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KATY:
♪ Boy, don't say you're sorry,
my life's a safari ♪
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♪ I'm drinkin' Campari,
I'm playin Atari ♪
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♪ I'm over you fast as
a fuckin' Ferrari, yup ♪
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♪ You stepped out so fast,
my crew then amassed ♪
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♪ Put your ass on blast ♪
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♪ Your arm in a cast ♪
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♪ And I put you
right in the past ♪
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♪ I pass you so fast,
outcast you at last ♪
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♪ Hold steady, holdfast,
your shit's been recast ♪
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♪ You fuckin' disaster,
I'm enthusiastic ♪
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♪ And that's the forecast ♪
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♪ But who asked you? ♪
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♪ I'm like a Targaryen
spittin' straight
up Valyrian ♪
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♪ Out here not care-e-in',
out here Don Cherry'n ♪
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♪ You're arbitrary'n,
You out there ferry'n ♪
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♪ Out there miscarry'n
Pam and Rosemary'n ♪
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♪ I'm a wild cherry,
you're a huckleberry ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm Bloody Mary,
you are Tom and Jerry ♪
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♪ I am legendary,
no one's secondary ♪
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♪ You're unnecessary ♪
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♪ You are Moe,
Curly and Larry ♪
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♪ How's this
for an obituary? ♪
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♪ I told you it's simple
you're in or you're out
of it muffin ♪
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♪ Did you think I was lyin'
or fakin' or phony
or bluffin'? ♪
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♪ Why try with a guy,
please ask why ♪
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♪ His dick is always
pointing towards the sky ♪
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♪ That shit makes
me bone dry ♪
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♪ And I'll lop your
dick off like a samurai ♪
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♪ I know all the signs
and the signals
I know the tells ♪
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♪ 'Cause everybody's always
fuckin' somebody else ♪
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♪ You eye up every
single girl in the bar ♪
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♪ While I'm out
for a piss ♪
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♪ No real man
does this ♪
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♪ Yo, here's
a hot take ♪
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♪ I might fuck Bieber,
I might fuck Drake ♪
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♪ But your time is done,
it was fun ♪
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♪ It's the end of the run hun,
I'll stick to my guns ♪
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♪ I'ma stun 'cause you
ain't the only one ♪
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♪ I'll close this book
with a hook ♪
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♪ And I'll seal
with a kiss ♪
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♪ Only real men
get this ♪
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(Theme music playing)
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(Music distorts and slows)
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ROALD:
Rocket Man was the wrong
nickname to give him.
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Rocket Man would
empower a dude like that.
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Yous can call
me Rocket Man.
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DARYL: We already call
you a piece of shit.
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MRS. McMURRAY:
You're my rocket, baby.
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I wanna rock it
all night long.
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You're
a rocket, man.
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No, you're
a rocket, man.
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DAN:
Cool it.
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ROALD: If you really want
to irritate him,
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you have to say his name
like you're achieving orgasm.
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STEWART:
Hard-corgasm.
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ROALD: (Moaning)
Like, Kim Jong-uh.
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STEWART: (Moaning)
Kim Jong-uh.
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Yeah, but that's not how you
pronounce his name, though.
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It's not Kim Jong-un.
It's Kim Jong-une.
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STEWART:
Kim Jong-ewn.
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ROALD:
Kim Jong-ew.
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WAYNE: Isn't it pronounced
Kim Jong-on?
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- Kim Jong--
- Kim Jong--
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(All saying "Kim Jong")
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WAYNE:
Yeah, like, Kim Jong-on.
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(All moaning
"Kim Jong-un")
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(Continuing moaning
"Kim Jong-un")
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(Clapping)
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Which one of yous beat
the shit out of my
cousint' Dierks?
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ALL:
That'd be me.
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(Scoffing)
That's how they do
it in Canada then, eh?
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Eight dudes on one?
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Don't tempt me
with a good time.
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Today we did.
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All's fair in
love and war.
