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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,100 --> 00:01:33,371 You ever wonder what happens to all the overeducated... 2 00:01:33,438 --> 00:01:37,182 pampered rich kids the art colleges churn out year after year? 3 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:40,796 So did I. After all, in two days, I was going to join them. 4 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,290 Being a well-adjusted, model citizen, of course... 5 00:01:43,365 --> 00:01:45,471 I was looking forward to it. 6 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:48,446 Graduation was just two days away, and I couldn't wait to get started... 7 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,653 on that wife and kids and pension-plan thing. 8 00:01:52,971 --> 00:01:55,241 On Sunday, we'd all be going our separate ways... 9 00:01:55,309 --> 00:01:57,514 me and the scumbags I live with. 10 00:01:59,471 --> 00:02:01,993 Mickey drew cartoons for the local funny papers. 11 00:02:02,065 --> 00:02:05,133 We started as freshmen together, but he still had a year to go. 12 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,749 Why do I always gotta go last? 13 00:02:09,814 --> 00:02:12,182 He was big, clumsy, and he never combed his hair. 14 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:14,157 Chicks dug him. Fuckin' mystery to me. 15 00:02:14,232 --> 00:02:16,470 - Who's that? Jack? - Fat fuck. 16 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:21,394 Yeah. Is that you, Rob? 17 00:02:22,173 --> 00:02:24,314 Rob was moving to L.A. with his woman. 18 00:02:24,383 --> 00:02:26,239 We'd all been poisoning him against her... 19 00:02:26,304 --> 00:02:29,622 'cause, well, that's what guys do, but so far it hadn't worked. 20 00:02:29,698 --> 00:02:31,609 I can give you something right here. 21 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:33,114 Hey, man! Don't... 22 00:02:35,366 --> 00:02:38,215 You scalded me! You know what that does to my skin? 23 00:02:42,507 --> 00:02:43,653 Hey. 24 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:45,676 - Hey. - Hungover? 25 00:02:45,741 --> 00:02:50,446 Slosh had morphed from computer geek to raving drunk in under a year. 26 00:02:50,512 --> 00:02:53,831 For months now he had been mailing bad poetry to Charles Bukowski. 27 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,118 Who did that to you? 28 00:02:55,187 --> 00:02:57,130 No one wanted to tell him Buke was dead. 29 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,177 What are you, a madman? 30 00:03:09,052 --> 00:03:10,068 No. 31 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:13,909 Just like to live dangerously. 32 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,576 The head rooster was Dennis. 33 00:03:16,641 --> 00:03:19,294 He was a professional student who'd been living up in the attic... 34 00:03:19,363 --> 00:03:21,339 and lording over the place for the past six years. 35 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:24,196 - Good morning, youngsters. - Morning. 36 00:03:26,568 --> 00:03:29,505 Did you notice Rob skulk in last night? 37 00:03:29,578 --> 00:03:31,913 Perhaps a little trouble in doggy land? 38 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,354 We could only hope. 39 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:35,811 Slosh brewed you up a fresh pot of coffee. 40 00:03:35,885 --> 00:03:38,757 Dennis changed majors more often than he changed his underwear. 41 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:41,767 First cup o'joe of the day. 42 00:03:44,051 --> 00:03:45,962 As for me, my name's Jack. 43 00:03:46,036 --> 00:03:48,755 Happy-go-fuckin'- lucky as the day I was born. 44 00:03:48,822 --> 00:03:51,638 Yeah, the salad days were winding down, and I wasn't sure... 45 00:03:51,704 --> 00:03:53,614 but I think I hated it. 46 00:04:31,891 --> 00:04:34,281 There's something about seeing your ex-girlfriend slobbin' on... 47 00:04:34,356 --> 00:04:37,522 some other guy's knob that makes you say, "Thanks, babe. I miss you too." 48 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,802 Next. Psychology major, right? 49 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:12,225 Hey, I love my mother, but not as much as you guys say I do. 50 00:05:13,389 --> 00:05:15,758 Check out my head size. Think it needs to be shrunk? 51 00:05:17,295 --> 00:05:19,980 Next! Hey, break a leg. 52 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,473 No, break two. You're a history of consciousness major, right? 53 00:05:23,667 --> 00:05:24,781 Next! 54 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:29,270 You got me waiting in line ten minutes while you're tellin' fuckin' jokes. 55 00:05:29,335 --> 00:05:31,475 Well, let's move it right along then, shall we? 56 00:05:31,545 --> 00:05:35,028 - Name? - Freeman, Jack. 57 00:05:35,099 --> 00:05:38,068 Ooh. I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't let you graduate... 58 00:05:38,141 --> 00:05:40,030 with the bad haircut, man. 59 00:05:40,095 --> 00:05:41,044 Next. 60 00:05:41,696 --> 00:05:44,415 I'm just kiddin'. I already had you marked off. 61 00:05:44,482 --> 00:05:45,530 Welcome to the real world. 62 00:05:45,603 --> 00:05:47,611 And you know what? I like that "Hate" T-shirt. 63 00:05:47,683 --> 00:05:51,002 The whole angry, young man, black thing. Generation... You know what I mean? 64 00:05:51,077 --> 00:05:53,283 - It's cool. - It's the name of a comic book. 65 00:05:53,351 --> 00:05:55,654 - Could I borrow your pen for a second? - Absolutely. 66 00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:01,189 You happy now, cocksucker? 67 00:06:02,477 --> 00:06:03,525 Next. 68 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:05,487 If she liked me she would have said... 69 00:06:05,551 --> 00:06:08,303 "Why don't you have a bagel and I'll join you?" 70 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:09,963 She didn't even ask me... 71 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,752 Mickey. When are you gonna learn, man? 72 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:15,505 You gotta be more aggressive, man. You just... 73 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,237 - Excuse me, sir. - Yeah. 74 00:06:21,305 --> 00:06:23,281 - Two minutes. Be right there. - Meet you over there? 75 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:27,706 If you know so much, how come you slept at El Rancho last night? 76 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,388 You know, it's really interesting how you celibates... 77 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:33,913 all keep little tabs on my whereabouts. 78 00:06:33,986 --> 00:06:36,988 What's that about? Think about the psychology there. 79 00:06:37,796 --> 00:06:39,739 We had an argument about her mother. 80 00:06:39,813 --> 00:06:43,744 I never even met this woman, and she's trying to exert her power over me. 81 00:06:43,816 --> 00:06:46,371 You never met Joanie's mom before? 82 00:06:46,442 --> 00:06:49,510 I've been avoiding it for 18 months. 83 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:52,036 - What's the big deal? - It's not a big deal. 84 00:06:52,109 --> 00:06:55,974 I just have a thing with moms. I had a bad experience once. 85 00:06:56,048 --> 00:06:59,433 Now, I'm about to move to L.A. with Joanie... 86 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,744 and her mom... 87 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:05,742 is renting us an apartment five minutes from her house. 88 00:07:06,711 --> 00:07:08,238 My life is fast becoming... 89 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,086 It's a joke. My life's a joke. 90 00:07:12,155 --> 00:07:13,432 Like... 91 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,796 Yeah. She's a beaut, ain't she? 92 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,073 Yeah, it's nice. 93 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:20,348 You boys just graduatin', ain't ya? 94 00:07:21,088 --> 00:07:23,905 Well, this is the machine for you. 95 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:27,835 I don't say that because I read it in some goddamn manual. 96 00:07:27,909 --> 00:07:32,833 I say that from grade-A, numero uno, champion experience. 97 00:07:32,904 --> 00:07:35,294 All right? Me and the missus, couple weeks ago... 98 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:37,226 come out here in this particular machine. 99 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,180 Her mother rode along with us. 100 00:07:39,244 --> 00:07:41,384 We got here, ten minutes later, they hit the road. 101 00:07:41,454 --> 00:07:45,799 I ain't seen her since. I don't know, goddamn it, what it's all about, but... 102 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,791 Back to the truck. 103 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:54,349 - Okay. We just wanna... - This here's the one. 104 00:07:54,422 --> 00:07:57,556 - I'm ready to hot-diggety deal. - I believe you. 105 00:07:58,841 --> 00:08:01,111 Brilliant. Absolutely wonderful. 106 00:08:02,075 --> 00:08:03,986 No. Really? 107 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,322 - You really think so? - Oh, yes. 108 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:11,965 I particularly love those intriguing references to the Hopi. 109 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,241 Hopi? 110 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:17,822 The Native American Indian tribe. Yeah. 111 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:21,376 I've been there... out on that third mesa. 112 00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:25,862 There in the middle of the Arizona desert is a simple, primitive people... 113 00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:28,103 that has kept its culture intact. 114 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,429 I got this belt buckle for a song. 115 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:36,142 That's really something. So, you're gonna accept my thesis? 116 00:08:37,555 --> 00:08:38,832 Well, now... 117 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:41,268 Walk with me. 118 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:45,424 Dennis, I like you, and I am positively wild about your work. 119 00:08:45,496 --> 00:08:48,597 I know you're about to graduate, but I'd like you to stay on... 120 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:52,378 and act as my assistant next year... my understudy, if you will. 121 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:55,031 There'll be credit towards your master's degree... 122 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,045 and, of course, a modest stipend. 123 00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:00,151 Luther, I don't know what to say, but... 124 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:02,081 I got accepted to Michigan. 125 00:09:02,146 --> 00:09:04,897 I'm starting a master's business program in the fall. 126 00:09:04,964 --> 00:09:06,907 Dennis, a boy with your insight should not... 127 00:09:06,982 --> 00:09:10,759 stifle his creativity in the pursuit of filthy lucre. 128 00:09:10,824 --> 00:09:14,569 Remember, my boy, it is poetry that will save the world... 129 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:15,912 not commerce. 130 00:09:17,197 --> 00:09:19,369 Corpus Christi pole. 131 00:09:19,437 --> 00:09:22,309 Won't find another one between here and the Peruvian High Andes. 132 00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:25,870 Please be careful! 133 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:31,212 Culmination of centuries of the evolution of art. 134 00:09:31,285 --> 00:09:34,549 Took my sculpture students two semesters to complete. 135 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,188 Well, it's pretty awe-inspiring. 136 00:09:39,258 --> 00:09:41,202 Yes, it is, isn't it? 137 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:43,798 You will think over my offer, won't you? 138 00:09:43,870 --> 00:09:47,188 - Yes. Yes, I definitely will. - Thanks, Dennis. 139 00:09:49,377 --> 00:09:51,582 This truck here's callin' your name! 140 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:54,107 - You see that guy? - Zoinks! 141 00:09:54,180 --> 00:09:57,149 That guy was heavy! That's gonna be me, man. 142 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,500 No, man. 143 00:09:58,567 --> 00:10:01,252 I move in with Joanie, her mom creeps into my life. 144 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:05,928 - I turn into that guy. - Joanie is not like that at all. 145 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,720 I wish I had your problem! 146 00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:09,645 Joanie's an incredible woman. You'll deal. 147 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,488 I don't want to just deal. I'm supposed to be excited about this. 148 00:10:13,553 --> 00:10:15,409 You know I love her to death. 149 00:10:15,474 --> 00:10:17,680 I'm not sure if I'm ready for this. I'm stressed out. 150 00:10:17,748 --> 00:10:19,571 I'm sick. Look at my gums. 151 00:10:19,637 --> 00:10:21,165 - Look at that. - Oh, yuck! 152 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:23,957 See that? I gotta go to the dentist now. 153 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,414 Excuse me. You're Mickey, right? 154 00:10:26,489 --> 00:10:28,498 - From "The Mickey Chronicles"? - Yeah. 155 00:10:28,571 --> 00:10:30,612 - I think you're terrific. - Thanks. 156 00:10:30,684 --> 00:10:31,994 Would you autograph this? 157 00:10:32,061 --> 00:10:33,404 Yeah. 158 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,625 - There you go. - Thanks. 159 00:10:41,699 --> 00:10:43,675 - See you. - I... 160 00:10:44,485 --> 00:10:46,908 What's the matter with you? What are you doing? 161 00:10:46,983 --> 00:10:48,839 They're waiting for you to go talk to 'em. 162 00:10:48,904 --> 00:10:50,760 No, they just like the comic strip. 