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(rock music playing )
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Liberate me,
liberate me
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Liberate me, liberate me...
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Around the sun
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On the run
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Nothing can stop me...
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- ( loud kissing )
- Man: You've got your whole life
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- ahead of you.
- Woman: Yeah.
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- People you are still gonna meet.
- Woman: I know.
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Whole college experience
still in front of you.
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- Woman: Mmm, you're right.
- Mmm.
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Woman: You promise
you're gonna write and call me?
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Hogan! Man, what the hell
are you doing?
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- They're already on the Ds.
- ( Hogan groans )
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- Mm-hmm. Shit.
- Mmm.
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Hello, Professor Goodbey.
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- ( moans )
- Come on.
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We gotta go.
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Gladys, I'm never
gonna forget you.
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- You're so hot.
- No no no.
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All right. Sorry.
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- I love you.
- I love you, Gladys.
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Man over P.A.:
Rebecca Gephardt.
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Indigo Goldstein.
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Thank you very much, sir.
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Liberate me...
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Dag Griffiths.
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Well done.
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- Hi!
- Hey.
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- Oh, lip gloss.
- Man: Chris Grizma, magna cum laude.
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( whispering )
Hey, where were you?
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We were supposed
to take pictures before the ceremony!
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- Moffy Gurner.
- I know. Uh... um...
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
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- Cindy Guilley.
- Here.
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Open it and put it on.
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Oh my God.
That is so sweet, Spence.
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- Man: Rebecca Hartowicz.
- Oh.
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- Oh...
- Man: Hello, Rebecca.
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Let me see it.
( gasps )
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- Oh...
- That's nice.
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Fuck off, Hogan!
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- Marshall Hogan lll.
- That is my name. I must go.
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Shit, I think I caught my dress.
Did I rip something?
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- ( flatulence )
- Oh.
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You're such an ingrate, Hogan!
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Spencey, please meet me
in the quad
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after the ceremony
for pictures with my family, okay?
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This is the photo that will define us
for the rest of our lives--
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where we met and fell in love.
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- ( chuckles )
- ( giggles )
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Spencer Holmes,
with honors.
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Okay, I'll see you there.
I love you.
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Mmm...
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( moans )
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Congratulations.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
meet our business class graduates.
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( sighs ) It's just not the same
as standing in the quad
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- in our cap and gown.
- Oh, I'm sorry,
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- but I had to take Hogan home.
- Mmm.
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You know he has a problem
dumping in public bathrooms.
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- Nice image, thanks.
- Okay, look.
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We have a photo in front
of my childhood tree house
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I built when I was nine.
Isn't that good enough?
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- It's just not the same.
- ( sighs )
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- Let's go get a drink.
- Okay.
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- ( sighs )
- ( sighs )
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Hey, can I get a beer
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and a shot of tequila and a--
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a thumb in the ass
for my girlfriend?
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Look, all our problems revolve
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around your geriatric-loving
loser creep of a friend.
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And as soon as you outgrow him,
the sooner you'll be
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- to reaching your potential.
- Just enough with Hogan, please.
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No. No, Spencey.
If you spend the rest of your life
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associating yourself
with that vermin,
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you will become
that vermin.
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Spencey-- hey, I love you,
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I just want
what's best for you.
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- I love you too. You know--
- Mmm...
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( woman laughing )
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Oh my God.
I'll be right back.
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Just so you know,
he will not be in our wedding.
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( laughing )
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What is that young man
doing out there with Edith?
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I never saw anybody dance like that.
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Hey, are you sure they're dancing?
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If they're not,
he owes me some fucking money!
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- Hogan, what the hell are you doing?
- Spence!
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- I'd like you to meet Edith Birnbaum.
- Spence!
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Hello. Marshall here says
I'm the hottest chick at the party.
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- What do you think?
- Yeah.
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- Whoo!
- Hogan, I'm sorry.
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- I gotta borrow him for one minute.
- Ooh.
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- One second, we'll be right back.
- What?
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Do you really think
it's wise to get all grindy
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with our future boss's wife?
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Dude, she is so fucking fine
and you know it!
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Look at that little tush.
Look at her tushy.
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- I don't understand you.
- Hey, how's the graduation boy doing?
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Hey, all right.
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Hey, thanks-- thanks
for the party, Dad.
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Yeah, my pleasure, son.
My pleasure.
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Yeah, Dad, thank you.
You really outdid yourself.
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Just remember to mention
Stan Birnbaum in your speech today.
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The guy never leaves
his frigging hospital.
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He came out for your graduation
because he believes in you, son.
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We'll get you at Yale Law in no time.
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Stan, it's my boy right here!
Here he is!
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Stan. Nobody is more connected
to Yale Law than Stan Birnbaum.
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Thank you for putting in a good word
for me, by the way.
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Mrs. Holmes is responsible
for that, Marshall.
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Maybe you should talk to her.
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- Don't forget, Spence.
- ( stomach grumbles )
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( burps )
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Guess I lost that bet
we had two years ago.
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- What-- what bet?
- I bet you wouldn't graduate.
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Oh, yeah? Oh.
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- Okay.
- Now I have to show you my tits.
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- Really? That's so great!
- Mm-hmm.
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- Excuse me.
- Do you wanna touch them?
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Yes. Oh!
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Hi, sweet-- oh, hello.
Who's this pretty thing?
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Casey Dixon.
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Oh, aren't you just
the most charming girl?
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It's nice to see you two
getting along so well.
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Spencey, cake in 10 minutes.
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Thanks, Mom.
Ahem, excuse me.
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- Where's Hogan?
- Uh...
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I don't know.
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- ( feedback )
- Thank you all for being here today.
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First, I'd like to take
this opportunity
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to thank my parents for all
the love and support they've given me.
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- I couldn't be more blessed.
- ( applauding )
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I would also like to thank
my girlfriend Amanda
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- for all the lov--
- Oh. Whoo-hoo!
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- ( laughs )
- I'll begin work next week
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at Birnbaum, Arthur,
Hollace, Craft & Steel.
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Uh, that's Birnbaum, Hollace,
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- Arthur, Craft & Steel.
- ( laughing )
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I'm sorry.
I should probably learn that.
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In any case, I am very grateful
to you, Mr. Birnbaum,
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and I look forward to working
for you and learning a great deal.
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- ( Edith moaning )
- What can I say?
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- I'm a very lucky man.
- ( wood groans )
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- ( screams )
- ( all gasp )
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- Amanda: Eww.
- ( murmuring )
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- Woman: Oh my God.
- Man: Busted.
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Uh...
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- Sorry.
- ( clamoring )
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( pants )
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- Well...
- You okay?
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...I don't think I ever actually begged
a man before today.
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Well, what did Mr. Birnbaum say?
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( choked )
I'm sorry, Spence, but, uh...
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he will no longer require
your services at his firm.
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( sighs )
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What about me?
Would he require my services?
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( yelling )
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Dad! Dad.
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- ( Mrs. Holmes sighs )
- ( grunts )
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You know what, Dad?
It's okay, I got accepted into Baker.
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- Maybe I should--
- Mr. Holmes: Nonsense!
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No one's heard of Baker!
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We are gonna solve this one.
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- Mm-hmm.
- There's a man at the club.
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- Oh.
- Barry Stack is his name.
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- He's an 18-holer, fine man.
- Uh-huh. Oh... Oh!
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A Yalie and he's head
of the biggest divorce firm in LA.
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- See?
- Not as connected as Birnbaum,
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but that's okay.
I'll make a call on your behalf.
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- Spence: Thanks, Dad.
- Yeah.
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What about Marshall?
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Well, he's practically family, Fred.
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And I'm sure he's very sorry
for what happened, aren't you, dear?
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Yes, I am. I really--
I truly am, ma'am-- Mom.
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Come on, Dad.
Give him another chance.
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- Fine.
- Spence: Yes.
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- Oh.
- Fine fine fine. If he screws this up,
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- he's our punter this month.
- No problem.
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And for you, son, I would be
disappointed beyond repair.
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- ( stomach rumbling )
- ( burping )
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- Spence: Dad.
- Oh!
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Excuse me.
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- Yes, sir.
- Oh...
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( woman giggles )
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( sighs )
I'll try Mr. Stack again, all right?
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Oh, nice.
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Oh... nice.
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Beautiful.
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Good. Good good good.
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Woman over intercom:
Mr. Stack, your interview is here.
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I'm coming.
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- He'll be right out.
- Thank you.
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Thanks.
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You look so...
refreshing today.
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And the flower
is a very sweet touch.
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You look lovely.
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Stop.
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( grunts )
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Oh!
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You're so fucking good-looking.
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( grunts )
Ahh.
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( snorting )
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- What was that?
- I don't know.
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- ( club thunks )
- ( metal clangs )
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- ( woman screams )
- ( panting )
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Why the hell are you two
just sitting there?
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Us?
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- Did you pass the bar yet?
- Haven't been to law school yet, sir.
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"Oh, we haven't been
to law school yet, sir."
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So you're just
a couple of shit turds.
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- Excuse me?
- Yes, sir, we are.
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- Do you shit turds wanna work here?
- Both: Yes, sir.
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Well, then, why am l...
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Iooking for my ball
and you're just sitting in there?!
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And you!
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Those plants--
they need dusting.
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- Plants?
- Uh, dusting?
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Good. Good good good.
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You're hired, you're hired,
you're all fucking hired!
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- ( Archibald laughing )
- Woman: He forgets sometimes
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he hired me over 15 years ago.
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Oh.
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- Is that Mr. Stack?
- Oh, no. That was Mr. Archibald.
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But don't worry, he has hiring
and firing privileges too.
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I'll show you where we keep
the plant maintenance kit.
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Don't they have plant maintenance
people for stuff like that?
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Oops. They only come
once a week.
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Mr. Archibald
likes it done twice.
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It's okay.
Once you make partner
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you won't have to do it anymore.
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Woman over radio:
Good morning, Angelenos.
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- ( clock beeping )
- It's gonna be a hot,
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muggy one out there today,
busting up to the century mark.
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And on to the news.
The stock market is up 12 points
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and, in sports, the LA Cougars
won the WABA Championship
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- by 16 points.
- ( meows )
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And in entertainment news,
it says here a '60s sex symbol...
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- ( beeping continues )
- Spence, would you get that?
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...on Pacific Coast Highway.
That's right, that's what it says.
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( grunts )
243
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,620
You bar-flunking freak!
244
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,940
Where in the hell
did you get these numbers?
245
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,900
I don't know.
246
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,300
( whispers )
It's that Karl guy.
247
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:56,220
( whispering )
You know what I heard?
248
00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:59,100
The poor bastard fucks
the file cabinets to blow off steam.
249
00:12:59,180 --> 00:13:01,660
You butt-licker!
250
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:05,820
What part of your maggot-rotten brain
shit out these numbers?
251
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,500
- Well, obviously, I made a mistake.
- Well, obviously.
252
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,460
And now Sarah Tucker's alimony
is on the line!
253
00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,700
Better fix it--
best piece of ass I've ever had.
254
00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:17,660
- ( licks )
- Did you hear that?
255
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,940
The best piece of ass
he's ever had.
256
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,980
Who brought you in here, anyway?
257
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:25,340
Well, my Uncle William is
a good friend of Mr. Conrad.
258
00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,900
Well, that's not gonna save you
when you flunk the bar next month,
259
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,900
because next month
you're gonna be good and fired.
260
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,740
- I hope not.
- Good and fired!
261
00:13:36,820 --> 00:13:39,660
Karl, do you need to use the bathroom
or did you already shit in your pants?
262
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:42,780
I might have
dripped a little, but, umm--
263
00:13:42,820 --> 00:13:46,500
It wasn't a real question,
you taint-licking hemorrhoid.
264
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:51,100
- ( crying )
- These guys are fuckers.
265
00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:56,260
I gotta go get the file boxes.
266
00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,100
Loosen up, would you?
267
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,780
( whimpering loudly )
268
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:09,540
( ballad playing )
269
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,100
Hi.
270
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,060
( gasps )
271
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,260
- Are you gay?
- What?
272
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:34,260
No.
273
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,820
No...
274
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,780
Whoa, big fella. Down.
275
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,300
It's not polite to point
in the office.
276
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,500
Gonna plant that mushroom?
277
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,420
A little young for me, but--
oh, for you...
278
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,220
( chuckles )
279
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:51,580
I have-- I have to get
the file boxes.
280
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,700
- Okay.
- Okay. Take care of some business
281
00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:55,500
- while you're in there.
- Okay.
282
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,340
I'm gonna push out
a little turtle head.
283
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,060
- I'll meet you back in there.
- All right.
284
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,300
Hey hey hey!
You two-- shit-turd guys--
285
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:06,140
get in here and get
the jelly out of my toes.
286
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,020
- Uh...
- Mmm, mmm.
287
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:11,700
I want you to really get in there--
under the nail.
288
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,620
And give us a nice trim
while you're down there.
289
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,300
( phone beeps )
290
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,740
Stack:
What's going on with Doreen Wyes?
291
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:23,020
- I gave you that lead a week ago.
- I'm on it, I'm sending an employee
292
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:25,020
over to Formosa
Wednesday at 6:00,
293
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:27,580
'cause that's where her husband
meets his girlfriend.
