All language subtitles for [Hindi] The Kapil Sharma Show season 2 - A Fun Filled Night - Ep 169 - Full Episode - 26th December, 2020 [DownSub.com]

Merry Christmas to
the viewers of Sony TV.

Many wishes to
you for this wedding.

Ms. Archana, everyone works
hard in life to be the best.

Our Dinesh has always
been the Number one student.

Is it? - Yes,
whether it was a 100 mark exam

or a 10 mark exam,
he would always score just one.

People become
independent after growing up

but do you know he
did that in his childhood?

Yes, he was independent
by staying out of class.

He is my
childhood friend.

Pandey is used to saying
number one so many times

you ask him how is the
music, he'll say 'Number one'.

Once his wife asked him

how is the Mrs. Gupta in the
next door, he said 'Number one'.

She was furious and said 'You
have three children with me'

and Mrs. Gupta is number
one? She took him inside

and went they came out
I asked what happened.

He said 'I had to get
this teeth removed anyways.'

Numbers are so
important these days

that people go
crazy for VIP numbers.

Maybe you don't know but there's
an auction for VIP numbers.

Is it?
- Akash, who plays tabla.

Yes. - He bought his
VIP scooter number plate

for 70 thousand rupees.

70 thousand. - His wife
asked 'Where is the scooter?'

He said 'I sold it and
bought the number plate.'

Now, he comes here
on that very number plate.

If you can't believe,
turn it around

you can see
MUM-1974 stuck.

Once Dinesh went to buy a
footwear and asked for size 95.

95? The shopkeer said 'Maybe
you're looking for an innerwear'

'Footwears come only
until size 15.'

I am talking about
numbers today because

the starcast of 'Coolie No. 1'
is among us today.

Please welcome the youth
sensation Mr. Varun Dhawan.

And the
beautiful Sara Ali Khan.

Varun,
is this Sara? - Yes, she is.

Completely Sara.

'Completely Sara.'

I've become half.

Yes, with her mannerism,
I do think it is Sara.

Sara,
it's good to wear a mask.

We too wear it on the
way here from home.

We remove it before shoot,
our crew is tested for Covid-19.

And sanitized too.
- You can take the mask off.

No..
- I trust you.

I don't trust Varun.

He had four girls wearing
masks and said they're Sara.

So,
we want to confirm it.

Are you the real
Sara Ali Khan? - Yes.

Do something that
makes us trust it's you.

By shouting.

Or by smiling.

It is Sara.
Huge round of applause for her.

Shall I?

Congratulations.

It is Sara.

It is I.

So many guys like her.

Whom?
- You.

Really?
- Yes.

I was working
with her and..

Aayushman
Khurana, Karthik Aryan

Vicky Kaushal
and Ranbir Kapoor

texted me.

Okay.
- Okay. - What did they say?

Be careful.

You make a great pair and the
movie trailer is so colorful.

Many congratulations
to you. - Thank you.

You're movie will
surely be a hit.

You were talking about number
one before we came on stage.

I'd like to say
to all, to you especially

that 'The Kapil Sharma
Show' is truly number one.

So sweet. Thank you..

Because,
during the lockdown

many people had
lost their courage.

Many people
had given up hope.

Because, there was no
entertainment anywhere.

Anywhere in the world.

And, genuinely, when
this show came back on air

I did text you as well

I was so happy to
see it, just to laugh again.

Yes. - And there's no
one better than Kapil to do it.

And hats off to your
entire team. - Thank you.

We get encouraged when you
speak lovely words like that.

The credit goes to Ms. Archana
for starting the show.

Then thank me for that.

I started your show.
Thank me.

I do thank you.

I clean your car.
What else can I do?

He spoke
the truth today.

Take a seat wherever you
wish. We have lots of space.

Separately..
- We have an extra seat too.

Coolie number 1
which released before

was in the year 1005.

Yes,
that was the year I was born.

Wow.
- How many?

I mean me.
- You weren't a group.

So, it's just you.
- Yes, just me.

I forget that she's
from the Nawab family.

I.. I was born.

I thought there were
more. - It sounds nice, right?

What I said sounds nice.

"When I was.."
So, in the year 1995

Varun, you would've
been very young then.

He too was a just
born. - No, I was born in 1987.

So,
would you visit the sets

of
coolie number 1? - No..

Never?

I am telling the truth.

Whenever Mr. Govinda
and dad worked together

I wouldn't know what
is work and what is fun.

Right. - Because,
he is such a bright man.

Right. - Then there's
Kader Khan and Shakti Kapoor.

Their behavior was like
they were having fun.

That behavior
was not normal.

Right. - So.. I remember
Mr. Govinda walking style.

He would wear
round sunglasses.

And he would
just walk like that..

And his assistant's
name was Jagdeesh.

And he would drink
water in a steel glass.

And he'd sit down..

He is giving
me competition.

And he'd sit
down on the floor.

And would read
the scene like this.

'Yes, David,
I can do it.'

'Yes, I can..'

That's how
they would work.

I couldn't understand. They
didn't have any communication.

It was like telepathy.

'Okay, let's go for the take.'

'Okay,
let's go for the take.'

'Come on.'

So..

So, there was an
artist's command

or an aura around him.

But, you would've never
thought then that one day

you would
remake this movie.

Of course not.
- It would be remade.

No, never.
- This time, it's you, Sara

and the supporting cast
consists of Mr. Paresh Rawal

Mr. Johnny, Mr. Javed,
amazing cast that is.

People will enjoy
the movie a lot.

So, this year Sara
worked on 'Love Aaj Kal 2'

and' Coolie
number one' after that.

So, how many movies have
you planned on remaking?

What can I say?

That's all.

'That's all.'

She's a very sly actress.

She almost said how
many movies she's signed on

In the backstage
that there's one more..

No, don't say it
now. - I won't say it now.

You're shooting for it.
You can say. - No, I can't.

You're shooting with
Mr. Anand Rai.

That is a known fact.

But people don't know you're
shooting with Anand.L.Rai.

And no one knows even
Dhanush is working in it.

No one knows Akshay Kumar
is in it. - How will they know?

You just told everyone.

No one knew I was going
for shoots. I was so discreet.

Is it an adult movie?

Discreet..
- But why discreet?

