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HANDPHONE

Hancomm Presents Hello? This is OH Seung-min.

Hello? This is OH Seung-min.

I called you the other day.

About what I asked...

A Cinetory & Hancomm Coproduction About what I asked...

No need to go that far, is there?

In Association with Fine Works No need to go that far, is there?

A picture? I'll send it to your phone.

You have another number?

Okay.

Thank you.

Executive Producer CHUNG Hae-young

Producers HUR Tae-ku, CHUNG Hae-young

Why do you keep going in and out!

Shit!

You're ruining the mood, damn it!

Stop it.

Mr. OH...

Next up is... My song!

I want to fill the void...

in your heart.

I want to give you...

all of my life.

Now sit by me,

always and forever...

I will love you.

From now on!

Don't wander away from me.

Don't ever leave me.

Build your nest here.

PARK Yong-woo, UHM Tae-woong

Get the car.

Did you enjoy it, sir?

- It was great! - I had a lot of fun, too.

PARK Sol-mi - It was great! - I had a lot of fun, too.

PARK Sol-mi

- Producer PARK. It's an honor, sir. - Thanks.

Can't believe I met the director of the hit drama, 'Flower Wind'.

It's 'Windflower'.

Oops, my bad.

Tomato. Tomato.

Right this way.

Producer PARK?

May I have the honor again? Perhaps dinner, some time?

Sure. You were a blast.

Wait!

Where's my card...

Damn, I'm all out.

I made sure I got one, sir.

I already gave you one?

Hop in, sir.

Watch your legs.

- Mr. OH? - Yes, sir?

It's crowded in here.

What are you doing girls?

Get on their laps and make room.

Like this!

Everyone okay?

Go Producer PARK!

Go!

Screenplay and directed by KIM Han-min

Shit.

My dear Mr. OH.

When will you pay me back?

I'll pay you back! Promise!

Shit!

Get him!

Let me go!

Give me another month!

A month? You crazy?

I need at least that to pay it all back.

It's for real this time. Don't believe me?

Hell no!

Say, 'Ah! '

Jin-a's seconds away from making it!

What the!

- The cables came off. Pull him. - Yes, boss.

Let go!

I'll pay you! I swear!

What's going on there?

Nothing.

The car battery's dead.

We'll jump start it.

Go back to work.

I said, go!

Lucky son of a bitch.

Fine. I'll give you exactly 2 weeks!

But if you don't pay it then!

Leave my wife out of this! I'll pay ya, man!

If she means so much, make sure you pay!

And watch that foul mouth. You'll really get it someday.

Fresh bread?

Someone kept calling you. A message came, too.

Really? From who?

Come on. I don't peek at my wife's phone.

Cuz you don't care.

Did you call to fix the window?

I forgot. I was busy yesterday.

What if a thief gets in like that?

Why don't you call if you're so worried.

Since when did you pay attention around here.

Since now.

If it was your celebrity's house...

you would've fixed it yourself, right away.

Wanna have a kid?

Forget it. Like you want to.

Why not.

Jin-a pretty much made it, now.

So I could start going to the hospital.

Let's go together, hon.

Why? Did you screw up again? Or rack up the credit card?

No, of course not.

Hey, what's with the green tea?

You get headaches without your morning coffee.

What's that coffee you like? Blue...

- Blue Mountain. - Yeah! That's it!

I bought that yesterday. Did you see?

I quit drinking coffee.

I paid a lot for it. Just try it.

Oh, shit!

I'd better run. Thanks for breakfast.

What?

Nothing. Just try the coffee.

I especially bought the most expensive kind.

See ya.

I said, I quit coffee.

- Turn that down. - Yes, sir.

This is OH Seung-min.

So the amount is...

That's reasonable.

And by the way...

How long till you...

About a week or so?

Gotta be precise with these things.

Yes, call me at this number.

I have my phone on 24/7.

Good.

Yes, thank you.

Shit! The battery! Give me the charger.

Here.

Why doesn't this fit?

Take the cap off, sir.

What's this cap thing for?

All the new phones are like that these days.

What? You got a new phone?

That's why you didn't pick up?

You changed your number?

They gave me a free video conferencing phone deal.

- You idiot! - I'm driving!

A manager changing numbers!

- How many times did I tell you! - We'll get in an accident!

Managers can't live without hand phones!

Stupid! Are ya going to call every client?

Get your old number back, now!

Afternoon Radio with your DJ KIM Koo-ra.

We're here with the rising star of the drama 'Emotional Era'.

The actress who's changing the definition of love.

Please welcome, new actress, YOON Jin-a!

Hi, everyone. This is YOON Jin-a.

She's getting up there.

It's just the beginning.

Pretty popular, huh?

- Let's listen to our next song. - Great.

Hello?

What? A cosmetics ad?

She's not exclusively signed to anything.

Monday sounds great.

Yes.

We'll see you at 2, then.

I'll wait for your confirmation call.

See you then.

Bro!

At last!

We hit the big times, bro!

Jin-a landed a cosmetics commercial!

- Watch it! We're on live! - Sorry, bro!

OH Seung-min speaking!

What the hell!

You piece of shit!

What's wrong?

Nothing. Just a prank call.

Get out.

- I said, get out! - Yes, sir.

This fucking thing came to me, Jin-a!

Is this you or some kid's sick joke?

Look! Watch it!

Look!

I'm gonna blow, Jin-a.

No.

Shit! I swear I could punch you!

After everything I did for that bitch!

Come here, shithead!

Come here!

Why didn't you watch her!

Of course, I know your acute sense on things.

I'll look at the script and let you know.

