742 00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:07,119 Yeah, Aunt Becky said they were 1743 00:57:06,099 --> 00:57:07,119 found 1744 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,260 wrapped up like gifts 1745 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,260 under the Christmas tree. 1746 00:57:11,070 --> 00:57:13,099 If the killer really is back, 1747 00:57:13,099 --> 00:57:15,159 that means he went dormant for 1748 00:57:13,099 --> 00:57:15,159 decades 1749 00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,170 and came back right when you 1750 00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:17,170 did. 1751 00:57:17,170 --> 00:57:19,000 What are you saying, Noel? 1752 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,099 I'm saying it's a hell of a 1753 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:22,099 coincidence. 1754 00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:23,000 I don't have time for this right 1755 00:57:22,099 --> 00:57:23,000 now. 1756 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,010 I need to be with my sister. 1757 00:57:24,010 --> 00:57:25,090 Chad, Chris, wait up. 1758 00:57:38,059 --> 00:57:39,070 Hey. 1759 00:57:41,179 --> 00:57:42,179 It's warm. 1760 00:57:42,179 --> 00:57:43,199 Thank you. 1761 00:57:45,150 --> 00:57:46,159 How you feeling? 1762 00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:53,110 My brain's just trying to 1763 00:57:48,119 --> 00:57:53,110 make sense of all this. 1764 00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:56,010 You know I, I knew there 1765 00:57:53,110 --> 00:57:56,010 was evil in the world, 1766 00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:58,059 just not here in Ornaments. 1767 00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,289 I mean not for a long time, 1768 00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,289 at least. 1769 00:58:00,289 --> 00:58:02,210 Now it's back and it's all my 1770 00:58:00,289 --> 00:58:02,210 fault. 1771 00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,219 No, you can't blame yourself, 1772 00:58:02,210 --> 00:58:04,219 Holly. 1773 00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:06,110 Maybe not for the letter that 1774 00:58:04,219 --> 00:58:06,110 I wrote when we were kids, 1775 00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,059 but the one the other night, 1776 00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,059 I mean. 1777 00:58:09,090 --> 00:58:10,159 I don't know. 1778 00:58:11,219 --> 00:58:14,190 I always thought that the devil 1779 00:58:11,219 --> 00:58:14,190 was just made up, you know? 1780 00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:18,230 Like a mascot for the bad 1781 00:58:14,190 --> 00:58:18,230 so that people wouldn't sin. 1782 00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:22,210 An evil spirit that was just 1783 00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:22,210 as fictitious as the one 1784 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:25,039 with the white beard that 1785 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:25,039 I thought I was writing to. 1786 00:58:25,039 --> 00:58:27,289 (phone ringing) 1787 00:58:27,289 --> 00:58:28,260 Oy. 1788 00:58:29,230 --> 00:58:30,130 It's my boss. 1789 00:58:32,030 --> 00:58:33,179 Probably calling to fire my ass. 1790 00:58:33,179 --> 00:58:35,000 Oh, you don't know that. 1791 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,269 Hm. 1792 00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:38,099 I'll be fine. 1793 00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,219 Just, I'm glad you're here with 1794 00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:40,219 me. 1795 00:58:40,219 --> 00:58:42,070 Okay, I'll, I'll be quick. 1796 00:58:42,070 --> 00:58:43,030 Okay. 1797 00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:47,159 Pretty crazy night, huh? 1798 00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:49,139 KEVINS: More like crazy ratings. 1799 00:58:50,150 --> 00:58:51,059 What? 1800 00:58:51,059 --> 00:58:52,289 Your segment just went viral. 1801 00:58:52,289 --> 00:58:55,210 Over three million views 1802 00:58:52,289 --> 00:58:55,210 in just under an hour. 1803 00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,230 Guess I was wrong, eh? 1804 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,210 People don't want feel 1805 00:58:56,230 --> 00:58:59,210 good, they want darkness, 1806 00:58:59,210 --> 00:59:02,260 blood and gore, so, come 1807 00:58:59,210 --> 00:59:02,260 on, let's give it to 'em. 1808 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:04,039 That is disgusting. 1809 00:59:04,039 --> 00:59:05,000 You are talking about people 1810 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,059 who lost their lives including 1811 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,059 my aunt. 1812 00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:09,199 Listen, it's time to get 1813 00:59:07,059 --> 00:59:09,199 back to investigative, Holly. 1814 00:59:09,199 --> 00:59:11,260 Find out who's doing the kills. 1815 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:15,199 Who knows, you may end up 1816 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:15,199 getting poached by Fox News. 1817 00:59:18,230 --> 00:59:22,059 I hope scouring the B roll 1818 00:59:18,230 --> 00:59:22,059 will help us catch the killer. 1819 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,039 What if she's right? 1820 00:59:24,039 --> 00:59:25,130 Holly, that it's um, 1821 00:59:28,090 --> 00:59:29,110 Satan. 1822 00:59:29,110 --> 00:59:31,230 I got a big fat bag of evidence. 1823 00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,050 Seems to be some kind of a 1824 00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:34,050 disguise. 1825 00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:35,210 They found it behind Aunt B's. 1826 00:59:36,199 --> 00:59:38,099 Got a brown wig. 1827 00:59:40,139 --> 00:59:41,289 Camera, glasses. 1828 00:59:43,010 --> 00:59:44,219 Bubble gum lip gloss. 1829 00:59:44,219 --> 00:59:47,099 Animal print scarf and finally 1830 00:59:44,219 --> 00:59:47,099 this, 1831 00:59:48,059 --> 00:59:49,170 coral blazer. 1832 00:59:49,170 --> 00:59:50,239 Well that's tangerine. 1833 00:59:53,070 --> 00:59:54,199 Oh, holy night. 1834 00:59:55,210 --> 00:59:57,010 It's definitely tangerine. 1835 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,150 There something about these 1836 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,150 items 1837 00:59:58,150 --> 00:59:59,280 that look familiar to you? 1838 01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,239 What are you keeping from me, 1839 01:00:02,090 --> 01:00:03,239 Pringle? 