Due to the mask problem,
right?

Yes. Because of this.

Okay. So you worked with
Dhanush while wearing a helmet?

So, Varun, this is
your first movie together.

What? - I meant your
first movie with Sara.

So, did you know her
from childhood?

Did you know her after
growing up or since childhood?

Life..
- No.. Tell it to everyone.

There's a
very funny incident.

The movie 'Student
of the year' had released

and I had gone to the gym.

Then, there was a
kid wearing her glasses

was running around frantically
talking on her phone.

I entered the lift
while this kid was exiting it.

Don't say kid, I mean..

I went inside.

And this kid went around
and came back into the lift.

And called somebody.

She was looking at me,
smiling.

I was thinking with whom is she
talking on the phone in a lift.

Because you don't
get network in a lift.

Oh, God.

Then I exited the lift
and went inside the gym.

And then
she followed me.

But she
didn't say a word..

And that kid was Sara.

Whom were you calling?

Yes.
- I wasn't calling anyone.

I had to do some activity.

Do something when
you're stalking someone.

I can't keep staring
at him straight into his eyes.

How old were you then?

How old were you?
- I might have been 23 years.

Yes, so..
- If you're ten years younger?

Maybe
8 or 9 years. - Fifteen.

Fifteen?
- Yes.

Do you know
how I feel now?

That's why I was wondering
why you're calling me a kid?

When hero's get older then they

work with heroines
half their age.

That's how I feel.

You're our
youngest hero.

Who is us?

You're the youngest
hero I've worked with.

Us..

Sara, Varun is a
coolie in the movie. - Yes.

So, when you were
travelling together. - Yes.

Then did you need help
or was Varun enough?

Varun was enough.
- He'd carry your luggages?

Yes, not just the luggage,
he'd lift even me too.

So, that was fine.

Varun is a very decent
guy in that matter.

Very much.

You saw how he
carried me onto the stage.

Varun, you're carrying
luggages in the movie.

Tell me the truth.
You're a superstar now.

Have you ever
changed cylinder at home?

Yes.. Sir, no one
respects me at home.

Let me clear that first.
- Why do you say so?

I mean,
I get a lot of messages from her

asking for a
song or something..

'Please send
me this or that.'

But,
no one listens to me.

My brother
ill-treats the most.

Oh, God.

When there's a movie work going
on and I want to say something

he is like 'Get out!'.

'I don't want
your suggestions.'

They chase me out.

They would be in
the director mode.

But I am no fool,
even I am an actor.

And then, both my
dad and brother team up.

Rohit and
my dad team up.

They say
'You don't know anything'.

'How do
you make movies?'

Because the
last two didn't work, so..

So,
keep mom by your side.

Mom is good. - She can
control both directors.

Mom loves
emotional movies.

When I did Badlapur and
October, she was very happy.

Badlapur was indeed
a very beautiful movie.

I asked it as
Ms. Archana asked me to.

I've lifted
a lot of luggage.

She makes Mr. Parmeet
lift all her luggages.

And if he refuses,
she lifts him

and says
'Shall I drop you?'

So, the man
automatically gets scared.

Because shes's
number one in flicking.

I wonder where she has
flicked one particular tall man.

Someone no one has
been able to lift till date.

Sir, the character, Raju
that I'm playing

has just one wish in his life

that he gets married
to someone.

Okay.
- He's ready to marry anyone

but he's not finding anyone.

But why do you scare people
of marriage

specially on this show?
- Right. - No..

I don't scare anyone.
There's no such thing.

There will be one or two
such bad experiences.

It's fine, otherwise..

Mine is going well..
- People shouldn't get to know

who we're talking about.
- You just talk about yours.

Fine. Talk about yours.
- No.. Talking about my wife

there have been a lot
of changes in my life.

It's all because of my wife.
- Good changes.

Marriage is a nice thing..

There's been no
changes at all.

For the girls. - You still keep
flirting over here.

He's saying, for the girls.
- Sir.. - So, what else do I do?

Even my wife asks me, sometimes.

Bharti was telling me,
Nora Fatehi came to your sets.

So, I asked her what do I do?

She said, you were dancing
with her.

I said, I won't. Should I
perform veneration instead?

That's what we get paid for.

I only do these things
on screen.

Otherwise,
there's no such thing.

Otherwise, they're all left
as desires.

Sara acted in Mr. Rohit Shetty's
movie, of late.

The movie was of light mode,
isn't it? A comedy movie.

Now, you're acting
in Mr. David's movie.

So, you like comedy movies?
- Very much.

Also, those who are
into comedy shows?

I like them very much.

Thank you. We keep raising
our immunity this way.

There's no one else, anyway.
- No. I like them, a lot.

I think making people laugh
is the best thing.. - Right.

Anybody can do.
- Actually. - Yes.

Whether it's you or Varun
or Mr. David.

Any such person..
Specially, in these times..

Right. - By these times,
I don't mean, just Corona.

It's Christmas season.
It's time to be positive.

Right. - But Corona
also exists. - Right.

So, specially,
in such times, I feel

if you can make someone laugh

there's no one better
than those people.

Wow! Thank you.
- It's the best thing

to make someone laugh.
- Thank you, Sara.

Well, when I met Sara
for the first time

I felt she's such
a naughty girl.

I'm telling you, honestly.
It happens most of the times

a lot of heroines come here.

Well, they do act in the movies

but they get nervous, at times.
- Right.

But she got along so well when
she came here, the first time.

I felt she's such
a confident girl. - Right.

And today, in her next episode,
you've said such nice, virtuous

and informative things..
- Isn't it? - Wow!

I have reformed.
- Yes, you have. - Didn't I?

Right. By living with your mom
during the lockdown, isn't it?

Right. But Varun
would always tell me

just relax. Why do you keep
screaming all the time?

No..
Actually, what I mean is that

the way you live
with your friends..

People usually say, when you're
in a public platform

just be what you are.
- Right.

But it doesn't happen
that way.

Because, a lot..
- It happened with me.

A lot..
Did someone just sneeze?

But..

Because..

It's believed that the virus
remains inside

when you're
in an air-conditioned room.

No!

Well, Sara, let me tell you

it's a very good thing,
isn't it?

Stay the same.
- That you take precautions.

But Ms. Archana.
- Okay.

