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[girls whimpering]
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[girls grunting]
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[moans]
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[sobbing]
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[somber instrumental music]
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♫
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[birds squawking]
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[birds chirping]
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[coughing]
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[rain pattering]
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[thunder rumbling]
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- Ian, please!
Could you just calm down?
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- He did not know
I took the car.
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He will be
absolutely fucking furious.
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- Your dad
doesn't have to find out.
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We can come back
and get it tomorrow
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when we have the keys!
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- Fuck!
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Don't even think
for half a second
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you're going to break open
that car, mate.
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So get out of my face.
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[keys jingling]
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What are you fucking looking at?
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Stop looking at
my girlfriend, midget!
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- Ian, please!
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- You want to fucky-fucky her?
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No way in hell,
'cause let me tell you,
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there's only one guy
who fucks her,
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and I fuck her real good,
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so go home and fuck mom now,
you demented dwarf!
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[gunshot]
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[screaming]
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[gunshots]
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[screaming]
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[groaning]
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[screams]
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[crowbar clatters]
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[panting]
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No, please!
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Please, no!
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[screaming]
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No, please!
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Please, plea...
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Don't!
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Ian!
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[coughing]
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[engine revving]
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[tires squealing]
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[brakes screech]
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[wheezing and coughing]
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[inhaler hisses]
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[audio rewinding]
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[no audio]
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[breathing deeply]
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[moans]
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- Hey, I hope you're not
time-wasting, you.
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I've got a dozen people
waiting to look at this place,
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most of them paying cash
as well.
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You got cash?
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Right, the light switch is
somewhere here I think.
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[giggling]
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- Hey, come on, let's get
this fucking lease signed, hey?
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[thunder booming]
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[electricity crackles]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[inhaler hisses]
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[coughing]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[electricity crackles]
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[screaming]
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[cell phone ringing]
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[phone keypad beeping]
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- Hi, this is Marc
from USA Actors Management
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regarding your audition request
for our clients
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Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
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from Human Centipede.
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Neither is available for the
auditions in London right now
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because they're shooting
a movie,
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but thank you for the interest.
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Maybe We can do something
in the future.
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Good-bye.
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[baby crying]
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- Stop them tears.
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You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
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[baby continues crying]
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[floorboard creaking]
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[electricity crackles]
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[crying STOPS]
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[insect buzzing]
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[clock ticking]
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[sniffs]
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Oh, my God.
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Have you shit yourself again?
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You swine.
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I've called Dr. Sebring,
and he's waiting.
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Get up!
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[pots clanging]
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[door creaks]
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[sighs]
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Hello, Martin.
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[moans]
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[squealing]
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[chuckles]
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Mmm.
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Martin...
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come and join us.
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00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:04,091
Well..
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Martin, I have your Ventolin.
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Martin, I'm here today
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because your mother is
very worried about you.
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- He keeps on talking
about a centipede
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with 12 people.
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What does that mean?
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- Now, let's see.
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A centipede can be considered
a phallic symbol.
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Centipedes are
very aggressive creatures.
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Their bite can be very painful.
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Maybe he is connecting the pain
that a centipede inflicts
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with the pain inflicted on him
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through years of psychological
and sexual abuse by his father.
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- I miss my husband.
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And it's your fault
that he's in prison!
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- Sometimes people
that are mentally challenged
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and have a history
of sexual abuse...
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mutilate
their own sexual organs.
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I'm sorry.
I going to have to go.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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I'm sure it's just
a passing phase.
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Hmm?
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Martin.
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Ah.
You're a good boy.
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Mrs. Lomax.
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- I've decided to kill us both.
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[bass music thumping]
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♫
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This music is driving me crazy!
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I can't stand this any more!
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[knocking at door]
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He can't stand it any more!
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Come on, tell him.
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Be a man like your father.
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- Stop fucking bothering me,
you retard.
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I play my fucking music
as loud as I fucking want, okay?
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- Kill us both.
I'm begging you.
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- Shut your fucking mouth,
you old cunt.
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What the fuck?
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00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,648
[screaming]
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- I will play my music
so fucking loud,
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it's going to make
your fucking ears bleed
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you cock-sucking dwarf.