294
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,900
Stack: Took you a fucking week
to figure that out?!
295
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:32,500
There was some confusion
about which restaurant.
296
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,380
Whatever.
Send someone fucking good this time.
297
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,420
( phone beeps )
298
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,340
- Ouch!
- Sorry. Sorry.
299
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:44,780
I-- I didn't know this was
part of your body.
300
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,020
( retches )
301
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,260
Oh, that's good, that's good.
That's good, that's good.
302
00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:54,460
Oh...
( chuckles )
303
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,900
Uh, anything else, sir?
304
00:15:56,980 --> 00:15:59,100
Yeah yeah, there is.
305
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:02,380
I got to this little piece
of dried-up shit turd
306
00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,180
that needs to be pulled
out of my ass.
307
00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,020
Come on.
( laughing )
308
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,660
I'm kidding you!
309
00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:15,660
- Get out.
- ( retches )
310
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,900
Dude, these lawyers...
311
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,860
( chuckles )
are a bunch of sweaty jackals,
312
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,500
feeding off
of the weak and sick
313
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,460
and injured little gazelles and shit.
314
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:32,460
I mean, do you really want
one of these... scavengers
315
00:16:32,540 --> 00:16:35,260
- referring you to Yale?
- Right now,
316
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,340
it's the best contact I have,
317
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:41,180
but there's no reason
you should stay here.
318
00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,180
Where the hell am I gonna go?
319
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,660
Go wherever you want.
320
00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:49,980
Spence, now you know
I can't stand
321
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,700
anyone that isn't
a hot older woman or you.
322
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:55,180
- ( chuckles )
- So wherever you go, I follow.
323
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:57,300
This may sound
a little weak, lame,
324
00:16:57,380 --> 00:16:59,660
- even a little gay to some people...
- Yeah.
325
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:02,020
...but fuck it.
I know what I like.
326
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,700
- Hogan.
- All right.
327
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,300
Let's get you in Yale.
328
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,900
Archibald: Karl!
329
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,900
Out of my office, butt-licker!
330
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,420
Hey, shit turd!
331
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,580
Grab your shit-turd friend
and get in here.
332
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,540
( laughing )
333
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,540
Hogan!
334
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:42,460
Hey!
335
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,700
Silver BMW 535--
it's in the parking lot
336
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,940
in the golf club in Bel Air.
Here's the license plate.
337
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,380
Find it and slash the tires.
338
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,700
Go. Now.
339
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,580
Isn't that illegal?
340
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,540
( laughs )
341
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,540
Okay. No, I know
that it's illegal,
342
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,780
but why would you want us
to do something illegal?
343
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:13,020
Hogan:
My guess would be
344
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,500
that the driver has
an afternoon court appearance
345
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,460
that if he were to miss
346
00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,060
would cause him to severely fall
out of favor with the judge,
347
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,300
considering that
it's probably over custody
348
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,180
or some sticky issue like that.
The judge will look more favorably
349
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:30,860
on the party that is actually in
the courtroom standing in front of him.
350
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,380
Very good, shit-turd's friend.
351
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:38,100
Now, when you're done with that,
you deliver these papers to my wife.
352
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,660
She's at some bake sale
with her girlfriends.
353
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,340
The address is on the envelope.
Tell her she can have her divorce
354
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,700
as long as she understands
that she's now...
355
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,100
totally fucked.
Tell her that--
356
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,580
- verbatim.
- Yes, sir.
357
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,740
You're still here. Why?
358
00:19:07,620 --> 00:19:09,980
Dude, these guys make
so much fucking bank here.
359
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,460
- Wow.
- I'm quitting my job.
360
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,420
Man:
Hey, assholes.
361
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,820
I've been rotting here
for five minutes.
362
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,340
I don't wanna put you out or anything,
but do you mind fetching my car?!
363
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,300
( Slavic accent )
"Studman." Studman!
364
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,220
Of course, we help you.
365
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,180
- I run for studs.
- ( whispers ) What do we do?
366
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,460
( whispers ) I don't know.
A couple of things feel good to me.
367
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,380
Okay, I go fast
for you now.
368
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,500
A couple jerk-off
valet parkers.
369
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,460
So listen, I changed
at the country club
370
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,580
and I'll be in court
within the hour.
371
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,620
What the fuck
are you looking at?
372
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,300
Que?
373
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,060
Just some valet puke
giving me the stinkeye.
374
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,700
Guy's a moron.
375
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,620
So listen, wrap up the Chicago deal,
let's get to Vegas.
376
00:19:49,700 --> 00:19:52,620
Yeah, I've got the four tee times
and strippers lined up.
377
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,340
No, I'm not bringing my wife.
What are you talking about?
378
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,300
She starting to take me
to the cleaners in this divorce.
379
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,420
No, I'm thinking of taking
that cute little court reporter
380
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,420
from the Stony case.
She was pretty good orally,
381
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,140
- but I tell you...
- ( car tires screeching )
382
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,660
...she had a snatch the size
of the Lincoln Tunnel.
383
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:08,380
It's like fucking
a warm bucket of water.
384
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,420
No, but I'll give you five...
385
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,940
Wha-- what the fuck?
386
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,060
( normal voice )
It's a little sticky
387
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,020
coming out of second,
but other than that--
388
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,580
I'm gonna kick your face in!
389
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,780
Hogan, holy shit, man!
Come on, let's go!
390
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:24,700
- Come on, go go go go go!
- Ah!
391
00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,860
You son of a bitch!
392
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,540
That was crazy, Hogan.
393
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:33,340
I think maybe you took
that one a little too far, huh?
394
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:35,860
( Slavic accent )
What? You have job, you do it right.
395
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,340
- Okay.
- Huh?
396
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:38,980
This is it.
397
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,780
Whoa.
398
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,940
Gotta work on
your accent, by the way.
399
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,860
- Really?
- It was terrible.
400
00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:47,180
I told you to prepare, you're not--
you're not getting prepared.
401
00:20:47,260 --> 00:20:49,620
- Weird, I thought I was pretty good.
- You almost blew it.
402
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,220
Hmm.
403
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:57,220
- Come in.
- ( women chatting )
404
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:07,620
Woman:
I'm sure you will enjoy these.
405
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,860
They come
in all different kinds.
406
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,980
They're like Easter eggs.
407
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,700
And it will go
with anything you're wearing...
408
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:17,500
or not wearing.
409
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,860
This one, my little darlings,
is called "The Fire Alarm."
410
00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,220
And trust me,
where your orgasms are concerned--
411
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:27,180
all of you--
this one is the four-alarm fire
412
00:21:27,260 --> 00:21:29,220
that you have
been begging for.
413
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,900
( laughs )
Look at it. Isn't it cute?
414
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:34,580
Feliney metropolitanis.
415
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,740
What?
416
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:37,940
Cougars.
Everywhere.
417
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:40,860
Oh my God,
look at the variety.
418
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,700
Oh my, that's a Rolls-Royce,
very hard to nab.
419
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:46,180
...spankings!
420
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:48,540
There's some Cadillacs,
a little bit easier.
421
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:50,180
Oh my God, a Trans Am.
422
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:53,340
Not exactly my flavor,
but definitely has appeal.
423
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,780
Oh my God.
My personal favorite,
424
00:21:55,860 --> 00:21:59,620
a Silver Fox. Oh, so many
possibilities in one sitting.
425
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:00,780
Down.
426
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:03,260
Thank you very much.
427
00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,660
We'll have some refreshments.
428
00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:11,820
Woman:
This is a private party,
429
00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:15,380
but what can I do
for you two hunky hunks?
430
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,580
We are Spence Holmes
and Marshall Hogan lll,
431
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:23,220
and we're looking
for a Daniela Stack.
432
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,540
Woman:
And what is this regarding?
433
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:28,380
Well, we work
for her husband and...
434
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:31,260
he wanted us to...
435
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,860
give her this.
436
00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:36,020
Oh. Oh, then you work
for my husband too.
437
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,660
I'm Teddy Archibald.
438
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:41,020
- No way.
- No way.
439
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,020
So...
440
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,940
what exactly goes on
at this sort of party?
441
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:48,700
Well, we're just looking to spice up
our libidos a little bit.
442
00:22:48,780 --> 00:22:50,940
Aha. Yeah, I see. I see.
443
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:54,300
Edith: Marshall!
What a pleasant surprise!
444
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,820
Oh, hey.
445
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:57,180
Oh.
446
00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:00,780
Ladies, meet Marshall Hogan lll.
447
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,660
Our spectacular afternoon together
448
00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:06,020
became my inspiration
449
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,540
for finding Lulu here
450
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,860
and her "Art of Pleasure" schooling.
451
00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,900
Praise the clitoris, Edith.
452
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,500
Yes!
453
00:23:14,580 --> 00:23:17,980
I came alive under
Mr. Hogan's tutelage,
454
00:23:18,060 --> 00:23:19,820
and my life's mission
455
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,340
is to help you experience
456
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:24,220
an awakening such as mine.
457
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,620
Aside from handling me so expertly,
458
00:23:27,700 --> 00:23:30,940
he suggested I switch
to the Vivelle Dot
459
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:33,180
hormone replacement therapy.
460
00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,940
And I must say
461
00:23:35,020 --> 00:23:37,940
it's worked wonders.
462
00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,900
Wonders!
463
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,460
Whoo!
464
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,180
Marshall.
465
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,580
Perhaps you and your friend
466
00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:52,180
can help us out?
467
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,420
Oh, anything.
468
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,940
Well, maybe...
469
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,980
you could gather a group
of your friends
470
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,660
who enjoy doing
what you enjoy doing,
471
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:07,580
and we could connect them
472
00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:09,740
with my friends
473
00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:12,980
who enjoy doing
what I enjoy doing.
474
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:24,260
Sounds like the cougars
need their prey.
475
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:25,940
Ooh, well said.
476
00:24:26,020 --> 00:24:27,780
We'll be in touch.
477
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:29,900
Now, ladies,
478
00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:32,100
Lulu will take
your orders here.
479
00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:34,460
Grab a clipboard.
480
00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:38,140
Cindy Conrad,
481
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:40,460
Iet me formally introduce you
482
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:40,540
to Spence Holmes
and Marshall Hogan.
483
00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,620
to Spence Holmes
and Marshall Hogan.
484
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:42,700
They work for the firm.
485
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,660
They work for the firm.
486
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:44,740
Ah. So you know that
ass-waxing prick that I'm married to.
487
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:47,580
Ah. So you know that
ass-waxing prick that I'm married to.
488
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:47,660
( all laugh )
489
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,420
( all laugh )
490
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:49,500
Have you seen Daniela around?
491
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,060
Have you seen Daniela around?
492
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:51,140
They have something for her.
493
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,340
They have something for her.
494
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:53,420
Oh yeah, I dragged her here.
She's inside somewhere.
495
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,820
Oh yeah, I dragged her here.
She's inside somewhere.
496
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:55,900
Mmm, happy birthday to me.
497
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,620
Mmm, happy birthday to me.
498
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:02,940
If you want,
I could give the papers to Daniela.
499
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,780
That's okay, Teddy.
I'll take them.
500
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,460
Oops.
501
00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:26,220
I assume he finally signed
my divorce papers?
502
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:29,340
Yeah, um...
503
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,980
and he-- he also said--
504
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:34,260
he said he wanted us to say...
505
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,740
well, 'cause he wanted to--
506
00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:39,420
Hello, Marshall Hogan lll.
507
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,940
It's nice to see you again.
And may I say
508
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:44,580
you deserve a future
of lasting happiness and peace?
509
00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:46,540
And may I also say
you've probably never
510
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:48,380
Iooked or felt better in your life,
511
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:49,700
am I right?
512
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:52,300
- ( laughs )
- Daniela Stack,
513
00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,020
this is my best friend,
Spencer Holmes.
514
00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:56,940
Hi.
515
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,180
Daniela Darren now.
516
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,620
Nice to meet you.
517
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,140
Hi.
518
00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:06,260
Hogan:
Our job is done here,
519
00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:10,700
and we hope
to see you again.
520
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,260
I hope so.
521
00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:15,140
Hi.
522
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:18,540
Stop saying hi.
523
00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,820
- Hi.
- You're dehydrated.
524
00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,780
Bye.
525
00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,300
Hi.
526
00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:37,740
I mean,
527
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,260
she just looked
right at me and said,
528
00:26:42,340 --> 00:26:44,740
"l hope so."
529
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:47,740
Oh my God.
What am I gonna do?
530
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:49,260
You know what you're gonna do?
531
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,180
Whatever the fuck you want.
532
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,300
Now, you want to be with this woman,
be with this woman.
533
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,620
Be with her and Amanda, who cares?
Be with all of 'em.
534
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,780
Yeah, Stack too.
Fuck him...
535
00:26:57,860 --> 00:26:59,740
good and hard,
right up the ass.
536
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,220
Just fuckin' do what you want.
537
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:03,140
- I tell you what else you're gonna do.
- What?
538
00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,700
This Edith thing.
539
00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,340
Dude, right now my whole life
revolves around Yale Law.
540
00:27:07,420 --> 00:27:09,220
I know,
and you're going to Yale Law.
541
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:10,820
Okay, I have no doubt
about that.
542
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:13,540
But that's, like, the future.
