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Eureka. It worked.

It worked.

He is so beautiful.

He is just like a normal baby.

They can't be that.

They could not have discovered it that fast.

We have to hide him, Jan. - They'll find him anyway.

What then? - We can only do one thing.

There they are.

Well done.

Someday you'll free us from them.

You are safe here. This is the most advanced area.

When you grow up, you come to save us.

Get out of my lab, bunch of rats. Go back into your sewer.

First of all: good morning.

I know everything. Don't waste my time.

He's my son.

No, he's an experiment.

Where is he? - Where you can't find him.

Don't force me to press the button ...

and put an end to this.

I can help.

I don't have time for nonsense, Ágata.

But daddy, my cousin Sigfred is just as old as me ...

and he may torture.

Remember when I asked you ...

to search all pets here to destroy them ...

and you hid some of them?

I felt sorry for them, but i have changed.

I don't understand that you're my daughter.

You always embarrass me.

It is a blue planet.

The planet Earth.

Are you sure? - Yes. I know where it is.

You can't do anything. That kid will destroy you.

All right then. Do you want me to be proud of you?

If you ever want to sit on this throne ...

is this your chance.

Listen, Ágata. That kid is the ultimate weapon.

I want him alive.

If you caught him, I'll come and get you.

It will not be long. I will not disappoint you.

USA / SPAIN

GARAGE COMPANY LÓPEZ

Another creep that on miles already has its big light on.

Just let him pass by, Juan.

No way. That hothead is not going to catch up with me.

You ruined your timing belt.

What an idiot.

Do you think what I think? - Yes.

What do you think?

I do not know. And you? - That wasn't a car.

My God.

I will strip it. The parts will yield a lot.

It's a meteorite, Juan.

Or even worse: an asteroid. I don't really know the difference.

Sorry, I'm nervous.

Juan, I heard something.

Come here. - I hear something.

María, stay away. - Someone's in it. Quiet.

Look, Juan. Look.

It is a gift from heaven.

It is not a gift at all.

See that baby.

We are holding him.

That is not possible. He is not ours.

Look. He is gorgeous.

Honey, that's not a baby, but a lilliputter.

We can't leave him here. - That mustache is not normal.

What do we know about children? - Well, they don't fall from the sky.

Well if it's a miracle.

I have been praying for a child for months.

María, you are crazy.

Hello Dad.

Look, there is dad.

Then look, little one.

He knows who his father is.

Hey, little one.

Apart from the mustache ...

he looks normal.

Good morning.

My car is weird.

It'll be fine. Soon it will be as good as new. We have the latest technology.

I prefer the well-known methods.

López, push harder.

You are a slapjanus. Harder, stupid head.

Wimp. Cock.

Over here. - Here.

Pass him to me. - Stairs now.

Stairs, loser. - Retarded keeper.

Hurry up, mustache reminder.

Fit, kid.

Loser.

Softy.

Fit, you idiot.

Goal. Come on.

Come here.

Goal.

You are kidding me.

I scored. What is it?

Come on.

What is it?

Egoist.

You shouldn't do something like that where others are with.

But I want to win.

No one wants to play with you anymore.

They think you're a cheater. A coward.

That's how I play. - Then hide it.

If you continue like this, they will find you weird ...

and you will be very lonely.

Have you passed on the correct time?

Are you sure? - Yes for sure.

Have you provided the address?

Is it on the invitation? - They don't want to, Dad.

Because I do weird things, right?

Not weird, sweetheart. Special.

Then why is it wrong? - Because you are in Spain.

In countries such as Germany, France and Norway would be greatly appreciated.

But you don't have to go here protrude above ground level.

Then your head will come off. - Is that why my classmates aren't here?

Because I am different? - They will never be like you.

But if you don't do 'your things', can you be like them.

Juanito, you don't have to do anything special ...

to get very far.

Listen: in this country you can do it alone be happy if you are average.

Come, make a wish.

I want to be normal.

Juanito, next year I'll make a cupcake.

20 YEARS LATER

the best equipment at the best prices.

Order now.

Of course with the guarantee from CHIT Technologies ...

Where are you? - Here.

True? Have you overslept again? - No.

I'm at the office. I am working on the waybills.

I didn't see you when I walked by. - Then I was stuck in the toilet.

When? - Just now.

Oh yes, I was just on the toilet.

I will come by. I have to tell you something. - No, I'm busy with the reports.

The waybills, you said? - Yes, and the reports.

Damn it.

Have you seen López? - No.

Me neither.

Then warned me. - Watch out for the box.

Since when have you been here? - No idea.

I was early, I'm so busy.

Juan, you know I don't want to that you see me as your boss.

We are first and foremost friends.

What smells so strange? - You're weird yourself.

That is perfume. Expensive perfume.

Since when do you put that on?

I take off my boss hat for that and I put on my friends hat.

Work and friendship don't go together. - You aren't actually my boss.

She starts today. I hired her.

Did you give that girl the job? - No, not like that.

She deserves the job too.

And during the job interviews something happened. A spark broke.

You can't decorate anyone like that.

Everybody knows that applying for a job resembles dating.

Not at all.

What do you talk about during a date? Your work, your hobbies ...

Speaking of hobbies:

it's incredible, but we both love to read and travel.

Everyone likes that.

Help me plan something fun to welcome her.

We never welcome anyone.

As your friend I tell you ...

that we've been way too long didn't party anymore.

I'm not participating. I'm going to get breakfast.

I knew it. You just got there.

Damn it.

Luisa?

Good morning. You may know ...

Oh no. Juan?