Yes. Thank you.

Late as usual I see.

If you change, you'll die.

Didn't you say that?

So you wanna live long, huh?

You come with another copy and I'll kill you.

It's not like I want to do this.

You know how it is.

Modeling doesn't pay much.

I don't want to see your face again.

Of course.

It's embarrassing for me, too. Jin-a's not the only one on...

Shut up!

Now, scram.

Guess I'm having steak tonight!

You son of a bitch!

Wait! Hold on!

What are you doing!

I'm calling the cops!

Nice house!

I'm renting it!

Get over here and grab him!

- Why are you filming me? - Back up! Don't get me in it!

Get his face good!

Son of a bitch!

What is this!

What the hell is this!

It's liquid glue, shithead! You're fucked!

Why are you putting that on my face!

Get me another bottle!

Let's talk about his!

- Stop it! - See this lighter?

Say adios to your face, shithead!

Wait!

Hold still you son of a bitch!

Stop it!

- Where's the copy! - There's no such thing!

We worked together for 2 years! Don't you know me?

If you threaten me for money, you think I'd just hand it over?

I'm sorry, sir! Please!

Where's the copy, asshole!

Yoon-ho, the rat, stuck on sticky glue.

Call the cops.

Tell them some bastards came and crashed the place.

I got everything you said on tape.

We'll see who gets charged!

Give me that, too!

Cool picture. Bastard.

See him squirming and begging for his life, boss?

I made it to the final rounds in the KBS acting contest.

- Really? - Damn right!

But I always fail at the end.

I could've been bigger than SONG Kang-ho as an actor.

What the hell!

Don't impersonate him. It sucks.

I ended up as a manager cuz of that.

That reminds me. I should call the 'Flower Wind' PD.

Boss?

It's 'Windflower'. How many times...

Shit! Turn the car around!

To where?

The coffee shop!

- It's red light. I can't. - Just do it!

I can't make a U-turn here!

Just do it, you idiot!

Okay! Fine!

Boss!

Are you okay?

I'm fucked.

The cosmetics company's supposed to call tomorrow.

Shit. I can't lose that commercial!

Cancel the phone and have your calls forwarded.

Right! I can do that!

See?

Shit. I got scared for no reason.

Give me a smoke.

Dae-jin!

Good thinking!

Pretty smart, huh?

Problem solved.

Ah, sir?

- Could you smoke outside, please? - Okay.

Thank you.

Shit! We're fucked!

I didn't erase the video!

Who is this?

I... ah... found this hand phone.

I... wanted to return it.

That's my husband's phone.

I see. I just pressed the speed dial on 1.

I could give you my husband's office number.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Can you write the number down?

Excuse me, but the picture on the phone's screen...

is it you?

The line is busy. Please leave a message...

Shit! Who's calling with my phone!

Hello?

What, hon.

Really? I'll call right now. Bye.

She found it?

Pretty damn lucky. Someone found it and called her.

Really?

You're out?

Boss, 010-9474-3660

Cut!

Cut! Cut!

Make them stop taking pictures!

We love you Jin-a!

Out of the way, please!

No hand phones, please!

No hand phones, please!

No hand phones, please!

Still not answering?

- The bastard saw it. - What?

He's up to something.

Where's the damn thing!

Sorry. I can't find it anywhere, boss.

Then why are you laughing!

Remember the 'Flower Wind' PD?

I gave it to you to keep it safe!

I wrote an important number on that card!

I thought I left it in your card book.

Find it now! You idiot!

Why didn't you save it on your phone, then?

I lost the damn phone! Shithead!

Son of a bitch.

How can I work without my numbers.

Is the meeting with Director BONG today or tomorrow?

God damn it!

The person you are calling can't...

Why isn't the bastard answering the phone?

That son of a bitch.

- Hello? - Who the hell are you, you son of a bitch!

Why don't you answer the damn phone!

You trying to screw me? How much do you want!

Hello? Hello?

The person you are calling can't...

Shit! That son of a bitch!

- Give me your phone. - Yes, sir.

Who the hell are you!

If you knew, the hell will you do?

Well... ah...

You said you'd give it back but never answered all day.

Hello? Hello?

God damn it!

Give me a smoke.

What is it, boss?

This bastard's crazy!

Your voice is annoying, tell your wife to call.

- Cancel the phone, boss. - I can't! Damn it!

What if he puts it up on the internet!

Then just do as he tells you...

sir.

Shit.

Call him?

No, you do it.

He says he won't talk to me. Only you!

His voice gives me the creeps.

Come on, hon. I'm dying here!

What do I say to him?

Hello?

Um... I'm the wife of the man who lost the phone.

I was hoping to get it back.

Where would you like to meet?

Looks like you have quite a quick temper.

Pardon?

Before...

You hung up before I could even finish.

I was a bit startled then.

All I wanted was just to talk.

How tall are you? Are you thin?

Then you could be the sensitive type.

You said you'll return the phone.

I will.

Why would I call if I wasn't going to?

You think I'm crazy?

- No, it's not that... - How tall are you? Tell me.

170cm.

I knew it.

With your low voice, I knew you'd be tall.

Look.

Tell me where you want to meet to give the phone back.

Tell me where you live, then.

He says to meet him at the park at 10 p.m.

The guy is weird. Be careful.

And he said not to be late.

He'll leave if you're a minute late.

It's me. Ask him where he is.

I'm still at the park's entrance!

I'm not yelling at you!

Tell him I'm under the clock tower.

Where the hell is he?

He didn't show!

I've been waiting for over 20 minutes!

I'm not yelling at you!