I mean, you just won't believe
what extent she goes to.

What does she do?
- She drives, herself.

Her driver comes walking
all the way. - Wow!

He comes here and..
- He doesn't come walking

but he comes in another car.
- He comes walking?

He comes in another car.

Look, she's so rich.
- Driver has his own car?

Driver has a separate car.
- Different cars? - It's nice.

Yes. - Then, he comes here,
parks her car.

She gets into her vanity.

He sanitizes her car
and shows her the video.

What are you looking at?
- No..

It's not from your
personal money, right?

The production company
would have sponsored it. - Oh!

Even I'm quite stingy
about my sanitizer.

But I buy it on my own.

It usually happens whenever
we go to some other place

we use their sanitizers more.
- This always happens with me.

When you go to someone
else's bathroom

when you use their hand wash.
- Right.

Also, the borrowed perfume..
- Right.

You always like those things.
- You enjoy using them.

Basically, she's saying,
she's a thief.

No, I'm not a thief.
I like things you get for free.

You at least use them. I..
- So sweet.

I have all my shoes for free.

Varun would always say

why does she upload the photos
of her shoes on Instagram?

Then, I even started
tagging him.

Because he'd make fun of me
because I get a lot of shoes.

So, when she'd tag me,
someone else would get angry.

Right.
But just forget it.

Gone are those days.

No one would be angry, now.
- Those small bottles in hotel..

One more hi-fi.

It's a must for this one.

I can even touch you, now.

Oh, Sara..

I got a stitch!

Oh!
- What's going on?

Take me home.
No, I mean, send me home.

I haven't been out.
I'm so sorry. I'll behave.

Okay..
- Should we take a break?

New chance!
No, I'm good.

When we go for takes..
- I'm fine.

When we're shooting,
Sara genuinely does this.

Okay.
- At the time of shooting

if Mr. Paresh says
some funny lines

she bursts out into laughter
in between.

We all stop for once
and look at her.

Mr. Paresh got scared of her,
initially.

But this was so funny.
I mean, I don't remember.

Oh!
Sara and Varun, together?

Thank you very much, Sony.

You made our Christmas,
wonderful!

Yes.
But their new year is spoilt

after seeing you two.
What about that?

What were you both doing?

In English, it's called dance.
In Hindi, it's called 'Naach'

In Sanskrit,
it's called, 'Nritya'.

So, is that clear to you, now?

Or you want it to be told
in some more languages?

Hey, say it in 'Punjabi'.

That's the only language
he follows.

He said it in different
languages. - Right.

But it didn't feel like a dance
from any angle.

They will tell us about it.

Hello, Sara. - Hello.
- Hello, Varun. - Hello.

Whatever little dance
we just did here

I did the choreography.
I'm Bhoori.

Bhoori? - Yes, Bhoori.
- I must say, she's so daring.

She's introducing herself
after such a ridiculous dance.

You don't have
to dress up in retro?

You're already from the retro.
- Mr. Varun

he doesn't value our dance.
- Okay.

That's why, he can't take it.
- Oh! - Okay.

Of course. You can visit
our private events sometime.

People pay us Rs. 2,000.
He's not allowed to enter there.

Okay. - I'll tell you
what private events

he's talking about.
Those with children at home

these two go there
with the drums.

They keep dancing
till they get paid Rs. 2,000.

Once they came across
a very stingy man.

He didn't pay them

and they kept dancing
for five years.

Then, their five years-old boy
gave them Rs. 1,000

and we brought them back.

So, I'll tell you
something about him.

Nora had been here.
- Yes.

He danced with her.

After seeing him dance,
Nora gave up dancing.

She teaches 'Ghazals', now.
- Hey!

Does she teach 'Ghazals'
or she sings them?

She's teaching.

Whichever she knows.

You know what? He danced
before Mr. Prabhu Deva, once.

Oh! - Yes, we didn't follow
what he said in Tamil.

But through his expressions,
it felt

he gave five topmost abuses.

Mr. Varun, forget
whatever he's saying.

Sir, you..

Chandu!

Hey, just hold on!
Mr. Varun

can you please talk
to Mr. David

and get me casted
in 'Judwaa 3'.

I can even play
three characters.

Yes, Chandu as fakir.
Chandu as beggar.

Chandu as complainant.

Kapu Sharma, listen.

All the hard work that you spend
on gossiping about us

if you utilise this hard work
on your guests

we won't have to spoil
your show in between.

That's wonderful, Chandu.

By the way, Chandu,
whatever you just said

are you really confident

or you'd like to take
your words back?

Hey, Bhoori!
You're on my side!

Just say 'yes'
to everything I say.

Now, it's time.

Come, let's make
our show, together.

Show.
- Will you marry me?

Hey, you!

Why do we have to marry
for the show?

It can't happen
with two people.

We'll also need some more
members, right? - Oh, God!

You take the payment
as per the adults get paid.

But you sound so kiddish!

Listen! I'm not very keen
on making the show.

Sara is my idol
and she's right here.

By the way, Sara, I've watched
your entire journey.

You made yourself, fit.

Then, you even became hit
in the industry.

I really like your journey.
- Even you make yourself fit

and become hit on the show.

Most of them think you're
in the show because of me.

Oh! - Really?
- Yes. - Really?

Concentrate a bit.

So, can you spell
concentrate for us?

Listen.

Okay.

Let me tell you something.
I come here for the shoot

and not to tell you
the spelling. - Right.

Here you go.
- What's that?

Take this dictionary.

Dictionary. - Oh, my God!
- So, learn all the spellings.

I'd want to hear them from you
in the next episode. - Wow..

First, read it, yourself.
It's a directory.

Oh!

You just saw the first letter
as 'D' and you just got it.

No wonder it had 'A'
for 'Amandeep Singh'

instead of 'A' for apple.

Chandu!
- No worries.

Shall we do
what we are here for?

Yes, let's do it.
- Well, Varun, Sara

the two of us together
have opened an acting school

in partnership. - Wow!
- 'Bhoochand Acting Academy'.

That's such a silly name,
'Bhoochand'!

It feels like some flour and
doesn't sound like an academy.

'Bhoochand'.
- Flour?

Let it sound like a flour.
How does it matter?

