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You ever wonder what happens
to all the overeducated...
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pampered rich kids the art colleges
churn out year after year?
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So did I. After all, in two days,
I was going to join them.
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Being a well-adjusted,
model citizen, of course...
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I was looking forward to it.
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Graduation was just two days away,
and I couldn't wait to get started...
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on that wife and kids
and pension-plan thing.
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On Sunday, we'd all be going
our separate ways...
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me and the scumbags I live with.
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Mickey drew cartoons
for the local funny papers.
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We started as freshmen together,
but he still had a year to go.
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Why do I always gotta go last?
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He was big, clumsy,
and he never combed his hair.
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Chicks dug him.
Fuckin' mystery to me.
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- Who's that? Jack?
- Fat fuck.
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Yeah. Is that you, Rob?
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Rob was moving to L.A.
with his woman.
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We'd all been poisoning him
against her...
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'cause, well, that's what guys do,
but so far it hadn't worked.
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I can give you something right here.
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Hey, man! Don't...
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You scalded me!
You know what that does to my skin?
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hungover?
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Slosh had morphed from computer geek
to raving drunk in under a year.
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For months now he had been
mailing bad poetry to Charles Bukowski.
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Who did that to you?
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No one wanted to tell him
Buke was dead.
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What are you, a madman?
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No.
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Just like to live dangerously.
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The head rooster was Dennis.
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He was a professional student
who'd been living up in the attic...
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and lording over the place
for the past six years.
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- Good morning, youngsters.
- Morning.
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Did you notice Rob
skulk in last night?
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Perhaps a little trouble
in doggy land?
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We could only hope.
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Slosh brewed you up
a fresh pot of coffee.
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Dennis changed majors more often
than he changed his underwear.
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First cup o'joe of the day.
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As for me, my name's Jack.
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Happy-go-fuckin'- lucky
as the day I was born.
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Yeah, the salad days were winding down,
and I wasn't sure...
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but I think I hated it.
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There's something about seeing
your ex-girlfriend slobbin' on...
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some other guy's knob that makes
you say, "Thanks, babe. I miss you too."
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Next. Psychology major, right?
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Hey, I love my mother,
but not as much as you guys say I do.
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Check out my head size.
Think it needs to be shrunk?
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Next!
Hey, break a leg.
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No, break two. You're a history
of consciousness major, right?
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Next!
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You got me waiting in line ten minutes
while you're tellin' fuckin' jokes.
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Well, let's move it
right along then, shall we?
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- Name?
- Freeman, Jack.
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Ooh. I'm sorry.
I'm afraid I can't let you graduate...
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with the bad haircut, man.
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Next.
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I'm just kiddin'.
I already had you marked off.
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Welcome to the real world.
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And you know what?
I like that "Hate" T-shirt.
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The whole angry, young man, black thing.
Generation... You know what I mean?
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- It's cool.
- It's the name of a comic book.
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- Could I borrow your pen for a second?
- Absolutely.
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You happy now, cocksucker?
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Next.
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If she liked me she would have said...
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"Why don't you have a bagel
and I'll join you?"
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She didn't even ask me...
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Mickey. When are
you gonna learn, man?
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You gotta be more aggressive, man.
You just...
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- Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah.
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- Two minutes. Be right there.
- Meet you over there?
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If you know so much, how come
you slept at El Rancho last night?
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You know, it's really interesting
how you celibates...
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all keep little tabs
on my whereabouts.
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What's that about?
Think about the psychology there.
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We had an argument
about her mother.
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I never even met this woman, and she's
trying to exert her power over me.
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You never met
Joanie's mom before?
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I've been avoiding it
for 18 months.
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- What's the big deal?
- It's not a big deal.
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I just have a thing with moms.
I had a bad experience once.
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Now, I'm about to move
to L.A. with Joanie...
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and her mom...
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is renting us an apartment
five minutes from her house.
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My life is fast becoming...
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It's a joke.
My life's a joke.
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Like...
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Yeah. She's a beaut, ain't she?
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Yeah, it's nice.
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You boys just graduatin', ain't ya?
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Well, this is the machine for you.
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I don't say that because I read it
in some goddamn manual.
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I say that from grade-A,
numero uno, champion experience.
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All right? Me and the missus,
couple weeks ago...
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come out here
in this particular machine.
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Her mother rode along with us.
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We got here, ten minutes later,
they hit the road.
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I ain't seen her since. I don't know,
goddamn it, what it's all about, but...
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Back to the truck.
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- Okay. We just wanna...
- This here's the one.
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- I'm ready to hot-diggety deal.
- I believe you.
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Brilliant.
Absolutely wonderful.
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No. Really?
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- You really think so?
- Oh, yes.
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I particularly love those
intriguing references to the Hopi.
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Hopi?
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The Native American
Indian tribe. Yeah.
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I've been there...
out on that third mesa.
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There in the middle of the Arizona
desert is a simple, primitive people...
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that has kept
its culture intact.
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I got this belt buckle
for a song.
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That's really something.
So, you're gonna accept my thesis?
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Well, now...
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Walk with me.
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Dennis, I like you, and I am
positively wild about your work.
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I know you're about to graduate,
but I'd like you to stay on...
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and act as my assistant next year...
my understudy, if you will.
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There'll be credit towards
your master's degree...
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and, of course, a modest stipend.
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Luther, I don't know
what to say, but...
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I got accepted to Michigan.
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I'm starting a master's
business program in the fall.
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Dennis, a boy with your insight
should not...
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stifle his creativity
in the pursuit of filthy lucre.
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Remember, my boy, it is poetry
that will save the world...
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not commerce.
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Corpus Christi pole.
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Won't find another one between here
and the Peruvian High Andes.
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Please be careful!
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Culmination of centuries
of the evolution of art.
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Took my sculpture students
two semesters to complete.
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Well, it's pretty awe-inspiring.
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Yes, it is, isn't it?
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You will think over my offer,
won't you?
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- Yes. Yes, I definitely will.
- Thanks, Dennis.
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This truck here's callin' your name!
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- You see that guy?
- Zoinks!
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That guy was heavy!
That's gonna be me, man.
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No, man.
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I move in with Joanie,
her mom creeps into my life.
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- I turn into that guy.
- Joanie is not like that at all.
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I wish I had your problem!
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Joanie's an incredible woman.
You'll deal.
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I don't want to just deal.
I'm supposed to be excited about this.
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You know I love her to death.
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I'm not sure if I'm ready for this.
I'm stressed out.
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I'm sick. Look at my gums.
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- Look at that.
- Oh, yuck!
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See that? I gotta go
to the dentist now.
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Excuse me.
You're Mickey, right?
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- From "The Mickey Chronicles"?
- Yeah.
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- I think you're terrific.
- Thanks.
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Would you autograph this?
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Yeah.
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- There you go.
- Thanks.
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- See you.
- I...
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What's the matter with you?
What are you doing?
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They're waiting for you
to go talk to 'em.
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No, they just like the comic strip.
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I don't stand a chance
with women like that.
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Are you out of your mind?
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There's a legion of these little
freshmen cho-cha who worship you.
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- You're like the black Ziggy.
- Great.
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I'm the little, lovable potato guy
with no neck.
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Oh, man, you shouldn't be stealin' beers
from your gracious employer.
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- How come?
- It's unethical.
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You should let me steal 'em.
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Shit. 'Sides, you think
there's a cornucopia...
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of shitty, menial jobs in this town
for a college dropout like yourself?
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Hey, they're already open.
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Slosh is the man.
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Slosh!
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- Hey, Doc.
- What are you doin' back there, man?
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I'm gettin' cheese, Doc.
You know, groovin' to the tunes.
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Okay, that's gonna cost you
three bucks, same as a customer.
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You know I don't like to get
all heavy and uncool...
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but you think
I'm running a soup kitchen?
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Hey, it's just a job, man.
I'll get another.
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A couple years ago you were
Mr. Straight Apple...
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Computer Science,
Goody Two-shoes Guy.
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Now look at you.
You're an embarrassment.
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You could've had one of these,
you know.
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We got free pizza and beer.
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Why don't you get off my nuts?
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- They wavin' at you?
- Yeah.
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Fucker! Get out!
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Watch it, man!
Jesus Christ!
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Fuck you!
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Do you know those fags?
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Yeah, a bunch of freshmen.
They just moved in.
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Sorry about that.
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
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- The young Slosh.
- Our little boy. He's grown up.
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Honey, I'm home.
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Scumbags!
Where'd you get the pizza?
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- From that place Slosh used to work at.
- What, again?
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Howdy, sir.
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Oh, man.
Slosh, you quit every two weeks.
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Hey, this time
I'm getting fired.
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But if you guys don't want
to share the windfall...
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Slosh is the man!
Come on. Brew me.
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- Here we go.
- All right.
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- To Slosh.
- Hey, Rob, where you goin'?
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I gotta pick up my paycheck.
I'll meet you at the boardwalk.
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He's gotta check in
with the warden first.
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That's what's happening here.
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Don't run off with Joanie.
Ride down with us.
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It's a boys' night.
Don't be a whipped dog.
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Oh, Jack. Do we really want to talk
about being pussy-whipped?
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Need I remind you
of a certain woman...
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whose first name
starts with the letter Dina?
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All right, fuck you.
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I'm not going to bring her along,
if that's what you're worried about.
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Anymore smart-ass comments
before I go?
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Yeah, just one.
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Who's been using
my coffee mug?
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I don't know.
Does anybody give a rip?
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I found it
out on the front stoop.
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Now, I thought I made this
abundantly clear...
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that there are two things
that nobody touches.
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My Vespa and my mug.
That's right.
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Now, come to find that one
of you syphilitic swine...
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had his diseased lips
on the thing?
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- All right. Have a stroke, Pappy.
- Ah! See? The guilty party.
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It's outrageous!
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You know, Chelsea said
she'd be there tonight.
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You like Chelsea now?
Good for you. You should go for her.
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I didn't know you were planning
another one of your Waterloos of love.
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Me either. Let's get going.
I don't want to miss this.
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Oh, Christ.
Here they come.
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Sorry we're late.
Joanie wanted to come.
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I hope you guys don't mind me
tagging along.
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00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:59,627
It's my last chance
to go on the log ride.
237
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,864
No, by all means.
238
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,348
This collar looks
a little tight.
239
00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,918
Just brace yourself, Joanie.
240
00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:09,863
The lads may get a tad immature
for your tastes.
241
00:15:09,938 --> 00:15:11,630
Just pretend I'm not here.
242
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:14,319
No, it's going to be a lot of fun.
243
00:15:14,389 --> 00:15:16,016
Getting geared up
for the move to L.A.?
244
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,471
Yes. I have so much to do.
I haven't even started packing...
245
00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,913
Yeah, right. Let's get going
before the lines get too long.
246
00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:23,889
Hustle along. Let's go.
247
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,105
Let's go.
248
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,950
- Nobody beats the big log!
- You should've paddled faster.
249
00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:44,326
- Right!
- Sorry about that. They started it.
250
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:47,623
- She's all right. Right, baby?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
251
00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,268
- Mickey! Guess who!
- What's up?
252
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,481
- Hey, Chelsea.
- Hi, guys.
253
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,552
- Ride the roller coaster with me.
- I'm actually kind of hungry.
254
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,790
- Ride the roller coaster.
- I was about to get a chimichanga!
255
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,129
You just had an ice-cream sandwich.
256
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:04,751
- I sat on that!
- Go!
257
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,795
Faster!
258
00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,970
- What is wrong with him?
- You think she likes him?
259
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,415
So we're leaving
the chancellor's party.
260
00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:34,529
We've got a case of wine
and several trays of sushi...
261
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,675
that we've purloined
from the catering truck...
262
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,749
and our good buddy Flailin' Ed
sneaks upstairs.
263
00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,894
- That guy was a genius.
- Who's Flailin' Ed?
264
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,877
- You don't wanna know.
- Shut the fuck up.
265
00:16:43,951 --> 00:16:45,862
Let him tell the story.
266
00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:51,561
He was this
Hunter S. Thompson-style drunk that...
267
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,507
- He used to live at El Rancho.
- Right. So we're thinkin'...
268
00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,471
what the hell
is this guy gonna do?
269
00:16:56,535 --> 00:16:59,766
By now, he's out of his mind
on amyl nitrate.
270
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,545
He's drooling,
and he's got this...
271
00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:07,804
So, anyway, Ed moseys on up
into the master bedroom...
272
00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,781
and drops a Lincoln log
in the tub.
273
00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:19,966
We had a great run, Slosh. If you
and Mickey get a nice apartment...
274
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,178
You ever stop and wonder...
