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You were having
a Puppers with your pals
the other day...
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Too much Instagrams'll make
your eyes go square, Dary.
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- I'm workin' here.
- Oh, Dary's like a blister.
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He only shows up
when the work's all done.
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It's not Instagram.
I'm flippin' through Twitter.
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Well, less doin' tweets,
more pullin' teats, bud.
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Speaking of teats,
you guys heard about
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this Twitter account
called Gay Hooters?
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Gay Hooters?
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Gay Hooters.
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But-- Gay Hooters?
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Well, that's what I said.
I said, Gay Hooters.
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Is that right?
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Guess I'm just
sorta wonderin'
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what Gay Hooters
would be all about?
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Well, if I was to make
an educated guesstimation,
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I'd have to say it's like
the controversial yet famous
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American restaurant
franchise Hooters,
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except for gay guys.
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So, it's like a Hooters,
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but marketed
to gay men aged 18-35?
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Boy howdies!
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I guess I just got
a few more questions though.
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Well, you're handy
as a shirt pocket, bud.
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Well, all I'm wondering
is, like...
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what do a group of gay men
have to enjoy about Hooters?
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We's talkin' the restaurants
or the body parts?
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- Here we go now.
- Well, no.
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I'm just thinkin' it
sounds a little bit queer--
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Easy, tiger!
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--that you would have to sell
the gay community on Hooters?
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Sell? Sold.
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- Huh?
- Gay dudes love tits.
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- Is that right?
- Most of us, yeah.
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- Well, to be fairs--
- (Mockingly) To be fair--
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- To be fair--
- To be fair--
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♪ To be fair, yeah ♪
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(In deep British accent)
To be fair...
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it's hard to imagine
anyone not likin' 'em,
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no matter which ways you
points your sexuals compass.
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So, you guys love tits
as much as you love dinks?
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Fuck, no!
We're straight guy gay.
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Strictly guy gay,
for clarificaysh.
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Gettin' good and gay
in guy gash.
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- Smashin' silly ass.
- Gettin' kinky with
the dinky.
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Gettin' stinky
with the dinky.
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In sync. With dink.
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- Is that right?
- But you also love tits.
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What's not to love?
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Yeah, lots of gay dudes
secretly love tits.
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Big, bouncy, fun-lovin',
party time tits.
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Big ol' buoyant, jubly,
sloppy egg yolk knocks.
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Bounce those snake-eyed
humpty dumplings over here,
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honey, let's have
a good one.
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Talkin' Bobbsey Twin
baby thumpers
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rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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Is that right?
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I think
I have an idea.
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Well, you might as well gets
'em all outs on the table.
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What if-- okay,
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what if the food
was also gay?
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Oh, I got Professor Tricia
on speed dial
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ready for this
hot takes.
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No, no,
hear him out.
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Okay, so, the chickens that
you get the chicken
wings from,
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what if they were also
gay chickens?
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A boy chicken's
called a cock.
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So, what you're suggesting
is that Gay Hooters
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is a place for mens
to go eat gay cocks.
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BOTH: In.
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Free-range chickens
is hard enough to breeds.
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Yeah, so it would be
a Hooters restaurant
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marketed to gay men aged
18-35 where they could go
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and enjoy some fried food,
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but also some eye-level
eye candy.
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I'd rather have
a dog's eye view.
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Dog's eye
view of a dink.
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- Dink's eye view.
- Dink in the eye.
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In sync with dink.
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Oh, is that right?
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(Theme song playing)
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♪
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Did yous hear
Sir Bill's closed?
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Oh, bother.
Well, there's nothin' worse
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than a mom and pop shop
goin' under in a small town.
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KATY:
Why'd they bust?
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Sir Bill's was
the best breakfast--
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- Attaboy.
--in Letterkenny,
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until MoDean's started
serving brunch.
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Now nobody goes
to Sir Bill's.
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I heard some talk that they was
late payin' their merchants.
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Well, late payment's the first
sign you're goin' tits up.
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See, I always thought
that MoDean's and Sir Bill's
should combine.