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00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,460
Next time,
you batter that fucking ceiling,
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00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,694
I'm gonna come down
and break your fucking neck,
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00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:03,927
Fuck!
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00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,958
Fucking little cocksucker.
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00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,437
Don't fucking bang
that fucking ceiling
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00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,873
any-fucking-more, okay?
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00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,900
You cock-sucking retard!
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00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,452
[zipper unzips]
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[grunts and sniffles]
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00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297
- The lips from B and C
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and the anus of A and B
are out circular
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along the border
between skin and mucosa,
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00:22:55,941 --> 00:23:00,287
the mucus cutaneous zone...
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00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:04,089
the circular mucosa
and skin parts
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00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:10,533
of anus and mouth
from A to B and B to C.
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00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:14,060
Connecting
the pedicellated grafts
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00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:21,568
to the chin-cheek incisions
from A to B, connected...
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Ingestion by A
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passing through B
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to the excretion of C.
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A human centipede...
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first sequence.
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[Woman sobbing on video]
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[man screaming on video]
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[ominous music]
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♫
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- Will you give me a high five
when we get there?
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00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,213
[baby crying]
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- Hey.
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00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:53,329
[tires squealing]
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00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,532
[gunshots]
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[glass shattering]
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[brakes screech]
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00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,641
[woman screaming]
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[crowbar clanging]
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00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,710
[baby crying]
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00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:12,314
[woman screaming]
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[whimpering]
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- Shh, shh.
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[babbling]
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00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,363
[woman sobbing]
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00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:14,140
[coughing]
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[wheezing]
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00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439
[inhaler hisses]
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[Whispers] My lead.
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00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:04,883
My lead.
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00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:06,123
Hey, man.
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00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,221
-
[mutters]
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00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:08,424
-
Hey, man.
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00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:09,990
-
[muttering]
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00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:13,367
[speaking German]
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-
[grunting]
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00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,003
- Ja, komm.
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00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,036
[moaning and grunting]
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00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,775
[speaking indistinctly]
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00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,680
Yeah!
Yeah, come up here.
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00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,844
Come up, oh, yeah!
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00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:31,081
Yeah.
Yeah!
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00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:33,521
Very good!
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00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:34,853
Yeah!
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00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,826
I did ff!'
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00:28:36,849 --> 00:28:39,489
[cackles]
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00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:42,692
[speaking indistinctly]
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00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,065
[camera clicks and whirs]
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00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:48,071
[all sobbing]
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00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:54,271
[man speaking Japanese]
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00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,928
[inhales sharply]
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00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:24,366
[moaning]
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00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,740
- Whoo-hoo!
222
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,904
- Why do these stupid things
never work?
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00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:32,507
[grunting and moaning]
224
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:35,741
[cell phone ringing]
225
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,912
- Oh, Valerie!
226
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,445
It's that guy from the club!
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00:29:42,014 --> 00:29:43,220
[grunts]
228
00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:46,252
[sighs]
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00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:50,662
[speaking indistinctly]
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00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:51,827
- Shh!
There's...
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00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:53,131
[giggling]
232
00:29:53,158 --> 00:29:55,263
Babe, there's a midget
wanking in there.
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00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:56,739
- You are drunk, love.
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00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,832
- No, seriously!
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00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:07,707
[sobbing]
236
00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:22,956
[growling]
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00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:56,823
[heart beating rapidly]
238
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,164
[electricity crackles]
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00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:14,447
[wheezing]
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00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:25,918
[gagging]
241
00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,564
[electricity whirs]
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00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,594
[all screaming and moaning]
243
00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:42,328
[cell phone ringing]
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00:32:50,869 --> 00:32:52,143
[phone keypad beeping]
245
00:32:58,944 --> 00:33:00,446
- Hi, this is Arianne
246
00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,425
from Creative Acting
Talent Management.
247
00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,120
You called us
with an audition request
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00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,651
for our client
actress Miss Yennie
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00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:06,856
from The Human Centipede.
250
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:08,262
I just spoke to Miss Yennie,
251
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:11,028
and she is very, very excited
and available
252
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:14,196
to fly to London to audition
for the new Tarantino film.