The kind of training
we will give the children

they will never face shortage
of flour in their homes.

Oh, my God! - Very nice.
- Mark my words, Kapu!

That's really strange of her.
She always starts

with the poverty line.

She ends
with the line of Sensex.

We can't make out which
country yours is from?

Whether its Indian,
Bhutani or Nepali

or if it's from Bangladesh.

You're mixing up everything.

Listen to me.
Let me talk about business.

Mr. Varun.
- Yes.

Talking about acting,
let me tell you

that in the movie
'Mission Impossible'

if I would've played
the part played by Tom Cruise

I could've done it better.

Oh, My God.
- I'm not ghosting.

This is what I am.
- Not ghosting, boasting.

Look at his guts.

He will talk about an actor,
who can't come to know about it.

If you have guts,
talk about Ashutosh Rana.

He will come with rage
and cuddle you properly.

That's my cuteness.
Everyone likes to cuddle me.

If Sara gets impressed
by my cuteness

she will also cuddle me.

Listen, Mr. Cuddle.

An elastic band is used
in Pajama not as a belt.

Wow. Look at her.

That's why this elastic band
comes with this pajama only.

How dare you call me a pajama?

I'm an equal partner
of this academy, Varun.

This academy couldn't be
established without my money.

She talks as if she invested
lakhs of rupees there.

She invested 350 rupees only.

That too to buy a chair.

She sits on that only.

Because I'm associated with it

that's why
that academy is running.

Varun, you picked luggage in
Coolie Number One', didn't you?

Please send these two sacks
to some unknown train.

Kappu, if Varun is a coolie

then Bhuri is okay
to be a sack today.

Mr. Varun, if you can drop
this sack in my bag..

Don't sit down. What if your
leather pants tear down?

That's where your attention
will be, I'm sure.

Be quiet.

Let me ask for a wish.

Sir, if you can drop
this sack in my bag..

I'll be so grateful.

Chandu, I'll tear your bag

I'll bury you in the ground

if you say something,
I'll tear you in half.

Hey.

A husband can bear this torture,
not a boyfriend.

If you want to do this,
you will have to marry me.

Excuse me. Are you dreaming?

What do I lack?

Since I'm here,
Sara is staring at me.

You look at her first.

You were looking here and there.

It's okay. I'll see her when
the episode is broadcast.

Do it now.

When Sara was dancing

Sara looked at him five times
but he didn't look back.

Show the confidence.

He has non confidence.

What can I do
if I have no confidence?

Ms. Sara, Mr. Varun.

let me tell you this.
- Okay.

Tell me frankly.

I..

Whenever I'm..
- Remove this.

You seem to be carrying
a heavy burden.

Whenever, I..
- Show your eyes.

What happens when you pretend
to be rich.

Whenever I..
- Why are you blushing?

Whenever I'm in
the company of the rich

my confidence goes down.

Who is rich here?
- We aren't rich.

I haven't done any shooting
for the last six months.

I'm poor now.

May God make everyone
poor like you.

I hope so.

He is very good
at giving blessings.

May God make you happy.

He was just now asking
to fill his bag.

Everyone asks to become friends
with a girl, not like this.

What happens to you
when you see rich people?

I lose my confidence.
- Why?

I don't know.
I lose my confidence.

In this time of corona virus

it can infect everyone,
either rich or poor.

Everyone is equal now.
There is no difference.

I can understand.

Chandu, now I know why you
get nervous in front of me.

I don't get nervous
in front of you.

I get over confident
in front of you.

You just told me about
an elastic band and a pajama.

If I can't become a belt
out of an elastic band

you also can't be a pair
of pants instead of pajamas.

I face a problem
when I see rich people.

Suppose I want to buy almonds.

Almond is a dish
only the rich can have.

Dish?
- Dish?

It's an item.
- Dish.

I know that Almonds
are very costly.

When I go to buy almonds

and I see a few people standing
there, I lose my confidence.

Then I buy Bengal grams
instead of almonds.

Poor boy.
- I don't have confidence.

I'll tell you one thing.

Should I tell you
one thing about him?

What will you say?

You are the one turning
my almonds into Bengal Grams.

Sir, I have a bigger car
than him.

Then..

I don't bring it here.
- Why?

I park my car outside
the Film City

and I walk down here.

I don't have that confidence.

I'm scared

that if I try to
get an auto-rickshaw

the auto-rickshaw driver
will scold me for coming out

and will tell me
to stay at home.

This is the fact.

I don't have confidence.
What to do?

I don't use my new shoes.

I come out
of my house like this.

I'll tell you one thing.

None of the works is inferior.
Everyone is a coolie here.

We all carry burdens here.
- Wow.

Great.

You don't need to tell him that.

He is coming after doing
coolie work on Andheri station.

See. He got
his red shirt there.

Sir, I always think about

how I can boost
up my confidence.

Chandu, I think you are carrying
a lot of things inside

to say to Kapil.

Kapil, come in front of him.
Let him say everything.

Fine. Say whatever
you like today.

Childhood friend.
- Very good.

Sir, look at his style.

Tell me. Who says like this?

It seems he is going
for wrestling.

Chandu, show your confidence.

Come from there.
Play some dramatic music.

Both of you come here.

Why does he do it wrongly?
Look at his shoes.

How can he wear them
with pants?

Tell him clearly.

He wore the shoes
from a band party.

He has kept a chain as if
someone will steal him away.

Who is going to steal you?

Play the music.

Say it, Chandu.

Look at them.
- Yes.

Come on.

Sir.
- What's this?

Don't lose your confidence.

Don't call him sir.
He is your childhood friend.

What did you use to
call him in your childhood?

Kapil.

What was his pet name?
- Tony.

Call him Tony.

Tony.
- He is that Tony.

Who is not a big shot.
Call him Tony.

Varun, to tell you the truth

Sara can do this work.

Sara.
- Yes.

Sara, you have to build up
his confidence.

I'll lose my confidence.
He wasn't even looking at me.

How much did I try?

To build up his confidence,
I'll lose mine.

I was dancing but
he wasn't looking at me.

We have to see this today.
Play music.

Go, Chandu.
- Come on, Chandu.

Come on.
- Chandu.

Come on. Walk like this.

Come on, walk.

Your film is about
to be released.

But he will remove me
from his show.