Luisa? - What are you doing here?

I already knew you at school would kick far. Look: receptionist.

No, I don't work here.

Well, yes, but in a real function.

Okay, you're kidding. - What a coincidence.

We really need to catch up. Can you stand it? Jaime González say I'm here?

Jaime? Are you coming to work here?

It appears so. Unbelievable. Did you also have eight conversations?

Jaime. - Yes?

Luisa Lanas is here.

Send her on.

You do that very well.

You should really become a receptionist.

If we have a new colleague ...

we usually keep a small welcome drink.

Would you like that?

Watch out, family, we're going to take a selfie.

I know it strictly speaking no selfie is ...

but you understand what i mean.

A nice reminder of your first day, eh Luisa? That's how it works here.

A good atmosphere. We go out every day.

Where is the bathroom?

Through the door and then to the right.

Where do you know her from? - From the university.

She went with a friend of mine. - Nice girl?

It wasn't a very good friend.

I asked if you liked her. - No, Jaime.

Sir, if that was it, we also go once.

You stay here as long as i say okay?

Our service was two hours ago already finished.

Look. Do you see that device?

That has more dedication then you together.

With them I always need my boss's hat.

We had something to drink. That's enough, right?

If you all leave at once, she gets suspicious.

I want to order a pizza with lots of olives.

She is mad about it.

Did you ask that during the interview?

When she comes back, get your ice cream ...

and stay away.

Do you know what that name is? Strategy. - That guy is decorating me.

He was already in the conversations.

I'll make up an excuse and then I'll leave.

Wait. Do you remember Juan, from the university?

Yes, with that mustache.

He works here too. I am happy that he is also having a drink.

Juan. - Hey?

Yes, I will stay here. - Here?

Juanito, go get some ice cream.

We drank so much that the ice has run out.

We still have ice.

No, we no longer have ice. - Yes.

Where?

Ice.

Where's Luisa?

I don't want to brag, but I think she got scared.

The tension became too much for her and then she left.

Unfortunately. I was already thinking about my aunt Clari.

Don't start talking about your aunt Clari.

Juan, they have the right to know. Don't be racist.

A trick to keep it up in bed, And I don't mean sleep.

I think of three things: my aunt Clari who dances ...

pie with leek and beige ribbed pants.

Clearly?

I alternate them in my head.

The first, the second ...

and the third.

That's how I keep it up for hours with a woman.

Well, no hours. That is way too long.

Juan.

What are you doing over there?

I was on my way back. - Home or city?

I do not know. Are you hungry?

You?

Pizza?

Next time then.

Maybe I'll manage. - Oh yeah?

Sure. Bet? - No, it is not. See you tomorrow.

Excuse me.

Do you sometimes like olives?

How's Rober doing? - Which Rober?

Who do you think? - From the university?

Yes. Are you still together? - Please.

That was ten years ago.

We didn't really have anything back then.

It was just a question.

If he saw us like that, he would freak out.

Freaking out? How so?

Rober ... I don't know. He always thought you were weird.

People gossip too much.

Then he said: "Don't you think he's hiding something?"

And then I said: "I think Juan is very normal."

I always say that too.

What am I supposed to hide?

You wanted to know if I had a boyfriend.

Shall we go somewhere else? - Yes, we do.

Can you do a little quieter?

What can you laugh about? - Luisa ...

Say, little door.

What is so nice? - Fuck you, old witch.

Don't get mad, Luisa.

What did you say there?

Luisa, we can just ...

Are you going to be the hero? - me? No, I didn't say anything.

Maybe we'll give you a beating.

Are you going to hit me? - No, she said that.

And if it does? - You cannot beat minors.

I am 18. What is it?

Oops.

You can't hit people anyway.

Do you see this finger?

I knock you down with my index finger. - Two things.

One: that is not your index finger, but your middle finger.

And two: apart from that detail ...

you can't knock me down.

Not with anything else either.

Over here.

Softy.

CENTRE

My son, remember what I say.

Do not protrude above ground level.

Then your head will come off.

Juanito, you don't have to do anything special to get very far.

Keep you out of it.

Life has given you nothing as a gift.

NEXT TRAIN:

Call of 107.

Help.

The brakes no longer work.

We have gone crazy.

This is 107. The brakes no longer work.

We're going to derail.

What was that?

CHIT TECHNOLOGIES TIME TO TAKE THE STEP

TIME TO TAKE THE STEP

Calm down.

Everything is under control.

What are you doing?

I do not know.

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Time to make the move.

Ágata.

We've got him.

Are you sure? - A metro has been stopped in Spain.

Start the video.

Which video?

Spain?

What does such a person do in Spain? - He stopped a derailed metro.

Has anyone pulled the emergency brake?

No, we will switch it off before we cause an accident.

We have the images. - I don't need that.

No facial shots?

Our technology is everywhere. He can't escape.

We have to be quick.

Tell my clones that I'm coming now.

And stay vigilant.

Remember: this is the ultimate weapon.

Coffee with milk and a croissant.

We don't have coffee or cake, but milk is.

Hot or hot?

Sorry.

SUPERHELD?

Everyone has it about the strange event in the metro.

An unknown man jumped on the track ...

and caused chaos.

We have exclusive video images ...

As if he has a rocket on his back.

Shall we go back to work?

We are really distracted by everything.

True, this is nothing. - I'm not saying that again.

Stopping a speeding metro ... What is it?

Explain last night. - What do you mean?

Don't like the stupid. - I didn't stop a metro.

Which metro? - Which metro?

I'm talking about Jaime.

That weird party yesterday.

