Original subtitles

Just a minute. Hello?

-Come below Pathalam Bridge with Alby. -What's wrong?

-Where? -Pathalam Bridge.

-Come below Pathalam Bridge. -Okay.

-What's the matter? Tell me, man! -Let's go.

GOLGOTHA LANE

Why are you drawing water from the well?

I forgot to pump water yesterday, and power is out now.

Oh, Saint, if these three chicks survive the attacks of wild animals,

I will offer one of them...

I mean, we will offer one of them to You.

Ms. Mary.

Hey.

-Will you give me some sambar powder? -Why do you even ask? There it is.

Are you making sambar too?

I am making the same.

Annie has labelled things here too!

She has nothing better to do.

She now knows how to cook like me.

She can't even cook in my style.

She seasoned sambar with chicken masala one day.

That's so stupid!

-Bye. -Bye.

COCKFIGHT

Oh, there was so much traffic!

No way, not here.

No, I was talking about something I saw on Facebook.

Is he your son, Mr. Joseph? What's your name?

Tinu Joseph.

Was this place affected by last year's flood?

No, this place was safe.

Long back, this place used to be a creek.

Thus, it got the name Kidangoor. This ditch is the only thing left.

GOLGOTHA LANE

Then this place would've been flooded last year.

This will be the last place to get flooded in Ernakulam,

as it is above sea-level.

Ma'am, where's Mr. Varghese's property?

-This one right here. -Oh, is this the one?

Kids, will the Christmas crib be done at least by night?

Almost done. We just need to lay Baby Jesus.

-Who are they? -Who knows! Go to them.

-Just go. -I'll go, then.

This has become a great plot now that the foundation is laid.

-Is that the boundary? -It's here.

Gosh! Who's this guy!

I like what I see.

Sorry, who are you?

They are prospective buyers for Mr. Varghese's land

from Angamaly.

Come.

Mister, let's build a wall around the compound including a gate, okay?

Leave that to me.

-Don't they have the prior deed? -Of course.

-The tax payment should be up to date. -It is.

-Shall we go? -Let's go.

Why don't you come in? Have some drinks, please.

Maybe next time. We have to visit another property.

-Will your mom sell the land right now! -It looks like that.

-We'll get going. -Why don't you join Jesus in the crib?

You should have said bye to them, dear.

He's such a blabbermouth.

-Where were you this noon? -I went to get my stitched churidar.

What happened?

-Got caught in the goat's tether. -Should've been careful.

My husband sent them to visit the property. I hope this goes well.

It will. It'll be in my prayers.

You going to sell this land?

-Get on with the crib-making, jackass. -Hey, jackass!

-When will you give our ball back? -In two days.

If that ball had broken the window,

I'd have hacked it into two.

-Aunty, don't give it back. -I won't, dear.

-Please switch on the light. -I'll do it.

Oh, dear!

Why did you send her to do that?

She went on her own!

How's it going?

-It's good, isn't it, Sister? -Yes, it is.

They will win the first prize.

-When did you come, Jibina? -This noon.

-Tell me your name, sweetie. -Augustina.

Wish them happy Christmas.

-Happy Christmas... -Happy Christmas...

-See you. -Bye.

Come. Santa Claus is coming.

Beena, come here. Why did you stay there?

-Come to Grandpa. -Go.

-What were you doing inside? -Getting this.

Burst these crackers.

-Where's Alby? -He'll come soon.

Get up and go.

Brittas, how about a new song?

Now that Baby Jesus is born It's time for you to pay up, ma'am!

When the divine star shone in the sky Baby Jesus took birth!

-Why do you need money for that? -Deliveries are costly these days.

Oh, it's you!

Oh, my God!

-Come. -Let's go and pray.

Come.

-Jacob's house is next, right? -No, Susi's.

Aren't you coming with us?

Go ahead, I'll join later.

-Gosh! I'm exhausted. -Come.

Have dinner and come to the church.

-Serve your friends too. -Let's get going.

Leave, will you, Mom?

Let's go, shall we?

-See you, Beena. -Sure, see you.

-Bye. -Will someone call Kevin?

-He'll be here soon. -Come, dear.

-Are you going to the church? -Come soon.

-Has your family left? -Yes. When did you come?

-This noon. -Did your dad phone you, Aagu?

-Tell him Dad called. -See you.

-See you. -Happy Christmas! Okay, bye.

The flake is here.

-Happy... -Christmas...

-Happy... -Christmas...

-You had us worried. -Luckily, I got at least this.

Come on, hurry up. Isn't everything ready?

I'm relieved. Hurry up.

Come on, guys! -Come.

Jibit, take off your sandals.

Happy... Christmas.

-Is he getting water? -Look.

Really?

-Seriously, there's no pork? -Can't you do without pork?

"Old habits die hard."

Kill that habit for now, Kuttan.

-What the heck is this? -Wine.

-Wine? -Wine.

Brewed with finest grapes, wheat,

cloves and cardamom, it was fermented for over a year.

-Who did it? -Not me, some guy.

Let's eat first.

Aunty asked us to attend the midnight mass.

-We'll go once we finish this. -All right.

Happy Christmas, Kuttan.

Gokul, you have to drop Majo home. -Where is he?

At the junction. He'll come soon.

Why drop him? He could sleep here.

-He has to leave tomorrow. -Don't count on me to drop him.

Hey, I will drop him off.

You have to drop him at his mother's place in Keerappilly.

-He said he'd drop him. -Mmm. Let him do it.

-Hey! Let's eat. -Don't you have fish curry, Jibit?

Dip the appam in the fish curry, and it'd be delicious!

This gravy is all you will get.

-Serve me a piece! -I almost forgot.

Shall we go fishing at Keerappilly tomorrow?

-But it's Christmas tomorrow. -I won't be here.

You guys are guzzling it down.

-Hey, hippie. -Majo is here!

-You are finally here. -You are looking good!

-What time's your flight? -I have to leave at 7:30 a.m.

