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(WHEELS RUMBLING OVER CONCRETE)
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(BELLS CHIMING)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(AIR WHOOSHING AND BELLS JINGLING)
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♪ (BING CROSBY AND
THE ANDREWS SISTERS SINGING) ♪
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Riding down Santa Claus Lane ♪
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♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer ♪
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♪ Are pulling on the reins... ♪
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WOMAN: (ON RADIO) Just two
shopping days left till Christmas
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and traffic is looking good
in the centre of town.
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Victoria Embankment is moving
smoothly in both directions.
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There does seem to be some sort
of hold up over Tower Bridge.
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I can see queues
on all approaches to it.
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There appears to be livestock.
No... It's reindeer.
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Reindeer! I repeat, reindeer,
running wild over Tower Bridge.
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♪ He's got a bag that is filled with toys
for the boys and girls again ♪
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♪ Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle ♪
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♪ What a beautiful sight ♪
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♪ Jump in bed, cover up your head ♪
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♪ 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Tonight ♪
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♪ Santa Claus comes tonight
Happy Days... ♪
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MAN: (ON RADIO) A surprising story today.
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We have reports of reindeer running loose
on the streets of London.
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Riding down Santa Claus Lane ♪
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♪ He doesn't care
if you're rich or poor, boy ♪
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♪ He loves you just the same ♪
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♪ Santa knows that
we're God's children... ♪
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Right...
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Mobile phone.
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One Rubik's cube.
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Oh... Unsolved.
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And one set of car keys.
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Sign there.
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- That your Tom, is it?
- Yeah, that was him two years ago.
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- Takes after you.
- Well, let's hope not.
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WOMAN: (ON TV) More now on our top story
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of the reindeer running loose
on the streets of London.
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There have been sightings
as far west as Ealing Broadway.
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No-one knows where they came from,
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so let's just hope
they're not Santa's reindeer,
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or there'll be a lot of disappointed
children this Christmas.
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Hey, quick! We have to stop the train!
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There are people on board!
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- We can't. The brakes have failed.
- Well, we have to.
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TOM: There's an old lady
stuck in the back seat!
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TONY: An old lady? Oh, no!
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But don't worry, she just made it out.
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TOM: No, the old lady got really
mangled up. She's in a mess.
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An old lady? Really?
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Ah! My legs! I can't feel my legs!
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Ah, but fortunately
there's an ambulance nearby.
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Nee-nah! Nee-nah!
And it saves the old lady's life.
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No, she's dead. She had a big cut
on her leg and bled out.
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(COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING)
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(COUGHING AGAIN)
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(CHOKING)
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Well, I hope all this death
and destruction's making you hungry.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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- Hello?
- STEVE: Hello. It's me.
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Hang on.
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Come on, Tom, let's play something else.
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- Are you out?
- STEVE: I'm out.
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- I'm pleased for you.
- Yeah, I'm pleased for me too.
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- How are you?
- I'm good.
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Uh, so, listen, I was just wondering
if I could pop by later
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and see Tom, if that's all right?
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- No, today's not a good day.
- Ah, come on, Ali.
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You can't just change the plans cos you
have something better to do tomorrow.
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No, I haven't got anything better to do.
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Well, we'll see you then. I've gotta go.
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All right. Thank... Thank you.
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Was that Dad?
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- Yeah, that was Steve.
- Why didn't you let him come over?
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Because you'll have more time
with him tomorrow.
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- What if he doesn't come tomorrow?
- He will.
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He won't if you're being
horrible to him.
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Tom...
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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(FAINT ASTRONAUT RADIO CHATTER)
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TONY: Just try and give him
the benefit of the doubt.
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I'm just scared he's gonna build Tom up
with promises and then let him down.
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TONY: Everybody deserves
a second chance.
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- ALI: Steve's had about 12.
- TONY: I know.
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TONY: Let's just try and have
a nice Christmas.
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(CROAKING)
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(BUZZING)
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Don't you like the fly?
Will you have a little grub?
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- (KNOCKING)
- Come in.
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(CROAKING)
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Mr Anderson, do take a seat.
No? Don't want a fly?
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(CROAKS)
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- Mince pie?
- Er, no, thank you.
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Do you understand what my job is?
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Yeah, it's to make sure that I don't
fall back into a life of crime.
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Yeah. Hmm. It's also
to catch you when you do.
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- And I will catch you.
- I'm not gonna do anything wrong.
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- I'm sure you hear that all the time.
- All the time.
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- But this time it's true.
- But this time it's true.
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I want you, for the next two months,
to come to this office
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every day at 5:00, starting tomorrow,
excluding Christmas Day.
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Is that clear?
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Miss an appointment
and I'll assume you're stealing,
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and I'll send you back to prison.
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Er, just for the record, I wasn't actually
at the stealing end of the business.
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- I was the getaway driver.
- Oh.
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That's right.
You were the getaway driver...
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Who didn't get away. (CHUCKLING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CRUNCHING)
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(BUZZING)
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(BUZZING)
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(GULPING AND BUZZING)
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(BUZZING)
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(GULPS)
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Is there any reason
why you are still here?
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No.
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(THUDS)
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(DOG HOWLING)
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(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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(SNORING)
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Hello?
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Hello!
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My letter.
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Argh!
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- Oh!
- (CLATTERING)
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Oh! Ooh!
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Ooh, ooh! Ahhh!
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I've been old for a thousand years
and I'm not getting any younger.
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- Are you the real Santa?
- Why, yes!
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Shouldn't you be in Lapland,
sorting out everyone's toys?
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Sorting out toys, working out
flight paths, feeding reindeer.
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Loading, stowing, stacking,
labelling, cladding,
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packing, ribboning, wrapping,
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and that's before I even think about
turning the Northern Lights on.
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MAN: (ON TV) Arcs,
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but more like curtains of... Of green.
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It doesn't look to me like
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- it's cascading down.
- (PHONE RINGS)
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It looks like it's rising
up from the ground.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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- Hello?
- TOM: (WHISPERING) Hello.
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Tom?
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I can't talk loudly or Mum will hear.
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Hello, mate. How are you?
How are you doing?
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Santa's in the garage.
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What?
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TOM: He says that
we've got to help him get home.
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- He says he knows you.
- Are you in the garage with a man?
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No, I'm in the house.
Santa's in the garage.
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Okay, Tom,
can you put your mum on, please?
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TOM: No, I can't.
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Santa says it has to be you.
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STEVE: Tom, listen to me...
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He's crashed his sleigh, lost his
reindeer, and if we don't help him...
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- Tom, go and get your mother. Please.
- No. I'm going back to the garage.
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- Santa wants to show me his plan.
- Tom.
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Tom.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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I'm worried about the reindeer.
It's only natural.
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Prancer is the oldest... Steve!
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Who the hell are you?
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- What are you doing?
- Who are you?
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- You know who I am.
- I what?
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- You know who I am.
- I haven't got a clue who you are.
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He's Santa!
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Okay, just so we're clear, the only
reason I haven't knocked your block off
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is because of him, so whatever
your reason is for being here now
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it better be a good one.
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I was running in my new sleigh.
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I came in too low, hit a telephone wire,
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got thrown off and hit my head.
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Tom?
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He's lost his reindeer, and if he doesn't get
to Lapland, Christmas is off.
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All right, Tom.
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When your father was your age,
he saw me.
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- What are you talking about?
- It was Christmas Eve.
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You saw a shooting star
racing across the heavens.
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- That was me.
- Tom?
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- Tom, are you in there?
- We need to help him, Steve.
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- Tom, who are you talking to?
- Go on, you get out of here.
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- And don't you ever come back.
- Bye, Tom. Don't worry.
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Tom, inside.
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- Steve.
- Toby.
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It's... It's Tony.
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ALI: What is it, T?
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It's nothing.
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It's just a cat.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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(DOGS BARKING)
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- Ooh!
- (THUDS)
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(CLATTERING)
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(DOGS BARKING)
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Hello, boys.
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Oh...
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Ooh.
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Ooh! Ooh, ooh.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Ooh!
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- Oh!
- (THUDS)
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(BARKING)
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(BARKING)
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Shh. Shh! It's me.
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There you are. You're all here.
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Thank goodness.
I was so worried about you.
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Antlers up. Who wants to go home?
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All of you? Right, leave it to me.
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Now, if I can just get them airborne...
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(SIREN WAILING)
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WOMAN: (ON TV) Toe tap right,
toe tap left.
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Swing the arms. Four more...
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MAN: (ON TV) This is the scene
from Sydney, Australia,
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where Christmas Eve begins
just like any other day.
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Big steps, count four.
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MAN: (ON TV) Yesterday we told you about
reindeer running over Tower Bridge,
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and now this festive story
has taken another mysterious twist.
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A man in his 60S, claiming to be
none other than Father Christmas,
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broke into Battersea Dogs Home,
where the reindeer are being housed,
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and tried to catapult them
over the fence.
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It looks like Santa will be
spending Christmas in prison.
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But don't worry, kids.
He's not the real Santa.
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How do we know?
Because Santa's reindeer can fly.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Ten sticks of rock.
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As a matter of fact,
they're called candy canes.
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Ten sticks of rock.
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- Letters.
- Forty-one.
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Forty-one letters.
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(INMATES JEERING)
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INMATE #1: Oi, pops!
What am I getting for Christmas?
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INMATE #2: Send him
a letter like everyone else!
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All right, lads, leave it out.
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INMATE #3: Oi, Santa! Are you gonna
escape up the chimney?
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Eh? (CHUCKLING)
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Right, stop. This one. This one.
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I'd get changed if I was you.
243
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,593
You can't keep me in here.
244
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,069
Room not to your liking, sir?
245
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:37,198
Oh, wait, I do apologise,
but all the sea-view rooms are taken.
246
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,785
Officer, please,
this is very, very important.
247
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,106
You have to let me out of here
or Christmas will be cancelled.
248
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,832
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)
249
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,338
(SPLATTING ON WINDOW GRILL)
250
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,740
Hello, mate.
251
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,775
Take me to see Santa or I'm not coming.
252
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,458
That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
253
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,752
I'll take it.
254
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,331
When are you going to
get rid of this old banger?
255
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,724
Oh, now, now.
This old banger treated us well.
256
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,935
- I made you both a packed lunch.
- Thank you.
257
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,605
- Have fun.
- We will.
258
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,899
Thank you.
259
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,113
- Bye.
- (KISSES TOM)
260
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,199
Love you.
261
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,538
I'm sorry about last night.
262
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,778
So, do you wanna go and see
Father Christmas?
263
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,863
What do you say we swing by Harrods?
264
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,631
Santa's in prison.
265
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,702
What? No. No. We can't go and see
that old fruitcake from last night.
266
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,870
He's not a fruitcake.
267
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,248
Well, he's definitely a few fries short
of a Happy Meal.
268
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,582
He's Santa.
269
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,835
Look, Tom, I can't get us into prison
to go and see him.
270
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,604
It's not possible. I'm sorry.
No, wait, wait, wait.
271
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,315
There might be a way.
272
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,655
Table six. You've got five minutes.
273
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,585
Right, I'll tell you what.
274
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:58,699
If I... When I prove
that he's not Father Christmas,
275
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,093
can we just forget all of this
and have a nice day together? Mm?
276
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:03,928
Okay.
277
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,222
(DOOR OPENS)
278
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,518
Oh.
279
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,191
Thank you for coming.
This place is horrible.
280
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,735
Yeah, well, it's not
a holiday camp, Nick.
281
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,947
- You know my name.
- I worked it out.
282
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:26,101
- How?
- Well, I thought of Saint Nicholas,
283
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,452
and then I abbreviated it to Saint Nick.
284
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:31,205
And then, I took away the "Saint".
285
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,583
(CHUCKLES)
That's exactly how I came to it.
286
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,153
Oh, wow! What do you know?
287
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,297
I tried other more elaborate names,
but that one seemed to stick.
288
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,550
- We've come to rescue you.
- Thank goodness.
289
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,761
Yeah, we thought we'd free your
reindeer and fly in and pick you up.
290
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:50,933
No, that wouldn't work because
the reindeer can't actually fly.
291
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:55,021
I mean, not by themselves, but...
Well, it's complicated.
