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Merry Christmas to the viewers of Sony TV.

Many wishes to you for this wedding.

Ms. Archana, everyone works hard in life to be the best.

Our Dinesh has always been the Number one student.

Is it? - Yes, whether it was a 100 mark exam

or a 10 mark exam, he would always score just one.

People become independent after growing up

but do you know he did that in his childhood?

Yes, he was independent by staying out of class.

He is my childhood friend.

Pandey is used to saying number one so many times

you ask him how is the music, he'll say 'Number one'.

Once his wife asked him

how is the Mrs. Gupta in the next door, he said 'Number one'.

She was furious and said 'You have three children with me'

and Mrs. Gupta is number one? She took him inside

and went they came out I asked what happened.

He said 'I had to get this teeth removed anyways.'

Numbers are so important these days

that people go crazy for VIP numbers.

Maybe you don't know but there's an auction for VIP numbers.

Is it? - Akash, who plays tabla.

Yes. - He bought his VIP scooter number plate

for 70 thousand rupees.

70 thousand. - His wife asked 'Where is the scooter?'

He said 'I sold it and bought the number plate.'

Now, he comes here on that very number plate.

If you can't believe, turn it around

you can see MUM-1974 stuck.

Once Dinesh went to buy a footwear and asked for size 95.

95? The shopkeer said 'Maybe you're looking for an innerwear'

'Footwears come only until size 15.'

I am talking about numbers today because

the starcast of 'Coolie No. 1' is among us today.

Please welcome the youth sensation Mr. Varun Dhawan.

And the beautiful Sara Ali Khan.

Varun, is this Sara? - Yes, she is.

Completely Sara.

'Completely Sara.'

I've become half.

Yes, with her mannerism, I do think it is Sara.

Sara, it's good to wear a mask.

We too wear it on the way here from home.

We remove it before shoot, our crew is tested for Covid-19.

And sanitized too. - You can take the mask off.

No.. - I trust you.

I don't trust Varun.

He had four girls wearing masks and said they're Sara.

So, we want to confirm it.

Are you the real Sara Ali Khan? - Yes.

Do something that makes us trust it's you.

By shouting.

Or by smiling.

It is Sara. Huge round of applause for her.

Shall I?

Congratulations.

It is Sara.

It is I.

So many guys like her.

Whom? - You.

Really? - Yes.

I was working with her and..

Aayushman Khurana, Karthik Aryan

Vicky Kaushal and Ranbir Kapoor

texted me.

Okay. - Okay. - What did they say?

Be careful.

You make a great pair and the movie trailer is so colorful.

Many congratulations to you. - Thank you.

You're movie will surely be a hit.

You were talking about number one before we came on stage.

I'd like to say to all, to you especially

that 'The Kapil Sharma Show' is truly number one.

So sweet. Thank you..

Because, during the lockdown

many people had lost their courage.

Many people had given up hope.

Because, there was no entertainment anywhere.

Anywhere in the world.

And, genuinely, when this show came back on air

I did text you as well

I was so happy to see it, just to laugh again.

Yes. - And there's no one better than Kapil to do it.

And hats off to your entire team. - Thank you.

We get encouraged when you speak lovely words like that.

The credit goes to Ms. Archana for starting the show.

Then thank me for that.

I started your show. Thank me.

I do thank you.

I clean your car. What else can I do?

He spoke the truth today.

Take a seat wherever you wish. We have lots of space.

Separately.. - We have an extra seat too.

Coolie number 1 which released before

was in the year 1005.

Yes, that was the year I was born.

Wow. - How many?

I mean me. - You weren't a group.

So, it's just you. - Yes, just me.

I forget that she's from the Nawab family.

I.. I was born.

I thought there were more. - It sounds nice, right?

What I said sounds nice.

"When I was.." So, in the year 1995

Varun, you would've been very young then.

He too was a just born. - No, I was born in 1987.

So, would you visit the sets

of coolie number 1? - No..

Never?

I am telling the truth.

Whenever Mr. Govinda and dad worked together

I wouldn't know what is work and what is fun.

Right. - Because, he is such a bright man.

Right. - Then there's Kader Khan and Shakti Kapoor.

Their behavior was like they were having fun.

That behavior was not normal.

Right. - So.. I remember Mr. Govinda walking style.

He would wear round sunglasses.

And he would just walk like that..

And his assistant's name was Jagdeesh.

And he would drink water in a steel glass.

And he'd sit down..

He is giving me competition.

And he'd sit down on the floor.

And would read the scene like this.

'Yes, David, I can do it.'

'Yes, I can..'

That's how they would work.

I couldn't understand. They didn't have any communication.

It was like telepathy.

'Okay, let's go for the take.'

'Okay, let's go for the take.'

'Come on.'

So..

So, there was an artist's command

or an aura around him.

But, you would've never thought then that one day

you would remake this movie.

Of course not. - It would be remade.

No, never. - This time, it's you, Sara

and the supporting cast consists of Mr. Paresh Rawal

Mr. Johnny, Mr. Javed, amazing cast that is.

People will enjoy the movie a lot.

So, this year Sara worked on 'Love Aaj Kal 2'

and' Coolie number one' after that.

So, how many movies have you planned on remaking?

What can I say?

That's all.

'That's all.'

She's a very sly actress.

She almost said how many movies she's signed on

In the backstage that there's one more..

No, don't say it now. - I won't say it now.

You're shooting for it. You can say. - No, I can't.

You're shooting with Mr. Anand Rai.

That is a known fact.

But people don't know you're shooting with Anand.L.Rai.

And no one knows even Dhanush is working in it.

No one knows Akshay Kumar is in it. - How will they know?

You just told everyone.

No one knew I was going for shoots. I was so discreet.

Is it an adult movie?

Discreet.. - But why discreet?

Due to the mask problem, right?

Yes. Because of this.

Okay. So you worked with Dhanush while wearing a helmet?

So, Varun, this is your first movie together.

What? - I meant your first movie with Sara.