Look what he gave me. My business cards.

There are 500 of them.

I don't want to think wrong, but he wants to decorate me.

Luisa, that's how Jaime is.

What is there to see?

Nothing. - Let me see.

It's nothing. - What?

Luisa, it's nothing.

Oh, that nonsense.

A publicity stunt, you can see that immediately.

Someone with super powers in Spain?

That is ridiculous.

I don't think so either.

Imagine a Spanish superhero. Suffer is not possible.

He must be American ...

or English or Japanese.

He sometimes comes from Arguijuela de Todos los Santos?

No, Juan. - Luisa ...

Imagine: not someone like us ...

but an altruistic person ...

who risk his life to save a lot of people ...

No, Juan. A Spanish superhero that is simply not possible.

German, that might still be possible.

But Spanish? Come on. Who is his enemy, punctuality?

Maybe he's not a superhero ...

but just special.

You are annoying.

I don't want to go out to dinner with you like this.

You and me? - What is it?

What are you talking about? - Nothing. About the work.

So you don't know it yet.

Ágata Muller is in Spain.

That vacuum cleaner woman?

The technology guru, as I like to call her.

But in fact she sells vacuum cleaners, yes.

You look good, Luisa.

The big news is the visit to our country ...

maybe the most famous businesswoman in the world.

Our people are already at multi-millionaire Ágata Muller ...

who is going to give a speech.

We are switching now.

I would like to meet someone like that.

We are used to it to track down criminals.

It is also important to find people who do the right thing.

I have a message for him.

I know he's listening.

Whoever you are, I'm here to help you ...

to thank you that you are a hero ...

and to tell you that we are together achieve great things.

Like I said: publicity.

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Time to go home.

Time to go home.

Time to go home.

First of all: good morning.

Dad, it's me, Ágata.

Yes, very nice. What do you want?

Jan's son. I found him.

I didn't even know that you were still searching.

I said I wouldn't let you down.

Yes, but you have been busy for 30 years, so don't expect applause.

If you knew what I had to do ...

But now you can come and get me.

Did you find him or did you find him?

I almost got it.

He can't escape. The rest is easy.

Another 20 years?

If you see what I have done, you will be proud.

My technology has spread to every corner of the planet.

Everyone else would have the planet destroyed and needed two days.

You wanted him alive.

Come get me, then we destroy the planet together.

If you don't succeed soon, I destroy him ...

with you on it.

Gentlemen, you have the main prize.

Go to work immediately.

Certainly, boss.

But the day after tomorrow we will must stop the search.

Then the feast of the patron saint.

Only my word is holy.

And nobody stops until we have Jan's son.

Understood? - Yes.

Hey, Luisa. Are you there yet?

Yes, already half an hour. I knew it.

I'm on the bus. I'll be there in three or four minutes.

Because you are late, you treat. - Good.

Easy, silly.

Jan's son, only you can hear me.

Can the radio please be a little softer?

Radio? I don't have a radio.

If you can hear this, are you the one i'm looking for.

Who are you?

I? I'm Pedro Luis.

Let him. He is crazy.

Do not be afraid. I'm your friend.

Can you please stop? I have to get out of here.

Stop. You scare the dog.

Don't you see that?

Driver, let him out. He is crazy.

I have two things to tell you.

Soften it. My head jumps up.

First: don't talk to me. I can not hear you.

Just leave him.

Second: you must come to me.

I am Ágata Muller.

Let's talk privately.

With your superhuman hearing ...

can you hear where i am.

You must have a lot of questions.

Calm down. I'll explain everything to you.

Shut up now.

I don't understand why it took so long before you took the step.

Yes, I'm coming.

You have nothing to fear.

I know your secret and I'm here to help you.

Welcome to CHIT Technologies.

We were already expecting you.

Hey?

Sorry, but I'm in a hurry.

You have no idea how many years i have been waiting for.

You are the vacuum cleaner woman.

30 years. I've been looking for you all my life.

Sit down. We have a lot to celebrate.

What to celebrate I don't know you at all.

Well, from TV. I have one of your blenders.

What you did in the metro was spectacular.

Stop. I have nothing there to experience, okay?

Here you don't have to pretend.

I'm like you. - Yeah right.

I'm a poor wage slave and you are a millionaire.

We're from the same place. - El Masnou?

Much further away. We can't stay pretend we are from this planet.

Do you understand what I mean? - No.

So you say that I am extraterrestrial.

Exactly.

Yes yes, very nice.

When you're back on Jupiter ...

do ET, Alf and Spock then greetings from me.

People cannot melt anything run with their eyes or so fast.

People cannot stop the metro.

Listen. Two things.

One: I don't do things like that.

And two: how do you know?

I can take you to a place where you can be normally.

We're going home with my father.

Yes yes, in a flying saucer for sure.

I'm not who you're looking for. And I have to go to dinner by the way.

Wait.

That's why.

You want to stay here for her. Who is that?

Have you read my mind? - I wanted to do it the easy way.

What do you mean?

You stay here until my father arrives.

Let me go.

Let me go.

You should see my clothes.

Sorry, but you have to see my clothes.

I knew it. I knew you were Jan's son.

What is this?

Finish him.

Guys, this is a misunderstanding.

Sorry.

You leave something ...

Sorry.

Ágata, stop this.

Stop this.

Get him.

Where is he?

Over there. - Who needs him?

He escapes. There.

You can escape from this, but not who you are.

And don't bother me with that buzz.

That is very unpleasant.

He is not leaving the building. - There is no point.

And now I know his weak spot.

