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rock music
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Des Rocs' "Let Me Live/
Let Me Die" plays
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[Mickey] Here. Shotgun.
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[partier]
Oh!
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[all cheering]
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I know pain, I know dread
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Look, his eyes
have turned to lead
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The tears don't stop
the fire
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It's killin' time
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Liam's team.
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See your eyes
got nothin' left
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Kiss me, I am the cobra
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It's killin' time
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Oh, oh, let me live
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-[Ian laughing]
- Oh, let me die
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music warps, stops
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light music
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[gunfire on TV]
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[gunfire continues]
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-Take that, motherfucker.
-Stop shooting all my guys.
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Part of the game, douche bag.
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-Fuck you.
-Uh-uh.
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You're done, you're done,
you're done!
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-Yes! Uhh!
-God...damn it!
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Victory, bitch.
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-You know what that means?
-Ohh...
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That means you owe me
another blow job.
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah
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Hey
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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When you feelin' yourself,
then move like this
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-Hello, boys.
- Now do it
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When I'm feelin' myself
I move like this
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If you feelin' yourself
then move like this
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Now do it,
just do it
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Yeah
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vocalizing
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[Ian] And I'm bottom now, too,
if you wanna switch things up?
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I wanted to fuck a guy
in the ass,
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I woulda stayed in prison.
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Get the lube, bitch!
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Move
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Move
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Move
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Mickey...[panting]
I'm exhausted.
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-Uh-huh. I don't care.
-We been at this all night.
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And now we're gonna
be at it all morning.
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Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth nob job
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-I've given you.
-Six, bitch.
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Come on, get your
cum dumpster down here.
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[sighs] All right, fine.
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But after this, you're getting
dressed and showered,
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and we're gonna be
productive, okay?
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Oh, don't you worry.
I'm about to be very,
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-very productive.
-Uh-huh.
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-Uh-huh!
-[Ian grunts]
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Ah...
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mmm...
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[chime]
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[Ian] Oh...shit.
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You can't stop mid-gobble.
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Yeah, sorry, I got a text.
Ned died.
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The fuck is Ned?
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Well, nice to meet you, Ian.
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[Ian] So you drove
all the way to the South Side
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-for chips?
-Well, a bag of chips
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and, uh, ginger snap,
I'm hoping.
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Make that body work
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Oh, come on, Ian,
now, don't be rude.
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Invite your boyfriend
back to my place.
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I mean, the more
the merrier, right?
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-What'd you call me?
-What?
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What the fuck did you call me?
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[car horn honks]
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I need somebody
to rob my house,
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and I'm hoping
you could help.
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Make that body work
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-Hey, fucker!
-Fuck!
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[gunshot]
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No fucking way!
-[Ned] It is the toughest
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badass fag beater
this side of the Chicago River.
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Fuck off!
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Oh...right.
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Yeah, I don't give
two shits, man.
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Finish up slurpy.
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Not in the mood anymore.
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[Mickey] What?
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You fuckin' serious?
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rock music
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[urine splashing]
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You really this upset over
some wrinkled old fag dying?
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[muffled]
Yeah, kinda.
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Why?
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I guess everyone
I've been with
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gets a little piece
of my heart.
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Wait--everyone?
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funky rock
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I was hoping to get
my hands on your hose.
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- Take what I want
-All right.
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My muffin top
is delicious.
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You want the bottom half?
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You did not order a muffin
just to make that joke.
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I should probably shut it off,
but then I'd miss the part
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where you take it up the ass
from a teenage boy.
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- Just do it
-[Ian] Jesus.
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We can have a nice time
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-Gonna be a long night?
-Oh, yeah.
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Billy Elliot, cornholing
the father of my children.
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You ever pitch?
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Usually, but...
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I'm open,
depending on what you're into.
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Where are we doin' this?
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Follow me.
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You can go and make it
happen
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What's our safe word
if we wanna stop?
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Ow, motherfucker?
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Must be big, judging from
the grimace on your face.
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Oh.
Perfect.
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Yeah.
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J City playin' around
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These rappers sayin' when ya
around I'ma take him down
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He get aggressive
when they put me in the ring
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I don't wait to take
the crown
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Come on, G.I., pound me
like an Iraqi solider!
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Okay, you need to shut
the fuck up.
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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I'm winnin', I'm winnin',
I'm winnin', I'm winnin'
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Admit it, I'll get it,
ain't get enough
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Yep.
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rap music
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Okay, maybe not everybody.
You don't feel the same way?
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Hey, you wanna bang?
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Do I look busy?
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rock music
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Oh, at least
you finally got hard.
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Yo, Angie.
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-[Angie] Yeah?
-You wanna fuck?
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Sure.
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We're gonna have sex
whenever I feel like it.
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Obviously, I'll be the top
since you're...
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pretty much a chick,
but you are gonna have to
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stick something up my ass
every once in a while,
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or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
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Get up, this is the price
that you pay
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-What the fuck?
-You like the penis, yes?
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Not when there's tits
directly above it.
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You want it up
in your poo place?
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No, I don--I want you
to fuckin'--
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I want you to put it away.
Can you put that away?
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Put that fucking thing
away, please.
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No, I don't.
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You know what, fuck you.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck are you doin'?
What the fuck do you want?
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Fuck off.
The fuck are you lookin' at?
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Tell fuckhead this is not over.
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Fuck off.
Fuck's sake.
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Yeah, tell him to go
fuck himself.
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Fuck you want?
Not my fuckin' problem.
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Shut the fuck up.
Fuck do I care?
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Who the fuck knows
if it's even mine?
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What the fuck kinda name
is that?
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That a fuckin' gay joke?
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Hey, if anybody's
got something to say,
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fuckin' say it.
Shut the fuck up.
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Fuck you!
Didn't know she had a piano.
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What the fuck?
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Are you outta
your fuckin' mind?
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The front door's
plenty wide enough
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for you to walk
the fuck out.
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Oh! Fuck!
Fuckin' A.
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The fuck you lookin' at?
Pi.
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The fuck you chasin'
my bus for?
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'Cause I need you to go buy
me a fuckin' Orange Julius.
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I thought I told you
to shut the fuck up!
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You fuckin' bitch fucker!
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Hey, fuck you, fuck you,
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-and especially fuck you.
-[Ian] All right.
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[grunts]
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I'm sorry if I hurt
your feelings.
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[Mickey] No problem.
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Excuse me for thinking
I had your whole heart.
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You do.
The vast majority of it.
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Vast major--What--
how much is that exactly?
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I don't know.
Eighty-seven percent.
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Eighty-seven percent.
Not enough.
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-You're being sensitive.
-Maybe.
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And you're bein' soft.