275
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,617
what if what I got goin'
is the best I'm ever gonna get?
276
00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:27,302
You'd be stupid
not to make it last.
277
00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:29,926
I was beginning to think,
hey, fuck it.
278
00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:32,552
One more spin
on the merry-go-round, slick.
279
00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:34,534
I'll pay you Tuesday.
280
00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,107
Gimme some lovin'!
281
00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:47,118
What's the matter with you?
282
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,642
- Man, I'm starvin'.
- You just ate!
283
00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:52,571
I didn't eat a damn thing all day.
284
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,093
Why do you give me shit every time
I put something in my mouth?
285
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,463
- Because you got a fat ass.
- You three can lick my crack.
286
00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,438
- Okay?
- Jack. Phone.
287
00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:10,148
Got it!
288
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,433
Slosh, hang up the phone!
289
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,217
Hello.
290
00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:21,134
Oh, hey, Mom.
291
00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:23,564
Do what?
292
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,479
Do I have another girlfriend yet?
293
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,417
That's funny, Mom.
No. Gimme a break.
294
00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:33,969
No, Mom,
I haven't seen Dina in a while.
295
00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,356
What?
296
00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:43,003
Graduation?
297
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:46,169
It's... on Saturday.
298
00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:50,240
No, I just figured
you guys didn't want to.
299
00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,379
It's basically the same
as high school grad...
300
00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:54,842
the robes
and the stupid square hats, so...
301
00:18:58,599 --> 00:18:59,909
Right.
302
00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:09,347
Is Dad comin' too?
303
00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:16,488
Oh, great. That's great.
It'll be a lot of fun.
304
00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:19,465
Right.
305
00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,946
Mom, I gotta go, all right?
306
00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:41,018
Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you soon.
Me too, Mom.
307
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,067
Yeah. See you Saturday. Bye.
308
00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:47,782
You're not gonna show this
to anyone? You promise?
309
00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:49,124
I promise.
310
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,393
Ah, yes.
Very beautiful.
311
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,290
- Okay, promise one more time.
- Yes, I promise. I promise.
312
00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,269
Ooh, wow!
Oh, my God!
313
00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,199
Okay. No, come on!
314
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,913
Okay, hold on.
Let me put this down. I'm coming.
315
00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:09,426
Don't you worry. Just a second.
Just let me put this down.
316
00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:10,956
Yes. Hello. Hi, Mom.
317
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:13,617
- Oh, God, don't say Mom.
- Wave.
318
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,860
You still have your shoes on.
319
00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,112
It's still a little rough.
320
00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:45,858
You try to get your guy
to kill all the evil bunnies.
321
00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:51,212
You know, Slosh, I bet if you
change the bunny rabbits to...
322
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,112
oh, say, Nazis or something,
I bet you could sell that thing.
323
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,715
Nah, it's just for fun.
324
00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:02,644
You know what?
Guys, I'm not moving out.
325
00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:06,516
- What?
- You heard me. I'm not movin' out.
326
00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:08,759
I'm stayin' here
for another year at El Rancho.
327
00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:11,033
- Oh, bullshit!
- Yeah, think about it.
328
00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:13,274
Landlord ain't rented the place yet.
329
00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:16,443
He'd be tickled three shades of pink
to keep gettin' checks from us.
330
00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:18,969
Right? Think about it.
331
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,882
You guys really wanna
give this place up?
332
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:26,308
What about the bar?
This is a fuckin' great bar.
333
00:21:27,175 --> 00:21:30,494
We're just gonna leave it here
for the next asshole who moves in?
334
00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,327
We couldn't do that to the bar.
335
00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:35,299
Mickey and I were gonna
take it to the new apartment.
336
00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,500
Had some good times
at this bar, man.
337
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,505
Rob. Remember when we got the glass
cut and beveled to fit the top...
338
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,164
what a pain in the ass that was?
339
00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,460
Wasn't cheap, that's for sure.
340
00:21:49,878 --> 00:21:52,269
I don't know. I just figured
now that school's over...
341
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,418
I think we owe it to ourselves.
342
00:21:54,489 --> 00:21:56,825
Relax a little bit.
Take it easy.
343
00:21:58,204 --> 00:21:59,864
A few grins.
344
00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:03,548
If you guys stayed,
that'd be fuckin' awesome, man.
345
00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:06,073
Fuck, yeah, man!
Yeah, it would!
346
00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:09,497
We could put the band back together.
Be like it was in the old days.
347
00:22:09,572 --> 00:22:11,678
We'd have a fuckin'
great time, man.
348
00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:14,020
These punks are easy.
It's just you two guys.
349
00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:17,318
Oh, no.
Don't start with me, man.
350
00:22:17,384 --> 00:22:19,240
Rob. Come on.
351
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,307
Where's our band gonna be
without our suave, sexy, front man guy?
352
00:22:22,989 --> 00:22:25,412
After you quit on us,
the band fell apart.
353
00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:27,429
- We're nothing without you.
- Yeah!
354
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,151
It's not gonna work.
355
00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,807
Dennis. Business school in Michigan?
Who are you kidding?
356
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:37,041
You got three degrees already.
The whole thing's a joke.
357
00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:38,998
You gonna walk away
from your photography...
358
00:22:39,063 --> 00:22:40,755
after you spent a year on it?
359
00:22:40,824 --> 00:22:43,575
You're finally gettin' your eye.
It's startin' to look good.
360
00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:45,366
Okay, okay.
361
00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:48,853
Actually, it's sort of funny
that you bring this up...
362
00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:54,079
because Luther sort of offered me
an apprenticeship.
363
00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:57,310
- What?
- He asked me to stay on next year.
364
00:22:57,378 --> 00:22:59,322
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I am.
365
00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:03,654
He is offering me a salary
and credit towards my MFA.
366
00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:08,356
Dennis, you've been dying to transfer
to Michigan since I met you.
367
00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:12,869
Yes, I know.
So, I will defer my enrollment.
368
00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,594
I mean, come on!
What's another year?
369
00:23:15,663 --> 00:23:18,698
Right? I mean, we're young
and stupid and unattached.
370
00:23:18,768 --> 00:23:20,592
- Yes!
- Yes.
371
00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:22,317
I was going to live with my brother.
That can wait.
372
00:23:22,387 --> 00:23:24,909
Joanie's not gonna wait.
She'll flip out.
373
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,956
You gotta be kiddin' me!
374
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,715
Rob, you can't fight this, man.
375
00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:33,877
Come on! I need this.
We all need this.
376
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:37,080
Jesus Christ, let's rage against
the dying of the light a little bit.
377
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,491
Yeah! Come on!
378
00:23:38,558 --> 00:23:40,468
You don't want to end up
like the rental truck guy.
379
00:23:40,543 --> 00:23:43,392
Forget about the skirt.
There are more where she came from.
380
00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:44,635
Throw off the shackles!
381
00:23:44,705 --> 00:23:48,090
It'll be like the fuckin' old days.
Please, Rob! I'm begging you!
382
00:23:48,164 --> 00:23:50,532
I'm on my hands and knees,
kissing your smelly ass!
383
00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,159
All right! Let's do it!
384
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,141
Just stay away from my ass!
385
00:23:57,706 --> 00:24:00,490
Hey, bring your friends
to El Rancho tomorrow night.
386
00:24:00,556 --> 00:24:01,833
Free beer.
387
00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:06,410
Oh, yeah!
388
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,449
You know how long it's been since I've
been with anybody besides Joanie?
389
00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,727
- No, but I bet you do.
- Eighteen months.
390
00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:14,480
Ouch! That's a long time
for the king of swing.
391
00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,383
- I think she likes you.
- Yeah.
392
00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,661
There you go.
That's a Mickey original.
393
00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,780
Mick, you're a mindblower.
394
00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:29,118
Hey, is that
that nut beer?
395
00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:31,835
- Why don't you give me some?
- Get out of here, you cheap screw.
396
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,880
- Buy your own.
- Come on.
397
00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:35,897
Why are you coming at me
with the "cheap screw" thing?
398
00:24:35,971 --> 00:24:37,182
I just want a taste.
399
00:24:37,252 --> 00:24:39,326
Every time we go out,
you buy that piss water...
400
00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:41,254
and then you want my import.
401
00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:43,360
- You think I'm not onto this routine?
- Thanks a lot!
402
00:24:43,432 --> 00:24:47,111
Watch out for that stuff. There's stuff
in there that'll give you butt cancer.
403
00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:49,668
What are you talkin' about?
This is good beer.
404
00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,716
No, delicious, no doubt...
405
00:24:51,789 --> 00:24:53,645
but the darker-yielding hops...
406
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,981
tend to get trapped
in your colon and fester...
407
00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:57,958
until that magical moment...
408
00:24:58,033 --> 00:25:01,101
when your prostate
drops out like a peach pit.
409
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,880
Wait! Oh, Edgar.
410
00:25:05,526 --> 00:25:07,699
There's been
a terrible mistake here.
411
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,874
This party was last weekend, Edgar.
412
00:25:09,945 --> 00:25:12,980
The party is over. They've already
cleaned up all the cups. Sorry.
413
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,723
- Who invited that dork?
- Treacherous little bastard.
414
00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:18,140
Who's responsible? Slosh!
415
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,215
Come here, Slosh.
416
00:25:20,288 --> 00:25:22,264
- Come here a second.
- Hey, what's up, bros?
417
00:25:24,226 --> 00:25:26,333
- Did you invite the pud-whacker?
- Who?
418
00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:28,675
The pud-whacker!
The fuckin' action man over there.
419
00:25:28,742 --> 00:25:31,526
- Who told you to invite him?
- Come here.
420
00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:34,178
You see, Edgar used to live
in your room, okay?
421
00:25:34,249 --> 00:25:36,552
He's a compulsive
little jerk-off artist.
422
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,791
He's an idiot. He owes us
200 bucks for the phone bill.
423
00:25:38,859 --> 00:25:41,763
- Always starin' at Joanie.
- I'm sorry. No more pud-whackers.
424
00:25:41,838 --> 00:25:45,102
- We have a reputation to hold up here.
- That's right. Women.
425
00:25:46,929 --> 00:25:48,140
- Mr. Mick.
- Mickey.
426
00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:50,545
You wanna put some diapers
on that thing?
427
00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,882
Jay, can we get a nipple
for Mickey's beer?
428
00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:53,997
Just a minute.
429
00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:56,723
My number one big spender
is buying shots for everybody.
430
00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,702
- Welcome back!
- Yeah!
431
00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:04,828
People say nothing is forever.
432
00:26:04,893 --> 00:26:07,895
If that's true, how do you explain
herpes or the Grateful Dead?
433
00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,871
I say forever's for people
who got the balls to make it last.
434
00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:14,078
We were back, all right. I was gonna
prove all these pricks wrong.
435
00:26:14,146 --> 00:26:17,378
Tomorrow, after the graduation ceremony,
the studio will be open.
436
00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,960
Please feel free to bring along
your friends and relatives.
437
00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:22,788
Show off your excellent work.
438
00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:25,728
Once again, thank you.
See you tomorrow.
439
00:26:29,357 --> 00:26:31,398
- Luther.
- Yes, Jack.
440
00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,506
I just wanted to know
what you thought of my final piece.
441
00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:37,709
You'll receive my written assessment
in the mail in a couple days.
442
00:26:37,778 --> 00:26:40,627
I know. I just wanted
to hear it from you.
443
00:26:40,692 --> 00:26:41,969
All right.
444
00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:51,504
To be perfectly honest with you,
I find it muddled.
445
00:26:52,764 --> 00:26:55,865
It seems to me you get lost
in abstractionism...
446
00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:58,554
and you lose sight
of your real feelings.
447
00:27:00,545 --> 00:27:02,139
My real feelings?
448
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,121
It's the old argument, Jack.
449
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:09,405
Art isn't just the vomiting up
of adolescent angst.
450
00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:14,217
Real art is subject to
a complex filtration system...
451
00:27:14,282 --> 00:27:17,251
allied to
tried and true structures.
452
00:27:17,324 --> 00:27:19,879
I look at your stuff,
and what do I see?
453
00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:25,705
I see 20th-century
American suburbia.
454
00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,306
It doesn't resonate.
455
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,616
That was why I was so keen
to have you participate...
456
00:27:29,684 --> 00:27:31,376
in the Corpus Christi totem.
457
00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:33,749
Yeah, but, Luther,
I told you...
458
00:27:33,815 --> 00:27:37,909
I've never even been to Tijuana,
much less 15th-century South America.
459
00:27:37,977 --> 00:27:40,826
You know? What does
a Corpus Christi totem mean to me?