163 00:10:50,825 --> 00:10:53,063 I don't stand a chance with women like that. 164 00:10:53,131 --> 00:10:54,658 Are you out of your mind? 165 00:10:54,731 --> 00:10:57,767 There's a legion of these little freshmen cho-cha who worship you. 166 00:10:57,838 --> 00:10:59,694 - You're like the black Ziggy. - Great. 167 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:02,696 I'm the little, lovable potato guy with no neck. 168 00:11:35,558 --> 00:11:39,303 Oh, man, you shouldn't be stealin' beers from your gracious employer. 169 00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:41,159 - How come? - It's unethical. 170 00:11:41,226 --> 00:11:43,137 You should let me steal 'em. 171 00:11:44,588 --> 00:11:48,235 Shit. 'Sides, you think there's a cornucopia... 172 00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:52,015 of shitty, menial jobs in this town for a college dropout like yourself? 173 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,992 Hey, they're already open. 174 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,261 Slosh is the man. 175 00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:00,883 Slosh! 176 00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:05,393 - Hey, Doc. - What are you doin' back there, man? 177 00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:08,435 I'm gettin' cheese, Doc. You know, groovin' to the tunes. 178 00:12:08,508 --> 00:12:12,252 Okay, that's gonna cost you three bucks, same as a customer. 179 00:12:12,318 --> 00:12:15,517 You know I don't like to get all heavy and uncool... 180 00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:17,440 but you think I'm running a soup kitchen? 181 00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:20,642 Hey, it's just a job, man. I'll get another. 182 00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,197 A couple years ago you were Mr. Straight Apple... 183 00:12:23,269 --> 00:12:25,180 Computer Science, Goody Two-shoes Guy. 184 00:12:25,255 --> 00:12:27,329 Now look at you. You're an embarrassment. 185 00:12:27,401 --> 00:12:29,474 You could've had one of these, you know. 186 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,955 We got free pizza and beer. 187 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,092 Why don't you get off my nuts? 188 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,159 - They wavin' at you? - Yeah. 189 00:12:46,709 --> 00:12:48,270 Fucker! Get out! 190 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:52,627 Watch it, man! Jesus Christ! 191 00:12:52,696 --> 00:12:53,712 Fuck you! 192 00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:56,474 Do you know those fags? 193 00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:58,907 Yeah, a bunch of freshmen. They just moved in. 194 00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:01,372 Sorry about that. 195 00:13:04,865 --> 00:13:07,233 It's an oldie but a goodie. 196 00:13:07,298 --> 00:13:10,715 - The young Slosh. - Our little boy. He's grown up. 197 00:13:12,517 --> 00:13:13,947 Honey, I'm home. 198 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:18,080 Scumbags! Where'd you get the pizza? 199 00:13:18,153 --> 00:13:20,489 - From that place Slosh used to work at. - What, again? 200 00:13:20,555 --> 00:13:21,832 Howdy, sir. 201 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:26,155 Oh, man. Slosh, you quit every two weeks. 202 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,329 Hey, this time I'm getting fired. 203 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,085 But if you guys don't want to share the windfall... 204 00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:33,545 Slosh is the man! Come on. Brew me. 205 00:13:33,619 --> 00:13:35,311 - Here we go. - All right. 206 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,520 - To Slosh. - Hey, Rob, where you goin'? 207 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:40,209 I gotta pick up my paycheck. I'll meet you at the boardwalk. 208 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:42,703 He's gotta check in with the warden first. 209 00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:44,502 That's what's happening here. 210 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:47,354 Don't run off with Joanie. Ride down with us. 211 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,462 It's a boys' night. Don't be a whipped dog. 212 00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:52,831 Oh, Jack. Do we really want to talk about being pussy-whipped? 213 00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:54,752 Need I remind you of a certain woman... 214 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,990 whose first name starts with the letter Dina? 215 00:13:57,763 --> 00:13:59,105 All right, fuck you. 216 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,108 I'm not going to bring her along, if that's what you're worried about. 217 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,038 Anymore smart-ass comments before I go? 218 00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,478 Yeah, just one. 219 00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,454 Who's been using my coffee mug? 220 00:14:07,529 --> 00:14:09,473 I don't know. Does anybody give a rip? 221 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:11,817 I found it out on the front stoop. 222 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,220 Now, I thought I made this abundantly clear... 223 00:14:14,285 --> 00:14:17,037 that there are two things that nobody touches. 224 00:14:17,104 --> 00:14:19,527 My Vespa and my mug. That's right. 225 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,839 Now, come to find that one of you syphilitic swine... 226 00:14:21,907 --> 00:14:23,763 had his diseased lips on the thing? 227 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:27,092 - All right. Have a stroke, Pappy. - Ah! See? The guilty party. 228 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,566 It's outrageous! 229 00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:31,284 You know, Chelsea said she'd be there tonight. 230 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,257 You like Chelsea now? Good for you. You should go for her. 231 00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,431 I didn't know you were planning another one of your Waterloos of love. 232 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:40,219 Me either. Let's get going. I don't want to miss this. 233 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,678 Oh, Christ. Here they come. 234 00:14:51,206 --> 00:14:53,116 Sorry we're late. Joanie wanted to come. 235 00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:57,192 I hope you guys don't mind me tagging along. 236 00:14:57,258 --> 00:14:59,627 It's my last chance to go on the log ride. 237 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,864 No, by all means. 238 00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,348 This collar looks a little tight. 239 00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:06,918 Just brace yourself, Joanie. 240 00:15:06,992 --> 00:15:09,863 The lads may get a tad immature for your tastes. 241 00:15:09,938 --> 00:15:11,630 Just pretend I'm not here. 242 00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:14,319 No, it's going to be a lot of fun. 243 00:15:14,389 --> 00:15:16,016 Getting geared up for the move to L.A.? 244 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,471 Yes. I have so much to do. I haven't even started packing... 245 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,913 Yeah, right. Let's get going before the lines get too long. 246 00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:23,889 Hustle along. Let's go. 247 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,105 Let's go. 248 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,950 - Nobody beats the big log! - You should've paddled faster. 249 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:44,326 - Right! - Sorry about that. They started it. 250 00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:47,623 - She's all right. Right, baby? - Yeah, I'm fine. 251 00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,268 - Mickey! Guess who! - What's up? 252 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,481 - Hey, Chelsea. - Hi, guys. 253 00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:56,552 - Ride the roller coaster with me. - I'm actually kind of hungry. 254 00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:59,790 - Ride the roller coaster. - I was about to get a chimichanga! 255 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,129 You just had an ice-cream sandwich. 256 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:04,751 - I sat on that! - Go! 257 00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,795 Faster! 258 00:16:07,864 --> 00:16:09,970 - What is wrong with him? - You think she likes him? 259 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,415 So we're leaving the chancellor's party. 260 00:16:32,488 --> 00:16:34,529 We've got a case of wine and several trays of sushi... 261 00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:36,675 that we've purloined from the catering truck... 262 00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:39,749 and our good buddy Flailin' Ed sneaks upstairs. 263 00:16:39,821 --> 00:16:41,894 - That guy was a genius. - Who's Flailin' Ed? 264 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,877 - You don't wanna know. - Shut the fuck up. 265 00:16:43,951 --> 00:16:45,862 Let him tell the story. 266 00:16:47,762 --> 00:16:51,561 He was this Hunter S. Thompson-style drunk that... 267 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,507 - He used to live at El Rancho. - Right. So we're thinkin'... 268 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,471 what the hell is this guy gonna do? 269 00:16:56,535 --> 00:16:59,766 By now, he's out of his mind on amyl nitrate. 270 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,545 He's drooling, and he's got this... 271 00:17:03,612 --> 00:17:07,804 So, anyway, Ed moseys on up into the master bedroom... 272 00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,781 and drops a Lincoln log in the tub. 273 00:17:16,516 --> 00:17:19,966 We had a great run, Slosh. If you and Mickey get a nice apartment... 274 00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:22,178 You ever stop and wonder... 275 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,617 what if what I got goin' is the best I'm ever gonna get? 276 00:17:24,682 --> 00:17:27,302 You'd be stupid not to make it last. 277 00:17:27,371 --> 00:17:29,926 I was beginning to think, hey, fuck it. 278 00:17:29,998 --> 00:17:32,552 One more spin on the merry-go-round, slick. 279 00:17:32,623 --> 00:17:34,534 I'll pay you Tuesday. 280 00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:45,107 Gimme some lovin'! 281 00:17:45,175 --> 00:17:47,118 What's the matter with you? 282 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,642 - Man, I'm starvin'. - You just ate! 283 00:17:50,715 --> 00:17:52,571 I didn't eat a damn thing all day. 284 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,093 Why do you give me shit every time I put something in my mouth? 285 00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:58,463 - Because you got a fat ass. - You three can lick my crack. 286 00:17:58,528 --> 00:18:00,438 - Okay? - Jack. Phone. 287 00:18:08,871 --> 00:18:10,148 Got it! 288 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,433 Slosh, hang up the phone! 289 00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,217 Hello. 290 00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:21,134 Oh, hey, Mom. 291 00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:23,564 Do what? 292 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,479 Do I have another girlfriend yet? 293 00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,417 That's funny, Mom. No. Gimme a break. 294 00:18:31,349 --> 00:18:33,969 No, Mom, I haven't seen Dina in a while. 295 00:18:37,177 --> 00:18:38,356 What? 296 00:18:41,596 --> 00:18:43,003 Graduation? 297 00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:46,169 It's... on Saturday. 298 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:50,240 No, I just figured you guys didn't want to. 299 00:18:50,305 --> 00:18:52,379 It's basically the same as high school grad... 300 00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:54,842 the robes and the stupid square hats, so... 301 00:18:58,599 --> 00:18:59,909 Right. 302 00:19:07,436 --> 00:19:09,347 Is Dad comin' too? 303 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:16,488 Oh, great. That's great. It'll be a lot of fun. 304 00:19:18,516 --> 00:19:19,465 Right. 305 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:37,946 Mom, I gotta go, all right? 306 00:19:38,016 --> 00:19:41,018 Yeah, okay. I'll talk to you soon. Me too, Mom. 307 00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:43,067 Yeah. See you Saturday. Bye. 308 00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:47,782 You're not gonna show this to anyone? You promise? 309 00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:49,124 I promise. 310 00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:52,393 Ah, yes. Very beautiful. 311 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,290 - Okay, promise one more time. - Yes, I promise. I promise. 312 00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,269 Ooh, wow! Oh, my God! 313 00:19:59,343 --> 00:20:01,199 Okay. No, come on! 314 00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,913 Okay, hold on. Let me put this down. I'm coming. 315 00:20:06,195 --> 00:20:09,426 Don't you worry. Just a second. Just let me put this down. 316 00:20:09,493 --> 00:20:10,956 Yes. Hello. Hi, Mom. 317 00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:13,617 - Oh, God, don't say Mom. - Wave. 318 00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:23,860 You still have your shoes on. 319 00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:38,112 It's still a little rough. 320 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:45,858 You try to get your guy to kill all the evil bunnies. 