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WAYNE:
Well, to be fair--
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(All mocking)
To be fair.
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Now, like, to be fair, if
there were other dudes there
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we would've beat the shit
out of them too, so.
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The other dudes
are here now.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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So, those guys are
the other dudes?
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Yeah.
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- Oh fuck, eh.
- Yeah.
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- This is bad then.
- It's real bad.
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We're in trouble then?
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Yeah, you're
in big trouble.
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- Oh, shit.
- Oh shit is right.
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So, this is what it
all comes down to then?
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It all comes down to this,
amigo.
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- This is the dagger.
- It's the final dagger.
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Oh, fuck.
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Uh... Exactly.
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We're in for it now.
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Oh, you have
no idea, bro.
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(Exhaling)
Let's do this!
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- Oh no.
- Oh yes.
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Well, maybe we
should start runnin'.
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Oh, maybe you
should do somethin'.
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'Cause we're
gonna get it!
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You're gonna
get it alright.
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This is terrible.
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- It's worse than terrible.
- I can't believe it.
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- You better believe it.
- This is happening.
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Right here. Right now.
Come on!
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We've never really had
it handed to us before,
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but I think
this mights be it.
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Trust me bro.
This is it.
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- So, this is the one?
- Yes, it's the big one.
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- Time's up then.
- Time's up alright.
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Well, just give us
a fucking minute would you?
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No, no. No way.
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- Come on. Please?
- Not a chance.
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Please!
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Nah, forget about it.
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This is how
the cookie crumbles?
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Chips Ahoy, bitch.
(Laughing)
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This is how it
all shakes down.
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Yeah, shake it.
Shake it out, baby!
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We're really nots
prepared for this.
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Well, you shoulda
thought of that
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before you came stateside
fightin' dirty.
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Oh, have a heart.
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You've come to the wrong
place for that, fella.
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You know what? If the shoe
was on the other foot,
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we'd let yous get
your affairs sorted first.
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Well it isn't.
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If I was you, I'd be a lot
fucking kinder about it.
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Well, guess what, bro?
Look at this right here.
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You're not me.
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Show mercy!
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(Scoffing)
Uh-uh.
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Too late
to cry uncle?
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It's way too--
much too late.
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Made our beds.
We gotta lie in 'em.
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Just enough talking!
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- That's it?
- Yeah, that's it.
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Well, whys do you
gets to decide that?
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'Cause I'm in charge.
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So, yeah,
you're in charge?
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Yeah, large and in charge.
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- You're the boss.
- The big boss man.
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Tony Danza.
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I don't want to go
through this again.
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Well, you're
the boss though.
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- I know I'm the boss!
- So you can end it.
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- I'm ending it!
- That's it, then. It's over.
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- God damn right it's over.
- This is the end.
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Just like Jim Morrison says
in the song with the-- Fuck!
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- No more talkin'!
- Well, I'm a bit scared.
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Well, you should be!
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Just 'cause I never fought
a balloon animal before.
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- (All laughing)
- Huh?
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He said you look like
a fuckin' balloon animal.
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You look
fuckin' ridiculous!
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What?
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REILLY:
Yeah, congratulations, bud.
You know how to use a needle.
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You're a fuckin'
nurse, bud.
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You look like
a guy who puts his head
through walls at parties.
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Like, beside yourself,
you think anyone's
proud of you?
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You like tits so much you
got yourself a set, eh?
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You're gonna
regret this.
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I already fuckin' do!
My gravy's gone cold.
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- Oh, yous are in--
- Hold on!
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Jill?
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Oh, good.
I got your name right.
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Jill, could I get another
side of gravy? Please
and thank yous.
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I've always wondered if
it's true about
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the ball shrinking when
you take steroids.
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Oh, yeah. No,
I've heard it's true.
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That's what
I was told, too.
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Why don't you pull
'em out for us?
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Let's take
a look at you.
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What?
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Strip on down
and lay on the floor
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and let's get
a good look at you.
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The Rock eats 820 pounds
of Haddock each year
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to get as big
as he is.