292
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,592
But if you find the sleigh,
I mean, provided it's not broken,
293
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,151
then you might be able to.
294
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,403
Are you on medication?
295
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,183
Or worse, are you not on medication?
296
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:07,742
Ho, ho, ho!
297
00:22:08,076 --> 00:22:10,619
- You still don't believe I'm Santa.
- Do you wanna know why?
298
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,457
- Because I'm 30.
- But once you were seven.
299
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,752
Yeah, and I saw a shooting star.
Tell me something I don't know.
300
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,255
It was an exceptionally cold
Christmas night.
301
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,216
Your parents were drunk.
They'd been rowing.
302
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,428
- My parents got divorced.
- This was their last Christmas together.
303
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,724
You ran out into the back garden.
You were crying.
304
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,894
You heard a noise
in the skies above you.
305
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,106
The sound of bells, sleigh bells,
and that's when you saw me.
306
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,802
You knew it wasn't a shooting star.
307
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:45,154
That's just what your mother told you.
But you had proof.
308
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,351
You found a gift in the garden,
a gift that I had left for you.
309
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,619
What was it? Do you remember?
310
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,981
Why don't you tell me?
311
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,290
It was the most popular gift
of that year.
312
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:58,793
A Rubik's cube.
313
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,170
You still have it, don't you?
314
00:23:01,421 --> 00:23:03,464
Not because of me. Oh, no.
315
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,968
No, you kept it because that was
the last family Christmas you ever had.
316
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,806
How do you know that?
317
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,016
Because he's Santa.
318
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,936
Deep in your heart, you know who I am.
319
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,856
Deep in my heart, you're a nutbag.
320
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,859
(CHUCKLING)
321
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:29,323
The reindeer have been moved
to a private area in Richmond Park.
322
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,617
Go there. Seek out Dasher.
323
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,702
He knows what to do.
324
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,330
- Dasher speaks?
- He communicates.
325
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:38,290
Right, that's it,
I've had enough of this.
326
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,918
We haven't seen each other
in a very long time, Okay?
327
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:44,239
And I wouldn't ask this if it wasn't
the most important job in the world.
328
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,215
- Come on, we're going.
- We had a deal.
329
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,343
What, you wanna spend our day
looking for a talking reindeer?
330
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,012
- Yes.
- Okay, then, that's what we'll do.
331
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,014
- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
332
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,016
- Come on.
- One more thing.
333
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,645
How do I survive in this place?
334
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,106
Erm, stop pretending
to be Father Christmas.
335
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,482
Steve.
336
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:05,568
Go and see the barber.
337
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:08,112
- Er, I can't change my look.
- For advice.
338
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,115
Tell him I sent you.
339
00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,288
(BUZZING)
340
00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:27,256
Excuse me. Are you the barber?
341
00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,676
- No, I'm the vet.
- They keep animals here?
342
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:33,888
Yeah, they keep
all sorts of animals in here.
343
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,890
Do they keep reindeer?
344
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,393
- Are you trying to be funny?
- No, I'm trying to find the barber.
345
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,979
It's pretty obvious
I'm the barber, isn't it?
346
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:44,732
Steve Anderson said
you'd be able to help me.
347
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:48,068
- You know Steve?
- I know Steve very well.
348
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,347
- Do one.
- Eh?
349
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,655
Do one.
350
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,645
Any friend of Steve's a friend of mine.
351
00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:01,290
Oh, that's great news!
A friend is exactly what I need.
352
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,584
What can I do for you?
353
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,670
Well, it's rather a long story.
354
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,424
Take a seat, pops.
The one thing we've got in here is time.
355
00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:15,137
Well, I was born in Lapland
a long time ago.
356
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:17,749
Neighbourhood I grew up in
was a small town
357
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,267
in the Laughing Valley of Hohaho.
358
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:22,796
Although my childhood was happy,
359
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:27,441
one day an old woodcutter told me
about all the poverty in the world.
360
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,362
And I was so shocked
that I went straight to Elf City.
361
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:35,282
Now, the elves are wonderful
toy makers, as you know.
362
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:38,327
So I went there with a mission,
363
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,622
that on Christmas morning,
from that day forth,
364
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:43,958
every child would get a toy.
365
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,836
I know what you're thinking.
Where do the reindeer come in?
366
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,965
STEVE: Right, so there's six reindeer,
367
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,176
and they all look like, er, reindeer.
368
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,014
None of them appear to be talking,
but... No, hang on, one second.
369
00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:03,211
Oh, no, he's just eating grass.
370
00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:05,813
Why are you acting like an idiot, Steve?
371
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:09,468
You know, it wouldn't hurt you
to call me Dad once in a while,
372
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,527
'Cause, like it or lump it,
that's what I am.
373
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:13,153
Lump it.
374
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,992
You're not going over the fence.
Get off the fence.
375
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:21,120
Oi, you're not climbing over the fence.
376
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:26,709
Right, that's it, mister. Me and you
are now officially no longer friends.
377
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,072
So, as we speak, Steve and his son Tom
378
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,575
are rescuing my head reindeer, Dasher,
379
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,994
who will then lead them
to my new magic sleigh.
380
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:39,179
They will then be able to fly in
and spring me from prison.
381
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,684
Well, me first advice is
don't tell anyone about this.
382
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,545
- Yeah, not in here.
- Okay.
383
00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,714
In fact, I think it might be better
384
00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,857
if we create a whole
new back story for you.
385
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,761
You know, one where you won't end up
in a psychiatric unit.
386
00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:55,654
- You don't think they'll believe me?
- I'm positive they won't.
387
00:26:56,364 --> 00:27:00,868
So instead of "Santa Claus",
let's pretend your name's,
388
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,039
I don't know, something like
Mad Jimmy Claws.
389
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:09,376
You're a veteran safe cracker,
bank robber, all-round bad guy.
390
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,587
Mad Jimmy Claws?
391
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,839
Yeah. Do you like it?
392
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,258
- I think it's horrible.
- It's supposed to be.
393
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,388
Show me your gangster face.
394
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,807
- My what?
- Your mean face.
395
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,044
Hmm?
396
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:27,963
Now, if you're gonna be
Mad Jimmy Claws, you've gotta be...
397
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,397
- Mad.
- No, not mad crazy.
398
00:27:30,857 --> 00:27:32,107
Just mean.
399
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:33,442
Mean.
400
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:37,279
- No, mean.
- Mean.
401
00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,698
Don't ever do that again.
402
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:45,162
Okay, so, Dasher, if you are here,
403
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:48,832
your boss wants us
to spring him from prison,
404
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,628
and he says that you would
know what to do.
405
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,428
- Nothing.
- He might be shy.
406
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,347
Or he might be a reindeer
that doesn't speak.
407
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,434
Dasher, we're your friends.
408
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,879
We're not going to hurt you.
409
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:12,465
If you're here, just show yourself.
410
00:28:12,565 --> 00:28:14,274
(REINDEER GRUNTING)
411
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,362
(REINDEER FARTS)
412
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,864
(VERY LONG FART)
413
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,288
Santa didn't say he spoke.
He said he communicated.
414
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:30,833
That's not a communication.
That's a fart.
415
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,696
Hello, reindeer.
416
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:38,632
If any of you are trying to speak,
fart now.
417
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:42,094
(FARTING)
418
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,139
Oh, come on.
419
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,977
If one of you is Dasher, fart now.
420
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:53,605
Dasher's not here.
421
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,651
- What, that's your proof?
- No.
422
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:04,950
That's my proof.
423
00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,494
Santa has seven reindeer.
424
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:10,330
(REINDEER FARTING)
425
00:29:10,665 --> 00:29:12,541
All right, so what does that mean?
426
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,085
(SIREN WAILING)
427
00:29:16,504 --> 00:29:18,406
No, no, no, no. Quick, run!
428
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:22,926
This is Sierra 15. We're in pursuit
of a man and child on suspicion of...
429
00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:29,141
- Why are we chasing them?
- Suspected reindeer rustling.
430
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,337
(ENGINE FAILS TO START)
431
00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,590
- Oh, come on. Come on, come on.
- This van's rubbish.
432
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:36,966
She's a bit rusty.
433
00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:39,094
But that's what happens when
you've been locked up for two years.
434
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:40,652
- Come on!
- Hurry.
435
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,364
(TYRES SCREECH)
436
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,246
(SIREN WAILING)
437
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,737
This is bad, Tom.
This is really, really bad.
438
00:29:57,837 --> 00:30:01,089
If I get caught, I'm going straight
back to... Oh, my!
439
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,508
Dasher.
440
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,162
It's him. Do you think
he can fly us out of here?
441
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,914
No, I do not think
he can fly us out of here.
442
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:10,140
- Dasher, can you fly?
- (DASHER FARTS)
443
00:30:10,266 --> 00:30:12,127
Will you stop asking
him questions, please?
444
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,087
- It really is him, isn't it?
- Well, it is a reindeer, yes,
445
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,187
I will give you that.
446
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:20,677
I'm really sorry, I think we should
get back onto the road.
447
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:22,528
If we stay on the grass,
we're going to be blocked in.
448
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,739
- Gatehouse, this is Finkerton.
- MAN: (ON POLICE RADIO) Who?
449
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:28,309
- Sergeant Finkerton.
- Finker what?
450
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,687
Finkerton! Thames Valley Police.
451
00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:35,541
We have some traffic coming your way.
Be sure to stop it. Over!
452
00:30:39,879 --> 00:30:42,532
- What are we gonna do now?
- Well, we either stop or we don't.
453
00:30:42,632 --> 00:30:43,799
Don't!
454
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,350
That was brilliant!
455
00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:56,103
Yes, but definitely not within
the terms of my parole.
456
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,856
(SIREN WAILING)
457
00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:08,365
Not tough enough?
458
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,450
Well, you're walking
like you need the toilet.
459
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,119
All right.
460
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,956
- How about this?
- Yeah, come on.
461
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,963
- Fractionally better.
- Oh, good.
462
00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:28,176
Now, remember, anyone stares at you,
you stare right back at them, yeah?
463
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:30,929
Don't be afraid,
but don't be stupid either.
464
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:34,808
And if they won't budge,
tell 'em to get out of your face.
465
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,727
Get out of your face!
466
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,047
No, not get out of their face.
Get out of your face.
467
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,757
Get out of their face.
Get out of your face.
468
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,801
No. Get out of me face.
469
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,693
- Get out of me face.
- That's it, yeah.
470
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,387
- Yeah, Okay.
- Get out of me face.
471
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,322
- Get out of me face.
- Get out of me face.
472
00:31:48,656 --> 00:31:51,033
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Very good.
473
00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:53,144
Right, in the chair.
474
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,771
- Not...
- No, no, no, don't worry.
475
00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,873
I'm not gonna cut your beard.
Just a few finishing touches.
476
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:06,715
- What's he doing?
- Stop the van.
477
00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,176
- Why?
- Stop the van.
478
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,891
- I think he wants to get out.
- I wanna know how he got in.
479
00:32:28,237 --> 00:32:30,572
- TOM: Dad, hurry!
- STEVE: Wait up.
480
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:40,624
Dasher!
481
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,712
Dasher?
482
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,590
Dasher! If that really is your name.
483
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,388
Dasher!
484
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,310
(CLICKING)
485
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:49,151
(ENGINE WHIRRS AND STOPS)
486
00:33:52,321 --> 00:33:54,515
He really is Santa, isn't he?
487
00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,616
(SIREN WAILING)
488
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,912
♪ (N.W.A. RAPPING STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON) ♪
489
00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:06,277
♪ Straight outta Compton
It's a crazy brother named Ice Cube ♪
490
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,988
♪ From the stupid-dope gang
with a attitude ♪
491
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,491
♪ When I'm called off, I got a sawed-off ♪
492
00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,660
♪ Kick knowledge
and bodies are hauled off ♪
493
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,954
♪ You too, boy, if you get with me ♪
494
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,206
♪ The police are gonna have
to come and get me ♪
495
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:20,541
♪ Off your back,
that's how I'm goin' out ♪
496
00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:22,919
♪ For the sucka dumb brothas
that's showin' out ♪
497
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,296
♪ Some start to mumble,
They wanna rumble ♪
498
00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,632
♪ Mix 'em and cook 'em
in a pot like gumbo ♪
499
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:30,051
♪ Goin' off on everybody like that ♪
500
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:33,221
♪ With bass that's droppin' in your face ♪
501
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,030
♪ So give it up smooth... ♪
502
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,531
An elf!