460
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:44,090
All the other students
were prepared to open themselves...
461
00:27:44,157 --> 00:27:46,068
to a multicultural experience.
462
00:27:46,783 --> 00:27:49,240
That is why they have gone
full circle and why they...
463
00:27:49,313 --> 00:27:52,031
They are full of shit
and have no personality!
464
00:27:52,099 --> 00:27:56,160
I mean, this multiculturalism thing
is completely bullshit!
465
00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:59,428
I was raised in the suburbs.
That's what I'm trying to express.
466
00:27:59,496 --> 00:28:01,155
That's what I know.
467
00:28:01,225 --> 00:28:03,528
So you intend
to captivate people...
468
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,662
with the plight of the affluent,
white American male.
469
00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:10,602
Well, I have some shocking news
for you. Nobody cares.
470
00:28:14,514 --> 00:28:17,199
He's givin' me his song and dance
about the tried and true structures...
471
00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,511
and all that bullshit.
472
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,922
Hold on. I'm sorry.
473
00:28:19,988 --> 00:28:23,024
Oh, Mickey?
How much longer?
474
00:28:23,095 --> 00:28:24,557
Five minutes.
475
00:28:28,602 --> 00:28:31,157
So then he said my stuff
was muddled vomit.
476
00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:33,596
- Ouch!
- Yeah. Can you believe that wanker?
477
00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:35,605
- You're kidding me.
- No.
478
00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:37,819
Oh. Well...
479
00:28:38,881 --> 00:28:41,371
I hate to be the fart
in your soup bowl, but...
480
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:44,706
he loved mine.
481
00:28:44,773 --> 00:28:46,716
- What?
- Yeah.
482
00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,607
I threw in my "Working Boy"
photo essay.
483
00:28:50,569 --> 00:28:52,610
Oh, my God!
You just finished that yesterday!
484
00:28:52,682 --> 00:28:53,828
He loved it.
485
00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,250
I'm telling you, man,
Luther went crazy for it.
486
00:28:57,325 --> 00:28:59,694
What? Slosh doing vodka shots
in his johnson holders?
487
00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:05,896
Yeah, Rancho.
Yeah, party here tonight.
488
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:09,332
What can I tell you? We're back.
All right, bring everybody.
489
00:29:10,774 --> 00:29:12,630
Check it out, Jack.
490
00:29:12,695 --> 00:29:17,969
Luther said that I brought a compelling,
socio-scatological edge to my work.
491
00:29:18,747 --> 00:29:21,432
- You're pullin' my rip cord, right?
- No. Not even a little bit.
492
00:29:22,237 --> 00:29:24,311
You know he wants
to shuck your corncob, don't you?
493
00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:31,106
You know, when you get
like this, it's just sad.
494
00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,028
You slap this shit together,
he loves it.
495
00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,949
He gives me a speech
on the filtration process.
496
00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:37,798
- What does that tell you?
- That you're a dolt and a homophobe.
497
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,925
What? It's just beyond the realm
of possibility that he likes my work?
498
00:29:41,995 --> 00:29:43,851
I got it! Let's go!
499
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,339
You think I like having
incredible powers of perception?
500
00:29:46,413 --> 00:29:48,902
- Slosh, we're gonna go get the kegs.
- Consider the ulterior motives.
501
00:29:48,974 --> 00:29:50,404
Drop it, will ya.
502
00:29:57,076 --> 00:29:59,347
I can do this, right?
I'm just nervous, you know?
503
00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:02,547
Don't worry about it. We're back.
Dudes of steel, right?
504
00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:03,565
Yeah!
505
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,332
There you go.
You look good.
506
00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:08,251
Yeah? Oh, man.
You're not gonna wear that, are you?
507
00:30:08,316 --> 00:30:10,968
That "Too Drunk To Fuck" button.
You're not gonna wear that.
508
00:30:11,037 --> 00:30:13,690
Hey, this thing works
like fuckin' magic.
509
00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:15,865
You put this fuckin' button on,
and immediately...
510
00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:18,905
drunk chicks come up and say,
"Is that really true?"
511
00:30:18,978 --> 00:30:21,948
Please, don't be offended
if I laugh in your face.
512
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,265
That is ridiculous.
513
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,604
Four simple words
pack a lot of punch.
514
00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:29,088
For one thing, it shows good taste
in music, which you obviously lack.
515
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,137
Two, a self-deprecating
sense of humor...
516
00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:33,219
which women fuckin' love.
517
00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:36,108
Three, this sort
of angst-ridden...
518
00:30:36,174 --> 00:30:38,990
sexual mysteriousness thing
that I got goin' on.
519
00:30:39,056 --> 00:30:40,682
Oh, man!
520
00:30:40,752 --> 00:30:42,608
Well, so much
for sexual mysteriousness.
521
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,879
I don't recall you gettin' anywhere
at the last party.
522
00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:47,315
No, that's right,
but I could have.
523
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:48,843
Okay? Easily.
524
00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:51,025
These are monastic times,
my friend.
525
00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:53,104
All portent
and no payoff is a win.
526
00:30:53,177 --> 00:30:54,967
And I won big!
527
00:30:55,034 --> 00:30:57,402
So, I'm a photographer.
528
00:30:57,468 --> 00:31:01,016
Actually, I teach university...
529
00:31:01,086 --> 00:31:04,317
and I'm looking for somebody
to do some modeling for me.
530
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:06,939
There may be some nudity required.
I don't know.
531
00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:10,689
Oh, hey, Mickey.
Where are you goin'?
532
00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:12,732
- Piss.
- All right. Wait up.
533
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,437
- Hey!
- Hey, who's that?
534
00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:34,126
You guys almost got me, man.
535
00:31:34,195 --> 00:31:36,204
Oh. Hey, Crazy.
536
00:31:36,277 --> 00:31:38,220
Didn't you see
the band of Orks go by?
537
00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:41,525
- Orks?
- Well, we kind of live here.
538
00:31:41,592 --> 00:31:44,082
Aren't we by the castle
in the woods?
539
00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,294
- No.
- No.
540
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:50,804
Hey, why don't you go back
to Ye Olde Pub...
541
00:31:50,878 --> 00:31:52,439
and have yourself a pint of ale?
542
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,974
I was just tyin' my shoes.
543
00:31:54,049 --> 00:31:56,953
I know. It's cool.
You gonna be ready to play later?
544
00:31:57,027 --> 00:32:00,160
- I wasn't in the bushes, man.
- Okay. That's fine.
545
00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:07,105
Some guitar player
you got there.
546
00:32:08,234 --> 00:32:10,886
Well, by now
you should be knee-deep...
547
00:32:10,955 --> 00:32:13,510
in a certain
young lady's underpants, huh?
548
00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:15,437
I see how well you're doin'.
549
00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:19,334
Listen. Always do
as I say, not as I do.
550
00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:25,940
If you get thirsty,
come on back over here.
551
00:32:26,006 --> 00:32:28,276
Or if you wanna rap
or need another drink...
552
00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,253
just come on back
and let me know, all right?
553
00:32:30,328 --> 00:32:32,434
Ya hot-blooded little monkey.
554
00:32:32,505 --> 00:32:35,060
- She's cute, Jack.
- So what?
555
00:32:35,131 --> 00:32:36,987
One more line,
you would've bagged her.
556
00:32:37,052 --> 00:32:38,231
You think so?
557
00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,678
What's up with you and Mickey?
558
00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,688
Nothing. No sir.
559
00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:48,033
He treats me
like I'm his sister.
560
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,779
I'm condemned to wallflower status.
I'm gonna die a lonely old maid.
561
00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:55,525
Are you fishing for a compliment?
You can forget about it.
562
00:32:55,592 --> 00:32:58,463
Beat it, would ya? I'm tryin'
to get laid over here, all right?
563
00:33:01,452 --> 00:33:02,860
Beer?
564
00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:09,257
You're the rapscallions puttin' up
the basketball hoop, right?
565
00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:12,234
That's us. We just moved
into the house down the block.
566
00:33:13,396 --> 00:33:15,470
So you get to live with Slosh, huh?
567
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,675
Was he always this psycho?
568
00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:21,265
- Was Slosh always psycho?
- Yeah.
569
00:33:23,323 --> 00:33:26,391
Okay. I'm not going
to candy coat this for you.
570
00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:31,869
He is a psychotic, maniac drunk.
571
00:33:31,937 --> 00:33:34,906
Okay? Been that way
since I met him.
572
00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:37,947
6:00 a. m?
Kid's shot out of a cannon.
573
00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:42,333
All right? Doesn't stop...
until the beer is gone.
574
00:33:44,777 --> 00:33:46,688
Is Slosh a psycho?
575
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,116
Yeah! He's a psycho!
576
00:33:50,189 --> 00:33:52,230
All right, now beat it.
You guys bug me.
577
00:33:52,302 --> 00:33:54,310
Get the hell out.
I'm finished. Go on!
578
00:33:54,383 --> 00:33:57,167
Don't give me big,
Bambi-doe eyes. Beat it!
579
00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:34,466
Are you gonna get that?
580
00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:36,643
No. Fuck 'em.
They're just gonna complain.
581
00:34:37,611 --> 00:34:41,509
All right. Op Ivy,
Screeching Weasel...
582
00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,917
How come you have...
583
00:34:43,984 --> 00:34:46,254
all those pictures of Jim Belushi
on your wall?
584
00:34:47,762 --> 00:34:50,382
John Belushi.
He was a genius.
585
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:53,812
He had the class
to die in his prime.
586
00:34:53,878 --> 00:34:55,919
Here we go, NOFX.
587
00:35:00,186 --> 00:35:02,806
Can I tell you something?
588
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,337
Sure.
589
00:35:10,048 --> 00:35:12,286
I always thought you were cute.
590
00:35:12,353 --> 00:35:14,559
When we would play
spring softball together...
591
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,498
I'd always look
at your butt.
592
00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:22,535
Chelsea. Did you really?
593
00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:23,976
Yeah!
594
00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:28,483
What... about Mickey?
595
00:35:28,556 --> 00:35:32,782
I thought you guys...
I don't know.
596
00:35:32,847 --> 00:35:35,849
Mickey doesn't like me,
and I like you.
597
00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:39,977
Mickey! What's wrong, man?
598
00:35:40,948 --> 00:35:42,804
Man, the same old story.
599
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,392
What happened?
You look like a dog's ass.
600
00:35:45,464 --> 00:35:46,926
We got any vodka?
601
00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:56,181
God, I hope that isn't true.
602
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,605
Wait a minute.
603
00:36:00,673 --> 00:36:02,103
Chels, I'm...
604
00:36:03,812 --> 00:36:07,523
- I'm not into this.
- Why? Is it about Mickey?
605
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:10,112
- Mickey doesn't like me.
- No, it's not about Mickey.
606
00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:13,317
It's about you.
I'm not into it.
607
00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,558
- Okay?
- What did I do?
608
00:36:16,779 --> 00:36:18,920
Nothing.
You didn't do anything.
609
00:36:18,989 --> 00:36:21,445
It's me.
You're not my type.
610
00:36:21,518 --> 00:36:24,869
All right. Look, we're not gonna
talk about this, okay?
611
00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:27,795
I'm really sorry.
God, I'm such an idiot!
612
00:36:28,595 --> 00:36:31,466
Wait a second.
What I'm trying to say is... Chelsea!
613
00:36:38,778 --> 00:36:41,780
- Hey! Psycho bro!
- Hey, dude!
614
00:36:41,852 --> 00:36:44,155
You shredded our lawn!
615
00:36:44,221 --> 00:36:46,524
- You got that beer bong back here?
- Yeah.
616
00:36:46,592 --> 00:36:48,283
- Right here.
- There it is!
617
00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:51,354
- Enjoy it!
- Oh, yeah!
618
00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,931
Hello? Dina!
619
00:36:57,414 --> 00:37:00,230
Hi, Dina.
Yeah, it's me, Jack.
620
00:37:01,129 --> 00:37:02,406
Listen...
621
00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:04,640
I just...
622
00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,297
I'm sorry.
Did I wake you up?
623
00:37:08,365 --> 00:37:11,881
I didn't mean to call so late.
I just called up because...
624
00:37:11,952 --> 00:37:14,823
I have something I want to ask you,
if that's all right.
625
00:37:16,978 --> 00:37:18,386
Listen, Dina.
626
00:37:19,668 --> 00:37:24,271
I just wanna say...
627
00:37:29,307 --> 00:37:30,585
Fuck you!
628
00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:32,755
Fuck you!
629
00:37:35,743 --> 00:37:37,238
Thank you...