321 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:51,212 You know, Slosh, I bet if you change the bunny rabbits to... 322 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,112 oh, say, Nazis or something, I bet you could sell that thing. 323 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,715 Nah, it's just for fun. 324 00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:02,644 You know what? Guys, I'm not moving out. 325 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:06,516 - What? - You heard me. I'm not movin' out. 326 00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:08,759 I'm stayin' here for another year at El Rancho. 327 00:21:08,828 --> 00:21:11,033 - Oh, bullshit! - Yeah, think about it. 328 00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:13,274 Landlord ain't rented the place yet. 329 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:16,443 He'd be tickled three shades of pink to keep gettin' checks from us. 330 00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:18,969 Right? Think about it. 331 00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,882 You guys really wanna give this place up? 332 00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:26,308 What about the bar? This is a fuckin' great bar. 333 00:21:27,175 --> 00:21:30,494 We're just gonna leave it here for the next asshole who moves in? 334 00:21:30,570 --> 00:21:32,327 We couldn't do that to the bar. 335 00:21:32,395 --> 00:21:35,299 Mickey and I were gonna take it to the new apartment. 336 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:38,500 Had some good times at this bar, man. 337 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,505 Rob. Remember when we got the glass cut and beveled to fit the top... 338 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,164 what a pain in the ass that was? 339 00:21:46,517 --> 00:21:48,460 Wasn't cheap, that's for sure. 340 00:21:49,878 --> 00:21:52,269 I don't know. I just figured now that school's over... 341 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,418 I think we owe it to ourselves. 342 00:21:54,489 --> 00:21:56,825 Relax a little bit. Take it easy. 343 00:21:58,204 --> 00:21:59,864 A few grins. 344 00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:03,548 If you guys stayed, that'd be fuckin' awesome, man. 345 00:22:03,616 --> 00:22:06,073 Fuck, yeah, man! Yeah, it would! 346 00:22:06,146 --> 00:22:09,497 We could put the band back together. Be like it was in the old days. 347 00:22:09,572 --> 00:22:11,678 We'd have a fuckin' great time, man. 348 00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:14,020 These punks are easy. It's just you two guys. 349 00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:17,318 Oh, no. Don't start with me, man. 350 00:22:17,384 --> 00:22:19,240 Rob. Come on. 351 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,307 Where's our band gonna be without our suave, sexy, front man guy? 352 00:22:22,989 --> 00:22:25,412 After you quit on us, the band fell apart. 353 00:22:25,486 --> 00:22:27,429 - We're nothing without you. - Yeah! 354 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,151 It's not gonna work. 355 00:22:31,122 --> 00:22:33,807 Dennis. Business school in Michigan? Who are you kidding? 356 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:37,041 You got three degrees already. The whole thing's a joke. 357 00:22:37,109 --> 00:22:38,998 You gonna walk away from your photography... 358 00:22:39,063 --> 00:22:40,755 after you spent a year on it? 359 00:22:40,824 --> 00:22:43,575 You're finally gettin' your eye. It's startin' to look good. 360 00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:45,366 Okay, okay. 361 00:22:45,435 --> 00:22:48,853 Actually, it's sort of funny that you bring this up... 362 00:22:48,926 --> 00:22:54,079 because Luther sort of offered me an apprenticeship. 363 00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:57,310 - What? - He asked me to stay on next year. 364 00:22:57,378 --> 00:22:59,322 - Are you serious? - Yes, I am. 365 00:22:59,396 --> 00:23:03,654 He is offering me a salary and credit towards my MFA. 366 00:23:04,775 --> 00:23:08,356 Dennis, you've been dying to transfer to Michigan since I met you. 367 00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:12,869 Yes, I know. So, I will defer my enrollment. 368 00:23:12,941 --> 00:23:15,594 I mean, come on! What's another year? 369 00:23:15,663 --> 00:23:18,698 Right? I mean, we're young and stupid and unattached. 370 00:23:18,768 --> 00:23:20,592 - Yes! - Yes. 371 00:23:20,658 --> 00:23:22,317 I was going to live with my brother. That can wait. 372 00:23:22,387 --> 00:23:24,909 Joanie's not gonna wait. She'll flip out. 373 00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,956 You gotta be kiddin' me! 374 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,715 Rob, you can't fight this, man. 375 00:23:29,783 --> 00:23:33,877 Come on! I need this. We all need this. 376 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:37,080 Jesus Christ, let's rage against the dying of the light a little bit. 377 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:38,491 Yeah! Come on! 378 00:23:38,558 --> 00:23:40,468 You don't want to end up like the rental truck guy. 379 00:23:40,543 --> 00:23:43,392 Forget about the skirt. There are more where she came from. 380 00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:44,635 Throw off the shackles! 381 00:23:44,705 --> 00:23:48,090 It'll be like the fuckin' old days. Please, Rob! I'm begging you! 382 00:23:48,164 --> 00:23:50,532 I'm on my hands and knees, kissing your smelly ass! 383 00:23:50,598 --> 00:23:52,159 All right! Let's do it! 384 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,141 Just stay away from my ass! 385 00:23:57,706 --> 00:24:00,490 Hey, bring your friends to El Rancho tomorrow night. 386 00:24:00,556 --> 00:24:01,833 Free beer. 387 00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:06,410 Oh, yeah! 388 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,449 You know how long it's been since I've been with anybody besides Joanie? 389 00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,727 - No, but I bet you do. - Eighteen months. 390 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:14,480 Ouch! That's a long time for the king of swing. 391 00:24:16,374 --> 00:24:18,383 - I think she likes you. - Yeah. 392 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,661 There you go. That's a Mickey original. 393 00:24:23,771 --> 00:24:25,780 Mick, you're a mindblower. 394 00:24:27,262 --> 00:24:29,118 Hey, is that that nut beer? 395 00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:31,835 - Why don't you give me some? - Get out of here, you cheap screw. 396 00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,880 - Buy your own. - Come on. 397 00:24:33,953 --> 00:24:35,897 Why are you coming at me with the "cheap screw" thing? 398 00:24:35,971 --> 00:24:37,182 I just want a taste. 399 00:24:37,252 --> 00:24:39,326 Every time we go out, you buy that piss water... 400 00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:41,254 and then you want my import. 401 00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:43,360 - You think I'm not onto this routine? - Thanks a lot! 402 00:24:43,432 --> 00:24:47,111 Watch out for that stuff. There's stuff in there that'll give you butt cancer. 403 00:24:47,179 --> 00:24:49,668 What are you talkin' about? This is good beer. 404 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,716 No, delicious, no doubt... 405 00:24:51,789 --> 00:24:53,645 but the darker-yielding hops... 406 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,981 tend to get trapped in your colon and fester... 407 00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:57,958 until that magical moment... 408 00:24:58,033 --> 00:25:01,101 when your prostate drops out like a peach pit. 409 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:04,880 Wait! Oh, Edgar. 410 00:25:05,526 --> 00:25:07,699 There's been a terrible mistake here. 411 00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,874 This party was last weekend, Edgar. 412 00:25:09,945 --> 00:25:12,980 The party is over. They've already cleaned up all the cups. Sorry. 413 00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,723 - Who invited that dork? - Treacherous little bastard. 414 00:25:16,798 --> 00:25:18,140 Who's responsible? Slosh! 415 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:20,215 Come here, Slosh. 416 00:25:20,288 --> 00:25:22,264 - Come here a second. - Hey, what's up, bros? 417 00:25:24,226 --> 00:25:26,333 - Did you invite the pud-whacker? - Who? 418 00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:28,675 The pud-whacker! The fuckin' action man over there. 419 00:25:28,742 --> 00:25:31,526 - Who told you to invite him? - Come here. 420 00:25:31,591 --> 00:25:34,178 You see, Edgar used to live in your room, okay? 421 00:25:34,249 --> 00:25:36,552 He's a compulsive little jerk-off artist. 422 00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,791 He's an idiot. He owes us 200 bucks for the phone bill. 423 00:25:38,859 --> 00:25:41,763 - Always starin' at Joanie. - I'm sorry. No more pud-whackers. 424 00:25:41,838 --> 00:25:45,102 - We have a reputation to hold up here. - That's right. Women. 425 00:25:46,929 --> 00:25:48,140 - Mr. Mick. - Mickey. 426 00:25:48,209 --> 00:25:50,545 You wanna put some diapers on that thing? 427 00:25:50,612 --> 00:25:52,882 Jay, can we get a nipple for Mickey's beer? 428 00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:53,997 Just a minute. 429 00:25:54,070 --> 00:25:56,723 My number one big spender is buying shots for everybody. 430 00:25:56,792 --> 00:25:58,702 - Welcome back! - Yeah! 431 00:26:02,939 --> 00:26:04,828 People say nothing is forever. 432 00:26:04,893 --> 00:26:07,895 If that's true, how do you explain herpes or the Grateful Dead? 433 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:10,871 I say forever's for people who got the balls to make it last. 434 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:14,078 We were back, all right. I was gonna prove all these pricks wrong. 435 00:26:14,146 --> 00:26:17,378 Tomorrow, after the graduation ceremony, the studio will be open. 436 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:20,960 Please feel free to bring along your friends and relatives. 437 00:26:21,031 --> 00:26:22,788 Show off your excellent work. 438 00:26:22,856 --> 00:26:25,728 Once again, thank you. See you tomorrow. 439 00:26:29,357 --> 00:26:31,398 - Luther. - Yes, Jack. 440 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,506 I just wanted to know what you thought of my final piece. 441 00:26:34,576 --> 00:26:37,709 You'll receive my written assessment in the mail in a couple days. 442 00:26:37,778 --> 00:26:40,627 I know. I just wanted to hear it from you. 443 00:26:40,692 --> 00:26:41,969 All right. 444 00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:51,504 To be perfectly honest with you, I find it muddled. 445 00:26:52,764 --> 00:26:55,865 It seems to me you get lost in abstractionism... 446 00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:58,554 and you lose sight of your real feelings. 447 00:27:00,545 --> 00:27:02,139 My real feelings? 448 00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,121 It's the old argument, Jack. 449 00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:09,405 Art isn't just the vomiting up of adolescent angst. 450 00:27:09,479 --> 00:27:14,217 Real art is subject to a complex filtration system... 451 00:27:14,282 --> 00:27:17,251 allied to tried and true structures. 452 00:27:17,324 --> 00:27:19,879 I look at your stuff, and what do I see? 453 00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:25,705 I see 20th-century American suburbia. 454 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,306 It doesn't resonate. 455 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,616 That was why I was so keen to have you participate... 456 00:27:29,684 --> 00:27:31,376 in the Corpus Christi totem. 457 00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:33,749 Yeah, but, Luther, I told you... 458 00:27:33,815 --> 00:27:37,909 I've never even been to Tijuana, much less 15th-century South America. 459 00:27:37,977 --> 00:27:40,826 You know? What does a Corpus Christi totem mean to me? 460 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:44,090 All the other students were prepared to open themselves... 461 00:27:44,157 --> 00:27:46,068 to a multicultural experience. 462 00:27:46,783 --> 00:27:49,240 That is why they have gone full circle and why they... 463 00:27:49,313 --> 00:27:52,031 They are full of shit and have no personality! 464 00:27:52,099 --> 00:27:56,160 I mean, this multiculturalism thing is completely bullshit! 465 00:27:56,229 --> 00:27:59,428 I was raised in the suburbs. That's what I'm trying to express. 466 00:27:59,496 --> 00:28:01,155 That's what I know. 467 00:28:01,225 --> 00:28:03,528 So you intend to captivate people... 468 00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:06,662 with the plight of the affluent, white American male. 469 00:28:07,469 --> 00:28:10,602 Well, I have some shocking news for you. Nobody cares. 470 00:28:14,514 --> 00:28:17,199 He's givin' me his song and dance about the tried and true structures... 471 00:28:17,267 --> 00:28:18,511 and all that bullshit. 472 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,922 Hold on. I'm sorry. 473 00:28:19,988 --> 00:28:23,024 Oh, Mickey? How much longer? 474 00:28:23,095 --> 00:28:24,557 Five minutes. 475 00:28:28,602 --> 00:28:31,157 So then he said my stuff was muddled vomit. 476 00:28:31,228 --> 00:28:33,596 - Ouch! - Yeah. Can you believe that wanker? 477 00:28:33,662 --> 00:28:35,605 - You're kidding me. - No. 478 00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:37,819 Oh. Well... 479 00:28:38,881 --> 00:28:41,371 I hate to be the fart in your soup bowl, but... 480 00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:44,706 he loved mine. 481 00:28:44,773 --> 00:28:46,716 - What? - Yeah. 482 00:28:46,790 --> 00:28:49,607 I threw in my "Working Boy" photo essay. 483 00:28:50,569 --> 00:28:52,610 Oh, my God! You just finished that yesterday! 