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Does he really?
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- Cod, actually.
- Does he really?
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Hey, ten of us
and eight of you!
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Oh, are you
still here?
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(Grunting)
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(Bell ringing)
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Who the fuck
are you?
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We're the US military.
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And who
the fuck are you?
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Canadian Armed Forces.
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Cousint'?
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- Cousint'.
- You know these guys?
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Who? Matty,
Patty and Blaker?
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Johnny, Shawny
and Jaker?
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Yeah, we served
together overseas and now
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we keep in touch by going to
each other's families
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buck and does and just getting
military grade drunk.
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Is that right?
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Yeah, I think I speak
for all of us when I say
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there's really no one closer
to us than these boys.
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Hm, good enough.
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Jaker, love
you brother.
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Love you, brother.
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Real good time at Shawny's
brother's buck and buck
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a couple weeks back.
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Shawny's brother's buck
and buck was a top fiver,
for sure.
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Yeah, it's really somehow
not shocking how much fatter
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and uglier you've
gotten since then.
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- Shawny, love you brother.
- Love you, brother.
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Nice to finally
meet your old man.
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He's a real
ham 'n egger.
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I just hope it's okay
I told him you and Johnny
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routinely share cigarettes.
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Matty, I love
you brother.
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Love you, brother.
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We were such a hit at
your sisters buck and doe
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that she invited us
to the wedding.
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You tear that dance floor
a new one, eh?
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Oh, yeah, should see how fast
it takes her to start
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touching my arms when we
start talking. God damn.
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Could set
your watch to it.
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Patty, I love you,
brother.
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- Love you, brother.
- Just wanna make sure
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we're cool after I danced
three slow songs
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with your sister at Johnny's
brother's buck and doe.
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Bit tacky when you took
your shirt off for
the third, Jaker,
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but water under
the bridge.
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Bit aggressive when a gal
asks you to slow dance
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when you already got
your shirt off, for sure.
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It was her who asked
you then, was it?
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That's well documented
at this point
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but what's important
to note
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is that I was using alcohol
heavily that night
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and she wasn't.
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That's it!
No more talking!
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Can I give you
a quick heads up first?
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(Scoffing)
On what?
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♪
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♪ You're the inspiration for
your parents' recreation ♪
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♪ Can you feel
all the temptation ♪
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♪ From your heart? ♪
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♪ We'll take
all the blame ♪
241
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♪ Everybody's
so deranged ♪
242
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,240
♪ But it's black
and blue in our veins ♪
243
00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:30,413
♪ And in our hearts ♪
244
00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:34,883
♪ So, let's ride
every night until we die ♪
245
00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:38,584
♪ Why can't
I fix the head? ♪
246
00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,388
♪ And that just makes
me want to quit ♪
247
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♪
248
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,565
♪ I don't like
these vibrations ♪
249
00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,200
♪ You're a
parent's recreation ♪
250
00:08:57,236 --> 00:09:00,036
♪ Can you feel
all the temptation ♪
251
00:09:00,072 --> 00:09:03,112
♪ From your heart? ♪
252
00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:05,112
♪ Meet me down
the lane ♪
253
00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:08,314
♪ Everybody's
gone insane ♪
254
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,981
♪ We're just black
and blue in our veins ♪
255
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,650
♪ And in our hearts ♪
256
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:18,759
♪ So, let's ride
every night until we die ♪
257
00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:22,431
♪ Why can't
I fix the head? ♪
258
00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:25,631
♪ And everybody's just
gonna want to quit ♪
259
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:46,421
♪ Hibernation ♪
260
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:51,162
♪ In your heart!
(hibernation) ♪
261
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:56,531
♪ In your heart!