So, did you know her from childhood?

Did you know her after growing up or since childhood?

Life.. - No.. Tell it to everyone.

There's a very funny incident.

The movie 'Student of the year' had released

and I had gone to the gym.

Then, there was a kid wearing her glasses

was running around frantically talking on her phone.

I entered the lift while this kid was exiting it.

Don't say kid, I mean..

I went inside.

And this kid went around and came back into the lift.

And called somebody.

She was looking at me, smiling.

I was thinking with whom is she talking on the phone in a lift.

Because you don't get network in a lift.

Oh, God.

Then I exited the lift and went inside the gym.

And then she followed me.

But she didn't say a word..

And that kid was Sara.

Whom were you calling?

Yes. - I wasn't calling anyone.

I had to do some activity.

Do something when you're stalking someone.

I can't keep staring at him straight into his eyes.

How old were you then?

How old were you? - I might have been 23 years.

Yes, so.. - If you're ten years younger?

Maybe 8 or 9 years. - Fifteen.

Fifteen? - Yes.

Do you know how I feel now?

That's why I was wondering why you're calling me a kid?

When hero's get older then they

work with heroines half their age.

That's how I feel.

You're our youngest hero.

Who is us?

You're the youngest hero I've worked with.

Us..

Sara, Varun is a coolie in the movie. - Yes.

So, when you were travelling together. - Yes.

Then did you need help or was Varun enough?

Varun was enough. - He'd carry your luggages?

Yes, not just the luggage, he'd lift even me too.

So, that was fine.

Varun is a very decent guy in that matter.

Very much.

You saw how he carried me onto the stage.

Varun, you're carrying luggages in the movie.

Tell me the truth. You're a superstar now.

Have you ever changed cylinder at home?

Yes.. Sir, no one respects me at home.

Let me clear that first. - Why do you say so?

I mean, I get a lot of messages from her

asking for a song or something..

'Please send me this or that.'

But, no one listens to me.

My brother ill-treats the most.

Oh, God.

When there's a movie work going on and I want to say something

he is like 'Get out!'.

'I don't want your suggestions.'

They chase me out.

They would be in the director mode.

But I am no fool, even I am an actor.

And then, both my dad and brother team up.

Rohit and my dad team up.

They say 'You don't know anything'.

'How do you make movies?'

Because the last two didn't work, so..

So, keep mom by your side.

Mom is good. - She can control both directors.

Mom loves emotional movies.

When I did Badlapur and October, she was very happy.

Badlapur was indeed a very beautiful movie.

I asked it as Ms. Archana asked me to.

I've lifted a lot of luggage.

She makes Mr. Parmeet lift all her luggages.

And if he refuses, she lifts him

and says 'Shall I drop you?'

So, the man automatically gets scared.

Because shes's number one in flicking.

I wonder where she has flicked one particular tall man.

Someone no one has been able to lift till date.

Sir, the character, Raju that I'm playing

has just one wish in his life

that he gets married to someone.

Okay. - He's ready to marry anyone

but he's not finding anyone.

But why do you scare people of marriage

specially on this show? - Right. - No..

I don't scare anyone. There's no such thing.

There will be one or two such bad experiences.

It's fine, otherwise..

Mine is going well.. - People shouldn't get to know

who we're talking about. - You just talk about yours.

Fine. Talk about yours. - No.. Talking about my wife

there have been a lot of changes in my life.

It's all because of my wife. - Good changes.

Marriage is a nice thing..

There's been no changes at all.

For the girls. - You still keep flirting over here.

He's saying, for the girls. - Sir.. - So, what else do I do?

Even my wife asks me, sometimes.

Bharti was telling me, Nora Fatehi came to your sets.

So, I asked her what do I do?

She said, you were dancing with her.

I said, I won't. Should I perform veneration instead?

That's what we get paid for.

I only do these things on screen.

Otherwise, there's no such thing.

Otherwise, they're all left as desires.

Sara acted in Mr. Rohit Shetty's movie, of late.

The movie was of light mode, isn't it? A comedy movie.

Now, you're acting in Mr. David's movie.

So, you like comedy movies? - Very much.

Also, those who are into comedy shows?

I like them very much.

Thank you. We keep raising our immunity this way.

There's no one else, anyway. - No. I like them, a lot.

I think making people laugh is the best thing.. - Right.

Anybody can do. - Actually. - Yes.

Whether it's you or Varun or Mr. David.

Any such person.. Specially, in these times..

Right. - By these times, I don't mean, just Corona.

It's Christmas season. It's time to be positive.

Right. - But Corona also exists. - Right.

So, specially, in such times, I feel

if you can make someone laugh

there's no one better than those people.

Wow! Thank you. - It's the best thing

to make someone laugh. - Thank you, Sara.

Well, when I met Sara for the first time

I felt she's such a naughty girl.

I'm telling you, honestly. It happens most of the times

a lot of heroines come here.

Well, they do act in the movies

but they get nervous, at times. - Right.

But she got along so well when she came here, the first time.

I felt she's such a confident girl. - Right.

And today, in her next episode, you've said such nice, virtuous

and informative things.. - Isn't it? - Wow!

I have reformed. - Yes, you have. - Didn't I?

Right. By living with your mom during the lockdown, isn't it?

Right. But Varun would always tell me

just relax. Why do you keep screaming all the time?

No.. Actually, what I mean is that

the way you live with your friends..

People usually say, when you're in a public platform

just be what you are. - Right.

But it doesn't happen that way.

Because, a lot.. - It happened with me.

A lot.. Did someone just sneeze?

But..

Because..

It's believed that the virus remains inside

when you're in an air-conditioned room.

No!

Well, Sara, let me tell you

it's a very good thing, isn't it?

Stay the same. - That you take precautions.

But Ms. Archana. - Okay.

I mean, you just won't believe what extent she goes to.

What does she do? - She drives, herself.

Her driver comes walking all the way. - Wow!

He comes here and.. - He doesn't come walking

but he comes in another car. - He comes walking?