503
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,410
What did you call me?
504
00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:44,081
Goodness. Why wasn't your absence
noted by your elf leader?
505
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,608
What are you, a comedian?
506
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,959
Are you part of Entwhistle's
theatre troupe?
507
00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:50,279
You'd best back up, crazy beard,
508
00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:52,407
before I slap that stupid grin
off your face.
509
00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,492
Wait a minute. I know what you're doing.
510
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,577
You're doing your mean face.
511
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,579
- My what?
- You're in character.
512
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,013
He's good.
513
00:35:00,223 --> 00:35:02,682
Except I have a secret weapon
up my sleeve.
514
00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:06,186
A song that no elf
can resist singing along to.
515
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:07,797
♪ (SINGING) ♪
516
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,299
♪ Elves are good, elves are strong ♪
517
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,218
♪ Making toys all night long ♪
518
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:15,138
♪ In the snow, in the rain
Making toys is not a strain ♪
519
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,140
♪ Working hard Stacking shelves ♪
520
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,450
♪ We don't know cos we are elves
We are elves, we are... ♪
521
00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,708
You're not an elf, are you?
522
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,211
No.
523
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:34,214
Do you know who the smallest people
in the world are?
524
00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:36,049
- Not elves?
- Bullies.
525
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,219
Inside, bullies are this small.
526
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:43,056
I'm bigger than you, pal. Remember that.
527
00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:49,229
I don't think calling someone an elf
is an insult, do you?
528
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,148
Yeah.
529
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:54,401
Oi, Sally, what are you doing here?
530
00:35:54,902 --> 00:35:57,154
I thought you was escaping last night.
531
00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,824
- Is his name Sally?
- His prison name's Sally.
532
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,119
Sally Gunnel, tunnel.
Cockney rhyming slang.
533
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:07,414
On account he tells everyone he's
digging a tunnel to get out of here.
534
00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,291
He's as mad as you.
535
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,959
(PHONE RINGS)
536
00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:13,545
Hello?
537
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:16,590
Oh, hello, mate. Will you put
that Santa bloke on, please?
538
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:19,509
What's going on?
What are you indulging this plan for?
539
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,595
Just put him on, mate, will you?
540
00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,598
- SANTA: Hello. Steve?
- Oh, yeah. Hello. Um...
541
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:27,976
So we found...
Well, we've got a reindeer
542
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:32,314
and some sort of a, well, yeah,
it's a weird sleigh thing.
543
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:34,717
Oh, Steve, that's great!
544
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,109
What should I do now?
545
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:39,362
Go to the rear of the vehicle,
546
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:43,392
and there you'll find a compartment
with a picture of a,
547
00:36:43,492 --> 00:36:45,702
- well, a rather nice picture of a...
- Elf in a jumpsuit?
548
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,830
Correct. Yes.
Now, there's a handle at the back.
549
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,775
Now, make sure it's secure,
550
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,111
but whatever you do
don't pull it all the way out
551
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,364
because that way you'd lose the magic
powder, which would be a disaster.
552
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:57,631
Uh...
553
00:36:58,966 --> 00:37:01,468
- Well, it's empty.
- No.
554
00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:05,805
Yeah. And all the... All the green
sort of dust stuff is all on the...
555
00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:07,224
It's all over the ground.
556
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,726
Well, well, well.
557
00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:12,255
If it ain't the one they call Santa C.
558
00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:15,148
No, his name's Jimmy. Jimmy Claws.
559
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:16,926
Who's talking to you, hairdresser?
560
00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,361
- I'm just making conversation.
- Well, don't.
561
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:23,531
Steve, get the emergency kit
out of the glove compartment.
562
00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:26,534
Where's the glove compartment?
Where's the... Hello?
563
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,495
STEVE: Hello?
564
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:35,335
I've heard you do a right moody
impression of Father Christmas.
565
00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:37,379
Ho, ho, ho!
566
00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:40,575
I mean, no, no, no.
567
00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:43,995
I'm Jimmy Claws, not Santa Claus.
568
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,346
- Get out of my face.
- What you say?
569
00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:50,517
I said, yes, I do a fine impression
of Santa Claus.
570
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:54,145
- Show me.
- What would you like me to say?
571
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,441
- What does FC normally say?
- "FC". I like that!
572
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,804
INMATE: "Hello, little girl.
Have you been good?
573
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:03,363
"Or you been really, really naughty?"
574
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:08,477
No, no, no. Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everyone.
575
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:10,188
Merry Christmas.
576
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,939
Now you're talking.
577
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:14,165
- You got the job.
- What job?
578
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:17,195
We're having a Christmas Eve party
later for the kids and the families.
579
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:18,821
We do it every year.
580
00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:23,091
I want you to dress up
as Father Christmas and do a turn.
581
00:38:23,342 --> 00:38:25,885
You know, we'll even have the guards
get you a costume.
582
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,930
- Would you do that for me?
- Oh, yes!
583
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:33,226
I mean, sure, I'll do that for you.
584
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,539
If all else fails.
585
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:09,512
If all else fails,
go to Hermey's Tower, Suffolk.
586
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,754
- We can't go to Suffolk.
- Why?
587
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,507
'Cause you've gotta be home at 4:00
and I've got a parole meeting at 5:00.
588
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:23,094
- But we're trying to save Christmas.
- And I'm trying to stay out of prison.
589
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,387
So you're just gonna quit?
590
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,364
I can't miss my parole meeting, Tom.
It's impossible. I'm sorry.
591
00:39:27,656 --> 00:39:29,684
Then Mum was right about you.
592
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,077
What do you mean? Why?
What did Mum say about me?
593
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:35,497
That you'd build me up with promises
and then let me down.
594
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:39,125
That's a very nasty thing to say,
and it's not true.
595
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:42,280
Well, no, actually, it is true.
596
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:45,116
I am immensely unreliable
and I always let people down,
597
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:48,077
which is precisely the reason
why Santa would never choose me
598
00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:50,303
for this so-called mission.
599
00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,999
Yeah? Well, he did.
So he must have had a good reason.
600
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,642
All I wanted today
was a chance to be a proper dad.
601
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,937
Do you have any idea how long
I've been waiting to see you?
602
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:01,272
Two years, one month and three days.
603
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,817
That's right.
604
00:40:04,151 --> 00:40:06,277
Santa's relying on you, Dad.
605
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,829
- (CROAKING)
- (LAUGHS)
606
00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,415
(PHONE RINGS)
607
00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:21,543
Hello.
608
00:40:21,752 --> 00:40:23,962
Hello, Miss Mawbury,
it's Steve Anderson here.
609
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:27,298
Oh, Steve.
To what do I owe this misfortune?
610
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:29,410
(CHUCKLES) Um...
611
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,996
I was just wondering
if it would be possible
612
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:35,082
to cancel...
Postpone our meeting until next week.
613
00:40:35,182 --> 00:40:38,184
You see, something quite important
has just come up with my son.
614
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,188
RUTH: My dear boy, if you don't
come and visit me today at 5:00,
615
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,858
then you'll be having
Christmas dinner behind bars.
616
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,902
- Comprende?
- Yeah, yeah, absolutely clear.
617
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,071
Well, thank you, thanks very much
for being so understanding.
618
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,574
All right. Bye-bye. Bye.
619
00:40:52,741 --> 00:40:54,409
Did you hear what I said?
620
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:59,038
Let's go save Christmas.
621
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,959
♪ (BOBBY HELMS SINGING JINGLE BELL ROCK) ♪
622
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,675
♪ Jingle bell,
jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪
623
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:15,039
♪ Jingle bells swing
and jingle bells ring ♪
624
00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:18,558
♪ Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun ♪
625
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:22,854
♪ Now the jingle hop has begun ♪
626
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:26,550
♪ Jingle bell,
jingle bell, jingle bell rock ♪
627
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:30,945
♪ Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time ♪
628
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:35,158
♪ Dancing and prancing
in Jingle Bell Square ♪
629
00:41:35,284 --> 00:41:38,328
♪ In the frosty air ♪
630
00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,648
♪ What a bright time ♪
631
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,707
♪ It's the right time ♪
632
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:46,127
♪ To rock the night away ♪
633
00:41:46,420 --> 00:41:50,757
♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪
634
00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:54,761
♪ To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh ♪
635
00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:58,765
♪ Giddy-up, jingle horse,
pick up your feet ♪
636
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,769
♪ Jingle around the clock ♪
637
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:06,674
♪ Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet ♪
638
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,943
♪ That's the jingle bell rock ♪
639
00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,864
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
jingle bell rock... ♪
640
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,283
This is amazing.
641
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,520
♪ ...in Jingle Bell time ♪
642
00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:22,857
♪ Dancing and prancing
in Jingle Bell Square ♪
643
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:26,459
♪ In the frosty air ♪
644
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:29,196
♪ What a bright time ♪
645
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,256
♪ It's the right time ♪
646
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,175
♪ To rock the night away ♪
647
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:39,514
♪ Jingle bell time is a swell time ♪
648
00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:43,393
♪ To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh ♪
649
00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:47,146
♪ Giddy-up, jingle horse,
pick up your feet... ♪
650
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,924
We are yet to ascertain
whether the stolen deer
651
00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:50,718
was one of those from the Tower Bridge
652
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,403
or one of the royal deer
living in the adjacent field.
653
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,681
You mean he could have stolen
the Queen's deer?
654
00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:57,448
That's right, sir.
655
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,436
So we have an offence against the realm.
656
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,246
Er... No, sir. That's...
657
00:43:03,455 --> 00:43:05,248
That's killing swans.
658
00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,959
(THUDS)
659
00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:09,460
(CROAKING)
660
00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,213
Hello, Ruth. Do come in.
661
00:43:12,756 --> 00:43:14,882
- Have you bought me a gift?
- No.
662
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:17,786
That's my toad.
He spends Christmas with me.
663
00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:22,098
Steve Anderson, on the other hand,
is going back to prison.
664
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:26,686
It would seem you do
have a gift for me after all.
665
00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:30,148
The name of our suspect.
666
00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:33,802
- (ENGINE SPUTTERS)
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
667
00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:35,930
- This is not good.
- What is it, Dad?
668
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,281
No, it's all right. Don't worry.
Just stay there.
669
00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:41,326
(STEAM HISSES)
670
00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,786
TOM: Will it be all right, Dad?
671
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,123
(COUGHS)
672
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,964
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
673
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,462
Look, the police are here.
Let me deal with it.
674
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:11,481
Don't say anything. And will
you close those curtains, please?
675
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:19,989
Hello, Officer.
676
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:23,409
- Looks like your head gasket's blown.
- Yeah.
677
00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:25,953
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, little man?
678
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:29,275
- We'll be fine, thank you.
- You got cover?
679
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:32,403
No, but a friend has got a breakdown
vehicle, so I'll just call him.
680
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,588
Okay, well, my advice would be
to sit up on the bank.
681
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:39,285
- Don't want anyone crashing into you.
- No, we don't. Thank you, sir.
682
00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,135
- Right.
- All right, you have a good
683
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,763
- (DASHER BELLOWS)
- day.
684
00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:47,058
(THUDDING AND CLATTERING)
685
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,046
So what have you got in there?
686
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:53,022
A... A dog.
687
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,967
Yeah? What kind of dog?
688
00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:56,943
(CLATTERING)
689
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,737
- A... A very big one.
- (JINGLING)
690
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:28,474
That's a funny-looking dog.
691
00:45:29,226 --> 00:45:31,712
Oh, God! Oh, no!
692
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:35,857
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Bad deer. Bad deer.
693
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,969
- Is he dead?
- No, he is not dead.
694
00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,820
Don't even say that.
695
00:45:41,530 --> 00:45:44,157
But he is gonna wake up in 10 minutes
with a very sore head.
696
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,075
What are we gonna do?
697
00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,064
It'll be fine, Dad. He'll understand.
698
00:45:50,164 --> 00:45:51,664
No, he won't.