We can do another thing
to boost your confidence.

Come here.

You have never danced
with a mainstream heroine.

Suppose you are
the coolie number one.

You are looking
like an original one.

How do you feel now?
- Play music.

Romantic.

Don't be shy. That's my job.

Okay.

It's great.

Look at me. Look at me.

Look at her eyes.

I'm losing my confidence.

I can't do it.

Chandu.

He also ran away from me.

Ma'am, you are too good.

People are running away
from me in this show.

Sara, Salsa.

I don't want to do
salsa with him.

You are getting a chance
to dance with Sara.

I have an idea.
- Okay.

This is the last idea.

I think that it will boost up
your confidence.

How?

Play a very romantic
emotional song.

What do I do?
- This is right.

He will dance with you.
- No.

Come on. He is blushing.

Sara, now he will say a
dialogue looking into your eyes.

Say a romantic dialogue
of Mr. Shahrukh.

Tell me.

Whenever I look into your eyes..

Move ahead. Go closer.

How can you look into
her eyes from such a distance?

Hey, dear.

Whenever I look into your eyes..

Hold the hand of your sister.
It's a romantic scene.

It's a romantic scene.
Do it properly.

Sara, he will do it now.

Let him do it with Varun.
He can do it properly.

I'm telling you to let him
do it with Varun.

Varun, come here.

What's going on?

Whenever I come to you

why do I feel that with you
I have a relationship

of many births?

Wow.

I love you too much.

I love you. Enough. That's it.

Thank you so much.

Chandu got his confidence.

Thank you, Mr. Varun.
- Okay.

Get Sara's hands sanitized.

Thank you, Mr. Coolie.

Kappu, what about
my confidence? He got it.

Okay. Dinesh, come here.

Listen to me.

Students are waiting there.

We have to run the academy.
Let's go.

Listen. I have a role for you

for lead hero and heroin.
Will you do that?

There is a cartoon
series on Sony Yay.

Okay.

I can talk to them if you like.

What will we do there?

Same what you are doing here.

Lets' go.
- Get lost.

Sara, your parents
are actors.. - Yes..

When did you decide
to become an actor?

I thought about becoming
an actor when I was a child.

How old were you?
- I was very young.

I am still young.

I thought about it
when I was a child.

Now, you have learnt to wink.
When you were here last time..

She didn't know how to wink.
- For the promotion of 'Simba'..

You didn't know how to wink.
- Say that again.

You didn't know
how to wink.

But she winks
in such an indiscreet manner.

Because I am
a straightforward girl.

But you should be subtle..

Isn't it suppose to be that way?
- Yes.. - Do it..

Yes.. - Kapil does it properly.
- Show us..

You have to be very subtle
about it. - Yes.

Kapil winked at Nora, lat time.
- Show us.

What?
- Wink..

Yes!
- Varun, you do it.

Yes..

Do it with one eye.
- That's not my style. - I see.

Varun,
Dinesh has a question.

You have worked on two films
with Mr. David.

You have worked in 'Judwaa'
and 'Coolie No. 1'.

Were the previous movies bad?

Is that why you're remaking
those films? - Oh, God!

The old movies
were amazing.

As an actor, I agree
to work on a film

after listening
to the subject.

Besides the fact
that he is my dad

he is a great artist.

He has made 45 films

so, he like making..
- 45..

He wanted to present
these stories in a new way

to the people.
According to him

the young generation..

They don't know
how to laugh at themselves.

That's right.
- That's so true.

So, Raju's character
and the humour..

It's about him. - Yes..
- You are right.

You are laughing at him

most of the times.
- You have worked in the remake

of the film 'Judwaa'.

When we were young, we watched
'Judwaa' because of Salman Khan.

The young generation wouldn't
have watched that film. - Yes.

Varun worked in the remake
of the film

that's why he has young fans
following him. - Yes..

So, people like those films..
- They do..

I am sure, people will love
'Coolie No. 1' as well.

Varun, what is it like
to work with your father?

It's very nice.
I think

Sara can give a better answer

about our dynamics at the set.
- Tell us, Sara.

I had a lot of fun.

It didn't seem like
a father and a son

were working together.
I feel

they respect each other
as professionals.

Wow!
- Which is very important.

I feel, Mr. David is

very good at his job.

Right.. - Yes..
- So..

We used
to follow his instructions.

Sometimes, he used
to get mad at Varun

and he used to vent out
his anger on me as well.

He used to do that,
sometimes.

When we were filming
for a song

we were five minutes late..
- Yes..

There was some problem
with our costumes.

So.. - Problem..
- Yes!

She said the same
to the director.

Sara, why are you late?

There was some problem
with the costumes..

Yes, there was some problem
with the costumes. - That's why.

Our costumes were getting fixed.

So, Mr. David yelled at Varun.

When I told him the reason,
he said..

'You don't say anything!'

That was the only time
he yelled at me.

I have never seen David
scold anyone at the set.

He got mad at me once
but..

He rebukes me a lot.
- He always reprimands Varun..

Since I was there

he yelled at me as well.

But the ambience
at the set..

Mr. David used to say

that he makes films
based on love stories.

Yes..
- He makes hearty films.

He cannot make films
if he doesn't do it with love

and humour.
- That's right.

That's so true. - The ambience
was perfect for this.

When I was filming
for 'Main Tera Hero'

I had worked for Karan Johar

and then, I was working
in David Dhawan's film.

These two directors are
completely different.

They are very different.
- Yes.. - Two different worlds..

There's a lot of difference.
- Yes.

When I started working
for my father

he used to ridicule me.

What! - My father
and his assistant directors..

My brother..
They used to do it initially

because it's not..
- It's a different environment.

Why did they ridicule you?

Whenever I used
to make a mistake or fumble..

They'd say, I am a new actor
and I am an amateur.

They'd say this
on the mic. - Oh, God..

So, I was..

I used to get very upset

and I'd tell my.. - He wouldn't
have done this to anyone.. - No.

No.. - Since you are..
- He used to do it deliberately.

It's tough love.
- That's right.

My brother used
to tell me..

Your father is directing you,
it's not your mother.

He always asked me
to remember that.

My father only makes films
for the audience.

He doesn't care
about his family.

That's true.
- He does not care

about where his artists
have come from.