He comes in another car.

Look, she's so rich. - Driver has his own car?

Driver has a separate car. - Different cars? - It's nice.

Yes. - Then, he comes here, parks her car.

She gets into her vanity.

He sanitizes her car and shows her the video.

What are you looking at? - No..

It's not from your personal money, right?

The production company would have sponsored it. - Oh!

Even I'm quite stingy about my sanitizer.

But I buy it on my own.

It usually happens whenever we go to some other place

we use their sanitizers more. - This always happens with me.

When you go to someone else's bathroom

when you use their hand wash. - Right.

Also, the borrowed perfume.. - Right.

You always like those things. - You enjoy using them.

Basically, she's saying, she's a thief.

No, I'm not a thief. I like things you get for free.

You at least use them. I.. - So sweet.

I have all my shoes for free.

Varun would always say

why does she upload the photos of her shoes on Instagram?

Then, I even started tagging him.

Because he'd make fun of me because I get a lot of shoes.

So, when she'd tag me, someone else would get angry.

Right. But just forget it.

Gone are those days.

No one would be angry, now. - Those small bottles in hotel..

One more hi-fi.

It's a must for this one.

I can even touch you, now.

Oh, Sara..

I got a stitch!

Oh! - What's going on?

Take me home. No, I mean, send me home.

I haven't been out. I'm so sorry. I'll behave.

Okay.. - Should we take a break?

New chance! No, I'm good.

When we go for takes.. - I'm fine.

When we're shooting, Sara genuinely does this.

Okay. - At the time of shooting

if Mr. Paresh says some funny lines

she bursts out into laughter in between.

We all stop for once and look at her.

Mr. Paresh got scared of her, initially.

But this was so funny. I mean, I don't remember.

Oh! Sara and Varun, together?

Thank you very much, Sony.

You made our Christmas, wonderful!

Yes. But their new year is spoilt

after seeing you two. What about that?

What were you both doing?

In English, it's called dance. In Hindi, it's called 'Naach'

In Sanskrit, it's called, 'Nritya'.

So, is that clear to you, now?

Or you want it to be told in some more languages?

Hey, say it in 'Punjabi'.

That's the only language he follows.

He said it in different languages. - Right.

But it didn't feel like a dance from any angle.

They will tell us about it.

Hello, Sara. - Hello. - Hello, Varun. - Hello.

Whatever little dance we just did here

I did the choreography. I'm Bhoori.

Bhoori? - Yes, Bhoori. - I must say, she's so daring.

She's introducing herself after such a ridiculous dance.

You don't have to dress up in retro?

You're already from the retro. - Mr. Varun

he doesn't value our dance. - Okay.

That's why, he can't take it. - Oh! - Okay.

Of course. You can visit our private events sometime.

People pay us Rs. 2,000. He's not allowed to enter there.

Okay. - I'll tell you what private events

he's talking about. Those with children at home

these two go there with the drums.

They keep dancing till they get paid Rs. 2,000.

Once they came across a very stingy man.

He didn't pay them

and they kept dancing for five years.

Then, their five years-old boy gave them Rs. 1,000

and we brought them back.

So, I'll tell you something about him.

Nora had been here. - Yes.

He danced with her.

After seeing him dance, Nora gave up dancing.

She teaches 'Ghazals', now. - Hey!

Does she teach 'Ghazals' or she sings them?

She's teaching.

Whichever she knows.

You know what? He danced before Mr. Prabhu Deva, once.

Oh! - Yes, we didn't follow what he said in Tamil.

But through his expressions, it felt

he gave five topmost abuses.

Mr. Varun, forget whatever he's saying.

Sir, you..

Chandu!

Hey, just hold on! Mr. Varun

can you please talk to Mr. David

and get me casted in 'Judwaa 3'.

I can even play three characters.

Yes, Chandu as fakir. Chandu as beggar.

Chandu as complainant.

Kapu Sharma, listen.

All the hard work that you spend on gossiping about us

if you utilise this hard work on your guests

we won't have to spoil your show in between.

That's wonderful, Chandu.

By the way, Chandu, whatever you just said

are you really confident

or you'd like to take your words back?

Hey, Bhoori! You're on my side!

Just say 'yes' to everything I say.

Now, it's time.

Come, let's make our show, together.

Show. - Will you marry me?

Hey, you!

Why do we have to marry for the show?

It can't happen with two people.

We'll also need some more members, right? - Oh, God!

You take the payment as per the adults get paid.

But you sound so kiddish!

Listen! I'm not very keen on making the show.

Sara is my idol and she's right here.

By the way, Sara, I've watched your entire journey.

You made yourself, fit.

Then, you even became hit in the industry.

I really like your journey. - Even you make yourself fit

and become hit on the show.

Most of them think you're in the show because of me.

Oh! - Really? - Yes. - Really?

Concentrate a bit.

So, can you spell concentrate for us?

Listen.

Okay.

Let me tell you something. I come here for the shoot

and not to tell you the spelling. - Right.

Here you go. - What's that?

Take this dictionary.

Dictionary. - Oh, my God! - So, learn all the spellings.

I'd want to hear them from you in the next episode. - Wow..

First, read it, yourself. It's a directory.

Oh!

You just saw the first letter as 'D' and you just got it.

No wonder it had 'A' for 'Amandeep Singh'

instead of 'A' for apple.

Chandu! - No worries.

Shall we do what we are here for?

Yes, let's do it. - Well, Varun, Sara

the two of us together have opened an acting school

in partnership. - Wow! - 'Bhoochand Acting Academy'.

That's such a silly name, 'Bhoochand'!

It feels like some flour and doesn't sound like an academy.

'Bhoochand'. - Flour?

Let it sound like a flour. How does it matter?

The kind of training we will give the children

they will never face shortage of flour in their homes.

Oh, my God! - Very nice. - Mark my words, Kapu!

That's really strange of her. She always starts

with the poverty line.

She ends with the line of Sensex.