484 00:28:52,682 --> 00:28:53,828 He loved it. 485 00:28:53,899 --> 00:28:57,250 I'm telling you, man, Luther went crazy for it. 486 00:28:57,325 --> 00:28:59,694 What? Slosh doing vodka shots in his johnson holders? 487 00:29:03,473 --> 00:29:05,896 Yeah, Rancho. Yeah, party here tonight. 488 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:09,332 What can I tell you? We're back. All right, bring everybody. 489 00:29:10,774 --> 00:29:12,630 Check it out, Jack. 490 00:29:12,695 --> 00:29:17,969 Luther said that I brought a compelling, socio-scatological edge to my work. 491 00:29:18,747 --> 00:29:21,432 - You're pullin' my rip cord, right? - No. Not even a little bit. 492 00:29:22,237 --> 00:29:24,311 You know he wants to shuck your corncob, don't you? 493 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:31,106 You know, when you get like this, it's just sad. 494 00:29:31,172 --> 00:29:33,028 You slap this shit together, he loves it. 495 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:34,949 He gives me a speech on the filtration process. 496 00:29:35,014 --> 00:29:37,798 - What does that tell you? - That you're a dolt and a homophobe. 497 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:41,925 What? It's just beyond the realm of possibility that he likes my work? 498 00:29:41,995 --> 00:29:43,851 I got it! Let's go! 499 00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:46,339 You think I like having incredible powers of perception? 500 00:29:46,413 --> 00:29:48,902 - Slosh, we're gonna go get the kegs. - Consider the ulterior motives. 501 00:29:48,974 --> 00:29:50,404 Drop it, will ya. 502 00:29:57,076 --> 00:29:59,347 I can do this, right? I'm just nervous, you know? 503 00:29:59,414 --> 00:30:02,547 Don't worry about it. We're back. Dudes of steel, right? 504 00:30:02,616 --> 00:30:03,565 Yeah! 505 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,332 There you go. You look good. 506 00:30:05,402 --> 00:30:08,251 Yeah? Oh, man. You're not gonna wear that, are you? 507 00:30:08,316 --> 00:30:10,968 That "Too Drunk To Fuck" button. You're not gonna wear that. 508 00:30:11,037 --> 00:30:13,690 Hey, this thing works like fuckin' magic. 509 00:30:13,759 --> 00:30:15,865 You put this fuckin' button on, and immediately... 510 00:30:15,936 --> 00:30:18,905 drunk chicks come up and say, "Is that really true?" 511 00:30:18,978 --> 00:30:21,948 Please, don't be offended if I laugh in your face. 512 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,265 That is ridiculous. 513 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:25,604 Four simple words pack a lot of punch. 514 00:30:25,671 --> 00:30:29,088 For one thing, it shows good taste in music, which you obviously lack. 515 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,137 Two, a self-deprecating sense of humor... 516 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:33,219 which women fuckin' love. 517 00:30:33,292 --> 00:30:36,108 Three, this sort of angst-ridden... 518 00:30:36,174 --> 00:30:38,990 sexual mysteriousness thing that I got goin' on. 519 00:30:39,056 --> 00:30:40,682 Oh, man! 520 00:30:40,752 --> 00:30:42,608 Well, so much for sexual mysteriousness. 521 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,879 I don't recall you gettin' anywhere at the last party. 522 00:30:44,947 --> 00:30:47,315 No, that's right, but I could have. 523 00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:48,843 Okay? Easily. 524 00:30:48,918 --> 00:30:51,025 These are monastic times, my friend. 525 00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:53,104 All portent and no payoff is a win. 526 00:30:53,177 --> 00:30:54,967 And I won big! 527 00:30:55,034 --> 00:30:57,402 So, I'm a photographer. 528 00:30:57,468 --> 00:31:01,016 Actually, I teach university... 529 00:31:01,086 --> 00:31:04,317 and I'm looking for somebody to do some modeling for me. 530 00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:06,939 There may be some nudity required. I don't know. 531 00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:10,689 Oh, hey, Mickey. Where are you goin'? 532 00:31:10,756 --> 00:31:12,732 - Piss. - All right. Wait up. 533 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:31,437 - Hey! - Hey, who's that? 534 00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:34,126 You guys almost got me, man. 535 00:31:34,195 --> 00:31:36,204 Oh. Hey, Crazy. 536 00:31:36,277 --> 00:31:38,220 Didn't you see the band of Orks go by? 537 00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:41,525 - Orks? - Well, we kind of live here. 538 00:31:41,592 --> 00:31:44,082 Aren't we by the castle in the woods? 539 00:31:44,154 --> 00:31:46,294 - No. - No. 540 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:50,804 Hey, why don't you go back to Ye Olde Pub... 541 00:31:50,878 --> 00:31:52,439 and have yourself a pint of ale? 542 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,974 I was just tyin' my shoes. 543 00:31:54,049 --> 00:31:56,953 I know. It's cool. You gonna be ready to play later? 544 00:31:57,027 --> 00:32:00,160 - I wasn't in the bushes, man. - Okay. That's fine. 545 00:32:05,064 --> 00:32:07,105 Some guitar player you got there. 546 00:32:08,234 --> 00:32:10,886 Well, by now you should be knee-deep... 547 00:32:10,955 --> 00:32:13,510 in a certain young lady's underpants, huh? 548 00:32:13,581 --> 00:32:15,437 I see how well you're doin'. 549 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:19,334 Listen. Always do as I say, not as I do. 550 00:32:24,084 --> 00:32:25,940 If you get thirsty, come on back over here. 551 00:32:26,006 --> 00:32:28,276 Or if you wanna rap or need another drink... 552 00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,253 just come on back and let me know, all right? 553 00:32:30,328 --> 00:32:32,434 Ya hot-blooded little monkey. 554 00:32:32,505 --> 00:32:35,060 - She's cute, Jack. - So what? 555 00:32:35,131 --> 00:32:36,987 One more line, you would've bagged her. 556 00:32:37,052 --> 00:32:38,231 You think so? 557 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,678 What's up with you and Mickey? 558 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,688 Nothing. No sir. 559 00:32:45,762 --> 00:32:48,033 He treats me like I'm his sister. 560 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,779 I'm condemned to wallflower status. I'm gonna die a lonely old maid. 561 00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:55,525 Are you fishing for a compliment? You can forget about it. 562 00:32:55,592 --> 00:32:58,463 Beat it, would ya? I'm tryin' to get laid over here, all right? 563 00:33:01,452 --> 00:33:02,860 Beer? 564 00:33:05,807 --> 00:33:09,257 You're the rapscallions puttin' up the basketball hoop, right? 565 00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:12,234 That's us. We just moved into the house down the block. 566 00:33:13,396 --> 00:33:15,470 So you get to live with Slosh, huh? 567 00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:18,675 Was he always this psycho? 568 00:33:18,743 --> 00:33:21,265 - Was Slosh always psycho? - Yeah. 569 00:33:23,323 --> 00:33:26,391 Okay. I'm not going to candy coat this for you. 570 00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:31,869 He is a psychotic, maniac drunk. 571 00:33:31,937 --> 00:33:34,906 Okay? Been that way since I met him. 572 00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:37,947 6:00 a. m? Kid's shot out of a cannon. 573 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:42,333 All right? Doesn't stop... until the beer is gone. 574 00:33:44,777 --> 00:33:46,688 Is Slosh a psycho? 575 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,116 Yeah! He's a psycho! 576 00:33:50,189 --> 00:33:52,230 All right, now beat it. You guys bug me. 577 00:33:52,302 --> 00:33:54,310 Get the hell out. I'm finished. Go on! 578 00:33:54,383 --> 00:33:57,167 Don't give me big, Bambi-doe eyes. Beat it! 579 00:34:32,392 --> 00:34:34,466 Are you gonna get that? 580 00:34:34,537 --> 00:34:36,643 No. Fuck 'em. They're just gonna complain. 581 00:34:37,611 --> 00:34:41,509 All right. Op Ivy, Screeching Weasel... 582 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,917 How come you have... 583 00:34:43,984 --> 00:34:46,254 all those pictures of Jim Belushi on your wall? 584 00:34:47,762 --> 00:34:50,382 John Belushi. He was a genius. 585 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:53,812 He had the class to die in his prime. 586 00:34:53,878 --> 00:34:55,919 Here we go, NOFX. 587 00:35:00,186 --> 00:35:02,806 Can I tell you something? 588 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,337 Sure. 589 00:35:10,048 --> 00:35:12,286 I always thought you were cute. 590 00:35:12,353 --> 00:35:14,559 When we would play spring softball together... 591 00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,498 I'd always look at your butt. 592 00:35:20,167 --> 00:35:22,535 Chelsea. Did you really? 593 00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:23,976 Yeah! 594 00:35:25,066 --> 00:35:28,483 What... about Mickey? 595 00:35:28,556 --> 00:35:32,782 I thought you guys... I don't know. 596 00:35:32,847 --> 00:35:35,849 Mickey doesn't like me, and I like you. 597 00:35:38,067 --> 00:35:39,977 Mickey! What's wrong, man? 598 00:35:40,948 --> 00:35:42,804 Man, the same old story. 599 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,392 What happened? You look like a dog's ass. 600 00:35:45,464 --> 00:35:46,926 We got any vodka? 601 00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:56,181 God, I hope that isn't true. 602 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,605 Wait a minute. 603 00:36:00,673 --> 00:36:02,103 Chels, I'm... 604 00:36:03,812 --> 00:36:07,523 - I'm not into this. - Why? Is it about Mickey? 605 00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:10,112 - Mickey doesn't like me. - No, it's not about Mickey. 606 00:36:10,184 --> 00:36:13,317 It's about you. I'm not into it. 607 00:36:13,385 --> 00:36:15,558 - Okay? - What did I do? 608 00:36:16,779 --> 00:36:18,920 Nothing. You didn't do anything. 609 00:36:18,989 --> 00:36:21,445 It's me. You're not my type. 610 00:36:21,518 --> 00:36:24,869 All right. Look, we're not gonna talk about this, okay? 611 00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:27,795 I'm really sorry. God, I'm such an idiot! 612 00:36:28,595 --> 00:36:31,466 Wait a second. What I'm trying to say is... Chelsea! 613 00:36:38,778 --> 00:36:41,780 - Hey! Psycho bro! - Hey, dude! 614 00:36:41,852 --> 00:36:44,155 You shredded our lawn! 615 00:36:44,221 --> 00:36:46,524 - You got that beer bong back here? - Yeah. 616 00:36:46,592 --> 00:36:48,283 - Right here. - There it is! 617 00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:51,354 - Enjoy it! - Oh, yeah! 618 00:36:54,020 --> 00:36:55,931 Hello? Dina! 619 00:36:57,414 --> 00:37:00,230 Hi, Dina. Yeah, it's me, Jack. 620 00:37:01,129 --> 00:37:02,406 Listen... 621 00:37:03,210 --> 00:37:04,640 I just... 622 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:08,297 I'm sorry. Did I wake you up? 623 00:37:08,365 --> 00:37:11,881 I didn't mean to call so late. I just called up because... 624 00:37:11,952 --> 00:37:14,823 I have something I want to ask you, if that's all right. 625 00:37:16,978 --> 00:37:18,386 Listen, Dina. 626 00:37:19,668 --> 00:37:24,271 I just wanna say... 627 00:37:29,307 --> 00:37:30,585 Fuck you! 628 00:37:31,260 --> 00:37:32,755 Fuck you! 629 00:37:35,743 --> 00:37:37,238 Thank you... 630 00:37:37,312 --> 00:37:40,281 and welcome to Rancho, where the stars shine bright... 631 00:37:40,354 --> 00:37:43,039 and the moon goes down so it won't be hit by the stars. 632 00:37:43,108 --> 00:37:44,833 Hey! 633 00:37:44,901 --> 00:37:47,358 If my singer and drummer would get the hell down here! 634 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:50,728 We're supposed to be on stage! What up? 635 00:37:50,793 --> 00:37:53,610 Slosh puke again? What's the problem? 636 00:37:57,997 --> 00:37:59,493 What? 637 00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,957 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 638 00:38:02,032 --> 00:38:05,995 Will you look at me? I look like Jam Master Shecky! 639 00:38:07,060 --> 00:38:10,029 God! What are you, fucking insane, man? 640 00:38:10,102 --> 00:38:12,951 The pimp jacket is tits! What's the stress factor? 641 00:38:13,015 --> 00:38:16,214 What's the stress factor? I look like an asshole. 642 00:38:16,282 --> 00:38:19,415 I haven't sung in a year. Let's have Mickey DJ the party. 643 00:38:19,483 --> 00:38:21,339 I don't want to make a fool out of myself. 644 00:38:21,405 --> 00:38:23,446 Did you smell this thing? Smell that. 645 00:38:24,799 --> 00:38:28,314 Pardon me, Mr. Fuckin' Highfalutin Econ Guy... 646 00:38:28,385 --> 00:38:32,611 but this bitch-slappin', pimp-ass fuckin' coat is your trademark. 647 00:38:32,676 --> 00:38:36,421 - You wore it at every gig. - We only had five gigs. 648 00:38:36,487 --> 00:38:39,423 You gonna be a baby? You gonna be a pussy about it? 649 00:38:39,496 --> 00:38:42,346 Forget it. That's fine, 'cause Slosh was gonna do a song. 650 00:38:42,411 --> 00:38:43,721 He'll wear the coat. 651 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:46,637 We could have him do your whole set. You don't need to worry. 652 00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,710 Whoa, wait! 653 00:38:48,783 --> 00:38:50,889 Don't beg me. I'll do it. 654 00:38:53,394 --> 00:38:54,605 Is everybody happy? 655 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:02,130 Look at that girl Juliet-cious 656 00:39:02,199 --> 00:39:05,780 And me, I'm so cool I'm Romeo Sid Vicious 657 00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:08,634 Bring on the ball and the cruisers 658 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,051 Santa Claus and Santa Cruz is where the bruisers can be losers 659 00:39:12,126 --> 00:39:14,583 Hey, lookit there It's a dude 660 00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,341 Well, the dude is crude The dude is rude, the dude is lewd 661 00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:20,674 The dude is crude The dude is stewed, the dude is nude 662 00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:22,530 Oh, can't you tell 663 00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:25,308 That dude is steel 664 00:39:49,046 --> 00:39:51,284 Hey! We have to wrap this up. 665 00:39:51,351 --> 00:39:55,631 But before we do, Slosh would like to do a song. 666 00:39:56,475 --> 00:39:58,386 Slosh! Where are you, man? 667 00:39:59,069 --> 00:40:01,459 No way, chief! You're gonna sing one? 668 00:40:01,534 --> 00:40:03,543 All right! I didn't know this was your band! 669 00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:04,893 It's my band. 670 00:40:07,426 --> 00:40:09,729 Come on, baby! Do it, man! 671 00:40:09,795 --> 00:40:12,797 Do it! You're the man! You're the man! 672 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,863 Oh, yes! Very nice! 673 00:40:21,931 --> 00:40:23,842 - Whee-ee-ee. - Hey, baby. Hey, woman. 