Her name is Luisa Lanas. I want her DNA.

DANGER!!

EXPLORE

TYPE: DNA NAME: LUISA LANAS

DNA ANALYSIS

SCAN

Stupid thing.

No, not a stupid thing. Small to medium-sized device.

Household appliances are nice.

Hey, take it easy.

Naughty device.

No no.

Okay okay. No no.

Quiet.

Backwards.

Back, insect.

Af.

Hey, help me out. He broke through. That robot wants to kill me.

Hurry up.

What are you doing there? Smash him.

Hurry up.

To beat. Come on.

Come on.

No word about this. Neither about the embrace.

100% COMPLETED

DNA SENT

Take it on, Luisa.

Please answer.

Juan.

Luisa, where have you been? - Where I was?

Where were you? And what do you look like.

You were not in the restaurant.

No, because I didn't want to wait another hour.

Then say it if you don't feel like it.

I was really looking forward to it to go out to dinner with you.

But something very strange has happened to me. - Better to leave me than?

Yes. - What then?

I don't know exactly yet.

Luisa, what are you doing?

If I have a drink, I may believe you.

Look.

Jaime again. - Do not pick up. In case that.

In case what? - Well ...

Shit, bad signal.

Luisa ...

I know this will sound strange ...

so i just say it.

I have a smart vacuum cleaner with six legs caught that your DNA was sending.

Please call me when you hear this.

I'm coming over with that mold so you believe me.

I have your address from your resume.

Not from an email or from Facebook.

Don't distrust me, like your girlfriend Laurita86.

Damn.

Apologize.

I'd love to tell you, but I have to let it sink for a few days.

If I just say so, you probably think that I am crazy. But not nice crazy.

Ill be crazy.

You better say it now I am drunk.

This wine was very expensive so i have to drink it.

Luisa, I can't tell you anything yet. - Why not?

I have to go talk to my parents.

Your parents? - Yes.

How old are you, twelve? - Yes. No.

Do not turn around it. We both know what's going on.

You know it, I know it and even Rober knew.

After all those years we still like each other.

That has never changed. So just come upstairs.

Luisa, as a girl like you with me asking upstairs, I am very enthusiastic.

I would like, but nobody ever asked me this.

But if I let something happen now ...

I would be the worst person in the world.

What are you doing? Are you leaving?

Hey.

All right, go.

Go for a cup of hot chocolate drink with your parents.

What else do I have to do for a kiss from you?

You are a small child. Go back to the daycare center, coward.

I'm really crazy.

What do you do with that?

That's service again.

What do you have with that girl?

She's not that nice.

If you help me, Luisa can be yours.

I knew it. When I saw the news, I knew it.

Come in.

Did I sometimes have to watch helplessly?

No. I told your mother that you are not a jerk.

I was a little too enthusiastic.

I can do it every 30 years stop a train.

You should have done normally.

But I'm not normal, Dad. You and mom knew that.

Boy of mine. What do you want? - The truth.

No, you want bacon with eggs for breakfast or rags?

You look skinny. - I dont need anything.

Yes, one thing.

I want the answer to a very simple question.

Go ahead.

Say please that you are my parents.

Don't ignore me. Say it. The tension drives me crazy.

Tension? You are just tired of the journey. Take a seat.

Of course we are your parents. How so?

Let's talk about my birth. How long did the delivery last?

I do not know that anymore. - How so? I'm an only child.

We don't know anymore.

That is a long time ago. What have you got?

I met someone. - A girl?

Someone who has very strange things said.

Also a girl, but that's not the point. She wants to take me home.

But not this house. To a very different galaxy.

And don't start talking about that weed.

That was a long time ago and it wasn't much.

So please tell me if I come from another galaxy.

If you hadn't stopped that train ... - So yes. It's unbelievable.

I find it terrible that you have said nothing.

For me you are a very normal child.

Yes, but with one small difference: I am an alien.

Nobody needs to know.

They wanted to kidnap me, Dad.

I'm sure they will try again. - Now you really have to eat more.

You can't record it that way against such powers.

María, stop that movie talk.

We show you.

Juan, we would never do that.

What? You scare me.

Come. - Go inside.

Are you ready for it?

Does this ring a bell?

Is that what I think it is?

You were in this. No idea where you came from.

This is not exactly of local origin.

What should we do then? - I wanted to call the police.

She was the one who ... - The police? Top.

You are damn real model parents.

Thank you. - Quiet.

Hello son. - Beware.

If you see this, we have you sent far away from Chitón.

But thanks to your extraordinary abilities ...

do you have this mechanism fixed activated ...

in your third or fourth year of life.

I did have a feeling.

But this is hard to explain, so I'm going to use these two dolls.

This is Skorba.

I'm Skorba.

I am very bad and I have all residents of Chitón in my power.

And this is me, your father.

I don't allow it.

I'm going to make the perfect weapon to beat you.

Hopefully you start to understand who you are.

Yes, I completely understand.

You can't beat me with weapons.

Not just a weapon. The ultimate weapon.

When my son is born, will wind come out of his mouth ...

and fire from his eyes.

It will be lightning fast.

Flying through the universe he will destroy your empire.

Did he say I can fly? - Skorba will find you.

Where did your son go?

To the left or to the right?

Left or right?

Say it.

Son, this is an interactive hologram.

You must say "left" or "right".

Otherwise the plate will stick.

To the right.

Okay, you said "right."

Then you are still too small and you didn't understand it.

You have to mislead Skorba, and not betray yourself.

Anyway, you must first have the intellectual level of an adult.

One day you will be ready.

Then you just have to step into the rocket.