1840 01:00:04,269 --> 01:00:08,099 Those, those are Holly's things. 1841 01:00:08,099 --> 01:00:09,159 What? 1842 01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,099 Noel, there's no way Holly did 1843 01:00:09,159 --> 01:00:12,099 this. 1844 01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,099 Chris. 1845 01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:16,170 Where is she now? 1846 01:00:17,199 --> 01:00:20,110 (ominous music) 1847 01:00:21,179 --> 01:00:23,010 DEPUTY WREATH: Hands up! 1848 01:00:23,010 --> 01:00:24,269 Oh oh oh! 1849 01:00:24,269 --> 01:00:25,230 Deputy. 1850 01:00:25,230 --> 01:00:28,099 Worst stripper gram ever. 1851 01:00:28,099 --> 01:00:30,019 This isn't a joke. 1852 01:00:30,019 --> 01:00:31,269 Noel told me what you did to 1853 01:00:30,019 --> 01:00:31,269 those people. 1854 01:00:31,269 --> 01:00:33,170 To our sweet little sister. 1855 01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:34,070 What? 1856 01:00:34,070 --> 01:00:34,280 Chad, what is going on here? 1857 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,000 Hands behind your back, Frost. 1858 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,119 Okay, okay, geez. 1859 01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:41,260 You're under arrest 1860 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:44,269 for six homicides in Ornaments. 1861 01:00:44,269 --> 01:00:46,159 What are you talking about? 1862 01:00:46,159 --> 01:00:47,239 The bodies that were found 1863 01:00:46,159 --> 01:00:47,239 tonight, 1864 01:00:47,239 --> 01:00:50,260 all of your sister's personal 1865 01:00:47,239 --> 01:00:50,260 belongings were there, Cookie. 1866 01:00:50,260 --> 01:00:52,119 Covered in victim's blood. 1867 01:00:52,119 --> 01:00:53,170 Oh, okay. 1868 01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,170 Look, I'm obviously being 1869 01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,170 framed. 1870 01:00:54,170 --> 01:00:55,159 Cookie. 1871 01:00:55,159 --> 01:00:56,280 No it was you, wasn't it? 1872 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,269 What? 1873 01:00:58,269 --> 01:01:00,130 You killed mom and dad 1874 01:00:58,269 --> 01:01:00,130 when we were little. 1875 01:01:00,130 --> 01:01:01,179 What? 1876 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,130 All because they wouldn't 1877 01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:03,130 buy you a Darby Dream Wagon. 1878 01:01:03,130 --> 01:01:05,269 And then, and then you came back 1879 01:01:05,269 --> 01:01:08,190 to do a news story so that 1880 01:01:05,269 --> 01:01:08,190 you would be promoted. 1881 01:01:08,190 --> 01:01:09,159 No! 1882 01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:10,280 You're a psychopath! 1883 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280 I would never do something like 1884 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:11,280 that. 1885 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,280 I love our parents, Aunt 1886 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,280 Becky, look, I love you. 1887 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,039 Yeah, yeah, and that's why you 1888 01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,039 never, 1889 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:20,239 you know, came back to visit 1890 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:20,239 or send me a birthday card. 1891 01:01:20,239 --> 01:01:21,130 (Cookie crying) 1892 01:01:21,130 --> 01:01:23,039 Just hear her out, Cookie. 1893 01:01:23,039 --> 01:01:24,010 No! 1894 01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:30,150 The only person that 1895 01:01:25,170 --> 01:01:30,150 you love is your drunk, 1896 01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:34,260 demented, depraved big city 1897 01:01:30,150 --> 01:01:34,260 self! 1898 01:01:35,250 --> 01:01:38,000 Just take her away, Deputy. 1899 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,269 No, this, this is bullshit. 1900 01:01:39,269 --> 01:01:41,090 Cole, I want a lawyer. 1901 01:01:41,090 --> 01:01:42,039 You've got one. 1902 01:01:42,039 --> 01:01:44,260 (hopeful music) 1903 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,230 Passed the bar last fall. 1904 01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:50,170 Cole, the courthouse doesn't 1905 01:01:47,230 --> 01:01:50,170 reopen until after Christmas. 1906 01:01:50,170 --> 01:01:52,039 She can stay with me in the 1907 01:01:50,170 --> 01:01:52,039 meantime. 1908 01:01:52,039 --> 01:01:54,139 She's a maniac, Pringle. 1909 01:01:54,139 --> 01:01:56,099 She's crazy, she killed Joy. 1910 01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:58,269 Uncuff her. 1911 01:01:59,210 --> 01:02:00,179 Now. 1912 01:02:03,230 --> 01:02:06,139 (Cookie crying) 1913 01:02:11,179 --> 01:02:15,079 I hear we're having a slumber 1914 01:02:11,179 --> 01:02:15,079 party? 1915 01:02:15,079 --> 01:02:16,039 Yeah. 1916 01:02:17,239 --> 01:02:19,250 Um, hey Chris. 1917 01:02:21,110 --> 01:02:25,199 Thank you, thank you both, 1918 01:02:21,110 --> 01:02:25,199 for coming to save me. 1919 01:02:26,170 --> 01:02:29,070 We believe you, about Satan. 1920 01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:32,039 Like you believed I wasn't 1921 01:02:29,070 --> 01:02:32,039 seeing things in the manger. 1922 01:02:33,010 --> 01:02:33,260 Yeah. 1923 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,059 Just, I wish my sister believed 1924 01:02:33,260 --> 01:02:37,059 me. 1925 01:02:38,210 --> 01:02:40,030 Hey, you can sleep on the couch, 1926 01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:42,210 or in the master while I'm on 1927 01:02:40,030 --> 01:02:42,210 the couch. 1928 01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,219 (distant growling) 1929 01:02:43,219 --> 01:02:44,119 Um guys, 1930 01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:46,199 um that's not Santa, is it? 1931 01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:49,050 (ominous music) 1932 01:02:49,050 --> 01:02:50,110 Oh shit. 1933 01:02:50,110 --> 01:02:51,099 Happy holidays. 1934 01:02:52,210 --> 01:02:55,030 (Satan Claus laughs) 1935 01:02:55,030 --> 01:02:56,000 Chris! 1936 01:02:57,019 --> 01:02:58,130 (Faith screams) 1937 01:02:58,130 --> 01:03:01,019 Oh, is there anything better at 1938 01:02:58,130 --> 01:03:01,019 Christmas 1939 01:03:01,019 --> 01:03:03,099 than a fallen angel. 1940 01:03:03,099 --> 01:03:04,059 (Satan Claus laughs) 1941 01:03:04,059 --> 01:03:05,010 Dad! 1942 01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:05,260 Help! 1943 01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:05,260 Daddy, 1944 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:07,059 I can't feel my fingers! 1945 01:03:07,059 --> 01:03:08,079 Don't like snow angels! 