We can't make out which country yours is from?

Whether its Indian, Bhutani or Nepali

or if it's from Bangladesh.

You're mixing up everything.

Listen to me. Let me talk about business.

Mr. Varun. - Yes.

Talking about acting, let me tell you

that in the movie 'Mission Impossible'

if I would've played the part played by Tom Cruise

I could've done it better.

Oh, My God. - I'm not ghosting.

This is what I am. - Not ghosting, boasting.

Look at his guts.

He will talk about an actor, who can't come to know about it.

If you have guts, talk about Ashutosh Rana.

He will come with rage and cuddle you properly.

That's my cuteness. Everyone likes to cuddle me.

If Sara gets impressed by my cuteness

she will also cuddle me.

Listen, Mr. Cuddle.

An elastic band is used in Pajama not as a belt.

Wow. Look at her.

That's why this elastic band comes with this pajama only.

How dare you call me a pajama?

I'm an equal partner of this academy, Varun.

This academy couldn't be established without my money.

She talks as if she invested lakhs of rupees there.

She invested 350 rupees only.

That too to buy a chair.

She sits on that only.

Because I'm associated with it

that's why that academy is running.

Varun, you picked luggage in Coolie Number One', didn't you?

Please send these two sacks to some unknown train.

Kappu, if Varun is a coolie

then Bhuri is okay to be a sack today.

Mr. Varun, if you can drop this sack in my bag..

Don't sit down. What if your leather pants tear down?

That's where your attention will be, I'm sure.

Be quiet.

Let me ask for a wish.

Sir, if you can drop this sack in my bag..

I'll be so grateful.

Chandu, I'll tear your bag

I'll bury you in the ground

if you say something, I'll tear you in half.

Hey.

A husband can bear this torture, not a boyfriend.

If you want to do this, you will have to marry me.

Excuse me. Are you dreaming?

What do I lack?

Since I'm here, Sara is staring at me.

You look at her first.

You were looking here and there.

It's okay. I'll see her when the episode is broadcast.

Do it now.

When Sara was dancing

Sara looked at him five times but he didn't look back.

Show the confidence.

He has non confidence.

What can I do if I have no confidence?

Ms. Sara, Mr. Varun.

let me tell you this. - Okay.

Tell me frankly.

I..

Whenever I'm.. - Remove this.

You seem to be carrying a heavy burden.

Whenever, I.. - Show your eyes.

What happens when you pretend to be rich.

Whenever I.. - Why are you blushing?

Whenever I'm in the company of the rich

my confidence goes down.

Who is rich here? - We aren't rich.

I haven't done any shooting for the last six months.

I'm poor now.

May God make everyone poor like you.

I hope so.

He is very good at giving blessings.

May God make you happy.

He was just now asking to fill his bag.

Everyone asks to become friends with a girl, not like this.

What happens to you when you see rich people?

I lose my confidence. - Why?

I don't know. I lose my confidence.

In this time of corona virus

it can infect everyone, either rich or poor.

Everyone is equal now. There is no difference.

I can understand.

Chandu, now I know why you get nervous in front of me.

I don't get nervous in front of you.

I get over confident in front of you.

You just told me about an elastic band and a pajama.

If I can't become a belt out of an elastic band

you also can't be a pair of pants instead of pajamas.

I face a problem when I see rich people.

Suppose I want to buy almonds.

Almond is a dish only the rich can have.

Dish? - Dish?

It's an item. - Dish.

I know that Almonds are very costly.

When I go to buy almonds

and I see a few people standing there, I lose my confidence.

Then I buy Bengal grams instead of almonds.

Poor boy. - I don't have confidence.

I'll tell you one thing.

Should I tell you one thing about him?

What will you say?

You are the one turning my almonds into Bengal Grams.

Sir, I have a bigger car than him.

Then..

I don't bring it here. - Why?

I park my car outside the Film City

and I walk down here.

I don't have that confidence.

I'm scared

that if I try to get an auto-rickshaw

the auto-rickshaw driver will scold me for coming out

and will tell me to stay at home.

This is the fact.

I don't have confidence. What to do?

I don't use my new shoes.

I come out of my house like this.

I'll tell you one thing.

None of the works is inferior. Everyone is a coolie here.

We all carry burdens here. - Wow.

Great.

You don't need to tell him that.

He is coming after doing coolie work on Andheri station.

See. He got his red shirt there.

Sir, I always think about

how I can boost up my confidence.

Chandu, I think you are carrying a lot of things inside

to say to Kapil.

Kapil, come in front of him. Let him say everything.

Fine. Say whatever you like today.

Childhood friend. - Very good.

Sir, look at his style.

Tell me. Who says like this?

It seems he is going for wrestling.

Chandu, show your confidence.

Come from there. Play some dramatic music.

Both of you come here.

Why does he do it wrongly? Look at his shoes.

How can he wear them with pants?

Tell him clearly.

He wore the shoes from a band party.

He has kept a chain as if someone will steal him away.

Who is going to steal you?

Play the music.

Say it, Chandu.

Look at them. - Yes.

Come on.

Sir. - What's this?

Don't lose your confidence.

Don't call him sir. He is your childhood friend.

What did you use to call him in your childhood?

Kapil.

What was his pet name? - Tony.

Call him Tony.

Tony. - He is that Tony.

Who is not a big shot. Call him Tony.

Varun, to tell you the truth

Sara can do this work.

Sara. - Yes.

Sara, you have to build up his confidence.

I'll lose my confidence. He wasn't even looking at me.

How much did I try?

To build up his confidence, I'll lose mine.

I was dancing but he wasn't looking at me.

We have to see this today. Play music.

Go, Chandu. - Come on, Chandu.

Come on. - Chandu.

Come on. Walk like this.

Come on, walk.

Your film is about to be released.

But he will remove me from his show.

We can do another thing to boost your confidence.

Come here.

You have never danced with a mainstream heroine.

Suppose you are the coolie number one.

You are looking like an original one.