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Yeah, well,
it's kinda hard not to--
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cooped up in here
with you all these months,
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having to blow you
every two seconds.
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You know, you don't like it,
you can leave.
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Yeah. Maybe I will.
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[Mickey] Of course you will.
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That's your whole fuckin' M.O.
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Is not.
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Is too.
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Well, I'm leavin' town.
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[laughs]
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There a queer rights rally
somewhere?
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We're done.
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Fuck are you talkin' about?
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I don't need to be fixed,
okay? I'm me!
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This is it.
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This is you breakin' up
with me.
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Let's go.
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I can't.
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How 'bout like a...
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temporary separation?
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Wait.
Are you dumpin' me?
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I need some air.
This whole quarantine thing's
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-getting to me.
-No, no, you don't get to
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fuckin' leave again.
I'm goin'.
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Where the fuck are you goin'?
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-Away from you.
-Oh, yeah?
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What are you gonna do,
some thug shit
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like you always do?
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-[loud thud]
-[women scream]
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-[man grunts]
-On the floor, motherfuckers!
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Hey, Officer.
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Oink, oink.
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[Mickey] Yo, brown ass!
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-Oh, shit!
-Oh, shit is right.
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Come here.
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[man mumbling, whimpering]
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-[Mickey] And curry says what?
-[man shouting]
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This is his errand?
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Do I tell you how to do
EMT shit?
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Leave the goddamn stealing
to the experts.
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We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em,
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and if they complain about it,
we'll beat the shit outta 'em.
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You were right.
We gotta kill her.
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Adiós, motherfucker!
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Hey, Sanchez.
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-Oh, no.
-Time to pay up.
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Fuckin' right,
you keep your mouth shut.
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You say that again, I'll rip
your tongue outta your head.
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You two can put that back,
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or I can crack your skulls
on the pavement.
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-You want this in cash?
-No, we want you to pick out
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fuckin' stocks for us.
Move your ass.
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Cut his hands off,
pull his teeth,
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he can't even be
identified.
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Hey, you get the gun,
I'll go get the saw.
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We can bury that piece of shit
in pieces down by the river.
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-How much do we charge?
-[Mickey] 50 bucks.
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-Girls get 17.
-17?
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Yeah. And we learned
a valuable lesson.
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Anyone can jerk a cock.
I jerk mine, he jerks his.
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Learn a unique skill,
or shut the fuck up.
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[speaking native language]
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00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,577
No one knows
what the fuck you're sayin'.
255
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,424
[Mickey] I say we put battery
leads on her nipples
256
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,999
and light her up like
a fucking Christmas tree.
257
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,004
[electricity crackling]
Aah!
258
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:34,256
[overlapping screaming]
259
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,340
And you're bouncing
off the walls--
260
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,345
I came out for you,
you piece of shit.
261
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,757
Aah!
262
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,555
-I got him.
-Let me go, douche bag.
263
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,850
-[Mickey] Come on!
- [woman] Okay, drop him
264
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,943
-out the window.
-I'm on like the third floor.
265
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,188
[woman] Yeah, let's see
if he bounces. Come on.
266
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,190
Go Milkovich on him.
267
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,862
Aah!
268
00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,485
You know what?
269
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,198
Better than goin' off
and having another
270
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,988
fuckin' bipolar episode.
271
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,833
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
272
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,619
What do you think of gaming?
"World of Warcraft."
273
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,753
The business side of it.
Online multiplayer gaming
274
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,040
is the future--I read
all about it in a magazine.
275
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,504
Think you'd be any good at it?
276
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,713
[Ian] I went for a run
this morning.
277
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,213
I have a ton of energy.
Oh!
278
00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,844
Check out this sunrise.
279
00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,841
-Look at that--it's crazy.
-Yeah, that's real nice.
280
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,723
Must really clear your mind
watching a sunrise
281
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,550
after a long night
of gargling old man balls.
282
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,255
Mm-hmm.
Hey, how come none of us
283
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,715
ever learned to play guitar...
or any instrument?
284
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,766
I was thinking that maybe
we could pick up guitar
285
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,350
or-or piano, drums even,
just--it's--
286
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,356
Hi! Hi! Hey!
287
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,568
The Army's on its way
288
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,777
Count off the cadence
loud and strong
289
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,278
Two, three, four,
wherever you go
290
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,530
You will always know
291
00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,241
That the Army
goes marching along
292
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,082
Oh, my name's Ian.
I don't know
293
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,118
if I'm up or down
or up or down!
294
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,001
Don't mind me
while I just go off,
295
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,458
acting like a crazy-ass loon!
296
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879
Good morning, Illinois!
297
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,261
Hey, why you crying?
298
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,088
You're gonna scare
Mr. Sun away.
299
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,144
Heavy metal diaper!
300
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,256
-[baby crying]
-[humming] Yeah!
301
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,012
No food--we go now.
We hunt like men!
302
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,056
Up, up, and away!
303
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,060
You're gonna love Florida,
man!
304
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,653
Pools in every fucking
backyard.
305
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,438
Every backyard!
Can you imagine that?
306
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,611
Ah, shit, I should watch
my language.
307
00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,989
Aw, shit! Fuck!
I said shit!
308
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,146
Ha ha.
You feel that?
309
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,534
That feeling
is all our problems
310
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,951
just disappearing right now.
Just...[whistles]
311
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,740
Whoo!
312
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,993
The sunset's fuckin' beautiful!
313
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,405
[howling]
Ow, ow, oooh!
314
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,754
Whoo!
315
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,078
Hey, what are you doin'?
My baby!
316
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,254
Tell me to calm down!
317
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,542
Who sent you?
Jesus send you?
318
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,126
Did Jesus send you
to take my baby?
319
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,011
[cop] No.
320
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,796
They wanna steal my baby!
They're trying to steal him!
321
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,222
[overlapping shouting,
baby crying]
322
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,811
Go away, go away!
I-I'm sorry.
323
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,807
-I'm so sorry!
-[baby crying]
324
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,515
Have a nice life.
325
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:56,153
-Don't worry, I plan on it.
-I wish I never met you.
326
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152
[Mickey] Me either.
327
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,991
I, Ian,
328
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,082
take you, Mickey...
329
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,537
Lisa Prank's
"Perfect Love Song" plays
330
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,579
How do you know you love me?
331
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,459
Yeah, please proceed.
332
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,756
I guess that, uh,
333
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,088
makes us all done here, huh?
334
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:27,176
For a moment,
I pretend I'm home
335
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,853
Fuck you, Gallagher.
336
00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,601
If I lay still enough
337
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,355
I'm gettin' some new IDs, some
cash and heading to Mexico.
338
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,567
Feels like we're in love
339
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,358
Gallagher's spelled
with two Ls.