1946 01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:09,219 Holly, save us! 1947 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,019 Let them go. 1948 01:03:12,019 --> 01:03:15,099 You have done enough damage 1949 01:03:12,019 --> 01:03:15,099 to this town and to my life! 1950 01:03:15,099 --> 01:03:17,179 Oh, did I? 1951 01:03:17,179 --> 01:03:19,110 Oh that's so sad. 1952 01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:22,079 (Faith crying) 1953 01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:23,119 Screw this. 1954 01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,230 You have a sweet tooth, honey? 1955 01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:29,139 Be careful, you might get a 1956 01:03:26,230 --> 01:03:29,139 little hippy. 1957 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,289 It's over, asshole. 1958 01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:34,019 (Holly yells) 1959 01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:34,269 (candycanes stabbing flesh) 1960 01:03:34,269 --> 01:03:35,230 Oh, come on! 1961 01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:38,059 You, you just blinded me. 1962 01:03:39,070 --> 01:03:40,030 Oh, ow! 1963 01:03:42,269 --> 01:03:44,230 Oh no, look at that, I'm totally 1964 01:03:42,269 --> 01:03:44,230 fine. 1965 01:03:44,230 --> 01:03:47,019 (Satan Claus laughs) 1966 01:03:47,019 --> 01:03:48,139 What do you want? 1967 01:03:48,139 --> 01:03:50,119 What do I want? 1968 01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:53,119 You wrote me, remember? 1969 01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:56,159 You gave me Christmas. 1970 01:03:57,130 --> 01:04:01,150 Which by the way, is a 1971 01:03:57,130 --> 01:04:01,150 fabulous gift, sweetheart. 1972 01:04:01,150 --> 01:04:02,239 I am having a ball. 1973 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,090 (Chris screams) 1974 01:04:05,090 --> 01:04:06,280 CHRIS: Get out of here, Holly! 1975 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,139 (tense music) 1976 01:04:10,269 --> 01:04:12,219 (intense music) 1977 01:04:12,219 --> 01:04:14,099 (Holly grunts) 1978 01:04:14,099 --> 01:04:15,150 Run Holly! 1979 01:04:15,150 --> 01:04:17,030 To my place! 1980 01:04:17,030 --> 01:04:18,139 We'll be fine, just go quick. 1981 01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:21,280 It is the most wonderful time of 1982 01:04:18,139 --> 01:04:21,280 the year. 1983 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,230 (Satan Claus laughs) 1984 01:04:23,230 --> 01:04:26,070 (dark music) 1985 01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:33,079 (Holly panting) 1986 01:04:35,030 --> 01:04:37,219 (Holly crying) 1987 01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:44,090 (intense music) 1988 01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:44,090 (Holly gasps) 1989 01:04:44,090 --> 01:04:46,130 CHRIS: Holly, it's us. 1990 01:04:47,139 --> 01:04:49,039 Come in, come in. 1991 01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:49,289 Oh my God, are you all right? 1992 01:04:49,289 --> 01:04:51,099 I was so scared. 1993 01:04:53,130 --> 01:04:54,150 Is that fiend gone? 1994 01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:55,119 For now. 1995 01:04:56,079 --> 01:04:57,179 Exactly. 1996 01:04:57,179 --> 01:04:58,210 For now. 1997 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:01,150 We can't defeat Satan 1998 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:01,150 physically. 1999 01:05:01,150 --> 01:05:04,030 Question is, is how? 2000 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,260 Let's just get you patched up 2001 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,260 first, okay? 2002 01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:07,230 Okay. 2003 01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:13,260 - Hey. 2004 01:05:12,019 --> 01:05:13,260 - Hey. 2005 01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,190 Are you sure you don't 2006 01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:15,190 mind taking the couch? 2007 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:17,230 Oh, yeah yeah, no no, it's no 2008 01:05:15,190 --> 01:05:17,230 problem. 2009 01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:20,239 Thanks for everything this week, 2010 01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:20,239 Chris. 2011 01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,159 You've been, you've been so 2012 01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,159 great. 2013 01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:25,010 Especially considering all that 2014 01:05:23,159 --> 01:05:25,010 crap 2015 01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:27,260 that I put you through 2016 01:05:25,010 --> 01:05:27,260 when we were younger. 2017 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:30,070 Holly, we're dealing with a 2018 01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:30,070 holiday devil. 2019 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,250 Surviving together is 2020 01:05:30,070 --> 01:05:32,250 all that matters now. 2021 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,190 So, why don't you dream of 2022 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:36,190 sugarplum fairies for me, okay? 2023 01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:39,039 Okay. 2024 01:05:41,130 --> 01:05:43,010 Oh um, um. 2025 01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:45,139 No kissing, at least not this 2026 01:05:43,010 --> 01:05:45,139 early on. 2027 01:05:47,130 --> 01:05:49,050 Yeah, okay, cool. 2028 01:05:49,050 --> 01:05:52,190 You know what, I, actually I get 2029 01:05:49,050 --> 01:05:52,190 it. 2030 01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:55,010 Um. 2031 01:05:55,010 --> 01:05:56,050 (Holly laughs) 2032 01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:58,250 How bout we high five instead? 2033 01:05:58,250 --> 01:06:00,230 Uh, sure. 2034 01:06:00,230 --> 01:06:01,179 Yeah? 2035 01:06:01,179 --> 01:06:02,260 Sure. 2036 01:06:01,179 --> 01:06:02,260 Okay. 2037 01:06:02,260 --> 01:06:03,210 All right. 2038 01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:04,170 High five. 2039 01:06:06,059 --> 01:06:08,139 Um, goodnight Chris Pringle. 2040 01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,000 Night Holly Frost. 2041 01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:16,079 Hm. 2042 01:06:28,170 --> 01:06:31,280 (notifications dinging) 2043 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,269 Let me guess. 2044 01:06:56,170 --> 01:06:57,150 Santa's reindeer? 