I'm talking now,
543
00:27:13,620 --> 00:27:16,300
- and you're doing this Edith thing.
- What are you talking about?
544
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,820
Edith!
545
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,620
Edith and the cougars!
546
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,500
What?
547
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:25,380
Wait, you want us to charge them
to have sex with us?
548
00:27:25,460 --> 00:27:27,060
No.
549
00:27:27,140 --> 00:27:28,860
No.
550
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:33,420
We charge our friends
to have sex with them.
551
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,900
- All right.
- You see?
552
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,180
Now listen.
We start a little country club, okay?
553
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,420
A "Cougar Club," if you will, right?
554
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,100
And we charge membership fees
and shit like that.
555
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,260
- Is that legal?
- Fuck it-- yes!
556
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:46,820
I don't know.
Who cares?
557
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,020
I care! I have to.
558
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,100
I, uh, no.
559
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:53,980
- No no no no no, I can't do it.
- Oh...
560
00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:56,700
- "Cougar Club."
- Oh come, Spence, would you stop
561
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,780
saying no to everything?
562
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,860
Do you not get bored of that?
Say "yes."
563
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,820
Yes, 'cause it feels so good.
564
00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:08,580
Yes, because you've never
taken a risk in your life, my friend.
565
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,860
Yes, because
Daniela Darren said,
566
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:13,060
"l hope so"!
567
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,580
Yes, because Edith Birnbaum
fucking demands it.
568
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,980
"Supply us nice, horny cougars
569
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:21,340
with nice, horny young prey."
570
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,380
Aw, shit.
Why can't I ever say yes to you?
571
00:28:24,460 --> 00:28:29,020
Because sometimes Spencey
says "no" when he means "yes."
572
00:28:29,060 --> 00:28:31,260
Thank you, Mom.
573
00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:33,180
Thanks, Mom.
574
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:35,380
Okay, well... night.
575
00:28:35,460 --> 00:28:37,380
- Spence: Good night.
- Hogan: Good night.
576
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:39,900
Mmm!
577
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:45,660
"Because sometimes Spencey
says 'no' when he means 'yes."'
578
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:48,860
- That was a fucking omen.
- Okay okay, shut up.
579
00:28:48,940 --> 00:28:51,940
For once in your life,
would you do something just for you?
580
00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:56,020
Say what you really want to say.
581
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:59,020
How will it work?
582
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:02,460
Hogan's voice:
We'll target 100 guys to start.
583
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:05,540
That first group will pay $500
for the first year to join,
584
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,900
and any members
after that will pay $1,000.
585
00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:11,620
They'll have direct access
of all our cougar-sponsored events.
586
00:29:11,700 --> 00:29:15,620
Now that includes access to profiles,
phone numbers-- whole thing.
587
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:18,020
And on the women's side,
Edith will be out in the wild
588
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:22,180
gathering our hunters, marking them
with the gold Cougar Club necklace.
589
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:25,220
All of our picks will
be those who strive to be with
590
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,100
and who embrace
the older woman, or the cougar.
591
00:29:28,180 --> 00:29:32,380
And finally, we'll save room
for our one "must join."
592
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:36,140
You tell me when, okay?
You tell me when!
593
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:39,420
You-you tell me when.
594
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:42,540
Want a whole dance, do ya?
595
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,620
You want a whole d--
596
00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:47,300
ahh! You're looking right at me.
597
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:49,940
( cabinet squeaking )
598
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,500
Karl? Karl, Karl.
599
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,820
How long has this disaster
been going on, man?
600
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,220
- Too long.
- Spence: Mmm.
601
00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,500
We're concerned, Karl.
602
00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:05,460
Yeah. And we--
we understand your need here.
603
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,780
We do, it's just maybe you
and your little plastic friend
604
00:30:08,860 --> 00:30:11,100
would like to bang
something other than the files?
605
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:12,220
Like what?
606
00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:13,660
- Like a woman...
- Yeah.
607
00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:14,900
...for God's sakes.
608
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:18,100
( snickers )
Yeah right.
609
00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:20,300
Not just any woman-- no.
610
00:30:20,380 --> 00:30:22,340
Larry Archibald's woman.
611
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,820
- His mistress?
- No, dude, his wife.
612
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:28,620
We're starting a cougar club
613
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,500
for guys just like you,
614
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:33,180
and we want you
to be a member.
615
00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,620
You do?
616
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,340
Yeah.
617
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:38,940
Now, it's 500 bucks to join,
618
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:41,100
but it's well worth all the access
you're gonna have
619
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,060
not only to Archibald's wife,
but all the other wives
620
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,100
and the cougar friends
they're gonna bring with them.
621
00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,580
Yeah, but $500-- that's--
622
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:51,620
I mean, God, l...
623
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,780
Okay, you know what?
Yes, please.
624
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:57,980
Yes, I'll-- yeah, all right.
625
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:00,020
What's a cougar?
626
00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,020
- We'll explain later.
- Yeah.
627
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,260
Clean yourself up.
We'll explain it to you.
628
00:31:07,340 --> 00:31:09,580
Here you go.
Congratulations.
629
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,180
Thank you.
630
00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:15,620
Here you go.
631
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,220
All right, man,
welcome to the club.
632
00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:22,740
- Oh thanks.
- Whoa, you're hot.
633
00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,100
All right,
welcome to the club.
634
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:31,460
All right.
635
00:31:31,540 --> 00:31:35,540
Okay, welcome to Cougar Club.
636
00:31:35,620 --> 00:31:37,380
( all cheer )
637
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:41,660
All right, now, all of your credit cards
will be swiped
638
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,340
at every event to ensure
that all payments
639
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,500
have been received.
If they're not,
640
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:49,620
you will have the opportunity to make
these payments at the event.
641
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,700
Now, for a little taste
642
00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,660
of what your new membership's
gonna bring you.
643
00:31:57,180 --> 00:31:59,220
Mmm!
644
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,660
( man grunts )
645
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:05,020
Yeah, this little sweetie's
name is lngrid Stone,
646
00:32:05,060 --> 00:32:07,300
subcategory: Ferrari.
647
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,500
She's a divorc�e,
648
00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:12,380
working at one
of LA's finest financial firms,
649
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:16,300
and she enjoys the headrush
she gets from a vertical 69.
650
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,860
( all chuckle )
651
00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:23,740
( sighs )
So, gentlemen,
652
00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:26,340
Iet the hunt begin.
653
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,580
( all cheer )
654
00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:32,460
( Dolly moaning )
655
00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:37,380
Hogan:
Dolly.
656
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:40,220
- Oh God, oh...
- ( Dolly squealing )
657
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:44,060
- Sorry, Dolly.
- Don't fuckin' stop!
658
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:48,940
Hey, shit turd,
meet me in my office.
659
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:51,540
Shouldn't I clean
the bathrooms first?
660
00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:54,460
Stack:
You heard me. Get in here!
661
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:58,820
So why are you
working at this firm,
662
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,740
shit turd?
663
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:03,620
Can you please stop
calling me "shit turd"?
664
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,860
Mmm.
665
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,900
Why are you here...
666
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:11,460
shit turd?
667
00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:16,020
I want real-world experience
before I attend law school.
668
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,940
Well, most people go straight
to law school. Why didn't you?
669
00:33:18,980 --> 00:33:22,620
Well, I was accepted to Baker
and Anderson Lee--
670
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:24,180
- Never heard of 'em.
- Right right.
671
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:26,900
And what school
weren't you accepted to?
672
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:29,260
Well, that would be Yale, sir.
673
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:32,100
Now you see?
That one I've heard of.
674
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:34,260
So when I asked you
why you were here,
675
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:36,220
you didn't tell me
the truth, did you?
676
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:37,660
Oh.
677
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,940
The truth is you're here
678
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:43,180
because you need me to give you
a recommendation letter
679
00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:45,780
to guarantee you
acceptance into Yale.
680
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,580
You're here because you're
too stupid to get in on your own,
681
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:52,260
and you need me
to help do it for you.
682
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:55,860
Now it seems
your dear old dad
683
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:59,740
is on his hands and knees
ready to blow
684
00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,620
to make sure his shit turd
of a son gets into Yale.
685
00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:07,340
Now what do you think
I should tell dear old Dad?
686
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:12,380
I don't know.
687
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,540
Well, I think you should tell him
688
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,620
that you're my bitch.
689
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,580
And maybe if you do
everything I tell you,
690
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:23,620
your shit-turd ass might
wind up in Yale.
691
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:30,140
Who authorized you
to change the locks to my house?
692
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,660
You did.
Read the pre-nup, sugar.
693
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:34,980
You know I still have
my things in there, don't you?
694
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:37,140
Look, if you can't read the pre-nup,
695
00:34:37,220 --> 00:34:41,020
why don't you have your lawyer
or some hack read it for you?
696
00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:43,420
Or if you want to make it
easy on yourself,
697
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,300
just stay married to me.
698
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,220
I'd rather be dead.
699
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,940
And by the way,
700
00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:52,620
this box of lingerie...
701
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,500
not mine,
702
00:34:56,580 --> 00:34:59,740
you son of a bitch.
703
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,180
( Stack sniffs )
704
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:10,780
Don't you have
a toilet bowl to lick dry?
705
00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:13,140
Yeah. Yup.
706
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,140
- Dolly: Are you okay?
- Go. Go.
707
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:27,740
Go go.
708
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,540
Dolly:
What's-- what's going on?
709
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:33,340
( car alarm beeps )
710
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:38,980
Hey. Hi.
711
00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,100
What you did
back there was...
712
00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,660
was good.
It was really good,
713
00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:48,180
and I just want you
to know that...
714
00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:50,260
if you need
a place to stay,
715
00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:53,500
you can stay at my house.
Let me give you my number.
716
00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:56,860
That's very sweet,
but I'm staying with a friend.
717
00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:59,100
Nice to see you again, Spence.
718
00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,660
Wait wait wait, um...
719
00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:05,500
Would it be totally inappropriate
to invite you to dinner?
720
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:09,380
I just don't think
I'm ready to see anybody right now.
721
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,260
Thanks for asking.
722
00:36:13,340 --> 00:36:15,180
It's nice to be asked.
723
00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:28,580
I just invited her
to stay at my parents' house.
724
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:33,260
Wow.
What am I doing?
725
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,660
( grunts )
726
00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:40,140
Archibald just called me.
727
00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,380
He's screaming
for a foot scrub.
728
00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,740
- ( siren wails )
- I told him you'd be right up.
729
00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,140
( grunts )
730
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:49,820
And stay away from the wives!
731
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:52,420
Present, future, uh... past.
732
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,180
Got it, dick hole?
733
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,260
- Come on, Karl.
- Karl: Okay.
734
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,380
- Let's go.
- All right.
735
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:02,180
So good, they don't know shit
about Cougar Club.
736
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:03,940
- No, but we gotta be careful.
- ( squeals )
737
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,940
Their antennas are up,
all of their antennas are up.
738
00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:07,900
- 'Night, boys.
- Good night, my little carnation.
739
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,820
Oh!
( giggles )
740
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:11,740
Hogan?
741
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,180
Thank you, baby.
742
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,980
Hey.
743
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,660
Is Conrad's wife hot?
I don't remember.
744
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:22,660
Yeah, but she's like 38.
745
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,300
Oh. Little young for me.
I'll do her anyway,
746
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,740
that way Karl here
can do Archibald's wife,
747
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,700
I'll hit Conrad's,
you can hit Stack's.
748
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:31,700
- Cool.
- I'm not hitting Stack's wife.
749
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,660
I don't even know what
I'm doing with Stack's wife.
750
00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,220
- You can do it.
- ( car honks )
751
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,780
Spence:
Oh shit.
752
00:37:36,860 --> 00:37:39,580
( pop music playing )
753
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:42,660
Hi. Did you lose my number?
754
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,620
- No.
- Get in.
755
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:50,020
There you go.
See you at home.
756
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,860
( growls )
757
00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,180
- Hi.
- Hi.
758
00:37:56,260 --> 00:37:59,940
- Ah. This is a nice surprise.
- Mm-hmm.
759
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:03,740
You are the boys,
I'm just a girl
760
00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:06,180
We're not the same,
we're from different worlds
761
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,380
You think you're smart
but you're no fun
762
00:38:09,460 --> 00:38:14,180
How hard is it
to fall in love?
763
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:16,100
Boys...
764
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:18,460
So, why are you avoiding me?
765
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:22,300
I'm-- I'm not. I just--
work has been really--
766
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,420
If you have something important
to say to me, then just say it.
767
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,580
- ( turns off music )
- Amanda, I don't.
768
00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:31,420
I just-- just wanna go in
and go to sleep.
769
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:33,700
Fine, let's go in
and go to sleep.
770
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:37,500
Can't sleep with you
at my parents' house.
771
00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:39,420
That's right.
772
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,620
That's why I think
you should move in with me.
773
00:38:41,700 --> 00:38:42,900
Oh, Amanda.
774
00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,460
We are ready
for that next step, Spencey--
775
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:48,580
our first apartment.
And I'm even willing to cover the rent,
776
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:51,260
because I know you'll be
facing enormous law-school bills
777
00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:54,340
and I know my assistance to you
will be paid back to me tenfold
778
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,780
once you're out of law school
and we're married!