253
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:18,231
Could you please contact me
ASAP on my cell phone,
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00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:22,473
713-499-0913.
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00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:25,744
Thanks.
B ye-bye.
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00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:36,683
- You can't do this.
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00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,457
It's a film.
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00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:46,129
The
Human Centipede
is a fucking film.
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00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:49,867
He is going to stitch us up.
260
00:33:49,895 --> 00:33:54,002
He is going to stitch us up
ass to mouth.
261
00:33:56,334 --> 00:33:57,836
Help!
262
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:01,181
Help!
263
00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:07,309
[baby crying]
264
00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:09,717
- Stop them tears.
265
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:13,348
You're just making
Daddy's Willy harder.
266
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,131
[knife clinks]
267
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:36,178
[plastic rustling]
268
00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:52,353
- What is this?
269
00:35:56,188 --> 00:36:00,330
100% medically accurate?
270
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,370
Mouth to anus?
271
00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:12,009
One digestive system?
272
00:36:12,037 --> 00:36:16,008
Is this a perverted film
you've been talking about?
273
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:44,070
[sobbing quietly]
274
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:27,310
- I want all this filth
out of my house!
275
00:38:27,338 --> 00:38:28,817
[screaming]
276
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:07,046
[yelling angrily]
277
00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,121
[coughing]
278
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:36,976
[wheezing and coughing]
279
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,295
[blood gurgling]
280
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,745
[floorboards creaking]
281
00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:16,759
[bass music thumping]
282
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,781
♫
283
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,868
[broom handle tapping]
284
00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:47,015
- Fuck!
285
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:50,492
[screaming]
286
00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,290
Doh!
Fuckin' hell!
287
00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,489
Ahhhhh!
288
00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,724
Gahhh!
289
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:57,392
[screaming]
290
00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,060
Fuck!
291
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,127
Oh, fuck!
292
00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:10,673
[dishes clattering]
293
00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:13,683
[bass music thumping]
294
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,705
♫
295
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,238
[coughing]
296
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:56,256
[inhaler hisses]
297
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,418
[exhales sharply]
298
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,359
-
[grunting]
299
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,629
[speaking Japanese]
300
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,228
-
[moaning]
301
00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,294
[passes gas]
302
00:42:09,327 --> 00:42:13,241
[rain pattering]
303
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,801
- Swallow it, bitch.
304
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:19,576
Swallow up.
305
00:42:19,604 --> 00:42:22,414
[grunting]
306
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,249
-
Feed her.
307
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,846
Feed her!
308
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,084
Ahhh!
309
00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:31,093
[Woman screaming]
310
00:42:31,115 --> 00:42:34,119
[rain pattering]
311
00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:47,436
[all moaning and grunting]
312
00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:59,511
- That was fucking sensational.
313
00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,581
And you know what?
314
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,429
Yeah.
315
00:43:07,452 --> 00:43:08,624
How you doing, doc?
316
00:43:08,653 --> 00:43:12,931
[groans]
317
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,267
Oh, I rather fuck
that retarded boy,
318
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:17,796
but...this'll do.
319
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,069
- I know a place in Thailand
320
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:22,135
where they specialize
in that sort of thing.
321
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,043
Oh, yeah.
322
00:43:24,068 --> 00:43:26,571
Oh, yeah, she's a good one.
323
00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,982
- How much to fuck you
up the arse, darling?
324
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:33,786
- For you, darling, 50.
325
00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,432
- Jesus.
326
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,299
Who the fuck are you?
327
00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:51,034
What the fuck have you done
to yourself?
328
00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:56,943
That's right.
Have a good stare.
329
00:43:56,968 --> 00:44:00,541
Have a good fucking stare,
you little fucking pervert!
330
00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:02,346
Fuck off now
331
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,377
before I get out of this car
and smash your fucking face in!
332
00:44:05,410 --> 00:44:06,445
Don't!
333
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:11,153
[screaming]
334
00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:13,321
[gunshots]
335
00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:20,865
- No, please.
Please!
336
00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:22,269
[screams]
337
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:41,188
- Martin?