Hello? Hello?

The person you are calling can't...

That damn son of a bitch!

- Happy birthday to you! - Smile, boss!

Happy birthday dear boss! Happy birthday to you!

Thanks!

Hey!

Stop!

Stop it.

It's okay, babe.

Stop it.

Hey!

Stop!

Stop it.

I'm just filming my pretty wife.

Then you be on it, too.

No way! Just you, babe.

Stop it.

More shoulder, babe!

Stop it.

He saw and canceled all my appointments today.

What the hell is he up to.

Would you like to put a hold on calling?

Pardon?

If you cancel call answering, you won't get your phone back.

Forget that. Did you track his location?

It's turned off.

He made the last call in Sadang.

Where in Sadang?

Sadang Market area, sir.

What is this? Find Wally in Seoul!

Can't you just tell me exactly where he is!

Look, sir.

Go to the police for something like that.

- We can't do that... - Go the cops for a hand phone!

The police can pinpoint his exact location for you.

Can't you do it here?

Some bastard's got my phone and is screwing with me!

Then record his voice and hand it in as evidence.

Then the police will track him down for you.

Are you under a lot of stress?

And smoking?

Just a little.

Smoking's harmful. I suggest you quit.

Your spermatozoa count is under 50 million.

What does that mean?

It means your sperm count is low.

Does that mean we can't get pregnant?

Well... not quite.

The possibility of getting pregnant is very low like this.

Come back in a month with your wife.

Okay.

It's activated now.

You can use the touch screen to make calls.

You can text message while on video conferencing.

Attorney HAN Joon-soo

I bought a new phone. I went to the hospital, too!

I bought a new phone. I went to the hospital, too! Your husband?

Yes.

You didn't tell him yet?

He's a little edgy these days.

He lost his phone a few days ago.

He's been really edgy and stressed ever since.

He keeps changing the subject and won't listen.

It's not that you don't want to tell him?

Of course not.

Actually...

I'm not sure.

Don't rush it. It's your decision.

Divorce isn't easy.

By the way, how's your health?

You said you feel dizzy and tired these days.

Shouldn't you go see a doctor?

When he calls, record his voice and hand it in for evidence.

Great! You answered the phone!

I was worried you wouldn't.

This is a new number.

I got a new one just in case.

Call me at this number and...

Wait.

Sorry to cut you off.

Wanna know something?

What?

Your number's last four digits are the same as my license plate.

Quite a connection, huh?

Yeah, I guess.

Look, I'm really in a rush.

Could you return my phone soon?

I'll give it back.

I will.

But there's something I'm curious about.

What is it?

Your wife...

She not only has a great voice, but she's gorgeous.

Yes. I get that a lot.

So I was really wondering...

What?

When she says, 'Um'before her sentence...

that's so hot.

Does she do that in bed, too?

I got a meeting to go to...

A meeting?

You don't want your hand phone back?

I thought you did.

Will you give it back if I keep talking?

- Chief JUNG! Over here! - Hello!

Hello!

Good morning, customers.

Welcome to our store!

The customers are always loved!

Good morning, customers!

Good morning, customers!

Why can't I get this exchanged?

But you used it, ma'am.

I did not! It was like that from the start!

You can't return ruined goods, ma'am.

You think I'd ask for a refund if I ruined it!

- Who do you think I am! - Look here.

Hello, ma'am! What seems to be the problem?

I want this exchanged and she has the nerve to say I can't.

But she already used it!

Allow me. What's wrong with it, ma'am?

Look at the marks here!

See the marks here?

I didn't put them there!

The ad said I can bring it in!

- We can't if it's used. - Why not!

Give her a full refund.

I want this exchanged now!

I'm sorry, sir.

Have a great day, ma'am.

She got her use out of it and returned it for money.

She's practically a thief. Can't stand this.

Sung-eun? What's our number 1 rule?

The customer's always right.

And what if the customer is wrong?

Remember rule 1 again.

- That's good. - Chief JUNG?

Big smile!

How may I help you?

The vacuum is broken again!

Oh really, sir?

What seems to be the problem, sir?

If I knew that, why would I call!

Right. Of course, sir.

If you bring it in, we'll...

What am I, your mutt?

I'm not going there just to exchange this!

I'm very sorry sir for the inconvenience.

But if you do come, we'll be glad to give you a refund.

- Really? - Can you exchange this?

Yes, of course...

- Not that. - Pardon?

Are you really sorry?

Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Head office doesn't know what it's like here.

How much!

How much, sir?

Well... I'm sorry for asking you to come and go and...

Then apologize again.

If you're so sorry, say it again!

Then come here and do it yourself!

Screw the head office!

Please accept my sincere apology.

I'm very sorry.

You okay?

Man, what a day.

Why's it so hard?

Does that taste good?

Shit. Don't start.

Does your back hurt? Let me see.

- It's okay. - Why? You ticklish?

- It's not there. - Here.

It's okay. I'll give you a massage.

Great! I could use one.

That feels good.

- Hey? - Yeah?

- You know the moon... - The moon?

It's not out yet, is it?

It's not that.

You know what the gravitational weight of something is there?

Well, with astronauts practically floating around...

It's one sixth.

One sixth?

- So if you weigh 60kg... - You'd weigh 10kg on the moon?

If it's 70kg?

Then... 11.6kg?

If it's 80kg?

13.3kg?

Piece of cake.

If we go up there, you think life would be easier?

Life's hard? Like this?

Gain some weight, will you?

And that vacuum man...

He keeps calling cuz you take it from him.

Even a mutt raised at home...

will bite you if it thinks you're easy.