I have packed everything.

He is the reason I don't have any peace of mind.

-Jibit? -Not him, Majo.

He will make money in the Middle East.

What about your passport verification?

It still isn't complete.

Jeez!

Even wine makes him puke!

-Majo, give this to him before you leave. -What?

The Puker of the Year Award!

-How is that? -I'll be right back.

The Puker of the Year Award!

You moron!

Go throw up elsewhere.

Alby, you just had a glass of wine! Are you so frail?

-I'm not... Just shut up. -Majo, come on. I will drop you.

Close the door. Or else, Mom will be furious.

Triple riding? He just puked up wine! Don't take him with you.

It wasn't the wine. I have once drunk moonshine.

You didn't even pay the carol group. Miser!

Gokul, what's your plan?

I'll go home and sleep.

Gokul, when is your house-warming party?

The day after. Come home tomorrow night!

He's going to the Middle East, you hippie!

Majo, give me directions.

-Happy Christmas! -Happy Christmas!

-Alby, the next right. -Majo, isn't the fishing spot nearby?

-Yes. -It's across the bridge.

-Is that the spot? -Yes.

-Across the bridge? -Yes!

-Is it a long drive? -It's nearby.

-Happy Christmas... -W-Wasn't that him?

-Majo, doesn't Ms. Shyla live her? -How do you know?

It's general knowledge!

Why don't you write government exams then!

-All right, see you next time. -Look. The lights are on!

-What? -Look.

-Get out of here. -Are you going there?

-Tell us the truth. -You, too!

All right, I'll call you when I get there.

-See you. -Bye.

-Make sure you call us. -Goodnight. See you.

-Don't miss your flight! -Enjoy!

Get lost...

-Don't throw it! -They are impossible.

-He's darn lucky. -What enjoyment were you talking about?

It's the Christmas Eve.

There have to be some fireworks, if you know what I mean.

Ms. Shyla is poor, isn't she?

Yes, her life is a struggle.

At times, she wouldn't even have clothes to wear.

I know!

They are bursting crackers on the road now!

Mister, can we go now?

-May we go now? -Whatever.

-Watch your leg... -What the heck?

-Did the cracker scare you? -What's your problem?

-Didn't we greet you on our way? -Are you scared of crackers?

Why did you glare at us when we wished you happy Christmas?

-Get out of my face! -Please...

You aren't going anywhere. Come, let's all be happy!

Don't you dare grab my arm!

-What's your problem? -Shut up or we'll beat you up.

-It's our neighbourhood. -What did I do?

-Don't you know? Go! -Leave me. Move.

-Why are you manhandling me? -Just get out of here.

-Leave him. -Get out of here.

Take your bike and get out of here.

-Let us leave. -Let's go, Alby.

Stop talking and leave.

-Start your bike. -Get out of here.

-Get lost... -We are leaving.

-Burst a quarter stick. -We're leaving for God's sake!

-Get lost! Don't you dare come back! -Get lost, you scum!

I'll get my hands on you.

When did you get up?

We got back late.

Did you go to church after dropping off Majo?

-Nobody goes to church drunk. -Why not?

Seriously?

On our way back, we ran into some trouble.

What trouble?

-Don't mind him. -He's crazy.

You know what? The Keerappilly gang beat Jibit to a pulp.

It was a mess. He got back home in bad shape.

Why didn't you call me?

The call didn't connect, but I'd let Kuttan know.

My foot! Where's Jibit now?

-He's asleep. Shouldn't we check on him? -Let's go.

Hey, take this.

Keep it there.

-Dad, be right back. -Where are you going?

-I'll be back in a moment. -Hey!

You have lost some belly fat.

Breathe out. The abs are even better now!

Are you jinxing my abs?

Gokul.

-Today is a holiday. Did you buy booze? -Done.

-You'd better. -Yeah, right!

Can't your dad go to a gym?

-He'll make a great trainer. -Stop it.

-Don't mock my dad! -I'm not kidding.

Will your vomit kill the chicken?

-Gokul, have the caterers come? -They'll come soon.

-Where's he? -Still asleep.

-Aagu? -She's asleep too.

Told you, he's not in a shape to get up.

When are they planning to cook the food!

Did you get beat up yesterday?

See, he can't even get up.

-Jibina, get some decoction. -Careful...

He is in need of it. He got beaten up badly.

-Yeah, right! -This is not the story I heard.

If it weren't for me, your family would be mourning today.

My foot! Do you remember what happened?

-I do. -Fortunately, we got out alive.

No way! What could I do when we were outnumbered?

You expect them to officially invite you for a fight?

Shut up. You continue.

You are already ruining my day. Will you get lost, please?

-Aren't I the one who saved you? -Please leave, Mr. Saviour!

So be it.

-Where's Mr. Saviour going? -Shut your face!

Where are you going?

-I'll go get the fishing net. -I'm leaving too.

Make sure the net has no holes.

You fool, all fishing nets have holes.

Get lost, nitwit.

See, the nitwit is reading a newspaper.

Won't you come? Mr. George, be there!

-Madhu. -Mr. George.

You are cooking today, right?

Are you cooking up trouble for my neighbours!

If you are so jobless, concrete this pathway, Mr. George.

We are yet to receive payment for the work already done.

Hey, at least go brush your teeth.

It's noon already.

Mom, serve puttu for me.

Brush your teeth first!

-Read the paper out loud. -Why buy it if you can't read?

Mr. Varghese, it's 10 a.m. Isn't it time you stopped?

Kuttan, exercise is what keeps Mr. Varghese forever handsome.

Jibina, wake Aagu up and give her breakfast.

What's he trying to do?

Isn't Mr. Tom Cruise done with the workout!

I'll be at his place.

We should buy booze for tonight.

Why do we have to buy? Didn't you hear what Gokul said?

I'll join in, no matter who buys.

Tom Cruise wants his hot water.

Jibit, shall we go fishing today?