630
00:37:37,312 --> 00:37:40,281
and welcome to Rancho,
where the stars shine bright...
631
00:37:40,354 --> 00:37:43,039
and the moon goes down
so it won't be hit by the stars.
632
00:37:43,108 --> 00:37:44,833
Hey!
633
00:37:44,901 --> 00:37:47,358
If my singer and drummer
would get the hell down here!
634
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:50,728
We're supposed to be on stage!
What up?
635
00:37:50,793 --> 00:37:53,610
Slosh puke again?
What's the problem?
636
00:37:57,997 --> 00:37:59,493
What?
637
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,957
I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.
638
00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:05,995
Will you look at me?
I look like Jam Master Shecky!
639
00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:10,029
God! What are you,
fucking insane, man?
640
00:38:10,102 --> 00:38:12,951
The pimp jacket is tits!
What's the stress factor?
641
00:38:13,015 --> 00:38:16,214
What's the stress factor?
I look like an asshole.
642
00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:19,415
I haven't sung in a year.
Let's have Mickey DJ the party.
643
00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:21,339
I don't want to make
a fool out of myself.
644
00:38:21,405 --> 00:38:23,446
Did you smell this thing?
Smell that.
645
00:38:24,799 --> 00:38:28,314
Pardon me, Mr. Fuckin'
Highfalutin Econ Guy...
646
00:38:28,385 --> 00:38:32,611
but this bitch-slappin',
pimp-ass fuckin' coat is your trademark.
647
00:38:32,676 --> 00:38:36,421
- You wore it at every gig.
- We only had five gigs.
648
00:38:36,487 --> 00:38:39,423
You gonna be a baby?
You gonna be a pussy about it?
649
00:38:39,496 --> 00:38:42,346
Forget it. That's fine,
'cause Slosh was gonna do a song.
650
00:38:42,411 --> 00:38:43,721
He'll wear the coat.
651
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,637
We could have him do your whole set.
You don't need to worry.
652
00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,710
Whoa, wait!
653
00:38:48,783 --> 00:38:50,889
Don't beg me.
I'll do it.
654
00:38:53,394 --> 00:38:54,605
Is everybody happy?
655
00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:02,130
Look at that girl
Juliet-cious
656
00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:05,780
And me, I'm so cool
I'm Romeo Sid Vicious
657
00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,634
Bring on the ball
and the cruisers
658
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,051
Santa Claus and Santa Cruz
is where the bruisers can be losers
659
00:39:12,126 --> 00:39:14,583
Hey, lookit there
It's a dude
660
00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,341
Well, the dude is crude
The dude is rude, the dude is lewd
661
00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,674
The dude is crude
The dude is stewed, the dude is nude
662
00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,530
Oh, can't you tell
663
00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:25,308
That dude is steel
664
00:39:49,046 --> 00:39:51,284
Hey! We have to wrap this up.
665
00:39:51,351 --> 00:39:55,631
But before we do,
Slosh would like to do a song.
666
00:39:56,475 --> 00:39:58,386
Slosh! Where are you, man?
667
00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:01,459
No way, chief!
You're gonna sing one?
668
00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:03,543
All right! I didn't know
this was your band!
669
00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:04,893
It's my band.
670
00:40:07,426 --> 00:40:09,729
Come on, baby!
Do it, man!
671
00:40:09,795 --> 00:40:12,797
Do it! You're the man!
You're the man!
672
00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,863
Oh, yes!
Very nice!
673
00:40:21,931 --> 00:40:23,842
- Whee-ee-ee.
- Hey, baby. Hey, woman.
674
00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:27,203
Neat threads.
Where are all your hos?
675
00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:31,723
Yeah. I figured, why not?
It's all a part of the show.
676
00:40:32,914 --> 00:40:35,371
You know what I mean?
Why don't you give me...
677
00:40:35,444 --> 00:40:38,795
Rob! You're all sweaty
and gross! Don't!
678
00:40:39,927 --> 00:40:41,357
I was thinking.
679
00:40:41,432 --> 00:40:44,631
We should start our own little
Josie and the Pussycats band.
680
00:40:44,698 --> 00:40:46,554
- What do you think?
- Yeah!
681
00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:49,621
Get a song and sing it over and over
and scream it into the microphone.
682
00:40:49,693 --> 00:40:52,565
It'll be great.
Oh, Rob.
683
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,576
You're not going to go get your
scrotum pierced or anything, are you?
684
00:40:59,972 --> 00:41:01,861
Well. Whoa!
685
00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:04,196
Joanie, come here.
Can I talk to you for a second?
686
00:41:04,263 --> 00:41:08,389
Uh-oh! I think I'm going
to get a talking to.
687
00:41:09,226 --> 00:41:11,781
- I'll be right over there, girls, okay?
- Stand strong.
688
00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:15,018
- All right. Over here?
- Yeah. Over here.
689
00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:16,101
One, two, three, four!
690
00:41:23,188 --> 00:41:26,768
What are you doing?
691
00:41:26,838 --> 00:41:28,749
You think I was trying
to be funny out there?
692
00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,133
What?
693
00:41:30,777 --> 00:41:33,047
You were kooky.
You know, wacky.
694
00:41:33,113 --> 00:41:35,537
Hey, don't do that.
695
00:41:36,251 --> 00:41:39,450
Don't do that. Don't you
come over here to my house...
696
00:41:39,518 --> 00:41:41,625
and belittle me
and my housemates...
697
00:41:41,696 --> 00:41:43,606
in front of these
little fuckin' teenyboppers.
698
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,110
This means something to me.
699
00:41:47,683 --> 00:41:48,960
You know what?
700
00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:52,609
When me and my friends get together
and we get all cuckoo-wacky...
701
00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,108
that's the real me.
702
00:41:54,184 --> 00:41:56,072
I'm a cuckoo-wacky bastard.
703
00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:59,619
Oh! So... this is the real you.
704
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:01,580
Yeah, that's right.
705
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,653
And which one of you...
706
00:42:03,726 --> 00:42:06,630
was the guy who told me
to shut up in front of his friends?
707
00:42:06,704 --> 00:42:09,673
- Is that the real you?
- I guess that is the real me.
708
00:42:09,746 --> 00:42:12,082
I'm an asshole.
You didn't know that?
709
00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:14,188
No, I didn't know that.
710
00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:17,812
But thanks. I'm glad we got
this straightened out.
711
00:42:17,879 --> 00:42:19,822
Yeah. Me too.
712
00:42:21,049 --> 00:42:23,319
- I think I should be going.
- Yeah, why don't you?
713
00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:25,297
Have fun at breakfast
with Mommy.
714
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,211
Drive fucking careful!
715
00:42:29,279 --> 00:42:32,926
Now we are 21
Now we have to get things done
716
00:42:36,259 --> 00:42:40,605
We can't watch Brady Bunch
We can't eat Cap'n Crunch
717
00:42:40,678 --> 00:42:42,370
No!
718
00:42:42,439 --> 00:42:45,223
When I was 17
I used to watch TV
719
00:42:45,289 --> 00:42:48,520
But now I'm 21
and I drink way too much
720
00:42:48,587 --> 00:42:51,404
Twenty-one
Now we are 21
721
00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:58,664
Now we are 21
722
00:43:07,095 --> 00:43:09,519
Hey! Who the fuck
let the bacon in here?
723
00:43:11,353 --> 00:43:13,045
Freebird!
724
00:43:17,502 --> 00:43:19,517
Free-fucking-bird!
725
00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:33,473
Up the academy.
726
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:36,607
Oh, God!
727
00:43:38,059 --> 00:43:40,778
Hey, Mickey. What happened
with Chelsea? Did you make it happen?
728
00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:42,951
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Oh, come on.
729
00:43:43,022 --> 00:43:44,966
Spill yon beans, sonny boy.
730
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,016
You didn't say
anything stupid, did ya?
731
00:43:47,089 --> 00:43:49,262
All I know is that she left early.
732
00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,339
Stop breakin' his nads.
733
00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:54,480
I saw that female freak-out
Joanie pulled on you.
734
00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:56,177
Oh, yeah, man.
That was ugly.
735
00:43:56,247 --> 00:43:59,096
Fuck! I'm supposed to be having
breakfast with her mother.
736
00:43:59,161 --> 00:44:01,170
Oh, yikes!
Meetin' the mom.
737
00:44:01,243 --> 00:44:03,928
Dennis, what happened to that chick
you were dancin' with?
738
00:44:03,996 --> 00:44:08,025
Oh, her. Well...
I talked to her at some length...
739
00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:11,163
and, quite frankly,
found her substandard.
740
00:44:11,233 --> 00:44:13,656
- Oh, God! Fuck you!
- No, it's true.
741
00:44:13,731 --> 00:44:16,515
We spoke in detail,
and I decided that...
742
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,899
there was something
genetically impolite about her.
743
00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,219
Come on! Drink!
744
00:44:21,287 --> 00:44:23,198
What's wrong with you people?
745
00:44:26,699 --> 00:44:29,799
This sucks. I swear,
it's the same after every party.
746
00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:33,515
Everybody goes home, and I end up
sittin' here with you dickheads.
747
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,690
Mick, you're better off this way,
believe me.
748
00:44:35,761 --> 00:44:37,737
This is what freedom's all about.
749
00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:41,041
With a girlfriend,
you get a constant supply.
750
00:44:41,108 --> 00:44:43,892
It's the same meal every day,
but you never go hungry.
751
00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:45,869
Now, single guys like us...
752
00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:48,247
obviously, there are
no regular meals...
753
00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:51,032
but when it's finally chow time...
754
00:44:51,996 --> 00:44:53,371
it's a smorgasbord.
755
00:44:53,436 --> 00:44:55,739
A little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
756
00:44:55,805 --> 00:44:58,011
Some smorgasbord.
I'm stuffed.
757
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,830
Sometimes it rains,
sometimes it doesn't, but ask yourself:
758
00:45:00,897 --> 00:45:02,939
Do you really want a girlfriend...
759
00:45:03,011 --> 00:45:05,379
or just some comforting,
disease-free harbor...
760
00:45:05,444 --> 00:45:07,300
where you can park your genitals?
761
00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:09,276
I want to be in love.
762
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:14,311
He wants to be in love!
Sure, see how long that lasts.
763
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,544
I'll tell ya,
it's like Camus was right.
764
00:45:17,612 --> 00:45:19,523
The greatest love affair
in the world...
765
00:45:19,598 --> 00:45:23,080
is where you get a woman,
she fuckin' loves you, you know?
766
00:45:23,152 --> 00:45:25,008
And right in the middle
of the salad days...
767
00:45:25,073 --> 00:45:27,726
when you're still stupid
in love with each other, she dies.
768
00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,410
She never gets
a chance to dump you.
769
00:45:30,485 --> 00:45:32,396
She never gets
to drag her family into it.
770
00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:33,517
That's right.
771
00:45:33,590 --> 00:45:35,926
You never get sick of her.
Love never fades.
772
00:45:35,992 --> 00:45:37,302
To Camus!
773
00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:40,472
- Camus!
- Camus! To Al!
774
00:46:04,939 --> 00:46:07,843
Me and Dina were supposed
to go to Bali after graduation.
775
00:46:09,038 --> 00:46:11,657
That clown will probably
take her to Six Flags.
776
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,671
Hope he falls off
the loop-de-loop.
777
00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:17,063
To make matters worse, I had
the parental units for the day.
778
00:46:17,139 --> 00:46:19,028
Hey, Mom.
779
00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:22,225
- Well, "con-graduations."
- In Catcher In the Rye...
780
00:46:22,294 --> 00:46:24,663
Holden Caulfield said
something to the effect of...
781
00:46:24,728 --> 00:46:26,639
whenever you get
someplace new and exciting...
782
00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:30,195
somebody else has been there first
and scribbled "fuck you" on it.
783
00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:32,123
For me, that person
was my father.
784
00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:34,808
- Dad. Good to see you.
- Jack.
785
00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:37,531
So... you find the hotel all right?
786
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,187
Oh, yes. Right next
to the methadone clinic.
787
00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:43,292
By the way, what was all that
hooting and hollering...
788
00:46:43,364 --> 00:46:45,220
during the commencement speech?
789
00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:47,458
I remember my graduation
as being much more solemn.
790
00:46:47,527 --> 00:46:51,686
It's just Santa Cruz.
We're a lot more casual up here.
791
00:46:51,753 --> 00:46:53,697
What do you plan to do
now that you've graduated?
792
00:46:54,699 --> 00:46:57,701
Well, I've only been
a college graduate for 17 minutes...
793
00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:59,335
so I don't know yet.
794
00:47:00,432 --> 00:47:02,288
Well, according
to my calculations...