340
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,113
No, it's fuckin' not.
341
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,582
This isn't my first rodeo
342
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,461
By now I know
343
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,340
Nobody wants to
take it slow
344
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,141
And you don't
wanna be in love
345
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,388
-Stubborn--
-Leave me alone!
346
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,059
Be in love
347
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,928
You don't wanna be
in love
348
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,805
Means you don't
wanna be in love
349
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,073
I just want everybody
here to know I'm fuckin' gay.
350
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,897
With me
351
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,821
Comin' back?
352
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,702
Depends. Will you suck my dick
whenever I want?
353
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,293
They say you stole
a helicopter.
354
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,458
[laughs] That's hilarious.
355
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,417
Oh, is it?
356
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,337
And I hope
I didn't say too much
357
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,680
You pay me compliments
all night
358
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,598
I mean, look at Mickey marrying
some whore he knocked up.
359
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,058
What?
360
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,478
How do you know if a guy
you've been hanging out with
361
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,730
likes you?
362
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,028
But, seriously,
this does nothing for you?
363
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,530
[Ian] Eh...
364
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,412
-Still gay.
-[Lip] Still gay.
365
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,827
You ready to go again,
or you, uh,
366
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,579
you need some time,
firecrotch?
367
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,753
Take your hand off the glass.
368
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,592
I don't wanna be in love
369
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,430
I don't wanna be in love
means I don't wanna be
370
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,757
In love
371
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,598
With you
372
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,149
Ian Gallagher!
373
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,358
[thumping dance music plays]
374
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,628
[Ian] You want kids?
375
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,513
Hell, no.
With your mental problems
376
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,089
and my family's comfort
with committing homicides?
377
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,425
I wouldn't mind a kid
or two, though.
378
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,933
Well, there's plenty
of strays
379
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,425
wandering around
the neighborhood.
380
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,806
I'm sure we can pick one up
for cheap.
381
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,566
Wow. You're an ugly
motherfucker.
382
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,819
Well, at least I don't
have to hide in a coffin
383
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,161
-till the sun goes down.
-[laughs]
384
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,660
Ready to do this, Milkovich?
385
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,333
Damn straight, Gallagher.
386
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,707
[dance music continues]
387
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,594
Stupid...Gallagher.
388
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,393
Hey, dipshits, don't leave
your shit layin' around
389
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,233
for someone to steal.
390
00:16:59,268 --> 00:16:59,978
Morons.
391
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,939
Who the fuck wears those
man-purses anyway?
392
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,401
[upbeat music plays
over speakers]
393
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,340
[pounding dance music]
394
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,153
Time's up, lovebirds.
395
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,863
[Mickey] Get up.
396
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,703
That means get the fuck up.
It's my turn.
397
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,660
[pop music in background]
398
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,790
Stupid Milkovich.
399
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,508
[gunfire on TV]
400
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,126
Come on, motherf--
fuck!
401
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,395
Cayucas' "Yeah Yeah Yeah"
plays
402
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,331
Eastside style
with a westside smile
403
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,964
I'm gonna push away
the Palisades
404
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,052
Whoa, that's different
but it's cool
405
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,549
Different, hear the timbre
406
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,471
Rattle of the rattlesnake
407
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,931
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
408
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,024
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
409
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,061
I stopped and stuttered
410
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,565
Turned around and muttered
411
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,607
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
412
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,452
Ah
413
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,527
Yeah yeah yeah
414
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,873
Yeah yeah
yeah
415
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,488
Yeah yeah yeah,
yeah yeah yeah
416
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,996
Catch me by the bluffs
when the sun goes down
417
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,419
A buzzing barfly
in Silver Lake
418
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,129
Feels like summer
in September
419
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,381
'Neath the eucalyptus
420
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,893
And the versus
with the shake, shake
421
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,966
And we were hanging
underneath the bleachers
422
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,694
In my army-green
colored cargo shorts
423
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,057
I stopped and stuttered
424
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,194
Turned around and muttered
425
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,481
"Damn, I guess I'm a dork"
426
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,446
Ah
427
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,906
Yeah yeah yeah
428
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,986
Yeah yeah
yeah
429
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,122
Yeah yeah yeah
430
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,489
Yeah yeah
yeah
431
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,286
Yeah yeah yeah
432
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,000
Yeah yeah
yeah
433
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,210
Yeah yeah yeah
434
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,790
Yeah yeah
yeah
435
00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,881
[clicking]
436
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,974
[clicking]
437
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,524
Ooh
438
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519
-[clicking continues]
- I'm feelin' mellow
439
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,481
-[Ian groans]
- You're feelin' mellow
440
00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:35,401
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the parking lot
441
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,942
Uh-huh,
I'm feelin' mellow
442
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,105
-[dialogue inaudible]
- You're feelin' mellow
443
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,655
We're feelin' yellow
mellow in the parking lot
444
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,200
Ah, yeah yeah yeah
445
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,116
Yeah yeah yeah
446
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,504
Yeah yeah
yeah
447
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,001
Yeah yeah yeah
448
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,503
Yeah yeah
yeah
449
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,335
Yeah yeah yeah
450
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,301
Yeah yeah
yeah
451
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,641
Yeah yeah yeah,
I'm feelin' mellow
452
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,218
You're feelin' mellow
453
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:08,023
We're feelin' mellow
yellow in the...
454
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,058
You softy.
[sighs]
455
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,062
I'm sensitive.
You're soft.
456
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,315
-Remember?
-Oh. Right.
457
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,066
So...
458
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,202
how'd your bipolar tirade go?
459
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,239
Oh, so crazy.
Thanks for asking.
460
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,083
How did your
stealing shit go?
461
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,788
Great. I have so much
more stuff now.
462
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,248
Sometimes we really suck at
this relationship stuff, huh?
463
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,002
It's 'cause you're an asshole.
464
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,343
Takes one to know one, bitch.
465
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,010
We're good at it
sometimes, though.
466
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,062
We work well together.
467
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,217
-Hey, where the hell you been?
-Jesus.
468
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,636
I went to your house.
You weren't there.
469
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,185
My shift's starting.
470
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,478
Look, you got any money
on you?
471
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,691
Two bucks. Why?
472
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,821
I need more than that.
473
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,778
-What for?
-My bitch of a wife
474
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,448
thinks I owe her something.
475
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,196
Like I'm the only guy ever
dropped a fuckin' load in her.
476
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,449
[man] Boys?
Ride around the block?
477
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,661
We look like a couple fags
for sale to you?
478
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,503
[man] Yes.
479
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,118
Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch.
You ain't window-shoppin'!
480
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,036
You're in Boystown outside
a bar called The Fairy Tale.