Are you planning to get beaten up again?

You guys boasted about yesterday. Are you scared now?

Why would I be scared? We will go this afternoon.

-When? -We'll go in the afternoon.

Wait till Alby brings the fishing net.

Hey, don't use that tap. Its pipe is leaking.

Mom, use the gas stove instead of the wood burner.

A gas stove can't recreate the taste of food cooked on a wood burner.

-It's delicious! -How's it? Really?

Give it a try.

-How's it? -Does it lack salt?

That's enough salt.

Jeez! Don't open that tap.

Beena, Annie!

Come here, dear.

What's this rooster doing on the grinder! Shoo!

Beena, Annie.

Come here, you two.

What's it, Ms. Mary?

Here, some curry I made. It's a bit hot.

-I'll get some thoran. -No, I've made some too.

I knew you wouldn't have bought meat.

I didn't. We have leftover fish curry. I reheated it.

We aren't celebrating Christmas this year as Mom passed away.

-It's superb. -Aagu.

-Come and have lunch. -I'll eat from here.

-All right. -Come.

-Ms. Mary, when are we leaving? -By 5 p.m.

I'll go get her. Aagu, I won't call you again.

It's good, right? Beena, how's this?

-This looks good. -This one too.

This is enough, right? Let's go.

Come, dear.

-Is this enough? -Of course.

-Right? -There are two items.

That's enough.

Pack them separately, please.

It's better to use kneaded wheat flour as bait.

-Will this ditch ever dry up? -Why do you care?

This fishing net is messed up.

Gokul, don't you have anything to do for tomorrow's house-warming party?

His dad would be happy that he isn't there!

-That was such a lame joke. -Gokul.

Your father always carries a bunch of keys. Is he convulsive?

Really?

Is he really convulsive?

-You laugh as if you are normal! -Get lost!

I meant it.

There they are.

-This net is a mess. -They are the ones!

-Are they? -Hey, what are you doing here?

-What? -Answer him.

-Are we banned here! -You have no right to fish here.

We'll see about that.

Tom, these guys want it the hard way.

-Here we go. -My motor!

-It's their motor, fool! -Get lost.

-What's with you? -What?

What did you say?

-What? -Get lost.

-Leave him. -Come.

-Oh, God! -Stop! Beat him up!

You swine!

Move!

Move away.

Don't you dare kick me!

I'll teach you a lesson.

Hello, Thomas...

-Let go of me. -Move.

-Kill them! -Hold him down.

-Move. -I won't spare you.

I won't spare you.

-Stop. I said, stop. -Move!

Move out of my way.

Jibit! Hey!

Listen to me.

-Come here. Alby, stop this. -Let go of me.

Kuttan... Stop this. Move!

No! Stop.

What do you think you are doing?

-They started this. -What did you say?

-Shut up. Move. -Nobody gets to show off in our hood.

Kuttan, stop acting like a man-child.

You'd better get out of here.

Why should we leave our own neighbourhood?

-Save yourself. -We will get our hands on you.

-We will get our hands on you. -Sure, get lost.

Come and get some.

-We'll have our revenge. -Get lost, hippie.

Stop it, will you?

-We will have our chance. -We'll get you one-on-one.

-What is wrong with you guys? -They created the scene.

-These are the same guys from yesterday. -I see.

-What now? -We are going to fish.

Gokul, don't expect me to come the next time.

-Get lost. -Come fish, Gokul.

Get lost.

-Is that it? -This is enough for you.

-Where's Kuttan? Has he given up drinking? -Impossible!

He accompanied Mr. Varghese somewhere.

The next time we see them, we'll finish them off.

-You what? -Finish them off.

-Yeah, right! I saw what you did today. -What?

What do you mean? I'm the one who beat them up.

-Enough with your boasting. -No boasting.

Don't get beaten up again and cry over spilt milk.

Spill milk no more

Make tea and pour

Have tea and worry what for

Spill milk no more Make black tea and pour

Have tea and worry what for

That's enough. You are too loud. My dad's home.

A party will be noisy. Ask your dad to deal with it.

This is my dad we are talking about.

Get rid of all these dads.

Whatever.

-Beena. -Yes?

The hen might lay an egg today.

-Will you ever finish this? -Why don't you do it?

It's okay, continue.

Hi.

Mom, come. Give them the present.

You shouldn't have bothered.

Hey, serve her some more curry.

Serve her some pieces.

That's enough.

Enough.

Are you all resting? We have Kudumbashree meeting today.

Are you attending the meeting?

It's at Rama's house. I'm too tired to attend it today.

-Let's not go, right? -So be it.

That function is over with.

-Yes. -See you.

Aagu, come here. Change your clothes before you go.

Who left the hen house open?

The egg is missing. The hen is missing too.

-It must be in the yard. -This was its first egg.

Give me the key.

Gosh!

Hey, go see if the hen has laid an egg in Beena's house.

I have better things to do! Leave me be, Mom.

Would it have laid eggs on the sunshade?

How did it climb on top of the sunshade?

Young lady! Don't run. You're going to trip.

-The chicken curry was delicious! -It was delectable!

-Would you have had it otherwise? -I would have, but...

Look at that grin!

-Kuttan, I have plans tonight. -What plan? Where?

At Chinjilu's house!

-What? Today as well? -You got to be kidding me!

It's the right time. You two should get going.

-We will. -Kuttan, we are leaving.

Get going.

Take this frail drunkard with you.

-Come, Alby. -I just puked once.

You are becoming such a pain.

-Even the great flood spared him. -Only you threw up.

Let's get out of here before the next flood.

Have a great time, Kevin!

Call me if you have any doubts.

-I really doubt her. -Mary, can you please pray?

"Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come."

"Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven."

"Carrying His own cross, Christ went to Golgotha..."

Our hen lays eggs at Mary's house.

"Let us pray, Mother."

"When we are abashed and hurt, please let us face it..."

Are you going to confront her? "...patiently."