They're all shitty mutts!

A mutt...

Damn mutts everywhere.

Yeah, it's me.

How's she doing?

I was just talking to someone. Can I call you back?

Sorry. Bye.

Your little sister?

Your promotion to head office is a sure thing, right?

- That's what the manager said. - Damn manager.

Chief JUNG?

Chief JUNG?

Yes, ma'am!

Go see what's going on at household products.

Yes, ma'am. Right on it.

- Sorry. See you later. - What's the rush!

Man, you're born for this job.

Chief JUNG!

This way! What do we do!

You know I'm right!

You wanna hit me? Go ahead!

- Maybe I should! - You son of a bitch!

- Come here! - Let's talk this out, sir!

- That bastard! - Who the hell are you!

- I'm the chief of this section! - The chief?

Yes, I can help you.

My name is JUNG Lee-gyu. Tell me what's wrong, sir.

She said I... sexually molested her!

He grabbed my butt!

- I did not! - Please...

- Calm down, please! - Yes, you did!

Our employee must've made a mistake, sir.

I'm very sorry, sir.

Just go back to work. I'll take care of this.

Screw you! You pervert!

What? A pervert?

Come back here, bitch!

They blurt out crazy things cuz you can't train them!

- You son of a bitch! - Why you little!

- Sir! - Let go!

So what if you're a customer!

- I'm not bowing down an asshole! - You bitch!

Let go Chief! I can't bow down like you!

You think I do cuz I like it!

Stop it, already!

I'm very sorry, sir.

Bitches these days!

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you!

Relax your shoulders!

That's good!

One more time!

Cheese! Beautiful!

Stunning!

Let's really get into it!

You're a butterfly about to fly!

That's it! Big smile!

Fly butterfly!

The butterfly won't fly. It's dead.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, Jin-a! What's with you?

Why look so glum?

Tired already?

The phone you lost...

I heard the thing's still on it.

I'm getting it back later today.

Don't worry. It will never get out.

Stop worrying and concentrate on the shoot.

Get me a battery!

Hello?

I'm low on battery. Can I call you right back?

You don't want to talk? You think I'm a fool, too?

- No, it's just the battery is... - That's your problem, not mine.

- Don't you want your phone back? - Get a charger!

Look, sir. I didn't get a chance to ask earlier.

But if there's anything you want...

- What I want? - Yes!

- So that's it. - Huh?

You think I want a reward or something?

Is that why you think you can yell and swear at me?

- Where's the cap! Shit! - There you go again.

No, what I'm trying to say is...

- The cap! - The cap?

No, it's not that.

Isn't there a law about giving rewards to finders?

10% was it? So if you wanted I can...

- A reward? - Yes.

Found it?

So...

You'll give me what I want?

Yes, of course!

Anything! If you give it back.

Forget it. I'm not in it for a reward.

It's not like I'm giving it to you for nothing.

Think of it as a finder's fee.

That phone is my life.

Okay, then.

- Then... first... - Yes?

When you answer the phone say, 'Thank you, this is so and so.'

Yes, sir. Anything else?

And second, speak with manners.

I hate people who don't speak with respect.

Sure. That's easy enough.

Now, tell me what you really want.

What I really want?

Yes, what you really want.

What I really want is...

Forget it. It's too much.

No, it's okay! Tell me!

It's not here!

It's okay, sir. Just tell me what you want.

I'm serious!

- Okay. - Tell me, sir!

Sure thing, then. Bye.

It's okay, sir!

What are you doing!

I'm a man of my word.

Please tell me what you want!

Then...

Yes?

The third thing is...

The third thing is?

The light turned green. Please cross the street.

Hello?

I just arrived at the hospital.

Okay.

Shit.

What are you doing!

Get away!

Stop!

Here's the picture, asshole!

Shit! Can't you watch the cars right!

Who the fuck did this to my car!

Go down slowly like this...

then she turns, and he holds her.

Can't believe I'm doing this here.

Then zoom in like this.

You call this exposure? Mr. OH?

For a girl who made it

on her innocent image, this is practically porn.

I'm sure we can compromise

- on the exposure... - Hold on.

Hello? Yes, Producer PARK!

Damn it.

It's cuz I lost my old phone. I'm very sorry.

Pardon? When?

Thank you, sir. I'll run over like the wind!

Yes, sir. See you then.

Thank you.

How long you think she'll last on her innocent image?

An actress has to strip to make an impact!

Excuse me.

Jin-a must've made it big. The phone won't stop ringing.

That's not what you promised.

What do you mean?

- I'm not doing it again. - Really?

Didn't you say to tell you what I wanted?

I was talking about money!

There's an interesting video on the phone.

What is it? The girl's an actress, right?

The wedding is about to start.

You son of a bitch! I won't let you get away with this!

Oh, really.

Give it back when I'm asking nicely.

I recorded everything you said!

If I tell the cops, you're going straight to jail!

I'm giving you a chance here!

A chance? Isn't it the other way around?

Who's giving who the chance? You mutt.

Hello! Hello!

Who's the bastard calling a mutt!

No smoking area

It's a no smoking area!

Hi, mom.

Just out somewhere.

What's up?

Died?

Who?

The bride will now enter.

Here comes the bride!

I heard you're a big hit!

Long time no see.

The message said he died!

What's going on? Do I have something on me?

Hello?

What is wrong with you?

What?

- There's a funeral! - For who?

Who do you think! You!

I'm dead?

Messages saying you died went out!

People keep calling me thinking you're dead!

Didn't you cancel the phone?

Can't you do anything right?

What are you, a kid pulling pranks?