How do you feel now? - Play music.

Romantic.

Don't be shy. That's my job.

Okay.

It's great.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at her eyes.

I'm losing my confidence.

I can't do it.

Chandu.

He also ran away from me.

Ma'am, you are too good.

People are running away from me in this show.

Sara, Salsa.

I don't want to do salsa with him.

You are getting a chance to dance with Sara.

I have an idea. - Okay.

This is the last idea.

I think that it will boost up your confidence.

How?

Play a very romantic emotional song.

What do I do? - This is right.

He will dance with you. - No.

Come on. He is blushing.

Sara, now he will say a dialogue looking into your eyes.

Say a romantic dialogue of Mr. Shahrukh.

Tell me.

Whenever I look into your eyes..

Move ahead. Go closer.

How can you look into her eyes from such a distance?

Hey, dear.

Whenever I look into your eyes..

Hold the hand of your sister. It's a romantic scene.

It's a romantic scene. Do it properly.

Sara, he will do it now.

Let him do it with Varun. He can do it properly.

I'm telling you to let him do it with Varun.

Varun, come here.

What's going on?

Whenever I come to you

why do I feel that with you I have a relationship

of many births?

Wow.

I love you too much.

I love you. Enough. That's it.

Thank you so much.

Chandu got his confidence.

Thank you, Mr. Varun. - Okay.

Get Sara's hands sanitized.

Thank you, Mr. Coolie.

Kappu, what about my confidence? He got it.

Okay. Dinesh, come here.

Listen to me.

Students are waiting there.

We have to run the academy. Let's go.

Listen. I have a role for you

for lead hero and heroin. Will you do that?

There is a cartoon series on Sony Yay.

Okay.

I can talk to them if you like.

What will we do there?

Same what you are doing here.

Lets' go. - Get lost.

Sara, your parents are actors.. - Yes..

When did you decide to become an actor?

I thought about becoming an actor when I was a child.

How old were you? - I was very young.

I am still young.

I thought about it when I was a child.

Now, you have learnt to wink. When you were here last time..

She didn't know how to wink. - For the promotion of 'Simba'..

You didn't know how to wink. - Say that again.

You didn't know how to wink.

But she winks in such an indiscreet manner.

Because I am a straightforward girl.

But you should be subtle..

Isn't it suppose to be that way? - Yes.. - Do it..

Yes.. - Kapil does it properly. - Show us..

You have to be very subtle about it. - Yes.

Kapil winked at Nora, lat time. - Show us.

What? - Wink..

Yes! - Varun, you do it.

Yes..

Do it with one eye. - That's not my style. - I see.

Varun, Dinesh has a question.

You have worked on two films with Mr. David.

You have worked in 'Judwaa' and 'Coolie No. 1'.

Were the previous movies bad?

Is that why you're remaking those films? - Oh, God!

The old movies were amazing.

As an actor, I agree to work on a film

after listening to the subject.

Besides the fact that he is my dad

he is a great artist.

He has made 45 films

so, he like making.. - 45..

He wanted to present these stories in a new way

to the people. According to him

the young generation..

They don't know how to laugh at themselves.

That's right. - That's so true.

So, Raju's character and the humour..

It's about him. - Yes.. - You are right.

You are laughing at him

most of the times. - You have worked in the remake

of the film 'Judwaa'.

When we were young, we watched 'Judwaa' because of Salman Khan.

The young generation wouldn't have watched that film. - Yes.

Varun worked in the remake of the film

that's why he has young fans following him. - Yes..

So, people like those films.. - They do..

I am sure, people will love 'Coolie No. 1' as well.

Varun, what is it like to work with your father?

It's very nice. I think

Sara can give a better answer

about our dynamics at the set. - Tell us, Sara.

I had a lot of fun.

It didn't seem like a father and a son

were working together. I feel

they respect each other as professionals.

Wow! - Which is very important.

I feel, Mr. David is

very good at his job.

Right.. - Yes.. - So..

We used to follow his instructions.

Sometimes, he used to get mad at Varun

and he used to vent out his anger on me as well.

He used to do that, sometimes.

When we were filming for a song

we were five minutes late.. - Yes..

There was some problem with our costumes.

So.. - Problem.. - Yes!

She said the same to the director.

Sara, why are you late?

There was some problem with the costumes..

Yes, there was some problem with the costumes. - That's why.

Our costumes were getting fixed.

So, Mr. David yelled at Varun.

When I told him the reason, he said..

'You don't say anything!'

That was the only time he yelled at me.

I have never seen David scold anyone at the set.

He got mad at me once but..

He rebukes me a lot. - He always reprimands Varun..

Since I was there

he yelled at me as well.

But the ambience at the set..

Mr. David used to say

that he makes films based on love stories.

Yes.. - He makes hearty films.

He cannot make films if he doesn't do it with love

and humour. - That's right.

That's so true. - The ambience was perfect for this.

When I was filming for 'Main Tera Hero'

I had worked for Karan Johar

and then, I was working in David Dhawan's film.

These two directors are completely different.

They are very different. - Yes.. - Two different worlds..

There's a lot of difference. - Yes.

When I started working for my father

he used to ridicule me.

What! - My father and his assistant directors..

My brother.. They used to do it initially

because it's not.. - It's a different environment.

Why did they ridicule you?

Whenever I used to make a mistake or fumble..

They'd say, I am a new actor and I am an amateur.

They'd say this on the mic. - Oh, God..

So, I was..

I used to get very upset

and I'd tell my.. - He wouldn't have done this to anyone.. - No.

No.. - Since you are.. - He used to do it deliberately.

It's tough love. - That's right.

My brother used to tell me..

Your father is directing you, it's not your mother.

He always asked me to remember that.

My father only makes films for the audience.

He doesn't care about his family.

That's true. - He does not care

about where his artists have come from.

He does not care.

His relationship is only with the audience.. - Yes..

He has a legacy of his own.. - He does..

He keeps that in his mind.