779
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:57,900
Wow, Amanda--
780
00:38:57,980 --> 00:39:00,260
It'll be like that movie,
"Pay It Forward," with Kevin Spacey.
781
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:02,900
You'll be Helen Hunt,
I'll be Kevin Spacey.
782
00:39:02,980 --> 00:39:05,100
Okay, I didn't see that one.
Amanda, look, I think we--
783
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:07,780
- Spencey, I love you.
- I love you too.
784
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,300
( chuckles )
It's just, I'm not--
785
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,820
Shh shh shh shh.
786
00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,820
Just think about it.
787
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,140
It's perfect. Okay?
788
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:16,540
- Kiss.
- Okay.
789
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,780
Lip gloss, though.
790
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:19,620
All right.
791
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,580
( gardener whistling
"Battle Hymn of the Republic" )
792
00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,620
- ( sighs )
- ( music blaring )
793
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:39,300
Four-leaf clover. Agh!
794
00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,420
Here we go.
795
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,340
You boys sleep tight.
796
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,340
- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mom.
797
00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:50,260
See, you think Amanda's gonna
do shit like this for you?
798
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,900
What are you doing?
799
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:53,980
What? This is avocado
and banana.
800
00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,660
You use this stuff,
you never go bald.
801
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,860
- Really?
- Yup.
802
00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,860
- It's tingling.
- Is it supposed to?
803
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:00,020
I don't know.
804
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,060
So, what's the deal again
with Mrs. Birnbaum?
805
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:05,580
Okay, now Edith's gonna get a 10% fee
806
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:08,380
for supplying us
with hundreds of hot cougars.
807
00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:10,420
- Totally worth it.
- All right.
808
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,460
- Wow.
- Did you give her the divorc�e files
809
00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:13,900
- from the office?
- Yes.
810
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:16,220
And she's totally set up for success.
Now, all we need
811
00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,660
is one kick-ass party
812
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,460
to get the word-of-mouth
we kind of need to expand here.
813
00:40:20,540 --> 00:40:22,900
And I want to go all the way
with this Cougar Club thing.
814
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:26,660
I'm talking lnternet,
magazines, calendars.
815
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,500
I want to go full-on,
nationwide organization.
816
00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:31,420
- It's burning! Burning now!
- Man, you should really
817
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:32,700
- just wash that out.
- Yes!
818
00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:35,340
- Hoo!
- ( shower running )
819
00:40:35,420 --> 00:40:38,060
So, where should
our first party be?
820
00:40:39,140 --> 00:40:41,220
Marshall, I just don't know
how to thank you for this.
821
00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:43,940
Barnaby's in Manhattan Beach
is one of our absolute favorites.
822
00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:44,940
Isn't it, Fred?
823
00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:46,780
Oh no, are you kidding me?
Thank you
824
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,900
for letting me show
my gratitude to you two.
825
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,780
Oh, isn't that sweet, Fred?
826
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,540
- Okay, come on.
- ( stomach growling )
827
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,660
- Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?
- Let's go.
828
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,420
Tonight's gonna be
a big night actually,
829
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:58,580
- 'cause we have a meeting of all...
- Wow!
830
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:01,020
- Might have a few people over...
- Oh.
831
00:41:01,060 --> 00:41:02,700
...watch some movies,
play some games.
832
00:41:02,780 --> 00:41:05,060
- Naked Marco Polo.
- That sounds nice.
833
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:06,820
Well, there are plenty
of sodas in the fridge.
834
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,740
- Awesome.
- Have a good time.
835
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:10,620
Thanks, Mom.
836
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,540
Come on, honey.
837
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:16,860
Do you have any idea how much
hot cougar ass is gonna be here tonight?
838
00:41:16,940 --> 00:41:19,260
Completely out of control.
839
00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,700
All three of the bosses' wives
are gonna be represented.
840
00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,980
- ( sighs )
- ( car engine turns over )
841
00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:25,660
- Wow.
- Operation Bosses'-wife-Fuck
842
00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:27,900
is definitely a go.
843
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,300
Bye-bye!
844
00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:33,900
- Okay, calm down.
- Yeah, okay.
845
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:36,580
- Seriously, calm down.
- Man: Roll, bitches!
846
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,180
One two three four
847
00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:40,380
( rock music playing )
848
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,420
Loaded cougar
motherfuckers!
849
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:48,380
Comin' atcha...
850
00:41:57,100 --> 00:42:00,100
Teddy Archibald.
851
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:02,780
Hey, you look ravishing tonight.
852
00:42:02,860 --> 00:42:04,820
- Doesn't she, guys?
- Well, thank you, Hogan.
853
00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,500
Oh, you're so welcome.
854
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:08,500
Who's your little friend?
855
00:42:08,580 --> 00:42:12,020
Teddy Archibald, I'd like you
to meet Karl Dessler.
856
00:42:13,660 --> 00:42:15,420
Hello, Karl.
857
00:42:15,460 --> 00:42:17,580
Hi... ah!
858
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,540
( laughs ) Hey!
859
00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:23,580
I'm not sure she's even a woman.
860
00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:26,260
Uh, I'm not sure he'll even notice.
861
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:27,580
Mm, you're right.
862
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,300
( woman laughing )
863
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,300
Whoo!
864
00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:34,180
Cindy Conrad is here.
865
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,100
Oh.
866
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:38,660
- I remember now, Trans Am.
- Uh-huh.
867
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:41,780
Hogan:
Let's go get reacquainted.
868
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,100
Holy shit, she's here. I can't--
869
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:46,460
Spence, no. Hey, come on.
870
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,820
Don't puss out now.
871
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:52,780
Oh, Cindy Conrad.
872
00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,900
Wow.
873
00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:55,820
- Marshall Hogan.
- Hi.
874
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:57,420
- It's so good to see you again.
- Yeah.
875
00:42:57,500 --> 00:43:00,020
Wanna fuck?
876
00:43:03,940 --> 00:43:05,420
( gasps )
877
00:43:07,980 --> 00:43:09,700
Okay.
878
00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:12,940
( both giggling )
879
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:19,540
- Hi, Spence.
- Hi.
880
00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:26,020
Can l, uh, get you a drink or...
881
00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:28,220
anything? Yeah.
882
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:30,500
Do you mind if l...?
883
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:32,860
Thanks.
884
00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:34,660
So...
885
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:37,220
how's it going?
886
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:40,580
Never better. He's dating someone
he thinks he could marry,
887
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:43,220
so I'm hearing less from him,
which is great.
888
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:45,180
Can I ask you something?
889
00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:47,140
"Why did I marry him
in the first place?"
890
00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,900
No no no, I didn't mean to pry,
it's just that...
891
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:53,580
you are too beautiful and smart
892
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:56,100
and nice to be married
to a guy like him.
893
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,780
I won't miss the way
you're looking at me right now.
894
00:43:58,860 --> 00:44:01,540
Everyone looks at me that way,
even when they hear he's my husband.
895
00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:04,420
- I feel bad for you.
- Well don't,
896
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:06,220
because I kinda hate that.
897
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,580
I'm not a victim. I left.
898
00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:14,260
Look, Cindy dragged me here tonight,
899
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:15,940
but it's really not my scene.
900
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,100
I'm not into
a meaningless relationship
901
00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:21,460
with some guy who wasn't even
born before disco.
902
00:44:22,460 --> 00:44:24,180
Excuse me.
903
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:26,100
Wait.
904
00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:44,540
Peek-a-boo.
905
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,940
- Trans...
- Mmm!
906
00:44:46,980 --> 00:44:49,820
...am.
( giggles )
907
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,100
Uh-oh.
908
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,780
- Watcha doin' down there?
- Hide...
909
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,020
and seek.
910
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:57,660
( sings )
What is she doing?
911
00:44:57,740 --> 00:45:00,140
- She's in there.
- ( both laugh )
912
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:03,180
Uh-oh! Can l...
913
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:07,420
Ow!
914
00:45:07,460 --> 00:45:09,660
Ah!
915
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:13,100
( Karl pants, yelps )
916
00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:14,860
Sorry about the bed.
917
00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:18,140
The... king size
is on back order,
918
00:45:18,220 --> 00:45:20,100
so...
919
00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:21,780
Do you and Hogan
share a room?
920
00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,380
What?
921
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:26,580
No. No no no no.
922
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:27,980
Nope.
923
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:30,500
- Mm.
- Mm.
924
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:32,580
( Karl moaning )
925
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,460
( Cindy laughing )
926
00:45:44,540 --> 00:45:45,860
Mm-- ow.
927
00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:47,740
How do you feel...
928
00:45:51,980 --> 00:45:53,700
about feet?
929
00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,580
Ow.
930
00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:12,020
Mm, oh!
931
00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:13,580
Oh, just...
932
00:46:13,660 --> 00:46:16,540
- it's so hard, just need a minute.
- Okay okay.
933
00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,820
( Cindy moaning )
934
00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:25,340
( Cindy panting )
935
00:46:28,060 --> 00:46:30,900
Shh shh.
936
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,900
Okay.
937
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:38,140
- No more "shush."
- I'm ready.
938
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:41,260
I know,
I can feel it.
939
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,980
- Ooh!
- Mm.
940
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:45,460
- So young.
- Yeah, so young.
941
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:46,660
So young.
942
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:03,740
( Teddy moaning )
943
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:05,940
Oh yeah!
944
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:07,340
Take your time!
945
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,260
You know that if you smack my ass,
it doesn't move.
946
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:20,100
Yeah. Go ahead.
947
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:21,780
Smack it.
948
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,980
Punch it if you want to.
Go ahead.
949
00:47:24,060 --> 00:47:27,180
Smack it! Smack it!
950
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:30,300
- Okay?
- Whoo! Ha ha ha!
951
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,500
Wah!
952
00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:36,220
Mommy.
953
00:47:36,260 --> 00:47:40,180
Drop your panties
to the floor
954
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:43,300
- Come on...
- Wanna do it again?
955
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:45,180
Drop your panties...
956
00:47:45,220 --> 00:47:46,420
Yep.
957
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:49,180
Drop your panties
to the floor
958
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,780
To the floor,
to the floor
959
00:47:51,860 --> 00:47:54,020
Drop your panties
960
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:57,140
- Drop your panties...
- ( horn honks )
961
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:05,900
Holy shit.
962
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,020
It's my parents.
963
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,980
Spencer, you're a 22-year-old man.
You're allowed to have sex.
964
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:15,420
No no, it's not--
it's not the sex part.
965
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,740
It's the--
the party part.
966
00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,780
Holy shit, it's Barry.
967
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,300
- What?
- Barry, my ex-husband.
968
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,620
Your boss!
969
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:32,420
Fuck! Don't move.
970
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,740
Stay here until I get back.
971
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,500
- Nice place.
- Oh, thanks.
972
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:47,420
Mom and Dad are home,
and they're with Barry Stack.
973
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,460
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
974
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,860
Go outside, make sure everyone stays
out of the fuckin' house.
975
00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:53,020
Yeah. Go go go go.
976
00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:56,260
- Go go go go go go!
- Come on!
977
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,980
( mutters )
978
00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,900
( woman moaning )
979
00:49:03,460 --> 00:49:06,540
Oh, come on.
Are you kidding me?
980
00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:08,700
Take it outside!
981
00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,820
Fred:
Okay, here we... come on.
982
00:49:11,900 --> 00:49:13,140
Here we are.
983
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:15,380
Mom, Dad!
Mr. Stack!
984
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:17,540
Wow, what a surprise.
Well, this is great.
985
00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:19,580
Look who we ran into
at Barnaby's, huh?
986
00:49:19,660 --> 00:49:21,980
He was at a wedding reception
in the outside garden.
987
00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:23,700
- Oh, it was stunning.
- Oh, I see, I see.
988
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:27,580
I thought-- I thought you and Mom
were gonna spend the night, but...?
989
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:30,380
- Well...
- Oh, your dad had a touch of diarrhea.
990
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,580
So let's--
let's just go sit in the living room.
991
00:49:32,660 --> 00:49:35,340
Uh, the living room, Mom,
that's a great idea.
992
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:39,220
No no, nonsense, nonsense.
The living room's for Yale-bred.
993
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:41,180
Men talk in the den.
994
00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:43,620
- Hmm?
- Mmm.
995
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:45,980
Ah! Now we're talking, huh?
996
00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,260
Oh-- whoa!
997
00:49:47,340 --> 00:49:49,260
Fred:
Watch your step there.
998
00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,580
- Mom: Okay now, Fred,
- Yeah?
999
00:49:52,660 --> 00:49:54,660
I'm gonna go get you
your little orange miracle-worker.
1000
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,300
Anybody for coffee
or bundt cake?
1001
00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:57,940
- Fantastic.
- You know what, Mom?
1002
00:49:58,020 --> 00:50:01,020
Why don't you stay here
and I'll go get the coffee...
1003
00:50:01,100 --> 00:50:02,580
Oh honey, no, you sit.
1004
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,340
Honey, Dad and Mr. Stack
are gonna talk
1005
00:50:04,420 --> 00:50:06,060
about your
recommendation letter to Yale.
1006
00:50:06,140 --> 00:50:08,340
- You stay.
- It would be inappropriate
1007
00:50:08,420 --> 00:50:11,980
for me to try to influence
Mr. Stack directly.