795
00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:06,065
that's 17 minutes behind
anyone who's planned ahead.
796
00:47:10,838 --> 00:47:14,004
Hey, guys!
We finally made it!
797
00:47:15,161 --> 00:47:17,071
Yeah, we did.
798
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:21,339
This whole thing's a travesty.
799
00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:23,195
Are your folks not coming up
to celebrate?
800
00:47:23,262 --> 00:47:24,921
Yeah, right!
801
00:47:24,991 --> 00:47:27,164
This is my third degree.
They don't bother anymore.
802
00:47:27,937 --> 00:47:29,694
Ooh! I'll tell you one thing.
803
00:47:29,762 --> 00:47:32,032
That Felicia's got a neat
little turd cutter on her.
804
00:47:35,462 --> 00:47:37,952
Jesus. You gotta
help me out here, Dennis.
805
00:47:38,024 --> 00:47:41,190
Joanie and her mom
are lurking out there somewhere.
806
00:47:42,346 --> 00:47:44,901
I don't want to get shackled down
like some mutt, right?
807
00:47:44,973 --> 00:47:46,916
No, you don't.
808
00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:50,637
You tell that hag and her
skunk of a mother to drop dead.
809
00:47:52,145 --> 00:47:54,056
Yeah, I better find her, huh?
810
00:47:56,148 --> 00:47:59,084
All my relatives were gonna come up
for my graduation next year.
811
00:48:00,054 --> 00:48:02,444
And instead you slapped them
in the face, huh?
812
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:03,829
Pretty much.
813
00:48:04,889 --> 00:48:08,820
My mom says my granddad cries
every time they mention my name.
814
00:48:10,397 --> 00:48:12,286
He's from the old country.
815
00:48:12,350 --> 00:48:14,359
What, is he Sicilian?
816
00:48:14,431 --> 00:48:19,104
Come on! Don't give me
the family disgrace crap.
817
00:48:19,170 --> 00:48:21,441
- You don't understand Asian culture.
- I know.
818
00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:23,397
I'm just a big ol' white dummy.
819
00:48:23,461 --> 00:48:26,146
Look, despite your obvious
racial handicap...
820
00:48:26,215 --> 00:48:29,992
you are an American citizen now,
so act like one.
821
00:48:30,058 --> 00:48:33,704
We shit all over our families,
and then we have kids...
822
00:48:33,772 --> 00:48:36,643
who grow up to be as big
a fuck-ups as we are.
823
00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:39,151
I guess I have that
to look forward to.
824
00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:40,110
That's right.
825
00:48:40,176 --> 00:48:42,032
Which one is it?
826
00:48:42,098 --> 00:48:44,336
It's here.
It's this one.
827
00:48:48,341 --> 00:48:50,252
It's so shiny!
828
00:48:51,736 --> 00:48:54,421
This is wild.
Is this yours too?
829
00:48:54,490 --> 00:48:56,051
No, Mom.
830
00:48:56,122 --> 00:48:58,098
- Aha.
- Good. Okay.
831
00:49:00,189 --> 00:49:04,283
I really like it, Jack.
It's really cute.
832
00:49:06,274 --> 00:49:07,551
Dad?
833
00:49:08,675 --> 00:49:10,585
Well, what are you
gonna do with it?
834
00:49:12,101 --> 00:49:13,957
I'm not gonna do
anything with it.
835
00:49:14,022 --> 00:49:17,472
I just... was wondering
what you thought.
836
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:24,260
Oh, look at...
the hand, and...
837
00:49:26,702 --> 00:49:28,678
It's cast metal, isn't it?
838
00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:31,976
How much would you say it weighs?
839
00:49:36,501 --> 00:49:38,412
Hey. What's goin' on?
840
00:49:39,383 --> 00:49:41,294
- Congratulations.
- Huh?
841
00:49:42,297 --> 00:49:43,410
Oh, yeah.
842
00:49:45,627 --> 00:49:47,483
Listen, Joanie...
843
00:49:47,548 --> 00:49:49,688
I'm sorry about what
I said at the boardwalk.
844
00:49:49,757 --> 00:49:51,613
- No, I'm sorry.
- I was really...
845
00:49:51,678 --> 00:49:53,021
It'll never happen again.
846
00:49:53,088 --> 00:49:54,944
I blew the prime directive
of girlfriending.
847
00:49:55,009 --> 00:49:56,920
I got between a guy
and his friends.
848
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:02,203
So, Monday...
it's right around the corner.
849
00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:05,597
Yeah, I been thinkin' about it.
850
00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:07,975
- Maybe we could talk...
- Oh. Here she is.
851
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:11,043
- Oh... shit.
- This is no big deal, okay?
852
00:50:11,115 --> 00:50:12,971
Okay. All right.
853
00:50:13,037 --> 00:50:14,314
Hi, Mom.
854
00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:18,542
Mom, this is Rob.
Rob, this is my mother.
855
00:50:18,608 --> 00:50:20,016
Why, hi there.
856
00:50:22,195 --> 00:50:23,341
You okay?
857
00:50:23,412 --> 00:50:25,322
Here, babe.
Drink some.
858
00:50:29,015 --> 00:50:30,740
Oh! He's choking!
859
00:50:30,809 --> 00:50:32,665
I just need
to catch my breath.
860
00:50:34,139 --> 00:50:35,383
Push!
861
00:50:35,452 --> 00:50:38,039
It's okay, Mrs. Crump!
I'm okay. It's fine.
862
00:50:40,735 --> 00:50:41,684
I'm fine.
863
00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:43,866
You still have something
coming out of your nose.
864
00:50:44,994 --> 00:50:48,291
Let's start all over.
I'm Joanie's mom.
865
00:50:48,355 --> 00:50:50,658
- You can just call me Vicki.
- Hi.
866
00:50:50,726 --> 00:50:52,636
It's a pleasure
to finally meet you.
867
00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:55,943
I don't know, Mickey.
868
00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:59,044
I'm beginning to think I need to
find myself a nice mute woman.
869
00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:01,899
- Like the one in that movie.
- Like the one at the ticket office.
870
00:51:01,964 --> 00:51:03,853
- No. Christ, not her.
- What's wrong with her?
871
00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:07,565
Randy's having a beach bonfire
at Seabright. Are you gonna go?
872
00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,324
- I don't know.
- Come on.
873
00:51:09,393 --> 00:51:12,297
If the grunion run up on the beach,
we can hit 'em with sticks.
874
00:51:12,371 --> 00:51:14,641
Dennis and I were gonna hang out...
875
00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:17,907
and do some graduation
celebratin' and stuff.
876
00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:20,628
- We might come after.
- Okay.
877
00:51:21,754 --> 00:51:23,860
- Maybe I'll see you later.
- Yeah.
878
00:51:27,389 --> 00:51:31,767
- Oh, fuck! I don't believe her, man.
- You're an idiot.
879
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,783
Oh, Dennis.
Excuse me, please.
880
00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:38,659
Really, I think there's
something wrong with you.
881
00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:40,481
Something very, very wrong.
882
00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:43,519
I want you to stop by
the faculty luncheon this afternoon.
883
00:51:43,592 --> 00:51:46,463
Meet some of the people
you'll be working with.
884
00:51:47,851 --> 00:51:49,707
To tell you the truth,
I just made plans.
885
00:51:49,772 --> 00:51:52,392
Well, piss on your plans.
Stop by for a few minutes.
886
00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:55,279
Hobnob with the good
and the great, hmm?
887
00:51:55,344 --> 00:51:56,719
There'll be free drink.
888
00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:59,274
Perhaps that will provide you
with sufficient motivation.
889
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,033
Well...
890
00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:02,964
okay, I'll see you there.
891
00:52:03,029 --> 00:52:05,583
Impress everyone.
Make me look good.
892
00:52:05,654 --> 00:52:06,866
I will.
893
00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:17,821
Ahh. Excellent.
894
00:52:19,712 --> 00:52:22,332
Now, Jack, tell me. That girl
you've been going around with.
895
00:52:22,401 --> 00:52:24,606
What about her?
896
00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:28,451
Dina? We don't
talk much anymore.
897
00:52:28,517 --> 00:52:31,835
I never did get the story straight.
Who dumped who, dear?
898
00:52:34,024 --> 00:52:36,808
Well, I guess
she dumped me, Mom.
899
00:52:36,874 --> 00:52:39,396
You guess?
Why would she do that?
900
00:52:41,646 --> 00:52:45,226
She just...
fell out of love with me.
901
00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,981
People just don't
fall out of love, dear.
902
00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,255
They need a little shove.
903
00:52:50,323 --> 00:52:52,266
Was she sleeping
with both of you at once?
904
00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:54,229
- Christ, Mom!
- Look, Jack.
905
00:52:54,294 --> 00:52:56,467
You're a college graduate.
Don't be so milquetoast.
906
00:53:03,324 --> 00:53:05,780
You loved her, didn't you?
907
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,856
Are we still on this?
Yeah, I did.
908
00:53:08,927 --> 00:53:10,903
She was the best.
909
00:53:10,977 --> 00:53:12,571
It's been a while though.
910
00:53:12,642 --> 00:53:14,748
Don't you think
you should be over her by now?
911
00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:18,597
I don't know, Mom.
Is there a time limit?
912
00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:22,309
What do you guys want me to say?
I'm sorry. Yes, I still love her.
913
00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:28,356
All right. If that's the case, fine.
Go get her.
914
00:53:29,261 --> 00:53:32,012
Tell her you love her.
Sweep her off her feet.
915
00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:35,114
You guys are missing something.
She dumped me.
916
00:53:35,185 --> 00:53:37,936
Oh, Jack.
Don't be a horse's ass.
917
00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:40,011
Either fish or cut the bait, hmm?
918
00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:43,053
Don't be pining away
over a girl like some chump.
919
00:53:43,126 --> 00:53:44,982
You know?
Go get her!
920
00:53:45,047 --> 00:53:47,416
We still have
your bedroom at the house.
921
00:53:47,481 --> 00:53:48,976
You two can live there!
922
00:53:49,050 --> 00:53:51,386
That's it. I'll pull some strings
and get you into work.
923
00:53:51,451 --> 00:53:52,979
We'll start you in shipping.
924
00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:55,224
You're getting a late start,
but in a couple of years...
925
00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:57,149
I'm sure you can make
something of yourself.
926
00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:00,792
You guys are flippin' out, man.
927
00:54:00,865 --> 00:54:04,959
Jesus, Mary and the Apostles, boy!
When are you going to get serious?
928
00:54:05,028 --> 00:54:06,720
You think this is, a damn game?
929
00:54:06,789 --> 00:54:09,791
I just made you
a goddamned sensible offer!
930
00:54:12,264 --> 00:54:14,437
Darryl, please.
You're gonna make a scene.
931
00:54:14,506 --> 00:54:15,914
Listen to me!
932
00:54:15,979 --> 00:54:19,778
I don't care if the girl is in or out.
Make a goddamn decision!
933
00:54:22,672 --> 00:54:24,844
What's with you guys?
What did I do?
934
00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:26,986
What's with all the pressure?
935
00:54:27,058 --> 00:54:29,930
We love you, Jack.
You know that.
936
00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,210
We're proud
you went away to college.
937
00:54:32,278 --> 00:54:35,444
We're not so happy
you got a degree in art.
938
00:54:36,665 --> 00:54:37,713
Why not?
939
00:54:37,786 --> 00:54:40,657
It's not worth anything.
It has no cash value.
940
00:54:40,731 --> 00:54:42,587
It's time to give up.
941
00:54:42,652 --> 00:54:46,615
You've had four years to be happy
and do what you want.
942
00:54:46,687 --> 00:54:47,965
But...
943
00:54:49,857 --> 00:54:51,866
I want to do what I want
my whole life.
944
00:54:51,939 --> 00:54:54,362
- Oh, Jack!
- What?
945
00:54:54,436 --> 00:54:56,739
Life is not a fairy tale.
946
00:54:56,805 --> 00:54:58,268
But, Dad...
947
00:54:58,343 --> 00:55:02,207
I don't want to be some zombie
climbing the corporate ladder.
948
00:55:02,281 --> 00:55:04,388
You'll learn to like it!
949
00:55:04,459 --> 00:55:06,369
It's the American way!
950
00:55:06,444 --> 00:55:09,163
Don't even bother.
Stop trying to talk sense into him.
951
00:55:09,230 --> 00:55:12,942
Go out there and see how many people
are going to pay you...
952
00:55:13,008 --> 00:55:16,306
to arrange garbage
into neat little piles.