2045 01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,130 I know it probably seems silly 2046 01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,130 but, 2047 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,139 when I lost my mom to the hot 2048 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:08,139 air balloon, 2049 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,139 I became depressed. 2050 01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:15,269 I needed to find faith to 2051 01:07:12,099 --> 01:07:15,269 continue on. 2052 01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:19,070 I mean, living in Ornaments, 2053 01:07:15,269 --> 01:07:19,070 Santa seemed like a good start. 2054 01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:25,110 I put these out every year 2055 01:07:21,210 --> 01:07:25,110 and someone eats them. 2056 01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:27,119 Sure, maybe it's my dad but, 2057 01:07:28,099 --> 01:07:30,030 I like to think it's the 2058 01:07:28,099 --> 01:07:30,030 reindeer. 2059 01:07:33,199 --> 01:07:36,039 O-M-Gingerbread. 2060 01:07:36,039 --> 01:07:37,179 What is it? 2061 01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:41,289 If Satan is real, then who's 2062 01:07:37,179 --> 01:07:41,289 to say that Santa isn't? 2063 01:07:41,289 --> 01:07:43,090 I can't believe my lips 2064 01:07:41,289 --> 01:07:43,090 are about to say this, 2065 01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:46,130 but what if I wrote to 2066 01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:46,130 Santa to ask his advice 2067 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,050 on how to get this horny 2068 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:49,050 hell raiser out of Ornaments? 2069 01:07:49,050 --> 01:07:50,110 A, a letter to Santa! 2070 01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:51,059 Yes! 2071 01:07:51,059 --> 01:07:52,000 I'll get a pen. 2072 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,039 And I will get some liquid 2073 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,039 courage. 2074 01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:55,269 (both squealing) 2075 01:07:55,269 --> 01:07:58,019 Dear Santa. 2076 01:07:59,099 --> 01:08:04,119 Hey, it's been 20, 2077 01:07:59,099 --> 01:08:04,119 oh scratch that. 2078 01:08:04,119 --> 01:08:09,139 21 years since we last spoke. 2079 01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:15,099 I need to bring back joy to 2080 01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:15,099 Ornaments and take down Satan. 2081 01:08:18,199 --> 01:08:23,210 How the, fudge, do I do that? 2082 01:08:25,270 --> 01:08:29,260 Love, Holly Frost. 2083 01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:35,090 Something's not right. 2084 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,250 Winters. 2085 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,069 It says Santa, right? 2086 01:08:48,029 --> 01:08:49,050 Here goes nothin'. 2087 01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:56,060 Now we just have to get it to 2088 01:08:54,069 --> 01:08:56,060 Santa. 2089 01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,210 Oh, but the bakery's closed 2090 01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:57,210 tonight. 2091 01:09:00,170 --> 01:09:02,210 I know what that look means. 2092 01:09:03,220 --> 01:09:06,239 I have a plan, Miss Winters. 2093 01:09:08,010 --> 01:09:10,220 (hopeful music) 2094 01:09:24,180 --> 01:09:27,100 (magical music) 2095 01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:39,189 Oh my God, Faith, is everything 2096 01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:39,189 okay? 2097 01:09:39,189 --> 01:09:40,289 Better than okay. 2098 01:09:40,289 --> 01:09:41,250 What? 2099 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,189 I found this by my half eaten 2100 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,189 carrots. 2101 01:09:43,189 --> 01:09:44,250 He wrote back. 2102 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,199 What? 2103 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,199 Santa's real. 2104 01:09:45,199 --> 01:09:46,180 Open it, open it. 2105 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:49,090 (Holly squeals) 2106 01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,250 Dear Holly, it's nice to hear 2107 01:09:51,140 --> 01:09:53,250 from you. 2108 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,250 If you help a friend in need 2109 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:57,250 and find a song in your soul, 2110 01:09:57,250 --> 01:09:59,119 you can light up the world. 2111 01:09:59,119 --> 01:10:02,029 Ho ho ho, Santa. 2112 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,100 This is straight up gibberish. 2113 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:07,260 No. 2114 01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,109 No, I think it's a riddle. 2115 01:10:09,109 --> 01:10:11,010 I love riddles. 2116 01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:14,090 Oh God, Santa wrote me a 2117 01:10:11,010 --> 01:10:14,090 fudging riddle to abolish Satan? 2118 01:10:14,090 --> 01:10:15,079 Okay, it looks like it's written 2119 01:10:15,079 --> 01:10:16,039 in three different sections. 2120 01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,260 So we should start at the 2121 01:10:16,039 --> 01:10:17,260 beginning. 2122 01:10:17,260 --> 01:10:19,060 If you help a friend in need. 2123 01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:20,199 Do you have a friend in need? 2124 01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:22,279 I don't have any friends. 2125 01:10:23,210 --> 01:10:24,189 (Holly gasps) 2126 01:10:24,189 --> 01:10:27,090 Except for Chad. 2127 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,279 (Chad sighing) 2128 01:10:32,260 --> 01:10:34,079 Oh, hey. 2129 01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:36,220 I'm glad you're not in the 2130 01:10:34,079 --> 01:10:36,220 slammer. 2131 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:37,250 Hey, what's going on Uncle Chad? 2132 01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,189 Why are you tossing out 2133 01:10:37,250 --> 01:10:40,189 all those pretty pies. 2134 01:10:40,189 --> 01:10:43,199 Well, everyone's afraid 2135 01:10:40,189 --> 01:10:43,199 to leave their homes. 2136 01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,060 They think Holly's a mass 2137 01:10:43,199 --> 01:10:45,060 murderess, 2138 01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:49,069 so Sheriff Noel canceled the 2139 01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:49,069 rest of Christmas Wonder. 2140 01:10:49,069 --> 01:10:51,250 Including tonight's caroling 2141 01:10:49,069 --> 01:10:51,250 concert at the bakery. 