(hibernation) ♪
262
00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:00,967
♪ Your hearts, your hearts,
your hearts, your hearts ♪
263
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,200
♪ Your hearts,
your hearts ♪
264
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,698
♪ Your hearts,
your hearts ♪
265
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,309
♪ Your hearts, your hearts,
your hearts, your hearts ♪
266
00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,639
♪ Your hearts,
your hearts ♪
267
00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:10,683
♪ Your hearts,
your hearts, your hearts ♪
268
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:20,650
♪
269
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,132
It's a bit
fuckin' awkward, eh, boys?
270
00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,497
Just as God
intended it, my man.
271
00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,495
Take your
shirt off, Roald.
272
00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:42,877
I have been waiting so long
to hear you say that.
273
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:46,410
- What's your name, bud?
- Uh, Roald.
274
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,149
- Like Roald Dahl?
- Well, actually--
275
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:49,750
I'm just kidding,
I don't give a fuck.
276
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:50,745
(Chuckling)
277
00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,846
You wanna get
some tail tonight?
278
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,045
Do I!
279
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,316
What's your type?
280
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,894
Um, what are
your names again?
281
00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:58,062
- Johnny.
- Shawny.
282
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,260
- Jaker.
- Matty.
283
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,485
- Patty.
- Blaker.
284
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,256
There's a bit of
my type in all of you.
285
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,699
I'm not tracking.
286
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,370
Ah, he's a gay.
287
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,999
I ought to introduce
you to my brother.
288
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,774
He has a brother.
289
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,035
Donny.
290
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,100
Shawny and Donny?
291
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,241
I'm Shawny.
My brother's Donny.
292
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:14,872
I'm Johnny.
My sister's gay.
293
00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,537
Ah, what's her name?
294
00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:17,435
Lonny.
295
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,710
You're Johnny
and she's Lonny?
296
00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,784
- And I'm Shawny.
- And his brother's Donny.
297
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,416
Swear to God, Lonny
came out of the closet
and just got scissorin'.
298
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:25,549
Did you know that scissoring
isn't actually
299
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,224
as popular with lesbians as
people might think?
300
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:28,423
Fuck.
301
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:29,724
Well, I don't think
Lonny knew that part.
302
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,355
I love the smell of
scissoring in the morning.
303
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,460
Scissoring.
Oh, fuck!
304
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,126
- Hey, Johnny.
- Hey, Shawny.
305
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,134
And your
brother's Donny?
306
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,726
And Shawny's gay
brother is Donny.
307
00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,934
Yeah, remember when Donny
came out of the closet,
308
00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:43,066
just started
smashin' ass?
309
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,442
As we do.
310
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,870
Just hammerin' ass.
311
00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:47,905
Rock 'Em Sock
'Em Robots?
312
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,280
Wreck-It Ralph.
313
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,138
And Lonny went on
a bit of a sprint too.
314
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,480
Yeah, hard to picture
a snapper
315
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,305
within a ten mile radius
that didn't get scissored.
316
00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,220
Just scissorin' chicks
all hours of the day.
317
00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:57,748
Never seen
anything like it.
318
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,753
Scissoring chicks, scissoring
chicks that look like dudes.
319
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:03,816
Think one of
those chicks was a dude.
320
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,929
Um--
(Clearing throat)
321
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,088
Does she have
an Instagram or?
322
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,957
Oh, yeah.
323
00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:11,155
Roald.
324
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,600
- SHAWNY: Whoa.
- Oh, no. Don't click that.
325
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,671
Oh, what is--
Report this.
326
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,771
Hangin' in,
Katy cat?
327
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,613
You could
say that.
328
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,608
I know that look.
329
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,912
Seen that look once or twice,
that's all I know.
330
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,145
Katy's going
scorched earth.
331
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,649
Say what?
332
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,651
What are the odds I get five
shirtless soldiers served up
333
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,923
the second
I go on the rebound?
334
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,122
Six.
335
00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,123
- One's her cousint'.
- And?
336
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,915
What's the plan?
337
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,828
A bull and his son stand at
the top of a hill
338
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,831
looking over a pasture
full of cows.
339
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:46,973
The son goes to his dad,
"Dad, let's run down there
340
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:50,999
and fuck one of those cows."