953
00:55:17,363 --> 00:55:20,365
Oh, waiter? Check, please,
when you have a chance.
954
00:55:22,262 --> 00:55:24,653
I need to go to the bathroom.
May I be excused?
955
00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,190
Hey! Whoa!
956
00:55:36,255 --> 00:55:38,624
Where you going
with that video game, young man?
957
00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:41,057
What do you care?
You guys never play it.
958
00:55:43,108 --> 00:55:45,663
I would've gotten around
to it eventually.
959
00:55:59,919 --> 00:56:01,294
All right.
960
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,728
Mom, Dad...
961
00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:06,664
No! Just shut up
and listen to me for a second!
962
00:56:07,988 --> 00:56:10,324
I appreciate everything
you've done for me...
963
00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:12,300
but I'm my own man now.
964
00:56:31,139 --> 00:56:33,377
But I'm my own man now.
965
00:56:33,445 --> 00:56:36,032
You both had a chance
to screw up your lives...
966
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:38,656
so just... back off.
967
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:41,730
Give me a chance
to screw up mine.
968
00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,858
Mom.
969
00:56:46,925 --> 00:56:49,742
All right. Don't cry.
It's okay. It's fine.
970
00:56:51,152 --> 00:56:53,358
Dad.
971
00:56:53,426 --> 00:56:55,500
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
972
00:56:56,852 --> 00:57:00,749
It takes a big man to admit
when he's wrong like that.
973
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,649
I love you too.
974
00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,271
What are you doing?
975
00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:26,019
You're ditching me here?
976
00:57:26,087 --> 00:57:28,063
He's a man of the world.
He'll find his way.
977
00:57:28,136 --> 00:57:30,855
Send us a postcard
from Skid Row!
978
00:57:30,922 --> 00:57:33,607
What? Wait!
I got something to say!
979
00:57:36,814 --> 00:57:38,441
Thanks a lot.
980
00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,902
Whoa! Man, this is phat!
981
00:57:45,972 --> 00:57:47,664
- You made this?
- Yep.
982
00:57:47,733 --> 00:57:49,622
Thanks for bringing this over.
983
00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:52,754
- Somebody fuckin' brew me.
- Andy, beer! Come on! Brew!
984
00:57:52,824 --> 00:57:55,346
Here you go, man.
985
00:57:55,418 --> 00:57:57,274
All right. Stew's the man.
986
00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:09,184
I felt like it didn't matter
if I was there or not.
987
00:58:09,251 --> 00:58:12,384
You looked at me and you
were all, "Hi, Theresa."
988
00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:15,270
Like you weren't
even glad to see me.
989
00:58:15,335 --> 00:58:17,191
And Danielle's all,
"What's with you and Doug?"
990
00:58:17,256 --> 00:58:20,706
I'm like, "Why?" She's all, "It doesn't
seem like you guys are talking."
991
00:58:20,778 --> 00:58:22,951
This always happens
when we're at parties.
992
00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:25,673
Does not. I don't do
the hugging, kissing...
993
00:58:25,742 --> 00:58:28,078
public-display-of-affection
thing.
994
00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:31,047
It's something that should be
better kept in private.
995
00:58:31,122 --> 00:58:33,807
It makes me feel
like you don't even care.
996
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,936
What? Because I'm not actively
showing you my adoration?
997
00:58:38,005 --> 00:58:39,381
Yeah!
998
00:58:39,447 --> 00:58:41,008
- Excuse me.
- What?
999
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,897
Would you guys mind
just shutting up?
1000
00:58:43,962 --> 00:58:46,451
Keep your pathetic little
relationship to yourselves.
1001
00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:50,268
Hello.
1002
00:58:51,806 --> 00:58:53,116
Me? Why?
1003
00:58:53,183 --> 00:58:56,731
Good, because I'm not going
to forget about this, okay?
1004
00:58:56,802 --> 00:58:59,488
Hey! Why don't you mind
your own business?
1005
00:59:00,516 --> 00:59:03,235
Chick, you're making it
my business.
1006
00:59:03,302 --> 00:59:05,158
"Chick"?
1007
00:59:05,223 --> 00:59:07,079
So I'm a chick now.
1008
00:59:08,554 --> 00:59:12,298
Who do you think you are,
telling people what to do?
1009
00:59:12,364 --> 00:59:14,570
I don't want to hear
your dirty laundry.
1010
00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:17,836
I think I speak for everyone here.
Keep it to yourself.
1011
00:59:17,904 --> 00:59:21,583
You don't speak for me,
and you don't tell me what to do!
1012
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:24,587
Just shut the fuck up! Okay?
Ride the fucking bus!
1013
00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:28,492
How hard is that?
Keep to yourself. Just shut up!
1014
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:32,278
- What the hell is going on?
- You're lucky I don't know karate.
1015
00:59:32,346 --> 00:59:34,900
- So lucky.
- All right. Settle down, Doug.
1016
00:59:36,028 --> 00:59:39,413
This had better be good.
What seems to be the problem?
1017
00:59:39,485 --> 00:59:41,626
He called me "chick."
1018
00:59:41,696 --> 00:59:43,191
A "chick"?
1019
00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:47,836
Not on my bus.
1020
00:59:47,908 --> 00:59:49,697
You're out of here.
1021
00:59:49,764 --> 00:59:51,074
What?
1022
00:59:51,142 --> 00:59:55,236
You may get away with that language
on the 2 or the 7, but not on the 3!
1023
00:59:55,304 --> 00:59:58,305
- That kind of language doesn't...
- Fuck you, man!
1024
00:59:58,378 --> 01:00:00,234
Fuck me?
Fuck you, buddy!
1025
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,024
Hey, buddy!
1026
01:00:03,405 --> 01:00:05,130
Let go!
1027
01:00:05,199 --> 01:00:07,371
Give me my fuckin' shirt back!
1028
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,791
You want your shirt back? Learn
to treat a woman with some respect.
1029
01:00:10,867 --> 01:00:13,552
- Then you'll get your shirt back.
- Spaz-o.
1030
01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:17,616
- You're not so tough now, are you?
- Fuck you! Fuck off!
1031
01:00:17,687 --> 01:00:19,925
Don't hit my bus!
1032
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,422
Jerk-off!
1033
01:00:21,497 --> 01:00:23,669
You jerk... off.
1034
01:01:40,717 --> 01:01:43,053
You wouldn't believe
my fuckin' day.
1035
01:01:46,225 --> 01:01:47,655
Keg tapped out?
1036
01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:55,214
You want to get
a twelver and shred?
1037
01:02:22,183 --> 01:02:23,777
You all right?
1038
01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:43,950
I tell you, man,
I don't get it.
1039
01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:48,852
You know who
she's going out with now?
1040
01:02:48,922 --> 01:02:51,062
Who who's going out with?
1041
01:02:51,131 --> 01:02:54,711
Dina. You know who's the new me?
1042
01:02:54,781 --> 01:02:57,336
What do you care?
I thought you were over her.
1043
01:02:57,407 --> 01:02:59,864
She's got some new
fucking boyfriend now.
1044
01:02:59,937 --> 01:03:04,729
You know him. That fuckin' guy with
the bug with Bob Marley on the door.
1045
01:03:04,803 --> 01:03:07,139
- That greasy guy?
- Yeah.
1046
01:03:07,205 --> 01:03:10,655
Dumped me for
some white trash Rastafarian.
1047
01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:14,979
Bullshit. I envy you.
1048
01:03:15,051 --> 01:03:17,441
You got the good life now
with Chelsea.
1049
01:03:17,516 --> 01:03:19,405
I got no kind of life with Chelsea.
1050
01:03:19,469 --> 01:03:22,340
You could have,
if you put in any effort.
1051
01:03:22,415 --> 01:03:24,904
- She likes you.
- What?
1052
01:03:24,976 --> 01:03:26,603
That's fine.
1053
01:03:26,674 --> 01:03:29,491
I want you two
to be happy together.
1054
01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:33,617
Are you talking about the party
when she came up to my room?
1055
01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:37,300
Has this been an issue for you?
You've been stewing on this.
1056
01:03:37,369 --> 01:03:39,704
She did that
to make you jealous.
1057
01:03:39,771 --> 01:03:41,560
Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet.
1058
01:03:41,628 --> 01:03:44,597
She only came up there
to provoke a response.
1059
01:03:44,670 --> 01:03:48,284
What does it take to light a fire
under your ass anyway?
1060
01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,099
You're unbelievable, man.
You know that?
1061
01:03:56,166 --> 01:04:00,424
You get off on being a poor little
guy who can't get a girlfriend?
1062
01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:03,938
I'll tell you what else she did.
She put my balls in her mouth.
1063
01:04:04,010 --> 01:04:07,143
She put my nuts in her mouth and
hummed "The Star-Spangled Banner."
1064
01:04:09,966 --> 01:04:12,783
All right. See?
There you go.
1065
01:04:12,848 --> 01:04:16,146
What the fuck's the matter...
All right. Take it easy!
1066
01:04:16,210 --> 01:04:18,765
Jesus Christ! All right!
1067
01:04:18,836 --> 01:04:22,799
I made all that shit up.
I was trying to piss you off.
1068
01:04:22,870 --> 01:04:25,141
She's a fine young lady...
1069
01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:28,559
fine, upstanding young citizen.
1070
01:04:30,171 --> 01:04:32,791
Nice little titties too.
1071
01:04:32,861 --> 01:04:35,613
I'm sorry, man.
I was just kidding.
1072
01:04:36,704 --> 01:04:39,291
I'm a bigger dumb shit
than you are.
1073
01:04:39,361 --> 01:04:42,876
I'm getting advice from you,
and you're carrying a torch for Dina.
1074
01:04:44,997 --> 01:04:48,797
That's right. See how great
having a girlfriend is?
1075
01:04:48,871 --> 01:04:51,721
Aren't you just dying
for a steady gal pal...
1076
01:04:51,785 --> 01:04:54,242
who'll love,
cherish and betray you?
1077
01:04:54,315 --> 01:04:57,448
You should try it.
It's a lot of fun.
1078
01:05:10,069 --> 01:05:11,696
All right, you guys.
1079
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,095
Tremendous.
1080
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,551
- Nice meeting you, Rob.
- Nice meeting you.
1081
01:05:17,626 --> 01:05:20,180
See you.
I'll see you later.
1082
01:05:20,252 --> 01:05:22,107
All right. I'll call you.
1083
01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:25,051
- Bye.
- We'll talk.
1084
01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:27,576
So, you met the mom, huh?
1085
01:05:27,649 --> 01:05:31,196
Yeah. We went for chowder
and went up to the Mystery Spot.
1086
01:05:31,268 --> 01:05:33,986
It was boring.
1087
01:05:34,052 --> 01:05:37,186
Looked like you were hitting it off.
What's up with that?
1088
01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:41,408
If you want to call it that.
1089
01:05:41,482 --> 01:05:43,785
- You got lipstick on you.
- What?
1090
01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:47,564
Stop playing house darts!
You're wrecking the furniture.
1091
01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:49,420
All right! House darts!
1092
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:50,982
Forget it, Rob!
1093
01:05:51,056 --> 01:05:52,682
Stop with the darts!
1094
01:05:54,963 --> 01:05:56,490
You're so cool.
1095
01:05:56,563 --> 01:05:58,954
Guys, we've got some beers here.
1096
01:06:01,175 --> 01:06:04,526
The fine brew.
The elixir of the gods.
1097
01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:07,024
I realize now
that my only salvation...
1098
01:06:07,099 --> 01:06:09,621
lies at the bottom
of this bottle.
1099
01:06:09,693 --> 01:06:12,477
Uh, guys?
Are you guys really staying?
1100
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,574
What does that mean?
1101
01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:18,967
It's just that Stew
and those guys down the street...
1102
01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:21,019
just asked me to move in.
1103
01:06:21,091 --> 01:06:24,127
Unless you guys are staying,
then I'll be moving there.
1104
01:06:24,198 --> 01:06:25,922
So you'd sell us out?
1105
01:06:25,991 --> 01:06:29,473
No. I just wanted to be sure
before I said no.
1106
01:06:29,545 --> 01:06:31,434
Is everyone for sure staying?
1107
01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,697
Yeah, we're
fuckin' staying, man!
1108
01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:38,505
I can't leave this place yet.
1109
01:06:38,575 --> 01:06:41,838
Slosh, what's the matter with you?
We got a beach party to go to.
1110
01:06:41,905 --> 01:06:45,519
Brew these fuckin' guys
before we all die of thirst here.
1111
01:06:49,975 --> 01:06:53,075
Fine. Forget it. Fuck you, then.
Mickey, come on.