699
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,834
♪ (THE SATURDAYS SINGING CHRISTMAS WRAPPING) ♪
700
00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,995
♪ "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong ♪
701
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:07,164
♪ Cos it is my favourite holiday ♪
702
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,916
♪ But all this year's been a busy blur ♪
703
00:46:09,016 --> 00:46:11,168
♪ Don't think I have the energy ♪
704
00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,128
♪ To add to my already mad rush ♪
705
00:46:13,228 --> 00:46:15,255
♪ Just cos it's "'tis the season" ♪
706
00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:17,508
♪ The perfect gift for me would be ♪
707
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,718
♪ Completions and connections left from ♪
708
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,595
♪ Last year, ski shop ♪
709
00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,639
♪ Encounter, most interesting ♪
710
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,557
♪ Had his number but never the time ♪
711
00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:27,601
♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines ♪
712
00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:29,687
♪ So deck those halls, trim those trees ♪
713
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,855
♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪
714
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:34,274
♪ I just need to catch my breath ♪
715
00:46:34,374 --> 00:46:36,793
♪ Christmas by myself this year ♪
716
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:39,212
(MUSIC STOPS)
717
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,881
Go on, get in, quick.
718
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:43,800
One sec.
719
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,350
It's all right.
We're not the first people to try that.
720
00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:55,895
Actually, we probably are.
721
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,375
- You've done well, pops.
- We did well.
722
00:47:18,377 --> 00:47:20,654
We couldn't have done it
without you, though.
723
00:47:20,754 --> 00:47:22,380
It's teamwork, that's all.
724
00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,867
Imagine what you men
could achieve on the outside
725
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:26,300
if you all pulled together.
726
00:47:26,468 --> 00:47:28,845
- Yeah.
- We talk about nothing else.
727
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,264
(LAUGHING)
728
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:44,735
- Who are you?
- I am what you see.
729
00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:50,934
Well, you've certainly got
the routine down if nothing else.
730
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,201
(CHUCKLES)
731
00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:56,038
I've got a mate of mine that can get hold
of some moody Christmas trees.
732
00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:58,108
With you dressed like that,
733
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,626
we can knock 'em out
for a bull's-eye a piece.
734
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,215
Your name's Roger Shaw.
735
00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,468
You grew up in Bethnal Green.
736
00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:13,389
When you were nine,
you wrote to me and asked for a bike.
737
00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:16,809
I brought you one. It was silver.
738
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:21,480
Two days later, your father sold it
to make ends meet.
739
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:31,490
Your name is Sam Peters.
You were born in Torquay, Devon.
740
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:35,036
When you were six, you wrote to me
and asked for a painting set.
741
00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,664
I brought you one
and you used it every day.
742
00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:43,336
Until your friends told you it was girly
and you threw it in the bin.
743
00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:50,927
Your name is Marlon Baxter.
744
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:54,248
When you were seven,
your mother left you
745
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:57,350
and your father and you wrote to me
asking for her to come home.
746
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,686
Well, that's not the sort of wish
I can grant.
747
00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:05,191
But she's alive
and living in Leeds in Yorkshire,
748
00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,528
and not a single day goes by
when she doesn't regret what she did.
749
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:16,369
Should I carry on?
750
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:18,871
No.
751
00:49:24,544 --> 00:49:28,047
I'm Santa, Father Christmas,
call me what you want.
752
00:49:28,715 --> 00:49:32,051
With the help of two friends,
I intend to escape from here tonight
753
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:35,638
so that I can deliver presents
to all the children in the world.
754
00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:38,557
Wait. What friends?
755
00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:42,770
Steve Anderson. You may know him.
And his son Tom.
756
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:47,441
You put the fate of Christmas
in the hands of that monkey?
757
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:50,528
Steve is very reliable.
758
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:54,782
Steve Anderson is a lot of things,
but reliable is not one of 'em.
759
00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:58,411
You stick with me, pops.
I'll get you out.
760
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,162
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
761
00:50:00,414 --> 00:50:02,941
Hello, hello, hello!
Come and get your tickets
762
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:06,210
to our fabulous production
of Cinderella!
763
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:08,697
Come and see me get my man.
764
00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:13,160
And here he is, his most excellent radiancy,
his royal Prince Charming.
765
00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:15,078
- Isn't that the van from earlier?
- Well, possibly.
766
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:18,055
But you either wanna pick up
a reindeer or you don't, and, besides,
767
00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:20,266
he could be anywhere now.
768
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,976
(PHONE RINGS)
769
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,394
(CAROLLERS SINGING IN BACKGROUND)
770
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:26,548
No. Hello, Alison.
771
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,315
Hello, Steve. How are things?
772
00:50:28,442 --> 00:50:31,011
Yeah, good, thank you, yeah.
We're having a lovely day.
773
00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:33,946
- How are you?
- I'm having a cup of tea with the police.
774
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,283
- Oh, that's not good, is it?
- Let me speak with Tom.
775
00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:38,951
All right.
776
00:50:39,327 --> 00:50:42,204
- It's your mum.
- Hey, Mum.
777
00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:43,789
Where are you, sweetie?
778
00:50:43,999 --> 00:50:45,943
Just saving Christmas with Dad.
779
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,111
Sweetheart,
we've been really worried about you.
780
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:51,547
- Your dad is in heaps of trouble.
- He didn't do anything wrong.
781
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,841
Look, you must tell me where you are.
782
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:55,134
No.
783
00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,011
STEVE: Hiya.
784
00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,388
Please, bring him home.
785
00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:04,143
Alison, you really need to just
trust me on this one, Okay?
786
00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:07,938
Hello, Steve. This is Ruth.
787
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:10,592
RUTH: Yes, I just wanted
to make you aware
788
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:14,153
that the only thing right now
between you and prison is me.
789
00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:17,323
This is your last chance.
790
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,867
GIRL: Mummy! Mummy, look!
791
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:31,337
I said to you, I said to you
just stay in the field, didn't I?
792
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,588
(FARTS)
793
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,340
(POLICE SIREN BLARING)
794
00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:39,220
It's Okay, everyone.
It's just part of the show. Come on.
795
00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:43,265
Tom, go in the theatre.
Go in the theatre.
796
00:51:45,685 --> 00:51:49,230
TOM: Dad, what's going on?
Dad, what are we doing?
797
00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:52,691
All right, mate?
798
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,529
♪ (DIANA ROSS SINGING I'M COMING OUT) ♪
799
00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,392
♪ I'm coming out ♪
800
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:02,894
♪ I want the world to know ♪
801
00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:05,204
♪ Got to let it show ♪
802
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,874
♪ I'm coming out ♪
803
00:52:09,167 --> 00:52:11,627
♪ I want the world to know ♪
804
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,963
♪ Got to let it show ♪
805
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,258
When I discovered
that they were smuggling a reindeer,
806
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,426
that's when the driver attacked me.
807
00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:21,621
NEWSCASTER: (ON TV)
Police are now searching for this man,
808
00:52:21,721 --> 00:52:24,791
thought to be accompanied by his son
and a stolen reindeer.
809
00:52:24,891 --> 00:52:26,251
♪ This time around ♪
810
00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:28,378
♪ I am gonna do it ♪
811
00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:30,464
♪ Like you never knew it ♪
812
00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,175
♪ Oh, I'll make it through ♪
813
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:35,135
♪ The time has come for me ♪
814
00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,319
♪ To break out of this shell ♪
815
00:52:37,571 --> 00:52:39,155
♪ I have to shout ♪
816
00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:41,699
♪ That I am coming out ♪
817
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:43,977
♪ I'm coming out ♪
818
00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:46,313
♪ I want the world to know ♪
819
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,247
Hermey's Tower, Suffolk?
820
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:50,207
The reindeer goes in the back.
821
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:52,710
♪ I'm coming out ♪
822
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,489
♪ I want the world to know ♪
823
00:52:55,589 --> 00:52:57,240
♪ Got to let it show ♪
824
00:52:57,340 --> 00:53:00,952
Dad, what's the latest we can get Santa
and still save Christmas?
825
00:53:01,052 --> 00:53:03,872
- TOM: I've put 11:00. Is that Okay?
- STEVE: Um, can we talk about it later?
826
00:53:03,972 --> 00:53:05,556
Hmm.
827
00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:08,251
♪ I'm coming ♪
828
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,212
♪ I'm coming out ♪
829
00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:11,338
♪ Coming... ♪
830
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,689
FC, come and taste this.
831
00:53:14,524 --> 00:53:16,984
- What is it?
- Magic trifle.
832
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,945
Magic trifle!
833
00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:28,829
Ohh. (GROANING)
834
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,504
It's horrible. What's in it?
835
00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,215
Prison-made alcohol.
836
00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:41,967
- Not to your liking?
- SANTA: No, no.
837
00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:44,538
Then I'll definitely swerve the cookies.
838
00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:46,305
(BELL JINGLING)
839
00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,015
What on earth are you wearing?
840
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:51,044
What do you mean, what am I wearing?
I'm Santa's little helper.
841
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:52,478
In more ways than one.
842
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,648
Stay close to him, cos he's
your insurance policy out of here.
843
00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:58,135
- What do you think of the costume?
- SANTA: Terrible.
844
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:00,819
The cuffs are wrong, collar's wrong
and the hat's completely wrong.
845
00:54:01,821 --> 00:54:02,905
Peter Pan.
846
00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:07,435
DRIVER: This is it.
847
00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:08,953
Hermey's Tower.
848
00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:18,295
Tom, will you just wait, please?
849
00:54:18,546 --> 00:54:19,990
I can wait too, if you like.
850
00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,242
Erm, no, we'll be all right from here.
851
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,493
Thanks very much, though.
852
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:25,636
You know,
I was the same after my divorce.
853
00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:28,305
Trying to do too much
to make things right.
854
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:29,682
It's Okay.
855
00:54:30,016 --> 00:54:33,185
Sometimes it's better to listen
to your heart more than to your head.
856
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:37,606
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
857
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,204
WOMAN: Where do you think he's heading?
858
00:54:52,539 --> 00:54:56,250
We're currently looking into whether
he has any friends or family in Suffolk.
859
00:54:57,210 --> 00:54:58,460
Would you like my take?
860
00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:02,464
Well, I can't help but feel
we're gonna get it.
861
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:06,218
I just received a phone call
from Lambeth Prison.
862
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,054
Steve broke his parole conditions
863
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:13,559
and paid a visit to this man.
864
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,103
I did a little research.
865
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:19,481
This picture is 20 years old.
866
00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:22,026
A friend of mine from the Yard
just sent it over.
867
00:55:22,193 --> 00:55:23,485
He looks the same age.
868
00:55:24,112 --> 00:55:26,405
His name is Harry Mitchell.
869
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:30,060
He was arrested Christmas '92
870
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,202
for trying to climb down
someone's chimney.
871
00:55:32,579 --> 00:55:35,247
Well, he's mad, obsessed with Christmas.
872
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:36,775
So what?
873
00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,860
He escaped out of the police vehicle
on the way from court.
874
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,627
They still don't know how he did it.
875
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,505
It would appear he's something
of an escape artist.
876
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:46,633
I just rang the governor at Lambeth
to let him know.
877
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:48,703
- What's going on?
- Come on, Harry,
878
00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:51,096
- you're coming with us.
- We're having a Christmas party.
879
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,333
- Where are you taking me?
- Back to your cell.
880
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:55,335
But there are children
waiting to see me.
881
00:55:55,435 --> 00:55:57,420
We're just running a few checks, Harry.
That's all.
882
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,772
Harry? Who's Harry?
883
00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,281
It's the same as the picture
in the book.
884
00:56:14,496 --> 00:56:16,080
Hello!
885
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:21,668
Hello!
886
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,090
Hello!
887
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,926
It's only got three sides!
888
00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:38,878
"Last collection 24th of December.
889
00:56:38,978 --> 00:56:40,979
"No collection after 12:00 midnight."
890
00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,400
What is this?
891
00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:54,368
- (RINGING TONE)
- Hello?
892
00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:56,495
Hello, mate.
Can I speak to Santa, please?
893
00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,247
What, you mean Harry Mitchell?
894
00:56:58,498 --> 00:56:59,665
What are you talking about?
895
00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:03,236
Father Christmas, Santa Claus,
whatever you wanna call him.