I can explain.

It's just a damn misunderstanding!

OH Seung-min died September 29th in a car accident.

Funeral at Sung-shim Hospital.

I didn't send that!

The bastard who took my phone pulled a prank!

Shit!

My new phone's right here!

Eat this, shithead.

- Open the curtains! - Yes, boss.

Should've called if your number changed.

Shit! Scared ya, huh?

Shit!

You have 12 days left!

That bastard.

I'll get you, you son of a bitch!

Private Investigators

Private Investigators You're in luck, dude.

If your phone's a PDA...

it'll be easy to track it, dude.

But your phone's off, dude.

That's not good, dude.

You can't track it if it's off?

To track it...

a satellite up there...

sends a signal to the phone here.

But if it's turned off, it's useless, dude.

Then you're screwed, dude.

That sneaky little rat!

First, he has to turn the phone on, dude.

But if the phone is on...

it's game over, dude.

- It be like putting it back... - Right in your hands, dude.

About the thing you asked...

Are you Mr. JANG Jong-ho?

Mr. JANG Jong-ho?

You're Mr. JANG Jong-ho, right?

Why do you keep asking?

You're really Mr. JANG Jong-ho, right?

So what if I am!

What do you want from me?

Who are you!

Today's your funeral!

Who the hell!

There! Happy?

That's the vacuum man, right?

It's JANG Jong-ho!

Quit stalling and give me my phone!

Okay. I'll give it back.

Where do we meet?

Come to the Marble Tower.

You can see it from there.

The guy is on the move, dude.

Get him! Go!

The guy's still on the move, dude.

He's headed for the Marble Tower, dude.

He's getting closer, dude.

He's within 50m of you, dude.

He's getting closer and closer, dude.

He's...

Passing you, dude!

Right beside you!

Right beside you!

He just passed you, dude!

I'm so sorry.

I'll pay for any medical bills.

I'm very sorry.

- Let it go. - I'm sorry.

Hello?

What was that hearing-aid thing in your ear?

Bought one cuz you don't understand what people say?

Son of a bitch.

That's no way for someone who wants something back to speak.

You sick bastard!

Keep this up and I'II...

You'll what?

I wanted to give it back but you keep forgetting your manners.

- Guess a mutt's habits die hard. - What! You son of a bitch!

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you.

You son of a bitch!

Hello! Hello!

Mister? Mister?

You could get fined for throwing that out.

I'm sorry.

What?

- Big problem, boss! - Always on the phone...

- The video clip! - What?

- Pick it up now. - Fuck!

What do we do? It's everywhere!

Hold on.

- I wasn't talking to you, sir. - Your license, please.

- I'll pick it right up. - License, please.

Elderly man attacked in the park.

Suspect is male with short hair in his mid-thirties.

- Give me your license! - Let me off this once!

Give me your license!

Show me your license!

Hey! Check this out!

What is it?

Come here! Hurry!

Shit.

This is awesome!

Get the USB!

OH Seung-min? You're fucked.

Adios! You son of a bitch!

No pictures, please!

Stop it!

Stay back!

Close the door!

It's not true!

Come on Reporter KIM. We go way back!

Hello? Hello?

After all the drinks I bought him!

Shut up!

People are dying to know!

No answer, huh? You got 9 days left!

That bastard!

- Hello? - Hi, Mr. OH.

- Producer PARK? - What's going on?

It's nothing sir. Some kid's prank.

Our deal is off.

What do you mean, sir?

You know I need someone with a good, innocent image.

- But Producer PARK! - Sorry.

I said, shut up!

It's not true! Producer PARK? Hello?

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

- Just one comment? - Let go!

YOON Jin-a's rumor isn't a marketing scheme, is it?

I'm sorry, sir!

I didn't mean to bump into you, sir.

I'm sorry, sir!

It could be fatal to her innocent image...

Mr. OH Seung-min?

Who...

You must've been very busy.

I tried to reach you many times.

About the case you asked to be settled...

You fucking son of a bitch!

You enjoying screwing with me, huh!

Know where I am? I'm at the police station!

I recorded everything you said!

And I'm cancelling the phone! So go screw your balls with it!

Where do I file a case?

What kind of case?

- Some bastard took my phone and... - Ah, Capt?

Can you look over this case, sir?

Very sorry.

This looks strange, doesn't it?

It's me.

What? Scared I'll report you, huh?

Why call with another phone! Where's mine!

It'd be a waste to screw my balls with this.

All that whimpering to get your phone back...

There was another reason, wasn't there?

What reason!

There's no god damn thing!

I just got an interesting call.

Don't fuck with me.

There was a glitch in the case you asked to be handled.

What glitch, you shithead! There's no such thing!

Hurting someone's hands and feet?

You ordered a hit?

You can't stop me with that!

That's only worth a year or two in jail!

You! I'm putting away for good!

Even if the person's dead?

Got proof?

You're not the only one who knows how to record conversations.

The man's voice was nice and slow. Perfect for recording.

So go ahead and report me. I don't care.

But if you want your phone back, don't cancel it.

Aren't you filing a report?

Ah... no.

The guy who found it says he'll return it.

It's no big deal.

Come with me.

No, it's okay.

Hey, Mister!

Lee-gyu!

How did the surgery go?

She needs another one. What do we do?

Mom? Wake up.

Lee-gyu is here.

I'll give it back.

I will. But there's something I'm curious about.

What is it?

Your wife...

She not only has a great voice, but she's gorgeous.

Yes. I get that a lot.

- So I was really wondering... - What?

When she says, 'Um'before her sentence...

that's so hot.