He always says, the weakest actor in a film

is the hero.

He always says that to me. - Really?

The reason he has so many characters in his films is

because they make his films successful.

Wow! - He always says that.. - That when it's humorous..

That's great. - I agree with that.

Whenever I am acting with Paresh Rawal

Johnny Lever or Rajpal Yadav..

And Javed Jaffrey..

It's magical. You're creating magic. - I see..

They always come up with ideas

so, one has to hang in there.

And.. - It's very amazing to hear this

from a lead actor. - No, it's true.

It is unusual.

It's true.

Varun is such a mature actor.

A person learns a lot after working in so many films.

He has spoken very highly of this father this time.

Last time, he spoke differently about his father.

I would like to show you. Please have a look.

'All the actors ask for a script, first.'

'After reading the script'

'they decide whether they want to work in the film or not.'

'Varun, when you work for Mr. David'

'do you have such demands?'

'I do demand for the same'

'but he doesn't listen to me.'

'I get the script when the filming is done.'

'Okay.. - He tells me'

'that he has never given scripts to Salman Khan, Govinda'

'and Anil Kapoor.'

'Why should he give it to me?'

'Nice!'

'But David is an easy-going director. - No..'

'Is he easy-going with you? - No, he's not easy-going.'

'He rebukes me a lot. - Really?'

'He rebukes me for no reason.'

'Please tell him.. - What?'

'He reprimands me a lot.'

'He was very easy-going with me.'

'It's very easy to work with him.'

'He's good but maybe.. - He is, right?'

'He's good with outsiders.. - Since you're his son..'

'I think he likes people who are not his family.'

Someone has responded to this.

I would like to show you. Please..

Oh.. - Oh! - Shall I start?

David! - 'Good evening, Kapil!'

'Archana.. Hold on, I am home.' - Hi!

'People say that I don't give scripts.'

'People of this generation don't work without the scripts.'

'Actually, I have never given scripts to anyone'

'because I have worked with so many talented actors..'

'I never needed scripts.'

'But the young actors need scripts.'

'They want to know every detail..' - Look..

They should know how to improvise.

'That's how it works in my comedy films.'

'I think, Kapil also works in this manner for his show.'

Lovely! - Well said!

He taunted me as well.

Whom is he talking about? I didn't say anything.

I didn't.. - You said a lot.

I didn't say anything. I get rebuked because of you.

This always happens. - Why're you being so respectful to me?

You curse me all the time. Now, you're being so nice. - You..

You asked me to be nice to you in this show. - She's rude now.

All right. - You asked me to be patient and nice to you.

You asked me not to yell at you or curse you.

Okay.. - Didn't you say that?

When she.. - Sara, just hit him with this glass.

He always does this.

Hey!

Why is Sara winking at him?

I learnt how to do it. So.. - Yes.

You can't wink at people all the time.

You need to do it at the right time. - Yes.

This means something else. - Yes.. - Yes..

Hey..

She has learnt to wink and soon, she will..

Wear a mask and wink. No one will know.. - Yes!

Ma'am, at the starting of his career

Varun wasn't giving dates to his father either for a film.

No.. - And then he did 'Main Tera Hero'.

So it's his third film with him in a row.

Does Mr. David actually like your work

or have you come to know one of his secrets?

Oh, God!

Thankfully! You have asked this question.

But genuinely..

When you work with someone and it works..

We have given two big hits together. - Right.

So it only makes sense to do another one.

Wow! - Absolutely.

Sara, you just said that you missed chats a lot.

So we have something for you here.

But keeping in mind that you are a star

we have arranged a celebrating chat maker.

Really? - We will show you.

Get it soon.

That's it.

Thank you.

Mister, please give that towel to Mr. Varun.

He is your chat maker.

Please come here.

Hello..

I am coming from here. - Okay.

'Pani Puri', 'Sev Puri', 'Bhel Puri'

'Butter Chicken' with bread.

Try it all yourself.

'Pani Puri'?

Brother, how do you serve 'Pani Puri'?

We serve with anger..

Brother.. - ...to those who call me 'brother'.

Then how do I refer you?

'Mangetar' or 'fiance'. - What?

My full name is 'Darling Mangetar'.

You can call me 'darling'.

I'm here to have 'Pani Puri' and not to flirt with you.

Will you please do the needful? - What?

'Pani Puri'. - Sure.

What do you like to have it with?

With some spice, sweet or with immunity?

What's 'immunity' here?

We serve dishes with sanitizer instead of spicy water.

It kills the germs in you which make you call me 'brother'.

You can serve it with spice.

Right. Do that.

Mister, when did you eat such a big 'Pani Puri'?

In the lockdown, may be..

It's readymade. - I see.

Some more..

Make it more spicy.

She is winking at me.

Make it more spicy.

Some more..

I will have to make it without the glove then.. - Oh, God!

I will eat this one. - Sure.

How was it?

It was the one with sanitiser.

But it's good.

Thank you, mister.

A big hand for Varun Dhawan and Sara.

Take it.

Thank you, mister.

Sara, it was Archana who gave us the idea of this.

It was fun.

She asked us to get it as celebrities like it.

It would be good if we have such a date.

Would you have a date like that? - I would love.

The other day Ms. Archana was having 'Pani Puri'.

She held something and said she wants to have big 'Puri'

and I told her it's a 'Bhatura'.

'It's okay. Put some 'chana' in that.

Sara, both of you have done a film named 'Coolie Number One'.

Yes. - I will give you a title ending it 'number one'

and you will have to say on whom it suits us the most

in our industry. 'Lazy number one'.

I think that's Shraddha. - Why?

If we are going anywhere out and making plans..

Shraddha would sound exciting in the beginning.

But when I call her, she responds..

'No.. I am sleeping now'.

I am with Shylog.. It's her dog.

'I am with him and he is very sleepy.'

Let it sleep if it's sleepy. Why do you care?

Lazy number one..

There's no one as such.

I don't be with such people...

If they are lazy..

True. - I think I am lazy.