896
00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:06,171
His real name's Mitchell,
Harry Mitchell.
897
00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:10,509
- Go on.
- He's got previous.
898
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,971
Arrested in Bradford
on a burglary charge.
899
00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:16,390
He's some sort of scam man.
900
00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:19,351
They've got him on temporary lockdown
in his cell while they run checks.
901
00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:23,313
Give up on this joker, lad,
before you wind up back in here.
902
00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:25,858
Take care.
903
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:33,740
What's happened?
904
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:39,204
He's not Santa.
905
00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:41,206
- Yes, he is.
- He's not.
906
00:57:41,708 --> 00:57:43,735
But what about the sleigh? And Dasher?
907
00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:45,320
And all the stuff he knew about you?
908
00:57:45,420 --> 00:57:47,280
I don't know. Some sort of weird trick.
909
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:49,657
- It's not, Dad.
- Look, look around you, Son.
910
00:57:49,757 --> 00:57:54,094
It's not Santa's grotto.
It's some sort of a water tower.
911
00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:55,971
What about the book?
912
00:57:57,557 --> 00:57:58,807
What about it?
913
00:57:59,184 --> 00:58:01,059
I don't know.
Maybe we're in the wrong place.
914
00:58:01,227 --> 00:58:02,603
Maybe there's another tower.
915
00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,147
Okay, listen to me, Tom.
916
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,357
I'm in a great deal
of trouble, all right?
917
00:58:08,234 --> 00:58:11,403
The sooner we call off this whole
search thing, the better it'll be for me.
918
00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:15,532
(EXHALES)
919
00:58:16,242 --> 00:58:17,242
Thank you.
920
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:20,412
Lambeth Prison
have Harry Mitchell in his cell.
921
00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:24,317
- They obviously trust your instincts.
- Well, I'm glad somebody does.
922
00:58:24,417 --> 00:58:27,737
Well, maybe I do owe you
an apology. (CHUCKLES)
923
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:29,447
Hmm, that's very gracious of you.
924
00:58:29,547 --> 00:58:33,592
We don't have to be friends
for me to admire your wisdom.
925
00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:38,055
Find Steve Anderson
and we can all let our hair down.
926
00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:41,934
(MOBILE RINGING)
927
00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:44,019
Well, well, well.
928
00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:47,006
Steve.
929
00:58:47,106 --> 00:58:48,941
STEVE: All right, just listen to me
or I'm ringing off.
930
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:51,944
I didn't hit that policeman,
all right, in the van.
931
00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:53,862
It was Dasher.
932
00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:56,114
I mean, it was a reindeer.
933
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:57,991
As far as I'm concerned,
934
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:00,410
all you've done is miss
a parole meeting.
935
00:59:01,454 --> 00:59:02,564
You're not gonna send me back to prison?
936
00:59:02,664 --> 00:59:04,289
I won't send you back to prison.
937
00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:11,463
All right, we're, well, we're at a place
called Hermey's Tower in Suffolk.
938
00:59:11,839 --> 00:59:13,298
We'll wait for you here, all right?
939
00:59:15,635 --> 00:59:17,261
You're not sending him back to prison?
940
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:18,971
No.
941
00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:21,974
You are.
942
00:59:24,852 --> 00:59:26,144
Santa.
943
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:27,938
Barber!
944
00:59:29,315 --> 00:59:31,567
You've got to help me.
You've got to call Steve.
945
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:34,278
I just spoke to him.
He's through with you.
946
00:59:34,779 --> 00:59:36,780
Steve would never give up on Christmas.
947
00:59:37,156 --> 00:59:39,116
Steve knows all about Harry Mitchell.
948
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,159
Who?
949
00:59:42,036 --> 00:59:43,161
BARBER: You know who.
950
00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:48,125
Now, listen, you're getting a very
good friend of mine in a lot of trouble.
951
00:59:48,501 --> 00:59:49,710
And that can't happen.
952
00:59:50,086 --> 00:59:51,587
Do you understand me?
953
00:59:53,965 --> 00:59:56,075
SANTA: Barber, it's Christmas Eve!
954
00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:58,427
- You have to help me!
- INMATE: Shut it!
955
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,679
Why would someone lie
about something like this?
956
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,751
I don't know.
Sometimes adults like to tell fibs.
957
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:07,185
Yeah, but not about something
as big as this.
958
01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,426
Do you remember the last time
I saw you and I told you a story?
959
01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:14,594
It was a spaceman story
960
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:18,071
about an astronaut going on a long
and dangerous mission to Mars,
961
01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:21,434
and the only thing
to keep him going on this mission
962
01:00:21,534 --> 01:00:23,368
was the love that he had for his son.
963
01:00:24,495 --> 01:00:26,330
And I told you that story for a reason.
964
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,542
You didn't want me to forget you.
965
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:34,338
You wanted me to know that
someday you'd be a good dad.
966
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:39,009
You are a good dad. The best.
967
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:42,721
But that still doesn't explain
why Santa would lie.
968
01:00:44,098 --> 01:00:48,268
Well, I don't know. I mean, sometimes
people like to tell stories, you know?
969
01:00:48,394 --> 01:00:51,297
Maybe he just likes to tell people
that he's Santa Claus,
970
01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,565
flying around the world on his sleigh.
971
01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:02,475
TOM: It's the sky!
972
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:03,742
What is?
973
01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,854
That's the North Star.
974
01:01:06,954 --> 01:01:07,954
This is the Plough.
975
01:01:11,376 --> 01:01:13,418
So that... That's the North Star.
976
01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:16,546
Look, it's... It's a code.
977
01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,717
So, if I move this to here
978
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:25,472
and this to here...
979
01:01:26,265 --> 01:01:28,433
(CLANKING AND WHIRRING)
980
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,019
(RUMBLING)
981
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,652
This isn't a map.
982
01:01:54,752 --> 01:01:56,863
This is instructions.
983
01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:59,214
And that's not a tower.
It's a letter box.
984
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:02,134
This must be one of the routes
for the letters to get to Lapland.
985
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:19,260
This must be a slide
for Santa to get to Lapland.
986
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,903
You can't take a slide all the way
to Lapland. It would take weeks.
987
01:02:22,155 --> 01:02:23,806
- Well, let's go down it.
- Oh, no, we won't.
988
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:24,990
(DASHER BELLOWS)
989
01:02:25,992 --> 01:02:27,534
- What?
- (FARTS)
990
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,313
Sometimes you fart, sometimes
you truffle. Be more specific.
991
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,414
- He's telling us to go.
- Tom, no!
992
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:38,003
Tom!
993
01:02:41,424 --> 01:02:43,508
Tom!
994
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,388
Tom!
995
01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,349
Tom, where are you?
996
01:02:57,273 --> 01:02:59,676
Tom! Tom! Tom!
997
01:02:59,776 --> 01:03:01,219
Tom, can you hear me?
998
01:03:01,319 --> 01:03:02,652
Dad!
999
01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:08,533
Dad?
1000
01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:12,271
No. Oh, no.
1001
01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:13,789
Tom. Tom!
1002
01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:15,457
Tom!
1003
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:18,668
Tom, where are you?
1004
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,420
Tom!
1005
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:22,088
Dad!
1006
01:03:23,090 --> 01:03:24,549
Dad!
1007
01:03:38,105 --> 01:03:40,190
(BEEPING)
1008
01:03:42,068 --> 01:03:43,568
MAN: (ON TV) There's a tunnel being dug.
1009
01:03:43,694 --> 01:03:44,694
You've heard, I suppose?
1010
01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,530
When they leave off singing, yeah, yeah.
1011
01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:47,906
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1012
01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:51,060
MAN: (ON TV) Slowcombe's a relative
of friends of mine outside,
1013
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,980
and they want him sprung
so he can join his dad.
1014
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,231
Yeah, wasn't his dad...
1015
01:03:55,331 --> 01:03:56,915
(HIGH-PITCHED TONE)
1016
01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,903
Now a change to the schedule.
1017
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:04,214
Unconfirmed reports just
in from Sydney, Australia,
1018
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:07,926
that thousands of children have
awoken on Christmas morning
1019
01:04:08,052 --> 01:04:10,595
to discover their stockings empty.
1020
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:14,766
Can this really be the first time
that Santa has failed to deliver?
1021
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:21,022
I hope, and I'm sure I speak
for all of us, I hope this is not true.
1022
01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:31,908
Ugh!
1023
01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,623
(PANTING)
1024
01:04:45,131 --> 01:04:47,074
Tom. Tom.
1025
01:04:47,174 --> 01:04:49,535
Tom! Tom!
1026
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:50,760
Tom. Tom.
1027
01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:53,680
Tom.
1028
01:04:55,308 --> 01:04:57,142
That was brilliant!
1029
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:59,603
Oh, you're Okay. You're Okay.
1030
01:05:02,189 --> 01:05:04,357
(NEARBY CRY)
1031
01:05:07,528 --> 01:05:09,613
(OWL HOOTING)
1032
01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:15,869
(BIRD SCREECHING)
1033
01:05:18,456 --> 01:05:20,540
(SCREECHING)
1034
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:27,088
(OWL HOOTING)
1035
01:05:29,175 --> 01:05:30,842
STEVE: Hello!
1036
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:37,599
- MAN #1: What is it? What is it?
- MAN #2: Shh.
1037
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,190
(MAN WHISPERING)
1038
01:05:51,072 --> 01:05:52,697
(WHISPERING)
1039
01:05:53,658 --> 01:05:55,116
- (OWL HOOTS)
- (MAN WHISPERING)
1040
01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:57,202
- (TWIG SNAPS)
- TOM: What was that?
1041
01:05:58,037 --> 01:05:59,913
- Hello?
- (HOOTING)
1042
01:06:00,873 --> 01:06:01,858
Hello?
1043
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,208
MAN: Who are you?
1044
01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:08,338
- Who are you?
- I asked first.
1045
01:06:08,673 --> 01:06:11,800
I'm Steve, and this is my son Tom.
1046
01:06:12,301 --> 01:06:14,386
Why are you here?
1047
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,805
Um, we've come to rescue Santa.
1048
01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:18,556
Why? What have you done with him?
1049
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,918
What do you mean,
what have we done with him?
1050
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:23,561
- He's in prison.
- Prison?
1051
01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,230
- MAN #2: What's happened?
- MAN #3: No.
1052
01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:27,300
Um, he crashed his sleigh
1053
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,652
and he got arrested
for trying to rescue his reindeer.
1054
01:06:30,903 --> 01:06:34,072
You see, Entwhistle? I told you so.
1055
01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:35,657
It doesn't prove anything.
1056
01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:38,910
BUSTER: It proves
you don't listen to Buster.
1057
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:43,065
Who test-drives his new sleigh
two days before Christmas?
1058
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:45,318
Stop making this personal, Buster.
1059
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,528
This is not about you.
1060
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,947
Excuse... Sorry, excuse me.
1061
01:06:50,047 --> 01:06:51,324
Are you, er, elves?
1062
01:06:51,424 --> 01:06:52,950
ENTWHISTLE: Why, yes.
1063
01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,035
Is this Elf City?
1064
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,303
This is a forest,
a forest that surrounds Elf City.
1065
01:06:58,097 --> 01:06:59,180
Elf City is that way.
1066
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,932
Come this way.
1067
01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:05,895
- ELF #1: Come on.
- ELF #2: Follow us.
1068
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,802
I never thought it was real.
1069
01:07:39,221 --> 01:07:41,306
Not even as a boy.
1070
01:07:51,692 --> 01:07:53,777
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1071
01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:25,668
ENTWHISTLE: He's gone missing
before but never for this long.
1072
01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:28,061
And never on Christmas Eve.
1073
01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:30,506
At this rate there won't be enough time.
1074
01:08:30,606 --> 01:08:32,398
TOM: Well, what are we gonna do?
1075
01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:34,468
ENTWHISTLE: Come up with a plan.
1076
01:08:34,568 --> 01:08:36,694
(WIND WHISTLING)
1077
01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:40,016
Operations.
1078
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:42,268
I'm just putting you through now.
1079
01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:44,077
WOMAN #1: With you in a mo, Binky.
1080
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,855
WOMAN #2: Send more
wrapping paper your way.