He will take you back to Chitón to save us.

You are our only hope.

This message is likely totally old.

They must have found a solution.

No word about this, to anyone.

Especially Uncle Toñín. After three drinks he lets go of everything.

I say nothing, but on that planet they are waiting for you.

Oh, so now it's the tyrant's invasion certainly my fault.

They must have done something wrong.

Don't judge so quickly about aliens.

Mom, don't arrive.

Finally, a López can mean something.

I once got the motorcycle from Sito Pons fixed, you know.

This month is going very badly. I do the reports, the mortgage ...

Are they going to do my tax for me ...

those oppressed residents of Chitán, or Chitón?

They figure it out for themselves. - No, boy.

They said you are their only hope.

Their only hope, my ass. - Watch your language.

I can't be uninsured anyway go into space?

Dad, you always said that I was not allowed to stand out.

Now that we know who you are, you can't do it as if you are not who you are.

One: I have no idea what you are saying.

And two: I'm leaving.

Juanito, I'm just going here make a suit out of it.

I think it's good material. - I'm not going to wear anything.

A superhero can do not wear normal clothes.

Superheroes do not exist.

How do we know that? I'll make it, then you can fit it.

It seems really nice ... - I'm not wearing a suit. Point.

Are you not going to say anything?

I can't even laugh, that's how dull it is.

It is a great, average super suit.

Now another wig, then he can celebrate carnival.

I take it off. I am done. - No, wait a minute.

If I take this a little more or shoulder pads in it ...

No shoulder pads. - He looks like a junkie.

Only a flute and a dog.

Say something about it.

After a few hot washings, it will fit.

After all, you are still growing. - Yes Yes.

Look, I copied this from the Superman movies.

If you get cold, you can use it as a scarf.

No, it's a cape. To fly.

Can you really fly?

Apparently.

That guy was talking about fire and flies.

That guy is my dad, you know.

He has a name. - What then?

I do not know.

I'm your father too and my name is Juan Antonio López.

And you will learn to fly.

Maybe you will need it someday.

Great, learn to fly. How does that work then?

Someone from the village will see me later.

Come on, we'll just do it. Try to fly.

Yes Yes. As if that is that easy.

Just flap like a magpie and look out for the trees.

Look at that. Come on. - Let him concentrate.

Broader.

Look at that. Not with bent arms. Broader.

Well done. - Nothing.

What is he doing with his fist?

Yes like that.

Try that.

It does not work.

I think you better jump.

Oh yes, of course. Then I will crash.

Maybe it can only be in the air. - Believe in it, as we believe in you.

Exactly. - I know you can do it.

Out of the way.

Dear help, what a blow.

Everything okay, boy?

Look how quickly you get up. How great.

Are you hurt?

I shouldn't have listened. - Next time it will work.

Next time you jump.

I said already that it was not based on anything.

You just have to practice a little. That's all.

What kind of freak are you?

Beware, huh. I am the only hope from another galaxy.

You mean a sucker system. - With your panties.

That's no panties, brat.

Do you sometimes want a beating of the ultimate weapon?

Oh yeah? Are you going to hit us with your handbag?

Does the S stand for 'slapjanus'?

Or "stupid"?

Or 'snickers'?

What is it? Now you no longer laugh, do you?

Run.

What the hell.

Juan, look.

He doesn't fly, but he floats. - Jesus.

Saint Teresa. - From Calcutta?

No, Ávila. It is a miracle.

That saint of yours cannot do that. - Where is he now?

Do you know where I am? - La Cala De Marbres.

True?

In Mallorca.

What do you mean, Mallorca?

Bachelor party out of control?

Damn it.

So to Txatxarramendi, along Legorreta and Kastelleta.

At Amorebieta you take the A-8 and go straight ahead.

But watch out.

If you first pass Yiurreta, is your big mistake.

Then go back to Ibañeta like lightning.

Drive inside from Goitzueta to Txoritokieta ...

and go immediately after Guantxoritzketa back on the A-8.

A huge detour.

Shall I explain it again?

It is very clear.

Jesus.

Mom, you really see it very clearly.

You don't see that bulge at all. - No, it is not.

And you can wear it throughout the year.

In the spring you see sweat.

No. - Don't worry.

During a galactic fight ...

you just pull your clothes off. That is always impressive.

They are far too expensive for that.

No, mom. - Juanito ...

Does Juan live here? - No.

Not really? Jaime said yes.

Luisa?

What are you doing here?

I know everything. Of course I come.

Calm down, it comes from this galaxy.

Do you want to eat something? You are skin and bone.

Mom. - Sorry, we're a little nervous.

Juan has never brought a girl with her.

That is exactly what we wanted to hear.

I didn't mean you had anything. - Dad, please.

We know what 'we are friends' nowadays means.

Do you want something fresh? Bring them some lemonade, María.

Do it yourself.

Why didn't you say that last night?

I was afraid of being weird. - It's just beautiful, Juan.

This is unbelievable.

But how did you discover it?

Is everything all right, Luisa? Your eye ...

My eye? - Your eye.

That is due to the tension. I know everything and it's beautiful.

They said that they want to take you home.

Have you met that vacuum cleaner woman?

Yes. She is very worried about you.

Stop. Do you know she wanted to kidnap me?

Yes. She is just as nervous as you.

That she found you and ...

She said I had to apologize because I did so bit.

Don't you believe me? I'm Luisa. Why should I lie?

You act very weird. And what about last night?

Yesterday evening? - Yes.

Yesterday evening?

That is perhaps even more important.