1008
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:13,580
Fred:
No no no, sit sit sit.
1009
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:14,820
Excuse me.
1010
00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:18,860
He's an... impetuous kid,
you know?
1011
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:35,500
- Mo-- Mom!
- Oh honey! Didn't know you were here.
1012
00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:38,300
Sweetheart, would you look in
the fridge and get that bundt cake?
1013
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:39,300
Sure, absolutely.
1014
00:50:39,380 --> 00:50:41,660
- Oh, and a can of whipped cream.
- Uh...
1015
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:44,420
- I don't see it.
- Really, I know I bought some.
1016
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,540
- ( can spraying )
- Oh good, you found it.
1017
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:48,500
I knew I bought that.
1018
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:56,460
- ( spraying )
- Honey, is that your tummy?
1019
00:50:56,540 --> 00:50:59,060
Yeah yeah, I think I have a touch
of what Dad has.
1020
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:01,060
Oh, sweetheart,
is there burning in your anus?
1021
00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:02,540
Yep yep, just a little bit.
1022
00:51:02,620 --> 00:51:04,380
Well, maybe you need
one of Dad's little orange pills.
1023
00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:07,020
Yeah, you know what?
I'm just gonna let it pass.
1024
00:51:07,100 --> 00:51:08,020
- You sure?
- Yes.
1025
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:09,860
- That's a good idea.
- Well, all right.
1026
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,500
You know where they are.
Come on, sweetheart,
1027
00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:13,460
follow me with that bundt cake.
Let's go.
1028
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:15,140
Yeah, we don't want
to keep them waiting.
1029
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,660
I know.
1030
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,620
( whispering )
Get the fuck out of here!
1031
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,300
- Gesundheit.
- Thank you.
1032
00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:23,260
( music playing )
1033
00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,300
- Here we go.
- Ah, here.
1034
00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:28,020
- ( laughs )
- All right.
1035
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:30,020
Yeah, beautiful beautiful.
1036
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,980
- ( water splashes outside )
- Oh.
1037
00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:35,900
Wow. Hogan's got a hell
of a Marco Polo game going on.
1038
00:51:35,980 --> 00:51:38,660
Marco Polo--
it's still popular, isn't it?
1039
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:40,660
You sit--
you sit there, honey.
1040
00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:43,420
So Barry was telling me
there that...
1041
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,580
you are quite the ambitious,
hard-working employee.
1042
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,700
And you've got quite
the aptitude for the law.
1043
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:51,820
- That-- that's great, Spence.
- Yeah.
1044
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,660
- Here you go, Barry.
- Thanks, Mr. Stack.
1045
00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:55,780
- Yeah.
- ( belches )
1046
00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:57,100
- Oh.
- ( stomach growling )
1047
00:51:57,180 --> 00:52:00,340
Oh, that sounds like
it's really deep in your cavity, honey.
1048
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:03,300
- Just give me the pill, honey.
- Ooh.
1049
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,420
( music playing )
1050
00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:13,900
- ( whispering ) What are you doing?
- I'm in Cougar Club.
1051
00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:15,460
Right, and rule number one
of Cougar Club
1052
00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:17,100
is you don't fucking talk
about Cougar Club!
1053
00:52:17,180 --> 00:52:18,820
Now take her back
to your place.
1054
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:22,940
All the beauty in the world
1055
00:52:23,020 --> 00:52:25,060
All the beauty
in the world...
1056
00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:39,420
- ( all laughing )
- I'm so glad that we...
1057
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,980
- Hi!
- Amanda.
1058
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,660
- Where were you?
- What are you doing here?
1059
00:52:43,740 --> 00:52:45,420
- What?
- We were supposed to go
1060
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:48,100
on the horseback ride from
Beachwood Canyon to Glendale.
1061
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,540
How could you forget that?
1062
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:52,580
- It was sunset.
- Oh.
1063
00:52:52,660 --> 00:52:55,660
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I had a meeting here
1064
00:52:55,740 --> 00:53:00,020
with my boss. Mr. Stack,
this is my girlfriend, Amanda.
1065
00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:03,060
Yeah, except you didn't know
I was gonna be here tonight.
1066
00:53:03,140 --> 00:53:04,900
How very nice
to meet you, Amanda.
1067
00:53:04,980 --> 00:53:06,820
I'm Barry Stack.
1068
00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:08,220
Is this true, Spencey?
1069
00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:11,020
It's, um--
what was the question?
1070
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:14,260
Well, obviously you didn't
invite me to your party.
1071
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,500
I mean, apparently I'm just
a little too young.
1072
00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:18,300
All the women
out there are really old.
1073
00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:20,780
Why are you partying
with a bunch of 50-year-olds?
1074
00:53:20,860 --> 00:53:23,140
Are you into old ladies, Spencey?
1075
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,300
What? No.
1076
00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:27,100
I-- I don't know what
she's talking about.
1077
00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:30,780
I-l-l-l-I I don't know-- I don't know
how to thank you enough, Barry,
1078
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:34,180
for this letter of recommendation.
It just means the world to us.
1079
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:35,940
No thanks necessary, Fred.
1080
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,700
Anyway, after all is said and done,
1081
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,580
I think Spencey's
gonna earn that letter.
1082
00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:43,340
Of course-- of course--
of course he is. Of course, of course.
1083
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:53,180
Let's go. Let's...
1084
00:53:57,660 --> 00:53:59,540
Oh.
1085
00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:01,540
Good night, Spence.
1086
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:04,140
- Spence, what's going on?
- It's not--
1087
00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:05,980
Isn't she a little old
for Marco Polo?
1088
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:07,500
Daniela, wait!
1089
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:10,220
Spence? Spence!
1090
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:15,740
I had no idea
he would be here, I swear.
1091
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,060
Don't go.
1092
00:54:17,140 --> 00:54:19,100
Spence, I'm sorry.
You're a really nice guy,
1093
00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:21,020
but I don't want
anything here, okay?
1094
00:54:21,100 --> 00:54:23,340
- Come on, can't we just talk about it?
- Good night, Spence.
1095
00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:25,060
What the--?
1096
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:27,340
You're not over him yet, are you?
1097
00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:28,540
Spence?
1098
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:31,340
Are you having
a relationship with this old lady?
1099
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:36,100
Oh my Go-- you know, I would
expect this from Hogan, okay?
1100
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:38,740
He's-- he's sick!
But you?
1101
00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:41,540
Amanda, not now, just go home.
1102
00:54:41,620 --> 00:54:44,100
- Daniela, wait!
- ( gasps )
1103
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:49,140
You're a fucker, Spence!
1104
00:55:08,700 --> 00:55:11,500
Good morning, guys.
Your applicants are here.
1105
00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:13,460
( whispering )
What?
1106
00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:14,940
They're not supposed
to come here.
1107
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,540
Thank you very much,
sweetheart.
1108
00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:18,940
I think we can take it from here.
Gentlemen?
1109
00:55:20,300 --> 00:55:22,620
So, tell us why
1110
00:55:22,660 --> 00:55:24,940
you want to be members
of Cougar Club.
1111
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,700
Well, it's like--
I've been fantasizing
1112
00:55:27,780 --> 00:55:30,220
about my mom's friends
for a long time.
1113
00:55:31,260 --> 00:55:33,140
- So has he.
- Mm-hmm.
1114
00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:35,220
Right. Welcome.
1115
00:55:36,340 --> 00:55:38,780
- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks.
1116
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:42,140
- Congratulations.
- Why don't you guys read these over?
1117
00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:44,580
A couple times.
Get the hell out of here.
1118
00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:55,460
That's 345 and 346.
We've more than tripled our membership.
1119
00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:57,660
It's just like you said.
1120
00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:59,740
- La-la-la!
- You know I don't like that.
1121
00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:01,860
- What?
- This, gross.
1122
00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:05,900
So I look at the question and the answer
just seems to pop into my head.
1123
00:56:05,980 --> 00:56:08,420
And I've been here
so many times before,
1124
00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:11,020
- and I go blank, so--
- Oh! Okay okay.
1125
00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,980
( clears throat )
Is it a foot?
1126
00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:15,260
Mm-hmm.
1127
00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:19,300
Oh hell no.
1128
00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:21,660
No, try it, it's good.
1129
00:56:21,740 --> 00:56:24,780
Have you tried the toenail?
It's a secret ingredient.
1130
00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,620
What the...?
What is this?
1131
00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:28,900
Guys, I passed the bar.
1132
00:56:28,980 --> 00:56:31,300
- No, you didn't!
- I did.
1133
00:56:31,380 --> 00:56:32,700
Way to go, man.
1134
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,140
( grunts )
1135
00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:36,100
I couldn't have done it
without you guys.
1136
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:37,780
- Oh.
- Cougar Club--
1137
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:40,060
I swear--
changed my life.
1138
00:56:40,140 --> 00:56:42,140
- That's sweet, man.
- lsn't he sweet?
1139
00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:44,900
- It's true.
- Oh.
1140
00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:46,300
Hey, okay.
1141
00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,740
Okay, all right, Karl.
1142
00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,300
( laughs )
1143
00:56:49,380 --> 00:56:51,860
Have some celebratory cake.
1144
00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:55,460
Well well well.
Congratulations, butt-licker.
1145
00:56:55,540 --> 00:56:56,980
Thanks, Mr. Archibald.
1146
00:56:57,060 --> 00:56:58,820
( grunts )
1147
00:57:00,460 --> 00:57:03,100
And your wife.
Thank her for me too.
1148
00:57:04,140 --> 00:57:06,020
Stack:
Attention shit turd
1149
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:07,740
and shit-turd's friend.
1150
00:57:07,820 --> 00:57:10,300
Put down the fucking snacks
and get in here.
1151
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:14,260
Oh, and a special congratulations
to douche bag.
1152
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:17,420
I never thought you'd pass.
1153
00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:22,500
He knew my name.
1154
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:30,540
( door opens, closes )
1155
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,500
Assignment time.
1156
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:57,260
I need you shit turds to go
to L Oberman's house with a camera.
1157
00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,940
His address is in the folder.
1158
00:57:59,020 --> 00:58:01,260
I have knowledge
he does hookers by the pool
1159
00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:02,620
on Wednesdays at 3:00.
1160
00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,820
Take pictures
and bring them back to me.
1161
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:06,380
Go!
1162
00:58:07,460 --> 00:58:08,940
You are aware, sir--
1163
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,380
Are you speaking to me?
1164
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:14,140
- It's not what--
- ( speaks gibberish )
1165
00:58:21,980 --> 00:58:23,980
Spence?
1166
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:26,260
By the way, I was wondering
if you were able
1167
00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:28,620
to finish my letter
of recommendation?
1168
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,420
Not yet, shit turd.
1169
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:34,340
Do you know when you might be
able to finish it? Because I really--
1170
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,620
You'll know when
you're fucking looking at it!
1171
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:38,900
Okay! Yeah.
1172
00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:41,060
We will know that
when we're looking at it.
1173
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,900
We look forward to that.
1174
00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:44,940
( whispers )
Don't kill the asshole yet.
1175
00:58:45,020 --> 00:58:46,740
( door opens, closes )
1176
00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,980
Look what I found
in shit-turd friend's backpack.
1177
00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:55,940
"Cougar Club"?
1178
00:58:56,020 --> 00:58:57,500
Hmm.
1179
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,740
I think our wives
are involved in this.
1180
00:59:01,820 --> 00:59:04,020
( girls hooting, splashing )
1181
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:07,580
( camera clicking )
1182
00:59:11,020 --> 00:59:14,020
I can't believe she's still in love
with that fucking guy.
1183
00:59:15,220 --> 00:59:17,100
Why won't she call me back?
1184
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:19,300
Conrad's wife
won't stop calling me.
1185
00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:20,500
It's like, "Dude,
1186
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:22,380
Ieave me the fuck alone."
1187
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:24,140
( camera clicking )
1188
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:29,380
Your mind should be dug out
and studied, man.
1189
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:31,260
Why?
1190
00:59:31,340 --> 00:59:33,380
I know what I like.
1191
00:59:33,460 --> 00:59:36,580
Oh, ladies, I gotta go
pull on my bow.
1192
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,860
Spence:
What is that?
1193
00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:44,500
That, my friend, is a gold lam�
banana hammock.
1194
00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:46,180
No.
1195
00:59:46,260 --> 00:59:49,140
No, that's a bow and arrow.
1196
00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:56,300
Gardener:
Ay, caramba.
1197
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,580
Oh shit.
1198
01:00:05,460 --> 01:00:07,940
- ( boys grunting )
- Who the fuck?
1199
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:20,500
( groaning )
1200
01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:27,860
Oh, sorry, shit turds.
1201
01:00:27,940 --> 01:00:30,100
I heard you got banged up a little,
1202
01:00:30,140 --> 01:00:33,380
but the firm really appreciates
you going that extra mile.
1203
01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:36,900
And hey, I'll write that letter
of recommendation
1204
01:00:36,980 --> 01:00:38,220
real soon.
1205
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,780
- Everyone's paid up.
- Okay.
1206
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:44,420
- Cool cool cool.
- Thanks for checking, Karl.
1207
01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:46,020
- You all right?
- Yeah. Ahem.
1208
01:00:48,980 --> 01:00:50,500
Hello, Cougar Club.