Keep quiet. Let's not argue with our neighbours.

"Two criminals were crucified with Him..."

Shut up. I saw our hen standing on her sunshade.

Ask her right now.

-Ask me. -Dude, who named her Chinjilu?

That's what her grandma calls her.

-What's her real name? -Brulin Eliamma Eappen.

-What? -Brulin! Her dad named her.

-What does her dad do? -He is a real estate don!

-Should be filthy rich. Have you seen him? -No, she's told me.

Doesn't she have any suitors?

There is one cousin who really fancies her.

Kuttan, you have to wait for half an hour.

What? You said ten minutes!

Are you going to hatch eggs there?

-It's just an egg. -It might seem trivial to you.

It's the first egg. You have to ask her. Come.

-Now? Serve dinner. -Right now.

I heard the hen cluck before I left.

When I got back, I didn't find the egg.

It'd not have laid an egg. Just forget it.

Let's ask her in the morning.

The prayers are done, and here he is.

-Is he the devil himself? -Yes, for I'm your son.

Darn! He has such bad luck.

-Will you ask her about the egg? -This isn't the time to do it.

What's the time, Kuttan? Pull over. Right here.

-Will you get me into trouble? -Yes!

I'll save myself, throwing you under the bus.

Move to that corner. Make sure no one sees you.

If I get caught, I will rat you out.

You traitor! I expected better from you.

-Come back soon. -Can't you at least wish me luck?

Really? You aren't going for a divine cause!

Make sure you don't lose face.

Chinjilu...

Keep quiet. What took you so long?

-Why are you late? -I was a bit busy.

-Were you in the queue today as well? -Yes.

-What are you looking at? -I see stars in your eyes.

Are you here to count stars?

Don't slap me, you witch!

-Drat! We are screwed... -What is it? Didn't you sleep yet?

-Is she still awake? Where can I hide? -Hide!

What you are doing? Take the mat.

-This isn't the time for it! -Sit there.

Stay still and keep quiet.

Please keep quiet.

Hey, open the door.

Are you still awake? You were watching TV the whole day.

This is no time to study. Go sleep.

Okay, but don't blame me if I don't clear the examinations.

I won't spare you if you fail!

Switch off the light.

You took the English exam yesterday, right?

Can't I study after the exam?

I know how lazy you are.

Shucks! Here is the mat! I couldn't find it at noon.

Take it tomorrow morning and sun-dry the bitter guard...

Shut up.

Oh, my God! Who is this guy?

You!

You!

Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

You...

Stop there!

-Get lost, old hag! -I'll gut you like a fish! Stop!

Oh, my God!

Gosh! Hey!

Let's go! Things got ugly!

-Let's go, Kuttan! Hurry up! -What happened?

You...

How dare you let him inside the house!

I won't spare you! I really won't!

You aren't sleeping upstairs anymore.

I will marry no one but him, Mom.

How about I call your dad and marry you off tonight, you skank!

You will soon see what I can do.

Tell me what happened.

Her mother slapped my face.

-She is strong for a woman. -Suits you.

Go home now, and don't call me for such adventures again.

I already have too many problems.

My ear hurts badly. What will I tell my parents?

-Show it to me. -Look.

The slap mark is visible.

Tell them you got a facial massage!

-Get lost! -Then tell them you got slapped.

-What is it, Kuttan? -Chinjilu's mother

slapped Kevin's face!

The slap mark is clearly visible. He almost cried!

-I'm sure his cheek will swell up. -Really?

-Trust me. -That's interesting!

Aunt will definitely come here tomorrow.

-Call him right away. -All right. Let me call him.

This number is switched off...

Seriously?

This number is...

-Turn off the light and go to sleep! -I will.

Kevin, your phone is ringing.

-Hello. -Hello, is this Kevin?

-Yes. -I am Brulin's father.

I want to meet you. I am coming to your house.

We are out of pepper powder.

Why are you upset? There is a jug of water on the table.

Mom, Chinjilu's family will come now.

How many people are coming?

Go buy two packets of milk

and some snacks. We have to serve them tea.

Oldie! They aren't coming to discuss nuptials!

They want to beat me to a pulp!

You are going to humiliate the family! I wish I'd raised a dog instead!

Jeez! I burned it!

-Here he is. -Romeo was slapped on his face.

-Show me. -You owe us a treat!

Mr. Babu, tea for four. Make it three.

-One with extra sugar. -Wonderful. The slap mark is perfect!

Give me her father's number.

It's quite some slap.

You have had enough tea.

-Give me one. -Aww!

I will fix this.

Look at him smile!

Where is the egg?

Another barren day?

This is so unfair.

Which direction should I...

Did it boil?

The egg is missing again.

Can you ask her? It's the ideal time.

Shut up, Mary. Tend to your chores.

The hen wouldn't have laid any eggs.

I reckon I will have to ask her myself.

It lays eggs in the morning. We lost this one too.

I can't leave it be.

Dad, we are leaving.

-Ask him to drop you off. -He left already.

-Did you take a shower? -Why? Shouldn't I have?

-Have it, dear. -She isn't going to.

-Will you ask her? -What?

-It's been two days now. -It's such a nuisance!

To hell with her hen!

Here. Let her eat this.

-Have it. -You just don't care, do you?

-Mom, can't you keep quiet? -Shut up.

It's hot as fire!

I've burnt my mouth.

Screw it. Come.

Varghese, please come here.

-What happened? -Where is your dad, dear?

-He went to Mr. Thomas's place. -Isn't Beena here?

-Yes. Mom, come here. -Coming. Who is it?

You must ask her.

What is it, Mr. George?

It's nothing. I just...

Beena, did our hen lay eggs in your house?

-No, why, Ms. Mary? -See? I told you. Let's go.

Wait for God's sake! You are lying!

I saw it standing on your sunshade.

On the sunshade? The egg would be there then.

-Annie, check the sunshade. -What?

Why this drama, Beena?

What do you mean, drama?