'Liar number one'.

I think, Junu.

Who? - Junu Chopra.

Ravi Chopra's son.. - He made a movie recently..

'Bhootnath'. - I see. - 'Pati Patni Aur Woh'. - Yes.

He is a producer. - Okay.

Why is he a liar? - Because he is.

He says big things.

Who is stylish number one?

Allu Arjun.. - Who? - Allu Arjun?

I think Ranveer is very stylish. - Ranvir. - Yes.

Okay. 'Stingy number one'.

That's me. I think I am stingy.

Really? - Yes.

I am stingy.

I am cheap.

I like free things.

'Late arriver number one'.

Alia.

Alia. - Yes. - Okay.

'Flirt number one'.

Karthik.

Karthik. - Karthik. - Do you think?

Hello!

The number you are trying to call

is permanently switched off.

Kindly try later.

In fact, never try later.

Hi, Mr. Varun! - Hi!

Hi! - Hi, Sara!

You know.. - Listen to me.

I asked them first. - I spoke first.

I will talk first. - I will talk first.

I will. - I will..

Get down first, both of you.

Wow!

We are up here in two episodes

and he already has a problem.

Come.

Come.. - He is too jealous of you.

Look at your ties.

Hi. - Hi.. - Hi, guys!

Varun Dhawan.. - What's up? How are you?

He is Varun Dhawan..

Oh, my.. - How is it going, guys?

Good going.. - Very nice.

Oh! She is.. - Yes, she is mine.

What a gift on Christmas..

Merry Christmas.. - Merry Christmas..

She is my Sara and it's my Christmas.

Please talk with some respect.

No. I will talk with Sara. I don't who 'respect' is.

Why should I talk to someone I doesn't even know?

Sara, look..

She looks so cute even from a distance.

Ms. Sara..

Please come with me on a date.

Oh, my God!

Where do you want to go?

Please come.. - But where?

Anywhere.. I mean..

We can go anywhere. - What are you saying?

Varun might think bad about you. - Oh, sorry..

Mr. Varun, do you like chocolates? - Yes.

Please get some chocolates for us.

I wanted to talk to her..

Is it real? - Yes, that's very real.

He has kept it. You are not getting the chocolate. - Yes.

Don't you feel ashamed of saying such things being children?

We are not children.

I am turning 18, whereas I'm just 12.

And I have even decided whom to vote.

Already? - Yes. - Who is it?

Government of India.

Keep in touch.

I will form a government.

I have 100-200 friends.

I am a youth icon. - Superb!

Ms. Sara.. - Yes? - Let's go on a date, please..

Oh! Where's Sara and.. - Can't you see?

Have you seen yourself? - Shall I say something?

I'm sending her close to you. - Oh, God!

He has sent me here. Thank him.

Hi..

Hi..

You wanted to go on a date.

Please sit on the sofa.

It's okay. Oh, God!

You look even more good from close..

You are so cute..

Actually, I am going to..

If you lose weight, we will go on date.

That's impossible. - I'm knowingly

leading my childhood like David Dhawan's..

But I will grow up to become Varun Dhawan. - I will wait.

How smart!

Hey! There's still time for you to grow. Go to school.

But.. - You will get late.

Oh, wow! Look at her jokes back to back.

And I am very intelligent. I don't need to go to school.

I am very..

You can ask me anything..

Anything..

You have all the answers loaded in your belly.

Tell me Newton's law.

Why should we? We aren't his servants.

He doesn't know anything. He is the Apple's Newton.

I know his law.

I don't remember the beginning

but I know the end part. - Say that.

'And this is Newton's law.'

Yes..

Now I think we can go on a date.

You are very young for that.

Then send us on a cute date.

I mean, you are children and Sara is elder to you.

You can attach us make an adult out of us.

You are so funny..

You should do more of comedy.

You do really well.

I think we can go on a date now.

We'll go on a date with her one after the other.

Really? - Yes.

I will go on a date with her first and then you will.

Why would she leave Varun and go on date with you?

Oh! Yes. Mr. Varun..

Mr. Varun, you like chocolates, don't you?

No, you've already tried that.

He doesn't like it. - But we like chocolates.

Go, get some for us.

Varun is going to keep that money for himself.

You aren't getting chocolates.

The theatres are closed. I'm getting money now

so I will keep it.

Please get it. - Listen..

We'll go on a date.. - I will go first.

I will go first. - I will..

Who is cute among us? - I..

Okay. You can go first.

But I will become a waiter.

I will go on a date.

Please come here.

Let's go there. - Restaurants aren't safe.

Chandu Ka Dhaba. - Here..

Come. - I can't come.

Please come, ma'am. - Please go alone.

Okay.

Come. - Sure.

Imagine, it's a big cafe. - Shall I sit?

Please sit. - Okay. - Sit..

Have your seat please. - Thank you. - Very nice..

You are so beautiful. - Thank you.

Your eyes are so intoxicating.

I-N-T-O-X-C-I..

Hello, Ms. Sara. - Hello!

Hi! - Hi!

What do you want to eat?

What can you serve?

Hold on.

Hey! Get whatever you have. She's anyway not going to eat.

We will just take a few selfies with food.

I'm eating the rest of the food.

But I want to eat. - Really? - Yes, everything..

Then stand here and take the order.

Come here. - Tell me.

I will order.. Will you have tea?

The tea here is very famous.

If you give me Rs. 200, I will make you have best tea.

Best tea.. - I don't have money.

Then I will order something.

Waiter..

Get some good tea. It should be something

which would make us more active.

It should make us feel refreshed.

Sir, we make tea from cow's milk

and not from snake's.

Who made him a waiter?

Who is this waiter?

I'm not doing well.. - You aren't.

I'm hopeless, right? - Yes.

Then you become a waiter and let me go on date.

All right.

I will play the waiter.

Okay?

Yes. What would you like have?

He is getting closer by playing a waiter. - Stay here.

Now tell me what you have to offer us in food.