1209
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,460
( cheering )
1210
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:59,060
All right, nice to see you guys
showed up here today.
1211
01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:02,020
Let's talk about it.
1212
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:03,860
How great was pool party?
1213
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:06,060
( cheering )
1214
01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:12,380
How about Film-Your-Own-
Threesome Thursdays?
1215
01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:17,020
I'm gonna take it down
a notch here
1216
01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:19,180
because some of you are
a little skittish about this one--
1217
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:21,380
you're regretting it now--
a little something called
1218
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:24,980
"Midnight Graveyard
Cougar Hunt."
1219
01:01:29,020 --> 01:01:30,580
Oh yeah!
1220
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:34,140
All right, all right.
So now, as all of you know,
1221
01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:36,700
September 19th
1222
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:40,860
is our big Cougar Club extravaganza
1223
01:01:40,940 --> 01:01:42,660
in Beverly Hills.
1224
01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:45,820
That's right.
Okay, guys,
1225
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,940
so it just comes down to this--
simple.
1226
01:01:48,020 --> 01:01:50,980
Don't be pussies,
take care of your cougars,
1227
01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:52,460
'cause they take care of you.
1228
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:57,500
( all chanting )
Cougar cougar cougar...
1229
01:01:57,580 --> 01:02:00,820
( girl hooting )
1230
01:02:11,580 --> 01:02:13,220
Hello, BMW.
1231
01:02:16,740 --> 01:02:19,020
Nice. A Lexus.
1232
01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:24,140
Ah. Miss Cadillac.
Very nice.
1233
01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:27,140
Ooh. ( growls )
Jaguar.
1234
01:02:27,220 --> 01:02:29,860
- Spence: Oh yeah.
- Hogan: Come over and sort you out.
1235
01:02:29,940 --> 01:02:31,980
( growls )
1236
01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:36,340
Oh shit, it's the Trans Am.
Hide me.
1237
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,140
Hey, Hogan.
1238
01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:41,180
Still ain't moving, baby. Yeow!
1239
01:02:41,260 --> 01:02:42,900
Look at that.
1240
01:02:44,980 --> 01:02:47,380
- Hey.
- You know it, I'll show it.
1241
01:02:47,460 --> 01:02:48,860
Whoo!
1242
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:53,380
- Welcome.
- Guess Daniela didn't come with her.
1243
01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:56,420
Okay, Cameron, pay up.
1244
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:58,340
ATM's inside.
Here you go.
1245
01:02:58,420 --> 01:03:00,860
Tried to run one by Karl?
Not gonna happen, pal.
1246
01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:02,620
He's got eyes like a hawk.
1247
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:07,420
Look at her.
Here she comes, there she goes.
1248
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,900
( hip-hop music playing )
1249
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:21,940
Hey!
1250
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:36,900
Karl. Karl.
Did you-- you swipe this guy in?
1251
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,540
Ooh!
1252
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:42,540
No, l-- no, I don't know
how he got in here.
1253
01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:44,260
- No.
- Cougar crasher.
1254
01:03:44,340 --> 01:03:46,860
( making lewd noises )
1255
01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:50,300
Well, look at you, baby. Hey.
1256
01:03:50,380 --> 01:03:52,260
Um, can I see
your Cougar card?
1257
01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:53,660
Cougar card?
1258
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:57,020
I'm gonna have to pull him away
for a sec, will you excuse us?
1259
01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,020
Sure.
1260
01:03:58,100 --> 01:04:00,420
This is a private party,
and I'm really sorry, members only.
1261
01:04:00,500 --> 01:04:02,340
- You're gonna have to go.
- Come on, man.
1262
01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:06,740
That girl, she wants me.
I can get with her in like five minutes.
1263
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:09,740
Well, unfortunately,
only members get that chance.
1264
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:10,900
Members only.
1265
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:13,220
Well, what do I got to do
to become a member?
1266
01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:16,900
Well, I mean, there's a whole
extensive screening process.
1267
01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:19,540
My partner and l
have to interview you...
1268
01:04:19,620 --> 01:04:21,100
And then if they approve,
1269
01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:24,860
- then you pay a fee of like--
- $3,000 to join,
1270
01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:27,540
and then there is individual fees
for each event.
1271
01:04:27,620 --> 01:04:29,180
Great, I've interviewed.
1272
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:32,380
I just won like, five grad cash
at one of the lndian casinos.
1273
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:35,740
I'll slide that your way,
and then I'll be a member.
1274
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:38,020
Okay.
1275
01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:41,060
- $5,000?
- Come here. Come here!
1276
01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:42,940
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay.
1277
01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:46,820
Let's-- just hold on
just a second, Cindy.
1278
01:04:46,900 --> 01:04:48,180
Hold.
1279
01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:50,700
Meet my partner, we'll finish
this transaction, all right?
1280
01:04:50,780 --> 01:04:51,980
- All right.
- Right this way.
1281
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:54,420
- After you, sir. Please, after you.
- That's fine.
1282
01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:55,940
Attaboy.
1283
01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:06,140
What the hell are you
doing over here, man?
1284
01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:08,380
- I can't fuckin' believe it.
- What?
1285
01:05:08,460 --> 01:05:10,460
Spence:
She's here with him.
1286
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,700
Oh damn.
1287
01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:14,180
I'm so sorry, man.
1288
01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:16,420
Look, just real quick,
I got something I got to ask you.
1289
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,060
- Now?
- Yeah, just two seconds.
1290
01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:21,420
There's this guy here and he's
willing to pay five grand tonight
1291
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,660
to join Cougar Club.
What do you think?
1292
01:05:23,740 --> 01:05:25,940
Spence, what do you think?
1293
01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:27,900
- It's-- it's fine.
- Yeah?
1294
01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:29,340
- Yeah.
- Okay, cool.
1295
01:05:29,420 --> 01:05:30,980
Damn, so sorry.
1296
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,500
- Okay.
- Yes, sir.
1297
01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,580
- Now look, my friend is busy here.
- Okay.
1298
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:36,300
Okay?
But he's gonna give you a shot...
1299
01:05:36,380 --> 01:05:37,660
- Oh.
-...on this, all right?
1300
01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:39,380
- One shot.
- Wow.
1301
01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:43,060
So-- so basically
I give you this...
1302
01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:47,020
5,000 bucks
and I get to go nail that hottie?
1303
01:05:48,140 --> 01:05:50,780
You are a charmer.
Yeah, you get to nail that cougar.
1304
01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:53,060
- Cougar. Eh...
- Cougar.
1305
01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:54,500
Cougar.
1306
01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:55,660
Nice.
1307
01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,740
It's there.
1308
01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:01,300
- Welcome to Cougar Club.
- All right.
1309
01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:02,700
Welcome to Cougar Club, man.
1310
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:03,740
- Ow!
- Hey, what are you--
1311
01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,340
- What the hell?
- I'm Detective John Butler.
1312
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:08,140
You're both under arrest
for pandering.
1313
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,500
- What?
- Beat it, douche bag.
1314
01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:11,020
Oh my... God,
he knew my name!
1315
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,540
Butler: You both have
the right to remain silent.
1316
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:14,340
- Anything you say...
- Policeman: Turn around.
1317
01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:16,140
...can and will be
used against you.
1318
01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:19,580
- Blah blah blah blah blah...
- No way, not the shit turds.
1319
01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:22,940
Officer, these boys work for me.
Why are they being arrested?
1320
01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,380
- Butler: Pandering.
- ( Stack gasps )
1321
01:06:24,420 --> 01:06:26,860
Wow, you think
you know people.
1322
01:06:26,940 --> 01:06:29,500
You hear that, honey?
Pandering!
1323
01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:33,380
Should I put that in your
recommendation letter, Spencey?
1324
01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:37,140
Whoo!
1325
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:43,940
Here's your car, boys!
1326
01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:48,180
Amanda said
if I kept associating with you,
1327
01:06:48,260 --> 01:06:50,260
it would eventually destroy me,
and she was right.
1328
01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,140
Oh, so, this is all my fault?
1329
01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,060
I did all this by myself?
1330
01:06:54,140 --> 01:06:55,860
'Cause you were there.
You said, "Fine."
1331
01:06:55,940 --> 01:06:58,420
I wasn't even looking at you
when I said it.
1332
01:06:58,500 --> 01:07:00,740
Obviously, I had
other things on my mind.
1333
01:07:00,820 --> 01:07:03,100
Do you not see how much
I lose in this thing?
1334
01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,380
Is that not perfectly clear to you?
1335
01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:08,980
Yale? Totally fucked.
My job? Fucked.
1336
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,940
Oh, what, I didn't lose my job?
1337
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,500
- ( laughs )
- No, I didn't lose my job?
1338
01:07:12,580 --> 01:07:14,620
Don't even pretend
that meant anything to you,
1339
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,340
because you don't have to
care about anything, Hogan.
1340
01:07:17,420 --> 01:07:19,500
You have no responsibilities,
no obligations,
1341
01:07:19,580 --> 01:07:21,700
no one breathing down your
fucking neck every day of your life
1342
01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:23,820
demanding you do something
acceptable so their friends
1343
01:07:23,900 --> 01:07:26,220
won't think badly of them
when they're asked about you.
1344
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:27,820
You don't even live
in your own house.
1345
01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,380
- You know what your problem is?
- What?
1346
01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,940
You're a fucking pussy, Spence. Yeah.
1347
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:34,100
You let people breathe down your neck
and tell you what you should feel
1348
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:37,340
and what you should be and
what you should do with your life.
1349
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:39,580
My advice:
Grow up, and be a man.
1350
01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:41,660
All right, you know what?
I'm done.
1351
01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:46,860
Uh, hey...
1352
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:50,420
You know, I've always,
I've always wondered
1353
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,700
what it would be like to have
my dick in a man.
1354
01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:55,540
( laughs )
1355
01:07:57,180 --> 01:08:00,220
( siren wails )
1356
01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:17,020
I can explain.
1357
01:08:19,300 --> 01:08:21,180
Just get in.
1358
01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:32,660
Come on, let's go.
1359
01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:35,180
You, stay.
1360
01:08:58,620 --> 01:09:01,580
Man on TV:
So goodbye, Susie. Goodbye.
1361
01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:03,260
- Jack.
- Goodbye.
1362
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,380
Jack, please.
1363
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,900
Jack! Don't do this.
1364
01:09:13,260 --> 01:09:15,460
All right, Will,
what do you have for me?
1365
01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:18,860
Will:
Next, State of California versus Holmes
1366
01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,940
and Hogan lll.
1367
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:36,100
Representing ourselves, are we?
1368
01:09:57,780 --> 01:09:59,140
Uh-huh.
1369
01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,700
You're late, counsel.
1370
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,300
Yes. Yes, uh...
1371
01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:04,220
How do your clients plead?
1372
01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,540
I think I have that.
1373
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,380
Uh, just--
1374
01:10:08,460 --> 01:10:09,660
- Not guilty, dude.
- Not guilty.
1375
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,700
Not guilty, dude.
1376
01:10:12,860 --> 01:10:14,900
Very well.
1377
01:10:14,980 --> 01:10:17,780
Your court date will be set for...
1378
01:10:19,060 --> 01:10:21,660
three weeks from today...
1379
01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:23,060
dude.
1380
01:10:23,140 --> 01:10:24,620
- ( bangs gavel )
- Next.
1381
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:32,540
Hey-- hey, don't worry.
1382
01:10:32,620 --> 01:10:34,180
I've done all the research.
1383
01:10:34,260 --> 01:10:38,380
I think I can convince
the judge to drop the charges.
1384
01:10:38,460 --> 01:10:40,820
See?
1385
01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:43,100
Karl, your shoes don't match.
1386
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:46,780
Oh, fuck!
1387
01:10:46,860 --> 01:10:49,060
I hope the judge didn't notice.
1388
01:10:49,140 --> 01:10:50,980
Oh shit.
I've gotta get back to work.
1389
01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:52,660
Archibald's gonna be on my ass.
1390
01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:55,180
Uh, bye.
I'll see you later, Hogan.
1391
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,420
Ah!
Ha-ha! Hee-hee!
1392
01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:01,460
Think he was
a wise choice for an attorney?
1393
01:11:01,540 --> 01:11:03,420
- He's a free choice.
- Yeah.
1394
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:05,260
See, it won't close.
That's the problem.
1395
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,340
- So how are you?
- Good.
1396
01:11:09,420 --> 01:11:13,540
Yeah, I'm moving in
with Amanda this weekend.
1397
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:14,980
- Really?
- Yeah.
1398
01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:17,260
She's been really supportive.
1399
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:18,740
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1400
01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:23,140
- Is that really what you want?
- I don't know, Hogan.
1401
01:11:23,220 --> 01:11:27,220
I need to go to law school
and get something going with my life.
1402
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:29,420
- Yeah, well--
- Yeah.
1403
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,540
Bye, Hogan.
1404
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:39,820
( cheering on TV )
1405
01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,860
Hey, Karl.
1406
01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:50,220
Hey.
1407
01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:00,060
Another one of those
in the freezer?
1408
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,980
Yeah, the Salisbury steak,
it's all yours.
1409
01:12:02,060 --> 01:12:04,460
Nice distance.
1410
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:18,180
So did the three-headed monster give you
any shit about taking a long lunch?