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Breakfast spot by day,
bang-up spot by night.
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Woulda, shoulda,
coulda.
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If "ifs" and "buts"
were candies and nuts.
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Not much room for competition
in a small town.
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You need
customer loyalty.
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(Scoffing)
Loyalty, eh?
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I said it wrong,
didn't I?
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Loyalty is two things:
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number A, a crucial practice
in any relationship
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and number B,
a fuckin' dying art.
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Well, Gail's gonna need
our loyalty because I heard
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there is one of those big city
chain restaurants moving in.
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Oh! Harvey's?
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No.
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- Tacso Bells?
- Nope.
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- St. Hubert?
- Nope.
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It's one of those places
that's always on
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about their casual fine dining.
(Smarmy chuckling)
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ALL:
Ew.
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It's one of those places
that focuses
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on upscale comfort food.
(Chuckling)
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ALL:
Ew.
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One of those places
that's always on
about their gastro fare.
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ALL:
Ew!
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Although, there are, um,
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there are, um, perks
to those sorts of places?
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(Giggling)
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Some might say...
(Giggling)
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...the perkiest!
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It's wheres you go
if you like some perkies!
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Yous are degens.
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- Breastaurants.
- BOYS: Yoo!
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One of those places where
you're not payin' for the G&T,
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you're paying
for the T&A.
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Short skirts, full bras,
can't lose.
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- That's their motto!
- Grow up.
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With all due respect,
Miss Katy,
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Professor Tricia says
it's perfectly ethical
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for womens to be
as sexual as they want,
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including wearing clothes
what makes them feel powerful.
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It's not the women
who work there
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that I have
a problem with.
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They can get theirs,
and I am here for it.
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It's the leering men
that really chap my ass.
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The male gaze.
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Male gays?
You mean like Dax and Ron?
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Fuck, you are
on fuckin' fire, eh?
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I've got more time
for clogged toilets.
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- Where you goin'?
- To be a loyal customer.
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Yous wanna go be
loyal customers?
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I'ds be a loyal customer.
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I'm surprised we're not being
loyal customers right now.
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To MoDean's!
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(Dance music playing)
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Stewart!
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Have you heard this new
Neapolitan funk compilation?
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(Gagging noises)
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(Coughing)
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You phonographic
Philistine!
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Neapolitan funk
was yesteryear's genre.
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You know very well
that I am fully immersed
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in the Nigerian
Neurofolk movement.
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But I thought that you said
Neapolitan funk was
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the sound of the revolution
because it blended in
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perfectly with your
Baile funk collection?
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You're thinking Baggy Trance
and Biafra Psychobilly, Roald!
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Is Baggy Trance the one
that's heavily influenced
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by mid-century word jazz--
(Stammering)
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--and the Hungarian
underground top 40?
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(Incredulous
wheezing laughter)
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I'm gonna pretend
you didn't even say that.
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You can't be mad at me for
not being up on your weapons
as of late.
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I mean, you haven't DJ'd a gig
in what feels like years.
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(Grunting)
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(Sputtering)
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I am fully aware
of my dry spell, Roald.
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However, I plan to be the pole
holding up the circus tent
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at Letterkenny's
latest venue...
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the breastaurant.
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I love tits.
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Just imagine all
the ground-breaking styles
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I can literally bring
to the tables
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of the masticating masses
beyond the standard,
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bland restaurantica.
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You are ten times the fyah
selectah of any restaurant DJ.
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I mean, half of them think
it's still 2005
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and play mashups.
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(All gagging)
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Mashups are a cardinal sin
in the DJ realm.
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I have no time for MP3s
titled Fleetwood Macklemore.
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Or the Rolling
Stone Roses.
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Meredith Brooks
N Dunn.
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Barry White Zombie.
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James Taylor Swift.
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KC and the Sunshine
Band of Horses.
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Olivia Newton
John Mayer.
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Rage Against
the Miami Sound Machine.
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Rage Against Florence
and the Machine.
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Fugazi Osbourne.