2142 01:10:53,189 --> 01:10:57,239 Holly, Santa said to find 2143 01:10:53,189 --> 01:10:57,239 a song within your soul. 2144 01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:01,270 Maybe Santa wants the concert to 2145 01:10:58,260 --> 01:11:01,270 go on. 2146 01:11:01,270 --> 01:11:04,159 I think that you're right. 2147 01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,039 Ah, shit, he's early. 2148 01:11:06,039 --> 01:11:07,050 Who? 2149 01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:08,000 Who's early? 2150 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,119 Faith, makeover. 2151 01:11:10,119 --> 01:11:13,060 (cheerful music) 2152 01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:19,050 (romantic music) 2153 01:11:19,050 --> 01:11:20,000 Wow. 2154 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,260 Chad. 2155 01:11:21,199 --> 01:11:22,189 You look different. 2156 01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:24,289 I do? 2157 01:11:24,289 --> 01:11:26,170 Uh, what are you doing here? 2158 01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:29,250 Uh, your niece called, said 2159 01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:29,250 there was an emergency. 2160 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,029 Faithy, what? 2161 01:11:31,029 --> 01:11:32,220 Uh, John. 2162 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:37,239 Chad had something that 2163 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:37,239 he would like to ask you. 2164 01:11:39,069 --> 01:11:40,020 I do? 2165 01:11:40,020 --> 01:11:41,060 Mm-hm. 2166 01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:46,069 Uh, maybe, would you like 2167 01:11:41,060 --> 01:11:46,069 to go for a bite sometime? 2168 01:11:49,079 --> 01:11:51,020 What took you so long, Chady? 2169 01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,020 I thought you weren't 2170 01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,020 interested. 2171 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,159 I thought you weren't 2172 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:56,159 interested. 2173 01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:57,109 Aw. 2174 01:11:57,109 --> 01:11:58,010 Okay, great. 2175 01:11:58,010 --> 01:11:59,000 So you both like each other. 2176 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,039 Now we have to get back 2177 01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,039 to saving Christmas. 2178 01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,189 Chad, send an email blast 2179 01:12:00,039 --> 01:12:02,189 to all of your customers. 2180 01:12:02,189 --> 01:12:05,060 Tell them that the event 2181 01:12:02,189 --> 01:12:05,060 her tonight is uncancelled. 2182 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:10,069 And, ah, everybody who 2183 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:10,069 attends gets free pie. 2184 01:12:10,270 --> 01:12:12,170 I don't know if I have enough 2185 01:12:10,270 --> 01:12:12,170 filling. 2186 01:12:12,170 --> 01:12:14,170 Oh darling, I know a hot farmer 2187 01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:17,109 who might have a few 2188 01:12:14,170 --> 01:12:17,109 extra apples lying around. 2189 01:12:17,109 --> 01:12:18,189 Hm, I'm on it. 2190 01:12:18,189 --> 01:12:20,029 Wanna give me a hand, Chady? 2191 01:12:20,029 --> 01:12:20,289 Sure. 2192 01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:23,180 Okay. 2193 01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:30,260 (both squealing) 2194 01:12:31,229 --> 01:12:33,189 Okay Faith, now it's time 2195 01:12:31,229 --> 01:12:33,189 to find Sheriff Noel. 2196 01:12:33,189 --> 01:12:35,050 Tell him that he and the other 2197 01:12:33,189 --> 01:12:35,050 carolers 2198 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,220 need to be ready to rock at 2199 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,220 seven o'clock. 2200 01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:41,199 But, Sheriff Noel thinks 2201 01:12:38,239 --> 01:12:41,199 you chopped up his sister. 2202 01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:43,079 Right, okay, um. 2203 01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:47,229 Tell him that if this doesn't 2204 01:12:43,079 --> 01:12:47,229 work, he can arrest me. 2205 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,170 Now go, go, go go go. 2206 01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:50,149 Go go go go go! 2207 01:12:50,149 --> 01:12:51,079 Okay. 2208 01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:57,140 Help a friend in need. 2209 01:12:59,079 --> 01:13:00,039 Nailed it. 2210 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,050 FAITH: The free pie is here, 2211 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,050 everyone. 2212 01:13:06,050 --> 01:13:07,180 Hey, Sheriff. 2213 01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:08,149 You ready to belt? 2214 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,010 Oh what is this, like Christmas 2215 01:13:11,250 --> 01:13:13,010 charades? 2216 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:16,159 Look, I'm sorry, we do not 2217 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:16,159 have time for that right now. 2218 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,079 Sorry, do you think that 2219 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,079 I'm the Christmas killer? 2220 01:13:20,289 --> 01:13:22,050 Hello? 2221 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:25,250 Uh, Noel and the other carolers 2222 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:25,250 came down with laryngitis? 2223 01:13:27,010 --> 01:13:29,050 In the last two minutes? 2224 01:13:29,050 --> 01:13:30,270 What are the odds, right? 2225 01:13:30,270 --> 01:13:32,090 Ugh! 2226 01:13:32,090 --> 01:13:33,260 Satan's the odds. 2227 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:39,250 I'd do it Holly, but I have 2228 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:39,250 a terrible singing voice. 2229 01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,020 The concert's canceled, again. 2230 01:13:42,020 --> 01:13:43,079 No, no no no no. 2231 01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:46,260 Look, somebody has to, you 2232 01:13:43,079 --> 01:13:46,260 know, like sing from the soul. 2233 01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:51,029 And I think I know who 2234 01:13:48,210 --> 01:13:51,029 that someone has to be. 2235 01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:54,140 Hey everybody. 2236 01:13:54,140 --> 01:13:55,199 Hi, hello. 2237 01:13:55,199 --> 01:13:57,199 Can everybody hear me okay? 2238 01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:00,170 We don't want to see or 2239 01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:00,170 hear you, Christmas killer. 