1112
01:06:54,521 --> 01:06:57,906
Dennis, come on. Pound these down.
The fun's just beginning.
1113
01:06:57,979 --> 01:07:00,184
Up the academy, right?
1114
01:07:01,502 --> 01:07:03,129
This is the fun.
1115
01:07:20,490 --> 01:07:22,051
- Jack.
- What?
1116
01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:25,191
Would you mind
maybe staying outside?
1117
01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,941
What for?
They got free cocktails.
1118
01:07:29,008 --> 01:07:33,004
I know. But you're all amped up,
and you hate Luther anyway.
1119
01:07:33,074 --> 01:07:36,557
Just let me get in, get the job.
I'll be out in two seconds.
1120
01:07:36,629 --> 01:07:39,380
You better
fucking bring me something.
1121
01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:42,350
You want me to stay
out here with you?
1122
01:07:49,917 --> 01:07:53,116
This is spiffy.
This is where our tuition goes.
1123
01:07:53,184 --> 01:07:54,843
Little taco things!
1124
01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:03,906
There you are, Dennis. You brought
the entire motley crew with you.
1125
01:08:03,974 --> 01:08:07,839
Luther, good to see you.
I'll see you guys later.
1126
01:08:11,276 --> 01:08:14,311
I was going to introduce you
to the rest of the faculty...
1127
01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:17,318
but you know most of them,
and those you don't are so boring...
1128
01:08:17,392 --> 01:08:19,248
I think we'll skip that.
1129
01:08:19,313 --> 01:08:20,907
Really?
1130
01:08:20,978 --> 01:08:23,314
Dennis, I would
so much prefer...
1131
01:08:23,379 --> 01:08:26,196
to be naked and drunk
on a beach in Thailand...
1132
01:08:26,261 --> 01:08:28,629
than here wrestling for tenure.
1133
01:08:29,751 --> 01:08:31,607
I know what you mean.
1134
01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:34,708
Sometimes you get sick
of playing the game.
1135
01:08:35,963 --> 01:08:38,932
I am old and cynical.
I'm allowed to be bitter.
1136
01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:42,652
You're still young.
You should be filled with ideals.
1137
01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:46,329
If I was a Peruvian Indian,
the last place I'd want...
1138
01:08:46,402 --> 01:08:50,179
my harvest totem planted would be in
this pseudo-intellectual shit-house.
1139
01:08:50,245 --> 01:08:52,515
There goes Rossi...
1140
01:08:52,582 --> 01:08:57,026
the man who almost single-handedly
sunk the theater department.
1141
01:08:57,097 --> 01:08:59,749
Did you see their production
of The Crucible?
1142
01:08:59,819 --> 01:09:02,789
With the surfer guy
playing the lead pilgrim?
1143
01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:09,384
Oh, dear.
It's all going down so fast.
1144
01:09:09,457 --> 01:09:12,808
But, if we're smart,
we can winnow out a little place...
1145
01:09:12,883 --> 01:09:14,411
and sit and fiddle...
1146
01:09:14,485 --> 01:09:17,935
and watch the whole
damn civilization burn down.
1147
01:09:18,007 --> 01:09:21,075
It'd beat a jab in the eye
with a sharp stick any day.
1148
01:09:23,002 --> 01:09:25,622
We're going to have
a lot of laughs together.
1149
01:09:25,692 --> 01:09:27,865
You know...
1150
01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:31,198
my life really needs
a good kick in the backside.
1151
01:09:31,264 --> 01:09:34,976
I'm 48 years of age.
My friends are turning into fossils.
1152
01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,531
I so desperately need...
1153
01:09:37,603 --> 01:09:41,468
a young person to give my life
a little jump start.
1154
01:09:46,121 --> 01:09:49,899
Let's make sure that we're both
turned to the same page here.
1155
01:09:50,956 --> 01:09:53,478
I thought this was about my work...
1156
01:09:53,550 --> 01:09:57,197
not extracurricular
fun and games together.
1157
01:09:57,264 --> 01:09:59,404
It is about your work.
1158
01:09:59,474 --> 01:10:02,378
Don't forget,
art comes from the soul.
1159
01:10:02,452 --> 01:10:05,487
Love of one leads naturally
to an appreciation of the other.
1160
01:10:05,557 --> 01:10:08,821
Okay, I can see I've overstepped
the bounds of your interest.
1161
01:10:08,888 --> 01:10:11,312
Fine. Forget it.
1162
01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:14,704
After all, it really is
your painting I'm interested in.
1163
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,195
You've got a pretty good scam
going on here, man.
1164
01:10:24,226 --> 01:10:25,918
I'll see you around.
1165
01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:32,291
I want you to know
that I am sincere.
1166
01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:34,018
Photography.
1167
01:10:34,088 --> 01:10:36,545
I am a photographer,
not a painter.
1168
01:10:46,001 --> 01:10:49,778
I can't believe I'm hanging out
with all these fucking art wankers.
1169
01:10:51,027 --> 01:10:54,161
Wait a minute.
What happened to your job interview?
1170
01:10:56,568 --> 01:10:58,424
Well...
1171
01:10:58,489 --> 01:11:02,321
I never thought
I would say this, but...
1172
01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:05,331
all I am is a pretty face.
1173
01:11:08,543 --> 01:11:09,918
Ouch.
1174
01:11:10,977 --> 01:11:14,110
I hate it when I'm right
all the time.
1175
01:11:15,299 --> 01:11:17,275
Luther's a bozo deluxe.
1176
01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:20,481
I mean, my degree,
it's just a fucking joke.
1177
01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:26,470
It's getting stale
real fast, man.
1178
01:11:26,539 --> 01:11:29,388
Dudes, I saw Dennis
out back with Jack.
1179
01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:32,138
Didn't seem like things
worked out with Luther.
1180
01:11:32,207 --> 01:11:33,866
- There they are.
- Where?
1181
01:11:33,935 --> 01:11:37,003
They just took off down the hill
with the chain saw.
1182
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:46,035
Shall we?
1183
01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,008
Go!
1184
01:12:05,829 --> 01:12:08,067
- Dear bloody Jesus Christ.
- Call Security.
1185
01:12:17,388 --> 01:12:19,276
Let's get out of here!
1186
01:12:32,789 --> 01:12:36,272
- What's the time, man?
- It's time for love.
1187
01:12:36,344 --> 01:12:39,063
We're through with
the monkey business, kids.
1188
01:12:41,051 --> 01:12:43,387
Very nice.
1189
01:12:43,452 --> 01:12:44,882
Fuck me.
1190
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,486
What's wrong?
1191
01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:49,721
Oh, Dina.
1192
01:12:52,739 --> 01:12:54,595
Can you believe that shit?
1193
01:12:55,909 --> 01:12:57,819
Fucking bitch.
1194
01:12:57,894 --> 01:12:59,750
She has to come here.
1195
01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:09,253
Fuck it.
I don't give a shit.
1196
01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:21,394
Fuck it. I'm just going to sit here
in the dunes and drink myself stupid.
1197
01:13:28,122 --> 01:13:29,650
So...
1198
01:13:29,723 --> 01:13:31,000
Josh...
1199
01:13:31,068 --> 01:13:33,655
what's it like
not being in school?
1200
01:13:33,725 --> 01:13:35,799
It's a lot less strife.
1201
01:13:35,871 --> 01:13:38,361
You get a job,
pay for the rent.
1202
01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:42,047
You get bored, you quit
and move on to the next one.
1203
01:13:42,115 --> 01:13:45,565
Yeah? You enjoy yourself at least?
1204
01:13:45,638 --> 01:13:48,607
Yeah, I am.
Mainly thanks to you, bro.
1205
01:13:50,569 --> 01:13:52,326
How's that?
1206
01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:55,942
I always admire the way
you always do what you want.
1207
01:13:56,012 --> 01:13:57,988
Some of it rubbed off on me.
1208
01:13:59,631 --> 01:14:01,672
Yeah, but you got
kicked out of school.
1209
01:14:01,744 --> 01:14:04,845
Yeah. That wasn't me then.
1210
01:14:04,914 --> 01:14:07,403
I was still that other guy.
1211
01:14:08,468 --> 01:14:11,317
Great. Give me credit
for ruining your life.
1212
01:14:11,382 --> 01:14:14,864
I showed you how to be
a fucking drunk slob.
1213
01:14:14,936 --> 01:14:17,393
Is that what you guys all think?
1214
01:14:17,466 --> 01:14:20,283
That I'm some fucking
out-of-control idiot?
1215
01:14:22,173 --> 01:14:24,117
I'm not, man.
1216
01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:27,870
I looked at all my options,
made a choice and went with it.
1217
01:14:27,937 --> 01:14:30,841
You went with what?
What do you got?
1218
01:14:30,915 --> 01:14:32,443
No more fear.
1219
01:14:33,797 --> 01:14:36,613
I never really wanted
to be in college...
1220
01:14:36,679 --> 01:14:39,430
so I started fucking around
and flunked out.
1221
01:14:39,496 --> 01:14:42,662
I thought the world would end.
It didn't.
1222
01:14:43,819 --> 01:14:45,227
That's when I realized...
1223
01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:47,203
you just got to throw caution
out the door...
1224
01:14:47,277 --> 01:14:49,646
and let life hit you
full in the face...
1225
01:14:49,711 --> 01:14:53,291
live life like a fucking dog
that rides in a car...
1226
01:14:53,361 --> 01:14:55,949
head out the window,
ears flapping in the breeze.
1227
01:14:56,019 --> 01:14:58,508
Of all people,
I thought you'd understand that.
1228
01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:01,168
Changed my life, man.
1229
01:15:02,615 --> 01:15:05,781
Shit, I don't know what the fuck's
going to happen next week...
1230
01:15:07,194 --> 01:15:08,788
but I'm not afraid.
1231
01:15:10,492 --> 01:15:12,501
No more fear, huh?
1232
01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:15,838
You figured that out by watching me
flail around like a dummy?
1233
01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:17,334
I guess so.
1234
01:15:17,409 --> 01:15:19,385
Goody for you.
1235
01:15:19,459 --> 01:15:21,631
Meanwhile, the answer
to my every hope and prayer...
1236
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,742
is down there with her
new boyfriend's dick in her mouth.
1237
01:15:25,543 --> 01:15:29,255
Man, you got to figure this out
and move on.
1238
01:15:29,321 --> 01:15:31,330
Why don't you go talk to her?
1239
01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:33,608
Whatever goes down goes down,
and that's cool.
1240
01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:36,329
What the fuck do you know?
1241
01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:38,821
Dog's head flapping in the wind.
1242
01:15:38,895 --> 01:15:40,871
Fucking idiot.
1243
01:15:40,945 --> 01:15:42,636
- You have.
- Yeah.
1244
01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:50,645
Hey, Dina.
Can I talk to you for a second?
1245
01:16:09,924 --> 01:16:13,053
So what? Is that what you
needed your freedom for?
1246
01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,298
To go out with that guy?
1247
01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:17,059
He's a little defensive.
1248
01:16:17,128 --> 01:16:19,038
And how would you feel?
1249
01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:22,793
I've got some deranged ex-boyfriend
calling me at night, harassing me.
1250
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:26,277
I wasn't harassing you.
I said "fuck you" once.
1251
01:16:26,350 --> 01:16:29,167
I was drunk.
Jesus Christ, give me a break.
1252
01:16:29,232 --> 01:16:31,885
Once is plenty.
Do you have to be such a dick?
1253
01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:34,410
You don't even know him.
1254
01:16:34,483 --> 01:16:36,819
All right.
Hold on one second.
1255
01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:39,701
This is not how I imagined
this conversation happening.
1256
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:42,670
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
1257
01:16:42,745 --> 01:16:44,601
Let's just start over, okay?
1258
01:16:45,786 --> 01:16:49,564
I'd like to try
the whole thing over again...
1259
01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,188
our relationship.
1260
01:16:54,112 --> 01:16:55,455
Wait a minute.
1261
01:16:55,521 --> 01:16:57,016
Listen to me.
1262
01:16:57,090 --> 01:17:00,354
Whatever's wrong with it,
I can fix it.
1263
01:17:01,829 --> 01:17:05,410
I'm more in love with you now
than I ever have been.
1264
01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:08,296
I realized it the other day
when I saw you...
1265
01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:11,593
kissing him while he was waiting
for the light to change.
1266
01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:15,565
You used to do that to me.
1267
01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:18,763
What is so special about me?
Why do you even care?
1268
01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:23,884
I don't know. I don't know
what's going on anymore.
1269
01:17:23,955 --> 01:17:27,754
When I was fucking 18, 19,
I was great.