674 00:40:24,813 --> 00:40:27,203 Neat threads. Where are all your hos? 675 00:40:28,207 --> 00:40:31,723 Yeah. I figured, why not? It's all a part of the show. 676 00:40:32,914 --> 00:40:35,371 You know what I mean? Why don't you give me... 677 00:40:35,444 --> 00:40:38,795 Rob! You're all sweaty and gross! Don't! 678 00:40:39,927 --> 00:40:41,357 I was thinking. 679 00:40:41,432 --> 00:40:44,631 We should start our own little Josie and the Pussycats band. 680 00:40:44,698 --> 00:40:46,554 - What do you think? - Yeah! 681 00:40:46,619 --> 00:40:49,621 Get a song and sing it over and over and scream it into the microphone. 682 00:40:49,693 --> 00:40:52,565 It'll be great. Oh, Rob. 683 00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:55,576 You're not going to go get your scrotum pierced or anything, are you? 684 00:40:59,972 --> 00:41:01,861 Well. Whoa! 685 00:41:01,925 --> 00:41:04,196 Joanie, come here. Can I talk to you for a second? 686 00:41:04,263 --> 00:41:08,389 Uh-oh! I think I'm going to get a talking to. 687 00:41:09,226 --> 00:41:11,781 - I'll be right over there, girls, okay? - Stand strong. 688 00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:15,018 - All right. Over here? - Yeah. Over here. 689 00:41:15,086 --> 00:41:16,101 One, two, three, four! 690 00:41:23,188 --> 00:41:26,768 What are you doing? 691 00:41:26,838 --> 00:41:28,749 You think I was trying to be funny out there? 692 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,133 What? 693 00:41:30,777 --> 00:41:33,047 You were kooky. You know, wacky. 694 00:41:33,113 --> 00:41:35,537 Hey, don't do that. 695 00:41:36,251 --> 00:41:39,450 Don't do that. Don't you come over here to my house... 696 00:41:39,518 --> 00:41:41,625 and belittle me and my housemates... 697 00:41:41,696 --> 00:41:43,606 in front of these little fuckin' teenyboppers. 698 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,110 This means something to me. 699 00:41:47,683 --> 00:41:48,960 You know what? 700 00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:52,609 When me and my friends get together and we get all cuckoo-wacky... 701 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:54,108 that's the real me. 702 00:41:54,184 --> 00:41:56,072 I'm a cuckoo-wacky bastard. 703 00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:59,619 Oh! So... this is the real you. 704 00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:01,580 Yeah, that's right. 705 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,653 And which one of you... 706 00:42:03,726 --> 00:42:06,630 was the guy who told me to shut up in front of his friends? 707 00:42:06,704 --> 00:42:09,673 - Is that the real you? - I guess that is the real me. 708 00:42:09,746 --> 00:42:12,082 I'm an asshole. You didn't know that? 709 00:42:12,147 --> 00:42:14,188 No, I didn't know that. 710 00:42:15,541 --> 00:42:17,812 But thanks. I'm glad we got this straightened out. 711 00:42:17,879 --> 00:42:19,822 Yeah. Me too. 712 00:42:21,049 --> 00:42:23,319 - I think I should be going. - Yeah, why don't you? 713 00:42:23,386 --> 00:42:25,297 Have fun at breakfast with Mommy. 714 00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:29,211 Drive fucking careful! 715 00:42:29,279 --> 00:42:32,926 Now we are 21 Now we have to get things done 716 00:42:36,259 --> 00:42:40,605 We can't watch Brady Bunch We can't eat Cap'n Crunch 717 00:42:40,678 --> 00:42:42,370 No! 718 00:42:42,439 --> 00:42:45,223 When I was 17 I used to watch TV 719 00:42:45,289 --> 00:42:48,520 But now I'm 21 and I drink way too much 720 00:42:48,587 --> 00:42:51,404 Twenty-one Now we are 21 721 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:58,664 Now we are 21 722 00:43:07,095 --> 00:43:09,519 Hey! Who the fuck let the bacon in here? 723 00:43:11,353 --> 00:43:13,045 Freebird! 724 00:43:17,502 --> 00:43:19,517 Free-fucking-bird! 725 00:43:31,879 --> 00:43:33,473 Up the academy. 726 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:36,607 Oh, God! 727 00:43:38,059 --> 00:43:40,778 Hey, Mickey. What happened with Chelsea? Did you make it happen? 728 00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:42,951 - I don't want to talk about it. - Oh, come on. 729 00:43:43,022 --> 00:43:44,966 Spill yon beans, sonny boy. 730 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,016 You didn't say anything stupid, did ya? 731 00:43:47,089 --> 00:43:49,262 All I know is that she left early. 732 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,339 Stop breakin' his nads. 733 00:43:51,412 --> 00:43:54,480 I saw that female freak-out Joanie pulled on you. 734 00:43:54,550 --> 00:43:56,177 Oh, yeah, man. That was ugly. 735 00:43:56,247 --> 00:43:59,096 Fuck! I'm supposed to be having breakfast with her mother. 736 00:43:59,161 --> 00:44:01,170 Oh, yikes! Meetin' the mom. 737 00:44:01,243 --> 00:44:03,928 Dennis, what happened to that chick you were dancin' with? 738 00:44:03,996 --> 00:44:08,025 Oh, her. Well... I talked to her at some length... 739 00:44:08,095 --> 00:44:11,163 and, quite frankly, found her substandard. 740 00:44:11,233 --> 00:44:13,656 - Oh, God! Fuck you! - No, it's true. 741 00:44:13,731 --> 00:44:16,515 We spoke in detail, and I decided that... 742 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:19,899 there was something genetically impolite about her. 743 00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:21,219 Come on! Drink! 744 00:44:21,287 --> 00:44:23,198 What's wrong with you people? 745 00:44:26,699 --> 00:44:29,799 This sucks. I swear, it's the same after every party. 746 00:44:29,869 --> 00:44:33,515 Everybody goes home, and I end up sittin' here with you dickheads. 747 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,690 Mick, you're better off this way, believe me. 748 00:44:35,761 --> 00:44:37,737 This is what freedom's all about. 749 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:41,041 With a girlfriend, you get a constant supply. 750 00:44:41,108 --> 00:44:43,892 It's the same meal every day, but you never go hungry. 751 00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:45,869 Now, single guys like us... 752 00:44:45,944 --> 00:44:48,247 obviously, there are no regular meals... 753 00:44:48,313 --> 00:44:51,032 but when it's finally chow time... 754 00:44:51,996 --> 00:44:53,371 it's a smorgasbord. 755 00:44:53,436 --> 00:44:55,739 A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 756 00:44:55,805 --> 00:44:58,011 Some smorgasbord. I'm stuffed. 757 00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:00,830 Sometimes it rains, sometimes it doesn't, but ask yourself: 758 00:45:00,897 --> 00:45:02,939 Do you really want a girlfriend... 759 00:45:03,011 --> 00:45:05,379 or just some comforting, disease-free harbor... 760 00:45:05,444 --> 00:45:07,300 where you can park your genitals? 761 00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:09,276 I want to be in love. 762 00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:14,311 He wants to be in love! Sure, see how long that lasts. 763 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,544 I'll tell ya, it's like Camus was right. 764 00:45:17,612 --> 00:45:19,523 The greatest love affair in the world... 765 00:45:19,598 --> 00:45:23,080 is where you get a woman, she fuckin' loves you, you know? 766 00:45:23,152 --> 00:45:25,008 And right in the middle of the salad days... 767 00:45:25,073 --> 00:45:27,726 when you're still stupid in love with each other, she dies. 768 00:45:28,499 --> 00:45:30,410 She never gets a chance to dump you. 769 00:45:30,485 --> 00:45:32,396 She never gets to drag her family into it. 770 00:45:32,470 --> 00:45:33,517 That's right. 771 00:45:33,590 --> 00:45:35,926 You never get sick of her. Love never fades. 772 00:45:35,992 --> 00:45:37,302 To Camus! 773 00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:40,472 - Camus! - Camus! To Al! 774 00:46:04,939 --> 00:46:07,843 Me and Dina were supposed to go to Bali after graduation. 775 00:46:09,038 --> 00:46:11,657 That clown will probably take her to Six Flags. 776 00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:13,671 Hope he falls off the loop-de-loop. 777 00:46:13,745 --> 00:46:17,063 To make matters worse, I had the parental units for the day. 778 00:46:17,139 --> 00:46:19,028 Hey, Mom. 779 00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:22,225 - Well, "con-graduations." - In Catcher In the Rye... 780 00:46:22,294 --> 00:46:24,663 Holden Caulfield said something to the effect of... 781 00:46:24,728 --> 00:46:26,639 whenever you get someplace new and exciting... 782 00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:30,195 somebody else has been there first and scribbled "fuck you" on it. 783 00:46:30,267 --> 00:46:32,123 For me, that person was my father. 784 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:34,808 - Dad. Good to see you. - Jack. 785 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:37,531 So... you find the hotel all right? 786 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,187 Oh, yes. Right next to the methadone clinic. 787 00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:43,292 By the way, what was all that hooting and hollering... 788 00:46:43,364 --> 00:46:45,220 during the commencement speech? 789 00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:47,458 I remember my graduation as being much more solemn. 790 00:46:47,527 --> 00:46:51,686 It's just Santa Cruz. We're a lot more casual up here. 791 00:46:51,753 --> 00:46:53,697 What do you plan to do now that you've graduated? 792 00:46:54,699 --> 00:46:57,701 Well, I've only been a college graduate for 17 minutes... 793 00:46:57,773 --> 00:46:59,335 so I don't know yet. 794 00:47:00,432 --> 00:47:02,288 Well, according to my calculations... 795 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:06,065 that's 17 minutes behind anyone who's planned ahead. 796 00:47:10,838 --> 00:47:14,004 Hey, guys! We finally made it! 797 00:47:15,161 --> 00:47:17,071 Yeah, we did. 798 00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:21,339 This whole thing's a travesty. 799 00:47:21,405 --> 00:47:23,195 Are your folks not coming up to celebrate? 800 00:47:23,262 --> 00:47:24,921 Yeah, right! 801 00:47:24,991 --> 00:47:27,164 This is my third degree. They don't bother anymore. 802 00:47:27,937 --> 00:47:29,694 Ooh! I'll tell you one thing. 803 00:47:29,762 --> 00:47:32,032 That Felicia's got a neat little turd cutter on her. 804 00:47:35,462 --> 00:47:37,952 Jesus. You gotta help me out here, Dennis. 805 00:47:38,024 --> 00:47:41,190 Joanie and her mom are lurking out there somewhere. 806 00:47:42,346 --> 00:47:44,901 I don't want to get shackled down like some mutt, right? 807 00:47:44,973 --> 00:47:46,916 No, you don't. 808 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:50,637 You tell that hag and her skunk of a mother to drop dead. 809 00:47:52,145 --> 00:47:54,056 Yeah, I better find her, huh? 810 00:47:56,148 --> 00:47:59,084 All my relatives were gonna come up for my graduation next year. 811 00:48:00,054 --> 00:48:02,444 And instead you slapped them in the face, huh? 812 00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:03,829 Pretty much. 813 00:48:04,889 --> 00:48:08,820 My mom says my granddad cries every time they mention my name. 814 00:48:10,397 --> 00:48:12,286 He's from the old country. 815 00:48:12,350 --> 00:48:14,359 What, is he Sicilian? 816 00:48:14,431 --> 00:48:19,104 Come on! Don't give me the family disgrace crap. 817 00:48:19,170 --> 00:48:21,441 - You don't understand Asian culture. - I know. 818 00:48:21,508 --> 00:48:23,397 I'm just a big ol' white dummy. 819 00:48:23,461 --> 00:48:26,146 Look, despite your obvious racial handicap... 820 00:48:26,215 --> 00:48:29,992 you are an American citizen now, so act like one. 821 00:48:30,058 --> 00:48:33,704 We shit all over our families, and then we have kids... 822 00:48:33,772 --> 00:48:36,643 who grow up to be as big a fuck-ups as we are. 823 00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:39,151 I guess I have that to look forward to. 824 00:48:39,216 --> 00:48:40,110 That's right. 825 00:48:40,176 --> 00:48:42,032 Which one is it? 826 00:48:42,098 --> 00:48:44,336 It's here. It's this one. 827 00:48:48,341 --> 00:48:50,252 It's so shiny! 828 00:48:51,736 --> 00:48:54,421 This is wild. Is this yours too? 829 00:48:54,490 --> 00:48:56,051 No, Mom. 830 00:48:56,122 --> 00:48:58,098 - Aha. - Good. Okay. 831 00:49:00,189 --> 00:49:04,283 I really like it, Jack. It's really cute. 832 00:49:06,274 --> 00:49:07,551 Dad? 833 00:49:08,675 --> 00:49:10,585 Well, what are you gonna do with it? 834 00:49:12,101 --> 00:49:13,957 I'm not gonna do anything with it. 835 00:49:14,022 --> 00:49:17,472 I just... was wondering what you thought. 836 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:24,260 Oh, look at... the hand, and... 837 00:49:26,702 --> 00:49:28,678 It's cast metal, isn't it? 838 00:49:30,033 --> 00:49:31,976 How much would you say it weighs? 839 00:49:36,501 --> 00:49:38,412 Hey. What's goin' on? 840 00:49:39,383 --> 00:49:41,294 - Congratulations. - Huh? 841 00:49:42,297 --> 00:49:43,410 Oh, yeah. 842 00:49:45,627 --> 00:49:47,483 Listen, Joanie... 843 00:49:47,548 --> 00:49:49,688 I'm sorry about what I said at the boardwalk. 844 00:49:49,757 --> 00:49:51,613 - No, I'm sorry. - I was really... 845 00:49:51,678 --> 00:49:53,021 It'll never happen again. 846 00:49:53,088 --> 00:49:54,944 I blew the prime directive of girlfriending. 847 00:49:55,009 --> 00:49:56,920 I got between a guy and his friends. 