481
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,375
Why don't you fuck off
'fore I give you a broken spine
482
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,381
to go along
with that limp wrist?
483
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,633
Yeah, get goin',
you fuckin' fruit!
484
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,181
[bottle clatters]
485
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,217
Thinks he can buy
whatever he wants
486
00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,893
'cause he's got fuckin'
Rolex and an S-class.
487
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,772
That shit happen to you a lot?
488
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,939
Every night.
489
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,808
From rich dudes?
490
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,395
-Gotta get to work.
-Hey, hey, hold on!
491
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,111
Tell your boss you're goin'
home sick tonight.
492
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,452
[Ian] Sick?
493
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,527
Yeah, whatever.
Tell him you got AIDS.
494
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,748
Got a room upstairs.
495
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,842
You don't beat around
the bush.
496
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,917
I know what I want.
497
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,962
Do you?
498
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,047
You like it rough?
499
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,803
Whatever you're into.
500
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,182
[Mickey] Say cheese,
motherfucker.
501
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,644
[man] What the hell?
Oh--uhh!
502
00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,854
Hey, that's Bulgari.
That's like 200 bucks cash.
503
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,105
-Nice watch, man.
-I'm calling
504
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,856
-the fucking police.
-[Mickey] Yeah, you do that.
505
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,108
What you think Claire
and little Eleanor
506
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,229
would make of the photo
507
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,355
-I just took?
-[man] Who?
508
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,492
Whatever
their fuckin' names are.
509
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,358
Why don't we take
a little trip downstairs?
510
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,485
-We can go to the ATM machine.
-If you're gonna
511
00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,372
take my money,
least you can do is have
512
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,869
-the twink suck me off.
-That what you think he is?
513
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,041
-Some twink?
-He gave me blue balls.
514
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,170
Oh!
515
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,457
[coughing]
516
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,130
Now they're black
and blue balls.
517
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,299
Yeah.
518
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,128
But we fight a lot, man.
519
00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,223
It's how we started.
520
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,258
Started?
That shit still happens.
521
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,051
Well, it's all I know.
522
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,805
I didn't exactly have
the best parental role models
523
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,348
with Frank and Monica.
524
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,942
There you are.
It's you.
525
00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,018
-Hi, Mom.
-I almost didn't get in
526
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,983
'cause my license is expired.
527
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,573
They thought I was
a Muslim spy or something.
528
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,409
Hey! Oh, enjoy your big,
empty, lonely SUV,
529
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,317
you motherfucking
yuppie piece of shit!
530
00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,406
Don't worry.
We'll get another one.
531
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,952
Oh, yes!
Ian, come on, come on.
532
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,666
Anywhere south of here
is great.
533
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,247
Oh, a dog!
534
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,382
Oh, I want a dog!
535
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,879
Mm. Get warm
with the dog.
536
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,671
Bye, Bill!
537
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,965
Thanks!
538
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,298
-I don't have any money.
-No worries--I got money.
539
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,764
Go in and get us a table.
540
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,724
Yeah, go on in!
541
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,184
Really, go on, go on.
542
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,144
[Ian] What were you
doing with that...trucker
543
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,935
-to get money?
-I sold him something.
544
00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,979
-What?
-Nothing very important.
545
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,653
And it got us a lot of
great food, right?
546
00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,152
What?
547
00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,784
You're a beautiful,
beautiful man.
548
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,531
I did fucking good making you.
549
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,044
-[Monica] Aw, I missed you!
-[man] Who's this?
550
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:58,616
This is my son.
This is my son, Ian.
551
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,173
Hey.
552
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,417
Yeah.
553
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,708
-[Ian] Are you selling meth?
-What?
554
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,922
I found some in your bag.
555
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,341
You're going through my stuff?
556
00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,839
[Ian] Is that how you got
that money?
557
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,421
Then what's he doing
out here?
558
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,756
-Is he cooking out here?
-He takes care of me,
559
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,141
and I take care of him.
560
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,428
And I'm happy!
561
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,561
Hey, what the fuck
is going on out here?
562
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,428
-We're just talking.
-Shut the fuck up.
563
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,015
-I'm trying to sleep.
-Okay, we will.
564
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,190
-[Ian] Jesus.
-The fuck you say?
565
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,608
Jesus.
I said fucking Jesus!
566
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,317
Don't eye fuck me,
motherfucker.
567
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,067
Did I make you hear me,
asshole?
568
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,108
-Fuck you.
-Get the fuck outta here.
569
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,202
-[Ian] Back off.
-No, no, no, he's just tired.
570
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,068
He's under a lotta stress
now, okay?
571
00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,744
His name is Walter,
and he's very handsome.
572
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,124
And I'm finally happy.
573
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,250
I hitched a ride
with a tractor salesman.
574
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,867
People like us,
we can be happy.
575
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,205
[whispers] I love you.
576
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,380
We're gonna be okay.
577
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,708
I'd love a dog, you know?
578
00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:53,465
Yeah, like Terry was
a fuckin' dream parent?
579
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,680
Hey, my dad took my brothers
on a run outta town
580
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,220
for a couple days,
so you wanna ditch that dump
581
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,975
and crash at my place,
you can.
582
00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,306
Was I just invited
to a sleepover?
583
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,231
Fuck you is what you
were invited to.
584
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,730
[laughs]
585
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,069
[no audible dialogue]
586
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:13,989
[Ian] Fuck! Shit!
587
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,030
What the fuck?
588
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,075
[Mickey] D-Dad,
hold on, hold on.
589
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,329
-Mandy wasn't enough for you?
-Dad, hold on!
590
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,252
You sick piece of shit!
591
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,881
-[both grunting]
-[Terry] Huh? Huh?
592
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,127
Get the fuck off of him!
593
00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,169
tense music
594
00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,467
No son of mine
595
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,100
it's gonna be a goddamn
AIDS monkey!
596
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,104
Sit your ass down.
597
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,231
Fuckin' ass digger!
598
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,398
tense music continues
599
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,951
It's Terry.
Send over the Russian.
600
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,999
She's gonna fuck
the faggot outta you, kid.
601
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,464
Ride him till he likes it.
602
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,724
And you're goddamn
gonna watch.
603
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,096
In a way, Frank is worse.
604
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,895
Terry is worse
in every possible way.
605
00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399
-Frank.
-Terry.
606
00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,611
Are we gonna fight
about this too?
607
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,572
No. I guess they're both
pieces of shit.
608
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,242
-Gallagher!
-[Monica screams]
609
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,990
[Frank] I paid you!
I paid you, Terry!
610
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,748
[Monica]
What the fuck, Milkovich?
611
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,748
Get the fuck off me,
you crazy bitch!
612
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,080
-This ain't about you!