Of course. Yesterday evening...

a lot has happened.

I don't know exactly what you mean.

Ask him if it is more important then betray a friend. Ask.

What does he mean? What happened?

What happened?

I know.

You don't have to make it bigger then it is.

It was just a few bad kisses.

Bad? What do you mean?

It's not like we suddenly have something.

And now you suddenly go to Reticuli, or wherever you come from. And then?

One weekend in your galaxy and one here?

You kiss badly. I'll say it again. - But I don't want to leave at all.

I'm taking off my girlfriend's hat ...

and put on my earth cap.

Do you think you are here can you continue to do such strange things?

It's not weird. They are super powers.

Not exaggerate. You just have super vision and super hearing.

And x-ray eyes.

Also fine. And x-ray eyes.

And I can fly. - Can you fly too?

And I am super strong. - You know what?

Jaime also has super power. He is super smart.

And he has us through because you can see it from miles away.

He certainly felt it. He is not without reason HR head.

He knows people. - Yes.

And he was your friend. And you knew he really liked me.

And he also has his own friends.

Do you think I don't care? - It didn't look like that, no.

Now that you know what it's like ...

do you understand why it is always difficult was for me to make friends.

And Jaime always says that he is my boss and my friend.

And actually he's not my boss, but ...

he is my friend.

And you are right, Luisa.

I need to talk to him first.

I love Jaime very much.

And he's my only friend.

Don't you dare believe that nonsense.

Also fine. Then we do it my way.

I think Did you really not understand what I ...

Do you like that?

Not me, but I've never done it.

But if we try and it turns out to be fun ...

What happened? - What is it?

Boy anyway. Everthing allright?

Did you argue? That's fast.

What's wrong with her?

That girl is not for you. - Out of the way.

That's not a girl.

You see? This is difficult. - Here, use my nails.

Look. - Here she comes. Get out.

Here comes that weird man.

Take off your pants. - Pull over there.

Stop it, otherwise I will never learn it myself.

Come on. Show her who you are.

Who then? - I do not know.

Take off your pants.

To pull.

Here she comes.

Stay away. I'll take care of her.

Wait. - Maria, be careful.

What did you do with my son? Bitch. Weird tongs. Rotwijf.

Stay away from my son. Woman against woman, come on.

Woman against woman.

Let go of my wife. - You stay away from my mother.

Jaime, we need the real Luisa.

No no. I have made my contribution. You don't need me anymore.

Besides, I have to go now.

I still have laundry in the machine.

Yes. Your washing machine is very good indeed.

Very reliable. Hats off.

Jaime, you've seen that I don't like him can come here by force.

It must come from itself. And for that I need bait.

Bring me the real Luisa. - That was not the agreement.

You are wrong. You don't need me anymore.

Are you protecting him now? Did you really believe that nonsense?

Of course not.

But it was also true somewhere.

A moment.

Juan, I forgive you. And I love you.

Logical. You are also my only friend.

Luisa is in danger. Ágata Muller wants to kidnap her.

That woman from the TV.

Sorry, I think they are reading my mind.

Do you really think you can go now? - Yes.

That was not a question.

I am really sorry. This hurts me more than you.

Oh no, I think it's you hurts a little more unless you cooperate.

Ágata. This is not the way to do such a thing. Not so.

Is the fall ready?

Almost. - "Almost" is not good enough.

My father is almost here.

Where is your true girlfriend then? - She's not my girlfriend. Stop.

Anyway, she's in danger because of you.

Thanks for the analysis, Mom.

If you don't want to save your planet, all right. But at least save her.

Hey? - Luisa? Where are you?

Juan? I hardly understand you.

That depends on the signal. Where are you? I've come to get you.

On the way home. See you there?

No, not at your place. Stay where you are, among the people.

I'm at the triumphal arch.

Really?

What a coincidence. Me too. I'll be right there.

Luisa?

What's up with you? - No, you.

When did we meet? Do you like to eat olives on your pizza?

Juan, don't be ridiculous. - Okay, you are Luisa. That has to be.

What is going on?

Luisa, I'm not normal.

I get that. There are some things ... - Say that.

I can melt ice with my can ...

I can see through walls ...

and when I sneeze, I blow down walls.

But otherwise I am very ordinary.

All right. Do I have to laugh now?

I stopped that subway. And since today i know i can fly.

That's the worst excuse that I have ever heard.

It is no excuse. - Listen up.

We didn't even have a relationship, so you don't have to lie.

It's the truth, Luisa.

Stop it. You will also say later that you are an alien.

What is it?

Well great. - Don't walk too far.

If it's true, then show me. - Do not be stupid.

So you can fly? Then fly. Do something.

How can I fly here? Then they find us.

Who? - Ágata Muller.

She is an alien from the same planet. - Your planet?

Chiton. - What?

Your made-up planet sounds like some Spanish village.

Well?

Have you made a suit? - No, my mother.

Did she make it? so you could dump me?

Unbelieveable.

You force me to do this ...

where everyone is present. It is also always the same with you.

I don't like you.

Do you see that?

The triumphal arch?

I fly under it and then I'll be right back.

I have never been dumped in such an original way.

Hey smart guy, where are you going?

If you want to work here, handsome ...

you must request permission to Jeferson Noruega.

Sorry, this is a misunderstanding.

I'm the real one. - You lie.

I know the real one: Osvaldo.

He is RoboCop on the Ramblas every Saturday.

We are all confused. This is not a suit.

Is right. It is a pajama, dude.

Jef, we're not doing our best here so that guy can screw it up.

Two things. One: this is not pajamas.

And two: I really save people.