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Shadowy Men on a
Shadowy Phantom Planet.
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I Mother Earth,
Wind & Fire.
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30 Seconds
to Bruno Mars!
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Clap Your Hands
Say Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
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Busta Leann Rimes.
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Faith Hill
No More.
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George Michael Bublé.
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Seven Mary 311.
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The Pointer
Sisters of Mercy.
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Slick Rick Ross.
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Simply Red Hot
Chili Peppers.
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- To the breastaurant!
- I love tits!
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It's a decent
sando, buddy.
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Convo ends
at decent, bro.
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Yeah, well, beats
doing Squat Speedmans.
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Anything's better
than Squat Weilands.
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- Squatty Bowmans.
- Harry Squatter.
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Squat Stevens.
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You hear about that
breastaurant opening, buddy?
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Gonna be some top-line snipes
working there, buddy.
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Top six for sure, buddy.
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You know what I'm secretly
even more excited for
though, buddy?
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What's that, bro?
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- (Whispers) Big city sandos!
- Top cheddar?
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Top Swiss!
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You know what they call
arugula in England, buddy?
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BOTH: Rocket!
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Not you,
but you are a rocket.
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NASA certified.
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What about that
big city bread?
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Oh, gotta celebrate
the biscuit, buddy.
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Gotta worship
the focaccia!
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A shrine to all twelve
seeds and grains.
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- Sauce me a pass, bro.
- Pass me a sauce, buddy.
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- Little sriracha aioli?
- Little truffle reduction?
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- Li'l pesto mayo?
- Li'l curry ketchup?
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A li'l spicy brown habanero
dill mustard? Fuck!
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Mmm! Little piri-piri
wasabi horseradish? Fuck!
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- WAYNE: Gail, how are ya now?
- Good 'n you?
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- Oh, not so bad.
- 'Kay.
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Don't love
how quiet it is in here.
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Well, maybe
you haven't heard.
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Letterkenny has welcomed
a breastaurant to town.
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Yeah? That, uh...
breastaurant?
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It's about as welcome
as an outhouse breeze.
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You've got loyal customers
for life in us.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah, but those citiots
poached my best server.
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ALL:
Awww!
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Bonnie McMurray!
243
00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,530
I'm still working here!
244
00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,765
But I'm working a double
today... in two places.
245
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,470
- Judas.
- We've all gotta make our
paper,
246
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,207
and I'm not surprised
they poached me.
247
00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:01,038
I have more savoir faire
than anyone in town.
248
00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:02,073
(Mockingly)
Savoir faire.
249
00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:03,308
- Savoir fwair.
- Savoir faire!
250
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,606
(Mumbling)
Suvuh faiyah.
251
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,484
Does ya really wanna works
at a place like that
252
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,076
that's gonna exploits ya,
though, Bonnies?
253
00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,484
Can't exploit me
if I volunteer, bud. Tips.
254
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,390
Do you really want guys
leering at you all night long
255
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:13,718
while you're trying
to do work?
256
00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,123
How's that any different
than being around you two,
257
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:18,115
or how Gail exploits Wayne
around here?
258
00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:21,157
What Wayne and I have
is a sacred bond
259
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:23,397
between bartender
and customer!
260
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:26,499
And sometimes
my weighted body pillow.
261
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,996
Yawn.
262
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,167
I heard those places takes part
in bad business practices.
263
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,667
Likes to avoid
payin' severances,
264
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,938
they'll just keeps givin' ya
bad shifts until ya quits
265
00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,514
rather than fires ya.
266
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,406
I'd never fire anyone
for anything I wouldn't do.
267
00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:40,354
ROSIE: Some blonde uptown
just tried to recruit me.
268
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,013
KATY: To work
at the breastaurant?
269
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,821
- For what reason?
- I'll give ya two.
270
00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,119
Fair.
271
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,851
Gotta go.
272
00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:49,863
- Hmm, I don't leer.
- Buddy, you're King Leer.
273
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:50,962
You're Leer as Folk.
274
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,260
You're Leer
and Present Danger.