-[Monica] Frank, what the hell
613
00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,535
-did you do?
-Why's it always my fault?
614
00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,709
-[Monica] Would somebody--
-[Terry grunting]
615
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,336
[Ian]
Hey...is that my shirt?
616
00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,434
Yeah.
617
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,509
I'm just asking.
618
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,305
-Whoa!
-Jesus!
619
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,019
[slow motion]
Whoa!
620
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,935
Mickey! I know you're
in there, you fuckin' homo!
621
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:14,611
Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot!
622
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,321
I got a little conversion
therapy for you.
623
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,612
-You suck a dick, you die.
-Would you shut the fuck up?
624
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,566
You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
625
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,366
Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
626
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,330
Just want you to know,
you marry a man,
627
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,000
I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head--
628
00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:27,958
simple as that.
629
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,457
Let go of the door before I--
630
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,329
I'm not gonna let go
of the door
631
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,876
until you let go of the door.
632
00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,129
-[Ian] Get the pepper spray.
-[Frank] Aw, come--would you--
633
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:36,381
-Come on.
-One more, Frank.
634
00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,473
I'm gonna count to three.
635
00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,877
-One--
-Hey, Liam,
636
00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,085
would you get me a blanket?
Get me a blanket.
637
00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,426
And some of that bacon.
Get me--
638
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,600
Ah, fuck, what happened
to three?
639
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,560
Look at the little shit.
640
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,690
Oh, my, my, my.
641
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,438
[laughing]
Oh, he's a cute little fucker!
642
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,111
Oh, no, those are mine.
643
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,280
[Fiona]
Come on, let him go.
644
00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,357
No, put it back!
645
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,242
[Frank]
Are you fucking kidding me?
646
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,949
-[Fiona] Hey!
-[Ian] Get off!
647
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,449
-[Fiona] Hey, stop that!
-[Frank] Are you kidding me?
648
00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,741
-[Ian] Aah!
-[Fiona] Fucking stop it!
649
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,075
-[overlapping shouting]
-[Fiona] Knock it off!
650
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,246
[Fiona] Get away from him!
651
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,461
[clang]
652
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,380
[thud]
653
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,169
[Terry] God damn it!
Ohh!
654
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,552
Fuckin' candy-ass
motherfuckin' pussy!
655
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,840
Get these goddamn cuffs off.
I'll kick your fuckin' ass.
656
00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,894
You and your goddamn
faggoty boyfriend!
657
00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,467
You peckerneck bastards,
you rotten motherfuckers!
658
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,643
You pig-ass pieces of shit!
659
00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:29,101
Give me the goddamn meth!
660
00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,522
Or what?
661
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,190
[overlapping screaming]
662
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,109
[Ian] Hey, get--
663
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,108
Aah!
664
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,154
-Fuck you!
-[Frank shouting]
665
00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,106
[Debbie] No!
666
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,945
[shouting continues]
667
00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,447
[groaning]
Uhhhh!
668
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:52,923
Aah!
669
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:56,917
I'll fucking kill you,
you son of a bitch!
670
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,131
Ohh!
671
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,380
Ohh--God!
672
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,136
You fucker!
673
00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,098
[continues shouting]
674
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,681
[man] Don't need no cops,
Terry.
675
00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,096
Don't need no cops.
676
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,364
[overlapping shouting]
677
00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,226
[Terry] Come on!
Uhh!
678
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,823
Fuckin' faggot!
679
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:21,488
Get outta my house,
you pole-smokin' queer!
680
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,988
Fuck you!
Don't worry about it.
681
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,489
I been stayin' at Ian's since
you been in the can, bitch.
682
00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,703
Guess what we been doin',
Daddy?
683
00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,952
We've been fucking!
684
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,163
-Oh, let me go!
-[Mickey] I take it!
685
00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,964
He gives it to me good
and hard,
686
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,747
-and I fuckin' like it!
-Let me go!
687
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,791
-Let me go!
-[cop] Calm down, Terry!
688
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,045
Fuck you!
I fuckin' take it!
689
00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,377
-I fuckin' love it!
-[cop] Get him outta here.
690
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,762
-Fuck you!
-[Terry] I'm gonna
691
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,929
cut your balls in little pieces
692
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,677
and shove 'em up your
ass so far,
693
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,638
you'll grow ball trees,
you fuck!
694
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,389
-You--uhh!
-What is your problem, Terry?
695
00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,481
You been out for four hours.
696
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,267
Faggots!
[muffled] Faggots!
697
00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,311
end chords
698
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,185
[siren whooping]
699
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,283
Yeah, we're doomed.
700
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,238
Guess we have daddy issues.
701
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,578
What if we learned
how to do things
702
00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,616
like a normal couple?
703
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,331
Okay. Like what?
704
00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:16,001
Like fuckin'...
705
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,546
light music
706
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,215
[bird twittering]
707
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,933
Eh...
708
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,314
Okay, uh, count of three,
first thing that comes to mind,
709
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:37,902
something normal
that we could do together.
710
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,147
-Yeah, okay.
-One, two, three.
711
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,069
Funnel beer
712
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,607
-through our assholes
-Take a bath together.
713
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,610
-Huh?
-What?
714
00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,571
[Ian exhales deeply]
715
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,663
[soft music plays]
716
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,659
This is gay.
717
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,161
We're gay.
718
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,502
I don't think I'm this gay.
719
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,422
No. I'm not this gay.
720
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,423
Can we just do one
romantic thing together?
721
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,922
I don't know what
you want from me, all right?
722
00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,883
I'm not into frilly
fuckin' smelly shit.
723
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,926
Jesus Christ, you want us
to put a blanket out
724
00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:12,059
and look
for shooting stars next?
725
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,886
Liking what I like
don't make me a bitch.
726
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,182
Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear
a fuckin' dress or anything.
727
00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,685
[belches]
Douche bags.
728
00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,767
Make way.
I call crapper.
729
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,943
Shove over, faggots.
730
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,521
The cops decided
to make the streets safe
731
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,736
for strollers and yoga mats
again, fuck you very much.
732
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,027
You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
733
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,740
I'll fucking murder you.
Yeah, sure.
734
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,990
Got nothing better to do than
watch a bunch of pruny queens
735
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,532
slap their sacks against
your ass cheeks.
736
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,785
[Ian] Thirteen years old,
she's bringing a shiv to class.
737
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,367
Man, I miss high school.
738
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,502
[thudding]
739
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,998
Motherfucker--
740
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,495
Hey...ah, found it.
741
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,003
-We don't believe...
-Finishing sentences, Grandma?
742
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,545
-[Ian] Mickey.
-That what you don't
743
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:46,548
believe in?
744
00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,719
Why'd you climb through
the window?