1411
01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:19,780
- ( beeps )
- Karl: No.
1412
01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:21,700
There was other stuff going on.
1413
01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:26,740
What other stuff?
1414
01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,060
What, they know--
they know you're a member?
1415
01:12:29,140 --> 01:12:30,980
- No.
- What?
1416
01:12:31,060 --> 01:12:33,540
No way. They know about you
and Archibald's wife?
1417
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:36,660
No, they know about you
and Conrad's wife.
1418
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:38,060
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
1419
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:42,140
Yeah, I heard him say
he's gonna divorce her,
1420
01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:44,700
and then he spent the rest
of the day trying to find out
1421
01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:46,860
if you owned a car.
1422
01:12:46,940 --> 01:12:48,220
And when he found out
you didn't,
1423
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:50,500
he said it was a good thing,
'cause if you did, he'd find it,
1424
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:52,580
plant a bomb in it,
and quote,
1425
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:54,460
"blow you beyond
dental records."
1426
01:12:54,540 --> 01:12:56,260
He said that?
1427
01:12:56,340 --> 01:12:58,060
- Uh-huh.
- ( laughs )
1428
01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,340
Well, that's a fucking bona fide
terrorist threat,
1429
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:02,180
punishable by like, 25 years.
1430
01:13:02,260 --> 01:13:04,460
I don't know. I could look it up.
I don't know.
1431
01:13:04,540 --> 01:13:06,260
Think you could get him
to say it again?
1432
01:13:06,340 --> 01:13:07,900
I don't know.
1433
01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:10,940
No, I know you don't know, but if I sent
you in there with a body wire,
1434
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,820
you could provoke him into
repeating it, couldn't you, Karl?
1435
01:13:13,860 --> 01:13:16,260
Oh God. I don't know.
I mean--
1436
01:13:16,340 --> 01:13:18,340
you know what?
Okay, I want to, but l--
1437
01:13:18,420 --> 01:13:20,100
Karl, don't help me, okay?
1438
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,940
Fuck me,
this is about the club.
1439
01:13:22,020 --> 01:13:24,260
Where would you be without the club,
Karl? I'll tell you where you'd be:
1440
01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:26,260
You're be fucking files
Q through R.
1441
01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:27,820
Don't go back there.
1442
01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:30,100
The paper cuts haven't even
healed yet, have they?
1443
01:13:31,660 --> 01:13:33,860
No. Come on.
1444
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:36,780
From the top rope, baby.
Top ropes.
1445
01:13:36,860 --> 01:13:37,900
Yes!
1446
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:40,460
- ( knocks on door )
- Stack: Come in!
1447
01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:49,980
Uh, hello, Mr. Stack.
1448
01:13:50,060 --> 01:13:53,140
- Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald.
- ( curtain remote beeping )
1449
01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:55,020
What do you want, douche bag?
1450
01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:57,100
May l...
1451
01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:59,780
you know...
1452
01:14:00,820 --> 01:14:03,220
How do you-- how do you do this?
I don't know.
1453
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:05,260
- Ah-- oh!
- ( door closes )
1454
01:14:05,340 --> 01:14:08,140
All right, there we go.
1455
01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:11,860
Hmm, um...
I just couldn't help but hear
1456
01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:14,300
your conversation yesterday about
1457
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,900
Marshall Hogan and how he,
1458
01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:18,620
you know,
did stuff with your wife.
1459
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,540
What did you say about my wife?
You don't understand!
1460
01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:22,580
- ( squealing )
- Huh? I will rip your dick off
1461
01:14:22,660 --> 01:14:25,020
and shove it up your ass!
You hear me, you scrawny little bastard?
1462
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:26,300
No, I'm on your side.
1463
01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:28,940
Let's hear what
the butt-licker has to say.
1464
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:34,700
( feedback )
1465
01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:36,900
- Speak, Karl.
- Okay.
1466
01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:40,460
Well... I saw him this morning.
1467
01:14:40,540 --> 01:14:42,700
So I couldn't help but notice
that he had--
1468
01:14:42,780 --> 01:14:46,380
he was driving
this '91 convertible Camaro
1469
01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:49,780
that was red. And so I said,
you know, "Hey, nice car."
1470
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,460
And he said, you know,
"Hell-- uh, thank you.
1471
01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:53,540
Yeah, it's brand new,
I just got it today."
1472
01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:57,220
So, on impulse,
I then took out my work pen--
1473
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:59,380
which I brought back--
1474
01:14:59,460 --> 01:15:01,580
and I wrote down
his license plate number
1475
01:15:01,660 --> 01:15:04,060
while he was driving away,
because you said
1476
01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:08,540
that if he owned a car,
you would--
1477
01:15:08,620 --> 01:15:11,140
oh darn, what was it?
1478
01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:13,460
What-- what did you say?
I ca-- I can't remember.
1479
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:16,540
I said I'd put a bomb in it
and blow him up beyond dental records.
1480
01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:18,940
Get to the fuckin' point, Karl!
1481
01:15:19,020 --> 01:15:22,420
I just thought you should know
that he owns a car now.
1482
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,860
And that...
1483
01:15:24,900 --> 01:15:27,420
this is his...
1484
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,660
Iicense plate number
and current address.
1485
01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:33,220
How nice of you, butt-licker.
1486
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:35,580
- Way to look out for the team.
- Oh.
1487
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,660
Oh, thank you, Mr. Stack.
1488
01:15:41,580 --> 01:15:43,860
- Yes.
- Hey, shit turd?
1489
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,260
Why so forthcoming?
1490
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:49,020
Uh-oh. Uh, well,
1491
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:53,580
you know, my mom,
she used to cheat on my father
1492
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:55,020
- constantly.
- Fucking slut.
1493
01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,580
No, she--
okay, all right, yeah.
1494
01:15:57,660 --> 01:15:59,820
She-- and I want, uh...
1495
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:02,620
I don't want anyone to have to
suffer that kind of indignity,
1496
01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:06,980
be it you, Mr. Stack, or Mr. Conrad,
or for that matter,
1497
01:16:07,060 --> 01:16:09,460
Mr. Archibald.
So... ah!
1498
01:16:09,540 --> 01:16:12,300
Ah! Ow, oh!
1499
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:14,380
Conrad:
Go fuck yourself, Karl!
1500
01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:15,740
Thank you.
1501
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:21,020
That's lunch.
1502
01:16:21,100 --> 01:16:22,740
All-you-can-eat sushi,
strip bar.
1503
01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:23,940
In.
1504
01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,740
Thanks for letting us
use your car.
1505
01:16:28,820 --> 01:16:32,660
I promise, bomb squad'll reverse
anything before it explodes.
1506
01:16:32,740 --> 01:16:34,620
Oh, that's okay, baby.
1507
01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:37,180
I'm just glad
I could be of some help.
1508
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,980
That's my Gladys.
1509
01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:41,100
It's good to see you.
1510
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,820
You too, Marshall.
1511
01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:47,700
Now, no bombs have
been promised here, okay?
1512
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:49,380
I just delivered
the information.
1513
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,860
There's no guarantee
they're gonna use it at all.
1514
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:55,740
I mean, the whole threat
can be a threat, and--
1515
01:16:55,780 --> 01:16:58,300
- holy shit!
- ( tires screech )
1516
01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,100
Fuck! They're here.
1517
01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:01,500
They're here. Fuck fuck!
1518
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:04,060
Look at this, fuck!
Oh my fucking God.
1519
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:06,620
My God. Oh my...
1520
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:08,220
Look at that fucking-- look.
1521
01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:10,500
- Holy shit.
- Stack: Go go go.
1522
01:17:10,580 --> 01:17:14,660
Karl:
Oh my God. I am gonna shit my pants.
1523
01:17:14,740 --> 01:17:16,300
Oh!
1524
01:17:16,380 --> 01:17:19,300
No, Lord! They meant it!
They actually meant it!
1525
01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:21,420
( Hogan whispers )
Shh! Of course they meant it.
1526
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:24,260
You ever see what happens to people
in the divorce who aren't their clients?
1527
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:26,540
- Now calm your shit down.
- Gladys: There are two of them.
1528
01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:29,100
No no no, I think
that one's a monkey or something.
1529
01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:31,180
You think it's Mr. Stack
and Mr. Conrad?
1530
01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:33,700
- They might have hired people.
- Circus people.
1531
01:17:33,780 --> 01:17:35,980
Yeah.
1532
01:17:37,980 --> 01:17:40,780
Oh, they're highly organized.
1533
01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:43,580
( sirens wailing )
1534
01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,660
( guns cocking )
1535
01:17:45,740 --> 01:17:47,300
Freeze, you little freak!
1536
01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:49,580
- ( all sigh )
- They got 'em.
1537
01:17:49,660 --> 01:17:51,940
- You're going down!
- ( laughing )
1538
01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:54,300
I swear to God
I'll blow your brains out!
1539
01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,380
( Dolly mumbles )
1540
01:17:56,460 --> 01:17:58,020
Ah!
1541
01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,460
Hey, don't move there!
1542
01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:02,500
I had no--
l-- I didn't call them.
1543
01:18:02,580 --> 01:18:05,620
Oh yeah, that's the baby.
1544
01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:08,260
- Don't do it!
- Down down down down down!
1545
01:18:08,340 --> 01:18:10,060
Gun down! Right now!
1546
01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,020
- ( tears )
- Shit!
1547
01:18:20,060 --> 01:18:21,540
Mommy.
1548
01:18:21,620 --> 01:18:24,540
- Down down down down down!
- Ah!
1549
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:28,660
Down down down down down!
1550
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,860
Amanda:
Spencey, will you get that?
1551
01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:41,140
I'm on the phone
with the wedding planner.
1552
01:18:42,860 --> 01:18:44,900
Hold on a second, Rita.
Spence?
1553
01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:47,100
I thought he didn't
have our address.
1554
01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:48,500
- Please, just--
- I want him gone.
1555
01:18:48,580 --> 01:18:49,660
- Okay.
- I mean it!
1556
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:52,420
- Okay!
- Sorry. Mom gave me the address.
1557
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,260
I... figured she would.
1558
01:18:55,340 --> 01:18:56,940
Hi.
1559
01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:58,460
Thanks. Oh.
1560
01:19:03,420 --> 01:19:06,060
- Really?
- Yeah.
1561
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:09,020
She's thrilled.
It's really--
1562
01:19:09,100 --> 01:19:10,940
it's a dream come true.
1563
01:19:11,020 --> 01:19:13,660
- Well, congratulations, Spence.
- Thanks.
1564
01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:16,060
Red roses? No no, nobody said
anything about red roses.
1565
01:19:16,140 --> 01:19:18,820
I want perfect white calla lilies.
1566
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,180
Write it down!
1567
01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:23,740
- And I'm going to law school.
- Really? That's great.
1568
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:26,260
Yeah, Baker accepted me a while ago,
so I'm gonna go.
1569
01:19:26,340 --> 01:19:27,660
I mean, it's not Yale,
1570
01:19:27,740 --> 01:19:29,500
but hey, my dad understands
1571
01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:31,940
- and Amanda's all for it.
- Yeah.
1572
01:19:32,020 --> 01:19:35,220
Well, I'll get out of you two
lovebirds' hair in just a minute,
1573
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:37,700
but l-- I just wanted
to see your face
1574
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:39,540
when I showed you this.
1575
01:19:47,380 --> 01:19:49,060
( whispers )
No way.
1576
01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:51,140
And get--
1577
01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,100
get this--
they searched Conrad's desk.
1578
01:19:54,180 --> 01:19:56,300
They found one
of our Cougar Club folders.
1579
01:19:56,380 --> 01:19:59,180
Those bastards knew about
our extravaganza all along.
1580
01:19:59,260 --> 01:20:00,940
The whole thing was a setup.
1581
01:20:01,020 --> 01:20:02,740
Oh my gosh.
What does Karl say?
1582
01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:04,620
Well, in light
of what's happened,
1583
01:20:04,700 --> 01:20:06,460
he's arranged a little meeting
with Judge Emerson
1584
01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:09,420
to review our case.
And he wants to talk with us right now.
1585
01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:14,700
Everything's gonna be fine.
1586
01:20:14,780 --> 01:20:16,940
Hey, I'll call you back.
1587
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:18,820
Hi. Hey.
1588
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,380
- Hey.
- Where the hell are you going?
1589
01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:23,060
I... just gotta go meet my lawyer.
1590
01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:24,140
With him?
1591
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:26,380
- Well, yeah.
- l...
1592
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:30,180
Spence, I thought
we talked about this.
1593
01:20:30,260 --> 01:20:33,300
If you want to be married to me,
then no more Hogan--
1594
01:20:33,380 --> 01:20:34,540
permanently!
1595
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:36,940
( mutters )
Fuck you, bitch.
1596
01:20:37,020 --> 01:20:38,620
( chuckling )
1597
01:20:40,900 --> 01:20:42,780
- Oh.
- ( Amanda chuckles )
1598
01:20:42,820 --> 01:20:45,460
Mwah!
1599
01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:47,180
I'm sorry, Amanda.
1600
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,860
I mean, l-- I never even
asked you to marry me.
1601
01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,940
Here.
1602
01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:56,340
Wait.
1603
01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:59,820
But wait, Spence, but--
you complete me!