Nothing. I ate everything.

I ate everything. But I have kept some for you.

I thought you ate me. - No.

I am not a demon.

Am I so big?

No. I am not so big that I would..

Anyway. But I have got food inside.

Please come inside.. - She won't come inside.

You are a waiter. So give us the menu.

There you go.

That's your menu.

Then get this.

There you go. Have it.

Superb!

Oh, God! Krishna..

It's not tasty at all.

Please go. We need some space.

So, will you have this space with some stars

or with Mars?

Don't talk rubbish.

I might look innocent and decent.

But I am.. - Are you like Govinda?

You..

Sorry..

Hey.. - You..

No.. - Sara, come..

They are insolent kids. Forget about them.

It was our date..

Sara, I will see you. Okay?

Sara, come.. They will leave.

Anyone here who claims to be a kid is only for display

In reality, they all are 50 year old people.

But, they ran away.

But, good.. - I knew it..

Anyone who wants to date me runs away.

They give some reason or the other and run away.

Someone has problem with the food or waiter

how can everyone have a problem?

You've just met.. - What other problems can there be?

You'd surely know.

I've just heard what you say..

Tell me. - What?

I never dated. I married straight away.

I never knew there was something like dating..

Sara has been on big dates. You've been on..

I've never been on a big date.

You've been on smaller dates.

Varun]Shut up. - Tell us what happened on that date.

What happens?

Tell us about a funny date.

I've never experienced it, as I said, all run away.

No, but where would you like to be taken?

To a restaurant or for a movie..

I mean, what does a guy have to do to date Sara Ali Kahn?

Nothing, just don't run away.

That's usually enough.

No memorable date has happened.

By God's grace, one day.

Varun, what do you do when you go on a date?

What do you do? - What I do when I go on a date?

Answer now.

I mean, I.. - I..

Come on, answer..

I am a soft spoken person.

So, you talk slowly? - I am very shy.

And then? - I do what the girls want to do.

Anything? - Anything.

Please search someone like you for me, please.

Even I want to do anything.

Mr. Kapil, I enjoy a lot everytime I am here.

It is the day of Christmas.

So, I've brought a few gifts for you all.

I love gifts.

On behalf of 'Coolie number 1'

for all the starcast of 'The Kapil Sharma Show'

please bring the gifts, Santa Claus.

Wow!

There's a Santa Claus too.

Starcast, please.. - Yes!

Thank you.

Our Santa Claus is quite.. Quite thin.

Even he followed diet during Corona.

Why are all Santa Claus old?

I've brought gifts.

Gifts for all of you.

Sara, come on here.

I'll get a gift for you too, come on.

So, this is for Krishna.

Wow. - I know that you..

I know you would've brought something special.

You're always in need of money, so a cheque of 1 crore rupees.

Oh, wow! - From Sapna bank.

Because this is a dream.

So, even this won't get encashed?

No. - A dream remained a dream.

Kiku. - Yes, sir.

Just like you, even this gift is big.

At least the box is big.

Even this is for you.

There is a neck tie in this.

A neck holder as your neck is very inside.

So, this will highlight your neck.

Here you go. - Okay. Thank you.

Let's try.

This is a very special gift.

Santa Claus himself has sent it from the North Pole.

Wow! - You'll like it very much.

This is the best actor award

for our very own Sumona.

Wow!

Santa wishes to make everyone happy.

So, you too stay happy.

And keep dreaming.

Oh, wow!

Chandu.

Just like Chandan

we've decorated these hearts for you.

Oh, wow! Amazing.

Would you like to open it and see?

Yes, of course.

Hey. - Open it.

What is it? - How to..

'How to build confidence.'

This is for you.

Because I wish this show is yours one day.

And Kapil does an entry for you.

Wow.

It is Santa's job to make everyone happy.

Ms. Archana, you naughty girl.

This is for you.

What is it? - Because you travel on crocodiles

What's that?

These are oars. - Oars.

These will be very useful.

I won't need to use my hands.

Now I have oars. Thank you.

Kappu, now these oars will keep you quiet.

This is a special gift for Mr. Sidhu.

I'll give this to Ms. Archana

as you already have his chair.

Take this too.

Take his gift too. - What's in this?

Is this closed?

It's closed like him. - Is this a secret?

You may open it. - There is a snake in this.

What's in it?

This is for you, Navjot.

Poetry.

He doesn't need it. He writes his own poetry.

That's why, it's given to you. You read it.

You take everything. He even sent that election ticket.

He said that Archana can fight the election too.

'I don't want anything.'

At last, for Kapil Sharma

who makes everyone laugh. - Wow.

He has achieved fitness now.

Kapil, I know you want a six pack for a long time.

Yeah.

I saw you trying when Ms. Nora was here.

I know it's your heart's wish.

Now you don't need to keep this wish in your heart.

I have brought you a six pack t-shirt.

This is how you can get a six pack.

You can't do it otherwise.

This last gift is for Sara.

This is for you.

You brought a gift for me too.

I brought it by mistake. I'm not able to open it.

Chandu.

Mr. Chandu, I want you to tell her what's in it.

I don't know what's inside this.

Varun, I want to see what you got for me.

Thank you. - There is a heart in this.

Because Sara doesn't have a heart.

What's this, Sara?

You better keep this. Heartless.

A big round of applause for Varun and Sara.

Varun, Sara, talking to you was too much fun.

I want to tell the viewers

that 'Coolie Number One' is released now.

Watch it with your family. It will be too much fun.

Varun, Sara, we aren't done with this conversation.

We will continue this tomorrow and will also call

the remaining star cast here.

It will be too much fun. So, you will stay here tonight.

Here? - Yes.

Yes. Here.

See you tomorrow. Good night. Thank you.

Bye.

Where will we sleep, Kapil?

You can sleep anywhere here.

Ms. Archana, lock the door and keep the key with you.

Are you also leaving, Ms. Archana?

Okay.

We will have to have only fruits for the whole night.

Okay. Fine.