275
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,661
Nothin' to leers
but leers itself.
276
00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,763
Leers for Fears.
277
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,864
- I don't leer!
- Leer down, big rig!
278
00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,037
Behold!
279
00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:06,312
Your new lounge leader
of late night happy hour.
280
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,539
- It's happy hour.
- Mia--
281
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,708
(Clearing throat)
--Sofia?
282
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,376
Low-rent Gerard Way?
283
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,205
You manage
the breastaurant?
284
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,220
That term is offensive,
you queerbait.
285
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,782
(Squealing)
286
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:20,047
Just gonna just let that one
hang in the air for a minute.
287
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,149
You, uh--
(Awkward chuckling)
288
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:23,458
--you look pretty hot.
289
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:26,059
Thank you.
You been, uh, working out?
290
00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,125
Actually, I--
291
00:10:27,159 --> 00:10:28,229
Just kidding,
I don't give a fuck.
292
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:31,064
(Growling)
293
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,230
You have just
fallen backwards
294
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,829
into catching
the luckiest of breaks.
295
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,797
I have arrived
to grace your establishment
296
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,337
with my Ibiza-level talents
on the ones and twos.
297
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,743
The hiring process is over
298
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,237
and that's not how
you pronounce Ibiza.
299
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,239
You should 'I-bee-tha'
so lucky
300
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,251
to have Stewart drop
waxed science
301
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,823
upon the patrons
of your Straight Hooters.
302
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,349
Fine. Résumé.
303
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:54,594
(Both scoffing
dramatically, repeatedly)
304
00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,487
Never have I once been asked
for my credentials!
305
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,357
The nerve of requiring a paper
defence of my title as--
306
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,767
Best DJ in Letterkenny!
(Mimicking echoing)
307
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,602
Letterkenny is
minor league, bud.
308
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,268
You're up against
city talent here.
309
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,596
Do you have a SoundCloud
at least?
310
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,541
(Scoffing) We only post
our mixes on the dark web.
311
00:11:15,574 --> 00:11:18,684
Hmm. Beat it,
Chemical Sisters.
312
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,952
Let's go, girls.
313
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:25,354
Your problematic language
is going to show up
in my Yelp review.
314
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,254
Buddy, I know we've
already expressed
315
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,286
our mutual excitement for
the big city sandos.
316
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,115
However, I fear we'd
be remiss
317
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,630
if we forgot to
circle back on the...
318
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,732
- Slams?
- The big city slams.
319
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,030
You know what I'm like,
secretly most excited for?
320
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,203
What's that, buddy?
321
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,300
The toilets.
322
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,095
Oh, first class
shitters, bro.
323
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,243
Floor to ceiling doors
on the stalls.
324
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,099
Sports page above
the pisser.
325
00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,537
Exotic foot
flush buttons.
326
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,272
You know what I love doing
at those pissers?
327
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,577
(Giggling)
I bet I know.
328
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:52,808
That little game
where you try--
329
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:56,478
BOTH:
--and melt all the ice
in the urinal with your pee!
330
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,979
- 'Ferda.
- 'Ferda!
331
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,150
Still though. There's gonna be
some talent there tonight.
332
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,449
Great place
to net a few.
333
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,957
You ever wheeled in
a chain restaurant, buddy?
334
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,158
Buddy, I've never not wheeled
in a restaurant.
335
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,234
I wheeled a hostess before my
seating pager even went off.
336
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,730
I wheeled
a double-shifting server
337
00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:11,432
post zoo sticks
with extra dip.
338
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,334
I wheeled a manager while
she was rolling her loonies
339
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,469
for her cash out.
340
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,770
I diddled
in a Golden Griddle.
341
00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:17,301
I wheeled a Kelsey
at a Kelsey's.
342
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,936
I wheeled a Casey
at a Casey's.
343
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,069
I fucked Bubba Gump
at Bubba Gump's.
344
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,438
Flagship store.
345
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:24,676
Bottomed my first top
at IHOP.
346
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,984
Gobbled cock
at Manchu Wok.