What does the bull say?
341
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,196
Who's the bull?
342
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,371
- Katy's the bull.
- Katy's a girl.
343
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,440
ROSIE:
And?
344
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,314
The bull says,
"No son.
345
00:12:57,343 --> 00:12:59,313
Let's walk down there
and fuck 'em all."
346
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:02,875
Yup. You're going
scorched earth alright.
347
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,948
(Snorting) Walk on down there
and fuck 'em all,
348
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,524
that's what
I always say.
349
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,855
Seven Canadians stateside
T-Rex-ing six rum and cokes.
350
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:12,891
These are rye and cokes.
351
00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,558
Yeah, mine are
rye and cokes, too.
352
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,557
Fella had to make another
ryes run after yous
ordered yours,
353
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,829
so some of these
are ryes and cokes
354
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,373
and somes of these
are rum and cokes.
355
00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:21,828
You think the skids brought
any of that cocaine with 'em?
356
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:22,997
- Snooters?
- Sneef?
357
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,835
- Sniff.
- Not across the border.
358
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:25,970
Not likelys.
359
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,535
Shit. Man needs some
fucking nose candy
360
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,344
at these sorts
of things... Fuck.
361
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,847
- So, Rosie's your
sweetie, eh?
- Yep.
362
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:34,578
May I say something
respectfully?
363
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,507
No.
364
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,048
- And Katy's his sister?
- Yeah.
365
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,652
- With all due respect--
- No.
366
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,024
I kinda feel like
Mrs. McMurray's givin'
me the eyes.
367
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,253
- Yeah?
- Is that weird?
368
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,361
No.
369
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:44,559
Yous mind if
I dibs Bonnie?
370
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,430
She's likely already
dibs'd one of yous, bud.
371
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,362
I feel like Gail would
make a man outta me.
372
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,764
Can confirm.
373
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,199
- MATTY: Hm.
- Let's get hammered.
374
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,170
Your terms
is acceptables.
375
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,273
So, what are
yous into?
376
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,365
Fuckin' chuckin' bombs
and smashin' moms, bud.
377
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,044
Chuckin' mitts
and suckin' tits, buddy.
378
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,442
Suckin' tits?
379
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,437
Suckin' all sorts of tits.
Suckin' titty all sorts.
380
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,539
Suckin' asymmetricals.
Suckin' side setters.
381
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,378
Suckin' sloppy
egg yokers.
382
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:10,053
You know that's
the governments newest way of
gathering information
383
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,022
- on you?
- Go on.
384
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:14,421
- Government wants to be able
to ID you by your teeth.
- Huh?
385
00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,423
Why don't they just hack
your personal dental records?
386
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,885
Government skips
the middle man.
387
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,863
What in the actual
fuck is this then?
388
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,392
The government gathers facial
scans through your iPhone.
389
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,898
- Yes?
- Huawei will be gathering
390
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:25,869
retinal scans through
your phone eventually.
391
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,268
No.
392
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:28,699
Why do you think the US wants
to keep them out so bad?
393
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,444
All you have to do is
look at your phone screen
394
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:31,699
and they've got you.
395
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:33,937
Why does the government
want dental records?
396
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,443
Was about to tell you but you
hijacked the conversation
397
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:37,875
on me a wee bit.
398
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,380
Je suis désolé.
399
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,811
What's say your body gets
burnt up in a fire
400
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,821
or terrorist attack or else
gets washed away
401
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,053
by a Tsunami
and sharks eat you.
402
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,585
This is dark!
I love it.
403
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,261
Your teeth are the only
way to identify you.
404
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:51,489
This is true.
405
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,927
Teeth are the hardest
and most well protected
406
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,828
structures in the body.
They resist decomposition,
407
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,395
high temperatures and are
the last to decompose
once you're dead.
408
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,901
You don't say.
409
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,843
SHAWNY: No two oral
cavities are the same.
410
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,642
They're unique
to an individual.