338
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:51,190
Martin, it's me,
Dr. Sebring.
339
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,527
So...
340
00:44:56,561 --> 00:44:57,801
this is where you work.
341
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,903
This isn't right, Martin.
342
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:06,211
What you're doing,
343
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:10,617
it's wrong.
344
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:14,179
Martin, I can help you,
345
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:19,525
but you have to put
the gun down.
346
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,190
Imagine what your father
would say if...
347
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,220
[screaming]
348
00:45:28,793 --> 00:45:32,331
Martin, Martin, no, Martin!
349
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,084
[snarling]
350
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,731
[babbling]
351
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,862
[baby crying]
352
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:02,928
[snarls]
353
00:46:09,033 --> 00:46:12,037
[coughing]
354
00:46:35,493 --> 00:46:38,497
[whimpering]
355
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:44,476
Please.
356
00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,448
I'll do anything you want.
357
00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,815
Please!
358
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:52,309
I won't tell-
I won't tell no one nothing.
359
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:53,515
You fucking...
360
00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,716
[screaming]
361
00:46:54,745 --> 00:46:56,156
[shouting indistinctly]
362
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,488
[screaming]
363
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,928
Someone help me!
364
00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:03,956
[muffled thumping]
365
00:47:34,952 --> 00:47:37,956
[cell phone ringing]
366
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,646
[phone keypad beeping]
367
00:47:51,669 --> 00:47:54,411
- Hi, Martin, this is Arianne,
Miss Yennie's manager.
368
00:47:54,438 --> 00:47:56,577
I Wanted to confirm
that Miss Yennie is not delayed
369
00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:58,177
and will be landing
this morning
370
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,053
on London's Heathrow Airport
at 6:00 am. your time.
371
00:48:01,078 --> 00:48:03,183
I understand your driver
will be picking her up.
372
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,659
I hope she does
a great audition.
373
00:48:04,682 --> 00:48:07,253
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Bye-bye!
374
00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:36,481
- God, I cannot believe
I am here
375
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:39,984
auditioning for
a Quentin Tarantino film.
376
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:42,896
My agents are so excited
about this.
377
00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:47,930
I should probably call them,
378
00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:51,600
tell them I landed
and, you know, I'm on my way.
379
00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:55,907
[coughing]
380
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,378
- Have you seen
The Human Centipede?
381
00:48:57,401 --> 00:49:00,780
[Coughs quietly]
382
00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:02,284
- I was really drawn
to the film
383
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,910
because of
the medical aspect of it.
384
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:05,386
If you were a surgeon,
385
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:07,912
you could actually perform
that surgery.
386
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:10,425
It's just so scary.
387
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,591
It was so grueling
being on all fours,
388
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,328
so I demanded in my contract
that I had to have
389
00:49:18,356 --> 00:49:20,097
an hour-long massage
every night.
390
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:23,003
I mean, why would I not
demand that in my contract?
391
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,973
Oh, and the rest of the cast,
392
00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:27,499
we all took showers before we
shot the centipede stuff,
393
00:49:27,531 --> 00:49:30,239
because I mean, you're close
to someone's butt,
394
00:49:30,268 --> 00:49:32,544
and you don't want to smell
anything and...
395
00:49:32,570 --> 00:49:34,345
or, you know, whatever.
396
00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:35,874
I'm kind of a germaphobe.
397
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,943
Um...
398
00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,650
[coughing]
399
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:55,535
Oh, that must be Quentin's car.
400
00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:06,709
[sighs]
Do you have an umbrella?
401
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:10,378
Because this rain
will ruin my hair.
402
00:50:11,408 --> 00:50:14,252
Okay.
403
00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:18,382
Oh!