1081
01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:47,580
WOMAN #3: Terribly sorry,
they're busy right now.
1082
01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:48,873
WOMAN: Roger. Over and out.
1083
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,668
ENTWHISTLE: Arts and crafts
have knocked up a map of the prison.
1084
01:08:51,961 --> 01:08:53,738
Now, I apologise it's not to scale,
1085
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:56,714
but they've done the best they could
under the circumstances.
1086
01:08:57,091 --> 01:08:58,716
We believe Santa's where?
1087
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,161
General population, C block.
1088
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:02,428
Hmm. Is he gettable? Can we get to him?
1089
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:04,264
STEVE: No. I mean, maybe.
1090
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:07,293
You're quite sure there's no magic dust
left in the main sleigh?
1091
01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:10,145
- Quite sure. It was completely empty.
- Well, that's it, then, lads.
1092
01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:11,855
It's over.
1093
01:09:12,356 --> 01:09:14,649
Wait. So Santa crashed the new sleigh.
1094
01:09:14,900 --> 01:09:17,636
- Then there must be an old sleigh.
- ENTWHISTLE: Yes.
1095
01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:19,487
So why can't we just fly in and get him?
1096
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,615
Elves aren't allowed to fly the sleigh.
1097
01:09:22,741 --> 01:09:24,409
- Why?
- ENTWHISTLE: Medical reasons.
1098
01:09:24,869 --> 01:09:26,062
What medical reasons?
1099
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:29,289
If we fly over a thousand feet,
we explode.
1100
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,084
Oh.
1101
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,838
Look, I hate to be the grump here,
but I'm also the realist.
1102
01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:40,201
He's missed New Zealand
and he's also missed Australia,
1103
01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:44,095
not to mention Kiribati, Samoa, Tonga.
1104
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:49,309
And pretty soon the world's gonna wake up
to discover Santa's gone AWOL.
1105
01:09:49,810 --> 01:09:52,854
It's over, elves. It's over.
1106
01:09:56,942 --> 01:09:58,443
STEVE: There's a door on the roof.
1107
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:01,321
It's not on your map.
1108
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:03,448
It's an emergency door.
1109
01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:05,867
We used it for a fire drill once.
1110
01:10:06,744 --> 01:10:11,206
Now, this door leads to a main atrium,
with access to all the cells.
1111
01:10:14,793 --> 01:10:19,631
Now, if you can figure out a way
of getting me airborne,
1112
01:10:21,592 --> 01:10:23,218
I'll fly in,
1113
01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:27,222
I'll land on the roof
1114
01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:31,392
and I'll get him out of there.
1115
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:34,270
(LAUGHS)
1116
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:36,814
(ALL LAUGHING)
1117
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,325
Just cos you think you're a getaway
driver, you think you can fly a sleigh.
1118
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,395
ENTWHISTLE: That's a very
courageous offer, Steve,
1119
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:52,288
but to fly the sleigh takes
an awful lot of training.
1120
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,540
- Dad's a brilliant driver.
- ENTWHISTLE: Even so.
1121
01:10:55,292 --> 01:10:56,501
Santa came to me for a reason.
1122
01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,712
"Santa came to me." Ha!
1123
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,116
You tell me to run this like a business?
1124
01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,409
He's making it personal.
1125
01:11:03,509 --> 01:11:07,705
Look, even if you could fly the sleigh,
Steve, we've only got one reindeer left.
1126
01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,430
He's retired and he's got three teeth.
1127
01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:11,333
SPECS: Well, Prancer
could make it to the prison.
1128
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:13,977
We'll then just need our friends
to get Santa to the main sleigh.
1129
01:11:14,186 --> 01:11:17,397
And what about the six reindeer
being held in Richmond Park?
1130
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:19,774
Parachute Oswald in.
1131
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,485
(SQUEAKY CHATTERING)
1132
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,029
We know Dasher will make
his own way there.
1133
01:11:25,197 --> 01:11:27,865
Oswald simply needs to free the others
and get them to the main sleigh.
1134
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,286
And we forget about
the unfolding nightmare in Australia?
1135
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:34,231
Who's to say he hasn't left the
Australian kids their presents already?
1136
01:11:34,331 --> 01:11:37,542
In their back yards,
in their garages, on the beaches.
1137
01:11:38,043 --> 01:11:40,128
Santa'll make it on time.
1138
01:11:41,338 --> 01:11:42,630
And so will we.
1139
01:11:46,552 --> 01:11:49,053
It's not personal, Buster.
1140
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,807
It's strictly business.
1141
01:11:58,272 --> 01:12:00,940
♪ (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
1142
01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:20,960
ENTWHISTLE: Here we go.
1143
01:13:19,853 --> 01:13:20,853
It's the Northern Lights.
1144
01:13:21,980 --> 01:13:23,632
ENTWHISTLE: There are
no Northern Lights.
1145
01:13:23,732 --> 01:13:25,650
We create it with the magic powder.
1146
01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:29,013
Fortunately, with a bit of misinformation
from the science community,
1147
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,556
no-one questions it.
1148
01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:33,574
- Yeah, but how does that help us?
- The reindeer run on the green light.
1149
01:13:34,993 --> 01:13:36,327
Oh, right.
1150
01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:44,544
Is he all right?
1151
01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:46,712
Prancer won't let you come to any harm.
1152
01:13:49,883 --> 01:13:51,843
Come on, quick. Jump aboard.
1153
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,430
SPECS: Oswald is on the back.
1154
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,124
Right.
1155
01:13:57,224 --> 01:14:01,144
Put this around your wrist.
It will open any lock.
1156
01:14:01,478 --> 01:14:05,883
Just grab hold of the door handle
and the mechanism will do the rest.
1157
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:08,985
The other apparatus
you'll have to figure out for yourself.
1158
01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:14,532
BUSTER: Here's the magic powder.
1159
01:14:14,825 --> 01:14:17,618
Take the gun, and if the lights go faint,
just fire the gun again.
1160
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,274
Steve, thank you.
1161
01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:24,417
Yes, thank you.
1162
01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:27,780
Thanks, Dad.
1163
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,213
Good luck.
1164
01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:38,639
- Don't worry, Dad. It'll be fine.
- STEVE: Yeah, it will.
1165
01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:42,643
(STEVE SCREAMING)
1166
01:14:57,034 --> 01:14:59,118
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
1167
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:10,505
(STOPS SCREAMING)
1168
01:15:12,257 --> 01:15:14,300
(SCREAMING)
1169
01:15:35,447 --> 01:15:38,016
That's it. This isn't so bad.
1170
01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:40,159
I think I've got this.
1171
01:15:40,953 --> 01:15:42,938
- Dad!
- (SCREAMS)
1172
01:15:43,038 --> 01:15:45,122
(BOTH SCREAMING)
1173
01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:48,751
(TOM SCREAMS)
1174
01:16:06,645 --> 01:16:08,729
(BEEPING)
1175
01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:54,191
(SIREN WAILING)
1176
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,861
(SIREN STOPS)
1177
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:04,368
Anderson.
1178
01:17:06,538 --> 01:17:09,274
- Anderson?
- Anderson, this is the police.
1179
01:17:09,374 --> 01:17:11,459
Show yourself.
1180
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,217
Anderson?
1181
01:17:25,349 --> 01:17:27,141
"If all else fails...
1182
01:17:28,393 --> 01:17:30,144
"Help Santa."
1183
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:32,381
That's been crossed out
and replaced with "Get Santa".
1184
01:17:32,481 --> 01:17:34,466
"Lambeth Prison, 11:00 p.m. latest.
1185
01:17:34,566 --> 01:17:38,011
"Bring magic powder so we can fly."
1186
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,654
That doesn't sound good.
1187
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:45,785
Okay, so we're just coming up
to Richmond Park.
1188
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:47,578
Prepare Oswald.
1189
01:17:48,246 --> 01:17:50,706
Er, how do I prepare him?
1190
01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:53,459
Dunno. Has he got a parachute?
1191
01:17:59,257 --> 01:18:00,617
There's no parachute.
1192
01:18:00,717 --> 01:18:02,593
Well, maybe it's a magic box.
1193
01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:04,136
Well, how do we know?
1194
01:18:13,271 --> 01:18:15,314
(OSWALD SQUEAKS)
1195
01:18:20,195 --> 01:18:21,445
It's not magic.
1196
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,325
Go, Oswald!
1197
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,124
Oi, Santa.
1198
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,376
Stop your snivelling and listen up.
1199
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:38,697
I just got word they're transferring
you to a more secure prison.
1200
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,783
- But they can't.
- Well, they are.
1201
01:18:41,883 --> 01:18:45,302
Fortunately for you, Knuckles
wants you out, so here's the plan.
1202
01:18:45,470 --> 01:18:48,707
A guard will collect you
and walk you straight past the gym.
1203
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:50,224
That's where I'll be hiding, right?
1204
01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:53,670
When it kicks off, wade in,
and wade in hard.
1205
01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:56,340
I don't want the guard kicking me
round the cell like a football.
1206
01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:59,233
- I don't think I can do this.
- Yes, you can.
1207
01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:02,570
I wonder what Santa's got in his bag.
1208
01:19:07,242 --> 01:19:08,409
What you got there?
1209
01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:31,625
What, do you want me to
land this thing in the dark?
1210
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:32,975
(PHONE RINGS)
1211
01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:37,354
If that's the barber,
tell him to get Santa ready.
1212
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,149
- Hello?
- Where are you?
1213
01:19:41,026 --> 01:19:44,195
- Mum?
- Tell me where you are, sweetie.
1214
01:19:44,529 --> 01:19:48,115
TOM: Um, we're just
passing the London Eye.
1215
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,826
Okay, stay where you are.
I'm coming to get you.
1216
01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:53,162
We just passed it.
1217
01:19:54,706 --> 01:19:58,125
- We're driving quickly.
- To where?
1218
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,627
Er, can I tell her where we're going?
1219
01:20:02,839 --> 01:20:04,423
Lambeth Prison.
1220
01:20:05,050 --> 01:20:06,300
Tom?
1221
01:20:07,135 --> 01:20:08,928
Well, come on then,
put the lights back on.
1222
01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:20,356
Tom.
1223
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:22,983
He's taking him to prison.
1224
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,361
(BELLS JINGLING)
1225
01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:43,379
Hmm.
1226
01:20:57,602 --> 01:20:59,103
Hmm.
1227
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:11,282
(PANTING)
1228
01:21:26,923 --> 01:21:28,465
Well, that's the only way down there.
1229
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:32,511
What would Santa do?
1230
01:21:33,805 --> 01:21:35,431
(BOTH PANTING)
1231
01:21:39,311 --> 01:21:41,395
STEVE: Oh, you're kidding me.
1232
01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:55,701
TOM: There must be something here
that can help us.
1233
01:21:58,246 --> 01:22:02,833
So, what would happen
if I lowered this down here,
1234
01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:05,669
twisted this.
1235
01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:07,379
(THUDDING)
1236
01:22:14,054 --> 01:22:16,347
I've got friends
who would love a tool like this.
1237
01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:29,526
All right, Tom, you stay up there
and keep watch.
1238
01:22:36,910 --> 01:22:38,410
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1239
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,339
Come on, let's find him.
1240
01:23:06,606 --> 01:23:08,023
Transfer time, Mitchell.
1241
01:23:09,442 --> 01:23:11,928
Now, either you come quietly
1242
01:23:12,028 --> 01:23:14,697
or I'll get a couple of lads
and strap you to a gurney.
1243
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:18,158
- I'll come quietly.
- Thought you might. Follow me.
1244
01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:20,395
There is, of course,
the option of an upgrade.
1245
01:23:20,495 --> 01:23:23,330
For a few quid I could stick you
in the minibus instead of the...
1246
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,483
Where are you going?
1247
01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:27,084
It's this way.
1248
01:23:27,585 --> 01:23:30,155
Sally, where are you?
1249
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:31,422
MAN: Oi!
1250
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:33,924
Ah.
1251
01:23:34,050 --> 01:23:36,969
Now, perhaps you'd like to tell me
what is going on.