Does she do that in bed, too?

Maybe you should just report him to the cops.

I have to catch him on my own.

You think we can find out who he is with this?

This isn't Hollywood, man.

- Get his location tracked! If you... - I tried.

Sadang, Olympic Park... He's a hard target.

Where'd you lose the phone?

Yeoksam-dong.

Then maybe you should check there, first.

What is it?

Come on, hon!

You know the state I'm in.

What do you have to say?

Can't you tell me over the phone?

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you.

Shit.

I wasn't talking to you.

No! I wasn't talking to you!

Hello? Jung-yeon? Hello?

- God damn it! - Hey, wait!

Chief JUNG! Over here!

Chief JUNG! Over here!

Chief JUNG?

Could be someone calling him or just background noise...

Chief? Who uses title positions like that?

They don't use that title much these days.

Maybe at traveling agencies or bookstores?

Let's hear it again.

Chief JUNG! Over here!

Chief JUNG!

Chief JUNG? Please come to the clothing section!

How to track a hand phone caller?

What's going on?

Chief JUNG...

- Someone lost their dog. - What?

It's this big. He's been doing that for a while.

Can you send more money for the surgery and expenses?

Soon-hee!

Soon-hee!

Sir?

Did you find her?

No. But we'll find her so please calm down.

How can I calm down! I lost my baby!

But sir, it's still just a dog. I mean... I'm sorry.

Animals are animals.

And pets aren't allowed in this store.

You know how much she's worth?

She's not something you folks here on your salaries can ever afford!

Soon-hee!

Ah, sir?

- This is a public store... - Forget it!

Get lost!

And second, speak with manners.

I hate people who don't speak with respect.

Who's giving who the chance? You mutt.

Hello! Hello!

There's an interesting video on the phone.

What is it? The girl's an actress, right?

You son of a bitch! I won't let you get away with this!

This is useless. Let's just call the cops.

I wanted to give it back but you keep forgetting your manners.

Call me if there's anything you need!

- Guess a mutt's habits die hard. - What! You son of a bitch!

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you.

You stayed up?

We need to talk.

I'm completely exhausted, hon.

Let's get divorced.

I said, let's get divorced!

Are you listening to me?

Open up!

Open this door!

Open up!

- Open up! - For what reason?

Open up. Let's talk face to face.

Divorce is out of the question.

I gotta go.

I don't understand you!

Divorce! Isn't that what you wanted, too?

You call this living!

What am I supposed to do! You bastard!

I want a phone book of all the stores in Yeoksam-dong.

Palma Travel? I'd like to speak with Chief JUNG.

Okay. Thank you.

Star Wedding Hall? Is Chief JUNG in?

OK Tours? Is Chief JUNG there?

Gangnam Bookstore? Is Chief JUNG there?

Chief JUNG? Hold, please.

Chief JUNG speaking.

You're really Chief JUNG?

Yes, my name is Chief JUNG. Who's this?

What? That's your name?

Yes, that's my name. Who's calling?

Sorry. Wrong person.

Fancy Stationary? Is Chief JUNG there?

The hit...

Now you turn up?

That idiot!

The vacuum man!

Vacuum... Vacuum mall... Vacuum mart...

Vacuum... store... mart...

Hello?

Yes, I'd like to speak to Chief JUNG, please.

- There's no one by that name here. - Okay, thank you.

How may I help you?

That son of a bitch.

Chief JUNG Lee-gyu speaking. How may I help you?

Can you help me with something?

Sure. How may I be of help, sir?

JUNG Lee-gyu.

Employee Parking ID JUNG Lee-gyu.

010-9756-3555.

Look at this shitty car.

What's this?

JUNG Geum-ja, cerebral infraction?

Yes?

What do we do? The phone is still off, dude.

Hold on. I'm on to something.

I'll be in touch.

Best employee of the month Chief JUNG Lee-gyu

Best employee of the month?

Hello?

Are you the owner of the car with license plate 67G 0779?

Yes.

Someone recently wrecked your car, right?

At a parking lot?

Please check the expiry dates.

You know how important that is.

Yes, Chief.

We had 3 complaint claims this month.

Yes, Chief.

Is this everything that came in today?

Yes, I checked the total stock.

How's customer response on the new product?

It seems customers are dissatisfied with the bonus product.

Make sure you also check the expiry dates on the bonus goods.

Yes, Chief.

Still, you're doing great. Don't worry.

Ki-taek? It's me.

Do me a favor.

Try to sound more natural!

And yell a little more.

Mrs. PARK Yeon-sun from Banpo, please come to Customer Service.

I repeat. Would the mother of Young-ji from Banpo...

please come to Customer Service.

Would Young-ji's mom from Banpo please come to Customer Service.

Eat this. Your mom will be here soon.

Can you tell mommy Young-ji's waiting here again?

Good idea.

Attention please. Would the mother of Young-ji from...

I knew it was you, you bastard!

Why are you doing this, sir?

You totally wrecked my car!

- Please calm down, sir. - Sir! My ass, you bastard!

- I don't understand. - You wrecked up my car!

PA on

Come here you son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch!

- Sir! Sir! - You son of a bitch!

- Calm down, sir! - I'll total you, you bastard!

- Why are you doing this, sir! - Come here you!

Let go, you son of a bitch!

- Get down, sir. - Let go!

- Get down! - Let go!

Get down, sir!

Get down!

That's enough, sir!

This is a public store! What are you doing?

Look! See that!

If he didn't do it, why would this be in here?

Look!

The bastard ordered someone to wreck my car!

And told him to send him a picture!

Where's the manager!