Luisa?

Erin. - To drive.

Wait a minute, you.

We want to know how you get it.

I don't want any problems, okay? - Oh no?

There I am again, son of Jan.

I don't want to hurt Luisa, so don't waste my time.

Do not you dare. - Oh no?

Get out of here, joker.

What do you want from me? - Get out of here.

The sword.

Accept that you are not like the rest.

Damn. Idiot. - Sorry.

You tore the suit. - It was already torn.

Not really.

My father is almost here.

If you join us, we will rule together about these pathetic beings.

I'm waiting here for you. - Where are you?

Where's Luisa? - You know where to find me.

Excuse me. Where can I find Ágata Muller?

Help. - Where were you?

Help us. Look. - Get us out of here.

Use your power. - What is this?

Watch out, it's a trap. - Where were you now?

If you talk together, I do not understand you.

Stay in the elevator. It's a trap.

Juan, what's this? - I told you.

He has powers. Really.

People have no powers.

She doesn't believe it. Fly it.

Are you crazy? We are inside. Then I hit everything.

Then do super power or supervision.

It is 'super view'. Supervision is something else.

You don't have to improve me where she is with.

You are really bad.

Your underwear.

You wear a black bra ...

with some padding.

You wear panties ... and it belongs to a different set.

Do you have a tattoo?

Wow. That makes me warm.

Does it say "Rober"?

You said you didn't really have anything. - Don't talk about Rober now.

I also see something.

You have a birthmark. There, right above you ...

You don't see anything. Release me.

Juan?

What is it?

I hear a noise. - Suffering, suffering ...

The sound.

The speakers. We have to give him compliments.

Juan, I forgive you that you were after Luisa.

Why are you talking about that now?

You arranged the job.

Let's do it now what should we do or not?

Say you like him. That you would have his name tattooed.

I mean it. Say something nice.

Juan, this ...

You are...

very nice.

What is that? You almost gave him the final blow.

Say something epic. - Okay okay.

Juan, then ...

I said a Spanish superhero idiot I didn't know you were one.

I still think it's crazy.

And we will find something on that suit.

Get your strength from somewhere and get us out of here.

It does not work. This always works in movies.

What a super hero.

What did you say?

See what a little buzz does to him.

No, repeat what you said. - What a super hero.

You should see him. What a failure.

Insult him even more.

Worthless superhero.

It's working. Insults work.

CAMERA 25, FACADE TOWER

Time to go home.

Loser. - Nothing.

Superhero? I do not think so.

You are a super sucker.

Imbecile. - Prutser.

Latecomer. - You are zero. A moderate superhero.

I'm ashamed of you. Hero of nothing.

Your English is really very poor.

And your powerpoints represent no ass.

You really can't kiss.

Really? I knew it.

Isn't that possible with such a mustache?

Dad.

First of all: good morning. - I was looking forward to seeing you.

And I'm looking forward to it to see Jan's son.

He's in my power. - Let's see if that is really the case.

You really are a fool.

But not just any fool. The largest in the universe.

They know many planets here.

They will laugh at you everywhere.

Do you know Andromeda?

Even in more distant places they will laugh at you.

If you can fly, I don't understand why you are late every day.

Don't tell anyone at the office. Some people like to gossip.

You as a superhero? I still have to see it.

Shall I let you go?

No no, I believe you. - All right.

Where are we going?

Where all 30 year olds in need go.

No. That is not possible.

He couldn't have done this.

Dad... - Let one thing be clear:

I didn't believe for a moment that you found him.

He was here.

When I see you, I feel like it to blow up the whole thing.

You shame your family.

At your age you had grandma Úrsula already undergone an entire galaxy.

Your cousin Virguis is only 18 ...

and has already committed genocide on Alpha Centauri.

And you must see you now.

How could you leave this planet like that?

Living.

So alive that it disgusts me.

Where's the lava? The chaos?

I want to see volcanoes everywhere.

I have the entire planet in my power, only they don't know.

What good is it if they don't know?

You just got a worthless pet, a ...

I don't know what you are, Ágata, but I wish you weren't my daughter.

Where is your ambition? to become the leader of Chitón?

Where's your character?

Where's your courage? to do important things?

Here.

Finally, girl of mine.

Yes, I am proud of you now.

Are there any objections?

Alright then. I have to destroy a planet.

Are you sure?

Luisa, I have all kinds of super powers ...

but I don't understand you.

Me? - Yes.

A few days ago found your superheroes ridiculous.

And now you don't want to burn the suit. - Ágata will keep looking for you.

Maybe not when I'm not a superhero anymore.

The fuss has begun when I stopped that train.

Oh yeah? Did it go so well for you before that?

This burning does not make you normal. - Do you know what makes me angry?

That I calculated now cannot be normal.

Then we wouldn't argue about this.

No more than whether we would go out for dinner ...

or would meet again, what I want by the way.

You can't choose to be normal, because that is simply not you.

I can choose. Watch.

Say it will burn. - Give them some time. I know Juan.

You are his parents, but I am his boss and his friend.

And you're not even his real parents, so listen.

I already saw this coming. Juanito has to hide.

What are you going to do, Juan? - I'll show them who his father is.

If I have the bullets, they will experience something.

What is going on?

Which.

It is not burning. - Yes. It just has to catch fire.

It does burn.

We have seen stranger things.

So now everything must suddenly be strange?

Let's not be paranoid.

Juanito. Juanito, look.

The aliens are attacking.

What a bloody irritant that person is.

What is that suit doing there?

I don't want to take it anymore, Mom.