411
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,570
Government wants to
be able to ID your teeth
412
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:07,605
to complete the trifecta.
413
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,770
The triple crown.
414
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,777
The Holy Trinity,
face, eyes and teeth.
415
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,679
The government's had your
fingerprints for years
416
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,905
- through iPhone touch ID.
- Fools.
417
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,577
So, what you're saying is
the government collects
418
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,346
your dental ID by--
419
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,019
Suckin' a set
of east-wester's?
420
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,687
Every country has male
and female spies that go
421
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,657
into enemy territory
and sleep with targets.
422
00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:28,962
You mean,
take 'em down?
423
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,804
- Smash 'em?
- Correct. The spies--
424
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,159
Should call
'em operatives.
425
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,697
Spies or
operatives work.
426
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,626
If I'm an operative, I don't
appreciate being called a spy.
427
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,798
Ain't no fuckin'
James Bond.
428
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,706
Fine! Christ!
429
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,642
The operatives fuck
the targets
430
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,314
and they extract information
from 'em before,
431
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,843
during,
and after sex!
432
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,208
You knew that, right?
(Grunting)
433
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,050
Fuck as in... fuck?
434
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,316
That's the one,
big chief.
435
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,621
Everybody knew that!
436
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,163
It's called
Honey Trapping.
437
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:58,488
Or Honey Potting.
438
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,694
I believe that group
of Canadian spies
439
00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,726
are called
The Romeo Section.
440
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,955
How do you know that?
441
00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,156
(Both scoffing)
442
00:16:05,197 --> 00:16:08,027
(Whispering)
The dark web.
443
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,127
Who you
gonna dibs?
444
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,498
I don't know.
Who are you gonna dibs?
445
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,336
- You get first dibs.
- I don't want first dibs.
446
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,811
Why don't you
want first dibs?
447
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,209
Katy's goin'
scorched earth.
448
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,011
Okay, so,
who gets first dibs?
449
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,813
- I already dibs'd.
- I already dibs'd-ish.
450
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:22,846
- Huh?
- Dibs'd-ish?
451
00:16:22,881 --> 00:16:25,351
- Ball park dibs.
- Anyhoo!
452
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:29,024
You know, I don't even
think dibs are required here.
453
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,894
So many dudes.
454
00:16:33,225 --> 00:16:35,525
(Clapping)
I say,
455
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:39,931
we hit the d-floor
and we... air it out.
456
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,399
What do you do when you
fall off the horse, Bonnie?
457
00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:44,444
What's that?
458
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,743
You get right
back on.
459
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,612
I knew the answer,
I just didn't want to--
460
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,944
You just get back on that
horse and you just ride it.
461
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,211
Never mind.
462
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,545
Anyone got gum?
463
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,251
Got some in the truck.
Hang tight.
464
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,523
Alright, I'll dibs.
465
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,252
My hub-skin.
466
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,416
I oughtta just head
over there 'n piss on him
467
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:06,687
and be done with it.
468
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,885
(Scoffing)
This music lacks.
469
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,227
ROALD: Everyone seems to
be enjoying it, Stewart.
470
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:12,263
(Hissing)
471
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,272
- Do y'all know--
- Patty
472
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,270
- Matty.
- Blaker.
473
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:17,401
- Johnny.
- Shawny.
474
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,296
- Jaker.
- REILLY: So, okay.
475
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,141
So, the target sucks the tit
and-- and then what?
476
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,477
What's all this then?
477
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,312
We're just getting down
to the nitty gritty here.
478
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,877
- Titty gritty.
- On whats?
479
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,912
How government operatives
get their targets dental IDs
480
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,377
through getting
their tits sucked.
481
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,916
I am listening.
482
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,220
So, the target starts sucking
the operative's tit, right?
483
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,163
Now, the government's
inserted a tiny camera inside
484
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,721
the areola and that camera
records a dental ID
485
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:40,757
of the target while it's
sucking the operative's tit.
486
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:44,433
(Scoffing) What if the target
isn't into foreplay?