347
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:27,781
Straight up the poolius
at Orange Julius.
348
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,483
You know I've fucked guys
at Popeye's.
349
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,345
Ripped a double choke-o
at El Pollo Loco.
350
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,787
Raging bone
at Cold Stone.
351
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,348
Took it in the back
at Shake Shack.
352
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,690
Ever sucked willies
at a Chili's?
353
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,455
Buddy, I've had Five Guys
with a side of fries.
354
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,160
You see these thighs?
Don't tell no lies.
355
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,034
Have you guys ever heard
of Gay Hooters?
356
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:47,466
Gettin' a wee bit nervous
about tonight's crowd.
357
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,200
But there isn't one.
358
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,868
Fuckin' right
you're on fire, eh.
359
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,366
I can't even understand
the appeal
360
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,109
of opening a chain restaurant
in Letterkenny.
361
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,681
Maybe you should
adjust, cousint'.
362
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,850
Doing anything special
besides Wing Wednesdays?
363
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,109
Thirsty Thursday!
364
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,717
Get so drunk on Saturdays
that I free pour.
365
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,783
That counts.
366
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,847
Nah, these are
the types of places
367
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:08,615
that have nights
like Frosé Friday.
368
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,324
Oh, I love
frosé beverages.
369
00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:11,516
I tell you what,
370
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,027
they rock a Mozza Stick
Monday, you rock a--
371
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,230
Deep Fried
Mushroom Monday.
372
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,225
Fuckin' eh!
373
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,396
You already do
Thirsty Thursdays.
374
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,874
That's three nights
right there.
375
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,399
I do what I do!
376
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,067
My customers are loyal
or they're not.
377
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,835
Hey, Gail, you know what
I'm glad that you never do?
378
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:27,340
- What?
- On top of not asking
customers,
379
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,673
"What are your big plans
for the night?"
380
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,337
while you're waiting
for them to pay the bill.
381
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,536
Worst.
382
00:13:31,577 --> 00:13:33,077
(Quietly) Sometimes
I'm excited to share.
383
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,175
(Chuckling)
You never say--
384
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:39,424
(Chuckling)
You never say...
385
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,585
"How are the first few
bites tasting?"
386
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,264
- Holy fuck.
- Ugh!
387
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,162
- Like, holy fuck.
- Yuck.
388
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,661
(Quietly) Except for, maybe
it's not tasting so good.
389
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:50,103
You know what,
there's somethin' real pervy
390
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,262
about that
word "taste".
391
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:53,931
McMurray pervy
as I recall.
392
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,939
- Who could forgets?
- It's just a word.
393
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,871
You think?
394
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,613
You don't think it sounds
a little bit pervy at all
395
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,043
to say, "And how are
the first few bites tasting?"
396
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:05,783
"Hey. Hey.
397
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,575
Everything tasting
to your liking?"
398
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:10,253
"I see you've had a taste.
How was it?"
399
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,382
"Couple bites there.
How's it taste?"
400
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,248
"Taste... good?"
401
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,386
"Oh, yeah.
You like how it tastes?"
402
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,762
- Cheque please.
- Sure thing.
403
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,360
What are your big plans
for the night?
404
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:21,031
Ugh!
405
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,702
Sasha and Dickweed.
406
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,740
Name me one other purveyor
of the black wax
407
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,709
who has such a glorious
display of twelve inches.
408
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,879
BOTH:
The Phantom's Revenge.
409
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,538
I think twelve inches is
giving yourself
410
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,036
a bit too much credit.
411
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,978
Hmm, no.
No, it's actua--
412
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,476
I wasn't talking to you,
Fartboy Slim.
413
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,648
You are bitchier
than I remember!
414
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:45,917
And you're uglier.
415
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:49,791
Just lay your eyes
upon this glorious crate!
416
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,062
(Grunting)
417
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,090
They are all rare
white label bootlegs.
418
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,496
We have the two-step garage
remix of Melissa Etheridge.
419
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,333
Bobby McFerrin
Live at Budokan.