1252
01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:38,663
♪ (SHAKIN' STEVENS SINGING
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE) ♪
1253
01:23:38,763 --> 01:23:42,250
♪ Time for parties and celebrations ♪
1254
01:23:42,350 --> 01:23:46,770
- ♪ People dancing all night long ♪
- (MUFFLED GRUNT)
1255
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:48,757
- ♪ Time for presents ♪
- Don't just stand there, pops!
1256
01:23:48,857 --> 01:23:51,150
- ♪ And exchanging kisses ♪
- Do something.
1257
01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:54,054
- ♪ Time for singing ♪
- Ah.
1258
01:23:54,154 --> 01:23:56,030
♪ Christmas songs ♪
1259
01:23:57,323 --> 01:24:01,326
♪ We're gonna have a party tonight ♪
1260
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:06,232
♪ I'm gonna find that girl
underneath the mistletoe ♪
1261
01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,459
♪ We'll kiss by candlelight ♪
1262
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,296
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (GROANS)
1263
01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:17,327
♪ Snow is falling, snow is falling ♪
1264
01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:19,579
♪ All around me, all around me ♪
1265
01:24:19,679 --> 01:24:22,123
♪ Children playing, children playing ♪
1266
01:24:22,223 --> 01:24:24,459
♪ Having fun, having fun ♪
1267
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,211
- ♪ It's the season ♪
- (GRUNTING)
1268
01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:29,172
- ♪ Love and understanding ♪
- (GROANING)
1269
01:24:29,272 --> 01:24:32,175
♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
1270
01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:33,567
♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
1271
01:24:33,943 --> 01:24:37,654
- ♪ Merry Christmas, everyone ♪
- Come here, you little maggot.
1272
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:41,893
TONY: What reason could Steve
possibly have to take Tom to a prison?
1273
01:24:41,993 --> 01:24:45,814
Because he's a dishonest,
irresponsible, childish imbecile.
1274
01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:47,732
No, no, it doesn't make sense,
any of it.
1275
01:24:47,832 --> 01:24:49,985
Yeah, maybe the parole officer
just got the wrong end of the stick.
1276
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,695
Why would he steal a reindeer?
1277
01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:54,046
Why would anyone steal a reindeer?
1278
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,090
(TYRES SCREECHING)
1279
01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,468
(OSWALD CHATTERS)
1280
01:25:00,845 --> 01:25:02,387
(BELLS JINGLING)
1281
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,962
♪ (THE DRIFTERS SINGING WHITE CHRISTMAS) ♪
1282
01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,813
Come on, do something!
1283
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:13,466
I'll do something all right.
I'll stick you in solitary, you wretch.
1284
01:25:13,566 --> 01:25:16,302
What's wrong with you?
Don't you wanna save Christmas?
1285
01:25:16,402 --> 01:25:19,264
Christmas? Is that what
all this is about?
1286
01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,073
I hate Christmas.
1287
01:25:21,199 --> 01:25:22,934
If I had my way,
I'd cancel the lot of it.
1288
01:25:23,034 --> 01:25:25,661
♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪
1289
01:25:28,081 --> 01:25:32,027
♪ Where those treetops glisten ♪
1290
01:25:32,127 --> 01:25:35,879
♪ And children listen ♪
1291
01:25:36,005 --> 01:25:39,993
♪ To hear sleigh bells in the snow ♪
1292
01:25:40,093 --> 01:25:42,245
- Where's Santa?
- I'm Santa.
1293
01:25:42,345 --> 01:25:44,763
- No, where's the real Santa?
- He is the real Santa.
1294
01:25:44,889 --> 01:25:46,348
Steve.
1295
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,585
- What are you doing? You gone mad?
- Most definitely, mate.
1296
01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:51,254
- Where is he?
- He's in his cell.
1297
01:25:51,354 --> 01:25:53,021
Come 'ead. Come 'ead.
1298
01:25:53,523 --> 01:25:57,151
Have you been a good boy
or have you been very, very naughty?
1299
01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:01,806
♪ May your days, may your days,
may your days be merry and bright ♪
1300
01:26:01,906 --> 01:26:03,282
Santa.
1301
01:26:03,658 --> 01:26:04,976
They must have moved him into solitary.
1302
01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,269
Or he's been transferred.
1303
01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:09,606
♪ And may all your Christmases... ♪
1304
01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,165
Knuckles.
1305
01:26:12,417 --> 01:26:14,751
Where's Santa?
Steve's here to get him out.
1306
01:26:14,919 --> 01:26:16,920
Steve, I thought you'd let him down.
1307
01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:19,548
He's with Sal.
I give him a ticket out of here.
1308
01:26:19,757 --> 01:26:21,091
Tell me you didn't.
1309
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,261
♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪
1310
01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:27,181
(GROANS)
1311
01:26:28,057 --> 01:26:29,167
(GRUNTS)
1312
01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:32,394
- ♪ May your days, may you days... ♪
- Have you thought about dieting?
1313
01:26:32,687 --> 01:26:36,174
Considering how many mince pies I eat,
I think I'm doing very well.
1314
01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:40,220
- ♪ And may all your Christmases ♪
- (MUFFLED GROANS)
1315
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:41,778
♪ Be white ♪
1316
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:45,782
There was about 15 of 'em, big lads.
I didn't stand a chance.
1317
01:26:45,992 --> 01:26:48,952
- Yeah, all right. Where's Santa?
- I don't know.
1318
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:55,792
No, no, I really don't know.
1319
01:26:56,211 --> 01:26:58,295
Wait. Write him a letter.
1320
01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:01,673
Write Santa a letter.
If he's close, it'll find him.
1321
01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:14,353
Come on.
1322
01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:44,675
(LAUGHS) Respect to the little man.
1323
01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,514
Tom, will you just give me
two seconds to think, please?
1324
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:53,183
- MAN #1: Search Mitchell's cell.
- MAN #2: Right.
1325
01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:54,726
No, you'd best make that one.
1326
01:27:57,313 --> 01:27:58,480
You coming?
1327
01:27:59,565 --> 01:28:01,858
No, I'm gonna stay, do me time.
1328
01:28:04,195 --> 01:28:06,405
- (SIRENS BLARING)
- MAN: Any eyes on the suspect?
1329
01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,017
- BOYLE: (OVER RADIO) Negative.
- Don't mess this up, Boyle.
1330
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:10,450
This is your chance to shine.
1331
01:28:13,413 --> 01:28:16,081
Copy that. Travelling to Lambeth Prison.
1332
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:21,211
- SANTA: What are we doing?
- SALLY: We're running.
1333
01:28:21,379 --> 01:28:23,505
I know that. Where are we running to?
1334
01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:26,466
- In here.
- (SIRENS BLARING)
1335
01:28:35,184 --> 01:28:38,296
"Santa. We're in the prison.
We have the magic powder."
1336
01:28:38,396 --> 01:28:40,256
It's Steve. They have the magic powder.
1337
01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:41,841
They're in the prison.
1338
01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:44,067
And how exactly is that good news?
1339
01:28:44,902 --> 01:28:46,403
Oh, no.
1340
01:28:46,863 --> 01:28:49,015
BOYLE: All units be advised,
prison break in progress.
1341
01:28:49,115 --> 01:28:51,241
Repeat, prison break in progress.
1342
01:28:58,416 --> 01:28:59,666
(GROANS)
1343
01:29:01,919 --> 01:29:03,170
STEVE: Take the bag.
1344
01:29:07,091 --> 01:29:10,344
I'm liable to end up in prison because
I think I'm gonna wring his neck.
1345
01:29:10,636 --> 01:29:12,205
- Steve?
- STEVE: Where are you?
1346
01:29:12,305 --> 01:29:13,915
We're just coming off Coldharbour Lane.
1347
01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:15,625
More importantly, where are you?
1348
01:29:15,725 --> 01:29:18,435
- We're not far. Just stay there.
- (TYRES SCREECH)
1349
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:20,937
- Who are these clowns?
- STEVE: Alison.
1350
01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,357
Ali... Come on.
1351
01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:29,222
- Drive.
- I beg your pardon?
1352
01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:31,531
Put your foot on the accelerator
and drive.
1353
01:29:31,824 --> 01:29:34,769
He most certainly will not!
And if you two don't get out of our car,
1354
01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,062
Tony's gonna come back there
and drag you out.
1355
01:29:36,162 --> 01:29:39,081
Well... Well, um...
1356
01:29:39,874 --> 01:29:40,858
STEVE: Hello.
1357
01:29:40,958 --> 01:29:42,459
- Sweetheart!
- Mum!
1358
01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:43,794
- Steve!
- Santa!
1359
01:29:43,961 --> 01:29:45,154
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
1360
01:29:45,254 --> 01:29:47,448
- Any chance we could get going?
- Tony, drive!
1361
01:29:47,548 --> 01:29:50,258
You need to take us to a park not far
from here where there is a sleigh,
1362
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,302
and whilst I know it sounds weird...
1363
01:29:52,428 --> 01:29:53,413
- He's Santa.
- He really is.
1364
01:29:53,513 --> 01:29:54,638
I am.
1365
01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:56,181
I'm not an elf.
1366
01:29:56,849 --> 01:30:00,185
- Can everyone stop being mad, please?
- (SIRENS BLARING)
1367
01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:02,964
Alison, this man really is
the real Santa Claus
1368
01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:06,718
and if we don't get him to his sleigh
right now, then Christmas is cancelled.
1369
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,652
- It's true.
- Go, Tony!
1370
01:30:10,029 --> 01:30:12,155
- What are you doing?
- No idea.
1371
01:30:15,368 --> 01:30:19,788
We're in pursuit of suspects, er,
on Trith Street, heading west, west, west.
1372
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:29,699
- STEVE: We need to go faster.
- I'm already doing 60.
1373
01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:31,007
Well, do 70.
1374
01:30:33,344 --> 01:30:35,095
(SIRENS BLARING)
1375
01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:42,185
They're gaining on us.
1376
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:43,687
Is that my tool bag?
1377
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:52,863
- What are they?
- Pellets.
1378
01:30:53,197 --> 01:30:54,432
STEVE: You can't fire
pellets at the police.
1379
01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,351
You can't fire pellets at anyone.
1380
01:30:56,451 --> 01:30:58,243
Reindeer pellets. They're droppings.
1381
01:30:58,369 --> 01:31:00,772
- Reindeer poo?
- Very gluey.
1382
01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:04,291
Sometimes I use it on my boots
so I stick to the roofs.
1383
01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:06,710
Specs thought it might come in handy.
1384
01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:10,338
He was right.
1385
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:11,882
We're being shot at!
1386
01:31:18,181 --> 01:31:19,848
- Yes!
- Get in!
1387
01:31:20,057 --> 01:31:22,058
Well, that's three years in prison
right there.
1388
01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:31,234
That's five years.
1389
01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:36,198
Request armed backup.
Repeat. Officers under fire.
1390
01:31:36,407 --> 01:31:38,033
Boyle? Did you say under fire?
1391
01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:40,243
BOYLE: (OVER RADIO) Copy that.
Officers under fire.
1392
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:47,334
Reload!
1393
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:49,794
Ugh.
1394
01:31:50,671 --> 01:31:51,755
Ah...
1395
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:55,759
Here.
1396
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:02,307
Ho, ho, ho! I can see you!
1397
01:32:08,314 --> 01:32:09,966
Yes! In the face.
1398
01:32:10,066 --> 01:32:11,441
I'm hit. I'm hit. I'm hit.
1399
01:32:11,692 --> 01:32:13,136
I'm hit.
1400
01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:16,180
Boyle, you hang in there, Okay?
Help is on the way!
1401
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:17,890
Boyle? Boyle!
1402
01:32:17,990 --> 01:32:19,559
Oh, my God. It's poo.
1403
01:32:19,659 --> 01:32:22,577
It... It's poo. It's poo.
1404
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,871
Oh, my God. It's poo.
1405
01:32:25,289 --> 01:32:27,066
Don't worry about that, Boyle.
1406
01:32:27,166 --> 01:32:28,792
Accidents happen.
1407
01:32:29,085 --> 01:32:31,169
You hang in there. Okay?
1408
01:32:32,797 --> 01:32:34,631
WOMAN: (OVER RADIO)
Officer down. Repeat, officer down.
1409
01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:36,284
Ambulance on its way.
1410
01:32:36,384 --> 01:32:38,885
Ugh, ugh.