Had I seen it, I'd have given it to you.

Why are you being rude, Mary? It's just an egg! Leave it.

-It's two now. -Mr. George, that was insulting.

Come with me. See for yourself.

What is it, Dad?

I don't know why she is so obsessed with an egg.

I can't believe Mom.

Beena, let go of me. It was just a doubt.

No, see for yourself.

You are impossible! Leave me.

See for yourself.

Ms. Mary, I had him buy it from the grocery store.

Grocery store, my foot!

-Mary... -Beena, you needn't explain.

I understood everything. Enough is enough.

Hey, kid, what are you doing here? Come here.

-Mary, those aren't your eggs. -What did I tell you?

Both the eggs are on the frying pan!

For God's sake, we bought them!

You harpy, don't get on my nerves!

-I saw the hen on your terrace. -Mary...

-Mr. George, what is she saying? -I told her...

-Don't try to talk him around! -Mary...

Where do you think you are going?

How about I put up a board that says "No hens allowed"?

It might have been foraging for food.

Do whatever you want! I don't give a darn!

Mom, there are no eggs here.

Come down. What are you doing there? I found the eggs!

Mary, come here, will you!

Why are you glaring at me?

-What's the matter, Mr. George? -Eggs!

What's the problem, Beena?

She accused me of stealing eggs.

Varghese, why did she have to steal my eggs?

The problem is there are no problems!

-Beena, go serve breakfast. -Do it.

Mary, get inside.

-It's time for us to go. Come. -I am not coming.

Just come with me.

-Hey, I will call you. -Okay, bye.

Mom, did Jibina and Aagu leave?

Are you aware of anything that happens here?

You leave early and come back late at night.

Don't you dare hang out with Varghese's son anymore!

Have you lost it, Mom?

Don't bother asking why.

Finish your meal! You have your eyes on the TV all the time!

Here you go.

As he said, have you really lost it?

Why are you looking at me like that?

"...should come here and apologise."

-Who is the letter for? -It's not a letter. Wait.

We should cut all ties with Mary's family.

What's the matter?

You were perfectly fine when I left!

And I want things to stay fine.

To heck with her hen! I will slaughter it!

Do whatever you want. Is there anything to eat now?

What are you laughing at?

Hey, come here.

What if I don't?

I won't serve dinner unless you make this vow.

Then I shall vow I'm not going to eat.

Beena, serve dinner.

Wait. Make this oath first.

-Show me your hand. -Did she win an election!

What are you doing? Come here!

Come here and witness your mom's oath!

-Do you need a special invite? -Why are you furious?

-She could've seen it from there. -No! The whole family should do it.

There's no escaping this.

Display it.

"From this very moment..."

-Repeat after me! -No way.

"...we won't have any contacts with Mary's family."

"For this to change, Mary should come here and apologise."

-Apology, my foot! -Don't you dare hang out with Jibit!

Mom is out of her mind. Serve dinner.

To heck with the apology!

What was that? Yuck!

Sheesh! Such a disgrace!

Oh, my God!

Are you hurt?

-It's okay. I know the perfect medicine. -What is it?

A mixture of turmeric powder, salt and a special ingredient.

TURMERIC POWDER

This is where you will lay eggs today.

Don't try to break it. I'll untie you once you've laid the egg.

See who it is.

I need info about that plot.

-What info? -How big is that plot?

I've no clue.

What a pleasant surprise!

-How are you? -Doing good, ma'am.

-What's the size of this plot? -1960 sq. ft.

1960 sq. ft.? Is the road common to both parties?

As per our title deed, our property extends till there.

This is our road. No one else has rights.

We can build a fence anytime.

-Mom, will you keep quiet? -Shut up! You know nothing.

It's best to clear things right now.

Mr. Varghese said the road is common to both of you.

-How would that work then? -No, that won't work.

It's been up for sale for a long time now.

-See you. -Okay.

Hey!

-What did you just do? -Get lost.

Ask the neighbours and you'd know the truth.

You old hen! This property will never be sold.

What movie is it?

Can't you see?

Jeez! The kids would see.

As if we haven't done this before!

I think I'd need more than two.

National Family Planning Programme... We are one...

Here you go. Forget them, we aren't changing our plans!

-What? -Mom, I need some rice.

-Rice, my foot! -What are you doing?

Watch what I am going to do!

Let's close the door!

-You moron! -I was honestly trying to repent.

And I have lied down.

What they did wasn't right.

-Father, I went there to have some coffee. -Yeah, right!

So, you have coffee from some whore's house!

He loves the coffee she makes.

You scum!

How much would it cost to repair this?

You'd better sell it and buy a new one.

Look at him feigning ignorance!

Hey...

-What did I do? -Why don't you sell him!

-Don't give him ideas! -And buy a car instead.

Let me try starting it.

Try now.

-What are you going to do? -Move.

-I hit my head! -I will be right back.

-Start the engine! -I'm sorry!

You terrified me!

-Ms. Mary. -What happened here, Sujatha?

Thomas pulled over to have some tea in the morning.

Then Britto got inside and shifted the gear.

-The jeep fell into the ditch. -Gosh!

Is the kid hurt?

He is all right. He jumped out acrobatically.

Thank God! That was a narrow escape.

-But he isn't going to escape punishment. -Where is Sindhu?

I called her. She will come back from work.

Jesus Christ!

Ms. Mary, Mr. George came halfway and went back.

Men should be more responsible.

If you'd come earlier, you could've pushed it out on your own, right!

I was not kidding. He ran back home after he got a call.

What if someone's dead?

What are you doing? I almost dropped the food!

What is it?

Leave me. Mom will come soon.

Don't worry. She won't come until that jeep is pulled out.

-Give me a kiss. -Ouch!

Come here. Sit on the other side when we go back.

OFFERINGS

-Does it hurt? -A bit.

Do you want to come with me to get my stitched churidar?

When?

We may not be able to meet frequently,

but I will certainly marry you.