848 00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:02,203 So, Monday... it's right around the corner. 849 00:50:03,174 --> 00:50:05,597 Yeah, I been thinkin' about it. 850 00:50:05,672 --> 00:50:07,975 - Maybe we could talk... - Oh. Here she is. 851 00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:11,043 - Oh... shit. - This is no big deal, okay? 852 00:50:11,115 --> 00:50:12,971 Okay. All right. 853 00:50:13,037 --> 00:50:14,314 Hi, Mom. 854 00:50:15,278 --> 00:50:18,542 Mom, this is Rob. Rob, this is my mother. 855 00:50:18,608 --> 00:50:20,016 Why, hi there. 856 00:50:22,195 --> 00:50:23,341 You okay? 857 00:50:23,412 --> 00:50:25,322 Here, babe. Drink some. 858 00:50:29,015 --> 00:50:30,740 Oh! He's choking! 859 00:50:30,809 --> 00:50:32,665 I just need to catch my breath. 860 00:50:34,139 --> 00:50:35,383 Push! 861 00:50:35,452 --> 00:50:38,039 It's okay, Mrs. Crump! I'm okay. It's fine. 862 00:50:40,735 --> 00:50:41,684 I'm fine. 863 00:50:41,759 --> 00:50:43,866 You still have something coming out of your nose. 864 00:50:44,994 --> 00:50:48,291 Let's start all over. I'm Joanie's mom. 865 00:50:48,355 --> 00:50:50,658 - You can just call me Vicki. - Hi. 866 00:50:50,726 --> 00:50:52,636 It's a pleasure to finally meet you. 867 00:50:54,087 --> 00:50:55,943 I don't know, Mickey. 868 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:59,044 I'm beginning to think I need to find myself a nice mute woman. 869 00:50:59,115 --> 00:51:01,899 - Like the one in that movie. - Like the one at the ticket office. 870 00:51:01,964 --> 00:51:03,853 - No. Christ, not her. - What's wrong with her? 871 00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:07,565 Randy's having a beach bonfire at Seabright. Are you gonna go? 872 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,324 - I don't know. - Come on. 873 00:51:09,393 --> 00:51:12,297 If the grunion run up on the beach, we can hit 'em with sticks. 874 00:51:12,371 --> 00:51:14,641 Dennis and I were gonna hang out... 875 00:51:14,709 --> 00:51:17,907 and do some graduation celebratin' and stuff. 876 00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:20,628 - We might come after. - Okay. 877 00:51:21,754 --> 00:51:23,860 - Maybe I'll see you later. - Yeah. 878 00:51:27,389 --> 00:51:31,767 - Oh, fuck! I don't believe her, man. - You're an idiot. 879 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,783 Oh, Dennis. Excuse me, please. 880 00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:38,659 Really, I think there's something wrong with you. 881 00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:40,481 Something very, very wrong. 882 00:51:40,550 --> 00:51:43,519 I want you to stop by the faculty luncheon this afternoon. 883 00:51:43,592 --> 00:51:46,463 Meet some of the people you'll be working with. 884 00:51:47,851 --> 00:51:49,707 To tell you the truth, I just made plans. 885 00:51:49,772 --> 00:51:52,392 Well, piss on your plans. Stop by for a few minutes. 886 00:51:52,462 --> 00:51:55,279 Hobnob with the good and the great, hmm? 887 00:51:55,344 --> 00:51:56,719 There'll be free drink. 888 00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:59,274 Perhaps that will provide you with sufficient motivation. 889 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:01,033 Well... 890 00:52:01,108 --> 00:52:02,964 okay, I'll see you there. 891 00:52:03,029 --> 00:52:05,583 Impress everyone. Make me look good. 892 00:52:05,654 --> 00:52:06,866 I will. 893 00:52:15,965 --> 00:52:17,821 Ahh. Excellent. 894 00:52:19,712 --> 00:52:22,332 Now, Jack, tell me. That girl you've been going around with. 895 00:52:22,401 --> 00:52:24,606 What about her? 896 00:52:24,674 --> 00:52:28,451 Dina? We don't talk much anymore. 897 00:52:28,517 --> 00:52:31,835 I never did get the story straight. Who dumped who, dear? 898 00:52:34,024 --> 00:52:36,808 Well, I guess she dumped me, Mom. 899 00:52:36,874 --> 00:52:39,396 You guess? Why would she do that? 900 00:52:41,646 --> 00:52:45,226 She just... fell out of love with me. 901 00:52:45,296 --> 00:52:47,981 People just don't fall out of love, dear. 902 00:52:48,050 --> 00:52:50,255 They need a little shove. 903 00:52:50,323 --> 00:52:52,266 Was she sleeping with both of you at once? 904 00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:54,229 - Christ, Mom! - Look, Jack. 905 00:52:54,294 --> 00:52:56,467 You're a college graduate. Don't be so milquetoast. 906 00:53:03,324 --> 00:53:05,780 You loved her, didn't you? 907 00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,856 Are we still on this? Yeah, I did. 908 00:53:08,927 --> 00:53:10,903 She was the best. 909 00:53:10,977 --> 00:53:12,571 It's been a while though. 910 00:53:12,642 --> 00:53:14,748 Don't you think you should be over her by now? 911 00:53:14,820 --> 00:53:18,597 I don't know, Mom. Is there a time limit? 912 00:53:18,662 --> 00:53:22,309 What do you guys want me to say? I'm sorry. Yes, I still love her. 913 00:53:24,906 --> 00:53:28,356 All right. If that's the case, fine. Go get her. 914 00:53:29,261 --> 00:53:32,012 Tell her you love her. Sweep her off her feet. 915 00:53:32,078 --> 00:53:35,114 You guys are missing something. She dumped me. 916 00:53:35,185 --> 00:53:37,936 Oh, Jack. Don't be a horse's ass. 917 00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:40,011 Either fish or cut the bait, hmm? 918 00:53:40,084 --> 00:53:43,053 Don't be pining away over a girl like some chump. 919 00:53:43,126 --> 00:53:44,982 You know? Go get her! 920 00:53:45,047 --> 00:53:47,416 We still have your bedroom at the house. 921 00:53:47,481 --> 00:53:48,976 You two can live there! 922 00:53:49,050 --> 00:53:51,386 That's it. I'll pull some strings and get you into work. 923 00:53:51,451 --> 00:53:52,979 We'll start you in shipping. 924 00:53:53,052 --> 00:53:55,224 You're getting a late start, but in a couple of years... 925 00:53:55,293 --> 00:53:57,149 I'm sure you can make something of yourself. 926 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:00,792 You guys are flippin' out, man. 927 00:54:00,865 --> 00:54:04,959 Jesus, Mary and the Apostles, boy! When are you going to get serious? 928 00:54:05,028 --> 00:54:06,720 You think this is, a damn game? 929 00:54:06,789 --> 00:54:09,791 I just made you a goddamned sensible offer! 930 00:54:12,264 --> 00:54:14,437 Darryl, please. You're gonna make a scene. 931 00:54:14,506 --> 00:54:15,914 Listen to me! 932 00:54:15,979 --> 00:54:19,778 I don't care if the girl is in or out. Make a goddamn decision! 933 00:54:22,672 --> 00:54:24,844 What's with you guys? What did I do? 934 00:54:24,913 --> 00:54:26,986 What's with all the pressure? 935 00:54:27,058 --> 00:54:29,930 We love you, Jack. You know that. 936 00:54:30,005 --> 00:54:32,210 We're proud you went away to college. 937 00:54:32,278 --> 00:54:35,444 We're not so happy you got a degree in art. 938 00:54:36,665 --> 00:54:37,713 Why not? 939 00:54:37,786 --> 00:54:40,657 It's not worth anything. It has no cash value. 940 00:54:40,731 --> 00:54:42,587 It's time to give up. 941 00:54:42,652 --> 00:54:46,615 You've had four years to be happy and do what you want. 942 00:54:46,687 --> 00:54:47,965 But... 943 00:54:49,857 --> 00:54:51,866 I want to do what I want my whole life. 944 00:54:51,939 --> 00:54:54,362 - Oh, Jack! - What? 945 00:54:54,436 --> 00:54:56,739 Life is not a fairy tale. 946 00:54:56,805 --> 00:54:58,268 But, Dad... 947 00:54:58,343 --> 00:55:02,207 I don't want to be some zombie climbing the corporate ladder. 948 00:55:02,281 --> 00:55:04,388 You'll learn to like it! 949 00:55:04,459 --> 00:55:06,369 It's the American way! 950 00:55:06,444 --> 00:55:09,163 Don't even bother. Stop trying to talk sense into him. 951 00:55:09,230 --> 00:55:12,942 Go out there and see how many people are going to pay you... 952 00:55:13,008 --> 00:55:16,306 to arrange garbage into neat little piles. 953 00:55:17,363 --> 00:55:20,365 Oh, waiter? Check, please, when you have a chance. 954 00:55:22,262 --> 00:55:24,653 I need to go to the bathroom. May I be excused? 955 00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,190 Hey! Whoa! 956 00:55:36,255 --> 00:55:38,624 Where you going with that video game, young man? 957 00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:41,057 What do you care? You guys never play it. 958 00:55:43,108 --> 00:55:45,663 I would've gotten around to it eventually. 959 00:55:59,919 --> 00:56:01,294 All right. 960 00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,728 Mom, Dad... 961 00:56:03,793 --> 00:56:06,664 No! Just shut up and listen to me for a second! 962 00:56:07,988 --> 00:56:10,324 I appreciate everything you've done for me... 963 00:56:10,390 --> 00:56:12,300 but I'm my own man now. 964 00:56:31,139 --> 00:56:33,377 But I'm my own man now. 965 00:56:33,445 --> 00:56:36,032 You both had a chance to screw up your lives... 966 00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:38,656 so just... back off. 967 00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:41,730 Give me a chance to screw up mine. 968 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:46,858 Mom. 969 00:56:46,925 --> 00:56:49,742 All right. Don't cry. It's okay. It's fine. 970 00:56:51,152 --> 00:56:53,358 Dad. 971 00:56:53,426 --> 00:56:55,500 Thank you. I appreciate that. 972 00:56:56,852 --> 00:57:00,749 It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong like that. 973 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,649 I love you too. 974 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:22,271 What are you doing? 975 00:57:23,781 --> 00:57:26,019 You're ditching me here? 976 00:57:26,087 --> 00:57:28,063 He's a man of the world. He'll find his way. 977 00:57:28,136 --> 00:57:30,855 Send us a postcard from Skid Row! 978 00:57:30,922 --> 00:57:33,607 What? Wait! I got something to say! 979 00:57:36,814 --> 00:57:38,441 Thanks a lot. 980 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,902 Whoa! Man, this is phat! 981 00:57:45,972 --> 00:57:47,664 - You made this? - Yep. 982 00:57:47,733 --> 00:57:49,622 Thanks for bringing this over. 983 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:52,754 - Somebody fuckin' brew me. - Andy, beer! Come on! Brew! 984 00:57:52,824 --> 00:57:55,346 Here you go, man. 985 00:57:55,418 --> 00:57:57,274 All right. Stew's the man. 986 00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:09,184 I felt like it didn't matter if I was there or not. 987 00:58:09,251 --> 00:58:12,384 You looked at me and you were all, "Hi, Theresa." 988 00:58:12,453 --> 00:58:15,270 Like you weren't even glad to see me. 989 00:58:15,335 --> 00:58:17,191 And Danielle's all, "What's with you and Doug?" 990 00:58:17,256 --> 00:58:20,706 I'm like, "Why?" She's all, "It doesn't seem like you guys are talking." 991 00:58:20,778 --> 00:58:22,951 This always happens when we're at parties. 992 00:58:23,020 --> 00:58:25,673 Does not. I don't do the hugging, kissing... 993 00:58:25,742 --> 00:58:28,078 public-display-of-affection thing. 994 00:58:28,143 --> 00:58:31,047 It's something that should be better kept in private. 995 00:58:31,122 --> 00:58:33,807 It makes me feel like you don't even care. 996 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:37,936 What? Because I'm not actively showing you my adoration? 997 00:58:38,005 --> 00:58:39,381 Yeah! 998 00:58:39,447 --> 00:58:41,008 - Excuse me. - What? 999 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,897 Would you guys mind just shutting up? 1000 00:58:43,962 --> 00:58:46,451 Keep your pathetic little relationship to yourselves. 1001 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:50,268 Hello. 1002 00:58:51,806 --> 00:58:53,116 Me? Why? 1003 00:58:53,183 --> 00:58:56,731 Good, because I'm not going to forget about this, okay? 1004 00:58:56,802 --> 00:58:59,488 Hey! Why don't you mind your own business? 1005 00:59:00,516 --> 00:59:03,235 Chick, you're making it my business. 1006 00:59:03,302 --> 00:59:05,158 "Chick"? 1007 00:59:05,223 --> 00:59:07,079 So I'm a chick now. 1008 00:59:08,554 --> 00:59:12,298 Who do you think you are, telling people what to do? 1009 00:59:12,364 --> 00:59:14,570 I don't want to hear your dirty laundry. 1010 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:17,836 I think I speak for everyone here. Keep it to yourself. 1011 00:59:17,904 --> 00:59:21,583 You don't speak for me, and you don't tell me what to do! 1012 00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:24,587 Just shut the fuck up! Okay? Ride the fucking bus! 1013 00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:28,492 How hard is that? Keep to yourself. Just shut up! 1014 00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:32,278 - What the hell is going on? - You're lucky I don't know karate. 1015 00:59:32,346 --> 00:59:34,900 - So lucky. - All right. Settle down, Doug. 1016 00:59:36,028 --> 00:59:39,413 This had better be good. What seems to be the problem? 1017 00:59:39,485 --> 00:59:41,626 He called me "chick." 1018 00:59:41,696 --> 00:59:43,191 A "chick"? 1019 00:59:46,242 --> 00:59:47,836 Not on my bus. 1020 00:59:47,908 --> 00:59:49,697 You're out of here. 1021 00:59:49,764 --> 00:59:51,074 What? 1022 00:59:51,142 --> 00:59:55,236 You may get away with that language on the 2 or the 7, but not on the 3! 1023 00:59:55,304 --> 00:59:58,305 - That kind of language doesn't... - Fuck you, man! 1024 00:59:58,378 --> 01:00:00,234 Fuck me? Fuck you, buddy! 1025 01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,024 Hey, buddy! 1026 01:00:03,405 --> 01:00:05,130 Let go! 1027 01:00:05,199 --> 01:00:07,371 Give me my fuckin' shirt back! 1028 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,791 You want your shirt back? Learn to treat a woman with some respect. 1029 01:00:10,867 --> 01:00:13,552 - Then you'll get your shirt back. - Spaz-o. 1030 01:00:13,620 --> 01:00:17,616 - You're not so tough now, are you? - Fuck you! Fuck off! 1031 01:00:17,687 --> 01:00:19,925 Don't hit my bus! 1032 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:21,422 Jerk-off! 1033 01:00:21,497 --> 01:00:23,669 You jerk... off. 1034 01:01:40,717 --> 01:01:43,053 You wouldn't believe my fuckin' day. 1035 01:01:46,225 --> 01:01:47,655 Keg tapped out? 1036 01:01:52,245 --> 01:01:55,214 You want to get a twelver and shred? 1037 01:02:22,183 --> 01:02:23,777 You all right? 