1270
01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:30,898
I had a fucking blast.
I had a great time.
1271
01:17:30,968 --> 01:17:35,248
And now it's like nothing's funny
anymore, nothing makes me laugh.
1272
01:17:35,323 --> 01:17:37,015
I mean, not really.
1273
01:17:37,084 --> 01:17:38,973
I'm 22 years old.
1274
01:17:39,037 --> 01:17:40,948
Three lousy years went by.
1275
01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:42,879
Where's all the funny shit?
1276
01:17:42,944 --> 01:17:45,335
What the fuck happened?
1277
01:17:45,409 --> 01:17:47,745
'Cause I'm totally
fucking miserable now...
1278
01:17:47,811 --> 01:17:50,115
and it's like I'm asking myself...
1279
01:17:50,181 --> 01:17:52,255
"Is this all I got?"
1280
01:17:52,326 --> 01:17:54,880
I mean,
isn't there a third option...
1281
01:17:54,951 --> 01:17:57,953
between burning out
and then fading away?
1282
01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:00,906
Is that all I get?
1283
01:18:02,701 --> 01:18:04,873
You know, and I realized...
1284
01:18:05,935 --> 01:18:07,496
I figured it out.
1285
01:18:10,930 --> 01:18:12,753
It's you.
1286
01:18:12,819 --> 01:18:14,675
I mean...
1287
01:18:14,741 --> 01:18:17,077
you're what's going
to keep me sane.
1288
01:18:18,839 --> 01:18:21,459
You're not in love with me, Jack.
1289
01:18:21,529 --> 01:18:23,156
Okay? Listen to me.
1290
01:18:23,226 --> 01:18:25,562
I'll tell you what you're doing.
1291
01:18:25,628 --> 01:18:27,123
You're obsessing...
1292
01:18:27,197 --> 01:18:29,053
and you have to stop...
1293
01:18:29,118 --> 01:18:31,542
because you are starting
to scare me.
1294
01:18:31,615 --> 01:18:33,821
No. Dina, listen to me.
1295
01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:36,706
I'm telling you, this is love.
This is real love.
1296
01:18:36,771 --> 01:18:39,041
This is like fucking poet love.
1297
01:18:39,109 --> 01:18:42,274
I feel it in my marrow.
I love you.
1298
01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:45,061
I don't care.
I don't know how else to say it.
1299
01:18:45,129 --> 01:18:47,497
I'm not going to be
your security blanket.
1300
01:18:52,685 --> 01:18:56,299
Dina, wait a second.
Dina, please! Okay?
1301
01:18:56,368 --> 01:18:58,224
Don't do this to me.
1302
01:18:59,634 --> 01:19:02,024
Please, Dina.
I'm begging you.
1303
01:19:03,284 --> 01:19:05,741
"This is poet love"!
1304
01:19:05,814 --> 01:19:07,376
What a fucking loser!
1305
01:19:10,649 --> 01:19:13,017
So much for sweeping her
off her feet.
1306
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,458
Thanks, Ma.
1307
01:19:14,524 --> 01:19:16,860
I had the boys strap my dignity
to the hood of the car...
1308
01:19:16,925 --> 01:19:18,617
and we headed home.
1309
01:19:21,248 --> 01:19:22,624
All right.
1310
01:19:23,585 --> 01:19:25,561
House darts, anyone?
Anyone?
1311
01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,491
Oh, yeah.
Hey, house darts!
1312
01:19:27,556 --> 01:19:29,794
I got to talk to you.
1313
01:19:29,861 --> 01:19:33,639
If you don't want to talk,
that's fine. I'll be upstairs.
1314
01:19:36,842 --> 01:19:39,047
Sideburn.
1315
01:19:39,116 --> 01:19:41,539
- Little Hawaiian thing.
- Pelvis.
1316
01:19:42,766 --> 01:19:46,478
What's the deal with this painting?
I've always hated this painting.
1317
01:19:46,544 --> 01:19:47,919
Who's is it?
1318
01:19:47,986 --> 01:19:49,929
It's, uh, what's his name.
Fishfucker.
1319
01:19:50,003 --> 01:19:53,136
- The guy who used to be in my room.
- Yeah. Cocksucker.
1320
01:19:56,247 --> 01:19:58,036
All right!
1321
01:19:59,065 --> 01:20:01,750
Elvis has left the building.
1322
01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,407
Can I come in?
1323
01:20:16,709 --> 01:20:18,084
So...
1324
01:20:19,334 --> 01:20:21,791
what are you so grumpy about?
1325
01:20:37,714 --> 01:20:39,122
I like you.
1326
01:20:41,268 --> 01:20:42,644
I like you too.
1327
01:20:42,709 --> 01:20:45,045
No. I'm not talking about that.
1328
01:20:46,295 --> 01:20:50,738
I like you, too, but I'm talking
about something totally different.
1329
01:20:50,810 --> 01:20:52,338
See...
1330
01:20:52,411 --> 01:20:55,315
I like you,
the kind of "like you"...
1331
01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:57,366
where I...
1332
01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,961
I get to see you naked.
1333
01:21:00,033 --> 01:21:01,921
Just hold on a minute.
1334
01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:06,401
See, I can't do this anymore.
I can't.
1335
01:21:06,468 --> 01:21:09,634
This palsy-walsy thing is...
You know...
1336
01:21:09,702 --> 01:21:13,982
Before you say anything, I just
want you to know what to expect.
1337
01:21:15,434 --> 01:21:18,119
People are going to know
that we're together.
1338
01:21:18,189 --> 01:21:21,507
- Is there anything else?
- Just this.
1339
01:21:25,105 --> 01:21:27,495
I'll... be right back.
1340
01:21:34,775 --> 01:21:36,500
Time for another one.
1341
01:21:36,568 --> 01:21:37,943
Ready?
1342
01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:41,271
What do you think you're doing?
1343
01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:43,927
Some drunk asshole
broke a lamp.
1344
01:21:43,997 --> 01:21:46,387
Now he's about to smash
this toaster.
1345
01:21:48,736 --> 01:21:51,192
- Put it back.
- Can't do it. Sorry.
1346
01:21:51,265 --> 01:21:52,477
No go.
1347
01:21:52,547 --> 01:21:54,108
Come on, dude!
1348
01:21:55,589 --> 01:21:57,183
Don't break that.
1349
01:22:01,865 --> 01:22:04,168
- Thank you.
- Why'd you do that?
1350
01:22:04,234 --> 01:22:07,138
'Cause it's mine,
I don't want it anymore...
1351
01:22:07,212 --> 01:22:09,931
and I'm not leaving it here
for the next clown who moves in.
1352
01:22:09,998 --> 01:22:13,513
- But we're staying.
- Right, sure we are, Mick.
1353
01:22:13,584 --> 01:22:15,822
Not happening. Gots to go.
1354
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:20,049
When did you decide this?
I was only upstairs for five seconds.
1355
01:22:21,077 --> 01:22:23,053
It's time to move on.
1356
01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:26,576
Whatever goes down goes down,
and that's cool.
1357
01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:28,112
Am I right, Slosh?
1358
01:22:28,186 --> 01:22:30,740
- You got it, Grasshopper.
- There we go.
1359
01:22:30,811 --> 01:22:34,261
- Why all of a sudden is it time?
- It just is.
1360
01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:36,889
That's right.
And this is how we say good-bye.
1361
01:22:38,336 --> 01:22:42,681
You have to smash the toaster?
That makes no sense at all!
1362
01:22:42,755 --> 01:22:44,283
Sure, it does.
1363
01:22:44,356 --> 01:22:47,970
It's sort of like a Viking funeral.
1364
01:22:48,038 --> 01:22:50,691
Well, see, when a Viking chief
kicked off...
1365
01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:52,835
they buried the ship with him.
1366
01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:55,274
That way, it was always special.
1367
01:22:55,339 --> 01:22:58,211
No one could despoil the memory.
1368
01:22:58,286 --> 01:23:00,142
Take this mug, for example.
1369
01:23:02,032 --> 01:23:04,106
It belonged to my grandmother.
1370
01:23:06,835 --> 01:23:08,844
I loved my nonna.
1371
01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,253
I mean,
she practically raised me.
1372
01:23:12,759 --> 01:23:15,128
So, every time I see
one of you troglodytes...
1373
01:23:15,192 --> 01:23:17,911
put your lips on the thing,
it's just...
1374
01:23:19,163 --> 01:23:21,532
It's like you're kissing
my grandmother.
1375
01:23:27,745 --> 01:23:30,168
Now I never have to worry
about that again.
1376
01:23:30,243 --> 01:23:31,934
You love that mug.
1377
01:23:32,004 --> 01:23:34,394
Call it preservation
through destruction.
1378
01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:43,274
Hey, Mickey, don't be that way.
You have to be part of this too.
1379
01:23:43,339 --> 01:23:45,129
Let him go.
1380
01:23:45,196 --> 01:23:46,659
He'll be okay.
1381
01:23:50,351 --> 01:23:51,727
He's a madman!
1382
01:23:51,793 --> 01:23:53,255
He's berserk!
1383
01:24:11,261 --> 01:24:13,629
If the band's
breaking up anyway...
1384
01:24:18,305 --> 01:24:19,932
- Whoa!
- Shit!
1385
01:24:24,934 --> 01:24:26,790
Now you fucked up, Mickey.
1386
01:24:46,740 --> 01:24:48,050
Motherfucker!
1387
01:26:09,034 --> 01:26:10,890
It's got to go too, huh?
1388
01:26:10,955 --> 01:26:13,346
Got to destroy it to save it.
1389
01:26:16,398 --> 01:26:17,741
Man.
1390
01:26:20,049 --> 01:26:21,905
You know, Dennis...
1391
01:26:21,970 --> 01:26:24,306
I remember when I moved in here...
1392
01:26:24,372 --> 01:26:26,228
you hated my fucking guts.
1393
01:26:27,894 --> 01:26:30,351
Remember we shotgunned
all those beers...
1394
01:26:30,424 --> 01:26:34,288
and you came downstairs
and your slippers stuck to the floor?
1395
01:26:34,362 --> 01:26:36,218
You guys were such idiots.
1396
01:26:39,774 --> 01:26:43,038
I remember giving Slosh
a ride home on my scooter...
1397
01:26:43,104 --> 01:26:45,276
and he threw up
all over my back.
1398
01:26:47,107 --> 01:26:49,377
I'm never going to forget
this place.
1399
01:27:09,297 --> 01:27:10,542
All right.
1400
01:27:32,192 --> 01:27:33,567
Oh, well.
1401
01:27:36,643 --> 01:27:38,269
Can I have that?
1402
01:27:54,190 --> 01:27:55,435
Well.
1403
01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:23,166
Think they'll track us down
for the damages?
1404
01:28:23,233 --> 01:28:25,122
Not me.
I'll be in Michigan.
1405
01:28:27,428 --> 01:28:30,245
Listen, as you segue...
1406
01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:33,214
into legendary status
around here...
1407
01:28:33,288 --> 01:28:35,777
I just want you to know...
1408
01:28:35,849 --> 01:28:38,851
that the secret of your
humble beginnings dies with me.
1409
01:28:41,005 --> 01:28:43,210
Thank you, Dennis, you know...
1410
01:28:43,278 --> 01:28:45,735
for, uh, everything.
1411
01:28:48,337 --> 01:28:49,713
So.
1412
01:28:50,739 --> 01:28:53,010
You ready to go?
1413
01:28:53,076 --> 01:28:56,045
You're going to start
hassling me already, woman?
1414
01:28:56,118 --> 01:28:58,127
Maybe not just yet.
1415
01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:59,575
Come here.
1416
01:29:00,986 --> 01:29:02,994
Where are you headed?
1417
01:29:03,067 --> 01:29:07,096
I'll stay with my brother
for a little while, I guess.
1418
01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:09,688
Never going to be
the same without you.
1419
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,616
Is that right?
1420
01:29:21,288 --> 01:29:23,198
- All right, brother.
- Yeah, man.
1421
01:29:23,272 --> 01:29:25,957
- Take care of yourself.
- Yeah.
1422
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:30,956
I'll give you a call.
1423
01:29:31,021 --> 01:29:32,397
Bye.
1424
01:30:14,954 --> 01:30:17,225
I stay in touch
with the Rancho boys.
1425
01:30:17,292 --> 01:30:19,464
They're still the best friends
I ever had.
1426
01:30:19,533 --> 01:30:21,705
It's the bitch about getting older.
You don't fling yourself...
1427
01:30:21,774 --> 01:30:24,329
into love and friendships
the way you did before you got hurt.
1428
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:25,775
That's a damn shame.
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