He does not care.

His relationship is only
with the audience.. - Yes..

He has a legacy of his own..
- He does..

He keeps that in his mind.

He always says,
the weakest actor in a film

is the hero.

He always says that to me.
- Really?

The reason he has so many
characters in his films is

because they make
his films successful.

Wow! - He always says that..
- That when it's humorous..

That's great.
- I agree with that.

Whenever I am acting
with Paresh Rawal

Johnny Lever
or Rajpal Yadav..

And Javed Jaffrey..

It's magical. You're
creating magic. - I see..

They always come up
with ideas

so, one has to hang in there.

And.. - It's very amazing
to hear this

from a lead actor.
- No, it's true.

It is unusual.

It's true.

Varun is such a mature actor.

A person learns a lot
after working in so many films.

He has spoken very highly
of this father this time.

Last time, he spoke
differently about his father.

I would like to show you.
Please have a look.

'All the actors ask
for a script, first.'

'After reading the script'

'they decide whether they want
to work in the film or not.'

'Varun, when you work
for Mr. David'

'do you have such demands?'

'I do demand
for the same'

'but he doesn't listen to me.'

'I get the script
when the filming is done.'

'Okay..
- He tells me'

'that he has never given scripts
to Salman Khan, Govinda'

'and Anil Kapoor.'

'Why should he give it to me?'

'Nice!'

'But David is an easy-going
director. - No..'

'Is he easy-going with you?
- No, he's not easy-going.'

'He rebukes me a lot.
- Really?'

'He rebukes me
for no reason.'

'Please tell him..
- What?'

'He reprimands me a lot.'

'He was very
easy-going with me.'

'It's very easy to
work with him.'

'He's good but maybe..
- He is, right?'

'He's good with outsiders..
- Since you're his son..'

'I think he likes people
who are not his family.'

Someone has responded
to this.

I would like to show you.
Please..

Oh..
- Oh! - Shall I start?

David!
- 'Good evening, Kapil!'

'Archana.. Hold on, I am home.'
- Hi!

'People say
that I don't give scripts.'

'People of this generation
don't work without the scripts.'

'Actually, I have never
given scripts to anyone'

'because I have worked
with so many talented actors..'

'I never needed scripts.'

'But the young
actors need scripts.'

'They want to know
every detail..' - Look..

They should know
how to improvise.

'That's how it works
in my comedy films.'

'I think, Kapil also works
in this manner for his show.'

Lovely!
- Well said!

He taunted me as well.

Whom is he talking about?
I didn't say anything.

I didn't..
- You said a lot.

I didn't say anything.
I get rebuked because of you.

This always happens. - Why're
you being so respectful to me?

You curse me all the time. Now,
you're being so nice. - You..

You asked me to be nice to you
in this show. - She's rude now.

All right. - You asked me
to be patient and nice to you.

You asked me not
to yell at you or curse you.

Okay..
- Didn't you say that?

When she.. - Sara,
just hit him with this glass.

He always does this.

Hey!

Why is Sara winking at him?

I learnt how to do it.
So.. - Yes.

You can't wink at people
all the time.

You need to do it
at the right time. - Yes.

This means something else.
- Yes.. - Yes..

Hey..

She has learnt to wink
and soon, she will..

Wear a mask and wink.
No one will know.. - Yes!

Ma'am,
at the starting of his career

Varun wasn't giving dates to his
father either for a film.

No.. - And then he did
'Main Tera Hero'.

So it's his third
film with him in a row.

Does Mr. David actually like
your work

or have you come to know
one of his secrets?

Oh, God!

Thankfully!
You have asked this question.

But genuinely..

When you work with someone
and it works..

We have given two big hits
together. - Right.

So it only makes sense
to do another one.

Wow! - Absolutely.

Sara, you just said that you
missed chats a lot.

So we have something
for you here.

But keeping in mind that
you are a star

we have arranged
a celebrating chat maker.

Really? - We will show you.

Get it soon.

That's it.

Thank you.

Mister, please give that
towel to Mr. Varun.

He is your chat maker.

Please come here.

Hello..

I am coming from here.
- Okay.

'Pani Puri',
'Sev Puri', 'Bhel Puri'

'Butter Chicken' with bread.

Try it all yourself.

'Pani Puri'?

Brother,
how do you serve 'Pani Puri'?

We serve with anger..

Brother.. - ...to those
who call me 'brother'.

Then how do I refer you?

'Mangetar' or 'fiance'.
- What?

My full name
is 'Darling Mangetar'.

You can call me 'darling'.

I'm here to have 'Pani Puri'
and not to flirt with you.

Will you please do the
needful? - What?

'Pani Puri'. - Sure.

What do you like
to have it with?

With some spice,
sweet or with immunity?

What's 'immunity' here?

We serve dishes with sanitizer
instead of spicy water.

It kills the germs in you which
make you call me 'brother'.

You can serve it with spice.

Right. Do that.

Mister, when did you eat
such a big 'Pani Puri'?

In the lockdown, may be..

It's readymade. - I see.

Some more..

Make it more spicy.

She is winking at me.

Make it more spicy.

Some more..

I will have to make it without
the glove then.. - Oh, God!

I will eat this one. - Sure.

How was it?

It was the one with sanitiser.

But it's good.

Thank you, mister.

A big hand for Varun Dhawan
and Sara.

Take it.

Thank you, mister.

Sara, it was Archana who gave
us the idea of this.

It was fun.

She asked us to get it as
celebrities like it.

It would be good if we have
such a date.

Would you have a date like that?
- I would love.

The other day Ms. Archana
was having 'Pani Puri'.

She held something and said
she wants to have big 'Puri'

and I told her it's
a 'Bhatura'.

'It's okay.
Put some 'chana' in that.

Sara, both of you have done a
film named 'Coolie Number One'.

Yes. - I will give you a
title ending it 'number one'

and you will have to say on
whom it suits us the most

in our industry.
'Lazy number one'.

I think that's Shraddha.
- Why?

If we are going anywhere out
and making plans..

Shraddha would sound exciting
in the beginning.

But when I call her,
she responds..

'No.. I am sleeping now'.

I am with Shylog..
It's her dog.

'I am with him and he is
very sleepy.'

Let it sleep if it's sleepy.
Why do you care?