1038 01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:43,950 I tell you, man, I don't get it. 1039 01:02:46,199 --> 01:02:48,852 You know who she's going out with now? 1040 01:02:48,922 --> 01:02:51,062 Who who's going out with? 1041 01:02:51,131 --> 01:02:54,711 Dina. You know who's the new me? 1042 01:02:54,781 --> 01:02:57,336 What do you care? I thought you were over her. 1043 01:02:57,407 --> 01:02:59,864 She's got some new fucking boyfriend now. 1044 01:02:59,937 --> 01:03:04,729 You know him. That fuckin' guy with the bug with Bob Marley on the door. 1045 01:03:04,803 --> 01:03:07,139 - That greasy guy? - Yeah. 1046 01:03:07,205 --> 01:03:10,655 Dumped me for some white trash Rastafarian. 1047 01:03:11,977 --> 01:03:14,979 Bullshit. I envy you. 1048 01:03:15,051 --> 01:03:17,441 You got the good life now with Chelsea. 1049 01:03:17,516 --> 01:03:19,405 I got no kind of life with Chelsea. 1050 01:03:19,469 --> 01:03:22,340 You could have, if you put in any effort. 1051 01:03:22,415 --> 01:03:24,904 - She likes you. - What? 1052 01:03:24,976 --> 01:03:26,603 That's fine. 1053 01:03:26,674 --> 01:03:29,491 I want you two to be happy together. 1054 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:33,617 Are you talking about the party when she came up to my room? 1055 01:03:33,686 --> 01:03:37,300 Has this been an issue for you? You've been stewing on this. 1056 01:03:37,369 --> 01:03:39,704 She did that to make you jealous. 1057 01:03:39,771 --> 01:03:41,560 Yeah. Yeah, I'll bet. 1058 01:03:41,628 --> 01:03:44,597 She only came up there to provoke a response. 1059 01:03:44,670 --> 01:03:48,284 What does it take to light a fire under your ass anyway? 1060 01:03:53,763 --> 01:03:56,099 You're unbelievable, man. You know that? 1061 01:03:56,166 --> 01:04:00,424 You get off on being a poor little guy who can't get a girlfriend? 1062 01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:03,938 I'll tell you what else she did. She put my balls in her mouth. 1063 01:04:04,010 --> 01:04:07,143 She put my nuts in her mouth and hummed "The Star-Spangled Banner." 1064 01:04:09,966 --> 01:04:12,783 All right. See? There you go. 1065 01:04:12,848 --> 01:04:16,146 What the fuck's the matter... All right. Take it easy! 1066 01:04:16,210 --> 01:04:18,765 Jesus Christ! All right! 1067 01:04:18,836 --> 01:04:22,799 I made all that shit up. I was trying to piss you off. 1068 01:04:22,870 --> 01:04:25,141 She's a fine young lady... 1069 01:04:25,208 --> 01:04:28,559 fine, upstanding young citizen. 1070 01:04:30,171 --> 01:04:32,791 Nice little titties too. 1071 01:04:32,861 --> 01:04:35,613 I'm sorry, man. I was just kidding. 1072 01:04:36,704 --> 01:04:39,291 I'm a bigger dumb shit than you are. 1073 01:04:39,361 --> 01:04:42,876 I'm getting advice from you, and you're carrying a torch for Dina. 1074 01:04:44,997 --> 01:04:48,797 That's right. See how great having a girlfriend is? 1075 01:04:48,871 --> 01:04:51,721 Aren't you just dying for a steady gal pal... 1076 01:04:51,785 --> 01:04:54,242 who'll love, cherish and betray you? 1077 01:04:54,315 --> 01:04:57,448 You should try it. It's a lot of fun. 1078 01:05:10,069 --> 01:05:11,696 All right, you guys. 1079 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,095 Tremendous. 1080 01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:17,551 - Nice meeting you, Rob. - Nice meeting you. 1081 01:05:17,626 --> 01:05:20,180 See you. I'll see you later. 1082 01:05:20,252 --> 01:05:22,107 All right. I'll call you. 1083 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:25,051 - Bye. - We'll talk. 1084 01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:27,576 So, you met the mom, huh? 1085 01:05:27,649 --> 01:05:31,196 Yeah. We went for chowder and went up to the Mystery Spot. 1086 01:05:31,268 --> 01:05:33,986 It was boring. 1087 01:05:34,052 --> 01:05:37,186 Looked like you were hitting it off. What's up with that? 1088 01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:41,408 If you want to call it that. 1089 01:05:41,482 --> 01:05:43,785 - You got lipstick on you. - What? 1090 01:05:43,852 --> 01:05:47,564 Stop playing house darts! You're wrecking the furniture. 1091 01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:49,420 All right! House darts! 1092 01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:50,982 Forget it, Rob! 1093 01:05:51,056 --> 01:05:52,682 Stop with the darts! 1094 01:05:54,963 --> 01:05:56,490 You're so cool. 1095 01:05:56,563 --> 01:05:58,954 Guys, we've got some beers here. 1096 01:06:01,175 --> 01:06:04,526 The fine brew. The elixir of the gods. 1097 01:06:04,601 --> 01:06:07,024 I realize now that my only salvation... 1098 01:06:07,099 --> 01:06:09,621 lies at the bottom of this bottle. 1099 01:06:09,693 --> 01:06:12,477 Uh, guys? Are you guys really staying? 1100 01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,574 What does that mean? 1101 01:06:15,648 --> 01:06:18,967 It's just that Stew and those guys down the street... 1102 01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:21,019 just asked me to move in. 1103 01:06:21,091 --> 01:06:24,127 Unless you guys are staying, then I'll be moving there. 1104 01:06:24,198 --> 01:06:25,922 So you'd sell us out? 1105 01:06:25,991 --> 01:06:29,473 No. I just wanted to be sure before I said no. 1106 01:06:29,545 --> 01:06:31,434 Is everyone for sure staying? 1107 01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,697 Yeah, we're fuckin' staying, man! 1108 01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:38,505 I can't leave this place yet. 1109 01:06:38,575 --> 01:06:41,838 Slosh, what's the matter with you? We got a beach party to go to. 1110 01:06:41,905 --> 01:06:45,519 Brew these fuckin' guys before we all die of thirst here. 1111 01:06:49,975 --> 01:06:53,075 Fine. Forget it. Fuck you, then. Mickey, come on. 1112 01:06:54,521 --> 01:06:57,906 Dennis, come on. Pound these down. The fun's just beginning. 1113 01:06:57,979 --> 01:07:00,184 Up the academy, right? 1114 01:07:01,502 --> 01:07:03,129 This is the fun. 1115 01:07:20,490 --> 01:07:22,051 - Jack. - What? 1116 01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:25,191 Would you mind maybe staying outside? 1117 01:07:26,670 --> 01:07:28,941 What for? They got free cocktails. 1118 01:07:29,008 --> 01:07:33,004 I know. But you're all amped up, and you hate Luther anyway. 1119 01:07:33,074 --> 01:07:36,557 Just let me get in, get the job. I'll be out in two seconds. 1120 01:07:36,629 --> 01:07:39,380 You better fucking bring me something. 1121 01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:42,350 You want me to stay out here with you? 1122 01:07:49,917 --> 01:07:53,116 This is spiffy. This is where our tuition goes. 1123 01:07:53,184 --> 01:07:54,843 Little taco things! 1124 01:07:59,780 --> 01:08:03,906 There you are, Dennis. You brought the entire motley crew with you. 1125 01:08:03,974 --> 01:08:07,839 Luther, good to see you. I'll see you guys later. 1126 01:08:11,276 --> 01:08:14,311 I was going to introduce you to the rest of the faculty... 1127 01:08:14,381 --> 01:08:17,318 but you know most of them, and those you don't are so boring... 1128 01:08:17,392 --> 01:08:19,248 I think we'll skip that. 1129 01:08:19,313 --> 01:08:20,907 Really? 1130 01:08:20,978 --> 01:08:23,314 Dennis, I would so much prefer... 1131 01:08:23,379 --> 01:08:26,196 to be naked and drunk on a beach in Thailand... 1132 01:08:26,261 --> 01:08:28,629 than here wrestling for tenure. 1133 01:08:29,751 --> 01:08:31,607 I know what you mean. 1134 01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:34,708 Sometimes you get sick of playing the game. 1135 01:08:35,963 --> 01:08:38,932 I am old and cynical. I'm allowed to be bitter. 1136 01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:42,652 You're still young. You should be filled with ideals. 1137 01:08:43,873 --> 01:08:46,329 If I was a Peruvian Indian, the last place I'd want... 1138 01:08:46,402 --> 01:08:50,179 my harvest totem planted would be in this pseudo-intellectual shit-house. 1139 01:08:50,245 --> 01:08:52,515 There goes Rossi... 1140 01:08:52,582 --> 01:08:57,026 the man who almost single-handedly sunk the theater department. 1141 01:08:57,097 --> 01:08:59,749 Did you see their production of The Crucible? 1142 01:08:59,819 --> 01:09:02,789 With the surfer guy playing the lead pilgrim? 1143 01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:09,384 Oh, dear. It's all going down so fast. 1144 01:09:09,457 --> 01:09:12,808 But, if we're smart, we can winnow out a little place... 1145 01:09:12,883 --> 01:09:14,411 and sit and fiddle... 1146 01:09:14,485 --> 01:09:17,935 and watch the whole damn civilization burn down. 1147 01:09:18,007 --> 01:09:21,075 It'd beat a jab in the eye with a sharp stick any day. 1148 01:09:23,002 --> 01:09:25,622 We're going to have a lot of laughs together. 1149 01:09:25,692 --> 01:09:27,865 You know... 1150 01:09:27,934 --> 01:09:31,198 my life really needs a good kick in the backside. 1151 01:09:31,264 --> 01:09:34,976 I'm 48 years of age. My friends are turning into fossils. 1152 01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,531 I so desperately need... 1153 01:09:37,603 --> 01:09:41,468 a young person to give my life a little jump start. 1154 01:09:46,121 --> 01:09:49,899 Let's make sure that we're both turned to the same page here. 1155 01:09:50,956 --> 01:09:53,478 I thought this was about my work... 1156 01:09:53,550 --> 01:09:57,197 not extracurricular fun and games together. 1157 01:09:57,264 --> 01:09:59,404 It is about your work. 1158 01:09:59,474 --> 01:10:02,378 Don't forget, art comes from the soul. 1159 01:10:02,452 --> 01:10:05,487 Love of one leads naturally to an appreciation of the other. 1160 01:10:05,557 --> 01:10:08,821 Okay, I can see I've overstepped the bounds of your interest. 1161 01:10:08,888 --> 01:10:11,312 Fine. Forget it. 1162 01:10:11,385 --> 01:10:14,704 After all, it really is your painting I'm interested in. 1163 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,195 You've got a pretty good scam going on here, man. 1164 01:10:24,226 --> 01:10:25,918 I'll see you around. 1165 01:10:29,158 --> 01:10:32,291 I want you to know that I am sincere. 1166 01:10:32,359 --> 01:10:34,018 Photography. 1167 01:10:34,088 --> 01:10:36,545 I am a photographer, not a painter. 1168 01:10:46,001 --> 01:10:49,778 I can't believe I'm hanging out with all these fucking art wankers. 1169 01:10:51,027 --> 01:10:54,161 Wait a minute. What happened to your job interview? 1170 01:10:56,568 --> 01:10:58,424 Well... 1171 01:10:58,489 --> 01:11:02,321 I never thought I would say this, but... 1172 01:11:02,395 --> 01:11:05,331 all I am is a pretty face. 1173 01:11:08,543 --> 01:11:09,918 Ouch. 1174 01:11:10,977 --> 01:11:14,110 I hate it when I'm right all the time. 1175 01:11:15,299 --> 01:11:17,275 Luther's a bozo deluxe. 1176 01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:20,481 I mean, my degree, it's just a fucking joke. 1177 01:11:23,785 --> 01:11:26,470 It's getting stale real fast, man. 1178 01:11:26,539 --> 01:11:29,388 Dudes, I saw Dennis out back with Jack. 1179 01:11:29,452 --> 01:11:32,138 Didn't seem like things worked out with Luther. 1180 01:11:32,207 --> 01:11:33,866 - There they are. - Where? 1181 01:11:33,935 --> 01:11:37,003 They just took off down the hill with the chain saw. 1182 01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:46,035 Shall we? 1183 01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,008 Go! 1184 01:12:05,829 --> 01:12:08,067 - Dear bloody Jesus Christ. - Call Security. 1185 01:12:17,388 --> 01:12:19,276 Let's get out of here! 1186 01:12:32,789 --> 01:12:36,272 - What's the time, man? - It's time for love. 1187 01:12:36,344 --> 01:12:39,063 We're through with the monkey business, kids. 1188 01:12:41,051 --> 01:12:43,387 Very nice. 1189 01:12:43,452 --> 01:12:44,882 Fuck me. 1190 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,486 What's wrong? 1191 01:12:48,159 --> 01:12:49,721 Oh, Dina. 1192 01:12:52,739 --> 01:12:54,595 Can you believe that shit? 1193 01:12:55,909 --> 01:12:57,819 Fucking bitch. 1194 01:12:57,894 --> 01:12:59,750 She has to come here. 1195 01:13:06,764 --> 01:13:09,253 Fuck it. I don't give a shit. 1196 01:13:17,234 --> 01:13:21,394 Fuck it. I'm just going to sit here in the dunes and drink myself stupid. 1197 01:13:28,122 --> 01:13:29,650 So... 1198 01:13:29,723 --> 01:13:31,000 Josh... 1199 01:13:31,068 --> 01:13:33,655 what's it like not being in school? 1200 01:13:33,725 --> 01:13:35,799 It's a lot less strife. 1201 01:13:35,871 --> 01:13:38,361 You get a job, pay for the rent. 1202 01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:42,047 You get bored, you quit and move on to the next one. 1203 01:13:42,115 --> 01:13:45,565 Yeah? You enjoy yourself at least? 1204 01:13:45,638 --> 01:13:48,607 Yeah, I am. Mainly thanks to you, bro. 1205 01:13:50,569 --> 01:13:52,326 How's that? 1206 01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:55,942 I always admire the way you always do what you want. 1207 01:13:56,012 --> 01:13:57,988 Some of it rubbed off on me. 1208 01:13:59,631 --> 01:14:01,672 Yeah, but you got kicked out of school. 1209 01:14:01,744 --> 01:14:04,845 Yeah. That wasn't me then. 1210 01:14:04,914 --> 01:14:07,403 I was still that other guy. 1211 01:14:08,468 --> 01:14:11,317 Great. Give me credit for ruining your life. 1212 01:14:11,382 --> 01:14:14,864 I showed you how to be a fucking drunk slob. 1213 01:14:14,936 --> 01:14:17,393 Is that what you guys all think? 1214 01:14:17,466 --> 01:14:20,283 That I'm some fucking out-of-control idiot? 1215 01:14:22,173 --> 01:14:24,117 I'm not, man. 1216 01:14:24,190 --> 01:14:27,870 I looked at all my options, made a choice and went with it. 1217 01:14:27,937 --> 01:14:30,841 You went with what? What do you got? 1218 01:14:30,915 --> 01:14:32,443 No more fear. 1219 01:14:33,797 --> 01:14:36,613 I never really wanted to be in college... 1220 01:14:36,679 --> 01:14:39,430 so I started fucking around and flunked out. 1221 01:14:39,496 --> 01:14:42,662 I thought the world would end. It didn't. 1222 01:14:43,819 --> 01:14:45,227 That's when I realized... 1223 01:14:45,293 --> 01:14:47,203 you just got to throw caution out the door... 1224 01:14:47,277 --> 01:14:49,646 and let life hit you full in the face... 1225 01:14:49,711 --> 01:14:53,291 live life like a fucking dog that rides in a car... 1226 01:14:53,361 --> 01:14:55,949 head out the window, ears flapping in the breeze. 