-You! -Mom, my arm.

Jibit, I never expected this from you.

Ms. Beena, we love each other.

Your whims and fancies will never come true.

Get out of here before her dad and Alby come.

You witch! I will teach you a lesson!

Romancing that hag's son, of all people!

Jibit, your uncle had called.

He asked me if he should arrange your visa.

What should I tell him? I need your opinion.

-I'm not going. Ask him to take his son. -Oh, my God!

-He can take care of his son. -Where did the hen go?

Where did it go?

Hey...

-This hen is something else! -Really?

Jose had called me from Dubai.

He asked me if he should arrange Jibit's visa.

I thought of asking him, but he says he doesn't want to go.

Don't waste your life here.

Go make some money.

Ms. Mary, your loan will get approved this week.

I hope it does.

I need the money to build a wall.

-How much did your wall cost? -Only my husband knows.

The house is beautiful. Excellent construction.

It looks splendid! Did Mr. Pappan leave?

Next week. He has gone to his sister's house with our son.

-Sindhu was furious. -What?

She beat the heck out of Brittas the Jackass.

She smashed the TV. It seems Brittas was imitating a movie scene.

That kid is lucky. Imagine what'd have happened if he'd fallen into the ditch.

Exactly. The jeep could have fallen over him.

Isn't the panchayat distributing poultry now?

Ms. Mary, did your hen start to lay eggs?

Jaya, it is laying eggs, but we aren't getting any.

-Someone is stealing them! -You old hag!

-There you go again. -Did I mention your name?

-A guilty conscience needs no accuser! -Exactly.

You just lost a couple of eggs. I am worried if I'd lose my daughter.

-You should've raised her well. -I want to tell you the same!

Keep an eye on your son

for the sake of the women in this village!

-Gosh! What did my son do? -Ask him!

Get lost, old hag!

Just look at her wiggle her back!

I really suspect that Annie is pregnant.

Shut up, Jaya! Stop spreading gossip!

Look at him lying there with his mobile phone!

Get ready to face my rage!

-Get up, you... -What's wrong with you!

What's between you and Varghese's daughter?

-Have you gone mad? -Answer my question.

Let go of it.

-We are in love. -Why her, of all people!

I will never accept this!

I'll deal with it.

Wait till your dad gets here. We will deal with it!

So, this is what you were up to!

He wants to marry that egg thief's daughter!

Couldn't you find anyone else?

Leave me alone.

Of all the women out there!

See what I'll do. You will never marry her.

-Jibit, come here! -What is it?

Mom is saying something. Is it true?

-Actually, pal... -What?

It is true.

How could you do this to me?

-Listen to me first. -Say no more. It's all over.

Didn't you see your friend's true colours now?

See what you got for being loyal.

To hell with her love. This will ruin the family.

Son, you'd better move to someplace else.

Listen to us.

Go elsewhere and secure your future.

-This number is outside coverage... -Drat!

Hey... Hey! Pull over.

-It's him. Turn around. -Isn't it him?

Hey, stop, guys. Let go of me.

No! Drat!

Where's your gang now?

-Where are they? -Let me go.

Enough. Another kick, and he's dead.

Hey, stop sleeping like a log.

Get up. It's noon already.

Drat!

-Gokul. -Yes?

-Can you come with me? -Where to?

My body is aching like anything.

Come, I'll get ready.

Hurry up then.

What's up?

-What's happening? -Sit down.

I can't even sleep peacefully now.

The shit hit the fan, right?

He wants me to accompany him to the hospital.

He's here. See you.

-Come home when you're back. -Sure.

PHARMACY

What happened? Do you have a fever?

No. Yesterday, I ran into trouble after calling you.

The Keerappilly gang beat me to a pulp.

And you didn't tell us until now?

-Forget it, man. -What do you mean?

How can we let it go? We'll let Jibit know.

Pull over. I've got to take this.

-Hey, what's it? -Where are you?

-On the new bridge. -I'm getting frustrated.

I can't help but talk to Alby.

Annie came to me just after you left.

What did she say?

She said she'd commit suicide if we got separated.

What do I do? I want her in my life.

Let me try talking to him. We will fix this somehow.

-Alby, do you know Tom from Keerappilly? -No.

-He's the one who assaulted Annie. -When, where?

Near the tailor store.

Tom stole Annie's bangle, the one your grandma gave her.

Jibit is the one who got it back.

That's how her hand got hurt.

On Christmas eve, we'd gone with Annie to get her stitched churidar.

We had to chase them down.

She is my sister. How could you not tell me about this?

Your passport verification is still going on.

A police case would ruin everything.

Well, that feels patronising.

Why are you talking like this?

So, you were also in on this.

Talk to him, pal.

You were friends from childhood.

He just loved Annie. That's no sin.

Hey!

We have to sell the plot to marry Annie off.

Any serious proposals?

No, we are looking for alliances. She's finished her nursing course.

I'm not just a real estate agent. I'm a matchmaker too.

Really? How do you manage both?

It's the same. It's all about consensus.

I know someone who is perfect for you.

He works in London, but he is here now.

He doesn't need dowry. Why don't we take it forward?

If it's that good, why not?

Of course, it is.

Tom stole Annie's bangle, the one your grandma gave her.

Jibit is the one who got it back.

Drat!

-Gokul? -What is it?

-Come outside. -At this hour?

I am outside.

Hey!

Don't you even sleep? You are such a pain.

What you said is right.

I want to set things right between us.

-Call him. -Really?

You mean it, right? Give me a second.

-Turn off the light. -Sure.

Hello?

-Where are you? -I am at home.

Home? Do you have any booze with you?

No. Who is it for?

Actually, Alby wants to drink, so...

-For Alby? -Yes, dude.

Okay.

So, you will get it? Get it soon then.

I will get it right away. Okay.

-Look, Kevin is here. -Kevin, who are these guys?

-Hey... -Looks like trouble.

Enough, we all saw your expression of love.

Get lost!