Lazy number one..

There's no one as such.

I don't be with such people...

If they are lazy..

True. - I think I am lazy.

'Liar number one'.

I think, Junu.

Who? - Junu Chopra.

Ravi Chopra's son..
- He made a movie recently..

'Bhootnath'. - I see.
- 'Pati Patni Aur Woh'. - Yes.

He is a producer.
- Okay.

Why is he a liar?
- Because he is.

He says big things.

Who is stylish number one?

Allu Arjun.. - Who?
- Allu Arjun?

I think Ranveer is very
stylish. - Ranvir. - Yes.

Okay. 'Stingy number one'.

That's me.
I think I am stingy.

Really? - Yes.

I am stingy.

I am cheap.

I like free things.

'Late arriver number one'.

Alia.

Alia. - Yes. - Okay.

'Flirt number one'.

Karthik.

Karthik. - Karthik.
- Do you think?

Hello!

The number you
are trying to call

is permanently switched off.

Kindly try later.

In fact, never try later.

Hi, Mr. Varun! - Hi!

Hi! - Hi, Sara!

You know.. - Listen to me.

I asked them first.
- I spoke first.

I will talk first.
- I will talk first.

I will. - I will..

Get down first, both of you.

Wow!

We are up here in two episodes

and he already has a problem.

Come.

Come.. - He is too
jealous of you.

Look at your ties.

Hi. - Hi.. - Hi, guys!

Varun Dhawan..
- What's up? How are you?

He is Varun Dhawan..

Oh, my..
- How is it going, guys?

Good going.. - Very nice.

Oh! She is..
- Yes, she is mine.

What a gift on Christmas..

Merry Christmas..
- Merry Christmas..

She is my Sara
and it's my Christmas.

Please talk with some respect.

No. I will talk with Sara.
I don't who 'respect' is.

Why should I talk to someone
I doesn't even know?

Sara, look..

She looks so cute even
from a distance.

Ms. Sara..

Please come with me
on a date.

Oh, my God!

Where do you want to go?

Please come.. - But where?

Anywhere.. I mean..

We can go anywhere.
- What are you saying?

Varun might think bad
about you. - Oh, sorry..

Mr. Varun, do you like
chocolates? - Yes.

Please get some
chocolates for us.

I wanted to talk to her..

Is it real?
- Yes, that's very real.

He has kept it. You are not
getting the chocolate. - Yes.

Don't you feel ashamed of saying
such things being children?

We are not children.

I am turning 18,
whereas I'm just 12.

And I have even decided
whom to vote.

Already? - Yes.
- Who is it?

Government of India.

Keep in touch.

I will form a government.

I have 100-200 friends.

I am a youth icon.
- Superb!

Ms. Sara.. - Yes? - Let's go
on a date, please..

Oh! Where's Sara and..
- Can't you see?

Have you seen yourself?
- Shall I say something?

I'm sending her close
to you. - Oh, God!

He has sent me here.
Thank him.

Hi..

Hi..

You wanted to go
on a date.

Please sit on the sofa.

It's okay. Oh, God!

You look even more good
from close..

You are so cute..

Actually, I am going to..

If you lose weight,
we will go on date.

That's impossible.
- I'm knowingly

leading my childhood like
David Dhawan's..

But I will grow up to become
Varun Dhawan. - I will wait.

How smart!

Hey! There's still time for
you to grow. Go to school.

But.. - You will get late.

Oh, wow! Look at her jokes
back to back.

And I am very intelligent.
I don't need to go to school.

I am very..

You can ask me anything..

Anything..

You have all the answers
loaded in your belly.

Tell me Newton's law.

Why should we?
We aren't his servants.

He doesn't know anything.
He is the Apple's Newton.

I know his law.

I don't remember the
beginning

but I know the end part.
- Say that.

'And this is Newton's law.'

Yes..

Now I think we can go
on a date.

You are very young for that.

Then send us on a cute date.

I mean, you are children
and Sara is elder to you.

You can attach us make an
adult out of us.

You are so funny..

You should do more
of comedy.

You do really well.

I think we can go
on a date now.

We'll go on a date with her
one after the other.

Really? - Yes.

I will go on a date with her
first and then you will.

Why would she leave Varun
and go on date with you?

Oh! Yes. Mr. Varun..

Mr. Varun, you like chocolates,
don't you?

No, you've already tried that.

He doesn't like it.
- But we like chocolates.

Go, get some for us.

Varun is going to keep that
money for himself.

You aren't getting chocolates.

The theatres are closed.
I'm getting money now

so I will keep it.

Please get it.
- Listen..

We'll go on a date..
- I will go first.

I will go first. - I will..

Who is cute among us?
- I..

Okay. You can go first.

But I will become a waiter.

I will go on a date.

Please come here.

Let's go there.
- Restaurants aren't safe.

Chandu Ka Dhaba.
- Here..

Come. - I can't come.

Please come, ma'am.
- Please go alone.

Okay.

Come. - Sure.

Imagine, it's a big cafe.
- Shall I sit?

Please sit. - Okay.
- Sit..

Have your seat please.
- Thank you. - Very nice..

You are so beautiful.
- Thank you.

Your eyes are so intoxicating.

I-N-T-O-X-C-I..

Hello, Ms. Sara. - Hello!

Hi! - Hi!

What do you want to eat?

What can you serve?

Hold on.

Hey! Get whatever you have.
She's anyway not going to eat.

We will just take a few
selfies with food.

I'm eating the rest
of the food.

But I want to eat.
- Really? - Yes, everything..

Then stand here and take
the order.

Come here. - Tell me.

I will order..
Will you have tea?

The tea here is very famous.

If you give me Rs. 200,
I will make you have best tea.

Best tea..
- I don't have money.

Then I will order something.

Waiter..

Get some good tea.
It should be something

which would make us
more active.

It should make us feel
refreshed.

Sir, we make tea from
cow's milk

and not from snake's.

Who made him a waiter?

Who is this waiter?

I'm not doing well..
- You aren't.

I'm hopeless, right?
- Yes.

Then you become a waiter and
let me go on date.

All right.

I will play the waiter.

Okay?

Yes. What would you like have?

He is getting closer by
playing a waiter. - Stay here.