2240 01:14:00,170 --> 01:14:02,090 Oh, okay, wow. 2241 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,010 Look, I'm here tonight 2242 01:14:04,100 --> 01:14:08,010 desperate to bring back 2243 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:13,020 Ornaments' wonderful spirit, 2244 01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:13,020 which Satan has stolen. 2245 01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:15,140 The woman speaks the truth! 2246 01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:19,180 Cookie, I've done a lot of 2247 01:14:16,289 --> 01:14:19,180 thinking 2248 01:14:19,180 --> 01:14:22,149 about how important family is. 2249 01:14:22,149 --> 01:14:25,060 I mean, it's what Christmas 2250 01:14:22,149 --> 01:14:25,060 time is all about. 2251 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,020 I've been a terrible little 2252 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:28,020 sister to you 2253 01:14:28,020 --> 01:14:32,119 and I really hope that 2254 01:14:28,020 --> 01:14:32,119 it's not too late for us. 2255 01:14:34,039 --> 01:14:35,069 I need you to see. 2256 01:14:37,029 --> 01:14:41,010 I need you all to see 2257 01:14:37,029 --> 01:14:41,010 that people can change. 2258 01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,039 Hit it, Faith. 2259 01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:52,260 ♪ What child is this who lay to 2260 01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:52,260 rest ♪ 2261 01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:59,109 ♪ On Mary's lap was sleeping ♪ 2262 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:06,029 ♪ Whom angels greet with ransom 2263 01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:06,029 sweet ♪ 2264 01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:12,119 ♪ While shepherds watch a 2265 01:15:08,050 --> 01:15:12,119 keeping ♪ 2266 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:34,079 ♪ This, this is Christ the 2267 01:15:29,060 --> 01:15:34,079 King ♪ 2268 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:40,199 ♪ Whom shepherds guard and 2269 01:15:35,180 --> 01:15:40,199 angels sing ♪ 2270 01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:48,000 ♪ Haste, haste to bring him 2271 01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:48,000 laud ♪ 2272 01:15:50,020 --> 01:15:53,239 ♪ The son, the babe of Mary ♪ 2273 01:15:56,199 --> 01:15:59,260 (audience applauding) 2274 01:16:07,289 --> 01:16:09,239 Mom and dad would have been so 2275 01:16:07,289 --> 01:16:09,239 proud. 2276 01:16:09,239 --> 01:16:10,289 Thank you, Cookie. 2277 01:16:11,270 --> 01:16:12,239 I love you. 2278 01:16:13,289 --> 01:16:15,199 Say you'll come home. 2279 01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:17,020 Stay for Christmas. 2280 01:16:17,020 --> 01:16:19,130 I would like that, very much. 2281 01:16:20,079 --> 01:16:22,229 But, I think that I'm, 2282 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:25,039 I'm gonna have to ask my cute 2283 01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:25,039 lawyer. 2284 01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:27,149 (people screaming) 2285 01:16:27,149 --> 01:16:28,100 Oh my God! 2286 01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:31,039 (people gasping) 2287 01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,100 Oh no. 2288 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:37,109 It's Carol, from Carol's 2289 01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:37,109 electronics. 2290 01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:39,270 For real? 2291 01:16:37,109 --> 01:16:39,270 It's Carol? 2292 01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:42,029 I just saw her this week. 2293 01:16:39,270 --> 01:16:42,029 It's like a new nightmare. 2294 01:16:42,029 --> 01:16:44,149 Satan is toying with us. 2295 01:16:44,149 --> 01:16:46,159 We have to keep the Christmas 2296 01:16:44,149 --> 01:16:46,159 spirit 2297 01:16:46,159 --> 01:16:48,170 in order to defeat that devil. 2298 01:16:51,079 --> 01:16:52,050 I have a plan. 2299 01:16:53,250 --> 01:16:56,250 (determined music) 2300 01:17:02,279 --> 01:17:04,159 It's on, bitch. 2301 01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:13,100 (ominous music) 2302 01:17:22,050 --> 01:17:24,119 Light up the world. 2303 01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:27,069 Of course, daddy's tree lighting 2304 01:17:24,119 --> 01:17:27,069 ceremony. 2305 01:17:27,069 --> 01:17:29,000 You're a genius, Holly. 2306 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,119 There she is. 2307 01:17:30,119 --> 01:17:32,109 Kevins, what are you doing here? 2308 01:17:32,109 --> 01:17:34,000 Your friend Chad posted that 2309 01:17:32,109 --> 01:17:34,000 video 2310 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,229 of your speech and song last 2311 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,229 night. 2312 01:17:35,229 --> 01:17:37,020 Sorry I ever doubted you. 2313 01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:38,279 That anchor job is your. 2314 01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:41,119 Christie's already cleared 2315 01:17:38,279 --> 01:17:41,119 out her dressing room. 2316 01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:44,149 She cried, it was uh, pregnancy 2317 01:17:41,119 --> 01:17:44,149 hormones. 2318 01:17:44,149 --> 01:17:46,079 That's very kind of you, but, 2319 01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:48,079 I mean not the Christie 2320 01:17:46,079 --> 01:17:48,079 part, that's horrible, 2321 01:17:48,079 --> 01:17:50,180 but I'm not interested. 2322 01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:52,100 Look, there are more 2323 01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:52,100 important things in the world 2324 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,279 than being Connie Chung. 2325 01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:58,210 Oh, and Kevins, you're 2326 01:17:54,279 --> 01:17:58,210 gonna want to film this. 2327 01:17:58,210 --> 01:18:00,069 Okay. 2328 01:18:00,069 --> 01:18:02,100 Chris, hey, Chris. 2329 01:18:03,180 --> 01:18:04,189 Where's the rest of the town? 2330 01:18:04,189 --> 01:18:06,180 Satan's gonna be here soon. 2331 01:18:06,180 --> 01:18:07,199 Maybe they're just late. 2332 01:18:09,039 --> 01:18:11,149 Or maybe I was just less 2333 01:18:09,039 --> 01:18:11,149 convincing than we thought. 2334 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:13,210 We should get started. 2335 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:14,199 Yeah, okay. 2336 01:18:15,170 --> 01:18:17,180 Evening, Ornaments. 