Jibit, here you go.

-Hey, who is this? -I'll tell you later.

-We have to go. -You are going nowhere.

Have a few drinks with us.

-Have a few drinks. -Come on!

-Come. -Master, please get off.

Give me the booze, Jibit.

-Be careful. -Be careful, Master.

Be careful... Careful.

Kevin...

You took my seat.

Gokul, come sit here.

Kevin, who is this guy?

Sorry, I forgot to introduce him.

-He's my master, Kunji Siva. -Master from the gym?

Not from the gym. He's my master in boozing.

If you start drinking with him, you'll be a great drunkard in no time.

Gokul, let this be your initiation.

-Initiation? -Gokul, really?

He was chugging booze at the house-warming party.

Sir, how long have you been growing your beard?

-It's been six years. -Yet, it's so short!

Don't you dare make fun of him.

Master, show them the real stuff.

Oh, my God!

-See for yourself. -My God!

Gosh, it's something else!

What did you say?

Show it to them in all its glory.

Is this real?

Guys, tell you what,

what we are about to have is a special drink.

It's a famous drink from Brazil, brewed from sweet potatoes.

-It's even used as aviation fuel. -Where did you get it?

He brewed it here in Brazilian style.

Come on, get the glasses.

Here, give it to him.

Master, give me your glass.

-Brazil? -One more glass.

-Master... -Hurry up.

Next glass, please.

-How is it? -Awesome.

-Give me that glass. -Drink straight from the bottle.

Look at that!

You must be finding it difficult to drink.

Don't make fun of him, okay?

-Master, give me the glass. -Give me that.

Why are you staring at it? Pass the glass.

Hey, let me gulp this down.

-Do you want to take a dump? -No, not me!

If you two have made up, get drunk and go home.

We have other places to be at. Shall we go?

-Let's go. -Hey, look here.

-Get going. We'll deal with this. -"We"?

-Gokul, we're leaving. -Get going. Bye.

Now you have become brothers-in-law.

-Yes, we have. -Goodnight, guys.

We are brothers-in-law.

-See you. Goodnight. -Kevin, give me the bottle.

Don't eat the bottle!

Come on.

Mr. Siva, be careful. Don't trip on your beard.

Go and sleep, you flake.

-Make sure you go home. -We will.

-Not to someone else's home! -Goodnight.

Shall we leave?

-Hey, we're leaving. -Don't leave just yet.

-My dad isn't home. I've to go. -You're going nowhere.

What is it?

-I'm sorry. -Sorry for what?

I still don't know how or what to tell you.

If you'd told me about you and Annie, I wouldn't have opposed it.

What was I supposed to tell you,

that I loved your sister or I wanted to marry her?

Is that what you thought of me?

Hey!

-Sorry, pal. -It's okay.

Gokul, nobody is going home tonight.

-What do you say we sleep here? -I have to go. Dad is home.

Get rid of your useless Dad.

Where are you going?

-Dad is home. I'm leaving. -You aren't.

You knew everything, so you can't go.

-Go sit there. -What!

We are sleeping here.

Why did we buy the booze then?

It wasn't my idea. It was Alby's.

We will sleep here.

Dad is home. You don't know him well.

-Let me go. -Wait for your dad. Go lie down.

The matchmaker said a suitor would come today to meet Annie.

Where were you yesterday night? Have you started again?

Annie!

You could have told me about the relationship.

Jibit didn't know how to present it.

Hey, I'll get you married to Jibit.

-Really? -Shh!

Keep this between us.

Put on an act before the guy who comes to meet you.

-Leave the rest to me. -Aren't you done with the dishes?

Where are you going?

Be right back. I've some work. Give me the phone.

As if you have started working!

Can't you stay home at least on this special day?

It's a formal visit anyway.

Give me a banana.

Gokul.

Yes.

-Did you get the number? -I got the number and more.

Have they patched things up already?

Try an achappam.

It's homemade, isn't it?

-What's your name, dear? -Annie Varghese.

-Sorry? -Annie Varghese.

Where's your house in Angamaly?

Behind Oliyan Chapel in Angamaly,

there's a house with a stork's statue.

People there know me as Stork Joseph. I'm famous there.

But he is adamant about having his own house.

That's why we considered your property.

What do you do in London?

I'm an IT professional.

-What happened to your eyes? -Stay quiet.

He'd brought half a dozen sunglasses from London.

-I thought I'd use one. -Oh, I see.

-So, we will follow up later, right? -Yes.

Dad, I think I should talk to her.

Why? Don't you ruin your expat image now!

So, that's that.

We will fix the date after further discussions. Right?

That sounds good.

Right? Okay.

See you.

Bye.

It was a pleasure.

-See you later. -Bye.

They want to marry off Annie without selling the property.

Never going to happen!

We will manage.

Who is that?

It's Annie.

Hello, did they come?

-Okay. -What is it?

-Hello. -Hello.

Where are you now, sir?

-Sorry, who are you? -I want to talk about a wedding.

Okay. I'll be in my office in 10 minutes.

-Okay. Where's your office? -Above the SBI ATM.

-My nephew will be there. -All right.

See whose number this is.

Great. -Two birds with one stone!

Uncle, how did today's wedding proposal go?

It went fine, Pepe. We will have a blast.

I'm going to have a blast too. I'll buy a new shirt.

Why do you need a new shirt now?

This is the first wedding we fixed!

We have to show some initiative to have a blast.

What colour?

-Fluorescent green. -Fluorescent green?

-Yes. -What are you doing with that?

Designing! I will design the invite card for this wedding.

But do you know designing?

Of course. Why do you even have to ask?

Write down the details, and leave the rest to me.

Mr. Varghese will be stunned.

Mister, I called you just now.

Come on in. Sit down.

I won't beat around the bush.

The marriage proposal from Kidangoor won't happen.

Why not?

She will get married to him.

-Seriously? -Seriously.

-Isn't he their neighbour? -Can't neighbours get married?