1604
01:20:59,900 --> 01:21:02,180
- God, I almost did that, didn't l?
- Yeah.
1605
01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:05,340
Shake it off, brother. The bullet
to the forehead's been dodged.
1606
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:09,060
Spence! Come back! Ahh!
1607
01:21:09,140 --> 01:21:11,540
So what's the deal
with this judge?
1608
01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:14,780
Margaret Emerson.
You saw her at the plea hearing.
1609
01:21:14,860 --> 01:21:17,500
She's a nasty one,
real ball-breaker type.
1610
01:21:17,580 --> 01:21:22,060
But when she heard about
the recent arrest at the law firm,
1611
01:21:22,140 --> 01:21:24,300
the almost-certain setup
at the hotel,
1612
01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,180
she seemed intrigued.
1613
01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:27,740
- Oh.
- ( stomach growling )
1614
01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:29,380
Oh shit.
1615
01:21:29,460 --> 01:21:31,580
Excuse me, I've gotta--
1616
01:21:31,660 --> 01:21:34,540
um, you know what?
If she comes in,
1617
01:21:34,620 --> 01:21:37,620
just tell her I'll be right back, okay?
1618
01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:41,700
- ( Karl farting )
- Karl, man.
1619
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:44,020
That's coming
from your anal cavity.
1620
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:46,180
Just take an orange pill,
it's in the briefcase.
1621
01:21:46,260 --> 01:21:49,380
No, that's okay.
It's gonna be the last time.
1622
01:22:01,220 --> 01:22:04,900
Spencer Holmes
and Marshall Hogan lll.
1623
01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:07,300
- Yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
1624
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,100
Sit down.
1625
01:22:30,380 --> 01:22:32,220
So...
1626
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:35,340
I'm supposed to believe
that you two punks
1627
01:22:35,420 --> 01:22:37,060
started a club
1628
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:41,540
so you could hook up
with old broads like me.
1629
01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:44,100
Well, are there really
any other broads to hook up with?
1630
01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:45,900
( both chuckle )
1631
01:22:45,980 --> 01:22:49,540
Your Honor?
May I call you Margaret?
1632
01:22:49,620 --> 01:22:52,740
Margaret, I'm looking
at you right now
1633
01:22:52,820 --> 01:22:54,820
and all I want to do
1634
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:57,420
is just jump over this table
1635
01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,100
and go to town.
I mean, you are a goddess,
1636
01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:02,140
and I'm sorry if I'm, like,
overstepping the bounds
1637
01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:03,500
of polite society here,
1638
01:23:03,580 --> 01:23:06,460
but I would make love to you
all day and all night,
1639
01:23:06,540 --> 01:23:09,340
until you screamed
with an unbearable ecstasy
1640
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:11,020
- like you've never felt before.
- And we, we--
1641
01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:13,060
we want to be very clear.
In no way did we ever
1642
01:23:13,140 --> 01:23:15,580
exchange money
for sex in our organization.
1643
01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:19,180
We charged membership fees.
No different than, uh, meetmart.net
1644
01:23:19,260 --> 01:23:21,380
or Christdate.net for that matter.
1645
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,820
It's just that our target
was a little more specific,
1646
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:25,140
- one could say.
- Margaret,
1647
01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:26,580
I'm gonna venture a guess here.
1648
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:29,060
If I were to come around this table
and gently caress
1649
01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:31,980
the back of your neck
with my tongue...
1650
01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,740
a slight chill would
run down your spine?
1651
01:23:35,820 --> 01:23:37,780
Might.
1652
01:23:37,860 --> 01:23:39,740
Wow. Ma'am,
this is no pimp operation.
1653
01:23:39,820 --> 01:23:41,380
- No ma'am, no ma'am.
- We assure you, it's--
1654
01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:44,020
No ma'am, we're bona fide businessmen
with a goal to expand our website
1655
01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,420
which-- yes, we have a website now.
1656
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:48,260
Eventually we plan
to have a magazine
1657
01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:49,860
and then we'll tour
around the country,
1658
01:23:49,940 --> 01:23:52,140
branching out to all
the major metropolitan areas,
1659
01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:54,220
all so that we can
become acquainted
1660
01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:55,900
with women such as yourself.
1661
01:23:55,980 --> 01:23:58,460
So sublime, so lush,
1662
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:00,860
- seasoned, exquisite.
- Really?
1663
01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:02,060
Yeah.
1664
01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:04,500
What about your partner?
Does he feel the same way?
1665
01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:06,300
This guy?
1666
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,420
This guy. Oh my God.
And then some.
1667
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,900
Yeah. Ha.
1668
01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:13,100
Prove it.
1669
01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,540
What-- oh.
1670
01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:36,060
Woman:
You drink whiskey
1671
01:24:36,140 --> 01:24:39,340
But I drink wine
1672
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:45,700
You wear the watch,
but I keep the time
1673
01:24:49,820 --> 01:24:52,420
You're so delicious
1674
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:56,460
But I'm tasty, yeah
1675
01:24:58,220 --> 01:25:01,060
You may be fine
1676
01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:05,820
- ( moaning )
- But I'm sexy, baby
1677
01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:10,740
You may be fine,
but I'm sexy
1678
01:25:10,820 --> 01:25:15,220
You may be cute, but I'm sexy
1679
01:25:15,300 --> 01:25:18,980
You may be pretty,
but I'm sexy
1680
01:25:19,060 --> 01:25:22,740
But I'm sexy,
but I'm...
1681
01:25:22,820 --> 01:25:27,300
You may be fine,
but I'm sexy
1682
01:25:27,380 --> 01:25:28,420
You may be cute...
1683
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,100
Hogan:
Congratulations, Karl.
1684
01:25:30,180 --> 01:25:32,900
A few more cases, you can actually
get a car from the 21st century.
1685
01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,780
Yeah!
And a new bike.
1686
01:25:34,860 --> 01:25:36,180
- Stop the car, stop the car.
- What?
1687
01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:37,860
- Why? Why?
- Hmm?
1688
01:25:37,940 --> 01:25:41,140
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
1689
01:25:43,180 --> 01:25:45,700
- I'm not gonna waste gas.
- Just give me one second.
1690
01:25:45,780 --> 01:25:47,540
- Karl: Okay.
- Hogan: Let us dream.
1691
01:25:48,540 --> 01:25:50,060
Hey.
1692
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:56,100
I'm sorry that I haven't
returned your phone calls.
1693
01:25:56,180 --> 01:25:58,620
I-- I've just been swamped
1694
01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,740
with getting my real estate license.
1695
01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:04,100
It's great to see you.
I didn't know if I ever would again.
1696
01:26:04,180 --> 01:26:05,900
I'm glad you're okay.
1697
01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,820
Yeah yeah.
1698
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:11,420
We're having a party
Saturday night, if you're interested.
1699
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:14,580
It's at 8:00. I'd love to see you.
1700
01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:17,500
Yeah.
1701
01:26:17,580 --> 01:26:19,460
Sounds good.
1702
01:26:19,540 --> 01:26:21,060
Good.
1703
01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:22,980
Maybe.
1704
01:26:24,740 --> 01:26:26,420
Okay, bye.
1705
01:26:31,580 --> 01:26:34,300
( woman vocalizing )
1706
01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:39,340
Let's go...
1707
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:43,900
All:
Whoa!
1708
01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:46,180
Here we go, here we go.
1709
01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:50,660
- Whoa.
- Nice nice.
1710
01:26:50,740 --> 01:26:53,660
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Ho.
1711
01:26:53,740 --> 01:26:57,020
To Stack, Conrad
and Archibald.
1712
01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:59,380
- ( hoots )
- Cheers!
1713
01:26:59,460 --> 01:27:01,060
Bastards.
1714
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:04,620
- To Cougar Club!
- Cheers!
1715
01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:06,300
- Oh!
- Whoo!
1716
01:27:06,380 --> 01:27:08,100
- Cougar Club!
- Damn it, Karl.
1717
01:27:10,380 --> 01:27:12,500
I'm feeling it. Mmm!
1718
01:27:15,940 --> 01:27:17,540
Take a look around.
1719
01:27:17,620 --> 01:27:21,220
This is what can happen
when you dare to say yes.
1720
01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:24,300
Couldn't have done it
without you.
1721
01:27:26,260 --> 01:27:29,020
True, man. There's so many
ways to say yes.
1722
01:27:29,100 --> 01:27:32,140
Yeah, uh-huh, yep,
1723
01:27:32,220 --> 01:27:34,380
all right, okay, sure.
1724
01:27:34,460 --> 01:27:35,900
It's not even
like foreign languages.
1725
01:27:35,980 --> 01:27:36,980
Hey, Karl. Drink up.
1726
01:27:37,060 --> 01:27:38,620
Thanks, buddy.
1727
01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:44,540
I can't believe it.
She's here.
1728
01:27:47,140 --> 01:27:49,060
- Go go go.
- I'll be right back.
1729
01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:52,020
Let's go,
let's go dancing
1730
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:54,300
Let's go running...
1731
01:27:54,380 --> 01:27:57,300
I am so happy
that you're here.
1732
01:27:57,380 --> 01:27:59,380
I wouldn't have missed it.
1733
01:27:59,460 --> 01:28:01,860
Let's go dancing
1734
01:28:01,940 --> 01:28:04,420
- Let's go running
- ( Marshall cackling )
1735
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:07,500
Let's go
1736
01:28:07,580 --> 01:28:10,780
- Whoa!
- Cougar Club!
1737
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:12,660
( all cheer )
1738
01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:17,620
Oh my boys,
I'm so proud of both of you.
1739
01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:20,260
This is what
you've worked so hard for,
1740
01:28:20,340 --> 01:28:22,380
and I know it's what
you've always wanted.
1741
01:28:22,460 --> 01:28:24,340
- Oh.
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
1742
01:28:24,420 --> 01:28:28,100
- Thanks, Mom.
- Good luck, boys.
1743
01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:30,220
Eh, now you're men.
1744
01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:31,780
Go and be wise.
1745
01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:33,340
- Yeah.
- Thanks, Dad.
1746
01:28:33,420 --> 01:28:35,260
- ( stomach growls )
- ( burps, grunts )
1747
01:28:35,340 --> 01:28:37,660
Not again.
Honey, where are the orange pills?
1748
01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,140
- Uh, kitchen.
- Sorry.
1749
01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:42,220
Fred:
Go sow your seed!
1750
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:43,980
- Thanks, Dad.
- All right.
1751
01:28:44,060 --> 01:28:45,820
- Cookies.
- Oh.
1752
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:48,780
Mom, just how I like 'em.
1753
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,700
( all sigh )
1754
01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:52,620
All right.
1755
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,500
Bye, Mom.
1756
01:28:54,580 --> 01:28:55,860
Bye.
1757
01:28:58,740 --> 01:29:00,340
( Karl hollers, indistinct )
1758
01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:01,900
Yeah!
1759
01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:07,420
Teddy:
She's ready to roll, boys.
1760
01:29:07,500 --> 01:29:09,060
- Mom: I love you boys!
- Later, Mom.
1761
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:10,740
Bye!
1762
01:29:10,820 --> 01:29:11,820
Be careful!
1763
01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:13,820
Liberate me
1764
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:16,500
- Liberate me...
- Mm-hmm!
1765
01:29:16,580 --> 01:29:21,500
Liberate me, liberate me...
1766
01:29:21,580 --> 01:29:23,060
Hogan:
Bye, Mom!
1767
01:29:23,140 --> 01:29:26,860
Around the sun
1768
01:29:26,940 --> 01:29:29,380
On the run
1769
01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:31,060
Nothing can stop me...
1770
01:29:31,140 --> 01:29:33,340
Gardener:
Adios, amigos!
1771
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:34,500
From having my fun
1772
01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:37,100
Liberate me
1773
01:29:37,180 --> 01:29:42,420
Liberate me, liberate me
1774
01:29:42,500 --> 01:29:44,860
Liberate me
1775
01:29:45,860 --> 01:29:50,300
Liberate me,
liberate me.
1776
01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:54,980
Mom and Dad are home
and they're with Barry Stack.
1777
01:29:55,060 --> 01:29:56,020
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1778
01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:57,660
Fuck!
1779
01:29:57,740 --> 01:29:59,620
( rock music playing )
1780
01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,860
Ah!
1781
01:31:10,380 --> 01:31:11,660
Ooh.
1782
01:31:15,780 --> 01:31:17,820
- Uh...
- Sorry!
1783
01:31:18,860 --> 01:31:19,060
Liberate me,
liberate me
1784
01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:29,140
Around the sun
1785
01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:31,580
On the run
1786
01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:34,500
Nothing can stop me
1787
01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:37,100
From having my fun
1788
01:31:37,180 --> 01:31:41,420
Liberate me, liberate me
1789
01:31:42,580 --> 01:31:46,820
Liberate me,
liberate me
1790
01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:52,500
Liberate me, liberate me.
1791
01:31:52,580 --> 01:31:55,020
( big band music playing )
1792
01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:31,180
Ah!
1793
01:33:31,260 --> 01:33:34,020
Mmm. Nuh-uh.
1794
01:33:34,100 --> 01:33:35,500
( laughs )
1795
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:37,020
( sighs )
1796
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:38,500
( glass shatters )
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