2337 01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:20,279 May be small, but we are mighty. 2338 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:23,119 Right? 2339 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:23,119 (crowd cheering) 2340 01:18:23,119 --> 01:18:26,050 Okay, here goes nothing. 2341 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:28,279 We're ready for you, Satan! 2342 01:18:30,159 --> 01:18:32,029 Yeah. 2343 01:18:32,029 --> 01:18:34,189 (tense music) 2344 01:18:37,090 --> 01:18:38,210 Show yourself! 2345 01:18:40,189 --> 01:18:41,140 (intense music) 2346 01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:42,279 Happy holidays! 2347 01:18:44,270 --> 01:18:45,220 (Satan Claus laughs) 2348 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,250 We can't let that demon ruin our 2349 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:46,250 joy, 2350 01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,079 so let's light up this tree! 2351 01:18:49,239 --> 01:18:51,050 One, two, three! 2352 01:18:54,220 --> 01:18:57,069 (ominous music) 2353 01:18:57,069 --> 01:18:58,270 (crowd screaming) 2354 01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:01,210 It's beginning to look 2355 01:18:58,270 --> 01:19:01,210 a lot like Christmas. 2356 01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:04,210 Every one in the town is up 2357 01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:04,210 there. 2358 01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:07,199 That's why people didn't 2359 01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:07,199 come to the ceremony. 2360 01:19:07,199 --> 01:19:08,210 Alive. 2361 01:19:08,210 --> 01:19:10,069 Santa's fix didn't work. 2362 01:19:11,270 --> 01:19:12,239 Satan won. 2363 01:19:13,189 --> 01:19:14,149 Woo! 2364 01:19:16,079 --> 01:19:19,149 All because I couldn't 2365 01:19:16,079 --> 01:19:19,149 fudging spell at seven? 2366 01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,289 That's what he meant. 2367 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,239 The last part of Santa's riddle. 2368 01:19:29,029 --> 01:19:31,210 You can stop this whole 2369 01:19:29,029 --> 01:19:31,210 charade right now, Satan. 2370 01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:34,159 Because we are not afraid of 2371 01:19:31,210 --> 01:19:34,159 you. 2372 01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:37,100 Are you sure, Frost? 2373 01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:39,039 It's Winters again, dick. 2374 01:19:39,039 --> 01:19:40,189 No one cares. 2375 01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:42,189 I never meant to write 2376 01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:42,189 you all those years ago. 2377 01:19:42,189 --> 01:19:46,199 And we are taking back 2378 01:19:42,189 --> 01:19:46,199 Christmas because it's ours. 2379 01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:47,180 Yeah! 2380 01:19:46,199 --> 01:19:47,180 Woo! 2381 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:51,140 It's rude to take back a gift, 2382 01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:51,140 sugarplum. 2383 01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,189 You were raised better than 2384 01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:53,189 that. 2385 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,220 Oh no, wait a second, I 2386 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:56,220 totally killed your parents. 2387 01:19:56,220 --> 01:19:59,010 (Satan Claus laughs) 2388 01:19:59,010 --> 01:19:59,289 Over the past few days, 2389 01:19:59,289 --> 01:20:02,210 I have rediscovered the 2390 01:19:59,289 --> 01:20:02,210 Christmas spirit. 2391 01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:07,069 I believe in hot cocoa, 2392 01:20:02,210 --> 01:20:07,069 candy canes, caroling, 2393 01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:08,159 Christmas presents, ginger bread 2394 01:20:07,069 --> 01:20:08,159 houses. 2395 01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:10,010 (Satan Claus gagging) 2396 01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:15,039 I believe in snow men, 2397 01:20:10,010 --> 01:20:15,039 snow women, snow theys. 2398 01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:17,000 I believe in the goodness of 2399 01:20:15,039 --> 01:20:17,000 people. 2400 01:20:18,109 --> 01:20:19,159 I believe in love. 2401 01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:25,149 But there is one thing 2402 01:20:20,170 --> 01:20:25,149 that I do not believe in. 2403 01:20:25,149 --> 01:20:27,250 And that's you. 2404 01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:29,130 What? 2405 01:20:29,130 --> 01:20:30,149 Time to light this mother up. 2406 01:20:30,149 --> 01:20:31,109 No! 2407 01:20:33,159 --> 01:20:34,119 No, no. 2408 01:20:35,109 --> 01:20:36,279 No no no no! 2409 01:20:36,279 --> 01:20:38,109 No! 2410 01:20:38,109 --> 01:20:40,229 Think of Christmas wonder! 2411 01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:43,020 Go, link arms! 2412 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:46,159 (Satan Claus screaming) 2413 01:21:08,170 --> 01:21:11,109 (peaceful music) 2414 01:21:17,170 --> 01:21:19,069 FAITH: It's snowing in here! 2415 01:21:24,170 --> 01:21:25,130 Oh my. 2416 01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:31,090 Everyone's alive again. 2417 01:21:31,090 --> 01:21:34,020 It's a Christmas miracle. 2418 01:21:34,020 --> 01:21:37,079 (Faith giggling) 2419 01:21:37,079 --> 01:21:38,100 You did it, Holly. 2420 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:39,170 We did it! 2421 01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,180 I have something to confess. 2422 01:21:44,140 --> 01:21:45,239 Oh, the leather's too much. 2423 01:21:45,239 --> 01:21:47,010 You're dumping me. 2424 01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:47,229 No, no. 2425 01:21:47,229 --> 01:21:49,210 My real name is Johannes 2426 01:21:47,229 --> 01:21:49,210 Strudel, 2427 01:21:49,210 --> 01:21:51,069 and I'm the Prince of Mocano. 2428 01:21:52,090 --> 01:21:53,149 You mean Monaco? 2429 01:21:53,149 --> 01:21:54,140 No, Mocano. 2430 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,010 It's a small country 2431 01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,010 in West Eastern Europe. 2432 01:21:57,010 --> 01:21:59,109 I came to Ornaments to be 2433 01:21:57,010 --> 01:21:59,109 ordinary. 2434 01:21:59,109 --> 01:22:00,270 To plant apple trees. 2435 01:22:01,210 --> 01:22:04,180 But, I have found my prince. 2436 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:05,289 I'm ready to go home. 2437 01:22:08,060 --> 01:22:10,050 (Chad gasps) 2438 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:12,149 Will you marry me, Chady? 