Let go, you bastards!

You!

What are you trying to pull?

Just doing exactly what you did.

How does it feel? Pretty shitty, huh?

You gave up on getting your phone?

Then I'll take what's on it and!

And, what?

No more nice guy.

I'm taking the recording to the cops!

Darn, the battery's low. Can't talk. Gotta go.

Hello? Hel...

Yes?

- Hello? Is this Mr. JUNG Lee-gyu? - Yes.

This is Seoul University Hospital Emergency.

Your mother was brought in after a severe leg injury.

How'd she injure her leg in the hospital?

- Mrs. JUNG Geum-ja, right? - Yes, but...

Chief JUNG! Chief JUNG! Where are you?

The emergency room? I'll be right there.

Chief JUNG? It's the manager.

Come to my office, now!

Is my phone on the move by chance?

It is, huh?

Oh, it stopped?

Okay, thanks.

Chief JUNG?

You okay?

You son of a bitch!

Bastard!

Where is it!

Give it to me!

Recorded files deleted.

Son of a bitch.

Come here!

Come here you bastard!

Best employee of the month, my ass! You bastard!

I should've got you from the beginning!

You!

You should've returned it when I asked, son of a bitch.

That's right! I'm a bastard!

- I'm a son of a bitch! - Die!

You son of a bitch!

Hit me, bastard!

That's what I'm doing, bitch!

- Don't go! Hit me, bastard! - What the hell!

You did this to me!

Go ahead! Hit me!

You bastard!

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you!

She's stuck in the hospital cuz of you, huh!

Shit.

Director BONG? Where are you, sir?

Chief JUNG! Are you okay?

Chief JUNG!

- Get up. - Chief JUNG!

Are you okay?

Damn bastards!

Watching you get beat, I can't take this job!

Are you okay?

Yeah...

The manager's looking for you. Hurry.

I... ah... better go...

What's going on! Where were you!

My mother suddenly...

I can't cover for you if you keep this up.

I'm starting to doubt you on that customer's charges, too.

We have an image to keep.

Listen!

Shit! Can't a customer ask to exchange something!

Speak with manners.

I hate people who speak with no respect.

Who the hell are you?

No manners, again.

I feel sorry for your mom who gave birth to you.

Guess a mutt's habits die hard.

This came up under customer complaints.

Some angry customer recorded it and put it on our website.

The head office is fuming!

How can you speak like that to the customers over the phone!

Was I wrong about you?

The head office wants you to be fired.

Explain yourself!

Really... my mother is...

Ma'am... please...

I'm... very sorry.

Hold on.

Just go back to work.

I'II... work... harder... nicer... from now... to... customers...

Nicer... to customers...

Go back to work.

Yes?

I don't think he'll be going.

Internal admin? I'm about to fire him.

I'll be sending KANG Myung-shik.

Yes.

I'll drop by soon.

JUNG Lee-gyu.

Chief JUNG!

I'm sorry.

I have no choice.

I'll buy dinner sometime.

I gotta hand it to you.

How'd you think of this in a state like that?

We're pros here.

Take things as they come.

Things changed drastically.

I'm not about to be picky here.

This is what you call a win-win deal, right?

Which one's better?

They're both nice. What does he do for a living?

He works with many people. It has to be nice.

Then go with this one. It's classy and stylish.

The person you are calling can't be reached...

Attorney HAN Joon-soo

The person you are calling...

Can I help you?

I'm on an errand for Mr. OH.

I love you.

Is this real? Or is this a dream?

Don't hesitate.

Find out what love...

really is.

Jung-yeon

- Hi, hon. I was just about to... - It's me.

You... bastard!

Don't you dare touch my wife!

If you lay one finger on her...

What? Have me amputated and killed, too?

Please. Let my wife go.

That depends on you.

You sick bastard! Are you out of your mind!

I've been wondering.

About the hit deal.

I've been so curious.

For what?

To whom would you do something like that?

But...

Seeing your wife, I think I have an idea now.

Joon-soo, I'm keeping our love. Happy Birthday

Joon-soo, I'm keeping our love. Happy Birthday I wonder...

I wonder...

What would happen if I told her everything?

You son of a bitch! What the hell are you saying!

I told you to speak with manners.

Don't talk to me like that!

Got it!

I'm very sorry, sir.

What do you want?

I'll do anything!

Not my wife, please...

Anything I want? Anything?

Then let's start with an errand.

- An errand? - Why? Don't want to?

- Well, then I'll just... - No!

Say the word. I'll do it!

Then go to the E-mart within 30 minutes.

I can't get there in 30 minutes from here!

Fine then. It's your decision.

I've always respected my customers' opinions.

But you should know the way well.

You came to screw me over. Remember?

Go and then what?

Go to customer locker 909 on the first floor.

There's something there that can save you.

What about the key?

You'll know when you get there.

You have exactly 30 minutes! If you're a minute late...

You know what.

Shit!

What the hell do you want with this!

Hey, amputation! There's an idea.

Cut off your own wrist. How about it?

Think this is funny, you bastard!

Does it look like I'm joking?

I'll call the cops!

You can't.

Yes, I can! You shithead!

Then try me.

Go to Plaza Pharmacy behind Gangnam Hall by 9.

There's a PC Room on the second floor.

There should be a familiar face.

Bring him out.

- JANG Yoon-ho! - What?

I'm sorry, boss!

I didn't mean to put it up on the net!

You put it up!

- I'm so... sorry. - You son of a bitch!

- I'm... sorry. - Let's go!

I'm sorry, sir! Please don't do this!

What the hell is this!

Don't you want revenge?