745
00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,587
Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans
out front.
746
00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,684
I'm fuckin' busy,
Peppermint Patty.
747
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,809
Go whine to someone
who gives a shit.
748
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,216
-You can't let hate win.
-Wake up little Mary Sunshine.
749
00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:57,475
Hate always wins.
750
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,687
I fucked Angie.
751
00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,846
Everybody fucks Angie.
752
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,404
You don't fuck Angie?
753
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,897
-No.
-Wanna fuck Angie?
754
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,479
I could call her,
get her down here.
755
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,284
-Can you take baby to funeral?
-No, it's illegal
756
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,397
in this country.
757
00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,863
Oh--that fat fuck?
758
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:11,613
He'd give a shit, believe me.
All he's thinking about
759
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,066
is whether to have extra
helpings of kielbasa
760
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,656
or pierogi
at his mom's tonight.
761
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,581
[speaking native language]
762
00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,659
I don't know what
you're fucking saying!
763
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,415
-[continues in native language]
-Oh, my God!
764
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,866
I don't know what that means!
765
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,576
Look, don't worry,
we'll get a dick in
766
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:24,876
as soon as we can.
767
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,799
Yes, I wanna help.
I wanna help
768
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,088
by shoving a shotgun
down my dad's throat
769
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,261
and watching his spinal cord
burst out his fuckin' back
770
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,549
all over his kitchen wall!
771
00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,602
rock music
772
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,425
Okay, you need to push
the fuck back, nutjob.
773
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,345
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
774
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,524
I gotta do this with you
again?
775
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,232
It's not a fucking
Antiques Roadshow.
776
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,942
You get on the whole thing
or nothing at all.
777
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,942
Think I'm gonna stand
around here selling each piece
778
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,534
for 5 bucks like
it's a fuckin' yard sale?
779
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,029
-We're thirsty.
-Good thing
780
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,910
there's a sink
in the fuckin' bathroom, huh?
781
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,617
Get the fuck outta here.
782
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,487
Get outta here!
783
00:33:58,494 --> 00:33:59,544
And learn how to run
like a dude!
784
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,459
That is the dirtiest
white boy in America.
785
00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,539
Jesus Christ!
786
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,629
You fucking never wanna do
what I wanna do.
787
00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,761
Maybe that's 'cause you're
always trying to change me.
788
00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,588
Yeah, maybe some change
would be good for ya.
789
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,603
Fuck you.
Why don't you change?
790
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,176
You're more fucked up
than I am.
791
00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,931
Bullshit, you're the king
of fucked up.
792
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,894
rock music
793
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,936
I'll head over by myself.
I'll be back in a couple hours.
794
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,492
What, you don't want me to go?
795
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,777
Probably best if you don't,
tough guy.
796
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:34,951
Watch me now,
look at me goin'
797
00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,119
What the fuck, Ian?
798
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,157
Sick of your whiny,
pussy crap.
799
00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,291
[Mickey] You're so tough,
come here!
800
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,498
[Ian] He's a shit-talking,
801
00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:43,787
bitch-slapping piece of
South Side trash I fell for.
802
00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,581
Where is he?
The fuck is he, Mick?
803
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,875
Fuck you! Fuck me for
giving a shit, you prick.
804
00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,629
Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher?
805
00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:51,801
[Ian] Oh, he speaks!
806
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,169
You can give all the shits
you want,
807
00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,636
but the next time my dick
is limp from all the meds,
808
00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,676
don't go all, "Oh, it's okay.
Wah-wah."
809
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,640
Just suck it harder,
you faggot.
810
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,850
Fuck you!
811
00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,106
You're gonna love it
812
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,727
Hey, you wanna fag bash?
Make you feel like a man?
813
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,645
Go ahead--do it!
814
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,912
You're gonna love it
815
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:20,825
Get the fuck off!
816
00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,788
[heavy breathing]
817
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,119
Got a premonition
818
00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,123
I'm ready for demolition
819
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,075
Start it up, start it up
820
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,166
I want my recognition
821
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,551
You love me.
And you're gay.
822
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,169
Just admit it.
823
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,636
You been waiting
your whole life
824
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:38,797
[Mickey] Suck a dick!
825
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,845
For something this good
826
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,849
I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
827
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,061
Put me up
in that limelight
828
00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,112
Runnin' it like we should
829
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,567
You're gonna love it
830
00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,436
Just this once...
831
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,363
fuckin' admit it.
832
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,283
Feel like a man?
833
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,570
Motherfucker!
834
00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,743
You're gonna love it
835
00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,291
You're gonna love it
836
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,998
Feel better now.
837
00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:13,958
percussive music
838
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,045
Ha. Yeah.
[laughs]
839
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,760
I don't do normal,
Gallagher.
840
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,471
[Ian grunts]
841
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:22,681
I don't either.
842
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,099
[Ian] Ahh...
843
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,896
[Mickey] Fuckin' love you.
844
00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,820
[Ian] I love you too.
845
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,489
[both chuckle]
846
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,873
upbeat rock music
847
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,085
Why do you do
the silly things you do?
848
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,506
Beats the hell out of me
849
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,265
Why does it make me feel
the way I do?
850
00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:11,689
Got me weak in the knees
851
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,569
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
852
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,027
Don't want to talk about
853
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,857
Ain't gonna talk about
854
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,572
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
855
00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,033
Don't want to talk about
856
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,873
Ain't gonna talk about
857
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,578
I'm going insane
858
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,708
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
859
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,577
I'm out of my brain
860
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:35,544
you got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
861
00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,416
I'm going insane
862
00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:41,883
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
863
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,586
I can't explain
864
00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:47,096
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
865
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,219
About you
866
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,056
Whoo, ooh, ooh
867
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,391
Whoo, ooh, ooh
868
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,055
[Mickey] I knew you'd come.
Come here.
869
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,895
Whoo, ooh, ooh
870
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,730
Whoo, ooh, ooh
871
00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,895
Whoo, ooh, ooh
872
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,954
How do you keep me coming
back around?
873
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,318
Gonna see you again?
874
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,494
I'm on a tight,
tight leash
875
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,623
Why do you chew me up
and spit me out?
876
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,211
C-c-c-catch and release
877
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:13,997
I'm going insane
878
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:18,091
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
879
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,839
I'm out of my brain
880
00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,591
Come here.
881
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,894
I'm going insane
882
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,558
I'm going crazy, crazy...
883
00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:30,096
[door clangs]
884
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,981
I can't explain
885
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:35,518
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
886
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,273
About you
887
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,895
I rolled on the cartel I was
workin' for, and in exchange,
888
00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,073
guess who gets to pick
where he gets locked up?
889
00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,243
Holy fuck.