2439 01:22:12,149 --> 01:22:13,140 Me? 2440 01:22:13,140 --> 01:22:15,000 A prince's prince? 2441 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,189 Yeah. 2442 01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:19,250 But, we've only been dating like 2443 01:22:16,189 --> 01:22:19,250 one day. 2444 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,270 Yeah. 2445 01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:22,060 What am I saying, I do. 2446 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,210 (hopeful music) 2447 01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,289 Every- I'm engaged! 2448 01:22:34,289 --> 01:22:36,069 (women cheering) 2449 01:22:36,069 --> 01:22:39,010 (cheerful music) 2450 01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:48,250 Kevins. 2451 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:51,010 Sam. 2452 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:57,220 All it took was having a 2453 01:22:54,130 --> 01:22:57,220 little faith in Christmas. 2454 01:23:00,170 --> 01:23:02,170 Hi. 2455 01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:06,029 So, I'm like, I'm really 2456 01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:06,029 sorry for getting you killed 2457 01:23:06,029 --> 01:23:08,260 by the angel of darkness and 2458 01:23:06,029 --> 01:23:08,260 for like being such an asshole. 2459 01:23:08,260 --> 01:23:10,170 It's no sweat. 2460 01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:14,020 Maybe we can try that van thing 2461 01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:14,020 again. 2462 01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:19,220 I'll take down my wife's 2463 01:23:15,260 --> 01:23:19,220 posters and kittens. 2464 01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,270 Yeah, um, I kind of. 2465 01:23:23,270 --> 01:23:24,239 Holly? 2466 01:23:26,109 --> 01:23:27,159 Chris, what? 2467 01:23:27,159 --> 01:23:28,159 What is this? 2468 01:23:28,159 --> 01:23:30,109 Hopefully it's not a hand. 2469 01:23:30,109 --> 01:23:31,090 (Holly giggles) 2470 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:33,079 Something you deserved a long 2471 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:33,079 time ago. 2472 01:23:34,029 --> 01:23:35,079 (Holly gasps) 2473 01:23:35,079 --> 01:23:36,109 Oh my God. 2474 01:23:39,130 --> 01:23:41,159 A Darby Dream Wagon? 2475 01:23:42,159 --> 01:23:43,189 How did you know? 2476 01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,149 A little Christmas birdie told 2477 01:23:43,189 --> 01:23:45,149 me. 2478 01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:48,079 (women laughing) 2479 01:23:48,079 --> 01:23:50,010 Chris, it's perfect. 2480 01:23:51,279 --> 01:23:53,020 Thank you. 2481 01:23:53,020 --> 01:23:55,029 Whoa whoa, uh. 2482 01:23:55,029 --> 01:23:56,239 We're still not gonna? 2483 01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:58,119 I just, 2484 01:23:58,119 --> 01:23:59,140 I thought, 2485 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,039 I thought maybe we were 2486 01:23:59,140 --> 01:24:02,039 like in the final act, so. 2487 01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:05,220 Uh. 2488 01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:08,000 It's just, the next woman I do 2489 01:24:05,220 --> 01:24:08,000 that with, 2490 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,159 I want to be the woman I marry. 2491 01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:13,039 Are you ready to come home, 2492 01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:13,039 be with me? 2493 01:24:13,039 --> 01:24:14,260 Be a mother to Faith? 2494 01:24:16,050 --> 01:24:17,039 Chris, I. 2495 01:24:18,239 --> 01:24:20,050 I am ready to love. 2496 01:24:21,140 --> 01:24:25,010 But, you're so not the one. 2497 01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,069 I, I may have rediscovered 2498 01:24:25,250 --> 01:24:28,069 the holiday spirit 2499 01:24:28,069 --> 01:24:31,250 and the Christmas candle 2500 01:24:28,069 --> 01:24:31,250 inside my heart but, 2501 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:35,210 that doesn't mean I want to 2502 01:24:31,250 --> 01:24:35,210 be with somebody so, bland. 2503 01:24:35,210 --> 01:24:39,010 Hot, like so, you're so hot. 2504 01:24:39,010 --> 01:24:41,289 But I mean, bland. 2505 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,029 And I don't want to be anyone's 2506 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,029 mom. 2507 01:24:44,029 --> 01:24:46,159 Like, ever, so. 2508 01:24:46,159 --> 01:24:48,039 Yeah. 2509 01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:48,289 Excuse me. 2510 01:24:48,289 --> 01:24:50,239 Uh, Cookie, can you? 2511 01:24:50,239 --> 01:24:51,189 Sure. 2512 01:24:50,239 --> 01:24:51,189 Thanks. 2513 01:24:51,189 --> 01:24:52,210 Thank you. 2514 01:24:52,210 --> 01:24:54,079 Uh, where is that? 2515 01:24:55,140 --> 01:24:58,079 Ah, not today. 2516 01:24:58,079 --> 01:24:59,189 Ah, Goldman. 2517 01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:02,220 Hey, I'm uh, ready for that 2518 01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:02,220 dance now. 2519 01:25:04,010 --> 01:25:05,149 And this. 2520 01:25:05,149 --> 01:25:08,000 (upbeat music) 2521 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,100 Woo, 2522 01:25:09,100 --> 01:25:10,060 wow. 2523 01:25:11,090 --> 01:25:15,210 Um, Danica, do you swing? 2524 01:25:15,210 --> 01:25:16,260 Funny you should ask. 2525 01:25:18,060 --> 01:25:19,029 We do. 2526 01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:22,029 What do you say? 2527 01:25:25,159 --> 01:25:28,090 God bless us, everyone! 2528 01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,199 Except Satan. 2529 01:25:29,199 --> 01:25:32,109 (Faith giggles) 2530 01:25:35,289 --> 01:25:38,250 (whimsical music) 2531 01:25:56,010 --> 01:25:56,260 (intense music) 2532 01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,210 ♪ You take my hand ♪ 2533 01:25:57,210 --> 01:26:00,050 ♪ Let's have a Christmas dance ♪ 2534 01:26:00,050 --> 01:26:01,229 ♪ Is this what you ♪ 2535 01:26:01,229 --> 01:26:04,100 ♪ Picture all year long ♪ 2536 01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:05,279 ♪ Us making gingerbread men ♪ 2537 01:26:05,279 --> 01:26:08,170 ♪ Nestling up in bed ♪ 2538 01:26:08,170 --> 01:26:09,149 ♪ Nice and toasted ♪ 2539 01:26:09,149 --> 01:26:13,050 ♪ For you baby ♪ 2540 01:26:13,050 --> 01:26:15,239 ♪ Oh please ♪ 2541 01:26:15,239 --> 01:26:17,159 ♪ A sassy Santa ♪ 2542 01:26:17,159 --> 01:26:21,180 ♪ A sassy Santa please ♪ 2543 01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:23,109 ♪ A sassy Santa ♪ 2544 01:26:23,109 --> 01:26:25,010 ♪ A sassy Santa Claus ♪ 152029