487
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,663
Well then,
488
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,271
the operative would have
to encourage foreplay.
489
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:49,129
She'd have to say something
like, "Hey, you. You want to
490
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,168
come over here and just suck
on my tits for a little bit?"
491
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,266
How exactly do you think
a tit gets sucked, though?
492
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,006
'Cause when I'm suckin'
a tit,
493
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,805
I don't have my mouth
wide open. Usually.
494
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:01,084
But, so, like, the camera
wouldn't be able
to see inside.
495
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,113
How do you do it?
496
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,817
I don't like
inhale it or anything.
497
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:07,089
But it's like, gentle,
you know? It's like a...
498
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:13,489
(Slurping)
499
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,155
You know?
500
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,634
So, how would the dental ID
get taken if my mouth
is closed?
501
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:19,103
Well, that's
another area
502
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,801
where the operative would have
to encourage the target.
503
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,504
Like, to get right
in there.
504
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:24,865
How would
they do that?
505
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,367
Good question.
It's a verbal process.
506
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,809
Like, "Come on,
suck my tit.
507
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,982
Open your mouth right up
and suck it, baby."
508
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,880
Ugh. That is a lot of
responsibility for
the operative.
509
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:38,177
The operative's there because
she wants to be. Trust me.
510
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,687
Like, you know, "Wrap your
mouth right around my tit.
511
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:41,949
Hell, bite it."
512
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,617
Whoa, whoa.
Bite it, buddy?
513
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:44,815
No one likes
that, bro.
514
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,157
Lots of people like that.
Trust me.
515
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,862
How many teeth would
the government have to ID
516
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,455
to get, like,
a proper dental ID?
517
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,128
Couldn't you just
use the eye teeth?
518
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,826
- No way.
- No?
519
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,838
Nope. Honey Pot spies don't
get outta spy school
520
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,970
until they can successfully
identify a target's incisors,
521
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:02,666
canines, and bicuspids
through the process
522
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,878
- of getting their tit sucked.
- Wisdom teeth?
523
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,850
Oh, well, any spy that could
get the wisdom teeth done
524
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,679
through that process could
get fast-tracked
525
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,024
through spy school.
No question.
526
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,978
Spy may be the better
term here actually.
527
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,217
Never heard it called
operative school.
528
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,423
Wanna know what?
529
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:18,817
It's horrifyingly sexist that
female spies
530
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,387
have to endure getting
cameras inserted
531
00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,596
into their areolas
and men don't.
532
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,732
- Most don't.
- What do you means?
533
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,535
Most male spies get the
camera up their dink hole.
534
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:30,738
ALL: (Groaning)
No.
535
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,739
I might even
have one up mine.
536
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,741
I think
I might too, Johnny.
537
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,243
You get to a certain
rank in the US military
538
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:38,405
and you just kinda assume
that they've shoved a camera
539
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:40,013
- up your dink hole.
- When?
540
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,745
When you're sleeping
or something, I don't know.
541
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,020
Canadian military
do this, too?
542
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,048
- Fuck no.
- Course they do, Blaker.
543
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,253
Jaker, say one more time
that one of my
Canadian brothers
544
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,916
touched my dick
while I was sleeping!
545
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:52,294
Go ahead and try and tell
me that one more time.
546
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,457
Okay, so,
the operatives
547
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,227
get cameras inserted (Pop)
in their dink holes--
548
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,773
- (Groaning)
- and then they just
549
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,868
go around getting blowies,
collecting dental ID's?
550
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,540
That's exactly
what they do.
551
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,039
I'd sign up for that.
552
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:07,310
Well, who wouldn't sign up for
a blowie for your country?
553
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,942
It's silly not to.
554
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,284
Unpatriotic is
what it is.
555
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,409
I'm surprised we're not
all signing up right now.
556
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:15,484
Well, gentlemen, we're
a group of drunk hicks,
557
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,877
skids, hockey players, and
soldiers with our shirts off
558
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,887
and cameras up our dink-holes
and there's are more than
559
00:20:20,919 --> 00:20:23,919
a handful of pretty women
out there on that dance floor.