420
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,768
Skrillex,
early acoustic demo.
421
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,399
There's a recording
of Daft Punk
422
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,844
literally playing
at James Murphy's house.
423
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,073
- Chicago covering Boston.
- Boston covering Toronto.
424
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,335
Toronto covering
Chicago!
425
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,836
Stop!
Fuck, you guys sound
426
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,808
like a game of meth-head
Cards Against Humanity.
427
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,283
Impressed?
428
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,451
I wasn't even listening,
429
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:14,849
but I noticed
you have a case of vinyls.
430
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,454
Ugh!
431
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,352
The plural of "vinyl"
is vinyl.
432
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,988
- (Scoffs) It's not Lego.
- Whatever.
433
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,191
We don't have turntables here.
This isn't 1982.
434
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,186
You-- you don't
have turntables?
435
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,488
(Scoffing)
436
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,826
Uh, then what do your DJs use?
- I don't know.
437
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,962
The one I hired brings in
this circle contraption,
438
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,697
the other just plays
YouTube clips off her phone.
439
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,866
- Blasphemy.
- Heresy!
440
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,295
I also checked out your online
presence, you have none.
441
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,537
Mm-hmm, but, um
did you check the--
442
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,135
BOTH:
--dark web?
443
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:43,383
Listen, there are two types of
DJs you hire in this business.
444
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,282
Those who suck
but bring people down,
445
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,181
and those who don't suck
and don't bring people down,
446
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,212
but keep people here.
If you have big tits,
447
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,881
and experience DJing
in the city, even better.
448
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,791
Love that
big city titty.
449
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,319
What about
itty-bitty city titty?
450
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,494
BOTH:
Pretty shitty.
451
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,062
Give me one good reason
you won't hire me!
452
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,234
I've given several,
but let's recap.
453
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:04,003
Big picture, you don't have
followers, you don't have tits,
454
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,699
and you probably
don't even do mashups.
455
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,071
- Ogh!
- Ugh!
456
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,202
I knew it, Ste-- I knew--
Stewart, I knew it!
457
00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:13,335
Probably looking for
a little INXS-Club 7?
458
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,872
Talk to me when you've got
some Post Malonely Island.
459
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,578
A little Blink 182 Chainz?
460
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,384
Come back when you've got
some KRS-One Direction.
461
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,382
Maybe a little
Stone Temple 21 Pilots?
462
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,645
21 Savage Garden.
463
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,353
(Mockingly)
George Michael Bolton?
464
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,315
Less talk,
more Cat Power Stevens.
465
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,424
- Uh, Lil Wayne Newton?
- Halsey and Oates, bitch.
466
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,589
Cardi Beastie Boys?
467
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,357
Cardi B-52's!
468
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,692
Alice In Chainsmokers?
469
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,098
Fall Out Boy George.
470
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,762
The Jackson
5 Seconds of Summer?!
471
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,001
- Cardi Beatles.
- BOTH: Aggghh!
472
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,536
Hoo, boy.
473
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,214
You ever hoovered schneef
in a restaurant?
474
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:52,112
I've hoovered schneef
at a Subway Samiches'
475
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,107
cuttin' it up with
a fully stocked rewards card.
476
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,619
I've hoovered schneef
and gone back for a fountain
pop refill.
477
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,952
I've hoovered schneef off
the middle buns of
my Bigs Macs.
478
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,548
I've hoovered schneef off
of a billfold
479
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:01,946
before payin' my tab.
480
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,121
I've hoovered schneefs
off of the baby change station
481
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,689
in a handicap stall at an
East Side Mario's
in Etobicokes.
482
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:07,925
I've hoovered
gluten-free schneef.
483
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,360
I've hoovered
ocean wise schneef.
484
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,955
I've hoovered schneef
at a Cactus Club in Saskatoon
485
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,631
and heard a fella in the next
stall say, "Git it in ya."
486
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,970
Fuckin' degens.
487
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,565
Gailer, do lots of people
hoover schneef in here?