1411
01:32:47,979 --> 01:32:49,604
(CHATTERING)
1412
01:32:50,147 --> 01:32:51,731
STEVE: How did he get
the sleigh off the tracks?
1413
01:32:51,899 --> 01:32:52,983
He flew it.
1414
01:32:55,069 --> 01:32:58,154
That is one exceptionally
clever squirrel.
1415
01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,031
That's Oswald.
1416
01:33:03,494 --> 01:33:05,579
(SIRENS BLARING AT DISTANCE)
1417
01:33:08,124 --> 01:33:09,416
SANTA: Hello, boys.
1418
01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:12,028
Oh, there you are.
1419
01:33:12,128 --> 01:33:13,070
Very good.
1420
01:33:13,170 --> 01:33:16,339
Oh! Lovely to see you again,
my dears. Wonderful.
1421
01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:17,841
Oh, well done, chaps.
1422
01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:21,386
Ah, Dasher, there. (LAUGHS)
1423
01:33:22,054 --> 01:33:24,290
- How much of this stuff shall I put in?
- SANTA: All of it.
1424
01:33:24,390 --> 01:33:26,016
I've got a very long night ahead of me.
1425
01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:31,047
Right-o.
So much to do, so little time. (SIGHS)
1426
01:33:31,147 --> 01:33:32,798
Good work, Oswald. Well done.
1427
01:33:32,898 --> 01:33:36,761
So, can I just ask,
is the plan for that thing to fly?
1428
01:33:36,861 --> 01:33:38,028
Oh, yes.
1429
01:33:38,404 --> 01:33:41,323
- And, er, you're going along with that?
- Yeah.
1430
01:33:41,699 --> 01:33:43,658
I spent four years digging a tunnel.
1431
01:33:43,868 --> 01:33:46,077
I never imagined my getaway vehicle
would be a sleigh.
1432
01:33:46,203 --> 01:33:47,495
SANTA: Climb aboard, Sally.
1433
01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:53,043
Mind the squirrel.
1434
01:33:53,711 --> 01:33:55,545
- All right?
- (SQUEAKS)
1435
01:34:00,885 --> 01:34:02,552
About your letter...
1436
01:34:03,387 --> 01:34:06,014
You asked me to stop your dad
from letting you down.
1437
01:34:06,182 --> 01:34:08,224
That's not the sort of wish I can grant.
1438
01:34:08,893 --> 01:34:10,727
But my wish was granted.
1439
01:34:11,103 --> 01:34:13,521
But not because of me.
It was because of you.
1440
01:34:14,315 --> 01:34:17,484
Sometimes adults aren't quite
as grown up as you'd hope.
1441
01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:20,987
But what children teach them is love.
1442
01:34:22,990 --> 01:34:25,075
(SIREN WAILING)
1443
01:34:30,289 --> 01:34:31,566
Come on.
1444
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:33,583
- It's time.
- Yes.
1445
01:34:33,751 --> 01:34:35,418
- Quick, Santa, go!
- Yes, yes.
1446
01:34:39,423 --> 01:34:41,508
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
1447
01:34:49,767 --> 01:34:51,893
(LAUGHS)
1448
01:34:53,896 --> 01:34:56,690
RUTH: Flick the reins and fly away?
(LAUGHS)
1449
01:34:56,941 --> 01:34:59,859
Can I have your licence
and registration documents, please?
1450
01:35:00,277 --> 01:35:02,904
Yes, Harry,
whilst this all looks very convincing,
1451
01:35:03,239 --> 01:35:06,116
the outfit and the sleigh,
1452
01:35:06,367 --> 01:35:10,062
the part that doesn't stack up
is why would anyone,
1453
01:35:10,162 --> 01:35:12,455
least of all Santa Claus,
1454
01:35:12,915 --> 01:35:14,290
turn to Steve Anderson for help?
1455
01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:17,570
It's a fair point.
1456
01:35:17,670 --> 01:35:20,197
I came to Steve
because he sees things through.
1457
01:35:20,297 --> 01:35:22,173
RUTH: Oh, he's known for his diligence.
1458
01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:24,426
Steve saw me when he was a child.
1459
01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:26,886
I'd given him a Rubik's cube.
1460
01:35:27,847 --> 01:35:30,432
He still hasn't managed to solve it
to this day,
1461
01:35:30,850 --> 01:35:33,586
but unlike nearly every other child
in the world,
1462
01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:36,464
he hasn't cheated
and he hasn't given up trying.
1463
01:35:36,564 --> 01:35:39,941
Thank you for all your kind words,
1464
01:35:40,359 --> 01:35:42,152
but I really think it's time
you got going.
1465
01:35:42,445 --> 01:35:44,446
Oh, no. You're all under arrest.
1466
01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:46,349
You don't have to say anything
1467
01:35:46,449 --> 01:35:50,102
but it may harm your defence
if you do not mention when questioned
1468
01:35:50,202 --> 01:35:52,328
something which you later
rely on in court.
1469
01:35:52,496 --> 01:35:54,330
In that case, I'd like to say something.
1470
01:35:56,667 --> 01:36:00,754
Let it be known, for the record,
that Steve and Thomas Anderson
1471
01:36:01,172 --> 01:36:04,215
have saved Christmas
for the world entire.
1472
01:36:04,717 --> 01:36:07,927
You can't take that away from them,
even if you can take away their freedom.
1473
01:36:09,930 --> 01:36:11,014
Don't worry.
1474
01:36:11,474 --> 01:36:15,226
Sometimes adults find it hard to accept
the magic of Christmas.
1475
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:19,272
But when they experience it
with their own eyes,
1476
01:36:19,899 --> 01:36:22,192
even the coldest of hearts warm.
1477
01:36:23,569 --> 01:36:25,361
She won't send you back to prison.
1478
01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:28,364
Sit back in your seat. Hold tight.
1479
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:32,869
(SLEIGH POWERS UP)
1480
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:04,859
Thank you, both.
1481
01:37:07,738 --> 01:37:09,280
No, thank you.
1482
01:37:10,699 --> 01:37:12,742
Merry Christmas to you all.
1483
01:37:13,077 --> 01:37:15,995
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
1484
01:37:17,456 --> 01:37:18,998
Merry Christmas.
1485
01:38:37,244 --> 01:38:39,438
♪ (THE SATURDAYS SINGING CHRISTMAS WRAPPING) ♪
1486
01:38:39,538 --> 01:38:41,565
♪ "Bah, humbug!" No, that's too strong ♪
1487
01:38:41,665 --> 01:38:43,567
♪ 'Cause it is my favourite holiday ♪
1488
01:38:43,667 --> 01:38:45,501
♪ But all this year's been a busy blur ♪
1489
01:38:45,669 --> 01:38:47,571
♪ Don't think I have the energy ♪
1490
01:38:47,671 --> 01:38:49,782
♪ To add to my already mad rush ♪
1491
01:38:49,882 --> 01:38:51,826
♪ Just cos it's "'tis the season" ♪
1492
01:38:51,926 --> 01:38:53,676
♪ The perfect gift for me would be ♪
1493
01:38:53,802 --> 01:38:56,012
♪ Completions and connections left from ♪
1494
01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:58,082
♪ Last year, ski shop ♪
1495
01:38:58,182 --> 01:39:00,251
♪ Encounter, most interesting ♪
1496
01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:02,294
♪ Had his number but never the time ♪
1497
01:39:02,394 --> 01:39:04,296
♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines ♪
1498
01:39:04,396 --> 01:39:06,423
♪ So deck those halls, trim those trees ♪
1499
01:39:06,523 --> 01:39:08,566
♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪
1500
01:39:08,692 --> 01:39:10,553
♪ I just need to catch my breath ♪
1501
01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,112
♪ Christmas by myself this year ♪
1502
01:39:20,496 --> 01:39:22,439
♪ Calendar picture, frozen landscape ♪
1503
01:39:22,539 --> 01:39:24,582
♪ Chilled this room for 24 days ♪
1504
01:39:24,708 --> 01:39:26,569
♪ Evergreens, sparkling snow ♪
1505
01:39:26,669 --> 01:39:28,028
♪ Get this winter over with ♪
1506
01:39:28,128 --> 01:39:30,656
♪ Flashback to springtime, saw him again ♪
1507
01:39:30,756 --> 01:39:32,783
♪ Would've been good to go for lunch ♪
1508
01:39:32,883 --> 01:39:34,785
♪ Couldn't agree when we were both free ♪
1509
01:39:34,885 --> 01:39:36,787
♪ We tried, we said we'd keep in touch ♪
1510
01:39:36,887 --> 01:39:39,039
♪ Didn't, of course, till summertime ♪
1511
01:39:39,139 --> 01:39:41,166
♪ Out to the beach to his boat,
could I join him? ♪
1512
01:39:41,266 --> 01:39:43,059
♪ No, this time it was me ♪
1513
01:39:43,185 --> 01:39:45,170
♪ Sunburn in the third degree ♪
1514
01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:47,271
♪ Now the calendar's just one page ♪
1515
01:39:47,398 --> 01:39:49,425
♪ And of course I am excited ♪
1516
01:39:49,525 --> 01:39:51,510
♪ Tonight's the night
but I've set my mind ♪
1517
01:39:51,610 --> 01:39:54,028
♪ Not to do too much about it ♪
1518
01:40:29,064 --> 01:40:31,091
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1519
01:40:31,191 --> 01:40:33,385
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪
1520
01:40:33,485 --> 01:40:35,220
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1521
01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:37,389
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪
1522
01:40:37,489 --> 01:40:39,391
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1523
01:40:39,491 --> 01:40:41,367
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪
1524
01:40:41,493 --> 01:40:43,437
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1525
01:40:43,537 --> 01:40:45,564
♪ But I think I'll miss
this one this year ♪
1526
01:40:45,664 --> 01:40:47,165
♪ "A and P" has provided me ♪
1527
01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:49,234
♪ With the world's smallest turkey ♪
1528
01:40:49,334 --> 01:40:51,362
♪ Already in the oven, nice and hot ♪
1529
01:40:51,462 --> 01:40:53,614
♪ Oh, damn! Guess what I forgot? ♪
1530
01:40:53,714 --> 01:40:55,616
♪ So on with the boots,
back out in the snow ♪
1531
01:40:55,716 --> 01:40:57,534
♪ To the only all-night grocery ♪
1532
01:40:57,634 --> 01:40:59,745
♪ When what to my wondering eyes
should appear ♪
1533
01:40:59,845 --> 01:41:01,914
♪ In the line is that guy
I've been chasing all year ♪
1534
01:41:02,014 --> 01:41:03,874
♪ "I'm spending this one alone," he said ♪
1535
01:41:03,974 --> 01:41:05,975
♪ "Need a break, this year's been crazy" ♪
1536
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,878
♪ I said, "Me too, but why are you? ♪
1537
01:41:07,978 --> 01:41:09,964
♪ "You mean you forgot cranberries too?" ♪
1538
01:41:10,064 --> 01:41:12,049
♪ Then suddenly we laughed and laughed ♪
1539
01:41:12,149 --> 01:41:14,259
♪ Caught on to what was happening ♪
1540
01:41:14,359 --> 01:41:16,319
♪ That Christmas magic's
brought this tale ♪
1541
01:41:16,445 --> 01:41:19,197
♪ To a very happy ending! ♪
1542
01:42:02,116 --> 01:42:04,435
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1543
01:42:04,535 --> 01:42:06,202
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1544
01:42:06,328 --> 01:42:08,538
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1545
01:42:08,664 --> 01:42:10,482
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1546
01:42:10,582 --> 01:42:12,651
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1547
01:42:12,751 --> 01:42:14,544
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1548
01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:16,822
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1549
01:42:16,922 --> 01:42:18,714
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1550
01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:21,076
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1551
01:42:21,176 --> 01:42:22,786
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1552
01:42:22,886 --> 01:42:25,096
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1553
01:42:25,222 --> 01:42:27,041
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1554
01:42:27,141 --> 01:42:29,251
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1555
01:42:29,351 --> 01:42:31,227
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1556
01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:33,437
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas ♪
1557
01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,940
♪ Couldn't miss this one this year ♪
1558
01:42:36,022 --> 01:42:59,322
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