560
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,786
So, let's get some
God damn photographs.
561
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,934
(Scoffing)
This music sucks.
562
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,561
♪ (The Manhattans
"Shining Star") ♪
563
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:39,167
♪
564
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:51,446
♪ Ooh ♪
565
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:54,293
♪ Yeah ♪
566
00:20:54,319 --> 00:20:55,619
♪ Honey ♪
567
00:20:55,654 --> 00:21:00,034
♪ You are
my shining star ♪
568
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,832
♪ Don't you
go away ♪
569
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,503
♪ Oh, baby ♪
570
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,866
♪ Wanna be ♪
571
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,005
♪ Right here
where you are ♪
572
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,168
♪ Until my
dying day ♪
573
00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,513
♪ Yeah baby ♪
574
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:24,516
♪ So many
have tried ♪
575
00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:28,519
♪ Tried to find a love
like yours and mine ♪
576
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,355
♪ Mm-hm ♪
577
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:38,832
♪ Girl, don't you realize
how you hypnotize? ♪
578
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:43,374
♪ Make me love you
more each time ♪
579
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:45,402
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
580
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:51,539
♪ Honey, I'll never
leave you lonely ♪
581
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:58,384
♪ To you only ♪
582
00:21:58,417 --> 00:21:59,847
♪ Honey you-- ♪
(Record scratching)
583
00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,685
(M-Beat "Jungle is Massive")
♪ Wicked, wicked ♪
584
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,520
♪ Jungle is massive,
wicked, wicked ♪
585
00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:06,016
♪ Jungle is massive ♪
586
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,588
♪ Wicked, wicked ♪
587
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,059
♪ Junglist massive ♪
588
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,555
♪ Wicked original ♪
589
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:14,766
♪ Well, big up all
the original
Junglist massive ♪
590
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,043
♪ The original
dancehall Junglist dere ♪
591
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,269
♪ General Levy
alongside the M-Beat ♪
592
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,068
♪ The world is in trouble ah,
what we tell dem murderer ♪
593
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:26,407
♪ It goes I am the incre--
incre-- Incredible General ♪
594
00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:29,213
♪ Sensational
what them call me ♪
595
00:22:29,247 --> 00:22:32,417
♪ Incre-- incre--
Incredible Gene-- ♪
596
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,191
♪ Select, selec-- lect ♪
597
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,719
♪ Yo, mad the whole a dem
I spin dem like a windmill ♪
598
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,626
♪ New talk fi dem, gwarn
tell dem we got the skill ♪
599
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,402
♪ Dance cyan nice unless
we name 'pon de bill ♪
600
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:46,468
♪ And the girls hear we voices
like dem dreams get fulfil ♪
601
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,571
♪ Massa menimeni,
passa menimeni
colda menimeni chill ♪
602
00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:51,971
♪ Idle we nah sekkle
we nah ova da hill ♪
603
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:55,207
♪ Wah de want come see us
say us must be sick
and must be ill ♪
604
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:58,740
♪ Test the daddy M-Beat unnu
better go write your will ♪
605
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,747
♪ Come on ♪
606
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,279
♪ Have mercy,
have mercy, have mercy ♪
607
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:09,585
♪ Have mercy,
have mercy ♪
608
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,591
♪ So ya, booyaka booyaka,
when the General pass ♪
609
00:23:12,624 --> 00:23:15,594
♪ Booyaka booyaka,
M-Beat run the dance ♪
610
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,457
♪ Booyaka booyaka,
we nah take back nah talk ♪
611
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:22,167
♪ Booyaka booyaka...
incredible ♪
612
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,644
♪ Me stylee fi pon de mic
general treat the general ♪
613
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:27,609
♪ Get pon brock inna me style,
wicked original ♪
614
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:31,639
♪ Menimeni brock, menimeni
skin, me nah or chat... ♪
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