1227 01:14:56,019 --> 01:14:58,508 Of all people, I thought you'd understand that. 1228 01:14:58,581 --> 01:15:01,168 Changed my life, man. 1229 01:15:02,615 --> 01:15:05,781 Shit, I don't know what the fuck's going to happen next week... 1230 01:15:07,194 --> 01:15:08,788 but I'm not afraid. 1231 01:15:10,492 --> 01:15:12,501 No more fear, huh? 1232 01:15:12,574 --> 01:15:15,838 You figured that out by watching me flail around like a dummy? 1233 01:15:15,904 --> 01:15:17,334 I guess so. 1234 01:15:17,409 --> 01:15:19,385 Goody for you. 1235 01:15:19,459 --> 01:15:21,631 Meanwhile, the answer to my every hope and prayer... 1236 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,742 is down there with her new boyfriend's dick in her mouth. 1237 01:15:25,543 --> 01:15:29,255 Man, you got to figure this out and move on. 1238 01:15:29,321 --> 01:15:31,330 Why don't you go talk to her? 1239 01:15:31,403 --> 01:15:33,608 Whatever goes down goes down, and that's cool. 1240 01:15:33,676 --> 01:15:36,329 What the fuck do you know? 1241 01:15:36,398 --> 01:15:38,821 Dog's head flapping in the wind. 1242 01:15:38,895 --> 01:15:40,871 Fucking idiot. 1243 01:15:40,945 --> 01:15:42,636 - You have. - Yeah. 1244 01:15:47,381 --> 01:15:50,645 Hey, Dina. Can I talk to you for a second? 1245 01:16:09,924 --> 01:16:13,053 So what? Is that what you needed your freedom for? 1246 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,298 To go out with that guy? 1247 01:16:15,367 --> 01:16:17,059 He's a little defensive. 1248 01:16:17,128 --> 01:16:19,038 And how would you feel? 1249 01:16:19,113 --> 01:16:22,793 I've got some deranged ex-boyfriend calling me at night, harassing me. 1250 01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:26,277 I wasn't harassing you. I said "fuck you" once. 1251 01:16:26,350 --> 01:16:29,167 I was drunk. Jesus Christ, give me a break. 1252 01:16:29,232 --> 01:16:31,885 Once is plenty. Do you have to be such a dick? 1253 01:16:31,954 --> 01:16:34,410 You don't even know him. 1254 01:16:34,483 --> 01:16:36,819 All right. Hold on one second. 1255 01:16:36,884 --> 01:16:39,701 This is not how I imagined this conversation happening. 1256 01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:42,670 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. 1257 01:16:42,745 --> 01:16:44,601 Let's just start over, okay? 1258 01:16:45,786 --> 01:16:49,564 I'd like to try the whole thing over again... 1259 01:16:50,878 --> 01:16:52,188 our relationship. 1260 01:16:54,112 --> 01:16:55,455 Wait a minute. 1261 01:16:55,521 --> 01:16:57,016 Listen to me. 1262 01:16:57,090 --> 01:17:00,354 Whatever's wrong with it, I can fix it. 1263 01:17:01,829 --> 01:17:05,410 I'm more in love with you now than I ever have been. 1264 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:08,296 I realized it the other day when I saw you... 1265 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:11,593 kissing him while he was waiting for the light to change. 1266 01:17:13,229 --> 01:17:15,565 You used to do that to me. 1267 01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:18,763 What is so special about me? Why do you even care? 1268 01:17:19,953 --> 01:17:23,884 I don't know. I don't know what's going on anymore. 1269 01:17:23,955 --> 01:17:27,754 When I was fucking 18, 19, I was great. 1270 01:17:27,830 --> 01:17:30,898 I had a fucking blast. I had a great time. 1271 01:17:30,968 --> 01:17:35,248 And now it's like nothing's funny anymore, nothing makes me laugh. 1272 01:17:35,323 --> 01:17:37,015 I mean, not really. 1273 01:17:37,084 --> 01:17:38,973 I'm 22 years old. 1274 01:17:39,037 --> 01:17:40,948 Three lousy years went by. 1275 01:17:41,023 --> 01:17:42,879 Where's all the funny shit? 1276 01:17:42,944 --> 01:17:45,335 What the fuck happened? 1277 01:17:45,409 --> 01:17:47,745 'Cause I'm totally fucking miserable now... 1278 01:17:47,811 --> 01:17:50,115 and it's like I'm asking myself... 1279 01:17:50,181 --> 01:17:52,255 "Is this all I got?" 1280 01:17:52,326 --> 01:17:54,880 I mean, isn't there a third option... 1281 01:17:54,951 --> 01:17:57,953 between burning out and then fading away? 1282 01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:00,906 Is that all I get? 1283 01:18:02,701 --> 01:18:04,873 You know, and I realized... 1284 01:18:05,935 --> 01:18:07,496 I figured it out. 1285 01:18:10,930 --> 01:18:12,753 It's you. 1286 01:18:12,819 --> 01:18:14,675 I mean... 1287 01:18:14,741 --> 01:18:17,077 you're what's going to keep me sane. 1288 01:18:18,839 --> 01:18:21,459 You're not in love with me, Jack. 1289 01:18:21,529 --> 01:18:23,156 Okay? Listen to me. 1290 01:18:23,226 --> 01:18:25,562 I'll tell you what you're doing. 1291 01:18:25,628 --> 01:18:27,123 You're obsessing... 1292 01:18:27,197 --> 01:18:29,053 and you have to stop... 1293 01:18:29,118 --> 01:18:31,542 because you are starting to scare me. 1294 01:18:31,615 --> 01:18:33,821 No. Dina, listen to me. 1295 01:18:33,889 --> 01:18:36,706 I'm telling you, this is love. This is real love. 1296 01:18:36,771 --> 01:18:39,041 This is like fucking poet love. 1297 01:18:39,109 --> 01:18:42,274 I feel it in my marrow. I love you. 1298 01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:45,061 I don't care. I don't know how else to say it. 1299 01:18:45,129 --> 01:18:47,497 I'm not going to be your security blanket. 1300 01:18:52,685 --> 01:18:56,299 Dina, wait a second. Dina, please! Okay? 1301 01:18:56,368 --> 01:18:58,224 Don't do this to me. 1302 01:18:59,634 --> 01:19:02,024 Please, Dina. I'm begging you. 1303 01:19:03,284 --> 01:19:05,741 "This is poet love"! 1304 01:19:05,814 --> 01:19:07,376 What a fucking loser! 1305 01:19:10,649 --> 01:19:13,017 So much for sweeping her off her feet. 1306 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:14,458 Thanks, Ma. 1307 01:19:14,524 --> 01:19:16,860 I had the boys strap my dignity to the hood of the car... 1308 01:19:16,925 --> 01:19:18,617 and we headed home. 1309 01:19:21,248 --> 01:19:22,624 All right. 1310 01:19:23,585 --> 01:19:25,561 House darts, anyone? Anyone? 1311 01:19:25,635 --> 01:19:27,491 Oh, yeah. Hey, house darts! 1312 01:19:27,556 --> 01:19:29,794 I got to talk to you. 1313 01:19:29,861 --> 01:19:33,639 If you don't want to talk, that's fine. I'll be upstairs. 1314 01:19:36,842 --> 01:19:39,047 Sideburn. 1315 01:19:39,116 --> 01:19:41,539 - Little Hawaiian thing. - Pelvis. 1316 01:19:42,766 --> 01:19:46,478 What's the deal with this painting? I've always hated this painting. 1317 01:19:46,544 --> 01:19:47,919 Who's is it? 1318 01:19:47,986 --> 01:19:49,929 It's, uh, what's his name. Fishfucker. 1319 01:19:50,003 --> 01:19:53,136 - The guy who used to be in my room. - Yeah. Cocksucker. 1320 01:19:56,247 --> 01:19:58,036 All right! 1321 01:19:59,065 --> 01:20:01,750 Elvis has left the building. 1322 01:20:06,334 --> 01:20:08,407 Can I come in? 1323 01:20:16,709 --> 01:20:18,084 So... 1324 01:20:19,334 --> 01:20:21,791 what are you so grumpy about? 1325 01:20:37,714 --> 01:20:39,122 I like you. 1326 01:20:41,268 --> 01:20:42,644 I like you too. 1327 01:20:42,709 --> 01:20:45,045 No. I'm not talking about that. 1328 01:20:46,295 --> 01:20:50,738 I like you, too, but I'm talking about something totally different. 1329 01:20:50,810 --> 01:20:52,338 See... 1330 01:20:52,411 --> 01:20:55,315 I like you, the kind of "like you"... 1331 01:20:55,390 --> 01:20:57,366 where I... 1332 01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,961 I get to see you naked. 1333 01:21:00,033 --> 01:21:01,921 Just hold on a minute. 1334 01:21:03,202 --> 01:21:06,401 See, I can't do this anymore. I can't. 1335 01:21:06,468 --> 01:21:09,634 This palsy-walsy thing is... You know... 1336 01:21:09,702 --> 01:21:13,982 Before you say anything, I just want you to know what to expect. 1337 01:21:15,434 --> 01:21:18,119 People are going to know that we're together. 1338 01:21:18,189 --> 01:21:21,507 - Is there anything else? - Just this. 1339 01:21:25,105 --> 01:21:27,495 I'll... be right back. 1340 01:21:34,775 --> 01:21:36,500 Time for another one. 1341 01:21:36,568 --> 01:21:37,943 Ready? 1342 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:41,271 What do you think you're doing? 1343 01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:43,927 Some drunk asshole broke a lamp. 1344 01:21:43,997 --> 01:21:46,387 Now he's about to smash this toaster. 1345 01:21:48,736 --> 01:21:51,192 - Put it back. - Can't do it. Sorry. 1346 01:21:51,265 --> 01:21:52,477 No go. 1347 01:21:52,547 --> 01:21:54,108 Come on, dude! 1348 01:21:55,589 --> 01:21:57,183 Don't break that. 1349 01:22:01,865 --> 01:22:04,168 - Thank you. - Why'd you do that? 1350 01:22:04,234 --> 01:22:07,138 'Cause it's mine, I don't want it anymore... 1351 01:22:07,212 --> 01:22:09,931 and I'm not leaving it here for the next clown who moves in. 1352 01:22:09,998 --> 01:22:13,513 - But we're staying. - Right, sure we are, Mick. 1353 01:22:13,584 --> 01:22:15,822 Not happening. Gots to go. 1354 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:20,049 When did you decide this? I was only upstairs for five seconds. 1355 01:22:21,077 --> 01:22:23,053 It's time to move on. 1356 01:22:23,126 --> 01:22:26,576 Whatever goes down goes down, and that's cool. 1357 01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:28,112 Am I right, Slosh? 1358 01:22:28,186 --> 01:22:30,740 - You got it, Grasshopper. - There we go. 1359 01:22:30,811 --> 01:22:34,261 - Why all of a sudden is it time? - It just is. 1360 01:22:34,334 --> 01:22:36,889 That's right. And this is how we say good-bye. 1361 01:22:38,336 --> 01:22:42,681 You have to smash the toaster? That makes no sense at all! 1362 01:22:42,755 --> 01:22:44,283 Sure, it does. 1363 01:22:44,356 --> 01:22:47,970 It's sort of like a Viking funeral. 1364 01:22:48,038 --> 01:22:50,691 Well, see, when a Viking chief kicked off... 1365 01:22:50,761 --> 01:22:52,835 they buried the ship with him. 1366 01:22:52,906 --> 01:22:55,274 That way, it was always special. 1367 01:22:55,339 --> 01:22:58,211 No one could despoil the memory. 1368 01:22:58,286 --> 01:23:00,142 Take this mug, for example. 1369 01:23:02,032 --> 01:23:04,106 It belonged to my grandmother. 1370 01:23:06,835 --> 01:23:08,844 I loved my nonna. 1371 01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,253 I mean, she practically raised me. 1372 01:23:12,759 --> 01:23:15,128 So, every time I see one of you troglodytes... 1373 01:23:15,192 --> 01:23:17,911 put your lips on the thing, it's just... 1374 01:23:19,163 --> 01:23:21,532 It's like you're kissing my grandmother. 1375 01:23:27,745 --> 01:23:30,168 Now I never have to worry about that again. 1376 01:23:30,243 --> 01:23:31,934 You love that mug. 1377 01:23:32,004 --> 01:23:34,394 Call it preservation through destruction. 1378 01:23:40,457 --> 01:23:43,274 Hey, Mickey, don't be that way. You have to be part of this too. 1379 01:23:43,339 --> 01:23:45,129 Let him go. 1380 01:23:45,196 --> 01:23:46,659 He'll be okay. 1381 01:23:50,351 --> 01:23:51,727 He's a madman! 1382 01:23:51,793 --> 01:23:53,255 He's berserk! 1383 01:24:11,261 --> 01:24:13,629 If the band's breaking up anyway... 1384 01:24:18,305 --> 01:24:19,932 - Whoa! - Shit! 1385 01:24:24,934 --> 01:24:26,790 Now you fucked up, Mickey. 1386 01:24:46,740 --> 01:24:48,050 Motherfucker! 1387 01:26:09,034 --> 01:26:10,890 It's got to go too, huh? 1388 01:26:10,955 --> 01:26:13,346 Got to destroy it to save it. 1389 01:26:16,398 --> 01:26:17,741 Man. 1390 01:26:20,049 --> 01:26:21,905 You know, Dennis... 1391 01:26:21,970 --> 01:26:24,306 I remember when I moved in here... 1392 01:26:24,372 --> 01:26:26,228 you hated my fucking guts. 1393 01:26:27,894 --> 01:26:30,351 Remember we shotgunned all those beers... 1394 01:26:30,424 --> 01:26:34,288 and you came downstairs and your slippers stuck to the floor? 1395 01:26:34,362 --> 01:26:36,218 You guys were such idiots. 1396 01:26:39,774 --> 01:26:43,038 I remember giving Slosh a ride home on my scooter... 1397 01:26:43,104 --> 01:26:45,276 and he threw up all over my back. 1398 01:26:47,107 --> 01:26:49,377 I'm never going to forget this place. 1399 01:27:09,297 --> 01:27:10,542 All right. 1400 01:27:32,192 --> 01:27:33,567 Oh, well. 1401 01:27:36,643 --> 01:27:38,269 Can I have that? 1402 01:27:54,190 --> 01:27:55,435 Well. 1403 01:28:20,896 --> 01:28:23,166 Think they'll track us down for the damages? 1404 01:28:23,233 --> 01:28:25,122 Not me. I'll be in Michigan. 1405 01:28:27,428 --> 01:28:30,245 Listen, as you segue... 1406 01:28:30,310 --> 01:28:33,214 into legendary status around here... 1407 01:28:33,288 --> 01:28:35,777 I just want you to know... 1408 01:28:35,849 --> 01:28:38,851 that the secret of your humble beginnings dies with me. 1409 01:28:41,005 --> 01:28:43,210 Thank you, Dennis, you know... 1410 01:28:43,278 --> 01:28:45,735 for, uh, everything. 1411 01:28:48,337 --> 01:28:49,713 So. 1412 01:28:50,739 --> 01:28:53,010 You ready to go? 1413 01:28:53,076 --> 01:28:56,045 You're going to start hassling me already, woman? 1414 01:28:56,118 --> 01:28:58,127 Maybe not just yet. 1415 01:28:58,200 --> 01:28:59,575 Come here. 1416 01:29:00,986 --> 01:29:02,994 Where are you headed? 1417 01:29:03,067 --> 01:29:07,096 I'll stay with my brother for a little while, I guess. 1418 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:09,688 Never going to be the same without you. 1419 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:11,616 Is that right? 1420 01:29:21,288 --> 01:29:23,198 - All right, brother. - Yeah, man. 1421 01:29:23,272 --> 01:29:25,957 - Take care of yourself. - Yeah. 1422 01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:30,956 I'll give you a call. 1423 01:29:31,021 --> 01:29:32,397 Bye. 1424 01:30:14,954 --> 01:30:17,225 I stay in touch with the Rancho boys. 1425 01:30:17,292 --> 01:30:19,464 They're still the best friends I ever had. 1426 01:30:19,533 --> 01:30:21,705 It's the bitch about getting older. You don't fling yourself... 1427 01:30:21,774 --> 01:30:24,329 into love and friendships the way you did before you got hurt. 1428 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:25,775 That's a damn shame. 110562

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