Now tell me what you have
to offer us in food.

Nothing. I ate everything.

I ate everything.
But I have kept some for you.

I thought you ate me. - No.

I am not a demon.

Am I so big?

No. I am not so big
that I would..

Anyway. But I have got
food inside.

Please come inside..
- She won't come inside.

You are a waiter.
So give us the menu.

There you go.

That's your menu.

Then get this.

There you go. Have it.

Superb!

Oh, God! Krishna..

It's not tasty at all.

Please go. We need some space.

So, will you have this space
with some stars

or with Mars?

Don't talk rubbish.

I might look innocent
and decent.

But I am..
- Are you like Govinda?

You..

Sorry..

Hey.. - You..

No.. - Sara, come..

They are insolent kids.
Forget about them.

It was our date..

Sara, I will see you. Okay?

Sara, come.. They will leave.

Anyone here who claims to
be a kid is only for display

In reality,
they all are 50 year old people.

But, they ran away.

But, good..
- I knew it..

Anyone who wants to
date me runs away.

They give some reason or
the other and run away.

Someone has problem
with the food or waiter

how can everyone
have a problem?

You've just met.. - What
other problems can there be?

You'd surely know.

I've just
heard what you say..

Tell me.
- What?

I never dated.
I married straight away.

I never knew there was
something like dating..

Sara has been on big
dates. You've been on..

I've never
been on a big date.

You've been
on smaller dates.

Varun]Shut up. - Tell us
what happened on that date.

What happens?

Tell us
about a funny date.

I've never experienced it,
as I said, all run away.

No, but where would
you like to be taken?

To a restaurant
or for a movie..

I mean, what does a guy have
to do to date Sara Ali Kahn?

Nothing,
just don't run away.

That's usually enough.

No memorable
date has happened.

By God's grace, one day.

Varun, what do you do
when you go on a date?

What do you do?
- What I do when I go on a date?

Answer now.

I mean, I..
- I..

Come on, answer..

I am a soft
spoken person.

So, you talk slowly?
- I am very shy.

And then? - I do what
the girls want to do.

Anything?
- Anything.

Please search someone
like you for me, please.

Even I want
to do anything.

Mr. Kapil, I enjoy a lot
everytime I am here.

It is the
day of Christmas.

So, I've brought a
few gifts for you all.

I love gifts.

On behalf of
'Coolie number 1'

for all the starcast of
'The Kapil Sharma Show'

please bring the
gifts, Santa Claus.

Wow!

There's a Santa Claus too.

Starcast, please..
- Yes!

Thank you.

Our Santa Claus
is quite.. Quite thin.

Even he followed
diet during Corona.

Why are all
Santa Claus old?

I've brought gifts.

Gifts for all of you.

Sara, come on here.

I'll get a gift
for you too, come on.

So, this is for Krishna.

Wow.
- I know that you..

I know you would've
brought something special.

You're always in need of money,
so a cheque of 1 crore rupees.

Oh, wow!
- From Sapna bank.

Because this is a dream.

So, even this
won't get encashed?

No.
- A dream remained a dream.

Kiku.
- Yes, sir.

Just like you,
even this gift is big.

At least the box is big.

Even this is for you.

There is a
neck tie in this.

A neck holder as
your neck is very inside.

So, this will
highlight your neck.

Here you go.
- Okay. Thank you.

Let's try.

This is a
very special gift.

Santa Claus himself has
sent it from the North Pole.

Wow!
- You'll like it very much.

This is the
best actor award

for our
very own Sumona.

Wow!

Santa wishes to
make everyone happy.

So, you too stay happy.

And keep dreaming.

Oh, wow!

Chandu.

Just like Chandan

we've decorated
these hearts for you.

Oh, wow! Amazing.

Would you like to
open it and see?

Yes, of course.

Hey.
- Open it.

What is it?
- How to..

'How to
build confidence.'

This is for you.

Because I wish this
show is yours one day.

And Kapil does
an entry for you.

Wow.

It is Santa's job to
make everyone happy.

Ms. Archana,
you naughty girl.

This is for you.

What is it? - Because you
travel on crocodiles

What's that?

These are oars.
- Oars.

These will be very useful.

I won't need to use my hands.

Now I have oars. Thank you.

Kappu, now these oars
will keep you quiet.

This is a special gift
for Mr. Sidhu.

I'll give this to Ms. Archana

as you already have his chair.

Take this too.

Take his gift too.
- What's in this?

Is this closed?

It's closed like him.
- Is this a secret?

You may open it.
- There is a snake in this.

What's in it?

This is for you, Navjot.

Poetry.

He doesn't need it.
He writes his own poetry.

That's why, it's given to you.
You read it.

You take everything. He even
sent that election ticket.

He said that Archana can
fight the election too.

'I don't want anything.'

At last, for Kapil Sharma

who makes everyone laugh.
- Wow.

He has achieved fitness now.

Kapil, I know you want
a six pack for a long time.

Yeah.

I saw you trying
when Ms. Nora was here.

I know it's your heart's wish.

Now you don't need
to keep this wish in your heart.

I have brought
you a six pack t-shirt.

This is how
you can get a six pack.

You can't do it otherwise.

This last gift is for Sara.

This is for you.

You brought a gift for me too.

I brought it by mistake.
I'm not able to open it.

Chandu.

Mr. Chandu, I want you
to tell her what's in it.

I don't know what's inside this.

Varun, I want to see
what you got for me.

Thank you.
- There is a heart in this.

Because Sara
doesn't have a heart.

What's this, Sara?

You better keep this. Heartless.

A big round of applause
for Varun and Sara.

Varun, Sara, talking to you
was too much fun.

I want to tell the viewers

that 'Coolie Number One'
is released now.

Watch it with your family.
It will be too much fun.

Varun, Sara, we aren't done
with this conversation.

We will continue this tomorrow
and will also call

the remaining star cast here.

It will be too much fun.
So, you will stay here tonight.

Here?
- Yes.

Yes. Here.

See you tomorrow.
Good night. Thank you.

Bye.

Where will we sleep, Kapil?

You can sleep anywhere here.

Ms. Archana, lock the door
and keep the key with you.

Are you also leaving,
Ms. Archana?

Okay.

We will have to have
only fruits for the whole night.

Okay. Fine.