Why not? It has become so beautiful. And what about all the sewing?

You are really annoying.

What do you have to look for in this village with a ufo?

Then you are really stupid.

I do not want any problems.

First of all: good morning.

I'm not going. You didn't convince me.

I don't have to convince you.

I'm going to destroy this planet and I'll start with your parents.

Destroy the planet. With your huge toaster?

Take a look in the mirror.

The suit.

The suit. - The suit.

Come on. - The stick.

Beware. - Here, Juan.

Come on.

Say you're not scared. - I'm not afraid.

Don't you believe that yourself?

If she has to, I say so.

Sure I'm scared. You should see that thing.

Two days in the same underpants.

It continues to grow.

Come on.

Hot, hot.

Put your foot in it.

If my mother helps me, I never become charismatic.

He's almost with us.

Go away. Leave me alone with her.

How? - Get out of here.

Get out.

What do you want?

Whatever you say, he's my son.

All the nuns on a stick.

Leave my family alone.

This is something between us.

Family...

Family is overrated.

My gun.

Hold on, Dad. - That won't work.

It looks like it doesn't work.

Hold on, Juan.

Sorry.

It's time to stand out. - Of course, boy.

Show the universe what a López can do.

Dad.

Calm down. I've got everything under control.

He is sucked up.

Isn't that the loser? - Quiet.

This goes immediately on YouTube. Transformer against Slapjanus.

She's going to kill him.

Juanito.

Here she comes.

Beware. There is an attack coming from the right.

The ball comes to Messi.

But wait, someone is on the field.

Who is that?

Someone is on the field, but it is not a player.

What a worthless action.

He is not even naked.

He tells the referee that it is a penalty. Unbelieveable.

What is he doing? Get him off the field.

Send him away, ref. He is going to betray the final.

Bizarre. You should see the players watching.

He grabs the net. Get him off the field.

Guys, look.

What are you doing here? - Don't ask.

What did you do with my parents? - They are not your parents.

No.

Jaime.

Jaime, help me. You have to distract her. - What? The robot?

You're crazy. - She's going to destroy him.

We can't do anything. - Of course it is.

Distract her. - Wait.

I have a better plan.

We're going to the basement and stay there a few days.

What? Are you trying to decorate me?

But it was very subtle.

Damn.

So this is the famous ultimate weapon.

Good. I would like to keep playing, but I still have to destroy a planet.

Hey, Ágata.

Here, read my mind.

I think you should follow me.

Grab something. - I don't have a grip.

Higher. - It does not work.

Higher.

I almost distracted her.

What? - Juan, you are a worthless fool.

do not you dare to insult my son again.

I know it sounds weird but it works.

Juan, you're ugly. Very ugly.

We must work together otherwise the planet will die.

Juan, get up.

Juanito, an adopted child get less love than a real child.

You will be defeated by a girl.

Get up, Juan.

Juan. Help.

Juan, here I am.

All right then. Now it's over.

Indeed.

Remember our first date.

Push her in one go.

Luisa touched my ass a while ago. Now your mother is down.

I can push you in one go.

Don't go play the hero, López.

My name is Superlópez.

Did he say "Superlópez"?

I liked 'Slapjanus' better.

Help.

Juan, are you all right?

Get me out of this.

Are you OK? - No.

See? - Horrible.

This is already the second time that I saved you.

Boy.

I was almost dead.

Boy, your father is almost drowned. - It was awful.

I have no caps left.

Well you have seen what i did, right?

Maybe you are a hero anyway.

Yes maybe.

What do we do now?

And how you landed in that position.

Yes. That was not intentional.

I don't know if you can get used to it. - I'll have to.

When I think about it, I already get a stomachache.

But your real parents are waiting for Chitón until you come to save them.

Will be fine, Mom.

I've got everything under control.

Boy, that was a long time ago.

Thanks to you...

Chitón will finally be a free planet.

Boy, we missed you so much.

We knew you were coming back.

Come here, boy. Give me a kiss.

CHITON LEADER: ADMIRAL SKORBA

LEADER: JEFERSON NORUEGA

Good morning. The big news is the arrival of a strange superhero.

Images of him have gone viral.

The city council goes raise taxes ...

to be able to pay for all repairs.

And that is not all.

Subway line 1 is not yet running because of the accident ...

and football supporters protest against stopping the cup final.

Have a lot of listeners left a message.

This country, Spain, has known real superheroes ...

like Don Pelayo ...

and El Cid.

What should we do with some guy in a gym suit?

I think this superhero is a smoke screen ...

to distract us of what really matters.

I'm 86 and I've been a widow for 40 years.

I have fantasized how I do making love with all superheroes.

But with this Spanish superhero I feel no excitement at all.

He's so skinny, so lean, so ugly.

And then that ridiculous name ... What's his name again?

Shut up. - You always do this to me.

What do you want me to do?

I saw a plume of smoke and my body said, "Save humanity."

So now also a fire.

And otherwise it is a robbery or that boat.

It was a sinking cruise ship.

Sorry, good too. Now it is already smoke. That's what the fire department is for.

When I see someone at risk ...

I'm going to save that one.

It would be bad if I didn't.

How do I let you arrive on time? Set fire to the restaurant?

So I'm saving the planet and you start nagging.

Do you hear, Juan.

From now on you have to live your life as a superhero combine with our lives as a couple.

Listen. If a disaster happens and I don't intervene, it's your fault.

Best. - Best.

Ask for the bill.

Waiter, can we have the bill?

Treating the man at the bar.

You owe me, Superlópez.

Subtitled by: Tom Steinbusch