The girl's parents will decide it.

Let them decide, not you.

I'm her brother and I make the decisions.

If you ever approach them with proposals,

-we will wreck this office and him. -Why me?

Got it?

Come on.

-What's your name? -Pepe Roshan.

"Pepe Roshan"! What have you been doing with this laptop?

Bro, do you know how to switch this on?

-You don't even know that? -Oh, God!

Where did you find this guy?

Just a second.

I'll broker that property deal, okay?

That deal is off. Don't you dare set foot in our neighbourhood again!

You show-off! Get out of here.

I didn't know how to switch it on. So what?

Why didn't he say he'd thrash the matchmaker?

He's Kevin's in-law. We shouldn't hurt him.

Just a minute. Hello?

-Come below Pathalam Bridge with Alby. -What's wrong?

-Where? -Pathalam Bridge.

-Come below Pathalam Bridge. -Okay.

What's the matter?

Look, it's them!

You!

Let go of me.

Come and fight.

Come and get some!

Beat them to death!

Move!

Come here, you...

Oh, no!

Drat!

-Let go of me. -I'm going to finish you off.

Let go of it.

Beat him to a pulp.

Let go of me.

You swine, I'll end you for good.

-Such an imbecile! -Come here.

-Hurry up. -Come here.

-Alby. -Kuttan, hurry up...

Hold him down. Let's throw him away.

Kuttan, throw him.

Alby, beat him black and blue.

Hey, let him go. Oh, God!

You!

-Come. -Kick him.

We'll kill you. Come beat him.

We will finish you off.

Let me go. Move.

Beat the shit out of him, Kuttan!

-Kick him into the water, Gokul! -Oh, God!

-Beat it! -Run!

Catch them.

-Catch them. -Run.

Catch them. Don't let them get away.

-Smack them. -Kill them.

Don't let them go.

-Beat it! -Run.

Get lost.

Get lost!

-You... -Go to hell, brat.

Kevin, we met Chinjilu's dad.

-Where? -In his office.

-When? -Everything is okay.

He's the matchmaker.

-We talked things through. -Oh, my God!

You just have to ask her hand in marriage.

Really? Let's celebrate.

Let's celebrate.

If you two and your fathers are fine with this,

I'll phone Mary and Beena and convince them.

Schedule your visit to the bride's house tomorrow.

-Okay? -Okay.

Let's go.

Father, please don't forget.

Stop. Did you meet the matchmaker?

How could you ruin that marriage proposal!

Jibit will marry her.

They love each other, and they have my blessings.

You don't make the decisions when we are alive.

Do whatever you want. But they'll get married. Move.

I'd rather be dead than marrying my girl off to their house.

Stop. I heard you. That's enough egg lore for today!

To hell with him and the priest!

-When did you come? -How could I not come!

Though you didn't call me, Annie did.

Shut up! Where's Aagu?

Aagu has exams, so I didn't take her along.

Dad. Dad!

Can you talk to Mr. Varghese?

In your dreams. No one here will talk to them.

I will never let you marry that hag's daughter.

Stop babbling, Mom. What do you say, Dad?

I've told you a million times not to disturb me while watching TV.

Annie is good at heart.

I don't know why she deserves a life with you.

You are talking as if you approve of it.

-You will approve of it too. -Get lost.

Never ever!

He dragged the priest into it.

-I won't even step into her house. -I'll take it myself.

Change the channel.

Here, have some curry.

...I won't let this wedding happen.

Why don't you come in, Ms. Mary?

I prefer standing here.

So, we will consult with the priest and get them married.

-That will be great. -Here.

Is their cockfight still on?

Beena, why don't you two shake hands?

-Go ahead. -Come on.

Go, Mom.

There she goes again. Leave it be.

Annie, are these the same sweets you served the other suitor?

Yes, how did you find out?

Look, it's spoiled.

Shut up.

Beena! Come out!

Come here. Hurry up!

Come here!

-Come and see. -What happened?

Hurry up.

Look at that.

Look. Catch him!

-Catch him. -Come out.

-Come. -Don't pull.

You're hurting my hand.

I won't spare you. So, you were the thief!

-No, it was not me. -Pull him out.

I'll teach you a lesson for good.

Oh, God!

-I will teach you a lesson. -You brat!

You understood how we lost all the eggs?

It was Brittas the Jackass all along.

What do you do with it?

I have it with salt and turmeric powder.

-Are you okay? -Yes.

Get out of here then.

Look at him run. It's the energy from all the eggs.

Shall we go back and eat something?

-Look at these two. -Let's go inside.

-We have things to decide. -It was such a fiasco.

Come on, son.

Mary, my dear!

Come here, Ms. Mary.

Come on in.

-No more issues. -Not anymore.

Come.

-This is my seat. Move. -Seats don't matter anymore.

-Don't eat all this! -Let me eat this.

What's your problem?

You could have just asked us.

-So, Varghese. -Eat it, pal.

Go on.

No. You didn't shake my hand before.

-Come on, eat it. -No.

Shut up!

If the bride and groom want to talk in private...

-How was that? -Well played.

Talk if you want to.

We'll talk in our own time.

COCKFIGHT

Now I know why Annie learnt my style of cooking.

The Keerappilly gang was also invited to the wedding.

I no longer care about the eggs.

Alby's passport was issued.

Now he's looking for new excuses to remain jobless.

Kuttan still doesn't know what money has to do with the divine birth.

Mr. Eappen and his wife have promised Chinjilu's hand in marriage

if Kevin was willing to find a job.

George bought Thomas's Jeep

to take the cement mixer to worksites.

Jibina's husband is home.

She is pregnant again.

Varghese bought a bigger vehicle.

Brittas is still hooked on movies.

Don't know what his next mischief would be.

Thomas bought a new car, and he is a taxi driver now.

Beena, Beena.

Come and see this, will you!

Wow, this is amazing!

Don't you take these eggs anymore? There are so many chicks!