404
00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:36,301
[people moaning and screaming]
405
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,525
[shouting indistinctly]
406
00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:16,577
[woman screaming]
407
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:26,254
[shouting indistinctly]
408
00:52:26,277 --> 00:52:29,622
[groaning]
409
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,117
[sobbing]
410
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,154
[sobbing hysterically]
411
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:41,790
[eerie music]
412
00:54:41,812 --> 00:54:43,812
♫
413
00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:12,553
[electricity crackling]
414
00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:15,557
[all screaming]
415
00:55:15,579 --> 00:55:18,583
[crowbar thudding]
416
00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,987
[groans]
417
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:24,288
[teeth clinking]
418
00:56:24,314 --> 00:56:25,418
[gurgling]
419
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:53,638
[sobbing and sniffling]
420
00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:10,188
[heart beating rapidly]
421
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:28,105
[moaning]
422
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:29,405
[groans]
423
01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:37,601
[moans]
424
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,519
[screams]
425
01:01:48,772 --> 01:01:51,776
[whimpering]
426
01:01:55,412 --> 01:01:58,416
[sobbing]
427
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:37,755
[ominous music]
428
01:02:37,788 --> 01:02:41,292
[staple gun clicking]
429
01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:44,328
[all screaming]
430
01:03:33,476 --> 01:03:36,480
[wheezing]
431
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:56,268
[inhaler hisses]
432
01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,001
♫
433
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:34,282
[distorted classical music]
434
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,304
♫
435
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,782
- Please, please.
436
01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:05,418
Please don't hurt me.
437
01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:07,394
Please.
438
01:08:07,417 --> 01:08:09,693
I'll do everything.
439
01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:17,297
[coughing]
440
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,163
[screams]
441
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:26,230
[cell phone ringing]
442
01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:35,809
[phone keypad beeping]
443
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:38,444
- Hello, this Marc from
USA Actors Management again.
444
01:09:38,474 --> 01:09:40,010
Please disregard
my earlier message.
445
01:09:40,043 --> 01:09:41,818
Fortunately, Miss Williams
and Mr. Kitamura
446
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,380
were able to reschedule,
447
01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,484
and they're really, really
excited to come to London
448
01:09:45,515 --> 01:09:46,789
for Mr. Tarantino's auditions.
449
01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:47,886
I hope it's still possible.
450
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,225
I'm totally confident
451
01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:50,822
that they're gonna do
very Well on this,
452
01:09:50,853 --> 01:09:52,457
so please call me back
as soon as possible
453
01:09:52,488 --> 01:09:53,796
at this number to confirm.
454
01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,063
Thanks very, very much.
455
01:09:55,091 --> 01:09:56,866
Talk to you soon.
Good-bye.
456
01:09:56,893 --> 01:10:01,103
[screaming]
457
01:10:14,844 --> 01:10:17,848
[grunting]
458
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:58,626
[spitting]
459
01:11:39,863 --> 01:11:44,778
[spitting]
460
01:11:51,941 --> 01:11:53,887
[grunts]
461
01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:56,288
[shouts]
462
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:31,575
[thunder rumbling]
463
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:09,446
[all passing gas]
464
01:14:19,655 --> 01:14:21,464
[giggles]
465
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,805
[cackling]
466
01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:41,749
[guffawing]
467
01:14:41,778 --> 01:14:43,621
[spitting]
468
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,235
[coughing]
469
01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:26,823
[insect buzzing]
470
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,806
[retching]
471
01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:42,180
[coughing]
472
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,275
[bums]
473
01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:51,514
[electricity crackles]
474
01:19:35,037 --> 01:19:37,415
[door creaks]
475
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,478
[screaming]
476
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,301
[engine sputtering]
477
01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:16,718
- Ah!
478
01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:19,123
[grunting]
479
01:20:43,973 --> 01:20:46,977
[baby crying]
480
01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:00,791
[wailing]
481
01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:08,429
[growls]
482
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,200
[snarling]
483
01:23:15,224 --> 01:23:18,637
[coughing]
484
01:24:05,941 --> 01:24:07,943
[gun clicks]
485
01:25:36,198 --> 01:25:37,199
[grunts]
486
01:25:42,304 --> 01:25:45,547
[crying]
487
01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,356
[screaming]
488
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,222
[door creaks]
489
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:28,244
[engine revving]
490
01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:40,125
[Woman sobbing on video]
491
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,606
[baby crying]
492
01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,179
[crying STOPS]
493
01:30:06,201 --> 01:30:09,182
[eerie music]
494
01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:11,204
♫
494
01:30:12,305 --> 01:31:12,539
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