488
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,314
I pour lamp oil on the tops
of the toilet tanks before
every shift.
489
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,944
If anyone dumps schneef on
it, it dissolves instantly.
490
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,807
- Do you really?
- She does.
491
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,319
I'm the only one who's gonna
get your fucked up in here.
492
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,622
"You" bein' the key word
493
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,720
'cause there ain't anyone
else to serve.
494
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,752
Guess my customers are
as loyal as Sir Bill's.
495
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,118
REILLY:
Hey, Gailer?
496
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,729
Is the kitchen
still open?
497
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,960
The door is,
the kitchen is!
498
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,996
Easton and Weston...
I thought for sure
499
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,225
you'd be marching up skirt
at the new place.
500
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,397
We were but we looked
at their menu
501
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,666
and their sandos
are $26.
502
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,667
Then share.
503
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,438
It said no sharing
on the menu.
504
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,283
Godless motherfuckers!
505
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,184
Madame Gail?
506
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,848
Don't call me a madam.
507
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,917
I don't run
a brothel. Yet.
508
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:10,122
- Ah. Sex.
- Sex.
509
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,185
We've brought you
and your patrons
510
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,087
the finest of worldly
songsmith selections.
511
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,427
What patrons?
512
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,696
May we put them on in
a chosen sequence anyway?
513
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,639
Sure.
514
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,371
ALL:
Oh! Bonnie McMurray!
515
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,940
What it do,
chicky-poo?
516
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,535
They cut me. Bit of a disaster
over there, actually.
517
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,111
They weren't prepared
for the crowd.
518
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,446
See, they're making fools of
themselves over there, Gailer.
519
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,522
So, everybody's leaving?
520
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,150
You heard it here first.
521
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,885
(Chatter outside)
522
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,187
(Latin piano
music playing)
523
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,229
Guess I'm workin'
a triple.
524
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,403
♪ Arriba! ♪
525
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,538
♪ Mm, mm! Woooo! ♪
526
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,011
♪ Tell me ♪
527
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,469
♪ Tell me whatcha like ♪
528
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:04,078
♪ Tell me whatcha ordered ♪
529
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,583
♪ Met a freak 'bout to bring
her back to Georgia ♪
530
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,905
♪ Get her past the border ♪
531
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,580
♪ Might go down to Florida
or to California ♪
532
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,919
♪ Smellin' my aroma ♪
533
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,894
♪ Niggas actin' like
they really certified ♪
534
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,749
♪ What?
Show me your diploma ♪
535
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,221
♪ He's a goner ♪
536
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,916
♪ Came from the city where
they tote their hammers ♪
537
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,531
♪ Aim for the money,
shit so bananas ♪
538
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,559
♪ Pin a pic with the flow
better hold the canvas ♪
539
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,864
♪ Hit your girl from the back
make her hold the candles ♪
540
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:25,897
♪ It's lit ♪
541
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,071
♪ All the candles ♪
542
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,899
♪ Whole neck shine
like solar panels ♪
543
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:30,844
♪ Must see TV
I control the channel ♪
544
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,839
♪ I'm 'bout to make a film
better hold the camera ♪
545
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,771
♪ Like, whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! ♪
546
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,380
♪ Pulled up
with the whole gang ♪
547
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,378
♪ Everybody yell "go!" ♪
548
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,010
♪ Sprinkle my cheddar
on the chips ♪
549
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,775
♪ My wallet nah' yours ♪
550
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,217
Sprinklin', sprinklin'!
551
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,848
♪ If your girl round me,
sorry ♪
552
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:47,023
♪ That mean that
you lost her (that lost her) ♪
553
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,562
♪ Aight money dance to
the bank, my money
do the salsa ♪
554
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,918
♪ Woo! It dance
and it dance ♪
555
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,056
♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
556
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,530
♪ It dance and it dance
and it dance ♪
557
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,529
Arriba!
558
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,890
♪ It dance and it dance ♪
559
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,398
♪ It dance and it dance
and don't stop ♪
560
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,429
♪ Whoa, whoa!
It dance... ♪
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