890
00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:50,622
Oh, hey, I got bottom, so...
891
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,621
you're on top.
892
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,293
I'm gonna talk about
893
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,962
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
894
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,801
I wanna talk about
895
00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,168
I'm going insane
896
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:06,304
I'm going crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
897
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,184
I'm out of my brain
898
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:12,140
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
899
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,273
I'm going insane
900
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,060
I'm going crazy, crazy...
901
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,063
Come here.
902
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:20,145
Whoo, ooh, ooh
903
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,401
Whoo, ooh, ooh
904
00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:25,823
Isn't that cute?
Little domestic bitches?
905
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,823
Mm. thank you.
906
00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,696
I'm gonna talk about
907
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,203
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
908
00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:36,165
I wanna talk about,
I'm gonna talk about
909
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,787
I wanna talk about...
910
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,633
I love you...
911
00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:42,588
Mickey Milkovich.
912
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,220
More than anything.
913
00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,888
And if you'll let me,
914
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,927
I-I'd like to spend
the rest of my life--
915
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,350
Jesus Christ, save the fuckin'
speech, you pussy.
916
00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,060
I'm going insane
917
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,770
I'll marry you.
918
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,980
Of course
I'll fucking marry you.
919
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,520
I can't explain
920
00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:02,943
You got me crazy, crazy,
crazy, crazy, crazy
921
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,613
About you
922
00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:10,282
I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian,
923
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:13,084
to be my husband...
924
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,249
to have and to hold,
925
00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:18,117
from this day forward,
926
00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:20,535
for better or worse,
927
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,804
richer or poorer,
928
00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,678
sickness and in health,
929
00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:32,296
to love and to cherish you
930
00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,676
till death do us part.
931
00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:37,232
The field underneath
the tree
932
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:41,478
I, Ian, take you,
933
00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,822
Mickey,
934
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,647
to be my husband...
935
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,953
to have and to hold you
from this day forward,
936
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,238
for better or for worse,
937
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,832
richer or poorer,
938
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,448
in sickness and in health.
939
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,496
To love and to cherish you
till death do us part.
940
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,502
[pastor] Now that Mikhailo
and Ian
941
00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,585
have given themselves
to each other
942
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,090
with these vows
943
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,302
and the giving
and receiving of rings,
944
00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,972
I now pronounce you
945
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,022
husband and husband.
946
00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,814
-Now?
-[pastor] Yes, now.
947
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:23,612
[cheers and applause]
948
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:36,116
[cheers and applause continue]
949
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,160
indie rock music
950
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,455
She pulled me closer
951
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,001
Under the crying sky
952
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,005
In greater New Orleans
953
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,128
End of a lonely night
954
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,045
And spirits watched
955
00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,394
I thought this was forever
956
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,270
True crime,
water into wine
957
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,598
Woke up
with the wool over my eyes
958
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:04,234
She said, "Love, tell
it to the judge"
959
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,571
Truth frees,
but it's easier to lie
960
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:10,897
You did me wrong,
but I played along
961
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,025
And it's a
962
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,949
It's a true crime
963
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,173
This is like the fourth time
964
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,093
I've Stormy Danieled
your little Trump.
965
00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,181
Sixth. Come on--get your
cock pocket down there.
966
00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,717
Fuck.
I feel like a Russian brothel.
967
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,430
This is like the fourth time
I've gobbled your turkey neck.
968
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:39,891
Sixth.
Get your cock pocket down here.
969
00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,102
Ugh.
Happy Thanksgiving.
970
00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,442
Jesus Christ, this is like
971
00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,977
the fourth Showtime casting
couch I've given you.
972
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,941
[both laughing]
973
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,033
Jesus Christ, this is like
974
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,397
the fourth sloppy toppy
I've given you.
975
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,033
Sixth. Get your
Clay Aiken pie hole down here.
976
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,661
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
977
00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,448
we've played
swallow the sausage.
978
00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,081
Sixth. Get your Mississippi
bird bath down here.
979
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,539
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth time
980
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,329
I've eaten your
hot dog on a stick.
981
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,502
Sixth. Get your Alabama
dog--dog whistle?
982
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,211
-Alabama dog whistle?
-[crewman] Dirt whistle.
983
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,501
-Dirt whistle.
-Dirt whistle.
984
00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,674
Dog whistle. Dirt whistle.
985
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,262
Dog whistle's something
different.
986
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:14,007
Jesus Christ, this is
the fourth sausage swallower
987
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,379
-I've given you.
-Sixth.
988
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,256
Get your Bulgarian
scuba mouth down here.
989
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,104
Your, uh, Boston snowplow?
990
00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,180
That's the only one
that I remember.
991
00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,845
Jesus Christ, this is like
the fourth shaft flashing
992
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:27,104
-I've given you.
-Sixth.
993
00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,476
Let me try that
one more time.
994
00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,072
-Shaft lashing.
-Shaft lashing.
995
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,857
Shaft lashing, shaft lashing.
996
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,150
Jesus Christ, this is like
997
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,743
the fourth shaft lashing
I've given you.
998
00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:38,948
Sixth. Come over here
with that sweet lovin' mouth.
999
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:47,458
-Only on Showtime.
-[laughter]
1000
00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,048
You must be joking.
1001
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,934
What, you're--
you're fucking him?
1002
00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:07,234
-What'd ya hit?
-Girl at school.
1003
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,359
Don't forget to check
for hair behind the grill.
1004
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,726
I don't know what you see
in that geriatric Viagroid.
1005
00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,824
Why don't you tell me,
John Wayne Gacy?
1006
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,189
Guns ain't Garanimals.
1007
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,695
Well, Sasha needs to find out
1008
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,407
that my wife's a hooker,
not a slave.
1009
00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,327
Jesus Christ, Russian whores
know how to run their mouths
1010
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,487
when there ain't some dude's
junk jammed in there.
1011
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:25,325
What the hell is this?
Poolside at the Flamingo?
1012
00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,501
We got a line of clients
upstairs
1013
00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:27,958
with their hands down
their pants--go to work!
1014
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,578
Don't think you're gettin' off
just 'cause you're about to
1015
00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,126
drop a patty
from your fur burger.
1016
00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,499
-Fur burger?
-She won't shave.
1017
00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,375
-I like the way God made me.
-That's nice.
1018
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,672
You're late again,
I'ma dock you 50.
1019
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,425
-This isn't a shelter.
-No shit.
1020
00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:39,837
Shelter has
better water pressure.
1021
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,255
-Oh, make yourself at home.
-You got a problem?
1022
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:45,104
This should more than
cover the Bisquick, asshole.
1023
00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,015
Hey, you plan on giving
a beatdown
1024
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,653
to every guy Mandy's
been with?