This all started cuz of him.

How'd you know he put the video out?

'You're fucked! Adios! You son of a bitch! '

He called to say that.

Cut off his arm and show me.

You son of a bitch!

By 10 p.m.

Cut off his arm and show me before 10 p.m. Okay?

And don't hang up.

What?

I'll be watching.

Don't hang up.

Sir... please... listen to me.

- Listen to me, boss! - Come out here!

Wait! Sir! Put that down and listen to me!

Sir... please... wait!

Please! Listen to me! Please!

- What's going on? - Don't do it, boss!

Please... let's talk this out.

Please, don't kill me!

What's going on!

Did something happen to my husband?

Please... let's talk this out.

You're not really going to kill me, right?

Thank you.

Sir! Wait! No! Don't do it!

What about your wife!

What's wrong? You need more money?

Want me to listen to you cry?

What! What! What!

What!

What! What!

Lee-gyu... Lee-gyu...

I want to die.

Lee-gyu...

I want to die.

Then die, mom.

I don't have any more money.

I can't pay for another surgery.

Mom... no...

Your wife!

Who says he won't kill your wife!

If you change, you'll die! Remember? He won't change!

Please, don't kill me! Please!

Who says he won't kill your wife!

Please! Don't kill me!

That son of a bitch.

What... what are you doing?

Please, let's talk about this.

Tell me why you're doing this.

No, I know it's cuz of my husband but...

I'm sure you can work it out.

If he did something wrong, I'll apologize!

Please, talk to me.

Son of a bitch!

That bastard!

Where's the arm?

Who says you won't hurt my wife even if I do what you say!

Fine. You made your choice. I'll make mine.

What's there to life?

Doing whatever you want then dying is the way to go.

Cut to the chase.

What do you really want?

I'll give you anything. So let's just end this!

Let's see... What do I really want?

I'm starting to get confused.

I'm warning you! If you ever touch my wife...

Help me, hon!

He's filling the house with gas!

- Gas? - Help me!

You son of a bitch!

You crazy bastard! I'll chase you to hell...

I'm not finished!

Listen to me!

Listen to me first!

First, you'll have to pay

for all your sins!

And your wife!

There's still time left!

10 o'clock! I'll call you back by 10!

There's still time left!

Please, don't do this.

I know what you're thinking.

But... I'm...

Good decision.

You don't deserve to be with a bastard like him.

I'm sorry for everything.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

Mr. OH Seung-min?

You must've been very busy.

I tried to reach you many times.

About the case you asked to be settled...

There's been a slight problem.

Go.

Your husband can't do anything to you now.

The man you asked about, HAN Joon-soo...

Chief JUNG.

Drop it, now!

Do you even love your wife?

Shut up and drop the lighter!

Think you can keep her? No matter what?

Give me the lighter!

You son of a bitch!

What did you do to my wife! You son of a bitch!

Where's my wife! Where is she!

Where's my wife! Tell me, you bastard!

You son of a bitch!

Shit!

Hon?

Are you okay?

Don't worry.

I called the cops.

The man you asked about, HAN Joon-soo...

He's dead. But don't worry.

I got rid of him clean.

It's partly our fault so no need to pay us the rest.

Mr. OH Seung-min? You must've been very busy.

You son of a bitch!

Damn bastard...

I told you to speak with manners!

How many times do I have to tell you!

You son of a bitch!

You bastard!

Son of a bitch!

Everything could've worked out fine!

If it wasn't for you! Everything was fine!

- It's all your fault! You bastard! - Stop it! Both of you!

Die, bastard! Die!

- Stop it, hon! - Let go!

Die! You bastard!

Die!

Die!

Die!

Die!

A bastard like you...

should be punished.

Your wife will never love you.

Son of a bitch!

That's not your line, Chief JUNG!

How may I help you, sir!

That's the only line you can say!

How may I help you, sir! Say it!

Say it, you son of a bitch!

Say it! Chief JUNG!

Say it!

Say it!

Say it!

Say it!

Hon...

Let's forgive everything.

Let's forgive each other.

Hon.

Let's forgive everything.

Let's forgive each other.

Let's forgive each other.

Forgive me, hon.

Joon-soo, I'm keeping our love. Happy Birthday

A baby?

That's why...

That's why I...

I wanted to talk so much.

That's all I can remember.

A hand phone?

All that just cuz of a hand phone...

Let me introduce myself.

I'm Capt. KIM of Criminal Investigations.

We came here today because...

forensics found something strange on KIM Jung-yeon's death.

Calm down, sir. You'll be okay.

She didn't die from the explosion...

but was choked to death.

Someone must've strangled...

I'm sorry, you'll have to leave.

He needs to rest and stay calm.

Emergency in room 707!

That's a little risky.

Actors doing anything for money are bombing left and right.

Commercials are great, but we have to think of her image.

Cancel the private loans ad.

New Box-office Queen?

Congratulations, boss!

Congratulations!

- To celebrate our new building! - It's awesome!

Isn't it about time you gave me a real one?

Celebrating something?

Not him again.

A man named HAN Joon-soo went missing 6 months ago.

His body was found last week at a construction site.

Coincidentally, he had a close relationship with your wife...

Were you aware of their relationship?

No. My wife loved me.

We got even more suspicious after the body turned up.

About your wife being pregnant.

Should that be a problem?

It should.

If the baby was someone else's.

A recent DNA test on the baby found...

that it's yours, Mr. OH. Without a doubt.

I apologize for disturbing you all this time.

Take care, then.

Joon-soo, I'm keeping our love. Happy Birthday

Directed by KIM Han-min