1025
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,690
Your arms are gonna
get fuckin' tired.
1026
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:56,193
Hey, Nanook
of the fuckin' North,
1027
00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,275
why don't you lose parka
1028
00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,609
unless you're planning on
banging' Eskimos.
1029
00:44:58,654 --> 00:44:59,824
Yeah, you know when someone
robs me
1030
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,453
with my own fuckin' gun,
they're not my friend.
1031
00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,780
I'm kinda funny like that.
1032
00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,035
Work it out with a fucking
AR-15 to his fuckin' head.
1033
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,407
That's how I like to negotiate.
1034
00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,623
Hey, Mrs. Patel,
1035
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,754
can you jerk your fuckin'
husband off once in a while
1036
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,882
so he doesn't come back
to my rub and tug ever again?
1037
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,089
Lisinopril.
1038
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,432
Should I Google it,
see what it does?
1039
00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:21,336
No, you should give me some,
and I'll let you know.
1040
00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,755
We have electric shavers,
Jamaican rum...
1041
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,925
and this.
1042
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,143
That has a hair on it.
You touch me with that,
1043
00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,484
I will knock the teeth
outta your head.
1044
00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:32,189
-I will knock the teeth--
-With this?
1045
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,479
[Mickey] What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1046
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,783
-[Ian] En garde!
-What is wrong with you?
1047
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,777
What the fuck is wrong with--
Oh, my--
1048
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,239
-[Ian muttering]
-This is not funny.
1049
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,120
I'm not fucking Star Wars--
1050
00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,407
[laughter]
1051
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,620
-What's your type?
-Redhead.
1052
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,410
-I am downstairs.
-Batshit crazy.
1053
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,424
-Check.
-Packin' nine inches.
1054
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:54,417
rock music
1055
00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,210
-What do you mean?
-I mean people
1056
00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,505
will slip that bitch
a roofie,
1057
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,508
slap her to a chair,
and pull her fucking teeth out.
1058
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,800
-I stabbed him first.
-No, you did not.
1059
00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,183
-Oh, shut up.
-You shut up.
1060
00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:05,389
Don't fuckin'
tell me what to do.
1061
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,509
If you shut your fuckin'
pie hole,
1062
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,595
I wouldn't have to
tell you what to do.
1063
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,849
Yeah, please,
that'll be the day,
1064
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,641
when Ian Gallagher doesn't
nag the shit outta my ass
1065
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,234
and tell me what to do
about something.
1066
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,479
You know, if you just wipe
the toilet seat
1067
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,110
for once in your life,
I wouldn't fucking nag you.
1068
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:16,227
If you just picked up
1069
00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,363
-your nail clippings!
-Who gives a shit
1070
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,569
about any of that?
We're in fucking prison!
1071
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,989
-I do, you fucking pig.
-That's the problem.
1072
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,737
[guard] You sound like a couple
of old broads.
1073
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,699
I'ma murder you two
if you don't stop talking.
1074
00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,779
Shut your face.
I just got outta prison,
1075
00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:28,584
so I have no qualms about
reaching down your throat,
1076
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,659
through your intestines
and out your fucking asshole
1077
00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,254
to take back
whatever you stole.
1078
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,329
Okay, we both know
what we know we know...
1079
00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,535
that we know.
1080
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,376
[Ian] The fuck does that mean?
1081
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:45,182
Mandy's makin' eggs.
1082
00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,139
Put some clothes on.
1083
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,930
You two look like
a couple of fags.
1084
00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:53,476
There's an ATM card.
1085
00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,939
Congratulations.
It has no fuckin' PIN number.
1086
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,819
What're you gonna do,
rob the same mailboxes
1087
00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,686
every day
until they send the PIN?
1088
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,323
Jesus Christ, what happened
to a man's home
1089
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,110
bein' his fucking castle?
1090
00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,613
Three things.
This is my home,
1091
00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,026
you do have a small dick,
and you started this,
1092
00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,535
all because you thought
your wife's worth more
1093
00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:11,827
than a couplea bucks a lay.
1094
00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:13,790
Let me tell ya from experience:
she's not.
1095
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:17,581
Two hundred twenty bucks.
How many Johnsons you squash.
1096
00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,536
Seventeen.
1097
00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,165
That's like 12 bucks a wank.
1098
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:22,462
Do you guys know rich people
count the number of threads
1099
00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,716
-in their sheets?
-Fuck that.
1100
00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,047
I can't even count the number
of stains in mine.
1101
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,093
You know what they say--
1102
00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,635
the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
1103
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,389
It does if it lands
on a dick!
1104
00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,680
What's he doin'?
1105
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,808
He's getting us drinks.
1106
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,313
Crazy how realistic it looks.
1107
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,185
Where's my hug?
1108
00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,662
Girlfriend's gonna
love this one, bro.
1109
00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,487
It's not my girlfriend.
It's my mom.
1110
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,782
Oh, you shoulda told me that
1111
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,035
before I started
workin' on these titties.
1112
00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:55,538
Oh...fuck!
1113
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,631
I hear you give
exquisite head.
1114
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:04,509
I'm curious if your skills
extend to both genders.
1115
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:07,471
Fuck off, rectum boy.
1116
00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,719
I'm not here to see Mickey.
I'm here to see you.
1117
00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,431
What, you trying to
fagify all of us?
1118
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,851
You don't fagify people.
That's not how--
1119
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,101
-What's your problem?
-Sick of the smell
1120
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,022
of goddamn mayonnaise.
It's like getting screwed
1121
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,190
by a bowl of potato salad
every morning.
1122
00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,519
You were mouth and ass raped?
1123
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,234
You kidding?
I did the raping.
1124
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,694
Milkoviches don't bottom.
1125
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,614
Was Mickey adopted?
1126
00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,952
Is it as annoying as the way
you lick your finger
1127
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,568
every single time
you turn the page
1128
00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,365
of whatever faggety-ass
book you're reading?
1129
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,618
-Okay.
-My name's Ian.
1130
00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,579
I can't turn the page
like a normal human being.
1131
00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,580
I have to put my whole
goddamn paw in my mouth.
1132
00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,672
You know what, if you actually
knew how to read,
1133
00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:39,877
maybe you'd understand.
1134
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,787
Not, "Look at these
fucking squiggle things
1135
00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:43,625
all over this piece of paper!"
1136
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,420
[inmate] Every morning,
the same shit.
1137
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,634
You're like old women!
1138
00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:48,843
I came to prison
to get away from my parents!
1139
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,724
Eat my cornhole, cocks!
1140
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,681
[inmate] Not if it smells
like mayonnaise.
1141
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,221
-Exactly!
-[buzzer sounds]
1142
00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,265
punk rock music
75560
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